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Live from the sold-out Vivant Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah
Monday Night March 22nd, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and I am joined by my broadcast colleague Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evening folks.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris we are two weeks removed from the Undisputed pay per view and the fall-out from it is still being felt. Last week, the Worlds Heavyweight Champion came out to the ring and he demanded answers and answers he got in the form of DDP.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, DDP came out to the ring and didn’t sugar coat it. Stone assaulted a former champion, Hall of Famer and downright fucking legend in this company and now he has to pay the toll keeper.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s right. It all started back at Crossfire when Stone won the Worlds title. Tank was on hand to present him with the new Worlds Heavyweight title, but when Tank refused to bow down and kiss Stone’s ass, Stone attacked him sending Tank to the hospital.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fast forward a month at Undisputed and Tank sought out his own style of revenge when he came into the ring after Stone defeated Arik Cannon and he hit Stone with the Stonebreaker laying the champion out. Before the pay per view went off the air, Tank left Stone with a warning. That Stone’s day of reckoning is coming!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And that brings us to last week where Stone, pretty pissed off I may add; demanded answers and answers he got. Tank went to the owner of the Empire and demanded a match against Stone. Not being able to get cleared by the company’s medical officials, Tank signed off making it an unsanctioned match, and an unsanctioned Hell in a Cell match to boot.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to be honest; these two guys are clones of each other and maybe twelve years ago this would be the marquee matchup of the year. Today, with Tank being twelve years older and his best wrestling days behind him; why the hell would he want a match like this? Even if he somehow, someway comes out on the winning side of things; the damage a Hell in a Cell match does to you is going to shorten his life expectancy by years!!! He may never be the same man again.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more. Stone is at the peak of his career and in the best shape of his life. Tank, three neck surgeries later; has been retired for a decade. The guys got nothing left to prove. He’s the G.O.A.T. of the Empire and nobody is disputing that. You got you shot in. You embarrassed Stone. Walk away now while you still can.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree. We both felt the wraith of Stone and his Gold Standard stable. Nothing good is going to come out of walking into a Hell in a Cell with the World Champion. Only more pain and suffering.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s shift gears to tonight, shall we? We have seven big matches with three of them having pay per view implications.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s right. The number one Contendership to the World Tag Team titles are on the line as a very pissed off Chain Gang squares off against the Natural Disasters led by Reverend Azazel.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You gotta give credit where it’s due even though it tastes like shit. Reverend Azazel has taken the Natural Disasters to the brink of a title shot just like he promised. He’s also reinvented Raven Horses career and he’s about to do the same thing for Christina Darling who recently joined Azazel’s stable. In another big match, we are going to see Caristico in a two on one match in which if Caristico can beat Los Vipers tonight he may get a shot at Tito Escobar’s United States Heavyweight title.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Ever since losing to Alexander Stone at the Crossfire ppv Caristico has been on a downward spiral dropping a singles match to Kahagas and then a tag team match against Los Vipers. He desperately needs a win tonight.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yes, he does. Also, in action tonight we will see the Woke Queens who have been a huge thorn in the sides of Caged Heat since winning the Women’s World Tag Team titles.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A couple of sneak attacks and the theft of the Women’s World Tag Team titles tends to piss off Caged Heat. I can’t blame them. And if the Woke Queens were smart, they wouldn’t show their faces out here tonight because Caged Heat will be gunning for them.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They have been ever since the pay per view where the Woke Queens walked out with their straps. This one could get ugly!!! And finally, we have the main event of the night where Alexander Stone puts his World Heavyweight title on the line against Chandler Hopkins.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, that’s just one half of the stipulation in this match. Originally it was supposed to be a title for title match. But DDP said that Stone cannot hold both belts at once so that was tossed out. Stone’s quick thinking put another stipulation in place. That if Stone wins tonight, he gets to pick Hopkins’ challenger for the Day of Reckoning pay per view!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Think about the possibilities!!! It could be anyone on the roster!!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as the lights in the arena flicker out and a soft green light grows within the entranceway, growing brighter and brighter. Finally, Wake of the Dream” by Mudvayane starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran with a cocky smile on his face. ]
[ He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He slowly walks down to the ring soaking it all in. Stepping into the ring he asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Man it’s been a long damn time since I stepped foot in this place and as much as the faces have changed, I can tell by watching the last two pay per views that nothing has really changed around here, and I don’t mean that in a bad way, I honestly don’t. You see, I really respect guys like Crazy Man and the Messiah for coming back to the federation that made them famous. Living legends like DDP taking the reigns as General Manager!! All the guys who gave their heart and soul to this company. So, as I look ahead, I asked myself; where do I fit in? Is there a place for me in this new Empire? And the answer I came up with is… yes!!!
[ And the crowd cheers loving it. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No, it’s not what you think. I’m not going to be climbing back into the ring with my gear on getting manhandled by this new generation. Granted I was never that smart of a guy, but I’m not that dumb either.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – At least he is being honest. He was never that smart.
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No, I believe that my traits would be best suited in mentoring the next generation of superstars that are trying to claw their way to the top. So, I watched these past two months and the first guy that I feel would be best suited with my wealth of knowledge is none other than this man…
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar known as STIXX marches down to the ring with a brand new mask on. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Talk about a pet project. If Tony Tran wanted a challenge, he’s got one in this guy.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Out of all the men and women on the roster, why would he start with a guy that hasn’t won a fucking match yet?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I know what you are all thinking. I can see it on all your faces. Why Tony, why did you pick STIXX as the first man to mentor? It’s simple. Look at the size of this guy!!! He’s a monster!!! A rough uncut diamond that I can shape and mold…
[ Suddenly, the sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays across the arena and the near five-hundred-pound monster “Big Mike” Bulk storms down to the ring with Spice at his side. The duo climbs into the ring as Tony Tran and STIXX glare at them. ]
[ Spice asks for a mic and Harvey, with a smile; hands her one. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Can I help you? We were in the middle of something here.
[ Spice laughs at him. ]
“Sexy” Spice – Can you help me? Oh, I don’t think so. You see, we all love a good comeback story. And the diehard fans all love to see some of their old heroes come back every now and again. But unfortunately, you’re wrong Tony. You don’t have a place in the new Empire. In-fact, you claim to have such a wealth of knowledge; then why did you pick this winless loser to mentor?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – He’s not a loser. He’s just winless and I promise you that with my help I’m going to…
[ Spice leans in close to Tony and he starts to blush. ]
“Sexy” Spice – Show him what? How to be a man? How not to lose? Tony, the biggest thing you ever did in the Empire was suck up to the boss and take his million dollars.
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – That’s not true!! I won the Emperor’s Crown Championship!!! I held the United States Heavyweight Championship!!! I was the W.W.E. Television champion!!!
[ Spice sarcastically claps for him. ]
“Sexy” Spice – That’s awesome!!! But where are you now? Tony, I googled your ass and you know what? You’re a fake!!! A has been. A loser!!! You’re broke!! That million dollars that you took from the owner, it’s gone!!! You pissed it all away and now you’re going to do the same thing to him!!!
[ And she points right at STIXX. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – He’s fucking broke?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I thought I smelled a rat!!!
[ Spice looks right at STIXX. ]
“Sexy” Spice – You must be an idiot to think that this ass-hat can help you!!!
[ Spice and Bulk storm out of the ring leaving Tony Tran and STIXX standing there. Tony turns to STIXX. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Don’t believe her!!! Don’t believe a word she’s say…
[ Before Tony can finish his sentence, STIXX snatches up Tony Tran and hits him with the STIXX Shift Driver (Full Nelson Snap Suplex)!!! Tony Tran lays in the center of the ring in a crumpled heap as STIXX storms out of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Somebody call 9-1-1-, we got a man down in the ring!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nah, just roll his dumb ass out of the ring.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we have Cindy Meyers standing by with the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins. Cindy, take it away.
[ The show cuts to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing next to the TV Champion Chandler Hopkins. ]
Cindy Meyers – Chandler, tonight you face Alexander Stone for his World Heavyweight title, but if you lose; then he gets to hand pick your opponent at Day of Reckoning. Your thoughts on this big stipulation?
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Cindy, I have not given this stipulation any thought at all because I know at the end of the night, I’m going to walk out the new World Heavyweight Champion. You see, Stone isn’t focused on me. He’s set his sights past me and to Tank Edge and his big Hell in a Cell match at the pay per view. That’s a mistake. The biggest mistake of his career. Alexander Stone isn’t the kind of person that we want being World Heavyweight Champion. He’s not the kind of guy we want representing this company!!! To be the role model for the kids out there watching our program every Monday night!! Tonight, Stone’s reign of terror ends.
[ Hopkins walks away as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Strong words from the Television champion, but I believe that he has bitten of more than he can chew at this point. He was in a brutal match with Joey Ryan and then at the pay per view he stepped up to take on Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters where he ended up getting pinned. I don’t think that his body is ready for a match like Stone’s going to give him.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re exactly right. Chandler needs to go back and replay the match between Stone and Cannon just to get a taste of what kind of hell he’s about to go through!!! And he’s still beat to fuck like you said from his match against Joey Ryan and that brutal six-man tag team match at the ppv. He’s walking into this match all beat up. I really don’t know what this kid is thinking. Even on his best day, the odds of beating Stone are against him.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time for our opening match of the night. It’s the Mexican Sensation Caristico taking on the Cartel’s very own Los Vipers in a Handicap match!!! This one should be good. If Caristico can pull off a victory tonight, Tito Escobar said that he might grant Caristico a title match. Let’s rejoin Harvey Weinstein in the ring.
In a Two on One Handicap Match
Caristico vs Los Vipers
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following handicap match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 180 lbs., he is “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico and Tito Escobar have been on a collision course since the Empire reopened. It’s all on the line tonight as Caristico takes on Los Vipers where if he wins, he may get a shot at Tito’s United States Heavyweight title.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The big word there is may, and I was a betting man I don’t think Tito is going to give Caristico the satisfaction of challenging him for that title any time soon. I think that this is just more head games Tito is playing.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by the Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar, weighing in at a combined weight of 388 lbs., Santos and Pedro Supremo; they are Los Vipers!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares across the arena as the Mexican sensations Santos and Pedro Supremo of Los Vipers make their way out onto the stage followed by Tito Escobar. The walk down the rampway before diving into the ring under the bottom rope eyeing their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Cartel is here. Los Vipers coming off a tough loss to the Hooligans three weeks ago to drop them to one and three.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Even at one and three they are right in the thick of things. A couple of wins strung together and they could be wrestling for the titles. Oh great, Tito Escobar is joining us at the broadcast table. This should be fun.
[ Tito places his Mexican Heavyweight title on the table, grabs the headsets and puts them on before sitting down next to Chris. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tito, it’s always a pleasure to have one of our champions alongside us at the broadcast table.
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – You’re just saying that because I’m sitting here. We all know how you feel about the Cartel!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Los Vipers have a huge match tonight against Caristico. What if Caristico actually wins tonight. Are you going to give him a shot at your title at the pay per view in two weeks?
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – The whole world heard what I said to him. I said maybe. Not definitely. But maybe. Nothing is guaranteed in life boys, and it certainly isn’t a shot at my Mexican Heavyweight title!!!
[ The bell sounds and the three men all give one another straightforward stares. Santos looks to make the first move, coming at Caristico, but Caristico spins around him and then runs with a lightning quick corner clothesline on Pedro Supremo. Pedro Supremo wasn’t even part of that equation and yet caught the brunt of the blow. It’s obvious that Caristico knows he has to compete with two men and wants to keep them down as much as possible and prevent that two-on-one scenario. Caristico then turns around and arm drags Santos as he gets to his feet. He grabs Santos and whips him into the ropes, back dropping him over. But Santos is quickly back up and begins ramming fists into the top of the head of Caristico. He sends Caristico into the corner and charges in with a flying leg lariat that takes Caristico down to the mat. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Like a pack of wild dogs, Los Vipers are all over Caristico.
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – This aint no game we’re playing. My boys are out there defending my honor!! The Cartel’s honor. Every time we go into the ring, it’s war!!!
[ Santos then does a leg drop across the back of Caristico’s head. Santos signals as if he might do another, but Caristico comes up, grabbing him around the crotch and dumping him up and over the top rope all the way to the floor. Santos crashes to the floor with a thud as Caristico turns around and Pedro Supremo is in the ring sweeping him off his feet. Pedro Supremo then delivers a knee to the back of Caristico’s head. Santos struggles to his feet on the outside, whilst Pedro Supremo hammers away on Caristico. Pedro Supremo sends Caristico into the ropes and catches him with a jumping back elbow. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just when you think Caristico could even the odds, Pedro Supremo is there to take him down!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Take one of us down and there’s another to take his place. Los Vipers cannot be stopped!!
[ Pedro Supremo bounces off the ropes, but Caristico catches him on the return with a spinning powerslam! Caristico then plants his knee into the back of Pedro Supremo’s neck and pulls back trying to unhinge some of those neck muscles. Caristico’s knee is firmly planted in the back of the neck as he pulls up on Pedro’s jaw. Just then, Santos climbs back into the ring and leaps off with a twisting dive crashing into both men breaking the hold! The crowd comes alive with Santos’s daredevil maneuver. It came out of nowhere and left total devastation in its wake. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a fucking high risk move by Santos to break up the hold that Caristico had on Pedro!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – That’s what being Cartel is all about. The brotherhood baby!!!
[ Unfortunately for Santos, it may have hurt his fellow Los Vipers teammate as much as it hurt Caristico. Caristico staggers up to his feet, but Santos clocks him with a dropkick to the chest that sends him into the turnbuckles. Santos then charges into the turnbuckles, trying to clothesline Caristico, but Caristico is able to get his elbow up and jam that right into the face of Santos. He then turns him around into a perfectly executed neck breaker. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This very well may be the opening that Caristico needs to get back into this match!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – What? Two good moves and you marks call that an opening? I though the two of you were supposed to be unbiased?
[ Pedro Supremo is still holding his neck on the canvas, while Caristico hammers at Santos. Caristico scoops Santos up and body slams him. Caristico then measures and drops a fist right into the top of Santos skull. He rolls Santos over and starts to apply an arm bar, but Pedro Supremo is up and charging at him. Caristico is smart enough to avoid one strike, but then walks right into a spinning forearm that sends him back a few paces and Pedro Supremo does a jumping cannonball move into Caristico. Pedro then rushes at Caristico, but Caristico drop toe holds him. Caristico goes for the crossface submission, but dives in Santos breaking it up before Caristico can fully apply it on Pedro Supremo!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Santos is all over the ring tonight. Pedro should consider himself lucky to have him!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Luck? There’s no luck in the Cartel!!! I hand-picked these men!!
[ The referee tries to force Santos out of the ring, so that this can be one on one, but Los Vipers are trying to exploit the handicap nature of this match as much as they can. Pedro Supremo gets to his feet, but Caristico levels him with a clothesline and then turns his attention back to Santos with a nice textbook suplex. Caristico goes to lift Santos up again, but Santos knees him in the head, causing Caristico to drop to the canvas. As Caristico holds his head, Santos comes charging in with a clothesline, but Caristico ducks under the clothesline and moves out of the way and Santos crashes into Pedro Supremo!!! Caristico drop kicks Santos in the back that sends him flying over the top rope and crashing to the floor. Caristico then bounces off the second rope and hits Pedro Supremo with the Alamo (a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors off the ropes transitioned into a single arm DDT)!!! Caristico covers Pedro up for the win …1 …2 …3 and Santos dives in to break it up, but he’s just a second too late!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Caristico!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge win for Caristico tonight!!! He overcame the odds and beat Los Vipers!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I guess the big question still remains, are you going to give him a title shot?!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – He got lucky, and as far as the title shot goes; I haven’t made up my mind.
[ Back in the ring, Caristico asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tito, I played your games, and I beat both your boys; now give me my title shot!!!
[ Tito Escobar grabs his Mexican Heavyweight title and drapes it over his shoulder as he climbs up onto the announcers desk looking smugly at Caristico who is leaning against the ring ropes looking down at him. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – You want a shot at this? My Heavyweight title? Well, the only way you’re going to get a shot at this, is if you put your mask on the line!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Did I just hear him correctly? He wants it to be a mask versus title match?
