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Live from the sold-out Smoothie King Center in New Orleans, Louisiana
Monday Night July 26th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Evening everyone and thanks for tuning in. Phillip, what a night of action we have in store for the great fans of the Empire tonight.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s right partner. We have five incredible matches tonight with two even more amazing tag team rematches that will settle old scores.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s right Phillip. The first will be a rematch of a tag team match we saw just last week on Adrenaline where the Hooligans fought the Golden BoyZ to a time limit draw. But it was what happened after the match that caught us all off guard as Tony Tran unleashed Hell on Earth as his Golden BoyZ decimated the Hooligans.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This is a match that I am sure the Hooligans have been dying to have to get their hands on the Golden BoyZ and exact them some payback!!! Buddy, in the second tag team match we are going to see the three-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions Medusa Complex take on the team that shocked the world back on May thirteenth right here on Afterburn in S.E.X.!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Medusa Complex has taken a number of lumps over the past few months, but the most bitter had to be when they lost to Spice and Katie Forbes right here on national television!!! Tonight, the champs get their shot at redemption!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Those are going to be great matches, but that’s not all. We also have the return of Holidead, as she makes her return from that dislocated knee injury that she suffered in her match against Malia Hosaka as she goes one on one against the best in the Empire in Amber Nova.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You have to believe that Amber Nova is going to test that knee out right away and see if Holidead is one hundred percent or maybe, just maybe she came back too early.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In a big fight match, we will be treated to a match between STIXX and Kahagas where both men are jockeying for position in both the United States and TV title rankings.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s right. Both of these men are hungry as Kahagas sits as the number five contender to Tank Edge’s United States Heavyweight title while STIXX is currently the number two contender to Psycho Messiah’s Television title. What’s crazy to think is that neither man will be featured at the upcoming Summer Stampede pay per view in just six nights.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That is unbelievable to think that two men that are on such great runs won’t be featured at the pay per view. But that isn’t all. Our opening match features two men that are in desperate needs of winning tonight’s match as the cut line looms large over both of them in just five short weeks. Let’s go to the ring as Tiger King and Funny Bones do battle not just for the pay day, but possibly to keep their spot on the roster!!!
Tiger King vs Funny Bones
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 188 lbs., this is… Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Here’s Tiger King folks. The young man has had a rough start to his career here in the Empire as he comes into this match with a poultry three and nine record.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If my math is right, Tiger King needs to win two out of his next three matches and the odd match out must end in a draw for him to stay employed. Anything less and he will need to rely on winning a Lethal Lottery match and capturing a championship. What are the odds?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 215 lbs.; he is… “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at the referee. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Funny Bones comes into this match with a slight better record of four and nine, but he is also, still under the cut line.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just like Tiger King, he is also under that dreaded cut line; but he has a much easier path as he just needs to win two out of three of his remaining matches to lock down a roster spot. For each of these men, this match is a huge stepping stone for what’s to come.
[ The bell rings and Tiger King tries for an enzuigiri, but Funny Bones steps out of the way and comes off the ropes, but Tiger King hits Funny Bones with a stiff clothesline that drops him. Tiger King goes for the quick pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That clothesline nearly knocked Funny Bones’ mask clean off!!!
[ Tiger King climbs to the top rope and hits the Phoenix Splash on Funny Bones. Tiger King rolls him up, pulling the tights as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is exactly the problem I have with this kid. I never taught him to cheat like this!!!
[ Tiger King drives a high knee into Funny Bones. Tiger King whips Funny Bones into the ropes and Funny Bones hits Tiger King with a shoulderblock. Funny Bones hits a gutbuster on Tiger King. Funny Bones covers Tiger King as he too pulls the tights and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tiger King gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That shoulderblock rocked the much smaller Tiger King as he barely gets his shoulder up!!!
[ Funny Bones uses an armdrag takedown on Tiger King. Funny Bones punches Tiger King. Tiger King chops Funny Bones. Tiger King punches Funny Bones. Tiger King goes for a springboard armdrag, but Funny Bones steps out of the way and he hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Tiger King. Funny Bones hits a DDT on Tiger King. Funny Bones attempts a bulldog, but Tiger King throws him off. Tiger King whips Funny Bones into the ropes and Funny Bones drives a lariat into Tiger King. Funny Bones sets Tiger King up and hits the Demon Driver (The One-Winged Angel) on him. Funny Bones goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:02:35
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Funny Bones!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway –Relatively quick and easy win tonight for the man they call Funny Bones as he moves to five and nine and most importantly gets that most important first win out of the way.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Great win for Funny Bones, but unfortunately it puts all hopes to bed that Tiger King is going to be able to hold onto his roster spot.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The only saving grace is that in order to stay on the roster now, he’s going to have to win a Lethal Lottery match at the next pay per view event in September. Caristico, I am getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by with the World Tag Team champions the Chain Gang and their manager Salena. Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing by with the World Tag Team Champions the Chain Gang along with their manager Salena. ]
Cindy Meyers - Guys, you once again have a huge title defense at the upcoming Summer Stampede pay per view in just six nights. How does this match against the Guerillas of Destiny differ from any of the other matches against them?
Eddie O'Shay - What's different about this match? There's nothing different. It's the same old tired shit over and over and over again. The so-called Gold Standard gets handed another World Tag Team title shot and once again we're forced to embarrass them on worldwide television.
Jake Owens - G.O.D., don't the two of you boys get tired of getting your asses beat down pay per view after pay per view? Don't the two of you get tired of looking up from the mat as we stand over you with our World Tag Team title belts high overhead.
"The Manager of Champions" Salena - Guerillas, we have a proposition for you. This back-and-forth crap have got to end. Nobody wants to see us beat you week after week, pay per view after pay per view. The World Wrestling Empire is getting tired of the same old crap and honestly, we are tired of it too. We almost feel sorry for you that you come so close, but always seem to find a way to fail. So, here's our offer. You beat us, we will forfeit our rematch clause for as long as you hold the titles. But... if we beat you again, and we will; we want you to forfeit your rematch clause for as long as we hold the titles. Be real men and not only give the people what they want but give them what they deserve.
Cindy Meyers – Guys, you heard it here first. A massive stipulation thrown down for the Guerillas. We can’t wait to hear what their response is. Back to you.
[ The show cuts back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a game changer that will be if the Guerillas agree to that stipulation. Neither team will be able to challenge for the World Tag Team titles as long as the other team holds the belts.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems to me that the Chain Gang are tired of facing the Guerillas month after month and maybe, just maybe; they know that sooner or later the Guerillas are going to find a way to beat them and take the titles away from them.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, our next match pits the Golden BoyZ under the leadership of Tony Tran taking on the Hooligans who took the Golden BoyZ to the limit draw last week on Adrenaline. It was there also, that Tony Tran orchestrated a brutal attack on the Hooligans. Tonight, just isn’t about wins and losses, it’s about payback!!! Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions.
The Golden BoyZ vs The Hooligans
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 462 lbs., Reno and Scum; they are… the Hooligans!!!
[ The crowd doesn’t know whether to boo or cheer these two odd individuals as “We are Scum” by Reno and Scum blares across the arena as the tag team duo of Reno and Scum make their way down to the ring and climb in, pacing around waiting for their opponents. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Hooligans come into this match with a three and seven record and are walking that fine line bordering on being cut from the roster. A win tonight will go a long way to solidifying a spot on the roster for the rest of the year.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I tell you what, if these guys can stay focused, they can beat the Golden BoyZ. But they can’t let Tony Tran’s bullshit get in their heads!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents!!! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran and weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., Jake and Dave Anderson; they are… The Golden BoyZ!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here are the Golden BoyZ led to the ring by their manager Tony Tran. How these two superstars ever got entwined with Tran is anyone’s guess.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I haven’t known Tony Tran for long, but those I have talked to that have known him for a while tell me that he’s been a snake in the grass for years!!! This guy’s all about himself and he can’t be trusted.
[ Reno and Jake start the match off as they lock up and Reno quickly locks Jake in a sleeperhold. Jake tries to escape the hold as he fights through the pain. Jake is inching his way towards the ropes and finally makes it to the ropes. Reno launches Jake across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex. Reno goes for a headbutt, but Jake blocks it. Jake goes for a gutbuster, but Reno counters it with a front-layout suplex. Reno drives a headbutt into Jake that drops him to the mat. Reno covers Jake as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Reno with those massive headbutts just rocked Jake Anderson to the core!!!
[ Reno complains to the referee about a slow count. Reno then nails Jake with a backbreaker. Reno tags out to Scum. Dave enters the ring, but gets cut off. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double fist to the midsection. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double backdrop. Dave gets back up, but gets cut off. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double kick to the midsection. Dave gets back up, but gets cut off. Scum and Reno hit Jake with a double brain buster. Reno leaves the ring. Scum attempts a second rope elbowdrop, but Jake rolls out of the way. Dave enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake and Dave whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double clothesline. Dave leaves the ring. Jake uses an armdrag takedown on Scum. Jake hits an atomic drop on Scum. Jake nails a dropkick to the knee of Scum. Jake goes for a forearm choke, but Scum blocks it. Scum tries for a backbreaker, but Jake counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of the head. Jake hits a gutbuster on Scum. Jake covers Scum as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Scum kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The action is off the charts right now as both teams are using double team tactics to wear down their opponents.
[ Jake whips Scum into the turnbuckle. Scum comes back, but is met with a stiff kick to the midsection. Jake whips Scum into the ropes, but Scum reverses it. Scum misses with a kick and Jake goes for a clothesline, but Scum counters it with a crucifix pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Jake had all the momentum, but Scum was quick on the draw as he countered with a nice crucifix pin attempt for the two count.
[ Scum tags out to Reno. Reno and Scum hit Jake with a double chop. Scum drives a Discus Punch into Jake. Reno hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Jake. Scum leaves the ring. Reno drives another headbutt on Jake. Scum enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave enters the ring, but gets cut off. Reno and Scum hit Jake with a double dropkick. Scum leaves the ring. Reno hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Jake as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Reno with another stiff headbutt followed up by a huge buckle bomb rocks Jake Anderson. He needs to get the tag out to his brother who is desperately screaming for the tag.
[ Jake springs to his feet and makes a diving tag out to his brother Dave. Dave hits a backslide pin attempt on Reno as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Reno kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The desperate tag to his brother Dave led to that quick backside pin attempt on Reno who never saw it coming.
