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Live from the sold-out T-Mobile Arena in Paradise Nevada
Monday Night February 15th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway and the Empire General Manager DDP are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Good evening folks and welcome to another high octane and action-packed night of Adrenaline!! If some of you don’t know me or maybe don’t remember me, I am Phillip Greenway and this young man beside me is the W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Page. DDP, welcome onboard Mr. Page.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Thanks Phil, it’s not my usual gig; but I’ll fill in in a pinch.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Well, let’s get right to the million-dollar question then on everyone’s minds. Last week at the Crossfire PPV we all watched in horror as the new World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone not only attacked Tank, but he along with the new World Tag Team champions also attacked our colleagues Mike Thompson and Chris Simmons sending both men to the hospital. Do you have an update on their physical condition?
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Yeah, all three men spent a few days in the hospital. Of course, there is serious concern about Tanks neck. After he retired, he had three neck surgeries so that was brought to the forefront of what the doctors were looking at. Ugh, Chris and Mike both had serious concussions. After spending the night in the hospital, they were released to go home to heal up.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Any idea when we will see them back on W.W.E. television?
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – At this point, there is no timetable set. That will be up to their personal physicians to decide.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Well, we all wish them the very best and a very speedy recovery. Putting that aside, the company as a whole had a tremendous ppv. We crowd a new Television Champion in Chandler Hopkins. A new Women’s World Champion in Amber Nova. A new United States Heavyweight Champion in Tito Escobar. New World Tag Team Champions in the Guerillas of Destiny. And finally, the new World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Yeah, we had a number of great tournaments and Mark and I are very proud of all those men and women who were crowned champions.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Proud? How can the two of you be proud of what Stone did to Tank, Mike and Chris?
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – You know, I’ve been in this business for a long time Phil. I have seen some crazy stuff and what happened to the three of them didn’t surprise me. Yeah, I wished it never happened, especially to three men that are all well into their golden years of retirement.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I have to ask. Have you had any conversations with the owner of the W.W.E. to either suspend or strip the titles from both Alexander Stone and G.O.D.?
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I’m not going to lie. Mark and I did sit down last Tuesday after we had a chance to digest what happened at the ppv and we tossed around all our options regarding Stone and G.O.D. At that time, we felt that…
[ Suddenly, “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as the World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone marches out onto the stage interrupting DDP. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Speak of the Devil, and the Devil appears.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I can’t wait to hear what he has to say. He’s got some explaining to do in my book.
[ The World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone slowly walks down to the ring as the sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him. He soaks it all in as he climbs into the ring and demands the mic from Harvey who is more than happy to hand it over to him to avoid a beating like Crazy Man and the Messiah got at the PPV. As the crowd calms down, Stone, with that cocky ass grin on his face begins… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Boo all you want, but the fact will always remain the same; I am your World Heavyweight Champion and there aint a man on this roster that is going to take this belt from me!!
[ And the sold out stadium boos him again as he stands there waiting for them to calm down. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Last week, after I took out Caristico; that old fossil Tank was supposed to present me with my World Heavyweight title belt. He was paid, I assume; big money for his appearance fee. Most old fossils like him try and jack up their appearance fees because they pissed away all their earnings over the years.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s uncalled for. Everyone close to Tank knows that his mounting medical bills have hurt him tremendously.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – So his old, lazy ass climbed into my ring. My world, and patted me on the back like I was some damn dog. That’s what I get? That’s what we paid him for? A pat on my damn back!! I am the new face of this company!! I am the man that is going to carry this company for years to come. I am “Pure Gold” people, so get used to it!!!
[ And he smiles evilly as the crowd boos him again. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – He better go back and re-watch that match from the PPV because Caristico gave him a run for his money.
[ Stone looks down at Page sitting at ringside. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – So let me get this right, you and “the boss” sat down and talked over your options? You thought about stripping me of my title?
[ DDP nods in agreement at him. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – That’s right.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Well since I stand before the masses tonight, we all can see clearly that neither of you had the balls to do it!! You both knew that taking this belt off of me meant you would lose millions!!! Bottom line Page, we run this show!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We? Who’s we?
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova struts out showing off newly won Women’s World title belt off as she struts down to the ring and climbs in high fiving Stone. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – There’s more!!! Hahaha!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the World Tag Team Champions G.O.D. storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base showing off their newly won World Tag Team title belts!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Stone has aligned himself with Amber Nova and G.O.D.?
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – We run this company!! Not you Page!! Not that fat ass owner Mark who we haven’t seen in what… a month!!! We are the Gold Standard, and there aint a damn thing anyone can do about of it!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Gold Standard!!! What a power move by the World champion to align himself with both the Women’s World champion and the World Tag Team Champions!!! They just created what could arguably be the strongest stable ever in this company’s history.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I’ve seen some pretty tough stables over the years and the one thing that always rips them apart is their ego’s, and this one is full of them.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I couldn’t agree more my old friend. Let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Christina Darling and Gabby Jettson.
[ The show flashes to the backstage area where we see Cindy Meyers standing between “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson and “Foxy Lady” Christina Darling. ]
Cindy Meyers - Ladies, this past month has not been kind to either of you as you both stand winless since joining the W.W.E. ranked sixth and seventh respectively. Now, tonight you team up in the first round of the Women’s Tag Team title tournament against Twisted SisterZ. How can each of you overcome what plagued you thus far?
[ Christina leans in hogging the microphone before Gabby can say a word. ]
“Foxy Lady” Christina Darling – It’s simple Cindy. We’re better than our records indicate. As far as I’m concerned, we were both victims of bad booking. Now tonight, we put all that garbage behind us and we take the first step in becoming the Women’s World Tag Team Champions!!! Nothing can stop us!! I’m the brains of this team and she’s the brawns!!!
[ Cindy turns to Gabby. ]
Cindy Meyers – Gabby, do you have anything to add to what your tag team partner just said?
[ Gabby looks right at Christina pissed off. ]
“The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson – You talk too damn much!!! Tonight, you just keep your Squirrel Girl tail out of my way and follow my lead!!! Got it?!
[ Gabby storms off the set as Christina looks back at Cindy. ]
“Foxy Lady” Christina Darling – It’s not a squirrel’s tail …it’s a fox.
[ The cameras pan back to Phillip and DDP at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Those two girls are much better than what each of their record shows.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I couldn’t agree more. They both are a wealth of talent and once they break out of their funk that they are in the wins will start to pile up for them. Let’s go up to the ring. I’m hearing in my earpiece that we are ready for our opening match.
Bulk vs Joey Ryan w/Spice
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., and being accompanied by his co-star Spice; “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage along with his stripper friend Spice to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women. Finally making it to the ring, he sexually rolls in and lays in the corner showing off his large package as Spice flaunts her ass to the men at ringside while licking sexually her foot long pink vibrator. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I hate to rub it in, but this idiot found a way to sneak onto the ppv and almost became the United States Heavyweight Champion!!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – You’re rubbing it in.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 484 lbs., Bulk!
[ “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays as the massive Bulk marches down to the ring to a chorus of boos. The giant of a man climbs the steps stepping through the ropes glaring at Spice as she plays with her rather large pink vibrator. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The big man has yet to score his first win since joining the Empire, but I really think tonight will be his breakout night.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Going out on a limb there, Phil? I will agree with you. Tonight, Joey is going to pay for that cheap shot he took on Bulk a few weeks ago to cheat his way onto the ppv.
[ The referee calls for the bell and Bulk charges out of the gate, looking to clothesline Joey, but Joey drops down and avoids the contact. Joey quickly rolls out of the ring and walks around discussing strategy with Spice. Bulk reaches over the ropes trying to grab him by the hair, but Joey just swats his hand away. The referee pushes Bulk back, trying to create some distance to allow Joey to get back into the ring. Bulk is pissed as he shoves the referee aside and again reaches over the ropes at Joey. Joey reaches under the bottom rope and pulls Bulk’s legs out from under him, causing Bulk to fall to the canvas flat on his back. Joey quickly pulls him all the way out of the ring and rams Bulk back first into the ring apron. Bulk shrugs off the impact and he growls as Joey, but Joey just nails him with a stiff slap across Bulks face and rolls back into the ring! Bulk gives chase, but then Joey rolls back out to the floor on the other side of the ring! Bulk follows suit, and chases Joey around the ringside area! Joey rolls into the ring and Bulk goes to follow him, but this time Joey cuts him off at the pass, stomping on his back and then driving a big elbow drop into the middle of Bulk’s back! Bulk lays prone on the mat as Joey puts Bulk in a headlock, pulling back on Bulk’s neck, twisting his head around. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I would hate to give Joey any credit, but if he stands any chance of winning this match tonight, he needs to keep up his hit and run tactics that he has been doing thus far.
