Post by Mark on Apr 1, 2021 20:50:57 GMT
Live from the sold-out XL Center in Hartford, Connecticut
Monday Night February 22nd, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evening folks.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it has been a long two weeks since we were last seen on W.W.E. television. Why don’t we give the folks at home an update on yourself?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Sure, after the attack at the hands of G.O.D. and Alexander Stone at Crossfire; I spent a few nights in the hospital being monitored for a concussion. After a spending a week at home recovering, here I am back in the saddle again. How about yourself?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I too spent a few nights in the same hospital you were in and I too was being monitored for a concussion. On top of that, I also had fifteen stitches put in my head due to the cowardly shot that Stone took at me with his belt that busted me wide open. But as Mark and Paige remined us both; we do not get paid to get involved in matches or what happens after them. We get paid to call the matches, so let’s focus on that. Tonight, we have nine huge matches as the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament continues with the Woke Queens taking on Caged Heat and Medusa Complex taking on the duo of Bloody Mary and Havok.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – So far, the tournament has been incredible as we watched the Canadian Ninja’s defeat Exile and Twisted SisterZ defeated Christina Darling and Gabby Jetson. I can’t wait to see who advances tonight.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other action, we also have Caristico and Kahagas teaming up to take on Los Vipers.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This all happened because Tito Escobar is hell bent on taking all the masks in the W.W.E. from those that wear them. He still has STIXX’s mask and now he wants Caristico’s.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other action, we will see Su Yim take on the current number one contender to the Women’s World title Maria Manic.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Su Yim can find a way to defeat Maria, it will turn the entire women’s division on its head with only two weeks until the ppv.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other tag team action, we will see the Chain Gang take on the Blood Carnival and the Golden BoyZ take on the Hooligan’s.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Blood Carnival have their guns pointed at the Natural Disasters, so they better have eyes in the back of their heads. This bitter feud has been going on for over a month and now they have dragged in Raven Horse and Prophet into the fray.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more. While teams like the Chain Gang and the Golden BoyZ are fighting for a shot at the World Tag Team titles at the upcoming ppv.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, the Golden BoyZ were on a hell of a roll for a while there, but they got tripped up and lost their shot at the titles against G.O.D.!! The Chain Gang is hungry for their own title shot. They too tripped up during the title tournament when they lost to the Golden BoyZ. I have to believe that these two teams are on a collision course at some point.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We will also see Prophet back in action as he takes on Boris Drago.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – In my opinion, Drago shouldn’t even be wrestling. He never got cleared by our doctors and he’s waived all his rights in case he gets hurt out there. The guys an idiot. As far as Prophet goes, he too has a beef with Reverend Azazel and his goon squad. I can’t wait to see what happens at the ppv when these two teams collide.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And finally we have our huge main event!! It’s a six-man tag team match where we will see the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone teaming up with the World Tag Team Champions G.O.D. to take on the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins, Tiger King and the Number One Contender to the Worlds Heavyweight title, Arik Cannon.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This match has PPV quality written all over it. I’m getting fucking goose bumps just thinking about it. I can’t wait to see how that match is going to go down!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Neither can I partner. So, let’s kick off tonight’s show with singles action as STIXX takes on Reverend Azazel’s disciple, Raven Horse!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can’t believe that Raven Horse is listening to Azazel’s bullshit.
Raven Horse vs STIXX
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall! Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Reverend Azazel, weighing in at 247 lbs., Raven Horse!!!
[ The crowd boos as the native American walks out on stage to “Tattooed Attitude” by Shannon Moore. Pyro explodes all around him as he walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that have turned on him due to this bitter feud with Prophet. He storms into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This kid’s going to be a champion someday, but he’s trying to take the fast road to the top by being mentored by this crazy fool.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Didn’t anyone watch back in the day when this guy got in the head of Scorpio? Fucked that kids career right to hell.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 235 lbs., STIXX!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring without his clown mask that is still in the possession of Tito Escobar. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This guy’s been on the shit end of the stick since debuting. Tonight, might be his night to break out of his funk. It’s going to be a battle of the big men.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree. Both men stand winless and one of them is going to walk out with their first win. So why can’t it be STIXX?
[ The bell sounds and Raven Horse seems ever confident against STIXX. He beckons STIXX to bring it on, and as STIXX charges at him, Raven Horse rolls out of the ring walking around with Reverend Azazel who gives him some last-minute instructions. The referee starts the ten count as STIXX kicks the turnbuckles in frustration. …1 …2 …3 …STIXX screams at Raven Horse to get his ass back into the ring, but Raven Horse doesn’t look interested in fighting. …4 …5 …6 …STIXX finally comes over and lays on his back, trying to lure Raven Horse in. …7 …8 …Raven Horse slides in and drops down with the cover …1 …and STIXX easily powers out! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – STIXX laid down just to lure Raven Horse back into the ring. He’s got no interest in fighting STIXX tonight.
[ STIXX and Raven Horse both get back to their feet and STIXX starts plastering Raven Horse with heavy handed shots, one right after the other. He drives Raven Horse into the corner and Raven Horse fires back with a big shot, but STIXX just laughs it off. STIXX tells Raven Horse to give him another and Raven Horse rears back with as big of a hit as he can muster in such a tight space, but again STIXX just laughs. STIXX shoves Raven Horse back with ease and then charges into the corner with a full head of steam. At the last second, Raven Horse moves out of the way, sending STIXX smashing into the turnbuckles. As STIXX stumbles backwards on shaky legs, Raven Horse slips behind him and delivers a neck breaker, sending STIXX to the mat holding the back of his head. ]
Raven Horse - “Get up bitch!!”
[ Raven Horse screams at him as he unleashes a series of stomps to the back of STIXX neck before dropping a leg across it. He keeps STIXX down, planting a series of knees to the same area. Raven Horse wastes no time in dragging STIXX to his feet once he feels he’s weakened him enough and delivering a short arm clothesline, sending STIXX back down again, the back of his head smacking the mat. Raven Horse patiently measures and delivers a jumping knee drop across the back of his neck. STIXX staggers back up to his feet, but Raven Horse jumps into the air with a leaping clothesline. STIXX doesn’t go down though. Instead, he just stumbles back a bit. Raven Horse knees him in the gut and goes for a shoulder block, but STIXX doesn’t go down again! Raven Horse hits the ropes for a third time and this time, the clothesline takes STIXX down. Raven Horse frantically scrambles into a cover …1 …2 …and STIXX manages to get his shoulder up! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This STIXX is one tough fucker!!
[ Raven Horse grabs the bald head of STIXX and yanks him to a standing position before shoving STIXX roughly against the ropes. It’s then that Raven Horse unleashes a series of chops to the broad massive chest of STIXX. A huge series of knife edge chops that make it glow bright red. Raven Horse then whips STIXX across the ropes. As STIXX rebounds, Raven Horse leaps in the air and delivers a drop kick to STIXX chest, sending STIXX to the mat. Immediately, Raven Horse covers, hooking the leg as the referee counts …1 …and another kick-out by STIXX! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Raven Horse is throwing everything he’s got at STIXX, but he’s still kicking out!!
[ Reverend Azazel pounds the mat in frustration trying to bark out orders at his student. Raven Horse tries to pick STIXX up, but STIXX throws him off. Raven Horse quickly kips up to the middle rope to spring off with a swinging kick, but instead he’s caught in mid-air by STIXX who lifts him overhead with a military press slam! He drops Raven Horse with authority and the crowd lets out a gasp at the pain from the impact. STIXX has got the pin …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Raven Horse just barely kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That slam nearly shattered Raven Horses spine!! It’s a miracle he kicked out!!
[ Raven Horse staggers up to his feet, a bit in shock at how much force STIXX had on that slam but he walks right into a huge clothesline. STIXX then scoops slams him. STIXX begins hammering Raven Horse unmercifully, whipping him from pillar to post with shot after shot. STIXX lifts Raven Horse up and drops him down with an inverted atomic drop and then a huge headbutt. STIXX goes for another, but Raven Horse slips behind him, snaping off a neck breaker! Raven Horse goes for the pin …1 …2 …But there’s a strong kick-out by STIXX. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This kid refuses to give up!! That’s the fourth pin attempt by Raven Horse so far to STIXX one attempt!!
[ Raven Horse brings STIXX to his feet again and places STIXX in suplex position. As he goes to lift him, STIXX powers out of his grasp, landing on his feet as Raven Horse turns right in time to eat a boot in the stomach, doubling Raven Horse over and then delivering the STIXX Shift Driver (Full Nelson Snap Suplex)!! The crowd pops as STIXX covers the prone Raven Horse again …1 …2 …and Reverend Azazel places Raven Horses foot on the ropes! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Reverend Azazel just saved his ass!!
[ STIXX lifts him up for the STIXX Shift Driver (Full Nelson Snap Suplex) again but Raven Horse rams a forearm into STIXX face and then drops down behind him. Raven Horse uses the ropes to roll STIXX over grabbing a handful of tights to help with leverage as he covers …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Raven Horse!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That cheating fucker!!!
[ As Raven Horse and Reverend Azazel scamper back up the ramp like rats, STIXX argues with the referee that he just screwed; showing him how his tights were pulled on!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man, STIXX can’t catch a break!! I really hope that Raven Horse gets his at the ppv!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You and me both, buddy. Let’s go to the back where DDP is standing by with Bulk and Joey Ryan.
