Post by Mark on Apr 1, 2021 20:53:30 GMT
Live from the sold-out Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale, New York
Monday Night March 1st, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evening folks.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, last week on Adrenaline we went off the air as all fucking shit broke lose!! The Lynch Mob hit the ring. Joey Ryan showed up. Maria Manic made her appearance felt along with the Golden BoyZ. And to top all that, fucking “Big Mike” Bulk nearly drove Joey through the fucking mat with the Bulk Valley Driver!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That was incredible. But what was even more mind blowing was when the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone picked up the nearly five-hundred-pound Bulk and nailed him with the Stonebreaker. I nearly shit my pants!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s a good thing you keep an extra pair in your travel bag.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You aint fucking kidding.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now tonight, we pick up the action right where we left off as the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament resumes with semi-final action with Medusa Complex squaring off against the Canadian Ninja’s and on the other side of the bracket Twisted SisterZ takes on Caged Heat!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Four tremendously talented tag teams, but at the end of the night only two of them will punch their tickets to Undisputed to face each other. These two matches are going to be fucking awesome!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Also in action tonight, we will have the number one Contendership to the World Tag Team titles up for grabs as the Chain Gang collides with the Lynch Mob.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both of these teams are itching to get into the title picture and I’m pretty sure they will do whatever it takes to get that title shot. I would expect to see just about anything in that match tonight.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other action, we will see Bloody Mary taking on Havok for the number one Contendership for the Women’s World title!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Things got pretty nasty last week when these two women lost to Medusa Complex. An errant superkick by Havok laid Bloody Mary out and Medusa Complex scored the win. After the dust settled, Bloody Mary snapped and destroyed Havok with the Red Wedding!! Now after all that, it comes down to this. Win and you get your title shot at the next ppv. Lose and it’s back to the drawing board.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In singles action, we have what has been labeled as “The Battle of the Bastards” as STIXX goes toe to toe with Funny Bones.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, both men come into this match winless so one would think that someone is going to win tonight. What blows is that there’s always a chance that this match could get tossed out and both men end up on the losing end.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just a side note that there are only four men that remain winless in the W.W.E. and two of them go at it tonight. Let’s hope one of them beaks into the win column.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’ve got my fingers crossed for both of them.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We also have men’s tag team action as Los Vipers look to build off their win huge last week against Caristico and Kahagas as they go up against the winless Hooligans.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’ll be honest, I really thought that the Hooligans were going to beat the Golden BoyZ last week. If it wasn’t for those two guys bumping head’s they could have easily won that match. I’m going out on a limb and I’m picking the Hooligans in an upset.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And in our main event. The W.W.E. Television title will be on the line as Chandler Hopkins defends his title against, dare I say it; Joey Ryan.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You know what fucking kills me? It’s the fact that Joey Ryan, if he wins tonight; will have to defend that title at the PPV inside a steel cage against Bulk!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What this jackass win tonight!!! Anyway folks, it’s time for Women’s tag team action as we kick off the semi-finals of the Women’s Tag Team title tournament. Let’s go to the ring!!!
Semi-final match in the Women’s World Tag Team Tournament
Wicked SisterZ vs Caged Heat
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall and it is a semi-final match in the Women’s Tag Team Title Tournament!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 269 lbs., Twisted SisterZ!!
[ The crowd goes wild as “Unstoppable” by KatDeluna rocks the arena as Thunder Rosa and Holidead rush the ring diving under the bottom rope and posing for their fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Thunder Rosa and Holidead looked very impressive last week in their win over Gabby Jetson and Christina Darling.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, they did; but that doesn’t take much. And talking about Christina Darling, what the hell kind of transformation is she going through at the hands of Reverend Azazel and will that turn into wins for her?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caged Heat are a couple of tough women trained while they were in prison. They are brawlers with a sprinkle of mat training.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let’s just say the Wicked SisterZ came out to the stage at the wrong time and it distracted the Woke Queens. Caged Heat took advantage of that distraction and scored the win. Next time, the Woke Queens will be ready.
[ It’s Delta and Holidead to start things off. Delta comes right at Holidead as Holidead catches her around the waist for an overhead release belly-to-belly suplex! Holidead watches Delta crash to the canvas, before yanking her up by the hair and throwing her back first into the turnbuckles. Holidead begins unloading with her patented shoulder thrusts in the corner, weakening Delta's midsection. Holidead continues to ram those shoulders into the gut of Delta, but eventually Delta fires back with a straight right hand. She then does a knee lift to Holidead and it's just enough to stagger her. Delta charges out of the corner, trying to clothesline Holidead, but Holidead just catches her and slams her back into the turnbuckles. Another big shoulder to the gut. Holidead tags out to Thunder Rosa, who slides in and gives Delta a few shoulders to the gut of her own. Thunder Rosa reaches back with a big smashing blow to the face. She spits into her hand and delivers another hook right to the chin of Delta before pulling Delta up over the hip and sending her sprawling into the center of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Delta is in trouble and she knows it. She needs to tag out and get her fresh partner in.
[ She crawls over to Loca, who reluctantly tags in. Thunder Rosa goes right at Loca, hammering away at her. She goes to apply an abdominal stretch on Loca, but Loca hip tosses her over. Loca then delivers a hard right, followed by a boot to the side of the head. She lifts Thunder Rosa up into a twisting back suplex and slings Thunder Rosa to the canvas. She pulls down one of her knee pads and delivers a vicious knee across the chest. She drops down, throttling Thunder Rosa until Holidead comes in to break it up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is Caged Heat’s style Mike. They are going to pound on you until you can’t take it anymore.
[ Loca and Holidead begin exchanging blows. The referee steps in between them and nearly catches one in the face. Meanwhile, Delta pulls out a pair of brass knuckles from her tights. She waits for Thunder Rosa to stand up and blasts her in the head!!! The referee never saw it as Thunder Rosa goes down in a heap. Loca rushes over with the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …Holidead dives in with the save!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caged Heat tried to steal the win by using those brass knuckles, but thanks to Holidead the Twisted SisterZ are still alive in this match!!!
[ Loca drags Thunder Rosa to her feet by her hair and sends her into the ropes. Thunder Rosa is still limp after that brass knuckle shot and Loca catches her, tossing her head over ass with a massive snap dragon suplex! Loca goes for the cover …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Holidead makes the save by dragging Thunder Rosa out of the ring! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Smart thinking by Holidead to not only save Thunder Rosa from getting pinned, but to also giver her team some time to collect themselves!! Ever since that shot with the brass knuckles, it’s been all Caged Heat!!
[ Suddenly, the crowd pops to the music of “See your hands” by Viceversah. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What? That’s the Woke Queens entrance music!!
[ The referee starts the ten count as the Twisted SisterZ start to walk up the ramp to intercept the Woke Queens!!! Suddenly, from the crowd; the Woke Queens dive into the ring and destroy Caged Heat with tandem Superkicks!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Woke Queens just decimated Caged Heat!!!
[ The Woke Queens wave at Twisted SisterZ as the referee calls for the bell!!! Twisted SisterZ dive back into the ring trying to get at Woke Queens, but they escape back through the crowd where they came from to the dismay of the Twisted SisterZ!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, Caged Heat!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I can’t believe what we just watched!! The Woke Queens just helped Caged Heat to advance to the finals in the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Helped them? I wouldn’t go that far Mike. I think that this was payback for last week when Twisted SisterZ showed their faces in the Woke Queens match. I think that Caged Heat was in the wrong place at the wrong time!!! Let’s go to the back as Cindy is standing by with the World Tag Team champions the Guerillas of Destiny!!!
[ The show switches to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with the World Tag Team Champions Guerillas of Destiny. ]
Cindy Meyers – Gentlemen, last week General Manager DDP announced that at Undisputed next week live on PPV you will face the Golden BoyZ once again for your World Tag Team titles.
Tama Tanga – Let me tell you something Cindy… no, let me tell everyone out there listening; we are the World Tag Team Champions for a reason. This aint no show. We don’t do this for entertainment like some federations do. No, we go into each and every match like we were going to war. We won these straps and we plan on keeping them until death do us part!!!
