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Live from the sold-out Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland
Monday Night August 9th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Evening everyone and welcome to the flagship show here in the Empire.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, what a show we have in store for tonight and it all builds to the main event where the women take center stage as Solo Darling puts her Women’s National title on the line in a rematch against former Women’s National champion Maria Manic. It was just last Sunday night at Summer Stampede that Solo pulled off maybe the biggest upset of the night when she beat Maria for her championship.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a match we all witnessed, but tonight doesn’t get any easier for her as it seems Maria is hell bent on getting her title back.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will also see the Cartel take on the Devils Rejects in six-man tag team action. This match was made last week when Tito said that the Cartel was the best stable in the Empire and Raven Horse took offense to that and challenged the Cartel to this match.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – At one time I would have agreed. But with teams like the Bullet Club, Sensha-gun and the Prophecy making big waves in the Empire I really don’t think there’s a clear-cut dominant team. They are all dangerous.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will also see, from the women’s division; Thunder Rosa taking on Malia Hosaka. Both women coming off of tough losses at Summer Stampede, looking to rebound tonight and get back on track.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Both Thunder Rosa and Malia Hosaka each fell out of the World title rankings with Rosa at five and Malia at three in the Women’s National title hunt. With a loss, each woman will inch closer to that dreaded cut line that swallowed up Amber O’Neal this past week.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We all wish Amber the very best as she moves on from the Empire. Speaking of the cut line, Funny Bones is in danger of being cut unless he can find a way to win just one of his next two matches, but tonight won’t be easy as he goes one on one against the World Champion Prophet.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This might be the toughest match of Funny Bones’ career tonight as he has to face the World Champion. No pressure, right?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Heartbreakers will be back in action tonight as they take on the former two-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – With their loss at Summer Stampede, Caged Heat tumbled in the rankings all the way down to number three looking up at teams like the Heartbreakers and Bloody Mary and Havok blocking their path back into title contention.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Finally, we kick things off with another match that has huge implications on the roster as Joey Ryan takes on the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge. If Joey loses tonight, he will be cut from the roster because there’s no way he could ever get back over the cut line by Lethal Lottery. Folks, it’s time to kick this show off. Let’s go to the ring and join my buddy Harvey Weinstein ready to call the match.
Joey Ryan vs Tank ©
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 252 lbs., he is a twenty-six-time Champion and a World Wrestling Empire Hall of Famer and arguably the Greatest of All Time… he is the reigning United States Heavyweight Champion... he is... “The Monster” Tank Edge!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito make their way down to the ring followed by the legendary Tank Edge who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. Tank climbs into the ring as the crowd gives the Hall of Famer a standing ovation. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tank looks to be in great shape coming off that tough six-man tag team match where not only the Gauntlet of the Gods was on the line, but his United States Heavyweight title also.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s not forget about his tag team partners Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito. These two Japanese superstars have made an immediate impact here in the Empire as they continue to climb in the tag team ranks and now sit in the number six spot with some pretty tough competition ahead of them.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., he is… “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Joey Ryan is in a tough spot tonight as he must win this match to stay anywhere near the cut line, but he’s got a monster standing in his way as you know Tank isn’t going to take him lightly just because of his win-loss record.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These three men that make up Sensha-gun are an amazing trio and I can’t wait to see the three of them make a run at the stables six-man titles when the company makes it official.
[ The bell rings and Tank explodes at Joey Ryan nailing him with a football tackle. Tank drives a running knee strike into Ryan. Tank drives a European uppercut into Ryan. Tank nails a second rope diving elbowsmash onto Ryan. Tank drills a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Ryan. Tank attempts a back elbow, but Ryan ducks out of the way. Ryan drives a fist into the midsection on Tank. Ryan goes for a clothesline, but Tank attempts a go-behind, but Ryan counters it with a mule kick right into Tanks balls!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell ref? You have to be blind not to see that move!!!
[ Tank drops to his knees holding his busted nuts as Ryan bounces off the ropes and hits Tank with a basement clothesline!!! Ryan whips Tank into the ropes and misses with a clothesline, but Tank comes off the back ropes and hits a dropkick to the knee of Ryan. Tank looks like he could kill Joey Ryan as Joey falls to his knees begging Tank to have mercy on him. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let me get this right. This part time porn star just nut shotted Tank and now he’s begging Tank not to hurt him. What a pussy.
[ Tank drags Ryan to his feet and launches him into the turnbuckle. Tank mounts the turnbuckle and punches Ryan. Ryan tries for an eye gouge, but Tank blocks it and hits a Cradle DDT off the second rope on Ryan. Tank covers Ryan as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ryan somehow kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That cradle DDT off the second rope folded Joey Ryan up like an accordion!!! I could have sworn I saw Joey’s head touch his ass!!!
[ Tank stomps away on Ryan. Tank mounts Ryan and pounds away with vicious lefts and rights. Tank locks in a sleeperhold on Ryan. Ryan is valiantly trying to break the hold as he struggles to reach the ropes. Ryan manages to get his foot on the ropes forcing a break. Tank lifts Ryan’s limp body and hits a release cradle suplex on Ryan. Tank attempts a Death Valley Driver, but Ryan slides down his back and goes for a lariat, but Tank ducks out of the way and drives Joey Ryan’s head into the turnbuckle over and over and over again. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Joey Ryan has no clue where he is right now as he’s seeing nothing but stars!!! I’m not sure how this kid is even standing right now.
[ Joey Ryan screams for his life as Tank nails a release German suplex on him. Joey Ryan staggers to his feet and Tank hits a standing dropkick on him. Tank measures Joey up and drives a Shining Wizard into the back of Joey Ryan’s head. Joey Ryan tries to get away from Tank, but he puts Ryan in a boot choke in the corner as Todd Sinclair warns Tank to let go. Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Tank lets go before he’s disqualified. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - This is like a cat playing with a mouse before he devours it!!! Some may call it cruel and unusual punishment, but I call it payback on Joey Ryan for wasting everyone’s time pretending to be a wrestler.
[ Joey Ryan coughs and wheezes as he stagers to his feet trying to get air back in his lungs. Tank grabs Ryan and nails him with a Samoan Drop!!! Joey Ryan holds the back of his head as Tank rolls him up and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ryan somehow kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tank is motioning that it’s over as the crowd explodes to their feet cheering him on.
[ Tank gives the sign for the Tankbuster as he sets up Joey Ryan and hits the Tankensteiner (the One-Winged Angel) on him. Tank rolls the motionless Joey Ryan up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:05:03
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tank Edge!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It wasn’t much of a match as Tank overwhelmed Joey Ryan right from the start.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Unfortunately with this loss, Joey Ryan has no chance of getting over the cut line by Lethal Lottery as he falls to three and twelve and... what the hell!!!
[ Suddenly, the lights in the arena go dark and suddenly the Undertaker walks out on stage to the roar of the crowd. ]
[ Tank, Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito stand there in awe as the Undertaker walks past them. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – My God, we haven’t seen the Undertaker in the Empire since he won the World title back in 2004!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Doesn’t he seems a little small to you?
[ The Undertaker stands over Joey Ryan, raises his arms in the air and says... ]
The Undertaker – Rest in peace!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now I’ve heard the Undertaker in other federations, and that sounded nothing like him!!!
[ Tank climbs into the ring and rips the hood off of the Undertaker to reveal that it’s really Godzilla Sanchez pretending to be the Undertaker!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Are you kidding me? Godzilla Sanchez was pretending to be the Undertaker? What the hell!!!
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – What the hell are you doing?
Godzilla Sanchez – What? I was just trying to give the little guy the proper send-off!!! It’s so cool when the Undertaker does it. Rest in pea...
[ Tank slaps Godzilla on the back. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – Let’s go!!!
[ Tank starts to walk away as Godzilla looks down at Joey Ryan. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – I’m sorry, I’ve gotta go now. I watched you in “Revenge of the Don” and I have to tell you...
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – I said let’s go!!!
[ Tank storms off followed by Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito. Godzilla waves to the fans as he tries to keep up with his mentor as they walk to the back. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We saw Godzilla Sanchez show up at Summer Stampede, but I thought like many of you did that it what’s called a one off. We had no idea he was going to show up tonight.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Godzilla Sanchez is a superstar in Mexico winning numerous title belts. The problem with him is, he’s not all there and can be... well he can be a little out there if you know what I mean?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will have to wait and see what the future holds for this former superstar, but right now we are heading to the back as our new broadcast partner Maxwell Shaw is standing by with Shane McMahon who is about to give us a medical update on Portia Perez of the Canadian Ninjas.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon standing next to the newest backstage interviewer Maxwell Shaw!!! ]
Maxwell Shaw – Shane, you’ve asked for this time to update us on the medical condition of Portia Perez.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Thank you Maxwell, and welcome to the Empire. As many of you know, Portia Perez was attacked by Gabby Jettson a few weeks ago. Her subsequent injuries to her neck were so severe that she needed to be evaluated by a spinal surgeon at the Mayo Clinic. That evaluation... well that evaluation didn’t go well for Portia. Her neck injury is so severe that she will require spinal surgery and she will never wrestle again.
Maxwell Shaw – Wait... what about Nicole Matthews?
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – We have spoken to Nicole and she has been offered a spot on the Women’s roster in the singles division for now.
Maxwell Shaw – For now? So that roster spot that you offered isn’t a permanent spot then?
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – That’s correct. She has also been told that she will need to win her final match this month or she won’t make the cut list.
Maxwell Shaw –With the loss of both the Woke Queens and the Canadian Ninjas in the same week, it seems the Women’s Tag Team division has again taken a severe blow. Are there any plans on bolstering the tag team division?
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – The staff and I are always on the look-out for upcoming tag teams. We promise you that we are working tirelessly to bring the very best talent money can buy into the Empire. We ask that all the fans of the Empire remain patient as we move through this tough time.
Maxwell Shaw – Thank you Shane. Guys, back to you.
[ The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the announcer’s table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What terrible news for Portia Perez and especially Nicole Matthews as she now has to go it alone in the singles division, but just like everyone else; she has to worry about that dreaded cut line.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is also a huge hit to the Women’s Tag Team division as last week they lost the Woke Queens and now this week we learn that the Canadian Ninjas have disbanded. That leaves five teams battling it out for the Women’s World Tag Team titles and we are about to see two of them next!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s right my friend. Our next match features the Heartbreakers versus Caged Heat. The third and fourth ranked teams in that order. This should be an amazing match. Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions!!!
The Heartbreakers vs Caged Heat
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring accompanied by their manager Salena, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Loca and Delta Lotta Pain; they are the former two-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions, this is… Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. Caged Heat storms around the ring as Salena barks orders at them. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two women are two-time World Tag Team Champions and now with teams like Bloody Mary and Havok along with S.E.X. and the Heartbreakers Caged Heat finds themselves in one hell of a fight for the titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Even though there’s only five tag teams left in the division, they are all tough teams and every match we see between them is going to be a war.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, Indi Hartwell, Shotzi Blackheart and Nattie Neidhart, they are… the Heartbreakers!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “New Foundation” by explodes across the arena as Indi, Shotzi and Nattie strut out on stage. They high five each other and walk down the rampway each climbing into the ring. Nattie and Indy each pose on a turnbuckle while Shotzi straddles the ropes between them. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a huge free agent pick-up by the staff and they have them under contract until the end of the year.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These ladies are tough enough to beat individually, but as a tag team they are even tougher; not to mention that they have the “Freebird” rules in their favor.
[ Shotzi and Nattie choose to wrestle the match as the bell rings and Delta and Shotzi start off the match. They lock up and Delta hits a rolling cutter on Shotzi. Delta is going for the quick cover as she pulls the tights for added leverage and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shotzi gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This is going to be a great test for the Heartbreakers tonight as they collide with the former two-time Women’s Tag Team Champions!!!
[ Delta goes for a slingshot, but Shotzi steps out of the way. Shotzi goes for a frog splash, but Delta rolls out of the way. Delta hits a springboard spear on Shotzi. Delta hits the 6-1-9 on Shotzi. Delta tries for a springboard bulldog, but Shotzi steps out of the way and Shotzi hits her own bulldog on Delta. Shotzi tags out to Nattie. Nattie goes for the Bronco Buster, but Delta rolls out of the way. Delta tags out to Loca. Loca and Delta whip Nattie into the ropes and they hit Nattie with a double elbowsmash. Shotzi enters the ring and lays out Delta. Nattie and Shotzi hit Loca with a double 6-1-9. Shotzi leaves the ring. Nattie runs into the ropes and hits Loca with a clothesline. Nattie goes for an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Loca counters it with a punch to the face and in turn, Nattie counters it with an arm breaker. Nattie catches Loca in a sleeperhold. Loca is struggling to reach the ropes and finally grabs them. Nattie chops Loca. Nattie kicks Loca. Loca punches hits Nattie. Loca kicks Nattie. Nattie kicks Loca. Loca punches Nattie. Loca kicks Nattie. Loca drives a European uppercut into Nattie. Loca tags out to Delta. Delta nails Nattie with a rolling cutter. Delta attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Nattie counters it with a pop-up power bomb for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Salena grabs Joey Jiles by his feet distracting him. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Nattie had this match won, but with that distraction by Salena Caged Heat is still alive.