[ Bulk starts to get back up to his feet, and Joey drives a knee into the side of his rib cage. Bulk powers up and shrugs Joey off of him. Bulk hits the ropes and hits Joey with a huge shoulder block driving Joey to the mat. Bulk drags Joey to his feet, but Bulk gets caught with a thumb to the eye blinding him. Bulk is swinging his arms around wildly, looking to hit someone, anyone with a big clubbing arm, but Joey grabs him, ducking underneath and dropping down into a jawbreaker! Bulk staggers up to his feet and leans into the corner as Joey races across the ring and nails him with a running knee to the jaw!! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I can’t believe that Joey Ryan is winning this match!!
[ Bulk finally gets his bearings back and tries for a big clothesline but Joey ducks under it and Bulk hits the referee, knocking him down. Spice sees this and tosses the-foot-long pink vibrator into the ring. Joey picks it up and just as Bulk turns around to face Joey he blasts the big man in the head knocking him out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Not again!!! That’s the second time Bulk has been hit with that vibrator!!!
[ Joey tosses the vibrator out of the ring as he drops to the mat rolling the big man up hooking the leg …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Joey Ryan!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another screw job by Joey Ryan as he and Spice scurry back up the ramp before Bulk can wake up!!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I’m telling you Phil I’m going to have to pull my weight around here to put this idiot in his place!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Unfortunately, it goes into the books as a win for him and inches him closer to a title shot. Let’s go to the back as Cindy Meyers is standing by with the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar.
[ The cameras pan to the back where we see the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar with Cindy Meyers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tito Escobar, congratulations on winning the United States Heavyweight title, even though you had some help from your seemingly new friends in Los Vipers.
[ And she sees that the United States Heavyweight title is now the Mexican Heavyweight title. ]
Cindy Meyers – Can you tell us why you are holding this belt and not the belt awarded to you?
The United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar – It is simple Cindy. I am Mexican and proud of my heritage. To be a champion here in the W.W.E. I represent my Mexican people, not the people of the United States. This belt represents everything I have worked hard for!!! From this point forward, I want to be called the Mexican Heavyweight Champion!!!
Cindy Meyers – I’m sure the General Manager will have a few words regarding that matter. My next question is regarding Los Vipers and what they did for you at the PPV.
[ As if on cue, Los Vipers walk onto the set; mask less. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar – Los Vipers finally saw the light and have accepted my help to achieve what they have been chasing for weeks, the World Tag Team titles!!! Together, the three of us will reign supreme as the Cartel!!! The deadliest team here in the W.W.E.!!!
Cindy Meyers – You now have collected three masks here in the Empire. Now that you are the United…
[ And Tito eyes her threateningly. ]
Cindy Meyers – Excuse me, Mexican Heavyweight Champion. Do you plan on trying to add more masks to your collection?
[ Tito smiles as Los Vipers bookend him. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar – Lets see Cindy. There’s Tiger King’s mask that I could add to my collection. Or maybe I will go take Funny Bones!!!
[ And he looks evilly into the camera. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar – But the one mask that would be the crown jewel of my collection would be Caristico’s mask!!! Caristico, watch your back amigo. The clocks ticking on you “Mi amigo”.
[ The show swings back to DDP and Phil at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I have to tell you this guy was dangerous alone and now that he has Los Vipers behind him, he could be looking at a long Mexican Heavyweight title reign!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – It’s the United States Heavyweight title, Phil. I will have to add that to my list of things to address.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That list is getting longer as the night goes on!! Harvey, take it away!!!
Christina Darling and Gabby Jetson vs Twisted SisterZ
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 122 lbs., “Foxy Lady” Christina Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Christina struts out in her fox wrestling gear with her fox tail bobbing back and forth. Full of smiles, she struts down to the ring high fiving all her fans on both sides of the ramp. She rolls under the bottom rope and poses on the second turnbuckle as pyro explodes around her. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This young woman is a fire cracker I’ll give you that.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I like her a lot and I hope that she picks up a win tonight; but honestly though, Twisted SisterZ are like a buzz saw and if I was a betting man I would have to pick them. Sorry Christina.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her tag team partner. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 194 lbs., “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson!!
[ “Fight to the Death” by Neil Myers rocks the arena as the crowd explodes to their feet as “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson storms out on stage and marches down to the ring!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Gabby has also been on the receiving end of a couple of tough losses. This woman is a powerhouse and if she can use that power against Twisted SisterZ then they have a slight chance of pulling out a win tonight.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I’m a big fan of Gabby, but these two have zero experience tagging with each other. With that inexperience it’s going to be tough for them to steal a win tonight.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 269 lbs., Twisted SisterZ!!
[ The crowd goes wild as “Unstoppable” by KatDeluna rocks the arena as Thunder Rosa and Holidead rush the ring diving under the bottom rope and posing for their fans. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These women hail from Mexico as the Empire continues their Mexican relations with our huge fan base south of the border.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – It’s not just Mexico. Mark and I have scoured the globe to bring in the very best free agent talent money can buy.
[ The bell sounds and Thunder Rosa starts off with Gabby. You’d think Gabby would easily overpower Thunder Rosa, but she’s shocked to find out that Thunder Rosa has the strength to go up under her and hoist her up onto her shoulders in the first move of the match. Gabby tries to grab at her neck, but Thunder Rosa rolls forward, planting Gabby directly onto the canvas in a brutal fashion. Before Gabby can even realize what’s happening, Thunder Rosa nails her with a seated dropkick to the face, while tagging in Holidead, who charges in with a twisting leg drop across the throat. The referee tries to get the Twisted SisterZ out of the ring, but as Gabby tries to stand up, Thunder Rosa jabs a few left hooks into her jaw knocking her backwards into the turnbuckles. In unison, Thunder Rosa and Holidead begin unloading with stereo chops in the corner, repeatedly battering Gabby until the referee has no choice but to step in and force Thunder Rosa out of the ring. Holidead nails a big forearm to the chest of Gabby and then kicks her in the stomach. Holidead hooks her up out of the corner into a full nelson slam and then drops down onto Gabby onto the mat rolling her up for the pin …1 …2 …and she kicks out! Gabby barely gets her shoulder up as Christina desperately wants to get in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Gabby needs to get to her corner and tag in the fresh woman in Christina Darling!!! The Twisted SisterZ are doing a great job in isolating Gabby from her tag team partner.
[ Holidead unloads with repeated machine gun kicks to Gabby’s stomach and then grabs Gabby by the head and rams it into the turnbuckles. Holidead backs up, grabbing Gabby for an STO move, but Gabby counters, flipping her over into a front slam. Gabby reaches up and finally tags in Christina, and then steps on the neck of Holidead choking her until the referee forces her out of the ring. Christina delivers a big elbow drop on Holidead and then goes for a lateral press with a cover …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa dives in to break it up. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – That little firecracker is feeling it Phil!! She’s got that fire burning inside of her and she can taste it!!!
[ Christina unloads with some stiff elbows to Holidead and then drives a big knee into her gut. Holidead fights back with a short headbutt to Christina’s chest and a forearm across her mouth. Holidead does a quick standing switch, but then Christina counters into one of her own snap German suplex that drops Holidead right on her head. Christina drops down going for a pin, but Thunder Rosa kicks her across the face before the referee can even count one. That causes Christina to get to her feet, grab Thunder Rosa by her hair and yank her over the top rope and into the ring!!! In comes Gabby, who bowls over Holidead and then grabs Thunder Rosa sending her into the ropes nailing her with a big boot! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This one is starting to break down!!! The referee needs to get control of this match!!!
[ The referee is trying to get control, but he’s shoved aside as Thunder Rosa and Holidead double team Gabby, knocking her back into the corner with more stiff chops. Gabby powers back, leveling Thunder Rosa with a big right, but then turns around and catches a screw kick to the side of the head by Holidead. Christina comes charging forward, but Thunder Rosa stops her short with a shot to the breadbasket. Thunder Rosa drives a knee up into the gut of Christina as Holidead hits a dropkick to Christina’s face! Gabby stands up, but Thunder Rosa and Holidead hit a double team running back elbow that sends Gabby flying up and over the top rope and crashing to the floor. The referee tries to get Thunder Rosa out of the ring again, but she leaps past him and the Twisted SisterZ hit a double running kick to the face of Christina. Holidead picks Christina up and nails her with a Cradle Piledriver!!! Holidead covers Christina as the referee counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Twisted SisterZ!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Twisted SisterZ have made an impact on their first night here in the Empire as they now move on to round two of the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament!!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – These two women are going to be a force for a long time in the women’s tag team division. Next up, they take on the winners of next weeks match between Caged Heat and the Woke Queens!!