[ Jake rolls out of the ring. Dave whips Reno into the ropes and Reno drives a clothesline into Dave. Reno sends Dave into the turnbuckle and Reno charges into the corner, but Dave lifts his leg. Dave attempts to place Reno on the turnbuckle, but Reno blocks it. Dave runs into the ropes and hits Reno with a shoulderblock. Dave goes for a backbreaker, but Reno counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Reno runs into the ropes, but Dave hits Reno with a clothesline that sends Reno tumbling out of the ring. Dave goes through the ropes after him and they're brawling around the ringside area. ...1 ...2 ...Dave drives a fist to the midsection of Reno. Reno and Dave roll back into the ring. Dave springs to his feet and drives a European uppercut into Reno. Dave whips Reno into the ropes and Dave hits Reno with a back elbow. Dave drives a Discus lariat into Reno. Reno drives repeated headbutts onto Dave. Reno drives a back elbow onto Dave. Reno whips Dave into the ropes and Reno hits Dave with a spinning back elbow. Reno uses an armdrag takedown on Dave. Reno attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Dave counters it with a low blow. Dave tags out to his brother Jake. Jake uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Reno. Jake goes for an uppercut, but Reno steps out of the way and nails Jake with a spinning backbreaker. Reno whips Jake into the ropes and Reno hits Jake with a drop kick. Reno hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Jake. Reno whips Jake into the ropes, but Jake reverses it and hits him with a Gorilla Press Slam.
Jake covers Reno as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Reno kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Anderson brothers have done a nice job of keeping Reno isolated from his tag team partner Scum for a while now. He may want to think about wanting to get the fresh man in there.
[ Reno gets back to his feet and nails Jake with a gutbuster. Reno goes for a dropkick, but Jake steps out of the way. Jake tags out to Dave. Dave and Jake whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double chop. Jake leaves the ring. Dave tries for a back elbow, but Reno ducks out of the way. Reno goes for a forearm choke in the corner, but Dave blocks it. Dave whips Reno into the ropes and Reno attempts a clothesline, but Dave counters it with a hiptoss. Dave sets him up and nails Reno with a Cradle DDT for the win as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a crushing DDT by Dave Anderson on the much larger Reno!!! I’m shocked Reno got his shoulder up!!!
[ Dave nails Reno with a diving top rope elbowsmash. Dave attempts a Shining Wizard, but Reno rolls out of the way. Reno hits a gutwrench suplex on Dave. Reno catches Dave in an arm grapevine submission as Dave inches his way towards the ropes and desperately grabs them. Reno hits a belly-to-back suplex on Dave. Reno attempts a bulldog, but Dave blocks it and uses a go-behind on Reno. Dave uses an armbar takedown on Reno. Dave hits a dropkick to the knee of Reno. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum enters the ring, but gets cut off. Jake hits a bodyslam on Reno. Jake rolls out of the ring. Reno runs into the ropes, but Dave hits a football tackle on Reno. Dave attempts an eye gouge, but Reno blocks it and drives an uppercut into Dave. Reno hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Dave. Reno drives a kick to the midsection of Dave. Reno goes for the Scum City Driver (Slingshot into a Death Valley Driver), but Dave counters it with a Canadian Destroyer!!! Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double back elbow. Dave and Jake nail Reno with a double belly-to-back suplex. Scum enters the ring, but gets cut off. Dave and Jake whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double clothesline. Scum gets back up and lays out Jake. Reno and Scum hit Dave with a double back fist. Scum leaves the ring. Reno whips Dave into the ropes and Dave tries for a spear, but Reno counters it with a failed back body drop and in turn, Dave counters it with a sunset flip into a pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Reno kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man these two teams are laying it all on the line tonight as you can just feel the hatred for one another after last weeks beat down!!!
[ Tony Tran complains to the referee about a slow count. Dave goes for a gutbuster, but Reno blocks it. Reno goes for an atomic drop, but Dave blocks it. Dave punches Reno. Dave chops Reno. Dave drives a fist to the midsection of Reno. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake goes for a Discus lariat, but Reno ducks out of the way. Jake rolls out of the ring. Reno hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Dave. Reno whips Dave into the ropes and Dave uses a duck-down move on Reno followed by a fist to the midsection of Reno. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake whip Reno into the ropes as they attempt to hit Reno with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Jake leaves the ring. Reno hits a dropkick on Dave. Reno tags out to Scum. Jake enters the ring and lays out Reno. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double fist to the midsection. Jake leaves the ring. Dave goes for a bodyslam, but Scum blocks it. Scum whips Dave into the ropes and Scum hits Dave with a clothesline that sends Dave sailing out of the ring. Scum rolls out under the bottom rope going after him. Tony Tran comes from behind, but Scum nails Tony Tran with a straight right to the jaw. Dave goes for a cradle suplex, but Scum counters it with a massive back elbow. Scum drives Dave into the steel ringsteps. Scum hits an elbowdrop on Dave from the ring apron. Scum rolls Dave back into the ring. Scum catches Dave in a chokehold against the ropes as Joey Jiles warns Scum to let go. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and the bell rings as the time limit has expired!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The last thing the Hooligans need right now is to get DQ’d out of this match. They are not just fighting for payback, but they are fighting for their careers here in the Empire!!!
[ Joey Jiles decides to let the match continue. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum and Reno whip Dave into the ropes and they hit Dave with a double clothesline. Reno leaves the ring. Scum drives an uppercut onto Dave. Scum hits a running double knee smash onto Dave. Scum drives a knee to the midsection of Dave. Scum hits the Scum City Driver (Slingshot into a Death Valley Driver) on Dave and he goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Dave kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Scum looks stunned as he really thought that he had the three count and that this match was over!!!
[ Scum drives a European uppercut onto Dave. Scum punches Dave. Dave chops Scum. Scum punches Dave. Dave chops Scum. Dave kicks Scum. Scum hits Dave. Dave punches Scum. Dave kicks Scum. Scum punches Dave. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake enters the ring, but gets cut off. Scum and Reno whip Dave into the ropes and they attempt to hit Dave with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move and he hits them with a double clothesline!!! Reno rolls out of the ring. Dave drives a European uppercut onto Scum. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake takes Scum down with a bodyslam. Dave nails Scum with a top rope diving elbowsmash. Dave and Jake hit Scum with a double backbreaker. Jake leaves the ring. Dave goes for a forearm choke, but Scum blocks it. Scum runs into the ropes and drives a lariat onto Dave. Scum goes for a big punch, but Dave blocks it. Dave attempts a sleeperhold, but Scum counters it with a go-behind and uses a waistlock takedown on Dave. Scum hits the Curb Stomp on Dave. Scum throws Dave into the turnbuckle and uses a boot choke against the ropes on Dave. Joey Jiles warns Scum to let go. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and he lets go right before the referee calls for the DQ!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s twice now that Scum has flirted with disaster almost getting his team disqualified. Someone needs to reign in that hot head!!!
[ Scum goes for a backbreaker, but Dave counters it with a facerake. Dave runs into the ropes and Scum hits Dave with a back body drop. Scum catches Dave in a sleeperhold and Dave is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dave is struggling to reach the ropes and finally grabs them forcing Scum to let go. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum and Reno whip Dave into the ropes and they attempt to hit Dave with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Reno leaves the ring. Dave drives a spear into Scum. Dave drives a back elbow into Scum. Dave tags out to Jake. Reno enters the ring and lays out Dave. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double dropkick. Reno leaves the ring. Scum locks Jake in another chokehold in the corner as Joey Jiles warns Scum to let go. The referee counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Reno rolls into the ring and forces Scum to let go!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems that the big man has more common sense than Scum does. If they get disqualified, their careers here in the Empire are just about over!!! They need this win tonight to keep their hopes alive!!!
[ Reno leaves the ring as Scum takes Jake down with an Exploder suplex. Scum runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Jake. Scum runs into the ropes and Jake hits Scum with a back body drop. Jake goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Scum turns in mid-air and lands on him for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a big match feel this has tonight as both teams are putting on a wrestling clinic right now!!! You can sense that neither team wants to lose this fight.
[ Scum tries for a headbutt, but Jake blocks it. Jake goes for a dropkick, but Scum steps out of the way. Scum hits a neckbreaker on Jake. Scum goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake reaches out grabbing the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Scum snapped off that quick neckbreaker and somehow Jake Anderson has the ring awareness to grab ahold of the bottom rope breaking the count.
[ Scum attempts a sleeperhold, but Jake counters it with a jawbreaker. Jake catches Scum in a boot choke against the ropes as Joey Jiles warns Jake to let go. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...4 ½ ...and again Reno has to climb into the ring and force Scum to let go!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Reno and Scum are having words right now as the bigger man is trying to calm his partner down and get control of himself!!!
[ Jake sneaks up from behind and goes for a cradle suplex, but Scum counters it with a knee lock submission. Jake is valiantly trying to break the hold and eventually grabs the ropes. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double back body drop. Reno leaves the ring. Scum hits a running double knee smash on Jake right to the face. Scum hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Jake. Scum goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jake counters it with a go-behind and attempts a Shining Wizard, but Scum blocks it and goes for a back elbow, but Jake ducks out of the way and attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Scum twists and turns in mid-air and lands on him for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, you would think these two teams are fighting it out for the World Tag Team titles right now the way they are going at it.
[ Scum runs into the ropes and hits Jake with a pump kick. Scum attempts a cannonball senton, but Jake rolls out of the way. Jake takes Scum down with an armbar takedown. Jake runs into the ropes and hits Scum with a drop kick. Jake takes Scum down with a bodyslam. Jake hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Scum. Jake drives a chop into Scum. Jake tags out to Dave. Reno enters the ring, but gets cut off. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double clothesline. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double fist to the midsection. Jake leaves the ring. Dave slaps Scum. Dave goes for a release German suplex, but Scum counters it with a go-behind and drives a lariat onto Dave. Scum tags out to Reno. Reno throws Dave over the top ropes and out of the ring. Reno goes for a flying knee strike off the ring apron, but Dave ducks out of the way. Dave hits a super kick on Reno. Dave drives Reno into the steel ringpost. Dave DDT’s Reno onto the concrete floor. Jake comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dave and Jake hits a double suplex on Reno through the announcer’s table. The two men are celebrating when Scum stage dives off the top of the ringpost and hits them with a Car Crash Crossbody that wipes all of them out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Scum is insane!!! Talk about high risk, high reward moves!!!
[ Scum stands on one of the chairs as he pumps the crowd up, but Tony Tran has seen enough as he hits Scum with a steel chair!!! Joey Jiles sees it go down and he disqualifies the Golden BoyZ!!! ]
Time of match: 0:25:37
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, the Hooligans!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Hooligans needed this win tonight because with this win, they just creep over the cut line and keep their hopes alive for securing a roster spot.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I thought Tony Tran was supposed to be helping the Golden BoyZ, not costing them matches like that!!! All he just did was get his team closer to the cut line with two matches to go!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back as our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with the hotly sought-after Travis Blake.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to Travis Blake. ]
Cindy Meyers – Travis, thank you for joining me tonight. You are just six nights away from your biggest match since joining the Empire as you face the former World Champion Alexander Stone for the Number One Contendership to the World Heavyweight title and a guaranteed title shot down the road. How are you approaching this monumental match-up against an opponent such as Alexander Stone?