[ Nattie goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Delta counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Delta uses an armdrag takedown on Nattie. Delta hits a basement dropkick on Nattie. Delta whips Nattie into the ropes and hits Nattie with a clothesline. Delta attempts the 6-1-9, but Nattie rolls out of the way. Nattie makes a diving tag out to Shotzi. Shotzi and Nattie hit Delta with a double enzuigiri. Nattie leaves the ring. Shotzi locks in a sleeperhold on Delta. Delta is valiantly trying to break the hold. Delta finally gets ahold of the ropes. Shotzi chops Delta. Shotzi punches Delta. Delta punches Shotzi. Shotzi kicks Delta. Shotzi drives a fist to the midsection of Delta. Shotzi attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Delta catches her and hits a sidewalk slam. Delta tags out to Loca. Loca hits the Bronco Buster on Shotzi. Loca runs into the ropes and misses with a running knee strike. Shotzi grabs Loca and hits a belly to back snap suplex. Shotzi hits the ropes and drives a high knee into Loca. Shotzi climbs to the top rope and hits an Asai moonsault on Loca. Shotzi goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Loca kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I thought for a second there that Caged Heat stole the momentum from the Heartbreakers, but Shotzi was quick enough to snap off the suplex!!!
[ Shotzi goes for a jumping pump kick, but Loca ducks out of the way and drives a back elbow into Shotzi. Shotzi chops Loca. Shotzi kicks Loca. Loca punches Shotzi. Shotzi punches Loca. Shotzi slaps Loca. Shotzi chops Loca. Shotzi hits a jumping front kick on Loca. Shotzi hits a top rope twisting moonsault on Loca as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Loca kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Shotzi can’t believe that Loca kicked out as she questions the referee and he assures her that it was only two!!!
[ Loca springs to her feet and hits a distracted Shotzi with a thunderous DDT. Loca drives a running knee strike into Shotzi. Loca tags out to Delta. Nattie enters the ring and lays out Loca. Nattie drives a clothesline into Delta. Shotzi goes for an enzuigiri, but Delta steps out of the way. Delta and Loca whip Shotzi into the ropes and they attempt to hit Shotzi with a double kick to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline. Nattie leaves the ring. Shotzi tries for a springboard bulldog, but Delta steps out of the way. Delta hits the Meteora on Shotzi and goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shotzi gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Delta is pissed off as she is pounding on the mat in frustration that the Meteora didn’t put Shotzi away!!!
[ Delta hits an Exploder suplex on Shotzi. Delta goes for a superkick, but Shotzi counters it with a legsweep takedown. Shotzi whips Delta into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Delta runs into the ropes and Shotzi attempts a dropkick, but Delta catches her and slams her to the mat with a body slam. Delta climbs to the top rope and hits a twisting moonsault on Shotzi for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shotzi kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a back and forth match we are witnessing tonight as both teams are pulling out all the stops to win this match and become the top team in the division!!!
[ Delta drags Shotzi to her feet and drives a European uppercut into her. Delta hits a second rope diving elbowdrop onto Shotzi. Delta runs into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Delta is the first to her feet as she runs into the ropes and hits Shotzi with a clothesline. Delta uses a Russian legsweep on Shotzi. Delta nails a springboard armdrag on Shotzi. Delta goes for a corkscrew legdrop, but Shotzi rolls out of the way. Shotzi hits a twisting somersault splash on Delta. Shotzi throws Delta into the turnbuckle, but Delta reverses it. Delta charges into the corner, but Shotzi lifts her leg and drives her foot into Delta’s face. Shotzi tags out to Nattie. Nattie and Shotzi whip Delta into the ropes and they hit Delta with a double fist to the midsection. Shotzi leaves the ring. Nattie whips Delta into the ropes and she hits Delta with a clothesline that sends Delta over the top rope and out of the ring. Nattie leaps over the ring ropes and onto her with a diving crossbody. ...1 ...Nattie climbs onto the ring apron and hits a twisting somersault splash on Delta. ...2 ...Nattie drives Delta into the steel ringsteps. ...3 ...Salena comes from behind and distracts Nattie as Delta hits a chop block to Nattie’s right knee. ...4 ...Delta rolls Nattie back into the ring. Delta sends Nattie into the ropes and Nattie hits Delta with a second rope springboard spear. Nattie goes for a European uppercut, but Delta counters it with a backslide pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Nattie kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – After that horrendous chop block by Delta, you can see that Nattie is still favoring that right leg!!! There may very well be ligament damage done to it!!!
[ Delta hits a DDT on Nattie. Delta tries for a springboard armdrag, but Nattie holds onto the ropes blocking it. Nattie hits a Phoenix Splash on Delta and goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Delta gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can see the pain on Nattie’s face as she is rubbing her right knee and trying to shake the leg out, trying desperately to get the blood flowing in it.
[ Nattie runs into the ropes and hits the Meteora on Delta as she hooks the leg and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Delta kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – With her leg in rough shape, there wasn’t much on that Meteora and Delta easily kicked out!!!
[ Nattie runs into the ropes, but Delta quickly gets to her feet and drives a fist to the midsection of Nattie. Delta throws Nattie out of the ring, but Nattie hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Nattie clutches her legs around Delta's head and pulls Delta out of the ring. Nattie throws Delta into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...Nattie drags Delta to her feet and hits her with a bulldog. ...2 ...Salena comes from behind and distracts Nattie and Delta slams Nattie into the steel ringpost. ...3 ...Delta attempts a superkick, but Nattie ducks out of the way and Shotzi nails Delta with a diving shoulder block off the ring apron. ...4 ...Nattie goes for an Exploder suplex into the announcer’s table, but Delta counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. ...5 ...Delta shoves Nattie into the ring apron. ...6 ...Delta rolls into the ring breaking the count and nails Nattie with a twisting somersault splash off the ring post. ...1 ...Delta slams Nattie into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Delta chops Nattie. Salena comes from behind and distracts Nattie. ...3 ...Delta whips Nattie into the steel ring steps. ...4 ...Delta rolls Nattie back into the ring. Delta whips Nattie into the ropes and hits a jumping pump kick into Nattie. Delta attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Nattie counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of her head. Nattie drives a lariat into Delta. Nattie goes for a springboard spear, but Delta steps out of the way and she crashes to the mat. Delta runs into the ropes, but Nattie nails a dropkick on Delta. Nattie hits a roundhouse kick on Delta. Nattie whips Delta into the ropes, but Delta reverses it and hits Nattie with a superkick. Delta runs into the ropes and tries to hit Nattie with a Shining Wizard, but Nattie ducks; springs to her feet and hits an enzuigiri on Delta. Nattie drives a fist to the midsection of Delta. Nattie hits a corkscrew legdrop on Delta. Nattie climbs to the top rope and hits a frog splash on Delta. Nattie goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Salena puts Delta's foot on the rope breaking the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can see the desperation on Salena’s face right now as this match is slipping away from them!!!
[ Delta springs to her feet and hits a jumping pump kick on Nattie. Delta goes for a sleeperhold, but Nattie counters it with a go-behind and drives a lariat into Delta. Nattie locks on the Sharpshooter on Delta. Delta screams in pain as she tries to reach the ropes. Loca tries to get into the ring, but Shotzi spears her to the mat!!! Delta reaches for Salena’s help, but Indi comes over and keeps Salena from interfering!!! Delta can’t take the pain any longer and taps out!!! ]
Time of match: 0:14:37
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, the Heartbreakers!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – With this win, the Heartbreakers will now move to three and oh and will more than likely will be the new number one contenders before the end of the night. They are on an eventual collision course with Medusa Complex!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Heartbreakers have had their eyes set on the Women’s World Tag Team titles since walking through those doors. I’m not sure anyone can stop these three women right now!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, Tony Tran has asked for this time to well... speak his mind about something. Let’s go to the back and see what “The Million Dollar Man” has to say.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Tony Tran standing front and center while the Golden BoyZ pace behind him like two rabid dogs. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – So, this is how it’s going to be? The Golden BoyZ are held back while teams like the Guerillas, the Chain Gang, Legacy and the Zealots get all the air time around here. What do we get? We get the “B” team like the Hooligans not once, but twice in July alone!!! My guys are two-time World Tag Team challengers and we’ve been forgotten!!! Well, that all comes to an end!!! Hooligans, we want you one last time. You see, you’re dancing around that cut line and we want to be the ones to send your backwater asses back to whatever swap you dragged yourselves from!!!
[ The Golden BoyZ step in-front of Tony Tran. ]
Dave Anderson – Reno, Scum; we are going to show you boys why we are the best tag team in the Empire today!!!
Jake Anderson – Pack your bags, book your airline tickets; cause after we’re done with you there will be no place to go but home!!!
[ The show goes back to the announcer’s table where Caristico and Phillip are sitting. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tony Tran and the Golden BoyZ just issued an open challenge to the Hooligans. Will the Hooligans accept this challenge?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I know Reno and Scum and they don’t back down from anyone. But let’s remember that this very well could backfire in the Golden BoyZ faces because they too need to win just one of their remaining matches to stay above the cut line.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our next featured match of the evening and its Funny Bones taking on the World Heavyweight champion Prophet. Let’s go back to the ring for this matches introduction.
Funny Bones vs Prophet ©
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 215 lbs.; he is… “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at the referee. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Funny Bones comes into this match with a five and nine record and he has to win at least one of his remaining two matches to stay below the cut line.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just like Tiger King, he’s got a very tough draw tonight as he faces arguably the best in the Empire; the World Champion Prophet.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring being accompanied by the Zealots, he weighs in at 227 lbs., and he is the reigning World Heavyweight Champion; this is “The Chosen One”!!! “The Modern-Day Messiah”!!! This... is… Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit booing as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The red spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where the new World Heavyweight Champion Prophet stands, arms out wide showing off his new World title belt around his waist and his book in hand. He walks down to the ring and climbs in posing for his fans as a red spotlight beam’s down on him. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here is your World Heavyweight Champion Prophet in all his demented glory.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What happened to this guy that used to come out with his face paint on and all the fans adored him. Where the hell did this guy come from?
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Funny Bones attempts an eye gouge, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet goes for a spear, but Funny Bones counters it with a guillotine choke. Prophet is struggling to reach the ropes. Prophet tries to escape the hold and finally reaches the ropes. Funny Bones goes for a takeover suplex, but Prophet counters it with a bearhug; but Funny Bones grabs the ropes. Prophet chops Funny Bones. Funny Bones chops Prophet. Funny Bones goes for a chokehold, but Prophet counters it with a kick to the midsection. Prophet hits a crotch slam across the ropes on Funny Bones. Prophet tries a diving shoulderblock off the top turnbuckle, but Funny Bones ducks out of the way and Prophet crashes all the way to the floor outside the ring. Funny Bones hits a springboard elbowdrop on Prophet off the ropes. ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones grabs Prophet by his beard and rolls him back into the ring. Funny Bones sends Prophet into the turnbuckle and charges into the corner driving a lariat into Prophet. Funny Bones hits a bridging take-over suplex on Prophet for the win as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Funny Bones needs to stay right on the World Champion!!! Don’t let him get any momentum going!!!
[ Funny Bones drives a fist to the midsection of Prophet. Funny Bones throws Prophet over the top rope and out of the ring. Funny Bones dives through the ropes and crashes into Prophet sending Prophet crashing into the announcer’s table. ...1 ...Funny Bones rolls Prophet back in under the bottom rope. Funny Bones runs into the ropes and misses with a clothesline. Prophet goes for a Spanish Fly, but Funny Bones counters it with an elbow smash to the side of his head. Funny Bones hits an Exploder suplex on Prophet. Funny Bones drives a fist to the midsection of Prophet. Funny Bones catches Prophet in a sleeperhold. Prophet is struggling to reach the ropes. Prophet tries to escape the hold and finally reaches the ropes. Funny Bones locks Prophet in a boot choke against the ropes as Yali Sapphire warns Funny Bones to let go. Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Funny Bones lets go before he’s disqualified. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Funny Bones is doing a great job tonight keeping the champion off his feet taking it to him both in and out of the ring!!!
[ Funny Bones nails Prophet with a backbreaker. Funny Bones uses a facerake on Prophet. Funny Bones goes for a choke against the ropes, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet punches Funny Bones. Funny Bones hits Prophet. Funny Bones rips away at Prophet’s bear. Prophet punches Funny Bones. Prophet chops Funny Bones. Funny Bones punches Prophet. Funny Bones slaps Prophet. Funny Bones puts Prophet in a bearhug, but Prophet manages to grab the ropes. Funny Bones goes for a DDT, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet whips Funny Bones into the ropes and puts Funny Bones in an abdominal stretch. Funny Bones manages to grab the ropes. Prophet hits a bodyslam on Funny Bones. Prophet climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Funny Bones throws him to the mat. Funny Bones uses a waistlock takedown on Prophet. Funny Bones hits the Curb Stomp on Prophet. Funny Bones drives the Discus Punch into Prophet. Funny Bones is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It seemed as if Prophet was about to take control of this match, but he went for that high risk move and it never paid off as Funny Bones drove him to the mat!!!
