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Live from the sold-out North Charleston Coliseum in North Charleston, South Carolina
Monday Night July 19th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Folks, we are getting off to a fast and furious start tonight as the United States Champion Tank Edge along with Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito, better known as Yomi-no-Kuni are marching down to the ring with a purpose!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as Tank Edge, who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand; storms down to the ring followed by his two Japanese friends. The climbs into the ring and Tank demands a mic and Harvey Weinstein hands him one. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’ve got a bad feeling about this!!! We haven’t heard from Tank in a week and it seems like he’s been stewing the entire time!!!
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – Cut my damn music.
[ And the music stops and the crowd gives him a standing ovation. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – So, I’m going to make this real damn simple. Dave, Go-D or whatever it is you’re calling yourself these day... get out here so I can kick your ass!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We are assuming, and it’s only an assumption; that Tank is upset about what happened to him in the ring during last week’s main event when Go-D had the opportunity to stop Tito Escobar from attacking Tank but he chose to do nothing.
[ Tank waits impatiently and nobody comes out. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – Dave, I’m not playing games. Get your ass out here cause this show isn’t going to start until...
[ In mid-sentence, “It’s me... it’s me... it’s D... D... P!!!” rocks the arena and the General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page walks out and down the ramp. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Tank!!! Tank you need to calm down, man!!! Dave and the boys, they are not here tonight.
[ Tank smiles at Page as he watches him climb into the ring. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – You see, I knew you were going to say some bullshit line when you walked your ass out here. You see, you and I both know you’re in bed with them. That you’re as much as Legacy as they are!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Come on man. You know that’s not true. I’ve got nothing but the Empires best interest at...
[ Without warning or remorse, Tank blasts DDP in the face with the Gauntlet of the Gods knocking him out cold!!! The crowd goes wild as Tank drags DDP up to his feet on spaghetti legs when Shane McMahon walks out on stage with mic in hand. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Tank, stop!!! Just stop for a second and listen to me!!! Page wasn’t lying to you, Dave and Legacy; they are not here tonight!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Shane better watch what he says right now because Tank is no mood to play games!!!
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Now I saw what Dave did to you, and trust me; it was wrong on so many levels. Legacy was supposed to mean something. It was supposed to be our way of giving back to the people that loved the Empire. But it went sideways. Dave and Legacy turned it into their own little war against what we have built since reopening the Empire. It’s wrong, and I get it. But this... this isn’t the way to fix things. You want Dave and I want to give him to you. So this is what I am going to do. Thursday night on Afterburn, I am going to sign a match. It’s going to be Dave and Legacy against you three.
[ Tank tosses DDP aside like a rag doll. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – Just make sure his ass shows up!!!
[ Tank along with his two friends storm out of the ring as the show swings back to Phillip and Caristico ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man what a crazy start to the show as Tank wanted revenge on Legacy and he was willing to take it out on DDP to get it.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tank’s walking a fine line right now with Shane. If he pushes him to far, he very well could strip Tank of the United States title and that’s something nobody wants to see happen.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man, I have to catch my breath here for a second and refocus on tonight’s matches and what a show we have in store for all of you watching around the world. In tag team action we will see the Golden BoyZ now managed by Tony Tran take on the Hooligans. It was just last week on Afterburn that the Hooligans attacked Travis Black and nearly put him on the shelf when the Golden BoyZ came out to help him.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yes and no. I would like to think the Golden BoyZ did it out of the kindness of their hearts, but I really think they came out because Tran wants to sign this kid to a long-term deal.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You could be very right in your assumptions. It makes perfect sense. Staying with tag team action, we will also finally see S.E.X. take on the duo of Bloody Mary and Havok. Both teams are positioning themselves to be a threat to Medusa Complex’s Women’s World Tag Team titles. Whoever wins this match should go a long way in getting to that title match.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Everyone looks at Katie Forbes and Spice and considers this team a joke, but to me all they keep doing is winning. Mary and Havok better not let their guards down tonight or we could be looking at an upset in the making.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In another huge tag team match we are going to see the Chain Gang take on Los Vipers in a non-title match. Los Vipers look to prove that they belong in the title hunt and by getting a win over the champions tonight will just do that.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You know, overall wins and losses Los Vipers are only percentage points behind the champions. This may be a more even match than anyone thinks. Los Vipers have shown drastic improvements over the past few months!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Turning to singles action, we will see Gabby Jetson taking on Amber Nova in tonight’s main event. Caristico, this is a rematch of Red, White and Bruised where Gabby took it to the Women’s World Champion in a very good match that saw Amber retain her title.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Gabby needs this win tonight to stay in the title conversation whether it be for the Women’s World title or the Women’s National title. A loss for Gabby tonight could knock her right out of contention for either title.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tonight, we will also see the former United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar back in action for the first time since losing his title as he takes on Tiger King.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tito may have lost his title to Tank, but this war is far, far from over and as we saw last week; Tito isn’t afraid of using underhanded tactics to get at Tank. Especially now that Tank is so laser focused on Go-D and his Legacy team, he has seemed to forget that he has a title to defend.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We have all that, and so much more; as we kick things off with Mil Muertes taking on Joey Ryan in singles action.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is a joke, right? Joey Ryan against Mil Muertes? Joey better hope that Mil Muertes doesn’t bust up his face because he’s going to need it after the roster cuts get him!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Ladies and gentlemen, let’s go to the ring for the introductions for our opening bout of the night.
Joey Ryan vs Mil Muertes
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Tito Escobar and Los Vipers; he weighs in at 245 lbs., this is… “The Man of a Thousand Deaths”… Mil Muertes!!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos as “Ave Vampire” by Dale Oliver explodes through the arena and the Cartel marches down to the ring and climb in. Los Vipers mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold-out crowd as Tito stands between them arms out wide!!! Mil Muertes ominously stands in the center of the ring towering over all of them. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a monster this man is and to think he’s under the complete control of Tito Escobar!!! That is a very dangerous group of men Tito has compiled!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I couldn’t agree more as I felt first-hand what they can do to you, and when Holidead gets back from her injury, they will be even more deadly.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., he is… “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This guy’s as cocky as ever. You would think a guy with two wins in under his belt would take this match against Mil Muertes a little more seriously.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If you ask me, the roster cuts can’t come soon enough for this guy. He’s an absolute joke and Mil Muertes is going to eat him alive tonight!!!
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Joey rips the mask of Mil Muertes blinding him momentarily and hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Mil Muertes. Joey quickly rolls him up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Look at the smug smile on Joey Ryan’s face as he looks pretty proud of himself. It’s too bad that all he did was pissed the Man of a Thousand Deaths off even more!!!
[ Mil Muertes nails Joey with a brain buster. Mil Muertes drives a European uppercut into Joey. Mil Muertes attempts the Curb Stomp, but Joey quickly rolls out of the way. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes and misses with an elbow. Joey goes for a chokehold, but Mil Muertes counters it with a stiff kick to the midsection. Mil Muertes tries for an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Joey counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Joey hits a backbreaker on Mil Muertes. Joey attempts a bulldog, but Mil Muertes counters it with the torture rack. Joey is valiantly trying to break the hold and manages to grab the ropes forcing Mil Muertes to let go. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and misses with a shoulderblock but Joey counters with a belly-to-belly suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey locks Mil Muertes in a boot choke in the corner as Todd Sinclair warns Joey to let go. Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Joey lets go with a shit eating grin on his face. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Joey better stop playing games with Mil Muertes and start taking this match seriously!!!
[ Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes, but Mil Muertes reverses it and nails Joey with a takeover suplex. Mil Muertes nails an elbowdrop on Joey. Mil Muertes is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Joey Ryan kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Mil Muertes just drove the point of his elbow right through Joey Ryan!!!
[ Mil Muertes puts Joey in an arm grapevine submission. Joey tries to escape the hold. Joey is valiantly trying to break the hold. Joey tries to fight the pain. Joey breaks the hold by getting his foot on the bottom rope. Joey drives a European uppercut into Mil Muertes. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes and hits Mil Muertes with a drop kick. Joey hits a gutbuster on Mil Muertes and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Mil Muertes gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Nice gut buster by Joey Ryan almost stole him the victory. He needs to keep on Mil Muertes if he stands a chance of winning.
[ Joey hits a belly-to-back suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey runs into the ropes and Joey and Mil Muertes each get hit with a double clothesline. Joey gets up and goes for a Discus lariat, but Mil Muertes counters it with a release German suplex. Mil Muertes hits an elbowdrop on Joey. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and Joey attempts a dropkick, but Mil Muertes steps out of the way. Mil Muertes nails an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Joey. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Joey counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Joey hits the Curb Stomp on Mil Muertes. Joey runs into the ropes, but Mil Muertes hits Joey with a shoulderblock. Mil Muertes goes for a top rope elbowdrop, but Joey moves out of the way and Mil Muertes crashes to the mat. Joey covers Mil Muertes as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Mil Muertes telegraphed that top rope elbow drop from a mile away and it gave Joey too much time to get out of the way!!!
[ Joey nails a dropkick on Mil Muertes. Joey uses a facerake on Mil Muertes. Joey goes for a lariat, but Mil Muertes blocks it. Mil Muertes nails a standing a dropkick on Joey. Mil Muertes drives a chop into Joey. Joey is begging him to stop. Mil Muertes goes for a bulldog, but Joey counters it with a low blow that stuns Mil Muertes. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes, but Mil Muertes reverses it. Mil Muertes attempts a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but Joey counters it with a lariat. Joey goes for the Curb Stomp, but Mil Muertes leg whips Joey into the bottom turnbuckle. Mil Muertes is going for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Joey Ryan kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Joey Ryan is giving the much larger Mil Muertes fits right now as the much smaller porn star is taking it right at the dead man!!!
[ Mil Muertes complains to the referee about a slow count. Joey drives a knee into the back of Mil Muertes. Joey drives a back fist into Mil Muertes. Joey uses a mask pull to drag Mil Muertes to his feet. Joey hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey puts Mil Muertes in a chokehold in the corner again and Todd Sinclair warns Joey to let go as he starts his count ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Joey lets go, arms out wide; strutting around the ring, taunting the crowd as they boo the shit out of him. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This guy is so full of himself he’s got no idea what kind of ass beating he’s in for if Mil Muertes can turn this match around.
[ Joey hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Mil Muertes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Another near fall by Joey Ryan has even me wondering if he can pull off the miracle!!!
[ Joey nails Mil Muertes with a belly-to-back suplex. Joey hits a running double knee smash on Mil Muertes. Joey takes Mil Muertes down with a running powerslam as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Joey is starting to look a little frustrated right now as he has scored two straight pin attempts, but Mil Muertes is still kicking out!!!
[ Joey nails a Discus Punch that levels Mil Muertes. Joey is going for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Mil Muertes gets his shoulder up! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That underhand right cross just clocked Mil Muertes and the huge Mexican is seeing stars right now!!!
[ Joey hits a gutwrench suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey drives a back elbow into Mil Muertes. Joey drives an uppercut into Mil Muertes. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes, but Mil Muertes reverses it. Joey hits a lariat on Mil Muertes. Joey runs into the ropes and hits Mil Muertes with an elbow. Joey drives another uppercut into Mil Muertes. Joey hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey nails Mil Muertes with a gutbuster. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes, but Mil Muertes reverses it and drives a fist into the midsection of Joey that drives the wind out of him. Mil Muertes snaps and drives fist after fist into the midsection on Joe Ryan. Todd Sinclair warns Mil Muertes to stop, but the crazed man continues until Joey Ryan collapses to the mat holding his ribs. Todd Sinclair disqualifies Mil Muertes as the big man hoists Joey Ryan in the air and launches him over the top rope and through the announcer’s table!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It’s a damn good thing we saw that coming partner or he would have taken us out too!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I think we should consider moving our broadcast table to a safer place, like maybe backstage.
[ Mil Muertes climbs down to the floor and drags Joey Ryan from the rubble of the announcers table and choke slams Joey onto the steel ring steps with a sickening thud!!! Joey arches his back in pain as he slides down the steps and comes to rest on the floor as blood trickles down his back from the fresh wounds. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – My God, Muertes is decimating Joey Ryan!!!
[ Security floods the ringside area trying to get Muertes off of Ryan, but Mil Muertes swats them away like flies. The enraged big man goes back after Joey Ryan again, but the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon walks out with a dozen security guards. ]
[ Tito rushes over to Mil Muertes and stops the monster from hurting Joey Ryan any further as Shane just glares at Tito Escobar and his Cartel screaming at them to get the hell out of here!!! ]
Time of match: 0:09:01
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, Joey Ryan!!!
[ Joey is helped to his feet stumbling and staggering around on spaghetti legs with the help of the EMT’s and he looks at Shane asking... ]
“The Don” Joey Ryan – Did... did I win?
[ Shane rolls his eyes at the idiot as he’s helped back up the ramp. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, Joey Ryan may have won this match, but he’s going to take a side trip to the ER before going home that’s for sure.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let me say this. For anyone out there considering taking on Mil Muertes, think again. This guys a monster who enjoys dishing out pain.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back where our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with the now three-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions Medusa Complex.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing between Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie as they show off their World Tag Team titles to the camera. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, congratulations on becoming the three-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions as you defeated Caged Heat just four nights ago on Afterburn.
Charli Evans – Thank you Cindy. I just want to say to all the people that doubted us. To all the people that thought Medusa Complex was done. We’re back and we’re better than ever!!!
Cindy Meyers – Millie, what a crazy year it’s been so far for you. You and Charli have captured your third Women’s Tag Team titles and in less than two months’ time you have to face whomever the Women’s World champion is at that time. How are you feeling right now?
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – I’m feeling great and to be honest, I’m not even looking ahead to that match. All I care about right now is the fact that Charli and I hold these belts again.
[ Just then they are interrupted by the two-time Women’s World Champion Amber Nova as she claps hearing what Millie has to say. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Well look at the two of you with your new title belts all polished up!!! Very nice girls. And just to be clear, I never doubted the two of you. You’re both so feisty and all. But Millie, it hurts me to hear that you’re not even looking forward toward our match.
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Who’s to say that you’re even going to be the champion by then?
[ Amber laughs at her. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Sweetie, I’ve gone through the roster let’s face it, you all suck. I may just be forced to retire this belt and move on to a federation that gives me more competition.
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as Thunder Rosa walks onto the set and gets right in Amber Nova’s face. ]
Thunder Rosa – I think that you’re forgetting about me!!! I want... I deserve a shot at the Women’s World title!!!
[ Amber laughs again. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Silly little girl. Before you get your shot at me, you first have to go through Solo Darling, and I bet you a dollar to doughnuts that she whips your ass!!!
[ Amber walks off the set laughing at Thunder Rosa as Millie and Charli console her. The cameras pan back to Phillip and Caristico at the new announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa made the challenge and Amber Nova just laughed her off. Talk about completely disrespecting the competition here in the Empire!!! I for one would love to see Thunder Rosa take on the Women’s Champion Amber Nova at Summer Stampede and I promise you that all the fans at home would love to see it too.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You heard, as well as I did; what the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova just said. She doesn’t feel that there is anyone good enough here in the Empire that can beat her. She even said she might be forced to retire the belt due to lack of competition and leave the Empire for greener pastures!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The ladies in the back should take that as an insult and use that as a motivational tool to shut Amber Nova up once and for all. Folks, it’s time for our first of three huge tag team matches as the Hooligans take on the Tony Tran led Golden BoyZ!!! Let’s go to the ring for the intros.
The Golden BoyZ vs The Hooligans
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 462 lbs., Reno and Scum; they are… the Hooligans!!!
[ The crowd doesn’t know whether to boo or cheer these two odd individuals as “We are Scum” by Reno and Scum blares across the arena as the tag team duo of Reno and Scum make their way down to the ring and climb in, pacing around waiting for their opponents. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These guys came out on Afterburn and they maliciously attacked Travis Blake in what I think was a calculated assault due to the young man’s rising popularity. Think about it. What better way to raise your own popularity than to attack someone else’s?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I agree one hundred percent. This attack was a way to draw attention to themselves. That maybe if they can take Travis Blake down then they too would get the attention from managers around the Empire!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents!!! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran and weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., Jake and Dave Anderson; they are… The Golden BoyZ!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two brothers are trying anything they can to get back into title contention and that includes selling their souls to Tony Tran.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I was never a fan of Tony Tran twelve years ago. He always seemed like a suck-up to the ownership group and it got worse after he took those million dollars from Mark. His ego ballooned out of control.
[ The bell rings and Reno and Dave lock up. Reno runs into the ropes and Dave attempts a hair pull take down, but Reno blocks it. Reno drives a headbutt into Dave. Reno throws Dave out of the ring and Reno jumps onto him with a car crash cross body. Tony Tran comes from behind and distracts Reno and Dave launches Reno into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...Dave drives a European uppercut into Reno. Dave slams Reno into the ring apron. ...3 ...4 ...Dave goes for a football tackle, but Reno counters it with a kick to the head. ...5 ...6 ...Reno goes for a headbutt, but Dave blocks it. Dave gets back into the ring and Reno follows him back in. Reno tags out to Scum. Scum whips Dave into the ropes, but Dave reverses it and Scum hits Dave with a shoulder block. Scum covers Dave up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Dave kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It didn’t take long for this match to break down and go to the outside.
