Crossfire PPV results

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Live from the sold-out Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois

Sunday Night February 7th, 2021

8:00pm EST



[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to Crossfire!! Our very first PPV event in over what, eleven years? I am “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is “The Messiah” Chris Simmons, and we have a hell of a night of action in store for you!!! Every fucking title is on the line tonight along with two massive grudge matches and a Number One Contendership match with the winner moving on to Undisputed next month to face the World Champion!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – An incredibly stacked card and I for one am proud to be back here able to witness the rebirth of this great federation.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well let’s go down the card that we have for tonight. Prophet takes on Raven Horse in a steel cage match. I can’t wait to watch Prophet kick Raven Horses ass and shut this kid up once and for all.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree, but I got this sick feeling in my gut that somehow, someway Reverend Azazel is going to be a factor in this match.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other action we will witness the crowning of a new Television champion as Hopkins, Funny Bones, Bulk, STIXX and Tiger King battle it out in a Scramble match!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This should be good. Five men go at it for twenty minutes and the man with the most pinfalls after time runs out is the TV champion. That is a scramble!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Women take center stage tonight as the Women’s World title is up for grabs as the monster Havok takes on Amber Nova.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Amber is so fucking hot, but she’s giving up over a a hundred and sixty pounds to Havok. It’s going to be a cat and mouse game for Amber to stay away from Havok’s power game.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We will also see a ladder match for the United States Heavyweight title as Kahagas takes on Tito Escobar and …I hate to say it …Joey Ryan.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I hate to say it, but this ppv has one black eye and it’s Joey Ryan. How that porn star wannabe ever made it into this ppv is a fucking joke. To anyone listening, I’ll pay yeah to take his ass out of this match!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I don’t think you can broadcast that. It’s like putting a hit out on someone. Kinda …I don’t know …illegal.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck it. Sue me.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Alrighty then, moving on. In tag team action we will see G.O.D. taking on the improbable team of the Golden BoyZ for the World Tag Team championship.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – As much as the Golden BoyZ road to the title match has been fun to watch, this team in G.O.D. is like nothing they have faced yet. These guys are fucking assassins in the ring. I smell blood in the water when it comes to the Golden BoyZ.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We also have a Number One Contendership match where we will see Boris Drago and his bad knee taking on the brawler Arik Cannon.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can’t see it Mike. We watched Stone nearly break that leg last week and now six days later Drago has to face Cannon. By the end of the night Drago could be crippled!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And then we will end the night for the biggest prize in pro wrestling today. The World Heavyweight title will be up for grabs as Alexander Stone does battle with the Mexican sensation Caristico!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone seems to be on a mission with the prize being the World title. I just don’t see Caristico beating him.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, we are about to start things off with women’s action. Maria Manic and Shanna Furguson have been at odds since night one. Tonight, it all comes to a head as these women do battle in a Last Women standing match!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both of these women are almost carbon copies of each other. Two powerhouses that want to beat you down. I can’t wait to see how this plays out.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well, you won’t have to wait much longer as we are about to kick things off. Harvey, it’s all yours, babe!!!



Last Woman Standing Match

“The Beast” Shanna Furguson .vs. “The Maneater” Maria Manic



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a Last Woman Standing match. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 155 lbs., “The Beast” Shanna Furguson.



[ The crowd boos as “The Trainer Battle” of the Pokémon Guitar Cover plays Shanna storms down to the ring, bare foot and dressed in her UFC garb. She dives under the bottom rope and starts to pace around like a mad woman motioning for Maria Manic to get her ass out here. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This match has gone from just being about wins and losses as we have seen both women trash each other’s vehicles.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Maria got the best of that when she had a Monster Truck crush Shanna’s car last week on Adrenaline.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can’t imagine her insurance covering that.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, making her way to the ring weighing in at 161 lbs., “The Maneater” Maria Manic!



[ A mix of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring never taking her hate filled eyes off of Shanna. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Maria is slightly taller and a few pounds heavier but I honestly don’t think any of that is going to matter when fists start flying out there.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Being a Last Woman Standing match it’s all about beating your opponent into submission!! Should be good.



[ Before the referee can even call for the bell, Maria and Shanna start going at it like their lives depend on it! They hammer away at one another in a battle for supremacy, with the capacity crowd clearly favoring Maria over Shanna. It's Maria though who seizes the early advantage with a knee to the gut that catches Shanna off guard! Maria then shoves Shanna off into the ropes and then powers her high into the air on the return with a military press! However, Shanna manages to squirm free and lands behind Maria, leaping into the air to crack her in the back of the head with an enziguri that sends Maria stumbling into the corner, where Shanna now charges in after her to connect with a bigtime dropkick that causes Maria to sink into the depths of the corner! Shanna is all fired up as she spreads Maria's legs apart before backing into the corner opposite and then rushing back to hit a baseball slide right into Maria’s groin! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’ll ring your fucking bell!



[ Maria slips out under the bottom rope to try and get a moments reprieve, staggering around ringside but unbeknownst to Maria, Shanna hits the ropes to build up momentum, then hitting a somersault plancha over the top rope and crashing right into Maria! The crowd goes wild as Shanna pops back to her feet and then pulls up the ring apron to look for a weapon to use. Shanna comes back with a kendo stick, twirling it around before taking aim and smashing it repeatedly against Maria's back as she remains on all fours! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Look at the beating she’s taking. Huge red welts are starting to form on her back already!!!



[ Maria is in a world of pain as she collapses flat on her gut, giving the referee his first opportunity to start counting …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …and Maria fights through the pain using the ring apron to get to her feet, only for Shanna to now hook her up from behind, holding the kendo stick against her throat in search of a White Russian leg sweep against the steel barricade! However, Maria desperately fights back with some elbow shots to the side of Shanna’s head before ramming Shanna as hard as she can face-first into the steel ring post! Shanna is dazed from that collision, but things soon get even worse as Maria now claims the kendo stick and delivers an incredible blow to Shanna’s skull to finally send her collapsing down to the floor! The referee starts to count again …1 …2 …3 …4 …but Maria breaks the count as she herself starts to pull Shanna up, making it clear that she wasn't done with her nemesis yet! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I told you Chris. This was never about wins and losses. This is all about bringing the pain!!



[ Maria drags Shanna up and lifts her into the air as if for a suplex, only to drop her gut-first across the steel barricade! Maria now marches over to the timekeeper's area to snatch up his steel chair, slamming it shut and gunning back towards Shanna. Maria rears back and then swings the chair, but Shanna somehow pulls herself over the barrier into the crowd, and Maria misses wildly slamming the chair down onto the barricade steel on steel!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s gotta sting!!



[ Maria is momentarily stunned by the vibrational feedback as Shanna leaps to the top of the steel barricade and then tries to dive at Maria, yet Maria cuts her off in mid-air with a vicious steel chair shot that causes Shanna to collapse in a heap on the floor!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If this was baseball, that would have been a grand slam!!!



[ The referee checks Shanna over before starting to count …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …6 …but then Maria again breaks up the count herself, holding the steel chair against Shanna's back before hitting a chair-assisted scoop slam right onto the ringside floor! Shanna cries out in agony as Maria now gets a sick smirk and then heads over to the announcers table!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hey, watch out!!!



[ Maria knocks the headset off Chris Simmons’ head before pulling him from his seat as the fans look shocked! Simmons tries to get the hell out of her way, unaware of what he's done to draw Maria's ire. Maria just goes for his leather belt, removing it from around the announcer's waist and then shoving him back down again in his chair, with Simmons frantically putting his headset back on!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s crazy!!! She just took my belt!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You’re lucky she didn’t do more to you!!!



[ Maria folds the leather belt back on itself before testing it against the palm of his hand a few times, the sound echoing throughout the arena. Maria now heads back towards Shanna, looking to dish out even more punishment, yet before she can do so, Shanna cuts Maria off with a desperation low blow uppercut! Maria drops the leather belt, which Shanna picks up instead, proceeding to lash Maria! Shanna strikes her again and again and again, forcing Maria up against the railing before she crawls over it into the crowd to try and escape! Nasty red welts start to appear on Maria’s back as Shanna drops the leather belt follows Maria over the railing and into the crowd exchanging punch after punch, fighting through the rabid WWE faithful! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nothing can hold these two women back Mike!! It might spill out into the street before this match is over!!



[ The battle sees the two women work their way around towards the stage, where Shanna hoists Maria onto her shoulders and then hits a rolling fireman's carry slam off the stage and five feet down to the cement floor! She then pops right back to her feet and then jumps up and off the stage and onto Maria with a standing moonsault that takes both women out!!! With both down, the referee starts to count …1 …2 …3 …4 …5…and Shanna starts to pull herself up again …6 …7 …8 …and Maria does the same just in the nick of time, though looking as if she's struggling to breadth right now! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That fucking moonsault nearly cost both women the match!!!



[ Maria is battered by Shanna, who is really starting to feel her second wind! Desperate, Maria grabs a fan's soda and throws the contents of the cup right in Shanna's face, temporarily blinding her! That gives Maria the chance that she needs to tell a bunch of fans clear out of the way before grabbing Shanna under the arm and delivering a huge suplex right into a sea of empty steel chairs! Shanna lands badly, sprawled on the floor between all the chairs as the referee again starts to count …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …6 …7 …8 …and Shanna uses the support of the chairs to get to her feet and break the count! That only serves to infuriate Maria that much more though, moving through the chairs to help Shanna up the rest of the way, slinging her over her shoulder and then starting to head back towards the ringside area. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That move ended badly for Shanna. She barely found the strength to kick out!!!



[ However, before Maria can get there, Shanna desperately slips down her back and rakes Maria’s eyes! Maria is left momentarily stunned as Shanna sends her into the steel railing! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There’s no fucking quit in either of these women!!!



[ Shanna looks like she's ready to finish this once and for all now as she charges towards Maria only to get mowed down with a vicious clothesline from Maria from out of nowhere! Now it's Shanna who looks as if she's on dream street as she backs off and gets the crowd to move out of the way, watching and waiting as Shanna pulls herself up right next to the barricade …and here comes Maria with a massive spear that send both women crashing through the steel barricade!! ]



The sold-out crowd – HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a fucking spear!!! Both women are down!! Could we see a double count out?!



[ The fans count along with the referee …1 …2 …3 …and neither Shanna or Maria show any signs of movement, down amongst the debris of the barricade …4 …5 …6 …and Maria starts shaking her head before trying to lift herself up …7 …8 …9 …and Maria staggers back up to feet, while Shanna tries to do the same, only for her legs to give out …10!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, “The Maneater” Maria Manic!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Amazing win for Maria Manic tonight Mike!!! They both beat the ever-loving shit out of each other!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Can there ever truly be a winner in these kinds of matches? Let’s go to the back.



[ The show swings to the back where we see DDP and the company doctor talking to Boris Drago. ]



General Manager DDP – Doc, what are we looking at?



Dr. Johnson – In all seriousness, I cannot in good faith allow Mr. Drago wrestle tonight. His MCL and ACL are hanging on by proverbial threads. One wrong twist or turn and he will be on the shelf for months while he recoups from knee surgery.



[ DDP sighs, knowing that his Number One Contenders match just got blown up. He looks at Drago … ]



General Manager DDP – Sorry buddy, it’s not happening tonight. I have to pull you…



[ Drago grabs DDP by the shirt pissed off. ]



Boris Drago – I didn’t come this far to be pulled from the match!!



General Manager DDP – But your knee…



Boris Drago – I’ll sign whatever waiver you want, just let me wrestle!!!



[ DDP looks at the doctor. ]



General Manager DDP – Can you numb it up?



Dr. Johnson – I can, but he won’t feel much. But his mobility will be extremely limited.



Boris Drago – Do it.



[ DDP looks at Drago and then back at the doctor. ]



General Manager DDP – Shoot him up.



[ The show switches back to Mike and Chris ringside. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Looks like DDP is going to let Drago wrestle even though his knee is shot.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’ve wrestled with busted bones and torn muscles, but he’s going to have to be near one hundred percent if he’s going to beat Arik Cannon. You know as well as I do there’s going to be a huge bullseye on that knee.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s change direction here as our next match pits Prophet against Raven Horse inside a steel cage. This is the third match with Prophet winning the first two handily. It was supposed to end there, but Raven Horse snapped and cost Prophet his spot in the World title tournament. That’s when DDP signed this match.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I tell you what, Raven Horse is going to wish that he never pushed Prophet this far.



[ And the crowd goes nuts as the steel cage begins to lower down into position. ]



In a Steel Cage Match

Prophet .vs. Raven Horse



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following grudge match is set for one fall and it is a Steel Cage match! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 247 lbs., Raven Horse!!!



[ The crowd boos as the native American walks out on stage to “Tattooed Attitude” by Shannon Moore. Pyro explodes all around him as he walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that have turned on him due to this bitter feud with Prophet. He walks around the cage, testing the cage walls to see how unforgiving they are. The referee orders him into the cage and he slowly makes his way in, walking to the back waiting for Prophet to enter. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This kid is out of his damn mind if he thinks he’s got a shot at beating Prophet tonight. He’s way the fuck out of his league.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Sometimes it takes an ass beating to get through to some people.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 227 lbs., Prophet!!!



[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. He slowly makes his way down to the ring as the spotlight follows him along the way before climbing slowly into the cage. Prophet watches Raven Horse back away into the corner of the cage as he mouths to him “You asked for this. You just couldn’t let it go could you?”. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet looks pissed. Just last week he beat this kid’s ass for a second time and then this punk attacks him from behind allowing Arik Cannon to steal the win knocking Prophet out of the tournament.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I worry more about how much Reverend Azazel got into this kid’s head. We haven’t seen the aforementioned “Godfather” in the building all day, but you know that snake is slithering around somewhere.