[ Funny Bones locks Prophet in an arm grapevine submission and he manages to grab the ropes. Funny Bones whips Prophet into the turnbuckle, but Prophet comes back and rocks Funny Bones with a spinning elbow. Prophet punches Funny Bones. Funny Bones hits Prophet. Funny Bones chops Prophet. Funny Bones goes for a pumphandle back breaker, but Prophet counters it with spinning DDT. Prophet is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This may be the opening that Prophet is looking for as he just nailed Funny Bones with that spinning DDT that planted him right on the top of his head!!!
[ Prophet drives a headbutt into Funny Bones. Prophet drives a superkick into Funny Bones. Prophet goes for a bodyslam, but Funny Bones counters it with a front facelock and Prophet grabs the ropes. Funny Bones attempts an armdrag takedown, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet drives an elbow into Funny Bones. Prophet hits Funny Bones with a release German suplex into an elbowdrop on Funny Bones. Prophet locks Funny Bones in an arm grapevine submission. Funny Bones inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Prophet attempts a Spanish Fly, but Funny Bones counters it with an elbowsmash to his jaw. Funny Bones drives a fist to the midsection of Prophet followed by a snap suplex. Funny Bones catches Prophet in a chokehold against the ropes as Yali Sapphire warns Funny Bones to let go. Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Funny Bones lets go before he’s disqualified. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Funny Bones needs to focus on getting the pin instead of trying to choke the life out of the champion!!!
[ Funny Bones tries to pull Prophet by the beard again, but Prophet blocks it and hits a release German suplex on Funny Bones. Prophet hits a Samoan Drop on Funny Bones. Prophet throws Funny Bones over the top rope and out of the ring. Prophet dives over the top rope going for a car crash cross body, but Funny Bones ducks out of the way and Prophet crashes to the floor. ...1 ...Funny Bones dives through the ropes and slams Prophet into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Funny Bones attempts a pump kick, but Prophet steps out of the way and Funny Bones kicks the steel guardrail. ...3 ...Funny Bones grabs his injured knee as Prophet grabs him and launches him into the steel ringsteps. ...4 ...Prophet whips Funny Bones into the ring apron. ...5 ...Prophet hits a double arm DDT on Funny Bones onto the cement floor. ...6 ...Prophet rolls Funny Bones back into the ring. Prophet drives a knee to the back of Funny Bones. Prophet covers Funny Bones as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a beating both men took outside the ring. They are both going to feel it come morning.
[ Prophet goes for a sidewalk slam, but Funny Bones counters it with a rolling DDT, but in turn, Prophet counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Prophet runs into the ropes and misses with a kick. Funny Bones whips Prophet into the ropes and he takes Prophet down with a gutwrench suplex. Funny Bones whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet ducks under a clothesline and comes off the far ropes with a springboard crossbody. Prophet sets Funny Bones up and hits the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) on Funny Bones!!! Prophet goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:10:26
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Prophet!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Prophet pulled off the win, but I have to tell you Funny Bones wrestled a great match and if a few things went a little different for him he could have won the match!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Unfortunately, Funny Bones is now forced to win his last match or he’s going to be under the cut line and be forced to leave the Empire. A time limit draw does the young man no good at this point. It’s win or go home!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, on Afterburn we all watched as Arik Cannon came out to the ring and attacked Steve Scott with not one, but two Curb Stomps. Maxwell Shaw is standing by with Arik Cannon to find out exactly why he did that.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a pissed off Arik Cannon. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Arik, last week on Afterburn you attacked Steve Scott and drove his head into the mat with the Curb Stomp not once but twice. What was the motivating factors that led to your actions?
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – My motivating factors? Are you kidding me? I have been on this roster since day one!!! I have main evented pap per views!!! I have taken on the toughest sons of bitches this roster has to offer and because my win loss record isn’t as good as some peoples, the staff is just going to jettison my ass back to the independent scene?
Maxwell Shaw – According to my calculations, you will need to win both of your remaining matches to stay above the cut line.
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – Oh I will win both of my matches, and in doing so I’m going to crush whoever...
[ Suddenly, Steve Scott explodes onto the set and hits Cannon with a steel chair that levels him. ]
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – How’s that feel mother fucker? I’ll see your ass on Afterburn!!!
[ Steve Scott storms off as Cannon tries to get back to his feet, holding the back of his head in pain. The show cuts back to Caristico and Phillip at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Payback is a bitch and tonight his name is Steve Scott.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Arik Cannon is out to make a statement that he belongs here in the Empire, but maybe he targeted the wrong guy?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – They don’t call him “Bloodlust” for nothing. This match is going to be brutal. Folks, it’s time for our next match of the night and the ladies take center stage as Thunder Rosa takes on Malia Hosaka!!! Let’s go back to the ring for our next match!!!
Thunder Rosa vs Malia Hosaka
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 130 lbs., this is… Malia Hosaka!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka walks down to the ring and climb in all alone. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Malia is coming off a tough loss to Kiera Hogan at Summer Stampede where she not only lost the match, but she lost Team Exile also.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If you ask me, Malia never needed Team Exile. She’s a tough veteran that’s held numerous titles around the world. No matter how her next two matches play out for her, she’s locked down a roster spot until the end of the year.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 119 lbs, this is… Thunder Rosa!!!
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet cheering as “Unstoppable" by KatDeluna rocks the arena and Thunder Rosa walks down to the ring draped with the Mexican flag over her shoulders. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa is also coming off a disappointing loss at Summer Stampede where she lost the Triple Threat Women’s World title match where Shanna Furguson was pinned by Amber Nova to retain her title belt.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If Thunder Rosa would have won that match it would have made things so much better for her. With that loss she now needs to win at least one of her next two matches to stay on the roster.
[ Thunder Rosa attacks Malia before the bell. Thunder Rosa attempts a monkey flip, but Malia blocks it. Malia uses a Russian legsweep on Thunder Rosa. Malia throws Thunder Rosa out of the ring, but Thunder Rosa hangs on to the top rope. Thunder Rosa springs off the top rope and hits a cross body block on Malia. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and hits Malia with a basement drop kick. Thunder Rosa hits a standing moonsault on Malia as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can feel the urgency in Thunder Rosa tonight as she wants to get that one win out of the way and not have to worry about winning her next match to lock down her roster spot.
[ Thunder Rosa tries for a bulldog, but Malia counters it with a back suplex. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and hits a springboard bulldog on Malia. Thunder Rosa locks on a sleeperhold on Malia. Malia is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malia finally grabs ahold of the ropes. Thunder Rosa chops Malia. Malia hits Thunder Rosa. Malia chops Thunder Rosa. Malia drives a standing dropkick on Thunder Rosa. Malia drives a roundhouse kick into Thunder Rosa. Malia climbs to the top rope for a frog splash, but Thunder Rosa moves out of the way and Malia crashes to the mat. Thunder Rosa drives a dropkick to the head of Malia. Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection of Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a ripcord cutter on Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a monkey flip on Malia. Thunder Rosa attempts a slingshot, but Malia steps out of the way. Malia hits a bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Malia chops Thunder Rosa. Malia drives a high knee into Thunder Rosa. Malia drives an elbowdrop into Thunder Rosa. Malia goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa hits a driving running elbowdrop onto Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a lariat on Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a bulldog on Malia. Thunder Rosa drives a high knee into Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a dropkick from the second rope on Malia. Thunder Rosa whips Malia into the ropes and hits Malia with the Judas Effect (spinning back elbow). Thunder Rosa locks Malia in a Texas Cloverleaf. Malia inches her way towards the ropes and grabs them. Malia springs to her feet and whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa rockets off and hits Malia with a thunderous shoulderblock. Thunder Rosa whips Malia into the turnbuckle and goes for a lariat, but Malia ducks out of the way. Malia hits a Bronco Buster on Thunder Rosa. Malia hits a bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Malia runs into the ropes and hits Thunder Rosa with a super kick. Malia covers Thunder Rosa as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa puts her foot in the ropes!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Great ring awareness by Thunder Rosa to know exactly where she is and how close to the ropes that she was to save herself.
[ Malia whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa reverses it and Thunder Rosa hits Malia with a back body drop that sends Malia tumbling out of the ring. Thunder Rosa goes to the outside after her. Thunder Rosa tries to send Malia into the announcer’s table; but Malia counters it and sends Thunder Rosa crashing into it. Malia throws Thunder Rosa back into the ring. Malia goes for an Exploder suplex, but Thunder Rosa blocks it. Thunder Rosa goes for a high kick, but Malia ducks out of the way and leg whips Thunder Rosa into the corner. Malia drives a basement dropkick to the knee of Thunder Rosa. Malia nails Thunder Rosa with a roundhouse kick. Malia tries for a Meteora, but Thunder Rosa rolls out of the way. Thunder Rosa is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two women are going at it like two prize fighters right now!!! I can’t wait to see who comes out on top!!!
[ Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and hits Malia with a clothesline. Thunder Rosa hits an Asai moonsault on Malia as she goes for the cover and Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What fight inside Malia Hosaka to keep pace with this much younger superstar.
[ Thunder Rosa drives a corner forearm smash into Malia. Thunder Rosa drives a European uppercut into Malia. Thunder Rosa attempts a bulldog, but Malia throws her off. Malia nails Thunder Rosa with a rolling cutter. Malia locks Thunder Rosa in an arm grapevine submission, but Thunder Rosa frantically grabs the ropes. Malia nails Thunder Rosa with a Phoenix Splash as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Malia might only be ranked third in the Women’s National division, but tonight she’s fighting like a World Champion against a very tough Thunder Rosa!!!
[ Malia hits a dropkick from the second rope on Thunder Rosa. Malia runs into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa hits a jumping drop kick on Malia. Thunder Rosa drives a chop into Malia. Thunder Rosa punches Malia. Malia kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa hits Malia. Malia hits Thunder Rosa. Malia chops Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa chops Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Malia. Thunder Rosa tries for a twisting moonsault, but Malia moves out of the way. Malia hits a rolling cutter on Thunder Rosa. Malia nails a dropkick on Thunder Rosa. Malia hits a dropkick from the second rope on Thunder Rosa. Malia whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes and tries for a spinning backbreaker, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a spinning headscissors. Thunder Rosa climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Malia throws her to the mat. Malia drives a chop into Thunder Rosa. Malia sends Thunder Rosa into the turnbuckle. Malia charges in, but Thunder Rosa counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Thunder Rosa punches Malia. Thunder Rosa hits Malia. Thunder Rosa hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Malia. Thunder Rosa goes for a ripcord cutter, but Malia ducks out of the way. Malia kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa chops Malia. Thunder Rosa kicks Malia. Malia chops Thunder Rosa. Malia kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa hits Malia. Thunder Rosa punches Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a bulldog on Malia. Thunder Rosa locks on the Snake Sleeper (Dragon Sleeper) on Malia!!! Ken Peterson asks Malia if she's had enough. Malia shakes her head... no!!! Ken Peterson asks Malia if she's still there. Malia nods... yes!!! Ken Peterson checks Malia's arm. He lifts it... it stays up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This submission move has won Thunder Rosa dozens of matches in her career and tonight she’s trying to put Malia away with it!!!
[ Malia fights her way out of the hold by grabbing the ropes. Malia hits a springboard bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa executes a ripcord cutter against Malia. Thunder Rosa whips Malia into the ropes, but Malia hits Thunder Rosa with a clothesline. Malia hits a second rope springboard bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Malia hits a rolling cutter on Thunder Rosa. Malia whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa reverses it and hits a monkey flip on Malia. Thunder Rosa desperately covers Malia as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The pace of this match is quickening as both women want to end this match right now!!!
[ Thunder Rosa goes for a Meteora, but Malia rolls out of the way. Malia hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Thunder Rosa. Malia drags Thunder Rosa to her feet and hits the Hosaka Driver (Michinoku Driver) on Thunder Rosa!!! Malia goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:12:08
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Malia Hosaka!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a come back match for Malia after losing her pay per view match to her protégé Kiera Hogan.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Good match for Malia, but another tough loss for Thunder Rosa as she is now forced to win her next match or be cut from the roster.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s a fate a number of our stars are facing right now as the staff of the Empire are pushing their wrestlers harder and harder to be better than ever.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to Millie McKenzie. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Millie, thank you for taking the time to join me tonight. In just a few short weeks, you will walk into Diamonds are Forever and not only will you have to defend your Women’s World Tag Team titles with your partner Charlie Evans, but you will have to also take on the reigning Women’s World Champion Amber Nova and do something only two other women on the roster has been able to do and that’s defeat her.
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – That’s right Max, what two other women already did. That goes to show you that she’s not some wrestling god. Some unbeatable force like she likes to think of herself as. Bloody Mary was the first to do it. Su Yim was the second. And at Diamonds are Forever, I will take from her what she holds most dear and that’s the Women’s World Title.
Maxwell Shaw – It won’t be an easy task because like I said, before you face her you and Charli Evans will have to defend your World Tag Team titles against an unknown opponent.