[ Back in the ring, Christina sits on the mat holding her head feeling dejected as she watches Gabby throw her hands in the air in disgust leaving her partner behind. ]
[ The show switches to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing by with Maria Manic. ]
Cindy Meyers – Maria, congratulations on your big win at the Crossfire ppv last Sunday night. With that win, you have positioned yourself in line for a title shot.
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Yeah, it feels great to put Shanna and all that crap between her and I behind me and move on. As far as positioning myself for a shot at the Women’s World…
[ But before she can finish that thought, Havok walks into the scene. ]
Havok – And what makes you think you deserve a title shot? Just because you beat Shanna? I took Amber Nova to the limit!!
[ Maria smiles at Havok. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – And you lost!!! Now do us both a favor and get to the back of the line!!
[ Then Bloody Mary walks into the scene. ]
Bloody Mary – I have to agree with my tag team partner. If memory serves, I believe it was me that eliminated you from the World title tournament. If anyone deserves a title shot, it’s me!!
[ Maria knows that she’s outnumbered, but she doesn’t give a shit as she gets right up in both women’s faces. Before all hell can break loose, security floods the area separating the three women. The cameras go back to DDP and Phil at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – All three women think they each deserve a shot at Amber Nova’s Women’s World title. At the end of the day there can only be one challenger.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Well Phil, we actually have three weeks until the ppv so anything is possible.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I hate it when you speak in riddles!! Let’s go back to the ring for our next huge match-up!!!
Caristico vs Kahagas
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 180 lbs., “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – At Crossfire, Caristico took the World Champion Alexander Stone to the limit!! With a win tonight, he just might position himself for a rematch down the road!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I would love to see a rematch against those two men. Can you imagine the ppv buys for that kind of a main event?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as the Demon makes his way down to the ring and rolls in never taking his eyes off of Caristico. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Kahagas is a wrestling machine and is currently the number one contender to the Mexican Heavyweight title currently held by Tito Escobar!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Phil, I told you it’s the United States Heavyweight title!! I don’t care what kind of sticker Tito Escobar slaps on it!!!
[ As the bell sounds, both men meet in the center of the ring and lock up and Kahagas goes for an arm drag, but Caristico pulls away. Kahagas tries again but Caristico backs away and avoids the move. They circle again with Caristico now reaching out first, pulling Kahagas into a side headlock. Kahagas wriggles free and sends Caristico into the ropes, leapfrogging over him and as Caristico comes off the ropes on the other side, Kahagas grabs his arm and slings him over. Caristico is right back up to his feet, but Kahagas does another arm drag takeover. Again, Caristico is up and right back with another Kahagas arm drag. This time Kahagas holds onto the arm, sinking the arm drag deep. Kahagas pulls back on the arm, but Caristico fights up to his feet and gives Kahagas a straight right hook that knocks Kahagas back a bit. Caristico sends him into the ropes and nails him with a shoulder-block. Caristico then peppers Kahagas with a few errant blows before grabbing the right arm and twisting it around. He starts to work the arm, pulling Kahagas’s arm up and down like a pump-handle. He finally pulls it up underneath Kahagas’ legs and lifts him up into a pump-handle slam! Caristico grabs the arm of Kahagas again and quickly locks on the cross-face chicken wing hoping to drive the fight right out of Kahagas. Kahagas struggles to the ropes, finally getting his foot placed gingerly across the bottom rope before too much damage can be done. The referee steps in and Caristico gives a clean break. Kahagas uses the ropes to get to his feet, shaking off his arm trying to get the blood flowing again. Caristico and Kahagas lock up once more and Kahagas again goes for the arm drag, but this time Caristico counters into a back slide …1 …2 …and Kahagas breaks the pinfall attempt as he rolls through and gets to his feet on the other side kicking Caristico in the gut. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – So far neither man has used their high speed, high impact moves in this match. They have used the opening minutes of this match to feel each other out.
[ Kahagas hops over him and when Caristico turns around. Kahagas delivers another stiff shot to the midsection. Now Kahagas lifts Caristico up and executes a slingshot suplex! Kahagas hits the ropes, delivering an elevated knee drop to the ribs. Kahagas goes to whip Caristico into the turnbuckles stomach first! Caristico turns around and Kahagas charges at him, only to eat a big boot to the face. Caristico scoops Kahagas up and drops him with a back body-slam!! Caristico then climbs up to the top ropes leaping off with a 450 Splash smashing down across Kahagas’s body. Caristico covers Kahagas hooking his right leg …1 …2 …and Kahagas drives his shoulder up off the mat! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – What an amazing 450 splash by Caristico!! This guy can pull off those top rope moves from out of anywhere!!
[ Caristico quickly grabs Kahagas by the arm, twisting it around into an arm wringer type hold continuing to work it over. Both men are keeping this pace very pointed, but not as high impact as they possibly could. Kahagas and Caristico seem stuck in neutral for a moment, as Caristico has the arm and Kahagas can’t get much traction. But then Kahagas counters, pulling the leg out from under Caristico and quickly jumping onto him with a front face-lock. Caristico tries to get up, but Kahagas shoves him away. Both men with a collar and elbow tie-up, this time with Kahagas gaining the advantage with a knee to the gut, and he slugs Caristico with a pair of right hands, sending him into the corner. Kahagas charges in with a dropkick right to the chest of Caristico and then Kahagas follows up with some more rights to the head. Kahagas takes a moment to figure out his next move and then unloads with some knife edge chops to the chest. Kahagas then goes for an Irish whip, but Caristico reverses and catches his adversary in a waist-lock and follows up with a spinning belly to belly suplex, planting Kahagas in the middle of the ring on the back of his neck. Caristico powers Kahagas up and drives him into the mat with a gut-wrench powerbomb!! Caristico rolls Kahagas up, driving his forearm into Kahagas’s face adding insult to injury …1 …2 … but Kahagas kicks out! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s the third straight pin attempt by Caristico!! It feels like the match is swinging in Caristico’s favor.
[ Caristico picks Kahagas up and punches him in the kidneys. Kahagas screams out in pain from the kidney punch as Caristico takes the opening as he slugs Kahagas in the face and pulls him forward going for a short-arm clothesline, but Kahagas ducks underneath and spins a kick right into the middle of Caristico’s gut. Kahagas then drives Caristico to the mat with a high overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Caristico bounces up off the canvas to his feet like a superball, only to be knocked right back down from a discus lariat from Kahagas! Caristico is dragged back to his feet by his mask as Kahagas cranks his head around and nails a nasty neck breaker that sends Caristico to the mat. Kahagas rolls him up going for the pin …1 …Caristico gets his shoulder up and Kahagas wrenches in a half nelson. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Kahagas needed that. You’re right. This match did feel like it was going to be all Caristico.
[ Caristico fights free, but Kahagas lifts Caristico up and nails him with a delayed vertical suplex, letting all the blood flow to Caristico’s head before driving him to the mat. Kahagas uses his technical expertise to wrap his legs around Caristico to apply an armbar submission! Caristico grunts in pain, but reaches the ropes before any further damage can be done. The referee steps in and much like Caristico earlier in the bout, Kahagas gives a clean break. Kahagas drags Caristico to his feet by his mask, sending Caristico into the ropes and catches him as he comes off with the jumping back elbow! Kahagas gets himself back up to his feet and grabs Caristico’s legs trying to turn him over into a Boston crab. Caristico tries to fight free but as he tries to block the Boston crab, but Kahagas drops down with one knee pressing it into the back of Caristico. Kahagas sits down as deep as he can causing Caristico to twist in agony as the referee checks in on him. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Kahagas has turned the Boston Crab submission into a modified Lion Tamer!!
[ Caristico pounds his fist into the mat, not tapping out; but trying to get the crowd into the match. The fans begin cheering as Caristico tries to fight free of the vicious submission hold. Caristico rolls over and kicks free sending Kahagas flying into the turnbuckle. Caristico quickly gets back up and delivers a round house right to Kahagas. He follows that up with a series of lefts and rights and then spins Kahagas around dropping him with a twisting neck breaker. Caristico pulls Kahagas up and throws him backwards into the turnbuckles. He tries a few rabbit punches in the corner, but Kahagas is so resilient and counters with a forearm to the face and then a step up kick off the ropes that sends Caristico down to the mat. Kahagas then lifts Caristico up and ties him up into the tree of woe. He gets in a few obligatory stomps to the middle and then heads to the far side corner where he charges and runs post to post, coast to coast for a dropkick that causes Caristico to flop out of the corner, right onto his face. Kahagas climbs up to the top rope, measuring himself and waiting for Caristico to stand up. As Caristico gets to his feet, Kahagas leaps off the top rope with a moonsault, but at the very last second Caristico moves out of the way and Kahagas crashes and burns in the center of the ring. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Just when you thought Kahagas had the former number one contender down for the count, the veteran turns the tables again and Kahagas finds himself crashing and burning!!