Tanga Loa – That’s right. Golden BoyZ, you thought our last match was brutal; you aint experienced nothing yet. That was just a warmup to what is about to come at you!! Now that we are the World Tag Team champions, there aint nothing and nobody gonna change that!!!
Cindy Meyers – Interesting that you said that because later tonight we will see just who will stand in your path at next month’s ppv event. It could be the Lynch Mob or it may very well be the Chain Gang.
Tanga Loa – You think it matters who the suits line up in front of us? One by one, they will all go down; victims of the Guerillas of Destiny!!! Stand in our way, and we will go through you!!!
Tama Tanga – This aint your grandpa’s wrestling… this is war!!!
[ The show flashes back to ringside where Mike and Chris are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Harsh words by the Tag Team Champions as they face off against the Golden BoyZ at the ppv.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You know what frightens the hell out of me? Those guys mean it. They are going to climb into that ring each and every time and treat it like they are going to war. I have a feeling that when their title reign is over, there’s going to be dozens of bodies left broken and beaten behind them.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well said. It’s time for the “Battle of the Bastards”!! Let’s go back to the ring for singles action!!!
The Battle of the Bastards
STIXX vs Funny Bones
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 lbs., “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at Cannon. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, Funny Bones has been in some great matches; but he just hasn’t hit his mark yet. This may be his breakout night.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – His four losses came at the hands of Cannon, Escobar, Kahagas and Hopkins. Those are four major players right now in the federation. Granted he lost all four, but he fought tooth and nail with all of them.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 235 lbs., STIXX!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring without his clown mask that is still in the possession of Tito Escobar. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here comes the big man STIXX. He too boasts an oh and four record and he too hopes to break that streak tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He’s also lost to Hopkins and Tito Escobar, but what strikes me odd is that he also lost to Drago and even Raven Horse just last week. The caliber of talent that he lost too compared to Funny Bones isn’t the same. He’s going to have to up his game tonight or he could be looking at a very short career here in the W.W.E.!!!
[ The bell rings and STIXX immediately goes right after Funny Bones as the referee has to get the hell out of the way. Both men are exchanging furious shots on one another. STIXX pounds Funny Bones into the corner and then gives him a few brutal knee lifts in the turnbuckles, smashing Funny Bones backwards. STIXX reaches down with one arm, choking the life out of Funny Bones and smirking as if he seems to be enjoying torturing the much smaller man. STIXX continues to choke Funny Bones until the referee steps in to break it up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – STIXX is taking the fight right at Funny Bones!! Neither man can afford another loss.
[ STIXX is reluctant to break, but finally does. As soon as he releases his death grip on Funny Bones, Funny Bones fires back with rapid-fire shots to the chest of STIXX. STIXX just seems to shake them off and hoists Funny Bones up and overhead, tossing him halfway across the ring with a one-armed hip toss. Funny Bones is quickly back up, but STIXX big boots him right back down. STIXX then sits down on him with a violent variation of the camel clutch. Using his massive arms and body to crush Funny Bones beneath him. Funny Bones Funny Bones just barely is able to reach out and get his fingers on the bottom rope. That’s good enough for a break, but the referee has a hard time getting STIXX to break again. STIXX reluctantly releases his hold. STIXX lifts Funny Bones up into a quick and rather brutal STIXX Shift Driver (Full Nelson Snap Suplex)!!! STIXX hooks the leg and Funny Bones kicks out just in time! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – STIXX just folded Funny Bones up like a pretzel with that STIXX Shift Driver finisher, but somehow Funny Bones found the strength to kick out!!!
[ Funny Bones literally crawls out of the pin and rolls to his feet. Funny Bones is vertical before STIXX is and by the time STIXX realizes what’s going on, Funny Bones is dropkicking him in the face from the seated position. STIXX still isn’t up on his feet and now Funny Bones is towering over him, hammering down with all his momentum on repeated rights and lefts to the top of STIXX’s head. STIXX tries to fight to his feet, but Funny Bones is keeping him in that seated position with a variety of punches. Finally, STIXX is up, but Funny Bones hops on his back with a sleeper hold. STIXX fights backwards, ramming Funny Bones into the corner. He turns around, but Funny Bones leaps up to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a devil may care twisting somersault move, causing STIXX to crash to the canvas. Funny Bones then climbs right back up, this time to the top rope. STIXX is up and Funny Bones leaps off, double axe handle, but no; STIXX gets him around the throat but Funny Bones kicks him between the legs, but the referee was out of position to see it! STIXX doubles over in pain as Funny Bones nails him with the Demon Driver (the One-Winged Angel)!!! STIXX’s is out as Funny Bones rolls him up for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Funny Bones!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s a nice win for Funny Bones, but that low blow neutralized the power game of STIXX. Funny Bones picks up his first win and moves on to the pay window!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – STIXX, that poor fucker losses another match!! This guy can’t catch a break!! Let’s go to the back as Cindy is with Los Vipers and the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar!!!
[ Thew show moves to the backstage area where we see Cindy Meyers standing by with Los Vipers and the Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar. ]
Cindy Meyers – Gentlemen, congratulations on your first tag team victory last week over Kahagas and Caristico. Looking ahead to tonight’s match, are you ready for the Hooligans after their impressive showing against the Golden BoyZ?
[ Escobar chuckles at that comment. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Impressive Cindy? They lost like two Mexican clowns in a Bull fight!! They weren’t impressive, they were a joke. They don’t deserve to be in the same ring as Los Vipers!!!
Cindy Meyers – OK, changing gears here for a minute; it will be four weeks since you won the United States Heavyweight title…
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Mexican Heavyweight title.
Cindy Meyers - …and you have yet to step foot back in the ring. Aren’t you afraid of ring rust going into such a high-profile match against Kahagas?
[ Again Tito laughs at her comments. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Look at me Cindy.
[ And she looks at him. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – No really look at me. Do I look like I am afraid? Look at me. Look at my chiseled physique. My arms. My legs. My ab’s. I am perfection!! I have been sculpted by the Gods themselves. I fear no man, especially not Kahagas. And as for being out of action for a month, I don’t need to wrestle week in and week out to be at the top of my game. I am always at my best, Mamacita.
[ Tito blows Cindy a kiss before walking off the set followed by his two thugs Los Vipers. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tito Escobar oozes confidence Chris. You have to wonder if he’s taking Kahagas a bit too lightly.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can tell you from experience, and I am sure you can too; that the longer you are away from the ring the stiffer you get and the less muscle memory you have. Yeah, you may be working out lifting weights. But there is no substitute for good old fashion wrestling.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well you know Kahagas won’t be taking Tito lightly, and I would be willing to bet he’s got a contingency plan on how to deal with Los Vipers too. Let’s go back to the ring for our second Women’s World Tag Team semi-final match!!
Semi-final match in the Women’s World Tag Team Tournament
Medusa Complex vs Canadian Ninja’s
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall and it is a semi-final match in the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 313 lbs, Canadian Ninja’s!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts as “I like it heavy” by Halestorm rocks the building as Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews, better known as the Canadian Ninja’s walk down to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I would love to pump these two women up, but last week wasn’t exactly the toughest draw they could have gotten. The Exiles are an upstart team that needs a bit more seasoning.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree that so say that winning last week against the Exiles was pretty much expected. This week though they are going to have to bring their “A” game because if they don’t; then Medusa Complex is not just going to beat you, they will embarrass you.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 234 lbs., Medusa Complex!!
[ “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie rocks the arena as the fans cheer on the very popular Medusa Complex. The two women make their way to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Medusa Complex comes in after a very impressive showing against Havok and Bloody Mary. All four women fought tooth and nail and if it wasn’t for that wild Super Kick by Havok, Medusa Complex may have been eliminated from the tournament.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Imagine that. One misguided kick eliminated Bloody Mary and Havok, but it also set them on a collision course for tonight’s number one contenders match for Amber Nova’s title!!! How the wrestling Gods can be cruel.
