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Live from the sold-out Heritage Bank Center in Cincinnati, Ohio
Monday Night March 15th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evening folks.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, we are hot off the heels of our massive pay per view event Undisputed and to state it in simple terms, it did not disappoint.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – No it did not. We had two great grudge matches where we witnessed the sexy porn star Spice betray Joey Ryan and help “Big Mike” Bulk win the match inside the vicious steel cage.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We are hoping to hear from Spice tonight as to just why she decided to turn on her co-star. At the ppv we also watched as the Natural Disasters teamed with Raven Horse to defeat Steve Scott, Prophet and Chandler Hopkins in a six-man tag team match!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would like to believe that Prophets team lost because Chandler Hopkins was already beat up, but that team tipped in at over a thousand pounds. That’s a monstrous team folks. And let’s not forget the monkey in the room as we also learned that Marc Fulton was attacked the night before outside his hotel room and he’s going to be on the shelf for a while.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – At Undisputed, we also had five big title matches. New Women’s World Tag Team champions were crowned as Caged Heat defeated Medusa Complex to capture those titles.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They may have won the titles, but it was the Woke Queens that walked out with the straps that night after their vicious attack on the tag champs at the end of the match.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Guerillas of Destiny put their titles on the line against the Golden BoyZ in a rematch from Crossfire and G.O.D. came out on top again in an epic fight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We also watched as the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar put his title on the line in a steel chain match against Kahagas.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That match was fucking brutal as they fought all across the arena that night. When the dust settled, Caristico came out to assist Kahagas, but the Japanese Monster wanted no part of it and they two got into a shoving match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Can you blame Kahagas? He just lost his match and here comes Caristico sticking his nose in it. Just stay the fuck out!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In another title match, we watched as Amber Nova defeated Maria Manic in a match that kinda, in my opinion; disappointed many fans.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree. Maria Manic talked a good game, but she didn’t come into that match very prepared. She had a few high spots, but for the most part the Women’s champion was never in doubt of winning the match.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Finally, we all watched a historic, epic, clash of the ages as Arik Cannon took everything that Alexander Stone could throw at him and it took not one, not two, not three… fuck it took five Stonebreakers to put the Irish Ass-kicker down!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Even though Cannon lost his match, he has to be able to hold his head high and know that he’s earned a shit load of respect in that dressing room.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Respect, I can agree with. But respect doesn’t win you championships. What it does is put a bigger target on your back because everyone just saw where the measuring stick is and what they need to do to get over it.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – After watching Caristico and Cannon both fail at taking the World Heavyweight title from Stone, it has to make you ask yourself who on the roster can?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well Chris, maybe it’s one of the next two men we are about to watch. It’s Bulk versus Kahagas, and it’s right now!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let’s do this!!!
Kahagas vs Bulk
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 484 lbs., and being accompanied by his manager “Sexy” Spice, he is “Big Mike” Bulk!
[ The crowd cheers on the big man as “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays across the arena and the near five-hundred-pound monster storms down to the ring with Spice at his side. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here they are Chris, the Empires newest power couple!!! We are still waiting to hear from her as to why she turned her back on Joey Ryan and decided to side with Bulk. What did she see in Bulk that she didn’t see in Joey?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man, just seeing her with that fat fuck makes me wanna throw up in my mouth!!! If you put Joey Ryan and Bulk side by side, what would make any woman choose Bulk over the “King of Porn” Joey Ryan?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It can’t be about money. Both Spice and Joey were scoring big money being part time porn stars on weekends!!! Something big must have happened between the two of them to cause such a division!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If you ask me, it’s all about Spice. Why would he want to be tied down to one woman anyway? He’s in the fucking porn industry!!! He’s got women banging on his door to be with him. My guess she’s a woman scorned!!! The bitch went bat shit crazy in my opinion.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as the Demon makes his way down to the ring and rolls in never taking his eyes off of Bulk. Medical bandages still cover wounds still fresh from his steel chain match a week ago. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas is not looking in too bad of shape even though it’s only been a week since that brutal match. I wonder how Tito is feeling right now?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’ve got no idea, but if he looks as bad as Kahagas then he’s gotta be in rough shape.
[ The referee sends Spice out of the ring and motions for the bell keeper to ring the bell. Kahagas and Bulk circle each other when… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – On hell no, this isn’t how we are going to start this show… my show!!!
[ The crowd pops to their feet booing as the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone marches out on stage with microphone in hand. ]
[ Back in the ring, Bulk backs off into the corner as Kahagas asks the referee what the fuck is going on; who has no fucking clue. Spice jumps up onto the ring apron whispering in Bulks ear as Stone marches down to the ring and climbs in. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Did you really think that I was going to wait one more fucking minute… one more fucking second to get my answer as to what happened to me last week?
[ Kahagas, with nuts the size of bowling balls; walks up to Stone and grabs him by the shoulder turning him to face him. Stone looks into Kahagas’s face and snickers at him. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – That was fucking dumb!!!
[ Stone explodes at Kahagas kicking him in the gut and then driving him into the mat with the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! The referee motions for help from the back as he rolls Kahagas under the bottom rope and to the floor. Stone picks the mic back up and glares across the ring right at Bulk and Spice. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Don’t do it big boy. Don’t be as dumb as that piece of shit was!!
[ And Stone points at Kahagas who’s being tended to by a couple of EMT’s now. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Do yourself a favor big boy and take your ten-cent piece of ass and head on off to the back. The two of you… you don’t want any of this!!
[ Spice goes bullshit screaming at Stone, flipping him off and calling him many, many harsh names. Bulk, pissed off; storms up to Stone and they get right in each other’s faces. Stone smiles at him mouthing… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Do it. Go ahead and big boy, just do it and I’ll make your ass famous!!!
[ Bulk, remembering the match between Stone and Cannon; decides to opt out of a fight and walks out of the ring with Spice who’s still pissed off spouting back at Stone as they head to the back. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Now back to what I want, and that’s some fucking answers!!! Answers as to why the absent owner of this company and his useless General manager would allow their biggest star on the roster get mugged by Tank Edge?!
[ Stone reaches into his pocket and pulls out a folded up piece of paper waving it in the air. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – And I also want to know what this fucking means. Now DDP, Mark, or whoever is backstage running this company that has the balls to face me; get your ass out here right now and bring me my answers!!!
[ Seconds tick by and nobody comes out. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – So this is how we’re going to do this? I’m your fucking World Heavyweight champion!!! I want answers or I’m going to come back there and beat them…
[ Before he can finish his threatening sentence, “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd pops as the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins walks out with his W.W.E. Television title in hand. ]
[ Hopkins marches down to the ring as Stone smiles at him. Hopkins asks for a mic and Harvey Weinstein hands him one. Hopkins eyes Stone, but shows no fear as he climbs into the ring, tossing his cowboy hat aside. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You gotta be shitting me. Can’t you see the adults are talking here?