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – You beat me, you get my title; but if I beat you; you take your mask off in-front of millions of people watching around the world… and you kneel down and hand it to me!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Don’t do it!!! There’s gotta be another way!!!
[ Caristico nods his head in agreement. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’ll see you at the Pay Per View!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is incredible!!! Like the Day of Reckoning pay per view couldn’t get any bigger!!! We now know that it’s going to be a title versus mask match for the United States Heavyweight title!!! Chris, I hate to break away from what we just witnessed; but I’m getting word that Cindy is with Tony Tran. Let’s go to the back and here what he has to say for himself.
[ The camera’s cut to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing next to Tony Tran who is holding an ice pack on the back of his neck. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tony, first off; after what STIXX just did to you out there in the ring are you alright?
[ He looks at her pissed off. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Do I look alright to you? That big idiot nearly broke my friggen neck!!! After everything I did for him. All the mentoring I did!!! The friggen new mask I bought him. This… this is the thanks I get!!! I tell you what, if I had an opportunity, I would ask for a match and beat his ass from pillar to post!!!
[ The General Manager of the Empire DDP just happened to be walking by at just the ring time. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Did I hear you right? That you want a match with STIXX?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Wait... what… I never…
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – You know what, I did hear you say that you wanted a match; and you know what? You’re on. It’s going to be you versus STIXX at Day of Reckoning!!!
[ Tony Tran’s eyes nearly bug out of his head. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No wait, you can’t do that.
[ DDP smiles at him. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – That’s where you’re wrong. You signed an open-ended deal with us where you have to make at least one in-ring appearance. You know, for old time’s sake.
[ Trans face goes white. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I thought that was for like an exhibition match!! You know, like legends night!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Looks to me like Day of Reckoning is where legends like you go to die!!! See you at the pay per view.
[ DDP walks away leaving Tony Tran standing there looking stunned as the show swings back to Mike and Chris. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man shit just got real for that shit head Tony Tran!!! Thanks to his big mouth, he now has to face STIXX at the upcoming pay per view in two weeks.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Looking at Tony Tran’s dad bod I don’t think he’s hit the gym in like ten years!! The guys going to get his ass handed to him!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time for our next match of the night and it features Christina Darling taking on newcomer Malia Hosaka who is the leader of team Exile. Reverend Azazel promised a transformation and I cannot wait to see what he’s done for her. Harvey, take it away.
Solo Darling vs Malia Hosaka
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!! Making her way to the ring, and being accompanied by her manager Reverend Azazel, she weighs in at 122 lbs., Solo Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Christina walks out on stage with her manager Reverend Azazel. Together they make their way down to the ring where she climbs in with a serious and determined look on her face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Solo Darling? I thought her name was Christina? I guess Azazel really did change her.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s taken a name change and look at her. Gone are the blonde hair and now she looks meaner and much more chiseled. It looks like someone hit the gym.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – But can all of this transforming convert to a notch in the win column? We will see.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring and being accompanied by Exile. She weighs in at 130 lbs., Malia Hosaka!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowd jeers. Malia takes one look at Solo and tells the Exiles to head off to the back that she’s got this. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Malia comes into this match with a one and oh record scoring her first win over Shanna Furguson. If she can win tonight, she may just position herself for either a Women’s World title or National title match in the very near future.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s not the flashiest or the prettiest by any means, but she an older veteran who knows the mat game as good as anyone. It’s the talented veteran versus the up-and-coming talent. Should be good.
[ The bell rings and the two women meet in the center of the ring, eye to eye, face to face. Quickly after some stare downs, the two circle one another before reaching out tentatively and then locking up. Both women jostle for control for a moment with neither being able to gain the upper hand. So, they break contact and back away, sizing one another up. They circle again and now Solo lifts her arm, calling for a test of strength. Malia smirks at her opponent before looking out at the crowd. ]
Malia Hosaka - Is she serious?
[ The comment draws a few snickers from the crowd, as well, which causes Solo’s face to redden. She complies and the two lock fingers. Solo raises her other hand and Malia again locks fingers. They are tied up, hand to hand now. Again, both women struggle for control but suddenly Solo appears to have the upper hand as she backs Malia towards the ropes. Before Malia can react, Solo lashes out with a knee to the stomach that doubles a surprised Malia over. She puts both boots into her gut, while keeping her hands tied and monkey flips her from that position sending Malia over unceremoniously. They unlock fingers and Malia struggles up to her feet, where Solo gives her a nice big elbow to the face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Solo won that test, but Malia pulled off a very veteran like move to swing this match back in her favor.
[ Solo grabs Malia by the arm and whips her to the opposite ropes. Yet, Malia, ever the veteran manages to reverse the whip. As Solo rebounds, Malia leaps in the air and brings Solo crashing down to the canvas with a flying clothesline. Malia scrambles to her feet and races towards a slowly rising Solo, bringing her back down to the mat again. This time, courtesy of a flying leg lariat. Malia then pounds on her with furious forearms to the face. She grabs two handfuls of hair and starts beating Solo’s head up and down on the canvas, until the referee forces her to stop. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Malia is being unmerciful here beating Solo senseless using her head as a battering ram as she slams it down into the mat over and over again!!!
[ Malia measures Solo as she sits up on the mat before running over to Solo and delivering a kick to her back. She then pulls her up and whips her into the ropes again, catching her with a back elbow to the face this time. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Jesus, Malia is picking this poor girl apart!!! I guess all the mentoring that Azazel has done didn’t do too much for her!!!
[ Malia drops down for a reverse chin lock, but she can’t keep it on long as Solo gets up to her feet. The comeback is short lived as Malia knees her in the gut and nails her with a spinning neck breaker. Solo winces in pain, clutching her neck, but Malia gives her little time to recover as she is already dragging her to her feet. With a series of forearm shots to the chest, Malia backs her smaller opponent into the nearest corner. With Solo seemingly dazed, Malia measures her and backs up before racing towards her and hitting a double knee backbreaker out of the corner. Solo clutches her back in agony yet again. Malia lifts her up arrogantly and slaps her face a few times adding insult to injury. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Have some mercy on her and just finish her for fucks sake!!!
[ Malia then signals to the crowd that she’s going to hit her Hosaka Driver (Michinoku Driver), before she can figure out what the hell has happened, Solo sunset flips over her and rolls her into a pinning predicament …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Solo Darling!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck just happened?! Solo just pulled off the biggest upset of maybe the entire fucking year!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Play the fucking tape back!!! I have to see that shit again!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Reverend Azazel and Solo are ecstatic as they leave a shocked Malia in the ring wondering what the fuck just happened!! Chris, I’m getting word that Cindy is standing by backstage with Spice and her new man Bulk. Cindy, take it away.
[ The show turns to the back where we see Cindy Meyers with Spice and Bulk. ]
Cindy Meyers – Spice, at the pay per view we were all floored when we watched you turn your back on Joey Ryan and side with Bulk. Can you explain your actions to us?
“Sexy” Spice – First of all, I don’t need to explain anything to you; but since you asked, I will give you the simplest answer that I can. For years I have been held back by that needle dick fuck that thinks he’s God’s gift to women.
[ Spice looks right in the camera. ]
“Sexy” Spice – Joey, you’re a shitty actor and an even worse lover. Your dick is the smallest that I ever seen and you’re an outright embarrassment to the porn industry. If there’s one thing than your worse at than wrestling, it’s fucking.
Cindy Meyers – Tough words.
“Sexy” Spice – It’s true. I can hardly feel him when he’s inside me, his dicks so small.
Cindy Meyers – Can you explain your actions tonight in the ring when Tony Tran came out?
“Sexy” Spice – Explain myself? What is it with all the explaining around here? Why can’t people just call bullshit when they hear it? I was in the back listening to Tony Tran talk and all I could smell is the fresh scent of bullshit!!! The guy’s no millionaire!! He’s fucking flat ass broke. He lost it all on online betting!!! And as far as him helping STIXX out? The best thing Tony did for him was buy him that two-dollar mask as the Five and Dime. Maybe now he can get over Tito taking his fucking blue one and get focused back on wrestling!!!
Cindy Meyers – Next week, Bulk has to face Kahagas again in a rematch of what was supposed to take place last week. How do you think your man will fare against such a talented opponent?
“Sexy” Spice – Well that’s a stupid question. Bulk weighs in at a massive four hundred and eighty-four pounds!!! There’s not a man on this roster that comes close to the size and power this man possesses!! We fear no man, not even Kahagas!!! We’re going to crush his ass like a fucking bug!! Come on big boy!!
[ And Spice and Bulk walks off the set as the show swings back to Chris and Mike at the announcers desk. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big words from such a small woman Chris. She’s got no fear in her and she sure as fuck likes to speak her mind.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She better watch out what she says and who the fuck she says it to. Bulk’s a big boy, but you know what they say. The bigger they are the harder they fall.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, for the past few weeks the Woke Queens have been the talk of the Women’s tag team division. Tonight, they go up against a talented team in Exile. Let’s rejoin Harvey Weinstein in the ring.
Exile vs Woke Queens
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 251 lbs., Debbie Kietel and Valkyrie; they are the Woke Queens!!!
[ The crowd pops as the Woke Queens strut down to the ring with the Women’s World Tag Team titles around their waists to the music of “See your hands” by Viceversah. The Woke Girls roll into the ring and they play to the fans snapping their fingers to the chants of “Woke Girls!! Woke Girls!!” ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These women are very talented, but I hate to say it but they bit off way more than they can fucking chew when it comes to Caged Heat. I think when the Women’s World Tag Team champions get their hands on these two women, there’s going to be hell to pay.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Woke Queens have been doing a pretty good job at dodging Caged Heat since the pay per view and making way with the straps. Let’s see if they can do it again tonight.
[ Debbie Kietel takes the mic from Harvey. ]
Debbie Kietel – To all our adoring fans out there, let it be known that we have liberated the Women’s World Tag Team titles from those uneducated, no talent criminals known as Caged Heat!!!
Valkyrie – That’s right. If it wasn’t for those face painted freaks the Twisted SisterZ sticking their big noses in our match, we would be the Women’s World tag Team champions.
Debbie Kietel – That’s right!!! We are the uncrowned Women’s World Tag Team champions and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it!!!
[ The Woke Queens hand the straps over to the referee as they get ready for their opponents to come down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Brave words by the Woke Queens. I would hate to be them when Caged Heat finally gets their hands on them.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I get it, you think you got fucked over. But do it the right way. Challenge Caged Heat to a match and beat their asses for the titles. Don’t stoop to their criminal level just to prove a point!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Are you calling Caged Heat criminals?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They are wearing jump suits!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied to the ring by Malia Hosaka, weighing in at a combined weight of 300 lbs, Genesis and Exodus; they are Exile!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowds jeers. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Malia still looks pissed from her huge upset loss to Solo Darling just a few minutes ago. That loss is going to sting for a while.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Exile needs to refocus here and somehow figure out how they are going to be able to beat…
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet as the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat march down to the ring to their theme song “Do it yourself”!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fucking shit’s about to get real Chris!!! The Women’s World Tag Team champions are here and they look pretty fucking pissed off!!!
[ The Woke Queens see them coming and roll out of the ring, grab the tag titles and escape through the crowd. Back in the ring, the Exiles stare down Caged Heat bitching at them how they cost them the match. Caged Heat has heard enough of their bullshit and destroy Exile with double spears that fold Genesis and Exodus in half!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My fucking God, they just laid out Exile like it was nothing!!
[ Malia climbs into the ring bitching at Caged Heat for what they just did to her girls. They have heard enough shit for one night as Delta grabs Malia and Loca hits the ropes destroying Malia with Hard Time (a bear hug, clothesline combination)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Talk about a shitty night for Malia!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am getting word that Cindy is standing by with the General Manager of the Empire DDP right now. Let’s listen in.
[ The show goes to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing next to DDP. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, we just witnessed the Woke Queens escaping through the crowd with the Women’s World Tag Team titles once again as Caged Heat came down to the ring to claim what’s theirs.
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Listen, I’m getting pretty sick and tired of the games the Woke Queens are playing. So, let’s just cut to the chase and get right to the point. Woke Queens, pull your heads out of each other’s asses and listen to what I’m saying. You think you should be the Women’s World Tag Team champions? Well let’s see if you’re as good as your big mouths keep telling us you are. At the Day of Reckoning it’s going to be the Woke Queens taking on Caged Heat for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
[ DDP is interrupted as Medusa Complex interrupts the interview. ]
Charli Evans – So let me get this right. All you have to do around here is steal belts and it gets you a title shot?
Millie McKenzie – You’re giving out title shots to teams that haven’t won a match yet? What kind of shit show are you running? Something smells like rat shit around here!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – You know what ladies, you’re absolutely right. You both deserve to be in that title match!!! Let’s make it a Triple Threat Tag Team match for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!! I’ll see you at the pay per view!!!
[ DDP walks off the set as Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie fist bump. The cameras come back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The state of the pay per view is in a constant state of flux right now as we just heard from DDP that the Women’s World Tag Team title match is now going to be a Triple Threat Tag Team match for those very titles that are still in the hands of the Woke Queens!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to believe that the last thing the Woke Queens would have wanted was to face both Caged Heat and Medusa Complex at the same time!!! This is going to be one hell of a pay per view!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of pay per views, we are set to have a number one Contendership match where the winner of this match will move on to face whoever is the World Tag Team champions come the Eve of Destruction pay per view on May 2nd!!! This match should be good.
In a Number One Contendership Match
The Chain Gang vs The Natural Disasters
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall and it is for the number one Contendership to the World Tag Team titles! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs., and being accompanied by their manager Salena, Eddie O’Shay & Jake Owens; they are the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. The fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their chains over their heads. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This team is hot right now and I don’t mean temperature wise, I mean pissed off. They feel like they got robbed during their match with the Lynch Mob when the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny attacked Eddie O’Shay, costing them the match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That attack was precalculated Mike. They knew that they had a better chance of beating the Lynch Mob so they played the odds and took out what they believed was the tougher of the two teams.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Reverend Azazel, weighing in at a combined weight of 801lbs., Ace Romero and Babba Ali; they are the Natural Disasters!!!
[ The crowd boos as the Natural Disasters along with Reverend Azazel walk out on stage as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena. Pyro explodes all around them as they walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that are booing the shit out of them. They slowly climb into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor with a devilish grin on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Reverend Azazel has this team on a roll as they come into this match hot off the six-man tag team win over Chandler Hopkins, Prophet and Steve Scott at Undisputed!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just like the Chain Gang, the Natural Disasters come in to this match with a five hundred record, but the past few weeks they have been very, very impressive to say the least.
[ Eddie O’Shay and Babba Ali start off with Eddie O’Shay hammering Babba Ali back with a few shots. They go back and forth, with Babba Ali returning fire with a few kicks as well. Eventually, they settle on a test of strength. Neither man being able to vanquish the other with strikes. Both men struggle for position, as both men try to prove their strength to the fans. Finally, Eddie O’Shay gets the upper-hand, holding Babba Ali in a side headlock. Babba Ali shoves Eddie O’Shay off of him and into the ropes. Babba Ali doubles over, preparing to send Eddie O’Shay flying with a back body drop, however, The Eddie O’Shay bounces off the ropes, but stops short of Babba Ali, and delivers a powerful kick to Babba Ali’s chest. He bounces off of the ropes of his own accord this time, and comes back with a brutal leaping clothesline, knocking him down to the mat. Eddie O’Shay waits for Babba Ali to climb to his knees, and as he does, Eddie O’Shay takes a running go and lands a brutal running knee strike to the head of Babba Ali. He then starts to position himself above and drops one of his unique elbows right into the heart of Babba Ali. Eddie O’Shay lifts Babba Ali up, but as he prepares for a suplex, Ace Romero comes in on the far side with a vicious kick to the back of Eddie O’Shay, causing him to collapse and not hit the suplex. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Quick thinking on Ace Romero’s part because so far this match has been all Eddie O’Shay.
[ Babba Ali takes control with a karate chop to the neck and an arm wringer, as the referee forces Ace Romero out of the ring. Jake Owens is begging for a tag. Babba Ali keeps the pressure on, twisting Eddie O’Shay about as he wants. He then kicks Eddie O’Shay up under the arm and starts to go for an armbar submission, but the Eddie O’Shay grabs the ropes to get free. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Ali had that Armbar locked in tight, but that’s to the ropes being within arms reach Eddie was able to break it up.