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Unknown opponent? You make it seem like all these teams on the roster are a mystery to us. Like we don’t watch tape and study each and every one of them night after night. Hell, we just watched two of the best teams in the tag team division go at it and we hope that it’s one of them so that...
[ Just then, Spice and Katie Forbes walks onto the set. ]
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Wait, hold on... two of the best in the tag team division? Are you serious?
“A Slice of” Spice – Look at her!!! Of course, she’s serious.
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Listen, no offense; but nobody thought the two of you would ever amount to anything let alone be a serious threat in our division.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Our division? This bitch has to be bat shit crazy.
“A Slice of” Spice – What? Just because you have that title makes you think like you own the place?
[ And she jabs at Millie’s tag team title belt that’s draped over her shoulder. ]
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Listen, if you two “working girls” are free Thursday night; why don’t you put your money where everyone else does and show up!!!
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – You’re on bitch.
[ S.E.X. storms off as the show swings back to Caristico and Phillip ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another huge match signed for Afterburn. I may just have to tune in and watch.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I always tune in, but I have to mute it because I can’t stand listening to Pezzer run his yap.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, our next match is a six-man tag team match and it features the Cartel taking on the Devils Rejects. This all started last week when Tito professed that they were the best stable in the Empire. Raven Horse took offense to it and issued the challenge which the Cartel gladly accepted. Let’s go back to the ring for this huge matchup.
The Cartel vs The Devils Rejects
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following six-man tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager Reverend Azazel, weighing in at a combined weight of 1,084 lbs., Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters, they are… the Devil’s Rejects!!!
[ The crowd boos as the Natural Disasters along with Raven Horse walk out on stage as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena. Pyro explodes all around them as they walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that are booing the shit out of them. All three men slowly climb into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor with a devilish grin on his face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This monstrous team comes into this match with a two and oh record and seem unstoppable right now.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These guys should be wearing tag team gold right now, but they have blown so many matches due to their disregard for the rules of the ring it’s incredible. I think that Reverend Azazel is doing all of them a huge injustice right now.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Holidead, they weigh in at a combined weight of 586 lbs., this is “Relentless” Tito Escobar and Los Vipers; they are... the Cartel!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena and Tito Escobar struts out on stage all cocky followed by Los Vipers and Holidead. They slowly climb the ring steps and climb through the ropes. Pedro and Supremo each take a corner while Holidead bounces on the second rope with her tongue sticking out. Tito struts around with his arms out wide smiling!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It still seems odd to me to see the Cartel walking out to the ring tonight without the big man Mil Muertes in tow.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is what happens in any business if you fail to perform at acceptable levels. The Empire isn’t here to promote jobbers. We’re here to make superstars!!!
[ Raven Horse and Santos start the match off as the bell rings and they lock up. Raven Horse whips Santos into the turnbuckle and Raven Horse hits a basement dropkick on Santos. Raven Horse hits a driving European uppercut into Santos. Raven Horse hits a dropkick to the back of the head of Santos. Ali enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Raven Horse and Ali whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double back body drop. Ali hits a cannonball on Santos. Raven Horse hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Santos. Ali leaves the ring. Raven Horse drives a back elbow into Santos. Ali enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Raven Horse and Ali whip Santos into the ropes and they attempt to hit Santos with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Ali rolls out of the ring. Santos drives a knife edge chop into Raven Horse. Santos hits a football tackle on Raven Horse. Santos tags out to Pedro. Pedro goes for a clothesline, but Raven Horse counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Pedro inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Raven Horse whips Pedro into the ropes, but Pedro reverses it and attempts a spear, but Raven Horse steps out of the way and hits a brain buster on Pedro. Raven Horse tags out to Ali. Santos enters the ring and throws Raven Horse out of the ring. Pedro and Santos hit Ali with a double drop kick. Santos leaves the ring as Pedro covers Ali and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ali gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nice double team dropkick by Los Vipers to take the big man down!!!
[ Pedro locks on an arm grapevine submission on Ali. Ali is struggling to reach the ropes. Ali tries to escape the hold. Ali is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ali finally reaches the ropes. Pedro hits a Swinging Neckbreaker on Ali as he rolls him up and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ali gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Another close call and Ali is in desperate need for a tag to a fresh man right now!!!
[ Pedro locks Ali in a sleeperhold. Ali is barely hanging in there as he reaches for the ropes when suddenly the Bullet Club storm the ring!!! ]
[ Travis Blake kicks Pedro in the back of the head forcing him to release Ali who rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope. Tito and Santos try to get into the ring but Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga stomp away on them as they try and climb through the ropes!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Bullet Club is picking the Cartel apart!!!
[ Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga stomp the hell out of Los Vipers as Tito crawls toward Travis. Travis arrogantly smiles at Tito, points his fingers at him like he’s holding a gun at him and then destroys Tito with Weapon X (the Last Shot)!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I would normally ask for someone to come out and help these guys, but the Cartel deserves everything they are getting right now!!!
[ Travis demands a mic and Harvey hands him one. Travis points down at Tito... ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – This... this is the best stable the Empire has? These ass clowns are the best you’ve got? Are you kidding me? This has got to be some God damn joke right? You all paid good money to see the best stable and the Empire hands you this horse shit and expects you to eat it!!!
[ Travis points at the Guerillas of Destiny and himself. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – We are the most dominant stable in the Empire!!! We should be main eventing every God damn show every night you turn your tv’s on!!! We are the future of the Empire, not this piece of shit Tito Escobar!!! Not the self-proclaimed Modern Day Messiah Prophet!!! And fucking certainly not that piece of shit Alexander Stone, who I beat up so bad that he can’t even show his face on tv again!!!
[ The crowd boos Travis at even the mention of Alexander Stone. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – He thinks he’s a tough guy calling Stone out knowing that he’s not in the building!!!
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – The Bullet Club is here to stay, and there aint a damn thing you or anyone else can do about it!!!
Time of match: 0:03:08
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, the Cartel!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It stinks that there has to be a winner and a loser in this match, but by the rules; the Bullet Club did attack Los Vipers so by the rules the Devils Rejects were disqualified.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If the Bullet Club is trying to pick a fight they sure as hell picked the right guys to fight with because the Cartel is always in a fighting mood.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – the best thing that could happen is that they end up destroying each other in the process. Folks, Kiera Hogan is standing by with our very own Maxwell Shaw. Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to Kiera Hogan. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Kiera, congratulations on your huge win at Summer Stampede when you defeated your former mentor, Malia Hosaka.
Kiera Hogan – Thanks. I proved all the doubters and all the haters wrong Sunday night, didn’t I?
Maxwell Shaw – Yes, you did.
Kiera Hogan – Malia is a great wrestler and she taught me almost everything that I know. But she can’t teach heart, and I have the biggest heart in the Empire and I will not stop fighting no matter what.
[ Kiera is interrupted as Shanna Furguson walks onto the set clapping. ]
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Look at what we got here. Another fresh face.
Kiera Hogan – What do you want Shanna?
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – What I want to know is why after three matches I’m looking up at people like you in the rankings?
Kiera Hogan – People like me.
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – That’s right, people like you!!! I wanna know why everyone’s got their panties in a bunch over little girls like you, Nicole Matthews and Millie McKenzie?
Kiera Hogan – If you wanna know so bad, why don’t you face me Thursday night on Afterburn?
[ Shanna smiles at her. ]
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – I’ll think about it.
[ Shanna goes to walk off the set when she explodes at Kiera driving her into the wall. Shanna picks her up and hits the Beast Slayer (a sit down powerbomb into a pin) onto the concrete floor!!! She leans down and yells in Kiera’s face. ]
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – You can bet your ass I’ll see you Thursday night!!!
[ Security and EMT’s rush to tend to Kiera as the scene switches back to Caristico and Phillip ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Shanna just lost her shit!!! What’s wrong with these people?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I think it’s the pressure of being in the Empire and all that goes with it. This company has a long standing history of making stars and it goes all the way back to two thousand and two when we first opened as a regional company. Nobody wants to lose their spot and especially to what many consider to still be a rookie.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event and it features a rematch of Summer Stampede. Solo Darling puts her newly won Women’s National title on the line against the former champion Maria Manic and it’s next!!!
For the Women’s National Title
Solo Darling © vs Maria Manic
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit!!! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 161 lbs.; she is the former Women’s National Champion, this is… “The Maneater” Maria Manic!
[ A mixture of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring pissed off!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Maria Manic is a menacing looking woman at one hundred and sixty-one pounds, and let me tell you; there’s not an ounce of fat on her. It’s all solid muscle.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – She’s a powerhouse and I was amazed that Solo was able to take the title away from her at the pay per view a few weeks ago. Tonight might be a different story as she’s not going to catch Maria off guard like she did last Sunday night.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent!! Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by her manager Reverend Azazel, she weighs in at 122 lbs., this is the reigning Women’s National Champion; Solo Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts booing as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Solo walks out on stage with her manager Reverend Azazel. Together they make their way down to the ring where she climbs in with a smile on her face as she raises the Women’s National title high overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here is the new Women’s National Champion full of smiles. We haven’t seen Solo smile in months.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – She hasn’t smiled since she hooked up with this loser Reverend Azazel and his Devils Rejects. This is the brightest spot in her career here in the Empire and she has this clown to thank for it. Give me a break.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Maria over powers Solo and drives a fist into Solo’s midsection. Maria tries for a monkey flip, but Solo blocks it. Solo drives a high knee into Maria. Solo hits a tornado DDT off the second rope on Maria. Solo hits a ripcord cutter on Maria. Solo drives a knife edge chop onto Maria. Solo throws Maria out of the ring, but Maria hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Solo comes charging in at her, but Maria springboards up and wraps her legs around Solo's head and Maria pulls Solo out of the ring and crashing to the floor. Maria springboards off the second rope and lands on-top of Solo with a car crash cross body!!! ...1 ...Maria slams Solo into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Solo is on spaghetti legs as Maria drives a clothesline into Solo. ...3 ...Maria rolls Solo back into the ring. Maria gets an ankle lock submission on Solo. Solo is valiantly trying to break the hold. Solo is struggling to reach the ropes. Solo is writhing in pain. Joey Jiles asks Solo if she's had enough. Solo shakes her head... no!!! Solo reaches out as far as she can and she grabs the ropes. Maria bounces off the second rope and drives a massive knee into the small of Solo’s back. Maria picks Solo up and nails Solo with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles folding Solo in half. Maria waits for Solo to get up and drives a lariat into Solo. Solo crashes to the mat as Maria hits an Asai moonsault off the top turnbuckle onto Solo. Maria rolls Solo up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What heart in this woman to not let it end this way!!! She could have easily have stayed down and ended this beating, but she chose to fight on!!!
[ Maria sends Solo into the ropes and she goes for a high knee, but Solo ducks out of the way. Solo tries a rolling cutter, but Maria throws her off into the turnbuckles. Maria chops Solo. Maria punches Solo. Maria kicks Solo. Solo chops Maria. Solo kicks Maria. Solo nails a jumping high knee strike into Maria’s jaw. Solo hits a springboard dropkick off the middle rope on Maria. Solo hits the 6-1-9 on Maria. Solo goes for another springboard dropkick, but Maria steps out of the way. Maria goes for a ripcord cutter, but Solo blocks it. Solo tries to lock on a sleeperhold, but Maria counters it with a jawbreaker. Maria whips Solo into the ropes and she nails her with a bulldog. Maria goes for a top rope missile dropkick, but Solo times it perfectly and nails Maria with a standing dropkick of her own!!! Solo hits a monkey flip on Maria. Solo takes Maria down with a springboard tornado DDT!!! Solo whips Maria into the ropes, but Maria rockets off and levels Solo with a massive clothesline that spins Solo around in mid-air. Maria goes for a ripcord cutter, but Solo ducks out of the way, springs off the second rope and chop blocks Maria down to one knee!!! Solo hits the ropes and whips Maria out with a Shining Wizard to the back of Maria’s head!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holy shit can Solo Darling pull it off again?! I’m having flashbacks to Summer Stampede!!!
[ Solo climbs to the top rope and measures Maria up for a big splash when from the crowd Gabby Jettson jumps the guardrail and stands on the floor below Solo with an enraged look on her face!!! ]
[ The crowd goes wild as Solo turns her attention toward Gabby. Solo leaps off the turnbuckle, but Gabby catches her in mid-air and drives her through the announcer’s table with the Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin)!!! ]
Time of match: 0:06:24
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, and still Women’s National Champion, Solo Darling!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Gabby Jettson could have just killed Solo Darling!!!
[ Gabby walks through the wreckage of the announcers table and grabs Solo by her hair yanking her head upright as she glares into the camera. ]
“The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson – Shane, ever single week... every single day... every single minute you don’t pony up and give me what I want I am going to take out another one of your divas until the only person standing in my way is you!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I hate to admit it, but Gabby Jettson means business!!! Shane better come up with a plan on how to deal with this woman and he better do it quick!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, that’s all for tonight. We thank each and every one of you for tuning in and we invite you all back Thursday night on Afterburn.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just make sure you mute it because Pezzer is annoying as hell.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Good night everyone!!!