[ And Hopkins chuckles at that comment from the World Champion. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Now why don’t you take your little W.W.E. replica belt and get your scrawny ass out of my ring so I can conduct business with people that matter!!!
[ The crowd laughs as Hopkins waits for them to calm down. ]
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – You see, that’s the problem with you Stone. You think that the entire Empire revolves around you!!!
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – It does!!
[ Hopkins laughs at him again. ]
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – You see Stone, that’s where you’re wrong. You may be the World Champion, but the Empire is much more than you, or me. It’s about Kahagas and Bulk and Caristico and Tiger King and all the men and women in the back that bust their asses night in and night out making this show the best we can!!!
[ Stone claps at Hopkins, mocking him. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Great speech junior, now get your ass out of my ring so I can get what I came for.
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – No.
[ Stone smiles, chuckling at Hopkins. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Excuse me? Did I hear you right? Did you… did you just fucking say no?
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – I did, and I’m not leaving until I get an answer to my question.
[ Stone looks confused as to what the hell Chandler is talking about. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Question? What the hell are you talking about? What question?
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Two weeks ago I challenged you to a title for title match. You never gave me an answer, so I’m here to ask you face to face.
[ And Chandler gets right in Stone’s face. ]
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Do you accept… champ?
[ Stone smiles at Hopkins, never thinking that this kid would have the balls to walk out here like this and face off with him. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Kid, I don’t have time for your bullshit. I’ve got bigger fish to fry, so why don’t you…
[ And Hopkins cuts him off. ]
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – I’m not asking anymore. I want a shot at your title, and I want it now!!!
[ Stone looks at the Television title draped over Chandlers shoulder and smiles. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – So let me get this right, you want to jump the line to get a shot at me?
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – That’s right.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – And you’re willing to put your title on the line? That if you lose, I get your belt?
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – That’s right.
[ Stone smiles at him. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Kid, either you got the biggest balls in the Empire, or you’re the dumbest fuck I ever met!!
[ And the crowd boos Stone. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You want a title for title match, you got it!!! Next week, in the main event; it’s going to be my World Heavyweight title versus your Television title!!!
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – That’s what I wanted…
[ And before Chandler can finish, “It’s me… it’s me… it’s D… D… P!!!” rocks the arena and the General Manager DDP walks out on stage to the roar of the crowd. ]
[ DDP walks down to the ring, asks for a mic in which Harvey Weinstein hands him one and he climbs into the ring fearing neither man. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Finally, someone with some authority…
[ Page looks right at Stone. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Shut up!!!
[ And Stone looks at DDP like he wants to kill him, but can’t. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – This little impromptu match you two just agreed to, it aint going to happen!!
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – And why not? We both agreed to it, just sign the contract!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – It’s not going to happen because… champ over here…
[ And DDP points at Stone. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – …can’t hold both of those belts at once.
[ Stone laughs at that and waves toward Hopkins. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You heard him kid, now get the fuck out of here.
[ DDP puts his hand up stopping Hopkins. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Wait, I never said the match wasn’t going to happen. Stone, next week in the main event you will be defending the World Heavyweight title against Chandler Hopkins.
[ Stone snaps at DDP. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – This is bullshit!!! The kid asks for a match and you’re going to bend over and take it up the ass? What do I get out of it? The kid wanted to put his title on the line and now he can’t, so let’s put a different stipulation on the match then?! Let’s sweeten the pot a little!!!
[ Page looks over at Hopkins who nods his head in agreement. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – What do you have in mind then?
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Since Cowboy over here can’t put his little belt on the line why don’t we do this. You beat me kid, you take my title.
[ And the crowd cheers at the sound of that. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – But if I beat your ass… and I will beat your ass… I pick your opponent for the Day of Reckoning pay per view for your W.W.E. Television title!!!
[ Stone smiles as DDP and Hopkins back off and discuss things. Hopkins again nods in agreement. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – You’re on.
[ Page is about to step through the ropes as Stone reaches out and grabs him by the arm pulling him back in. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Oh we’re not done yet. You see, this all started when I walked out here demanding answers. Answers as to what this means!!!
[ And Stone slaps the folded piece of paper against DDP’s chest. DDP takes the piece of paper and unfolds it, already knowing what it says. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – It’s a signed contract for the Day of Reckoning ppv.
[ Stone smiles and snickers back at Page. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – I know it’s a signed contract for the ppv smart ass, but why is my name on it?
[ DDP smiles back at Stone. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Listen champ, let’s cut the shit and get right to the point.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – My feeling exactly.
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Back at Crossfire, you made the decision to attack Tank Edge and send him to the hospital. A true legend in the Empire. The most decorated wrestler to ever step into our ring.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – I was making a statement.
[ Page smiles at Stone. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Exactly. And at Undisputed, Tank made his statement.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Fine, good for him. So, what’s this about then?
[ As Stone points at the contract. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Tanks not through with you yet. Before the ppv, he went to visit the owner of the Empire and he asked him for a match. Now at first the owner couldn’t grant him that match because Tank couldn’t get medically cleared to wrestle due to his three neck surgeries. But what the owner could do is make it an unsanctioned match. Which would clear the Empire of whatever happens to either of you inside the cell.
[ Stone looks oddly at DDP. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Cell? What cell?
[ Page smiles at Stone. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – I think you’ve heard of it… Hell in cell!!!
[ Stone’s jaw hits the mat as DDP smiles and walks out of the ring to the roar of the crowd. The show swings to the back where we see Bulk and Spice heading out to the parking lot getting ready to leave the arena. Cindy Meyers rushes over to question them. ]
Cindy Meyers – Spice!!! Spice, why did you turn your back on Joey at the ppv? What happened between the two of you?
[ Spice has a serious look on her face as she turns to the camera. ]
“Sexy” Spice – Turn my back on him? Is that what you think this is about? Me turning my back on him?
Cindy Meyers – Well, yes; what else could it be?
[ Spice rolls her eyes at Cindy. ]
“Sexy” Spice – I tell you what sweetie. Next week on Adrenaline, I’m going to spill all the dirt on Joey Ryan, and he’s going to wish he never knew me!!
[ Bulk and Spice climb into their rental car and speed off as the cameras swing back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Huge news coming out of Spice, Chris. Next week she’s promised to tell everyone why she split with Joey Ryan and sided with Bulk.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I love some good dirt sheet talk. Reminds me of the days they printed wrestling magazines instead of being on the internet!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, let’s go back to the ring for our first match of the night… unless someone else decides to come out and interrupt us again!!! It’s the winless Tiger King taking on the winless STIXX!!
Tiger King vs STIXX
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 188 lbs., Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes nuts as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is a huge opportunity for both of these men tonight as they both come in winless and you would have to hope that one of these men will walk out with a win.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – STIXX was in a match like this a few weeks ago against Funny Bones and he lost that match. Can he pull it off tonight or will Tiger King prevail?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 lbs., STIXX!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Things have gone from bad to worse ever since Tito Escobar took STIXX’s mask from him. It’s something about that damn mask that got inside his head.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tiger King has been so close to winning he just needs that little push to get him over the top. Tonight, he goes against a much bigger opponent in STIXX who’s about fifty pounds heavier. This should be good.