[ The cage door slams shut and the bell finally sounds and these two warriors prepare to do battle in the cage. They come nose to nose in the middle of the ring and they’re both talking to each other. It cannot be made what either of them is saying, but they’re both clearly angry. The crowd comes to their feet once again as these two starts to come to blows. Back and forth they’re going at one another now. Raven Horse has enough and grabs Prophet by the head and runs him into the steel cage wall face first. It’s taken only a minute and Prophet is badly busted open now. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Raven Horse drew first blood in this match, but we’ve got a long way to go!!



[ Blood trickles down Prophet’s face from the crown of his hair line. Raven Horse has a huge smile on his face as he sees the bloody Prophet. Prophet reaches up and grabs at his head, but there’s no stopping it at this point. Raven Horse picks Prophet up off the mat and whips him into the ropes. Prophet comes off the ropes and is met by Raven Horse who lifts him up in the air and drops him with a pop up powerbomb! Raven Horse goes for the early pin …1 …2 …and Prophet barely gets his shoulder breaking the count, up but Raven Horse forces Prophet back down for another pin attempt …1 …2 …and Prophet kicks out again!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have the feeling that Raven Horse ants to end this as quick as he can. The longer this match goes, the more it sways into Prophets favor and he knows it.



[ Raven Horse didn’t get the quick win, but that doesn’t deter him. Raven Horse picks the bloody Prophet up off the mat and starts chopping him with an open hand chops first with his left and then his right. Raven Horse thinks he has Prophet right where he wants him as he takes Prophet and throws him into the turnbuckle where his back snapped into the corner. Raven Horse rushes in and follows it up with a clothesline that takes Prophet down to the mat as he finds himself in the sitting position in the corner. This is exactly what Raven Horse wants as he makes his way to the opposite corner. Raven Horse then explodes towards Prophet and drives a huge knee into Prophet’s face. Raven Horse raises his hands up celebrating and the crowd is having none of it as they continue to boo the shit out of him. This is the first time in all their meetings that Raven Horse has had an advantage like this against Prophet. Raven Horse picks Prophet up and drives him into the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It looks like Raven Horse has learned from his last two beatings!! Prophet is yet to mount any kind of offense tonight.



[ Prophet is out of it, but Raven Horse lifts him back to his feet and whips him into the ropes, but Prophet reverses it and fires Raven Horse into the ropes. Raven Horse comes off the ropes but counters Prophet with a shoulder block after coming off the ropes. Prophet goes down in a heap. Raven Horse wastes no time and drops a huge leg on Prophet while he’s down and then goes for the pin …1 …2 …and Prophet kicks out at the last second. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I don’t know how much more of a beating Prophet can take! He needs to find a way to turn things around!!



[ Raven Horse remains focused on beating Prophet, not letting the failed pin attempts piss him off. Raven Horse gets back to his feet as Prophet covers the mat with his blood, which is still pouring down from his head. Raven Horse lifts Prophet up off the mat and drives Prophet back down for a face buster. Raven Horse rolls Prophet over with his foot and steps on him for a very insulting pin attempt …1 …but only gets to one before Prophet kicks out of the cocky pin from Raven Horse who has dominated this match from the get go. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Raven Horse is just fucking toying with Prophet now. He knew that cover wasn’t going to win the match.



[ Raven Horse tries to pull Prophet back to his feet, but Prophet starts to fight back now. He swipes Raven Horse’ hand away from him and delivers a stiff right hand. The blood from Prophet now starting to cover Raven Horse as the fight continues on. Raven Horse tries to fight back and takes a big swing with his right hand, but Prophet ducks it and as Raven Horse spins around, Prophet picks him up and drops him with a back body drop. Prophet picks Raven Horse back up to the sitting position and locks him into a headlock. Prophet is looking to slow this match down a bit now as he tries to collect himself from the blood loss and being manhandled early on in the match. Prophet wants to set the pace himself as Raven Horse’s quick pace has not lent itself success for Prophet here early on in the match. Prophet keeps the chin lock locked in as he tries to wear down Raven Horse to a much more manageable state. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is a great idea by Prophet. Keep the big man grounded and he can’t continue using those power moves.



[ Raven Horse starts to fight his way back to his feet as Prophet tries to keep the chin lock locked in, but he decides to let it go as Raven Horse expends some energy to rise back to his feet. Prophet comes off the ropes and catches Raven Horse from behind and delivers a bulldog! Raven Horse is a bit groggy but tries to fight it off and come back to his feet. Prophet, still a bloody mess, crawls back to his feet and catches the rising Raven Horse with a Russian leg sweep. Prophet comes back to his feet and heads over to Raven Horse who expends some more energy to rise up and drill Prophet with a bigtime rising clothesline. Prophet is groggy and is knocked back down to the mat as Raven Horse takes this moment to try and climb out of the cage! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You don’t need a pin to win this. If you can escape the cage, it’s as good as a pin.



[ Prophet comes back and grabs at Raven Horse’s foot as he tries to climb the cage. Raven Horse tries to wring his foot free and kicks at Prophet’s busted head. Prophet tries to grab at Raven Horse’s foot again and this time got a hold of it. Prophet pulls Raven Horse off the cage and Raven Horse lands feet first in the ring and drops Prophet with a big right hand. Raven Horse picks Prophet up and throws him into the ropes. Raven Horse tries to go for the pop up powerbomb again, but as Raven Horse throws Prophet in the air, Prophet drives a huge dropkick right into Raven Horse’s face and takes him down. Both me are face down in the ring as Prophet is starting to lose a good amount of blood from the gash in his head. Prophet is the first to his feet and he grabs Raven Horse from behind and throws him into the turnbuckle. Prophet grabs Raven Horse and lifts him to a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Prophet climbs up to the second turnbuckle and bashes Raven Horse’s head into the corner of the steel cage. Prophet tries to set him up for a superplex, but Raven Horse pushes Prophet away from him and down to the mat. Raven Horse stands up on the top rope and tries to come down on Prophet with a double axe-handle smash. Prophet moves out of the way though and Raven Horse lands on his feet. Raven Horse turns and whips himself around to Prophet who tries to meet him with a kick, but Raven Horse catches the foot of Prophet. Raven Horse shakes his head before Prophet jumps up with the opposite foot and delivers an enziguri to the back of Raven Horse’s head. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a counter by Prophet!! The great equalizer!!! A kick to the fucking head!!!



[ Both men are down and the crowd cheers again at the effort being put forth by these two warriors. They both try and get back to their feet, neither of them moving too quickly. They’re both using the ropes to get back up on their feet. Raven Horse is the first back to his feet and he reaches up from the ropes and puts his hand on the steel cage. Raven Horse starts to climb it, but instead of pulling him down, Prophet stumbles over and starts to climb up next to him. Raven Horse reaches the top of the cage first, but Prophet is right there next to him and delivers a solid shot with his right hand to the temple of Raven Horse. Raven Horse reels back but hangs onto the cage. Prophet delivers another stiff punch, but Raven Horse headbutts Prophet back. Prophet swings backwards but hangs onto the cage and lands where the two sides of the cage meet at the top. Now Raven Horse climbs over towards him and delivers another shot right to Prophet’s open wound and blood starts to gush out again. Raven Horse situates his way around Prophet and finds himself sitting on the top of the cage in the corner now while Prophet is a few feet below him. Prophet hangs onto the cage and Raven Horse drags Prophet up to him. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ve been in a few cage matches, and this is the worst place for these two guys to be. Nothing good happens this high up.



[ Raven Horse stays sitting on top of the cage and delivers another shot to Prophet’s face. Prophet reels back but delivers his own shot to Raven Horse’s midsection. Now another shot to the gut of Raven Horse. Raven Horse goes to give another headbutt, but Prophet stops it and pokes Raven Horse in the eyes, temporary blinding him. Raven Horse reels back and Prophet takes advantage of the situation by climbing up till he’s even with Raven Horse. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s getting extremely hairy up there now as they’re both fifteen to twenty feet off the floor.



[ Prophet looks out to the crowd as blood drips down from his brow and down his chest onto the turnbuckle and mat below. Prophet spins Raven Horse around, hooking his head under his arms and then both men fall off the cage as Prophet nails his End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) off the top of the cage!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Are you fucking kidding me? What an insane fucking maneuver from the top of the cage!! Both men could have been killed!!!



[ Both men are obliterated and neither of them are moving! They both took a huge fall down to the mat and neither of them even have their eyes open after that. The incredible maneuver has left both me broken. Prophet starts to move a bit and the crowd explodes to their feet. Prophet crawls across the ring towards Raven Horse. Prophet drapes his arm across Raven Horse in one last exertion of strength and effort as the referee makes the count …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Prophet!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Prophet pulled off the win tonight, but at what cost?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This match could be career ending for both men!! That fall could have broken their necks!!



[ The referee checks on both men and determines that they both need medical help so he motions to the back for medical assistance. The cage starts to lift, but it’s not medical help that comes down to the ring; but the Natural Disasters led by Reverend Azazel!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I knew Azazel had something planned!!



[ The Natural Disasters climb into the ring and stalk Prophet as he tries to crawl to the ropes. Reverend Azazel drives his demonic walking cane down across Prophets back driving him back down onto his gut. Holding onto Prophets legs, he orders both Babba Ali and Ace Romero to climb the corners and hit Prophet with their patented World Breaker (double top rope splashes) finisher!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – No, not like this!! If they hit this, it could break the man’s back for Christ sake!!



[ Just as they are about to leap off when “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson rocks the arena!! The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as the Blood Carnival rushes down to the ring. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here comes some unexpected help!!!



[ The Natural Disasters escape the ring along with Azazel and Raven Horse as they back their way up the ramp never taking their eyes off of the Blood Carnival. Bloody Mary kneels down next to Prophet seeing how he’s doing. Prophet looks up and sees that the insane Blood Carnival came to his help and cannot believe his eyes. Holding his neck, he rolls out of the ring and crawls over the steel guardrail escaping through the crowd. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This war between the Blood Carnival and the Natural Disasters is just starting to heat up and it appears that Reverend Azazel has enlisted the aid of Raven Horse to boot.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Somehow Prophet has gotten himself caught in the crossfire. He’s best to just walk away now that he’s ended this with Raven Horse. Let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by.



[ The show switches to the back where Cindy Meyers can be seen standing by with Joey Ryan and Spice. ]



Cindy Meyers – Joey Ryan, tonight you take on Kahagas and Tito Escobar in a Ladder match for the United States Heavyweight title. Last week, General Manager DDP told you that if you didn’t win your qualifying match, then you were going to be released from your WWE contract. Now in that match, we all saw you use Spice’s vibrator and hit Bulk with it knocking him out and basically stealing the win.



“The Don” Joey Ryan – Whoa, whoa, whoa Cindy …I didn’t steal anything!! I used the God given tools that were given to me to win that match!!



Cindy Meyers – But you used a vibrator to cheat.



“The Don” Joey Ryan – Don’t be a hater because you don’t know how to please yourself.



[ …and Cindy starts to blush as Spice waves the pink vibrator at her. ]



“The Don” Joey Ryan – I did exactly what DDP told me to do in order to keep my job. I won my match!! Now if you want to go into the specifics of it …DDP never said how I had to win that match…



[ …and General Manager DDP walks into the scene. ]



“The Don” Joey Ryan – DDP, I did exactly like you told me to do. I won my match.



[ DDP looks irritated at Joey Ryan. ]



General Manager DDP – That you did, that you did. And you know what Joey? You’re right. I never told you how to win that match. And kudos to you kid for going way outside the box. I mean, that vibrator shot was amazing.



“The Don” Joey Ryan – Thank you. We put a ton of thought into planning it.



[ …and DDP smiles at them hearing that. ]



General Manager DDP – Yeah, I figured that. But you know what? I have decided that in your big match tonight…



[ …and DDP points at Spice. ]



General Manager DDP – …that she’s banned from being at ringside!!!



[ Joey and Spice’s jaws hit the floor hearing that. ]



“The Don” Joey Ryan – What? No! Please DDP, sir; reconsider!!!



[ DDP walks out of the scene with Joey and Spice following him as the show swings back to Mike and Chris ringside. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge turn of events for Joey Ryan!! After his escapades last week, DDP has banned Spice from ringside during his title match.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Has anyone seen Bulk? I’m sure he has a few choice words for Joey too.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, let’s turn our attention now to the Number One Contendership match between Boris Drago and Arik Cannon. We all saw earlier tonight that Drago wasn’t cleared by the doctor. That his knee is more damaged than anyone thought.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, hanging on by a thread I think the doctor said. He refused to back out of this match, but it’s just going to be a big ass target for Cannon.



In a Number One Contendership Match

for the Worlds Heavyweight title

“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon .vs. “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a Number One Contendership match for the World Heavyweight title! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!



[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to ringside. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The road to Crossroads was filled with ups and downs for this young brawler, first beating Ace Romero and then stealing a win from Prophet before losing a tough match to Caristico.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I would have loved to have seen Cannon go up against Prophet straight up, but with the help of Raven Horse he cheated his way into the finals. I feel like we were robbed of a great match.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 lbs., “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago!!



[ The fans don’t know what to make of this guy as “Far from the start” by Timati and L’One plays as the Russian monster staggers down to the ring favoring his damaged and heavily wrapped right knee. He has a look of concern on his face as he gingerly climbs into the ring watching Cannon. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’ve wrestled hurt before, but that right knee of his is fucked up. He needs to let it heal.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I know what it feels like to be in a big match and to not let it pass you by. You never know if or when you’ll ever get another shot.



[ The referee is standing between the two men as the tension here in the Allstate Arena is at its peak. Neither man moves at first. Finally, the referee signals for the bell and immediately Cannon explodes out of the corner, hitting Drago with a front dropkick, knocking him back into the turnbuckles! Cannon immediately goes right up top, looking to end things quickly. Cannon leaps off for the double foot stomp, but Drago quickly rolls away. Cannon charges him, but Drago catches him with a forearm smash and then cinches him up into a snap suplex. Cannon pops right back up and shakes the cob webs from his head, shocking Drago. Cannon blasts Drago with a reverse knife edge chop, then another, then another as Drago backs away; his chest blistering red. Drago turns around and Cannon kicks him in the face and then runs forward and takes Drago out with a bulldog! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Cannon is taking it right to Drago. I think the issues with his right knee is in his head and the kid can’t focus.