[ The camera switches to the back where we see DDP along with Bulk and Joey Ryan inside DDP’s office. ]
The General Manager DDP – Gentlemen, it seems we have a problem.
“The Don” Joey Ryan – Problem? I’m fine!! I’m better than fine!! I’m great!!!
[ And with a smile at Bulk. ]
“The Don” Joey Ryan – Did you see the new rankings this week? I’m shooting up the ladder like a rocket!!! Before you know it, I’ll be challenging for the Worlds Heavyweight title!!!
[ DDP rolls his eyes at that thought. ]
The General Manager DDP – Yes, well; let’s not get too far ahead ourselves. For the past few weeks, you’ve seemed to have been taking some liberties in your matches against Bulk.
“The Don” Joey Ryan – I’m doing everything I can to win!!
The General Manager DDP – You’ve used a vibrator and hit Bulk in the head twice!!
“The Don” Joey Ryan – I didn’t hit him that hard!!
The General Manager DDP – You knocked him out!!!
[ And Joey chuckles. ]
The General Manager DDP – Now Bulk has asked that the two of you face each other again at the ppv and I have agreed with him.
“The Don” Joey Ryan – Oh I don’t think so!!! I beat him twice!! I’ve got nothing else to prove!!
[ DDP sticks a finger in his face. ]
The General Manager DDP – You cheated twice and I let it slide cause the referee never saw it!! But it’s not going to happen again!! You are going to fight Bulk at the ppv and Spice is barred from ringside!!!
[ Bulk laughs his ass off at hearing the news. ]
“The Don” Joey Ryan – No wait… you can’t do that!!!
The General Manager DDP – Oh I can!! And do you know what else I am going to do? I’m going to put the two of you ina steel cage so that you’ve got no place to run to!!!
“The Don” Joey Ryan – No, no, no please, no.
[ Bulk gets right in Joey’s face… ]
“Big Mike” Bulk – I’ll see your ass at the ppv!!!
[ The show swings back to Mike and Chris ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Payback is coming for Joey Ryan and it’s named Bulk!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man, the kids got nowhere to run inside that fucking cage!!! Joey is shitting his pants now I bet!!! Let’s go back to the ring for our next match!!
Bloody Mary and Havok vs Medusa Complex
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 264 lbs., Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring without the Golden BoyZ. ]
[ Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring knowing that this is the biggest match of her career. A chorus of boos ring down on her as she soaks it all in waiting on her partner. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Havok just came off a tough loss at the ppv where she lost to Amber Nova for the Women’s World title. Now she has to team up with Bloody Mary tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Havok is the current number two contender to the Women’s title. I am kinda surprised that she’s turning her attention to this instead of focusing on Amber.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her tag team partner. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 150 lbs., Bloody Mary!
[ “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson rocks the arena as the Bloody Mary walks down to the ring alone. The crowd can’t stand her as they boo the shit out of her. Reaching the ring, she dives under the bottom rope and taunts the crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bloody Mary is the number four ranked woman. She’s one tough bitch and she makes this team very dangerous.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This team is going to be hard hitting brawlers. There’s nothing pretty about these two women and the way they wrestle.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 234 lbs., Medusa Complex!!
[ “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie rocks the arena as the fans cheer on the very popular Medusa Complex. The two women make their way to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women are high flying mat technicians. It’s going to be a huge task for these two women to take the bigger team of Havok and Bloody Mary down.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They need to hit and run. Keep the pace of the match fast and furious.
[ It’s Evans and Havok starting things off with a bang, immediately throwing big right-hand bombs at one another as soon as the bell goes! Evans seems to get the better of her opponent, hammering him up against the ropes and then whipping Havok off them, landing a big back body drop on the return before suddenly bursting forwards to crack Bloody Mary in the jaw and knock her off the apron! Evans is clearly fired up tonight as she turns her attention back towards the rising Havok, chopping at her chest to edge Havok into the corner before going for an Irish whip into the turnbuckles, only for Havok to reverse! Havok then charges in after Evans, eating a back elbow under the chin to send her reeling backwards, allowing Evans to lift herself onto the middle rope before diving off with a flying knee strike to the face, knocking Havok down and out and then unloading with more wild punches! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Evan’s is the smallest cat in the match, but she’s full of piss and vinegar right now!!
[ The referee has to drag her off and warn Evans to calm down, but Evans is only too eager to take them out before they can do the same to her, lifting Havok back to her feet and now hooking her up for a suplex only for Havok to go up and over, landing on her feet behind Evans with a waist lock, shoving her forwards into the ropes and trying for an O’Connor roll! However, Evans holds on to stop herself from going over with her opponent, waiting for Havok to roll back to her feet to follow up; but Bloody Mary reaches under the ropes and grabs her by the boot tripping her up! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Smart move on Bloody Mary’s part to slow the pace of this match down!!
[ The distraction sees Evans turn around, kicking Bloody Mary off and warning her that she’s next but then Havok nails her from behind, clubbing away with everything she’s got! The crowd boos as Havok then takes Evans down with a textbook back suplex before making the tag out to Bloody Mary, grabbing Evans by the legs to catapult her towards a big forearm smash to the jaw from Bloody Mary, causing Evans to topple backwards onto Havok’s raised knees, allowing Bloody Mary to launch herself over the top rope with an elbow drop to the sternum! Havok exits the ring, allowing Bloody Mary to make the cover …1 …2 …and Evan’s kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bloody Mary nearly picked up the win there. Evan’s somehow managed to kick out saving herself.
[ Bloody Mary transitions into a seated headlock, wrenching on the hold tightly as the referee asks Evans if she gives up. The answer is obvious though, with Evans battling back to her feet and firing some elbows to Bloody Mary’s ribcage before finally shoving her off into the ropes and then going for a back elbow on the return, only to have Bloody Mary duck and leap onto the middle rope, spring boarding into a cross body that takes Evans down and into another pinning attempt …1 …2 …and again Evan’s kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evan’s needs to tag out to the fresh woman!! McKenzie is itching to get into this fight!!
[ Bloody Mary switches things up by wrapping her legs around Evans’s torso with a body scissors, squeezing the life out of her as the referee again gets in there. However, Evans still won’t quit, instead seeing Bloody Mary reach back with a stretch, making the tag to Havok! Here comes Havok with some vicious stomps to the ribs of Evans as her partner finally releases the body scissors and exits the ring, with Havok now yanking Evans upright, scooping her into the air and planting her with a backbreaker across her knee! Havok tries for the pin …1 …2 …but having seen enough, McKenzie enters the ring to break up the count! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If McKenzie didn’t break up that count this match would have been over!!
[ The referee forces her back to the apron, allowing Havok to clap her hands together as if a tag had been made, allowing Bloody Mary to re-enter the ring and put the boots to Evan’s! She now leads Evans up and over to the corner, hitting repeated shoulders to the gut until the referee steps in and forces her to let up! However, as he’s telling Bloody Mary off, Havok takes that opportunity to wrap the tag rope around Evans’s throat, choking the life out of her! The crowd boos like crazy as Havok finally let’s go and feigns innocence, despite the fact Evans is gasping for air and McKenzie furiously tries to get the referee to do his job! Bloody Mary makes the tag back out to Havok before pulling Evans from the corner and hitting a snap suplex to take her over, while her partner stands on the middle rope in the corner, diving off with an elbow! She tries for the pin once again …1 …2 …2 ½ …and McKenzie breaks up the count once again, earning a stern final warning from the official as she’s sent packing back towards the corner, pacing back and forth on the apron in frustration as Evans looks to be in a lot of trouble! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – McKenzie is about to explode if she doesn’t get into this match soon!!!
[ However, that looks practically impossible at this point as Havok mockingly slaps Evans across the top of the head before pulling her and tagging Bloody Mary again once again! Bloody Mary and Havok hook their opponent up, lifting her into the air in search of a double suplex yet incredibly, Evans somehow lands on her feet, taking off for the ropes and then ducking an attempted double clothesline to hook Havok and Bloody Mary up, taking both of them down with a double STO from out of nowhere! The crowd goes wild as all three women remain down and out for several moments before Evans begins crawling towards her corner and the out-stretched arm of McKenzie, diving to finally make the tag! McKenzie is in like a house on fire, clotheslining down Havok before then cutting off an approaching Bloody Mary with an inverted atomic drop before scoop slamming the stunned Havok! McKenzie pumps her arms in the air, firing up the crowd that much more as Bloody Mary struggles back upright and then whips her off into the ropes, landing a picture-perfect dropkick on the return! McKenzie rises next to the ropes, where Havok lunges forwards, trying to stop this momentum but McKenzie counters with a back body drop, dumping her out of the squared circle and to the floor! However, Bloody Mary strikes from behind with some desperation blows, hooking McKenzie up from behind and going for a back suplex, only to see McKenzie roll right over her shoulder, landing behind Bloody Mary and cutting her off with a kick and a DDT when she tries spinning around to face her! McKenzie goes for the cover …1 …2 …and Bloody Mary kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – McKenzie is a house of fire right now!!! She will not be denied!!