Monday Night August 9th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Evening everyone and welcome to the flagship show here in the Empire.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, what a show we have in store for tonight and it all builds to the main event where the women take center stage as Solo Darling puts her Women’s National title on the line in a rematch against former Women’s National champion Maria Manic. It was just last Sunday night at Summer Stampede that Solo pulled off maybe the biggest upset of the night when she beat Maria for her championship.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a match we all witnessed, but tonight doesn’t get any easier for her as it seems Maria is hell bent on getting her title back.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will also see the Cartel take on the Devils Rejects in six-man tag team action. This match was made last week when Tito said that the Cartel was the best stable in the Empire and Raven Horse took offense to that and challenged the Cartel to this match.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – At one time I would have agreed. But with teams like the Bullet Club, Sensha-gun and the Prophecy making big waves in the Empire I really don’t think there’s a clear-cut dominant team. They are all dangerous.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will also see, from the women’s division; Thunder Rosa taking on Malia Hosaka. Both women coming off of tough losses at Summer Stampede, looking to rebound tonight and get back on track.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Both Thunder Rosa and Malia Hosaka each fell out of the World title rankings with Rosa at five and Malia at three in the Women’s National title hunt. With a loss, each woman will inch closer to that dreaded cut line that swallowed up Amber O’Neal this past week.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We all wish Amber the very best as she moves on from the Empire. Speaking of the cut line, Funny Bones is in danger of being cut unless he can find a way to win just one of his next two matches, but tonight won’t be easy as he goes one on one against the World Champion Prophet.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This might be the toughest match of Funny Bones’ career tonight as he has to face the World Champion. No pressure, right?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Heartbreakers will be back in action tonight as they take on the former two-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – With their loss at Summer Stampede, Caged Heat tumbled in the rankings all the way down to number three looking up at teams like the Heartbreakers and Bloody Mary and Havok blocking their path back into title contention.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Finally, we kick things off with another match that has huge implications on the roster as Joey Ryan takes on the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge. If Joey loses tonight, he will be cut from the roster because there’s no way he could ever get back over the cut line by Lethal Lottery. Folks, it’s time to kick this show off. Let’s go to the ring and join my buddy Harvey Weinstein ready to call the match.
Joey Ryan vs Tank ©
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 252 lbs., he is a twenty-six-time Champion and a World Wrestling Empire Hall of Famer and arguably the Greatest of All Time… he is the reigning United States Heavyweight Champion... he is... “The Monster” Tank Edge!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito make their way down to the ring followed by the legendary Tank Edge who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. Tank climbs into the ring as the crowd gives the Hall of Famer a standing ovation. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tank looks to be in great shape coming off that tough six-man tag team match where not only the Gauntlet of the Gods was on the line, but his United States Heavyweight title also.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s not forget about his tag team partners Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito. These two Japanese superstars have made an immediate impact here in the Empire as they continue to climb in the tag team ranks and now sit in the number six spot with some pretty tough competition ahead of them.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., he is… “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Joey Ryan is in a tough spot tonight as he must win this match to stay anywhere near the cut line, but he’s got a monster standing in his way as you know Tank isn’t going to take him lightly just because of his win-loss record.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These three men that make up Sensha-gun are an amazing trio and I can’t wait to see the three of them make a run at the stables six-man titles when the company makes it official.
[ The bell rings and Tank explodes at Joey Ryan nailing him with a football tackle. Tank drives a running knee strike into Ryan. Tank drives a European uppercut into Ryan. Tank nails a second rope diving elbowsmash onto Ryan. Tank drills a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Ryan. Tank attempts a back elbow, but Ryan ducks out of the way. Ryan drives a fist into the midsection on Tank. Ryan goes for a clothesline, but Tank attempts a go-behind, but Ryan counters it with a mule kick right into Tanks balls!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell ref? You have to be blind not to see that move!!!
[ Tank drops to his knees holding his busted nuts as Ryan bounces off the ropes and hits Tank with a basement clothesline!!! Ryan whips Tank into the ropes and misses with a clothesline, but Tank comes off the back ropes and hits a dropkick to the knee of Ryan. Tank looks like he could kill Joey Ryan as Joey falls to his knees begging Tank to have mercy on him. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let me get this right. This part time porn star just nut shotted Tank and now he’s begging Tank not to hurt him. What a pussy.
[ Tank drags Ryan to his feet and launches him into the turnbuckle. Tank mounts the turnbuckle and punches Ryan. Ryan tries for an eye gouge, but Tank blocks it and hits a Cradle DDT off the second rope on Ryan. Tank covers Ryan as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ryan somehow kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That cradle DDT off the second rope folded Joey Ryan up like an accordion!!! I could have sworn I saw Joey’s head touch his ass!!!
[ Tank stomps away on Ryan. Tank mounts Ryan and pounds away with vicious lefts and rights. Tank locks in a sleeperhold on Ryan. Ryan is valiantly trying to break the hold as he struggles to reach the ropes. Ryan manages to get his foot on the ropes forcing a break. Tank lifts Ryan’s limp body and hits a release cradle suplex on Ryan. Tank attempts a Death Valley Driver, but Ryan slides down his back and goes for a lariat, but Tank ducks out of the way and drives Joey Ryan’s head into the turnbuckle over and over and over again. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Joey Ryan has no clue where he is right now as he’s seeing nothing but stars!!! I’m not sure how this kid is even standing right now.
[ Joey Ryan screams for his life as Tank nails a release German suplex on him. Joey Ryan staggers to his feet and Tank hits a standing dropkick on him. Tank measures Joey up and drives a Shining Wizard into the back of Joey Ryan’s head. Joey Ryan tries to get away from Tank, but he puts Ryan in a boot choke in the corner as Todd Sinclair warns Tank to let go. Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Tank lets go before he’s disqualified. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - This is like a cat playing with a mouse before he devours it!!! Some may call it cruel and unusual punishment, but I call it payback on Joey Ryan for wasting everyone’s time pretending to be a wrestler.
[ Joey Ryan coughs and wheezes as he stagers to his feet trying to get air back in his lungs. Tank grabs Ryan and nails him with a Samoan Drop!!! Joey Ryan holds the back of his head as Tank rolls him up and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ryan somehow kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tank is motioning that it’s over as the crowd explodes to their feet cheering him on.
[ Tank gives the sign for the Tankbuster as he sets up Joey Ryan and hits the Tankensteiner (the One-Winged Angel) on him. Tank rolls the motionless Joey Ryan up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:05:03
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tank Edge!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It wasn’t much of a match as Tank overwhelmed Joey Ryan right from the start.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Unfortunately with this loss, Joey Ryan has no chance of getting over the cut line by Lethal Lottery as he falls to three and twelve and... what the hell!!!
[ Suddenly, the lights in the arena go dark and suddenly the Undertaker walks out on stage to the roar of the crowd. ]
[ Tank, Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito stand there in awe as the Undertaker walks past them. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – My God, we haven’t seen the Undertaker in the Empire since he won the World title back in 2004!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Doesn’t he seems a little small to you?
[ The Undertaker stands over Joey Ryan, raises his arms in the air and says... ]
The Undertaker – Rest in peace!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now I’ve heard the Undertaker in other federations, and that sounded nothing like him!!!
[ Tank climbs into the ring and rips the hood off of the Undertaker to reveal that it’s really Godzilla Sanchez pretending to be the Undertaker!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Are you kidding me? Godzilla Sanchez was pretending to be the Undertaker? What the hell!!!
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – What the hell are you doing?
Godzilla Sanchez – What? I was just trying to give the little guy the proper send-off!!! It’s so cool when the Undertaker does it. Rest in pea...
[ Tank slaps Godzilla on the back. ]
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – Let’s go!!!
[ Tank starts to walk away as Godzilla looks down at Joey Ryan. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – I’m sorry, I’ve gotta go now. I watched you in “Revenge of the Don” and I have to tell you...
The United States Champion “The Monster” Tank Edge – I said let’s go!!!
[ Tank storms off followed by Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito. Godzilla waves to the fans as he tries to keep up with his mentor as they walk to the back. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We saw Godzilla Sanchez show up at Summer Stampede, but I thought like many of you did that it what’s called a one off. We had no idea he was going to show up tonight.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Godzilla Sanchez is a superstar in Mexico winning numerous title belts. The problem with him is, he’s not all there and can be... well he can be a little out there if you know what I mean?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will have to wait and see what the future holds for this former superstar, but right now we are heading to the back as our new broadcast partner Maxwell Shaw is standing by with Shane McMahon who is about to give us a medical update on Portia Perez of the Canadian Ninjas.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon standing next to the newest backstage interviewer Maxwell Shaw!!! ]
Maxwell Shaw – Shane, you’ve asked for this time to update us on the medical condition of Portia Perez.
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – Thank you Maxwell, and welcome to the Empire. As many of you know, Portia Perez was attacked by Gabby Jettson a few weeks ago. Her subsequent injuries to her neck were so severe that she needed to be evaluated by a spinal surgeon at the Mayo Clinic. That evaluation... well that evaluation didn’t go well for Portia. Her neck injury is so severe that she will require spinal surgery and she will never wrestle again.
Maxwell Shaw – Wait... what about Nicole Matthews?
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – We have spoken to Nicole and she has been offered a spot on the Women’s roster in the singles division for now.
Maxwell Shaw – For now? So that roster spot that you offered isn’t a permanent spot then?
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – That’s correct. She has also been told that she will need to win her final match this month or she won’t make the cut list.
Maxwell Shaw –With the loss of both the Woke Queens and the Canadian Ninjas in the same week, it seems the Women’s Tag Team division has again taken a severe blow. Are there any plans on bolstering the tag team division?
The CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon – The staff and I are always on the look-out for upcoming tag teams. We promise you that we are working tirelessly to bring the very best talent money can buy into the Empire. We ask that all the fans of the Empire remain patient as we move through this tough time.
Maxwell Shaw – Thank you Shane. Guys, back to you.
[ The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the announcer’s table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What terrible news for Portia Perez and especially Nicole Matthews as she now has to go it alone in the singles division, but just like everyone else; she has to worry about that dreaded cut line.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is also a huge hit to the Women’s Tag Team division as last week they lost the Woke Queens and now this week we learn that the Canadian Ninjas have disbanded. That leaves five teams battling it out for the Women’s World Tag Team titles and we are about to see two of them next!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s right my friend. Our next match features the Heartbreakers versus Caged Heat. The third and fourth ranked teams in that order. This should be an amazing match. Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions!!!
The Heartbreakers vs Caged Heat
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring accompanied by their manager Salena, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Loca and Delta Lotta Pain; they are the former two-time Women’s World Tag Team Champions, this is… Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. Caged Heat storms around the ring as Salena barks orders at them. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two women are two-time World Tag Team Champions and now with teams like Bloody Mary and Havok along with S.E.X. and the Heartbreakers Caged Heat finds themselves in one hell of a fight for the titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Even though there’s only five tag teams left in the division, they are all tough teams and every match we see between them is going to be a war.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, Indi Hartwell, Shotzi Blackheart and Nattie Neidhart, they are… the Heartbreakers!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “New Foundation” by explodes across the arena as Indi, Shotzi and Nattie strut out on stage. They high five each other and walk down the rampway each climbing into the ring. Nattie and Indy each pose on a turnbuckle while Shotzi straddles the ropes between them. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a huge free agent pick-up by the staff and they have them under contract until the end of the year.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These ladies are tough enough to beat individually, but as a tag team they are even tougher; not to mention that they have the “Freebird” rules in their favor.
[ Shotzi and Nattie choose to wrestle the match as the bell rings and Delta and Shotzi start off the match. They lock up and Delta hits a rolling cutter on Shotzi. Delta is going for the quick cover as she pulls the tights for added leverage and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shotzi gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This is going to be a great test for the Heartbreakers tonight as they collide with the former two-time Women’s Tag Team Champions!!!
[ Delta goes for a slingshot, but Shotzi steps out of the way. Shotzi goes for a frog splash, but Delta rolls out of the way. Delta hits a springboard spear on Shotzi. Delta hits the 6-1-9 on Shotzi. Delta tries for a springboard bulldog, but Shotzi steps out of the way and Shotzi hits her own bulldog on Delta. Shotzi tags out to Nattie. Nattie goes for the Bronco Buster, but Delta rolls out of the way. Delta tags out to Loca. Loca and Delta whip Nattie into the ropes and they hit Nattie with a double elbowsmash. Shotzi enters the ring and lays out Delta. Nattie and Shotzi hit Loca with a double 6-1-9. Shotzi leaves the ring. Nattie runs into the ropes and hits Loca with a clothesline. Nattie goes for an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Loca counters it with a punch to the face and in turn, Nattie counters it with an arm breaker. Nattie catches Loca in a sleeperhold. Loca is struggling to reach the ropes and finally grabs them. Nattie chops Loca. Nattie kicks Loca. Loca punches hits Nattie. Loca kicks Nattie. Nattie kicks Loca. Loca punches Nattie. Loca kicks Nattie. Loca drives a European uppercut into Nattie. Loca tags out to Delta. Delta nails Nattie with a rolling cutter. Delta attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Nattie counters it with a pop-up power bomb for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Salena grabs Joey Jiles by his feet distracting him. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Nattie had this match won, but with that distraction by Salena Caged Heat is still alive.