[ Scum takes Dave down with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Scum drives a lariat into Dave. Scum goes for a bearhug, but Dave counters it with a facerake. Dave tags out to Jake. Reno enters the ring and throws Dave out of the ring. Reno leaves the ring. Scum attempts a headbutt, but Jake blocks it. Jake kicks Scum. Scum kicks Jake. Jake punches Scum. Jake whips Scum into the ropes and Scum nails a lariat into Jake. Scum nails Jake with a pumphandle back breaker. Scum uses an eye gouge on Jake. Scum goes for a powerslam, but Jake counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Jake hits an atomic drop on Scum. Dave enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake and Dave hit Scum with a double splash. Reno enters the ring and throws Dave out of the ring. Reno nails a dropkick on Jake. Scum hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Jake. Reno leaves the ring. Scum takes Jake down with a waistlock takedown. Scum hits a cannonball senton on Jake. Scum puts Jake in a chokehold against the ropes as Ken Peterson warns Scum to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Scum lets go putting his hands in the air. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can feel the disdain these two teams have for each other right now.
[ Scum tags out to Reno. Now it’s Reno who locks Jake in a boot choke against the bottom ropes as Ken Peterson warns Reno to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Reno lets go backing off. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Hooligans are taking it right at Jake right now trying to isolate him from his brother!!!
[ Reno nails Jake with a backbreaker. Jake springs to his feet and drives a Discus lariat into Reno. Reno stumbles back and knocks down referee Ken Peterson. Jake hits a diving elbowsmash on Reno. Jake uses a go-behind on Reno and nails Reno with a clubbing forearm. Ken Peterson is back on the job. Jake goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Reno steps out of the way. Reno whips Jake into the turnbuckle and charges into the corner. Reno whips Jake into the ropes, but Jake reverses it. Jake goes for a back elbow, but Reno ducks out of the way. Reno kicks Jake. Jake kicks Reno. Reno punches Jake. Reno chops Jake. Reno hits an Exploder suplex on Jake. Reno runs into the ropes and attempts a lariat, but Jake counters it with a crucifix pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Reno gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Talk about a desperation pin attempt by Jake Anderson as he almost caught Reno sleeping!!!
[ Jake whips Reno into the ropes, and Jake hits Reno with a shoulderblock. Jake nails a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Reno. Jake takes Reno down with an armbar takedown. Jake goes for a Discus lariat, but Reno counters it with a release German suplex. Reno is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Reno gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I don’t think I have ever seen Reno and Scum wrestle a better match than they have tonight.
[ Reno drives a knife edge chop into Jake. Reno tags out to Scum. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double elbowsmash. Reno leaves the ring. Scum goes for a waistlock takedown, but Jake counters it with a backward kick. Jake nails Scum with a belly-to-back suplex. Jake tags out to Dave. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double fist to the midsection. Dave and Jake hit Scum with a double eye gouge. Jake leaves the ring. Dave attempts a bridging Exploder suplex, but Scum counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Scum attempts a clothesline, but Dave counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Scum is valiantly trying to break the hold and finally grabs the ropes. Dave whips Scum into the turnbuckle. Dave punches Scum. Dave chops Scum. Dave drives a running elbowsmash into Scum. Dave locks Scum in a boot choke in the corner as Ken Peterson warns Dave to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Dave lets go now putting his hands in the air mocking Scum. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These two teams are really pushing the referee to his breaking point. At some point he’s going to DQ one of them!!!
[ Ken Peterson warns Dave not to do that again. Dave drives a clothesline into Scum. Dave hits a dropkick on Scum. Dave attempts an eye gouge, but Scum blocks it. Scum hits an Exploder suplex on Dave. Scum attempts a gutbuster, but Dave counters it with a front-layout suplex. Dave tries for an uppercut, but Scum steps out of the way. Scum goes for an armdrag takedown, but Dave counters it with a lariat. Dave hits the Curb Stomp on Scum. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake hit Scum with a double splash. Reno enters the ring and lays out Jake. Reno leaves the ring. Scum hits a knife edge chop on Dave. Scum punches Dave. Dave chops Scum. Dave slaps Scum. Dave punches Scum. Scum chops Dave. Scum tags out to Reno. Reno and Scum whip Dave into the ropes and they hit Dave with a double clothesline. Jake enters the ring and throws Scum out of the ring. Dave and Jake hit Reno with a double eye gouge. Jake leaves the ring. Dave hits a dropkick on Reno. Dave runs into the ropes and hits Reno with an elbow. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake goes for a clothesline, but Reno counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Jake leaves the ring. Reno goes for a gutbuster, but Dave counters it with a front-layout suplex. Dave drives a clothesline into Reno. Dave attempts a boot choke, but Reno blocks it. Reno puts Dave in a bearhug, but Dave grabs the ropes. Reno runs into the ropes and Dave hits Reno with an elbow. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake goes for a dropkick, but Reno steps out of the way. Jake leaves the ring. Reno runs into the ropes and Dave hits Reno with a standing drop kick. Dave uses a mounted punch on Reno. Dave runs into the ropes and hits a spear on Reno. Dave uses an armbar takedown on Reno. Dave locks Reno in an arm grapevine, but Reno reaches the ropes. Dave nails Reno with the Curb Stomp. Dave runs into the ropes and drives a running knee strike into Reno. Dave nails Reno with a Discus lariat. Dave attempts to place Reno on the turnbuckle, but Reno blocks it. Dave whips Reno into the ropes and misses with a clothesline. Dave misses with a spin kick, but Reno nails Dave with a lariat. Reno tags out to Scum. Scum and Reno hit Dave with a double backbreaker. Scum and Reno hit Dave with a double atomic drop. Reno leaves the ring. Scum drives a European uppercut into Dave. Scum attempts a takeover suplex, but Dave counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Dave is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Scum kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Hooligans had Dave Anderson in a bad way and I am shocked that he was able to turn the tables on Scum and hit that suplex pinfall combination.
[ Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they attempt to hit Scum with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move and then hits them with a double clothesline. Jake leaves the ring. Scum hits a pumphandle powerslam on Dave as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Dave kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Beautiful pumphandle powerslam into a pin attempt by Scum as he hit the nineteen-minute mark and time is running out on both teams!!!
[ Scum nails a Discus lariat on Dave. Scum attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Dave uses a duck-down move on Scum. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they attempt to hit Scum with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Jake leaves the ring. Scum hits a rolling DDT on Dave. Scum runs into the ropes, but Tony Tran pulls down the top rope and Scum crashes to the floor. Ken Peterson threatens The Golden BoyZ and Tony Tran with disqualification as the bell rings and the time limit has expired. ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – This match has been declared a time limit draw!!!
[ Tony Tran barks orders at Dave and Jake as they grab Reno and pull him into the ring. Tran gives the thumbs up... and then the thumbs down as they hit Reno with the Last Call (Stereo Shining Wizards) nearly taking Reno’s head off!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You have got to be kidding me!!! Like a ring general, the Golden BoyZ obeyed every word Tran just said to them and they nearly decapitated Reno!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These guys mean business and now they have a leader that can take them to the promised land. Tag Team Champions watch out!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, Cindy Meyers is standing by with the young lady who used to be called Exodus, but now goes by her real name... Kiera Hogan!!! Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to Kiera Hogan also known once upon a time as Exodus. ]
Cindy Meyers – Kiera, thank you for joining me. Last week we heard from Malia Hosaka and she has agreed to face you at Summer Stampede if you agree to her terms. That being said, if you were to lose to her at the pay per view, you have to crawl back to the Exiles and rejoin them doing whatever she demands of you. On the other hand, if you were to defeat her at the pay per view, then she will void whatever contractual obligations the two of you have with each other pretty much giving you your freedom to do whatever you want.
[ Kiera smiles as he rubs her hands nervously. ]
Kiera Hogan – This is all I ever wanted. A chance to prove myself without Malia Hosaka watching over us like a mother hen. I agree to her terms, but I promise you; I will never go back to the Exiles. I would rather...
[ Just then, Genesis explodes onto the set and attacks Kiera clubbing her from behind. ]
[ Genesis slams Kiera into a soda machine and like a slot machine in Los Vegas twenty cans of soda come spitting out!!! Kiera grabs one and clocks Genesis over the head with it knocking her out cold!!! Kiera pops the can and dumps Grape soda all over Genesis. ]
Kiera Hogan – Is that all you got, bitch!!!
[ Kiera storms off the set as Genesis lays in the puddle of grape soda. The show swings back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two women used to be like sisters and now they are at each-other’s throats like cats and dogs!!! I can’t believe what Malia has done to these two women!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems like Malia has a much stronger hold on Genesis than Exodus, excuse me; Kiera Hogan. I can’t wait until Summer Stampede to watch the student take the teacher to school!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our next match of the evening and it features the former United States Champion Tito Escobar taking on Tiger King!!! Let’s go back to the ring for this match-up!!!
Tiger King vs Tito Escobar
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 188 lbs., this is… Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Tiger King came into the Empire with a ton of fan fair and so far, he’s been nothing but a dud as he comes into this match with a dreadful three and eight record, sitting near the bottom of the rankings.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I really don’t know what happened to him. Tiger King had so much potential and he just seemed to have lost his way. I tried to give him advice, but he always took offense to it like I was showing him up. Maybe getting cut from the roster and spending a few months away from the Empire will help this young man?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Los Vipers, and Mil Muertes; he weighs in in at 198 lbs., this is... “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of cheers as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena and Tito Escobar struts out followed by members of the Cartel; Los Vipers and Mil Muertes to the booing of the sold-out crowd. Tito slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes posing in the middle of the ring with a cocky ass smile on his face!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Talk about a rough month for Tito. He not only lost his United States Heavyweight title to Tank, but he also watched his girlfriend Holidead dislocate her knee cap and is now sidelined for nearly a month.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – In my humble opinion, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer group of people. Is it bad to wish their car gets hit by an asteroid on their way home?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Not sure that’s very PC right now.
[ The bell rings and Tito goes right at Tiger King driving a forearm smash into Tiger King’s face. Tito nails Tiger King with a hangman rolling cutter. Tito catches Tiger King in a front facelock. Tiger King is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tiger King finally reaches the ropes. Tito goes for a dragon screw, but Tiger King counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Tiger King drives a corner forearm smash into Tito. Tiger King attempts a springboard armdrag, but Tito steps out of the way and Tiger King crashes to the mat. Tito rolls Tiger King up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tito is smiling at Tiger King showing with his fingers that he came just inches away from beating him.
[ Tito nails a jumping side kick onto Tiger King. Tito tries for a European uppercut, but Tiger King blocks it. Tiger King runs into the ropes and hits Tito with a clothesline sending Tito tumbling out of the ring. Tiger King dives out under the bottom rope after Tito. Tito launches Tiger King into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...Tito throws Tiger King back into the ring and attempts a dragon screw, but Tiger King counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Tiger King is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a contrast in styles from Tito’s last match where he faced a much more powerful opponent in Tank where tonight he is facing a man with the speed of a gazelle!!!
[ Tiger King locks Tito in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Tito squirms to reach the ropes. Tiger King hits a slingshot on Tito. Tiger King runs into the ropes and hits Tito with a drop kick. Tiger King drives a European uppercut into Tito. Tiger King nails Tito with a standing moonsault for the win as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And now it’s Tiger King that is mocking Tito as he too shows the former champion just how close he came to beating him!!!
[ As Tiger King complains about a slow count, Tito drives a knee to the back of Tiger King. Tito hits an enzuigiri on Tiger King and covers him as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s what Tiger King gets for turning has back on the former champion.
[ Tito goes for a springboard armdrag, but Tiger King steps out of the way. Tiger King runs into the ropes and hits Tito with a shoulderblock. Tiger King runs into the ropes and Tito hits Tiger King with a standing drop kick. Tito is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That drop kick exploded right in Tiger Kings face!!!
[ Tito hits a hangman rolling cutter on Tiger King. Tito attempts a backbreaker, but Tiger King counters it with a facerake. Tiger King hits a jumping front kick on Tito. Tiger King uses a legsweep on Tito. Tiger King attempts the Meteora, but Tito moves out of the way. Tito uses a hiptoss on Tiger King and then throws Tiger King into the turnbuckle. Tito charges into the corner and attempts a bulldog, but Tiger King counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Tito is valiantly trying to break the hold and manages to grab the ropes. Tito springs to his feet and whips Tiger King into the ropes. Tito hits Tiger King with an elbow followed by a back heel kick. Tito hits a bulldog on Tiger King. Tito attempts a Boston crab, but Tiger King kicks him off. Tiger King whips Tito into the ropes and drives a superkick into Tito. Tiger King locks on a sleeper hold on Tito. Yali Sapphire checks Tito's arm. She lifts it... it falls! She lifts it... it stays up!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It’s going to take more than a sleeper hold to put Tito away!!!
[ Tito fights his way out of the hold by grabbing the ropes. Tito goes for a clothesline, but Tiger King ducks out of the way. Tiger King nails Tito with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Tiger King runs into the ropes and hits Tito with a shoulderblock. Tiger King runs into the ropes and Tito hits Tiger King with a clothesline that sends Tiger King tumbling out of the ring. Tito leaps over the top rope and onto him with the bullet tope suicida!!! Tito hits a tiger driver on Tiger King. Tito tries for an enzuigiri, but Tiger King steps out of the way. ...1 ...2 ...Tiger King gets back into the ring and Tito follows him back in. Tiger King whips Tito into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Tiger King. Tito hits a brain buster on Tiger King. Tito is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can feel this match start to swing in the favor of the former champion and that’s not a good thing for Tiger King!!!
[ Tito whips Tiger King into the ropes and Tito drives a clothesline on Tiger King that turns Tiger King inside out. Tito climbs to the second turnbuckle and hits the Red Angel (second rope Tequila Sunrise) on Tiger King as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:07:45
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as Tito demands a mic and Harvey hands him one. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Tank... Tank... I know amigo that you and your boys are back there watching... listening to what the true champion have to say. What the real Mexican Heavyweight Champion has to say!!!
[ The crowd starts to throw trash into the ring as Los Vipers incite the crowd even more. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – It’s just what I expected from American garbage here in North Carolina!!!
[ The crowd is going nuts as Tito mentions the wrong state they are in tonight. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – On behalf of the Empire, our apologies. We’re actually in South Carolina folks, not their cousins to the north.
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Tank, at Red, White and Bruised you stole from me one of my most valuable possessions and I will do anything... anything amigo, to get it back!!! But it’s not just my Mexican Heavyweight title that I want back...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It’s actually the United States Heavyweight title folks.
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – ...I want the Gauntlet of the Gods!!! So, this is what I propose. At Summer Stampede, I... no we...
[ And Tito motions toward Los Vipers and himself. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – ...we challenge you and your two “Young Boys” to a winner take all match!!! We win, I take back my Mexican Heavyweight title and the Gauntlet of the Gods!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as Tank Edge, who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand; storms down the ramp followed by Yomi-no-Kuni with mic in hand. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – You want us in a six-man tag match, fine by us; but we don’t have to wait for Summer Stampede. We’ll kick your ass right her... right now!!!
[ The crowd boos as Shane McMahon walks out on stage with mic in hand. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Tank... Tank, hold on a second. We’re not doing this tonight!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – What the hell are you talking about?
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Well, the United States title is a very historic title that deserves to be defended on a stage worthy of its prestige... say Summer Stampede!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – This is bullshit!!!
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Like it or not Tank, this is the way it’s going to be!!! At Summer Stampede it’s going to be Tank teaming with Yomi-no-Kuni to take on Tito Escobar and Los Vipers in a winner take all match!!!
[ Shane smiles as he walks to the back knowing he just signed a five star match for the pay per view. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, another massive match has just been signed for Summer Stampede as not just Tank’s United States title will be on the line but also Tank’s Gauntlet of the Gods to boot!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Talk about a high stakes match where Tank could lose everything to the leader of the Cartel Tito Escobar!!! Just imagine how indestructible Tito would be if he could get his hands on the Gauntlet of the Gods!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with the former World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!!
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers with Alexander Stone. ]
Cindy Meyers – Alexander, thank you for joining me tonight. We are hearing that you have asked for this time because you something to say?
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – That’s right Cindy. I’ve got a few things I need clarification on and I want to start with Legacy. Why is it that they walk in the door and they get catered to like their something special? I’m eleven and two!!! I should get a match against Prophet at Summer Stampede not Go-D!!!
Cindy Meyers – I’m not a hundred percent sure why...
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – I know you don’t know why, but I deserve an answer!!! On-top of that, what’s going on with all this hype with Travis Blake? This kid’s been here what, five minutes and he’s got everyone’s panties in a bunch?
[ Just then, Travis Blake walks onto the set with a cocky smile on his face. ]
[ Stone peels off his sunglasses to get a better look at the smallish man. ]
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – So you’re the new kid that’s got everyone all worked up over?
[ Travis smiles at Stone as he looks the mammoth man over. ]
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – And you’re Alexander Stone. The “former” World Champion.
[ And Blake uses air quotes when he uses the word former. ]
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – It must suck to have lost the belt to such a douche-head like Prophet. But hey, that’s life bro. Now that your time has passed...
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – My time has passed?
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – Yeah, but don’t get down about it. I’m sure that they can slide you into maybe a TV title shot or something.
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You’re fucking with me, right? You know who I am, right?
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – Yeah, you’re “Pure Gold” blah, blah, blah. The leader of “The Gold Standard”. Yawn, nap time!!! Dude, nobody cares about you anymore. You had your flash in the pan, moment in the sun; and now you’re just an afterthought.
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Afterthought?
