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Live from the sold-out Denny Sanford Premier Center in Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Monday Night March 29th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and I am joined by my broadcast colleague Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – HI folks, it’s great to have you tuning back in for another great night of wrestling action with six huge matches!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s right Chris and it all builds up to tonight’s huge main event as the women of the Empire take center stage as the Women’s World Heavyweight Champion Amber Nova teams up with Havok to take on the former number one contender Maria Manic and her tag team partner and current number one contender Bloody Mary!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It should be an amazing match as we speed toward Day of Reckoning next Sunday night where we will see Amber Nova defend her Women’s World title against Bloody Mary.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other action, we will also see the Women’s World Tag Team champions in action as they take on the Canadian Ninja’s.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caged Heat might be the champions, but they seem to have been caught up in chasing the Woke Queens who have in their possession the tag titles.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Some people say that possession is nine tenths of the law. The Woke Queens have forced DDP’s hand and they now have their shot at the champs at the pay per view. But let’s not forget about the wild card in this match and that’s Medusa Complex. They backed DDP into the corner and he backed down letting them in the match too.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Women’s Tag Team Triple Threat title match just might steal the show at the pay per view and that’s huge considering how many great matches the card is stacked with.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other outstanding tag team matches tonight, we’ve got a big one where the number one contenders the Lynch Mob takes on the former number one contenders in the Golden BoyZ.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Golden BoyZ had two shots at the World Tag Team champions the Guerillas of Destiny and lost them both in two amazing battles. This should be a hell of a match!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of the World Tag team champion, they too will be in action tonight against Blood Carnival.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The crazy thing is Mike; we still have not gotten official word yet if Marc Fuller has been cleared to wrestle yet or not. Steve might be right back in the same situation he was in back at the Undisputed pay per view with no tag team partner.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That would disastrous for Steve if he has to face the blood thirsty champions all on his own!!! Folks, we also have singles action tonight as the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar takes on the ever-controversial Joey Ryan and in the other match, it’s going to be Kahagas taking on the biggest man in the Empire, Bulk who now has Spice whispering in his ear.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We were all stunned as we watched at Undisputed as Spice turned on Joey Ryan and sided with Bulk. She’s one evil bitch if you ask me.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The last match we need to talk about Chris is the return match from two weeks ago where Kahagas and Bulk were about to start our show off when the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone attacked Kahagas before the bell.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The face-off between Bulk and Stone sent chills down my spine. You don’t know how bad I wanted to see those two big boys face off.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris let’s kick things off with the Women’s division as the Canadian Ninjas take on the Women’s World Tag Team Champion’s Caged Heat.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to think that it’s going to be a rough fucking night for the Ninjas because these two women have been in rotten moods for three weeks now and they’ve been itching for a fight.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stranger things have happened Chris. If Caged Heat doesn’t stay focused then maybe the Ninjas could steal this match. Let’s go to the ring for our opening match!!! Harvey, take it away buddy!!!
Caged Heat © vs Canadian Ninjas
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 313 lbs, Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews; they are the Canadian Ninja’s!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts as “I like it heavy” by Halestorm rocks the building as Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews, better known as the Canadian Ninja’s walk down to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Canadian Ninjas enters tonight’s match as the number three contender to caged Heats titles. If they can upset the champions tonight in this non-title match then it should propel them right up into title contention!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is the Ninja’s third match since coming to the Empire and they are sporting a one and one record with their only win coming over Exile back on the opening night of the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament. They are desperate for a win tonight!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Loca and Delta Lotta Pain; they are the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. Medusa Complex stay back as Caged Heat storms around the ring eyeing their opponents like they want to kill them. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just take one look into the eyes of Loca and Delta and you can see that these two women are fucking pissed off.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I take back what I said. The Canadian Ninjas need to just get the fuck out of there!!! Live to fight another day as they say!!!
[ The bell sounds and Nicole Matthews hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw of Delta. She picks Delta up and rams her into the top turnbuckle. Nicole lifts Delta up, but Delta knees her in the stomach followed by a spike DDT by Delta. The ring shakes violently, instantly causing Nicole Matthews legs to spasm as Delta covers her up …1 …2 …and Portia Perez dives in to break it up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That nasty spike DDT could have fucking busted Nicole’s neck!!!
[ Portia Perez comes up with a right hand and drags his partner over to the corner. Nicole Matthews tags out to Portia Perez. Portia Perez uses a basement dropkick to the knee that has Delta seemingly on one leg. Slingshot senton by Portia Perez off the ropes, crushing the wounded leg of Delta. Portia goes for the pin on Delta …1 …2 …2 ½ …and a flying axe handle by Loca to break up the pin! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The quickness of the smallest woman in the match has Caged Heat back on their heels!!! She’s hitting the champs from all directions!!!
[ Portia drags Loca to her feet, but the bigger woman elbows Portia Perez in the face. Loca tags in Delta now. Lightning kick by Delta on Portia Perez. Delta whips Portia Perez into the ropes and hits a dropkick on the rebound. Delta goes to lift Portia Perez into a headlock, but Portia Perez powers out of a headlock followed by an elbow by Portia Perez. Spin kick by Portia Perez to the face of Delta that takes Delta down. Portia Perez rolls out onto the apron followed by a springboard dropkick from the outside right into the head of Loca sending her crashing to the floor. Delta rises to her feet again, only for Portia Perez to catch her with a springboard bulldog off the tope rope! Perez goes for the cover …1 …2 …and Loca dives back into the ring to break the count!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You gotta gives the Ninjas credit here Chris, they are taking the fight right at the champions!!! They are showing no fear, especially Perez!!! This young woman is a house of fire!!!
[ Portia Perez kicks Loca in the back of the head and then locks her in a half Boston crab, but Loca kicks free with her good leg and sends Portia Perez head first into the turnbuckles! She then rushes in and hits a massive clothesline in the corner to bring her down! Loca now lifts Perez up into a backbreaker, but here comes Nicole Matthews! She hammers Loca into the ropes and sends her into the air with a back body drop! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The referee has lost total control of this match as all four women are in the ring!!! It’s chaos out there!!!
[ But now Delta jumps in clotheslining Nicole Matthews over the top rope and to the floor! Delta dives through the ropes and crashes into Nicole Matthews sending her slamming into the steel guardrail!!! Inside the ring, Portia Perez staggers up, as Loca bear hugs her and Delta rolls back in and they hit their Hard Time (a bear hug, clothesline combination) finisher!! Delta covers Perez for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Caged Heat!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Ninja’s put up one hell of a fight, especially Perez; but at the end of the match Caged Heat proved to be just too damn tough for them.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Caged Heat brings this much fire and intensity to Day of Reckoning, then nothing will be able to stop them from getting their tag titles back!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am getting word that during the match General Manager DDP met with Steve Scott of the Blood Carnival about his upcoming match against the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny. Let’s go back and see what DDP had to say.
[ The videotron replays the footage of Steve Scott back in the dressing room as the General Manager of the Empire DDP walks in. ]
[ Steve stops taping up his wrists and looks up at Page. ]
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – I’m guessing you’re not here to bring me good news?
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – No Steve, I’m not. I’m sorry to say that the doctors have not cleared Marc to wrestle tonight. So, we are left with a couple of choices. You have less than an hour to find another tag team partner, or you can forfeit the match.
[ Steve Scott smiles at Page. ]
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – You and I both know that there’s a limited roster here tonight. Anyone and everyone that’s going to be at the pay per view is enroute to the arena already. There isn’t anyone else.
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – There’s no shame in forfeiting the match.
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – And what if I take them on in a handicap match?
[ DDP chuckles at the thought. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – You want to take on the World Tag team champions… alone?
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – I’m not going to forfeit!!! I’m not a fucking quitter!! I’ll take both of them on alone if I have too!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – It’s your funeral kid. Good luck out there.
[ The videotron shuts down as the camera pan back to Mike and Chris who look stunned at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Can you believe what we just watched? Marc Fulton isn’t able to wrestle tonight so instead of just walking away to fight another day, that dumb as a brick Steve Scott is going to go it alone and take on the World Tag Team Champions in a handicap match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Steve Scott has a huge set of balls to want to take on that pack of wild dogs!!! There’s blood in the water and it’s going to be feeding time in the shark pool!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time for more tag team action. Harvey, take it away buddy!!!
The Golden BoyZ vs The Lynch Mob
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 433 lbs., Joey and Matt Lynch; “The Lynch Mob”!!
[ A mixture of cheers and boos ring out as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the two brawling brothers march out on stage. They high five each other and race down to the ring diving under the bottom ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Lynch Mob has a ton to prove tonight. The dirt sheets have written that thanks to G.O.D. attacking the Chain Gang, the Lynch Mob lucked out by backing into the title match at Day of Reckoning!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob are amazing wrestlers, and nobody is taking that away from them; but everyone watched as the Chain Gang dominated them a few weeks ago in that number one Contendership match!!! Everyone knows who the true number one contenders are!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., Jake and Dave Anderson; they are “The Golden BoyZ”!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two men have taken the Empire by storm as for the past two months they have been at the very top of the tag team division taking G.O.D. to their limits not once but twice!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Golden BoyZ come into this match with only two losses and both coming at the hands of G.O.D. for the World Tag Team titles!!! Their very first win in the Empire came at the expense of the Lynch Mob in what we thought was the biggest upset of the Tag Team tournament. Don’t think for one fucking minute that the Lynch Mob have forgotten that night!!!
[ It looks like Joey Lynch and Dave Anderson will start this off for their respective teams. Joey Lynch is smiling as he looks at Dave Anderson with a smile. Joey Lynch charges Dave Anderson showing he isn’t afraid of Dave Anderson and Dave Anderson sends Joey Lynch crashing to the mat with a big boot! Joey Lynch gets to his feet and charges Dave Anderson again, but this time Dave Anderson grabs Joey Lynch by the throat and with all the fury he can muster sends Joey Lynch crashing into the corner. Once in the corner Dave Anderson begins unleashing big right hands into the face of Joey Lynch once, twice, three, four, and a final fifth blow that knocks Joey Lynch onto his ass. Joey Lynch is on the mat and Dave Anderson begins stomping on him until Joey Lynch reaches his feet and takes refuge in the corner. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Dave Anderson is like a rabid dog Chris hell bent on proving that they are the measuring stick for all the tag teams here in the Empire!!!
[ Matt Lynch tries to tell the referee to keep Dave Anderson back, but Dave Anderson grabs Joey Lynch and spins him before tossing him over the top rope and to the floor below. Dave Anderson follows Joey Lynch outside of the ring and picks him up before ramming him on the steel ring barricade. The referee starts his count as Joey Lynch grabs his side having fallen on it and as Dave Anderson approaches …1 …2 …3 …and Joey Lynch strikes Dave Anderson with a right hand but it just appears to make Dave Anderson even more angry as he brings his knee up and lands it square into Joey Lynch’s gut. …4 …5 …6…and Joey Lynch hunches over and Dave Anderson tosses Joey Lynch back into the ring and places him so his shoulders are on the apron and Dave Anderson brings his elbow down right into Joey Lynch’s throat. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is the worst possible situation for the Lynch Mob just days ahead of the pay per view!! Joey Lynch is getting torn apart out there!!!