[ Cannon keeps up the assault, railing Drago with a series of kicks to the back driving him into the mat. As Drago finally manages to sit up, he gets caught with a soccer-style kick to the back and then one to the face for good measure! Cannon lifts Drago up, but Drago counters raking Cannon’s face and then pulls him down into a jawbreaker! Cannon grabs at his jaw as Drago nails Cannon in the back of the head with a lariat. Cannon drops to his knees but Drago stays on him, delivering a series of stiff forearms to the small of the back. Drago grabs Cannon, wrapping his arms around his stomach and drives him into the mat with a gut-wrench suplex into a bridge for the cover …1 …and a quick kickout by Cannon! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A quick rake to the eyes set up that suplex!!! Smart move to slow Cannon down!!



[ Drago nails Cannon with a jumping knee drop right to the face. Cannon crawls away into the corner, holding his face before Drago runs at him delivering a stiff forearm smash to the chest. Drago starts to choke Cannon in the corner, but the referee starts his count …1 …2 …3 …4 …and finally steps in to break it up. Drago backs away and then charges in but Cannon gets his feet up, but Drago catches them and shakes his head before throwing Cannon up and slamming him down to the mat on his back. Cannon arches his back up from the pain, but Drago isn't done as he heads up to the top rope and nails Cannon with a drop kick straight into the chest of Cannon knocking Cannon all the way out of the ring and to the floor. Drago rolls out of the ring and he picks up Cannon and rams him into the steel guardrail. He tries to do it again, but Cannon blocks it and kicks Drago in the damaged right knee. Drago screams in pain holding onto his right knee as Cannon follows up by grabbing him from behind and launching Drago into the steel ring steps. You can see the pain on Drago's face as he lays on the floor holding his knee. Cannon comes over and picks Drago up throwing him back into the ring following him in and going for the cover …1 …2 …and Drago shoots his shoulder up off the mat!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I was wondering how long it was going to be before Cannon went after that knee.



[ Cannon grabs Drago by the head and pulls him to his feet. Cannon tries to lift Drago over with a suplex, but Drago slips free and lands on his feet. Cannon turns around and Drago kicks him in the gut and then attempts a single arm DDT, but Cannon grabs his wrist and rolls out of the hold, then pulls Drago in looking for a lariat, but Drago ducks under that and as Cannon turns around Drago locks in around his hips and lifts him up and over for a belly-to-belly snap suplex! The crowd applaud that incredible series of wrestling counters by both men. Cannon rolls on his back holding the back of his neck as Drago stalks Cannon around the ring trying to get some feeling back in his right knee. Using the ropes, Cannon gets to his feet slowly and Drago is right there; trying to hit a big back suplex. But just as he lifts Cannon, Drago’s knee gives out and Cannon breaks free and lands unharmed on his feet in front of Drago. Drago charges, but Cannon catches him, lifts him up, spins around and slams Drago down hard on the matt with a thunderous tilt-a-whirl slam! Cannon lifts Drago up and attempts a brainbuster, but Drago counters delivering a stiff knee to the head and then drops down with a spike DDT that has Cannon's legs gyrating in agony. Drago looks like he is frustrated now, feeling his knee ache even more with every move. Drago gets to his feet and steps out onto the apron, then heads for the corner which he starts to climb. Cannon gets to his feet and surges for the corner, hops up onto the second rope hooks his arms around Drago and drives him into the mat with a top rope superplex!!! Both men hit the canvas hard, but Cannon crawls over and throws an arm over Drago as the fans pop! The referee drops down for the count …1 …2 …2 ½ …but somehow Drago manages to find the strength to kick out!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I gotta give Drago credit. I never thought his ass would have lasted this long!!!



[ Another near-fall and the crowd is really buzzing now, anxious to see who will win here as Drago rolls away toward the ropes. Cannon rolls onto his back, sweating and shaking his head thinking that he had Drago there. The referee waits several seconds but with neither man making an effort to stand, before starting his count. …1 …2 …3 …4…and Cannon grabs the ropes and uses them to start pulling himself up, while Drago heads for a corner. It's Cannon who is on his feet first, but Drago almost immediately grabs Cannon out of nowhere and flings him over with a belly-to-belly suplex! Now both men are down again. The referee starts his count again …1 …2 …3 …but Cannon incredibly stands back up using the ropes. Cannon is leaning on the ropes as Drago too gets to his feet. Both men seem content to take a moment and breathe, but then Drago steps away from the ropes and shouts something at Cannon in Russian goading Cannon on. The fans in the front row boo, and this draws more heat from the rest of the crowd. Cannon, seizing on that surge of energy, charges with an arm extending as he looks for a lariat but Drago catches his arm and grounds the challenger locking in the Iron Curtain (a full nelson submission)!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit!!! Drago has his finisher locked on!!! This could be it!!



[ Drago wrenches back, keeping Cannon's arm and head trapped as he pulls back on the full nelson submission. The referee checks in to see if Cannon wants to give it up, but he's come too far. Cannon slowly bows his arms up, trying to get himself free, but Drago drives him back down. Cannon continues to try and reach for the ropes, but they seem a million miles away. The referee checks in once more, but Cannon resists the urge to tap as he pulls himself toward the ropes and then manages to put his leg through the middle rope forcing Drago to break the submission! As Drago releases the hold, Cannon steps through the ropes and chop blocks Drago’s bad knee sending the man down to the mat withering in pain!! Cannon rolls Drago up pinning his shoulders to the mat …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Drago just barely gets his shoulder up as the referee is about to slap three! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That right knee of Drago’s is his Achilles heel!! Every time he starts to build some momentum, Cannon takes the knee out.



[ Cannon drags Drago right back up and puts him over his shoulder. Drago counters out of it, sliding behind Cannon and shoving him into the ropes. Cannon comes off the ropes and Drago hits him with an elbow just under the chin. Drago lifts Cannon into the air and dives him into the mat with a front slam. Cannon rolls on the mat holding onto his chest as Drago grabs Cannon’s arm and turns him over onto his stomach, hooking in a Dragon Sleeper! They're in the middle of the ring and Cannon has nowhere to go. Cannon reaches out, but there is no possible way he can get to the ropes. Unable to get out of the maneuver, Cannon resorts to biting down on Drago's arm, forcing him to release the hold. Drago is a bit surprised that Cannon was biting him, that seems like something out of his playbook. But as his surprise turns to agony because Cannon is back up and hits a drop kick that knocks Drago back into the corner. From there Cannon hits him with a running dropkick to the face. Drago stumbles out into the waiting arms of Cannon who lifts him up for a Samoan Drop, but Drago once again brings his knee down on top of Cannon's head twice to break free. Drago counters grabbing Cannon and lifting him upside down, looking for a reverse piledriver; but Cannon kicks his feet around, forcing Drago backwards and reversing into his own piledriver maneuver. Drago tries to get out of it, but Cannon holds on driving Drago down with a cradle piledriver!!! Cannon hooks Drago’s leg and makes the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …but Drago grabs the bottom rope stopping the count. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Drago’s got a hard fucking head to survive that cradle piledriver!!!



[ Cannon knows he has Drago where he wants him so he simply gets up and heads to the top turnbuckle. Drago hasn't moved so Cannon goes for the top rope double foot stomp, but Drago rolls out of the way. Cannon is able to roll through the impact and get back to his feet, charging back at Drago and this time Drago catches him with a drop toe hold driving Cannon down into the canvas with authority. Drago mounts him and starts hammering away on Cannon, just unloading with vicious shots the likes of which we haven't seen during this match thus far. The referee starts his count …1 …2 …3 …4 …and finally has to step in, but Drago just continues to brutalize Cannon. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It looks like the referee has lost all control of this match!!!



[ Drago continues his onslaught, until the referee forcibly pulls him off of Cannon. Drago unloads with some knee strikes to the face of Cannon and then executes a senton bomb and quickly hooks the leg …1 …2 …and Cannon gets his shoulder off the canvas in time. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Russian Bear has fucking snapped!! He’s trying to beat Cannon within an inch of his life!!



[ Drago drags Cannon back up to his feet in a front-face lock, and sends him off of the ropes with an Irish whip. Cannon hits the ropes, but doesn't ricochet back as he holds on avoiding whatever big shot Drago had planned. Drago comes running at him nailing Cannon with enough momentum to send both men over the top rope and crashing to the floor outside the ring!!! Cannon clutches his back while Drago immediately goes for his right knee. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Cannon landed awkwardly on the floor. This could be a game changer for both men!!



[ The referee starts the count-out as Drago is the first one up …1 …2 …3 …and Drago drags Cannon up and rams him brutally head first into the steel ring post with a deafening smack. …4 …5 …Drago turns to the audience and gives them a glare as he wraps his arms around Cannon's head and starts to lock in the Iron Curtain (a full nelson submission)!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Drago’s got the Iron Curtain locked in outside the ring!!! This idiot can’t win the match that way!!!



[ The referee continues his count …6 …7 …8…and Drago is forced to release his hold and he throws Cannon back into the ring following him in and goes for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Cannon drops his foot across the ropes!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Great ring awareness by Cannon to get his foot on the bottom rope!!!



[ The referee tells Drago that the pin was only a two count as a result and Drago looks visibly frustrated pounding on the mat before dragging Cannon up to his feet. Drago explodes a right-hand to the face of Cannon. Cannon comes back and returns the favor with a right-hand of his own. Drago goes for a clothesline, but Cannon ducks under bouncing off the ropes and accidentally rebounds on the far side and both men's head collide as they fall to the mat in unison! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell did we just witness here?



[ The referee sees both men down and out so he starts his mandatory ten count …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …6 …7 …and Drago is slowly pulling himself up to his feet in the corner. Cannon is doing the same thing using the ring ropes, holding his head. He sees Drago in the corner and explodes at him nailing him with a driving knee to Drago’s gut! Cannon grabs Drago and nails him with the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) from out of nowhere!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This has got to be it!! Wait, what the fuck is he doing?



[ Drago looks to be out of it as Cannon climbs up to the top rope, opting to skip the pin attempt and go for the gusto. But as he climbs to the top, Drago gets to his feet grabbing Cannon and lawn-darts him into the mat!! The crowd pops as Drago goes for the pin, hooking the leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Cannon kicks out yet again!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Neither man is willing to give up tonight!!! This match means everything to them!!



[ As Cannon staggers to his feet, he doesn't see that Drago is waiting right behind him. Drago spins Cannon around and annihilates him with one nasty looking spinebuster! As Cannon struggles to get back to his feet, Drago looks to lock in the Iron Curtain (a full nelson submission), but Cannon starts using some pointed elbow strikes to knock Drago's head around. Cannon mixes it up by shooting a flurry of fists into Drago’s breadbasket. The two of them soon find themselves stumbling towards the ropes, with no man gaining a clear advantage. What they fail to realize, however, is that both men are just about as bad off is the other. Drago kicks Cannon in the gut and charges past Cannon bouncing off the far ropes catching Cannon’s head with a swinging neck breaker. Cannon writhes as he grasps his neck and Drago rolls up to one knee, grinning, as the fans continue to hit him with some heat. Drago grabs Cannon and locks the Iron Curtain (a full nelson submission) again, but Cannon charges at the ropes, bouncing off and countering it rolling Drago up and over …1 …2 …and Drago somehow kicks out breaking up the pin. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What an amazing counter by Cannon!! He’s got that Iron Curtain submission scouted perfectly. He’s gone for the Iron Curtain at least five times tonight and he’s yet to make Cannon submit!!!



[ Cannon drives a big boot into Drago’s gut which sends him rolling under the bottom rope and out to the floor. Cannon hits the ropes and dives to the outside with a suicide dive, crashing directly into Drago who just got to his feet driving him back into the steel guardrail!!! Cannon lifts Drago up and drives him against the ring apron. The crowd goes ape shit as Cannon rolls Drago into the ring. Cannon climbs to the top rope and sails off nailing Drago with a driving elbow in memory of the Macho Man!! The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as Cannon picks Drago up and drives him into the mat with the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam)!!! Cannon falls down on top of Drago hooking the big Russian’s legs for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Arik Cannon!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The bruiser from Ireland just punched his ticket to Undisputed Mike!!! It was a hell of a match and I will be the first to tell you that Drago gave it a hell of a lot more than I thought he would.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Drago is one tough son of a bitch, and I am sure we will see him right back in the title hunt in the weeks and months ahead. Let’s head to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with the Golden BoyZ, brothers Jake and Dave Anderson.



[ The camera pans to the back locker-room area where Cindy is with the Anderson brothers, minus Havok. ]



Cindy Meyers – Jake, Dave; tonight, you will be facing the Guerillas of Destiny for the World Tag Team titles. How are you feeling with this monumental task ahead of you?



Jake Anderson – Monumental task? Are you shitting me Cindy? My brother and I, hell; we drove down that proverbial “Miracle Mile” to get here. We took out the fan favorites in the Lynch Mob. Then we beat the supposed baddest of bad asses from New York in the Chain Gang. All the time, people like you, people out there in TV land writing us off like we were nothing to this division. All the money is on the Lynch Mob!!! I bet the house on the Chain Gang!! Hell, G.O.D. can’t be beat!!! Just gift wrap the damn titles and hand them over to them for Christ sakes.



Dave Anderson – What my brother is trying to say Cindy, is that for our entire careers we have been nothing but an afterthought to all these other guys. Well tonight, we come to the head of the class when we show the entire fucking WWE Universe who the hell the Golden BoyZ are!!!



Cindy Meyers – Mike and Chris, back to you.



