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Live from the sold-out MGM Grand Garden Arena in Los Vegas, Nevada
Sunday Night March 7th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons and we welcome you to, Undisputed!!! Chris, what an amazing night of action we have in store tonight as five world titles are on the line along with a huge six-man tag team match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s right Mike. Five big title matches, including the one I can’t wait to see; as we crown brand new Women’s Tag Team champions tonight as the Women’s Tag Team title tournament comes to a close as Caged Heat takes on Medusa Complex!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s not the only tag team title match we have. Later tonight, we will see the Golden BoyZ get their second shot at the Guerillas of Destiny and their World Tag Team titles in a huge rematch from Crossfire just last month.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I another title match, we will see Tito Escobar defend his United States Heavyweight title against Kahagas.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This should be a hell of a match because just last week on Adrenaline, Tito announced that this match will be a Chain match!!! Both men will be attached to either end of the steel chain and they can use the chain for whatever their sick minds can think up!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Getting back to the lady’s side of the house, the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova will be defending her World title against Maria Manic and I think that this match just might steal the show tonight!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I know one thing, never turn your back on Bloody Mary as we saw on Adrenaline last week as she stood tall over both Maria Manic and the Women’s champion Amber Nova!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And to top things off in our main event, we will see Arik Cannon challenge Alexander Stone for his World Heavyweight Championship!!! Can the “Irish Ass-kicker” finally be the man that can shut Stone up for good, or will Stone make good on what he said on Adrenaline and end Cannon’s ten minutes of fame?!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I for one have felt Stone’s wraith and I can tell you first hand that I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of another beating like that. Listen, Arik Cannon is going to have to walk through hell to get that title off of Stone. If he’s willing to do that, then he’s got a punchers chance.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A punchers chance isn’t exactly the answer I was looking for. Can he beat the champ tonight and bring the gold back to Ireland?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ve gotta go with Stone!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Finally, an honest answer; thank you.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You’re welcome. Now let’s talk about the six-man tag team match and the breaking news that happened overnight. Reports coming in are a little sketchy, but it appears that Marc Fulton who is part of the Blood Carnival tag team along with Steve Scott was attacked last night outside his hotel room. The injuries that he suffered were so severe that he was taken to a local hospital where he spent the night. Before we kicked off the show tonight. General Manager DDP met with Steve Scott and Prophet. Our cameras were there to listen in.
[ The titantron lights up replaying the meeting between DDP, Steve Scott and Prophet earlier in the day. ]
General Manager DDP – Guys, I just got off the phone with the doctors and it seems that Marc isn’t going to be able to wrestle tonight. Unfortunately, the show must go on. You’ve got about two hours until your match starts to find a third partner, or this match will be declared a handicap match.
[ DDP walks out of the room as Steve Scott looks frustrated. ]
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – What are we going to do now? Half the roster didn’t make the trip to Vegas as it is! We’re fucked!!
[ Prophet pulls out his phone and scrolls through his contacts. ]
Prophet – I’ve got someone in mind and I’m sure he will help us.
[ The show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What are they going to do? If they can’t find someone to tag with them, then their match is going to be a three on two. Talk about stacking the fucking odds against them!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It would definitely stack the odds in the favor of Reverend Azazel’s team. Marc Fulton was the powerhouse behind the Blood Carnival. I have to wonder who Prophet was calling. Moving on Chris, our opening match features Bulk taking on the pompous ass Joey Ryan who has screwed over Bulk not just once, but twice using that pink vibrator that Spice loves to carry around with her.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bulk went to DDP after the second screw job and asked him to add them to this ppv event, but not just in a normal wrestling match; no, he asked DDP to make it a cage match!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And Page agreed setting the stage for our very first match of the night. Bulk wants payback without worrying about Spice interfering in another match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Smart money would say that she will find a way to insert herself in this match one way or another.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more buddy. That bitch will be a factor in this match. Let’s go to the ring for our opening match of the night!!
In a Steel Cage Grudge match
Bulk vs Joey Ryan
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following cage match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 484 lbs., “Big Mike” Bulk!
[ The crowd cheers on the big man as “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays across the arena and the near five-hundred-pound monster storms down to the ring and eyes the steel cage. He reaches out and tests the cage walls before slowly climbing the ring steps and into the cage waiting for Joey Ryan. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, the big man is on a mission tonight. First thing, he’s here to snap out of the losing streak he’s found himself in. Secondly, he’s here tonight to pay Joey Ryan back for fucking him over not once, but twice!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I know I wouldn’t want to be locked inside that steel cage with this monster!!! Joey is giving up two hundred and sixty pounds to this guy!!! That’s Joey times two, plus some!!! Bulk weighs in at over fifty pounds heavier than Babba Ali and over a hundred pounds heavier than Ace Romero. That’s a huge fucking man!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., and being accompanied by his co-star Spice; “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage along with his stripper friend Spice to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women. Finally making it to the cage, he stares into the cages menacing structure at Bulk who’s waiting for him. Spice gives him a very sexual kiss before he enters the ring very cautiously never taking his eyes on Bulk. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here he is. The part time porn star and part time wrestler trying to make a name for himself!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let me give Joey Ryan a little bit of advice. Find a way to get the fuck out of that cage as quick as you can. You don’t want to be stuck in that cage with that beats for very long!!
[ Spice is shouting at Joey from ringside cheering her man on and flashing her tits at him, drawing Joey’s attention when all of a sudden; Bulk strikes from behind, taking advantage of that distraction! The crowd cheers loudly while the referee calls for the bell to get this match officially underway, with Bulk clubbing away at Joey’s back before whipping him off into the ropes and then catching him with a big-time flapjack on the return, dropping Joey directly on his back. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I appreciate the titty show from Spice, but I really don’t think that this is the way Joey envisioned this match starting off.