[ Both men get to their feet and charge one another and both connect with a double clothesline that sends the two of them to the canvas. Both men slowly get to their feet. Babba Ali, sensing a coming storm of aggression decides to try and close this one early. He goes for a slingshot suplex but wildly overestimates his own strength, as Eddie O’Shay is simply unwilling to budge even with Babba Ali’s determination. He can’t force Eddie O’Shay up. Instead, Eddie O’Shay simply thrusts the knee up into Babba Ali’s stomach and shoves him off. Babba Ali spins around with a judo chop to Eddie O’Shay but Eddie O’Shay returns fire with a big swinging right hand but before Eddie O’Shay even makes contact. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two bulls are matching blow for blow!! It’s time to get a fresh man in the ring.
[ Babba Ali reaches out and tags in Ace Romero. Ace Romero charges in with an axe handle blow to Eddie O’Shay and then he sends Eddie O’Shay into the ropes and dropkicks him. He tries to pick up where Babba Ali left off, grabbing the arm for an arm wringer, but Eddie O’Shay shakes his arm loose. Eddie O’Shay takes a big swing at Ace Romero, trying to drill him with a right but before Eddie O’Shay’s fist can even touch Ace Romero, Romero hits the deck and starts crawling to the corner moaning and complaining as he clutches his eye. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Are you fucking kidding me? Ace Romero just took the biggest flop in wrestling history!!! He never poked Romero in the eye!!!
[ The referee follows Romero to the corner as Eddie O’Shay stares baffled while Romero rubs his eyes into the referee’s shirt complaining about an eye poke demanding a disqualification!!! Eddie O’Shay starts getting grief from the referee when Ace Romero reveals he was faking it the whole time and pump kicks Eddie O’Shay in the back of the head and rolls him up in a schoolboy …1 …2 …and Jake Owens comes in to make the save! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Eddie needs to get the hell out of there and get his partner in. The Natural Disasters have done a great job of isolating Eddie so far!!!
[ The referee forces Jake Owens out of the ring as Salena pounds on the mat urging Eddie to get up and make the tag!! Eddie O’Shay staggers up to his feet where Ace Romero works him over with some shots to the ribs. Romero then charges into the corner with a huge elbow. He spins a forearm into the face and then grounds Eddie O’Shay again with an arm wringer. He puts a lot of torque on it and tries to unhinge the shoulder, perhaps even into a Fujiwara. But Eddie O’Shay grasps the rope and gets a break. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Natural Disasters have targeted that arm of Eddie and they are trying to snap the damn thing right off!!
[ Ace Romero quickly follows up with a dropkick to the face! Romero drags Eddie to his feet and sends him into the ropes, but Eddie counters the attempted clothesline and bounces off the ropes hitting Romero on the rebound with a high crossbody block that drives Romero to the mat!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now it’s time to make the tag and get the fresh man in!!!
[ Eddie O’Shay tags in to Jake Owens, who hops over the ropes and catches both Babba Ali and Ace Romero, who’ve decided to take him onrushing with a double clothesline. Jake Owens is a house of fire, giving both of the Natural Disasters members lefts and rights. He knocks Babba Ali over the top rope and to the floor with an old school lariat and then turns around and hits a jumping high knee into Ace Romero. He lifts Ace Romero up into an inverted atomic drop, followed by a spinning backfist. He lifts Romero up and body slams him. Owens hits the ropes, but Reverend Azazel reaches through from the outside and trips him up using his demonic cane!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We all knew it was going to be just a matter of time before Azazel stuck his nose into the match!!
[ Jake Owens gets back to his feet as Kendrick shoves an elbow into his stomach and shoves him into Eddie O’Shay! And the referee counts it as a tag!! The referee tells Eddie O’Shay to get into the ring, and as he climbs through the ropes; Romero hits a clothesline to the back of the head. Jake Owens can’t believe this turn of events as he was in the driver’s seat and now Eddie O’Shay is again in a world of hurt. On the floor, Salena screams for her man to get up and make the tag!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The mistaken contact by Chain Gang now has Eddie O’Shay back in the match!!!
[ Ace Romero stomps down on the injured arm of Eddie O’Shay and scissors his arm tagging out to Babba Ali who comes off the ropes with a stomp to the arm. Babba Ali lifts Eddie O’Shay up and snap suplexs him over. Babba Ali wastes no time, dropping applying a stiff armbar. The referee begins checking on Eddie O’Shay, but obviously he doesn’t want to tap. The referee checks again, and he still doesn’t tap. Eddie O’Shay finally begins to work his way free, loosening his arm from Babba Ali’s grip, and moving his own leg into position. He starts to kick free, but Babba Ali fights him off. Now Eddie O’Shay counters, locking Babba Ali in an armbar of his own! Both men jockey for position for a few seconds, before finally, Babba Ali slips his legs around Eddie O’Shay’s neck, hooks him, and locks in a triangle choke! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just when Eddie O’Shay thought he was going to turn the tide, Babba Ali turns the fucking tables on him locking in that triangle choke!!
[ The referee drops back down and begins checking Eddie O’Shay, but he’s definitely not going to tap. The move is obviously taking its toll on Eddie O’Shay, though, as he’s already beginning to slow down, his breaths becoming more labored. He tries to fight free, but it seems like Babba Ali has him locked in tight. He doesn’t have the arm strength to break it, after those repeated arm submissions. Finally, with his last bit of energy, Eddie O’Shay uses the strength in his legs to lift himself up, bringing Babba Ali with him. Eventually, Eddie O’Shay ends up in a doubled-over position, with Babba Ali still locked around his neck in a now-floating triangle choke. Eddie O’Shay finally lets his weight drop forward, and drops Babba Ali onto his back in a brutal slam onto Babba Ali’s back. The shock goes through both men, causing Babba Ali to let go and Eddie O’Shay to roll free onto his back, obviously exhausted from the move. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Eddie did the only thing he could do to break the hold and that was to use the weight of Ali against him and slam his ass down to the mat!!!
[ Ace Romero tries to come into the ring, but Jake Owens charges in and clotheslines him over the top rope and back out to the floor!!! Somehow Eddie gets Ali up off his feet and Jake dives off the top rope with the Hard Knocks (The Doomsday Device)!!! Eddie has Ali pinned …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Chain Gang!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Chain Gang just punched their ticket to the Eve of Destruction pay per view event on Easter Sunday April the 2nd where they will take on either the current World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny or the current number one contenders in the Lynch Mob. The table will be set in just two weeks when both of those teams collide with the titles on the line!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Our tag team division is incredible!!! We have some of the very best tag teams in the entire world!!! And think about it Mike, the Golden BoyZ sit at three and two and next week right here on Adrenaline they go head-to-head with the Lynch Mob just six days ahead of the pay per view!!! What a match we are in store for!!
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the Lynch Mob walks out on stage armed with microphones in hand. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Lynch Mob is out here Chris and I don’t think they are here to join the Chain Gangs celebration!!!
Matt Lynch – Chain Gang, first we want to congratulate both of you for winning tonight’s match and etching yourself in the World Tag Team title match at the Eve of Destruction pay per view on May 2nd!!
[ And the crowd cheers hearing that amazing news. ]
Joey Lynch – Secondly, we also want to thank you for winning so that the two of you can shut the fuck up and stop your bitching about the supposed screw job when we beat both your asses!!!
[ Chain Gang are irate off as Salena does everything in her power to hold the two big men back from getting out of the ring and charging up the rampway after them. ]
Matt Lynch – Typical, you let your bitch do your fighting for…
[ And before Matt Lynch can finish, the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny rush out from the back armed with steel chairs and blast the Lynch Mob on stage beating the hell out of them!!! ]
[ The Chain gang watches ion from the ring as the Guerillas of Destiny pick the Lynch Mob apart before the Golden BoyZ rush out from the back to make the save!!! ]
[ The Guerillas of Destiny see the numbers game not in their favor and they rush off the stage. The Golden BoyZ help the Lynch Mob to their feet, but they both realize that they will be facing each other next week on Adrenaline and they start to shove each other as more referees flood the stage trying to separate them!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – As security tries to regain control of the show Chris, Cindy is standing by with the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!! Let’s hear what Stone has to say as he prepares for his huge title match later tonight.
[ The show goes to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing next to the World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone. ]
Cindy Meyers – Alexander Stone, earlier in the night I spoke to your challenger for tonight; Chandler Hopkins and he told me that he felt that you were looking past him and that you’ve lost focus.
[ Stone laughs at that comment. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Lost focused? That’s almost as funny as Hopkins thinking that he’s going to walk out tonight the new World Champion.
[ Stone takes his sunglasses off. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Let me tell you something. I love the fact that Hopkins is booming with confidence. That he really, really believes that he has a shot at beating me. Why do I love that? Because I want him at his very best… at the fucking top of his game… when I crush his hopes and dreams and send his ass packing back to the minor leagues!!! Chandler Hopkins, tonight you are going to face me… the face of the World Wrestling Empire!!! The man that put this federation back on the fucking map!!! Tonight, the master schools the pupil!!!
Cindy Meyers – Looking ahead to your match against Tank Edge…
[ Stone puts his hand up stopping her cold. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Tank Edge has no clue what he asked for when signing on for this match!!! The man’s delusional!! He thinks it’s two thousand and eight again!!! Tank, you should have kept your ass in whatever retirement home you crawled out of!!! Now you’ve pissed me off and I’m going to have to hurt you just to prove a point that I am better than you ever were!!!
[ Stone storms off the set as the cameras come back to Mike and Chris sitting at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Strong words coming from the Worlds Heavyweight Champion tonight as he fights battles on two fronts. Chandler Hopkins tonight and then in just two weeks he faces the legend Tank Edge inside the Hell in a Cell!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to agree with Stone. What the fuck is Tank thinking? He’s climbing into one of the most hellascious cage matches ever designed and to top it all off he’s facing a guy that could be a carbon copy of him from twenty years ago!!! I have a feeling that this isn’t going to end well for Tank.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It should be one hell of a main event and that’s still two weeks away!!! Chris, let’s go back to the ring as Shanna Furguson takes on newcomer Amber O’Neal!!!
Shanna Furguson vs Amber O’Neal
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 155 lbs., “The Beast” Shanna Furguson.
[ The crowd boos as “The Trainer Battle” of the Pokémon Guitar Cover plays Shanna storms down to the ring, bare foot and dressed in her UFC garb. She dives under the bottom rope and starts to pace around like a mad woman motioning for her opponent to get her ass out here. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna comes into this match at one and three and is in desperate need to get back into the winning column.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Shanna’s only win came against Gabby Jetson nearly seven weeks ago. A win tonight just might set her up for a title shot albeit either the Women’s World title or the brand-new National title that’s still up for grabs.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring being weighing in at 140 lbs., Amber O’Neal!
[ Amber struts down to the ring to “Material Girl” by Madonna as the sold-out crowd cheers her own. She climbs into the ring and mounts the second rope waving to the fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber O’Neal is a brand-new signing by the Empire. She’s a veteran wrestler in her mid-forties that has traveled the world. If she can somehow find a way to beat Shanna tonight, it would be a great start for her in her career here in the W.W.E.!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to tell you, with that new title still up for grabs; this is a huge opportunity for both women to impress DDP as he still has to make up his mind who he’s putting into that match at the pay per view.
[ The bell sounds and both women give one another a piece of their mind before locking up. Shanna quickly chops Amber across her chest, but Amber isn’t one to get easily rattled as she powers Shanna down to one knee, and then twists her arm behind her head in a keylock-style armbar. Shanna lets out a primal scream, as her arm was wrenched back like she had never felt before; Amber seemingly trying to break her arm clean off. Amber elbows her with her free arm and then she continues to bend Shanna’s forearm back behind her elbow and then back behind Shanna’s head. Now Shanna is silent as she tries to find a strategic way out of this, but did let out a low grunt as she plants her heels firmly into the canvas and forces herself back up to a knee. Amber kicks Shanna in the back of the legs, knocking her back to the mat with ease. Amber quickly pins Shanna …1 …2 …and she kicks out!!! Amber quickly rolls Shanna up again …1 …and Shanna kicks out even quicker this time!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber is smart enough to know that she’s not going to match power for power with Shanna. She needs to end this quickly or the power game of Shanna will take its toll.
[ Amber shows her fingers up, and says to Shanna… ]
Amber O’Neal - This close baby, this close!!!
[ Shanna rolls to the outside for a breather as she walks to the far side of the ring. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …6 …and Shanna rolls back into the ring and as Amber comes at her, but Shanna drives an elbow right underneath Amber’s chin. That takes Amber off her feet and down to the mat. Shanna snaps off a spin kick into Amber’s face, followed by a cocky elbow drop. Shanna yanks Amber up by the hair and lifts her up and then brings her down crotch first against her knee with a huge inverted atomic drop!!! She quickly hits the ropes and goes for a looping clothesline that should have taken Amber off her feet, but Amber catches her with a big sidewalk slam that drives Shanna right into the canvas!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Big counter right there by Amber O’Neal. Can she follow it up with something, anything to put Shanna away!!!
[ Amber scoops Shanna up and throws her into the turnbuckles. Amber charges in with a head of steam but Shanna gets her legs up and Amber plows shoulder first into the steel ring post!! Amber stumbles out of the corner holding her damaged shoulder and Shanna nails Amber with the Beast Slayer (a sit down powerbomb into a pin)!!! Shanna hooks Amber’s leg …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Shanna Furguson!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big, big win for Shanna to get her back on the winning side of things. Time will tell if she will get a shot at either title down the line.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s a beast and I think that when the time is right, she’s going to be a powerhouse in this company. She just needs to string together a few more wins and build her confidence.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am hearing that Cindy has caught up with Bloody Mary backstage. ]
[ The cameras go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Bloody Mary. ]
Cindy Meyers – Mary, we are two weeks away from your big Women’s World title match against Amber Nova; but we have just learned that next week you will team with Maria Manic in a tag team match against Havok and Amber Nova. Your thoughts?
Bloody Mary – It doesn’t matter to me what match DDP puts me in and who he has me team up with because at the end of my journey is the biggest pay per view of my life. I get to challenge for the Women’s World title against Amber Nova!!! Amber is undoubtably a great wrestler. She undefeated so far. The only match I lost so far, was to her. This is my redemption story!!! My chance to stop her reign once and for all.
[ Maria Manic walks into the scene. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – You done talking? Next week you and I have a big match against Havok and Amber and I don’t want you to fuck it up!!! I need you to stay focused!!! After I dropped my match at Undisputed, I need a win to get back into title contention and a shot at whichever one of you win at Day of Reckoning!!!
Bloody Mary – Don’t worry about me, I’m focused.
[ Just then, the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova explodes at Bloody Mary nailing her from behind with her Women’s World title belt knocking her out cold. ]
[ Amber smiles at Maria, tosses her title over her shoulder and winks at her before walking away. Maria looks down at Bloody Mary… ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – I guess you weren’t focused enough!!!
[ Maria walks away leaving Bloody Mary laying there unconscious as the show swings back to Mike and Chris. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Women’s champion just laid out the number one contender with a cheap shot to the back of her head!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Was it me or did it seem like Maria did nothing to stop her? And what was that fucking wink Amber gave Maria before she walked away? What the hell is going on around here?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ve got no clue buddy. Maria could have at the very least warned her. She must have seen her coming at her with that belt!! The women’s division is going fucking crazy, Chris!!! It’s time to rejoin Harvey Weinstein back in the ring for our next big match. It’s Prophet taking on Arik Cannon!!! This is going to be a hell of a match as the number two contender in Prophet takes on the number four contender in Arik Cannon!!
Prophet vs Arik Cannon
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 227 lbs., this is Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. Walks down to the ring and climbs in waiting for his opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet has been slowly moving his way up the rankings and tonight he sits at the number two spot with only the United States Heavyweight Champion standing in his way of challenging for the Alexander Stones World Heavyweight title!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If there’s one guy that I think can upend Stone’s championship reign, it’s Prophet!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!
[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to the ringside attendant. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Cannon fought a brutal match against Stone, but when the dust cleared, Stone remained the World Champion and now it’s Cannon that needs a big win to try and get back into contention.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – After that match two weeks ago, you have to think that Cannon is still suffering some after effects from that beating. Hell, he took five Stonebreakers!!! There’s no quit in this guy. You’re going to have to knock him out first!!!