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – How am I approaching this match? It’s the same as I approach any other match. I am going to step into that ring and beat the hell out of him.
Cindy Meyers – Well, aren’t you afraid of him? This is Alexander Stone we’re talking about. He’s a former…
[ Travis waves his hand in her face. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – Afraid? Are you frigging kidding me? Look at me Cindy. Look at this body. Look at my chiseled physique. Look at my face!!! The “Face of the Empire” I may add. I am the hottest God damn commodity on the market right now. Everyone wants a piece of me, and everyone wants to be just like me!!! I think even you want to be with me. I’ve got managers lined up outside my condo waiting just to talk to me.
[ Just then Dario Cueto walks onto the set. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – What do you want? Wait, let me guess. You want to be my manager too?
Dario Cueto – My name is Dario Cueto. I own Lucha Underground out of Los Angeles California.
[ Travis’s eyes pop open wide. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – Los Angeles? As in Hollywood? TV deals? Movies?
Dario Cueto – Let’s talk about what I can do for you, my friend. I have many connections in Hollywood.
[ The show shits back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It now seems that we can add Dario Cueto to the long and ever-growing list of managers here in the Empire that are seeking to help Travis.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’ve known Dario Cueto for years. He can be a manipulative son of a bitch. But when it comes to making money, this man knows what he’s doing. He will use every contact in Hollywood to get Travis TV and movie deals. There’s no doubt about that.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for another huge grudge match as the three-time Women’s Champions look to exact some revenge on S.E.X. for the loss they took to them months ago. Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions!!!
S.E.X. vs Medusa Complex
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 283 lbs, Katie Forbes and Spice, they are… S.E.X.!!!
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the two women walk down to the ring hand in hand. They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nobody would have believed it when these two women teamed up, but they are walking into this match with a four and two record and are currently the Number One Contender’s to the Women’s World Tag Team titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – To say they have stunned even the most knowledgeable wrestling fans is an understatement. There’s no way that anyone would have thought that they would have come so far so fast, but they have and there’s no denying their ranking. A win tonight would lock in a future title shot!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 234 lbs., Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie; they are the three-time Women’s World tag Team Champions… they are… Medusa Complex!!
[ “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie rocks the arena as the fans cheer on the very popular Medusa Complex. The two women make their way to the ring and climb in showing off their Women’s World Tag Team titles!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, nobody has held the Women’s World Tag Team titles like Medusa Complex have!!! To say they are the three-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions is a huge statement in today’s Empire!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I couldn’t agree more Phillip. With teams like Bloody Mary and Havok, the Canadian Ninjas, Caged Heat and newcomers the Heartbreakers; it’s a hell of a feat they have accomplished in the past seven plus months.
[ The bell rings and Katie and Millie lock up. Katie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Spice and Katie whip Millie into the ropes and they hit Millie with a double dropkick to the knee. Spice and Katie whip Millie into the ropes and they hit Millie with a double clothesline. Charli enters the ring and throws Katie out of the ring. Charli attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but Spice counters it with a legsweep takedown. Katie hits a dropkick from the second rope on Millie. Spice hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Millie. Katie nails Millie with a dropkick from the second rope. Spice attempts an enzuigiri, but Millie steps out of the way. Charli leaves the ring. Millie runs into the ropes, but Spice and Millie get hit with a double clothesline. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These four women are starting the match off like a house of fire!!! At this point it seems neither team cares about winning or losing right now.
[ Katie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Spice and Katie whip Millie into the ropes and they hit Millie with a double clothesline. Charli enters the ring, but gets cut off. Spice and Katie whip Millie into the ropes and they hit Millie with a double dropkick to the knee. Katie nails Millie with a running high knee. Spice nails Millie with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Katie leaves the ring. Spice hits a superkick on Millie. Spice tags out to Katie. Katie drives a roundhouse kick into Millie. Katie hits the 6-1-9 on Millie. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just like the last time these two teams collided, neither Millie nor Charli has any answers for these two women!!!
[ Katie hits a top rope diving elbowdrop on Millie. Katie runs into the ropes and Millie hits Katie with a drop kick. Millie hits a ripcord cutter on Katie. Millie uses a legsweep on Katie. Millie hits a sling-blade on Katie. Millie tags out to Charli. Charli and Millie whip Katie into the ropes and they attempt to hit Katie with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The champions are on spaghetti legs right now as they are seeing nothing but stars after that huge headsmash!!!
[ Suddenly, Caged Heat runs down the ramp and hits the ring!! ]
[ Both women springboard off the top rope and wipe out Charli and Millie with double clotheslines!!! Yali Sapphire calls for the DQ as Katie and Spice get right in Loca and Delta’s faces. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We’re about to see an explosive confrontation between S.E.X. and Caged Heat!!!
[ Millie and Charli roll out of the ring, grabbing their title belts and stumbling up the ramp when Diamond Dallas Page walks out on stage. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Ladies, ladies please; get a grip.
[ The crowd goes wild!!! ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – I get the feeling that the three of you really want a piece of each other so here’s what we’re going to do. At Summer Stampede, it’s going to be a Triple Threat Match for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!! See you Sunday night ladies!!!
Time of match: 0:02:46
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Medusa Complex!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What incredible news coming from the General Manager DDP as he just made the Women’s World Tag Team match a triple threat match!!! It will now be Medusa Complex defending their titles against both Caged Heat and S.E.X.!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Things don’t get any easier for Medusa Complex, do they? With the mandatory title defense against Caged Heat, DDP has now added a new wrinkle to the mix as S.E.X. has been added to the match!!! It’s anyone’s ballgame now!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, Cindy Meyers is standing by with the TV champion Psycho Messiah. Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to the W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, I am joined by the W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah. Messiah, first off; congratulations on your big win at Red, White and Bruised where you defeated Raven Horse for the TV title in-which Shane McMahon seemingly came to your aid and stopped Raven Horse from walking out of your match and screwing you out of the championship.
The W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah – Yeah, that’s what I thought too until he signed this bullshit match against three other guys at Summer Stampede. What’s the deal with that? Either Shane’s on my side, or he’s not. There’s no in-between. I’m not playing these games, jumping through hoops like some of these ass clowns do around here.
[ Messiah is interrupted as the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon walks onto the set. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – You know, I’ve been in this business for a long time. Hell, I’ve ran my own company for years and it never fails to amaze me how pompous and arrogant guys like you can be.
The W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah – Shane…
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – No, let me finish. You had your time, now let me have mine. You see, at the pay per view, I didn’t come out to help you win the title, or screw over Raven Horse. I came out because I was sick and tired of all the bullshit that Raven Horse was doing as champion. I wanted a fair and just match where we would get a clear-cut winner. This was never about you, or how I feel about you as a wrestler.
The W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah – Listen man…
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – No, I’m not done yet. At Summer Stampede I put together one hell of a TV title match. Some of the biggest undercard names are going to be gunning for your title, so instead of bitching and complaining about how you think I screwed you over putting you in a Fatal Four-way title defense; I suggest you study up on your opponents and get ready because it’s going to be one hell of a match. Oh, and if this match is too much for you; we can always make it a Triple Threat and you can vacate the title right now.
[ Shane looks dead into Messiah’s eyes that are full of rage. ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah – Nah, I’m good boss. I’m good.
[ Shane grins at Messiah and pats him on the back mocking him. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – See, that wasn’t so bad; was it? See you later, champ.
[ Shane walks off leaving Psycho Messiah even more pissed off as the show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the broadcast table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You get the feeling that Shane was trying to put Messiah in his place?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I did get that feeling, but what I know of Psycho Messiah; and it’s very little; he’s not a man to be screwed with. If I was Shane, I would watch my back!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our next match and it pits STIXX versus Kahagas. This should be a good hard-hitting match-up. Let’s go back to the ring for more, great; in ring action.
Kahagas vs STIXX
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 235 lbs., he is… STIXX!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The past few months, STIXX has done a great job of getting back into title contention after getting off to a dismal start to his career here in the Empire. I have to say it was his match with Tony Tran that relaunched his success.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have to give credit where credit is due and thanks to Tony Tran getting his ass kicked at Day of Reckoning back in April it did springboard STIXX in the right direction. Thanks Tony.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs.; he is… “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Tokyo Monster” makes his way down to the ring!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Kahagas comes into this match with pretty good six and eight record; but even more curious is why he assisted Tanka and Yomi-no-Kuni Thursday night on Afterburn.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have to believe it has something to do with their past and maybe they know of each other back in Japan. But I’m just guessing right now. I really have no clue.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. STIXX goes for a gutbuster, but Kahagas counters with a belly-to-belly suplex that sends STIXX flying out of the ring. Kahagas springboards off the top rope and missile drop kicks STIXX into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...STIXX is stunned as Kahagas hits the Monster Driver (pumphandle half nelson driver) on STIXX onto the steel ring steps!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The sheer brutality of Kahagas is unmeasurable right now as he’s taking it right at the bigger opponent!!!
[ ...3 ...4 ...Kahagas shoves STIXX into the ring apron. Kahagas drives a lariat into STIXX. ...5 ...6 ...Kahagas tries a frog splash off the top of the ring post, but STIXX catches Kahagas and slams him into the steel ringpost. ...1 ...2 ...STIXX launches Kahagas across the announcers table wiping out all the monitors. ...3 ...4 ...STIXX goes for a European uppercut, but Kahagas counters it with three straight kicks to the midsection. Kahagas launches STIXX into the steel guardrail. ...5 ...6 ...Kahagas attempts a jumping front kick, but STIXX catches him and powerbombs him into the third row of fans!!! ...7 ...8 ...STIXX rolls back into the ring. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – STIXX just launched Kahagas three rows deep into the see of Empire fans who are going absolutely nuts right now. I can’t even see him out there!!!
[ Ken Peterson counts to ten and counts Kahagas out!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:31
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by countout, STIXX!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This match lasted three and a half minutes, with three of those minutes being outside the ring!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Too bad we didn’t have a Hardcore division because these two guys would eat it up!!! Can you picture these two guys in Death Matches? It would be insane!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s take it to the back where our colleague Cindy Meyers is standing by with the former Women’s National Champion Shanna Furguson.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to the new number one contender to the Women’s World title, Shanna Furguson. ]
Cindy Meyers – Shanna, last week we all watched as Thunder Rosa was defeated under very questionable circumstances to Solo Darling that seemingly cost her the World title shot at Summer Stampede against Amber Nova.
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Questionable circumstances. She lost the damn match. End of story. Her loss is my gain and if she’s got as problem with that you can tell her to step up.
[ Thunder Rosa storms onto the set pissed off. ]
Thunder Rosa – You think that this is some kind of joke? I lost my title shot because Amber Nova tied my feet together with the headset cables. She didn’t want to face me because she’s afraid of me. She’s knows that I can beat her ass and that I’m the biggest threat to her title.