[ Caristico stands up holding his back and then points to the crowd as they cheer him wildly. Caristico then waits for Kahagas to stand up and kicks him in the stomach and hooks him going for a DDT, but Kahagas counters and pushes Caristico into the ropes, going for a back body drop, but Caristico counters that and nails Kahagas with a Canadian Destroyer!!! The crowd goes crazy after that move as Caristico hooks the leg …1 …2 …and Kahagas manages to somehow kick out! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing double counter by both men and di you see that Canadian Destroyer? I am stunned that Kahagas could kick out of that!!
[ Caristico lifts Kahagas to his feet and goes for a suplex, but Kahagas drops down behind him and then dropkicks him in the back of the head! Caristico goes tumbling between the ropes and falls to the floor outside with a thump. Kahagas slowly sets up shaking loose the cobwebs in his own head, and trying to regain his footing. Kahagas pulls back on the top rope launching himself over the ropes crashing onto Caristico with a full body press plancha. Now Kahagas pulls himself up and grabs Caristico by the mask throwing him into the steel guardrail as the referee starts his count …1 …2 …3 …4 ... and Kahagas gives him a series of hard knife edge chops across the chest which make Caristico’s chest turn a nasty shade of red. Kahagas drives a knee into the gut and then a chop to the windpipe, causing Caristico to slump backwards against the railing. Kahagas again grabs Caristico and drives him into the steel ring steps!! …5 …6 …7 .... Kahagas grabs Caristico up and throws him back into the ring, following himself shortly after. Kahagas bounces off the rope grabbing Caristico around the head and bulldogging him into the canvas. Kahagas hooks Caristico’s leg for the win …1 …2 …Caristico kicks out! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Kahagas worked Caristico over pretty good outside the ring and some-how he still found a way to kick out!!
[ Kahagas brings Caristico to his feet, but Caristico elbows him in the face. Caristico sends Kahagas into the turnbuckles and charges in with a shoulder to the gut. Caristico backs up a few steps and races into the turnbuckles again but Kahagas sidesteps and Caristico runs right into the turn-buckles chest-first, staggering back and then getting caught with a snap suplex! Kahagas picks Caristico up and drops him down into a gut-buster. Kahagas flips Caristico over and repeatedly drives his knee into his chest, abdomen and rib cage. Kahagas looks around and then hits the ropes jumping in the air with a high leg drop right across Caristico’s chest before hooking his leg for the pin, but before the referee can even get a one count; Caristico grabs the bottom rope. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amazing ring awareness to survive the onslaught of Kahagas!!
[ Frustrated, Kahagas lifts Caristico up and launches him back into the ropes, running up the turnbuckles, kneeing Caristico right in the face! Kahagas jabs Caristico in the stomach and grabs him by the mask running him from one corner, all the way into the other corner, smashing him head first into the top turnbuckle. Caristico fires back with a big right, but Kahagas out of desperation rakes his eyes to regain control and smashes him back into the buckles again. Kahagas starts dishing out some chops and then a clubbing forearm across Caristico’s chest. Kahagas grabs Caristico and crotches him across the top rope! Kahagas then leaps and dropkicks Caristico to the mat while he’s draped on the ropes. Kahagas grabs Caristico and nails him with the Monster Driver (Half nelson driver)!!! Kahagas crawls over and pins him …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and suddenly Los Vipers hit the ring attacking Kahagas double teaming him before sending him over the top rope and crashing to the floor!!! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – What a way to ruin a great match!!
[ The referee calls for the bell as Los Vipers drag Caristico to the floor and slam him into the steel ring steps. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It seems that Caristico is their target!!
[ The crowd erupts booing as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. The Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar struts out all cocky with his Mexican Heavyweight title belt in hand waving it to the booing crowd. ]
[ He slowly walks down the ramp smiling as Los Vipers hold Caristico’s limp body up on his knees. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – You know what this is all about!! He wants to add that mask to his collection!!
[ Tito smiles as he reaches back behind Caristico and starts to unlace the man’s mask!!! The mask is just about to come off when from out of nowhere, Kahagas dives over the top rope wiping out all three men!!! Kahagas grabs Caristico and rolls him back into the ring where they make their stand against the Cartel!! Tito, decides not to push his luck and orders Los Vipers to follow him back up the rampway!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Kahagas has come to the aid of Caristico!! Tito and his Vipers look pissed!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, Kahagas!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I’m sure we haven’t seen the end of this between these four men!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Tito is hell bent on collecting all the masks in the W.W.E. and it looks like Caristico is at the top of his list!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Let’s head to the back as I am getting word that Bulk is on a rampage!!!
[ The show flashes backstage where we see a very pissed off Bulk searching the backstage area for Joey Ryan and Spice!! ]
Bulk – Where the hell are you, you little shit!!
[ And Bulk beats down every door that is shut searching room by room for Joey Ryan. Bulk walks over tom a backstage hand. ]
Bulk – Where the hell is Ryan?
[ The backstage hand points to the exit to the arena. Bulk marches over to the door and slams it open walking out into the parking lot just in time to see Joey and Spice take off in their car. Bulk kicks the door pissed off as he watches the car race off. ]
[ The show swings back to DDP and Phillip at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Bulk looks very angry and who can blame him? As you sit here and watch this week after week, as GM; are you planning on stepping in?
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Let me just say that I see what Bulk has gone through and I also know how Joey operates and let me just say that Joey and Spice have a rude awakening coming next week!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s great to know. Moving on, our next match pits the Natural Disasters against the Lynch Mob.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Yeah, both teams are trying to position themselves for a World Tag Team title match down the road against the Guerilla’s of Destiny, maybe even at the upcoming ppv Undisputed. Let’s see how this goes.
The Natural Disasters vs The Lynch Mob
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 433 lbs., Joey and Matt Lynch; “The Lynch Mob”!!
[ A mixture of cheers and boos ring out as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the two brawling brothers march out on stage. They glare down at the ring at their opponents, high five each other and race down to the ring diving under the bottom ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Lynch Mob suffered a first-round loss to the Golden BoyZ in the Tag Team title tournament, but they turned it around a few weeks ago when they defeated Los Vipers. They look to build on that tonight against the Natural Disasters 2.0.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige -These guys may not be champions right now, but mark my word they will hold gold in the future!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 801 lbs., the Natural Disasters!!!
[ The sold-out crowd is in awe of these two men as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena and Reverend Azazel slowly escorts Babba Ali and Ace Romero down to the ring. The two men eye their opponents as they climb through the ring ropes and take their robes off. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Reverend Azazel or better known as the Godfather back in my day, has assembled a nasty little stable as he added Raven Horse to his team just last week at the ppv.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – In my opinion it’s a bad career move for the kid. I agree that he needs to be taught how to take defeat, but not at the hands of this lunatic Azazel.
[ The Natural Disasters look ready for action, but very quickly Matt distracts Babba Ali with a slap to the face. This allows the maniacal Joey to springboard off the top rope with a flying spinning heel kick that sends Babba Ali up and over the top rope in a reckless fashion sending him crashing to the floor. Romero tries to get into the ring, but Matt cuts him off at the pass with a big right hand and raising the middle rope up into his groin area. Joey then peppers him with lefts and they do a double dropkick onto Romero, sending him too spiraling to the floor next to his partner. Reverend Azazel tries to regroup his men on the outside, as the Lynch Mob take a moment to pump up the sold out crowd. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – My God this couldn’t have been the way Reverend Azazel thought that this match would have started?
[ As Reverend Azazel gets his men vertical, he makes the mistake of not watching out for Joey who comes flying over the top rope with a twisting corkscrew plancha. Both members of the Natural Disasters go down in a heap. Joey gets up and rolls Babba Ali back into the ring where Matt unloads with multiple stomps. Matt pulls Babba Ali up and knees him in the gut. Matt hits a flapjack on Babba Ali before officially tagging Joey in. Joey nails a nice belly to belly suplex and he follows up with a jumping leg drop across Ali’s throat. Joey pulls Babba Ali up, but Babba Ali fires back with some stiff forearms. Joey tries a back kick, but Babba Ali catches his foot. Joey bounces on one foot before he connects with the enziguri! Babba Ali is holding the back of his head as Joey climbs up to the middle rope and leaps off nailing Ali with a top rope Bulldog!! Joey rolls Ali into a pin …1 …2 …and Romero is back in now breaking it up!!! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – The Lynch Mob is wrestling a great match!! Keep the big men off their feet and stay away from their power game!!