[ The bell sounds and the two men circle one another. STIXX has had a rough couple of weeks, losing to wrestlers he feels he should be able to beat. Tonight, against Tiger King, he knows that the stakes are high, but that Tiger King is not going to be an easy man to knock off. Tiger King struts around the ring, pounding on his chest as if he was a bigger man. He beckons STIXX to come at him, but as STIXX reaches out, Tiger King pulls the referee in front of him and wants STIXX to back off. STIXX gets frustrated, and this is by design from Tiger King who’s been blurring the line between good and evil the past few weeks. The referee finally signals for both men to get into the center of the ring and lock up. They collar and elbow tie-up, but Tiger King quickly drops low and arm drags STIXX over. Tiger King grabs his head and twists him around, grabbing him into a side headlock position. Tiger King jams a few hard fists into the top of STIXX’s head. STIXX fights back with a shot to the short ribs, but then Tiger King runs up the corner buckles, spinning around into a bulldog, driving STIXX into the canvas! Tiger King hooks STIXX’s leg for the cover …1 …2 …and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tiger King is doing a nice job early on in the match keeping the bigger STIXX frustrated. STIXX is having a tough time catching up to the smaller Tiger King!!!
[ Tiger King sends STIXX around, spinning him on the canvas like a break dancer and then kicking him right in the face! STIXX tries to get to his feet, holding his face, but Tiger King strikes him in the back with a pointed elbow. He goes for another, but STIXX has had enough and grabs his arm and flings him over with a Judo front over the arm throw! STIXX waits for Tiger King to stand up and then does a leaping leg lariat! STIXX grabs Tiger King by his mask and pulls him to his feet, jamming a right hand into his face and then sending him off into the ropes and catching him with a belly-to-belly suplex! STIXX then backs up into the ropes and charges in with a brutal dropkick right to the center of the chest of Tiger King! STIXX measures and waits for Tiger King to stand back up, and as soon as Tiger King gets to his feet, STIXX rushes in with another spinning back heel kick!!! STIXX quickly hooks the leg going for the win …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tiger King thrusts a shoulder in the air breaking the count!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – STIXX needs to do more of this Mike. A guy of his size needs to keep pounding his opponents into submission!!!
[ Tiger King manages to escape, but STIXX snatches on a reverse chin lock, keeping him tight to the body. Tiger King fights up to his feet, but before he can counter a way out of the chin lock, STIXX releases it and drives a big jumping knee into Tiger King’s back, sending Tiger King careening through the ropes and crashing down to the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The referee may want to check on Tiger Kings shoulder because he landed on it awkwardly.
[ After landing awkwardly on the floor Tiger King is slow to get up. STIXX backs up a few paces and waits for Tiger King to stand and then nails Tiger King with a springboard plancha!!! The crowd is going crazy as STIXX hoists a near unconscious Tiger King up and rolls him into the ring. STIXX follows him in and rolls him up …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tiger King gets his foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m not sure why STIXX felt he needed to use such a high risk move. With all the weapons of mass destruction outside the ring I just think it would have been much smarter for him.
[ STIXX pounds his big fists on the mat before pointing to the corner and he climbs to the top rope, but as he does; Tiger King pops up and chop blocks both legs causing STIXX to get crotched in the corner! Tiger King climbs up beside STIXX and drives him down onto the mat with a top rope Concrete Jungle (Canadian Destroyer)!!! The crowd explodes to their feet as Tiger King hooks STIXX’s leg …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tiger King!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an amazing finisher by Tiger King dropping STIXX right on his head with that top rope Concrete Jungle to snap his four-match losing streak.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Congratulations to Tiger King for getting off the shit list and finally getting into the win column!!! After losing so many in a row, it does something to your confidence no matter how good you are.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s once again back to the drawing board for STIXX who now falls to an embarrassing oh and six record. Speaking of another superstar that has to head back to the drawing board, our very own Cindy Meyers is with Maria Manic.
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Maria Manic. ]
Cindy Meyers – Maria, at the ppv you lost your Women’s World title match against Amber Nova in pretty embarrassing fashion; and to add insult to injury, Bloody Mary came down after your match and…
[ Maria puts her hand in the air stopping Cindy before she can finish. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Everyone saw what Bloody Mary did to me, and yes; I had an off night. Amber was the better woman at the ppv and she deserved to win, and I deserved to…
[ Maria’s eyes pop wide open as Bloody Mary walks onto the set. ]
Bloody Mary – You deserved what? To be in that match? You see Maria, after the way you performed in that ring against Amber, it just goes to prove everything I was saying. You never deserved to be in that match. The only thing you deserve…
[ And she leans in close and whispers to Maria… ]
Bloody Mary - …is to go to the back of the line!!!
[ Bloody Mary laughs in Maria’s face, but Maria does not take it kindly as she explodes at Bloody Mary and all hell breaks loose backstage. Numerous referee’s and officials flood the area trying to pry the two women apart. The cameras flash back to announcers table where Mike and Chris are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The bad blood between these two women just skyrocketed. You would have to think there’s going to be a grudge match down the road between them.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Maybe it’s just me, but maybe Bloody Mary should stay focused on her upcoming ppv match in a few weeks against Amber Nova. Maybe that’s where Maria went wrong. She was distracted and couldn’t stay focused.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s head back to the ring where Su Yim is going to take on Gabby Jetson.
Su Yim vs Gabby Jetson
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 115 lbs., “The Zombie Bride” Su Yim!!!
[ Some fans cheer and some boo as from the back, the Zombie Bride crawls out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Undead Bride” sends chills down everyone’s spines. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Su Yim is a top-level talent here in the Empire, but she’s suffered s few tough losses since her opening round win against Shanna Furguson on our debut night. Tonight, she looks to break that streak.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Looking ahead to the Women’s National title match at Day of Reckoning, it’s still up in the air as to who’s going to compete for that title. Every match from here on out is an important match. Su Yim needs to win to stay in the title hunt.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 194 lbs., “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson!!
[ “Fight to the Death” by Neil Myers rocks the arena as the crowd explodes to their feet as “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson storms out on stage and marches down to the ring!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Gabby Jetson is a mountain of a women standing seven inches taller than Su Yim and clocking in at nearly eighty pounds heavier than Su Yim. If there’s a match that Gabby can win, this just might be it.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Gabby is a diamond in the rough. She’s built like a shit brickhouse and has tons of power. She just needs to learn how to bring it all together.
[ The bell sounds and Gabby starts hammering away on Su Yim with stiff shots! Gabby grabs Su Yim up and throws her into the ropes, catching her with a roundhouse kick! Gabby is on fire as she comes off the ropes with a huge flying forearm, knocking Su Yim onto her ass. Su Yim doesn't even realize what's going on as Gabby comes off the far side ropes with a dropkick right to her face! Gabby covers her up for the early win …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Su Yim barely grabs the bottom rope! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You can see the hunger in Gabby’s eyes tonight. She’s hungry for that first win!!!