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – Yeah, afterthought. You see, it’s my face on all the wrestling magazines right now. It’s my face on all the pay per view banners. It’s my face that everyone wants on their shampoo commercial’s!!! It’s my face that all the managers around the world want to sign!!!
[ Stone gets right into Blake’s face. ]
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Let me tell you something, boy; it’s your face I’m going to bust up!!!
[ The sold-out crowd watches in anticipation of a major fight when the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon walks into the room. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Jesus Christ, I go from one problem to another. Listen, the two of you need to calm down.
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – How is it that I haven’t gotten a title shot yet? Why are you catering to Legacy?
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – Now that’s a great question. Why hasn’t the “Face” of the Empire not gotten a World Heavyweight title shot yet? I am the hottest commodity in the Empire right now and I feel like I’m being held back!!!
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Face of the Empire? Are you for real?
[ Shane looks at Stone who just shrugs his shoulders. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Listen, I get what both of you are saying...
[ Shane looks at Travis. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Well, I get what most of you are saying... but anyway; this is what I am going to do. At Summer Stampede, it’s going to be Alexander Stone versus Travis Blake...
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – “The Face of the Empire”.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Whatever. It’s going to be the two of you in a Number One Contenders match for a World Heavyweight title match!!! Now both of you, get the hell out of here!!!
[ Shane walks off the set as Travis and Stone face off. The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another huge match has been signed for the pay per view as Alexander Stone will face “The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake for a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The so-called Face of the Empire is getting a swollen head, I think. If it gets any bigger it won’t fit through the arena doors!!! Someone needs to put this clown in check and that may very well be Alexander Stone!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can’t wait for the pay per view, but we have so many great weeks ahead of us as we get closer and closer to the show. But tonight, isn’t over yet and we have another great tag team match ahead of us as S.E.X. is about to take on the powerful duo of Bloody Mary and Havok. Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions!!!
S.E.X. vs Bloody Mary & Havok
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 283 lbs, Katie Forbes and Spice, they are… S.E.X.!!!
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the two women walk down to the ring hand in hand. They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Team S.E.X. is the number one ranked Women’s Tag Team as they await their shot at the Women’s World Tag Team champions, Medusa Complex.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – S.E.X. comes into this match with a stunning four and two record. It’s a feat that nobody would have thought possible.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 414 lbs., Bloody Mary and Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Bloody Mary and Havok make their way down to the ring and climb in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Since breaking up a few months back, these two women have come back to the tag team division with a single goal in mind and that’s to destroy every team in their path until they capture the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Bloody Mary and Havok are coming off a great win over the Canadian Ninjas a few weeks ago and are now ranked fifth in the title hunt.
[ The bell rings and Bloody Mary runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Spice. Bloody Mary hits an Asai moonsault on Spice as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Spice gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Mary isn’t wasting any time as she goes right at the much smaller spice turning her inside out with that clothesline.
[ Bloody Mary uses an armdrag takedown on Spice. Bloody Mary attempts a high knee, but Spice ducks out of the way. Spice drives a corner forearm smash onto Bloody Mary. Spice sends Bloody Mary into the turnbuckle and charges into the corner, but Bloody Mary lifts her leg. Bloody Mary drives a chop into Spice. Bloody Mary tags out to Havok. Havok and Bloody Mary hit Spice with a double DDT. Havok and Bloody Mary whip Spice into the ropes and they hit Spice with a double fist to the midsection. Havok and Bloody Mary whip Spice into the ropes and hit Spice with a double clothesline. Bloody Mary leaves the ring. Havok nails Spice with a diving elbowdrop. Havok tags out to Bloody Mary. Havok hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Spice. Bloody Mary attempts a frog splash, but Spice rolls out of the way. Havok leaves the ring. Spice hits an enzuigiri on Bloody Mary. Spice tags out to Katie Forbes. Katie uses a legsweep on Bloody Mary. Katie goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Bloody Mary counters it with a spinning headscissors into a cradle pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Katie kicks out!!! Bloody Mary tags out to Havok. Havok and Bloody Mary whip Katie into the ropes and they hit Katie with a double clothesline. Spice enters the ring and throws Bloody Mary out of the ring. Katie and Spice whip Havok into the ropes and they hit Havok with a double clothesline. Spice leaves the ring. Katie uses a Russian legsweep on Havok. Katie is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Havok got her bell rung when they hit her with that double clothesline!!!
[ Katie goes for an elbowdrop, but Havok moves out of the way. Havok drives a corner forearm smash into Katie. Havok whips Katie into the ropes, but Katie reverses it. Havok drives a corner forearm smash onto Katie. Havok uses an arm twist ropewalk chop on Katie. Havok nails Katie with a standing moonsault and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Katie gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Who would have thought a two hundred- and sixty-five-pound woman could even do a standing moonsault.
[ Havok nails Katie with pump handle powerslam for the win as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Katie kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can only imagine how much damage that pump handle powerslam did to Katies spine!!!
[ Havok whips Katie into the ropes, but Katie counters it and drives a corner forearm smash into Havok. Katie throws Havok out of the ring, but Havok hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Katie notices Havok hanging on and knees Havok in the back sending her to the floor. Katie leaps onto her with a car crash cross body. They're brawling around the ringside area. ...1 ...2 ...Katie hits a roundhouse kick on Havok. Katie hits a bulldog on Havok. ...3 ...4 ...Katie launches Havok into the steel guardrail. Katie drives a European uppercut into Havok. ...5 ...6 ...Katie rolls Havok back into the ring. Katie hits a DDT on Havok and then covers her as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Havok gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Katie’s got the jump on Havok as she just beat her down outside the ring!!!
[ Katie runs into the ropes, but Havok hits Katie with a backdrop that sends Katie tumbling out of the ring. Havok goes outside after her slams Katie into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...Havok attempts a rolling cutter, but Katie counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. ...3 ...4 ...Katie whips Havok into the steel ring steps. ...5 ...6 ...Katie rolls Havok back into the ring under the bottom rope. Katie puts Havok in a sleeperhold but Havok manages to grab the ropes. Katie punches Havok. Katie hits a ripcord cutter on Havok. Katie goes for the Phoenix Splash, but Havok gets her knees up. Havok hits an elbowdrop on Katie. Havok runs into the ropes, but Katie hits a lariat on Havok. Katie hits a twisting somersault splash on Havok. Spice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bloody Mary enters the ring and lays out Spice. Bloody Mary attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Katie Forbes blocks it. Bloody Mary rolls out of the ring. Katie whips Havok into the ropes and hits an enzuigiri on Havok. Katie hits a jumping front kick on Havok. Havok springs to her feet and drives a high knee into Katie. Havok gets an arm grapevine on Katie, but Katie reaches the ropes. Havok attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Katie counters it with a sit-out power bomb. Katie uses the ropes for leverage as she goes for the pin and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Beautiful reversal into that sit-out powerbomb nearly put Havok away!!!
[ Katie nails a dropkick on Havok. Katie nails Havok with a ripcord cutter. Spice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katie and Spice whip Havok into the ropes and they attempt to hit Havok with a double clothesline, but she counters it with a duck-down move and then hits them with a double clothesline of her own. Spice rolls out of the ring. Havok tries for a roundhouse kick, but Katie counters it with a legsweep takedown. Katie hits an elbowdrop onto Havok. Katie whips Havok into the ropes and nails her with a superkick. Katie goes for a corkscrew legdrop, but Havok rolls out of the way. Bloody Mary enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Spice enters the ring and throws Bloody Mary out of the ring. Katie and Spice nail Havok with a double elbowdrop. Spice leaves the ring. Katie uses a legsweep on Havok and then tags out to Spice. Spice hits a top rope diving elbowdrop on Havok. Spice goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Havok is in a bad way right now and she desperately needs to make the tag to Bloody Mary!!!
[ Spice runs into the ropes and nails Havok with a clothesline. Spice hits the Phoenix Splash on Havok and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can sense that S.E.X. smells blood in the water right now and that Havok is one big move away from being put away.
[ Spice gives the sign for the Froggie Splash. Spice climbs to the top rope and hits the Froggie Splash on Havok!!! Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Bloody Mary dives in to make the save. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Bloody Mary is begging for the tag as she reaches in trying to get Havok to tag out!!!
[ Spice hits the Bronco Buster on Havok. Spice drives a corner forearm smash onto Havok. Spice sends Havok into the turnbuckle, but Havok reverses it and charges into the corner, but Spice moves out of the way. Spice whips Havok into the ropes and attempts a high knee, but Havok ducks out of the way and nails Spice with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Havok drives a chop onto Spice. Havok whips Spice into the turnbuckle and attempts a rolling cutter, but Spice counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Spice hits a jumping front kick on Havok. Spice runs into the ropes and hits Havok with a clothesline that sends Havok over the top rope and out of the ring and to the floor. Spice dives through the ropes and slams Havok into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...Spice rolls Havok climbs back into the ring. Spice hits a jumping front kick on Havok. Spice hits a monkey flip on Havok, but Havok springs to her feet and drives a European uppercut into Spice. Havok punches Spice. Havok chops Spice. Havok runs into the ropes and hits Spice with a clothesline. Havok uses a corkscrew legdrop on Spice. Havok uses a side Russian legsweep on Spice. Havok finally tags out to Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary and Havok whip Spice into the ropes and they hit Spice with a double fist to the midsection. Havok leaves the ring. Bloody Mary whips Spice into the ropes and she nails her with a superkick and goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man, that superkick just took Spice’s head off!!! She’s lucky that she had the where with all to kick out!!!
[ Bloody Mary locks Spice in a Texas Cloverleaf. Spice is valiantly trying to break the hold and finally reaches the ropes. Bloody Mary nails Spice with a rolling cutter. Bloody Mary hits an Asai moonsault on Spice as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Spice gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This match is amazing Phillip. Both teams are showing us why they should be considered two of the top tag teams in the Women’s division!!!
[ Bloody Mary hits the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster) on Spice and goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Katie dives in to make the save!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Katie Forbes knew that when Bloody Mary hit the Red Wedding on Spice that it was over!!! Quick thinking on Katie’s part to get in there and make the save!!!
[ Spice attempts a lariat, but Bloody Mary blocks it. Bloody Mary tries for a huracanrana from the second rope, but Spice counters it with a power bomb pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Bloody Mary kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, Bloody Mary and Havok must be wondering what the hell got into S.E.X. to make them wrestle so good!!!
[ Spice hits a rolling cutter on Bloody Mary. Spice hits a dropkick from the second rope on Bloody Mary. Spice tags out to Katie. Katie and Spice whip Bloody Mary into the ropes and they hit Bloody Mary with a double enzuigiri. Spice leaves the ring. Katie hits a diving elbowdrop on Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary springs to her feet and drives a roundhouse kick into Katie. Bloody Mary uses a corkscrew legdrop on Katie. Bloody Mary runs into the ropes, but Katie hits a clothesline on Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary springs to her feet and puts Katie in a sleeperhold. Katie is struggling to reach the ropes and finally grabs them forcing Bloody Mary to let go. Bloody Mary hits an enzuigiri on Katie. Havok enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bloody Mary and Havok hit Katie with a double bulldog. Bloody Mary and Havok hit Katie with a double elbowdrop. Havok leaves the ring. Bloody Mary goes to the top rope and hits a twisting somersault splash on Katie. Bloody Mary is going for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and the bell rings as the time limit has expired. ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – This match has been declared a time limit draw!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man, what a great match by two of the top teams in the Women’s Tag Team Division!!! It’s a shame that we had to run out of time!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Don’t worry Phillip, I’ve got a feeling that it won’t be long before these two teams collide again and next time the stacks will be much higher!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, we are getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by with the Woke Queens. Let’s go back and listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to Debbie Kietel and Aoife Valkyrie. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, with talk of roster cuts ramping up every week; you must be concerned with your record being a paltry one and five.
[ Debbie has a confused look on her face. ]
Debbie Kietel – Roster cuts? What roster cuts? Nobody told me about roster cuts.
[ Cindy looks over to Valkyrie. ]
Cindy Meyers – Surely you must have heard about the roster cuts?
[ Valkyrie tries to calm Debbie down. ]
Aoife Valkyrie – Shhh sweetie, it’s fine. We’re going to be fine. Now why don’t you go get us some coffees?
Debbie Kietel – Yeah, good idea; I need a coffee.
[ Debbie walks off leaving Valkyrie alone with Cindy. ]
Cindy Meyers – You never told her about the roster cuts?
Aoife Valkyrie – Listen, Debbie is a little; shall I say blind to the big picture. Need I say, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.
Cindy Meyers – But you record is...
[ Valkyrie waves her hand at Cindy. ]
Aoife Valkyrie – I know what our damn record is, and I’ve taken precautions in-case we get cut.
Cindy Meyers – You’ve taken precautions for the two of you... or just yourself?
Aoife Valkyrie – Well Cindy, that’s for me to know and for people like you to piss off!!!
[ Valkyrie walks off leaving Cindy standing there dumbstruck as the show swings back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You get the feeling that Valkyrie is watching out for her own best interests and leaving her tag team partner out to dry?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have no clue what these two women are thinking right now, but if they want to avoid the inevitable roster cuts that are looming, they better get their act together and quick.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for another huge tag team match as the World Tag Team Champions the Chain Gang take on Los Vipers in a non-title match. Tonight, has been a huge night for the Cartel as they all have been in action. Mil Muertes lost by disqualification when he took on Joey Ryan. Tito Escobar beat the hell out of Tiger King to pick up his eleventh win. Now Los Vipers get a shot at the Tag champs. If they can somehow pick up a win tonight, this will get them that much closer to garnering them a World Tag Team title match.
The Chain Gang vs Los Vipers
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager Salena, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs.; Jake Owens and Eddie O’Shay; they are the reigning World Tag Team Champions, they are… the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. The fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their World Tag Team title belts over their heads. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The World Tag Team Champions are in the building and they have held those belts for about two and a half months now beating teams such as the Guerillas of Destiny and the Lynch Mob in title matches.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Being the tag team champions is one thing, but their record is just five hundred coming into this match at six and six. You would think that being champions their record would be much better, but it’s not.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring and being accompanied by Tito Escobar and Mil Muertes; weighing in at a combined weight of 388 lbs.; Santos and Pedro Supremo; they are… Los Vipers!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares across the arena as the Mexican sensations Santos and Pedro Supremo of Los Vipers make their way out onto the stage followed by Tito Escobar and Mil Muertes. The walk down the rampway before diving into the ring under the bottom rope posing for the sold-out crowd. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here’s not just Los Vipers, but the entire Cartel in force. What a night for this stable as even though they are a man or woman down they are still a powerhouse team.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – With the addition of Mil Muertes to the Cartel, it makes them the toughest team on the roster. But just like the champions, their record is sub-par coming in at four and five.
[ The bell rings and Owens drives a fist into the midsection of Santos. O'Shay enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Pedro enters the ring, but gets cut off. O'Shay attempts a Discus Punch, but Santos ducks out of the way. O'Shay leaves the ring. Santos runs into the ropes and misses with an elbow. Owens runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Santos. Owens whips Santos into the ropes and Santos comes off and drives a spear into Owens. Santos hits a football tackle onto Owens. Santos hits the Curb Stomp on Owens. Santos tags out to Pedro. O'Shay enters the ring, but gets cut off. Pedro and Santos whip Owens into the ropes and they hit Owens with a double kick to the midsection. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro goes for a sleeperhold, but Owens counters it with a jawbreaker. Owens runs into the ropes and misses with a clothesline but drives a spinning lariat into Pedro Supremo. Owens puts Pedro in a chokehold in the corner as Ken Peterson warns Owens to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Owens finally lets go before he gets disqualified. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I really don’t think that Owens cares if the win tonight or not. The only thing that matters is that they retain the World Tag Team titles when they have to.
[ Pedro springs to his feet and hits a DDT on Owens. Pedro tags out to Santos. Owens tags out to O'Shay. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double kick to the midsection. Owens leaves the ring. O'Shay drives a chop into Santos. O'Shay uses a facerake on Santos. O'Shay whips Santos into the ropes and drives a chop into Santos. O'Shay tags out to Owens. Owens and O'Shay whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double chop. O'Shay leaves the ring. Owens sends Santos into the turnbuckle, but Santos reverses it and runs shoulder-first into the corner. Santos kicks Owens. Santos punches Owens. Owens kicks Santos. Owens tags out to O'Shay. Pedro enters the ring, but gets cut off. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double kick to the midsection. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double clothesline. Pedro gets back up, but gets cut off. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double elbowsmash. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double dropkick. O'Shay hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Santos. Owens attempts a clothesline, but Santos counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. In turn, Owens counters it with a low blow. O'Shay takes Santos down with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Owens nails a dropkick on Santos. Owens leaves the ring as O'Shay catches Santos in a chokehold. Ken Peterson warns O'Shay to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Owens finally lets go before he gets disqualified. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – O’Shay and Owens went crazy with all those double team moves. I hate to ask but how long was the referee going to let that go on? He seems pretty lenient tonight!!!
[ O'Shay nails Santos with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. O'Shay hits a pumphandle back breaker on Santos. O'Shay nails a dropkick onto Santos. O'Shay is going for the cover and he uses the ropes for leverage as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tito Escobar puts Santos's foot on the rope!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I knew it wouldn’t take much before Tito to get involved.
[ O'Shay nails a pumphandle backbreaker on Santos. O'Shay hits a gutbuster on Santos. O'Shay drives a punch into Santos. O'Shay tries for a Discus lariat, but Santos counters it with a crucifix pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and O’Shay kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Santos has been in this match for a long time and Pedro is begging to be tagged in!!!