[ Romero drags Joey to his feet and sends him into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a belly-to-belly powerslam! As he gets up off of Joey, he turns around to find Matt there with a superkick. Romero staggers around into Joey who nails his own superkick. Romero goes down to his knees as Matt and Joey set up for the tandem Shinning Wizards!! Babba Ali is back up on his feet and he grabs Matt from behind dumping him over the ropes and to the floor. Ali spins around nailing Joey with a discus lariat. The crowd boos as he drags Joey to his feet and sends him into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big belly to belly slam. Suddenly, the crowd pops as Prophet appears on the entrance ramp, walking down the aisle pointing right at Reverend Azazel!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Prophet’s back!!! The last we saw of him he nearly got destroyed by these two men after his cage match against Raven Horse!!!
[ Reverend Azazel starts to run around the ring trying to get away from Prophet. Ace Romero steps between Reverend Azazel and Prophet stopping Prophet dead in his tracks. The referee tells Prophet to get the hell out of here when back in the ring Matt and Joey nail the distracted Babba Ali with the the Lynching (a top rope Steiner Driver)!!! Joey rolls Babba Ali up into a pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, The Lynch Mob!!!
[ Prophet laughs as he walks back up the rampway and Ace Romero and Reverend Azazel look back into the ring and see Babba Ali laying there at the feet of the Lynch Mob wondering what the hell just happened. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Payback is a bitch and it’s named Prophet!!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Hey, they tried to end his career at the ppv so just like Bulk, I’m good with this!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I’m hearing that Cindy Meyers is standing by with Tito Escobar and Los Vipers. Cindy, what’s going on?
[ The cameras flash to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing between a very pissed off Tito Escobar and Los Vipers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tito, you have asked for additional TV time tonight. What’s on your mind?
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar – What’s on my mind? No, no, no Cindy. I’ll tell you and all those morons out there in TV land what’s on the Cartel’s minds!! Kahagas, you want to play the role of hero by coming to Caristico’s aid tonight? Well, my friend; you’ve just bitten off way more than you can chew!! Next week on Adrenaline challenges the two of you to a tag team match!! Show up, if you got the cajones!!
[ And the Cartel storms off the set leaving Cindy standing there dumbfounded. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a big match feel that has to it? Will you sign off on it if Caristico and Kahagas agree to it?
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – You bet your ass I will. It’s just too bad that that big mouth Escobar wasn’t in it.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Next week is building up to be a huge show. But let’s move on with tonight’s show as the number one contender to Alexander Stones World Heavyweight title is in action against Funny Bones!!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – He’s a legit brawler that’s going to bring a different style of wrestling at the champ at the ppv. I can’t wait to see these two guys clash.
Arik Cannon vs Funny Bones
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs., the Number One Contender to the Worlds Heavyweight title; “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!
[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Cannon is coming off a huge win against Drago at the ppv in a classic match.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Yeah, Drago’s knee definitely played a part in his losing that match. Thanks to Stone the week before, he damaged that knee and he probably shouldn’t have been in that match.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 lbs., “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at Cannon. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Funny Bones has been in some very close matches as he brings his winless record into this match hoping for the huge upset win.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I have to tell you; he’s drawn a tough guy to try and break that streak tonight. But we’ve seen weirder things happen. Joey Ryan for example.
[ The crowd is clearly behind Cannon, as Cannon looks confident and ready. Funny Bones stares at the turnbuckles with a distant look on his face. As the bell sounds, Cannon goes around looking to lock up with Funny Bones. As Cannon tries to grapple with him, Funny Bones ducks under and catches Cannon with a big right hook. Funny Bones goes underneath, grabbing Cannon up as if to do a drop style suplex, but instead just lifts Cannon up and drives him into his knee. He then lifts him up and places his midsection across the top rope and kicks Cannon in the gut repeatedly driving shot after shot into the kidney area. Funny Bones then slingshots Cannon over and Cannon ricochets off the canvas. Funny Bones keeps him on the mat with a reverse chin lock, followed by some cross-face punches. Cannon fights back to his feet, but Funny Bones lifts him up into a belly to back suplex that takes him right back down. Cannon fights his way back up to his feet, but as soon as Cannon is vertical, Funny Bones hooks him into a sleeper hold. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That is one way to slow the brawler down!! Put him to sleep!!
[ Cannon reaches towards the ropes, hoping to get a break, but Funny Bones just tightens his grip. The referee checks in and can see that Cannon is starting to grow weak. The crowd cheers, but it appears to be futile as Cannon’s arms start to get heavy. Before long, his limbs are like spaghetti and the referee checks. He lifts his arm once …and it falls! He lifts his arm a second time …and it falls a second time!!! He lifts his arm a third and final time, but Cannon has enough left in the tank to keep it up! Cannon elbows Funny Bones in the gut and then does a front roll, flipping Funny Bones overhead and off of him. Cannon takes a moment to shake loose the cobwebs in his head and as soon as Funny Bones stands up, Cannon explodes at him with a shoulder tackle!!! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – This guy’s one tough S.O.B.!!!
[ Cannon waits for Funny Bones to stand back up and then hits a big dropkick! Cannon hits the far side ropes, but Funny Bones is up and cuts him off at the pass with a flying crossbody! Funny Bones gives him multiple knees to the face and then twists his head around into a neck breaker before hooking his leg …1 …2 …and Cannon gets the shoulder up at the last split second. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This kid has got some toughness in him!! He’s going to give Stone a hell of a fight at the ppv.
[ Funny Bones pulls Cannon up to his feet and throws him backwards into the turnbuckles. Funny Bones starts backhanding Cannon repeatedly and then drives a big pair of right hands into his chin. Funny Bones does an open palm slap to Cannon’s chest before sending Cannon across to the far corner. Funny Bones charges in corner to corner with a big clothesline! Funny Bones places Cannon on the top rope and hits him with a top rope superplex. With Cannon flat on his back, Funny Bones goes for the pin, but Cannon grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself out of the ring. Funny Bones grabs the top rope and nails Cannon with a springboard 360 splash that wipes both men out!!! Both men lay in a heap on the outside! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Funny Bones is pulling out all the stops to beat the number one contender tonight!!!
[ The referee begins to count both men out, as they lay on the floor not moving, when from the back; the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone walks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell is he doing out here!!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – My guess is he’s scouting for his ppv match in a few weeks.
[ The World Champion watches from the top of the ramp as the sold-out crowd starts to cheer on Cannon as he starts to show some signs of life. As Cannon stands up, Funny Bones kicks him in the back that sends Cannon flying into the steel ring post shoulder first! Funny Bones gets up to his feet and starts unloading on Cannon with chop-like attacks across his chest. Funny Bones twists Cannon’s right arm around the steel ring post, and then rams his shoulder into the unforgiving steel!!! Cannon is in a world of pain as he is rolled into the ring by Funny Bones, who follows him in and then drives a knee down into the middle of the shoulder that already damaged shoulder. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Smart move by Funny Bones to isolate that arm and keep working it over. Cannon is a brawler, and without that arm he can’t brawl!!
[ Funny Bones lifts Cannon up by his injured right arm and twists it around the top ring rope. Funny Bones begins hammering that shoulder area with massive shots. Cannon is able to break his arm free and out of desperation nails Funny Bones with the good arm and connects with a driving elbow shot to the side of Funny Bones face! Both men are on the mat and it takes a moment for either of them to move, but Cannon kips up to the huge pop of the crowd! Cannon measures Funny Bones and shoots out of the leg, going for a superkick, but Funny Bones spins around, avoiding it and grabbing him tight going for the sleeper again!! Cannon desperately drops down to his ass nailing Funny Bones with a nasty jaw breaker. Funny Bones staggers around the ring holding his jaw when cannon springs up and nails Funny Bones with the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam)!!! The crowd explodes cheering as Cannon drops down covering Funny Bones for the …1 …2 …3!!! The World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone mockingly claps in a congratulatory manner at Cannon who watches from the ring as Stone struts off the stage and to the back. ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Arik Cannon!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another very good win by the number one contender Arik Cannon tonight, DDP. Your thoughts?