[ However, McKenzie won’t be stopped, leading Bloody Mary up and firing off some shots to the jaw before whipping her into the corner and following her up with a charging corner clothesline, lifting Bloody Mary out of the corner and sitting her on the top rope facing away from the ring before dropping her with a hangman’s neck breaker! Bloody Mary is in trouble as she staggers back upright, walking right into McKenzie’s arms as she delivers a shin breaker and allows her to collapse onto the mat while still holding her leg! McKenzie kicks at the knee joint a couple of times before applying a spinning toe hold once, twice, three times, teasing the capacity crowd before finally dropping down and slapping on a full-blown Figure Four Leg Lock! The crowd is going ballistic, demanding that Bloody Mary tap out to the dreaded hold while the referee gets right in there but before Bloody Mary can do so, Havok comes from out of nowhere to dive in and break it up! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That was a hell of a save by Havok!!! Bloody Mary was just about to tap out!!!
[ As the referee struggles to get Havok to leave the ring, Evans comes from out of no-where, lunging forwards with a Super Kick straight to her jaw, sending Havok tumbling through the ropes and out to the floor! Evans returns to the apron as McKenzie rises to her feet, looking annoyed at having certain victory snatched from her grasp before now attempting to pull Bloody Mary upright as well, only to suddenly get caught with a rake to the eyes! Bloody Mary pulls her into position for a powerbomb, flipping McKenzie into the air but McKenzie goes up and over, countering with a sunset flip into the pin …1 …2 …and Bloody Mary desperately kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a counter by McKenzie as she turned a powerbomb into a sunset flip!! Fucking amazing!!
[ Evan’s make the blind tag as both women scramble to their feet. Havok dives into the ring and goes for a Superkick of her own, but McKenzie ducks out of the way and Havok destroys Bloody Mary!! Bloody Mary drops in a heap as Evan’s grabs her by the hair and tosses her through the ropes to the floor!! McKenzie sets Bloody Mary up and Evans nails her with the Petrification (Millie does Suplex and Charli does Super kick)!!! Evans drops down and makes the cover on Bloody Mary as the referee slides into position …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Medusa Complex!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a great win for these young women!! Havok and Bloody Mary gave them a hell of a fight!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They now move on to next week’s semifinals match against the Canadian Ninja’s!!
[ As Medusa Complex leave the ring, Havok rolls back in and tries to talk to Bloody Mary who is still holding her head!! ]
Havok – I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to do that!! She ducked out of the way…
[ Bloody Mary lashes out hitting Havok with a short arm lariat that drops Havok to the mat. Bloody Mary drags Havok up by her hair and drives her into the mat with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary rolls out of the ring leaving Havok laying there in a crumpled heap as the show swings to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing by with the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova. ]
Cindy Meyers – Amber, congratulations on winning the Women’s World title at Crossfire. Since winning your championship, you have aligned yourself with the Guerillas of Destiny and Alexander Stone in forming the Gold Standard. Can I ask you why you felt the need to join them?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Why did I join the Gold Standard? The Gold Standard is the measuring stick in the business today. Why wouldn’t I want to join them? Look at me Cindy!! I am the perfect woman!! The perfect ten!! I’m what every man wants, and what every woman tries to be!!
Cindy Meyers – Looking ahead to the upcoming Undisputed ppv event, we have yet to hear who your opponent is going to be. Do you have any thoughts as to who you might want to wrestle in defense of your title?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Look at me Cindy. Do you think it matters who I face at the ppv? Do you think any of those bitches on the roster can hang with me? I am the best of the best!! The perfect ten!!! I am what all those women want to be!! I am…
[ Amber shuts up as Maria Manic walks onto the set. ]
“The Manhunter” Maria Manic – You know what you do have Amber?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – And what’s that?
“The Manhunter” Maria Manic – A big fucking mouth that I plan on shutting up!!
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You’re dreaming!! You couldn’t even carry my bags you dumb bitch!!!
[ Amber leans in close so that Amber can hear her clearly. ]
“The Manhunter” Maria Manic – Listen to me and listen to me clearly. I’m going out to that ring and when I’m done with Su Yim, I’m going on to Undisputed and I’m going to take that title from you and shut your ass up for good!!!
[ Maria storms off the set as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big words from both women as we steam roll toward the ppv!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Maria can get a win tonight over Su Yim she will set herself up very nicely as the number one contender going into the ppv!! Amber will have no choice but to defend her title against her.
Maria Manic vs Su Yim
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 115 lbs., “The Zombie Bride” Su Yim!!!
[ Some fans cheer and some boo as from the back, the Zombie Bride crawls out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Undead Bride” sends chills down everyone’s spines. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Zombie Bride comes in with a five hundred record and sits in the number three spot in the rankings. If she can pull out a win tonight, she might just put herself in line for a title match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She has the ability Mike, but tonight is going to have her hands full with Maria Manic.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, making her way to the ring weighing in at 161 lbs., “The Maneater” Maria Manic!
[ The sold out crowd cheers as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and climbs into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here she is!! The current number one contender to the Women’s World title!!! If she wins tonight, she has all but punched her ticket to the ppv and a shot at Amber’s title!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more, but standing in her way is a woman who also has a shit load to gain by winning tonight!! This match has ppv potential!!!
[ The bell sounds and suddenly the crowd roars to their feet as “Creepy” begins to play and the Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova walks out on stage. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Women’s World Champion is here Chris!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s heading our way. It looks like she wants a ringside seat to this match.
[ Amber struts down to the ringside area and takes a seat next to Mike and Chris at the ringside table. ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Evening boys.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber what brings you out here?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Isn’t it obvious Mike? The ppv is a few weeks away and it appears that I will be facing one of these two skanks, so what better way to scout the undercard talent than by sitting in the front row.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Great idea.
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You don’t need to kiss my ass. It’s not going to get you anywhere.
[ Maria Manic runs and leaps at Su Yim with a flying leg lariat, but Su Yim catches her in mid-air and dumps her over the top rope and Maria crashes on the floor hitting her head on the ring apron on the way down. The referee is a bit shocked, but Su Yim doesn’t seem to care and rolls outside the ring to catch Maria before he can stand up and kick the legs right out from under her. Su Yim then begins viciously stomping Maria Manic, drawing boos from the crowd in the arena. Maria slowly fights back up to her feet, but Su Yim grabs her head and rams her head first into the steel ring post. ] [
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Maria is being picked apart in the opening moments of this match!!! Can she rebound and get back into this fight?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Pretty boring if you ask me. You call this talent? She’s the number one contender? Do you see how easily Su Yim is picking her apart? She’s a mid-card talent at best.
[ Su Yim then lifts Maria up and crotches her across the steel guardrail. The referee is having a fit, telling Su Yim to bring it back into the ring. Su Yim leaves Maria Manic straddled on the steel guardrail and then goes and grabs up a steel chair. He places it next to Maria Manic and then in a lightning quick charge, runs and jumps, off the chair with a huge drop kick right to the face! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Damn what a shot to the face!!!
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Honestly, it could improve it!!! I’ve seen that bitch up close and she needs some work. I’ve got a number to a doctor in the Valley, but he’s probably out of her price range.
[ The referee is livid at the blatant disregard for his count and the rulebook. He yells to Su Yim that if she doesn’t bring this into the ring in the next five seconds, he’s throwing this match out. Su Yim slides back into the ring and props herself up in the turnbuckle corner, content to take the count out victory. The referee begins his count anew, intent on giving Maria Manic a fair shot at getting back into the ring. The crowd is cheering Maria Manic on, but she’s still over on the floor holding her head. …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …and Maria Manic is finally starting to stir on the outside …6 …7 …and she hoists herself to her feet and leans against the ring apron dazed and confused. …8 …9 …and Maria rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring at the very last split second. Su Yim is waiting and rockets out of the corner and comes flying with a huge baseball slide dropkick right into Maria head, sending her careening backwards into the announcers table and crashing into the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova!! ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You bitch!!!
[ An irate Women’s World Champion grabs Maria and nails her with the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) onto the floor!! Maria lays there in a crumpled heap as Amber snatches the mic from Harvey. ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You think you can beat me? You think you can exist in my world? You’re nothing, you hear me? You’re nothing but trash!!
[ The referee has seen enough and he calls for the bell!! Amber tosses the mic back to Harvey and then drags Maria to her feet by her hair, sets her up and suplexs her through the announcers table as it shatters!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Jesus Christ this bitch is nuts!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Maria is hurt!!! We need help out here!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, Maria Manic!!!
[ Amber collects her Women’s World title, steps over the broken body of Maria like she is trash and struts back up the ramp. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Maria got the win tonight, but she paid the ultimate price at the end of the day.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more. She ran her mouth off backstage and Amber put her on her ass. Now she’s got two weeks to heal up. Can she do that? Hell, if I know; but it’s going to be a tough road.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m getting word that Cindy is standing by with Havok backstage. Let’s go back and join them.
[ The show swings to the back as we see Cindy Meyers standing by with Havok who is standing there holding her head in pain. ]
Cindy Meyers - Havok, tonight didn’t go your way as the Medusa Complex defeated you to advance to the second round…
[ Havok rips the mic out of Cindy’s hands and shoves her out of camera view as she glares right into the camera. ]
Havok – Bloody Mary, you didn’t listen to me!!! I tried to tell you that it was a mistake!! That it was an errant shot!! But no, you took it to the next level!! You hit me with the Red Wedding and left me for dead in the center of the ring!! Mark my words, you will pay for that!!!
[ And she pushes the cameraman aside as she storms off. The show swings back to Mike and Chris at the broadcast table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – To say that Havok is pissed off at Bloody Mary for dropping her on her head is an understatement. That bitch is pissed and now she’s out for blood!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What’s up with the ladies tonight? Must be that time of the month!! Let’s go back to the ring for more tag team action!!!