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Is that a fact? Did you bother looking at the rankings today because I’m the next in line!!!
Thunder Rosa – We will see about that!!!
[ Shanna watches as Thunder Rosa storms off and the show goes back to Phillip and Caristico ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Even though Shanna is now set to face Amber Nova for the Women’s World title in just six days, it seems to not be sitting too well with Thunder Rosa as she got screwed out of her title shot when she lost to Solo Darling.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Under the tutelage of Reverend Azazel, Solo has become one evil bitch; if I can say that on television. I preferred her when she was the struggling babyface instead of this crazed bitch gimmick.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event and it features the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova taking on the returning Holidead. This should be a great match. Let’s return to the ring one last time for our featured match of the evening.
Amber Nova vs Holidead
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the two-time Women’s World Champion and is a member of the Gold Standard, this is… “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber Nova is not a woman that is going to mince words. She’s going to say it how it is and if you don’t like it, prove her wrong.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I hate to say it but she is that damn good. She comes into this match being the first woman to ten wins and she’s only been beaten twice in singles competition. Once against Bloody Mary and the second loss came in stunning fashion to Su Yim. On a side note, I would love to see her back in the day against Casey Parker, Gail Kim or even Samantha Skylar. Those would have been epic matches!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by Tito Escobar, Los Vipers and Mil Muertes; she weighs in at 188 lbs., this is… Holidead!!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos as “Little Miss Scare-All" by Type O Negative explodes through the arena and the Cartel marches down to the ring and climb in. Los Vipers mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold out crowd as Holidead drops to her knees and raises her arms in the air with a smile on her face and Tito arms spread out wide!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here comes Holidead. The last time we saw her was about a month ago in a match against Malia Hosaka where she dislocated her knee cap that put her on the shelf while she healed up.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – And you can still see that she’s not one hundred percent right now as she wears that knee brace for extra support. Talk about putting a target on yourself.
[ The bell rings and Holidead goes right to the ropes and attempts an Asai moonsault, but Nova catches her and counters it with an attempted Tombstone Piledriver; but in turn, Holidead counters it with a sleeper hold. Amber is struggling to reach the ropes as she valiantly tries to break the hold and finally gets ahold of the ropes. Holidead catches Nova in an ankle lock submission as Nova again inches her way towards the ropes reaching out and grabbing them. Holidead attempts a corner forearm smash, but Nova ducks out of the way. Nova drives a European uppercut into Holidead. Nova chops Holidead. Nova punches Holidead. Holidead punches Nova. Holidead chops Nova. Nova chops Holidead. Nova hits Holidead. Nova tries for a bulldog, but Holidead counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Holidead hits a roundhouse kick on Nova. Holidead puts Nova in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Nova reaches the ropes. Holidead drives a corner forearm smash into Nova. Holidead nails a dropkick to the right knee of Nova. Holidead catches Nova in a sleeperhold. Nova tries to escape the hold. Nova is writhing in pain. Ken Peterson checks Nova's arm. He lifts it... it stays up! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Holidead is busting out numerous variations of submission holds as she tries to get the champion to tap out.
[ Nova fights her way out of the hold. Nova uses a springboard armdrag on Holidead. Nova hits a rolling cutter on Holidead. Holidead springs to her feet and drives a superkick into Nova. Holidead hits a top rope twisting moonsault on Nova. Holidead covers Nova as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Nova gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I think this version of Holidead has caught Amber Nova a little off her game tonight. Holidead is showing little signs of that injured knee.
[ Holidead whips Nova into the ropes and hits Nova with a clothesline. Holidead hits a second rope springboard spear on Nova. Holidead drives a lariat into Nova. Holidead drives a roundhouse kick into Nova. Holidead tries for an enzuigiri, but Nova steps out of the way. Nova hits a standing moonsault on Holidead and goes for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Holidead kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Just when Holidead had all the momentum, Nova turned the tide back in her favor yet again. That’s why she’s the best in the Empire today!!!
[ Nova tries to lock in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Holidead counters it with an inside cradle for the win as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holidead with that sneaky inside cradle for the quick one count and Nova kicks out.
[ Nova gets to her feet and uses a monkey flip on Holidead as she charges at her. Nova hits the 6-1-9 on Holidead. Nova hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Holidead. Nova drives a European uppercut into Holidead. Nova hits a spinning backbreaker on Holidead. Nova hits the Phoenix Splash on Holidead as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Holidead kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nova smirks at Holidead as she grabs a handful of her hair and drags Holidead to her feet.
[ Nova whips Holidead into the ropes and nails a standing dropkick on Holidead. Nova sends Holidead into the turnbuckle and she runs shoulder-first into the corner. Nova chops Holidead. Nova punches Holidead. Holidead kicks Nova. Nova kicks Holidead. Holidead chops Nova. Holidead punches Nova. Holidead chops Nova. Holidead hits an enzuigiri on Nova. Nova springs to her feet and hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Holidead. Nova hits the Bronco Buster on Holidead. Nova nails Holidead with a top rope diving elbowdrop. Nova rolls up Holidead as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Holidead gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems the champion has found her groove as she taking it right at Holidead and you can see the worried face of Tito Escobar at ringside as he knows that his girlfriend cannot afford another loss with the cut line looming large over her head.
[ Nova climbs to the top rope and goes for a standing moonsault, but Holidead gets her knees up. Holidead hits an enzuigiri on Nova. Holidead hits the Phoenix Splash on Nova as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber went to the high rent district and it didn’t pay off as Holidead got her knees up driving the air out of Nova’s lungs!!!
[ Holidead uses a legsweep on Nova. Holidead runs into the ropes, but Nova uses an enzuigiri on Holidead. Nova tries for an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Holidead counters it with a kneelift and in turn, Nova counters it with a legsweep. Nova whips Holidead into the ropes, but Holidead drives a high knee into Nova. Holidead runs into the ropes, but Nova hits Holidead with a shoulderblock. Nova tries for a top rope springboard bulldog, but Holidead steps out of the way. Holidead whips Nova into the ropes and hits an Asai moonsault on Nova. Holidead goes for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You just get the sense of anticipation that any second now Nova is going to hit another gear and it’s going to be over for Holidead!!!
[ Nova springs to her feet and whips Holidead into the ropes. Holidead comes off and hits Nova with a shoulderblock. Holidead is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nice shoulderblock by Holidead drives Amber Nova right down to the mat!!!
[ Holidead hits a 450 Splash on Nova and she goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holidead has that confused look on her face, like she’s asking how much more Amber can take!!! We all know it’s a hell of a lot more.
[ Holidead locks Nova in a sleeperhold. Nova is struggling to reach the ropes. Nova is valiantly trying to break the hold. Nova grabs the ropes and Holidead lets go. Holidead uses a monkey flip on Nova. Holidead goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Nova steps out of the way. Nova tries for a ripcord cutter, but Holidead blocks it. Holidead hits a knife edge chop on Nova. Holidead drives a European uppercut into Nova. Holidead hits a springboard bulldog on Nova for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Holidead is getting right in the face of the referee as Tito jumps up onto the ring apron screaming at Ken Peterson!!!
[ Holidead whips Nova into the ropes, but Nova reverses it and Nova nails Holidead with a high knee. Holidead hits a ripcord cutter on Nova. Holidead hits the Darkness Falls (the Angels Wings) on Nova. Holidead rolls Nova up for the cover ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and she grabs the ropes breaking the pin. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holidead can’t believe that Nova kicked out of her finisher as she looks toward Tito mouth wide open in disbelief!!!
[ Holidead hits Nova with a stiff punt kick. Holidead sends Nova into the turnbuckle and she runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Nova moves out of the way. Nova sends Holidead into the turnbuckle, but Holidead reverses it. Nova comes back, but is met with an elbow. Holidead goes for an armdrag takedown, but Nova counters it with a spinning headscissors. Nova hits the 6-1-9 on Holidead. Nova gives the sign for the Nova Driver. Nova hits the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Holidead. Nova goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:12:08
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Amber Nova!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – There you have it folks, the first woman on the roster to hit eleven wins and the second superstar besides Tito Escobar to achieve that feat.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Love her or hate her she’s simply the best in the game. I am beginning to think she may be right in what she’s saying that nobody can beat her.
[ Amber tosses Holidead out of the ring, to the feet of Tito; and she turns and demands a mic. Harvey hands her one and she taps the head of it listening for the thudding sound. ]
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Again with the jobbers that the staff keeps throwing at me and again I put these bitches down. What? Did it look good on paper? The return of Holidead versus the Women’s World Champion. Man, what if she beat Amber? What if she came off that horrific knee injury and actually won a match? Hell, the only match she won was versus Thunder Rosa and shit Solo Darling did that too!!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of her. ]
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – What’s the matter with you people? The truth hurts, doesn’t it? The fact that I am the best Women’s Wrestler that the Empire has ever seen hurts your itty-bitty feelings? Well let me tell you mindless zombies something. Casey Parker was a Bay Watch wannabe!!! Gail Kim had a fraction of my talent, and Blaze fucked her way to the top.
[ The crowd is riled up into a frenzy as she unleashes insult after insult. ]
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Kiss my ass, you all know it’s true.
[ The crowd erupts as the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon walks out on stage. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – That’s enough.
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – What’s the matter Shane? Did I hit a nerve? Oh, that’s right. You were part of all that history. That nostalgia that these people like to call Legacy.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – I was part of that era and I’m damn proud of it. But what I am not proud of is what you’ve become. A self-righteous egotistical bitch that can’t fit her oversized head through the door!!! Now you walk around here telling everyone how big and bad you are, and I’ll give you credit; up until now you’ve dominated the Women’s division. But let’s make something perfectly clear. Before names like Casey Parker and Blaze come out of your mouth, you better start stacking up the titles because those women have you beat hands down!!!
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Shane, I would love to take a walk down memory lane with you, but it bores the shit out of me. Those women weren’t wrestlers, they were half-ass divas. I could have beaten all their asses just like I’m doing each and every night right now.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Is that so.
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You’re damn straight, and you know it. There’s not a woman on the entire roster that can beat me.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Amber, I am getting pretty sick and tired of hearing that come out of your mouth, so this is what I’m going to do. At Summer Stampede, I’m not going to have you face just one woman, you are going to face two. It will be you defending your Women’s World title against Shanna Furguson and Thunder Rosa!!! See you Sunday!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This is incredible news!!! Amber Nova now has to face both Shanna Furguson and Thunder Rosa Sunday night in a Triple Threat match for the Women’s World title!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If Amber is truly the best, it will all come out come Sunday night!!! Talk about a pay per view!!! This may very well be the best card yet!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s all for tonight folks. Have a great night and don’t forget to tune in to Afterburn this Thursday night!!! Good night everyone!!!