[ Joey Lynch rolls over in pain as Dave Anderson backs up, and with his head unprotected Dave Anderson rushes Joey Lynch and nails him in the side of the head with a big boot. Joey Lynch however just rolls with it and shows his ability to handle great pain as he is still well aware of where he is which forces Dave Anderson to nail him with an uppercut that sends Joey Lynch slinking back into the center of the ring. Dave Anderson heads over towards him, but Matt Lynch takes a cheap shot from the outside, at least momentarily slowing Dave Anderson down. Joey Lynch then charges forward, knocking Dave Anderson backwards with a big shot and then hooking him into a side Russian leg sweep! Joey Lynch gets to his feet and begins choking Dave Anderson with his boot. But Dave Anderson is powerful enough to recover from the attack of Joey Lynch and send him flying backwards just by shoving Joey Lynch’s leg. Dave Anderson again takes position in the corner of the ring and Dave Anderson is on top of him driving another big right hand into Joey Lynch’s face!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This match has been all one sided thus far. Dave Anderson has been kicking the holy shit out of Joey Lynch right out of the gate!!! Joey needs to get Matt in this match!!!
[ Dave Anderson then drags Joey Lynch towards him and drops him with a well-placed clothesline that knocks the former number one contender to the mat. Joey Lynch looks stunned by this barrage from Dave Anderson as Dave Anderson picks Joey Lynch up and sends him crashing into the corner. Dave Anderson charges again but this time Joey Lynch manages to put up his boot and catch Dave Anderson right in the face. Dave Anderson staggers backwards and Joey Lynch climbs up to the second rope and leaps off coming down on Dave Anderson and dropping him with an axe handle. Dave Anderson is staggered but doesn’t go down forcing Joey Lynch to nail Dave Anderson with a short arm clothesline that drops the big man. He reaches over and tags in his brother Matt Lynch!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey finally gets the tag to his brother Matt and Matt is in like a house on fire!!!
[ Matt Lynch begins stomping away on Dave Anderson obviously pissed that Dave Anderson has dominated his team in the early going. Matt Lynch steps on Dave Anderson’s hands and then on his knees hoping to destroy the big man, but Dave Anderson just sits up forcing Matt Lynch to bounce off the ropes and come back at Dave Anderson driving a big boot right into Dave Anderson’s skull. Dave Anderson hits the mat hard and Matt Lynch goes for the cover …1 …2 …and Jake Anderson dives in to break it up! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The first pin attempt goes to the Lynch Mob as Jake Anderson comes in just in time to break up the pin attempt.
[ The referee forces Jake Anderson out of the ring, as Matt Lynch unleashes a kick to Dave Anderson’s gut. The crowd roars to their feet as Matt Lynch lifts Dave Anderson up and looks to lift him up for belly-to-belly suplex, but Dave Anderson however manages to get up a knee which blocks the move. Matt Lynch curses himself as he tries again but Dave Anderson blocks again and shoves Matt Lynch off. Matt Lynch tries to attack again but Dave Anderson nails Matt Lynch with a big uppercut that knocks Matt Lynch to the mat. Matt Lynch shoots back up and unloads with some chops, however only for Dave Anderson to grab him and send him crashing to the mat with a side slam. Dave Anderson goes for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …but now it’s Joey Lynch who dives in to break it up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This match has turned into a back-and-forth affair after the fast start by the Golden BoyZ who failed to put away Joey Lynch early in the match!!!
[ That brings Jake Anderson back in and it’s an all-out brawl for a few moments, with all four men hammering away at one another. Finally, the referee regains control, forcing Jake Anderson and Joey Lynch out of the ring. Dave Anderson finally reaches over tagging in Jake Anderson. Jake Anderson grabs Matt Lynch up and slings him overhead with a judo takedown. He goes to drive a fist into the top of the head, but Matt Lynch moves out of the way and Jake Anderson hits his hand on the mat jamming his wrist. Matt Lynch kicks him in the back of the head and then slaps him right across the face. Jake Anderson goes and hits a sharp uppercut back at Matt Lynch, and he knees him in the gut. Jake Anderson Irish whips Matt Lynch causing Matt Lynch to bounce off the ropes, but Matt Lynch counters though with a flying forearm which staggers Jake Anderson a bit. Jake Anderson is leaning against the ropes as Matt Lynch dropkicks him which almost sends Jake Anderson over the ropes. Matt Lynch follows up another drop kick which does send Jake Anderson toppling over the top rope and crashing to the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Matt Lynch sends Jake Anderson over the top rope and spilling out to the floor in a heap!!!
[ Matt Lynch bounces off the back ropes and he dives right through the second rope as Dave Anderson is helping up his brother and Matt hits a suicide dive through the ropes knocking both Dave Anderson and Jake Anderson crashing back into the steel guardrail!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a car crash we have outside the ring as Matt Lynch sacrificed his own body to take out the Golden BoyZ!!!
[ Jake Anderson slowly stands up, yelling at Dave Anderson for the miscue. But he quickly gets pelted in the back of the head by Matt Lynch, who then spins him around rams him into the ring apron full force. Dave Anderson turns around, only for Joey Lynch to jump off the opposite side of the apron on top of him with a Thesz press! Joey Lynch is unloading with fists of fury as Jake Anderson is rolled into the ring by Matt Lynch. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Lynch Mob has had enough of the Anderson’s Chris and they are beating the ever-loving hell out of them right now!! How the tide has swung in the favor of the Lynch Mob in the past few minutes!!
[ Matt Lynch with a running big boot right to the side of the head of Jake Anderson as he tries to get up. Now Matt Lynch starts unloading with a series of knee drops to Jake Anderson while he’s down. Matt Lynch drags Jake Anderson up and from out of nowhere flies his brother Joey Lynch nailing Jake with the Lynching (a top rope Steiner Driver)!!! Matt rolls Jake Anderson up for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Lynch Mob!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a big statement match by the Lynch Mob to beat the former number one contenders after being dominated for most of the match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob now heads into Day of Reckoning just six days away as they clash head on against the World Tag Team champions the Guerillas of Destiny for the World Tag Team titles!!! What a match this is going to be!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I for one have that at the top of my list for what I am most excited to see. Chris, I am getting word that Tony Tran is heading toward DDP’s office. Let’s listen in and see what he’s gotta say to the boss.
[ The videotron switches back on as we see Tony Tran walking up to the office of the General manager DDP and nocks on the door. ]
[ Nobody answers, so he knocks again; then DDP walks up behind him. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – What do you want?
[ Tony Tran jumps, as he never saw DDP walk up behind him. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Must you do that?
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Just get to the point. What do you want Tran?
[ Tony adjusts his suit jacket and smiles at Page. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – This match between myself and STIXX, I’m asking you man to man to cancel it. You really don’t wanna to show that at day of Reckoning. There’s gotta be other wrestlers more deserving than me!! Hell, I haven’t wrestled in like what, six… eight… ten years!!!
[ Page chuckles listening to Tran. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What do you say? Let’s call this off.
[ Tran grins ear to ear hoping he’s convinced Page to call off the match. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – NO!!!
[ Tran’s jaw hits the floor as Page walks past him and opens his office door. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What… what do you mean no?!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – I said no, and I meant it.
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – But why? What did I ever do to you?
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Let me just say it in the simplest way I can. I never liked you back then, and I like you even less now!!! At Day of Reckoning, you will face STIXX and I hope to God… he gets rid of you for good!!!
[ The videotron shuts down and the show goes back to Mike and Chris ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Too fucking funny. Tony Tran is practically begging DDP to cancel his match at the pay per view against STIXX, but Page isn’t hearing it and shut Tran down!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Like most of us back in the day, Tony Tran wasn’t a very popular guy in the dressing room. Most of us hopes he gets what’s coming to him for all the shady shit he did back in the day.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, two weeks ago we were scheduled to have Kahagas versus Bulk, but Alexander Stone had other ideas. That match has been rescheduled for tonight, and it’s next. Let’s go back to the ring!!!
Kahagas vs Bulk
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, being accompanied to the ring by Spice; and weighing in at 484 lbs., “Big Mike” Bulk!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays across the arena and the near five-hundred-pound monster “Big Mike” Bulk storms down to the ring with Spice at his side. The duo climbs into the ring waiting for their opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Under the leadership of Spice, Bulk looks even more focused and he’s the kind of guy that could rip off five or six wins and get right back into the title picture.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more. Most of his losses were under questionable circumstances and if any one of those were flipped into wins this guy could be challenging for the World Heavyweight title.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Demon” makes his way down to the ring and rolls in never taking his eyes off of the big man!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas walks into this match at five hundred sporting a three and three record coming off of a brutal chain match against Tito Escobar at the Undisputed pay per view.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That match took a shit ton out of both of those men that night and later on we will be seeing the United States Heavyweight Champion in action against Bulk’s nemesis Joey Ryan which should be a good match!!!
[ Bulk goes right into Kahagas for a lockup, shoving him backwards into the turnbuckles and overpowering the smaller Kahagas. Bulk quickly powers him back again and smashes his hip into Kahagas. Kahagas fires a few forearms to try and force himself out of the corner, but Bulk bashes him with a big forearm that’s like being hit by a 2×4. Bulk uses his size to continue to bully Kahagas into the corner and wallops him with an open hand chop as Spice claps at ringside loving it all. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bulk is doing a nice job using his much larger size to overpower Kahagas.
[ Now Bulk whips him across the ring and charges in, smashing full speed into Kahagas in the corner. Now Bulk hits a double chop across the neck and then lifts Kahagas up into the air and drives him down onto his knee. Bulk goes for it one more time, but Kahagas counters and powers Bulk up and drives him down with an inverted atomic drop. ] [
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That was an almost five-hundred-pound man he just picked up!!! What amazing strength!!!
[ Kahagas is quickly back on the attack, sending a series of kicks into the thigh area of Bulk. The big man starts to sweat, as he takes a few wild swings at Kahagas, but the Japanese wrestler is able to avoid contact and come off the far ropes with a flying clothesline that knocks Bulk down to a knee. Spice slams her hands on the mat trying to motivate her man!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Spice knows that things are not going her man’s way right now!!
[ Kahagas starts sending some big kicks into his midsection and then grabs him into a side headlock and nails a few big forearm uppercut shots to the face of the big man. He goes far and leaps into the air, but Bulk catches him and rams him into the top turnbuckle and then drills him into the canvas with a front slam. Bulk now drives his knee into the middle of Kahagas and lifts him up with both hands, choking him. Kahagas elbows his way out and then hits a big high kick right to the face of Bulk. Kahagas does another thigh kick as Bulk goes to a knee once more and then charges in, looking for another big kick, but Bulk catches him coming in and lifting him high and dropping him down for a flapjack type move. Bulk now gets back to the ropes and drops down with a huge leg drop across the chest. Bulk lays on top, keeping all his weight not the smaller man, trying to take the wind out of him. Bulk grabs him once more, hitting a headlock takeover and keeping the hold cinched in on the canvas now! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bulk is back in control of the match as he once again is using his power to toss Kahagas around!!!
[ Kahagas as he now tries to wrap his legs around Bulk’s head and eventually succeeds, causing the big man to release the headlock and then concentrate on squirming free of the head scissors, before both men shoot back to their feet. Kahagas charges in again, but Bulk catches him with a spine buster. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I think that spinebuster could have shattered Kahagas’ spine!!!
[ Bulk hammers away at him and then lifts him up for a beautiful back suplex. Now he grabs him and lifts him into a double undertook backbreaker. Kahagas is hurting as he holds the small of his back as Bulk hits the ropes and goes for the Earthquake splash but Kahagas moves at the last second! Now Kahagas is up and he’s hammering away on Bulk. He tries to suplex the big man, but can’t quite get him up. Kahagas sends him to the ropes and blasts him with a lariat right across the face! Kahagas spins him around, grabbing his head and then runs with him nailing a bulldog! Kahagas with the cover …1 …2 …but Bulk gets his shoulder up sending Kahagas sailing back to his feet. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – There was so much power in that kickout that Kahagas had the awareness to land vertically on his feet!!