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I agree that it was a good win, but moving on to Undisputed in a few weeks I would have to watch out for that arm and shoulder and hope that there was no internal damage done to that limb.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Let’s go to the back as Cindy Meyers is standing by with Christina Darling and Gabby Jetson. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, tonight your tag team debut ended up on the losing end. I need to ask you, where do you go from here?
“Foxy Lady” Christina Darling – I thought that we had a good match and yeah it sucked that we lost, but we are going to train harder and come back even better. Nothing is going to…
[ Gabby waves her hand in Christina’s face cutting her off. ]
“The Alpha Female” Gabby Jetson – Will you just shut up!!! I can’t stand you!!! Your voice is like nails on a chalkboard!! That stupid squirrel girl outfit is just plain dumb!!
“Foxy Lady” Christina Darling – It’s a fox.
“The Alpha Female” Gabby Jetson – I don’t give a shit what it is!!! And this… this tag team that you begged DDP to put us in… it’s over!!!
[ Christina grabs Gabby by the arm stopping her from walking off. ]
“Foxy Lady” Christina Darling – No wait!! We can get through this!!
[ Gabby rips her arm away from Christina. ]
“The Alpha Female” Gabby Jetson – We’re through!!! And if you touch me again, I’ll break your arm!!!
[ Gabby storms off the set pissed off leaving a pouty Christina standing there alone. ]
Cindy Meyers – Christina, I have to ask; what now?
“Foxy Lady” Christina Darling – I… I… I have no idea.
[ Just then, Reverend Azazel walks into the scene with a smile on his face. ]
Reverend Azazel – Cindy, darling; I’ll take it from here.
[ And Cindy walks off the set. ]
Reverend Azazel – Christina darling, I have been watching your career from afar and I believe that I can solve all your woes. Now I know what you’re thinking. Why would you want to join me? I’m the mastermind behind the revival of the Natural Disasters!! I’m the man that is going to turn Raven Horses career around. And you my dear, I can do the same for you.
[ Reverend Azazel puts his arm around her as they walk off together to discuss how to revive her career. ]
[ The scene comes back to DDP and Phillip at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a power move by the Reverend. If he can sign Christina Darling to his stable, he will have his claws sunk into most of the divisions. Men’s tag. Men’s single and women’s single.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Yeah, he’s putting a pretty nice group of young talent together that might amount to something down the road. Good for him.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – DDP, up next is our second match of the night in the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament as the Canadian Ninja’s take on the team called Exile!!
Canadian Ninja’s vs Exile
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 313 lbs, Canadian Ninja’s!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts as “I like it heavy” by Halestorm rocks the building as Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews, better known as the Canadian Ninja’s walk down to the ring and climb in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Hailing from Canada, these two women have tasted gold in other promotions but they have signed with the W.W.E. to try and capture gold here.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Yeah, they were high on our list when it came to bringing in some of the very best in the women’s tag team division. Tonight, they have a tough draw as they take on Exile!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied to the ring by Malia Hosaka, weighing in at a combined weight of 300 lbs, Genesis and Exodus; Exile!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowds jeers. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two women are learning a lot under the tutelage of Malia Hosaka who we will see in action later tonight.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – They are young and they are hungry. In order to sign Malia to our women’s division, we had to sign her girls along with her. They came as a package deal.
[ The referee goes over the rules of the match, as both Matthews and Genesis look ready to rip one another’s head off as the referee calls for the bell and Matthews charges across trying to get at Genesis, but Genesis nails her with a big elbow and then Exodus slingshots herself into the ring with a clothesline, taking Matthews down. She scoops Matthews up and body slams her. She then bends her right arm over her knee and twists it backwards, tagging out to Genesis, who comes in and kicks Matthews hyperextended arm. She delivers another kick to the arm and then she and Exodus lift Matthews up into a double team suplex. Exodus charges across the ring, spearing into Perez and knocking her off the apron. The referee tries to regain control as Genesis grabs Matthews arm and twists it around and does a suplex drop onto the arm. She rag tags Matthews a bit, pushing her head around on the mat before putting it across the bottom rope. As she chokes her across the bottom rope, Malia Hosaka reaches in from the outside and paintbrush slaps her across the face! Genesis grabs Matthews arm and twists it around behind her back and then shoves her backwards into the buckles on that arm. She charges in with a dropkick, connecting to the chest of Matthews, while her arm is still chicken winged behind her. Matthews flops forward and Genesis does a headlock takeover. Matthews counters into a side roll pin attempt …1 …2 …and Matthews is forced off the pin by Exodus, who comes in with a kick to the face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Hosaka is letting her presence be felt in this match!!
[ Genesis does a nice scoop slam, followed by a knee drop and then tags in Exodus. Exodus comes up behind Matthews and twists her arm around. She’s got an armlock, but Matthews flips around into the buckles and then Irish whips Exodus as a counter. Exodus comes off the ropes and Matthews catches her into a belly-to-belly suplex! Exodus is up and, in a daze, as she turns around and is blasted by a superkick! Matthews hits it right on the money! She scoops Exodus up into a high collar T-Bone suplex that sends Exodus halfway across the ring! She grabs him, going to put on the guillotine choke, but here comes Genesis to break it up! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – The Canadian Ninja’s are showing that they are much more experienced than Exile. They will need to lean on Malia if they are going to pull this off tonight.
[ Perez is in to counter Genesis as she knocks Genesis into the corner and then runs up the buckles with a knee to the head. Perez grabs Genesis and lifts her and nails her with a top rope superplex planting Genesis in the center of the ring. Perez bounces off the middle rope nailing Genesis with a moonsault!!! Perez has got Genesis pinned, but Genesis isn’t the legal woman. Malia Hosaka pulls Genesis out of the ring under the bottom rope, trying to console her!! Perez sees exodus on her knees as she signals for Matthews to go for their Black Eye (double shinning wizards) finisher. The crowd goes nuts as BLAM… the impact of the double kick nearly decapitates Exodus!!! Matthews rolls Exodus up for the cover …1 …2 …3!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Canadian Ninja’s!!!
[ Outside the ring, Malia looks pissed as her young team has just been eliminated from the tournament. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Not taking anything away from the Canadian Ninja’s but Exile was way out of their league.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Yeah, they are a young team and they will learn a ton under the leadership of Malia Hosaka. As far as the Canadian Ninja’s go, they now move on to face the winners of Medusa Complex and Havok and Bloody Mary.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Prophet.
[ The show swings to the back where we see Cindy Meyers and Prophet. ]
Cindy Meyers – Prophet, great win at the ppv against Raven Horse. Are we safe to assume that your feud with him is over now?
Prophet – I’m done with his ass and I’m moving on to better and well… bigger things. Natural Disasters, you tried to end my career here in the W.W.E. before it even got off the ground. You boys have picked the wrong man to mess with. And you Reverend Azazel. You sunk your claws into Raven Horse and somehow have brainwashed the kid. So, let me propose something to you boys. At Undisputed, why don’t the three of you show up and face me in a tag team match!!
Cindy Meyers – You just challenged the Natural Disasters and Raven Horse to a three on one match?
Prophet – Three on one? No, no, no Cindy. Now, I’m not the smartest guy in the world, but I aint that dumb either. No, I have a couple of guys in mind that watched my back at the ppv. Two guys that knows exactly what it feels like to be targeted by those Natural Disaster boys!! Here’s what I am proposing. That Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters take on me and… the Blood Carnival in a triple threat tag team match!!!
[ Cindy steps aside as the Blood Carnival along with Bloody Mary walks onto set. ]
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – In the darkness of night, a single light shines bright!! Prophet, you are that single light that shines bright and we will have your back at Undisputed!!! Natural Disasters, you tried to end my career by taking me out. Well, you didn’t get the job done!!! Now it’s my turn to take a shot at you!! You made the biggest mistake imaginable. You left me breathing!!!
[ Prophet and the Blood Carnival storm off the set as the camera’s pan back to DDP and Phillip at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – DDP, as long as you’re willing to sign off on it; we will have our second official match for Undisputed!!! Prophet and the Blood Carnival will team up to take on Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters!!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – You could just feel it building to this!! Hell yeah, I’m going to sign off on this match!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a night we have had so far!! Let’s go back to the ring for more great Women’s division action!!!
Shanna Furguson vs Malia Hosaka
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 155 lbs., “The Beast” Shanna Furguson.