[ Santos does just that and tags out to Pedro. Pedro and Santos whip O'Shay into the ropes and they hit O'Shay with a double armbar takedown. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro tries for a clothesline, but O'Shay counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. O'Shay whips Pedro into the ropes and O'Shay misses with a shoulderblock, but nails a belly-to-belly suplex on Pedro. O'Shay attempts a bearhug, but Pedro counters it with an elbow to the face. Pedro goes for a Cradle DDT, but O'Shay blocks it. O'Shay hits an atomic drop on Pedro. O'Shay uses an armdrag takedown on Pedro. O'Shay attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Pedro blocks it and nails a Cradle DDT on O'Shay going for the cover as he uses the ropes for leverage. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Pedro looks frustrated as he puts three fingers up and tells the referee that he thinks he got a three count!!!
[ Pedro uses an armbar takedown on O'Shay. Pedro nails O'Shay with a Discus lariat and then goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – O’Shay needs to make a tag to Owens. He’s taking a beating right now and needs to get the hell out of there!!!
[ Pedro drives a fist into the midsection on O'Shay. Pedro runs into the ropes and goes for a spear, but O'Shay counters it with a kneelift. In turn, Pedro counters it with a legsweep. Pedro covers O'Shay using the ropes for leverage as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Owens dives into the ring breaking the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Smart move by Owens to get in there and break up that pin because he knew just like we all did that it was over if he didn’t!!!
[ Pedro runs into the ropes and O'Shay takes Pedro down with an Exploder suplex. O'Shay tags out to Owens. O'Shay hits the Discus Punch on Pedro. Owens nails an Exploder suplex on Pedro. O'Shay leaves the ring. Owens whips Pedro into the ropes and hits Pedro with a drop kick. Owens locks Pedro in a sleeperhold, but Pedro manages to grab the ropes. Owens whips Pedro into the ropes and Salena reaches in under the bottom rope and trips up Pedro. Ken Peterson threatens to toss Salena from ringside if she doesn’t stop interfering. Owens throws Pedro out of the ring and then rolls out under the bottom rope after him. Owens slams Pedro into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...They're brawling around the ringside area. Owens uses a facerake on Pedro. Owens throws Pedro into the steel ringsteps. ...3 ...4 ...Owens goes for an atomic drop, but Pedro counters it with a facerake. Pedro nails a Discus lariat on Owens. ...5 ...6 ...Pedro rolls Owens back into the ring and climbs to the top rope nailing Owens with a splash. Pedro rolls Owens up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Owens kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You have to ask yourself what’s in the water tonight because every tag team is bringing it tonight!!!
[ Pedro uses a mounted punch on Owens. Pedro chops Owens. Pedro gets a boot choke on Owens against the ropes as Ken Peterson warns Pedro to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Pedro finally lets go before he gets disqualified. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can’t believe how good Los Vipers look tonight as they are taking the fight right at the champions. Salena is going out of her mind at ringside watching this match!!!
[ Pedro tries for the Curb Stomp, but Owens rolls out of the way. Owens goes for a lariat, but Pedro counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. Pedro whips Owens into the ropes, but Owens comes back and hits Pedro with a shoulderblock. Owens tags out to O'Shay. O'Shay and Owens whip Pedro into the ropes and they hit Pedro with a double kick to the midsection. O'Shay and Owens whip Pedro into the ropes and they hit Pedro with a double fist to the midsection. Owens leaves the ring. O'Shay drives a back elbow on Pedro. O'Shay drives a European uppercut into Pedro. O'Shay takes Pedro down with a takeover suplex. O'Shay climbs to the top rope and drops a big leg across Pedro and goes for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tito Escobar distracts Ken Peterson stopping the count!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s twice now Tito has blatantly interfered in this match and he has yet to be chastised for it!!! If I was Salena, and I’m not; I would be pretty pissed off.
[ O'Shay drives a headbutt into Pedro. O'Shay goes for a chokehold, but Pedro counters it with a facerake. Pedro goes for a Cradle DDT, but O'Shay counters it with a small package roll-up for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Pedro kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This has been such a back-and-forth match and I’m sure that the champions never saw this happening as they prepared for this match tonight.
[ O'Shay hits a gutwrench suplex on Pedro. O'Shay hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Pedro. O'Shay whips Pedro into the ropes and locks Pedro in a massive bearhug, but Pedro grabs the ropes. O'Shay runs into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Pedro pulls Ken Peterson in the way and O’Shay takes the referee out!!! Pedro attempts a clothesline, but O'Shay counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. O'Shay is going for the pin as he pulls the tights, but there is no referee to count after getting hit. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – O’Shay had the match won right there, but the referee is still trying to get his act together after he collided with Eddie!!!
[ O'Shay gets back up and goes for a cannonball senton, but Pedro rolls out of the way. Referee Yali Sapphire comes running down to the ring and dives under the bottom rope taking charge of the match. Pedro hits a DDT on O'Shay. Pedro is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Pedro seems pretty pissed off that Yali only counted to two. His eyes are burning holes right through Yali right now!!!!
[ Pedro uses an armbar takedown on O'Shay. Pedro hits a dropkick on O'Shay. Pedro drives a European uppercut into O'Shay. Pedro runs into the ropes, but O'Shay goes for an abdominal stretch and Pedro counters it with a facerake. Pedro hits another Cradle DDT on O'Shay for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Pedro just snapped as he’s going right at Yali and she’s running for her life!!!
[ Pedro launches Yali Sapphire over the top rope and out of the ring as she crashes to the floor out cold. Now it’s Todd Sinclair that comes running down to the ring. Pedro slaps O'Shay. Santos enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Pedro and Santos whip O'Shay into the ropes and hit O'Shay with a double dropkick. Pedro and Santos whip O'Shay into the ropes and they hit O'Shay with a double clothesline. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro nails O'Shay with a Death Valley Driver. Pedro drives a back elbow into O'Shay. Pedro runs into the ropes and hits O'Shay with a shoulderblock. Pedro covers O'Shay as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Eddie has been in this match for a long time and right now he’s desperate for a tag!!!
[ Pedro tags out to Santos. Santos and Pedro hit O'Shay with a double top rope splash. Santos and Pedro whip O'Shay into the ropes and they hit O'Shay with a double fist to the midsection. Pedro leaves the ring. O'Shay tags out to Owens. Owens runs into the ropes and Santos tries for a dropkick to the knee, but Owens steps out of the way. Owens nails Santos with a snap dragon suplex. Owens hits a basement dropkick on Santos. Owens runs into the ropes drives a clothesline on Santos. Owens hits an Exploder suplex on Santos as he goes for the pin and Mil Muertes pulls Santos out of the ring as the bell rings as the time limit has expired!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – This match has been declared a time limit draw!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Both teams are glaring at each other as neither of them are accepting this draw!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This match might have ended in a draw, but in Los Vipers eyes; it a clear-cut victory for them.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back as Cindy Meyers is standing by with the newest Women’s Tag Team; the Heartbreakers!!!
[ The videotron comes to life as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to Nattie Neidhart, Shotzi Blackheart and Indi Hartwell also known as the Heartbreakers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, congratulations on your first victory here in the Empire as you Nattie and you Shotzi went on to defeat the Woke Queens. So, in saying that; what’s next for you three ladies?
Nattie Neidhart – Next? The reason we came here hasn’t changed. We are going to climb the rankings until we are given what we rightfully deserve and that’s a shot at the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
Cindy Meyers – Can I ask who’s next for the three of you?
Nattie Neidhart – When we look at the rankings the only logical choice is the Canadian Ninjas. But the way they have been wrestling as of late it shouldn’t be much of a fight.
[ Just then, Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews; also known as the Canadian Ninjas walk onto the set pretty pissed off. ]
Portia Perez – Let’s get something straight. While we may not be the Women’s World Tag Team Champions, we’ve busted our asses for months here and we’ll be damned if we’re going to let the three of you degrade us. So, let’s be perfectly clear, the next time our names come out of your mouths; the three of you are going to have a huge problem!!!
Shotzi Blackheart – Is that a fact?
Nicole Matthews – Don’t push us, because we’re in no mood for your shit!!!
Indi Hartwell – Why don’t you two show-up on Afterburn and we can settle this once and for all!!!
Portia Perez – Fine. It’s about time someone shuts you up.
[ Nattie motions for Shotzi and Indy to follow her as the show flashes back to Caristico and Phillip ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another huge tag team match has just been signed for Afterburn as the Heartbreakers have agreed to take on the Canadian Ninjas!!! Talk about bad blood between these two teams!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Ninjas have been on a skid as of late and they need to win this match to get back into title contention!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Afterburn is looking to be another great night of action, but tonight isn’t over yet as the main event is mere moments away and it’s a rematch of the Women’s World title match at Red, White and Bruised as Gabby Jetson takes on the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova. Let’s go back to the ring one final time for the introductions to this match!!!
Gabby Jetson vs Amber Nova
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!!! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 194 lbs., she is… “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson!!!
[ “Fight to the Death” by Neil Myers rocks the arena as the crowd explodes to their feet as “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson storms out on stage and marches down to the ring climbing in!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In my opinion, Gabby has nothing to prove as she took the fight right at Amber even thought it was in a losing effort.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can say that she’s got nothing to prove, but until she captures the Women’s World title she’s still has more to prove.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the two-time Women’s World Champion; and a member of the Gold Standard, this is… “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber is the top ranked women’s wrestler in the Empire today coming into this match with a very impressive nine and two record.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Right now she’s the best in the game, but hot on her heels is Thunder Rosa who will take on Solo Darling this Thursday night on Afterburn and if she wins that match, she will in all intense and purposes lock herself in for a title shot at Summer Stampede against Amber Nova!!!
[ The bell rings and Amber sends Gabby into the corner and follows her in with a corner forearm smash. Amber is being booed out of the building. Amber hits a monkey flip on Gabby. Amber tries for a standing moonsault, but Gabby gets her knees up. Gabby drives a superkick into Amber. Gabby climbs to the top rope and hits a frog splash on Amber as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – My God, that’s a two-hundred-pound woman coming down onto Amber from the top rope!!!
[ Gabby tries for a lariat, but Amber counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex that sends Gabby over the top rope. Gabby hangs on to the top rope for dear life and slides back in under the bottom rope. Gabby punches Amber. Gabby chops Amber. Gabby whips Amber into the ropes and Amber attempts a corner forearm smash, but Gabby ducks out of the way and Gabby hits a springboard bulldog on Amber. Gabby covers Amber as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Amber can’t seem to get any offense going early on in this match!!! It’s been all Gabby so far!!!
[ Gabby hits a top rope missile dropkick on Amber. Gabby is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, that’s a two-hundred-pound woman flying off the top ropes like a cruiserweight!!! You can see that this strategy by Gabby has caught Amber off guard!!!
[ Gabby hits a top rope twisting somersault splash on Amber. Gabby whips Amber into the ropes and Amber tries for a lariat, but Gabby counters it with a spinning backbreaker. Gabby whips Amber into the turnbuckle and hits a rolling cutter on Amber. The crowd boos as Solo Darling comes strutting down to ringside. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have to wonder what side Solo is on tonight as she walks down the ring after losing her Women’s World title shot just last week.
[ Gabby uses a springboard armdrag on Amber followed by a corkscrew legdrop. Gabby uses a Russian legsweep on Amber. Gabby attempts the 6-1-9, but Amber ducks out of the way. Amber hits an enzuigiri on Gabby. Amber runs into the ropes and goes for a corner forearm smash, but Gabby ducks out of the way and she nails Amber with an Asai moonsault as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber is desperate right now as she needs to switch up her game plan to counter Gabby’s high risk moves.
[ Gabby goes for a Meteora, but Amber moves out of the way. Gabby springs to her feet and uses an armdrag takedown on Amber. Gabby nails a dropkick from the second rope on Amber. Gabby goes for a Russian legsweep, but Amber counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Amber goes for a top rope diving elbowdrop, but Gabby counters it with a kick to the midsection. Gabby hits the Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin) on Amber and goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Gabby’s finisher the Omegaplex wasn’t enough to put the World Champion away as Amber kicked out just in time!!!
[ Gabby kicks Amber. Amber punches Gabby. Gabby chops Amber. Amber chops Gabby. Gabby slaps Amber. Gabby kicks Amber. Gabby runs into the ropes and Solo Darling reaches in under the ropes and trips up Gabby. Yali Sapphire threatens Amber with disqualification. Yali Sapphire warns Solo Darling that she will toss her from ringside. Gabby goes for a rolling cutter, but Amber throws her off. Amber uses a springboard armdrag on Gabby. Amber nails a diving elbowdrop on Gabby. Amber runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Gabby. Amber tries for the Phoenix Splash, but Gabby rolls out of the way. Gabby runs into the ropes and Amber attempts a sleeperhold, but Gabby counters it with a back suplex. In turn, Amber counters it with a flip. Amber uses a legsweep on Gabby. Amber hits a twisting somersault splash on Gabby. Amber whips Gabby into the ropes, but Gabby reverses it and Amber hits Gabby with a clothesline sending Gabby tumbling out of the ring. Amber goes through the ropes after her. Amber slams Gabby into the steel ringsteps. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...Amber whips Gabby into the steel guardrail. ...4 ...5 ...Amber sets Gabby up and hits the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Gabby onto the concrete floor. ...6 ...7 ...Amber shoves Gabby into the ring apron. Amber hits a bulldog on Gabby. Amber throws Gabby into the guardrail. Gabby drives a fist into the midsection of Amber. ...8 ...9 ...Gabby throws Amber back into the ring. Gabby takes Amber down with a DDT. Solo Darling throws Amber the Women’s World title belt. Amber tries to use it, but Gabby ducks the blow and nails a spin kick into the belt that hits Amber in the face!!! Gabby goes for the pin, but Yali Sapphire threatens Gabby with disqualification. Gabby nails a dropkick on Amber. Gabby runs into the ropes and Gabby and Amber each get hit with a double clothesline. Gabby attempts a European uppercut, but Amber counters it with a backslide pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We were all wondering what side of the fence Solo was going to be on when she came down to the ring and we now know. She surprisingly is on the side of the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova even after everything Amber said about her the past few weeks.
[ Amber hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Gabby. Amber attempts an ankle lock, but Gabby counters it with a kick to the head. In turn, Amber counters it with a capture suplex. Amber hits a DDT on Gabby. Amber is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The momentum of this match has seemingly turned in to the favor of the champion as she has scored two quick pinfall attempts!!!
[ Amber questions Yali Sapphire as she puts three fingers in the air telling her she thought she got the three count. Amber goes for a springboard bulldog, but Gabby steps out of the way. Gabby goes for a huracanrana from the second rope, but Amber counters it with a sit-out power bomb into a pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This isn’t goof for Gabby because it seems Amber has found a way to counter Gabby’s high risk game plan.
[ Amber hits a springboard spear on Gabby. Amber is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby puts her foot on the bottom rope...but Solo Darling throws Gabby’s foot off the rope and Yali Sapphire sees it. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The referee needs to toss Solo out of here!!! That’s twice now she blatantly interfered in this match!!!
[ Yali Sapphire threatens Amber with disqualification if Solo gets involved again. Amber hits a springboard spear on Gabby. Amber runs into the ropes and Gabby drives a dropkick to the knee of Amber. Gabby hits the Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin) on Amber. Gabby goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That nasty dropkick to the knee of Amber Nova swung this match very quickly as it gave Gabby time to hit the Omegaplex again!!!
[ Gabby hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Amber. Amber springs to her feet and nails Gabby with a high knee. Amber goes for a frog splash, but Gabby gets her knees up. Gabby is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These two women are firing off moves in rapid fire fashion as we close in on the halfway point of this match!!!
[ Gabby whips Amber into the ropes, but Amber nails a springboard spear on Gabby. Amber hits a top rope twisting moonsault on Gabby as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby gets her foot in the ropes!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Great ring awareness by Gabby to use the ropes to save herself from getting pinned.
[ Amber nails Gabby with a stiff lariat. Amber drives a high knee into Gabby. Amber drives a fist into the midsection of Gabby. Amber nails the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Gabby and goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:09:54
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Amber Nova!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another tough loss for Gabby Jetson tonight as she didn’t last as long as she did at the recent pay per view.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, Amber put her away about two minutes faster than she did at the pay per view, but a loss is a loss no matter how long it takes. It’s now back to the drawing board for Gabby.
[ Solo enters the ring and she celebrates with Amber, but Amber looks at her weirdly and from out of nowhere she hits the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Solo that lays her out cold!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – So much for Solo and Amber being on the same side. Amber just proved that there’s no alliance between these two women.
[ As both Gabby and Solo lay at Ambers feet, the Women’s World Champion asks for a mic. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Thunder Rosa!!! Are you back there watching? Is this truly what you want? Do I have to beat you down like I just did to these two wannabes?
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as Thunder Rosa storms out onto the stage and marches down the ramp. ]
[ The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page rushes down the ramp with about a dozen security guards trying to stop her. ]
[ The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova climbs out onto the ring apron and taunts the Mexican superstar. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Let her go so I can beat her ass and line her up to these two losers!!! There’s nobody that can beat me!!! I am the present and future of this damn Empire!!! Nobody can touch me!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, that’s all for tonight. We hope you enjoyed the show and we invite you right back here this Thursday night as we bring to you Afterburn!!! Goodnight everyone!!!