[ Nattie goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Delta counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Delta uses an armdrag takedown on Nattie. Delta hits a basement dropkick on Nattie. Delta whips Nattie into the ropes and hits Nattie with a clothesline. Delta attempts the 6-1-9, but Nattie rolls out of the way. Nattie makes a diving tag out to Shotzi. Shotzi and Nattie hit Delta with a double enzuigiri. Nattie leaves the ring. Shotzi locks in a sleeperhold on Delta. Delta is valiantly trying to break the hold. Delta finally gets ahold of the ropes. Shotzi chops Delta. Shotzi punches Delta. Delta punches Shotzi. Shotzi kicks Delta. Shotzi drives a fist to the midsection of Delta. Shotzi attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Delta catches her and hits a sidewalk slam. Delta tags out to Loca. Loca hits the Bronco Buster on Shotzi. Loca runs into the ropes and misses with a running knee strike. Shotzi grabs Loca and hits a belly to back snap suplex. Shotzi hits the ropes and drives a high knee into Loca. Shotzi climbs to the top rope and hits an Asai moonsault on Loca. Shotzi goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Loca kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I thought for a second there that Caged Heat stole the momentum from the Heartbreakers, but Shotzi was quick enough to snap off the suplex!!!
[ Shotzi goes for a jumping pump kick, but Loca ducks out of the way and drives a back elbow into Shotzi. Shotzi chops Loca. Shotzi kicks Loca. Loca punches Shotzi. Shotzi punches Loca. Shotzi slaps Loca. Shotzi chops Loca. Shotzi hits a jumping front kick on Loca. Shotzi hits a top rope twisting moonsault on Loca as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Loca kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Shotzi can’t believe that Loca kicked out as she questions the referee and he assures her that it was only two!!!
[ Loca springs to her feet and hits a distracted Shotzi with a thunderous DDT. Loca drives a running knee strike into Shotzi. Loca tags out to Delta. Nattie enters the ring and lays out Loca. Nattie drives a clothesline into Delta. Shotzi goes for an enzuigiri, but Delta steps out of the way. Delta and Loca whip Shotzi into the ropes and they attempt to hit Shotzi with a double kick to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline. Nattie leaves the ring. Shotzi tries for a springboard bulldog, but Delta steps out of the way. Delta hits the Meteora on Shotzi and goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shotzi gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Delta is pissed off as she is pounding on the mat in frustration that the Meteora didn’t put Shotzi away!!!
[ Delta hits an Exploder suplex on Shotzi. Delta goes for a superkick, but Shotzi counters it with a legsweep takedown. Shotzi whips Delta into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Delta runs into the ropes and Shotzi attempts a dropkick, but Delta catches her and slams her to the mat with a body slam. Delta climbs to the top rope and hits a twisting moonsault on Shotzi for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shotzi kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a back and forth match we are witnessing tonight as both teams are pulling out all the stops to win this match and become the top team in the division!!!
[ Delta drags Shotzi to her feet and drives a European uppercut into her. Delta hits a second rope diving elbowdrop onto Shotzi. Delta runs into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Delta is the first to her feet as she runs into the ropes and hits Shotzi with a clothesline. Delta uses a Russian legsweep on Shotzi. Delta nails a springboard armdrag on Shotzi. Delta goes for a corkscrew legdrop, but Shotzi rolls out of the way. Shotzi hits a twisting somersault splash on Delta. Shotzi throws Delta into the turnbuckle, but Delta reverses it. Delta charges into the corner, but Shotzi lifts her leg and drives her foot into Delta’s face. Shotzi tags out to Nattie. Nattie and Shotzi whip Delta into the ropes and they hit Delta with a double fist to the midsection. Shotzi leaves the ring. Nattie whips Delta into the ropes and she hits Delta with a clothesline that sends Delta over the top rope and out of the ring. Nattie leaps over the ring ropes and onto her with a diving crossbody. ...1 ...Nattie climbs onto the ring apron and hits a twisting somersault splash on Delta. ...2 ...Nattie drives Delta into the steel ringsteps. ...3 ...Salena comes from behind and distracts Nattie as Delta hits a chop block to Nattie’s right knee. ...4 ...Delta rolls Nattie back into the ring. Delta sends Nattie into the ropes and Nattie hits Delta with a second rope springboard spear. Nattie goes for a European uppercut, but Delta counters it with a backslide pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Nattie kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – After that horrendous chop block by Delta, you can see that Nattie is still favoring that right leg!!! There may very well be ligament damage done to it!!!
[ Delta hits a DDT on Nattie. Delta tries for a springboard armdrag, but Nattie holds onto the ropes blocking it. Nattie hits a Phoenix Splash on Delta and goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Delta gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can see the pain on Nattie’s face as she is rubbing her right knee and trying to shake the leg out, trying desperately to get the blood flowing in it.
[ Nattie runs into the ropes and hits the Meteora on Delta as she hooks the leg and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Delta kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – With her leg in rough shape, there wasn’t much on that Meteora and Delta easily kicked out!!!
[ Nattie runs into the ropes, but Delta quickly gets to her feet and drives a fist to the midsection of Nattie. Delta throws Nattie out of the ring, but Nattie hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Nattie clutches her legs around Delta's head and pulls Delta out of the ring. Nattie throws Delta into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...Nattie drags Delta to her feet and hits her with a bulldog. ...2 ...Salena comes from behind and distracts Nattie and Delta slams Nattie into the steel ringpost. ...3 ...Delta attempts a superkick, but Nattie ducks out of the way and Shotzi nails Delta with a diving shoulder block off the ring apron. ...4 ...Nattie goes for an Exploder suplex into the announcer’s table, but Delta counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. ...5 ...Delta shoves Nattie into the ring apron. ...6 ...Delta rolls into the ring breaking the count and nails Nattie with a twisting somersault splash off the ring post. ...1 ...Delta slams Nattie into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Delta chops Nattie. Salena comes from behind and distracts Nattie. ...3 ...Delta whips Nattie into the steel ring steps. ...4 ...Delta rolls Nattie back into the ring. Delta whips Nattie into the ropes and hits a jumping pump kick into Nattie. Delta attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Nattie counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of her head. Nattie drives a lariat into Delta. Nattie goes for a springboard spear, but Delta steps out of the way and she crashes to the mat. Delta runs into the ropes, but Nattie nails a dropkick on Delta. Nattie hits a roundhouse kick on Delta. Nattie whips Delta into the ropes, but Delta reverses it and hits Nattie with a superkick. Delta runs into the ropes and tries to hit Nattie with a Shining Wizard, but Nattie ducks; springs to her feet and hits an enzuigiri on Delta. Nattie drives a fist to the midsection of Delta. Nattie hits a corkscrew legdrop on Delta. Nattie climbs to the top rope and hits a frog splash on Delta. Nattie goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Salena puts Delta's foot on the rope breaking the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can see the desperation on Salena’s face right now as this match is slipping away from them!!!
[ Delta springs to her feet and hits a jumping pump kick on Nattie. Delta goes for a sleeperhold, but Nattie counters it with a go-behind and drives a lariat into Delta. Nattie locks on the Sharpshooter on Delta. Delta screams in pain as she tries to reach the ropes. Loca tries to get into the ring, but Shotzi spears her to the mat!!! Delta reaches for Salena’s help, but Indi comes over and keeps Salena from interfering!!! Delta can’t take the pain any longer and taps out!!! ]
Time of match: 0:14:37
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, the Heartbreakers!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – With this win, the Heartbreakers will now move to three and oh and will more than likely will be the new number one contenders before the end of the night. They are on an eventual collision course with Medusa Complex!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Heartbreakers have had their eyes set on the Women’s World Tag Team titles since walking through those doors. I’m not sure anyone can stop these three women right now!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, Tony Tran has asked for this time to well... speak his mind about something. Let’s go to the back and see what “The Million Dollar Man” has to say.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Tony Tran standing front and center while the Golden BoyZ pace behind him like two rabid dogs. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – So, this is how it’s going to be? The Golden BoyZ are held back while teams like the Guerillas, the Chain Gang, Legacy and the Zealots get all the air time around here. What do we get? We get the “B” team like the Hooligans not once, but twice in July alone!!! My guys are two-time World Tag Team challengers and we’ve been forgotten!!! Well, that all comes to an end!!! Hooligans, we want you one last time. You see, you’re dancing around that cut line and we want to be the ones to send your backwater asses back to whatever swap you dragged yourselves from!!!
[ The Golden BoyZ step in-front of Tony Tran. ]
Dave Anderson – Reno, Scum; we are going to show you boys why we are the best tag team in the Empire today!!!
Jake Anderson – Pack your bags, book your airline tickets; cause after we’re done with you there will be no place to go but home!!!
[ The show goes back to the announcer’s table where Caristico and Phillip are sitting. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tony Tran and the Golden BoyZ just issued an open challenge to the Hooligans. Will the Hooligans accept this challenge?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I know Reno and Scum and they don’t back down from anyone. But let’s remember that this very well could backfire in the Golden BoyZ faces because they too need to win just one of their remaining matches to stay above the cut line.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our next featured match of the evening and its Funny Bones taking on the World Heavyweight champion Prophet. Let’s go back to the ring for this matches introduction.
Funny Bones vs Prophet ©
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 215 lbs.; he is… “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at the referee. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Funny Bones comes into this match with a five and nine record and he has to win at least one of his remaining two matches to stay below the cut line.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just like Tiger King, he’s got a very tough draw tonight as he faces arguably the best in the Empire; the World Champion Prophet.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring being accompanied by the Zealots, he weighs in at 227 lbs., and he is the reigning World Heavyweight Champion; this is “The Chosen One”!!! “The Modern-Day Messiah”!!! This... is… Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit booing as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The red spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where the new World Heavyweight Champion Prophet stands, arms out wide showing off his new World title belt around his waist and his book in hand. He walks down to the ring and climbs in posing for his fans as a red spotlight beam’s down on him. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here is your World Heavyweight Champion Prophet in all his demented glory.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What happened to this guy that used to come out with his face paint on and all the fans adored him. Where the hell did this guy come from?
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Funny Bones attempts an eye gouge, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet goes for a spear, but Funny Bones counters it with a guillotine choke. Prophet is struggling to reach the ropes. Prophet tries to escape the hold and finally reaches the ropes. Funny Bones goes for a takeover suplex, but Prophet counters it with a bearhug; but Funny Bones grabs the ropes. Prophet chops Funny Bones. Funny Bones chops Prophet. Funny Bones goes for a chokehold, but Prophet counters it with a kick to the midsection. Prophet hits a crotch slam across the ropes on Funny Bones. Prophet tries a diving shoulderblock off the top turnbuckle, but Funny Bones ducks out of the way and Prophet crashes all the way to the floor outside the ring. Funny Bones hits a springboard elbowdrop on Prophet off the ropes. ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones grabs Prophet by his beard and rolls him back into the ring. Funny Bones sends Prophet into the turnbuckle and charges into the corner driving a lariat into Prophet. Funny Bones hits a bridging take-over suplex on Prophet for the win as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Funny Bones needs to stay right on the World Champion!!! Don’t let him get any momentum going!!!
[ Funny Bones drives a fist to the midsection of Prophet. Funny Bones throws Prophet over the top rope and out of the ring. Funny Bones dives through the ropes and crashes into Prophet sending Prophet crashing into the announcer’s table. ...1 ...Funny Bones rolls Prophet back in under the bottom rope. Funny Bones runs into the ropes and misses with a clothesline. Prophet goes for a Spanish Fly, but Funny Bones counters it with an elbow smash to the side of his head. Funny Bones hits an Exploder suplex on Prophet. Funny Bones drives a fist to the midsection of Prophet. Funny Bones catches Prophet in a sleeperhold. Prophet is struggling to reach the ropes. Prophet tries to escape the hold and finally reaches the ropes. Funny Bones locks Prophet in a boot choke against the ropes as Yali Sapphire warns Funny Bones to let go. Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Funny Bones lets go before he’s disqualified. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Funny Bones is doing a great job tonight keeping the champion off his feet taking it to him both in and out of the ring!!!
[ Funny Bones nails Prophet with a backbreaker. Funny Bones uses a facerake on Prophet. Funny Bones goes for a choke against the ropes, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet punches Funny Bones. Funny Bones hits Prophet. Funny Bones rips away at Prophet’s bear. Prophet punches Funny Bones. Prophet chops Funny Bones. Funny Bones punches Prophet. Funny Bones slaps Prophet. Funny Bones puts Prophet in a bearhug, but Prophet manages to grab the ropes. Funny Bones goes for a DDT, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet whips Funny Bones into the ropes and puts Funny Bones in an abdominal stretch. Funny Bones manages to grab the ropes. Prophet hits a bodyslam on Funny Bones. Prophet climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Funny Bones throws him to the mat. Funny Bones uses a waistlock takedown on Prophet. Funny Bones hits the Curb Stomp on Prophet. Funny Bones drives the Discus Punch into Prophet. Funny Bones is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It seemed as if Prophet was about to take control of this match, but he went for that high risk move and it never paid off as Funny Bones drove him to the mat!!!