[ Matthews starts things off with Evans. Evans shoots out grabbing the leg of Matthews, but Matthews lifts her knee and bashes her in the face. Matthews sends Evans into the ropes catching her with a jumping high knee. Matthews then turns Evans over and wedges another knee into her ribs and pulls back on an arm and a leg of Evans in a unique submission move that's essentially like a torture rack to the abdomen. Evans doesn't have the advantage at the moment as Matthews pulls her into her knee harder and harder. Evans finally reaches over herself with her free arm and yanks Matthews right under the armpit flipping her over into a quick Oklahoma roll pinning predicament …1 …2 …and Matthews rolls it over and releases her submission. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice counter to that submission move by Evans.
[ Evans is quickly to her feet, but Matthews kicks her in the gut and sends her off the ropes with a textbook dropkick. She lifts Evans up again, but Evans nails Matthews with a European uppercut. Evans sends Matthews off the ropes with a dropkick of her own! Evans is quickly to her feet, waiting for Matthews to stand and as Matthews does, she attempts a kick, but Evans catches it and spins it around into a Japanese style dragon screw leg whip. Evans hoists Matthews up and blasts her with another European uppercut, knocking Matthews into the corner. She lifts her up and places her on the top turnbuckle. Matthews fights back, but Evans gets up to the ropes and lifts her up and overhead with a top rope superplex! They crash down onto the canvas hard and that takes a step or two out of both women. Evans is up first and she applies a Dragon Sleeper on Matthews. The referee checks in, but Perez comes in from behind and cracks Evans in the spinal cord with a vicious kick. The referee forces Perez out of the ring, but the damage is done as both Evans and Matthews lay on the mat. Matthews is up first and she waits for Evans to get to her feet and then shoots out a superkick! That rocks Evans and Matthews is all over her with a quick lateral press …1 …2 …and a kick-out by Evans!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That superkick by Matthews nearly took Evans’ head clean off her shoulders!!
[ Evans gets to her feet and Matthews goes to Irish whip her, but Evans reverses and then does a running Japanese style dropkick to her chest. She goes behind Matthews and nails her with a German suplex! Evans climbs to the top rope and attempts a moonsault, but nobody is home as Matthews moves out of the way! Matthews catches her breath in the corner, as Evans slowly pulls herself up in the opposite corner. Matthews charges in, with a splash in the corner on Evans! Matthews then tags out to Perez who grabs Evans into a float over suplex! Perez realizes that this is a great opportunity for her team and begins unloading with some of his various kicks to the stomach and back of Evans. Perez then mounts her and begins raining down punches from top position. The referee checks to see if they're legal open hand blows and they are. Evans starts to fight back, trying to escape but finds herself caught in a guillotine choke! Evans is in trouble. The referee asks her if she wants to submit, and just as Evans is about to tap out, McKenzie comes sling-shotting over the top rope, crashing down onto Perez to break the hold. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Perez had Evans locked in with choke hold and she was just about to tap out when from out of fucking nowhere McKenzie saves the day!!!
[ Evans springboards off the ropes nailing Perez with a snap huricanrana!!! Evans dives into the corner tagging in McKenzie. McKenzie rushes into the ring and grabs a side headlock on Perez. She wrenches it on tight, but Perez lifts her up into a back suplex but McKenzie flips around landing on her feet behind Perez! Perez turns around into a double chop to the chest, followed by a springboard into a crossbody for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …but no, Matthews with the last minute save! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both teams are pulling out all the fucking stops to earn them a shot at Caged Heat at the ppv. This is fucking amazing!!!
[ Perez gets back up to her feet, as Matthews hammers away at McKenzie. But McKenzie drops low, spinning an arm drag that causes Matthews to go flying. Perez charges at McKenzie, but McKenzie leaps up with a dropkick to the chest that connects with authority! She grabs Perez up for a suplex, but no, Perez counters, pulling her leg out from under her and hooking McKenzie into a cradle mount. Perez lands a few punches inside and McKenzie ties her up to avoid any more of those shots. But Perez again gets a solid shot to the gut and starts to convert the hold into a cross-face submission, but McKenzie frantically gets to the ropes forcing a break. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Great ring awareness by McKenzie to get to the ropes to break that attempted cross-face!!! That could have spelled disaster for McKenzie!!!
[ Perez quickly lands a pair of knees and then a few elbows before scooping McKenzie up and dropping her with a solid slam. She moves around and takes McKenzie's back and is looking for the rear-naked choke. Evans comes into the ring and kicks Perez Soccer style in the back to break it up. Perez gets up to confront Evans, but the referee forces her out. Perez hauls McKenzie to the top rope and as she's about to drop McKenzie, McKenzie escapes and is perched on the top rope. Perez can't believe how quick her two opponents are. She turns around, and is nailed with a top rope missile dropkick! McKenzie rolls her up and covers her …1 …2 …and Matthews comes in to break the count, but Evans cuts her off with a spear …2 7/8 …and Perez frantically kicks out! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What fucking incredible action!!! Matthews tried to break the count, but that little fireball Evans nailed her with the Spear knocking her on her ass!!!
[ Matthews charges at Evans, but Evans pulls down the top rope and Matthews goes spilling to the floor outside. There's a tag between Evans and McKenzie and then McKenzie lifts Perez up and they nail the Petrification (Millie does Suplex and Charli does Super kick)!!! Evans flips Perez over into the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Medusa Complex!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an amazing match!!! Medusa Complex now advances to the ppv to face Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “Do it yourself” rocks the arena and their ppv opponents Caged Heat marches down to the ring. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It looks like Caged Heat is not waiting for the ppv!!!
[ More referee’s flood the ring as Caged Heat and Medusa Complex face off in the center of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a fucking fight this is going to be. We now have the match set!! It’s going to be Medusa Complex taking on Caged Heat for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Undisputed is setting up to be an incredible night Mike!! I’m hearing we have something going on backstage. Let’s look in to see what the hell is going on.
[ The cameras pan to the back where Cindy Meyers caught up with the Woke Queens as they are rushing to leave the building. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, hold on!! What was that about out there? Why did you attack the Wicked SisterZ like that?
Valkyrie – It’s simple Cindy. It’s called an eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth. Payback’s a bitch.
[ And Valkyrie looks right in the camera. ]
Valkyrie – You two bitches came out and cost us our match last week, so we decided to repay you the favor this week. Consider us even!!!
Debbie Kietel – But if you two feel the need to get back at us, next time at least do it to our faces!!! Let’s get out of here.
[ And the Woke Queens throw their gear in their car and speed off away from the arena. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Payback’s a bitch and she’s named the Woke Queens.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Trust me when I tell you that the Wicked SisterZ will want payback for what happened tonight. The Woke Queens just woke up a sleeping giant in Thunder Rosa and Holidead!! Let’s go back to the ring for more tag team action.
Los Vipers vs The Hooligans
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 462 lbs., the Hooligans!
[ The crowd doesn’t know whether to boo or cheer these two odd individuals as “We are Scum” by Reno and Scum blares across the arena as the tag team duo of Reno and Scum make their way down to the ring and climb in, pacing around waiting for their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Hooligans come into this match winless being defeated by the likes of G.O.D., the Blood Carnival and the Golden BoyZ.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It may sound bad and yes; they may be the only winless team on the tag team roster; but I’m telling you… they are going to win tonight!!! There’s no fucking way Los Vipers win two in a row!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being and accompanied by the Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar, weighing in at a combined weight of 388 lbs., Los Vipers!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares across the arena as the Mexican sensations Santos and Pedro Supremo of Los Vipers make their way out onto the stage followed by Tito Escobar. The walk down the rampway before diving into the ring under the bottom rope eyeing their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Los Vipers also have tasted defeat at the hands of the Lynch Mob and the Chain Gang, two teams we will see later tonight. But what cannot be denied is that they picked up a win last week against Kahagas and Caristico under the leadership of the Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m pretty sure that Tito Escobar used that belt to hit Caristico in the head knocking him out.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It wasn’t pretty, but they got the win. Hey, we are being joined by the United States champion
[ And Tito Escobar grabs a headset and sits down next to Chris and Mike. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Welcome to the broadcast table champ. This is an unexpected visit.