Monday Night July 26th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Evening everyone and thanks for tuning in. Phillip, what a night of action we have in store for the great fans of the Empire tonight.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s right partner. We have five incredible matches tonight with two even more amazing tag team rematches that will settle old scores.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s right Phillip. The first will be a rematch of a tag team match we saw just last week on Adrenaline where the Hooligans fought the Golden BoyZ to a time limit draw. But it was what happened after the match that caught us all off guard as Tony Tran unleashed Hell on Earth as his Golden BoyZ decimated the Hooligans.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This is a match that I am sure the Hooligans have been dying to have to get their hands on the Golden BoyZ and exact them some payback!!! Buddy, in the second tag team match we are going to see the three-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions Medusa Complex take on the team that shocked the world back on May thirteenth right here on Afterburn in S.E.X.!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Medusa Complex has taken a number of lumps over the past few months, but the most bitter had to be when they lost to Spice and Katie Forbes right here on national television!!! Tonight, the champs get their shot at redemption!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Those are going to be great matches, but that’s not all. We also have the return of Holidead, as she makes her return from that dislocated knee injury that she suffered in her match against Malia Hosaka as she goes one on one against the best in the Empire in Amber Nova.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You have to believe that Amber Nova is going to test that knee out right away and see if Holidead is one hundred percent or maybe, just maybe she came back too early.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In a big fight match, we will be treated to a match between STIXX and Kahagas where both men are jockeying for position in both the United States and TV title rankings.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s right. Both of these men are hungry as Kahagas sits as the number five contender to Tank Edge’s United States Heavyweight title while STIXX is currently the number two contender to Psycho Messiah’s Television title. What’s crazy to think is that neither man will be featured at the upcoming Summer Stampede pay per view in just six nights.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That is unbelievable to think that two men that are on such great runs won’t be featured at the pay per view. But that isn’t all. Our opening match features two men that are in desperate needs of winning tonight’s match as the cut line looms large over both of them in just five short weeks. Let’s go to the ring as Tiger King and Funny Bones do battle not just for the pay day, but possibly to keep their spot on the roster!!!
Tiger King vs Funny Bones
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 188 lbs., this is… Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Here’s Tiger King folks. The young man has had a rough start to his career here in the Empire as he comes into this match with a poultry three and nine record.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If my math is right, Tiger King needs to win two out of his next three matches and the odd match out must end in a draw for him to stay employed. Anything less and he will need to rely on winning a Lethal Lottery match and capturing a championship. What are the odds?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 215 lbs.; he is… “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at the referee. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Funny Bones comes into this match with a slight better record of four and nine, but he is also, still under the cut line.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just like Tiger King, he is also under that dreaded cut line; but he has a much easier path as he just needs to win two out of three of his remaining matches to lock down a roster spot. For each of these men, this match is a huge stepping stone for what’s to come.
[ The bell rings and Tiger King tries for an enzuigiri, but Funny Bones steps out of the way and comes off the ropes, but Tiger King hits Funny Bones with a stiff clothesline that drops him. Tiger King goes for the quick pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That clothesline nearly knocked Funny Bones’ mask clean off!!!
[ Tiger King climbs to the top rope and hits the Phoenix Splash on Funny Bones. Tiger King rolls him up, pulling the tights as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is exactly the problem I have with this kid. I never taught him to cheat like this!!!
[ Tiger King drives a high knee into Funny Bones. Tiger King whips Funny Bones into the ropes and Funny Bones hits Tiger King with a shoulderblock. Funny Bones hits a gutbuster on Tiger King. Funny Bones covers Tiger King as he too pulls the tights and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tiger King gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That shoulderblock rocked the much smaller Tiger King as he barely gets his shoulder up!!!
[ Funny Bones uses an armdrag takedown on Tiger King. Funny Bones punches Tiger King. Tiger King chops Funny Bones. Tiger King punches Funny Bones. Tiger King goes for a springboard armdrag, but Funny Bones steps out of the way and he hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Tiger King. Funny Bones hits a DDT on Tiger King. Funny Bones attempts a bulldog, but Tiger King throws him off. Tiger King whips Funny Bones into the ropes and Funny Bones drives a lariat into Tiger King. Funny Bones sets Tiger King up and hits the Demon Driver (The One-Winged Angel) on him. Funny Bones goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:02:35
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Funny Bones!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway –Relatively quick and easy win tonight for the man they call Funny Bones as he moves to five and nine and most importantly gets that most important first win out of the way.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Great win for Funny Bones, but unfortunately it puts all hopes to bed that Tiger King is going to be able to hold onto his roster spot.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The only saving grace is that in order to stay on the roster now, he’s going to have to win a Lethal Lottery match at the next pay per view event in September. Caristico, I am getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by with the World Tag Team champions the Chain Gang and their manager Salena. Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing by with the World Tag Team Champions the Chain Gang along with their manager Salena. ]
Cindy Meyers - Guys, you once again have a huge title defense at the upcoming Summer Stampede pay per view in just six nights. How does this match against the Guerillas of Destiny differ from any of the other matches against them?
Eddie O'Shay - What's different about this match? There's nothing different. It's the same old tired shit over and over and over again. The so-called Gold Standard gets handed another World Tag Team title shot and once again we're forced to embarrass them on worldwide television.
Jake Owens - G.O.D., don't the two of you boys get tired of getting your asses beat down pay per view after pay per view? Don't the two of you get tired of looking up from the mat as we stand over you with our World Tag Team title belts high overhead.
"The Manager of Champions" Salena - Guerillas, we have a proposition for you. This back-and-forth crap have got to end. Nobody wants to see us beat you week after week, pay per view after pay per view. The World Wrestling Empire is getting tired of the same old crap and honestly, we are tired of it too. We almost feel sorry for you that you come so close, but always seem to find a way to fail. So, here's our offer. You beat us, we will forfeit our rematch clause for as long as you hold the titles. But... if we beat you again, and we will; we want you to forfeit your rematch clause for as long as we hold the titles. Be real men and not only give the people what they want but give them what they deserve.
Cindy Meyers – Guys, you heard it here first. A massive stipulation thrown down for the Guerillas. We can’t wait to hear what their response is. Back to you.
[ The show cuts back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a game changer that will be if the Guerillas agree to that stipulation. Neither team will be able to challenge for the World Tag Team titles as long as the other team holds the belts.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems to me that the Chain Gang are tired of facing the Guerillas month after month and maybe, just maybe; they know that sooner or later the Guerillas are going to find a way to beat them and take the titles away from them.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, our next match pits the Golden BoyZ under the leadership of Tony Tran taking on the Hooligans who took the Golden BoyZ to the limit draw last week on Adrenaline. It was there also, that Tony Tran orchestrated a brutal attack on the Hooligans. Tonight, just isn’t about wins and losses, it’s about payback!!! Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions.
The Golden BoyZ vs The Hooligans
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 462 lbs., Reno and Scum; they are… the Hooligans!!!
[ The crowd doesn’t know whether to boo or cheer these two odd individuals as “We are Scum” by Reno and Scum blares across the arena as the tag team duo of Reno and Scum make their way down to the ring and climb in, pacing around waiting for their opponents. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Hooligans come into this match with a three and seven record and are walking that fine line bordering on being cut from the roster. A win tonight will go a long way to solidifying a spot on the roster for the rest of the year.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I tell you what, if these guys can stay focused, they can beat the Golden BoyZ. But they can’t let Tony Tran’s bullshit get in their heads!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents!!! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran and weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., Jake and Dave Anderson; they are… The Golden BoyZ!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here are the Golden BoyZ led to the ring by their manager Tony Tran. How these two superstars ever got entwined with Tran is anyone’s guess.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I haven’t known Tony Tran for long, but those I have talked to that have known him for a while tell me that he’s been a snake in the grass for years!!! This guy’s all about himself and he can’t be trusted.
[ Reno and Jake start the match off as they lock up and Reno quickly locks Jake in a sleeperhold. Jake tries to escape the hold as he fights through the pain. Jake is inching his way towards the ropes and finally makes it to the ropes. Reno launches Jake across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex. Reno goes for a headbutt, but Jake blocks it. Jake goes for a gutbuster, but Reno counters it with a front-layout suplex. Reno drives a headbutt into Jake that drops him to the mat. Reno covers Jake as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Reno with those massive headbutts just rocked Jake Anderson to the core!!!
[ Reno complains to the referee about a slow count. Reno then nails Jake with a backbreaker. Reno tags out to Scum. Dave enters the ring, but gets cut off. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double fist to the midsection. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double backdrop. Dave gets back up, but gets cut off. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double kick to the midsection. Dave gets back up, but gets cut off. Scum and Reno hit Jake with a double brain buster. Reno leaves the ring. Scum attempts a second rope elbowdrop, but Jake rolls out of the way. Dave enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake and Dave whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double clothesline. Dave leaves the ring. Jake uses an armdrag takedown on Scum. Jake hits an atomic drop on Scum. Jake nails a dropkick to the knee of Scum. Jake goes for a forearm choke, but Scum blocks it. Scum tries for a backbreaker, but Jake counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of the head. Jake hits a gutbuster on Scum. Jake covers Scum as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Scum kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The action is off the charts right now as both teams are using double team tactics to wear down their opponents.
[ Jake whips Scum into the turnbuckle. Scum comes back, but is met with a stiff kick to the midsection. Jake whips Scum into the ropes, but Scum reverses it. Scum misses with a kick and Jake goes for a clothesline, but Scum counters it with a crucifix pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Jake had all the momentum, but Scum was quick on the draw as he countered with a nice crucifix pin attempt for the two count.
[ Scum tags out to Reno. Reno and Scum hit Jake with a double chop. Scum drives a Discus Punch into Jake. Reno hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Jake. Scum leaves the ring. Reno drives another headbutt on Jake. Scum enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave enters the ring, but gets cut off. Reno and Scum hit Jake with a double dropkick. Scum leaves the ring. Reno hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Jake as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Reno with another stiff headbutt followed up by a huge buckle bomb rocks Jake Anderson. He needs to get the tag out to his brother who is desperately screaming for the tag.
[ Jake springs to his feet and makes a diving tag out to his brother Dave. Dave hits a backslide pin attempt on Reno as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Reno kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The desperate tag to his brother Dave led to that quick backside pin attempt on Reno who never saw it coming.