Caristico and Kahagas vs Los Vipers
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 180 lbs., “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico is coming off his second straight defeat, even though last week was as much the fault of the Los Vipers as it was his own fault.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If I know Caristico, he’s going to make the Vipers pay for what they did to him last week.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his tag team partner, his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as the Demon makes his way down to the ring and rolls in never taking his eyes off of Caristico not sure if he can trust him or not. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas ended up being the winner in last week’s attack as he now sits in the driver’s seat as the number one contender to Tito’s United States Heavyweight Championship.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Don’t you mean Mexican Heavyweight Championship?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Whatever.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by the Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar, weighing in at a combined weight of 388 lbs., Los Vipers!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares across the arena as the Mexican sensations Santos and Pedro Supremo of Los Vipers make their way out onto the stage followed by Tito Escobar. The walk down the rampway before diving into the ring under the bottom rope eyeing their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And there they are. The Cartel is in the house!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They are a bunch of sellouts if you ask me. They swallowed all this guy’s bullshit and he’s got them brainwashed.
[ The bell rings and Santos starts things off with Kahagas. Santos quickly drives a hip into Kahagas and then throws him into the ropes and knocks him down with a shoulder block. Kahagas is no little man, but Santos is obviously bigger and exudes that confidence as he kicks Kahagas while he’s down. Santos looks like he’s about to drop a big elbow, but Kahagas rolls up to a vertical base in the neutral corner. Santos comes charging in with a huge head of steam, looking to clothesline Kahagas in the corner, but Kahagas moves out of the way and Santos crashes into the turnbuckles like a Mack truck that’s lost control. He hits the buckles hard and Kahagas quickly comes behind him with a kick to the back of the leg, then one to the knee and finally another shot to the thigh. Santos holds his leg as Kahagas turns him around and pounds and few rights into the side of his head. He then runs Santos head into the top turnbuckle and actually manages to snap mare Santos over and down to the canvas. Kahagas quickly hops up to the middle turnbuckle and leaps off with a flying fist right into the leg of Santos that he has been working on. He then grabs Santos’s leg and starts wrenching it to the side, back and forth, with violent, quick twists. Kahagas continues to put the pressure on that leg, going so far as to stand on Santos’s other leg and then spread the bad leg as far to the side as he can. He does this a for a few moments as Santos screams in agony. While he’s got Santos spread legged, he reaches over and tags in Caristico who comes leaping over the top rope with a huge stomp down across Santos’s injured leg. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Quick tags in and out to keep Santos isolated from his tag team partner.
[ The two men then both grab a leg of Santos and spread him even wider with a wishbone split! Santos is howling in pain as they do. As Kahagas gets out of the ring, Caristico goes right to work dropping a knee into the chest of Santos and then lifting him up into the turnbuckle corner. He rams a shoulder into Santos’s stomach and then a big left hook. He starts hammering away. Santos is in the bad way, until the referee finally steps in to tell Caristico to break it up since they’re in the corner. Caristico puts his hands in the air and breaks the hold. However, as the referee distracted, Kahagas puts in a few shots to Santos and then wraps the tag rope around Santos’s neck and chokes him unmercifully in the corner. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Kahagas used the tag ropes to choke the life out of Santos!!! Sometimes you have to get down and dirty with guys like Los Vipers!!
[ By the time the referee turns around, Kahagas has stopped his illegal assault and as Santos starts to stagger out of the corner, Caristico rushes him with a low dropkick right back to the injured leg. It hits with such momentum that Santos does a 180 flip and lands on his back on the canvas. Caristico then hoists Santos up by his hair and rams a forearm into his face. Santos fights back with a thunderous forearm of his own as Tito Escobar and Supremo cheer him on from the outside. Santos swings for the fences with a lariat, but Caristico ducks underneath and grabs the big man from behind with a belly-to-back suplex dropping Santos on the back of his head. Caristico then grabs Santos’s injured leg and torques it around the middle rope, pulling it like crazy, trying to use the rope to pop the knee joint loose. The referee comes over …1 …2 …3 …4 …and forces Caristico to release, but again, as soon as he does Kahagas is on the scene, twisting and yanking on Santos’s leg from the outside. Supremo has seen enough and rushes into the ring, decking Caristico and then kicking Kahagas between the ropes. But the referee catches Supremo and stops him before he can do much to turn the tide. Caristico and Kahagas then begin teeing off on Santos with both men just hammering away on Santos’s leg and Caristico hits a running leg drop across the throat. Caristico nails an elbow on Santos and then hooks the leg …1 …2 …and Supremo dives in to break it up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas and Caristico are picking Santos apart!! They might not be friends, but they are joined in this fight against the Cartel!!
[ Caristico and Kahagas have taken control of this match and not let up one iota. The referee forces Supremo out of the ring, leaving another double team to take place on Santos. Caristico and Kahagas lift Santos up into a double team suplex behind the referee’s back. Kahagas then comes in illegally, as he claps his hands in the air to signify that he made a tag, even though he really didn’t. He drops down into a leg bar on Santos’s bad leg and Santos’s face is wracked with pain. Somehow Santos is able to grab the bottom rope. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They are not trying to beat the man; they are trying to cripple him and end his career!!!
[ The referee forces Kahagas to make a break. As Kahagas stands Santos up and pounds a few forearms into his back and then hits the ropes for some sort of move, but on the rebound, out of nowhere Santos hits a tilt-a-whirl slam! Santos drags his ass toward his tag partner, extending his hand; but can’t quite reach Supremo. Slowly Santos begins to crawl over and make the tag to Supremo. At the same time, Kahagas is trying to tag out to Caristico. They make simultaneous tags! Supremo comes in like a house of fire, hopping over the rope and catching an onrushing Caristico with a pair of boots to the face. Supremo then rocks him with lefts, rights and a spinning discus clothesline. Supremo sends Caristico into the corner and starts unleashing hell with more lefts and rights. He then whips Caristico into the opposite corner and charges in with a running clothesline. He lifts him up to the middle rope, but Caristico fights free and comes off with a jumping neck breaker from the middle rope. Supremo tries to get up to his feet, but Caristico is off the ropes with a Big Boot to the side of his head. Caristico then lifts Supremo up into a Samoan drop! Caristico covers Supremo …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tito Escobar interjects himself breaking up the referee’s count by climbing into the ring and grabbing the referee by the pants pulling him up. Caristico is not happy and begins berating the referee to get him the hell out of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You just knew it wasn’t going to be long before Tito stuck his nose in this match!!! He just saved Los Vipers from dropping another one!!!
[ The referee argues with Tito Escobar and just can’t convince him to get out of the ring. Supremo is slowly getting back up and Caristico charges at him for a flying shoulder block, but Supremo drops down and Caristico crashes into Tito Escobar! The crowd cheers as Tito Escobar flips over doing a full 360 and landing folded up like an accordion in the center of the ring. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit, Tito Escobar just got wiped out!!!
[ This pisses off Santos who comes in, but he’s met by Kahagas! This thing has broken down. Santos pounds Kahagas into the corner, but Kahagas lifts him up by that bad wheel and brings him down with a knee breaker. Santos goes the opposite of vertical, but he reaches up and yanks Kahagas down flat on the canvas with him. Soon those two are scrapping on the canvas, rolling around with fists flying. The referee tries to break the two men up when Tito Escobar, who has his Mexican Heavyweight title in hand; and blasts Caristico right between the eyes knocking his ass out cold!! Tito rolls out of the ring as Supremo has finally recovered enough that he covers Caristico up for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Los Vipers!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Those sons of a bitches stole this match!! Kahagas and Caristico has this match right from jump!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This fight isn’t over yet!! I’m sure there’s going to be a rematch down the road.
[ Back in the ring, Caristico is on his knees holding his head where Tito blasted him. Kahagas rolls in to see how he’s doing and out of frustration Caristico shoves him away. Kahagas wonders what the hell is going on as Caristico rolls out of the ring and storms to the back. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It looks like their partnership has come to a bitter end.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That sucks. They had so much potential. Let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with the Canadian Ninja’s.
[ The show swings to the back where we see Cindy Meyers with the Canadian Ninja’s. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, you are hot off your first-round victory last week over the upstart Exiles in the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament. You now move on to next week’s semi-final round to take on Medusa Complex who defeated Bloody Mary and Havok earlier tonight. Your thoughts going into next week’s match?
[ Before they can say a word, Medusa Complex walks onto the set smiling at them. ]
Charli Evans – Yeah, tell us… no tell the whole world how you’re going to beat us next week.
Millie McKenzie – Yeah, why don’t you tell us how you’re going to beat us next week because we would love to hear it.
[ The four women go nose to nose. ]
Portia Perez – It’s simple. Why are going to put you two bitches on your knees…
Nicole Matthews - Like your good at!!!
Portia Perez – …and kick your ugly faces right off your shoulders!!!
[ Medusa Complex pretends to laugh along with the, but then things get serious. ]
Charli Evans – Who exactly did you beat to get to the semi-finals? Oh yeah, the Exiles. The B team of the women’s division. By beating them you proved nothing!!! Millie and I, we beat Havok and Bloody Mary. Two of the toughest bitches on the Women’s roster!!! Can you say that? I didn’t think so!!! Next week, do all of us a favor and don’t cry when we beat you.