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – I didn’t know that the Mexican Heavyweight Champion needed an invitation!!
[ The referee calls for the bell and almost immediately we're treated to a four-person melee. Reno and Scum hit a double back elbow on Santos, but then turn around to Pedro who comes flying through the air with a diving clothesline on both men! Santos is up in a flash and he and Pedro start stomping away on Reno. They scoop Reno up into a quick double snap suplex! Scum comes charging in, but Santos seems to be directing traffic and gets Pedro to go high, while he goes low and they nail a leg sweep drop kick! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This match is getting off to a crazy fucking start!!!
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – There’s no way these two backyard wrestlers are going to beat my highly trained boys.
[ The referee tries to regain control, forcing a member of each team to leave the ring. Pedro is now in the ring with Scum. Pedro scoops Scum up and executes a perfect body slam. Pedro picks Scum up and goes for a suplex, but Scum rakes his face and then runs him backwards into the turnbuckles. Scum with a few rabbit punches to the midsection and then he tags out to Reno. Reno hops into the ring and immediately drills his opponent up under the chin with a massive European uppercut. He follows that up with a kick to the chest and then a back kick in the gut. He grabs Pedro by the head and runs him into the middle of the ring with a bulldog. Reno with a double chop to the neck of Pedro. He picks Pedro up and throws him back into the turnbuckles. He charges in for the corner going for a high knee, but Pedro catches him mid move and spine buster slams him on his back. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a massive spine buster slam by Pedro!!! That would have made Arn Anderson fucking proud!!!
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – What an idiot. Did you see that? Reno telegraphed that move from a mile away!! Idiot!!
[ Pedro crawls over and tags in Santos who charges in with his running boot right to the face of Reno. He scoops Reno up and drops him neck first across the top rope. Now he runs Reno's face across the top ropes. Santos begins choking Reno across the top rope. Scum has seen enough and comes in to break it up, but Santos kicks him in the midsection, DDT on Scum! Santos and Pedro communicate and they nail Reno with the Snake Bite (Supremo sit-down powerbomb followed by Santos with a leg drop off the top rope across his opponent’s throat) that drives Reno down into the canvas with authority and Santos covers …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Scum with the save! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Scum just saved Reno with a split second to spare!! The Hooligans live on!!!
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – The Snake Bite is one of the most devastating moves in tag team wrestling today!! Reno got lucky to get saved there.
[ The referee forces Pedro out of the ring as Santos and Scum start exchanging blows in the center of the ring. Suddenly, the crowd goes nuts as Kahagas jumps the guardrail and attacks Tito Escobar as he rains down heavy blows on the United States Heavyweight Champions head!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas has fucking snapped!!! He’s taking it to the champ!!!
[ Kahagas takes Tito and drives him into the steel ring post!!! Tito stumbles toward Kahagas who grabs Tito and launches him into the announcers table with a snap dragon suplex!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit!!! Kahagas is trying to kill Tito!!!
[ Pedro jumps down on the floor and tries to pull Kahagas off of Tito. Kahagas turns toward Pedro and sprays red mist right in Pedro’s face that blinds him!!! Back in the ring, the Hooligans set Santos up and nail him with the Scum City Driver (Slingshot into a Death Valley Driver)!!! Scum rolls up Santos as the referee slaps his hand on the canvas …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Hooligans!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Hooligans did it!! They have won their first match here in the Empire!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This has been a crazy fucking night!! Kahagas just drew the line in the sand with Tito Escobar!! The United States Heavyweight title match at the ppv is going to be fucking crazy!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m getting word that Cindy is standing by with Chandler Hopkins. Let’s go back and hear what the TV champ has to say.
[ The show cuts to the back where we see Cindy Meyers walking into the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins dressing room. ]
Cindy Meyers – Chandler, can I ask you a few questions?
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Sure thing. I’m just glad I got my pants on before you walked in like that.
[ Cindy starts to blush at the thought. ]
Cindy Meyers – Last week on Adrenaline, well it didn’t go as planned for your team did it?
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Now that’s an understatement. Cindy, me and the boys studied tape and trained hard for that six-man tag team match. We planned for anything that could have happened. Well, anything except the entire backstage area coming out to the ring and interfering in our match.
Cindy Meyers – Yes, it was quite chaotic.
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Chaotic? Now that’s a great choice of words. You wanna know why I think that’s such a great way to describe what happened last week? Because I think our World Champion loves chaos. To pull peoples strings until they are so pissed off that they can’t see straight. All it takes is someone to strike the match and light the fuse and boom, all hell breaks loose. And that’s when mistakes happen. You let your guard down for a split second and they pounce on you like the pack of wild dogs that they are.
Cindy Meyers – Moving on to your match tonight…
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Moving on? Who says that I’m moving on to anything? Joey Ryan, I’ll deal with his ass tonight, but as far as Alexander Stone is concerned; our fight has just begun.
[ And Chandler looks dead in the camera. ]
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – If there’s a single thing that last week taught me was that I can hang with the best in this company. That you and your supposed Gold Standard, well you guys are so bad ass after all. So, this is what I propose “Champ”. You and me. Anytime… anywhere… title for title. I’m not afraid of you. Come fight me champ!!!
[ And Hopkins storms out of his dressing room as the cameras pan back to Mike and Chris at the announcers desk. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I get it. Hopkins is upset that the match ended the way it did. But to toss out that challenge like that is insane. Do I think he can beat Stone? Sure, anyone’s got as punchers chance. But he’s asking to get his ass kicked. Who the fuck does that?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The kid’s trying to prove to the world that he can hang with the best in the business. I get what he’s trying to do and I commend him for that. It’s just dumb that he’s calling out probably the best wrestler the Empire has seen since Tank ran the place.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of big time matches, it’s time for our number one contender match between Havok and Bloody Mary!!! This should be a great one!!!
#1 Contenders match for the Women’s World title
Havok vs Bloody Mary
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the number one Contendership to the Women’s World title!!!! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 264 lbs., Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring without the Golden BoyZ. ]
[ Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring knowing that this is one of the biggest matches of her career. A chorus of boos ring down on her as she soaks it all in waiting on her partner. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Havok enters this match with a two and one record with the only loss coming at the hands of Amber Nova at last month’s Crossfire PPV.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I am sure Havok wants to get back into title contention. She was so close the last time she fought for the title that she can taste it. The only person standing in her way, her former tag team partner; Bloody Mary.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 150 lbs., Bloody Mary!
[ “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson rocks the arena as the Bloody Mary walks down to the ring alone. The crowd can’t stand her as they boo the shit out of her. Reaching the ring, she dives under the bottom rope and taunts the crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bloody Mary comes in to tonight’s match with a one and one record. She has a victory over the current number one contender Maria Manic and her only loss came to the current Women’s World Champion Amber Nova.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both women are at the top of their game right now and both women have every right to be the next number one contender. In my opinion, I think Havok is moving on to the next ppv in a rematch of Crossfire.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So what you’re saying is not only will Havok win tonight, but Amber will also defeat Maria at the ppv to set up that epic rematch?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, I guess I did say that. Hey, what this?
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova struts out showing off her well chiseled body and she flaunts herself as she walks down to the ringside area and sits at the broadcast table next to Mike and Chris. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber, welcome to the broadcast table. I take it your out here to scout your competition if you defeat Maria Manic at this Sundays PPV?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Very good Einstein. You must be the brains of the group. And will you please tell your buddy over here to stop gawking at me?
[ And she rolls her eyes at Chris Simmons. The bell rings and Bloody Mary vs immediately charges Havok, surprising her with a clothesline that sends her falling to the mat. Bloody Mary pounces on Havok and grabs a handful of her hair, repeatedly slamming the back of her head into the mat. The referee tries to admonish Bloody Mary but she ignores him. Bloody Mary drives the back of her knee into the head of Havok and then drops down with her legs across the throat of Havok, snaking them around and choking her with a leg scissor hold. Bloody Mary’s got Havok in quite the predicament, but Havok shows off her own prowess inside the squared circle and manages to reach the bottom rope. The referee forces Bloody Mary to release the hold. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Smart move by Havok getting to the bottom rope to break the hold. Amber, are you looking past Maria Manic to what could be your next opponent?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You’re an idiot Chris. Everyone knows that Maria Manic is lucky to be in the ppv match with me next Sunday. Am I looking past her? How can I look past someone I don’t take seriously?