[ The camera swings back to the broadcast table. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Strong, but truthful words coming from the Golden BoyZ. They were an afterthought in this tournament. Teams like the Lynch Mob and the Chain Gang were proverbial favorites in everyone’s minds. Are we taking the Golden BoyZ for granted and they are that damn good, or did they just get lucky for a few weeks and now we are about to see what the real Golden BoyZ look like?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – To me, honestly; and I am sorry if it’s going to hurt their feelings but they got lucky. The Lynch Mob over looked them and the Chain Gang didn’t even consider them a threat. Both teams will look at the Golden BoyZ very differently the next time they face them.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well we don’t have to wait any longer to crown our first champions of the night. Let’s go back to the ring for the World Tag Team title match!!!



For the World Tag Team titles



G.O.D. .vs. The Golden BoyZ w/Havok



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the World Tag Team titles!!! First, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs. the Guerillas of Destiny!!



[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – In my opinion Mike, these guys are pure blooded killers. They ran through the Hooligans and the Natural Disasters like it was nothing. I expect much of the same tonight against the Golden BoyZ.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I think the Golden BoyZ will put up a fight, but in the end their dreams of becoming tag team champions are going to come up short.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., “The Golden BoyZ” Jake and Dave Anderson!!



[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers along with Havok strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. Circling the ring, they never take their eyes off of G.O.D. as they climb into the ring and unmask. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You gotta give these kids credit Mike, they show no fear in their eyes whatsoever!! They are in for a hell of a fight and they know it.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is where the cream rises to the top. Which team will be crowned World tag Team champions? Let’s find out!!!



[ The referee calls for the bell and this one is officially underway. It’s gonna be Jake starting it off with Tanga. The two go in and lock up. Jake backs Tanga into the corner and then before the referee can break them up, Jake starts bashing away on Tanga’s chest. Jake doesn’t let Tanga get any chance for a breath as he grabs him and whips him into the opposite corner. Jake follows it up with a clothesline. As Tanga stumbles out of the corner, Jake hits the ropes and grabs Tanga’s head on the way back and drives his head into the mat with a bulldog! Jake goes for a quick pin …1 …and Tanga kicks out at one. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Jake knows he’s going to have to take the fight right at G.O.D. if they are going to win the titles tonight.



[ Jake wastes no time though in pulling Tanga to his feet and making the quick tag to Dave. Jake holds Tanga’s arm up in the air as Dave kicks Tanga in the rib area. Jake leaves the ring and Dave starts his assault on Tanga. Dave picks up Tanga and drops him with a quick powerslam. Dave bounces off the ropes and hits Tanga with a leg drop into a cover …1 …and Tanga kicks out quickly. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tanga needs to make the tag to the fresh man. The Golden BoyZ are doing an excellent job in isolating Tanga.



[ Tanga can’t get back to his feet quickly enough as Dave is there waiting for him and drops him again with a dropkick.

Dave drags Tanga over to their corner as he tags back in his brother Jake. The good teamwork from the Golden BoyZ continues as Jake and Dave both wrap their arms around Tanga’s head and flips him over their head for a double team suplex. Jake floats over for the cover …1 …2 …and this time gets barely a two count as Tanga kicks out. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I gotta give the Golden BoyZ credit, they are going right at the bigger team in G.O.D.!!!



[ Jake looks at the ref and holds up two fingers, as Tanga is already getting back to his feet. Tanga has taken a fair amount of damage up to this point. As Tanga gets to his feet, Jake goes to drill him with a punch, but Tanga blocks it and drills Jake with a right fist himself. Then a kick to abdomen area and as Jake bends over in pain, Tanga cracks him in the back with a forearm. Jake goes down to his knees know as Tanga comes off the ropes and drives his elbow into Jake’s back, taking him all the way to the mat now. Tanga finally tags in Tama and his partner steps through the ropes into the ring. Tama picks up Jake and pulls him up over his head with a German suplex. Tama wastes no time and pulls Jake back to his feet and drills Jake with repeated left fists. Four or five punches later and Jake reels back a bit. Tama lunges at Jake and drills him with a lariat clothesline that flips Jake ass over tea kettle and crashing to the mat!! Tama wastes no time going for the pin …1 …2 …and Jake kicks out. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a vicious clothesline by Tama that nearly takes Jake’s head clean off!!



[ Tama lifts up Jake and puts his head under his arm. Tama snaps Jake over with a quick suplex. Tama pulls Jake back up to his feet once again and whips him into the ropes. Jake reverses it though and flings Tama towards the ropes. Tama comes off and is quickly met with a clothesline from Jake. Jake crawls over and makes the tag to Dave who comes in quickly. Dave goes to work on Tama now, but Tama is quick to recover. Tama shoves Dave back who staggers into the ropes. Tama goes charging in but Dave ducks and back body drops Tama over the top rope to the floor. Dave goes to the mat and rolls under after him. The two men start trading lefts and rights on the outside as the referee starts his count. …1 …2 …3 …and Dave delivers a huge right and knocks Tama into the steel barricade right in front of the Lynch Mob who have been watching the match with vested interest. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is going to end one of two ways, and neither are very fucking good.



[ As Tama collects himself, he turns to see the Lynch Mob in the front row and he flips them both off. Pissed off, Joey of the Lynch Mob slaps Tama right across the face leaving a red hand print across Tama’s cheek. Seeing what just happened, Tanga rushes over to Tama and holds him back from going after the Lynch Mob. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This could have gotten ugly real fast if Tanga didn’t intervene!!



[ Dave and Tama each roll back into the ring, but Tama is the first to his feet and delivers one of those feet right into Dave’s back. Tama picks Dave up and whips him into their corner where he tags in Tanga. Tanga delivers a hard right into the mid-section of Dave. Tanga pulls Dave out and snap mares him down once again. With Dave lying in the ring, he goes up to the second rope and takes flight to drop and elbow on him. Tanga hooks Dave’s leg going for the pin …1 …2 …but Jake interrupts the count at two. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Lucky son of a bitch right there!!



[ The save forces Tama to come in and attack Jake and now it’s all four men are in the ring. The referee is trying to get things back on track, but Tanga and Tama are double teaming Jake now. Jake stumbles into the ropes and they hit him with a double clothesline that knocks Jake over the ropes and to the floor where he lands at the feet of the Chain Gang!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These tag teams are coming out of the woodworks now!!!



[ Eddie O’Shay looks down at Jake, but before he can even do anything; his tag team partner Jake Owens has jumped the barrier and has Jake by the hair dragging the smaller man to his feet in-front of him! Eddie O’Shay also jumps the barrier and gets up into Owen’s face and tells his tag team partner to back off. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tag team chaos has taken over Crossfire!!!



[ The Lynch Mob watches from the other side of the ring, and they too leap the guardrail and rush around the ring after the Chain Gang!!! A tag team stand-off ensues, with Jake Anderson laying on the floor between them!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is about to get explosive Chris!!!



[ Back in the ring, Dave is back to his feet as he grabs Tama from behind and whips him around. Tama counters sending Dave off the ropes and then BAM …the Kill Shot (The Dudley Death Drop) by Tama and Tanga!!! Tanga goes for the cover …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and NEW World Tag Team Champions, the Guerillas of Destiny!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And just like that we have new World Tag Team champion!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Things could have gotten even uglier if the Lynch Mob and the Chain Gang went at it!!! I have a feeling we haven’t seen the last of those two teams locking horns!!! Let’s rejoin Cindy Meyers backstage.



[ Cindy Meyers is seen standing by with STIXX (still without his mask). ]



Cindy Meyers – STIXX, if I may be so blunt; ever since your debut here in the WWE you seemed to have gotten the short end of the stick. Your recent troubles have all stemmed from Tito Escobar stealing your mask from you during your very first match on Adrenaline.



STIXX – Cindy, my mask means everything to me. It is my life-blood, and it is what makes me who I am!!! Now, tonight I am going into this Scramble match without my mask, but Tito Escobar rest assured that STIXX has not forgotten about what you’ve done!!! Come hell or high water, you will pay for taking what didn’t belong to you!!! First, I am going to take the WWE TV title, and then I’m coming for your ass!!!



Cindy Meyers – Strong words coming from STIXX. I wouldn’t want to be Tito Escobar right now. Guys, back to you.



[ The PPV swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big words coming from STIXX, but let’s not forget that there are going to be four other men in that match tonight and it’s the one man with the most pinfalls after twenty minutes that’s going to walk out the TV champ.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He better stop thinking about that stupid ass mask and get focused on winning matches!! He’s going to have a short ass career here in the Empire if he keeps losing!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s go back to the ring and rejoin our old friend Harvey Weinstein.



For the WWE Television title

In a Scramble match



“The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins .vs. Bulk .vs. Funny Bones .vs. Tiger King .vs. STIXX



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a Scramble match for the WWE Television Championship! Two men will start the match, and then every two minutes another competitor will enter the Scramble. When the twenty-minute time limit expires, the wrestler with the most pinfalls will be the NEW WWE Television champion!!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 185 lbs. “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!



[ The Texas Cowboy struts down to the ring as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins takes his hat and vest off before walking up the ring steps and climbing in. He bounces off the ropes warming up and stretching out. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This kid has had a number of very impressive matches so far. It wouldn’t shock me one bit if he walks out the champ tonight.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more Chris. He’s taken two tough losses to Kahagas and Caristico, but they may just be the elite of the Empire.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his first opponent, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 lbs., “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!



[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at Hopkins keeping his distance. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This guy freaks me right the fuck out. What’s up with that fucking mask?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – No clue, but he too had two very competitive matches against Kahagas and Tito Escobar that could have went either way. There just might be a bright future ahead for this freak show too.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponent, weighing in at 484 lbs., Bulk!



[ “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays as the massive Bulk marches down to the ring to a chorus of boos. The giant of a man climbs the steps stepping through the ropes glaring at Hopkins and Funny Bones. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bulk has yet to score a win here in the Empire, with his closest shot coming just last week when Joey Ryan hit him with that pink fucking vibrator to knock his ass out cold.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If I was Bulk, I would take that vibrator and shove it right up Joey’s ass!!!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponent, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 188 lbs., Tiger King!!



[ The sold-out crowd goes nuts as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans as his opponents watch him. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now this kid’s got heart. He’s yet to make it to the pay window, but he was unlucky enough to face Caristico in his very first match. Give this kid some time and he’s going to be wearing gold.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, as long as he doesn’t get killed along the way.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their final opponent, weighing in at 235 lbs., STIXX!



[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring without his clown mask that is still in the possession of Tito Escobar. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Like I said before, this kid has got to let that mask thing go. He’s a wealth of power, but he’s too fucking focused on that mask.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Is it the mask, or is it Tito Escobar? Just saying.



[ The referee sends Bulk, STIXX and Funny Bones to the ring apron as Hopkins and Tiger King have drawn the lucky straws to start the match. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This could be good or bad for both of these guys. Getting early pins could be a huge advantage, but they both now must go the full twenty minutes!!



[ Hopkins says something to the referee, but Tiger King surprises Hopkins by spring-boarding from behind him into a head scissor take down followed by a picture-perfect dropkick by Tiger King sends Hopkins into the corner. Tiger King sends Hopkins into the ropes, but Hopkins ducks to the floor to avoid a springboard diving kick. Hopkins with a snap-suplex, but Tiger King rolls over, back to a vertical base. Big rights by Tiger King before shooting Hopkins off the ropes and getting leveled with a clothesline. Hopkins drags Tiger King to his feet and forces him chest first to the ropes, before delivering clubbing forearm blows to the kidneys of Tiger King. Five forearms in a row have Tiger King trying to catch his breath, but on the sixth attempt, Tiger King springboards back from the middle rope and hits a spinning roundhouse kick right to the jaw of Hopkins rocking him. Tiger King backs Hopkins up into the corner and unleashes a series of vicious forearms, kicks and punches. Hopkins is propped up in the corner, as Tiger King rushes at him and unloads with a running knee, followed immediately by a snap release suplex! Hopkins crashes to the mat as Tiger King hooks his leg …1 …2 …and Hopkins kicks out just in time!!!]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You can see it early on that Tiger King will do almost anything to pick up his first win here tonight!!!



[ Tiger King measures Hopkins as he sits up and kicks him in the back of the head with the Shining Wizard. Again, Tiger King tries for a pin hooking the leg …1 …2 …and again another kick out by Hopkins. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tiger King desperately wants the first pinfall before any other men get to get into the ring.



[ Tiger King stalks Hopkins, who pulls himself up on the ropes. Tiger King springs off the middle rope, looking for a wheelbarrow DDT, but Hopkins counters with a thunderous German suplex. Hopkins rolls the hips, taking a page from Kurt Angle; but Tiger King blocks it and gets off a sunset flip, but Hopkins counters, rolling back over and rushes Tiger King drilling him with a high knee that spins Tiger King inside out and down to the mat!! Hopkins rolls Tiger King up for the pin …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tiger King thrusts a shoulder off the mat breaking the count. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These are two tough ass kids out there giving it everything they got!!!



[ Hopkins works over the back of Tiger King using the ropes to his advantage as Tiger King crawls to the corner. Hopkins drags Tiger King to his feet and begins to pummel him in the corner, but Tiger King surges back firing off on him. Tiger King sends Hopkins into the ropes and ducks his head, but Hopkins sees it coming and counters with a face crusher, and follows up with a thunderous powerbomb. Tiger King is on his knees as Hopkins measures him up for the Wrangler (Buckshot Lariat), but the buzzer sounds and Funny Bones leaps into the ring and waffles Hopkins in the back of the head dropping him to the mat. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man, Hopkins went for the kill shot on Tiger King, and lucky for him Funny Bones saved his ass!!!



[ Funny Bones works over Hopkins in the corner as Tiger King gets back to his feet and we are at the six-minute mark with nobody yet scoring a pinfall or submission. Hopkins drops to the mat and bails out of the ring under the bottom rope, looking for a breather; so Funny Bones turns his attention to Tiger King planting him with a powerbomb onto the top turnbuckle. Hopkins looks to attack Funny Bones from behind, but he sees it coming and Funny Bones dropkicks Hopkins off the ring apron and back down to the floor. Tiger King is on his hands and knees as Funny Bones uses him as a platform to run up and springboard off, over the top rope out over the ring and crashing down onto Hopkins with a Corkscrew plancha! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a crazy ass move by Funny Bones!!! Now he just has to get Hopkins back in the ring for the pin!!