[ Kahagas applies a reverse chin lock and has it cinched in tight, but Bulk starts to get up to his feet. Kahagas can’t keep him grounded and as Bulk starts to lift up Kahagas hops on his back. But then Bulk charges backwards, smashing Kahagas into the turnbuckles. Bulk clobbers Kahagas with a big forearm and then whips him into the ropes and clotheslines Kahagas over the top rope sending him crashing to the floor. The referee tries to keep Bulk in the ring, but he doesn’t go for that and goes outside as the referee starts the count-out. …1 …2 …Kahagas starts to stand but Bulk hits him with a big boot! Now Bulk delivers a suplex on the unforgiving ringside floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bulk seemingly has had enough of Kahagas and he’s on the hunt outside the ring!!!
[ Kahagas tries to roll back into the ring, looking to get away, but Bulk has other ideas, pulling him backwards and smashing him into the steel guardrail. …3 …4 …and Kahagas tries to crawl away but Bulk puts his boot on him and instead of letting him get away begins starting to drag Kahagas back upright by the hair and then taking him by the arm, looking to hit an Irish whip into the ring steps only for Kahagas to somehow reverse, sending Bulk crashing into them!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s the great neutralizer Mike!! Those steel ring steps will slow anyone down!!!
[ …5 …6 …Kahagas charges in and hits the Cannonball smashing Bulk’s back into the steel ring steps!!! …7 …8 …and Kahagas rolls back into the ring and climbs to the top rope and perches on the turnbuckles waiting for Bulk to get to his feet. Bulk slowly gets to his feet and Kahagas is just about to fly off when from behind Joey Ryan hops up onto the apron and shoves Kahagas off into the waiting arms of Bulk who powerbombs the Japanese star to the floor! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That stupid shit just cost both men the match!!! Like he didn’t need any more trouble!!!
[ Joey Ryan laughs at both men as the referee turns around and sees it, calling for the bell! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, Kahagas!!!
[ Joey Ryan sees Bulk glaring at him knowing that he just cost him the match, so he rolls out of the ring as quick as he can and runs back up the ramp to the safety of the backstage area. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas picks up the win tonight, but I’m sure when he replays the video tape, he’s going to see that it didn’t exactly go as planned.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It got him to the pay window, maybe he should just let Bulk and Joey Ryan settle their differences without him getting in the middle of it?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I agree. He doesn’t need to get in the middle of what these two idiots got going on. Just walk the fuck away!! Anyway Chris, while the match was going on our tapes were rolling and I hear we have footage of a meeting between the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova and her tag team partner tonight Havok. Let’s roll the tape and see what went down.
[ The videotron comes to life showing Havok in her dressing room getting ready for her tag team match tonight when the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts in with her World title draped over her shoulder. ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Hey Jessicka!! I can call you Jessicka right?
[ Havok stands up to face her. ]
Jessicka Havok – What do you want?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – We’ve got a huge match tonight, and I just want to make sure we’re on the same page.
Jessicka Havok – The same page?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Yea, you know what I mean. You follow my lead, and I’ll take you to the pay window.
Jessicka Havok – Follow your lead?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Yea, just do everything I tell you, and we’ll have no problems; capiche? I’ll see you out there.
[ Amber struts out of the ring all cocky as Havok stands up irritated. ]
Jessicka Havok – Fucking bitch!!
[ The videotron shuts down as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber Nova set the record straight with Havok tonight. Just follow her lead and she will take her to the pay window.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Maybe Amber should pull her head out of her ass and realize that none of the women in the back respect her as champion. She may be tagging with Havok tonight, but just like Bloody Mary and Maria Manic; Havok wants that Women’s World title just as much as they do!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It should be one hell of a main event, but that’s later tonight. Right now, we are set-up for what was going to be a great tag team match as the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny were going to take on the Blood Carnival. Unfortunately, Marc Fulton can’t get medically cleared to wrestle tonight so Steve Scott has decided to go it alone!!! I for one think he’s fucking nuts, but that’s just my opinion!! Harvey, take it away buddy.
G.O.D. © vs The Blood Carnival
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!!! First, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the current and reigning World Tag Team Champions; Tanga Loa & Tama Tonga, they are the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base showing off their World Tag Team titles. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Here are the World tag Team champions, choosing to come out to the ring first; flaunting their tag titles!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Do you blame them? They are the best in the game right now and going into the pay per view Sunday night, they show no fear when it comes to facing the Lynch Mob!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 200 lbs. and being accompanied by Bloody Mary, this is Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott is escorted by Bloody Mary as they walk out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around them as they walk down to the ring and climb in!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nobody is going to confuse this guy with being a rocket scientist Chris. He’s actually chosen to wrestle the tag team champions in a handicap match tonight instead of canceling the match and rescheduling it for another night.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I want to give the guy credit for manning up and taking this match on himself, but I think by the time the World Tag Team Champions are done with him; he’s going to have a bed next to Marc Fulton in the hospital. Not very smart at all!!!
[ Almost immediately, the World Tag Team Champions go right after Steve Scott, hammering away at him. The referee is trying to get this sorted out, as the bell hasn't even officially rung yet. The referee forces Steve Scott back into the corner, as Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga are forced out of the ring. The referee is saying that he wants this match to be about legal tags and such and won't let it turn into some sort of out-of-control circus. Steve Scott is ready to rock as Tama Tonga slides back into the ring. Tama dives at Steve Scott but he sidesteps and Tama Tonga hits the ropes. Tama comes back with a clothesline but Steve Scott ducks, and pokes Tama Tonga in the eye. Tama Tonga screams out like he’s just been shot in the face, and eventually scores a tag to Tanga Loa, who charges at Steve Scott. He looks like he’s going for a clothesline but stops short and kicks Steve Scott in the gut instead. He follows it up with a knee to the face and Steve Scott hits the canvas. Tanga Loa starts to celebrate as he tags Tama back in, who stomps away at Steve Scott with some furious boots. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It didn’t take long for the World Tag Team Champions to take control of this match and beat the lone wolf Steve Scott down!!!
[ Bloody Mary pounds her hands on the mat trying to get Steve to get up as Tama rubs his boot in Steve Scott’s face and yells… ]
‘The World Tag Team Champion Tama Tonga – We’re going to end you!! When we’re done with you the Blood Carnival will be no more, bitch!!!
[ Tama picks Steve Scott up and locks him into a headlock, as he taunts Bloody Mary who looks on worried from the ringside area. Steve Scott pushes Tama Tonga against the ropes to break the headlock and Tanga Loa makes a quick tag. Tama Tonga runs back to Steve Scott and ducks a clothesline, with Tanga Loa running behind him with a clothesline of his own. However, Steve Scott ducks this clothesline, and now Tama Tonga is coming back off the opposite ropes, so him and Tanga Loa end up colliding together. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Steve Scott has the Tag Champs looking like a couple of chumps, Mike!!! I think maybe they didn’t take Steve very seriously!!!
[ Steve Scott kicks Tama Tonga out of the ring and grabs Tanga Loa, standing him up against the turnbuckle as he goes for the Kill Shot (diving DDT from the second rope) but Tanga Loa gets his bearings together though, and counters the move by grabbing him and spinning him around and hits a back suplex. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve went for it all right there, and it didn’t pay off as the bigger Tanga turned it into a massive back suplex that laid Steve out!!!
[ Tanga Loa catches his breath and goes for a schoolboy pin …1 …2 …and Tanga gets a two count before Steve gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Guerillas of Destiny need to stop playing around and just finish him for Christ’s sake. This match should have been over a long time ago!!
[ Steve Scott is the first to his feet as he charges at Tama Tonga who is on the ring apron and he hits him with a running clothesline that sends both men crashing to the floor!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve Scott is one crazy mother fucker!!!
[ The referee rolls out of the ring to check on both men when from the crowd, the Chain Gang dives into the ring and nails Tanga Loa with the Hard Knocks (The Doomsday Device)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Chain Gang just hit Tanga Loa with a sneak attack!!! Salena warned everyone that things were going to change around here and she fucking meant it!!! The Chain Gang just paid the World Champions back for the screw job a month ago when they lost to the Lynch Mob!!!
[ Bloody Mary urges Steve Scott to get his ass back in the ring as the referee looks back and sees Tanga Loa laid out and the Chain Gang along with Salena walking around the ring toward them. Steve rolls into the ring and drops an arm across Tanga not having enough strength to hook a leg as the referee makes the count …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Steve Scott!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me sideways, the Guerillas of Destiny have lost their first match here in the Empire!!! I can’t believe what we just witnessed!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This isn’t going to sit well with the leader of the Gold Standard when he hears of this debacle!! There’s going to be hell to pay at the end of the day!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more. Alexander Stone isn’t a guy to fuck with and I have to think that there’s going to be hell to pay down the road for Steve Scott and the Chain Gang!!! Folks, during our match; Bulk and Spice met with General Manager Diamond Dallas Page. Let’s look back and see what happened.
[ The videotron comes to life showing the General Manager of the Empire DDP in his office with Spice and a very pissed off Bulk. ]
“Sexy” Spice – Did you see what happened out there? That limp dick fuck interfered on our match!!! He cost us money!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Yeah, I saw what he did, but what do you want me to do about it?
“Sexy” Spice – What do we want you to do? We expect you to do your fucking job?
[ DDP tries to hold back his anger, trying to act professional. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Listen, it was the two of you that screwed him over at Undisputed. Let’s just call it payback and let it go.
[ Bulk snaps and grabs DDP by his suit coat pulling him in close. ]
“Big Mike” Bulk – Let it go? You want me to let it go? I’m not letting it go!!! I want that son of a bitch in a match at the pay per view and I want him in a no holds barred match!!! I want nothing to stop me from beating the ever-living shit out of him!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Alright, fine. You got it!!! No Holds Barred match!!! Consider it a done deal!!!
[ Bulk lets DDP go and he along with Spice storm out of DDP’s office as the videotron shuts down and we see Mike and Chris back at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just when you think that the pay per view couldn’t get any bigger, DDP just signed the ninth match of the night and it’s going to be a no holds barred match pitting Bulk against Joey Ryan!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey Ryan should just let this shit go. Now he’s gone and pissed off the big guy and there’s nothing the referee can do to stop the ass kicking that’s coming his way.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That match is going to be brutal!!! Speaking of Joey Ryan, he’s in our next match as he goes head-to-head with the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar!!! Let’s rejoin Harvey Weinstein in the ring.
Tito Escobar © vs Joey Ryan
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!! Making his way to the ring and being accompanied by Los Vipers, weighing in at 198 lbs., he is the current and reigning United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. The United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar struts out all cocky with his Mexican Heavyweight championship around his waist followed by Los Vipers to the booing of the sold-out crowd. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes with a cocky ass smile on his face. Los Vipers follow him in and mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Cartel is looking unified tonight even coming off that huge upset loss last week where Caristico defeated Los Vipers to earn himself a United States Heavyweight title match in just six nights.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, but there’s more than just the United States Heavyweight title on the line in that match. Caristico also is putting up his mask. He loses, he has to unmask right there at the pay per view and hand the mask over to Tito!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This guy’s a fucking idiot!!! Just let that whore Spice go and focus on either wrestling or the porn industry. Pick one because he’s not very good at either!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He keeps making one bad decision after another and it’s all heading to a boiling point at the pay per view when he now has to face Bulk in a no holds barred match!!!