[ Bloody Mary releases her leg scissors, but it's cut off a lot of the wind from Havok. With Havok momentarily dazed, Bloody Mary then drags her to her feet and backs her against the ropes, lashing out with a karate kick to the stomach that doubles her over. Another big spinning kick to the ribs from the champion. Bloody Mary has educated feet and knows how to put them to work. Bloody Mary does a third kick to Havok and it seems as though she's going to coast right along to another successful title defense. Bloody Mary hauls Havok up to her feet and then whips Havok to the opposite side but Havok reverses sending Bloody Mary to the ropes. As Bloody Mary rebounds, Havok lifts her, twirling her in the air, and then dropping her back first across her knee before roughly depositing her to the mat. Bloody Mary winces in pain, clutching her back. Havok offers no reprieve and instead leaps on her and begins to attack her with a series of punches to the face. The referee warns Havok about the closed fists and she ends her assault before wrapping her hands around Bloody Mary's throat with a blatant choke. The referee begins a count for Havok to break. The referee is counting and as he reaches four, Havok releases the choke before re-applying it! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Havok is using her hundred- and fifty-pound weight advantage against Bloody Mary. Would you prefer to face Havok or Bloody Mary if you win on Sunday?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – If I win on Sunday? Have you been sharing the Kool-Aid with Chris over here? If I win? Of course, I am going to win? There’s no way in hell that trailer park whore Maria Manic can beat me? She doesn’t have an ounce of talent in her whole body compared to me!!
[ If Bloody Mary wanted to play dirty, then Havok was going to show her that she was more than willing to give her a taste of her own medicine. The referee begins a second count and Havok again releases before four. The referee starts giving Havok quite the earful about those chokes, but Havok doesn't listen to a word of it and applies a third choke! The referee immediately calls for a break and Havok obliges. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Havok is pushing her luck with the referee. She doesn’t want to get disqualified and loose her shot at the Women’s World title.
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Both of you idiots talk like either of these women actually have a shot against me. Look at me and look at those two in the ring and tell me they stand a chance against me!! This match is a joke!!
[ This time, Havok rises, bringing Bloody Mary with her. Havok tosses Bloody Mary into the nearest corner and proceeds to attack her midsection with a series of kicks, stomping a mudhole in Bloody Mary. The referee forces Havok out of the corner and again admonishes her for her behavior. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It's clear that there is no love lost here between these two women, but let’s get back to the big question you have yet to answer. If you had to pick one, which woman would you rather face?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – I would rather face… neither!!! Neither of these women deserve to be in the same ring with me and neither of these women deserve to challenge me for my Women’s World title!! I beat Havok once already!!! I’m done with her fat ass!! Bloody Mary got her ass bounced from the tournament, so she doesn’t deserve a match with me either!!!
[ As Havok starts to come back in the corner to grab Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary spins a heel kick right to the face of Havok that nearly knocks her out! Havok is seeing stars and eats a few more kicks to the head before stumbling into the corner. Unable to protect herself from Bloody Mary's onslaught, Havok slumps to her bottom in the corner. Bloody Mary backs back and then charges, dropping down low with a drop kick to the face of Havok! Bloody Mary is all smirks and does a little butt bump to the face of Havok in the corner. Bloody Mary then drags Havok from the corner and delivers a snap suplex before covering her, hooking the leg. The referee is there …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Havok barely kicks out in time!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bloody Mary is taking it right at Havok using her quickness to her advantage!!!
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – She’s quicker than Havok who needs to drop a hundred pounds in my opinion. I think her ass actually fatter than what it was in our match at Crossfire.
[ Bloody Mary arrogantly parades around the ring, pointing to the Women’s World Champion at ringside telling her that she’s coming for the belt. Bloody Mary grabs Havok by the hair and throws her into the ropes, but as she charges at Havok, Havok catches Bloody Mary into a spinning side slam! Havok hooks the leg …1 …2 …and Bloody Mary is able to kick out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s the power of Havok that Bloody Mary has tried to avoid this entire match!!
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Just think how much better Havok would be if she dropped a hundred pounds!!! Not to mention she might live longer.
[ Havok drags Bloody Mary up and lifts her up overhead, hoping to do some sort of powerbomb move, but Bloody Mary is able to huricanrana her over into a pin …1 …2 …and Havok gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Havok is having a big issue with Bloody Mary’s quickness tonight!!!
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – She must have watched my match with Havok at the ppv and learned something from the best in the business!!!
[ Bloody Mary waits to strike as Havok stumbles to her feet and she nails her with a spinning heel kick into her head and pins her again …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Havok again gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – How much more can Havok take?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – She’s one tough bitch, and too fucking dumb to realize that she’s outmatched!!!
[ Havok kicks out and tries to catch a breather but she's immediately brought back to her feet by Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary whips Havok to the ropes and delivers a drop toe hold, sending Havok smashing face first into the canvas. Bloody Mary delivers a few kicks to the ribs before transitioning into an STF! Havok winces in pain as she finds herself trapped in the submission hold. The referee asks whether she wishes to submit and she responds by shaking her head. Her answer only serves to motivate Bloody Mary as she yanks back on the hold, drawing a cry of pain from Havok. Havok begins to crawl her way towards the ropes, moving slowly as she is bringing Bloody Mary along with her. She claws and claws before finally getting close enough to grasp a handful of the bottom rope. The referee tells Bloody Mary that she has to release the hold and she does so, albeit rather reluctantly. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Havok crawled across the ring to get to the ropes in a desperate attempt to get out of that STF!!!
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Maybe if she was as smart as me, and as talented as me; then she never would have been in that position to start with. But we all know she’s just another dumb bitch taking up space in the women’s division.
[ Bloody Mary wastes no time though in leaping to her feet and immediately stomping the downed Havok across the back. Bloody Mary throws Havok into the buckles and charges in, but Havok moves out of the way! Bloody Mary hits the buckles chest first. Havok grabs Bloody Mary and drops her down. Havok climbs up to the top rope going for a Frog Splash, but instead lands right on the knees of Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary picks her up and drives her into the mat with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary rolls Havok up for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Bloody Mary!!!
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Excuse me boys, I have business to attend to in the ring.
[ And Amber drops down her headset and struts into the ring. Bloody Mary watches her as Amber steps through the ropes and starts to jaw jack with her in the middle of the ring showing off her Women’s World title!! The crowd goes wild as “The Maneater” Maria Manic comes through the crowd and slides into the ring right behind Amber. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber’s got no clue that Maria Manic is standing right behind her!!!
[ Bloody Mary smiles at Amber as she points behind her. Amber’s face goes straight now that she knows she’s been set up. She slowly turns around and comes face to face with Maria Manic. Before Amber can move, Maria picks her up and drives her to the mat with the Maneater (a fireman’s carry into a swinging neck-breaker)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is insane!!! Maria Manic just laid out the Women’s World champion!!!
[ Bloody Mary picks up the Women’s World title and Maria glares at her telling her… ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Don’t get comfortable with that!!! That belts coming home with me at Undisputed!!!
[ Bloody Mary smiles at Maria, then lays her out with a belt shot across the head!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We’ve got bodies all over the ring!!! Maria Manic, Amber Nova and Havok are all out at the feet of Bloody Mary!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Our camera crew has caught up with Tito Escobar and Los Vipers backstage. Let’s head to the back and see what’s going on.