[ Funny Bones staggers back to his feet and here comes Tiger King through the ropes with a suicide dive that sends Funny Bones and Tiger King both crashing into the steel security barrier, and now all three men are down on the outside. The crowd goes wild as Tiger King is the first to get up, rolling back into the ring followed by Hopkins. Funny Bones is up too, vaulting onto the top rope and hitting a springboard guillotine leg drop onto the crawling Hopkins whose head is just under the bottom rope. Funny Bones quickly drags Hopkins into the ring going for the pin hooking the leg …1 …2 …but Tiger King quickly pulls him off. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A massive leg drop nearly scored a pin for Funny Bones!!!



[ Funny Bones gets up and nails Tiger King with a kick to the midsection and looks for the Brainbuster, but Tiger King wriggles free, landing on his feet; never seeing Hopkins who nails him with a stiff right to the jaw that buckles Funny Bones knees. Funny Bones gathers himself and hits a chop on Tiger King, who returns the favor to Funny Bones. Funny Bones chops the chest of Hopkins, who also returns the favor. Each man alternatively knife-edge chops the ever-loving hell out of the chest of each other. The buzzer sounds mid exchange and here comes the next participant, STIXX. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We now have four men in the ring and nobody has yet to score a successful pin!!!



[ STIXX vaults into the ring, right between the three-way chop fest. Hopkins looks at Tiger King, who shrugs his shoulders at Funny Bones. Funny Bones looks at Hopkins and an unheard agreement is reached as STIXX finds himself in the eye of the storm. Funny Bones waffles STIXX with a right that sends him reeling towards Tiger King. Tiger King nails him with a double handed chop that staggers STIXX into a stiff jaw jacking jab from Hopkins. The three men continue to wail on STIXX, literally taking it in turns to chop, punch and slap the ever-loving shit out of the man. Funny Bones holds STIXX in a full nelson, as Tiger King steps aside for Hopkins to hit STIXX with six rapid fire chops. Each yelp from STIXX draws the blood vessels in his chest toward the surface of the skin, and the crowd is loving every single minute of it. Hopkins smiles and stands aside as Tiger King lands eight chops, left hand, right hand, left hand, right hand, etc. STIXX is begging for them to stop, but Funny Bones releases the hold and Hopkins and Tiger King each grab one of his arms, holding him outstretched for Funny Bones to get his licks in. Hopkins and Tiger King release STIXX’s arms and Funny Bones gestures for them to pick him up again. Tiger King dropkicks the knees of STIXX, as Hopkins runs off the ropes and leaps up in the air, driving his foot down on the back of the doubled over STIXX head, driving his face into the mat. Tiger King wants STIXX up now, as Hopkins pulls an almost flaccid STIXX up off the canvas and Tiger King leaps off the second turnbuckle and hits the double foot stomp known onto his back, right at the time Funny Bones leaps off the opposite top turnbuckle, spinning through 450 degrees, Funny Bones lands with a majestic splash on top of the prone STIXX. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These three men are destroying STIXX right now!! Any of them could pin him and he wouldn’t have the energy to kick out!!



[ Funny Bones is the fastest thinker as he drops down, hooking the legs of the unconscious STIXX …1 …2 …but Tiger King takes umbrage at this and pulls him off by the feet. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That was a pretty short-lived team-up.



[ Funny Bones climbs to his feet and shoves Tiger King in the chest, but Tiger King is having none of it as he clotheslines Funny Bones down hard and then leaps onto the still semi-conscious STIXX looking for the cover …1 …2 …and Hopkins pulls Tiger King off dragging him to his feet and plants him with a DDT. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We’ve got rapid fire pinfalls being attempted all over the ring!!



[ Hopkins drops down and covers STIXX …1 …2 …and Funny Bones hits a shining wizard to the face of Hopkins breaking the pin attempt. Funny Bones poses for the crowd and unknowingly turns around into a clothesline from Tiger King that sends both men tumbling out of the ring as the buzzer sounds. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a huge kick to the head of Hopkins and we still don’t have our first pin yet!!!



[ Bulk enters the ring and goes right at the battered STIXX. Bulk rolls the prone STIXX to his stomach and grabs both of his feet. STIXX is completely stunned as Bulk goes behind him, hooks him into a pump-handle position, before driving him into the mat with a massive pump-handle powerbomb. Bulk drops down hooking STIXX’s legs for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! And Bulk gets the first pin of the match!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You had to know that it was only a matter of time before one of these guys scored a pin on STIXX! That poor fucker took a beating.



[ Bulk celebrates on his knees for scoring the matches only pinfall so far, only for Hopkins to come out of nowhere and catch him square in the face with the superkick dropping the big man to the mat. Hopkins rolls Bulk up making the cover, …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Now Hopkins and Bulk each have a pinfall. What happens if we end in a tie?



[ Hopkins gets back up on his feet, just as Tiger King re-enters the ring and leaps onto Hopkins back! Tiger King locks in a sleeper hold!! Hopkins tries to bravely fight it off, lumbering for the ropes, but Tiger King cinches backwards, arching the back of Hopkins, who has nowhere to go and no choice but to tap out before he passes out! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Some people may question that Hopkins tapped out. I say it was quick thinking. If the kid was put to sleep, then he would have been an easy target to get pinned and fall further behind in this match!!



[ The referee tries to get Tiger King to release the hold, but he is having none of it trying mightily to put Hopkins out. The official pulls Tiger King off, just in time for Funny Bones to nail Tiger King with a kick to the gut. Funny Bones lifts Tiger King high in the air in a suplex position and plants him to the mat with a hellacious back breaker!! Tiger King squirms on the mat thrashing about holding his back as Funny Bones rolls him up, hooking the leg for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We’ve now got a four-way tie!! The only man in this match without a pinfall is STIXX, that poor bastard.



[ The ring is now a mass of bodies as Funny Bones tries to shake off the cobwebs as the only man standing. Funny Bones staggers around the ring, wondering what to do next, but his mind is made up for him as Bulk gets up and rushes at him nailing him with a cross body block. Funny Bones stagers back to his feet as Bulk kicks Funny Bones in the midsection and shoots Funny Bones across the ring with an Irish whip. Funny Bones ducks a clothesline attempt, and Bulk also runs the ropes where both men meet in the middle, knocking each other down with a double clothesline. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The ring is littered with fucking broken bodies!!!



[ STIXX stirs in the corner and slithers towards the two downed men like a snake. STIXX drapes his arms over both Funny Bones and Bulk at the same time as the referee slaps the mat …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Hopkins pulls STIXX off the men!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – STIXX went for the proverbial two for one deal there and missed out on the chance to take the lead in this match thanks to Hopkins!!



[ Hopkins stomps on STIXX and then pushes him out of the ring, rolling him with his feet, as the clock ticks down to ninety seconds left in the match. Tiger King, obviously aware that time is running out, grabs Bulk and forces him towards the corner, where he kicks him a few times in the chest, sternum and midsection. Spurred on by the crowd, Funny Bones gets to his feet as Hopkins spots him in his peripheral vision. Standing on the ring apron, Hopkins leaps the ring ropes and blasts Funny Bones with the Wrangler (Buckshot Lariat)!!! Tiger King sees Hopkins connecting with Funny Bones as he yanks Bulk up nailing him with the Concrete Jungle (Canadian Destroyer)!!! Tiger King and Hopkins cover their respective opponents at the same time as the official counts the pinfalls simultaneously …1 …2 …3 for Hopkins and Tiger King! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A double pinfall!!! Tiger King and Hopkins both now have two pins to Bulk and Funny Bones each having one apiece!!



[ Hopkins and Tiger King eye each other across the ring. Hopkins explodes to his feet and charges at Tiger King!!! Tiger King jump up and kicks Hopkins in the face! Tiger King spins Hopkins around and grounds him into a front face-lock!! Hopkins is scratching and clawing to get out as he manages to get up to a vertical base. Tiger King tries to keep him down, but Hopkins counters with a side slam driving Tiger King into the mat!!! Hopkins rolls Tiger King up as the referee counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …but STIXX dives in to break it up! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins missed out on a golden opportunity to take the lead as time’s ticking away!! We are down to the last twenty seconds and we still have a four-way tie!!!



[ STIXX immediately goes after Tiger King, dragging him to his feet to set him up for the STIXX Shift Driver (Full Nelson Snap Suplex)!!! Hopkins sees it coming and nails STIXX with a backstabber!!! Hopkins drops down for the cover on STIXX …1 …2 …and Tiger King breaks it up! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Can you feel the desperation in the air Chris?! This one is going right down to the wire!!!



[ Tiger King drags Hopkins by his hair to his feet, but Hopkins counters by grabbing Tiger King by the head and dropping down with a jaw breaker!! Tiger King staggers around holding his jaw as Hopkins rebounds off the ropes and blasts Tiger King with the Wrangler (Buckshot Lariat)!!! Hopkins drops down with the cover …1 …2 …3 just as the time expires and the buzzer sounds!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and NEW WWE Television Champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fucking amazing match by all men involved tonight and congratulations to the new WWE Television champion Chandler Hopkins!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This kid earned this win tonight. Now go home and soak it all in because the TV title is to be defended each and every week on Adrenaline so the road ahead of him is going to be full of obstacles!!! Let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with the new World Tag Team champions G.O.D.!!!



[ The show switches to the back where Cindy Meyers can be seen standing by with the new World Tag Team Champions Guerillas of Destiny. ]



Cindy Meyers – Tanga, Tama; congratulations on becoming the new World Tag Team champions tonight. What a battle the Golden BoyZ gave you…



The World Tag Team Champion Tanga Loa – Let’s get one thing straight. The Golden BoyZ are good …but they’re not good enough to be in our league. We didn’t come here to be tag team champions that drop their straps after their first few defenses.



The World Tag Team Champion Tama Tonga – Hell no, we came to the Empire to dominate this bitch!!! There aint a tag team on this roster that can hang with us!!!



[ As if on cue, the Lynch Mob walks into the scene. ]





Joey Lynch – Is that a fact? Nobody on this roster can hang with you? Well, we beg to differ …champs!!!



Matt Lynch – What my brother is politely trying to say is, why don’t the two of you grab your balls and stop being a couple of bitches and put those straps on the line against us right now!!!



[ Tensions flare to a fever pitch as the Chain Gang storms on to the set getting right in the Lynch Mobs faces. ]



Eddie O’Shay – And what makes the two of you red neck fuckers thing you deserve the first title shot?



Jake Owens – I say we beat their asses and then… (and he looks right at G.O.D.’s title belts) take those off these two chumps!!!



The World Tag Team Champion Tanga Loa – You two think you deserve a shot at our belts? You two are a joke!!! Where were the two of you as the Golden BoyZ challenged us tonight? Oh, that’s right, you two losers had to buy tickets to watch the show!!!



The World Tag Team Champion Tama Tonga – Get in line fan boys. We’re going to hold on to these straps for a long damn time!!!



[ And G.O.D. storms off leaving the Lynch Mob and the Chain Gang standing there glaring at each other filled with hate. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man, G.O.D. has not even have held the belts for an hour and the teams are already lining up to challenge them!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob and the Chain Gang better be ready for what they wish because the Guerillas of Destiny are no fucking pushover.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Switching gears here Chris, our next match is for the United States Heavyweight championship and it features Tito Escobar taking on Joey Ryan and Kahagas in a Ladder match!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Last week we had three amazing triple threat matches that determined who would be in this match tonight. Tito and Kahagas earned their spots, but Joey Ryan …not so much. Let’s go back to the ring for our next title match!!!



For the United States Heavyweight title

In a Ladder match



“The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas .vs. “The Don” Joey Ryan .vs. “Relentless” Tito Escobar



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a Ladder match for the United States Heavyweight Championship! Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Spice; weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!



[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women. Finally making it to the ring, he sexually rolls in and lays in the corner showing off his large package. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It still blows my mind how this fucking clown is even allowed to be in this match!! It’s insulting to all the guys that busted their asses and didn’t make it.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Payback’s a bitch, and maybe if we’re lucky he will come down with some sort of STD or something!!!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his first opponent, his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!



[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as the Demon makes his way down to the ring and rolls in never taking his eyes off of Spice at ringside as she sexually teases him. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Now this guy is an amazing wrestler. He came so close to beating Alexander Stone a few weeks ago, that it took not one …not two …but three V Triggers to knock this guy out!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This guy is as tough as they come!!! I can really picture the U.S. title around his waist.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponent, weighing in at 198 lbs., “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!



[ The crowd erupts booing as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. Escobar struts out all cocky with STIXX’s mask in hand waving it to the booing crowd. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes eyeing his opponents all the way before placing STIXX’s mask on the ring post. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If you can get past his egotistical attitude, this guy’s is a wealth of fucking talent.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Not to mention that he’s a thief too. I can’t wait to see STIXX finally get his shot at getting his mask back!!



[ As the bell sounds, all three men stare at one another. There are a couple of ladders set up around ringside, but none in the ring. Almost immediately Escobar starts pelting Kahagas with rights and lefts. Ryan watches the two men, as Kahagas fires back with an elbow and then a short knee strike that draws a huge wave of boos. Escobar starts firing back, knocking Kahagas around, as Ryan rolls out of the ring and slides a ladder inside. Within an instant, Ryan is back into the ring and trying to set the ladder up. Escobar and Kahagas are still duking it out and are unaware that Ryan is looking to sneak away with the win. Ryan sets the ladder up, but as he starts to climb it, Escobar turns around and dropkicks the ladder, sending Ryan crashing onto the canvas as he was already half way up the ladder! Escobar then turns around to get booted in the gut by Kahagas, who then rams him into the ladder, which is leaning up against the ropes now. Kahagas then lifts him up nailing him with an Impaler DDT! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re going to need your head on a swivel in this match. One wrong move and you could lose without even knowing it.