[ Jake rolls out of the ring. Dave whips Reno into the ropes and Reno drives a clothesline into Dave. Reno sends Dave into the turnbuckle and Reno charges into the corner, but Dave lifts his leg. Dave attempts to place Reno on the turnbuckle, but Reno blocks it. Dave runs into the ropes and hits Reno with a shoulderblock. Dave goes for a backbreaker, but Reno counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Reno runs into the ropes, but Dave hits Reno with a clothesline that sends Reno tumbling out of the ring. Dave goes through the ropes after him and they're brawling around the ringside area. ...1 ...2 ...Dave drives a fist to the midsection of Reno. Reno and Dave roll back into the ring. Dave springs to his feet and drives a European uppercut into Reno. Dave whips Reno into the ropes and Dave hits Reno with a back elbow. Dave drives a Discus lariat into Reno. Reno drives repeated headbutts onto Dave. Reno drives a back elbow onto Dave. Reno whips Dave into the ropes and Reno hits Dave with a spinning back elbow. Reno uses an armdrag takedown on Dave. Reno attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Dave counters it with a low blow. Dave tags out to his brother Jake. Jake uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Reno. Jake goes for an uppercut, but Reno steps out of the way and nails Jake with a spinning backbreaker. Reno whips Jake into the ropes and Reno hits Jake with a drop kick. Reno hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Jake. Reno whips Jake into the ropes, but Jake reverses it and hits him with a Gorilla Press Slam.
Jake covers Reno as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Reno kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Anderson brothers have done a nice job of keeping Reno isolated from his tag team partner Scum for a while now. He may want to think about wanting to get the fresh man in there.
[ Reno gets back to his feet and nails Jake with a gutbuster. Reno goes for a dropkick, but Jake steps out of the way. Jake tags out to Dave. Dave and Jake whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double chop. Jake leaves the ring. Dave tries for a back elbow, but Reno ducks out of the way. Reno goes for a forearm choke in the corner, but Dave blocks it. Dave whips Reno into the ropes and Reno attempts a clothesline, but Dave counters it with a hiptoss. Dave sets him up and nails Reno with a Cradle DDT for the win as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a crushing DDT by Dave Anderson on the much larger Reno!!! I’m shocked Reno got his shoulder up!!!
[ Dave nails Reno with a diving top rope elbowsmash. Dave attempts a Shining Wizard, but Reno rolls out of the way. Reno hits a gutwrench suplex on Dave. Reno catches Dave in an arm grapevine submission as Dave inches his way towards the ropes and desperately grabs them. Reno hits a belly-to-back suplex on Dave. Reno attempts a bulldog, but Dave blocks it and uses a go-behind on Reno. Dave uses an armbar takedown on Reno. Dave hits a dropkick to the knee of Reno. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum enters the ring, but gets cut off. Jake hits a bodyslam on Reno. Jake rolls out of the ring. Reno runs into the ropes, but Dave hits a football tackle on Reno. Dave attempts an eye gouge, but Reno blocks it and drives an uppercut into Dave. Reno hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Dave. Reno drives a kick to the midsection of Dave. Reno goes for the Scum City Driver (Slingshot into a Death Valley Driver), but Dave counters it with a Canadian Destroyer!!! Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double back elbow. Dave and Jake nail Reno with a double belly-to-back suplex. Scum enters the ring, but gets cut off. Dave and Jake whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double clothesline. Scum gets back up and lays out Jake. Reno and Scum hit Dave with a double back fist. Scum leaves the ring. Reno whips Dave into the ropes and Dave tries for a spear, but Reno counters it with a failed back body drop and in turn, Dave counters it with a sunset flip into a pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Reno kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man these two teams are laying it all on the line tonight as you can just feel the hatred for one another after last weeks beat down!!!
[ Tony Tran complains to the referee about a slow count. Dave goes for a gutbuster, but Reno blocks it. Reno goes for an atomic drop, but Dave blocks it. Dave punches Reno. Dave chops Reno. Dave drives a fist to the midsection of Reno. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake goes for a Discus lariat, but Reno ducks out of the way. Jake rolls out of the ring. Reno hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Dave. Reno whips Dave into the ropes and Dave uses a duck-down move on Reno followed by a fist to the midsection of Reno. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dave and Jake whip Reno into the ropes as they attempt to hit Reno with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Jake leaves the ring. Reno hits a dropkick on Dave. Reno tags out to Scum. Jake enters the ring and lays out Reno. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double fist to the midsection. Jake leaves the ring. Dave goes for a bodyslam, but Scum blocks it. Scum whips Dave into the ropes and Scum hits Dave with a clothesline that sends Dave sailing out of the ring. Scum rolls out under the bottom rope going after him. Tony Tran comes from behind, but Scum nails Tony Tran with a straight right to the jaw. Dave goes for a cradle suplex, but Scum counters it with a massive back elbow. Scum drives Dave into the steel ringsteps. Scum hits an elbowdrop on Dave from the ring apron. Scum rolls Dave back into the ring. Scum catches Dave in a chokehold against the ropes as Joey Jiles warns Scum to let go. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and the bell rings as the time limit has expired!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The last thing the Hooligans need right now is to get DQ’d out of this match. They are not just fighting for payback, but they are fighting for their careers here in the Empire!!!
[ Joey Jiles decides to let the match continue. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum and Reno whip Dave into the ropes and they hit Dave with a double clothesline. Reno leaves the ring. Scum drives an uppercut onto Dave. Scum hits a running double knee smash onto Dave. Scum drives a knee to the midsection of Dave. Scum hits the Scum City Driver (Slingshot into a Death Valley Driver) on Dave and he goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Dave kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Scum looks stunned as he really thought that he had the three count and that this match was over!!!
[ Scum drives a European uppercut onto Dave. Scum punches Dave. Dave chops Scum. Scum punches Dave. Dave chops Scum. Dave kicks Scum. Scum hits Dave. Dave punches Scum. Dave kicks Scum. Scum punches Dave. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake enters the ring, but gets cut off. Scum and Reno whip Dave into the ropes and they attempt to hit Dave with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move and he hits them with a double clothesline!!! Reno rolls out of the ring. Dave drives a European uppercut onto Scum. Jake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake takes Scum down with a bodyslam. Dave nails Scum with a top rope diving elbowsmash. Dave and Jake hit Scum with a double backbreaker. Jake leaves the ring. Dave goes for a forearm choke, but Scum blocks it. Scum runs into the ropes and drives a lariat onto Dave. Scum goes for a big punch, but Dave blocks it. Dave attempts a sleeperhold, but Scum counters it with a go-behind and uses a waistlock takedown on Dave. Scum hits the Curb Stomp on Dave. Scum throws Dave into the turnbuckle and uses a boot choke against the ropes on Dave. Joey Jiles warns Scum to let go. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and he lets go right before the referee calls for the DQ!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s twice now that Scum has flirted with disaster almost getting his team disqualified. Someone needs to reign in that hot head!!!
[ Scum goes for a backbreaker, but Dave counters it with a facerake. Dave runs into the ropes and Scum hits Dave with a back body drop. Scum catches Dave in a sleeperhold and Dave is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dave is struggling to reach the ropes and finally grabs them forcing Scum to let go. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum and Reno whip Dave into the ropes and they attempt to hit Dave with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Reno leaves the ring. Dave drives a spear into Scum. Dave drives a back elbow into Scum. Dave tags out to Jake. Reno enters the ring and lays out Dave. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double dropkick. Reno leaves the ring. Scum locks Jake in another chokehold in the corner as Joey Jiles warns Scum to let go. The referee counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Reno rolls into the ring and forces Scum to let go!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems that the big man has more common sense than Scum does. If they get disqualified, their careers here in the Empire are just about over!!! They need this win tonight to keep their hopes alive!!!
[ Reno leaves the ring as Scum takes Jake down with an Exploder suplex. Scum runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Jake. Scum runs into the ropes and Jake hits Scum with a back body drop. Jake goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Scum turns in mid-air and lands on him for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a big match feel this has tonight as both teams are putting on a wrestling clinic right now!!! You can sense that neither team wants to lose this fight.
[ Scum tries for a headbutt, but Jake blocks it. Jake goes for a dropkick, but Scum steps out of the way. Scum hits a neckbreaker on Jake. Scum goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake reaches out grabbing the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Scum snapped off that quick neckbreaker and somehow Jake Anderson has the ring awareness to grab ahold of the bottom rope breaking the count.
[ Scum attempts a sleeperhold, but Jake counters it with a jawbreaker. Jake catches Scum in a boot choke against the ropes as Joey Jiles warns Jake to let go. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...4 ½ ...and again Reno has to climb into the ring and force Scum to let go!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Reno and Scum are having words right now as the bigger man is trying to calm his partner down and get control of himself!!!
[ Jake sneaks up from behind and goes for a cradle suplex, but Scum counters it with a knee lock submission. Jake is valiantly trying to break the hold and eventually grabs the ropes. Reno enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scum and Reno whip Jake into the ropes and they hit Jake with a double back body drop. Reno leaves the ring. Scum hits a running double knee smash on Jake right to the face. Scum hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Jake. Scum goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jake counters it with a go-behind and attempts a Shining Wizard, but Scum blocks it and goes for a back elbow, but Jake ducks out of the way and attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Scum twists and turns in mid-air and lands on him for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, you would think these two teams are fighting it out for the World Tag Team titles right now the way they are going at it.
[ Scum runs into the ropes and hits Jake with a pump kick. Scum attempts a cannonball senton, but Jake rolls out of the way. Jake takes Scum down with an armbar takedown. Jake runs into the ropes and hits Scum with a drop kick. Jake takes Scum down with a bodyslam. Jake hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Scum. Jake drives a chop into Scum. Jake tags out to Dave. Reno enters the ring, but gets cut off. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double clothesline. Dave and Jake whip Scum into the ropes and they hit Scum with a double fist to the midsection. Jake leaves the ring. Dave slaps Scum. Dave goes for a release German suplex, but Scum counters it with a go-behind and drives a lariat onto Dave. Scum tags out to Reno. Reno throws Dave over the top ropes and out of the ring. Reno goes for a flying knee strike off the ring apron, but Dave ducks out of the way. Dave hits a super kick on Reno. Dave drives Reno into the steel ringpost. Dave DDT’s Reno onto the concrete floor. Jake comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dave and Jake hits a double suplex on Reno through the announcer’s table. The two men are celebrating when Scum stage dives off the top of the ringpost and hits them with a Car Crash Crossbody that wipes all of them out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Scum is insane!!! Talk about high risk, high reward moves!!!
[ Scum stands on one of the chairs as he pumps the crowd up, but Tony Tran has seen enough as he hits Scum with a steel chair!!! Joey Jiles sees it go down and he disqualifies the Golden BoyZ!!! ]
Time of match: 0:25:37
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, the Hooligans!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Hooligans needed this win tonight because with this win, they just creep over the cut line and keep their hopes alive for securing a roster spot.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I thought Tony Tran was supposed to be helping the Golden BoyZ, not costing them matches like that!!! All he just did was get his team closer to the cut line with two matches to go!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back as our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with the hotly sought-after Travis Blake.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to Travis Blake. ]
Cindy Meyers – Travis, thank you for joining me tonight. You are just six nights away from your biggest match since joining the Empire as you face the former World Champion Alexander Stone for the Number One Contendership to the World Heavyweight title and a guaranteed title shot down the road. How are you approaching this monumental match-up against an opponent such as Alexander Stone?