[ The pain on Joey’s face is evident, but he’s not being given any chance to recover as Bulk stomps at him to keep the pressure up before coming off the ropes to the side and landing a big splash right on top of his sworn enemy! Spice looks worried watching from ringside as Bulk slowly rises to his feet, leading Joey up with him by his hair and then scooping him up onto his shoulder, pointing towards the steel cage! The sold-out arena roars with cheers as Bulk parades Joey around the ring, pointing at different sections of cage wall to varying degrees of cheers before finally charging in an attempt to spike him face-first into the steel mesh! However, right at the last split-second, Joey manages to slip down Bulk’s back, waiting for Bulk to spin back around and lunge towards him, only to get hooked up and nailed with an STO from out of nowhere! The fans get behind Joey as both men slowly rise to their feet, Joey firing off some stiff jabs to the jaw before now trying for an Irish whip but Bulk reverses, lowering his head in search of a back body drop! However, Joey sees it coming, grabbing Bulk by the head to land a swinging neck-breaker! Joey crawls on top for the cover, not really believing it’ll get him the three count but trying anyway …1 …and Bulk powers out easily!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Silly as it sounds, Joey is going to have to hit and run, stick and jab if he’s going to win this match tonight. He has no fucking chance if he tries to match power with power.
[ Unfazed, Joey tries to pull Bulk up by his beard while still favoring his own ribs only for Bulk to suddenly drive Joey back across the ring and into the corner, hitting repeated shoulders to the torso to inflict even more damage! Bulk relents only to switch it up to kicks to the gut, forcing Joey to drop lower into the depths of the corner before finally choking him with the sole of his boot for good measure! The referee is powerless to force Bulk to stop choking Joey, the match clearly being no disqualification, but his efforts to lambaste Bulk causes him to eventually let up if only to tell the referee to back off. Bulk now returns back towards Joey, dragging him out from the corner and hooking him from behind to lift Joey into the air as if for a back drop, only to bring him down against his out-stretched knee with a backbreaker! Bulk keeps Joey laid out over his knee, stretching him to inflict further damage to the ribcage as the official gets right in there to ask if Joey quits but Bulk drops him of his own accord, telling the referee in no uncertain terms that there’s no way Joey is going to be allowed to quit and get off that easily. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You get the feeling Chris that Big Mike is playing with his food?
[ There’s some heated words exchanged between Bulk and the referee before Bulk drags Joey back to a vertical base again, hooking him up for what looks to be a suplex as he now powers Joey into the air only for Joey to somehow go up and over, landing behind Bulk and then using all of his strength to drive him as hard as he can right into the steel mesh of the cage! Joey collapses in pain, trying to catch his breath after Bulk’s early offense, while Bulk bounces off the cage wall like a rubber ball, taking a few steps and then face-planting onto the mat!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is the opening that Joey Ryan needs!!! Stay on him fucker!!!
[ Spice yells at Joey to get up and keep fighting, and Joey who shows signs of life first, fighting through the pain to rise back to his feet. Joey watches as Bulk gets to his feet, grabbing him by the head and launching him into the steel cage wall a second time, refusing to let Bulk fall as he leads him to the opposite steel cage wall and smashes him into that as well! Bulk bounces back again, instinctively beginning to struggle to stay upright where he’s caught with a kick to the gut before being taken up and over with Joey’s variation of a fisherman suplex, but he can’t keep it bridged into a cover thanks to the huge size of Bulk! Instead, Joey now heads to the corner and starts climbing as best he can but here comes Bulk, groggily rising and grabbing Joey by the boot to drag him back down into the ring and then attempting to punch him in the face! However, Joey blocks and fires back several shots of his own, hitting an Irish whip and then nailing a high leg lariat on the rebound! Joey now taunts Bulk to get back to his feet, stomping his boot to signal for the Super Kick and then lunging towards Bulk’s face but somehow, Bulk catches him by the boot, swinging Joey around 180 degrees and grabbing him from behind, lifting Joey into the air and then running and tossing him as hard as he can into the steel cage wall!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me Bulk just plastered him against the cage wall like he was nothing!!!
[ Joey collapses on the outside of the ropes, as Bulk charges in and lands a double knee attack as Joey gets up, crushing him against the steel cage wall! Joey is in all kinds of trouble, the ropes offering the only reason he’s not keeled over but those same ropes prove to work against him now as Bulk hooks him by the head, pulling Joey through them so that his feet are caught over the middle one, before Bulk spikes him with an elevated DDT! Bulk goes for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Ryan barely kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck fighting this monster, Joey needs to find a way to get the fuck out of that cage!!!
[ Rather than look pissed though, Bulk has a pleased smirk on his face, glad that there’s still some fight left in Joey. Bulk is still smirking as he now leads Joey up and over to the corner, lifting him onto the top rope and firing off a couple of shots to the jaw for good measure. He now climbs up after Joey, beginning to hook him up and set up for what looks to be a Superplex right off the corner but sensing the danger he’s in, Joey desperately begins battling back with elbows to the side of Bulk’s head! However, a well-placed shot to the gut stops Joey’s momentum dead, allowing Bulk to grab him by the head and try slamming Joey face-first into the steel cage wall in that precarious position! That is, only for Joey to grab the cage with both hands and do everything within his power to block it, before firing off another back elbow, this one surprising Bulk long enough for Joey to slam him head-first into the cage wall instead! To add insult to injury, Bulk groggily slips from his perch and crotches himself on the top rope before collapsing back into the ring!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s one way to neutralize Bulk. Cut his balls off!!!
[ Joey remains standing slumped on the top rope against the cage for several moments as the crowd cheers both men on loving this match!! Joey knows what he has to do and he starts climbing the cage wall! Bulk has somehow shaken off the cobwebs enough to now climb the corner again, coming up from behind and grabbing Joey by his trunks pulling them down showing his white ass crack to the laughter of the crowd!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me that’s the whitest ass I’ve ever seen!!!
[ Joey drops down so he’s sitting on Bulk’s shoulders, his white ass sticking out for everyone to see!! Bulk goes tipping backwards and hits a super electric chair drop from the top rope!! The impact shakes the ring to its core, and clearly does a lot of damage to Joey as he lays prone in the ring with his tights now down around his ankles with his big dick sticking up in the air for everyone to see!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We just broke a shit load of FCC rules on that one!!!