Monday Night July 19th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Folks, we are getting off to a fast and furious start tonight as the United States Champion Tank Edge along with Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito, better known as Yomi-no-Kuni are marching down to the ring with a purpose!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as Tank Edge, who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand; storms down to the ring followed by his two Japanese friends. The climbs into the ring and Tank demands a mic and Harvey Weinstein hands him one. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’ve got a bad feeling about this!!! We haven’t heard from Tank in a week and it seems like he’s been stewing the entire time!!!
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – Cut my damn music.
[ And the music stops and the crowd gives him a standing ovation. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – So, I’m going to make this real damn simple. Dave, Go-D or whatever it is you’re calling yourself these day... get out here so I can kick your ass!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We are assuming, and it’s only an assumption; that Tank is upset about what happened to him in the ring during last week’s main event when Go-D had the opportunity to stop Tito Escobar from attacking Tank but he chose to do nothing.
[ Tank waits impatiently and nobody comes out. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – Dave, I’m not playing games. Get your ass out here cause this show isn’t going to start until...
[ In mid-sentence, “It’s me... it’s me... it’s D... D... P!!!” rocks the arena and the General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page walks out and down the ramp. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Tank!!! Tank you need to calm down, man!!! Dave and the boys, they are not here tonight.
[ Tank smiles at Page as he watches him climb into the ring. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – You see, I knew you were going to say some bullshit line when you walked your ass out here. You see, you and I both know you’re in bed with them. That you’re as much as Legacy as they are!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Come on man. You know that’s not true. I’ve got nothing but the Empires best interest at...
[ Without warning or remorse, Tank blasts DDP in the face with the Gauntlet of the Gods knocking him out cold!!! The crowd goes wild as Tank drags DDP up to his feet on spaghetti legs when Shane McMahon walks out on stage with mic in hand. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Tank, stop!!! Just stop for a second and listen to me!!! Page wasn’t lying to you, Dave and Legacy; they are not here tonight!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Shane better watch what he says right now because Tank is no mood to play games!!!
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Now I saw what Dave did to you, and trust me; it was wrong on so many levels. Legacy was supposed to mean something. It was supposed to be our way of giving back to the people that loved the Empire. But it went sideways. Dave and Legacy turned it into their own little war against what we have built since reopening the Empire. It’s wrong, and I get it. But this... this isn’t the way to fix things. You want Dave and I want to give him to you. So this is what I am going to do. Thursday night on Afterburn, I am going to sign a match. It’s going to be Dave and Legacy against you three.
[ Tank tosses DDP aside like a rag doll. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – Just make sure his ass shows up!!!
[ Tank along with his two friends storm out of the ring as the show swings back to Phillip and Caristico ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man what a crazy start to the show as Tank wanted revenge on Legacy and he was willing to take it out on DDP to get it.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tank’s walking a fine line right now with Shane. If he pushes him to far, he very well could strip Tank of the United States title and that’s something nobody wants to see happen.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man, I have to catch my breath here for a second and refocus on tonight’s matches and what a show we have in store for all of you watching around the world. In tag team action we will see the Golden BoyZ now managed by Tony Tran take on the Hooligans. It was just last week on Afterburn that the Hooligans attacked Travis Black and nearly put him on the shelf when the Golden BoyZ came out to help him.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yes and no. I would like to think the Golden BoyZ did it out of the kindness of their hearts, but I really think they came out because Tran wants to sign this kid to a long-term deal.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You could be very right in your assumptions. It makes perfect sense. Staying with tag team action, we will also finally see S.E.X. take on the duo of Bloody Mary and Havok. Both teams are positioning themselves to be a threat to Medusa Complex’s Women’s World Tag Team titles. Whoever wins this match should go a long way in getting to that title match.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Everyone looks at Katie Forbes and Spice and considers this team a joke, but to me all they keep doing is winning. Mary and Havok better not let their guards down tonight or we could be looking at an upset in the making.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In another huge tag team match we are going to see the Chain Gang take on Los Vipers in a non-title match. Los Vipers look to prove that they belong in the title hunt and by getting a win over the champions tonight will just do that.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You know, overall wins and losses Los Vipers are only percentage points behind the champions. This may be a more even match than anyone thinks. Los Vipers have shown drastic improvements over the past few months!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Turning to singles action, we will see Gabby Jetson taking on Amber Nova in tonight’s main event. Caristico, this is a rematch of Red, White and Bruised where Gabby took it to the Women’s World Champion in a very good match that saw Amber retain her title.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Gabby needs this win tonight to stay in the title conversation whether it be for the Women’s World title or the Women’s National title. A loss for Gabby tonight could knock her right out of contention for either title.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tonight, we will also see the former United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar back in action for the first time since losing his title as he takes on Tiger King.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tito may have lost his title to Tank, but this war is far, far from over and as we saw last week; Tito isn’t afraid of using underhanded tactics to get at Tank. Especially now that Tank is so laser focused on Go-D and his Legacy team, he has seemed to forget that he has a title to defend.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We have all that, and so much more; as we kick things off with Mil Muertes taking on Joey Ryan in singles action.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is a joke, right? Joey Ryan against Mil Muertes? Joey better hope that Mil Muertes doesn’t bust up his face because he’s going to need it after the roster cuts get him!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Ladies and gentlemen, let’s go to the ring for the introductions for our opening bout of the night.
Joey Ryan vs Mil Muertes
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Tito Escobar and Los Vipers; he weighs in at 245 lbs., this is… “The Man of a Thousand Deaths”… Mil Muertes!!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos as “Ave Vampire” by Dale Oliver explodes through the arena and the Cartel marches down to the ring and climb in. Los Vipers mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold-out crowd as Tito stands between them arms out wide!!! Mil Muertes ominously stands in the center of the ring towering over all of them. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a monster this man is and to think he’s under the complete control of Tito Escobar!!! That is a very dangerous group of men Tito has compiled!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I couldn’t agree more as I felt first-hand what they can do to you, and when Holidead gets back from her injury, they will be even more deadly.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., he is… “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This guy’s as cocky as ever. You would think a guy with two wins in under his belt would take this match against Mil Muertes a little more seriously.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If you ask me, the roster cuts can’t come soon enough for this guy. He’s an absolute joke and Mil Muertes is going to eat him alive tonight!!!
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Joey rips the mask of Mil Muertes blinding him momentarily and hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Mil Muertes. Joey quickly rolls him up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Look at the smug smile on Joey Ryan’s face as he looks pretty proud of himself. It’s too bad that all he did was pissed the Man of a Thousand Deaths off even more!!!
[ Mil Muertes nails Joey with a brain buster. Mil Muertes drives a European uppercut into Joey. Mil Muertes attempts the Curb Stomp, but Joey quickly rolls out of the way. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes and misses with an elbow. Joey goes for a chokehold, but Mil Muertes counters it with a stiff kick to the midsection. Mil Muertes tries for an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Joey counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Joey hits a backbreaker on Mil Muertes. Joey attempts a bulldog, but Mil Muertes counters it with the torture rack. Joey is valiantly trying to break the hold and manages to grab the ropes forcing Mil Muertes to let go. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and misses with a shoulderblock but Joey counters with a belly-to-belly suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey locks Mil Muertes in a boot choke in the corner as Todd Sinclair warns Joey to let go. Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Joey lets go with a shit eating grin on his face. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Joey better stop playing games with Mil Muertes and start taking this match seriously!!!
[ Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes, but Mil Muertes reverses it and nails Joey with a takeover suplex. Mil Muertes nails an elbowdrop on Joey. Mil Muertes is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Joey Ryan kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Mil Muertes just drove the point of his elbow right through Joey Ryan!!!
[ Mil Muertes puts Joey in an arm grapevine submission. Joey tries to escape the hold. Joey is valiantly trying to break the hold. Joey tries to fight the pain. Joey breaks the hold by getting his foot on the bottom rope. Joey drives a European uppercut into Mil Muertes. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes and hits Mil Muertes with a drop kick. Joey hits a gutbuster on Mil Muertes and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Mil Muertes gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Nice gut buster by Joey Ryan almost stole him the victory. He needs to keep on Mil Muertes if he stands a chance of winning.
[ Joey hits a belly-to-back suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey runs into the ropes and Joey and Mil Muertes each get hit with a double clothesline. Joey gets up and goes for a Discus lariat, but Mil Muertes counters it with a release German suplex. Mil Muertes hits an elbowdrop on Joey. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and Joey attempts a dropkick, but Mil Muertes steps out of the way. Mil Muertes nails an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Joey. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Joey counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Joey hits the Curb Stomp on Mil Muertes. Joey runs into the ropes, but Mil Muertes hits Joey with a shoulderblock. Mil Muertes goes for a top rope elbowdrop, but Joey moves out of the way and Mil Muertes crashes to the mat. Joey covers Mil Muertes as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Mil Muertes telegraphed that top rope elbow drop from a mile away and it gave Joey too much time to get out of the way!!!
[ Joey nails a dropkick on Mil Muertes. Joey uses a facerake on Mil Muertes. Joey goes for a lariat, but Mil Muertes blocks it. Mil Muertes nails a standing a dropkick on Joey. Mil Muertes drives a chop into Joey. Joey is begging him to stop. Mil Muertes goes for a bulldog, but Joey counters it with a low blow that stuns Mil Muertes. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes, but Mil Muertes reverses it. Mil Muertes attempts a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but Joey counters it with a lariat. Joey goes for the Curb Stomp, but Mil Muertes leg whips Joey into the bottom turnbuckle. Mil Muertes is going for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Joey Ryan kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Joey Ryan is giving the much larger Mil Muertes fits right now as the much smaller porn star is taking it right at the dead man!!!
[ Mil Muertes complains to the referee about a slow count. Joey drives a knee into the back of Mil Muertes. Joey drives a back fist into Mil Muertes. Joey uses a mask pull to drag Mil Muertes to his feet. Joey hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey puts Mil Muertes in a chokehold in the corner again and Todd Sinclair warns Joey to let go as he starts his count ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Joey lets go, arms out wide; strutting around the ring, taunting the crowd as they boo the shit out of him. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This guy is so full of himself he’s got no idea what kind of ass beating he’s in for if Mil Muertes can turn this match around.
[ Joey hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Mil Muertes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Another near fall by Joey Ryan has even me wondering if he can pull off the miracle!!!
[ Joey nails Mil Muertes with a belly-to-back suplex. Joey hits a running double knee smash on Mil Muertes. Joey takes Mil Muertes down with a running powerslam as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Joey is starting to look a little frustrated right now as he has scored two straight pin attempts, but Mil Muertes is still kicking out!!!
[ Joey nails a Discus Punch that levels Mil Muertes. Joey is going for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Mil Muertes gets his shoulder up! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That underhand right cross just clocked Mil Muertes and the huge Mexican is seeing stars right now!!!
[ Joey hits a gutwrench suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey drives a back elbow into Mil Muertes. Joey drives an uppercut into Mil Muertes. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes, but Mil Muertes reverses it. Joey hits a lariat on Mil Muertes. Joey runs into the ropes and hits Mil Muertes with an elbow. Joey drives another uppercut into Mil Muertes. Joey hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mil Muertes. Joey nails Mil Muertes with a gutbuster. Joey whips Mil Muertes into the ropes, but Mil Muertes reverses it and drives a fist into the midsection of Joey that drives the wind out of him. Mil Muertes snaps and drives fist after fist into the midsection on Joe Ryan. Todd Sinclair warns Mil Muertes to stop, but the crazed man continues until Joey Ryan collapses to the mat holding his ribs. Todd Sinclair disqualifies Mil Muertes as the big man hoists Joey Ryan in the air and launches him over the top rope and through the announcer’s table!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It’s a damn good thing we saw that coming partner or he would have taken us out too!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I think we should consider moving our broadcast table to a safer place, like maybe backstage.
[ Mil Muertes climbs down to the floor and drags Joey Ryan from the rubble of the announcers table and choke slams Joey onto the steel ring steps with a sickening thud!!! Joey arches his back in pain as he slides down the steps and comes to rest on the floor as blood trickles down his back from the fresh wounds. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – My God, Muertes is decimating Joey Ryan!!!
[ Security floods the ringside area trying to get Muertes off of Ryan, but Mil Muertes swats them away like flies. The enraged big man goes back after Joey Ryan again, but the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon walks out with a dozen security guards. ]
[ Tito rushes over to Mil Muertes and stops the monster from hurting Joey Ryan any further as Shane just glares at Tito Escobar and his Cartel screaming at them to get the hell out of here!!! ]
Time of match: 0:09:01
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, Joey Ryan!!!
[ Joey is helped to his feet stumbling and staggering around on spaghetti legs with the help of the EMT’s and he looks at Shane asking... ]
“The Don” Joey Ryan – Did... did I win?
[ Shane rolls his eyes at the idiot as he’s helped back up the ramp. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, Joey Ryan may have won this match, but he’s going to take a side trip to the ER before going home that’s for sure.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let me say this. For anyone out there considering taking on Mil Muertes, think again. This guys a monster who enjoys dishing out pain.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back where our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with the now three-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions Medusa Complex.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing between Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie as they show off their World Tag Team titles to the camera. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, congratulations on becoming the three-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions as you defeated Caged Heat just four nights ago on Afterburn.
Charli Evans – Thank you Cindy. I just want to say to all the people that doubted us. To all the people that thought Medusa Complex was done. We’re back and we’re better than ever!!!
Cindy Meyers – Millie, what a crazy year it’s been so far for you. You and Charli have captured your third Women’s Tag Team titles and in less than two months’ time you have to face whomever the Women’s World champion is at that time. How are you feeling right now?
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – I’m feeling great and to be honest, I’m not even looking ahead to that match. All I care about right now is the fact that Charli and I hold these belts again.
[ Just then they are interrupted by the two-time Women’s World Champion Amber Nova as she claps hearing what Millie has to say. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Well look at the two of you with your new title belts all polished up!!! Very nice girls. And just to be clear, I never doubted the two of you. You’re both so feisty and all. But Millie, it hurts me to hear that you’re not even looking forward toward our match.
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Who’s to say that you’re even going to be the champion by then?
[ Amber laughs at her. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Sweetie, I’ve gone through the roster let’s face it, you all suck. I may just be forced to retire this belt and move on to a federation that gives me more competition.
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as Thunder Rosa walks onto the set and gets right in Amber Nova’s face. ]
Thunder Rosa – I think that you’re forgetting about me!!! I want... I deserve a shot at the Women’s World title!!!
[ Amber laughs again. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Silly little girl. Before you get your shot at me, you first have to go through Solo Darling, and I bet you a dollar to doughnuts that she whips your ass!!!
[ Amber walks off the set laughing at Thunder Rosa as Millie and Charli console her. The cameras pan back to Phillip and Caristico at the new announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa made the challenge and Amber Nova just laughed her off. Talk about completely disrespecting the competition here in the Empire!!! I for one would love to see Thunder Rosa take on the Women’s Champion Amber Nova at Summer Stampede and I promise you that all the fans at home would love to see it too.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You heard, as well as I did; what the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova just said. She doesn’t feel that there is anyone good enough here in the Empire that can beat her. She even said she might be forced to retire the belt due to lack of competition and leave the Empire for greener pastures!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The ladies in the back should take that as an insult and use that as a motivational tool to shut Amber Nova up once and for all. Folks, it’s time for our first of three huge tag team matches as the Hooligans take on the Tony Tran led Golden BoyZ!!! Let’s go to the ring for the intros.
The Golden BoyZ vs The Hooligans
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 462 lbs., Reno and Scum; they are… the Hooligans!!!
[ The crowd doesn’t know whether to boo or cheer these two odd individuals as “We are Scum” by Reno and Scum blares across the arena as the tag team duo of Reno and Scum make their way down to the ring and climb in, pacing around waiting for their opponents. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These guys came out on Afterburn and they maliciously attacked Travis Blake in what I think was a calculated assault due to the young man’s rising popularity. Think about it. What better way to raise your own popularity than to attack someone else’s?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I agree one hundred percent. This attack was a way to draw attention to themselves. That maybe if they can take Travis Blake down then they too would get the attention from managers around the Empire!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents!!! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran and weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., Jake and Dave Anderson; they are… The Golden BoyZ!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two brothers are trying anything they can to get back into title contention and that includes selling their souls to Tony Tran.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I was never a fan of Tony Tran twelve years ago. He always seemed like a suck-up to the ownership group and it got worse after he took those million dollars from Mark. His ego ballooned out of control.
[ The bell rings and Reno and Dave lock up. Reno runs into the ropes and Dave attempts a hair pull take down, but Reno blocks it. Reno drives a headbutt into Dave. Reno throws Dave out of the ring and Reno jumps onto him with a car crash cross body. Tony Tran comes from behind and distracts Reno and Dave launches Reno into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...Dave drives a European uppercut into Reno. Dave slams Reno into the ring apron. ...3 ...4 ...Dave goes for a football tackle, but Reno counters it with a kick to the head. ...5 ...6 ...Reno goes for a headbutt, but Dave blocks it. Dave gets back into the ring and Reno follows him back in. Reno tags out to Scum. Scum whips Dave into the ropes, but Dave reverses it and Scum hits Dave with a shoulder block. Scum covers Dave up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Dave kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It didn’t take long for this match to break down and go to the outside.