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – How am I approaching this match? It’s the same as I approach any other match. I am going to step into that ring and beat the hell out of him.
Cindy Meyers – Well, aren’t you afraid of him? This is Alexander Stone we’re talking about. He’s a former…
[ Travis waves his hand in her face. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – Afraid? Are you frigging kidding me? Look at me Cindy. Look at this body. Look at my chiseled physique. Look at my face!!! The “Face of the Empire” I may add. I am the hottest God damn commodity on the market right now. Everyone wants a piece of me, and everyone wants to be just like me!!! I think even you want to be with me. I’ve got managers lined up outside my condo waiting just to talk to me.
[ Just then Dario Cueto walks onto the set. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – What do you want? Wait, let me guess. You want to be my manager too?
Dario Cueto – My name is Dario Cueto. I own Lucha Underground out of Los Angeles California.
[ Travis’s eyes pop open wide. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – Los Angeles? As in Hollywood? TV deals? Movies?
Dario Cueto – Let’s talk about what I can do for you, my friend. I have many connections in Hollywood.
[ The show shits back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It now seems that we can add Dario Cueto to the long and ever-growing list of managers here in the Empire that are seeking to help Travis.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’ve known Dario Cueto for years. He can be a manipulative son of a bitch. But when it comes to making money, this man knows what he’s doing. He will use every contact in Hollywood to get Travis TV and movie deals. There’s no doubt about that.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for another huge grudge match as the three-time Women’s Champions look to exact some revenge on S.E.X. for the loss they took to them months ago. Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions!!!
S.E.X. vs Medusa Complex
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 283 lbs, Katie Forbes and Spice, they are… S.E.X.!!!
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the two women walk down to the ring hand in hand. They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nobody would have believed it when these two women teamed up, but they are walking into this match with a four and two record and are currently the Number One Contender’s to the Women’s World Tag Team titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – To say they have stunned even the most knowledgeable wrestling fans is an understatement. There’s no way that anyone would have thought that they would have come so far so fast, but they have and there’s no denying their ranking. A win tonight would lock in a future title shot!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 234 lbs., Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie; they are the three-time Women’s World tag Team Champions… they are… Medusa Complex!!
[ “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie rocks the arena as the fans cheer on the very popular Medusa Complex. The two women make their way to the ring and climb in showing off their Women’s World Tag Team titles!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, nobody has held the Women’s World Tag Team titles like Medusa Complex have!!! To say they are the three-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions is a huge statement in today’s Empire!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I couldn’t agree more Phillip. With teams like Bloody Mary and Havok, the Canadian Ninjas, Caged Heat and newcomers the Heartbreakers; it’s a hell of a feat they have accomplished in the past seven plus months.
[ The bell rings and Katie and Millie lock up. Katie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Spice and Katie whip Millie into the ropes and they hit Millie with a double dropkick to the knee. Spice and Katie whip Millie into the ropes and they hit Millie with a double clothesline. Charli enters the ring and throws Katie out of the ring. Charli attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but Spice counters it with a legsweep takedown. Katie hits a dropkick from the second rope on Millie. Spice hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Millie. Katie nails Millie with a dropkick from the second rope. Spice attempts an enzuigiri, but Millie steps out of the way. Charli leaves the ring. Millie runs into the ropes, but Spice and Millie get hit with a double clothesline. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These four women are starting the match off like a house of fire!!! At this point it seems neither team cares about winning or losing right now.
[ Katie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Spice and Katie whip Millie into the ropes and they hit Millie with a double clothesline. Charli enters the ring, but gets cut off. Spice and Katie whip Millie into the ropes and they hit Millie with a double dropkick to the knee. Katie nails Millie with a running high knee. Spice nails Millie with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Katie leaves the ring. Spice hits a superkick on Millie. Spice tags out to Katie. Katie drives a roundhouse kick into Millie. Katie hits the 6-1-9 on Millie. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just like the last time these two teams collided, neither Millie nor Charli has any answers for these two women!!!
[ Katie hits a top rope diving elbowdrop on Millie. Katie runs into the ropes and Millie hits Katie with a drop kick. Millie hits a ripcord cutter on Katie. Millie uses a legsweep on Katie. Millie hits a sling-blade on Katie. Millie tags out to Charli. Charli and Millie whip Katie into the ropes and they attempt to hit Katie with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The champions are on spaghetti legs right now as they are seeing nothing but stars after that huge headsmash!!!
[ Suddenly, Caged Heat runs down the ramp and hits the ring!! ]
[ Both women springboard off the top rope and wipe out Charli and Millie with double clotheslines!!! Yali Sapphire calls for the DQ as Katie and Spice get right in Loca and Delta’s faces. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We’re about to see an explosive confrontation between S.E.X. and Caged Heat!!!
[ Millie and Charli roll out of the ring, grabbing their title belts and stumbling up the ramp when Diamond Dallas Page walks out on stage. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Ladies, ladies please; get a grip.
[ The crowd goes wild!!! ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – I get the feeling that the three of you really want a piece of each other so here’s what we’re going to do. At Summer Stampede, it’s going to be a Triple Threat Match for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!! See you Sunday night ladies!!!
Time of match: 0:02:46
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Medusa Complex!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What incredible news coming from the General Manager DDP as he just made the Women’s World Tag Team match a triple threat match!!! It will now be Medusa Complex defending their titles against both Caged Heat and S.E.X.!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Things don’t get any easier for Medusa Complex, do they? With the mandatory title defense against Caged Heat, DDP has now added a new wrinkle to the mix as S.E.X. has been added to the match!!! It’s anyone’s ballgame now!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, Cindy Meyers is standing by with the TV champion Psycho Messiah. Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to the W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, I am joined by the W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah. Messiah, first off; congratulations on your big win at Red, White and Bruised where you defeated Raven Horse for the TV title in-which Shane McMahon seemingly came to your aid and stopped Raven Horse from walking out of your match and screwing you out of the championship.
The W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah – Yeah, that’s what I thought too until he signed this bullshit match against three other guys at Summer Stampede. What’s the deal with that? Either Shane’s on my side, or he’s not. There’s no in-between. I’m not playing these games, jumping through hoops like some of these ass clowns do around here.
[ Messiah is interrupted as the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon walks onto the set. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – You know, I’ve been in this business for a long time. Hell, I’ve ran my own company for years and it never fails to amaze me how pompous and arrogant guys like you can be.
The W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah – Shane…
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – No, let me finish. You had your time, now let me have mine. You see, at the pay per view, I didn’t come out to help you win the title, or screw over Raven Horse. I came out because I was sick and tired of all the bullshit that Raven Horse was doing as champion. I wanted a fair and just match where we would get a clear-cut winner. This was never about you, or how I feel about you as a wrestler.
The W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah – Listen man…
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – No, I’m not done yet. At Summer Stampede I put together one hell of a TV title match. Some of the biggest undercard names are going to be gunning for your title, so instead of bitching and complaining about how you think I screwed you over putting you in a Fatal Four-way title defense; I suggest you study up on your opponents and get ready because it’s going to be one hell of a match. Oh, and if this match is too much for you; we can always make it a Triple Threat and you can vacate the title right now.
[ Shane looks dead into Messiah’s eyes that are full of rage. ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion Psycho Messiah – Nah, I’m good boss. I’m good.
[ Shane grins at Messiah and pats him on the back mocking him. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – See, that wasn’t so bad; was it? See you later, champ.
[ Shane walks off leaving Psycho Messiah even more pissed off as the show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the broadcast table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You get the feeling that Shane was trying to put Messiah in his place?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I did get that feeling, but what I know of Psycho Messiah; and it’s very little; he’s not a man to be screwed with. If I was Shane, I would watch my back!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our next match and it pits STIXX versus Kahagas. This should be a good hard-hitting match-up. Let’s go back to the ring for more, great; in ring action.
Kahagas vs STIXX
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 235 lbs., he is… STIXX!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The past few months, STIXX has done a great job of getting back into title contention after getting off to a dismal start to his career here in the Empire. I have to say it was his match with Tony Tran that relaunched his success.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have to give credit where credit is due and thanks to Tony Tran getting his ass kicked at Day of Reckoning back in April it did springboard STIXX in the right direction. Thanks Tony.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs.; he is… “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Tokyo Monster” makes his way down to the ring!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Kahagas comes into this match with pretty good six and eight record; but even more curious is why he assisted Tanka and Yomi-no-Kuni Thursday night on Afterburn.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have to believe it has something to do with their past and maybe they know of each other back in Japan. But I’m just guessing right now. I really have no clue.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. STIXX goes for a gutbuster, but Kahagas counters with a belly-to-belly suplex that sends STIXX flying out of the ring. Kahagas springboards off the top rope and missile drop kicks STIXX into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...2 ...STIXX is stunned as Kahagas hits the Monster Driver (pumphandle half nelson driver) on STIXX onto the steel ring steps!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The sheer brutality of Kahagas is unmeasurable right now as he’s taking it right at the bigger opponent!!!
[ ...3 ...4 ...Kahagas shoves STIXX into the ring apron. Kahagas drives a lariat into STIXX. ...5 ...6 ...Kahagas tries a frog splash off the top of the ring post, but STIXX catches Kahagas and slams him into the steel ringpost. ...1 ...2 ...STIXX launches Kahagas across the announcers table wiping out all the monitors. ...3 ...4 ...STIXX goes for a European uppercut, but Kahagas counters it with three straight kicks to the midsection. Kahagas launches STIXX into the steel guardrail. ...5 ...6 ...Kahagas attempts a jumping front kick, but STIXX catches him and powerbombs him into the third row of fans!!! ...7 ...8 ...STIXX rolls back into the ring. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – STIXX just launched Kahagas three rows deep into the see of Empire fans who are going absolutely nuts right now. I can’t even see him out there!!!
[ Ken Peterson counts to ten and counts Kahagas out!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:31
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by countout, STIXX!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This match lasted three and a half minutes, with three of those minutes being outside the ring!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Too bad we didn’t have a Hardcore division because these two guys would eat it up!!! Can you picture these two guys in Death Matches? It would be insane!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s take it to the back where our colleague Cindy Meyers is standing by with the former Women’s National Champion Shanna Furguson.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to the new number one contender to the Women’s World title, Shanna Furguson. ]
Cindy Meyers – Shanna, last week we all watched as Thunder Rosa was defeated under very questionable circumstances to Solo Darling that seemingly cost her the World title shot at Summer Stampede against Amber Nova.
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Questionable circumstances. She lost the damn match. End of story. Her loss is my gain and if she’s got as problem with that you can tell her to step up.
[ Thunder Rosa storms onto the set pissed off. ]
Thunder Rosa – You think that this is some kind of joke? I lost my title shot because Amber Nova tied my feet together with the headset cables. She didn’t want to face me because she’s afraid of me. She’s knows that I can beat her ass and that I’m the biggest threat to her title.