[ Ringside, Spice screams for Joey to get up, to do something; to show some sort of life as Bulk clambers up and stands over Joey smiling. Bulk rips the tape off his wrists and wraps it around Joey’s throat and starts to choke him! Again, the referee is powerless as Joey gasps for air and Spice screams for Joey to get up!! To fight back!!! Joey is beginning to turn purple until finally, Bulk releases his grip, allowing Joey long gasps of air that are equal measures helping and hindering him! Bulk drags Joey up again, lifting him onto his shoulder just as he did earlier in the match and then charging to spike him right into the steel cage wall! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s bad enough his fucking dick is showing, but can someone toss the fucking towel in for Chris sakes?!
[ Joey goes down in a heap, seemingly out of it as Bulk stands menacingly over him. Bulk drags Joey to a vertical base and follows with a knee to the gut, threading Joey’s arm through his own legs before flipping him into the air and hitting a pumphandle backbreaker! Joey is withering in agony now, spasming on the mat and desperately clawing towards the ropes as if to pull himself upright but Bulk responds by dropping a series of knees to the back before now sitting Joey upright to apply a seated abdominal stretch! The referee again tries to get in there to ask if Joey will quit but still Joey refuses, much to Bulk’s delight! Bulk throws in some punches to the ribs for good measure before grinding his elbow points against them as well, until finally releasing his grip and letting Joey slump down! Bulk grins as he now slaps Joey across the head, taunting him viciously without any hint of mercy before now pulling him up and straight onto his shoulders, hitting a Finlay roll to plant Joey on the mat and then immediately spring up in the corner. He then climbs to the top rope, using the cage wall to steady himself and then flipping off backwards to crush Joey with a moonsault!! And indeed, Bulk does just that, stepping through the ropes as Joey lays on the mat, coughing up blood from his internal injuries!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A guy as big as Bulk isn’t built to fly through the fucking air like that!!! Joey Ryan is a fucking pancake right now!!!
[Bulk motions that it’s over and heads for the cage door. The referee opens it and Bulk steps through the door and onto the stairs. To his astonishment, Spice is there armed with a steel chair yelling at him!!! ]
“Sexy” Spice – Don’t step down or I swear to God I’ll …I’ll hit you with this!!!
[ Bulk smiles as he snatches out and rips the chair from her hands!! Spice watches on in horror as Bulk smugly re-enters the cage and heads straight towards Joey, raising the chair and from out of nowhere, Joey lunges in and delivers a Super Kick that smashes the steel chair right back into Bulk’s head, knocking him down and most definitely out cold!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where in the fuck did that come from!!!
[ Spice cheers her man on from ringside as Bulk is down and out, now bleeding from the head where the chair connected, while Joey lays out of it next to him! Joey struggles to get back to his feet and then staggers towards the cage door, looking to escape while Bulk is out cold!! Joey sees Spice cheer him on as the referee opens the cage door for him. As he puts his head through the ropes, ready to step out of the cage; Spice snatches the cage door from out of the referee’s hands and slams it as hard as she can right into Joey Ryan’s face sending him flying backwards back into the ring!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What in the fuck did we just witness here?! Spice just turned-on Joey Ryan!!! That twisted whore just fucked her own co-star over!!!
[ Ignoring the referee’s calls to stay out of it, Spice now ascends the stairs and enters the ring as well, laying into Joey with wild kicks while Joey instinctively attempts to cover up as best that he can! Meanwhile, a groggy Bulk is struggling up with the aid of the ropes, trying to shake off the cobwebs as best he can! Bulk now staggers over to Spice, pulling her off of Joey and then pointing to the steel chair! Through her emotional tirade, Spice understands, going over and picking up the weapon while Bulk now grabs Joey, dragging him to his feet with arms pinned behind his back, making him all the more vulnerable to what’s about to come next. The fans are begging Spice not to go ahead with this, and she looks momentarily torn as she holds the chair in her hands and feels the weight of it before looking at her former lover and having all of those emotions and memories boil to the surface again, leaving no doubt in her mind about what she has to do! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That evil cunt has been in on it all along with Bulk!!!
[ She now raises the chair above her head as Bulk offers words of encouragement, all while Joey himself looks at Spice through the blood and the pain absolutely devastated! The crowd collectively holds their breath as Spice swings the chair right as Joey somehow swings his own leg backwards with a surprise mule kick low blow that catches Bulk unaware, allowing Joey to drop down while the steel chair inadvertently strikes Bulk in the head for a second time!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – She missed!!! That two-timing bitch missed and hit Bulk instead!!!
[ Spice can barely believe her eyes as she looks at Bulk in shock, but then Joey rises to his feet, drawing Spice’s ire once more! She goes to raise the chair again, but Joey grabs it as she does so. They tussle back and forth for the weapon, and even in his wounded state, Joey manages to snatch it away from her! Spice remains defiant though, accepting her fate and telling him exactly how she feels!! ]
“Sexy” Spice – Hit me!!! Go ahead and hit me you needle dick little fuck!!!
[ The fans seem to want to see him do so as well, as Joey looks at the chair and then to Spice, before finally shaking his head and throwing the weapon aside. For the second time in as many moments, Spice looks stunned before Joey pulls her in and wraps his arms around Spice with a hug! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Are you fucking kidding me? After what she did to you, you’re going to hug that bitch!!!
[ A groggy Bulk has fought back to his feet, a wild gleam in his eyes at the sight before him; the two hugging! Snatching up the steel chair again, he lunges and swings and Joey sees him coming right at the last second, shoving Spice out of the way as hard as he can, accepting the full brunt of the chair shot himself!! Spice looks on in shock as Bulk now lays the chair on the mat, grabbing Joey and holding him over it as he nails the Bulk Valley Driver (a Death Valley Driver) right into the steel chair! One isn’t enough for Bulk though, still holding onto the arms as he lifts him off the mat and then smashes Joey’s head into the steel chair a second time with a second Bulk Valley Driver (a Death Valley Driver!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My God, the sickening crack of Joey Ryan’s skull hitting that steel chair not once, but twice is a sound I’m going to have a hard time getting out of my head!!!
[ Joey goes limp on the mat, blood pouring from a fresh wound; as Bulk finally relents long enough to turn him onto his back, dropping down to make the cover as Spice watches on with a smile and the referee slides into position …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Bulk!!!