[ The bell sounds and Prophet seems ever confident against Cannon. Prophet beckons Cannon on, and as Cannon charges in, Prophet side steps Cannon and he drives his shoulder into the steel ring post!!! Prophet grabs his trunks bringing Cannon down for the cover …1 …2 …and Cannon presses Prophet off! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Quick thinking by Prophet to side step that running shoulder block. Cannon drove his shoulder into the ring post and that almost cost him the match!!
[ Cannon sends Prophet flying off the pin. Immediately Cannon starts plastering Prophet with heavy handed shots, one right after the other. He knocks Prophet into the corner with ease. Cannon tells Prophet to bring it and Prophet fires back with a big shot, but Cannon just laughs it off. He tells Prophet to give him another and Prophet rears back with as big of a hit as he can muster in such a tight space, but again Cannon just laughs. Cannon shoves Prophet back with ease. He then charges into the corner with a full head of steam looking like a freight train coming at Prophet. But at the last second, Prophet moves out of the way, sending Cannon smashing into the turnbuckles. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Cannon is like a man possessed. Does he even feel anything? Prophet was pounding on him and it didn’t even phase his ass!!!
[ As Cannon stumbles backwards on shaky legs, Prophet slips behind him and delivers the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) sending Cannon to the mat and holding his noggin. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Beautiful End of Days by Prophet, but he knows he’s going to need more than that to finish Cannon off!!
[ Prophet then unleashes a series of stomps to the back of Cannon’s neck before dropping a leg. He keeps Cannon down, planting a series of knees to the same area. The big bulging muscles of Cannon’s neck and shoulders do help absorb some of the blow, but Prophet sends enough of them in that even Cannon can feel the pain. Prophet wastes no time in dragging Cannon to his feet once he feels he’s weakened enough and delivering a short arm clothesline, sending Cannon downward, the back of his head smacking the mat. Prophet patiently measures and delivers a jumping knee drop across the back of the neck. Cannon staggers back up to his feet, but Prophet jumps into the air with a leaping clothesline to take him down. Cannon doesn’t go down though. Instead, he just stumbles back a bit. Prophet knees him in the gut and goes for a shoulder block, but Cannon doesn’t go down again! Prophet hits the ropes for a third time and this time, the clothesline takes Cannon down. Prophet scrambles into a cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Cannon gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Prophet is seeing just how tough Cannon is and why it took five Stonebreakers to beat him.
[ Prophet grabs Cannon and yanks him to a standing position before shoving Cannon roughly against the ropes. It’s then that Prophet unleashes a series of chops to the broad chest of Cannon. Huge series of knife edge chops. Cannon’s chest quickly glows red from the perfectly delivered reverse knife edge chops from Prophet. But they seem to have given Cannon a bit of life. He starts to be coming back. Prophet then whips Cannon across the ropes. As Cannon rebounds, Prophet leaps in the air and delivers a drop kick to Cannon’s chest, sending Cannon to the mat. Immediately, Prophet covers, hooking the leg as the referee counts …1 …and Cannon kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet is throwing everything he’s got at Cannon and the kid still won’t go down!!! Prophet has to be wondering how much more this kid can take.
[ Prophet goes to pick Cannon up, but Cannon throws him off. Prophet quickly kips up to the middle rope to spring off with a spinning kick, but instead he’s caught in mid-air by Cannon who lifts him overhead and drives him down with a huge Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam)!!! Cannon drops Prophet with authority and the crowd lets out a gasp at the pain from the impact. Cannon’s got the pin …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Prophet just barely kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is amazing to see Mike as both men have kicked out of each other’s finishers!!!
[ Prophet staggers up to his feet, a bit in shock at how much force Cannon had on that slam but he walks right into a huge clothesline. Cannon then scoops slams him. Cannon begins hammering Prophet unmercifully. Whipping him from pillar to post with shot after shot. He lifts Prophet up and drops him down with an inverted atomic drop and then a huge headbutt. He goes for another, but Prophet slips behind him hitting a second End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! Prophet pins Cannon …1 …2 …2 ½ …but there’s a strong kick-out by Cannon. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s two!!! Two fucking End of Days and Cannon is still alive in this match!!! This Irishman has a fucking head made of cement!!!
[ Prophet brings Cannon to his feet again. Prophet places Cannon in suplex position and as Prophet goes to lift him, Cannon powers out of his grasp, landing to one knee. Cannon immediately hops to both feet as Prophet turns right in time to eat a boot in the stomach, doubling Prophet over and then delivering a second Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam)!!! Cannon covers the prone Prophet again …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Prophet manages to get his foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Now it’s Prophets turn to kick out of not one but two Total Anarchy slams!!!
[ Cannon drags Prophet back up, but Prophet rams a forearm into Cannon’s face and then drops down with another neck breaker, this time across the top rope. Prophet used the rope to slingshot Cannon’s neck backwards that time. That took a lot of the fight out of Cannon. As the big man starts to stand, Prophet runs and soccer style kicks him in the back of the neck. Cannon fights back to his feet, but Prophet kicks him behind the knee and hooks his head from behind hitting the third End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! Prophet covers Cannon …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Prophet!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Another huge win for Prophet as he continues to impress in the singles division!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, it took three End of Days to put Cannon down. Cannon is one fucking tough son of a bitch!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am hearing we have an update on the condition of Marc Fulton. Let’s head to the back and listen in.
[ The cameras zoom backstage where Steve Scott is standing by with Cindy Meyers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Steve, the night before the pay per view, your tag team partner Marc Fulton was brutally assaulted by unknown assailants sending him to the hospital. Because of that, you were forced to find a replacement in Chandler Hopkins and as we all saw things didn’t go well.
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – Yeah, we lost the match. Chandler gave it everything he had, but the beating he took the week before at the hands of Joey Ryan was pretty severe.
Cindy Meyers – Next week on Adrenaline, DDP has signed on you and Marc to face the World Tag Team champion the Guerillas of Destiny. Will Marc be healed up in time to be your tag team partner?
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – Right now he’s not ready to go. But don’t worry, I’ll be there and even if I have to take G.O.D. on by myself…
[ Just then, the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny walk into the scene with their titles draped over their shoulders. ]
Tanga – Look what we got here, it’s little Stevie.
[ Steve Scott looks nervous worried that they are about to jump him. ]
Tama – Easy buddy, we’re not here to hurt you… well at least not yet. We’ll save that shit for next week.
Tanga – What we need from you right now is to deliver a message.
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – A message? To who?
Tama – To that little bitch Bloody Mary. You tell her that if she shows up at Day of Reckoning, we’re going to put her in the hospital next to Marc.
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – You son of a…
[ Suddenly, the Lynch Mob explodes on set attacking the World Champions and all hell breaks loose backstage!!! Matt attacks Tanga while Joey pairs off with Tama as all four men beat the hell out of them!! ]
[ Security floods the scene trying to pry the four men apart as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – As this night moves on shit gets crazier and crazier!!! The Lynch Mob was brutally attacked earlier in the night and they just paid the World Tag Team champs back for their actions!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can’t wait for the Tag Team title match at the pay per view!!! These two teams are going to beat the ever-loving shit out of each other!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And to think, waiting in the wings is the Chain Gang for whoever survives this match!!! Folks, it’s time for our huge main event of the night as Alexander Stone takes on Chandler Hopkins!!! It’s champion versus champion!!! Stipulations on the line for both men!!! Harvey, take it away brother!!!
In the Main Event
Alexander Stone © vs Chandler Hopkins ©
If Chandler Hopkins wins, he becomes the new Worlds Heavyweight Champion!!!
If Alexander Stone wins, he chooses Chandler Hopkins opponent at Day of Reckoning!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is the reigning W.W.E. Television champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts out on stage as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins looks rough as his ribs are still taped up along with a bandage on his forehead. He climbs into the ring and shows off his W.W.E. Television title belt to the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hopkins has gotten his ass beaten for the past three or four weeks. If this kid was smart, he would have put off this match for a while and let him heal up.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree. This is the fallout from being the W.W.E. Television Champion. Defending that title week in and week out gives your body very little time to heal.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 251 lbs.; he is the leader of the Gold Standard and the reigning and current Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!
[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Alexander Stone marches down to the ring with his World Heavyweight title securely around his waist. The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him as he climbs into the ring takes off his jacket and tosses it to the floor. He turns back to his opponent, points at him and mouths… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You asked for this beating kid, it’s going to be my pleasure to give it to you!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champion is brimming with confidence Chris. He sees how beat up Hopkins is and he can smell blood in the water even before this match even starts.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Alexander Stone is like a machine. There’s hasn’t been a man in the Empire yet that has come close to stopping him.
[ The bell sounds and Stone looks eager to lock it up with Hopkins. Hopkins tests the ropes and paces the ring a bit. Stone leaps forward grabbing Hopkins’s arm, torquing it backwards, but Hopkins makes it to the ropes for a break. Stone gives him the clean break, but as soon as Hopkins starts to walk out of the ropes, Stone kicks Hopkins in the gut and slings him over with a snap mare. Stone runs and kicks the back of Hopkins with such force that it seems to echo throughout the arena. He then drops down, applying a side chin lock, twisting Hopkins’ head as if he’s trying to uncork a soda bottle. Hopkins starts to get back into it as the crowd cheers him on, but as soon as they get vertical, Stone jumps up with two knees to his back! Hopkins goes down and Stone puts his foot on top of him and stands over him, literally walking on Hopkins. Hopkins struggles back up to his feet and Stone kicks him in the gut again and grabs the arm once more. After a few solid wrenches, Stone sends Hopkins into the ropes and down with a shoulder block. He then walks over him a second time and now Stone gets in his face… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You’re nobody to me, junior!!! You’re out of your fucking league!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Right out of the gate Stone is dominating Hopkins!!! This was a fucking bad idea on Hopkins’ part. He’s not physically ready for a match like this.
[ As Hopkins starts to get back to his feet, Stone quickly gets the upper hand, jamming a forearm into the face of Hopkins and kicking him in the gut. He hooks him up for perhaps for a DDT, but Hopkins rams him back first into the turnbuckles. Hopkins then grabs Stone by the head and starts unleashing some hellacious punches with a flurry of hits. The fans are going crazy as Hopkins has had enough of this disrespect and continues to hammer away at Stone. Hopkins now drags Stone up, before tossing him over the top rope and out of the ring, letting out an angry roar that gets the fans even more behind him. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins has seemed to turn the tide of the match as he dumps the World champ to the floor.
[ Hopkins vaults over the ropes, with a plancha right out of the squared circle as Stone tries to crawl away! Hopkins drags Stone up, but Stone fires back with a forearm only to get caught with more clubbing blows!!! The referee starts his count …1 …2 …3 …Hopkins then drags Stone back up and launches Stone into the steel guardrail as hard as he can! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champ is reeling from that shit into the steel guardrail!!! It’s the great neutralizer for Hopkins!!
[ Stone tries to get away looking for some reprieve but Hopkins is all over him with sharp chops. …4 …5 …6 …Hopkins whips Stone into the ring apron and then charges forward, smashing a clothesline into Stone. …7 …8 …9 …and Hopkins rolls Stone into the ring and then steps over and applies a seated armbar. Hopkins cranks back on it, trying to force a submission from Stone. Stone is able to reach around with his free arm and rake the eyes of Hopkins. He then gets to his feet and catches the oncoming Hopkins with a quick face buster. Stone spins a kick into Hopkins gut and then drops him with a double arm DDT and rolls him up into a quick pin …1 …and Hopkins gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The champ rebounded quickly from the beating he took outside the ring!! He’s got a hell of an endurance level!!! Just when you think that Hopkins is back on the offensive, the champ turns things around.
[ Stone isn’t deterred and starts grinding his forearm against the throat of Hopkins. …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Stone continues this until it’s a blatant choke and the referee steps in. Hopkins gets to his feet and Stone spins a kick right into Hopkins’ face. Stone then hauls Hopkins over to the corner and follows it up with another huge chop. Stone goes for another one, but Hopkins kicks him in the gut and then charges forward with a clothesline. Hopkins lifts Stone up and sends him into the ropes for a spinebuster! The crowd pops and Hopkins starts climbing the ropes, but Stone gets back up and goes to push Hopkins off the ropes, but Hopkins jumps over Stone. Stone turns to face Hopkins but is met with a massive clothesline that sends Stone over the top rope and to the floor again!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Again Hopkins takes the fight out to the floor!!! He has to find a way to match the power of the champion!!!
[ Hopkins rolls to the outside and continues the assault with a huge uppercut to a groggy Stone as the referee starts his count …1 …2 …3!!! Hopkins is pissed and yanks Stone by his hair slamming him head-first into the announcers table several times before Stone staggers backwards and collapses against the ring apron, barely able to stand on his own two feet. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The champions knees are buckling!!! This is the biggest opportunity Hopkins has had since the match started!!!
[ Hopkins gets a head of steam and charges in, but at the last second Stone moves out of the way and Hopkins slams himself against the ring apron stomach first. …4 …5 …6 …and Hopkins quickly grabs his already damaged ribs from his fight with Joey Ryan and drops to a knee and Stone can see a golden opportunity in his sights. Stone runs and punts Hopkins in the gut, before rolling him in for the cover …1 …2 …and Hopkins gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins has a huge fucking target on those already damaged ribs!!! You can see the excruciating pain on the Television champions face!!!
[ Stone still knows he has the advantage and lifts Hopkins up into the air and down across his knee in a gut buster! He then rolls him over again as the referee counts …1 …2 …and Hopkins kicks out again!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champ knows that Hopkins is in a bad way. He needs to stay on him!!!
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Just stay down and this beating will be over. Don’t make me hurt you!!!
[ Hopkins is trying to fight back, but his ribs are still injured from the last few weeks. Hopkins staggers up to his feet, but Stone knees him in the gut and spins him around with a neck breaker. Stone covers him up …1 …2 …and another kickout by Hopkins! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I don’t know where Hopkins is finding the strength to kick out!! Those ribs have to be busted!!!
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – I warned you!!! I told you to just stay down!!! Now you’ve made me do it!!! Remember, this is what you asked for!!!
[ Stone lifts Hopkins up and drives him into the mat with the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone’s got Hopkins covered again …1 …2 …2 7/8 …but no!!! Hopkins shoots his shoulder up at the last second. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just stay down kid!!! Stay down and live to fight another fucking day!!
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You’re done!!! I’m going to fucking break you in two!!!
[ Stone quickly converts the pin attempt into hits the Money Maker (ankle lock submission)!!! Hopkins screams in pain as he tries his best to reach any of the ropes, but they are just too damn far away!!! Stone pulls Hopkins back to the center of the ring and drops down wrapping his own legs around the leg of Hopkins wrenching back even more The sold out crowd watches as Hopkins screams in pain as his ankle is twisted in odd angles!!! Hopkins has no choice but to tap out!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, and still the Worlds Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This match was good, but you could see that Hopkins was in no condition to challenge the World Champion. Now he’s going to have to move on to the pay per view in two weeks to face the challenger of Stone’s choosing!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You gotta give Hopkins’ credit, the kids got a big fucking heart!!
[ Alexander Stone marches over to Harvey Weinstein and rips the mic from his hands. Stone back-peddles up the ramp, adjusting his World title on his shoulder. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hold on Chris, Stones got a mic.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You know what Chandler? A deal’s a deal right. You lost the match and now I get to pick your opponent at Day of Reckoning for your W.W.E. Television title!!!
[ Stone smiles as he watches Chandler struggle to get up. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You wont have to wait to the pay per view…
[ Chandler tries to use the middle rope to get to his feet when suddenly the crowd pops to their feet as Hopkins is attacked from behind by Raven Horse!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy fuck, Alexander Stone just played his hand!!! He’s picked raven Horse to challenge Chandler for his Television title!!!