[ As the bell officially sounds, Tito Escobar drop kicks Joey to the mat and then stomps away on Joey Ryan and pulling him up into a short, stiff European uppercut to the face. He quickly takes Joey Ryan back down to the ground with a face slam. Tito Escobar continues with a series of boots to Joey Ryan’s back, eventually lifting him up and shooting him into the opposite ropes. Joey Ryan ducks a would-be clothesline and grabs Tito Escobar around the waist, pushing him towards the ropes for an attempted O’Connor roll but Tito Escobar holds on to the ropes! Joey Ryan back rolls back and to his feet and just as Tito Escobar turns around, he’s met with a perfect dropkick that catches him right in the face! The dropkick sends Tito Escobar up and over the ropes as he spills to the outside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Joey Ryan is feeling it right now, carrying over his great match he had with Chandler Hopkins to tonight!!!
[ Santos shouts at Tito Escobar to get up as Joey Ryan goes for a baseball slide. Pedro shoves Tito Escobar out of the way and pulls up the apron so Joey Ryan’s baseball slide misses and he gets caught between the apron and the ring! Tito Escobar begins to hammer away with clubbing lefts and rights, leaving Joey Ryan beaten down a bit. Tito Escobar hops up on the apron and points at Joey Ryan, who’s head is laying on the apron. Tito Escobar takes a moment to point at Joey Ryan’s head his index finger and thumb shaped like a gun. He leaps up, looking to stomp on Joey Ryan’s head but Joey Ryan moves out of the way and Tito Escobar misses. Just as his foot lands, Joey Ryan sweeps the legs out from under Tito Escobar and Tito Escobar crashes on the apron, the hardest part of the ring! Joey Ryan enters the ring and drags Tito Escobar by his legs into the center of the ring. Joey executes a jackknife pin as the referee slides into position …1 …2 …but no, Joey Ryan manages to keep him down for only a two as Tito Escobar powers out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a great set of counters by Joey Ryan to keep Tito Escobar off his game!!!
[ Joey Ryan picks up Tito Escobar and executes a Snap Dragon Suplex and follows with a float-over but can’t even get a pin this time as Tito Escobar sinks his hand around the bottom rope! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Joey Ryan has the champion reeling as he grabs the bottom rope to save himself from getting pinned!!!
[ Joey Ryan shakes his head as he picks up Tito Escobar and shoots him off in the ropes. Joey Ryan lowers his head and Tito Escobar goes for a sunset flip but Joey Ryan rolls through on to his feet and dropkicks Tito Escobar right in the face again! Joey goes for another cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Santos pulls the referee out of the ring stopping the count!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Escobar better count his blessings that Los Vipers are out there with him tonight because that could have ended ugly!!!
[ Joey Ryan is frustrated as he watches the referee argue with the Cartel about getting Tito back in the ring. Suddenly, Kahagas climbs up onto the ring apron and the crowd goes wild. ]
[ Joey Ryan turns around to see what the hell the crowd is yelling about and as he does Kahagas spits green mist right into his face blinding him and then drops back down to the floor!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tell me that this isn’t fucking payback for interfering in Kahagas’ match earlier tonight!!
[ Joey stumbles around the mat blinded as Tito Escobar rolls back into the ring and hits Joey with the Red Angel (second rope Tequila Sunrise)!!! Tito rolls Joey up as the referee slides into position and counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tito Escobar!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tito Escobar escapes tonight with another win and now moves on to the pay per view to face Caristico in a title for mask match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man, the pay per view card is stacked and this title for mask stipulation adds to the drama!! Both men have so much more to lose!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m hearing that General Manager DDP has a huge announcement regarding the vacant Women’s National title and who is going to be in that match!! Let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with DDP!!!
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing outside the office of the General manager of the Empire DDP. DDP is standing there with a smile on his face. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, you have asked for time to make a big announcement regarding the vacant Women’s National title. The floor is yours, sir.
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Thank you Cindy. Back at Undisputed, I made the announcement that we are going to have another title for the women in the Empire to compete for. After weeks of watching all the single competitors in the Women’s division, the ownership group and myself have determined which wrestlers are going to battle it out to be the first Women’s National Champion in a Triple Threat match!!!
Cindy Meyers – Wow, and there you have it guys!! Su Yim will take on Shanna Furguson and Havok for the brand-new Women’s National title!!! Back to you!!!
[ The show swings back to Mike and Chris at the broadcast table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Talk about a star-studded triple threat match!! Su Yim and Shanna Furguson both won their matches last week and you have to think that by doing that it opened the ownerships groups eyes going into the pay per view!!! What an excellent match made by the team!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would have to think that it rounds the card off with nine huge matches!!! It will be our biggest pay per view card of the year so far!!! What a night we are going to have!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You can say that again!!! Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event as the women of the Empire take center stage in tag team action!! It’s the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova teaming with Havok to take on Maria Manic and her partner Bloody Mary!! Let’s get right to the action!!!
Amber Nova © & Havok vs Bloody Mary & Maria Manic
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the current and reigning Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The women’s World champion is looking as great as ever as she is the first woman to make her way out to the ring.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, her ego wouldn’t have it any other way.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her tag team partner, making her way to the ring, weighing in at 264 lbs., Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring never taking her eyes off the Women’s champion. ]
[ Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring knowing that this is one of the biggest matches of her career. A chorus of boos ring down on her as she soaks it all in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a night for Havok tonight. She gets the opportunity to team with the Women’s World Champion and in just six nights she gets to challenge for the new Women’s National title when she takes on Su Yim and Shanna Furguson!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Amazing. And here she thought that after she lost her Number One Contendership match a month ago, she was out of the title picture. Well think again. She’s right back in it!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making her way to the ring first; weighing in at 161 lbs., “The Maneater” Maria Manic!
[ A mix of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring never taking her hate filled eyes off of the Women’s Champion!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – After coming off a lackluster loss at the pay per view last month, Maria needs a win tonight to get her ass back into the title hunt. Another loss will drop her in the rankings and right out of the title picture.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Wins don’t come easy, but she let Amber get in her head at the pay per view and it showed. Amber schooled her and made her look like a rookie. She needs to step up and shine tonight!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her tag team partner. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 150 lbs., Bloody Mary!
[ “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson rocks the arena as the Bloody Mary walks down to the ring alone. The crowd can’t stand her as they boo the shit out of her. Reaching the ring, she dives under the bottom rope and taunts the crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here is the number one contender to the Women’s World title as she is just six nights away from challenging for Ambers Women’s World title!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s by far the biggest match of her career. Just imagine if she can get the pin on Amber tonight and how much that would do for her going into the pay per view.
[ Amber Nova starts things off and locks up with Maria Manic and shoves Maria Manic back just a bit. She goes to lock up again, but now it’s Maria Manic who shoves her back a bit. They attempt to lock up a third time, but neither woman is able to make the other budge. Amber Nova delivers a knee to the midsection and whips Maria Manic into the ropes, catching her on the rebound into a sidewalk slam. Amber Nova now drops down, delivering a knee across the sternum and leaving it there, so that her weight sits on Maria Manic chest cavity like a ton of bricks. That’s not good enough for a pin though, as Maria Manic shoulders are off the canvas, as she struggles to get up and get some breath into her lungs. Finally, she shoves Amber Nova off and gets to her feet, only to feel the power of Amber Nova in the form of a big clubbing forearm across the back. Amber Nova whips Maria Manic into the corner and charges in for a hip attack, but Maria Manic moves out of the way and peppers her with wild left hooks before throwing her into the far side ropes and catching her on the rebound with an incredible back body drop! She pulls Amber Nova to the apron and then runs down on the outside hitting a leg drop on the ring apron! The crowd is cheering as the powerful Maria Manic rolls Amber Nova back into the ring and then lifts her up and holding her there, showing just how strong she is before dropping her right into the front slam in the middle of the ring! Maria hooks the leg …1 …2 …and Amber Nova kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So far Maria is wrestling a much better match than what she did at the pay per view.
[ Maria Manic starts pelting her with big shots and then lifts her up and throws her into the ropes again, but as Maria Manic charges in, Amber Nova gets up the big boot and sends Maria Manic to the mat with a thud. Amber Nova now scoops her up over her shoulder and delivers a snake eyes in the corner, before tagging out to Havok. Havok comes in, attacking from all angles with repeated kidney punches and knee strikes. She grabs Maria up and pulls her in going for the Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver), but Maria Manic is able to shove her away and scurry into her corner to tag in Bloody Mary. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Havok was so fucking close to putting Maria away on that move she calls the Demon Drop!!! It could have been lights out for Maria!!!
[ Bloody Mary hops into the ring like the wild woman and goes right at Havok, only to eat a drop toe hold. Havok now lifts Bloody Mary up and throws her into the ropes, and catches her on the rebound with an elevated flapjack! Havok kicks her in the face and then drops down, wrenching her head back into a headlock vice. Havok wraps her arms around into a multiple variation of this head vice, cranking back on the neck repeatedly. Finally, she pulls Bloody Mary up and nails her with the Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver)!!! Havok hooks the leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Maria Manic dives in to break it up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Havok is making a fucking statement tonight and if she wrestles like this at the pay per view this Sunday, she’s going to walk out the first ever Women’s National Champion!!
[ Bloody Mary staggers back up to her feet, as Havok charges in and destroys her with a spear!!! Havok covers again …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and again Maria Manic is forced to make the save at the last moment. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bloody Mary needs to get her shit together!!! This team of Mary and Maria are not gelling together at all!!
[ Maria Manic and Havok begin trading shot after shot in the center of the ring. The referee is trying to regain control as he forces Maria back to her corner. Bloody Mary charges in for a clothesline, but Havok sees it coming and nails her with a big-time sweep kick. Havok lifts Bloody Mary up into a sit-out powerbomb! Havok again has the pin …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Bloody Mary just barely escapes as she gets her foot on the bottom rope. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Ever since DDP announced the three women that will be wrestling for the National title, Havok has been in another zone out here!!!
[ Havok lifts Bloody Mary up onto her shoulders and hits her a Samoan drop. She then grabs her by the head, possibly for a cutter, but Bloody Mary counters with a stiff knee to the sternum. Bloody Mary whips Havok into the turnbuckles and charges in with a clothesline, followed up with a bulldog out of the corner! Havok fights back to her feet, but Bloody Mary catches her with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary covers her …1 …2 …2 ½ …but Amber Nova makes the last moment save by coming in over the ropes and stomping on Bloody Mary. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Huge save by the Women’s World Champion who is itching to get back into this match!!
[ The referee is shouting at Amber Nova to get out of the ring as Havok tries to get up. Amber Nova drags Havok over and tags herself in. Havok is wondering why the fuck she would do that as she throws her arms in the air!!! ]
Jessicka Havok – What the hell are you doing?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – I told you to follow my lead!!!
[ Amber Nova turns around and is kicked in the gut followed by a double arm DDT that spikes her into the mat!!! The crowd goes nuts as Amber Nova crawls over to her corner to make the tag to Havok, but she just drop down from the ring apron and flips her off. ]
Jessicka Havok – You know what, fuck you!!!
[ And the crowd goes nuts as Havok storms back up the ramp and to the back. Amber is stunned when from out of nowhere Bloody Mary hits her with a spear followed up with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary dives onto Havok for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Maria Manic and Bloody Mary!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit the Women’s World Champion just suffered her first defeat here in the Empire!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s not that she just lost, but she lost to the same woman that she is going to put her title on the line against in just six short days!!!
[ As the referee holds Bloody Mary’s arm high in victory, Maria Manic comes out from nowhere armed with the Women’s World title and blasts her in the head with it knocking her shit out cold!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I can’t believe what we just saw!!! Maria Manic just turned on her tag team partner and now both the Women’s Champion and the Number One Contender are lying on the mat like a fucking car wreck!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I guess all the talk about how Maria no-showed at her match at Undisputed lit a fire under her ass!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we can’t wait to see the fallout from this one!!! We will see you in six nights at the pay per view!!!