[ The referee raises Bulks arm in victory as Spice leaps into his free arm and he holds her up like she weighs nothing to him. The cage starts to rise as EMT’s rush into the ring to tend to Joey Ryan who has yet to move after those two devastating Bulk Valley Drivers!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit, what a way to kick off Undisputed tonight!!! We knew that Joey Ryan was going to have an uphill climb in this match tonight, but we never thought that Spice would fucking turn on him!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That conniving bitch must have had this planned for a while. You know how fucking devious women like her can be!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of some devious women, Cindy Meyers is standing by with two women that will be in the Women’s World Tag Team title match later tonight, Caged Heat. Cindy, take it away.
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Caged Heat. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, tonight you face Medusa Complex for the Women’s World Tag Team titles. But let me ask you two something. Last week you needed to cheat to beat…
[ Loca snaps at Cindy getting right up in her face. ]
Loca – Cheat? Cheat? What do you mean cheat, bitch?
[ Nervous that she’s about to get beaten, she continues. ]
Cindy Meyers – Well, last week in your match with Twisted SisterZ you clearly cheated to win on two separate occasions.
[ Delta steps up and now they have Cindy pinned between them. ]
Delta – Watch your words little girl, if you know what’s best for you. We don’t cheat to win; we do whatever to whoever it takes to win. Got it?
[ And Cindy nervously nods her head yes, pretty much saying whatever they want to hear to get her out of this sticky situation. Caged Heat then shoves Cindy aside as they storm off the set. The show swings back to Chris and Mike ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – No matter how much Caged Heat wants to dodge the line of questioning, they did attempt to cheat to win last week. There’s no way in hell they refute the facts that they tried to use brass knuckles to knock out Thunder Rosa and then later in the match, the Woke Queens helped them win when they came into the ring and hit Twisted SisterZ with tandem superkicks!!! That’s undisputed.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Love that play on words buddy. Yeah, what they did last week is without question cheating. But like it or not, it got them to the finals and now they have to face Medusa Complex!! Trust me, those two girls won’t get played like Twisted SisterZ did last week.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man I can’t wait to see that match. Now, moving on to our next match of the night; we are about to see a six-man tag team match where the Blood Carnival was set to team up with Prophet to take on the Natural Disasters and their partner Raven Horse.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This all started in the first round of the World Heavyweight title tournament where Prophet beat Raven Horse eliminating him. Blood Raven then went to DDP asking for a rematch and in doing so, Prophet put his tournament spot on the line.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Even though Prophet won that rematch, Raven Horse attacked him and cost him his match against Arik Cannon. That really pissed Prophet off and the two squared off again at Crossfire inside a steal cage. For the third time, Prophet walked out victorious, but it almost cost him as the Natural Disasters rushed the ring and tried to take him out for good. Thanks to the Blood Carnival making the save, it has now set us up for tonight’s big match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s one side of the story. Let’s review how the Natural Disasters got here. It too started in the first round of the World Heavyweight title tournament where both men got eliminated. They had a war of words, but due to Reverend Azazel stepping in; these men formed the Natural Disasters tag team where they advanced to the semi-finals before losing to the current tag team champions G.O.D.!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Backing it up the week prior, during the first round of the tag team tournament, the Natural Disasters took out Steve Scott that put him on the shelf for two weeks. Blend those two stories together and here we are tonight. A six-man tag team match that has been nine weeks in the making!!! Let’s go to the ring for this explosive tag team match!!!
Six-man Tag Team Grudge match
Prophet and The Blood Carnival vs Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following six-man tag team match is set for one fall! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Reverend Azazel, weighing in at a combined weight of 1,084 lbs., Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters!!!
[ The crowd boos as the Natural Disasters along with Raven Horse walk out on stage as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena. Pyro explodes all around them as they walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that are booing the shit out of them. All three men slowly climb into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor with a devilish grin on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is a huge fucking team Chris. They clock in at over a thousand fucking pounds!!! I have no idea how Prophet and his team is going to beat them especially if it’s two on three. Prophet better have come through with someone that he can trust and someone that can wrestle cause if he didn’t it’s going to be a long fucking night for the three of them.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – “The Madman” Marc Fulton would have been an added bonus to this match with his size and power, but with him on the shelf; they are at a huge power disadvantage.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their first opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 227 lbs., he is Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. He stands on the stage waiting for his partners before making his way down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The number two contender to Alexander Stone’s World title is here and he looks focused on his task at hand.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Is that the face of a man who looks concerned? I don’t think so. Whoever he called; he seems pretty confident that it’s all going to work out.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his tag team partner, making his way to the ring accompanied by Bloody Mary, weighing in at weight of 200 lbs., “Crazy” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott escorted by Bloody Mary walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around them as they stand next to Prophet waiting for their new tag team partner to come out!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve Scott looks pretty good for a guy that was hit with the World Breaker just a few weeks ago. Babba Ali and Ace Romero pancaked his ass pretty good.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m still curious to find out what the hell happened to Marc Fulton last night. Who attacked him and what exactly are his injuries?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m sure more information will come out in time, but let’s see who they found as their tag team partner!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their tag team partner!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is the reigning W.W.E. Television champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts out on stage with his ribs all taped up from his battle with Joey Ryan last week as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins high fives Prophet and Steve Scott as all three men storm down to the ring and climb in facing off against their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me silly Chris, it’s the Television champion Chandler Hopkins!!! What a great move by Prophet to bring in the TV champion to help them out!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Smart move by Prophet. He brings a shit ton of fire to this match, but looking at him he still seems a bit beat up from his match last week against Joey Ryan. His ribs are all bandaged up and that to me is a huge fucking bullseye for the Natural Disasters and Raven Horse to target.