[ Raven Horse pounces on the beaten Television Champion and locks in his Halo (The Crippler Crossface)!!! ]
[ The referee’s flood the ring prying Raven Horse off of Hopkins. The show goes off the air as Raven Horse stands over the beaten body of Chandler Hopkins as he raises the W.W.E. Television title high in the air!!! ]
Monday Night March 22nd, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and I am joined by my broadcast colleague Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evening folks.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris we are two weeks removed from the Undisputed pay per view and the fall-out from it is still being felt. Last week, the Worlds Heavyweight Champion came out to the ring and he demanded answers and answers he got in the form of DDP.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, DDP came out to the ring and didn’t sugar coat it. Stone assaulted a former champion, Hall of Famer and downright fucking legend in this company and now he has to pay the toll keeper.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s right. It all started back at Crossfire when Stone won the Worlds title. Tank was on hand to present him with the new Worlds Heavyweight title, but when Tank refused to bow down and kiss Stone’s ass, Stone attacked him sending Tank to the hospital.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fast forward a month at Undisputed and Tank sought out his own style of revenge when he came into the ring after Stone defeated Arik Cannon and he hit Stone with the Stonebreaker laying the champion out. Before the pay per view went off the air, Tank left Stone with a warning. That Stone’s day of reckoning is coming!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And that brings us to last week where Stone, pretty pissed off I may add; demanded answers and answers he got. Tank went to the owner of the Empire and demanded a match against Stone. Not being able to get cleared by the company’s medical officials, Tank signed off making it an unsanctioned match, and an unsanctioned Hell in a Cell match to boot.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to be honest; these two guys are clones of each other and maybe twelve years ago this would be the marquee matchup of the year. Today, with Tank being twelve years older and his best wrestling days behind him; why the hell would he want a match like this? Even if he somehow, someway comes out on the winning side of things; the damage a Hell in a Cell match does to you is going to shorten his life expectancy by years!!! He may never be the same man again.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more. Stone is at the peak of his career and in the best shape of his life. Tank, three neck surgeries later; has been retired for a decade. The guys got nothing left to prove. He’s the G.O.A.T. of the Empire and nobody is disputing that. You got you shot in. You embarrassed Stone. Walk away now while you still can.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree. We both felt the wraith of Stone and his Gold Standard stable. Nothing good is going to come out of walking into a Hell in a Cell with the World Champion. Only more pain and suffering.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s shift gears to tonight, shall we? We have seven big matches with three of them having pay per view implications.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s right. The number one Contendership to the World Tag Team titles are on the line as a very pissed off Chain Gang squares off against the Natural Disasters led by Reverend Azazel.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You gotta give credit where it’s due even though it tastes like shit. Reverend Azazel has taken the Natural Disasters to the brink of a title shot just like he promised. He’s also reinvented Raven Horses career and he’s about to do the same thing for Christina Darling who recently joined Azazel’s stable. In another big match, we are going to see Caristico in a two on one match in which if Caristico can beat Los Vipers tonight he may get a shot at Tito Escobar’s United States Heavyweight title.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Ever since losing to Alexander Stone at the Crossfire ppv Caristico has been on a downward spiral dropping a singles match to Kahagas and then a tag team match against Los Vipers. He desperately needs a win tonight.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yes, he does. Also, in action tonight we will see the Woke Queens who have been a huge thorn in the sides of Caged Heat since winning the Women’s World Tag Team titles.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A couple of sneak attacks and the theft of the Women’s World Tag Team titles tends to piss off Caged Heat. I can’t blame them. And if the Woke Queens were smart, they wouldn’t show their faces out here tonight because Caged Heat will be gunning for them.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They have been ever since the pay per view where the Woke Queens walked out with their straps. This one could get ugly!!! And finally, we have the main event of the night where Alexander Stone puts his World Heavyweight title on the line against Chandler Hopkins.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, that’s just one half of the stipulation in this match. Originally it was supposed to be a title for title match. But DDP said that Stone cannot hold both belts at once so that was tossed out. Stone’s quick thinking put another stipulation in place. That if Stone wins tonight, he gets to pick Hopkins’ challenger for the Day of Reckoning pay per view!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Think about the possibilities!!! It could be anyone on the roster!!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as the lights in the arena flicker out and a soft green light grows within the entranceway, growing brighter and brighter. Finally, Wake of the Dream” by Mudvayane starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran with a cocky smile on his face. ]
[ He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He slowly walks down to the ring soaking it all in. Stepping into the ring he asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Man it’s been a long damn time since I stepped foot in this place and as much as the faces have changed, I can tell by watching the last two pay per views that nothing has really changed around here, and I don’t mean that in a bad way, I honestly don’t. You see, I really respect guys like Crazy Man and the Messiah for coming back to the federation that made them famous. Living legends like DDP taking the reigns as General Manager!! All the guys who gave their heart and soul to this company. So, as I look ahead, I asked myself; where do I fit in? Is there a place for me in this new Empire? And the answer I came up with is… yes!!!
[ And the crowd cheers loving it. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No, it’s not what you think. I’m not going to be climbing back into the ring with my gear on getting manhandled by this new generation. Granted I was never that smart of a guy, but I’m not that dumb either.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – At least he is being honest. He was never that smart.
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No, I believe that my traits would be best suited in mentoring the next generation of superstars that are trying to claw their way to the top. So, I watched these past two months and the first guy that I feel would be best suited with my wealth of knowledge is none other than this man…
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar known as STIXX marches down to the ring with a brand new mask on. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Talk about a pet project. If Tony Tran wanted a challenge, he’s got one in this guy.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Out of all the men and women on the roster, why would he start with a guy that hasn’t won a fucking match yet?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I know what you are all thinking. I can see it on all your faces. Why Tony, why did you pick STIXX as the first man to mentor? It’s simple. Look at the size of this guy!!! He’s a monster!!! A rough uncut diamond that I can shape and mold…
[ Suddenly, the sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays across the arena and the near five-hundred-pound monster “Big Mike” Bulk storms down to the ring with Spice at his side. The duo climbs into the ring as Tony Tran and STIXX glare at them. ]
[ Spice asks for a mic and Harvey, with a smile; hands her one. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Can I help you? We were in the middle of something here.
[ Spice laughs at him. ]
“Sexy” Spice – Can you help me? Oh, I don’t think so. You see, we all love a good comeback story. And the diehard fans all love to see some of their old heroes come back every now and again. But unfortunately, you’re wrong Tony. You don’t have a place in the new Empire. In-fact, you claim to have such a wealth of knowledge; then why did you pick this winless loser to mentor?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – He’s not a loser. He’s just winless and I promise you that with my help I’m going to…
[ Spice leans in close to Tony and he starts to blush. ]
“Sexy” Spice – Show him what? How to be a man? How not to lose? Tony, the biggest thing you ever did in the Empire was suck up to the boss and take his million dollars.
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – That’s not true!! I won the Emperor’s Crown Championship!!! I held the United States Heavyweight Championship!!! I was the W.W.E. Television champion!!!
[ Spice sarcastically claps for him. ]
“Sexy” Spice – That’s awesome!!! But where are you now? Tony, I googled your ass and you know what? You’re a fake!!! A has been. A loser!!! You’re broke!! That million dollars that you took from the owner, it’s gone!!! You pissed it all away and now you’re going to do the same thing to him!!!
[ And she points right at STIXX. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – He’s fucking broke?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I thought I smelled a rat!!!
[ Spice looks right at STIXX. ]
“Sexy” Spice – You must be an idiot to think that this ass-hat can help you!!!
[ Spice and Bulk storm out of the ring leaving Tony Tran and STIXX standing there. Tony turns to STIXX. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Don’t believe her!!! Don’t believe a word she’s say…
[ Before Tony can finish his sentence, STIXX snatches up Tony Tran and hits him with the STIXX Shift Driver (Full Nelson Snap Suplex)!!! Tony Tran lays in the center of the ring in a crumpled heap as STIXX storms out of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Somebody call 9-1-1-, we got a man down in the ring!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nah, just roll his dumb ass out of the ring.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we have Cindy Meyers standing by with the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins. Cindy, take it away.
[ The show cuts to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing next to the TV Champion Chandler Hopkins. ]
Cindy Meyers – Chandler, tonight you face Alexander Stone for his World Heavyweight title, but if you lose; then he gets to hand pick your opponent at Day of Reckoning. Your thoughts on this big stipulation?
The W.W.E. Television Champion “Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins – Cindy, I have not given this stipulation any thought at all because I know at the end of the night, I’m going to walk out the new World Heavyweight Champion. You see, Stone isn’t focused on me. He’s set his sights past me and to Tank Edge and his big Hell in a Cell match at the pay per view. That’s a mistake. The biggest mistake of his career. Alexander Stone isn’t the kind of person that we want being World Heavyweight Champion. He’s not the kind of guy we want representing this company!!! To be the role model for the kids out there watching our program every Monday night!! Tonight, Stone’s reign of terror ends.
[ Hopkins walks away as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Strong words from the Television champion, but I believe that he has bitten of more than he can chew at this point. He was in a brutal match with Joey Ryan and then at the pay per view he stepped up to take on Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters where he ended up getting pinned. I don’t think that his body is ready for a match like Stone’s going to give him.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re exactly right. Chandler needs to go back and replay the match between Stone and Cannon just to get a taste of what kind of hell he’s about to go through!!! And he’s still beat to fuck like you said from his match against Joey Ryan and that brutal six-man tag team match at the ppv. He’s walking into this match all beat up. I really don’t know what this kid is thinking. Even on his best day, the odds of beating Stone are against him.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time for our opening match of the night. It’s the Mexican Sensation Caristico taking on the Cartel’s very own Los Vipers in a Handicap match!!! This one should be good. If Caristico can pull off a victory tonight, Tito Escobar said that he might grant Caristico a title match. Let’s rejoin Harvey Weinstein in the ring.
In a Two on One Handicap Match
Caristico vs Los Vipers
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following handicap match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 180 lbs., he is “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico and Tito Escobar have been on a collision course since the Empire reopened. It’s all on the line tonight as Caristico takes on Los Vipers where if he wins, he may get a shot at Tito’s United States Heavyweight title.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The big word there is may, and I was a betting man I don’t think Tito is going to give Caristico the satisfaction of challenging him for that title any time soon. I think that this is just more head games Tito is playing.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by the Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar, weighing in at a combined weight of 388 lbs., Santos and Pedro Supremo; they are Los Vipers!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares across the arena as the Mexican sensations Santos and Pedro Supremo of Los Vipers make their way out onto the stage followed by Tito Escobar. The walk down the rampway before diving into the ring under the bottom rope eyeing their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Cartel is here. Los Vipers coming off a tough loss to the Hooligans three weeks ago to drop them to one and three.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Even at one and three they are right in the thick of things. A couple of wins strung together and they could be wrestling for the titles. Oh great, Tito Escobar is joining us at the broadcast table. This should be fun.
[ Tito places his Mexican Heavyweight title on the table, grabs the headsets and puts them on before sitting down next to Chris. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tito, it’s always a pleasure to have one of our champions alongside us at the broadcast table.
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – You’re just saying that because I’m sitting here. We all know how you feel about the Cartel!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Los Vipers have a huge match tonight against Caristico. What if Caristico actually wins tonight. Are you going to give him a shot at your title at the pay per view in two weeks?
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – The whole world heard what I said to him. I said maybe. Not definitely. But maybe. Nothing is guaranteed in life boys, and it certainly isn’t a shot at my Mexican Heavyweight title!!!
[ The bell sounds and the three men all give one another straightforward stares. Santos looks to make the first move, coming at Caristico, but Caristico spins around him and then runs with a lightning quick corner clothesline on Pedro Supremo. Pedro Supremo wasn’t even part of that equation and yet caught the brunt of the blow. It’s obvious that Caristico knows he has to compete with two men and wants to keep them down as much as possible and prevent that two-on-one scenario. Caristico then turns around and arm drags Santos as he gets to his feet. He grabs Santos and whips him into the ropes, back dropping him over. But Santos is quickly back up and begins ramming fists into the top of the head of Caristico. He sends Caristico into the corner and charges in with a flying leg lariat that takes Caristico down to the mat. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Like a pack of wild dogs, Los Vipers are all over Caristico.
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – This aint no game we’re playing. My boys are out there defending my honor!! The Cartel’s honor. Every time we go into the ring, it’s war!!!
[ Santos then does a leg drop across the back of Caristico’s head. Santos signals as if he might do another, but Caristico comes up, grabbing him around the crotch and dumping him up and over the top rope all the way to the floor. Santos crashes to the floor with a thud as Caristico turns around and Pedro Supremo is in the ring sweeping him off his feet. Pedro Supremo then delivers a knee to the back of Caristico’s head. Santos struggles to his feet on the outside, whilst Pedro Supremo hammers away on Caristico. Pedro Supremo sends Caristico into the ropes and catches him with a jumping back elbow. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just when you think Caristico could even the odds, Pedro Supremo is there to take him down!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Take one of us down and there’s another to take his place. Los Vipers cannot be stopped!!
[ Pedro Supremo bounces off the ropes, but Caristico catches him on the return with a spinning powerslam! Caristico then plants his knee into the back of Pedro Supremo’s neck and pulls back trying to unhinge some of those neck muscles. Caristico’s knee is firmly planted in the back of the neck as he pulls up on Pedro’s jaw. Just then, Santos climbs back into the ring and leaps off with a twisting dive crashing into both men breaking the hold! The crowd comes alive with Santos’s daredevil maneuver. It came out of nowhere and left total devastation in its wake. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a fucking high risk move by Santos to break up the hold that Caristico had on Pedro!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – That’s what being Cartel is all about. The brotherhood baby!!!
[ Unfortunately for Santos, it may have hurt his fellow Los Vipers teammate as much as it hurt Caristico. Caristico staggers up to his feet, but Santos clocks him with a dropkick to the chest that sends him into the turnbuckles. Santos then charges into the turnbuckles, trying to clothesline Caristico, but Caristico is able to get his elbow up and jam that right into the face of Santos. He then turns him around into a perfectly executed neck breaker. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This very well may be the opening that Caristico needs to get back into this match!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – What? Two good moves and you marks call that an opening? I though the two of you were supposed to be unbiased?
[ Pedro Supremo is still holding his neck on the canvas, while Caristico hammers at Santos. Caristico scoops Santos up and body slams him. Caristico then measures and drops a fist right into the top of Santos skull. He rolls Santos over and starts to apply an arm bar, but Pedro Supremo is up and charging at him. Caristico is smart enough to avoid one strike, but then walks right into a spinning forearm that sends him back a few paces and Pedro Supremo does a jumping cannonball move into Caristico. Pedro then rushes at Caristico, but Caristico drop toe holds him. Caristico goes for the crossface submission, but dives in Santos breaking it up before Caristico can fully apply it on Pedro Supremo!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Santos is all over the ring tonight. Pedro should consider himself lucky to have him!!!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Luck? There’s no luck in the Cartel!!! I hand-picked these men!!
[ The referee tries to force Santos out of the ring, so that this can be one on one, but Los Vipers are trying to exploit the handicap nature of this match as much as they can. Pedro Supremo gets to his feet, but Caristico levels him with a clothesline and then turns his attention back to Santos with a nice textbook suplex. Caristico goes to lift Santos up again, but Santos knees him in the head, causing Caristico to drop to the canvas. As Caristico holds his head, Santos comes charging in with a clothesline, but Caristico ducks under the clothesline and moves out of the way and Santos crashes into Pedro Supremo!!! Caristico drop kicks Santos in the back that sends him flying over the top rope and crashing to the floor. Caristico then bounces off the second rope and hits Pedro Supremo with the Alamo (a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors off the ropes transitioned into a single arm DDT)!!! Caristico covers Pedro up for the win …1 …2 …3 and Santos dives in to break it up, but he’s just a second too late!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Caristico!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge win for Caristico tonight!!! He overcame the odds and beat Los Vipers!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I guess the big question still remains, are you going to give him a title shot?!
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – He got lucky, and as far as the title shot goes; I haven’t made up my mind.
[ Back in the ring, Caristico asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tito, I played your games, and I beat both your boys; now give me my title shot!!!
[ Tito Escobar grabs his Mexican Heavyweight title and drapes it over his shoulder as he climbs up onto the announcers desk looking smugly at Caristico who is leaning against the ring ropes looking down at him. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – You want a shot at this? My Heavyweight title? Well, the only way you’re going to get a shot at this, is if you put your mask on the line!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Did I just hear him correctly? He wants it to be a mask versus title match?