[ Ryan is trying to clear the cobwebs in his head after taking a face plant onto the mat. Kahagas turns to Ryan and delivers a few stiff kicks to the midsection, before lifting him up and then throwing him shoulder first into the turnbuckles! Kahagas pulls Ryan back and levels him with a forearm before transitioning into a quick mount and raining a flurry of nasty blows onto Ryan's head. Ryan gets his arms up to shield from some of the punches and that just causes Kahagas to climb off of him and grab him by the ankle, dragging him along the canvas. Ryan resists, however, grabbing the rope and as Kahagas realizes he's not going to get any further he turns around and moves in, only to catch an awkward kick from Ryan's free foot to his knee that causes him to buckle and fall to one knee. Ryan then sits up and grabs Kahagas's shoulders, using them to propel him to a standing position and then kneeing Kahagas straight in the face, sending Kahagas sprawling to his back. Ryan steps over his opponent and stretches both arms out to his sides, smiling wide, to the cheers of all of the fans who love him on PORNHUB. Distracted, Ryan turns around to get nailed with a front spin kick from Escobar! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an egotistical fuck!!! All he cares about is his movie career!!



[ Escobar forearms Ryan in the face before executing a slingshot Arabian press that takes Ryan down. Kahagas is back up now and comes up behind Escobar, clubbing him in the back a few times, but Escobar drops down with a jawbreaker. The drop-down jawbreaker was right on the money and he shoves Kahagas back into the buckles and then nails him with a drop kick! The rope-aided corner dropkick is right on the button as he then turns around and clotheslines Ryan, before lifting the ladder up off of the ropes and then running it chest first into Kahagas who’s still trapped in the corner! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That ladder shot could have busted Kahagas up inside!!



[ Ryan is back up, as Escobar turns around and throws the ladder at him like a missile. Ryan just barely ducks and avoids being blasted by the ladder as it sails by him. Escobar charges in, but Ryan lifts him up and hits a huge back body drop that levels Escobar. Ryan sends Escobar into the buckles and charges in leaping onto him with an impressive monkey flip out of the corner! Escobar lands hard, holding the small of his back as Ryan looks to the sky and the United States Heavyweight Championship hanging high overhead. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just don’t look at it you ass, get a ladder!!!



[ As Escobar tries to get back to his feet, Ryan smashes a big forearm into the side of his head and snap mares him over. Off the ropes, Ryan delivers a dropkick right into the same small of the back area. Ryan drags Escobar up by the hair and drives a knee into his stomach and immediately scoops him up into a body slam. Kahagas is still draped in the corner, holding his chest, as Ryan quickly turns and shoots a superkick right underneath the chin of Kahagas, neutralizing his ability to come back. Military press double knee gut buster by Ryan on Escobar! As Escobar rolls to his stomach to try and stand, Ryan kicks him right across the small of the back. Escobar arch’s his back and grits his teeth in pain. Escobar yelps as all two hundred and ten pounds of Ryan comes crashing down onto him in a potent body splash. Escobar gasped for breath as he tries to regain control of himself. Ryan presses his advantage, picking Escobar up and ramming him into the top turnbuckle. Ryan turns his attention to Kahagas, making sure that he isn’t stirring in the corner. Ryan then pulls Escobar into his arms and falls to a knee, dropping Escobar's back over the point of his knee to top off an impressive back breaker. Escobar's mouth falls open as he groans in anguish. A double axe handle to his midsection suddenly folds Escobar in half, and a wicked, twisting punch from Ryan knocks Escobar backwards off his knee into a rumpled heap. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s amazing that Ryan has this much offense in him!!



[ Ryan now realizes that both of his opponents are neutralized and begins lifting the ladder back into place. He places it in the middle of the ring, just under the U.S. title belt. He starts climbing up, surprisingly fast, but just as he’s about to grab the United States Heavyweight Championship, Kahagas comes spiraling out of the corner and rams right into the ladder sacrificing his own body, spearing the ladder with every ounce of energy in his being. The ladder itself literally bends, as it comes crashing down and Ryan goes flying to the canvas in a nasty spill from the top. Both Kahagas and Ryan look to be dead, as the crowd chant “Holy shit, holy shit”! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Talk about giving your body, heart and soul for the chance to win a championship!!! Kahagas just did that as he rammed into the ladder at full speed!!!



[ No one is moving as the referee isn’t quite sure what to do. Escobar starts to pull himself up using the ropes. Escobar grabs a ladder and tries to stand it up, but as he positions it under the belt, it topples over. It’s far too bent and contorted to climb. Frustrated, he picks it up and then smashes it down onto Kahagas who is also trying to get to his feet. Kahagas lets out a grunt of agony, as Escobar now rolls out of the ring and pulls one of the other ladders that’s decorated around ringside area into the ring. This is a smaller ladder, but Escobar doesn’t give it much thought. However, once he re-enters the ring and positions it under the belt, it becomes apparent that he may not be able to reach the belt with that ladder. Escobar slowly climbs up it, rung after rung and then reaches, but the ladder is just too short. Escobar is just a couple of feet away, but he can’t get to the title belt. Frustrated, he tries to hop, but he still can’t grab it. So, he does what anyone would do in that situation, he dives off with a wicked leg drop onto the prone Kahagas! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – In simplest terms, you have to use the tools around you to win!!



[ Across the ring, Ryan is starting to stir as Escobar holds his back in pain. The leg drop from the ladder may not have been the wisest thing for him to do. Ryan gets up to his feet now, as Escobar is trying to pull himself up. Ryan starts to go to the outside of the ring, but Escobar grabs him through the ropes, stopping him on the apron. Ryan pulls Escobar through the ropes and hammers him a few times. Ryan then puts Escobar’s head between his legs. Ryan throws Escobar up onto his shoulders, but before he can bring him down, out of instinct Escobar comes alive driving right hands into Ryan’s head until Ryan loses his grip on Escobar. Escobar manages to land on his feet and he kicks Ryan in the gut before throwing him shoulder first into the steel steps. Escobar leaps up and jumps off the ring apron onto Ryan, delivering a double sledge across his back. Ryan gets up staggered but takes a swing at Escobar, but Escobar ducks it and when Ryan turns around the second time, Escobar goes low and catches him with a drop toe hold that sends Ryan chin first into the steel ring steps. Escobar gets to his feet and grabs Ryan and throws him into the ring following him in. On the opposite side, Kahagas has now rolled out of the ring and takes a moment or two to catch his breath. Escobar finally pulls Ryan up and executes a Falcon arrow suplex! Escobar rolls to the outside, intent on grabbing a ladder now. Escobar grabs a ladder, making sure it’s big enough to reach the belt this time and slides it into the ring. Escobar climbs up onto the apron, then sets up the ladder. He doesn’t put it near the title belt though as he starts climbing up and then points down at Ryan before diving off with a beautiful Swanton Bomb onto Ryan that seems to have done as much damage to Escobar as it did Ryan. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Picture perfect Swanton by Escobar!!



[ Ryan is laying on the canvas, breathing heavy having taken that Swanton from such a high height. Escobar is holding his head seemingly hitting it when he crashed down on the ring apron. Escobar tries to get up to his feet, but he can't and again appears to have another dizzy spell as he uses the ropes to get up. The spell gives Kahagas time to get to his feet and realize where he is on the opposite side of the ring. Taking a breath, Kahagas rolls into the ring and charges and spears his ass into Escobar, the impact sending him flying off of the apron and head first into the steel guardrail! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Does Kahagas even care about winning the belt at all? He does understand that this is for the U.S. championship, right?



[ Escobar hit that railing hard and now just slumps over it limply. Kahagas turns around to see Ryan starting to get to his feet. Kahagas grabs Ryan and nails him with the Monster Driver (Half nelson driver)!!! Kahagas has a big smile on his face and then rolls outside of the ring. There’s already a ladder in the ring, so everyone is a bit puzzled for a moment as he starts digging underneath the ring. After a couple of moments, they realize what’s up as Kahagas pulls a wooden table out from underneath the ring. He then sets it up at ringside, right where Escobar is. Kahagas grabs Escobar and rolls him onto the table. Kahagas then pulls a smaller ladder out from under the ring and places it on top of Escobar’s chest. Now Kahagas rolls back into the ring and lifts Ryan up by the feet. It looks like Kahagas is looking to catapult Ryan over the top rope onto Escobar and crush him underneath that ladder and table. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shit, I have a bad feeling about this!!!



[ As he leans back to catapult Ryan, Ryan incredibly flips over landing on the apron! Kahagas turns around thinking he’s managed to hit a big move and starts to set up the ladder. He then turns around, only to find that Ryan did not go through the table and instead is hit with a rolling thunder clothesline onto the ladder! The back of Kahagas’s head hits the ladder full force as Ryan clotheslines him into it! That causes Kahagas and the ladder to both fall to the canvas. Now Ryan grabs the ladder and performs a catapult with it, sending Kahagas up and off the ladder to the outside where he crashes through the table he set up!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That fucking backfired!!!



[ It now appears that Escobar actually slid out at just the last second, and Kahagas did not crush him between the ladder and the table. Regardless, Kahagas is laying in a broken heap of ladders and table bits on the outside. Ryan looks at the two ladders inside the ring. The one he just used to be now as bent as the other one. Figuring that is going to be all she wrote for Kahagas, Ryan gets out of the ring once again. This time to go after the one thing he needs to get the U.S. Heavyweight Championship, a working ladder! The crowd cheers loudly as Ryan heads outside and picks it up only to turn and bring it into the squared circle. Ryan proceeds to place it right underneath the belt before beginning to climb up the ladder. It is at this moment that Escobar gets to his feet and re-enters the ring and quickly grabs the ladder and begins to shove it down. Thankfully for him, Ryan sees it coming and as the ladder goes down, so does Ryan who lands a double axe handle on Escobar! Both men are down on the mat, but Ryan manages to stagger to his feet and falls nearly unconscious on the middle rope, his hand hanging over it limply. Escobar sees it and his eyes get big as an idea pops into his mind. Escobar slides out of the ring and finds the nearest steel ladder, setting it up against Ryan on the ropes. The crowd can’t believe what they see as Escobar hops on top of the steel barricade and dropkicks the ladder right into Ryan skull! Escobar slides that ladder in and then another! He props one ladder into the corner and then runs driving Ryan head first into the ladder propped up in the corner! He does it with such momentum, that he literally dives over the top rope and lands on the floor. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Escobar is destroying Ryan. His porno career could be over!!!



[ Escobar slides back into the ring and stands the ladder up placing it underneath the title belt. Kahagas is still down in a total heap on the outside and now Ryan is down in the middle of the ring, holding his head which has started to spurt blood coating his face and chest. It’s all up to Escobar now, as he reaches the top rung and reaches up to grab the title. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Escobar is inches away at becoming the United States Heavyweight champion!!!



[ Just as Escobar is about to grab the U.S. title belt, the title goes sailing upwards into the sky and out of Escobar’s reach. Not because it’s being pulled up, but because it was batted away by Ryan, who has somehow gotten up and climbed another ladder. The U.S. championship is swinging back and forth, as both men now start hammering away at one another on the top of their respective ladders. Back and forth both men go, hammering away. The belt is literally hanging in the balance. On the outside, like a dead man revived, Kahagas sits up amongst the rubble looking a lot worse for wear after being put through that ladder and table. Kahagas looks like hell, his chest has turned black and blue, and he can’t seem to walk straight; but seeing the U.S. championship in jeopardy he immediately goes into action. Grabbing the nearest ladder, he places it vertically before climbing it. The crowd doesn’t know what the hell Kahagas is doing as he is about two or three feet short of the title belt compared to the other two men. The crowd never sees it coming as Kahagas leaps off, spearing Ryan and Escobar in the chest in mid-air and all three men go crashing down to the mat! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas has just connected with the biggest fucking spear of his career! Or at least the highest!



[ The crowd explodes to their feet as Kahagas begins to get up. Slowly, he grabs the ladder he just literally leapt off of and places it underneath the title belt. Kahagas begins to slowly climb with one hand, his bruised and battered body causing his other hand to remain close to his chest. Ryan isn’t moving and probably isn’t going to, as Kahagas gets to the top rung. Kahagas reaches up slowly but Escobar is on the mat reaching up shaking the ladder rocking it back and forth!! The crowd explodes to their feet as Kahagas loses his balance and falls down off the top of the ladder! Escobar picks Kahagas up and hits a German suplex on-top of one of the bent and twisted ladders!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Perfect timing by Escobar in seeing Kahagas about to seize the belt and knocking him off the ladder. And then to hit him with that German suplex onto one of the destroyed ladders, that was a game changer!!



[ Escobar turns around having dispatched of Kahagas, seemingly once and for all. He turns to the ladder and places it again, perfectly under the title belt. Only to turn around to see Ryan starting to get up to his feet. He grabs up one of the discarded ladders nearby and lifts it up, smashing it into the gut of Ryan. He lifts it up a second time to do it again, but Ryan puts his boot up and kicks the ladder backwards into Escobar’s face! Escobar goes flying back into the turnbuckles and then the ladder smashes right into him nearly knocking him out. The ladder then falls to the mat and a dizzy Escobar ends up faceplanting himself fall on it. Ryan sees the opening and leaps onto Escobar with a 450 Splash!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I never would have thought that Ryan had a move like that in him!!!



[ Ryan is battered, bruised and seemingly broken. He staggers to his feet and starts to climb the ladder, but now his climb is much slower. He is struggling to get up the first few rungs and eventually makes it to the top, wiping the blood from his eyes to reach up to grasp the belt. Knowing, he’s about to win; a huge smile comes over his face, but that is short lived as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston rocks the arena and suddenly Los Vipers rush the ring and dive in!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell are they doing out here?!