[ Su Yim tries to get up, but Gabby grabs her with a quick front face-lock into a series of knees. Gabby flips Su Yim over with a slam before yanking her up by the hair and throwing Su Yim back first into the turnbuckles. Gabby charges in looking for a crossbody in the corner, but as she goes for it, Su Yim moves out of the way and Gabby ends up doing a crossbody to the turnbuckle! Gabby flops down onto the mat in agony, as Su Yim starts stomping away on her midriff. Su Yim lifts Gabby up and throws her back into the turnbuckles and now unloads with her educated feet. Kick after kick from Su Yim to the stomach of Gabby. Su Yim reaches back with a big smashing blow to the midsection via a spinning kick. Su Yim then grabs Gabby by the arm, twisting it around viciously. She cranks back on it, trying to manhandle the bigger girl. Su Yim now starts to bend her forearm back behind her elbow and then back behind Gabby's head. Gabby was silent, but did let out a low grunt as she planted her heels firmly into the canvas and forced herself back up to a knee. Su Yim is simply toying with her bigger foe and kicks her in the back of the legs, knocking her back to the mat with ease. Gabby tries to break free, but Su Yim just uses that arm to yank her up to her feet and sling her off into the ropes and catch her lifting her up and then bringing her down crotch first against her knee with a huge inverted atomic knee drop! Su Yim then kicks Gabby backwards, causing Gabby to fall down into the turnbuckle corner. Su Yim stalks Gabby and begins to ram heel into the underside of Gabby's belly with three hard kicks, then Su Yim backs up and runs into the face of Gabby with a facewash kick! Su Yim grabs the arm again, twisting it around and begins smacking Gabby in the back of the head. Su Yim kept the armbar applied for a moment more, then hoisted Gabby high up into the air and body slams her down. Su Yim drops down for the pin …1 …2 …but Gabby manages to kick out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Su Yim has managed to swing the momentum of this match in her favor bringing everything she’s got at Gabby.
[ Su Yim is a bit shocked as she grabs Gabby’s arm again, twisting it around. Gabby shrieks in pain again, but quickly puts her feet into the middle of Su Yim's body and flips Su Yim over with a monkey flip! Gabby is still in pain but is able to roll to a neutral corner and put some distance between herself and Su Yim. Gabby clears her head for a moment and charges in as Su Yim stands up, knocking her down with a jumping hair whip! Gabby then drops one of her athletically toned legs across Su Yim’s throat. Su Yim flops around on the canvas gasping for air as Gabby picks her up and drives her stomach first into her knee with a gut buster. Gabby then hoists Su Yim up and snatches on a sleeper hold. It works perfectly as she cuts off the flow of blood to Su Yim's brain, and her arms quickly go limp. The referee checks Su Yim's arm and it falls once! He checks it a second time and it falls twice!! He goes to check it a third time, but Su Yim reaches back and uses her long nails to rake the face of Gabby to escape! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It was almost over there as Gabby had that sleeper hold locked in tight!!! If it wasn’t for the quick thinking on her feet by Su Yim, Gabby would have won!!!
[ Su Yim delivers repeated kicks to Gabby’s gut until Gabby catches her foot and spins Su Yim around, then lifts her up into the air into an airplane spin! Round and round Su Yim goes until Gabby finally releases Su Yim with a thud on the mat!!! Su Yim stumbles back to her feet, going for a clothesline; but Gabby dodges and hits a swinging neck breaker on her. Su Yim gets up, but turns right back into Gabby who hits her with a running clothesline. Su Yim slowly gets back up and turns around to only be met with another running clothesline! Su Yim refuses to stay down but gets up slower this time, but as she is about halfway up Gabby hits a running knee to the head and drops her in a heap. Gabby goes for a cover her, but Su Yim rolls out of the ring and stumbles over to the announcer's table. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That was a smart move by Su Yim to get the hell out of there and slow Gabby down!!! This match was going in the wrong direction for her if she didn’t do something fast.
[ Su Yim grabs up a steel chair from the time keeper and throws it into the ring. Gabby grabs the steel chair and the referee fights with her trying to take it away before she uses it. Su Yim dives back into the ring and nails Gabby with the backstabber from behind!!! Gabby writhes on the mat in pain as Su Yim mounts her and jams her fingers down Gabby’s throat with the Purge (a mandible claw submission)!!! Gabby immediately taps out in pain!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, Su Yim!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Su Yim has beaten Gabby Jetson!!! She’s snapped her two-loss losing streak and maybe, just maybe etched her place in the fight for the new Women’s National title!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Gabby was hell bent on using that steel chair when Su Yim got back in the ring, but it ended up being the death of her as Su Yim nailed her with the backstabber and finished her off with the Purge!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, during the match our camera crew caught site of that mysterious limo that we first saw back at the Undisputed pay per view. Let’s head back to take a look to see if anything else is going on with it. Maybe we can see who’s actually in it.
[ The cameras swing back to the parking garage area where we see the long black limo just sitting there. ]
[ After a minute or so, STIXX storms out the back door and sees that his Uber isn’t there to pick him up yet and that pisses him off even more after the bad night he had in the ring. ]
[ The limo drives up to STIXX and comes to a stop. The side door opens and STIXX glares in at the person in the backseat. ]
Unknown person in the limo – Get in.
[ STIXX climbs into the limo and the door slams shut glaring at the man across from him. ]
STIXX – Do I know you?
[ The camera pans to the man across from him who’s dressed in a very expensive suit and tie with his hair slicked back and wearing a very expensive pair of sunglasses. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I don’t think that we have ever officially met, but I think I have something that will change your career.
[ And Tony Tran pulls out a box and hands it to STIXX. STIXX opens the box and looks down inside and sees a black mask. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Let’s talk about what we can do for each other.
[ The camera’s pan back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – No fucking way!!! Tony Tran is back in the Empire? What the hell is he doing here?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He hasn’t wrestled in almost twelve years!! And what does he want with STIXX? There’s no way that STIXX and him have anything in common.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Whatever it is, it’s all about that black mask that he handed STIXX inside that box. Let’s go back to the ring Chris as we have Raven Horse in action taking on Funny Bones. Harvey, it’s all yours; take it away buddy!!!
Raven Horse vs Funny Bones
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 lbs., “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at the referee. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Funny Bones is hot off his first win two weeks ago when he defeated the man that we just saw in STIXX. Tonight, he’s stepping up his game as he faces a red-hot Raven Horse, who has found new life under the tutelage and leadership of Reverend Azazel.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That win two weeks ago against STIXX propelled Funny Bones into the number three contender spot for Chandler Hopkins Television title. Coming off of four tough losses against some of the biggest names here in the Empire, Funny Bones is desperate to make a move in the rankings and compete for a title.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Reverend Azazel, weighing in at 247 lbs., Raven Horse!!!