Monday Night March 29th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and I am joined by my broadcast colleague Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – HI folks, it’s great to have you tuning back in for another great night of wrestling action with six huge matches!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s right Chris and it all builds up to tonight’s huge main event as the women of the Empire take center stage as the Women’s World Heavyweight Champion Amber Nova teams up with Havok to take on the former number one contender Maria Manic and her tag team partner and current number one contender Bloody Mary!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It should be an amazing match as we speed toward Day of Reckoning next Sunday night where we will see Amber Nova defend her Women’s World title against Bloody Mary.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other action, we will also see the Women’s World Tag Team champions in action as they take on the Canadian Ninja’s.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caged Heat might be the champions, but they seem to have been caught up in chasing the Woke Queens who have in their possession the tag titles.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Some people say that possession is nine tenths of the law. The Woke Queens have forced DDP’s hand and they now have their shot at the champs at the pay per view. But let’s not forget about the wild card in this match and that’s Medusa Complex. They backed DDP into the corner and he backed down letting them in the match too.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Women’s Tag Team Triple Threat title match just might steal the show at the pay per view and that’s huge considering how many great matches the card is stacked with.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other outstanding tag team matches tonight, we’ve got a big one where the number one contenders the Lynch Mob takes on the former number one contenders in the Golden BoyZ.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Golden BoyZ had two shots at the World Tag Team champions the Guerillas of Destiny and lost them both in two amazing battles. This should be a hell of a match!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of the World Tag team champion, they too will be in action tonight against Blood Carnival.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The crazy thing is Mike; we still have not gotten official word yet if Marc Fuller has been cleared to wrestle yet or not. Steve might be right back in the same situation he was in back at the Undisputed pay per view with no tag team partner.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That would disastrous for Steve if he has to face the blood thirsty champions all on his own!!! Folks, we also have singles action tonight as the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar takes on the ever-controversial Joey Ryan and in the other match, it’s going to be Kahagas taking on the biggest man in the Empire, Bulk who now has Spice whispering in his ear.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We were all stunned as we watched at Undisputed as Spice turned on Joey Ryan and sided with Bulk. She’s one evil bitch if you ask me.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The last match we need to talk about Chris is the return match from two weeks ago where Kahagas and Bulk were about to start our show off when the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone attacked Kahagas before the bell.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The face-off between Bulk and Stone sent chills down my spine. You don’t know how bad I wanted to see those two big boys face off.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris let’s kick things off with the Women’s division as the Canadian Ninjas take on the Women’s World Tag Team Champion’s Caged Heat.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to think that it’s going to be a rough fucking night for the Ninjas because these two women have been in rotten moods for three weeks now and they’ve been itching for a fight.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stranger things have happened Chris. If Caged Heat doesn’t stay focused then maybe the Ninjas could steal this match. Let’s go to the ring for our opening match!!! Harvey, take it away buddy!!!
Caged Heat © vs Canadian Ninjas
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 313 lbs, Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews; they are the Canadian Ninja’s!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts as “I like it heavy” by Halestorm rocks the building as Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews, better known as the Canadian Ninja’s walk down to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Canadian Ninjas enters tonight’s match as the number three contender to caged Heats titles. If they can upset the champions tonight in this non-title match then it should propel them right up into title contention!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is the Ninja’s third match since coming to the Empire and they are sporting a one and one record with their only win coming over Exile back on the opening night of the Women’s World Tag Team title tournament. They are desperate for a win tonight!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Loca and Delta Lotta Pain; they are the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. Medusa Complex stay back as Caged Heat storms around the ring eyeing their opponents like they want to kill them. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just take one look into the eyes of Loca and Delta and you can see that these two women are fucking pissed off.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I take back what I said. The Canadian Ninjas need to just get the fuck out of there!!! Live to fight another day as they say!!!
[ The bell sounds and Nicole Matthews hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw of Delta. She picks Delta up and rams her into the top turnbuckle. Nicole lifts Delta up, but Delta knees her in the stomach followed by a spike DDT by Delta. The ring shakes violently, instantly causing Nicole Matthews legs to spasm as Delta covers her up …1 …2 …and Portia Perez dives in to break it up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That nasty spike DDT could have fucking busted Nicole’s neck!!!
[ Portia Perez comes up with a right hand and drags his partner over to the corner. Nicole Matthews tags out to Portia Perez. Portia Perez uses a basement dropkick to the knee that has Delta seemingly on one leg. Slingshot senton by Portia Perez off the ropes, crushing the wounded leg of Delta. Portia goes for the pin on Delta …1 …2 …2 ½ …and a flying axe handle by Loca to break up the pin! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The quickness of the smallest woman in the match has Caged Heat back on their heels!!! She’s hitting the champs from all directions!!!
[ Portia drags Loca to her feet, but the bigger woman elbows Portia Perez in the face. Loca tags in Delta now. Lightning kick by Delta on Portia Perez. Delta whips Portia Perez into the ropes and hits a dropkick on the rebound. Delta goes to lift Portia Perez into a headlock, but Portia Perez powers out of a headlock followed by an elbow by Portia Perez. Spin kick by Portia Perez to the face of Delta that takes Delta down. Portia Perez rolls out onto the apron followed by a springboard dropkick from the outside right into the head of Loca sending her crashing to the floor. Delta rises to her feet again, only for Portia Perez to catch her with a springboard bulldog off the tope rope! Perez goes for the cover …1 …2 …and Loca dives back into the ring to break the count!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You gotta gives the Ninjas credit here Chris, they are taking the fight right at the champions!!! They are showing no fear, especially Perez!!! This young woman is a house of fire!!!
[ Portia Perez kicks Loca in the back of the head and then locks her in a half Boston crab, but Loca kicks free with her good leg and sends Portia Perez head first into the turnbuckles! She then rushes in and hits a massive clothesline in the corner to bring her down! Loca now lifts Perez up into a backbreaker, but here comes Nicole Matthews! She hammers Loca into the ropes and sends her into the air with a back body drop! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The referee has lost total control of this match as all four women are in the ring!!! It’s chaos out there!!!
[ But now Delta jumps in clotheslining Nicole Matthews over the top rope and to the floor! Delta dives through the ropes and crashes into Nicole Matthews sending her slamming into the steel guardrail!!! Inside the ring, Portia Perez staggers up, as Loca bear hugs her and Delta rolls back in and they hit their Hard Time (a bear hug, clothesline combination) finisher!! Delta covers Perez for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Caged Heat!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Ninja’s put up one hell of a fight, especially Perez; but at the end of the match Caged Heat proved to be just too damn tough for them.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Caged Heat brings this much fire and intensity to Day of Reckoning, then nothing will be able to stop them from getting their tag titles back!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am getting word that during the match General Manager DDP met with Steve Scott of the Blood Carnival about his upcoming match against the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny. Let’s go back and see what DDP had to say.
[ The videotron replays the footage of Steve Scott back in the dressing room as the General Manager of the Empire DDP walks in. ]
[ Steve stops taping up his wrists and looks up at Page. ]
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – I’m guessing you’re not here to bring me good news?
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – No Steve, I’m not. I’m sorry to say that the doctors have not cleared Marc to wrestle tonight. So, we are left with a couple of choices. You have less than an hour to find another tag team partner, or you can forfeit the match.
[ Steve Scott smiles at Page. ]
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – You and I both know that there’s a limited roster here tonight. Anyone and everyone that’s going to be at the pay per view is enroute to the arena already. There isn’t anyone else.
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – There’s no shame in forfeiting the match.
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – And what if I take them on in a handicap match?
[ DDP chuckles at the thought. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – You want to take on the World Tag team champions… alone?
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – I’m not going to forfeit!!! I’m not a fucking quitter!! I’ll take both of them on alone if I have too!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – It’s your funeral kid. Good luck out there.
[ The videotron shuts down as the camera pan back to Mike and Chris who look stunned at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Can you believe what we just watched? Marc Fulton isn’t able to wrestle tonight so instead of just walking away to fight another day, that dumb as a brick Steve Scott is going to go it alone and take on the World Tag Team Champions in a handicap match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Steve Scott has a huge set of balls to want to take on that pack of wild dogs!!! There’s blood in the water and it’s going to be feeding time in the shark pool!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time for more tag team action. Harvey, take it away buddy!!!
The Golden BoyZ vs The Lynch Mob
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 433 lbs., Joey and Matt Lynch; “The Lynch Mob”!!
[ A mixture of cheers and boos ring out as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the two brawling brothers march out on stage. They high five each other and race down to the ring diving under the bottom ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Lynch Mob has a ton to prove tonight. The dirt sheets have written that thanks to G.O.D. attacking the Chain Gang, the Lynch Mob lucked out by backing into the title match at Day of Reckoning!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob are amazing wrestlers, and nobody is taking that away from them; but everyone watched as the Chain Gang dominated them a few weeks ago in that number one Contendership match!!! Everyone knows who the true number one contenders are!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., Jake and Dave Anderson; they are “The Golden BoyZ”!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two men have taken the Empire by storm as for the past two months they have been at the very top of the tag team division taking G.O.D. to their limits not once but twice!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Golden BoyZ come into this match with only two losses and both coming at the hands of G.O.D. for the World Tag Team titles!!! Their very first win in the Empire came at the expense of the Lynch Mob in what we thought was the biggest upset of the Tag Team tournament. Don’t think for one fucking minute that the Lynch Mob have forgotten that night!!!
[ It looks like Joey Lynch and Dave Anderson will start this off for their respective teams. Joey Lynch is smiling as he looks at Dave Anderson with a smile. Joey Lynch charges Dave Anderson showing he isn’t afraid of Dave Anderson and Dave Anderson sends Joey Lynch crashing to the mat with a big boot! Joey Lynch gets to his feet and charges Dave Anderson again, but this time Dave Anderson grabs Joey Lynch by the throat and with all the fury he can muster sends Joey Lynch crashing into the corner. Once in the corner Dave Anderson begins unleashing big right hands into the face of Joey Lynch once, twice, three, four, and a final fifth blow that knocks Joey Lynch onto his ass. Joey Lynch is on the mat and Dave Anderson begins stomping on him until Joey Lynch reaches his feet and takes refuge in the corner. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Dave Anderson is like a rabid dog Chris hell bent on proving that they are the measuring stick for all the tag teams here in the Empire!!!
[ Matt Lynch tries to tell the referee to keep Dave Anderson back, but Dave Anderson grabs Joey Lynch and spins him before tossing him over the top rope and to the floor below. Dave Anderson follows Joey Lynch outside of the ring and picks him up before ramming him on the steel ring barricade. The referee starts his count as Joey Lynch grabs his side having fallen on it and as Dave Anderson approaches …1 …2 …3 …and Joey Lynch strikes Dave Anderson with a right hand but it just appears to make Dave Anderson even more angry as he brings his knee up and lands it square into Joey Lynch’s gut. …4 …5 …6…and Joey Lynch hunches over and Dave Anderson tosses Joey Lynch back into the ring and places him so his shoulders are on the apron and Dave Anderson brings his elbow down right into Joey Lynch’s throat. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is the worst possible situation for the Lynch Mob just days ahead of the pay per view!! Joey Lynch is getting torn apart out there!!!