[ Raven Horse and Prophet exchange some nasty words as each team gets into their respective corners. Romero starts things off for his team and he knows just how high the stakes are here. Romero signals that he wants a piece of Steve Scott, but Steve Scott fakes him out as Prophet comes up from behind and grabs Romero around the midsection. Prophet lifts him up and then down into an amateur takedown. Prophet quickly rolls through into a front face lock, grounding the big on the canvas. He grabs him up under the chin and begins to put some extra pressure on him causing Romero to get a bit short of breath and remain uneasy on his feet. Romero drives a forearm into Prophet’s kidney area, but it's not enough for Prophet to break the hold. Romero backs Prophet into the ropes, but Romero can't quite get a break out of that as Prophet spins him around. Prophet then hoists Romero up into a textbook vertical suplex, delivering the first impactful move of the bout. Romero tries to stand back up, but Prophet boots him in the chest and then delivers a picture-perfect elbow drop across the sternum. Prophet then scissors the legs and reaches up tagging in his partner, Steve Scott who springs into the ring from the middle rope and delivers an elbow drop of his own, but from the top rope; across the chest of Romero. Steve then drags Romero up and throws him into the corner. He charges in with a running Splash in the corner. He then snap mares Romero out of the corner and as Romero sits up, Steve Scott delivers an exploding dropkick right to the head. Romero winces in agony, as Hopkins begins clapping for Steve Scott on the apron. Hopkins reaches out for the tag and steps inside the ring going right at Romero, lifting him up and nailing him with a brutal European uppercut. He then grabs him around the waist into a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Although Hopkins is still banged up from his battle with Joey Ryan back on Adrenaline a week ago, he doesn't seem to be showing too many of the after effects tonight.
[ Hopkins drops down into a reverse chin lock on Romero and then scissors his legs around the midsection. Before Romero can even begin to think about escaping, Hopkins has converted his chin lock into a full body scissors, with both his arms and legs wrapped around Romero's midsection. Hopkins puts the squeeze on tight, causing Romero to wheeze and gasp for air. Romero tries to reach out to get the ropes, but there's no escape from Hopkins's grip. Finally, Babba Ali comes in from behind and kicks Hopkins right in the back of his neck breaking the hold. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Romero needed that save. He’s been in this match right from the start and has yet to tag out.
[ Hopkins releases his hold, grabbing the back of his head as Romero quickly locks him in a side headlock. Romero backs Hopkins into the corner and tags in Raven Horse, who steps over the top rope and drives the blunt part of his elbow into the back of Hopkins's neck. Raven Horse then tosses Hopkins into the corner and extends his long legs and chokes Hopkins across the throat with the flat side of his foot. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and finally, the referee calls for the break. Raven Horse backs up but then rushes right back in with a hip attack in the corner on Hopkins. He then drills the Television Champion with another elbow to the back of his neck and a few forearms followed by a hip thrust into the corner by Raven Horse and then he backs up and drives in three straight series of elbows in the corner. Raven Horse then grabs Hopkins by the neck with both hands and tosses him out of the corner like a rag doll. Hopkins is slow to get to his feet, but as soon as he does, he eats a big boot from Raven Horse! Raven Horse then grabs Hopkins up and throws him over his shoulder driving him down into the turnbuckle with a snake eyes right in the corner. Again, Hopkins's neck ricochets off the buckles as he falls to the canvas holding his neck in pain. Raven Horse arrogantly pins him with one foot …1 …and Hopkins kicks out with authority. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Raven Horse knew that he wasn’t going to get the win, so he just rubbed the champs face in shit with that cocky ass pin attempt.
[ Raven Horse slowly bends down and scoops Hopkins up into a high overhead one handed slam. Raven Horse then drops down, putting his huge knee across the throat of Hopkins and choking him. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he goes to break it, but then Babba Ali hops into the ring. The referee turns to force Babba Ali out of the ring and this allows Raven Horse to get even more choke time. Finally, the referee turns back around and starts his count again …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he finally forces Raven Horse to release the choke. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins is in a world of shit right now. He’s got to tag out to one of the fresh men!!!
[ Raven Horse lumbers up to his feet and grabs Hopkins, but as he tries to lift him for another slam, Hopkins quickly goes behind him and pounds him in the back with a few forearms. Raven Horse elbows him in the face and spins him around into a short-arm clothesline! Raven Horse picks Hopkins back up and goes for a second short-arm, but Hopkins ducks underneath and nails a European uppercut! Quick standing switch by Hopkins and he grabs Raven Horse around the waist. Raven Horse hopes that his size will prevent this, but no dice, Hopkins pops the hips and hits a perfectly executed German suplex! Raven Horse hits hard as the crowd cheer Hopkins 's surprise comeback. Hopkins begins crawling over to make the tag, but Raven Horse grabs Hopkins ankle to block the attempt. Raven Horse pulls him to his one leg and Hopkins bounces on his one leg and from out of nowhere he nails Raven Horse with a quick spin kick to the side of his head!!! Hopkins dives across the ring making the tag to Steve Scott as the crowd goes crazy! Steve Scott is in with a dropkick on Raven Horse! Steve Scott rams Raven Horse's head into the top turnbuckle. Steve Scott then spins Raven Horse around and decks him with a pair of rights and then a flying clothesline! Raven Horse hits the mat with a thud as Steve Scott climbs up to the top rope and then leaps off with a flying elbow smash! Scott hooks Raven Horses leg for the pin …1 …2 …and Romero dives in with the save! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big save by the big man Ace Romero!!!
[ Romero rams a forearm into Steve Scott's face and throws him into the turnbuckles. Romero charges in, but Steve Scott moves out of the way and collides with Raven Horse! Hopkins comes in from the far side and climbs to the top rope. Babba Ali starts to come in, but doesn't see Hopkins on the top rope and he’s hit by a moonsault by Hopkins! Steve Scott charges at Raven Horse and Romero and hits them both with a double drop kick!!! Steve Scott bounces of the ropes measuring Raven Horse up for a big move, but Raven Horse catches him in mid-air and spins him around with a huge sidewalk slam!!! Raven Horse stagers to his corner and tags in Romero, who comes in with a quick knee to the head of Steve Scott. Romero with an uppercut that sends Steve Scott reeling into the ropes. Romero goes for another, but Steve Scott ducks under and single leg trips him. Steve Scott swings to nail Romero, But Romero blocks it and comes back with headbutts and rights to the midsection. Romero then rams Steve Scott's head into the ropes, just sort of whiplashing him back. He then goes to grab Steve Scott again, but Steve Scott climbs through his legs and reaches up tagging in Prophet! Prophet bounces off the top rope with a quick flying clothesline on Romero! Prophet drags Romero up to his feet, but Romero pokes him in the eye. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’ll fucking stop any man in his tracks!! If you can’t see, you can’t fight!!!