[ The crowd boos as the native American walks out on stage to “Tattooed Attitude” by Shannon Moore. Pyro explodes all around him as he walks down to the ring alongside his manager Reverend Azazel ignoring all the fans that have turned on him due to new found attitude. He storms into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here’s the current number one contender to Chandler Hopkins Television title Chris. Ever since Raven Horse broke away from the likes of Prophet and Chandler Hopkins and sided with Reverend Azazel his career has skyrocketed.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Like him or hate him, Reverend Azazel has turned Raven Horse’s career around. He’s gotten Raven Horse and his tag team the Natural Disasters into title contention. You can’t ask for much more than that.
[ The bell rings and they lock up and Funny Bones almost immediately tries to take Raven Horse over with an arm drag, but Raven Horse puts the brakes on and spins him around, slamming a huge clothesline into him! Raven Horse then lifts Funny Bones up into a pumphandle slam! Raven Horse drops down, trying to hook in the Halo (The Crippler Crossface), but Funny Bones rolls to the outside to break it up and tries to get his wits about him. Reverend Azazel walks toward him, mocking him and laughing at him that he almost lost the match to the hands of Raven Horse. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Smart move by Funny Bones to get the hell out of the ring and get some distance between Raven Horse and himself.
[ Funny Bones fakes like he’s going to get into the ring and as Raven Horse goes to meet him, Funny Bones kicks the middle rope up into Raven Horse’s neck! Funny Bones then springs into the ring with a jumping forearm, knocking Raven Horse down to the mat. Funny Bones grabs Raven Horse by the leg and turns him over into a half Boston crab, but Raven Horse flings himself free, sending Funny Bones head first into the turnbuckles. Funny Bones is dazed as he wanders out of the corner and right into a Raven Horse belly-to-belly suplex! Funny Bones staggers to his feet, but Raven Horse charges in shoulder blocking him down to the mat. Raven Horse drives a knee into the face of Funny Bones and then puts him into a side headlock. Raven Horse grinds away at it and then starts punching him in the face, while his head is twisted to the side in the headlock. Funny Bones is able to counter into a quick back slide into a pin …1 …and Raven Horse kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice move by Funny Bones to convert that side headlock into a backslide pinning situation.
[ Funny Bones gets barely a one count before Raven Horse gets to his feet. Funny Bones chops him in the chest and then pulls down one of his knee pads and delivers a running knee right to the face of Raven Horse! Raven Horse is seeing stars as Funny Bones quickly hooks the leg …1 …2 …and another kickout by Raven Horse!!! Ringside, Reverend Azazel pounds on the mat trying to get his Raven Horse energized and focused. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a massive knee to the head by Funny Bones that nearly decapitated Raven Horse. It’s been all Funny Bones for a while now.
[ Raven Horse is slow to get to his feet, but Funny Bones wastes no time as he climbs up to the top rope. Funny Bones leaps off with a crossbody in mind, but Raven Horse catches him in mid-air into an arm drag take down dropping Funny Bones to the mat locking in the Halo (The Crippler Crossface)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a move!!! Funny Bones was going for a big top rope move, but Raven Horse was ready for it and he caught Funny Bones in an arm drag take down and managed to twist it into his finisher called the Halo (The Crippler Crossface)!!! ]
[ The referee is right there checking on Funny Bones. Funny Bones is screaming in pain as Raven Horse wrenches back on Funny Bones’ head and neck!! Funny Bones can’t take the pain and taps out!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, Raven Horse!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Raven Horse picks up a big win tonight as he heads straight at Chandler Hopkins and his W.W.E. Television title!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more Mike. It’s just a matter of time before Hopkins is going to be forced to defend his Television title against Raven Horse.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hopkins better get his head straight. He seems hell bent on taking the fight to the World Champion Alexander Stone, but in the meantime, the wolves are gathering at the door hungry for his title. Chris, I’m getting word that something is going on backstage outside the office of DDP. Let’s go to the back and see what’s going on.
[ The show cuts to the back where the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat is pounding on the General Manager DDP’s office door. ]
[ The door opens and DDP glares out at the tag team champions. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Let me guess, the two of you are here about the Woke Queens and the Women’s World tag Team titles?
Loca – Stop playen’ games. Ya damn well know why we’re here!! Dem bitches stole what doesn’t belong to dem and we wan’em back!!!
Delta – We want our straps, and we want a piece of da Woke Queens!!! Dem bitches gonna pay for what dey did to us at the pay per view!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Well, I’m sorry but the Woke Queens are not on the card tonight and honestly, I haven’t heard from them since Undisputed so…
Loca – So what’cha gonna do about it?
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – What the hell am I supposed to do about it? Maybe you didn’t hear me? They… are… not… here!!! They are not answering their phones and they aren’t answering my texts. My hands are tied ladies.
Delta – You wont deal wit dis, then we will!!!
[ Caged Heat storms away from DDP leaving him standing there rolling his eyes as the cameras go back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caged Heat is pissed off Chris, and unfortunately there’s nothing that DDP, or anyone can do about it. The Woke Queens and the Women’s World Tag Team titles are missing.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s right Mike, he just told the tag champs that he has not heard or have seen the Woke Queens since the pay per view. It’s like they dropped off the planet for fucks sake.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time for our next match of the night. It’s a big tag team match as the Hooligans take on a brand-new tag team that has just been signed by the Empire in the Koloff Dynasty. Let’s go back to the ring for some great tag team action!!!
The Hooligans vs The Koloff Dynasty
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 462 lbs., Reno and Scum; they are the Hooligans!
[ The crowd doesn’t know whether to boo or cheer these two odd individuals as “We are Scum” by Reno and Scum blares across the arena as the tag team duo of Reno and Scum make their way down to the ring and climb in, pacing around waiting for their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Hooligans came off their very first win just two weeks ago when they defeated Los Vipers in a stunning upset.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stunning upset? You mean that you were shocked that Los Vipers didn’t win with Tito Escobar in their corner helping them cheat to win.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yeah, exactly Chris. But it wasn’t like the Hooligans didn’t have help. If memory serves, Kahagas came down to the ring and inserted his presence into the match.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 472 lbs., Neal and Aleksandre Koloff; they are the Koloff Dynasty!!
[ The Russian National anthem plays as the sold out crowd boos and the two large Russian’s march down to the ring proudly waving their Russian flags. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two big Russians are newly signed to the Empire and hope to make their mark tonight by beating the Hooligan’s.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Good luck with that as the Hooligans are improving week in and week out. If anything, it’s going to be a good measuring stick for the Koloff Dynasty to see where they measure up here in the Empire.