[ Scum takes Dave down with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Scum drives a lariat into Dave. Scum goes for a bearhug, but Dave counters it with a facerake. Dave tags out to Jake. Reno enters the ring and throws Dave out of the ring. Reno leaves the ring. Scum attempts a headbutt, but Jake blocks it. Jake kicks Scum. Scum kicks Jake. Jake punches Scum. Jake whips Scum into the ropes and Scum nails a lariat into Jake. Scum nails Jake with a pumphandle back breaker. Scum uses an eye gouge on Jake. Scum goes for a powerslam, but Jake counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Jake hits an atomic drop on Scum. Dave enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake and Dave hit Scum with a double splash. Reno enters the ring and throws Dave out of the ring. Reno nails a dropkick on Jake. Scum hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Jake. Reno leaves the ring. Scum takes Jake down with a waistlock takedown. Scum hits a cannonball senton on Jake. Scum puts Jake in a chokehold against the ropes as Ken Peterson warns Scum to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Scum lets go putting his hands in the air. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can feel the disdain these two teams have for each other right now.
[ Scum tags out to Reno. Now it’s Reno who locks Jake in a boot choke against the bottom ropes as Ken Peterson warns Reno to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Reno lets go backing off. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Hooligans are taking it right at Jake right now trying to isolate him from his brother!!!
[ Reno nails Jake with a backbreaker. Jake springs to his feet and drives a Discus lariat into Reno. Reno stumbles back and knocks down referee Ken Peterson. Jake hits a diving elbowsmash on Reno. Jake uses a go-behind on Reno and nails Reno with a clubbing forearm. Ken Peterson is back on the job. Jake goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Reno steps out of the way. Reno whips Jake into the turnbuckle and charges into the corner. Reno whips Jake into the ropes, but Jake reverses it. Jake goes for a back elbow, but Reno ducks out of the way. Reno kicks Jake. Jake kicks Reno. Reno punches Jake. Reno chops Jake. Reno hits an Exploder suplex on Jake. Reno runs into the ropes and attempts a lariat, but Jake counters it with a crucifix pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Reno gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Talk about a desperation pin attempt by Jake Anderson as he almost caught Reno sleeping!!!
[ Jake whips Reno into the ropes, and Jake hits Reno with a shoulderblock. Jake nails a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Reno. Jake takes Reno down with an armbar takedown. Jake goes for a Discus lariat, but Reno counters it with a release German suplex. Reno is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Reno gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I don’t think I have ever seen Reno and Scum wrestle a better match than they have tonight.
[ Reno drives a knife edge chop into Jake. Reno tags out to Scum. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double elbowsmash. Reno leaves the ring. Scum goes for a waistlock takedown, but Jake counters it with a backward kick. Jake nails Scum with a belly-to-back suplex. Jake tags out to Dave. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double fist to the midsection. Dave and Jake hit Scum with a double eye gouge. Jake leaves the ring. Dave attempts a bridging Exploder suplex, but Scum counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Scum attempts a clothesline, but Dave counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Scum is valiantly trying to break the hold and finally grabs the ropes. Dave whips Scum into the turnbuckle. Dave punches Scum. Dave chops Scum. Dave drives a running elbowsmash into Scum. Dave locks Scum in a boot choke in the corner as Ken Peterson warns Dave to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Dave lets go now putting his hands in the air mocking Scum. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These two teams are really pushing the referee to his breaking point. At some point he’s going to DQ one of them!!!
[ Ken Peterson warns Dave not to do that again. Dave drives a clothesline into Scum. Dave hits a dropkick on Scum. Dave attempts an eye gouge, but Scum blocks it. Scum hits an Exploder suplex on Dave. Scum attempts a gutbuster, but Dave counters it with a front-layout suplex. Dave tries for an uppercut, but Scum steps out of the way. Scum goes for an armdrag takedown, but Dave counters it with a lariat. Dave hits the Curb Stomp on Scum. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake hit Scum with a double splash. Reno enters the ring and lays out Jake. Reno leaves the ring. Scum hits a knife edge chop on Dave. Scum punches Dave. Dave chops Scum. Dave slaps Scum. Dave punches Scum. Scum chops Dave. Scum tags out to Reno. Reno and Scum whip Dave into the ropes and they hit Dave with a double clothesline. Jake enters the ring and throws Scum out of the ring. Dave and Jake hit Reno with a double eye gouge. Jake leaves the ring. Dave hits a dropkick on Reno. Dave runs into the ropes and hits Reno with an elbow. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake goes for a clothesline, but Reno counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Jake leaves the ring. Reno goes for a gutbuster, but Dave counters it with a front-layout suplex. Dave drives a clothesline into Reno. Dave attempts a boot choke, but Reno blocks it. Reno puts Dave in a bearhug, but Dave grabs the ropes. Reno runs into the ropes and Dave hits Reno with an elbow. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake goes for a dropkick, but Reno steps out of the way. Jake leaves the ring. Reno runs into the ropes and Dave hits Reno with a standing drop kick. Dave uses a mounted punch on Reno. Dave runs into the ropes and hits a spear on Reno. Dave uses an armbar takedown on Reno. Dave locks Reno in an arm grapevine, but Reno reaches the ropes. Dave nails Reno with the Curb Stomp. Dave runs into the ropes and drives a running knee strike into Reno. Dave nails Reno with a Discus lariat. Dave attempts to place Reno on the turnbuckle, but Reno blocks it. Dave whips Reno into the ropes and misses with a clothesline. Dave misses with a spin kick, but Reno nails Dave with a lariat. Reno tags out to Scum. Scum and Reno hit Dave with a double backbreaker. Scum and Reno hit Dave with a double atomic drop. Reno leaves the ring. Scum drives a European uppercut into Dave. Scum attempts a takeover suplex, but Dave counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Dave is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Scum kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Hooligans had Dave Anderson in a bad way and I am shocked that he was able to turn the tables on Scum and hit that suplex pinfall combination.
[ Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they attempt to hit Scum with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move and then hits them with a double clothesline. Jake leaves the ring. Scum hits a pumphandle powerslam on Dave as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Dave kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Beautiful pumphandle powerslam into a pin attempt by Scum as he hit the nineteen-minute mark and time is running out on both teams!!!
[ Scum nails a Discus lariat on Dave. Scum attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Dave uses a duck-down move on Scum. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they attempt to hit Scum with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Jake leaves the ring. Scum hits a rolling DDT on Dave. Scum runs into the ropes, but Tony Tran pulls down the top rope and Scum crashes to the floor. Ken Peterson threatens The Golden BoyZ and Tony Tran with disqualification as the bell rings and the time limit has expired. ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – This match has been declared a time limit draw!!!
[ Tony Tran barks orders at Dave and Jake as they grab Reno and pull him into the ring. Tran gives the thumbs up... and then the thumbs down as they hit Reno with the Last Call (Stereo Shining Wizards) nearly taking Reno’s head off!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You have got to be kidding me!!! Like a ring general, the Golden BoyZ obeyed every word Tran just said to them and they nearly decapitated Reno!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These guys mean business and now they have a leader that can take them to the promised land. Tag Team Champions watch out!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, Cindy Meyers is standing by with the young lady who used to be called Exodus, but now goes by her real name... Kiera Hogan!!! Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to Kiera Hogan also known once upon a time as Exodus. ]
Cindy Meyers – Kiera, thank you for joining me. Last week we heard from Malia Hosaka and she has agreed to face you at Summer Stampede if you agree to her terms. That being said, if you were to lose to her at the pay per view, you have to crawl back to the Exiles and rejoin them doing whatever she demands of you. On the other hand, if you were to defeat her at the pay per view, then she will void whatever contractual obligations the two of you have with each other pretty much giving you your freedom to do whatever you want.
[ Kiera smiles as he rubs her hands nervously. ]
Kiera Hogan – This is all I ever wanted. A chance to prove myself without Malia Hosaka watching over us like a mother hen. I agree to her terms, but I promise you; I will never go back to the Exiles. I would rather...
[ Just then, Genesis explodes onto the set and attacks Kiera clubbing her from behind. ]
[ Genesis slams Kiera into a soda machine and like a slot machine in Los Vegas twenty cans of soda come spitting out!!! Kiera grabs one and clocks Genesis over the head with it knocking her out cold!!! Kiera pops the can and dumps Grape soda all over Genesis. ]
Kiera Hogan – Is that all you got, bitch!!!
[ Kiera storms off the set as Genesis lays in the puddle of grape soda. The show swings back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two women used to be like sisters and now they are at each-other’s throats like cats and dogs!!! I can’t believe what Malia has done to these two women!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems like Malia has a much stronger hold on Genesis than Exodus, excuse me; Kiera Hogan. I can’t wait until Summer Stampede to watch the student take the teacher to school!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our next match of the evening and it features the former United States Champion Tito Escobar taking on Tiger King!!! Let’s go back to the ring for this match-up!!!
Tiger King vs Tito Escobar
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 188 lbs., this is… Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Tiger King came into the Empire with a ton of fan fair and so far, he’s been nothing but a dud as he comes into this match with a dreadful three and eight record, sitting near the bottom of the rankings.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I really don’t know what happened to him. Tiger King had so much potential and he just seemed to have lost his way. I tried to give him advice, but he always took offense to it like I was showing him up. Maybe getting cut from the roster and spending a few months away from the Empire will help this young man?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Los Vipers, and Mil Muertes; he weighs in in at 198 lbs., this is... “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of cheers as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena and Tito Escobar struts out followed by members of the Cartel; Los Vipers and Mil Muertes to the booing of the sold-out crowd. Tito slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes posing in the middle of the ring with a cocky ass smile on his face!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Talk about a rough month for Tito. He not only lost his United States Heavyweight title to Tank, but he also watched his girlfriend Holidead dislocate her knee cap and is now sidelined for nearly a month.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – In my humble opinion, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer group of people. Is it bad to wish their car gets hit by an asteroid on their way home?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Not sure that’s very PC right now.
[ The bell rings and Tito goes right at Tiger King driving a forearm smash into Tiger King’s face. Tito nails Tiger King with a hangman rolling cutter. Tito catches Tiger King in a front facelock. Tiger King is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tiger King finally reaches the ropes. Tito goes for a dragon screw, but Tiger King counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Tiger King drives a corner forearm smash into Tito. Tiger King attempts a springboard armdrag, but Tito steps out of the way and Tiger King crashes to the mat. Tito rolls Tiger King up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tito is smiling at Tiger King showing with his fingers that he came just inches away from beating him.
[ Tito nails a jumping side kick onto Tiger King. Tito tries for a European uppercut, but Tiger King blocks it. Tiger King runs into the ropes and hits Tito with a clothesline sending Tito tumbling out of the ring. Tiger King dives out under the bottom rope after Tito. Tito launches Tiger King into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...Tito throws Tiger King back into the ring and attempts a dragon screw, but Tiger King counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Tiger King is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a contrast in styles from Tito’s last match where he faced a much more powerful opponent in Tank where tonight he is facing a man with the speed of a gazelle!!!
[ Tiger King locks Tito in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Tito squirms to reach the ropes. Tiger King hits a slingshot on Tito. Tiger King runs into the ropes and hits Tito with a drop kick. Tiger King drives a European uppercut into Tito. Tiger King nails Tito with a standing moonsault for the win as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And now it’s Tiger King that is mocking Tito as he too shows the former champion just how close he came to beating him!!!
[ As Tiger King complains about a slow count, Tito drives a knee to the back of Tiger King. Tito hits an enzuigiri on Tiger King and covers him as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s what Tiger King gets for turning has back on the former champion.
[ Tito goes for a springboard armdrag, but Tiger King steps out of the way. Tiger King runs into the ropes and hits Tito with a shoulderblock. Tiger King runs into the ropes and Tito hits Tiger King with a standing drop kick. Tito is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That drop kick exploded right in Tiger Kings face!!!
[ Tito hits a hangman rolling cutter on Tiger King. Tito attempts a backbreaker, but Tiger King counters it with a facerake. Tiger King hits a jumping front kick on Tito. Tiger King uses a legsweep on Tito. Tiger King attempts the Meteora, but Tito moves out of the way. Tito uses a hiptoss on Tiger King and then throws Tiger King into the turnbuckle. Tito charges into the corner and attempts a bulldog, but Tiger King counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Tito is valiantly trying to break the hold and manages to grab the ropes. Tito springs to his feet and whips Tiger King into the ropes. Tito hits Tiger King with an elbow followed by a back heel kick. Tito hits a bulldog on Tiger King. Tito attempts a Boston crab, but Tiger King kicks him off. Tiger King whips Tito into the ropes and drives a superkick into Tito. Tiger King locks on a sleeper hold on Tito. Yali Sapphire checks Tito's arm. She lifts it... it falls! She lifts it... it stays up!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It’s going to take more than a sleeper hold to put Tito away!!!
[ Tito fights his way out of the hold by grabbing the ropes. Tito goes for a clothesline, but Tiger King ducks out of the way. Tiger King nails Tito with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Tiger King runs into the ropes and hits Tito with a shoulderblock. Tiger King runs into the ropes and Tito hits Tiger King with a clothesline that sends Tiger King tumbling out of the ring. Tito leaps over the top rope and onto him with the bullet tope suicida!!! Tito hits a tiger driver on Tiger King. Tito tries for an enzuigiri, but Tiger King steps out of the way. ...1 ...2 ...Tiger King gets back into the ring and Tito follows him back in. Tiger King whips Tito into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Tiger King. Tito hits a brain buster on Tiger King. Tito is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tiger King kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can feel this match start to swing in the favor of the former champion and that’s not a good thing for Tiger King!!!
[ Tito whips Tiger King into the ropes and Tito drives a clothesline on Tiger King that turns Tiger King inside out. Tito climbs to the second turnbuckle and hits the Red Angel (second rope Tequila Sunrise) on Tiger King as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:07:45
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as Tito demands a mic and Harvey hands him one. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Tank... Tank... I know amigo that you and your boys are back there watching... listening to what the true champion have to say. What the real Mexican Heavyweight Champion has to say!!!
[ The crowd starts to throw trash into the ring as Los Vipers incite the crowd even more. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – It’s just what I expected from American garbage here in North Carolina!!!
[ The crowd is going nuts as Tito mentions the wrong state they are in tonight. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – On behalf of the Empire, our apologies. We’re actually in South Carolina folks, not their cousins to the north.
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Tank, at Red, White and Bruised you stole from me one of my most valuable possessions and I will do anything... anything amigo, to get it back!!! But it’s not just my Mexican Heavyweight title that I want back...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It’s actually the United States Heavyweight title folks.
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – ...I want the Gauntlet of the Gods!!! So, this is what I propose. At Summer Stampede, I... no we...
[ And Tito motions toward Los Vipers and himself. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – ...we challenge you and your two “Young Boys” to a winner take all match!!! We win, I take back my Mexican Heavyweight title and the Gauntlet of the Gods!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as Tank Edge, who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand; storms down the ramp followed by Yomi-no-Kuni with mic in hand. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – You want us in a six-man tag match, fine by us; but we don’t have to wait for Summer Stampede. We’ll kick your ass right her... right now!!!
[ The crowd boos as Shane McMahon walks out on stage with mic in hand. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Tank... Tank, hold on a second. We’re not doing this tonight!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – What the hell are you talking about?
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Well, the United States title is a very historic title that deserves to be defended on a stage worthy of its prestige... say Summer Stampede!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – This is bullshit!!!
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Like it or not Tank, this is the way it’s going to be!!! At Summer Stampede it’s going to be Tank teaming with Yomi-no-Kuni to take on Tito Escobar and Los Vipers in a winner take all match!!!
[ Shane smiles as he walks to the back knowing he just signed a five star match for the pay per view. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, another massive match has just been signed for Summer Stampede as not just Tank’s United States title will be on the line but also Tank’s Gauntlet of the Gods to boot!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Talk about a high stakes match where Tank could lose everything to the leader of the Cartel Tito Escobar!!! Just imagine how indestructible Tito would be if he could get his hands on the Gauntlet of the Gods!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with the former World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!!
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers with Alexander Stone. ]
Cindy Meyers – Alexander, thank you for joining me tonight. We are hearing that you have asked for this time because you something to say?
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – That’s right Cindy. I’ve got a few things I need clarification on and I want to start with Legacy. Why is it that they walk in the door and they get catered to like their something special? I’m eleven and two!!! I should get a match against Prophet at Summer Stampede not Go-D!!!
Cindy Meyers – I’m not a hundred percent sure why...
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – I know you don’t know why, but I deserve an answer!!! On-top of that, what’s going on with all this hype with Travis Blake? This kid’s been here what, five minutes and he’s got everyone’s panties in a bunch?
[ Just then, Travis Blake walks onto the set with a cocky smile on his face. ]
[ Stone peels off his sunglasses to get a better look at the smallish man. ]
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – So you’re the new kid that’s got everyone all worked up over?
[ Travis smiles at Stone as he looks the mammoth man over. ]
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – And you’re Alexander Stone. The “former” World Champion.
[ And Blake uses air quotes when he uses the word former. ]
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – It must suck to have lost the belt to such a douche-head like Prophet. But hey, that’s life bro. Now that your time has passed...
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – My time has passed?
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – Yeah, but don’t get down about it. I’m sure that they can slide you into maybe a TV title shot or something.
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You’re fucking with me, right? You know who I am, right?
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – Yeah, you’re “Pure Gold” blah, blah, blah. The leader of “The Gold Standard”. Yawn, nap time!!! Dude, nobody cares about you anymore. You had your flash in the pan, moment in the sun; and now you’re just an afterthought.
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Afterthought?
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – Yeah, afterthought. You see, it’s my face on all the wrestling magazines right now. It’s my face on all the pay per view banners. It’s my face that everyone wants on their shampoo commercial’s!!! It’s my face that all the managers around the world want to sign!!!