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – You beat me, you get my title; but if I beat you; you take your mask off in-front of millions of people watching around the world… and you kneel down and hand it to me!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Don’t do it!!! There’s gotta be another way!!!
[ Caristico nods his head in agreement. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’ll see you at the Pay Per View!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is incredible!!! Like the Day of Reckoning pay per view couldn’t get any bigger!!! We now know that it’s going to be a title versus mask match for the United States Heavyweight title!!! Chris, I hate to break away from what we just witnessed; but I’m getting word that Cindy is with Tony Tran. Let’s go to the back and here what he has to say for himself.
[ The camera’s cut to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing next to Tony Tran who is holding an ice pack on the back of his neck. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tony, first off; after what STIXX just did to you out there in the ring are you alright?
[ He looks at her pissed off. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Do I look alright to you? That big idiot nearly broke my friggen neck!!! After everything I did for him. All the mentoring I did!!! The friggen new mask I bought him. This… this is the thanks I get!!! I tell you what, if I had an opportunity, I would ask for a match and beat his ass from pillar to post!!!
[ The General Manager of the Empire DDP just happened to be walking by at just the ring time. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Did I hear you right? That you want a match with STIXX?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Wait... what… I never…
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – You know what, I did hear you say that you wanted a match; and you know what? You’re on. It’s going to be you versus STIXX at Day of Reckoning!!!
[ Tony Tran’s eyes nearly bug out of his head. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No wait, you can’t do that.
[ DDP smiles at him. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – That’s where you’re wrong. You signed an open-ended deal with us where you have to make at least one in-ring appearance. You know, for old time’s sake.
[ Trans face goes white. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I thought that was for like an exhibition match!! You know, like legends night!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Looks to me like Day of Reckoning is where legends like you go to die!!! See you at the pay per view.
[ DDP walks away leaving Tony Tran standing there looking stunned as the show swings back to Mike and Chris. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man shit just got real for that shit head Tony Tran!!! Thanks to his big mouth, he now has to face STIXX at the upcoming pay per view in two weeks.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Looking at Tony Tran’s dad bod I don’t think he’s hit the gym in like ten years!! The guys going to get his ass handed to him!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time for our next match of the night and it features Christina Darling taking on newcomer Malia Hosaka who is the leader of team Exile. Reverend Azazel promised a transformation and I cannot wait to see what he’s done for her. Harvey, take it away.
Solo Darling vs Malia Hosaka
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!! Making her way to the ring, and being accompanied by her manager Reverend Azazel, she weighs in at 122 lbs., Solo Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Christina walks out on stage with her manager Reverend Azazel. Together they make their way down to the ring where she climbs in with a serious and determined look on her face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Solo Darling? I thought her name was Christina? I guess Azazel really did change her.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s taken a name change and look at her. Gone are the blonde hair and now she looks meaner and much more chiseled. It looks like someone hit the gym.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – But can all of this transforming convert to a notch in the win column? We will see.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring and being accompanied by Exile. She weighs in at 130 lbs., Malia Hosaka!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowd jeers. Malia takes one look at Solo and tells the Exiles to head off to the back that she’s got this. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Malia comes into this match with a one and oh record scoring her first win over Shanna Furguson. If she can win tonight, she may just position herself for either a Women’s World title or National title match in the very near future.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s not the flashiest or the prettiest by any means, but she an older veteran who knows the mat game as good as anyone. It’s the talented veteran versus the up-and-coming talent. Should be good.
[ The bell rings and the two women meet in the center of the ring, eye to eye, face to face. Quickly after some stare downs, the two circle one another before reaching out tentatively and then locking up. Both women jostle for control for a moment with neither being able to gain the upper hand. So, they break contact and back away, sizing one another up. They circle again and now Solo lifts her arm, calling for a test of strength. Malia smirks at her opponent before looking out at the crowd. ]
Malia Hosaka - Is she serious?
[ The comment draws a few snickers from the crowd, as well, which causes Solo’s face to redden. She complies and the two lock fingers. Solo raises her other hand and Malia again locks fingers. They are tied up, hand to hand now. Again, both women struggle for control but suddenly Solo appears to have the upper hand as she backs Malia towards the ropes. Before Malia can react, Solo lashes out with a knee to the stomach that doubles a surprised Malia over. She puts both boots into her gut, while keeping her hands tied and monkey flips her from that position sending Malia over unceremoniously. They unlock fingers and Malia struggles up to her feet, where Solo gives her a nice big elbow to the face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Solo won that test, but Malia pulled off a very veteran like move to swing this match back in her favor.
[ Solo grabs Malia by the arm and whips her to the opposite ropes. Yet, Malia, ever the veteran manages to reverse the whip. As Solo rebounds, Malia leaps in the air and brings Solo crashing down to the canvas with a flying clothesline. Malia scrambles to her feet and races towards a slowly rising Solo, bringing her back down to the mat again. This time, courtesy of a flying leg lariat. Malia then pounds on her with furious forearms to the face. She grabs two handfuls of hair and starts beating Solo’s head up and down on the canvas, until the referee forces her to stop. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Malia is being unmerciful here beating Solo senseless using her head as a battering ram as she slams it down into the mat over and over again!!!
[ Malia measures Solo as she sits up on the mat before running over to Solo and delivering a kick to her back. She then pulls her up and whips her into the ropes again, catching her with a back elbow to the face this time. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Jesus, Malia is picking this poor girl apart!!! I guess all the mentoring that Azazel has done didn’t do too much for her!!!
[ Malia drops down for a reverse chin lock, but she can’t keep it on long as Solo gets up to her feet. The comeback is short lived as Malia knees her in the gut and nails her with a spinning neck breaker. Solo winces in pain, clutching her neck, but Malia gives her little time to recover as she is already dragging her to her feet. With a series of forearm shots to the chest, Malia backs her smaller opponent into the nearest corner. With Solo seemingly dazed, Malia measures her and backs up before racing towards her and hitting a double knee backbreaker out of the corner. Solo clutches her back in agony yet again. Malia lifts her up arrogantly and slaps her face a few times adding insult to injury. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Have some mercy on her and just finish her for fucks sake!!!
[ Malia then signals to the crowd that she’s going to hit her Hosaka Driver (Michinoku Driver), before she can figure out what the hell has happened, Solo sunset flips over her and rolls her into a pinning predicament …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Solo Darling!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck just happened?! Solo just pulled off the biggest upset of maybe the entire fucking year!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Play the fucking tape back!!! I have to see that shit again!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Reverend Azazel and Solo are ecstatic as they leave a shocked Malia in the ring wondering what the fuck just happened!! Chris, I’m getting word that Cindy is standing by backstage with Spice and her new man Bulk. Cindy, take it away.
[ The show turns to the back where we see Cindy Meyers with Spice and Bulk. ]
Cindy Meyers – Spice, at the pay per view we were all floored when we watched you turn your back on Joey Ryan and side with Bulk. Can you explain your actions to us?
“Sexy” Spice – First of all, I don’t need to explain anything to you; but since you asked, I will give you the simplest answer that I can. For years I have been held back by that needle dick fuck that thinks he’s God’s gift to women.
[ Spice looks right in the camera. ]
“Sexy” Spice – Joey, you’re a shitty actor and an even worse lover. Your dick is the smallest that I ever seen and you’re an outright embarrassment to the porn industry. If there’s one thing than your worse at than wrestling, it’s fucking.
Cindy Meyers – Tough words.
“Sexy” Spice – It’s true. I can hardly feel him when he’s inside me, his dicks so small.
Cindy Meyers – Can you explain your actions tonight in the ring when Tony Tran came out?
“Sexy” Spice – Explain myself? What is it with all the explaining around here? Why can’t people just call bullshit when they hear it? I was in the back listening to Tony Tran talk and all I could smell is the fresh scent of bullshit!!! The guy’s no millionaire!! He’s fucking flat ass broke. He lost it all on online betting!!! And as far as him helping STIXX out? The best thing Tony did for him was buy him that two-dollar mask as the Five and Dime. Maybe now he can get over Tito taking his fucking blue one and get focused back on wrestling!!!
Cindy Meyers – Next week, Bulk has to face Kahagas again in a rematch of what was supposed to take place last week. How do you think your man will fare against such a talented opponent?
“Sexy” Spice – Well that’s a stupid question. Bulk weighs in at a massive four hundred and eighty-four pounds!!! There’s not a man on this roster that comes close to the size and power this man possesses!! We fear no man, not even Kahagas!!! We’re going to crush his ass like a fucking bug!! Come on big boy!!
[ And Spice and Bulk walks off the set as the show swings back to Chris and Mike at the announcers desk. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big words from such a small woman Chris. She’s got no fear in her and she sure as fuck likes to speak her mind.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She better watch out what she says and who the fuck she says it to. Bulk’s a big boy, but you know what they say. The bigger they are the harder they fall.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, for the past few weeks the Woke Queens have been the talk of the Women’s tag team division. Tonight, they go up against a talented team in Exile. Let’s rejoin Harvey Weinstein in the ring.
Exile vs Woke Queens
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 251 lbs., Debbie Kietel and Valkyrie; they are the Woke Queens!!!
[ The crowd pops as the Woke Queens strut down to the ring with the Women’s World Tag Team titles around their waists to the music of “See your hands” by Viceversah. The Woke Girls roll into the ring and they play to the fans snapping their fingers to the chants of “Woke Girls!! Woke Girls!!” ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These women are very talented, but I hate to say it but they bit off way more than they can fucking chew when it comes to Caged Heat. I think when the Women’s World Tag Team champions get their hands on these two women, there’s going to be hell to pay.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Woke Queens have been doing a pretty good job at dodging Caged Heat since the pay per view and making way with the straps. Let’s see if they can do it again tonight.
[ Debbie Kietel takes the mic from Harvey. ]
Debbie Kietel – To all our adoring fans out there, let it be known that we have liberated the Women’s World Tag Team titles from those uneducated, no talent criminals known as Caged Heat!!!
Valkyrie – That’s right. If it wasn’t for those face painted freaks the Twisted SisterZ sticking their big noses in our match, we would be the Women’s World tag Team champions.
Debbie Kietel – That’s right!!! We are the uncrowned Women’s World Tag Team champions and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it!!!
[ The Woke Queens hand the straps over to the referee as they get ready for their opponents to come down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Brave words by the Woke Queens. I would hate to be them when Caged Heat finally gets their hands on them.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I get it, you think you got fucked over. But do it the right way. Challenge Caged Heat to a match and beat their asses for the titles. Don’t stoop to their criminal level just to prove a point!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Are you calling Caged Heat criminals?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They are wearing jump suits!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied to the ring by Malia Hosaka, weighing in at a combined weight of 300 lbs, Genesis and Exodus; they are Exile!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowds jeers. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Malia still looks pissed from her huge upset loss to Solo Darling just a few minutes ago. That loss is going to sting for a while.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Exile needs to refocus here and somehow figure out how they are going to be able to beat…
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet as the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat march down to the ring to their theme song “Do it yourself”!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fucking shit’s about to get real Chris!!! The Women’s World Tag Team champions are here and they look pretty fucking pissed off!!!
[ The Woke Queens see them coming and roll out of the ring, grab the tag titles and escape through the crowd. Back in the ring, the Exiles stare down Caged Heat bitching at them how they cost them the match. Caged Heat has heard enough of their bullshit and destroy Exile with double spears that fold Genesis and Exodus in half!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My fucking God, they just laid out Exile like it was nothing!!
[ Malia climbs into the ring bitching at Caged Heat for what they just did to her girls. They have heard enough shit for one night as Delta grabs Malia and Loca hits the ropes destroying Malia with Hard Time (a bear hug, clothesline combination)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Talk about a shitty night for Malia!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am getting word that Cindy is standing by with the General Manager of the Empire DDP right now. Let’s listen in.
[ The show goes to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing next to DDP. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, we just witnessed the Woke Queens escaping through the crowd with the Women’s World Tag Team titles once again as Caged Heat came down to the ring to claim what’s theirs.
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Listen, I’m getting pretty sick and tired of the games the Woke Queens are playing. So, let’s just cut to the chase and get right to the point. Woke Queens, pull your heads out of each other’s asses and listen to what I’m saying. You think you should be the Women’s World Tag Team champions? Well let’s see if you’re as good as your big mouths keep telling us you are. At the Day of Reckoning it’s going to be the Woke Queens taking on Caged Heat for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
[ DDP is interrupted as Medusa Complex interrupts the interview. ]
Charli Evans – So let me get this right. All you have to do around here is steal belts and it gets you a title shot?
Millie McKenzie – You’re giving out title shots to teams that haven’t won a match yet? What kind of shit show are you running? Something smells like rat shit around here!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – You know what ladies, you’re absolutely right. You both deserve to be in that title match!!! Let’s make it a Triple Threat Tag Team match for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!! I’ll see you at the pay per view!!!
[ DDP walks off the set as Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie fist bump. The cameras come back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The state of the pay per view is in a constant state of flux right now as we just heard from DDP that the Women’s World Tag Team title match is now going to be a Triple Threat Tag Team match for those very titles that are still in the hands of the Woke Queens!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to believe that the last thing the Woke Queens would have wanted was to face both Caged Heat and Medusa Complex at the same time!!! This is going to be one hell of a pay per view!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of pay per views, we are set to have a number one Contendership match where the winner of this match will move on to face whoever is the World Tag Team champions come the Eve of Destruction pay per view on May 2nd!!! This match should be good.
In a Number One Contendership Match
The Chain Gang vs The Natural Disasters
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall and it is for the number one Contendership to the World Tag Team titles! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs., and being accompanied by their manager Salena, Eddie O’Shay & Jake Owens; they are the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. The fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their chains over their heads. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This team is hot right now and I don’t mean temperature wise, I mean pissed off. They feel like they got robbed during their match with the Lynch Mob when the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny attacked Eddie O’Shay, costing them the match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That attack was precalculated Mike. They knew that they had a better chance of beating the Lynch Mob so they played the odds and took out what they believed was the tougher of the two teams.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Reverend Azazel, weighing in at a combined weight of 801lbs., Ace Romero and Babba Ali; they are the Natural Disasters!!!
[ The crowd boos as the Natural Disasters along with Reverend Azazel walk out on stage as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena. Pyro explodes all around them as they walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that are booing the shit out of them. They slowly climb into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor with a devilish grin on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Reverend Azazel has this team on a roll as they come into this match hot off the six-man tag team win over Chandler Hopkins, Prophet and Steve Scott at Undisputed!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just like the Chain Gang, the Natural Disasters come in to this match with a five hundred record, but the past few weeks they have been very, very impressive to say the least.
[ Eddie O’Shay and Babba Ali start off with Eddie O’Shay hammering Babba Ali back with a few shots. They go back and forth, with Babba Ali returning fire with a few kicks as well. Eventually, they settle on a test of strength. Neither man being able to vanquish the other with strikes. Both men struggle for position, as both men try to prove their strength to the fans. Finally, Eddie O’Shay gets the upper-hand, holding Babba Ali in a side headlock. Babba Ali shoves Eddie O’Shay off of him and into the ropes. Babba Ali doubles over, preparing to send Eddie O’Shay flying with a back body drop, however, The Eddie O’Shay bounces off the ropes, but stops short of Babba Ali, and delivers a powerful kick to Babba Ali’s chest. He bounces off of the ropes of his own accord this time, and comes back with a brutal leaping clothesline, knocking him down to the mat. Eddie O’Shay waits for Babba Ali to climb to his knees, and as he does, Eddie O’Shay takes a running go and lands a brutal running knee strike to the head of Babba Ali. He then starts to position himself above and drops one of his unique elbows right into the heart of Babba Ali. Eddie O’Shay lifts Babba Ali up, but as he prepares for a suplex, Ace Romero comes in on the far side with a vicious kick to the back of Eddie O’Shay, causing him to collapse and not hit the suplex. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Quick thinking on Ace Romero’s part because so far this match has been all Eddie O’Shay.
[ Babba Ali takes control with a karate chop to the neck and an arm wringer, as the referee forces Ace Romero out of the ring. Jake Owens is begging for a tag. Babba Ali keeps the pressure on, twisting Eddie O’Shay about as he wants. He then kicks Eddie O’Shay up under the arm and starts to go for an armbar submission, but the Eddie O’Shay grabs the ropes to get free. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Ali had that Armbar locked in tight, but that’s to the ropes being within arms reach Eddie was able to break it up.