[ Scum and Reno seem to be whispering, talking, shouting, but not necessarily at one another and not at anyone else either in the corner. Finally, Scum pulls Reno close and pets his head, whispering something to him. Neal doesn’t seem too impressed with their antics on his side of the ring, as he and Aleksandre high five each other. The referee goes over the rules and calls for the bell, but Neal doesn’t want to wait and shoots across knocking Scum up and over the ropes to the floor. Neal then starts pelting Reno with repeated right-hand shots, one right after the other. He knocks Reno backwards into the turnbuckles and then runs from one side to the other with a huge kick in the corner! Reno staggers out of the corner and Neal spins around clotheslining him down to the mat followed by a second rope senton by Neal! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Neal of the Koloff Dynasty is starting off like a house on fire taking it right at the Hooligans!!
[ Neal kicks Reno stiffly in the back and then goes to put on the rear naked choke, but Reno punches up to block it and staggers up to his feet, only for Neal to start chopping him into the corner. Reno fights back with a few stiff rights, but Neal quickly catches him and spins him over into a slam. Neal grabs the leg of Reno and drops down with a knee right across the knee of Reno. He then starts stomping on it. Neal is relentless in his assault on the legs, ramming his shoulder into his knee cap from behind repeatedly. Reno crouches down holding that leg and Neal kicks him time and time again. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is a great plan by the Koloff Dynasty to isolate the bigger Reno and take the big man out at the legs!!! If he can’t walk, he can’t use his power game!!
[ In comes Scum to rake Neal’s eyes from behind, but he can’t do much more as the referee forces him out of the ring. Neal comes back at Reno, but Reno shoves him away and Neal falls back to the mat showing the power of Reno. Reno is back up and is trying to shake some feeling back into his leg. A flying leg lariat by Neal catches Reno off balance and he falls back to the canvas! Neal is right on top of Reno twisting his leg and attempting to apply a Figure four leglock on Reno. Neal just about has it applied when Scum comes in again and nails Neal from behind. This time Reno is able to pin Neal’s legs down and Scum unloads with several kicks to the face of Neal. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Reno needs to find a way to get the hell out of there and make the tag to Scum!!!
[ The referee forces Scum back out, but as Neal gets to his feet, Reno is able to shoulder block him down. Reno tags out to Scum, who comes in and clips Neal from behind with a vicious shot to the back of the head. He lifts Neal up and drops him down neck first across the middle rope. Neal reaches up, trying to tag Aleksandre, but just as he’s about to tag in to Aleksandre, Reno yanks Aleksandre off the apron! Scum continues his assault on Neal as he’s not able to reach his partner. Scum hammers away at Neal in the corner. He pulls him forward and slams Neal’s back into his knee, with a sit-down style backbreaker. Scum now grabs the neck of Neal and twists it around, trying to turn it in ways it’s not supposed to go. Aleksandre finally breaks free of Reno on the outside and goes back to his corner. He reaches for a tag to Neal, but they are too far apart as Scum has Neal tied up in the middle of the ring. Neal slowly fights free with forearms. Scum is able to muscle Neal back into the corner, where Reno wraps the tag rope around his neck and chokes him. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Getting Scum into this match was just the injection of adrenaline that this team needed. Now it’s the Koloff Dynasty that are on their heels!!!
[ Scum distracts the referee and then moves him out of the way and charges in with a huge head of steam into a corner splash on Neal! Scum then flips Neal out of the corner and is quickly on top of him grinding Neal’s neck with a well applied neck twist. He reaches down with one arm and adds in a traditional old school shoulder claw, ripping at Neal’s trapezoid muscles. Neal tries to fight his way free as Aleksandre claps for him in the corner, but can’t get loose as the combo of shoulder and neck attack seems to be working well for Scum. Scum continues to grind away at Neal, but Neal reaches up and smacks at his head, then fires backwards headbutts until he releases the hold. ] [
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That was a desperate move by Neal who knew he was fucked if he didn’t find a way to get away from the buzzsaw called Scum!!!
Both men are down on the canvas, not moving. The headbutts took their toll on both men. Finally, Scum is up, but as he tries a big senton, Neal rolls out of the way! Neal is back onto his feet and nails Scum with a drop kick that sends Scum into the turnbuckles. Neal tags out to Aleksandre and he comes in with comes in with a flying lariat. Aleksandre lifts Scum up and snap suplexs him over. Now Aleksandre turns and takes a swing at Reno, but Reno ducks and then grabs his neck and drops him down across the top rope snapping Aleksandre down to the mat holding his throat! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Great thinking by Reno to slow Aleksandre down!!!
[ Neal is yelling at Aleksandre to get up, but Scum is on him like a vulture, stomping and kicking away. He lifts Aleksandre up and throws him into the turnbuckles followed by repeated shoulder shots to the gut! Scum whips Aleksandre into the opposite corner, but as he charges in for another corner splash, Aleksandre gets the boot up! Scum slams down to the mat in a heap as Aleksandre picks him up and drives him into the mat with an inverted DDT! Aleksandre covers Scum up hooking the leg …1 …2 …and Scum kicks out at the last second!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – At the last second Aleksandre gets his big boot up and takes Scum’s head off. That followed by a very nice inverted DDT nearly won them the match!!!
[ Aleksandre lifts Scum up, but Scum drops down behind him and shoves him forward and Aleksandre cracks heads with Neal! Scum tags out to Reno who scoops Aleksandre up and does a running snake eye slam into the turnbuckles. Aleksandre stumbles back right into the Scum City Driver (Slingshot into a Death Valley Driver)!!! Reno drops down making the covers …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Hooligans!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Hooligans have made it two in a row!!!
[ Before the Hooligans can celebrate their victory, Los Vipers hit the ring and attack them from behind led by the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Cartel is decimating the Hooligans!!! We need help out here!!!
[ The Cartel stomps the hell out of the Hooligans when suddenly the crowd pops as Caristico runs down the ramp armed with a steel chair and dives into the ring. ]
[ The Cartel rolls out of the ring as Caristico begs them to come back in and face him like a man. Tito Escobar smiles at Caristico and asks for a mic. Harvey Weinstein obliges and gives him the mic. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Well look who decided to show his face in Cartel business again!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Caristico opens the ring ropes for the Cartel to get their ass back in the ring. Escobar smiles at Caristico shaking his head no at him. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – No my friend, not like this. Not when you want it. You see, I’m the Mexican Heavyweight Champion; not you!!! You don’t call the shots around here, I do!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off at Tito wanting those chicken shit Cartel members to get back in the ring and get their asses handed to them. Caristico asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Check the rankings, pendejo; I’m the new number one contender!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Oh that’s cute. Kahagas loses to me and that makes you the number one guy now. Well things don’t work that way. You have to earn a match with me, and I tell you what; next week on Adrenaline… if you can beat my boys… Los Vipers in a handicap match… I might, just might give you that title match you want so badly!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Caristico looks around the sold out arena looking for their approval. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You’re on!!!