[ Joey Lynch rolls over in pain as Dave Anderson backs up, and with his head unprotected Dave Anderson rushes Joey Lynch and nails him in the side of the head with a big boot. Joey Lynch however just rolls with it and shows his ability to handle great pain as he is still well aware of where he is which forces Dave Anderson to nail him with an uppercut that sends Joey Lynch slinking back into the center of the ring. Dave Anderson heads over towards him, but Matt Lynch takes a cheap shot from the outside, at least momentarily slowing Dave Anderson down. Joey Lynch then charges forward, knocking Dave Anderson backwards with a big shot and then hooking him into a side Russian leg sweep! Joey Lynch gets to his feet and begins choking Dave Anderson with his boot. But Dave Anderson is powerful enough to recover from the attack of Joey Lynch and send him flying backwards just by shoving Joey Lynch’s leg. Dave Anderson again takes position in the corner of the ring and Dave Anderson is on top of him driving another big right hand into Joey Lynch’s face!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This match has been all one sided thus far. Dave Anderson has been kicking the holy shit out of Joey Lynch right out of the gate!!! Joey needs to get Matt in this match!!!
[ Dave Anderson then drags Joey Lynch towards him and drops him with a well-placed clothesline that knocks the former number one contender to the mat. Joey Lynch looks stunned by this barrage from Dave Anderson as Dave Anderson picks Joey Lynch up and sends him crashing into the corner. Dave Anderson charges again but this time Joey Lynch manages to put up his boot and catch Dave Anderson right in the face. Dave Anderson staggers backwards and Joey Lynch climbs up to the second rope and leaps off coming down on Dave Anderson and dropping him with an axe handle. Dave Anderson is staggered but doesn’t go down forcing Joey Lynch to nail Dave Anderson with a short arm clothesline that drops the big man. He reaches over and tags in his brother Matt Lynch!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey finally gets the tag to his brother Matt and Matt is in like a house on fire!!!
[ Matt Lynch begins stomping away on Dave Anderson obviously pissed that Dave Anderson has dominated his team in the early going. Matt Lynch steps on Dave Anderson’s hands and then on his knees hoping to destroy the big man, but Dave Anderson just sits up forcing Matt Lynch to bounce off the ropes and come back at Dave Anderson driving a big boot right into Dave Anderson’s skull. Dave Anderson hits the mat hard and Matt Lynch goes for the cover …1 …2 …and Jake Anderson dives in to break it up! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The first pin attempt goes to the Lynch Mob as Jake Anderson comes in just in time to break up the pin attempt.
[ The referee forces Jake Anderson out of the ring, as Matt Lynch unleashes a kick to Dave Anderson’s gut. The crowd roars to their feet as Matt Lynch lifts Dave Anderson up and looks to lift him up for belly-to-belly suplex, but Dave Anderson however manages to get up a knee which blocks the move. Matt Lynch curses himself as he tries again but Dave Anderson blocks again and shoves Matt Lynch off. Matt Lynch tries to attack again but Dave Anderson nails Matt Lynch with a big uppercut that knocks Matt Lynch to the mat. Matt Lynch shoots back up and unloads with some chops, however only for Dave Anderson to grab him and send him crashing to the mat with a side slam. Dave Anderson goes for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …but now it’s Joey Lynch who dives in to break it up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This match has turned into a back-and-forth affair after the fast start by the Golden BoyZ who failed to put away Joey Lynch early in the match!!!
[ That brings Jake Anderson back in and it’s an all-out brawl for a few moments, with all four men hammering away at one another. Finally, the referee regains control, forcing Jake Anderson and Joey Lynch out of the ring. Dave Anderson finally reaches over tagging in Jake Anderson. Jake Anderson grabs Matt Lynch up and slings him overhead with a judo takedown. He goes to drive a fist into the top of the head, but Matt Lynch moves out of the way and Jake Anderson hits his hand on the mat jamming his wrist. Matt Lynch kicks him in the back of the head and then slaps him right across the face. Jake Anderson goes and hits a sharp uppercut back at Matt Lynch, and he knees him in the gut. Jake Anderson Irish whips Matt Lynch causing Matt Lynch to bounce off the ropes, but Matt Lynch counters though with a flying forearm which staggers Jake Anderson a bit. Jake Anderson is leaning against the ropes as Matt Lynch dropkicks him which almost sends Jake Anderson over the ropes. Matt Lynch follows up another drop kick which does send Jake Anderson toppling over the top rope and crashing to the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Matt Lynch sends Jake Anderson over the top rope and spilling out to the floor in a heap!!!
[ Matt Lynch bounces off the back ropes and he dives right through the second rope as Dave Anderson is helping up his brother and Matt hits a suicide dive through the ropes knocking both Dave Anderson and Jake Anderson crashing back into the steel guardrail!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a car crash we have outside the ring as Matt Lynch sacrificed his own body to take out the Golden BoyZ!!!
[ Jake Anderson slowly stands up, yelling at Dave Anderson for the miscue. But he quickly gets pelted in the back of the head by Matt Lynch, who then spins him around rams him into the ring apron full force. Dave Anderson turns around, only for Joey Lynch to jump off the opposite side of the apron on top of him with a Thesz press! Joey Lynch is unloading with fists of fury as Jake Anderson is rolled into the ring by Matt Lynch. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Lynch Mob has had enough of the Anderson’s Chris and they are beating the ever-loving hell out of them right now!! How the tide has swung in the favor of the Lynch Mob in the past few minutes!!
[ Matt Lynch with a running big boot right to the side of the head of Jake Anderson as he tries to get up. Now Matt Lynch starts unloading with a series of knee drops to Jake Anderson while he’s down. Matt Lynch drags Jake Anderson up and from out of nowhere flies his brother Joey Lynch nailing Jake with the Lynching (a top rope Steiner Driver)!!! Matt rolls Jake Anderson up for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Lynch Mob!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a big statement match by the Lynch Mob to beat the former number one contenders after being dominated for most of the match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob now heads into Day of Reckoning just six days away as they clash head on against the World Tag Team champions the Guerillas of Destiny for the World Tag Team titles!!! What a match this is going to be!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I for one have that at the top of my list for what I am most excited to see. Chris, I am getting word that Tony Tran is heading toward DDP’s office. Let’s listen in and see what he’s gotta say to the boss.
[ The videotron switches back on as we see Tony Tran walking up to the office of the General manager DDP and nocks on the door. ]
[ Nobody answers, so he knocks again; then DDP walks up behind him. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – What do you want?
[ Tony Tran jumps, as he never saw DDP walk up behind him. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Must you do that?
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Just get to the point. What do you want Tran?
[ Tony adjusts his suit jacket and smiles at Page. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – This match between myself and STIXX, I’m asking you man to man to cancel it. You really don’t wanna to show that at day of Reckoning. There’s gotta be other wrestlers more deserving than me!! Hell, I haven’t wrestled in like what, six… eight… ten years!!!
[ Page chuckles listening to Tran. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What do you say? Let’s call this off.
[ Tran grins ear to ear hoping he’s convinced Page to call off the match. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – NO!!!
[ Tran’s jaw hits the floor as Page walks past him and opens his office door. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What… what do you mean no?!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – I said no, and I meant it.
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – But why? What did I ever do to you?
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Let me just say it in the simplest way I can. I never liked you back then, and I like you even less now!!! At Day of Reckoning, you will face STIXX and I hope to God… he gets rid of you for good!!!
[ The videotron shuts down and the show goes back to Mike and Chris ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Too fucking funny. Tony Tran is practically begging DDP to cancel his match at the pay per view against STIXX, but Page isn’t hearing it and shut Tran down!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Like most of us back in the day, Tony Tran wasn’t a very popular guy in the dressing room. Most of us hopes he gets what’s coming to him for all the shady shit he did back in the day.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, two weeks ago we were scheduled to have Kahagas versus Bulk, but Alexander Stone had other ideas. That match has been rescheduled for tonight, and it’s next. Let’s go back to the ring!!!
Kahagas vs Bulk
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, being accompanied to the ring by Spice; and weighing in at 484 lbs., “Big Mike” Bulk!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays across the arena and the near five-hundred-pound monster “Big Mike” Bulk storms down to the ring with Spice at his side. The duo climbs into the ring waiting for their opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Under the leadership of Spice, Bulk looks even more focused and he’s the kind of guy that could rip off five or six wins and get right back into the title picture.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more. Most of his losses were under questionable circumstances and if any one of those were flipped into wins this guy could be challenging for the World Heavyweight title.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Demon” makes his way down to the ring and rolls in never taking his eyes off of the big man!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas walks into this match at five hundred sporting a three and three record coming off of a brutal chain match against Tito Escobar at the Undisputed pay per view.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That match took a shit ton out of both of those men that night and later on we will be seeing the United States Heavyweight Champion in action against Bulk’s nemesis Joey Ryan which should be a good match!!!
[ Bulk goes right into Kahagas for a lockup, shoving him backwards into the turnbuckles and overpowering the smaller Kahagas. Bulk quickly powers him back again and smashes his hip into Kahagas. Kahagas fires a few forearms to try and force himself out of the corner, but Bulk bashes him with a big forearm that’s like being hit by a 2×4. Bulk uses his size to continue to bully Kahagas into the corner and wallops him with an open hand chop as Spice claps at ringside loving it all. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bulk is doing a nice job using his much larger size to overpower Kahagas.
[ Now Bulk whips him across the ring and charges in, smashing full speed into Kahagas in the corner. Now Bulk hits a double chop across the neck and then lifts Kahagas up into the air and drives him down onto his knee. Bulk goes for it one more time, but Kahagas counters and powers Bulk up and drives him down with an inverted atomic drop. ] [
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That was an almost five-hundred-pound man he just picked up!!! What amazing strength!!!
[ Kahagas is quickly back on the attack, sending a series of kicks into the thigh area of Bulk. The big man starts to sweat, as he takes a few wild swings at Kahagas, but the Japanese wrestler is able to avoid contact and come off the far ropes with a flying clothesline that knocks Bulk down to a knee. Spice slams her hands on the mat trying to motivate her man!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Spice knows that things are not going her man’s way right now!!
[ Kahagas starts sending some big kicks into his midsection and then grabs him into a side headlock and nails a few big forearm uppercut shots to the face of the big man. He goes far and leaps into the air, but Bulk catches him and rams him into the top turnbuckle and then drills him into the canvas with a front slam. Bulk now drives his knee into the middle of Kahagas and lifts him up with both hands, choking him. Kahagas elbows his way out and then hits a big high kick right to the face of Bulk. Kahagas does another thigh kick as Bulk goes to a knee once more and then charges in, looking for another big kick, but Bulk catches him coming in and lifting him high and dropping him down for a flapjack type move. Bulk now gets back to the ropes and drops down with a huge leg drop across the chest. Bulk lays on top, keeping all his weight not the smaller man, trying to take the wind out of him. Bulk grabs him once more, hitting a headlock takeover and keeping the hold cinched in on the canvas now! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bulk is back in control of the match as he once again is using his power to toss Kahagas around!!!
[ Kahagas as he now tries to wrap his legs around Bulk’s head and eventually succeeds, causing the big man to release the headlock and then concentrate on squirming free of the head scissors, before both men shoot back to their feet. Kahagas charges in again, but Bulk catches him with a spine buster. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I think that spinebuster could have shattered Kahagas’ spine!!!
[ Bulk hammers away at him and then lifts him up for a beautiful back suplex. Now he grabs him and lifts him into a double undertook backbreaker. Kahagas is hurting as he holds the small of his back as Bulk hits the ropes and goes for the Earthquake splash but Kahagas moves at the last second! Now Kahagas is up and he’s hammering away on Bulk. He tries to suplex the big man, but can’t quite get him up. Kahagas sends him to the ropes and blasts him with a lariat right across the face! Kahagas spins him around, grabbing his head and then runs with him nailing a bulldog! Kahagas with the cover …1 …2 …but Bulk gets his shoulder up sending Kahagas sailing back to his feet. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – There was so much power in that kickout that Kahagas had the awareness to land vertically on his feet!!