[ Both men get to their feet and charge one another and both connect with a double clothesline that sends the two of them to the canvas. Both men slowly get to their feet. Babba Ali, sensing a coming storm of aggression decides to try and close this one early. He goes for a slingshot suplex but wildly overestimates his own strength, as Eddie O’Shay is simply unwilling to budge even with Babba Ali’s determination. He can’t force Eddie O’Shay up. Instead, Eddie O’Shay simply thrusts the knee up into Babba Ali’s stomach and shoves him off. Babba Ali spins around with a judo chop to Eddie O’Shay but Eddie O’Shay returns fire with a big swinging right hand but before Eddie O’Shay even makes contact. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two bulls are matching blow for blow!! It’s time to get a fresh man in the ring.
[ Babba Ali reaches out and tags in Ace Romero. Ace Romero charges in with an axe handle blow to Eddie O’Shay and then he sends Eddie O’Shay into the ropes and dropkicks him. He tries to pick up where Babba Ali left off, grabbing the arm for an arm wringer, but Eddie O’Shay shakes his arm loose. Eddie O’Shay takes a big swing at Ace Romero, trying to drill him with a right but before Eddie O’Shay’s fist can even touch Ace Romero, Romero hits the deck and starts crawling to the corner moaning and complaining as he clutches his eye. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Are you fucking kidding me? Ace Romero just took the biggest flop in wrestling history!!! He never poked Romero in the eye!!!
[ The referee follows Romero to the corner as Eddie O’Shay stares baffled while Romero rubs his eyes into the referee’s shirt complaining about an eye poke demanding a disqualification!!! Eddie O’Shay starts getting grief from the referee when Ace Romero reveals he was faking it the whole time and pump kicks Eddie O’Shay in the back of the head and rolls him up in a schoolboy …1 …2 …and Jake Owens comes in to make the save! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Eddie needs to get the hell out of there and get his partner in. The Natural Disasters have done a great job of isolating Eddie so far!!!
[ The referee forces Jake Owens out of the ring as Salena pounds on the mat urging Eddie to get up and make the tag!! Eddie O’Shay staggers up to his feet where Ace Romero works him over with some shots to the ribs. Romero then charges into the corner with a huge elbow. He spins a forearm into the face and then grounds Eddie O’Shay again with an arm wringer. He puts a lot of torque on it and tries to unhinge the shoulder, perhaps even into a Fujiwara. But Eddie O’Shay grasps the rope and gets a break. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Natural Disasters have targeted that arm of Eddie and they are trying to snap the damn thing right off!!
[ Ace Romero quickly follows up with a dropkick to the face! Romero drags Eddie to his feet and sends him into the ropes, but Eddie counters the attempted clothesline and bounces off the ropes hitting Romero on the rebound with a high crossbody block that drives Romero to the mat!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now it’s time to make the tag and get the fresh man in!!!
[ Eddie O’Shay tags in to Jake Owens, who hops over the ropes and catches both Babba Ali and Ace Romero, who’ve decided to take him onrushing with a double clothesline. Jake Owens is a house of fire, giving both of the Natural Disasters members lefts and rights. He knocks Babba Ali over the top rope and to the floor with an old school lariat and then turns around and hits a jumping high knee into Ace Romero. He lifts Ace Romero up into an inverted atomic drop, followed by a spinning backfist. He lifts Romero up and body slams him. Owens hits the ropes, but Reverend Azazel reaches through from the outside and trips him up using his demonic cane!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We all knew it was going to be just a matter of time before Azazel stuck his nose into the match!!
[ Jake Owens gets back to his feet as Kendrick shoves an elbow into his stomach and shoves him into Eddie O’Shay! And the referee counts it as a tag!! The referee tells Eddie O’Shay to get into the ring, and as he climbs through the ropes; Romero hits a clothesline to the back of the head. Jake Owens can’t believe this turn of events as he was in the driver’s seat and now Eddie O’Shay is again in a world of hurt. On the floor, Salena screams for her man to get up and make the tag!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The mistaken contact by Chain Gang now has Eddie O’Shay back in the match!!!
[ Ace Romero stomps down on the injured arm of Eddie O’Shay and scissors his arm tagging out to Babba Ali who comes off the ropes with a stomp to the arm. Babba Ali lifts Eddie O’Shay up and snap suplexs him over. Babba Ali wastes no time, dropping applying a stiff armbar. The referee begins checking on Eddie O’Shay, but obviously he doesn’t want to tap. The referee checks again, and he still doesn’t tap. Eddie O’Shay finally begins to work his way free, loosening his arm from Babba Ali’s grip, and moving his own leg into position. He starts to kick free, but Babba Ali fights him off. Now Eddie O’Shay counters, locking Babba Ali in an armbar of his own! Both men jockey for position for a few seconds, before finally, Babba Ali slips his legs around Eddie O’Shay’s neck, hooks him, and locks in a triangle choke! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just when Eddie O’Shay thought he was going to turn the tide, Babba Ali turns the fucking tables on him locking in that triangle choke!!
[ The referee drops back down and begins checking Eddie O’Shay, but he’s definitely not going to tap. The move is obviously taking its toll on Eddie O’Shay, though, as he’s already beginning to slow down, his breaths becoming more labored. He tries to fight free, but it seems like Babba Ali has him locked in tight. He doesn’t have the arm strength to break it, after those repeated arm submissions. Finally, with his last bit of energy, Eddie O’Shay uses the strength in his legs to lift himself up, bringing Babba Ali with him. Eventually, Eddie O’Shay ends up in a doubled-over position, with Babba Ali still locked around his neck in a now-floating triangle choke. Eddie O’Shay finally lets his weight drop forward, and drops Babba Ali onto his back in a brutal slam onto Babba Ali’s back. The shock goes through both men, causing Babba Ali to let go and Eddie O’Shay to roll free onto his back, obviously exhausted from the move. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Eddie did the only thing he could do to break the hold and that was to use the weight of Ali against him and slam his ass down to the mat!!!
[ Ace Romero tries to come into the ring, but Jake Owens charges in and clotheslines him over the top rope and back out to the floor!!! Somehow Eddie gets Ali up off his feet and Jake dives off the top rope with the Hard Knocks (The Doomsday Device)!!! Eddie has Ali pinned …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Chain Gang!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Chain Gang just punched their ticket to the Eve of Destruction pay per view event on Easter Sunday April the 2nd where they will take on either the current World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny or the current number one contenders in the Lynch Mob. The table will be set in just two weeks when both of those teams collide with the titles on the line!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Our tag team division is incredible!!! We have some of the very best tag teams in the entire world!!! And think about it Mike, the Golden BoyZ sit at three and two and next week right here on Adrenaline they go head-to-head with the Lynch Mob just six days ahead of the pay per view!!! What a match we are in store for!!
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the Lynch Mob walks out on stage armed with microphones in hand. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Lynch Mob is out here Chris and I don’t think they are here to join the Chain Gangs celebration!!!
Matt Lynch – Chain Gang, first we want to congratulate both of you for winning tonight’s match and etching yourself in the World Tag Team title match at the Eve of Destruction pay per view on May 2nd!!
[ And the crowd cheers hearing that amazing news. ]
Joey Lynch – Secondly, we also want to thank you for winning so that the two of you can shut the fuck up and stop your bitching about the supposed screw job when we beat both your asses!!!
[ Chain Gang are irate off as Salena does everything in her power to hold the two big men back from getting out of the ring and charging up the rampway after them. ]
Matt Lynch – Typical, you let your bitch do your fighting for…
[ And before Matt Lynch can finish, the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny rush out from the back armed with steel chairs and blast the Lynch Mob on stage beating the hell out of them!!! ]
[ The Chain gang watches ion from the ring as the Guerillas of Destiny pick the Lynch Mob apart before the Golden BoyZ rush out from the back to make the save!!! ]
[ The Guerillas of Destiny see the numbers game not in their favor and they rush off the stage. The Golden BoyZ help the Lynch Mob to their feet, but they both realize that they will be facing each other next week on Adrenaline and they start to shove each other as more referees flood the stage trying to separate them!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – As security tries to regain control of the show Chris, Cindy is standing by with the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!! Let’s hear what Stone has to say as he prepares for his huge title match later tonight.
[ The show goes to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing next to the World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone. ]
Cindy Meyers – Alexander Stone, earlier in the night I spoke to your challenger for tonight; Chandler Hopkins and he told me that he felt that you were looking past him and that you’ve lost focus.
[ Stone laughs at that comment. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Lost focused? That’s almost as funny as Hopkins thinking that he’s going to walk out tonight the new World Champion.
[ Stone takes his sunglasses off. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Let me tell you something. I love the fact that Hopkins is booming with confidence. That he really, really believes that he has a shot at beating me. Why do I love that? Because I want him at his very best… at the fucking top of his game… when I crush his hopes and dreams and send his ass packing back to the minor leagues!!! Chandler Hopkins, tonight you are going to face me… the face of the World Wrestling Empire!!! The man that put this federation back on the fucking map!!! Tonight, the master schools the pupil!!!
Cindy Meyers – Looking ahead to your match against Tank Edge…
[ Stone puts his hand up stopping her cold. ]
The Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Tank Edge has no clue what he asked for when signing on for this match!!! The man’s delusional!! He thinks it’s two thousand and eight again!!! Tank, you should have kept your ass in whatever retirement home you crawled out of!!! Now you’ve pissed me off and I’m going to have to hurt you just to prove a point that I am better than you ever were!!!
[ Stone storms off the set as the cameras come back to Mike and Chris sitting at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Strong words coming from the Worlds Heavyweight Champion tonight as he fights battles on two fronts. Chandler Hopkins tonight and then in just two weeks he faces the legend Tank Edge inside the Hell in a Cell!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to agree with Stone. What the fuck is Tank thinking? He’s climbing into one of the most hellascious cage matches ever designed and to top it all off he’s facing a guy that could be a carbon copy of him from twenty years ago!!! I have a feeling that this isn’t going to end well for Tank.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It should be one hell of a main event and that’s still two weeks away!!! Chris, let’s go back to the ring as Shanna Furguson takes on newcomer Amber O’Neal!!!
Shanna Furguson vs Amber O’Neal
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 155 lbs., “The Beast” Shanna Furguson.
[ The crowd boos as “The Trainer Battle” of the Pokémon Guitar Cover plays Shanna storms down to the ring, bare foot and dressed in her UFC garb. She dives under the bottom rope and starts to pace around like a mad woman motioning for her opponent to get her ass out here. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna comes into this match at one and three and is in desperate need to get back into the winning column.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Shanna’s only win came against Gabby Jetson nearly seven weeks ago. A win tonight just might set her up for a title shot albeit either the Women’s World title or the brand-new National title that’s still up for grabs.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring being weighing in at 140 lbs., Amber O’Neal!
[ Amber struts down to the ring to “Material Girl” by Madonna as the sold-out crowd cheers her own. She climbs into the ring and mounts the second rope waving to the fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber O’Neal is a brand-new signing by the Empire. She’s a veteran wrestler in her mid-forties that has traveled the world. If she can somehow find a way to beat Shanna tonight, it would be a great start for her in her career here in the W.W.E.!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to tell you, with that new title still up for grabs; this is a huge opportunity for both women to impress DDP as he still has to make up his mind who he’s putting into that match at the pay per view.
[ The bell sounds and both women give one another a piece of their mind before locking up. Shanna quickly chops Amber across her chest, but Amber isn’t one to get easily rattled as she powers Shanna down to one knee, and then twists her arm behind her head in a keylock-style armbar. Shanna lets out a primal scream, as her arm was wrenched back like she had never felt before; Amber seemingly trying to break her arm clean off. Amber elbows her with her free arm and then she continues to bend Shanna’s forearm back behind her elbow and then back behind Shanna’s head. Now Shanna is silent as she tries to find a strategic way out of this, but did let out a low grunt as she plants her heels firmly into the canvas and forces herself back up to a knee. Amber kicks Shanna in the back of the legs, knocking her back to the mat with ease. Amber quickly pins Shanna …1 …2 …and she kicks out!!! Amber quickly rolls Shanna up again …1 …and Shanna kicks out even quicker this time!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber is smart enough to know that she’s not going to match power for power with Shanna. She needs to end this quickly or the power game of Shanna will take its toll.
[ Amber shows her fingers up, and says to Shanna… ]
Amber O’Neal - This close baby, this close!!!
[ Shanna rolls to the outside for a breather as she walks to the far side of the ring. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …6 …and Shanna rolls back into the ring and as Amber comes at her, but Shanna drives an elbow right underneath Amber’s chin. That takes Amber off her feet and down to the mat. Shanna snaps off a spin kick into Amber’s face, followed by a cocky elbow drop. Shanna yanks Amber up by the hair and lifts her up and then brings her down crotch first against her knee with a huge inverted atomic drop!!! She quickly hits the ropes and goes for a looping clothesline that should have taken Amber off her feet, but Amber catches her with a big sidewalk slam that drives Shanna right into the canvas!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Big counter right there by Amber O’Neal. Can she follow it up with something, anything to put Shanna away!!!
[ Amber scoops Shanna up and throws her into the turnbuckles. Amber charges in with a head of steam but Shanna gets her legs up and Amber plows shoulder first into the steel ring post!! Amber stumbles out of the corner holding her damaged shoulder and Shanna nails Amber with the Beast Slayer (a sit down powerbomb into a pin)!!! Shanna hooks Amber’s leg …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Shanna Furguson!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big, big win for Shanna to get her back on the winning side of things. Time will tell if she will get a shot at either title down the line.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s a beast and I think that when the time is right, she’s going to be a powerhouse in this company. She just needs to string together a few more wins and build her confidence.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am hearing that Cindy has caught up with Bloody Mary backstage. ]
[ The cameras go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Bloody Mary. ]
Cindy Meyers – Mary, we are two weeks away from your big Women’s World title match against Amber Nova; but we have just learned that next week you will team with Maria Manic in a tag team match against Havok and Amber Nova. Your thoughts?
Bloody Mary – It doesn’t matter to me what match DDP puts me in and who he has me team up with because at the end of my journey is the biggest pay per view of my life. I get to challenge for the Women’s World title against Amber Nova!!! Amber is undoubtably a great wrestler. She undefeated so far. The only match I lost so far, was to her. This is my redemption story!!! My chance to stop her reign once and for all.
[ Maria Manic walks into the scene. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – You done talking? Next week you and I have a big match against Havok and Amber and I don’t want you to fuck it up!!! I need you to stay focused!!! After I dropped my match at Undisputed, I need a win to get back into title contention and a shot at whichever one of you win at Day of Reckoning!!!
Bloody Mary – Don’t worry about me, I’m focused.
[ Just then, the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova explodes at Bloody Mary nailing her from behind with her Women’s World title belt knocking her out cold. ]
[ Amber smiles at Maria, tosses her title over her shoulder and winks at her before walking away. Maria looks down at Bloody Mary… ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – I guess you weren’t focused enough!!!
[ Maria walks away leaving Bloody Mary laying there unconscious as the show swings back to Mike and Chris. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Women’s champion just laid out the number one contender with a cheap shot to the back of her head!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Was it me or did it seem like Maria did nothing to stop her? And what was that fucking wink Amber gave Maria before she walked away? What the hell is going on around here?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ve got no clue buddy. Maria could have at the very least warned her. She must have seen her coming at her with that belt!! The women’s division is going fucking crazy, Chris!!! It’s time to rejoin Harvey Weinstein back in the ring for our next big match. It’s Prophet taking on Arik Cannon!!! This is going to be a hell of a match as the number two contender in Prophet takes on the number four contender in Arik Cannon!!
Prophet vs Arik Cannon
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 227 lbs., this is Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. Walks down to the ring and climbs in waiting for his opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet has been slowly moving his way up the rankings and tonight he sits at the number two spot with only the United States Heavyweight Champion standing in his way of challenging for the Alexander Stones World Heavyweight title!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If there’s one guy that I think can upend Stone’s championship reign, it’s Prophet!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!
[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to the ringside attendant. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Cannon fought a brutal match against Stone, but when the dust cleared, Stone remained the World Champion and now it’s Cannon that needs a big win to try and get back into contention.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – After that match two weeks ago, you have to think that Cannon is still suffering some after effects from that beating. Hell, he took five Stonebreakers!!! There’s no quit in this guy. You’re going to have to knock him out first!!!