[ Tito Escobar smiles evilly at Caristico as he and his men walk to the back. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge match just signed for next week. If Caristico can beat Los Vipers in a handicap match then he just might get a shot at Tito’s United States Heavyweight title!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s a big if Mike. I wouldn’t trust Tito one second if you think that Tito is going to give Caristico anything he’s asking for.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, Salena of the Chain Gang has asked for time tonight to address the tag team situation here in the Empire. Let’s go to the back and listen to what she has to say.
[ The show swings back to the dressing room area where Salena is standing by with her tag team the Chain Gang. ]
Salena – Two weeks ago, my boys had a Number One Contendership match against those hicks the Lynch Mob; and everyone watching saw exactly what I saw. Hell, even Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson calling the match saw what we all saw… and that’s the Chain Gang… my team; was dominating the Lynch Mob!!! That is until the so-called World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny decided to flip the switch and attack “The Street Profit” Eddie O’Shay!!! The Tag champs know they can’t beat us at the Day of Reckoning pay per view, so they decided to back those country bumpkins… and we all know how that ended don’t we? The Lynch Mobs hands were raised and they punched their tickets to Day of Reckoning.
[ Salena pauses trying to compose herself. ]
Salena – But gentlemen, don’t worry. We’re not going to hunt you down and attack you like you did us. No, we’re not like that. What we do want, is what is owed to us. What the two of you stole from us and that is a shot at your World Tag Team titles!!!
[ Salena smiles into the camera. ]
Salena – But don’t think that we need an answer from you. No, no, no boys; this isn’t the way we’re playing the game. You see my boys and I went right to the top of the ladder and we got the opportunity that we were looking for. Next week on Adrenaline, it’s going to be the Natural Disasters versus the Chain Gang for a World Tag Team title shot at Eve of Destruction on May 2nd!!!
[ Salena blows a kiss into the camera as the show swings back to Mike and Chris ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit Chris, next week is building up to be a hell of a night. We now have a Number One Contendership match between the Chain Gang and the Natural Disasters to go along with Caristico versus Los Vipers in a handicap match and to top it off it’s going to be the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone taking on Chandler Hopkins!!! Three massive matches and many, many more!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a show we are going to have next week. I can’t wait to see what else is planned for the night.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I am hearing that the Woke Queens will be in action along with Arik Cannon and Christina Darling will be back in action now under the leadership of Reverend Azazel. I can’t wait to see her transformation. Well folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event of the evening!!! We have Twisted SisterZ taking on Medusa Complex as these two great tag teams jockey for position to see who is going to face Caged Heat at this month Day of Reckoning pay per view event. Harvey, it’s all yours buddy. Take it away!!!
Twisted SisterZ vs Medusa Complex
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 269 lbs., Holidead and Thunder Rosa; they are Twisted SisterZ!!
[ The crowd goes wild as “Unstoppable” by KatDeluna rocks the arena as Thunder Rosa and Holidead rush the ring diving under the bottom rope and posing for their fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here are Twisted SisterZ Chris. They are currently the two contenders to Cage Heats World Tag Team titles. What a match-up this is going to be as they take on the team that fell to Caged Heat at the pay per view.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Some people that are in the know say that if it wasn’t for the Woke Queens back in the World Tag Team title tournament, it would have been Twisted SisterZ that would have made it to the pay per view, not Medusa Complex!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I think everyone is forgetting that it really started when the Woke Queens were distracted by Twisted SisterZ during their match with Caged Heat where they ended up losing and getting knocked out of the tournament.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 234 lbs., Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie; they are Medusa Complex!!
[ “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie rocks the arena as the fans cheer on the very popular Medusa Complex. The two women make their way to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Medusa Complex wrestled a hell of a match at Undisputed Chris. Those four women fought for over thirty minutes, but at the end of the night Caged Heat walked out the new Women’s World Tag Team Champions!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That was then and this is now. Medusa Complex is still ranked as the Number One Contender and if they want a rematch against Caged Heat at the Day of Reckoning pay per view, they are going to have to find a way to beat Twisted SisterZ tonight.
[ The referee calls for the bell and all fucking hell breaks loose as Holidead and Millie McKenzie duke it out, and Charli Evans and Thunder Rosa do the same! The sneak attack has seemingly given Twisted SisterZ the edge, backing their respective opponents into opposite corners with some stiff shots. They then turn and look at each other before looking to Irish whip Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie into one another in the center of the ring only for Medusa Complex to reverse and cause Twisted SisterZ to collide instead, knocking them both goofy! Millie McKenzie takes down Holidead with a clothesline! Charli Evans knocks Thunder Rosa off her feet with a picture-perfect dropkick! The referee tries to restore order, demanding one of them return to the apron. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Medusa Complex got the best of that melee, but this match has a long fucking way to go!!!
[ Millie McKenzie does the honors on this occasion, allowing Charli Evans to take Thunder Rosa by the head and pull her back to a vertical base, landing some stiff punches for good measure. She now whips Thunder Rosa into the corner before charging in and following up with a big-time running forearm smash, causing her to stagger forwards and then get nailed with a Pelé Kick for good measure! Charli Evans goes for the early cover …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa easily kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful Pele Kick by Charli Evans sent Thunder Rosa’s head spinning!!!
[ Charli Evans pulls Thunder Rosa up by her hair only to snap mare her over into the desired position, hitting the ropes in front and coming back with a short dropkick right to her face! Rather than go for the pin this time, Charli Evans looks over at her partner, who now calls out for the tag. However, Charli Evans decides not to give it, instead pulling Thunder Rosa back upright and hooking her up. She lifts her opponent into the air for a suplex yet somehow, Thunder Rosa manages to slip free and land on her feet behind Charli Evans with a waist lock. She then pushes Charli Evans up into the ropes before rolling backwards, looking for an O’Connor roll into the cover, but Charli Evans holds onto the ropes, sending Thunder Rosa over all on her own! As Charli Evans hits the ropes, Holidead runs along the apron and hits Charli Evans with a surprise enziguri kick to the face that completely changes the complexion of the match! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a swift kick right to her pie hole!!! Any move like that may have a long-lasting impact on a match like this!!!
[ The fans boo as Thunder Rosa now makes the tag to Holidead, who enters the ring and immediately puts the boots to Charli Evans! She then drops down and slaps on a rear chin lock, looking to not only wear Charli Evans down as the referee is right there to check on Charli Evans and see if she wants to give it up! However, there’s not a chance in hell that Charli Evans will do so, instead starting to slowly but surely battle her way back to a vertical base as Holidead struggles to keep her grip intact! That becomes even more difficult as Charli Evans hits a series of back elbows that loosen the chin lock enough for Charli Evans to take off for the ropes only to get caught with a spear on the return! Holidead quickly makes the pin attempt …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Charli kicks out with authority!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Charli thought she was back in control of the match, but little did she know that Holidead was five moves ahead of her!!!