[ Romero snap mares Prophet over and delivers a short elbow to the previously injured ribs. Romero pulls Prophet up and pie faces him. Prophet blocks a suplex and comes back with one of his own! Prophet grabs Romero up and spins him around, into an abdominal stretch. Reverend Azazel screams instructions from the floor and Romero follows him to the tee as he starts to break free, but Prophet converts his move quickly into a pumphandle suplex! Prophet quickly covers …1 …2 …and Babba Ali is in yet again, this time with a basement dropkick to the back of Prophet’s head!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Babba Ali is fucking itching to get into this match!! He’s got to be the freshest man in this match!!!
[ Babba Ali hauls Romero over to their corner, allowing Romero to tag him in rather easily. Babba Ali then runs and cuts Prophet off before he can get to his feet, with a running punt to the side of the head. Ali picks him up, and drives him back down with a Samoan slam! Babba Ali covers Prophet up …1 …and Prophet kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a fucking punt to Prophet’s head!!! I bet you his ears are ringing now!!!
[ Prophet gets to his feet and blocks a Babba Ali right and returns fire with one of his own followed by another and another! Babba Ali is wobbling on weak legs as Prophet grabs him around the middle nailing him with a gut wrench suplex! Prophet picks him up and goes to put Babba Ali on the top rope. He climbs up with Babba Ali, but Babba Ali headbutts him in the mid-section. Babba Ali then throws him off the top rope and Prophet hits the canvas with an audible thud. Babba Ali then turns and flies off the top rope with a high elevated knee drop, right to the sternum. Babba Ali stands up and starts stomping away at the gut of Prophet. Babba Ali then runs over and forearms Hopkins on the apron! The Television Champion starts to come in, but is held back by the referee! Raven Horse and Romero sneak in and begin putting the boots to Prophet! They are doing a number on him as Hopkins is forced to watch. Finally, as Hopkins is forced out of the ring, the referee turns around and sees all three men working over Prophet. He forces Raven Horse and Romero out of the ring, as Babba Ali drapes Prophet's neck over the middle rope and chokes him there for a bit with his fat thigh. Babba Ali then hits the ropes and comes back, dropping down across the back of Prophet. Prophet is seeing stars as Babba Ali yanks him up to his feet by his hair and body slams him. Babba Ali then sends Prophet into the ropes and catching him with a spinebuster slam. Babba Ali then starts putting the boots to Prophet, with several arrogant stomps. He yanks Prophet up to his feet, but as he goes for a suplex, Prophet flips behind him and chop blocks him to his knees. Prophet hits the ropes and drives Ali to the mat with a Shinning Wizard!!! Prophet sets Ali up and twists his legs into the Prophecy (Scorpion Death Lock)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This could be it!! He’s got his signature submission locked in!!!
[ Hopkins is cheering his tag team partner on as Prophet cranks on Ali’s legs and back, but Babba Ali uses his big frame to twist it around and kick Prophet off of him. Prophet tries to get up but Babba Ali turns and kicks him in the head and starts ramming repeated fists into the face of Prophet. Babba Ali snap mares him over and then delivers a stiff kick to the spine while Prophet is sitting down, which echoes throughout the arena. Babba Ali stomps away on Prophet some more, but as he goes for a big elbow drop, Prophet quickly rolls out of the way! Prophet crawls, hand over hand into his corner and tags in Hopkins! The arena goes bananas as Hopkins charges in at Babba Ali and clotheslines him down. Romero tries to get in, but Hopkins snaps a quick European uppercut right to his face, knocking him off the apron to the floor. He then turns around and decks Raven Horse with a right hand sending him to the floor! Reverend Azazel is going bullshit as he just witnessed two of his men get taken out by cheap shots!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins is fucking pumped!!!
[ Hopkins turns back around and Babba Ali grabs him around the midsection, but Hopkins counters with belly-to-belly suplex and Babba Ali goes flying! Hopkins now grabs Ali’s ankle as he's got an ankle lock in mind, but Babba Ali blocks it with a forearm. Ali grabs Hopkins around the middle trying for a German suplex, but Hopkins blocks that! He spins around and twists Babba Ali down onto the mat locking him in an armbar, but Babba Ali knees him in the face. Babba Ali gets back to his feet and hits the ropes, but Hopkins also hits the ropes and nails him with the Wrangler (Buckshot Lariat)!!! Hopkins covers up Ali …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Romero makes the save at the last second. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – How the fuck did he just pull that move off?! He just pulled the Wrangler right out of his ass to lay Romero out!!!
[ Both men are winded as Hopkins tries to drag Ali to his feet, but Babba Ali just reaches up and headbutts the crap out of Hopkins! Hopkins stumbles, but returns fire with a massive headbutt of his own! They both stagger backwards and into the ropes, where they both come off with tandem clotheslines! Both meet in the middle of the ring hitting each other and come crashing down! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both men are down in the center of the ring!! Which way will this match go?!
[ Both wrestlers stagger back to their feet where Babba Ali hits a thumb to the eye stopping Hopkins in his tracks. Ali jabs Hopkins in the throat with a chop and then takes him by the wrist and drives him to the mat with a short arm clothesline! Babba Ali taps the side of his head smugly as he spots Hopkins beginning to rise, quickly going on the offensive now with a barrage of forearm shots to the side of the head that edge Hopkins back into the ropes. Ali then takes a few steps back and charges at Hopkins looking to clothesline him over the ropes only to have the Television Champion instead use Babba Ali’s own momentum against him, sending him flying out of the ring and down to the floor. Hopkins measures and pulls back the top rope nailing Ali with a wild tope suicida right onto Babba Ali! They both crash to the floor, right into the steel guardrail!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There’s one thing about Hopkins, he’s not afraid to put his fucking body on the line!!!