[ The bell sounds and Prophet seems ever confident against Cannon. Prophet beckons Cannon on, and as Cannon charges in, Prophet side steps Cannon and he drives his shoulder into the steel ring post!!! Prophet grabs his trunks bringing Cannon down for the cover …1 …2 …and Cannon presses Prophet off! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Quick thinking by Prophet to side step that running shoulder block. Cannon drove his shoulder into the ring post and that almost cost him the match!!
[ Cannon sends Prophet flying off the pin. Immediately Cannon starts plastering Prophet with heavy handed shots, one right after the other. He knocks Prophet into the corner with ease. Cannon tells Prophet to bring it and Prophet fires back with a big shot, but Cannon just laughs it off. He tells Prophet to give him another and Prophet rears back with as big of a hit as he can muster in such a tight space, but again Cannon just laughs. Cannon shoves Prophet back with ease. He then charges into the corner with a full head of steam looking like a freight train coming at Prophet. But at the last second, Prophet moves out of the way, sending Cannon smashing into the turnbuckles. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Cannon is like a man possessed. Does he even feel anything? Prophet was pounding on him and it didn’t even phase his ass!!!
[ As Cannon stumbles backwards on shaky legs, Prophet slips behind him and delivers the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) sending Cannon to the mat and holding his noggin. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Beautiful End of Days by Prophet, but he knows he’s going to need more than that to finish Cannon off!!
[ Prophet then unleashes a series of stomps to the back of Cannon’s neck before dropping a leg. He keeps Cannon down, planting a series of knees to the same area. The big bulging muscles of Cannon’s neck and shoulders do help absorb some of the blow, but Prophet sends enough of them in that even Cannon can feel the pain. Prophet wastes no time in dragging Cannon to his feet once he feels he’s weakened enough and delivering a short arm clothesline, sending Cannon downward, the back of his head smacking the mat. Prophet patiently measures and delivers a jumping knee drop across the back of the neck. Cannon staggers back up to his feet, but Prophet jumps into the air with a leaping clothesline to take him down. Cannon doesn’t go down though. Instead, he just stumbles back a bit. Prophet knees him in the gut and goes for a shoulder block, but Cannon doesn’t go down again! Prophet hits the ropes for a third time and this time, the clothesline takes Cannon down. Prophet scrambles into a cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Cannon gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Prophet is seeing just how tough Cannon is and why it took five Stonebreakers to beat him.
[ Prophet grabs Cannon and yanks him to a standing position before shoving Cannon roughly against the ropes. It’s then that Prophet unleashes a series of chops to the broad chest of Cannon. Huge series of knife edge chops. Cannon’s chest quickly glows red from the perfectly delivered reverse knife edge chops from Prophet. But they seem to have given Cannon a bit of life. He starts to be coming back. Prophet then whips Cannon across the ropes. As Cannon rebounds, Prophet leaps in the air and delivers a drop kick to Cannon’s chest, sending Cannon to the mat. Immediately, Prophet covers, hooking the leg as the referee counts …1 …and Cannon kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet is throwing everything he’s got at Cannon and the kid still won’t go down!!! Prophet has to be wondering how much more this kid can take.
[ Prophet goes to pick Cannon up, but Cannon throws him off. Prophet quickly kips up to the middle rope to spring off with a spinning kick, but instead he’s caught in mid-air by Cannon who lifts him overhead and drives him down with a huge Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam)!!! Cannon drops Prophet with authority and the crowd lets out a gasp at the pain from the impact. Cannon’s got the pin …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Prophet just barely kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is amazing to see Mike as both men have kicked out of each other’s finishers!!!
[ Prophet staggers up to his feet, a bit in shock at how much force Cannon had on that slam but he walks right into a huge clothesline. Cannon then scoops slams him. Cannon begins hammering Prophet unmercifully. Whipping him from pillar to post with shot after shot. He lifts Prophet up and drops him down with an inverted atomic drop and then a huge headbutt. He goes for another, but Prophet slips behind him hitting a second End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! Prophet pins Cannon …1 …2 …2 ½ …but there’s a strong kick-out by Cannon. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s two!!! Two fucking End of Days and Cannon is still alive in this match!!! This Irishman has a fucking head made of cement!!!
[ Prophet brings Cannon to his feet again. Prophet places Cannon in suplex position and as Prophet goes to lift him, Cannon powers out of his grasp, landing to one knee. Cannon immediately hops to both feet as Prophet turns right in time to eat a boot in the stomach, doubling Prophet over and then delivering a second Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam)!!! Cannon covers the prone Prophet again …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Prophet manages to get his foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Now it’s Prophets turn to kick out of not one but two Total Anarchy slams!!!
[ Cannon drags Prophet back up, but Prophet rams a forearm into Cannon’s face and then drops down with another neck breaker, this time across the top rope. Prophet used the rope to slingshot Cannon’s neck backwards that time. That took a lot of the fight out of Cannon. As the big man starts to stand, Prophet runs and soccer style kicks him in the back of the neck. Cannon fights back to his feet, but Prophet kicks him behind the knee and hooks his head from behind hitting the third End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! Prophet covers Cannon …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Prophet!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Another huge win for Prophet as he continues to impress in the singles division!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, it took three End of Days to put Cannon down. Cannon is one fucking tough son of a bitch!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am hearing we have an update on the condition of Marc Fulton. Let’s head to the back and listen in.
[ The cameras zoom backstage where Steve Scott is standing by with Cindy Meyers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Steve, the night before the pay per view, your tag team partner Marc Fulton was brutally assaulted by unknown assailants sending him to the hospital. Because of that, you were forced to find a replacement in Chandler Hopkins and as we all saw things didn’t go well.
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – Yeah, we lost the match. Chandler gave it everything he had, but the beating he took the week before at the hands of Joey Ryan was pretty severe.
Cindy Meyers – Next week on Adrenaline, DDP has signed on you and Marc to face the World Tag Team champion the Guerillas of Destiny. Will Marc be healed up in time to be your tag team partner?
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – Right now he’s not ready to go. But don’t worry, I’ll be there and even if I have to take G.O.D. on by myself…
[ Just then, the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny walk into the scene with their titles draped over their shoulders. ]
Tanga – Look what we got here, it’s little Stevie.
[ Steve Scott looks nervous worried that they are about to jump him. ]
Tama – Easy buddy, we’re not here to hurt you… well at least not yet. We’ll save that shit for next week.
Tanga – What we need from you right now is to deliver a message.
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – A message? To who?
Tama – To that little bitch Bloody Mary. You tell her that if she shows up at Day of Reckoning, we’re going to put her in the hospital next to Marc.
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – You son of a…
[ Suddenly, the Lynch Mob explodes on set attacking the World Champions and all hell breaks loose backstage!!! Matt attacks Tanga while Joey pairs off with Tama as all four men beat the hell out of them!! ]
[ Security floods the scene trying to pry the four men apart as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – As this night moves on shit gets crazier and crazier!!! The Lynch Mob was brutally attacked earlier in the night and they just paid the World Tag Team champs back for their actions!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can’t wait for the Tag Team title match at the pay per view!!! These two teams are going to beat the ever-loving shit out of each other!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And to think, waiting in the wings is the Chain Gang for whoever survives this match!!! Folks, it’s time for our huge main event of the night as Alexander Stone takes on Chandler Hopkins!!! It’s champion versus champion!!! Stipulations on the line for both men!!! Harvey, take it away brother!!!
In the Main Event
Alexander Stone © vs Chandler Hopkins ©
If Chandler Hopkins wins, he becomes the new Worlds Heavyweight Champion!!!
If Alexander Stone wins, he chooses Chandler Hopkins opponent at Day of Reckoning!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is the reigning W.W.E. Television champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts out on stage as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins looks rough as his ribs are still taped up along with a bandage on his forehead. He climbs into the ring and shows off his W.W.E. Television title belt to the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hopkins has gotten his ass beaten for the past three or four weeks. If this kid was smart, he would have put off this match for a while and let him heal up.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree. This is the fallout from being the W.W.E. Television Champion. Defending that title week in and week out gives your body very little time to heal.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 251 lbs.; he is the leader of the Gold Standard and the reigning and current Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!
[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Alexander Stone marches down to the ring with his World Heavyweight title securely around his waist. The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him as he climbs into the ring takes off his jacket and tosses it to the floor. He turns back to his opponent, points at him and mouths… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You asked for this beating kid, it’s going to be my pleasure to give it to you!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champion is brimming with confidence Chris. He sees how beat up Hopkins is and he can smell blood in the water even before this match even starts.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Alexander Stone is like a machine. There’s hasn’t been a man in the Empire yet that has come close to stopping him.
[ The bell sounds and Stone looks eager to lock it up with Hopkins. Hopkins tests the ropes and paces the ring a bit. Stone leaps forward grabbing Hopkins’s arm, torquing it backwards, but Hopkins makes it to the ropes for a break. Stone gives him the clean break, but as soon as Hopkins starts to walk out of the ropes, Stone kicks Hopkins in the gut and slings him over with a snap mare. Stone runs and kicks the back of Hopkins with such force that it seems to echo throughout the arena. He then drops down, applying a side chin lock, twisting Hopkins’ head as if he’s trying to uncork a soda bottle. Hopkins starts to get back into it as the crowd cheers him on, but as soon as they get vertical, Stone jumps up with two knees to his back! Hopkins goes down and Stone puts his foot on top of him and stands over him, literally walking on Hopkins. Hopkins struggles back up to his feet and Stone kicks him in the gut again and grabs the arm once more. After a few solid wrenches, Stone sends Hopkins into the ropes and down with a shoulder block. He then walks over him a second time and now Stone gets in his face… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You’re nobody to me, junior!!! You’re out of your fucking league!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Right out of the gate Stone is dominating Hopkins!!! This was a fucking bad idea on Hopkins’ part. He’s not physically ready for a match like this.
[ As Hopkins starts to get back to his feet, Stone quickly gets the upper hand, jamming a forearm into the face of Hopkins and kicking him in the gut. He hooks him up for perhaps for a DDT, but Hopkins rams him back first into the turnbuckles. Hopkins then grabs Stone by the head and starts unleashing some hellacious punches with a flurry of hits. The fans are going crazy as Hopkins has had enough of this disrespect and continues to hammer away at Stone. Hopkins now drags Stone up, before tossing him over the top rope and out of the ring, letting out an angry roar that gets the fans even more behind him. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins has seemed to turn the tide of the match as he dumps the World champ to the floor.
[ Hopkins vaults over the ropes, with a plancha right out of the squared circle as Stone tries to crawl away! Hopkins drags Stone up, but Stone fires back with a forearm only to get caught with more clubbing blows!!! The referee starts his count …1 …2 …3 …Hopkins then drags Stone back up and launches Stone into the steel guardrail as hard as he can! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champ is reeling from that shit into the steel guardrail!!! It’s the great neutralizer for Hopkins!!
[ Stone tries to get away looking for some reprieve but Hopkins is all over him with sharp chops. …4 …5 …6 …Hopkins whips Stone into the ring apron and then charges forward, smashing a clothesline into Stone. …7 …8 …9 …and Hopkins rolls Stone into the ring and then steps over and applies a seated armbar. Hopkins cranks back on it, trying to force a submission from Stone. Stone is able to reach around with his free arm and rake the eyes of Hopkins. He then gets to his feet and catches the oncoming Hopkins with a quick face buster. Stone spins a kick into Hopkins gut and then drops him with a double arm DDT and rolls him up into a quick pin …1 …and Hopkins gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The champ rebounded quickly from the beating he took outside the ring!! He’s got a hell of an endurance level!!! Just when you think that Hopkins is back on the offensive, the champ turns things around.
[ Stone isn’t deterred and starts grinding his forearm against the throat of Hopkins. …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Stone continues this until it’s a blatant choke and the referee steps in. Hopkins gets to his feet and Stone spins a kick right into Hopkins’ face. Stone then hauls Hopkins over to the corner and follows it up with another huge chop. Stone goes for another one, but Hopkins kicks him in the gut and then charges forward with a clothesline. Hopkins lifts Stone up and sends him into the ropes for a spinebuster! The crowd pops and Hopkins starts climbing the ropes, but Stone gets back up and goes to push Hopkins off the ropes, but Hopkins jumps over Stone. Stone turns to face Hopkins but is met with a massive clothesline that sends Stone over the top rope and to the floor again!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Again Hopkins takes the fight out to the floor!!! He has to find a way to match the power of the champion!!!
[ Hopkins rolls to the outside and continues the assault with a huge uppercut to a groggy Stone as the referee starts his count …1 …2 …3!!! Hopkins is pissed and yanks Stone by his hair slamming him head-first into the announcers table several times before Stone staggers backwards and collapses against the ring apron, barely able to stand on his own two feet. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The champions knees are buckling!!! This is the biggest opportunity Hopkins has had since the match started!!!
[ Hopkins gets a head of steam and charges in, but at the last second Stone moves out of the way and Hopkins slams himself against the ring apron stomach first. …4 …5 …6 …and Hopkins quickly grabs his already damaged ribs from his fight with Joey Ryan and drops to a knee and Stone can see a golden opportunity in his sights. Stone runs and punts Hopkins in the gut, before rolling him in for the cover …1 …2 …and Hopkins gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins has a huge fucking target on those already damaged ribs!!! You can see the excruciating pain on the Television champions face!!!
[ Stone still knows he has the advantage and lifts Hopkins up into the air and down across his knee in a gut buster! He then rolls him over again as the referee counts …1 …2 …and Hopkins kicks out again!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champ knows that Hopkins is in a bad way. He needs to stay on him!!!
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Just stay down and this beating will be over. Don’t make me hurt you!!!
[ Hopkins is trying to fight back, but his ribs are still injured from the last few weeks. Hopkins staggers up to his feet, but Stone knees him in the gut and spins him around with a neck breaker. Stone covers him up …1 …2 …and another kickout by Hopkins! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I don’t know where Hopkins is finding the strength to kick out!! Those ribs have to be busted!!!
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – I warned you!!! I told you to just stay down!!! Now you’ve made me do it!!! Remember, this is what you asked for!!!
[ Stone lifts Hopkins up and drives him into the mat with the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone’s got Hopkins covered again …1 …2 …2 7/8 …but no!!! Hopkins shoots his shoulder up at the last second. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just stay down kid!!! Stay down and live to fight another fucking day!!
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You’re done!!! I’m going to fucking break you in two!!!
[ Stone quickly converts the pin attempt into hits the Money Maker (ankle lock submission)!!! Hopkins screams in pain as he tries his best to reach any of the ropes, but they are just too damn far away!!! Stone pulls Hopkins back to the center of the ring and drops down wrapping his own legs around the leg of Hopkins wrenching back even more The sold out crowd watches as Hopkins screams in pain as his ankle is twisted in odd angles!!! Hopkins has no choice but to tap out!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, and still the Worlds Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This match was good, but you could see that Hopkins was in no condition to challenge the World Champion. Now he’s going to have to move on to the pay per view in two weeks to face the challenger of Stone’s choosing!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You gotta give Hopkins’ credit, the kids got a big fucking heart!!
[ Alexander Stone marches over to Harvey Weinstein and rips the mic from his hands. Stone back-peddles up the ramp, adjusting his World title on his shoulder. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hold on Chris, Stones got a mic.
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You know what Chandler? A deal’s a deal right. You lost the match and now I get to pick your opponent at Day of Reckoning for your W.W.E. Television title!!!
[ Stone smiles as he watches Chandler struggle to get up. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You wont have to wait to the pay per view…
[ Chandler tries to use the middle rope to get to his feet when suddenly the crowd pops to their feet as Hopkins is attacked from behind by Raven Horse!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy fuck, Alexander Stone just played his hand!!! He’s picked raven Horse to challenge Chandler for his Television title!!!
[ Raven Horse pounces on the beaten Television Champion and locks in his Halo (The Crippler Crossface)!!! ]
[ The referee’s flood the ring prying Raven Horse off of Hopkins. The show goes off the air as Raven Horse stands over the beaten body of Chandler Hopkins as he raises the W.W.E. Television title high in the air!!! ]