[ Stone gets right into Blake’s face. ]
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Let me tell you something, boy; it’s your face I’m going to bust up!!!
[ The sold-out crowd watches in anticipation of a major fight when the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon walks into the room. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Jesus Christ, I go from one problem to another. Listen, the two of you need to calm down.
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – How is it that I haven’t gotten a title shot yet? Why are you catering to Legacy?
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – Now that’s a great question. Why hasn’t the “Face” of the Empire not gotten a World Heavyweight title shot yet? I am the hottest commodity in the Empire right now and I feel like I’m being held back!!!
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Face of the Empire? Are you for real?
[ Shane looks at Stone who just shrugs his shoulders. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Listen, I get what both of you are saying...
[ Shane looks at Travis. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Well, I get what most of you are saying... but anyway; this is what I am going to do. At Summer Stampede, it’s going to be Alexander Stone versus Travis Blake...
"The Clown Prince of Pro-Wrestling" Travis Blake – “The Face of the Empire”.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Whatever. It’s going to be the two of you in a Number One Contenders match for a World Heavyweight title match!!! Now both of you, get the hell out of here!!!
[ Shane walks off the set as Travis and Stone face off. The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another huge match has been signed for the pay per view as Alexander Stone will face “The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake for a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The so-called Face of the Empire is getting a swollen head, I think. If it gets any bigger it won’t fit through the arena doors!!! Someone needs to put this clown in check and that may very well be Alexander Stone!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can’t wait for the pay per view, but we have so many great weeks ahead of us as we get closer and closer to the show. But tonight, isn’t over yet and we have another great tag team match ahead of us as S.E.X. is about to take on the powerful duo of Bloody Mary and Havok. Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions!!!
S.E.X. vs Bloody Mary & Havok
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 283 lbs, Katie Forbes and Spice, they are… S.E.X.!!!
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the two women walk down to the ring hand in hand. They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Team S.E.X. is the number one ranked Women’s Tag Team as they await their shot at the Women’s World Tag Team champions, Medusa Complex.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – S.E.X. comes into this match with a stunning four and two record. It’s a feat that nobody would have thought possible.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 414 lbs., Bloody Mary and Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Bloody Mary and Havok make their way down to the ring and climb in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Since breaking up a few months back, these two women have come back to the tag team division with a single goal in mind and that’s to destroy every team in their path until they capture the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Bloody Mary and Havok are coming off a great win over the Canadian Ninjas a few weeks ago and are now ranked fifth in the title hunt.
[ The bell rings and Bloody Mary runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Spice. Bloody Mary hits an Asai moonsault on Spice as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Spice gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Mary isn’t wasting any time as she goes right at the much smaller spice turning her inside out with that clothesline.
[ Bloody Mary uses an armdrag takedown on Spice. Bloody Mary attempts a high knee, but Spice ducks out of the way. Spice drives a corner forearm smash onto Bloody Mary. Spice sends Bloody Mary into the turnbuckle and charges into the corner, but Bloody Mary lifts her leg. Bloody Mary drives a chop into Spice. Bloody Mary tags out to Havok. Havok and Bloody Mary hit Spice with a double DDT. Havok and Bloody Mary whip Spice into the ropes and they hit Spice with a double fist to the midsection. Havok and Bloody Mary whip Spice into the ropes and hit Spice with a double clothesline. Bloody Mary leaves the ring. Havok nails Spice with a diving elbowdrop. Havok tags out to Bloody Mary. Havok hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Spice. Bloody Mary attempts a frog splash, but Spice rolls out of the way. Havok leaves the ring. Spice hits an enzuigiri on Bloody Mary. Spice tags out to Katie Forbes. Katie uses a legsweep on Bloody Mary. Katie goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Bloody Mary counters it with a spinning headscissors into a cradle pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Katie kicks out!!! Bloody Mary tags out to Havok. Havok and Bloody Mary whip Katie into the ropes and they hit Katie with a double clothesline. Spice enters the ring and throws Bloody Mary out of the ring. Katie and Spice whip Havok into the ropes and they hit Havok with a double clothesline. Spice leaves the ring. Katie uses a Russian legsweep on Havok. Katie is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Havok got her bell rung when they hit her with that double clothesline!!!
[ Katie goes for an elbowdrop, but Havok moves out of the way. Havok drives a corner forearm smash into Katie. Havok whips Katie into the ropes, but Katie reverses it. Havok drives a corner forearm smash onto Katie. Havok uses an arm twist ropewalk chop on Katie. Havok nails Katie with a standing moonsault and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Katie gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Who would have thought a two hundred- and sixty-five-pound woman could even do a standing moonsault.
[ Havok nails Katie with pump handle powerslam for the win as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Katie kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can only imagine how much damage that pump handle powerslam did to Katies spine!!!
[ Havok whips Katie into the ropes, but Katie counters it and drives a corner forearm smash into Havok. Katie throws Havok out of the ring, but Havok hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Katie notices Havok hanging on and knees Havok in the back sending her to the floor. Katie leaps onto her with a car crash cross body. They're brawling around the ringside area. ...1 ...2 ...Katie hits a roundhouse kick on Havok. Katie hits a bulldog on Havok. ...3 ...4 ...Katie launches Havok into the steel guardrail. Katie drives a European uppercut into Havok. ...5 ...6 ...Katie rolls Havok back into the ring. Katie hits a DDT on Havok and then covers her as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Havok gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Katie’s got the jump on Havok as she just beat her down outside the ring!!!
[ Katie runs into the ropes, but Havok hits Katie with a backdrop that sends Katie tumbling out of the ring. Havok goes outside after her slams Katie into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...Havok attempts a rolling cutter, but Katie counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. ...3 ...4 ...Katie whips Havok into the steel ring steps. ...5 ...6 ...Katie rolls Havok back into the ring under the bottom rope. Katie puts Havok in a sleeperhold but Havok manages to grab the ropes. Katie punches Havok. Katie hits a ripcord cutter on Havok. Katie goes for the Phoenix Splash, but Havok gets her knees up. Havok hits an elbowdrop on Katie. Havok runs into the ropes, but Katie hits a lariat on Havok. Katie hits a twisting somersault splash on Havok. Spice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bloody Mary enters the ring and lays out Spice. Bloody Mary attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Katie Forbes blocks it. Bloody Mary rolls out of the ring. Katie whips Havok into the ropes and hits an enzuigiri on Havok. Katie hits a jumping front kick on Havok. Havok springs to her feet and drives a high knee into Katie. Havok gets an arm grapevine on Katie, but Katie reaches the ropes. Havok attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Katie counters it with a sit-out power bomb. Katie uses the ropes for leverage as she goes for the pin and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Beautiful reversal into that sit-out powerbomb nearly put Havok away!!!
[ Katie nails a dropkick on Havok. Katie nails Havok with a ripcord cutter. Spice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katie and Spice whip Havok into the ropes and they attempt to hit Havok with a double clothesline, but she counters it with a duck-down move and then hits them with a double clothesline of her own. Spice rolls out of the ring. Havok tries for a roundhouse kick, but Katie counters it with a legsweep takedown. Katie hits an elbowdrop onto Havok. Katie whips Havok into the ropes and nails her with a superkick. Katie goes for a corkscrew legdrop, but Havok rolls out of the way. Bloody Mary enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Spice enters the ring and throws Bloody Mary out of the ring. Katie and Spice nail Havok with a double elbowdrop. Spice leaves the ring. Katie uses a legsweep on Havok and then tags out to Spice. Spice hits a top rope diving elbowdrop on Havok. Spice goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Havok is in a bad way right now and she desperately needs to make the tag to Bloody Mary!!!
[ Spice runs into the ropes and nails Havok with a clothesline. Spice hits the Phoenix Splash on Havok and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can sense that S.E.X. smells blood in the water right now and that Havok is one big move away from being put away.
[ Spice gives the sign for the Froggie Splash. Spice climbs to the top rope and hits the Froggie Splash on Havok!!! Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Bloody Mary dives in to make the save. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Bloody Mary is begging for the tag as she reaches in trying to get Havok to tag out!!!
[ Spice hits the Bronco Buster on Havok. Spice drives a corner forearm smash onto Havok. Spice sends Havok into the turnbuckle, but Havok reverses it and charges into the corner, but Spice moves out of the way. Spice whips Havok into the ropes and attempts a high knee, but Havok ducks out of the way and nails Spice with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Havok drives a chop onto Spice. Havok whips Spice into the turnbuckle and attempts a rolling cutter, but Spice counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Spice hits a jumping front kick on Havok. Spice runs into the ropes and hits Havok with a clothesline that sends Havok over the top rope and out of the ring and to the floor. Spice dives through the ropes and slams Havok into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...Spice rolls Havok climbs back into the ring. Spice hits a jumping front kick on Havok. Spice hits a monkey flip on Havok, but Havok springs to her feet and drives a European uppercut into Spice. Havok punches Spice. Havok chops Spice. Havok runs into the ropes and hits Spice with a clothesline. Havok uses a corkscrew legdrop on Spice. Havok uses a side Russian legsweep on Spice. Havok finally tags out to Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary and Havok whip Spice into the ropes and they hit Spice with a double fist to the midsection. Havok leaves the ring. Bloody Mary whips Spice into the ropes and she nails her with a superkick and goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Havok kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man, that superkick just took Spice’s head off!!! She’s lucky that she had the where with all to kick out!!!
[ Bloody Mary locks Spice in a Texas Cloverleaf. Spice is valiantly trying to break the hold and finally reaches the ropes. Bloody Mary nails Spice with a rolling cutter. Bloody Mary hits an Asai moonsault on Spice as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Spice gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This match is amazing Phillip. Both teams are showing us why they should be considered two of the top tag teams in the Women’s division!!!
[ Bloody Mary hits the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster) on Spice and goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Katie dives in to make the save!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Katie Forbes knew that when Bloody Mary hit the Red Wedding on Spice that it was over!!! Quick thinking on Katie’s part to get in there and make the save!!!
[ Spice attempts a lariat, but Bloody Mary blocks it. Bloody Mary tries for a huracanrana from the second rope, but Spice counters it with a power bomb pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Bloody Mary kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, Bloody Mary and Havok must be wondering what the hell got into S.E.X. to make them wrestle so good!!!
[ Spice hits a rolling cutter on Bloody Mary. Spice hits a dropkick from the second rope on Bloody Mary. Spice tags out to Katie. Katie and Spice whip Bloody Mary into the ropes and they hit Bloody Mary with a double enzuigiri. Spice leaves the ring. Katie hits a diving elbowdrop on Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary springs to her feet and drives a roundhouse kick into Katie. Bloody Mary uses a corkscrew legdrop on Katie. Bloody Mary runs into the ropes, but Katie hits a clothesline on Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary springs to her feet and puts Katie in a sleeperhold. Katie is struggling to reach the ropes and finally grabs them forcing Bloody Mary to let go. Bloody Mary hits an enzuigiri on Katie. Havok enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bloody Mary and Havok hit Katie with a double bulldog. Bloody Mary and Havok hit Katie with a double elbowdrop. Havok leaves the ring. Bloody Mary goes to the top rope and hits a twisting somersault splash on Katie. Bloody Mary is going for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and the bell rings as the time limit has expired. ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – This match has been declared a time limit draw!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man, what a great match by two of the top teams in the Women’s Tag Team Division!!! It’s a shame that we had to run out of time!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Don’t worry Phillip, I’ve got a feeling that it won’t be long before these two teams collide again and next time the stacks will be much higher!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, we are getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by with the Woke Queens. Let’s go back and listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to Debbie Kietel and Aoife Valkyrie. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, with talk of roster cuts ramping up every week; you must be concerned with your record being a paltry one and five.
[ Debbie has a confused look on her face. ]
Debbie Kietel – Roster cuts? What roster cuts? Nobody told me about roster cuts.
[ Cindy looks over to Valkyrie. ]
Cindy Meyers – Surely you must have heard about the roster cuts?
[ Valkyrie tries to calm Debbie down. ]
Aoife Valkyrie – Shhh sweetie, it’s fine. We’re going to be fine. Now why don’t you go get us some coffees?
Debbie Kietel – Yeah, good idea; I need a coffee.
[ Debbie walks off leaving Valkyrie alone with Cindy. ]
Cindy Meyers – You never told her about the roster cuts?
Aoife Valkyrie – Listen, Debbie is a little; shall I say blind to the big picture. Need I say, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.
Cindy Meyers – But you record is...
[ Valkyrie waves her hand at Cindy. ]
Aoife Valkyrie – I know what our damn record is, and I’ve taken precautions in-case we get cut.
Cindy Meyers – You’ve taken precautions for the two of you... or just yourself?
Aoife Valkyrie – Well Cindy, that’s for me to know and for people like you to piss off!!!
[ Valkyrie walks off leaving Cindy standing there dumbstruck as the show swings back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You get the feeling that Valkyrie is watching out for her own best interests and leaving her tag team partner out to dry?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have no clue what these two women are thinking right now, but if they want to avoid the inevitable roster cuts that are looming, they better get their act together and quick.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for another huge tag team match as the World Tag Team Champions the Chain Gang take on Los Vipers in a non-title match. Tonight, has been a huge night for the Cartel as they all have been in action. Mil Muertes lost by disqualification when he took on Joey Ryan. Tito Escobar beat the hell out of Tiger King to pick up his eleventh win. Now Los Vipers get a shot at the Tag champs. If they can somehow pick up a win tonight, this will get them that much closer to garnering them a World Tag Team title match.
The Chain Gang vs Los Vipers
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager Salena, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs.; Jake Owens and Eddie O’Shay; they are the reigning World Tag Team Champions, they are… the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. The fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their World Tag Team title belts over their heads. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The World Tag Team Champions are in the building and they have held those belts for about two and a half months now beating teams such as the Guerillas of Destiny and the Lynch Mob in title matches.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Being the tag team champions is one thing, but their record is just five hundred coming into this match at six and six. You would think that being champions their record would be much better, but it’s not.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring and being accompanied by Tito Escobar and Mil Muertes; weighing in at a combined weight of 388 lbs.; Santos and Pedro Supremo; they are… Los Vipers!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares across the arena as the Mexican sensations Santos and Pedro Supremo of Los Vipers make their way out onto the stage followed by Tito Escobar and Mil Muertes. The walk down the rampway before diving into the ring under the bottom rope posing for the sold-out crowd. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here’s not just Los Vipers, but the entire Cartel in force. What a night for this stable as even though they are a man or woman down they are still a powerhouse team.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – With the addition of Mil Muertes to the Cartel, it makes them the toughest team on the roster. But just like the champions, their record is sub-par coming in at four and five.
[ The bell rings and Owens drives a fist into the midsection of Santos. O'Shay enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Pedro enters the ring, but gets cut off. O'Shay attempts a Discus Punch, but Santos ducks out of the way. O'Shay leaves the ring. Santos runs into the ropes and misses with an elbow. Owens runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Santos. Owens whips Santos into the ropes and Santos comes off and drives a spear into Owens. Santos hits a football tackle onto Owens. Santos hits the Curb Stomp on Owens. Santos tags out to Pedro. O'Shay enters the ring, but gets cut off. Pedro and Santos whip Owens into the ropes and they hit Owens with a double kick to the midsection. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro goes for a sleeperhold, but Owens counters it with a jawbreaker. Owens runs into the ropes and misses with a clothesline but drives a spinning lariat into Pedro Supremo. Owens puts Pedro in a chokehold in the corner as Ken Peterson warns Owens to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Owens finally lets go before he gets disqualified. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I really don’t think that Owens cares if the win tonight or not. The only thing that matters is that they retain the World Tag Team titles when they have to.
[ Pedro springs to his feet and hits a DDT on Owens. Pedro tags out to Santos. Owens tags out to O'Shay. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double kick to the midsection. Owens leaves the ring. O'Shay drives a chop into Santos. O'Shay uses a facerake on Santos. O'Shay whips Santos into the ropes and drives a chop into Santos. O'Shay tags out to Owens. Owens and O'Shay whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double chop. O'Shay leaves the ring. Owens sends Santos into the turnbuckle, but Santos reverses it and runs shoulder-first into the corner. Santos kicks Owens. Santos punches Owens. Owens kicks Santos. Owens tags out to O'Shay. Pedro enters the ring, but gets cut off. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double kick to the midsection. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double clothesline. Pedro gets back up, but gets cut off. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double elbowsmash. O'Shay and Owens whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double dropkick. O'Shay hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Santos. Owens attempts a clothesline, but Santos counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. In turn, Owens counters it with a low blow. O'Shay takes Santos down with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Owens nails a dropkick on Santos. Owens leaves the ring as O'Shay catches Santos in a chokehold. Ken Peterson warns O'Shay to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Owens finally lets go before he gets disqualified. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – O’Shay and Owens went crazy with all those double team moves. I hate to ask but how long was the referee going to let that go on? He seems pretty lenient tonight!!!
[ O'Shay nails Santos with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. O'Shay hits a pumphandle back breaker on Santos. O'Shay nails a dropkick onto Santos. O'Shay is going for the cover and he uses the ropes for leverage as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tito Escobar puts Santos's foot on the rope!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I knew it wouldn’t take much before Tito to get involved.
[ O'Shay nails a pumphandle backbreaker on Santos. O'Shay hits a gutbuster on Santos. O'Shay drives a punch into Santos. O'Shay tries for a Discus lariat, but Santos counters it with a crucifix pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and O’Shay kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Santos has been in this match for a long time and Pedro is begging to be tagged in!!!