[ And Charli and Millie walk off the set laughing at Portia and Nicole. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Harsh words by Medusa Complex, Chris.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Harsh but true. The Exiles aren’t even in the same league as Bloody Mary and Havok. Even though the Canadian Ninja’s won, they are going to have to be ten times better if they want to beat Medusa Complex. Let’s get back to some more tag team action.
The Chain Gang vs The Blood Carnival
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs., and being accompanied by their manager Salena, the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. Fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their chains over their heads. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Chain Gang sits at one and one with their only win coming against Los Vipers way back in the opening round of the Worlds Tag Team tournament. Tonight, they try and improve that mark as they go up against the Blood Carnival.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Chain Gang sits at number three in the tag team rankings and the Blood Carnival sits at number four. A loss tonight will drop them out of a title shot. A win could propel them possibly into a title match at the ppv.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., the Blood Carnival!!!
[ The crowd cheers as the Blood Carnival escorted by Bloody Mary walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around them as they walk down to the ring and climb in!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – For the past month, the Blood Carnival has been hell bent on getting revenge on the Natural Disasters. At the ppv they get their shot in a six-man tag team match as they team up with Prophet.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Blood Carnival needs to stay focused on the Chain Gang tonight. They can’t get caught up in what’s to come at the ppv. That’s a game for another night.
[ The bell sounds and Eddie O’Shay starts things off with Marc Fulton. The two men jockey for position for a moment, until Marc Fulton gets a rear mount on Eddie O’Shay and drives him to the canvas. He then starts doing a series of headlocks and arm holds, trying to show off that he’s more than just a big man. That goes for a few moments until Eddie O’Shay back elbows Marc Fulton in the mouth. Eddie O’Shay kicks him in the gut and leapfrogs over him hitting the ropes with a big shoulder block. He goes for another, but Marc Fulton catches him with a Spinebuster Slam and then tags out to Steve Scott as Steve Scott slides in and drops down with the cover …1 …2 …and Eddie O’Shay kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fulton used his power to take O’Shay down!!!
[ Steve Scott drags O’Shay to his feet and nails him with a few forearms, but then Eddie O’Shay catches him with a standing dropkick, followed by a running lariat that takes Steve Scott down. He drops down over Steve Scott and wrenches back on his arm, trying to dislodge it from the shoulder area. Eddie O’Shay keeps the hold on, cranking back and then eventually he tags out to Jake Owens who comes in with a middle rope stomp on the shoulder, while Eddie O’Shay holds the arm out. The two men send Steve Scott into the ropes and execute a double team backdrop. Jake Owens scoops Steve Scott up and throws him into the turnbuckles, where he unloads with lefts rights and a big hip and knee in the corner. He then whips Steve Scott to the far side and charges in with a clothesline in the corner. He measures for a knee, but Steve Scott rolls out of the way and tags in Marc Fulton who comes in with a quickness and the flying butt to Jake Owens’s head. Jake Owens staggers backwards, holding his noggin. Marc Fulton goes high with a clothesline, while Steve Scott goes low with a leg sweep. Jake Owens staggers back up to his feet, but Marc Fulton jumps into the air with a leaping clothesline to take him down. He then scissors the legs and pulls Jake Owens up into a DDT! He does a tilt-a-whirl slam and then knees him in the gut and goes for a shoulder block, but Jake Owens drops low and Marc Fulton rebounds into a discuss clothesline! Both men are down and in desperate need of a tag. Marc Fulton reaches Steve Scott first, but Jake Owens tags Eddie O’Shay. He charges in and hits a flying crossbody on Steve Scott and scrambles it into a cover …1 …2 …and Scott gets his shoulder up! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both teams are pulling out all their power moves tonight!!!
[ Steve Scott gets back up to his feet and Eddie O’Shay chops him. Eddie O’Shay sends him into the ropes, but Steve Scott reverses midstream and grabs him into a twisting back suplex! Steve Scott then does a textbook leg drop and flips over with a twisting 3/4 face-lock slam. He goes for the full nelson slam and then covers Eddie O’Shay …1 …2 …2 ½ …and O’Shay kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s the second time Eddie landed on the back of his neck like that!! It may play into this match as it goes on.
[ Steve Scott picks him up and places him onto the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him and hits him with a top rope huricanrana! Eddie O’Shay is in a bad way. Jake Owens charges in and clotheslines Steve Scott before he can make a cover. Steve Scott tags out to Marc Fulton who headbutts Jake Owens. Then again, and again! Jake Owens falls back, tumbles through the ropes and falls to the floor as Salena rushes over to see to him. Steve Scott lifts up Eddie O’Shay for the Decapitator (The Hart Attack), but Salena reaches under the ropes tripping Steve Scott up. Eddie drops to the mat and shoves Steve into Marc who also falls back through the ropes!! Havok saw what Salena did and she rushes around the ring going after her. Marc Fulton tries to go after Havok, but he has his head taken off as Jake Owens nails him with a running clothesline. Owens rolls back into the ring and they nail the Hard Knocks (The Doomsday Device) on Steve Scott!! Eddie rolls up Scott for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Chain Gang!!!
[ The Chain Gang along with Salena make their way back up the ramp when from out of the crowd, the Natural Disasters along with Raven Horse jump the steel guardrail and dive into the ring attacking Steve Scott and Marc Fulton!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s three on two!!!
[ Things look bad for the Blood Carnival when from the back Prophet rushes the ring armed with a steel chair. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Here comes the cavalry!!!
[ Prophet swings like a crazy man looking to decapitate any of them he can hit!! The Natural Disasters escape the ring and make their way back up the ramp where Reverend Azazel is standing there smiling at the men in the ring. Next to him stands a woman dressed all in black. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That can’t be!!! That looks like Christina Darling under all that make-up!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It looks like Reverend Azazel is transforming her into something… evil!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins. ]
Cindy Meyers – Chandler Hopkins, first off; we all watched last week when Alexander Stone offered you a spot in his stable the Gold Standard. Why did you turn them down?
The W.W.E. Television Champion “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – People like Alexander Stone can’t be trusted. I’ve watched and listened to everything he’s been saying and doing since the federation reopened and they don’t represent anything I stand for.
Cindy Meyers – Fair enough, but turning down his offer made him very angry and in turn he and his fellow Gold Standard members attacked you after your match with Tiger King.
The W.W.E. Television Champion “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Yeah, a cowardly attack in my book. If Stone wanted a fight all he had to do was ask. He knows where to find me.
Cindy Meyers – As a result of that attack, you now are teaming with Tiger King and Arik Cannon in a six-man tag team match against Alexander Stone and the World Tag Team champions G.O.D.!!
The W.W.E. Television Champion “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – That’s right. Stone has no idea what they got themselves in to. The kind of hornets’ nest they stirred up. You boys want a fight, you got one.
[ Just then, Tiger King and Arik Cannon walk onto the set. ]
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – Stone, last week you threatened to take me out!! You said I’ll never make it to the ppv. Well, boy; you better be ready for a war because if you’re going to take me out; I’m going to take your ass down with me!!!
[ Cindy turns to Tiger King. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tiger King, Last week you were defeated once again and in doing so, lost your shot at the W.W.E. Television title. How are you feeling going into tonight’s six-man tag team match?
[ Tiger King looks pissed that she mentioned it. ]
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – He’s fine. Let’s go!!
[ And the three men leave the set as the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If you ask me, Tiger King doesn’t look like he’s over that loss last week. In-fact, he looks pissed off.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He’s got nobody to blame but himself for losing that match. He needs to get over it and focus on the task at hand tonight, and what a huge task that’s going to be. Let’s go back to the ring and the final match in the Women’s World Tag Team tournament. It’s the Woke Queens versus Caged Heat!!!
Woke Queens vs Caged Heat
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 251 lbs., Woke Queens!!!
[ The crowd pops as the Woke Queens strut down to the ring to the music of “See your hands” by Viceversah. The Woke Girls roll into the ring and they play to the fans snapping their fingers to the chants of “Woke Girls!! Woke Girls!!”
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These young women from Ireland are the hottest women’s tag team on the free agent market!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What exactly does “Woke” mean anyway?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yeah, I got no fucking clue.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These women are powerhouses honing their skills while being in prison.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Someone better wake the Woke Queens up and tell them they are in for a fight!!!
[ The match starts with Loca and Debbie Kietel. The bell sounds as the two circle each other. Debbie Kietel looks over at Delta who blows her a kiss like they were cell mates in prison. The look on Debbie Kietel’s face is clearly one of disgust at this point, but before she can divert her attention back, Loca nails Debbie Kietel with a kick to the stomach. Loca nails a suplex and rolls it into a reverse chin lock. The referee asks Debbie Kietel if she’s going to give up, but everyone knows the answer is no. Debbie Kietel crawls her way back to her feet and rams Loca into the turnbuckles. Debbie Kietel hits a neck breaker on Loca and she falls into a heap on the mat. Debbie Kietel locks in a surfboard on Loca. Delta has seen enough, though and comes in and nails a shot right in Debbie Kietel’s back, who let’s go of Loca. Loca makes her way over and gets a tag to Delta, who the referee has moved back to her corner. Delta comes in and delivers a series of boots to Debbie Kietel’s midsection. Delta mounts Debbie Kietel and gets a devilish grin on her face as he starts delivering blows right to Debbie Kietel’s head. Debbie Kietel surprisingly hits Delta in the back of the head with one of her boots. Debbie Kietel crawls over and makes the tag to her partner, Valkyrie. Valkyrie comes in and stomps her way across the ring. She picks up Delta and delivers a short arm clothesline. Valkyrie delivers a body to back suplex and rolls into a cover …1 …2 …and Delta kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice suplex by Valkyrie rolling into a pin attempt.