[ Kahagas applies a reverse chin lock and has it cinched in tight, but Bulk starts to get up to his feet. Kahagas can’t keep him grounded and as Bulk starts to lift up Kahagas hops on his back. But then Bulk charges backwards, smashing Kahagas into the turnbuckles. Bulk clobbers Kahagas with a big forearm and then whips him into the ropes and clotheslines Kahagas over the top rope sending him crashing to the floor. The referee tries to keep Bulk in the ring, but he doesn’t go for that and goes outside as the referee starts the count-out. …1 …2 …Kahagas starts to stand but Bulk hits him with a big boot! Now Bulk delivers a suplex on the unforgiving ringside floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bulk seemingly has had enough of Kahagas and he’s on the hunt outside the ring!!!
[ Kahagas tries to roll back into the ring, looking to get away, but Bulk has other ideas, pulling him backwards and smashing him into the steel guardrail. …3 …4 …and Kahagas tries to crawl away but Bulk puts his boot on him and instead of letting him get away begins starting to drag Kahagas back upright by the hair and then taking him by the arm, looking to hit an Irish whip into the ring steps only for Kahagas to somehow reverse, sending Bulk crashing into them!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s the great neutralizer Mike!! Those steel ring steps will slow anyone down!!!
[ …5 …6 …Kahagas charges in and hits the Cannonball smashing Bulk’s back into the steel ring steps!!! …7 …8 …and Kahagas rolls back into the ring and climbs to the top rope and perches on the turnbuckles waiting for Bulk to get to his feet. Bulk slowly gets to his feet and Kahagas is just about to fly off when from behind Joey Ryan hops up onto the apron and shoves Kahagas off into the waiting arms of Bulk who powerbombs the Japanese star to the floor! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That stupid shit just cost both men the match!!! Like he didn’t need any more trouble!!!
[ Joey Ryan laughs at both men as the referee turns around and sees it, calling for the bell! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, Kahagas!!!
[ Joey Ryan sees Bulk glaring at him knowing that he just cost him the match, so he rolls out of the ring as quick as he can and runs back up the ramp to the safety of the backstage area. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas picks up the win tonight, but I’m sure when he replays the video tape, he’s going to see that it didn’t exactly go as planned.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It got him to the pay window, maybe he should just let Bulk and Joey Ryan settle their differences without him getting in the middle of it?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I agree. He doesn’t need to get in the middle of what these two idiots got going on. Just walk the fuck away!! Anyway Chris, while the match was going on our tapes were rolling and I hear we have footage of a meeting between the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova and her tag team partner tonight Havok. Let’s roll the tape and see what went down.
[ The videotron comes to life showing Havok in her dressing room getting ready for her tag team match tonight when the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts in with her World title draped over her shoulder. ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Hey Jessicka!! I can call you Jessicka right?
[ Havok stands up to face her. ]
Jessicka Havok – What do you want?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – We’ve got a huge match tonight, and I just want to make sure we’re on the same page.
Jessicka Havok – The same page?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Yea, you know what I mean. You follow my lead, and I’ll take you to the pay window.
Jessicka Havok – Follow your lead?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Yea, just do everything I tell you, and we’ll have no problems; capiche? I’ll see you out there.
[ Amber struts out of the ring all cocky as Havok stands up irritated. ]
Jessicka Havok – Fucking bitch!!
[ The videotron shuts down as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber Nova set the record straight with Havok tonight. Just follow her lead and she will take her to the pay window.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Maybe Amber should pull her head out of her ass and realize that none of the women in the back respect her as champion. She may be tagging with Havok tonight, but just like Bloody Mary and Maria Manic; Havok wants that Women’s World title just as much as they do!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It should be one hell of a main event, but that’s later tonight. Right now, we are set-up for what was going to be a great tag team match as the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny were going to take on the Blood Carnival. Unfortunately, Marc Fulton can’t get medically cleared to wrestle tonight so Steve Scott has decided to go it alone!!! I for one think he’s fucking nuts, but that’s just my opinion!! Harvey, take it away buddy.
G.O.D. © vs The Blood Carnival
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!!! First, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the current and reigning World Tag Team Champions; Tanga Loa & Tama Tonga, they are the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base showing off their World Tag Team titles. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Here are the World tag Team champions, choosing to come out to the ring first; flaunting their tag titles!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Do you blame them? They are the best in the game right now and going into the pay per view Sunday night, they show no fear when it comes to facing the Lynch Mob!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 200 lbs. and being accompanied by Bloody Mary, this is Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott is escorted by Bloody Mary as they walk out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around them as they walk down to the ring and climb in!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nobody is going to confuse this guy with being a rocket scientist Chris. He’s actually chosen to wrestle the tag team champions in a handicap match tonight instead of canceling the match and rescheduling it for another night.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I want to give the guy credit for manning up and taking this match on himself, but I think by the time the World Tag Team Champions are done with him; he’s going to have a bed next to Marc Fulton in the hospital. Not very smart at all!!!
[ Almost immediately, the World Tag Team Champions go right after Steve Scott, hammering away at him. The referee is trying to get this sorted out, as the bell hasn't even officially rung yet. The referee forces Steve Scott back into the corner, as Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga are forced out of the ring. The referee is saying that he wants this match to be about legal tags and such and won't let it turn into some sort of out-of-control circus. Steve Scott is ready to rock as Tama Tonga slides back into the ring. Tama dives at Steve Scott but he sidesteps and Tama Tonga hits the ropes. Tama comes back with a clothesline but Steve Scott ducks, and pokes Tama Tonga in the eye. Tama Tonga screams out like he’s just been shot in the face, and eventually scores a tag to Tanga Loa, who charges at Steve Scott. He looks like he’s going for a clothesline but stops short and kicks Steve Scott in the gut instead. He follows it up with a knee to the face and Steve Scott hits the canvas. Tanga Loa starts to celebrate as he tags Tama back in, who stomps away at Steve Scott with some furious boots. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It didn’t take long for the World Tag Team Champions to take control of this match and beat the lone wolf Steve Scott down!!!
[ Bloody Mary pounds her hands on the mat trying to get Steve to get up as Tama rubs his boot in Steve Scott’s face and yells… ]
‘The World Tag Team Champion Tama Tonga – We’re going to end you!! When we’re done with you the Blood Carnival will be no more, bitch!!!
[ Tama picks Steve Scott up and locks him into a headlock, as he taunts Bloody Mary who looks on worried from the ringside area. Steve Scott pushes Tama Tonga against the ropes to break the headlock and Tanga Loa makes a quick tag. Tama Tonga runs back to Steve Scott and ducks a clothesline, with Tanga Loa running behind him with a clothesline of his own. However, Steve Scott ducks this clothesline, and now Tama Tonga is coming back off the opposite ropes, so him and Tanga Loa end up colliding together. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Steve Scott has the Tag Champs looking like a couple of chumps, Mike!!! I think maybe they didn’t take Steve very seriously!!!
[ Steve Scott kicks Tama Tonga out of the ring and grabs Tanga Loa, standing him up against the turnbuckle as he goes for the Kill Shot (diving DDT from the second rope) but Tanga Loa gets his bearings together though, and counters the move by grabbing him and spinning him around and hits a back suplex. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve went for it all right there, and it didn’t pay off as the bigger Tanga turned it into a massive back suplex that laid Steve out!!!
[ Tanga Loa catches his breath and goes for a schoolboy pin …1 …2 …and Tanga gets a two count before Steve gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Guerillas of Destiny need to stop playing around and just finish him for Christ’s sake. This match should have been over a long time ago!!
[ Steve Scott is the first to his feet as he charges at Tama Tonga who is on the ring apron and he hits him with a running clothesline that sends both men crashing to the floor!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve Scott is one crazy mother fucker!!!
[ The referee rolls out of the ring to check on both men when from the crowd, the Chain Gang dives into the ring and nails Tanga Loa with the Hard Knocks (The Doomsday Device)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Chain Gang just hit Tanga Loa with a sneak attack!!! Salena warned everyone that things were going to change around here and she fucking meant it!!! The Chain Gang just paid the World Champions back for the screw job a month ago when they lost to the Lynch Mob!!!
[ Bloody Mary urges Steve Scott to get his ass back in the ring as the referee looks back and sees Tanga Loa laid out and the Chain Gang along with Salena walking around the ring toward them. Steve rolls into the ring and drops an arm across Tanga not having enough strength to hook a leg as the referee makes the count …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Steve Scott!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me sideways, the Guerillas of Destiny have lost their first match here in the Empire!!! I can’t believe what we just witnessed!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This isn’t going to sit well with the leader of the Gold Standard when he hears of this debacle!! There’s going to be hell to pay at the end of the day!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more. Alexander Stone isn’t a guy to fuck with and I have to think that there’s going to be hell to pay down the road for Steve Scott and the Chain Gang!!! Folks, during our match; Bulk and Spice met with General Manager Diamond Dallas Page. Let’s look back and see what happened.
[ The videotron comes to life showing the General Manager of the Empire DDP in his office with Spice and a very pissed off Bulk. ]
“Sexy” Spice – Did you see what happened out there? That limp dick fuck interfered on our match!!! He cost us money!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Yeah, I saw what he did, but what do you want me to do about it?
“Sexy” Spice – What do we want you to do? We expect you to do your fucking job?
[ DDP tries to hold back his anger, trying to act professional. ]
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Listen, it was the two of you that screwed him over at Undisputed. Let’s just call it payback and let it go.
[ Bulk snaps and grabs DDP by his suit coat pulling him in close. ]
“Big Mike” Bulk – Let it go? You want me to let it go? I’m not letting it go!!! I want that son of a bitch in a match at the pay per view and I want him in a no holds barred match!!! I want nothing to stop me from beating the ever-living shit out of him!!!
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Alright, fine. You got it!!! No Holds Barred match!!! Consider it a done deal!!!
[ Bulk lets DDP go and he along with Spice storm out of DDP’s office as the videotron shuts down and we see Mike and Chris back at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just when you think that the pay per view couldn’t get any bigger, DDP just signed the ninth match of the night and it’s going to be a no holds barred match pitting Bulk against Joey Ryan!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey Ryan should just let this shit go. Now he’s gone and pissed off the big guy and there’s nothing the referee can do to stop the ass kicking that’s coming his way.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That match is going to be brutal!!! Speaking of Joey Ryan, he’s in our next match as he goes head-to-head with the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar!!! Let’s rejoin Harvey Weinstein in the ring.
Tito Escobar © vs Joey Ryan
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall!! Making his way to the ring and being accompanied by Los Vipers, weighing in at 198 lbs., he is the current and reigning United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. The United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar struts out all cocky with his Mexican Heavyweight championship around his waist followed by Los Vipers to the booing of the sold-out crowd. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes with a cocky ass smile on his face. Los Vipers follow him in and mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Cartel is looking unified tonight even coming off that huge upset loss last week where Caristico defeated Los Vipers to earn himself a United States Heavyweight title match in just six nights.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, but there’s more than just the United States Heavyweight title on the line in that match. Caristico also is putting up his mask. He loses, he has to unmask right there at the pay per view and hand the mask over to Tito!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This guy’s a fucking idiot!!! Just let that whore Spice go and focus on either wrestling or the porn industry. Pick one because he’s not very good at either!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He keeps making one bad decision after another and it’s all heading to a boiling point at the pay per view when he now has to face Bulk in a no holds barred match!!!