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Is that a fact? Did you bother looking at the rankings today because I’m the next in line!!!
Thunder Rosa – We will see about that!!!
[ Shanna watches as Thunder Rosa storms off and the show goes back to Phillip and Caristico ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Even though Shanna is now set to face Amber Nova for the Women’s World title in just six days, it seems to not be sitting too well with Thunder Rosa as she got screwed out of her title shot when she lost to Solo Darling.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Under the tutelage of Reverend Azazel, Solo has become one evil bitch; if I can say that on television. I preferred her when she was the struggling babyface instead of this crazed bitch gimmick.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event and it features the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova taking on the returning Holidead. This should be a great match. Let’s return to the ring one last time for our featured match of the evening.
Amber Nova vs Holidead
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the two-time Women’s World Champion and is a member of the Gold Standard, this is… “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber Nova is not a woman that is going to mince words. She’s going to say it how it is and if you don’t like it, prove her wrong.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I hate to say it but she is that damn good. She comes into this match being the first woman to ten wins and she’s only been beaten twice in singles competition. Once against Bloody Mary and the second loss came in stunning fashion to Su Yim. On a side note, I would love to see her back in the day against Casey Parker, Gail Kim or even Samantha Skylar. Those would have been epic matches!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by Tito Escobar, Los Vipers and Mil Muertes; she weighs in at 188 lbs., this is… Holidead!!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos as “Little Miss Scare-All" by Type O Negative explodes through the arena and the Cartel marches down to the ring and climb in. Los Vipers mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold out crowd as Holidead drops to her knees and raises her arms in the air with a smile on her face and Tito arms spread out wide!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here comes Holidead. The last time we saw her was about a month ago in a match against Malia Hosaka where she dislocated her knee cap that put her on the shelf while she healed up.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – And you can still see that she’s not one hundred percent right now as she wears that knee brace for extra support. Talk about putting a target on yourself.
[ The bell rings and Holidead goes right to the ropes and attempts an Asai moonsault, but Nova catches her and counters it with an attempted Tombstone Piledriver; but in turn, Holidead counters it with a sleeper hold. Amber is struggling to reach the ropes as she valiantly tries to break the hold and finally gets ahold of the ropes. Holidead catches Nova in an ankle lock submission as Nova again inches her way towards the ropes reaching out and grabbing them. Holidead attempts a corner forearm smash, but Nova ducks out of the way. Nova drives a European uppercut into Holidead. Nova chops Holidead. Nova punches Holidead. Holidead punches Nova. Holidead chops Nova. Nova chops Holidead. Nova hits Holidead. Nova tries for a bulldog, but Holidead counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Holidead hits a roundhouse kick on Nova. Holidead puts Nova in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Nova reaches the ropes. Holidead drives a corner forearm smash into Nova. Holidead nails a dropkick to the right knee of Nova. Holidead catches Nova in a sleeperhold. Nova tries to escape the hold. Nova is writhing in pain. Ken Peterson checks Nova's arm. He lifts it... it stays up! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Holidead is busting out numerous variations of submission holds as she tries to get the champion to tap out.
[ Nova fights her way out of the hold. Nova uses a springboard armdrag on Holidead. Nova hits a rolling cutter on Holidead. Holidead springs to her feet and drives a superkick into Nova. Holidead hits a top rope twisting moonsault on Nova. Holidead covers Nova as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Nova gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I think this version of Holidead has caught Amber Nova a little off her game tonight. Holidead is showing little signs of that injured knee.
[ Holidead whips Nova into the ropes and hits Nova with a clothesline. Holidead hits a second rope springboard spear on Nova. Holidead drives a lariat into Nova. Holidead drives a roundhouse kick into Nova. Holidead tries for an enzuigiri, but Nova steps out of the way. Nova hits a standing moonsault on Holidead and goes for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Holidead kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Just when Holidead had all the momentum, Nova turned the tide back in her favor yet again. That’s why she’s the best in the Empire today!!!
[ Nova tries to lock in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Holidead counters it with an inside cradle for the win as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holidead with that sneaky inside cradle for the quick one count and Nova kicks out.
[ Nova gets to her feet and uses a monkey flip on Holidead as she charges at her. Nova hits the 6-1-9 on Holidead. Nova hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Holidead. Nova drives a European uppercut into Holidead. Nova hits a spinning backbreaker on Holidead. Nova hits the Phoenix Splash on Holidead as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Holidead kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nova smirks at Holidead as she grabs a handful of her hair and drags Holidead to her feet.
[ Nova whips Holidead into the ropes and nails a standing dropkick on Holidead. Nova sends Holidead into the turnbuckle and she runs shoulder-first into the corner. Nova chops Holidead. Nova punches Holidead. Holidead kicks Nova. Nova kicks Holidead. Holidead chops Nova. Holidead punches Nova. Holidead chops Nova. Holidead hits an enzuigiri on Nova. Nova springs to her feet and hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Holidead. Nova hits the Bronco Buster on Holidead. Nova nails Holidead with a top rope diving elbowdrop. Nova rolls up Holidead as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Holidead gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems the champion has found her groove as she taking it right at Holidead and you can see the worried face of Tito Escobar at ringside as he knows that his girlfriend cannot afford another loss with the cut line looming large over her head.
[ Nova climbs to the top rope and goes for a standing moonsault, but Holidead gets her knees up. Holidead hits an enzuigiri on Nova. Holidead hits the Phoenix Splash on Nova as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber went to the high rent district and it didn’t pay off as Holidead got her knees up driving the air out of Nova’s lungs!!!
[ Holidead uses a legsweep on Nova. Holidead runs into the ropes, but Nova uses an enzuigiri on Holidead. Nova tries for an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Holidead counters it with a kneelift and in turn, Nova counters it with a legsweep. Nova whips Holidead into the ropes, but Holidead drives a high knee into Nova. Holidead runs into the ropes, but Nova hits Holidead with a shoulderblock. Nova tries for a top rope springboard bulldog, but Holidead steps out of the way. Holidead whips Nova into the ropes and hits an Asai moonsault on Nova. Holidead goes for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You just get the sense of anticipation that any second now Nova is going to hit another gear and it’s going to be over for Holidead!!!
[ Nova springs to her feet and whips Holidead into the ropes. Holidead comes off and hits Nova with a shoulderblock. Holidead is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nice shoulderblock by Holidead drives Amber Nova right down to the mat!!!
[ Holidead hits a 450 Splash on Nova and she goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holidead has that confused look on her face, like she’s asking how much more Amber can take!!! We all know it’s a hell of a lot more.
[ Holidead locks Nova in a sleeperhold. Nova is struggling to reach the ropes. Nova is valiantly trying to break the hold. Nova grabs the ropes and Holidead lets go. Holidead uses a monkey flip on Nova. Holidead goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Nova steps out of the way. Nova tries for a ripcord cutter, but Holidead blocks it. Holidead hits a knife edge chop on Nova. Holidead drives a European uppercut into Nova. Holidead hits a springboard bulldog on Nova for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Nova kicks out. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Holidead is getting right in the face of the referee as Tito jumps up onto the ring apron screaming at Ken Peterson!!!
[ Holidead whips Nova into the ropes, but Nova reverses it and Nova nails Holidead with a high knee. Holidead hits a ripcord cutter on Nova. Holidead hits the Darkness Falls (the Angels Wings) on Nova. Holidead rolls Nova up for the cover ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and she grabs the ropes breaking the pin. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holidead can’t believe that Nova kicked out of her finisher as she looks toward Tito mouth wide open in disbelief!!!
[ Holidead hits Nova with a stiff punt kick. Holidead sends Nova into the turnbuckle and she runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Nova moves out of the way. Nova sends Holidead into the turnbuckle, but Holidead reverses it. Nova comes back, but is met with an elbow. Holidead goes for an armdrag takedown, but Nova counters it with a spinning headscissors. Nova hits the 6-1-9 on Holidead. Nova gives the sign for the Nova Driver. Nova hits the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Holidead. Nova goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:12:08
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Amber Nova!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – There you have it folks, the first woman on the roster to hit eleven wins and the second superstar besides Tito Escobar to achieve that feat.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Love her or hate her she’s simply the best in the game. I am beginning to think she may be right in what she’s saying that nobody can beat her.
[ Amber tosses Holidead out of the ring, to the feet of Tito; and she turns and demands a mic. Harvey hands her one and she taps the head of it listening for the thudding sound. ]
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Again with the jobbers that the staff keeps throwing at me and again I put these bitches down. What? Did it look good on paper? The return of Holidead versus the Women’s World Champion. Man, what if she beat Amber? What if she came off that horrific knee injury and actually won a match? Hell, the only match she won was versus Thunder Rosa and shit Solo Darling did that too!!!
[ The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of her. ]
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – What’s the matter with you people? The truth hurts, doesn’t it? The fact that I am the best Women’s Wrestler that the Empire has ever seen hurts your itty-bitty feelings? Well let me tell you mindless zombies something. Casey Parker was a Bay Watch wannabe!!! Gail Kim had a fraction of my talent, and Blaze fucked her way to the top.
[ The crowd is riled up into a frenzy as she unleashes insult after insult. ]
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Kiss my ass, you all know it’s true.
[ The crowd erupts as the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon walks out on stage. ]
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – That’s enough.
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – What’s the matter Shane? Did I hit a nerve? Oh, that’s right. You were part of all that history. That nostalgia that these people like to call Legacy.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – I was part of that era and I’m damn proud of it. But what I am not proud of is what you’ve become. A self-righteous egotistical bitch that can’t fit her oversized head through the door!!! Now you walk around here telling everyone how big and bad you are, and I’ll give you credit; up until now you’ve dominated the Women’s division. But let’s make something perfectly clear. Before names like Casey Parker and Blaze come out of your mouth, you better start stacking up the titles because those women have you beat hands down!!!
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Shane, I would love to take a walk down memory lane with you, but it bores the shit out of me. Those women weren’t wrestlers, they were half-ass divas. I could have beaten all their asses just like I’m doing each and every night right now.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Is that so.
The two-time Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You’re damn straight, and you know it. There’s not a woman on the entire roster that can beat me.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Amber, I am getting pretty sick and tired of hearing that come out of your mouth, so this is what I’m going to do. At Summer Stampede, I’m not going to have you face just one woman, you are going to face two. It will be you defending your Women’s World title against Shanna Furguson and Thunder Rosa!!! See you Sunday!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This is incredible news!!! Amber Nova now has to face both Shanna Furguson and Thunder Rosa Sunday night in a Triple Threat match for the Women’s World title!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If Amber is truly the best, it will all come out come Sunday night!!! Talk about a pay per view!!! This may very well be the best card yet!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s all for tonight folks. Have a great night and don’t forget to tune in to Afterburn this Thursday night!!! Good night everyone!!!