[ Funny Bones locks Prophet in an arm grapevine submission and he manages to grab the ropes. Funny Bones whips Prophet into the turnbuckle, but Prophet comes back and rocks Funny Bones with a spinning elbow. Prophet punches Funny Bones. Funny Bones hits Prophet. Funny Bones chops Prophet. Funny Bones goes for a pumphandle back breaker, but Prophet counters it with spinning DDT. Prophet is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This may be the opening that Prophet is looking for as he just nailed Funny Bones with that spinning DDT that planted him right on the top of his head!!!
[ Prophet drives a headbutt into Funny Bones. Prophet drives a superkick into Funny Bones. Prophet goes for a bodyslam, but Funny Bones counters it with a front facelock and Prophet grabs the ropes. Funny Bones attempts an armdrag takedown, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet drives an elbow into Funny Bones. Prophet hits Funny Bones with a release German suplex into an elbowdrop on Funny Bones. Prophet locks Funny Bones in an arm grapevine submission. Funny Bones inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Prophet attempts a Spanish Fly, but Funny Bones counters it with an elbowsmash to his jaw. Funny Bones drives a fist to the midsection of Prophet followed by a snap suplex. Funny Bones catches Prophet in a chokehold against the ropes as Yali Sapphire warns Funny Bones to let go. Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Funny Bones lets go before he’s disqualified. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Funny Bones needs to focus on getting the pin instead of trying to choke the life out of the champion!!!
[ Funny Bones tries to pull Prophet by the beard again, but Prophet blocks it and hits a release German suplex on Funny Bones. Prophet hits a Samoan Drop on Funny Bones. Prophet throws Funny Bones over the top rope and out of the ring. Prophet dives over the top rope going for a car crash cross body, but Funny Bones ducks out of the way and Prophet crashes to the floor. ...1 ...Funny Bones dives through the ropes and slams Prophet into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Funny Bones attempts a pump kick, but Prophet steps out of the way and Funny Bones kicks the steel guardrail. ...3 ...Funny Bones grabs his injured knee as Prophet grabs him and launches him into the steel ringsteps. ...4 ...Prophet whips Funny Bones into the ring apron. ...5 ...Prophet hits a double arm DDT on Funny Bones onto the cement floor. ...6 ...Prophet rolls Funny Bones back into the ring. Prophet drives a knee to the back of Funny Bones. Prophet covers Funny Bones as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Funny Bones kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a beating both men took outside the ring. They are both going to feel it come morning.
[ Prophet goes for a sidewalk slam, but Funny Bones counters it with a rolling DDT, but in turn, Prophet counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Prophet runs into the ropes and misses with a kick. Funny Bones whips Prophet into the ropes and he takes Prophet down with a gutwrench suplex. Funny Bones whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet ducks under a clothesline and comes off the far ropes with a springboard crossbody. Prophet sets Funny Bones up and hits the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) on Funny Bones!!! Prophet goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:10:26
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Prophet!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Prophet pulled off the win, but I have to tell you Funny Bones wrestled a great match and if a few things went a little different for him he could have won the match!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Unfortunately, Funny Bones is now forced to win his last match or he’s going to be under the cut line and be forced to leave the Empire. A time limit draw does the young man no good at this point. It’s win or go home!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, on Afterburn we all watched as Arik Cannon came out to the ring and attacked Steve Scott with not one, but two Curb Stomps. Maxwell Shaw is standing by with Arik Cannon to find out exactly why he did that.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a pissed off Arik Cannon. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Arik, last week on Afterburn you attacked Steve Scott and drove his head into the mat with the Curb Stomp not once but twice. What was the motivating factors that led to your actions?
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – My motivating factors? Are you kidding me? I have been on this roster since day one!!! I have main evented pap per views!!! I have taken on the toughest sons of bitches this roster has to offer and because my win loss record isn’t as good as some peoples, the staff is just going to jettison my ass back to the independent scene?
Maxwell Shaw – According to my calculations, you will need to win both of your remaining matches to stay above the cut line.
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – Oh I will win both of my matches, and in doing so I’m going to crush whoever...
[ Suddenly, Steve Scott explodes onto the set and hits Cannon with a steel chair that levels him. ]
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – How’s that feel mother fucker? I’ll see your ass on Afterburn!!!
[ Steve Scott storms off as Cannon tries to get back to his feet, holding the back of his head in pain. The show cuts back to Caristico and Phillip at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Payback is a bitch and tonight his name is Steve Scott.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Arik Cannon is out to make a statement that he belongs here in the Empire, but maybe he targeted the wrong guy?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – They don’t call him “Bloodlust” for nothing. This match is going to be brutal. Folks, it’s time for our next match of the night and the ladies take center stage as Thunder Rosa takes on Malia Hosaka!!! Let’s go back to the ring for our next match!!!
Thunder Rosa vs Malia Hosaka
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 130 lbs., this is… Malia Hosaka!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka walks down to the ring and climb in all alone. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Malia is coming off a tough loss to Kiera Hogan at Summer Stampede where she not only lost the match, but she lost Team Exile also.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If you ask me, Malia never needed Team Exile. She’s a tough veteran that’s held numerous titles around the world. No matter how her next two matches play out for her, she’s locked down a roster spot until the end of the year.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 119 lbs, this is… Thunder Rosa!!!
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet cheering as “Unstoppable" by KatDeluna rocks the arena and Thunder Rosa walks down to the ring draped with the Mexican flag over her shoulders. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa is also coming off a disappointing loss at Summer Stampede where she lost the Triple Threat Women’s World title match where Shanna Furguson was pinned by Amber Nova to retain her title belt.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If Thunder Rosa would have won that match it would have made things so much better for her. With that loss she now needs to win at least one of her next two matches to stay on the roster.
[ Thunder Rosa attacks Malia before the bell. Thunder Rosa attempts a monkey flip, but Malia blocks it. Malia uses a Russian legsweep on Thunder Rosa. Malia throws Thunder Rosa out of the ring, but Thunder Rosa hangs on to the top rope. Thunder Rosa springs off the top rope and hits a cross body block on Malia. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and hits Malia with a basement drop kick. Thunder Rosa hits a standing moonsault on Malia as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can feel the urgency in Thunder Rosa tonight as she wants to get that one win out of the way and not have to worry about winning her next match to lock down her roster spot.
[ Thunder Rosa tries for a bulldog, but Malia counters it with a back suplex. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and hits a springboard bulldog on Malia. Thunder Rosa locks on a sleeperhold on Malia. Malia is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malia finally grabs ahold of the ropes. Thunder Rosa chops Malia. Malia hits Thunder Rosa. Malia chops Thunder Rosa. Malia drives a standing dropkick on Thunder Rosa. Malia drives a roundhouse kick into Thunder Rosa. Malia climbs to the top rope for a frog splash, but Thunder Rosa moves out of the way and Malia crashes to the mat. Thunder Rosa drives a dropkick to the head of Malia. Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection of Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a ripcord cutter on Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a monkey flip on Malia. Thunder Rosa attempts a slingshot, but Malia steps out of the way. Malia hits a bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Malia chops Thunder Rosa. Malia drives a high knee into Thunder Rosa. Malia drives an elbowdrop into Thunder Rosa. Malia goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa hits a driving running elbowdrop onto Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a lariat on Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a bulldog on Malia. Thunder Rosa drives a high knee into Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a dropkick from the second rope on Malia. Thunder Rosa whips Malia into the ropes and hits Malia with the Judas Effect (spinning back elbow). Thunder Rosa locks Malia in a Texas Cloverleaf. Malia inches her way towards the ropes and grabs them. Malia springs to her feet and whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa rockets off and hits Malia with a thunderous shoulderblock. Thunder Rosa whips Malia into the turnbuckle and goes for a lariat, but Malia ducks out of the way. Malia hits a Bronco Buster on Thunder Rosa. Malia hits a bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Malia runs into the ropes and hits Thunder Rosa with a super kick. Malia covers Thunder Rosa as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa puts her foot in the ropes!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Great ring awareness by Thunder Rosa to know exactly where she is and how close to the ropes that she was to save herself.
[ Malia whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa reverses it and Thunder Rosa hits Malia with a back body drop that sends Malia tumbling out of the ring. Thunder Rosa goes to the outside after her. Thunder Rosa tries to send Malia into the announcer’s table; but Malia counters it and sends Thunder Rosa crashing into it. Malia throws Thunder Rosa back into the ring. Malia goes for an Exploder suplex, but Thunder Rosa blocks it. Thunder Rosa goes for a high kick, but Malia ducks out of the way and leg whips Thunder Rosa into the corner. Malia drives a basement dropkick to the knee of Thunder Rosa. Malia nails Thunder Rosa with a roundhouse kick. Malia tries for a Meteora, but Thunder Rosa rolls out of the way. Thunder Rosa is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two women are going at it like two prize fighters right now!!! I can’t wait to see who comes out on top!!!
[ Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and hits Malia with a clothesline. Thunder Rosa hits an Asai moonsault on Malia as she goes for the cover and Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What fight inside Malia Hosaka to keep pace with this much younger superstar.
[ Thunder Rosa drives a corner forearm smash into Malia. Thunder Rosa drives a European uppercut into Malia. Thunder Rosa attempts a bulldog, but Malia throws her off. Malia nails Thunder Rosa with a rolling cutter. Malia locks Thunder Rosa in an arm grapevine submission, but Thunder Rosa frantically grabs the ropes. Malia nails Thunder Rosa with a Phoenix Splash as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Malia might only be ranked third in the Women’s National division, but tonight she’s fighting like a World Champion against a very tough Thunder Rosa!!!
[ Malia hits a dropkick from the second rope on Thunder Rosa. Malia runs into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa hits a jumping drop kick on Malia. Thunder Rosa drives a chop into Malia. Thunder Rosa punches Malia. Malia kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa hits Malia. Malia hits Thunder Rosa. Malia chops Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa chops Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Malia. Thunder Rosa tries for a twisting moonsault, but Malia moves out of the way. Malia hits a rolling cutter on Thunder Rosa. Malia nails a dropkick on Thunder Rosa. Malia hits a dropkick from the second rope on Thunder Rosa. Malia whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes and tries for a spinning backbreaker, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a spinning headscissors. Thunder Rosa climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Malia throws her to the mat. Malia drives a chop into Thunder Rosa. Malia sends Thunder Rosa into the turnbuckle. Malia charges in, but Thunder Rosa counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Thunder Rosa punches Malia. Thunder Rosa hits Malia. Thunder Rosa hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Malia. Thunder Rosa goes for a ripcord cutter, but Malia ducks out of the way. Malia kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa chops Malia. Thunder Rosa kicks Malia. Malia chops Thunder Rosa. Malia kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa hits Malia. Thunder Rosa punches Malia. Thunder Rosa hits a bulldog on Malia. Thunder Rosa locks on the Snake Sleeper (Dragon Sleeper) on Malia!!! Ken Peterson asks Malia if she's had enough. Malia shakes her head... no!!! Ken Peterson asks Malia if she's still there. Malia nods... yes!!! Ken Peterson checks Malia's arm. He lifts it... it stays up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This submission move has won Thunder Rosa dozens of matches in her career and tonight she’s trying to put Malia away with it!!!
[ Malia fights her way out of the hold by grabbing the ropes. Malia hits a springboard bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa executes a ripcord cutter against Malia. Thunder Rosa whips Malia into the ropes, but Malia hits Thunder Rosa with a clothesline. Malia hits a second rope springboard bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Malia hits a rolling cutter on Thunder Rosa. Malia whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa reverses it and hits a monkey flip on Malia. Thunder Rosa desperately covers Malia as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The pace of this match is quickening as both women want to end this match right now!!!
[ Thunder Rosa goes for a Meteora, but Malia rolls out of the way. Malia hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Thunder Rosa. Malia drags Thunder Rosa to her feet and hits the Hosaka Driver (Michinoku Driver) on Thunder Rosa!!! Malia goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:12:08
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Malia Hosaka!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a come back match for Malia after losing her pay per view match to her protégé Kiera Hogan.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Good match for Malia, but another tough loss for Thunder Rosa as she is now forced to win her next match or be cut from the roster.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s a fate a number of our stars are facing right now as the staff of the Empire are pushing their wrestlers harder and harder to be better than ever.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to Millie McKenzie. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Millie, thank you for taking the time to join me tonight. In just a few short weeks, you will walk into Diamonds are Forever and not only will you have to defend your Women’s World Tag Team titles with your partner Charlie Evans, but you will have to also take on the reigning Women’s World Champion Amber Nova and do something only two other women on the roster has been able to do and that’s defeat her.
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – That’s right Max, what two other women already did. That goes to show you that she’s not some wrestling god. Some unbeatable force like she likes to think of herself as. Bloody Mary was the first to do it. Su Yim was the second. And at Diamonds are Forever, I will take from her what she holds most dear and that’s the Women’s World Title.
Maxwell Shaw – It won’t be an easy task because like I said, before you face her you and Charli Evans will have to defend your World Tag Team titles against an unknown opponent.