[ As the bell officially sounds, Tito Escobar drop kicks Joey to the mat and then stomps away on Joey Ryan and pulling him up into a short, stiff European uppercut to the face. He quickly takes Joey Ryan back down to the ground with a face slam. Tito Escobar continues with a series of boots to Joey Ryan’s back, eventually lifting him up and shooting him into the opposite ropes. Joey Ryan ducks a would-be clothesline and grabs Tito Escobar around the waist, pushing him towards the ropes for an attempted O’Connor roll but Tito Escobar holds on to the ropes! Joey Ryan back rolls back and to his feet and just as Tito Escobar turns around, he’s met with a perfect dropkick that catches him right in the face! The dropkick sends Tito Escobar up and over the ropes as he spills to the outside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Joey Ryan is feeling it right now, carrying over his great match he had with Chandler Hopkins to tonight!!!
[ Santos shouts at Tito Escobar to get up as Joey Ryan goes for a baseball slide. Pedro shoves Tito Escobar out of the way and pulls up the apron so Joey Ryan’s baseball slide misses and he gets caught between the apron and the ring! Tito Escobar begins to hammer away with clubbing lefts and rights, leaving Joey Ryan beaten down a bit. Tito Escobar hops up on the apron and points at Joey Ryan, who’s head is laying on the apron. Tito Escobar takes a moment to point at Joey Ryan’s head his index finger and thumb shaped like a gun. He leaps up, looking to stomp on Joey Ryan’s head but Joey Ryan moves out of the way and Tito Escobar misses. Just as his foot lands, Joey Ryan sweeps the legs out from under Tito Escobar and Tito Escobar crashes on the apron, the hardest part of the ring! Joey Ryan enters the ring and drags Tito Escobar by his legs into the center of the ring. Joey executes a jackknife pin as the referee slides into position …1 …2 …but no, Joey Ryan manages to keep him down for only a two as Tito Escobar powers out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a great set of counters by Joey Ryan to keep Tito Escobar off his game!!!
[ Joey Ryan picks up Tito Escobar and executes a Snap Dragon Suplex and follows with a float-over but can’t even get a pin this time as Tito Escobar sinks his hand around the bottom rope! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Joey Ryan has the champion reeling as he grabs the bottom rope to save himself from getting pinned!!!
[ Joey Ryan shakes his head as he picks up Tito Escobar and shoots him off in the ropes. Joey Ryan lowers his head and Tito Escobar goes for a sunset flip but Joey Ryan rolls through on to his feet and dropkicks Tito Escobar right in the face again! Joey goes for another cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Santos pulls the referee out of the ring stopping the count!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Escobar better count his blessings that Los Vipers are out there with him tonight because that could have ended ugly!!!
[ Joey Ryan is frustrated as he watches the referee argue with the Cartel about getting Tito back in the ring. Suddenly, Kahagas climbs up onto the ring apron and the crowd goes wild. ]
[ Joey Ryan turns around to see what the hell the crowd is yelling about and as he does Kahagas spits green mist right into his face blinding him and then drops back down to the floor!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tell me that this isn’t fucking payback for interfering in Kahagas’ match earlier tonight!!
[ Joey stumbles around the mat blinded as Tito Escobar rolls back into the ring and hits Joey with the Red Angel (second rope Tequila Sunrise)!!! Tito rolls Joey up as the referee slides into position and counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tito Escobar!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tito Escobar escapes tonight with another win and now moves on to the pay per view to face Caristico in a title for mask match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man, the pay per view card is stacked and this title for mask stipulation adds to the drama!! Both men have so much more to lose!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m hearing that General Manager DDP has a huge announcement regarding the vacant Women’s National title and who is going to be in that match!! Let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with DDP!!!
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing outside the office of the General manager of the Empire DDP. DDP is standing there with a smile on his face. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, you have asked for time to make a big announcement regarding the vacant Women’s National title. The floor is yours, sir.
The General Manager of the Empire DDP – Thank you Cindy. Back at Undisputed, I made the announcement that we are going to have another title for the women in the Empire to compete for. After weeks of watching all the single competitors in the Women’s division, the ownership group and myself have determined which wrestlers are going to battle it out to be the first Women’s National Champion in a Triple Threat match!!!
Cindy Meyers – Wow, and there you have it guys!! Su Yim will take on Shanna Furguson and Havok for the brand-new Women’s National title!!! Back to you!!!
[ The show swings back to Mike and Chris at the broadcast table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Talk about a star-studded triple threat match!! Su Yim and Shanna Furguson both won their matches last week and you have to think that by doing that it opened the ownerships groups eyes going into the pay per view!!! What an excellent match made by the team!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would have to think that it rounds the card off with nine huge matches!!! It will be our biggest pay per view card of the year so far!!! What a night we are going to have!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You can say that again!!! Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event as the women of the Empire take center stage in tag team action!! It’s the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova teaming with Havok to take on Maria Manic and her partner Bloody Mary!! Let’s get right to the action!!!
Amber Nova © & Havok vs Bloody Mary & Maria Manic
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the current and reigning Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The women’s World champion is looking as great as ever as she is the first woman to make her way out to the ring.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, her ego wouldn’t have it any other way.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her tag team partner, making her way to the ring, weighing in at 264 lbs., Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring never taking her eyes off the Women’s champion. ]
[ Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring knowing that this is one of the biggest matches of her career. A chorus of boos ring down on her as she soaks it all in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a night for Havok tonight. She gets the opportunity to team with the Women’s World Champion and in just six nights she gets to challenge for the new Women’s National title when she takes on Su Yim and Shanna Furguson!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Amazing. And here she thought that after she lost her Number One Contendership match a month ago, she was out of the title picture. Well think again. She’s right back in it!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making her way to the ring first; weighing in at 161 lbs., “The Maneater” Maria Manic!
[ A mix of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring never taking her hate filled eyes off of the Women’s Champion!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – After coming off a lackluster loss at the pay per view last month, Maria needs a win tonight to get her ass back into the title hunt. Another loss will drop her in the rankings and right out of the title picture.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Wins don’t come easy, but she let Amber get in her head at the pay per view and it showed. Amber schooled her and made her look like a rookie. She needs to step up and shine tonight!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her tag team partner. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 150 lbs., Bloody Mary!
[ “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson rocks the arena as the Bloody Mary walks down to the ring alone. The crowd can’t stand her as they boo the shit out of her. Reaching the ring, she dives under the bottom rope and taunts the crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here is the number one contender to the Women’s World title as she is just six nights away from challenging for Ambers Women’s World title!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s by far the biggest match of her career. Just imagine if she can get the pin on Amber tonight and how much that would do for her going into the pay per view.
[ Amber Nova starts things off and locks up with Maria Manic and shoves Maria Manic back just a bit. She goes to lock up again, but now it’s Maria Manic who shoves her back a bit. They attempt to lock up a third time, but neither woman is able to make the other budge. Amber Nova delivers a knee to the midsection and whips Maria Manic into the ropes, catching her on the rebound into a sidewalk slam. Amber Nova now drops down, delivering a knee across the sternum and leaving it there, so that her weight sits on Maria Manic chest cavity like a ton of bricks. That’s not good enough for a pin though, as Maria Manic shoulders are off the canvas, as she struggles to get up and get some breath into her lungs. Finally, she shoves Amber Nova off and gets to her feet, only to feel the power of Amber Nova in the form of a big clubbing forearm across the back. Amber Nova whips Maria Manic into the corner and charges in for a hip attack, but Maria Manic moves out of the way and peppers her with wild left hooks before throwing her into the far side ropes and catching her on the rebound with an incredible back body drop! She pulls Amber Nova to the apron and then runs down on the outside hitting a leg drop on the ring apron! The crowd is cheering as the powerful Maria Manic rolls Amber Nova back into the ring and then lifts her up and holding her there, showing just how strong she is before dropping her right into the front slam in the middle of the ring! Maria hooks the leg …1 …2 …and Amber Nova kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So far Maria is wrestling a much better match than what she did at the pay per view.
[ Maria Manic starts pelting her with big shots and then lifts her up and throws her into the ropes again, but as Maria Manic charges in, Amber Nova gets up the big boot and sends Maria Manic to the mat with a thud. Amber Nova now scoops her up over her shoulder and delivers a snake eyes in the corner, before tagging out to Havok. Havok comes in, attacking from all angles with repeated kidney punches and knee strikes. She grabs Maria up and pulls her in going for the Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver), but Maria Manic is able to shove her away and scurry into her corner to tag in Bloody Mary. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Havok was so fucking close to putting Maria away on that move she calls the Demon Drop!!! It could have been lights out for Maria!!!
[ Bloody Mary hops into the ring like the wild woman and goes right at Havok, only to eat a drop toe hold. Havok now lifts Bloody Mary up and throws her into the ropes, and catches her on the rebound with an elevated flapjack! Havok kicks her in the face and then drops down, wrenching her head back into a headlock vice. Havok wraps her arms around into a multiple variation of this head vice, cranking back on the neck repeatedly. Finally, she pulls Bloody Mary up and nails her with the Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver)!!! Havok hooks the leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Maria Manic dives in to break it up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Havok is making a fucking statement tonight and if she wrestles like this at the pay per view this Sunday, she’s going to walk out the first ever Women’s National Champion!!
[ Bloody Mary staggers back up to her feet, as Havok charges in and destroys her with a spear!!! Havok covers again …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and again Maria Manic is forced to make the save at the last moment. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bloody Mary needs to get her shit together!!! This team of Mary and Maria are not gelling together at all!!
[ Maria Manic and Havok begin trading shot after shot in the center of the ring. The referee is trying to regain control as he forces Maria back to her corner. Bloody Mary charges in for a clothesline, but Havok sees it coming and nails her with a big-time sweep kick. Havok lifts Bloody Mary up into a sit-out powerbomb! Havok again has the pin …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Bloody Mary just barely escapes as she gets her foot on the bottom rope. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Ever since DDP announced the three women that will be wrestling for the National title, Havok has been in another zone out here!!!
[ Havok lifts Bloody Mary up onto her shoulders and hits her a Samoan drop. She then grabs her by the head, possibly for a cutter, but Bloody Mary counters with a stiff knee to the sternum. Bloody Mary whips Havok into the turnbuckles and charges in with a clothesline, followed up with a bulldog out of the corner! Havok fights back to her feet, but Bloody Mary catches her with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary covers her …1 …2 …2 ½ …but Amber Nova makes the last moment save by coming in over the ropes and stomping on Bloody Mary. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Huge save by the Women’s World Champion who is itching to get back into this match!!
[ The referee is shouting at Amber Nova to get out of the ring as Havok tries to get up. Amber Nova drags Havok over and tags herself in. Havok is wondering why the fuck she would do that as she throws her arms in the air!!! ]
Jessicka Havok – What the hell are you doing?
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – I told you to follow my lead!!!
[ Amber Nova turns around and is kicked in the gut followed by a double arm DDT that spikes her into the mat!!! The crowd goes nuts as Amber Nova crawls over to her corner to make the tag to Havok, but she just drop down from the ring apron and flips her off. ]
Jessicka Havok – You know what, fuck you!!!
[ And the crowd goes nuts as Havok storms back up the ramp and to the back. Amber is stunned when from out of nowhere Bloody Mary hits her with a spear followed up with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary dives onto Havok for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Maria Manic and Bloody Mary!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit the Women’s World Champion just suffered her first defeat here in the Empire!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s not that she just lost, but she lost to the same woman that she is going to put her title on the line against in just six short days!!!
[ As the referee holds Bloody Mary’s arm high in victory, Maria Manic comes out from nowhere armed with the Women’s World title and blasts her in the head with it knocking her shit out cold!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I can’t believe what we just saw!!! Maria Manic just turned on her tag team partner and now both the Women’s Champion and the Number One Contender are lying on the mat like a fucking car wreck!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I guess all the talk about how Maria no-showed at her match at Undisputed lit a fire under her ass!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we can’t wait to see the fallout from this one!!! We will see you in six nights at the pay per view!!!