[ Outside the ring, Reverend Azazel orders Raven Horse and Ace Romero to go after Prophet and Steve Scott, clubbing them with massive blows and rolling them back into the ring and following them in. Raven Horse grabs Steve Scott by the throat, going for a chokeslam but Steve Scott spins around him and hits him with the Kill Shot (diving DDT from the second rope)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where the hell did that come from?! Oh my fucking God!!!
[ On the other side of the ring, Prophet lifts Romero going for the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop), only to have Romero counter into sit down powerbomb!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a counter by the big Italian!!! He just dodged a fucking bullet there my friend!!!
[ On the outside of the ring, Hopkins drags Babba Ali up and slugs him with a hard shot. Hopkins spins Babba Ali around, and nails him with a release German suplex onto the announcers table that explodes under his four hundred and twenty five pound frame!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit there’s nothing left of our table!!! There’s fucking pieces of it everywhere!!!
[ Hopkins climbs through the debris and locks Babba Ali in a Crippler Crossface. Babba Ali starts tapping out, but it's pointless because pins and tap-outs are only counted in the ring. Hopkins is twisting and torquing back on Ali’s head as hard as he can. Back inside the ring, Romero and Steve Scott are going at it now, grappling with one another until they fall over the ropes and to the floor on the far side of the ring. Back in the ring, Raven Horse and Prophet are both still down. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This match has turned into a complete cluster fuck. Hell, I can’t remember who the legal fucking man is right now!!!
[ Babba Ali's head looks like it could pop off his shoulders at any moment, but desperately; Ali grabs up a shard of that broken table and turns around jamming it backwards into the head of Hopkins! It jabs right into his head, causing him to bust wide open as blood soaks his face! He's temporarily blinded by his own blood and he lets go of Babba Ali and stands up trying to wipe the blood from his face and eyes. Never seeing it coming, Babba Ali, out of deviousness and desperation, charges in and slams Hopkins backwards right into the steel guardrail behind him!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Hopkins wasn’t still hurting from the beating that he took last Monday night, he sure the fuck is now!!!
[ Babba Ali drags Hopkins through the wreckage and rolls him into the ring. The crowd roars to their feet as Ali climbs to the top rope and nails him with the Big Bang (Top rope frog splash) a la his own tag team partner Ace Romero’s finisher!!! Babba Ali flips Hopkins lifeless body over and hooks the leg …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an incredible match where both teams laid everything on the line!!! All six men are going to need a few weeks to heal up from the beating they took tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to tell you, Hopkins better stop thinking he’s fucking Superman and start wrestling smarter. Between the beating Joey Ryan gave him and then tonight at the hands of Babba Ali, it just shortened his career by years!!! Anyway, let’s go to the back where our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with the challengers to the World Tag Team championship, the Golden BoyZ!!!
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing side by side with the Golden BoyZ. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, tonight you once again go up against the Guerillas of Destiny for the World Tag Team titles. In your last attempt back at Crossfire, the Guerillas of Destiny defeated the two of with; with a little help from both the Chain Gang and the Lynch Mob…
Jake Anderson – Let’s get something straight Cindy, the Guerillas of Destiny didn’t beat us. The Lynch Mob beat us!!! The Chain Gang beat us!! Hell, the deck was stacked so fucking high against us we never stood a chance!!! But tonight, that all changes. We’ve learned our lesson the hard way!! We’ve gone through the Lynch Mob and beat their asses. We’ve gone through the Chain gang and beat their asses too. But those thugs couldn’t stand the thought of me and my brother fighting for something they weren’t and that’s the World Tag Team titles. G.O.D., you two mother fuckers want a war, you got a God damn war!!!
Cindy Meyers – Ok, relax. Dave, we watched last week on Adrenaline as the Lynch Mob defeated the Chain Gang crowning them the new number one contenders.
Dave Anderson – New number one contenders? It seems DDP and the absent owner of this company are both overlooking the Golden BoyZ once again!! Looking right past our match tonight and on to the next ppv. That’s a huge mistake!!! We both watched as G.O.D. came down to the ring to help the Lynch Mob win. Hell, they are looking past us too. Big fucking mistake boys!!! Tonight, my and my brother shock the whole fucking world when we take those straps from you and leave your asses broken in the ring!!!
[ The Golden BoyZ storm off the set as the show swings back to Chris and Mike at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Strong words by the Golden BoyZ tonight as they got toe to toe against the only team that has beaten them to date. This should be a hell of a match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Don’t forget, the Golden BoyZ have to either pin G.O.D. or make them submit to take the titles from them, but that’s not the same with the Guerillas of Destiny. There’s many ways they can walk out of the ppv tonight and retain their titles and that’s the champion’s advantage.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man you’ve been doing your fucking homework. Good for you buddy. It’s time for our first title match of the night. Let’s go back to the ring for this great Women’s Tag Team title match!!!
Women’s World Tag Team title match
Medusa Complex vs Caged Heat
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the Women’s World Tag Team championship!!! Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 234 lbs., Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie… Medusa Complex!!
[ “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie rocks the arena as the fans cheer on the very popular Medusa Complex. The two women make their way to the ring and climb in, posing on opposite turnbuckles as they soak in their first ppv appearance since joining the Empire. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two ladies had a series of hard-fought matches to get to this point. In the first round, they had to go through two of the Empires best singles wrestlers in Bloody Mary and Havok, and then in the second-round things didn’t get any easier as they defeated the Canadian Ninjas. To say that these two women have earned their spot in the finals is an understatement.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These two women epitomizes speed and power. Together they are the perfect combination if I were to build a tag team intent on winning gold. Tonight, they get their shot; but it won’t be easy. Caged Heat are not flashy and they are not going to wow you with high flying daredevil moves. They are going to pound on you until you can’t take it, and then pound on you some more.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Loca and Delta Lotta Pain… Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. Medusa Complex stay back as Caged Heat storms around the ring eyeing their opponents like they want to kill them. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women are ruthless. They will do just about anything tonight to walk out the Women’s World Tag Team Champions tonight even if it means putting the two women across from them in the hospital.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can’t think of any other two teams that are total opposites of each other in every way imaginable. This match could very well be the match of the ppv that steals the show!!!