[ The cameras go to the back where we see the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar holding an ice pack to the back of his neck while Pedro is sitting there wiping the red mist from his face that Kahagas unceremoniously spit at him. Tito sees the cameraman and gets up tossing the ice pack aside. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Kahagas, you had to do it didn’t you? You had to stick your nose in my business! You couldn’t just wait until the ppv to get the ass kicking that you deserve!! This was never about you!!! This was always about Caristico and the mask that he wears that belongs to me!! But that’s fine. You want the spotlight to shine on you, you got it.
[ And Tito leans in close to the camera with a wicked smile adjusting his Mexican Heavyweight title on his shoulder. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – You want a shot at this, the stacks just got higher. It’s going to be you and me in a steel chain match!!!
[ As Tito and Los Vipers storm off camera, the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A steel chain match!!! For those of you that have no idea what that is, both men will have a wrist attached to the end of a chain and the other will be attached to their opponent. Neither man will have any place to hide!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fucking brutal. Who thinks of these fucking things?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – No idea buddy. Let’s go back to the ring where we are about to see more great tag team action!!!
#1 Contenders match for the World Tag Team titles
The Chain Gang vs The Lynch Mob
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall and it is for the number one Contendership to the World Tag Team titles! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs., and being accompanied by their manager Salena, the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. The fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their chains over their heads. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Chain Gang comes into this match sporting a two and one record. They have beaten Los Vipers and the Blood Carnival, but stumbled in the Tag Team tournament to the likes of the Golden BoyZ.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Those were two wins, that in my book they should have gotten anyway. Besides the Golden BoyZ they really haven’t beaten anyone with substance. Tonight, will be a test for them. Let’s see if Salena has her team ready.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 433 lbs., Joey and Matt Lynch; “The Lynch Mob”!!
[ A mixture of cheers and boos ring out as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the two brawling brothers march out on stage. They glare down at the ring at their opponents, high five each other and race down to the ring diving under the bottom ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Lynch Mob had to be considered the top dogs in the tag team division before the tournament started. They too have a two and one record with wins over the Natural Disasters and Los Vipers. Their only loss came on opening night when they were bounced from the Tag Team tournament by the Golden BoyZ.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – So what I am seeing is that both teams feed of teams that they should beat, but when standing up to a challenge they fold their cards. Tonight, one of these teams are going to have to stand up and be the team we always thought they could be!!
[ As the bell sounds, Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens agree that Jake Owens will start the contest off. He seems eager to go at Joey Lynch, but Matt Lynch begrudgingly goes into the match. Matt Lynch hops into the ring and waits for Jake Owens to come at him, but as Jake Owens does, he pulls back and goes into the ropes. Jake Owens charges in again, but Matt Lynch again does his best stalling, this time rolling out of the ring buying time. Jake Owens yells at Joey Lynch, telling him to get his brother under control, but right about the time he's doing that, Matt Lynch sneaks in behind Jake Owens and schoolboys him up …1 …and Jake Owens kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice sneak attack by Matt Lynch almost stole this match in the opening minutes!!
[ Matt Lynch pulls Jake Owens up close and drills him with a right hand to the ribs. He throws Jake Owens into the corner and charges in with a running elbow to his chest. He goes for another, but Jake Owens fires back with shots out of the corner. Jake Owens sends him into the ropes followed by a big Samoan drop! Jake Owens hoists Matt Lynch up and executes a picture perfect suplex, before tagging out to Eddie O’Shay. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The raw power of Jake Owens is fucking amazing, but wait until you see what Eddie O’Shay can do!!!
[ The big man comes in with a huge stomp right onto the back of Matt Lynch. Eddie O’Shay hoists Matt Lynch up with ease and throws him halfway across the ring. He then charges across with a big clothesline that turns Matt Lynch inside out. Matt Lynch reaches up for a tag, but he's in the wrong corner! Jake Owens cracks him in the head with a punch. He staggers out of the corner into another big Eddie O’Shay clothesline! Eddie O’Shay comes out quickly, and he dives for a guillotine and gets it for a moment. But he can't keep it as Matt Lynch gets to the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Eddie O’Shay may just be the toughest son of a bitch in the Empire!!!
[ Eddie O’Shay grabs him around the midsection and slings him to the canvas. Eddie O’Shay looks to posture up and land some punches but Matt Lynch isn't about to be grounded and pounded and pushes him off with his feet, and then gets back to his feet. Matt Lynch jabs Eddie O’Shay a few times, but nothing seems to have much effect on this monster. When in doubt, go for the eyes, which is exactly what Matt Lynch does. Raking the face of Eddie O’Shay and pulling him into a side headlock and tagging in Joey Lynch. Joey Lynch comes off the middle rope with a jumping double axe handle to Eddie O’Shay who's still in the headlock. But Eddie O’Shay quickly pulls off an impressive sweep to Joey Lynch, taking him off his feet. Eddie O’Shay may have hurt him. Joey Lynch is holding the back of his head. Eddie O’Shay looks for a choke on the ground, but Joey Lynch survives long enough to land an up-kick while Eddie O’Shay postures up to land some big punches and elbows from up top. Eddie O’Shay wraps back up in an MMA guard position on Joey Lynch, but Eddie O’Shay is clearly still looking for ground and pound here. Eddie O’Shay goes from guard into a full top mount on Joey Lynch and starts driving big forearms to the chest. One right after the other. Joey Lynch is looking for help and in comes Matt Lynch to kick Eddie O’Shay in the back. But Eddie O’Shay refuses to give up his position on Joey Lynch and continues to smash down on him. Matt Lynch finally rakes the eyes again, looking to do whatever he can to get his partner free of this Eddie O’Shay barrage. But in comes Jake Owens with a wicked clothesline sending Matt Lynch up and over the ropes to the floor! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob are tough as nails fighters, but this Chain Gang is brutal as fuck!!!
[ Jake Owens then turns around and comes face to face with Joey Lynch. Both men raise their fists as Eddie O’Shay is getting back up now, blinded and Joey Lynch flicks out his leg going for an old school super kick! Even though he's blinded, somehow Eddie O’Shay catches him, and sends him flying with a snap suplex! He sends Joey Lynch flying overhead and crashing to the mat as the gasps at that exchange. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The power of this team is incredible. If I was the Guerillas of Destiny, I wouldn’t want to face them!!!
[ Eddie O’Shay pulls back to his feet and goes for a front face lock on Joey Lynch, but Joey Lynch manages to roll to the corner for some sanctuary. It's short lived as Eddie O’Shay comes in with a big Vader-like double ear clap in the corner and then starts hammering away on Joey Lynch. Joey Lynch telegraphs a left high kick, and Eddie O’Shay pulls him in tight for a leg assisted short-arm clothesline. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob has got to find a way to counter these two powerhouses, or this match is going to be over quick.
[ Eddie O’Shay pounds on him some more, lifting him up into an overhead throw. He goes to grab the legs of Joey Lynch and turn him over into a Boston crab, but Eddie O’Shay underestimates the leg strength of Joey Lynch who kicks him off. Joey Lynch rakes his back and then does a jumping high knee to his back, sending Eddie O’Shay chest first into the turnbuckle corner. Eddie O’Shay turns around holding his stomach and Joey Lynch snags him around the midsection, hitting him with a beautiful Northern Light Suplex! Joey Lynch then stands up and delivers a couple of nice textbook elbow drops onto Eddie O’Shay’s head. Joey Lynch drags Eddie O’Shay to his feet and tosses him into the turnbuckles. He starts giving Eddie O’Shay a taste of his own medicine with repeated shoulders to the gut. He then snap mares Eddie O’Shay out of the corner and charges in with a running kick square to the middle of Eddie O’Shay's back. It echoes throughout the arena from the impact, but it seems to have just fired Eddie O’Shay up. Like a raging bull shooting fire from his nostrils, his nose flares up and he starts to stand up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If the big man wasn’t pissed already, he’s really fucking pissed now!!!