[ The crowd boos as “The Trainer Battle” of the Pokémon Guitar Cover plays Shanna storms down to the ring, bare foot and dressed in her UFC garb. She dives under the bottom rope and starts to pace around like a mad woman motioning for her opponent to get her ass out here. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Shanna is in complete beat mode right now. She’s pissed that she lost to Maria at the ppv and needs this win to get her back in the running for a shot at the Women’s World title!!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – She’s a five tool wrestler, but she’s got a tough draw tonight as she takes on the veteran in Malia Hosaka!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Exile. She weighs in at 130 lbs., Malia Hosaka!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowd jeers. Malia barks at her girls, still pissed off that they just lost; telling them to get down to the floor. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – She’s a fifty-one-year-old veteran that has wrestled around the world. I can’t wait to see what Shanna can do against her tonight.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Well, in my opinion; she won’t be able to match Shanna’s power game so she will have to out think her.
[ The referee calls for the bell and it rings, beginning the match! Hosaka and Shanna circle around, sizing each other up and then both of them lunge forward and tie up. Each competitor battles for the advantage and it is Hosaka who comes out on top, twisting the left arm of Shanna. Hosaka twists again and then drives her elbow down onto Shanna’s shoulder. Hosaka keeps her hold on the arm and twists once again, this time following up by turning away from Shanna and judo tossing her onto the mat. Hosaka gets down on the ground as well and controls the arm again, locking in a simple armbar with her knee in the back of Shanna’s neck to keep her grounded. Shanna tries to battle out of it, but Hosaka quickly locks in a cross armbar looking for an early win! Hosaka amps up the pressure, but Shanna manages to get her foot on the bottom rope, forcing Hosaka to break the hold. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – This is what I was talking about. Hosaka is much more technically sound where Shanna relies more on her power game.
[ Hosaka steps away and Shanna quickly rolls under the bottom rope to the floor to regroup. Her break is short lived however as Hosaka climbs through the ropes and drops down onto Shanna with an axe handle smash! Shanna falls to one knee and Hosaka grabs her by the hair and tosses her under the bottom rope. Hosaka rolls into the ring, but Shanna comes charging at her and drives the heel of her boot right into Hosaka’s head! Hosaka gets hung up in the ropes and Shanna hooks her opponent’s head under her arm while draping her legs over the middle rope dropping her into the mat with a spike DDT! Shanna goes for the cover on Hosaka …1 …2 …and Hosaka kicks out! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Quick thinking by Shanna with that spike DDT nearly stole the victory there!!
[ Shanna grabs Hosaka by the hair and jerks her upward and onto her feet. Shanna forcefully whips Hosaka into the corner, sending her back crashing hard into the turnbuckle. Shanna charges forward and leaps as she gets closer to Hosaka, driving her forearm down into Hosaka’s face! Shanna begins repeatedly striking Hosaka with forearm smashes until the referee intervenes. Shanna backs up, holding her hands in the air as if she is done. She then looks right at the referee and smirks as she slaps Hosaka across the face! Hosaka rushes out of the corner and attempts a clothesline, but Shanna ducks under! Both women turn around and attempt dropkicks, their feet grazing as they both fall to the mat. They are both up in a flash and Hosaka grabs Shanna by the left arm and tosses her to the mat with an arm drag, locking in another simple armbar to keep her down. That does not last long however as Shanna gets her foot on the bottom rope again. Hosaka releases the hold and Shanna attempts to roll out of the ring again, but Hosaka stops her and drags her to the center of the ring by the air. She goes for another armbar, but Shanna takes out her legs! Shanna shifts around to the back of Hosaka and positions her on her hands and knees, locking in a camel clutch! Shanna begins barraging Hosaka with forearms while locking her in the hold. Hosaka struggles to escape and Shanna transitions into a half nelson choke. Shanna begins to lock in the body scissors, but Hosaka pulls forward just enough to get her hand on the bottom rope! Shanna does not release the hold however and the referee now takes notice of Hosaka’s grasp of the bottom rope and counts …1 …2 …3…4 … and she reluctantly releases the hold and the referee gives her a stern warning. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Shanna is showing that she can get down and dirty in the mud with Hosaka if she has too.
[ Shanna pulls Hosaka away from the ropes and then forces her onto her feet. Shanna wraps her right arm around the front of Hosaka’s waist and lifts her up, extending her knee outward and driving Hosaka down onto the knee! She lifts her up and delivers another backbreaker, this time releasing her and letting her tumble onto the mat. Exile shouts words of encouragement to Hosaka from the floor as they pound on the mat. Shanna looks at Exile, who is pounding the mat. Shanna promptly flips them off as he grinds the heel of her boot into Hosaka’s forehead, rotating and then kicking her in the head with the other boot. Shanna now runs off the ropes and when she reaches Hosaka she leaps into the air and then drives her knee down into Hosaka’s forehead. Shanna covers Hosaka for the win …1 …2 …and Hosaka kicks out! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Right now Shanna is having her way with Hosaka!!
[ Shanna kneels beside Hosaka and begins delivering closed fists right to the head, but Hosaka manages to get her leg up just enough to kick Shanna right above the eye. Hosaka rolls backwards and locks Shanna in a front face-lock, pulling her upward. Hosaka points to the back where her Exile girls are and blows them a kiss right before taking Shanna down with a swinging neck breaker! Hosaka covers Shanna for the win …1 …2 …and Shanna kicks out! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Hosaka seemed pretty cocky right there blowing a kiss to her girls before placing Shanna in that pin attempt.
[ Hosaka keeps her advantage going, standing up and bringing Shanna with her. Hosaka release Shanna and hits her with a vicious knife edge chop followed by another and another! Hosaka then spins around and hits Shanna with a rolling thunderous chop! Shanna is dazed and Hosaka rushes in, locking in a hammerlock and then lifting her up with a Slingshot hammerlock suplex! Hosaka covers Shanna again …1 …2 …and Shanna gets the shoulder up! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Hosaka is taking Shanna to school right now. We can feel the momentum swinging!!
[ Hosaka stands up and brings Shanna along again and attempts to whip her into the ropes, but it gets reversed. Hosaka hits the ropes but catches herself against the top rope. Shanna runs toward her and clotheslines her over the top rope! Shanna turns and mocks the fans, unaware that Hosaka held onto the top rope and skins the cat! Shanna turns around and is basted by a Superkick! Shanna collapses and Hosaka quickly covers her …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Shanna gets the shoulder up just in time. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Did you just see that fifty-one-year-old woman just skin the cat? That was amazing!! I couldn’t do that at twenty!!!
[ Hosaka can’t believe it. She climbs to her feet and slowly pulls Shanna upward as well, but Shanna low blows Hosaka and tosses her through the ropes to the outside! Shanna rolls out of the ring, grabs a hand full of Hosaka’s hair and yanks her upward into a standing position. She lifts her up in a bearhug and charges forward, driving Hosaka’s back into the steel ring post! Hosaka cries out in pain as Shanna turns around and shifts her, driving her down with a backbreaker onto the steel ring steps!!! Exile looks to get involved, but the referee tells them to stay the hell out of it!! Shanna rolls Hosaka back into the ring and goes for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½…and Hosaka barely kicks out! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I’ll never know how she managed to kick out of that!! The beating that she took outside of the ring should have ended her!!
[ Shanna climbs to the top rope waiting for Hosaka to get to her his feet. Shanna goes for a Huricanrana, but Hosaka counters nailing Shanna with the Hosaka Driver (Michinoku Driver)!!! Hosaka rolls Shanna up for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Malia Hosaka!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing counter by Hosaka to turn that Huricanrana into the Hosaka Driver!!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Brilliant move. Brilliant counter. Now it’s back to the drawing board for Shanna as she notches another loss tonight.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – DDP, while the match was going on; I heard there was a confrontation backstage between the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins and the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone. Let’s watch the footage.
[ The cameras roll the footage where we see the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins getting ready for his big TV title defense against Tiger King. As the cameras continue to roll, the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone and the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova walk in with smiles on their faces. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Chandler Hopkins look at you!!
[ And the TV champion grabs his belt holding it tight, not that it would help him much against a bigger man like Stone who also has his own belt in hand. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Tell me how good does it feel to finally win some gold?
The W.W.E. TV Champion “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – It’s good. But why are you here? What can I do for you?
[ Stone smiles at him, and then looks at the new TV title. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Honestly, I’m here to offer you something that you can’t refuse.
[ Hopkins looks at Amber and he can see why they call her a “Perfect 10”. Stone sees him looking at her and thinks he just sank the hook in. ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Offer me something? Why would you be offering me anything?
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Great question. You see, you’ve got something that we as a group want to be a part of very badly. That being, the W.W.E. TV title. We want you to join us and be part of the Gold Standard!!!
The W.W.E. TV Champion “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – You want me, to join the Gold Standard?
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – That’s right. And once you say yes, then maybe you and Amber here can go out after the show tonight and see where things go.