[ Valkyrie picks her back up and delivers a DDT. Valkyrie stands up as Delta starts to get back to her feet. Debbie Kietel motions for Delta to get to her feet as if she wants to deliver more damage. Delta gets to her feet and ducks a swing by Valkyrie. Delta delivers a inverted DDT on Valkyrie now. Delta picks up Valkyrie and delivers a pump handle slam. Delta crawls over and covers Valkyrie …1 …2 …and Valkyrie kicks out! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice counter moves by Delta may have turned the tide in this match.
[ Delta picks up Valkyrie and drags her to her corner and makes the tag to Loca. Valkyrie’s arm is held up by Delta as Loca nails Valkyrie right in the ribs. Loca now applies an arm bar and then delivers a suplex out of the arm bar. Elbow drop, elbow drop, elbow drop and then a standing leg drop by Loca as she goes in for the cover …1 …2 …and it’s broken up by Debbie Kietel! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My God Valkyrie was getting picked apart by Loca until Debbie made the save.
[ Loca gets up and shoves Valkyrie as the referee intervenes between the two women. Loca turns around is met by repeated fist shots from Valkyrie. Valkyrie starts to fight back but is hurt too badly as Loca fights back with rights and lefts of her own. It is become a real slugfest between two technically sound wrestlers at this point. Standing dropkick from Valkyrie as Loca is sent toppling back into the Valkyrie’s corner. Debbie Kietel holds Loca in place as Valkyrie walks over and makes the tag. Valkyrie grabs Loca and slams her on the mat as Debbie Kietel rises to the second rope in the corner. She delivers a picturesque elbow to Loca. Debbie Kietel picks up Loca and delivers a beautiful German suplex. Debbie Kietel sets her up for the Texas Cloverleaf, but she just stomps Loca in the stomach. Loca is laid out as Debbie Kietel goes back to the second rope again. She takes off with another elbow but is met with a boot to her face! Debbie Kietel does not go down, but is staggering around the ring when Loca gets back to her feet. She puts her head between Debbie Kietel’s legs and delivers an electric chair drop! She goes for the pin …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Debbie Kietel barely gets her arm up in time on that one. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caged Heat was so close to winning right there!!! Holy shit my heart nearly stopped!!!
[ Loca goes to pick her back up, but Debbie Kietel cracks her in the head with her knee. Just then, Twisted SisterZ are seen trying to make their way through the backstage area. ]
[ Debbie Kietel and Valkyrie are distracted by their appearance. Loca gets back to her feet and pulls Debbie Kietel up from behind into an inverted DDT. She lifts Debbie Kietel up and whips her to the corner. She tags in Delta. Delta and Loca deliver’s Hard Time (a bear hug, clothesline combination)!!! Delta pins Debbie Kietel as Loca stops Valkyrie from getting into the ring …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Caged Heat!!!
[ Twisted SisterZ storm the ring and go nose to nose with Caged Heat!! The Woke Queens roll out of the ring and make their way to the back as numerous referee’s and security try and keep these four women from killing each other!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit, these four women are ready to go it right now!! I can’t wait to see them go at it!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Neither can I!! The semi-finals are now set. As we just witnessed, Caged Heat will take on the Twisted SisterZ and in the other semi-final match we will see the Canadian Ninja’s take on Medusa Complex!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s go to the back where DDP is with Boris Drago.
[ The cameras pan to the back where DDP is in the dressing room of Boris Drago. ]
The General Manager DDP – Hey, we need to talk.
“The Russian Bear” Boris Drago – If you’re here to talk about my knee, it’s fine!!
The General Manager DDP – It’s not fine. The doctor won’t sign off on the match. I’m going to have to cancel the match. I already talked to…
[ Drago snaps grabbing DDP by his shirt and screaming in his face. ]
“The Russian Bear” Boris Drago – You’re not listening!! My knee is fine!!!
[ And Drago shoves DDP aside and storms out of the dressing room. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is unexpected Chris. We were told by our producers earlier that Boris was not cleared to wrestle tonight. That his knee is shot and needs time to heal.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Well it seems that Boris didn’t get the memo.
Prophet vs Boris Drago
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 lbs., “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago!!
[ The fans don’t know what to make of this guy as “Far from the start” by Timati and L’One plays as the Russian monster staggers down to the ring favoring his damaged and heavily wrapped right knee. As he climbs into the ring, it is obvious that he is favoring that right leg. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Come-on. It’s obvious that his knee isn’t right.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone did a job on it a few weeks ago and he needs to take the time to heal it up. Until then, he’s got a huge target on it.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 227 lbs., Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. He slowly makes his way down to the ring as the spotlight follows him along the way before climbing in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just like us, Prophet was told over an hour ago that he wouldn’t be wrestling tonight. That the match was called off.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, his wrists aren’t even taped up.
[ Prophet tells the referee that he doesn’t want any part of this match. He goes so far as pointing at Drago’s bad knee telling him that he’s not medically cleared to even be in this match. Prophet tries to talk to Drago, but Drago shrugs him off. Drago has no interest in listening to what Prophet has to say and shoves him back into the ropes. Prophet finally puts his hands up and agrees to have the match and goes for a lockup. Prophet does a double go behind, flipping around Drago twice before grappling him to the mat. He transitions over into a headlock, but Drago reverses and sends him into the ropes. Prophet quickly ducks a clothesline and comes off on the other side with a big kick to the face. Drago staggers back a bit, but as Punk comes towards him, Drago gives him a quick knee to the gut. Drago really feels it, as that knee strike hurts him as much as it hurt Prophet. Drago pulls Prophet closer for another knee strike, but Prophet blocks it with both hands and spins around with a forearm to the face. He then sweep kicks Drago right in his bad leg. Drago slaps his hands on the canvas in frustration. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You asked for this jackass. Now you’re getting pissed off?
[ Prophet talks to the referee pointing at Drago’s bad leg as Drago staggers back to his feet, hobbling on his bad leg. They lock up and Drago sends Prophet into the ropes and hits a jumping high knee. He then lines up a lariat, but as he charges at Prophet, his bad knee finally blows out tearing all the tendons and he drops to the mat screaming in pain. Prophet grabs Drago’s legs, twists them and rolls him over into the Prophecy (Scorpion Death Lock)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If that knee was bad before, it’s totally destroyed now!!
[ Prophet sits in deep as Drago screams out in pain. He reaches desperately for the ring ropes, but finds himself dead to rights in the center of the ring. None the less, Drago can’t withstand this forever and seeing as how he’s locked in tight and he has no choice but to submit. ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, Prophet!!!
[ Prophet kneels down next to Drago as the referee makes the sign of the “X”. Medics rush the ring trying to stabilize his injured leg. The stretcher makes its way down to the ring and within minutes Drago is stretchered backstage to the waiting ambulance. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I hate to say it but, Drago asked for this shit. He wouldn’t listen to the doctors and he sure as fuck wouldn’t listen to DDP. He had to learn things the hard way.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stupid is as stupid does buddy. Let’s rejoin Cindy in the back.
[The cameras flash to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing by with the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone and the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny. ]
Cindy Meyers – Gentlemen, thank you all for taking the time to let me ask you a few questions before your big match tonight.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Big match? That’s a joke! This is the farthest thing from a big match!! This is going to be me and my boys taking those second-rate mid carders to school and kicking their asses!! Big match my ass!!
Cindy Meyers – Last week you offered the TV champion Chandler Hopkins a spot in the Gold Standard. He turned you down and that angered you to the point where you three attacked him after his match last week.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – God, you are as dumb as you are blonde!! Let’s get something straight. I never wanted Chandler Hopkins!! What I wanted was the W.W.E. Television title within the Gold Standard!!! He was just the man holding it!! We have the World title, the Women’s World title. We have the World Tag Team titles!! And soon we will have the United States Heavyweight title along with the W.W.E. Television title!!! That makes us the Gold Standard in this company!!
Cindy Meyers – So, you are going to ask Tito Escobar to join your group?
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – In due time Cindy, in due time. Tonight, me and my boys have unfinished business to attend to. Tonight, we put down that Cowboy and the Tiger; leaving Cannon all alone.
[ And he looks directly into the camera. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Arik Cannon, you fucked up when you stuck your nose in my business last week. You couldn’t have just left well enough, alone could you? Well tonight, we aren’t just going to beat you and your little buddies out there, we are going to destroy you!!! I am going to beat you so bad you’ll never make it to Undisputed!! And that my friend… is Pure Gold!!!
[ The Gold Standard storm off the set as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have to tell you that when this guy talks, he means everything he says. I would hate to be in that ring with him tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Not to mention that G.O.D. are two scary fucks too. They didn’t say a word, but I nearly shit my pants just looking at them.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We have some great tag team action ahead of us as the Hooligans are back in action taking on the Golden BoyZ!!! Take it away Harvey!!!
The Golden BoyZ vs The Hooligans
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 462 lbs., the Hooligans!