[ Joey Lynch with another kick to the back, but Eddie O’Shay continues to be unaffected. Eddie O’Shay finally gets to his feet and Joey Lynch lashes out with a chop. It's a stiff one and it leaves a red mark on Eddie O’Shay's chest, but it seems to have not gone more than skin deep because Eddie O’Shay wants another. Joey Lynch gives him one and a few forearm pounds across the chest, but it's having no effect. Eddie O’Shay swings with a huge clothesline that no doubt would have knocked Joey Lynch's head cleanly from his body, had it connected, but Joey Lynch ducks under and then hops onto Eddie O’Shay's back nailing him with a back stabber! He quickly rolls Eddie O’Shay over with the cover …1 …2 …and Eddie O’Shay kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob needs to keep O’Shay from tagging out!! They need to wear down this big bull until his fucking lungs are on fire!!
[ Eddie O’Shay staggers up to his knees and Joey Lynch drills him in the back of the head with V Trigger! Joey Lynch tags out to his bigger brother Matt Lynch who comes in and leaps on Eddie O’Shay's back, trying to take the big man down. Matt Lynch is riding on Eddie O’Shay's back trying to take him down. But what he doesn't realize is that Eddie O’Shay is slowly pulling him up onto his shoulders, and out of nowhere Death Valley Driver!!! Eddie O’Shay rolls Matt Lynch up hooking the leg …1 …2 … 21/2 …and just as the referee's hand was about to slap three, Joey Lynch rushes in and literally grabs the referee's hand to stop him. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a fucking counter by Eddie O’Shay into a Death Valley Driver!!! Thank God Joey is quick on his feet!!
[ Joey Lynch and Jake Owens get into a shoving match in the ring as Eddie O’Shay gets back to his feet and turns to Joey Lynch, clotheslining him down from behind. Joey Lynch rolls out of the ring as Eddie O’Shay is sucking wind as he's taken a hell of a beating here. He signals for the Jake Owens to get to his corner and he does. Jake Owens is tagged in. Jake Owens picks up Matt Lynch and tries to drive him into the mat with a powerslam, but Matt Lynch grabs the top rope to block it. Jake Owens kicks him in the gut and does a float over DDT instead! Matt Lynch is spiked on his head in the center of the ring. Jake Owens hooks the leg going for the win …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Joey Lynch dives in breaking it up! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Oh so fucking close!! With every pin attempt, the Chain Gang is inching closer and closer to winning this match. I just don’t know how much more the Lynch Mob can take!!!
[ Eddie O’Shay climbs into the ring and charges at Joey Lynch as he gets to his feet, but Joey Lynch ducks under and Eddie O’Shay topples over the ropes and crashes to the floor. Eddie O’Shay starts to get back up on the apron and Joey Lynch bounces off the back ropes and Suicide Dives through the middle ropes and Spears Eddie O’Shay off the ring apron and down to the floor!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a crazy fucking move by Joey Lynch who just took out the beast Eddie O’Shay!!!
[ Suddenly, the crowd boos as the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny rush down to ringside and start attacking Eddie O’Shay. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It sounds like the Guerillas of Destiny heard what you were saying.
[ G.O.D. drags Eddie O’Shay to his feet and sends him crashing into the steel ring steps!!! The referee watches on yelling down to the two men to get the hell out of here!! Back in the ring, Matt Lynch clubs Jake Owens from behind and then plans him with a single arm DDT!!! Matt Lynch picks Jake Owens up and Joey Lynch goes to the top rope and they nail Jake Owens with the Lynching (a top rope Steiner Driver)!!! Matt Lynch rolls Jake Owens up for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Lynch Mob!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – With the assist of the Tag Team champs, the Lynch Mob now advances to the Day of Reckoning ppv event in April.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s a good thing it’s over a month away, because they are going to need a month to heal up after that fucking beat down that they took tonight!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m getting word that Arik Cannon is standing by backstage with our friend Cindy Meyers!!
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers and Arik Cannon are together outside his dressing room. ]
Cindy Meyers – Arik Cannon, last week you and your team ended losing your six-man tag team match against the Gold Standard led by the man you will be facing at the ppv, the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone.
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – Yeah lasse, they got the best of us last week; but I assure yah at the ppv next week I will be taking the World title from…
[ Just then, the Worlds Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone walks onto the set smiling at Cannon. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You were saying? No wait, let me finish that for you. You are going to take this…
[ And Stone adjusts the World title on his shoulder showing it off. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone - …from me!!!
[ Stone take his sunglasses off and looks Cannon dead in the eyes. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Now you let me tell you something. I am the World Heavyweight Champion and you are nothing. A nobody. A simple man that was given the horrific task of trying to live up to me!! To face me in a match, on the biggest stage; in-front of millions and millions of people. It’s something I’ve been doing since I was eighteen years old. Can you say that? Can you even dream of that? I don’t think so.
[ Cannon looks at the World title resting neatly on Stones shoulder. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – That’s right. Take a good long hard look at it. Look at it and remember it because after tonight you’ll never see it again. At Undisputed, that will be your first and last World title match you’re ever going to get!! You got lucky Cannon. Lucky because of me. I took out Drago and destroyed his knee and in doing so baptized you as my number one contender.
[ Cannon looks right in Stone’s eyes. ]
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – Think of me whatever you want, but know this; next week at Undisputed, I am going to walk into that ppv and I am going to give you a fight that you’ll ever forget. Win or lose, you will know that you were in a fight.
[ Stone smiles at Cannon. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – That’s exactly what I wanted to hear. You bring all that attitude and all that fire with you next week and I promise you… I’ll put your ass in the history books!!! Your ten minutes of fame are over!!!
[ And Stone walks off leaving Cannon standing there speechless. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Alexander Stone has an ego as big anyone in the company. Arik Cannon is going to have to wrestle the best match of his career if he’s going to have a shot at winning next week.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Unfortunately, Stone is right. Cannon probably shouldn’t be the man in this match. He took advantage of a beat-up Prophet and then defeated Drago with a torn-up knee. As much as I want to see someone put Stone in his place, I just can’t see Cannon being the one to do it.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event of the evening!! Let’s go back to the ring as Chandler Hopkins defends his W.W.E. Television title against Joey Ryan!!!
W.W.E. TV title match
Chandler Hopkins © vs Joey Ryan
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the W.W.E. Television title!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is the reigning W.W.E. Television champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts down to the ring as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins takes his hat and vest off before walking up the ring steps and climbing in. He bounces off the ropes warming up and stretching out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chandler Hopkins comes in with a three and two record and is notably one of the hottest young talents on the roster. So notable, that he has garnered the unwanted attention of the World Heavyweight Champion.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Last week in that six-man tag team match, Hopkins took a hell of a beating. There’s no fucking way he’s a hundred percent tonight. I have to believe that with the kind of month he’s been having, all these matches are going to catch up to him. Joey Ryan just might steal this one from Hopkins tonight, not because he’s the better wrestler; but because of attrition.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., and being accompanied by his co-star Spice; “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage along with his stripper friend Spice to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women. Finally making it to the ring, he sexually rolls in and lays in the corner showing off his large package as Spice flaunts her ass to the men at ringside while licking sexually her foot long pink vibrator. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – “The Don” is in the house Chris!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Give me a fucking break. The only reason he’s in this fucking match is because he’s cheated his way into it. That skank bitch Spice and her used vibrator got him to a five hundred record.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Very true, we can say that; but let’s not forget that he was inches away from becoming the new United States Heavyweight champion before Los Vipers hit the ring and knocked him on his ass.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And let’s not forget how he fucked Bulk over twice with that vibrator to padd his record because if memory serves, Bulk was about to win the triple threat qualifying match before Spice tossed that thing into the ring.