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Unknown opponent? You make it seem like all these teams on the roster are a mystery to us. Like we don’t watch tape and study each and every one of them night after night. Hell, we just watched two of the best teams in the tag team division go at it and we hope that it’s one of them so that...
[ Just then, Spice and Katie Forbes walks onto the set. ]
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Wait, hold on... two of the best in the tag team division? Are you serious?
“A Slice of” Spice – Look at her!!! Of course, she’s serious.
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Listen, no offense; but nobody thought the two of you would ever amount to anything let alone be a serious threat in our division.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Our division? This bitch has to be bat shit crazy.
“A Slice of” Spice – What? Just because you have that title makes you think like you own the place?
[ And she jabs at Millie’s tag team title belt that’s draped over her shoulder. ]
“The Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Listen, if you two “working girls” are free Thursday night; why don’t you put your money where everyone else does and show up!!!
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – You’re on bitch.
[ S.E.X. storms off as the show swings back to Caristico and Phillip ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another huge match signed for Afterburn. I may just have to tune in and watch.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I always tune in, but I have to mute it because I can’t stand listening to Pezzer run his yap.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, our next match is a six-man tag team match and it features the Cartel taking on the Devils Rejects. This all started last week when Tito professed that they were the best stable in the Empire. Raven Horse took offense to it and issued the challenge which the Cartel gladly accepted. Let’s go back to the ring for this huge matchup.
The Cartel vs The Devils Rejects
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following six-man tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager Reverend Azazel, weighing in at a combined weight of 1,084 lbs., Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters, they are… the Devil’s Rejects!!!
[ The crowd boos as the Natural Disasters along with Raven Horse walk out on stage as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena. Pyro explodes all around them as they walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that are booing the shit out of them. All three men slowly climb into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor with a devilish grin on his face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This monstrous team comes into this match with a two and oh record and seem unstoppable right now.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These guys should be wearing tag team gold right now, but they have blown so many matches due to their disregard for the rules of the ring it’s incredible. I think that Reverend Azazel is doing all of them a huge injustice right now.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Holidead, they weigh in at a combined weight of 586 lbs., this is “Relentless” Tito Escobar and Los Vipers; they are... the Cartel!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena and Tito Escobar struts out on stage all cocky followed by Los Vipers and Holidead. They slowly climb the ring steps and climb through the ropes. Pedro and Supremo each take a corner while Holidead bounces on the second rope with her tongue sticking out. Tito struts around with his arms out wide smiling!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It still seems odd to me to see the Cartel walking out to the ring tonight without the big man Mil Muertes in tow.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is what happens in any business if you fail to perform at acceptable levels. The Empire isn’t here to promote jobbers. We’re here to make superstars!!!
[ Raven Horse and Santos start the match off as the bell rings and they lock up. Raven Horse whips Santos into the turnbuckle and Raven Horse hits a basement dropkick on Santos. Raven Horse hits a driving European uppercut into Santos. Raven Horse hits a dropkick to the back of the head of Santos. Ali enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Raven Horse and Ali whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double back body drop. Ali hits a cannonball on Santos. Raven Horse hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Santos. Ali leaves the ring. Raven Horse drives a back elbow into Santos. Ali enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Raven Horse and Ali whip Santos into the ropes and they attempt to hit Santos with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Ali rolls out of the ring. Santos drives a knife edge chop into Raven Horse. Santos hits a football tackle on Raven Horse. Santos tags out to Pedro. Pedro goes for a clothesline, but Raven Horse counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Pedro inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Raven Horse whips Pedro into the ropes, but Pedro reverses it and attempts a spear, but Raven Horse steps out of the way and hits a brain buster on Pedro. Raven Horse tags out to Ali. Santos enters the ring and throws Raven Horse out of the ring. Pedro and Santos hit Ali with a double drop kick. Santos leaves the ring as Pedro covers Ali and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ali gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nice double team dropkick by Los Vipers to take the big man down!!!
[ Pedro locks on an arm grapevine submission on Ali. Ali is struggling to reach the ropes. Ali tries to escape the hold. Ali is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ali finally reaches the ropes. Pedro hits a Swinging Neckbreaker on Ali as he rolls him up and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ali gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Another close call and Ali is in desperate need for a tag to a fresh man right now!!!
[ Pedro locks Ali in a sleeperhold. Ali is barely hanging in there as he reaches for the ropes when suddenly the Bullet Club storm the ring!!! ]
[ Travis Blake kicks Pedro in the back of the head forcing him to release Ali who rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope. Tito and Santos try to get into the ring but Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga stomp away on them as they try and climb through the ropes!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Bullet Club is picking the Cartel apart!!!
[ Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga stomp the hell out of Los Vipers as Tito crawls toward Travis. Travis arrogantly smiles at Tito, points his fingers at him like he’s holding a gun at him and then destroys Tito with Weapon X (the Last Shot)!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I would normally ask for someone to come out and help these guys, but the Cartel deserves everything they are getting right now!!!
[ Travis demands a mic and Harvey hands him one. Travis points down at Tito... ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – This... this is the best stable the Empire has? These ass clowns are the best you’ve got? Are you kidding me? This has got to be some God damn joke right? You all paid good money to see the best stable and the Empire hands you this horse shit and expects you to eat it!!!
[ Travis points at the Guerillas of Destiny and himself. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – We are the most dominant stable in the Empire!!! We should be main eventing every God damn show every night you turn your tv’s on!!! We are the future of the Empire, not this piece of shit Tito Escobar!!! Not the self-proclaimed Modern Day Messiah Prophet!!! And fucking certainly not that piece of shit Alexander Stone, who I beat up so bad that he can’t even show his face on tv again!!!
[ The crowd boos Travis at even the mention of Alexander Stone. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – He thinks he’s a tough guy calling Stone out knowing that he’s not in the building!!!
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – The Bullet Club is here to stay, and there aint a damn thing you or anyone else can do about it!!!
Time of match: 0:03:08
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, the Cartel!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It stinks that there has to be a winner and a loser in this match, but by the rules; the Bullet Club did attack Los Vipers so by the rules the Devils Rejects were disqualified.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If the Bullet Club is trying to pick a fight they sure as hell picked the right guys to fight with because the Cartel is always in a fighting mood.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – the best thing that could happen is that they end up destroying each other in the process. Folks, Kiera Hogan is standing by with our very own Maxwell Shaw. Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to Kiera Hogan. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Kiera, congratulations on your huge win at Summer Stampede when you defeated your former mentor, Malia Hosaka.
Kiera Hogan – Thanks. I proved all the doubters and all the haters wrong Sunday night, didn’t I?
Maxwell Shaw – Yes, you did.
Kiera Hogan – Malia is a great wrestler and she taught me almost everything that I know. But she can’t teach heart, and I have the biggest heart in the Empire and I will not stop fighting no matter what.
[ Kiera is interrupted as Shanna Furguson walks onto the set clapping. ]
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Look at what we got here. Another fresh face.
Kiera Hogan – What do you want Shanna?
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – What I want to know is why after three matches I’m looking up at people like you in the rankings?
Kiera Hogan – People like me.
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – That’s right, people like you!!! I wanna know why everyone’s got their panties in a bunch over little girls like you, Nicole Matthews and Millie McKenzie?
Kiera Hogan – If you wanna know so bad, why don’t you face me Thursday night on Afterburn?
[ Shanna smiles at her. ]
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – I’ll think about it.
[ Shanna goes to walk off the set when she explodes at Kiera driving her into the wall. Shanna picks her up and hits the Beast Slayer (a sit down powerbomb into a pin) onto the concrete floor!!! She leans down and yells in Kiera’s face. ]
“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – You can bet your ass I’ll see you Thursday night!!!
[ Security and EMT’s rush to tend to Kiera as the scene switches back to Caristico and Phillip ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Shanna just lost her shit!!! What’s wrong with these people?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I think it’s the pressure of being in the Empire and all that goes with it. This company has a long standing history of making stars and it goes all the way back to two thousand and two when we first opened as a regional company. Nobody wants to lose their spot and especially to what many consider to still be a rookie.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event and it features a rematch of Summer Stampede. Solo Darling puts her newly won Women’s National title on the line against the former champion Maria Manic and it’s next!!!
For the Women’s National Title
Solo Darling © vs Maria Manic
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit!!! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 161 lbs.; she is the former Women’s National Champion, this is… “The Maneater” Maria Manic!
[ A mixture of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring pissed off!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Maria Manic is a menacing looking woman at one hundred and sixty-one pounds, and let me tell you; there’s not an ounce of fat on her. It’s all solid muscle.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – She’s a powerhouse and I was amazed that Solo was able to take the title away from her at the pay per view a few weeks ago. Tonight might be a different story as she’s not going to catch Maria off guard like she did last Sunday night.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent!! Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by her manager Reverend Azazel, she weighs in at 122 lbs., this is the reigning Women’s National Champion; Solo Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts booing as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Solo walks out on stage with her manager Reverend Azazel. Together they make their way down to the ring where she climbs in with a smile on her face as she raises the Women’s National title high overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here is the new Women’s National Champion full of smiles. We haven’t seen Solo smile in months.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – She hasn’t smiled since she hooked up with this loser Reverend Azazel and his Devils Rejects. This is the brightest spot in her career here in the Empire and she has this clown to thank for it. Give me a break.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Maria over powers Solo and drives a fist into Solo’s midsection. Maria tries for a monkey flip, but Solo blocks it. Solo drives a high knee into Maria. Solo hits a tornado DDT off the second rope on Maria. Solo hits a ripcord cutter on Maria. Solo drives a knife edge chop onto Maria. Solo throws Maria out of the ring, but Maria hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Solo comes charging in at her, but Maria springboards up and wraps her legs around Solo's head and Maria pulls Solo out of the ring and crashing to the floor. Maria springboards off the second rope and lands on-top of Solo with a car crash cross body!!! ...1 ...Maria slams Solo into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Solo is on spaghetti legs as Maria drives a clothesline into Solo. ...3 ...Maria rolls Solo back into the ring. Maria gets an ankle lock submission on Solo. Solo is valiantly trying to break the hold. Solo is struggling to reach the ropes. Solo is writhing in pain. Joey Jiles asks Solo if she's had enough. Solo shakes her head... no!!! Solo reaches out as far as she can and she grabs the ropes. Maria bounces off the second rope and drives a massive knee into the small of Solo’s back. Maria picks Solo up and nails Solo with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles folding Solo in half. Maria waits for Solo to get up and drives a lariat into Solo. Solo crashes to the mat as Maria hits an Asai moonsault off the top turnbuckle onto Solo. Maria rolls Solo up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What heart in this woman to not let it end this way!!! She could have easily have stayed down and ended this beating, but she chose to fight on!!!
[ Maria sends Solo into the ropes and she goes for a high knee, but Solo ducks out of the way. Solo tries a rolling cutter, but Maria throws her off into the turnbuckles. Maria chops Solo. Maria punches Solo. Maria kicks Solo. Solo chops Maria. Solo kicks Maria. Solo nails a jumping high knee strike into Maria’s jaw. Solo hits a springboard dropkick off the middle rope on Maria. Solo hits the 6-1-9 on Maria. Solo goes for another springboard dropkick, but Maria steps out of the way. Maria goes for a ripcord cutter, but Solo blocks it. Solo tries to lock on a sleeperhold, but Maria counters it with a jawbreaker. Maria whips Solo into the ropes and she nails her with a bulldog. Maria goes for a top rope missile dropkick, but Solo times it perfectly and nails Maria with a standing dropkick of her own!!! Solo hits a monkey flip on Maria. Solo takes Maria down with a springboard tornado DDT!!! Solo whips Maria into the ropes, but Maria rockets off and levels Solo with a massive clothesline that spins Solo around in mid-air. Maria goes for a ripcord cutter, but Solo ducks out of the way, springs off the second rope and chop blocks Maria down to one knee!!! Solo hits the ropes and whips Maria out with a Shining Wizard to the back of Maria’s head!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holy shit can Solo Darling pull it off again?! I’m having flashbacks to Summer Stampede!!!
[ Solo climbs to the top rope and measures Maria up for a big splash when from the crowd Gabby Jettson jumps the guardrail and stands on the floor below Solo with an enraged look on her face!!! ]
[ The crowd goes wild as Solo turns her attention toward Gabby. Solo leaps off the turnbuckle, but Gabby catches her in mid-air and drives her through the announcer’s table with the Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin)!!! ]
Time of match: 0:06:24
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, and still Women’s National Champion, Solo Darling!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Gabby Jettson could have just killed Solo Darling!!!
[ Gabby walks through the wreckage of the announcers table and grabs Solo by her hair yanking her head upright as she glares into the camera. ]
“The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson – Shane, ever single week... every single day... every single minute you don’t pony up and give me what I want I am going to take out another one of your divas until the only person standing in my way is you!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I hate to admit it, but Gabby Jettson means business!!! Shane better come up with a plan on how to deal with this woman and he better do it quick!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, that’s all for tonight. We thank each and every one of you for tuning in and we invite you all back Thursday night on Afterburn.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just make sure you mute it because Pezzer is annoying as hell.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Good night everyone!!!