[ Panic sets in as Joey Ryan reaches and claws for the U.S. title, but it sways just out of his reach!! Los Vipers grabs the ladder and topples it over sending Joey down across the top ring rope right on his nuts as he screams out in pain!!! Santos resets the ladder back up as Supremo drags Escobar back to his feet and helps him climb the ladder!!! The crowd boos their asses off as Escobar slowly climbs to the top of the ladder and unhooks the title belt capturing the championship!!! Tito staggers back down the ladder and kneels on the mat cradling the championship. ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and NEW United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a way to end what was an incredible fucking match!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I knew the Vipers were plotting something with Escobar!! I just fucking knew it!!!



[ Los Vipers glare down at Escobar as he looks up at them saying something to them in Spanish. Supremo and Santos look back at each other, nod and then kneel down in-front of Escobar. Escobar smiles evilly at them as Los Vipers each remove their masks and hand them over to Escobar exposing their faces!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell? They just demasked themselves!!! They just sold out to Escobar!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is insane!!! Escobar has these two kids brainwashed!!! My God I’ve seen everything now. Let’s rejoin Cindy Meyers backstage!!



[ The show spins to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing next to the new WWE Television champion Chandler Hopkins who stands there with a big smile on his face as he holds his T.V. title belt proudly over his shoulder while drinking a bottle of water. ]



Cindy Meyers – Chandler, congratulations on your huge Television title win tonight.



The WWE Television Champion Chandler Hopkins – Thank you Cindy. It makes all those losses the last few weeks seem a little less bitter.



[ And he tosses the bottle of water aside with a smile. ]



Cindy Meyers – Now that you’re the WWE Television champion, you must realize that each and every week your title will be on the line against someone new every week.



The WWE Television Champion Chandler Hopkins – I am fully aware of the ramifications of holding onto this belt and I take those responsibilities fully on my shoulders and I can’t wait to get this title reign started.



Cindy Meyers – So, let me ask you this. I know you’ve only been champion for what like a half hour, but if there was one guy that you could pick to put your title on the line first …who would it be?



[ Hopkins smiles wondering which guys it would be. ]



The WWE Television Champion Chandler Hopkins – Great question Cindy…



[ And Tiger King walks on to the set looking none to happy. ]



Tiger King – Great question Cindy.



[ And Tiger King gets right in Hopkins face. ]



Tiger King – You and I both know I came this close to beating you!!!



The WWE Television Champion Chandler Hopkins – But you didn’t!!



[ And they go nose to nose. ]



The WWE Television Champion Chandler Hopkins – I tell you what King, you go see DDP and if he gives it his blessing then I’ll fight you on Adrenaline!!!



[ Hopkins storms off the set leaving Tiger King standing there with Cindy. ]



Tiger King – Next week on Adrenaline, I’m taking what’s mine!!!



[ The PPV swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What is it with all these guys that think they deserve a title shot around here. Did they ever hear of earning one?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, you’re right. What’s Tiger King’s record? Zero and three now? How’s that earn you a title shot?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These kids are nuts. Let’s move on to our next title match of the night as it features Amber Nova taking on Havok for the Women’s World title!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’ve been looking forward to this match since it was signed. Our women’s division is one of the best in the world!!!



For the Women’s World title



“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova .vs. Havok



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the Women’s World Championship! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 264 lbs., Havok!!!



[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring without the Golden BoyZ. ]



[ Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring knowing that this is the biggest match of her career. A chorus of boos ring down on her as she soaks it all in waiting on her opponent. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Havok has laid a path of destruction through the women’s tournament these past few weeks as she took out Gabby Jetson first and then Su Yim. Both, very tough outs.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – First she beat the powerhouse Gabby Jetson and then she beat the viscous and sadistic Zombie Bride. I can honestly say that she’s earned this spot in the finals.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, weighing in at 101 lbs., “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!



[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. Amber struts out showing off her well chiseled body and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in eyeing Havok. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – She’s the perfect wrestling specimen Chris. I just have to wonder how she’s going to overcome the one hundred- and fifty-three-pound difference?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If you ask me, she’s going to have to go at Havok much like Ali did with Foreman and let Havok punch herself out. Amber is much better conditioned and if this match can go say past the ten-minute mark then it sways in the favor of Amber.



[ The referee takes the Women's World title and shows it to both of the competitors, as Amber and Havok stand opposite one another in the ring. As he hands it to Harvey Weinstein on the outside, Havok charges across the ring and starts pummeling Amber with wild forearms! Unprepared, Amber can barely defend herself as Havok now hooks her up and launches her across the ring with an exploder suplex! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The match hasn’t even started yet and Havok is ripping Amber Nova apart!!!



[ Havok looks like a warrior possessed, mounting Amber and unleashing another volley of shots, until the referee finally manages to drag her off. The referee warns Havok that anymore antics and she'll be disqualified, losing her title opportunity. Havok puts her hands in the air and reluctantly backs off from Amber. Amber is not in good shape as the official checks on her to make sure she's still OK to continue the match. The referee has to help Amber to her feet, resting her in the corner where she can't even stand up straight. The referee asks her if she’s alright to continue again, and Amber refuses to call it quits. Havok hears this and smirks evilly as the referee finally calls for the bell! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Amber is in a bad way and Havok smells the blood in the water right now.



[ Both women begin tentatively moving towards the center of the ring, immediately exchanging a flurry of blows to each other’s heads! Havok manages to steal the advantage with a kick to the gut before grabbing Amber by the head and twisting her around with a spinning neck breaker! Havok rolls Amber up making the cover …1 …2 …and Amber thrusts a shoulder off the mat!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That neck breaker nearly took Ambers head off. She’s going to have to find some offense to turn this match around.



[ Havok won't let up now, clubbing at Amber some more as she looks to drag her back upright. Before she can follow up though, Amber shoves Havok away before collapsing onto all fours in a daze! Havok charges in trying for a clothesline. Instead though, Amber ducks under and Havok runs chest-first into the top turnbuckle before staggering backwards and then Amber rolls her up in a schoolboy …1 …2 …and Havok powers out!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice roll-up by Amber, but it’s going to take a hell of a lot more than that to get back in the match.



[ Amber gets to her feet with the aid of the ropes, physically wincing as she does so from the beating that she’s taken so far. Havok seems to change tactics, crouching down and waiting for Amber. Havok almost looks like a coiled snake as Amber turns around Havok; surprising Amber with a double leg dropkick! Havok once again mounts Amber and blasts her with more forearms before quickly transitioning into a cross arm-breaker! Amber desperately tries to keep her hands clasped to block it, but Havok brings her leg down against Amber's head several times, finally causing her to let go so that Havok can properly cinch it in! The referee is right in there to ask if Amber wants to give it up as she screams in agony yet Amber still refuses! Amber uses all her strength to roll Havok back pinning her shoulders to the mat for the …1 …2 …and Havok kicks out again!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Incredible counter by Amber to get herself out of a bad fucking situation!!!



[ Amber seems to be heavily favoring the arm that Havok locked in as she makes it to the ropes and uses them to help pull herself up again. Havok begins crawling toward the corner as Amber dives on-top Havok’s back and lays in some body blows! Amber now drags Havok up one-handed, scooping her up and slamming her down into the mat again! Amber goes to follow up with an elbow drop but Havok rolls out of the way and hits the mat instead! Amber favors her hurt arm again as Havok shakes off the cobwebs and grabs Amber picking her up and quickly hitting the Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver) into the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Amber drops her foot across the bottom rope breaking the count!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me I thought it was over right there!! Great ring awareness to see how close she was to the ropes and to use them to her advantage!!!



[ Havok is definitely toying with her at this point, waiting for Amber to get to her feet before Havok charges forward with a big shoulder tackle! Havok then drags Amber up and hooks both arms in a double underhook suplex which drives Amber down to the mat! Havok then grabs Amber by the hair and drags her right back up again, scooping her up and hitting a big pendulum backbreaker across her knee! She then heads to the corner and starts to climb to the top rope, looking to deliver a big splash to finish Amber off once and for all as the crowd pops! Amber rolls to the side right as Havok launches herself into the air, only to go crashing into the canvas! Amber looks pissed as Havok tries to stagger up while still stunned, where Amber levels her with a big time superkick! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s it!!! Stay on that bitch!!!



[ Havok rolls away from Amber and finds herself next to the ropes. Amber is up again grabbing her by the hair! Havok spins free of Amber's grip and then pulls her into a big knee to the gut, threading an arm through Amber's legs and then lifting her up for a pump-handle maneuver! However, Amber somehow manages to slip down Havok's back, not letting go of her Havok and hits her with an atomic drop! With Havok stunned, Amber hooks her up and plants Havok with the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT)!! The referee drops into position as Amber tries to go for the pin, but by sheer luck; Havok’s flailing left leg manages to catch the bottom rope, leaving the official with no choice but to call for the break! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – No, no, no!!! After hitting the Nova Driver she’s forced to break the pin attempt!!!



[ Amber gets up and raises her arm into the air, thinking she's won but the referee has to explain to her that Havok made contact with the ropes! Meanwhile, Havok uses their conversation to grab Amber from behind with a quick roll-up …1 …2 …and Amber lashes her legs in the air kicking out!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She better stop bitching at the referee and focus on Havok!!!



[ Havok quickly follows up with a front face-lock, repeatedly driving her knee into the back of Amber's head before dragging Amber back to her feet and then hoisting her onto her shoulders for the Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver) and yet, Amber fights back with elbows to the side of Havok’s head, slipping down behind Havok and then grabbing her by the waist, but Havok battles back with elbows of her own to Ambers head before switching around Amber and going for a German suplex but Amber somehow blocks it and lands another back elbow to Havok’s head before switching behind Havok once again only this time she grabs Havok's shoulders, suddenly snapping off a Backstabber! Amber hits the ropes, bounces off the middle rope and nails Havok with the Lionsault!!! After all that, Havok continues to try and get back to her feet, as she is on all fours. Amber comes up behind her and grabs Havok’s arms pulling them back toward her while she puts her boot on the back of Havok’s head and stomps Havok’s face into the mat as the sold-out crowd counts along …1 …2 …3 …4 …5!!! Blood starts to pool under Havok’s face from her busted nose as Amber uses her head and shoulders to roll Havok over onto her back hooking her leg for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and NEW Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an incredibly hard-fought match by both women Chris. For the longest time I really didn’t think that Amber was going to pull it off, but that’s why she’s the “Perfect 10”.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Havok played almost the perfect hand using her size to her advantage along with her more ruthless attitude to gain the early advantage, but Amber’s endurance really played out in the long run. Maybe she heard me when I said she needed to watch Ali versus George Foreman and let the big bitch punch herself out?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Maybe so. Hey I’m hearing that DDP has another huge announcement. He’s standing by with Cindy. Let’s join them backstage!!



[ The PPV swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with General Manager DDP. ]



Cindy Meyers – DDP, first off; I would like to congratulate you on an outstanding ppv tonight.



General Manager DDP – Thank you Cindy. All the accolades have to go to the men and women in the locker room that are busting their asses tonight.



Cindy Meyers – Well, we heard that you asked for air time for a big announcement. The floor is yours.



General Manager DDP – Thank you Cindy. Yes, I am honored to announce that starting next week; we are going to have an eight team Women’s Tag Team tournament to crown the brand-new Women’s World Tag Team Champions!!! Mark and I have scoured the globe and some of the teams that we have signed for this tournament are the Canadian Ninja’s!!!



General Manager DDP – The Medusa Complex!!!



General Manager DDP – Exile!!!



General Manager DDP – Twisted SisterZ!!!



General Manager DDP – And many, many more to come!!!



Cindy Meyers – Guys, huge news out of DDP tonight!!! Back to you!!!



[ The PPV swings back to Mike and Chris at the ringside table. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big, big news out of DDP!!! Another massive tournament to crowd the Women’s World tag Team Champions!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can tell you that all four teams that DDP named are all world champions in other federations around the world. These women are huge signings for the Empire.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of big things, we have the biggest match of the night and it’s next as Alexander Stone is about to take on Caristico for the World Heavyweight title!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both of these guys powered their way through their brackets and in my humble opinion they are going to put on one fuck of a match!! I’m having flashbacks of matches with the likes of Go-D, Pezzer, Tank, Reverend Snow and many, many others!!! I’m getting fucking goosebumps!!!



For the Worlds Heavyweight title



Sin City Survival 2017

“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone .vs. “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship!!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 251 lbs. “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!



[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Stone marches down to the ring and the sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him. He takes off his robes off along the way and tossing it to the floor. He rolls under the bottom rope and smirks knowing that he’s minutes away from walking out World Heavyweight Champion!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Like him or hate him, and I can’t stand his ass; but this guy is fucking money!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – His road to the ppv went through Babba Ali, Kahagas and Boris Drago. Three huge heavy hitters.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 180 lbs., “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!



[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In Mexico this guy is treated like a God. Tonight, he has a chance to stamp his name in the history books!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caristico’s path to this match took him through Tiger King, Chandler Hopkins and finally Arik Cannon.



[ Both men stare at one another from across the ring as the cameras pan to the ringside area where WWE Legend Tank Edge is making his way around the ring heading for his seat holding the brand new WWE World Heavyweight title!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s been almost twelve years and the Greatest of All Time is looking fucking great!!!



[ The referee goes over the rules, but it’s not clear either man is listening. They are one hundred percent focused on this bout and have somehow managed to drown out both the throngs of screaming fans in the arena as well as the official’s instructions. The one thing that both men do manage to hear is the tin clang of the ring bell, and like two race horses at the starting gate, they immediately take off, trading punches in the middle of the ring. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Here we go!!! It’s like two bulls in the middle of the ring!!! Only one can survive the night!! Which will it be?