[ The referee calls for the bell as Ryan and Hopkins waste no time going at it. Joey Ryan rattles off a couple of kicks to the ribs, but before he can do too much damage, Hopkins catches his leg and pulls him in tight for a clothesline. Hopkins goes for a knee drop, but Ryan moves out of the way. Ryan and Hopkins jockey for position for a moment as the Television Champion gets to his feet and both men lock up in the center, Hopkins pushing Ryan back into the ropes and unloading a few chops on him. He whips him across the ring and connects with a stiff European Uppercut, another, another, then explodes with a belly-to-belly suplex! That took a little bit out of the Television Champion as well though, as he landed right on his stomach. He holds his ribs for a moment and then kicks Ryan in the head. He goes for another, but Ryan rolls to his feet and swings a kick of his own at Hopkins. Hopkins catches his foot and dragon screw leg whips Ryan to the canvas. Hopkins has been working on his submissions as of late, knowing that a lot of his finishing moves require midsection strength that he just doesn’t have at the moment. Hopkins spreads out the leg of Ryan and begins stomping on his legs before grabbing his right leg, dropping a knee on it. He repeats the process five or six times, jarring the knee into the canvas, then getting back to his feet and bouncing off the ropes, with a big elbow drop right into the inside of the leg. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Very smart move by the Television Champion to ground his opponent and isolate that leg.
[ Hopkins continues to grind on the leg, doing a variation of the step over toehold. He twists it a bit as Ryan howls in agony. Hopkins gets the crowd in the arena cheering, as he spreads Ryan’s legs and then drops down with a huge elbow right in the sternum. Ringside, Spice pounds her hands on the mat as she watches her man get picked apart by the Television Champion. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s not looking good for Joey Ryan at this point. Joey may have bitten off more than he can chew tonight.
[ As Hopkins gets to his feet, Ryan pulls him by the trunks and headbutts the Television Champion right in the kidneys. He quickly spins over him and into a grounded Front Face Lock. Ryan squeezes the hold in trying to keep him grounded until Hopkins lifts up and gets back to his knees. Ryan then shoots his own knee, right into the kidneys of Hopkins. Dropping Hopkins back down to the canvas, where the Front Face Lock has more pressure. Hopkins is holding his damaged ribs. Slowly but surely, he starts to fight back up to his feet as the crowd chants his name. Ryan quickly let’s go of the hold and bouncing backwards off the ropes, coming back with a picture-perfect dropkick to the ribcage. He rolls him over and begins drilling knee after knee into the midsection of the Television Champion. With each knee, you can see a bit of the life go out of Hopkins. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That headbutt to his kidneys really changed the pace of this match. Joey Ryan is now in control.
[ Ryan drags Hopkins to his feet and sends him into the ropes hitting him with a Tilt-O-Whirl Backbreaker! Ryan plants him right across his knee. Hopkins uses the ropes to pull himself up but Ryan begins punching him in the kidneys, another shot, another shot, another, another, another, Hopkins drops to his knees holding his midsection as Ryan comes bouncing off the ropes with a brutal knee to the face that puts Hopkins flat on his back. Spice screams at Ryan telling him to make the pin and he does just that …1 …2 …and Hopkins kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey Ryan was so fucking close to winning this match!!!
[ Hopkins starts to get up to his feet, but Ryan sends a stinging kick into his back. He’s still working over the midsection, only this time from behind. Ryan jabs Hopkins a few times in the Kidney area and then lifts him up into a back suplex. Hopkins holds his midsection in pain as Ryan delivers an elbow right into that area. Ryan lifts Hopkins up into a stomach breaker. Ryan lifts Hopkins up again, but Hopkins starts fighting back. Lefts and rights by Hopkins. Hopkins sends Ryan into the ropes and catches him with a sleeper hold on the rebound! He’s got it in tight. The referee checks in on Ryan, but Ryan elbows him in the kidney area and then drops down into a jaw breaker to escape! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The damage done to Hopkins kidney and ribs are massive as just one elbow shot by Joey Ryan forces the break!!! He may have a couple of busted ribs at this point!!!
[ Hopkins struggles up to his feet and Ryan comes charging in with a front dropkick to the ribs, smashing Hopkins into the corner. Ryan begins unloading with kicks in the corner until the referee comes in to break it up. Spice claps for her man on the floor as she struts around showing off her ass to the fans at ringside. Hopkins slowly pulls himself up to his feet as Ryan comes flying into the corner, but Hopkins catches him and drives him into the canvas with a spinebuster! Hopkins grabs a side headlock and starts hammering away, shot after shot into the top of the head. The referee warns him about the closed fist as Hopkins knees Ryan in the face and lifts him up into the air with a brainbuster! Hopkins covers …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Joey Ryan shoots a shoulder up off the mat! Spice nearly shit her pants as Joey barely got his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit, that brainbuster took every ounce of strength that Hopkins had!!
[ Hopkins is frustrated that Ryan didn’t lose there, but he’s more aggravated at how much performing that move took his own energy away and caused him pain in the ribs. He gets to his feet and kicks Ryan in the face. At ringside, Spice begs him not to kick Ryan in the face. That he needs his face for his porn career!!! Hopkins lifts him up for a slam, but his ribs hurt and hesitates just a second which allows Ryan to flip out behind nailing him with a superkick! Joey Ryan drops down into the cover …1 …2 …and Hopkins gets his shoulder up and Spice goes nuts at ringside screaming at the referee telling him his count was slow!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hopkins is in a bad way here tonight. Those ribs have to be busted if he couldn’t have picked Ryan up.
[ But Ryan continues his assault, now with repeated knees to the side of the ribs. Hopkins fights to his feet and Ryan puts him in an abdominal stretch! Hopkins tries to fight to the ropes, screaming out in pain. Ryan is cranking back on that abdominal stretch. You can see the agony on Hopkins face. Suddenly he gives one big heave and hurls Ryan over to escape. Hopkins grabs the leg of Ryan again and drops down across it. Putting all his weight onto Ryan’s knee. He then jams the leg against the canvas a few times. He lifts Ryan up, pumphandle slam and going for a cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …but Spice grabs Ryan’s foot putting it on the bottom rope breaking the count. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Thanks to Spice, Joey Ryan survives that big pumphandle slam that took everything out of the Television Champion!!!
[ Both men struggle up to their feet. Hopkins with a left hand, but Ryan fires back. European Uppercutting him into the corner. Ryan then begins shoulder battering him into the turnbuckles, driving his shoulder into the ribs, again, and again, then back to a right hand. Ryan pulls Hopkins out of the corner and nails him with the Big Dong (Tombstone Piledriver)!!! Spice screams at Ryan to make the cover and he does …1 …2 …2 ½ …and another kick out by the Television champion!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – How the fuck did Hopkins find the will to kick out of Joey Ryan’s Big Dong finisher!!!
[ Ryan slams the canvas with his fist slightly irate and pulls Hopkins back to his feet. But Hopkins fights back with a right hand, Ryan with a knee to the gut, Hopkins with another hellacious right hand and Ryan with another knee to the ribs that he has targeting all night. These two are going back and forth here but it’s the Television Champion who needs something special and bounces off the ropes connecting with the Wrangler (Buckshot Lariat)!!!! The crowd pops to their feet as Joey Ryan is sent tumbling over the top rope and sent crashing to the floor on the outside!! Spice rushes over to him to see if he’s ok as the referee starts his ten count. …1 …2 …3 …and the crowd goes wild as “Big Mike” Bulk storms out on stage to the roar of the crowd. ]
[ Joey and Spice see Bulk make it down to the ringside area and they run around the ring trying their best to keep their distance. …4 …5 …6 … ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey Ryan is slated to face Bulk inside a steel cage in just one week at the ppv, but he’s running like some chicken shit tonight!!!
[ The referee warns Ryan to get his ass back in the ring as Bulk finally gets within feet of Joey Ryan. Joey pulls Spice in-front of him thinking that Bulk would never hurt a woman; but how wrong was he as Bulk charges at Spice clothesline her and Joey in one shot that sends both of them tumbling over the steel guardrail and into the front row of fans. …7 …8 …9 …10!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bulk just sent both Joey Ryan and Spice sailing into the front row!!! What raw power this man has!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by count-out, and still the W.W.E. Television Champion, Chandler Hopkins!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chandler Hopkins may have walked out to the show tonight still W.W.E. Television Champion Chris, but Joey Ryan beat the ever-loving shit out of him!!! He could have long lasting rib damage and who the hell knows how back that kidney is.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Lucky for him that he doesn’t have to defend his Television title at the ppv and that he’s got a few weeks to heal up. Folks, that’s all for tonight!! We will see you in just six days at Undisputed!!!