[ There’s some words shared with the referee and Holidead over the speed of his counting before Holidead now tags Thunder Rosa back into the match, where the Twisted SisterZ join forces in dragging Charli Evans back to her feet and whips her off the ropes! They lower their heads for a double back body drop but Charli Evans stops short, kicking Thunder Rosa in the chest to knock her upright! She then looks to follow up with an enziguri, but Thunder Rosa ducks that, right as Holidead lifts her head to see what’s going on, inadvertently taking the full force of the enziguri herself! That sends Holidead sprawling out to the ringside floor!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well that didn’t fucking go as planned!!!
[ Thunder Rosa goes to apologize to her tag team partner before angrily turning around and taking a wild swing at Charli Evans who ducks the shot and hooks her opponent from behind, hitting a spinning headlock elbow drop! The move leaves the both of them down for several moments, at least until Charli Evans summons the strength and determination to crawl towards her corner where Millie McKenzie is waiting! She gets closer and closer but then a groggy Thunder Rosa grabs her by the leg, stopping Charli Evans mere inches away from the tag! That is, only for Charli Evans to roll onto her back and then kick Thunder Rosa halfway across the ring, finally diving that last little bit to bring in Millie McKenzie! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Millie is like an out-of-control freight train and she’s coming right at Thunder Rosa!!!
[ Thunder Rosa staggers back to her feet and is immediately caught with a running knee lift to the jaw that spins her around, right as Millie McKenzie keeps his momentum going, bouncing off the ropes and following up with a huge lariat! She’s all fired up as she now pulls Thunder Rosa upright and into an arm wringer, immediately dropping her with a Russian leg sweep. Millie McKenzie then heads over to the corner, lifting herself onto the middle rope and then coming off with a diving headbutt! She makes the cover on Thunder Rosa …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Holidead dives in to break it up! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That wa a huge save by Holidead to keep her team in this match!!!
[ However, that just puts Holidead on Millie McKenzie’s shit list as she nails her with some big European uppercuts before sending her off into the ropes and hitting a Lout Thesz press on the return, complete with mounted punches! The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and is forced to step and forces Millie McKenzie to put a stop to that, trying to get Holidead to return her corner when all of a sudden, the legal person; Thunder Rosa rolls Millie McKenzie up from behind with a schoolboy from out of nowhere with the pin attempt …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Millie kicks out as the crowd goes nuts!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Millie was so ass-bent on Holidead she forgot who the fucking legal person was in the match!!! That mistake nearly cost them the match right there!!!
[ Thunder Rosa nearly just stole it right there, but if anything, that only serves to fire up Millie McKenzie even more! She meets Thunder Rosa with another series of European uppercuts to force her into the corner before backing across the ring and signaling to the Empire’s faithful. She charges back and hits a corner splash on Thunder Rosa!!! Thunder Rosa is in a daze as she staggers forwards and gets lifted onto Millie McKenzie’s shoulders before being brought down against her knee with a fireman’s carry neck breaker! Thunder Rosa looks to be out cold as Millie McKenzie goes for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Holidead pulls the referee by the leg from ringside floor, denying her the chance to count three! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Highway fucking robbery Chris!!! Holidead dragged the referee to the floor to stop the count and save the day yet again!!!
[ The referee rolls back into the ring and leans through the ropes and shouts a warning at Holidead demanding that she respect his authority but as the exchange continues, Charli Evans re-enters the squared circle, momentarily locking eyes with her partner before hitting the ropes opposite and then diving over the top of both the referee and the ropes, hitting Holidead with a suicide somersault senton to wipe her out! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Charli Evans just wiped out Holidead with a suicide dive over the top of the referee and the top rope!!!
[ Charli Evans remains down and out on top of Holidead on the floor, while back inside the ring, Millie McKenzie realizes it’s time to end this! She grabs Thunder Rosa by the head and starts to pull her back to her feet when all of a sudden, Thunder Rosa hits a rake to the eyes out of sheer desperation! That temporarily blinds Millie McKenzie, allowing Thunder Rosa to run and jump onto the middle rope in the corner, hitting a springboard enziguri to knock her opponent down! Thunder Rosa is still too beaten up to make the cover right away, instead taking a few moments to gather herself before finally hitting Millie McKenzie with a few stomps for good measure. She now pulls her up and grabs Millie McKenzie from behind, looking for a German suplex, but Millie McKenzie elbows her way free before performing a standing switch, only to shove Thunder Rosa towards the corner! She then signals the crowd before looking for a cartwheel corner elbow smash, yet Thunder Rosa pulls herself out of the way at the last second, causing Millie McKenzie to collide with the turnbuckles! Quick as a flash, Thunder Rosa drags her opponent down to the canvas, looking to lock in the Crippler Crossface and she’s got it! The referee gets right in there to ask if Millie McKenzie wants to give it up! The pain must be tremendous as Millie McKenzie’s arm is nearly wrenched from its socket and her neck is pulled back in grotesque fashion and yet she refuses to surrender! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This could be it!!! Thunder Rosa has the Crippler Crossface locked in in the center of the ring and there’s no place for Millie to go!!!
[ The crowd can’t help but be in awe of that never-say-die attitude as Thunder Rosa tries to crank back even harder, causing Millie McKenzie to start fading out! From out of nowhere, Charli Evans comes crashing down onto Thunder Rosa with a double foot stomp breaking up the submission! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Charli Evans from the top rope with a double foot stomp to save her partner from that Crossface Submission!!!
[ The referee immediately tries to get Charli out of the ring again, with Charli Evans doing as she’s told, but not taking her eyes off Millie McKenzie as she does so, willing her reluctant partner on. Meanwhile, Thunder Rosa has shaken off the cobwebs to now start pulling Millie McKenzie upright, calling out for the Fire Thunder Driver (Belly to belly piledriver)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Thunder Rosa is calling for it!!! She’s going for the kill!!!
[ Thunder Rosa sets up for her patented finisher, but as Thunder Rosa lifts Millie McKenzie into the air, she fights back with her free leg, kneeing her in the head a couple of times to force Thunder Rosa to put her back down! Before Thunder Rosa even knows what’s hit her, Millie McKenzie grabs her and with Charli Evans they hit the Petrification (Millie does Suplex and Charli does Super kick)!!! Millie rolls Thunder Rosa up as Charli keeps Holidead out of the ring …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Medusa Complex!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a great match by both teams tonight and Medusa Complex just solidified their place at the top of the…
[ Suddenly, as Medusa Complex is celebrating their victory tonight; the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat hit the ring and attack Medusa Complex from behind!!! ]
[ As Medusa Complex get beat down, Holidead and Thunder Rosa try and help them, but they took get beaten down for their good intentions!!! Loca demands a mic and Harvey hands her one. ]
Loca – Woke Queens, we want our fucking straps back!! We can do this the easy way, or we can do it our way!!!
[ Suddenly the crowd pops as the Woke Queens enter the ring behind Caged Heat and just as the Women’s World Tag Team Champions turn around the Woke Queens deck them both with super kicks at the same damn time!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Woke Queens are here!!! They’ve been here the whole fucking time!!!
[ The Woke Queens stand amongst the six beaten and battered women holding onto the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!! ]