[ It’s a bit of a standoff, with both men firing shots back and forth, but eventually it’s Stone who gains a bit of advantage, punching Caristico back a bit and then showing off his athleticism by stopping dead and then leaping into the air with a dropkick right into the face of Caristico! That causes Caristico to hit the mat quickly, but almost just as quickly he’s back up on his feet, only for Stone to take him over with a side headlock takeover, which he wrenches on. Caristico is known for his explosive power, so Stone is keenly aware that he has to dictate the pace of this one or risk falling trap to the Caristico strengths. Stone puts some force on the headlock but then starts to work his way around into a different hold. Guillotine choke by Stone now as he transitions his forearm over the neck of Caristico as the referee starts the count …1 …2 …3 …4 …and the referee steps in, warning Stone; and he releases but not before popping Caristico in the face with a straight right and then grabbing him and twisting his arm around into a hammerlock. But Caristico uses his butt to back up into Stone and then flips him overhead showing incredible strength even from a backwards position. Stone is quickly back up, but Caristico levels Stone with a clothesline! Caristico goes for another but Stone takes a powder and goes outside to rethink his strategy. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Smart move by Stone to head to the outside and rethink what his next move might be.



[ Stone paces around the ringside area before rolling back in. Caristico doesn’t immediately go on the attack, but instead shows Stone some respect and lets him get back to his feet. Caristico goes for a lockup, but we quickly see that respect is not a two-way street as Stone rakes his eyes and then grabs him by the head and rams him into the top turnbuckle. He then jams a shoulder into the midsection and pulls Caristico out into the middle of the ring and executes a textbook vertical suplex rolling Caristico up for the pin …1 …and Caristico kicks out! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone’s toying with Caristico. Testing him to see where his strengths and weaknesses are.



[ Stone seems annoyed and tries to go back to the headlock, but Caristico shoves him off and then pounds a few big right hooks into Stone’s head. Caristico sends Stone off the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big back body drop! Stone is right back up, but now it’s Caristico who is showing his agility, leaping into the air with a dropkick of his own! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico has a burst of energy here and he’s taking it right at Stone!!



[ Stone goes to stand up, but Caristico is right there to catch him with another clothesline. Caristico is starting to feel the momentum shift now. Caristico grabs Stone up and lifts him into an inverted atomic drop, and then clotheslines him again! Stone is seeing stars as he clambers back to his feet, only for Caristico to lift him up and Stone counters it flipping around and landing on his feet. Stone spins Caristico around and nails him with a big right hand backing him into the corner. Stone backs up and goes for a jumping splash, but Caristico ducks and Stone crashes into the turnbuckle. As Stone stumbles out of the corner, Caristico unloads onto him with right hands knocking him back into the center of the ring. However, when Caristico goes for another big clothesline, Stone ducks out of the way of both before connecting with a jab to Caristico’s chin. Stone follows up with a sharp chop to the chest and then a jumping high knee that knocks Caristico down! Caristico fights back up but Stone throws him quickly into a headlock before transforming it into a takedown to the mat. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice counter by Stone. Every time Caristico thinks he’s got the upper hand, Stone finds a way to sway the match back in his favor.



[ Caristico is trying to get to his feet as Stone is trying his damndest to keep him locked in tight. But as Stone tries to power Caristico back down to the mat, Caristico gets up to his feet and pulls Stone around into a side slam! Caristico wastes little time in getting back to his feet. Caristico sees that Stone is still down and so he walks back into the ropes to give him a bit of momentum before coming back to the center of the ring and jumping high into the air for a driving elbow that misses wildly! Stone manages to move out of the way just in time and Caristico drives the point of his elbow into the unforgiving mat. Caristico gets back up to his feet favoring his elbow after just missing that big elbow drop. Stone manages to forearm smash Caristico in the face. Now Stone picks up Caristico onto his shoulders. Caristico wiggles around to try and get free, even trying to strike Stone but he fights through the contact and runs over to the turnbuckle driving Caristico into the corner with a Snake Eyes!!! Caristico’s head snaps back and his eyes roll back in his mask as he drops to the mat. Stone hops on top of him for a deep cover, even going as far as putting his feet on the second rope for added leverage …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and the referee stops the count when he sees Stone’s feet on the ropes. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What’s that old saying, if you aint cheating you aint winning? Or some shit like that.



[ Stone is furious and isn’t shy about getting in the referee’s face, screaming at him to count the fucking pin. Meanwhile, Caristico rolls to the corner and pulls himself up to his feet using the ropes for leverage. Stone turns around charging at Caristico, but Caristico catches him flush in the face with a big boot and then knees him in the gut before spring boarding off the ropes nailing Stone with the Alamo (a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors off the ropes transitioned into a single arm DDT)

!!! The crowd goes wild as Caristico rolls Stone up for the win …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Stone emphatically kicks out!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is amazing!! Stone just kicked out of the Alamo for fucks sake!!!



[ Caristico gets back to his feet and catches Stone with a running shoulder block knocking him into the turnbuckles. Caristico grabs Stone around the waist, but Stone counters into another headlock takeover. Stone cranks back on the head some more and then drives a fist into the top of Caristico’s skull. Stone releases his hold long enough to string Caristico across the top rope and choke him on them. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and calls for a break and Stone lifts Caristico up and then literally drapes his feet on the ropes before hitting a rope hanging DDT spiking Caristico’s head into the mat!!! Stone quickly hooks the legs of Caristico …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Caristico kicks out!!! Stone is annoyed and he hooks Caristico’s legs again …1 …2 …and again Caristico kicks out!!! Stone loses his shit and pins Caristico again …1 …1 ½ …and Caristico kicks out!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone is about to lose his ever-loving shit!!!



[ Stone explodes in a fit of rage and begins to stomp the hell out of Caristico. Stone then lifts him up and body slams him over. Stone slowly waits for Caristico to stand before building up a head of steam and connecting with a flying forearm on Caristico. Stone drapes Caristico’s head across the bottom rope and chokes him using the ropes. The referee starts the count …1 …2 …3 …4 …and again the referee forces a break. Stone waits for Caristico to try and get up. He doesn’t allow Caristico to capitalize on it however as Caristico gets to his feet and Stone lashes out with a reverse neck breaker that knocks the wind right out of Caristico. At least enough for Stone to manage to pick Caristico up and dump him to the mat with another scoop slam. Now Stone climbs to the top rope looking for a moonsault, but as he gets to the top rope; Caristico has enough time to get to his feet, rushes over to the corner and nails Stone with a top rope Alamo (a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors off the ropes transitioned into a single arm DDT)!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico is like a cockroach that refuses to die!!



[ It takes Caristico a moment to get to his feet and once he’s back up, he makes sure he’s got his wits about him. Caristico now has the advantage and he isn’t going to let up. Caristico drags Stone to his feet and wails on him with a big right hand, followed by another, and a third! The crowd roars with each one until Caristico has Stone up against the ropes. Caristico shoots Stone off the ropes but at the last second Stone counters and instead it is Caristico who goes into the ropes. Caristico comes back and plants Stone with a huge flying shoulder block! The fans roar as Caristico hits the ropes and as Stone gets up again and nails him with a second flying shoulder block! Caristico hits the ropes going for the third time, but as he lunges; Stone side steps and Caristico goes falling to the mat. The crowd boos as they wanted to see something monumental from Caristico. Those jeers get louder as Stone tells the fans what he thinks of them by holding up the double birds. Not realizing Caristico isn’t really hurt at all by missing the shoulder block. Stone turns around and Caristico takes his head off with a powerful clothesline! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stay in the game Stone!!!



[ Caristico now lifts Stone up and whips him into the ropes, catching him on the rebound with a monstrous snap dragon suplex that folds Stone in half! Caristico covers Stone hooking his leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Stone narrowly escapes by getting a shoulder up. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This match aint for the feint of heart!! These guys are going to keep pounding on each other until one of them drops!!!



[ Caristico picks Stone up and nails him with an incredible exploder suplex into the corner! Stone lands upside down in the buckles and now it’s Caristico’s turn to stomp the shit out of him! Caristico stomps away …1 …2 …3 …4 …and the referee interjects and forces Caristico to back off Stone. Stone uses the ropes as he tries to pull himself up in the corner. Caristico shoves the referee aside and charges in nailing Stone with a big splash!!! Stone drops to the mat and Caristico grabs his legs locking on a Boston Crab!!! Stone screams in pain as he reaches out and is able to grab the bottom rope. The referee starts his count as Caristico pours it on …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Caristico has no choice but to break the hold. Stone stagers back to his feet and Caristico charges him, but Stone side steps and then elbows him in the jaw. Stone spins around him and uses the ropes to spring up and nail a swinging kick that Caristico ducks under and drops down locking Stone into a Figure Four that he’s got him cinched up in the middle of the ring! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caristico is playing the perfect game as he’s trying like hell to keep Stone grounded. First with the Boston Crab and now with the Figure Four!!!



[ Stone looks like he may be done for here, as Caristico is cranking back on him as much as he possibly can. The referee checks in, but incredibly, Stone is able to reach out and grab the referee by his shirt, causing the referee to topple onto Caristico forcing Caristico to break the hold. Caristico drags Stone to his feet, but Stone lashes out chopping Caristico in the throat. Caristico reaches for his throat gasping for air as Stone kicks him in the gut doubling him over and then DDTing him into the mat!!! Stone covers Caristico hooking both legs for good measure …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Caristico gets a shoulder up!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Another huge opportunity missed out on!! Stone must be wondering what it’s going to take to keep this fucker down!!!



[ Stone drags Caristico to his feet and goes to whip Caristico into the ropes, but on the rebound Caristico ducks under a clothesline and nails Stone with a devastating Slingblade!!! Caristico covers Stone up hooking the leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Stone thrusts his arm up getting his right shoulder off the mat just in time! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This match is sick!!! Neither man faced this must adversity in the entire tournament!!!



[ Caristico picks Stone up and places him on the top turnbuckle. Caristico climbs up after him, hoisting him up for a superplex, but as he goes to lift, Stone counters and lifts him up and does a front drop, knocking Caristico down onto the mat face first. Caristico staggers back up and Stone leaps into the air nailing Caristico with the top rope Tornado DDT spiking Caristico head first into the mat!!! Stone smiles wickedly as he crawls over to Caristico and drops an arm over his chest thinking that it’s over …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and again Caristico gets out of it! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My fucking heart can’t take much more of this shit!!! This match is fucking epic!!!



[ Stone drags Caristico up and lifts him overhead driving him back down with a wicked Alabama Slam that causes Caristico to whiplash against the mat. Stone grabs him and pulls him upright sending him into the ropes. On the rebound, Stone pulls the top rope down and Caristico tumbles over the top rope, crashes down off the ring apron and lands awkwardly on the ground outside the ring near Hall of Famer Tank Edge!! Caristico stagers to his feet as Stone leaps off the ring apron onto Caristico with a flying forearm!!! Stone gets up to his feet first. Caristico finally gets up too and starts to charge Stone, but Stone pulls the Tank Edge in front of him! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Whoa, not Tank. That guy’s got spine issues!!!



[ Caristico quickly puts on the brakes stopping just before crashing into Tank. Stone shoves Tank out of the way and jabs Caristico in the eyes. Stone grabs Caristico by his mask and drives the big Mexican into the steel ring steps!!!! It sounds like a gunshot as Caristico’s back and head slam against the steel steps in sickening fashion. The crowd is awestruck, as the referee admonishes Stone and tells him to bring this back into the ring. The damage is done though, as Stone rolls Caristico into the ring and then follows him in. A wicked smile crosses Stones face as he drags Caristico to his feet and hits him with the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! The crowd boos as Stone folds Caristico up for the cover …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and NEW World Heavyweight Champion, “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man what an incredible fucking match Chris. Love him or hate him he’s now our World Heavyweight Champion.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This kid is phenomenal. An asshole as a person. But a phenomenal wrestler.



[ Hall of Famer Tank Edge climbs the ring steps with the new World title belt in hand and pats Stone on the back before handing him the strap and heading back out of the ring. Stone looks irritated as he demands a mic from Harvey Weinstein. ]



World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on there; Tank. I …I think one of us missed the memo here!!



[ Tank stops and looks back at Stone wondering what the hell he’s talking about. ]



World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Didn’t DDP drag your old ass out of your retirement home to present me with this title? Not to slap it over my shoulder like a piece of garbage!!



[ And Stone drops the World title belt at the feet of Tank in a heap. ]



World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Now pick the fucking belt up and present it to me like you were hired to do you old piece of shit!!!



[ Tank smirks at Stone and mouths to him… ]



The WWE Hall of Famer Tank Edge – I’m not going to do anything. Pick your own damn belt up.



[ And Tank turns to leave the ring when from behind Stone explodes at him bashing Tank in the back of the head with the microphone. A sickening thud can be heard across the arena as the sold-out crowd explode in rage over Stones actions!!! Stone then kicks the World title belt into position, picks Tank up and drives him onto it with the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Tank is busted wide open and his face sits in a pool of his own blood!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck? He’s gone too damn far!!



[ Crazy Man rips off his headset, rolls into the ring and checks on Tank who’s out cold!! Crazy Man looks back at Stone wanting to kill him. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck are you doing? Do you know who this is? He’s had three fucking neck surgeries you fucking asshole!!!



[ Stone laughs at Crazy Man and turns away. Just as Crazy Man thinks that this assault is over, Stone explodes back at him bashing him in the head with the World title belt!! Crazy Man is knocked out and busted wide open as blood gushes from the wound on the back of his head covering the mat. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – No, no, no!!!



[ The Messiah rips off his headset and he too dives into the ring getting right into Stones face. Stone laughs at Messiah when from behind the World Tag Team Champions Guerillas of Destiny hit the ring and blast Messiah from behind pummeling him to his knees!!! ]



[ Messiah is easily subdued as G.O.D. drives Messiah into the mat with the Kill Shot (The Dudley Death Drop)!!! The fans litter the ring with trash tossed from every direction as Tank, Crazy Man and Messiah all lay destroyed in the middle of the ring. But that’s not all as the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova walks out on stage with her Worlds title draped over her shoulder and struts down to the ring. ]



[ Stone sits on the middle rope and pushes up the top rope opening it up for her as she steps through the ropes winking at Stone. Amber, and G.O.D. all stand around the littered bodies in the ring as the NEW World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone mounts the turnbuckle raising his World title high overhead!!! ]



[ The PPV goes off the air as we see next months PPV banner appearing on the screen... Undisputed!!! ]