[ And Stone smiles at Amber as she walk up to Chandler and rubs her hands across his chest. Hopkins thinks about it and then gives Stone his answer. ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – My momma told me when I was a kid never to trust men like you… and never sleep around with women like her!! No thanks.
[ Hopkins walks out of the room leaving a very pissed off Stone standing there with Amber who looks insulted with that comment about her. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Nobody turns me down!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Did you hear that? Stone just tried to recruit Hopkins into the Gold Standard and he turned him down!!! This entire federation seems to be choosing sides. I have a feeling that there’s going to be a gang war here very soon.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I’ve been down that road and it didn’t end well. Nothing ever good comes out of stable wars.
For the WWE Television title
Chandler Hopkins © vs Tiger King
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the W.W.E. Television title! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is the reigning W.W.E. Television champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts down to the ring as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins takes his hat and vest off before walking up the ring steps and climbing in. He bounces off the ropes warming up and stretching out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Hopkins comes into this match with a five hundred record and a big win over Tiger King at the ppv where he also defeated a number of other men in a Scramble match!! He now faces him Tiger King again tonight for that very same TV title he won just seven days ago.
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – This should be a great match. Both guys love the high-flying high impact moves. Big risk, huge rewards!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 188 lbs., Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes nuts as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans as his opponent watches him. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tiger King sits winless with three straight losses and somehow, he has earned a title shot tonight. Win, he breaks his streak and he becomes the new TV champion. Your thoughts?
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Tiger King should count his blessings that Hopkins is such a nice guy. In all reality, Tiger King probably took a title shot from someone more deserving.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Well DDP, it’s time for our main event!! Let’s go back to the ring!!
[ Tiger King and Hopkins circle one another. Neither man makes a move toward the other at first. Finally, Hopkins grabs Tiger King by the arm, but as he tries to grab his arm, Tiger King forearms him in the face. Tiger King grabs an arm wringer and pulls Hopkins arm behind him, driving his knee into the back and slowly forcing him onto the canvas. Tiger King drops down putting a lot of pressure on the arm of Hopkins. Hopkins screams in pain for a moment, but then flips forward and does a forward roll and spins around slinging his arm free and flipping Tiger King over with the momentum. Tiger King quickly gets back up to his feet, only to see Hopkins boots flying right into his face with a dropkick right to the mush! Hopkins grabs the ankle of Tiger King and slams it down onto the canvas. He then scissors the leg and drops down, putting an ankle lock on it. Hopkins pulls back on the ankle, twisting it around, until Tiger King reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Hopkins twists the ankle and then sits down on the knee. …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he torques it tight as the referee calls for a break. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Nice ankle lock by the champ. Keep the pressure on and take Tiger Kings wheel out.
[ Hopkins releases the hold, but as Tiger King starts to stand up, Hopkins does a kick to the hamstring and then a step-up enziguri! He grabs the leg, pulling it out and driving the point of his elbow right into the wedge of the knee. Hopkins spreads Tiger King legs trying to step over into the Sharpshooter, but as he does Tiger King kicks one leg free sending Hopkins backwards into the buckles. Tiger King stumbles up to his feet trying to work his muscles and tendons out and catches Hopkins with a quick elbow to the face and gut-wrench suplex. Tiger King grabs Hopkins and positions himself, hitting Hopkins with a huge European uppercut that staggers him back in a daze and then Tiger King grabs him into a belly-to-back suplex spun out into a reverse STO! Tiger King quickly hooks Hopkins leg …1 …2 …and Hopkins powers out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Coming out of that ankle lock, Tiger King has managed to turn this match in his favor.
[ Tiger King picks Hopkins up and floats over, lifting him into a beautiful textbook suplex. Tiger King pulls Hopkins up again and thrusts him backwards into the turnbuckles. Tiger King grabs the ring ropes and delivers repeated shoulder-thrusts into Hopkins gut. Tiger King pulls Hopkins up and crushes him with a rope assisted neck breaker! Hopkins is down on the mat as Tiger King goes to hook the leg, but Hopkins counters him with a seated front chancery, trying to choke Tiger King out! He’s got it cinched in deep as the referee checks in, but Tiger King lifts him up off his feet and then drives Hopkins back into the mat to break free. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Huge counter move by Tiger King as Hopkins is still trying to keep his opponent grounded with those submission holds.
[ Tiger King pulls Hopkins up and nails him with the Concrete Jungle (Canadian Destroyer)!!! Tiger King rolls Hopkins over hooking his leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and somehow Hopkins kicks out of it!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Where di Chandler find the strength to kick out of that? That was incredible!!!
[ Tiger King lifts Hopkins back up and drapes him over the top rope. Tiger King runs at it and kicks it, sling shotting Hopkins to the apron. But Hopkins rolls through, bouncing off the back ropes and nailing Tiger King with the Wrangler (Buckshot Lariat)!!! Both men are exhausted as Hopkins drops a limp arm across Tiger King for the win …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tiger King just barely escapes by getting his foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Both men survived each other’s finishers!!! How incredible was that?
[ Tiger King tries to get to his feet, but Hopkins kicks him in the ribs. Hopkins sits down on his neck, with a pulling neck vice from behind. Slowly Tiger King fights to his feet, but Hopkins clubs him in the back. Hopkins drops down into a quick drop toe hold, but as both men get up its Tiger King who connects with a straight right. Tiger King does a double go behind, flipping around Hopkins twice before grappling him to the mat. Tiger King transitions over into a headlock, but Hopkins reverses and sends him into the ropes. Hopkins leapfrogs over him, but then drops down as Tiger King comes off the other side. Hopkins ducks and Tiger King leapfrogs over him! Hopkins quickly ducks a clothesline and comes off on the other side with a big boot to the face. Tiger King staggers back a bit, but as Hopkins charges in, Tiger King counters with a back body drop! Hopkins with a reverse knife edge chop as he gets to his feet. Tiger King fires back with a forearm. They trade blows back and forth for a moment. Tiger King then sends Hopkins into the ropes, but as Tiger King comes in, Hopkins drops him over. Hopkins climbs to the top rope in a flash, nailing Tiger King with a Frog Splash!!! Hopkins covers Tiger King hooking his leg …1 …2 …and Tiger King grabs Hopkins tights reversing the pin …1 …2 …and Hopkins thrusts his shoulder off the mat! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This could be anyone’s match!! One wrong move, one bad decision and it could cost them!!
[ Both men stagger up to their feet, but it’s Tiger King who drives a stiff knee into Hopkins gut and then pulls him into a vertical suplex! He holds on and pulls him up and over with a second vertical suplex. Not satisfied with two, he lifts him up for a third consecutive vertical suplex much like Eddie Guerrero used to do! Tiger King measures, waiting for Hopkins to get to his feet. As Hopkins sits up, Tiger King comes rocketing in trying for a shinning wizard, but no; Hopkins ducks, grabs Tiger Kings leg and rolls him up into a victory roll …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, and still W.W.E. TV champion Chandler Hopkins!!]\
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“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Incredible match by both men ends in the simplest of holds. A school boy roll up!!
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – Sometimes it’s not the flashiest of moves that’s gonna get you the win. It’s basic wrestling.
[ Suddenly, the World Tag Team Champions Guerrillas of Destiny hit the ring and attack both Hopkins and Tiger King!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell are they doing? Those two men just put on a hell of a match!!!
[ Suddenly, the crowd roars to their feet as the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone walks down to the ring. Stone climbs in demanding a mic. Harvey Weinstein hands him his mic as Stone taps it with a thud making sure it’s on. He turns toward Chandler Hopkins as the Tag Team champs drag him to his feet holding him up by his arms. ]
The W.W.E. General Manager Diamond Dallas Paige – I think we’re about to get your answer.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – I made you an offer… and you turned us down. You said no!!! Nobody says no to the Gold Standard!!! Nobody says no to me!!!
[ Stone takes off his belt and gets ready to blast Hopkins with it when the crowd pops and Arik Cannon rushes the ring with a steel chair in hand. ]
[ Swinging wildly, G.O.D. along with Stone darts out of the ring and back up the ramp. Cannon helps Tiger King and Hopkins to their feet as they watch the champions reach the top of the stage. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You son of a bitch, you just couldn’t keep your nose out of my shit could you. Well, you dumb bastard; I’m not going to wait until the ppv. Next week right here on Adrenaline, it’s going to be me and my boys against the three of you!! And I promise you Cannon, you’ll never make it to the ppv!!!
[ The show goes off the air as we see the banner for the next ppv event... Undisputed!!! ]