[ The crowd doesn’t know whether to boo or cheer these two odd individuals as “We are Scum” by Reno and Scum blares across the arena as the tag team duo of Reno and Scum make their way down to the ring and climb in, pacing around waiting for their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Hooligans are coming off of two tough losses. They suffered a defeat in the first round of the World Tag Team tournament to the Guerillas of Destiny and then just a few weeks later they went down to the hands of the Blood Carnival. Tonight, will not be any easier as they go up against the current number one contenders in the Golden BoyZ.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Hooligans stumbled out of the gate, but these are two guys that can string together a few good matches and get right back into title contention.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., “The Golden BoyZ” Jake and Dave Anderson!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers along with Havok strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. Circling the ring, they never take their eyes off of the Hooligans as they climb into the ring and unmask. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They are the current number one contenders to the World Tag Team championship and if they want a rematch against G.O.D. the ppv then they need to get through this team first.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both of these teams are mirror images of each other in a lot of ways Mike. They each have the quick little guys teaming with a bigger powerhouse. It’s worked out for the Golden BoyZ so far, let’s see if it will work out in their favor tonight.
[ The bell sounds as Reno starts it off with Jake Anderson. Reno reaches out and grabs Jake Anderson for a top wrist lock, but Jake Anderson quickly counters and grabs the arm going behind Reno. Jake sends Reno into the turnbuckles chest first and then flips forward at Reno, hitting him flush in the forehead with a front flip heel kick and Reno smashes down onto the canvas. Jake Anderson pops up and hits the ropes, coming off the ropes and hits a running flipping leg drop and tries to hook the leg and get a quick count. The referee is right there …1 …2 …but Scum is there to cut it off before the count can even really get going. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Jake went for the quick win to get the Golden BoyZ to the pay window early in this match!!!
[ Scum pounds on Jake Anderson and the referee stops Dave Anderson from entering, allowing a quick double team as they send Jake Anderson into the ropes and hit a double team back elbow, followed by a pair of elbow drops. Scum rolls out of the ring, while Reno drops down choking Jake Anderson with his forearm across the windpipe. The referee leaves Dave Anderson and finally calls for the break, but as he does, Scum reaches in from the floor and chokes Jake Anderson as well. Reno pulls Jake Anderson up and hits a break breaker and tags in Scum who comes in off the middle rope with an elbow to the outstretched Jake Anderson. Scum pounds on the back of Jake Anderson and pulls him up into a knee to the gut. Scum rolls forward into a front face lock and snatches Jake Anderson up into a snap suplex. He hauls him up for a second one in just as many seconds. He then tags back out to Reno who comes in with a spring in his step, diving over the ropes to deliver another elbow drop to Jake Anderson. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Quick tags in and out is keeping Jake isolated from his tag team partner. It’s a great tactical move by the Hooligans.
[ Scum and Reno lifts him up and bring him down for a double team backbreaker. Jake Anderson is in a world of hurt. Reno lifts him up and hits a beautiful release Fisherman suplex and rolls over turning Jake Anderson over into a half crab. He sits back on it as far as he can, as Jake Anderson reaches out able to reach the bottom rope. The referee starts his count as Reno refuses to break the hold …1 …2 …3 …4 …Reno pulls him forward off the ropes and finally breaks the hold, but not before letting loose with a vicious stomp across the back. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is smart tag team action. Keep Jake away from tagging in the fresh man and take out his wheels.
[ Reno tags back out to Scum and then they hit a double suplex on Jake Anderson. Jake Anderson is desperate to make the tag, but he’s in no man’s land against Scum. Scum slams him back first into the turnbuckles and starts to unload with heavy handed lefts and rights. He backs up and goes for a big boot in the corner, but Jake Anderson quickly moves out of the way and Scum boots the turnbuckles getting hung up!!! Jake Anderson with a quick standing drop kick following it up with short straight punch to the gut, then plants Scum with a spike DDT. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He somehow created the opening that he needs!! He now just needs to get to his corner and make the tag!!!
[ He starts to head for a tag, but Reno cuts him off illegally with a clothesline. The crowd start booing Reno, as he gets to his feet and drives an elbow into the back of the head of Jake Anderson, knocking a bit of sense out of him, then clutching Jake Anderson’s arm locking in a Fujiwara armbar. Not being the legal man, the referee forces that to be broken quickly and kicks Reno out of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just when you think that the match is about to swing into the Golden BoyZ favor, the Hooligans find a way to keep Jake from making the very needed tag.
[ Scum picks Jake Anderson up, but Jake Anderson still has a little life and flips over him and makes the hot tag to Dave Anderson, who charges in with a leaping drop kick, that knocks Scum backwards into Reno and their heads collide! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Talk about shit luck there!!! Both men’s heads just collided and I think they are both fucking out cold!!!
[ Dave Anderson drags Reno to his feet and tosses him over the top rope sending him crashing to the floor. Scum is dazed and confused as Jake and Dave nail the Last Call (Stereo Shining Wizards)!!! Scum is out as Dave has got him pinned …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Golden BoyZ!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A little bit of luck goes a long way Chris. Tonight, the wrestling Gods were smiling down on the Golden BoyZ once again.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, and unfortunately telling the Hooligans to go fuck themselves. Talk about bad timing. Those boys had Jake on the ropes for nearly ten minutes and they just couldn’t put him away!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The producers are telling me that Cindy is standing by with DDP backstage and we are about to get some breaking news regarding next weeks Adrenaline and the upcoming Undisputed ppv event in two weeks!!!
[ The show switches to the back outside of DDP’s office where Cindy Meyers and DDP are standing by. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, you asked for time to make a number of big announcements regarding next week’s Adrenaline and the upcoming PPV, Undisputed. The floor is yours.
The General Manager of the W.W.E. DDP – That’s right Cindy. First off, I want to address next weeks Adrenaline. Taking a look at the rankings as they stand right now, I have decided to put together two number one Contendership matches. The first being the Lynch Mob facing off against the Chain Gang. The second match will be Bloody Mary taking on Havok. Now, the winners of those matches will be given title opportunities at next month’s ppv event, Day of Reckoning!!!
Cindy Meyers – Is that all for next week?
The General Manager of the W.W.E. DDP – That’s correct. After talking it over with the owner of the Empire, we have decided that next week on Adrenaline we will see Chandler Hopkins defend his W.W.E. Television title against Joey Ryan.
Cindy Meyers – That’s huge news. If Ryan were to win then his match with Bulk at the ppv would be for the Television title!! But you also stated that you have news regarding this month’s ppv event?
The General Manager of the W.W.E. DDP – That’s right. On top of all the other already announced matches, Tito Escobar will defend his United States Heavyweight title against Kahagas!!! Amber Nova will defend her Women’s World title against Maria Manic!!! And finally, the Guerillas of Destiny will defend their World Tag Team titles in a rematch against the Golden BoyZ!!!
Cindy Meyers – Guys, the next two weeks are shaping up to be incredible!! Back to you.
[ The broadcast switches back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Those are some incredible matches that the W.W.E. staff have put together!!! Undisputed is stacking up to be an incredible night.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, not to mention that we still do not know who will be in the Women’s World Tag Team finals for the championship!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, it’s time for our main event of the evening!!! It’s six-man tag team action and it’s right now!!!
Chandler Hopkins ©, Tiger King and Arik Cannon vs Alexander Stone © and G.O.D. ©
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following six-man tag team match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is the reigning W.W.E. Television champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts down to the ring as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins takes his hat and vest off before walking up the ring steps and climbing in. He bounces off the ropes warming up and stretching out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The TV champion turned down Stones offer to join the Gold Standard and that pissed the champ right the fuck off. I hope Chandler knows what the fuck he’s doing!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What he did was put a big old target on his dumb ass. When Stone talks, you listen!! He should have joined.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his tag team partner. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 188 lbs., Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes nuts as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This kid got caught up at the wrong place at the wrong time and he got dragged into this mess that Hopkins caused.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Not to mention he still looks a little pissed off that he lost again last week.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their final tag team partner! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs., the Number One Contender to the Worlds Heavyweight title; “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!
[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here he is. The man that will challenge Alexander Stone for his World Heavyweight title in two weeks at Undisputed!! This guys a fighter, but he’s going to have to bring everything he’s got if he’s going to take the title off of Stone.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to tell you. Like him or hate him; Stone may very well be the best wrestler in the Empire today. The guys a five-tool superstar and now he’s got the Gold Standard to watch his back. My money is on Stone walking out of the PPV with his title well in hand.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 690 lbs. the World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone and the World Tag Team Champions Guerillas of Destiny… the Gold Standard!!!
[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Stone and G.O.D. march down to the ring and the sold-out crowd boos the shit out of them. They point to their opponents to get the hell out of the way as they climb in showing off all their gold belts!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And there they are!!! The Gold Standard are making their way to the ring all draped in gold!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just look at these guys and tell me you don’t see long lasting title reigns in their futures!!!
[ The match begins with Tiger King and Tama. The bell rings and the two men circle each other slowly in the ring. They lock up and Tama shoves Tiger King back into the ropes. Tama snickers as his opponent rushes back in to lock up again. Tama, again, shoves Tiger King back and now down to the mat. Tama raises one arm into the air as if to establish himself as the dominant force in this match. Tiger King and Tama lock up one more time with Tiger King gaining the advantage with a side headlock. Tiger King wrenches it in a few times. Tama makes a few steps towards the ropes still in the headlock and sends Tiger King into the ropes. Tiger King comes firing back as Tama lies down, Tiger King hops over him and off the opposite ropes. Tiger King is met with a shoulder tackle from Tama as he hits the deck again. Tiger King crawls over and gets a tag in to Cannon. Tama leans over and gets a tag from Tanga. The two men measure each other and then Cannon rushes Tanga with a clothesline. Tanga ducks and Cannon goes by him. Cannon turns around is met with a flurry of rights to the face by Tanga. Tanga nails Cannon with a body slam and then drops an elbow on him. The tag champs surely heard what Cannon and his boys said about them earlier in the night. Tanga tags in the World Heavyweight Champion, Alexander Stone to the pop of the sold out crowd!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here we go!!! It’s the World Champion versus the number one contender!!