[ Santos does just that and tags out to Pedro. Pedro and Santos whip O'Shay into the ropes and they hit O'Shay with a double armbar takedown. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro tries for a clothesline, but O'Shay counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. O'Shay whips Pedro into the ropes and O'Shay misses with a shoulderblock, but nails a belly-to-belly suplex on Pedro. O'Shay attempts a bearhug, but Pedro counters it with an elbow to the face. Pedro goes for a Cradle DDT, but O'Shay blocks it. O'Shay hits an atomic drop on Pedro. O'Shay uses an armdrag takedown on Pedro. O'Shay attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Pedro blocks it and nails a Cradle DDT on O'Shay going for the cover as he uses the ropes for leverage. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Pedro looks frustrated as he puts three fingers up and tells the referee that he thinks he got a three count!!!
[ Pedro uses an armbar takedown on O'Shay. Pedro nails O'Shay with a Discus lariat and then goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – O’Shay needs to make a tag to Owens. He’s taking a beating right now and needs to get the hell out of there!!!
[ Pedro drives a fist into the midsection on O'Shay. Pedro runs into the ropes and goes for a spear, but O'Shay counters it with a kneelift. In turn, Pedro counters it with a legsweep. Pedro covers O'Shay using the ropes for leverage as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Owens dives into the ring breaking the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Smart move by Owens to get in there and break up that pin because he knew just like we all did that it was over if he didn’t!!!
[ Pedro runs into the ropes and O'Shay takes Pedro down with an Exploder suplex. O'Shay tags out to Owens. O'Shay hits the Discus Punch on Pedro. Owens nails an Exploder suplex on Pedro. O'Shay leaves the ring. Owens whips Pedro into the ropes and hits Pedro with a drop kick. Owens locks Pedro in a sleeperhold, but Pedro manages to grab the ropes. Owens whips Pedro into the ropes and Salena reaches in under the bottom rope and trips up Pedro. Ken Peterson threatens to toss Salena from ringside if she doesn’t stop interfering. Owens throws Pedro out of the ring and then rolls out under the bottom rope after him. Owens slams Pedro into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...They're brawling around the ringside area. Owens uses a facerake on Pedro. Owens throws Pedro into the steel ringsteps. ...3 ...4 ...Owens goes for an atomic drop, but Pedro counters it with a facerake. Pedro nails a Discus lariat on Owens. ...5 ...6 ...Pedro rolls Owens back into the ring and climbs to the top rope nailing Owens with a splash. Pedro rolls Owens up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Owens kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You have to ask yourself what’s in the water tonight because every tag team is bringing it tonight!!!
[ Pedro uses a mounted punch on Owens. Pedro chops Owens. Pedro gets a boot choke on Owens against the ropes as Ken Peterson warns Pedro to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Pedro finally lets go before he gets disqualified. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can’t believe how good Los Vipers look tonight as they are taking the fight right at the champions. Salena is going out of her mind at ringside watching this match!!!
[ Pedro tries for the Curb Stomp, but Owens rolls out of the way. Owens goes for a lariat, but Pedro counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. Pedro whips Owens into the ropes, but Owens comes back and hits Pedro with a shoulderblock. Owens tags out to O'Shay. O'Shay and Owens whip Pedro into the ropes and they hit Pedro with a double kick to the midsection. O'Shay and Owens whip Pedro into the ropes and they hit Pedro with a double fist to the midsection. Owens leaves the ring. O'Shay drives a back elbow on Pedro. O'Shay drives a European uppercut into Pedro. O'Shay takes Pedro down with a takeover suplex. O'Shay climbs to the top rope and drops a big leg across Pedro and goes for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tito Escobar distracts Ken Peterson stopping the count!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s twice now Tito has blatantly interfered in this match and he has yet to be chastised for it!!! If I was Salena, and I’m not; I would be pretty pissed off.
[ O'Shay drives a headbutt into Pedro. O'Shay goes for a chokehold, but Pedro counters it with a facerake. Pedro goes for a Cradle DDT, but O'Shay counters it with a small package roll-up for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Pedro kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This has been such a back-and-forth match and I’m sure that the champions never saw this happening as they prepared for this match tonight.
[ O'Shay hits a gutwrench suplex on Pedro. O'Shay hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Pedro. O'Shay whips Pedro into the ropes and locks Pedro in a massive bearhug, but Pedro grabs the ropes. O'Shay runs into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Pedro pulls Ken Peterson in the way and O’Shay takes the referee out!!! Pedro attempts a clothesline, but O'Shay counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. O'Shay is going for the pin as he pulls the tights, but there is no referee to count after getting hit. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – O’Shay had the match won right there, but the referee is still trying to get his act together after he collided with Eddie!!!
[ O'Shay gets back up and goes for a cannonball senton, but Pedro rolls out of the way. Referee Yali Sapphire comes running down to the ring and dives under the bottom rope taking charge of the match. Pedro hits a DDT on O'Shay. Pedro is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Pedro seems pretty pissed off that Yali only counted to two. His eyes are burning holes right through Yali right now!!!!
[ Pedro uses an armbar takedown on O'Shay. Pedro hits a dropkick on O'Shay. Pedro drives a European uppercut into O'Shay. Pedro runs into the ropes, but O'Shay goes for an abdominal stretch and Pedro counters it with a facerake. Pedro hits another Cradle DDT on O'Shay for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Pedro just snapped as he’s going right at Yali and she’s running for her life!!!
[ Pedro launches Yali Sapphire over the top rope and out of the ring as she crashes to the floor out cold. Now it’s Todd Sinclair that comes running down to the ring. Pedro slaps O'Shay. Santos enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Pedro and Santos whip O'Shay into the ropes and hit O'Shay with a double dropkick. Pedro and Santos whip O'Shay into the ropes and they hit O'Shay with a double clothesline. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro nails O'Shay with a Death Valley Driver. Pedro drives a back elbow into O'Shay. Pedro runs into the ropes and hits O'Shay with a shoulderblock. Pedro covers O'Shay as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and O’Shay kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Eddie has been in this match for a long time and right now he’s desperate for a tag!!!
[ Pedro tags out to Santos. Santos and Pedro hit O'Shay with a double top rope splash. Santos and Pedro whip O'Shay into the ropes and they hit O'Shay with a double fist to the midsection. Pedro leaves the ring. O'Shay tags out to Owens. Owens runs into the ropes and Santos tries for a dropkick to the knee, but Owens steps out of the way. Owens nails Santos with a snap dragon suplex. Owens hits a basement dropkick on Santos. Owens runs into the ropes drives a clothesline on Santos. Owens hits an Exploder suplex on Santos as he goes for the pin and Mil Muertes pulls Santos out of the ring as the bell rings as the time limit has expired!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – This match has been declared a time limit draw!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Both teams are glaring at each other as neither of them are accepting this draw!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This match might have ended in a draw, but in Los Vipers eyes; it a clear-cut victory for them.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back as Cindy Meyers is standing by with the newest Women’s Tag Team; the Heartbreakers!!!
[ The videotron comes to life as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to Nattie Neidhart, Shotzi Blackheart and Indi Hartwell also known as the Heartbreakers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, congratulations on your first victory here in the Empire as you Nattie and you Shotzi went on to defeat the Woke Queens. So, in saying that; what’s next for you three ladies?
Nattie Neidhart – Next? The reason we came here hasn’t changed. We are going to climb the rankings until we are given what we rightfully deserve and that’s a shot at the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
Cindy Meyers – Can I ask who’s next for the three of you?
Nattie Neidhart – When we look at the rankings the only logical choice is the Canadian Ninjas. But the way they have been wrestling as of late it shouldn’t be much of a fight.
[ Just then, Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews; also known as the Canadian Ninjas walk onto the set pretty pissed off. ]
Portia Perez – Let’s get something straight. While we may not be the Women’s World Tag Team Champions, we’ve busted our asses for months here and we’ll be damned if we’re going to let the three of you degrade us. So, let’s be perfectly clear, the next time our names come out of your mouths; the three of you are going to have a huge problem!!!
Shotzi Blackheart – Is that a fact?
Nicole Matthews – Don’t push us, because we’re in no mood for your shit!!!
Indi Hartwell – Why don’t you two show-up on Afterburn and we can settle this once and for all!!!
Portia Perez – Fine. It’s about time someone shuts you up.
[ Nattie motions for Shotzi and Indy to follow her as the show flashes back to Caristico and Phillip ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another huge tag team match has just been signed for Afterburn as the Heartbreakers have agreed to take on the Canadian Ninjas!!! Talk about bad blood between these two teams!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Ninjas have been on a skid as of late and they need to win this match to get back into title contention!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Afterburn is looking to be another great night of action, but tonight isn’t over yet as the main event is mere moments away and it’s a rematch of the Women’s World title match at Red, White and Bruised as Gabby Jetson takes on the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova. Let’s go back to the ring one final time for the introductions to this match!!!
Gabby Jetson vs Amber Nova
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!!! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 194 lbs., she is… “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson!!!
[ “Fight to the Death” by Neil Myers rocks the arena as the crowd explodes to their feet as “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson storms out on stage and marches down to the ring climbing in!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In my opinion, Gabby has nothing to prove as she took the fight right at Amber even thought it was in a losing effort.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can say that she’s got nothing to prove, but until she captures the Women’s World title she’s still has more to prove.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the two-time Women’s World Champion; and a member of the Gold Standard, this is… “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber is the top ranked women’s wrestler in the Empire today coming into this match with a very impressive nine and two record.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Right now she’s the best in the game, but hot on her heels is Thunder Rosa who will take on Solo Darling this Thursday night on Afterburn and if she wins that match, she will in all intense and purposes lock herself in for a title shot at Summer Stampede against Amber Nova!!!
[ The bell rings and Amber sends Gabby into the corner and follows her in with a corner forearm smash. Amber is being booed out of the building. Amber hits a monkey flip on Gabby. Amber tries for a standing moonsault, but Gabby gets her knees up. Gabby drives a superkick into Amber. Gabby climbs to the top rope and hits a frog splash on Amber as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – My God, that’s a two-hundred-pound woman coming down onto Amber from the top rope!!!
[ Gabby tries for a lariat, but Amber counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex that sends Gabby over the top rope. Gabby hangs on to the top rope for dear life and slides back in under the bottom rope. Gabby punches Amber. Gabby chops Amber. Gabby whips Amber into the ropes and Amber attempts a corner forearm smash, but Gabby ducks out of the way and Gabby hits a springboard bulldog on Amber. Gabby covers Amber as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Amber can’t seem to get any offense going early on in this match!!! It’s been all Gabby so far!!!
[ Gabby hits a top rope missile dropkick on Amber. Gabby is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, that’s a two-hundred-pound woman flying off the top ropes like a cruiserweight!!! You can see that this strategy by Gabby has caught Amber off guard!!!
[ Gabby hits a top rope twisting somersault splash on Amber. Gabby whips Amber into the ropes and Amber tries for a lariat, but Gabby counters it with a spinning backbreaker. Gabby whips Amber into the turnbuckle and hits a rolling cutter on Amber. The crowd boos as Solo Darling comes strutting down to ringside. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have to wonder what side Solo is on tonight as she walks down the ring after losing her Women’s World title shot just last week.
[ Gabby uses a springboard armdrag on Amber followed by a corkscrew legdrop. Gabby uses a Russian legsweep on Amber. Gabby attempts the 6-1-9, but Amber ducks out of the way. Amber hits an enzuigiri on Gabby. Amber runs into the ropes and goes for a corner forearm smash, but Gabby ducks out of the way and she nails Amber with an Asai moonsault as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber is desperate right now as she needs to switch up her game plan to counter Gabby’s high risk moves.
[ Gabby goes for a Meteora, but Amber moves out of the way. Gabby springs to her feet and uses an armdrag takedown on Amber. Gabby nails a dropkick from the second rope on Amber. Gabby goes for a Russian legsweep, but Amber counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Amber goes for a top rope diving elbowdrop, but Gabby counters it with a kick to the midsection. Gabby hits the Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin) on Amber and goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Gabby’s finisher the Omegaplex wasn’t enough to put the World Champion away as Amber kicked out just in time!!!
[ Gabby kicks Amber. Amber punches Gabby. Gabby chops Amber. Amber chops Gabby. Gabby slaps Amber. Gabby kicks Amber. Gabby runs into the ropes and Solo Darling reaches in under the ropes and trips up Gabby. Yali Sapphire threatens Amber with disqualification. Yali Sapphire warns Solo Darling that she will toss her from ringside. Gabby goes for a rolling cutter, but Amber throws her off. Amber uses a springboard armdrag on Gabby. Amber nails a diving elbowdrop on Gabby. Amber runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Gabby. Amber tries for the Phoenix Splash, but Gabby rolls out of the way. Gabby runs into the ropes and Amber attempts a sleeperhold, but Gabby counters it with a back suplex. In turn, Amber counters it with a flip. Amber uses a legsweep on Gabby. Amber hits a twisting somersault splash on Gabby. Amber whips Gabby into the ropes, but Gabby reverses it and Amber hits Gabby with a clothesline sending Gabby tumbling out of the ring. Amber goes through the ropes after her. Amber slams Gabby into the steel ringsteps. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...Amber whips Gabby into the steel guardrail. ...4 ...5 ...Amber sets Gabby up and hits the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Gabby onto the concrete floor. ...6 ...7 ...Amber shoves Gabby into the ring apron. Amber hits a bulldog on Gabby. Amber throws Gabby into the guardrail. Gabby drives a fist into the midsection of Amber. ...8 ...9 ...Gabby throws Amber back into the ring. Gabby takes Amber down with a DDT. Solo Darling throws Amber the Women’s World title belt. Amber tries to use it, but Gabby ducks the blow and nails a spin kick into the belt that hits Amber in the face!!! Gabby goes for the pin, but Yali Sapphire threatens Gabby with disqualification. Gabby nails a dropkick on Amber. Gabby runs into the ropes and Gabby and Amber each get hit with a double clothesline. Gabby attempts a European uppercut, but Amber counters it with a backslide pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We were all wondering what side of the fence Solo was going to be on when she came down to the ring and we now know. She surprisingly is on the side of the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova even after everything Amber said about her the past few weeks.
[ Amber hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Gabby. Amber attempts an ankle lock, but Gabby counters it with a kick to the head. In turn, Amber counters it with a capture suplex. Amber hits a DDT on Gabby. Amber is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The momentum of this match has seemingly turned in to the favor of the champion as she has scored two quick pinfall attempts!!!
[ Amber questions Yali Sapphire as she puts three fingers in the air telling her she thought she got the three count. Amber goes for a springboard bulldog, but Gabby steps out of the way. Gabby goes for a huracanrana from the second rope, but Amber counters it with a sit-out power bomb into a pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This isn’t goof for Gabby because it seems Amber has found a way to counter Gabby’s high risk game plan.
[ Amber hits a springboard spear on Gabby. Amber is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby puts her foot on the bottom rope...but Solo Darling throws Gabby’s foot off the rope and Yali Sapphire sees it. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The referee needs to toss Solo out of here!!! That’s twice now she blatantly interfered in this match!!!
[ Yali Sapphire threatens Amber with disqualification if Solo gets involved again. Amber hits a springboard spear on Gabby. Amber runs into the ropes and Gabby drives a dropkick to the knee of Amber. Gabby hits the Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin) on Amber. Gabby goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That nasty dropkick to the knee of Amber Nova swung this match very quickly as it gave Gabby time to hit the Omegaplex again!!!
[ Gabby hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Amber. Amber springs to her feet and nails Gabby with a high knee. Amber goes for a frog splash, but Gabby gets her knees up. Gabby is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These two women are firing off moves in rapid fire fashion as we close in on the halfway point of this match!!!
[ Gabby whips Amber into the ropes, but Amber nails a springboard spear on Gabby. Amber hits a top rope twisting moonsault on Gabby as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Gabby gets her foot in the ropes!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Great ring awareness by Gabby to use the ropes to save herself from getting pinned.
[ Amber nails Gabby with a stiff lariat. Amber drives a high knee into Gabby. Amber drives a fist into the midsection of Gabby. Amber nails the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Gabby and goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:09:54
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Amber Nova!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another tough loss for Gabby Jetson tonight as she didn’t last as long as she did at the recent pay per view.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, Amber put her away about two minutes faster than she did at the pay per view, but a loss is a loss no matter how long it takes. It’s now back to the drawing board for Gabby.
[ Solo enters the ring and she celebrates with Amber, but Amber looks at her weirdly and from out of nowhere she hits the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Solo that lays her out cold!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – So much for Solo and Amber being on the same side. Amber just proved that there’s no alliance between these two women.
[ As both Gabby and Solo lay at Ambers feet, the Women’s World Champion asks for a mic. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Thunder Rosa!!! Are you back there watching? Is this truly what you want? Do I have to beat you down like I just did to these two wannabes?
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as Thunder Rosa storms out onto the stage and marches down the ramp. ]
[ The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page rushes down the ramp with about a dozen security guards trying to stop her. ]
[ The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova climbs out onto the ring apron and taunts the Mexican superstar. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Let her go so I can beat her ass and line her up to these two losers!!! There’s nobody that can beat me!!! I am the present and future of this damn Empire!!! Nobody can touch me!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, that’s all for tonight. We hope you enjoyed the show and we invite you right back here this Thursday night as we bring to you Afterburn!!! Goodnight everyone!!!