[ Stone steps into the ring and picks up Cannon. Stone nails a perfect suplex and goes for the cover …1 …2 …and a kickout by Cannon. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Cannon is one tough fucker!!! It’s going to take a hell of a lot more than that to keep him down.
[ Stone smiles evilly as he gets back to his feet dragging Cannon back to his feet by his beard and drops him with a short-armed clothesline. Again, Stone goes for the cover …1 …2 … 2 ½ …and again another kickout again by Cannon. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A split second longer and this match would have been in the books!!!
[ Stone motions that it’s over as he gets back to his feet dragging Cannon back up again as well. Cannon has his back to Stone as Stone locks in a half nelson and nails the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone goes for the cover on Cannon one more time …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and Tiger King gets in the ring and breaks up the three count. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone just hit the money maker and Cannon was out fucking cold!!! Thanks to Tiger King, this match lives on!!!
[ Stone gets up in Tiger King’s face but the two do not come to blows as the referee tries to break it up and get the men separated. Cannon crawls up from behind Stone and nails him with a low blow that buckles Stones knees. The referee misses it as Tiger King rolls out of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck kind of cheap ass shot was that?!
[ Cannon drags Stone over to his corner and tags in Hopkins. Hopkins comes in and starts delivering multiple kicks to Stone’s rib cage area. Hopkins turns and tries to pump up the crowd as Stone begins to get back to his feet but Hopkins drops an elbow on the back of Stones head. Stone goes down in a heap. Hopkins bends over to get Stone back to his feet, but the World Heavyweight Champion rolls stuns Hopkins by rolling him up in a small package …1 …2 …and Hopkins kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Never mind the fucking fans!! You had Stone right where you wanted him!! You needed to stay on him!!!
[ Hopkins sits upright on the mat a little dazed from that as Stone gets back to his feet. Stone delivers a swift kick to Hopkins’s back. Hopkins’s face tells the story of the pain that blow delivered. Stone goes to pick up Hopkins when from the back, Maria Manic runs down to the ring and gets up on the ring apron. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck is she doing out here?!
[ The referee goes over to tell her to get down off the ring apron. Stone walks over behind the official ready to bitch slap her into the front row. Hopkins crawls over behind Stone and delivers a second low blow to the World Champion. Again, Stone goes down in a heap grabbing his nut sack. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Another low blow!!! I guess if you’re going to beat the Gold Standard, you have to get down and dirty with them!!!
[ Maria Manic hops off the apron, seemingly pleased with herself with the distraction that she caused. Hopkins rolls over and tags in Cannon. Cannon drops a knee right to Stone’s shoulder area. Cannon then locks in a reverse arm bar. The referee asks Stone if he wants to give, but everyone in the arena and watching at home knows the answer to that question. Stone rolls over to his stomach, but Cannon keeps it locked in. Stone crawls up to his knees as Cannon tries to keep it locked in. Stone then gets to his feet, albeit still bent over, but to his feet, he then uses his momentum to hoist Cannon up onto his shoulders and deliver a death-valley driver. Cannon goes down and lands hard as Stone falls to the mat grabbing his arm. Stone begins to crawl towards his corner as Cannon starts to regain some sense of consciousness as well. Stone is half way across the ring as Cannon comes to and gets to his feet. He reaches out to stop the World Champ, but Stone lunges and tags the hand of Tama. Tama enters the ring as Cannon backpedals. He delivers a clothesline and Cannon rolls out of the ring as Tiger King steps through the ropes to help. Tiger King is met with a big boot that sends Tiger King to the mat, hard. Hopkins hops over the top rope and nails Tama in the back, but to little or no effect. Tama turns around and nails Hopkins with a right hand. Maria Manic, again, hops up on the apron, but before the referee can get to her, Tama makes his way over towards her. Tama lunges at her, but as he does, Maria Manic hops down to the floor. She turns and faces the crowd… ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Hell no!!! You gotta be quicker than that!!!
[ …and Tama reaches down and grabs her hair and starts pulling her up towards the ring. As if right on cue, Hopkins crawls over to Tama and goes to deliver another low blow, but Tama sees him out of the corner of his eye. He lets go of Maria Manic dropping her to the floor and delivers a back kick right into Hopkins’s face. Hopkins’s nose has, again, been bloodied up. Tama goes over and tags the World Champ back in. Stone goes right to work on Hopkins by delivering a scoop slam. Stone goes for the pin …1 …2 …but yet another kickout by Hopkins. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This Hopkins kid is one tough son of a bitch!!
[ Stone picks Hopkins up and goes to send him into the ropes, but at the last second, he pulls Hopkins back towards him and delivers a neck breaker. Another cover by Stone …1 …2 …2 ½ …and another last second kickout by Hopkins. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, he may be tough; but that toughness is wearing thin!!! Stone just about had him there!! Do you realize that the Gold Standard has yet to be pinned in this match?!
[ The crowd starts to cheer as the camera pans to the stage area where the Golden BoyZ have shown up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now what the fuck are they doing out here?!
[ The two brothers start to saunter down to the ring slowly as the match continues. Stone gets back to his feet and drags his opponent over to the Guerillas of Destiny’s corner and he tags in Tanga. Tanga steps into the ring and delivers a swift kick to the stomach and Hopkins goes down to one knee. As Stone leaves the ring, his attention is finally turned to the entrance area as Jake and Dave Anderson have stopped about half way down the ramp. Stone motions for them… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone - Come on you bunch of pussies!!!
[ …and the two oblige, slowly continuing their way down to the ring. Stone’s attention seems to still be diverted as the action in the ring continues. Tanga delivers a belly to back suplex and arches it into a pin …1 …2 …2 ½ …and a kickout by Hopkins yet again. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins needs to find a way to make a tag and get the fuck out of that ring!!!
[ Sure enough, Stone still has his attention turned toward the Golden BoyZ. Jake Anderson stands in front of Dave Anderson jacking his jaws at the World Champ. Stone is trying to tell them to get the fuck out of here. In the ring, Tanga Irish whips Hopkins into the ropes, but Hopkins reverses and sends Tanga flying into the ropes where he collides with Stone who is on the apron and not watching the in-ring action. Stone goes off the apron and collides with Jake Anderson who falls back into Dave Anderson who goes crashing into the steel barricade around the ring!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone was distracted and he paid the price as he crashed and burned with the Golden BoyZ!!!
[ The referee goes over to break up the fracas outside of the ring at this point. Stone and Jake Anderson get back to their feet and at each other’s faces at this point when the Lynch Mob make run down the entrance ramp and down to the ring. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Are you fucking kidding me? Is there anyone else in the back that wants to come out here?!
[ The referee is still trying to get the Golden BoyZ and the Lynch Mob from the ring area, but a full-on brawl ensues as all four men go at it!! Back inside the ring, Tanga turns his attention from what’s going on outside and turns to find Hopkins finally getting back to his feet. Hopkins goes for a clothesline but Tanga ducks. Hopkins turns around is met with a spinning neck breaker. Hopkins is out and Tanga goes for the pin but the referee is still outside dealing with that situation though. Tama jumps down off the apron and tries to get the referee back in the ring. Tiger King jumps down into the melee as well and gets in between Tama and the referee. Tiger King nails Tama with a right and the two men start fighting outside. Tanga gets off of Hopkins and goes over to the ropes to yell at the official. Suddenly, Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the laughter of the fans!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Jesus Christ I think we hit rock bottom!!!
[ Joey Ryan walks over to the announcers table and grabs the W.W.E. Television title and then rolls into the ring. As Joey mocks Hopkins with the Television Title belt, he’s pushed out of the way by, Maria Manic who has a steel chair in hand and drills Tanga right in the head. Tanga hits the deck while the referee never saw it!! From out of nowhere, the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova hits the ring; diving in behind Maria and grabs Maria Manic by the back of her hair. Amber turns her around and nails her with the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bodies are littered in and around the ring everywhere!!! It’s pure fucking carnage!!!
[ Then, “Big Mike” Bulk storms down to the ring pissed off and rolls in behind Joey Ryan who is gyrating his dick in Hopkins face flaunting that next week he’s going to take the TV title from him!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – As if things couldn’t get any worse!!!
[ Amber rolls out of the ring as Bulk just waits for Joey to turn around, and when he eventually does; Bulk lifts him up like he was nothing and drives him into the mat with the Bulk Valley Driver (a Death Valley Driver)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey Ryan is a twisted and discombobulated mess!!!
[ The crowd pops as Joey lays on the mat spasming in pain!! Bulk pumps up the crowd and from out of nowhere the World Heavyweight Champion grabs him and nails him with the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – How the fuck did Stone pick up that four hundred- and eighty-five-pound monster let alone hit him with the fucking Stonebreaker?! My God he did he do that?!
[ The referee finally gives up on stopping the fight outside the ring and returns to the ring to see even more bedlam occurring and finally calls for the bell throwing this match out. ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – This match has been declared a no contest!!!
[ The World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone stands on the ropes showing off his World title belt as the show goes off the air… ]