[ As the bell sounds, Medusa Complex gets the better of Delta and Loca by attacking them from behind. Charli Evens hammers away on Delta, while Millie McKenzie uses her long legs to dropkick Loca in the back of the head. With a stunned set of vixens before them, Medusa Complex stomps away on them while a frantic referee tries to separate them. Just as he does, Medusa Complex are pulling their dazed opponents up by the wrists and guide them halfway down the ropes. Charli Evens and Millie McKenzie send their opponents into the ropes, but Delta and Loca come back out of nowhere with a double dropkick that sends both members of Medusa Complex flying! Delta turns to the camera shouting into the lens… ]
Delta Lotta Pain – Now that’s fucking relentless!!!
[ However, their celebration is short lived as the referee forces them to a neutral corner and tries to regain control of this contest. Slowly, Millie McKenzie gets back to her feet and Medusa Complex regroup in the opposite corner. Finally, this match continues, with Millie McKenzie and Delta locking horns in the center of the ring. Charli Evens yanks Delta’s hair from the outside and that gives Millie McKenzie the chance to knee Delta in the gut. She then hoists her up and suplexs her over. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evens, who comes in with a springboard elbow. Both members of Medusa Complex put the boots to Delta for a few moments, until the referee forces them out. Charli Evens lifts Delta up and throws her into the corner, where she charges in with a running back elbow to the face. Charli Evens rams the back of Delta’s head into the turnbuckle and then places her up on the top rope. Charli Evens climbs up with Delta and looks to do a huricanrana of some sort from the top rope, but Delta fights back and punches Charli Evens in the gut and then shoves her off the top rope! Charli Evens crashes into the center of the ring and Delta gets to the top and nails her with a frog splash! Delta quickly covers Charli Evens …1 …2 …and Millie McKenzie is in to make the save. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I think that Medusa Complex is fighting a smart match right now even though that pin attempt was against them. They need to continue to isolate Delta and make the quick tags to the fresh man.
[ Millie McKenzie pounds on Delta’s back and Loca has seen enough. She dashes in and grabs Millie McKenzie by her long hair and yanks her to the canvas. Delta and Loca sends Medusa Complex off the ropes. While Charli Evens and Millie McKenzie bounce off the opposite ropes, Delta and Loca explode into motion when Medusa Complex rebound toward them. Keeping things simple, both Delta and Loca dip a shoulder and spears the holy hell out of them!!! Delta showing her strength by lifting and planting the curvy Charli Evens and Loca mistreating Millie McKenzie, seemingly coming close to splitting the her in half. Millie McKenzie folding around the impaling shoulder of Loca before being planted into the mat. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That was the power game that we were talking about. Just look how quickly this match turned to Caged Heats favor.
[ Delta and Loca both grab a handful of hair and lift up their opponents forcing the teammates to face each other, Delta and Loca draws their foes heads back and smacks them together in a nasty meeting of the minds. Millie McKenzie is sent shooting to the canvas while Charli Evens staggers away drunkenly, finally leaning against the ropes to remain upright. The sold-out crowd is going nuts as the referee once again tries to regain control of their fearsome ladies. The referee finally gets things back to a one-on-one situation, with Charli Evens in there against Loca. Loca is all over Charli Evens with kicks and a couple of chops to the back of her neck. She lifts Charli Evens up for an atomic drop, but Charli Evens manages to jam her elbow into the face of Loca and then drives her into the mat with a running bulldog. She quickly rolls it over and squats down into a camel clutch, putting all her weight on the downed Loca. Millie McKenzie runs in, which draws Delta in. The referee pushes Millie McKenzie out of the ring and then starts forcing Delta back, but as the referee is turned facing Delta, Millie McKenzie hops back in and delivers the Wakeup Call (Delta locks in a Camel Clutch and McKenzie hits a Shinning Wizard)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy fuck, they just used the Woke Queens finisher!!! Tell me that wasn’t a fucking message being sent to them!!
[ The referee turns back around and sees nothing. He checks to see if Loca wants to give it up and despite being bent in a pretzel and having had her face smashed in, she refuses to give it up. Loca starts to fight her way out, as Charli Evens tries to keep her bent over. Loca gets up to her knees, but then Charli Evens jumps up and crashes down across the back of Loca. She reaches up and tags in Millie McKenzie who comes in with an elbow drop right to the small of the back. She goes for another, but Loca moves! Loca gets to her feet on spaghetti legs and hammers away at Millie McKenzie but as she goes for a big shot, Millie McKenzie pivots and cocks a European Uppercut that sweeps in under Loca’s chin. The impact snaps Loca’s head back and deposits Loca on her ass, looking up with wide and confused eyes. She gives her head a rattle and butt scoots slowly away from Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie shakes her head and waggles an index finger, then surges forward and delivers a front kick to Loca’s forehead that leaves her splayed. From the sidelines, Delta, in her corner, claps her hands, trying to send some energy to her partner. Loca manages to roll to her chest and push to all fours, crawling toward Delta in her corner. Delta reaches out looking for the tag. But she can manage nothing more before Millie McKenzie is upon her again. Grabbing an ankle, Millie McKenzie drags a stretching Loca, whose fingers are only a few inches from those of her teammate, away from salvation. She hoists her up into a beautiful back suplex. Not satisfied with that, she lifts her up into a butterfly suplex! Millie McKenzie slams Loca down in the center of the ring. She covers her up …1 …2 …and Delta dives in making the save! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Quick thinking by Delta to dive in and make the save!!
[ The referee is quick to force Delta out of the ring, as Millie McKenzie puts the boots to Loca. Loca crawls again to make the tag, but as she leaps to tag, she’s caught by the ankle yet again. Millie McKenzie begins pulling her back and settles in the middle of the ring, turning with her grip in place and drawing back into a crouch over Loca’s shoulders with the leg still in tow. Nearly sitting on the back of Loca’s neck, Millie McKenzie applies her half-crab at distinctly uncomfortable proportions, even to watch. Loca’s right side is nearly in a full circle, her vertebrae distended to the snapping point, Loca howling in pain. The referee checks in and is looking to see if Loca wants to give it up. Delta cheers her on in the corner and Loca somehow claws to the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Loca needed that rope break!! She’s been in there for a while now and I’m not sure how much more of this she can take!!!
[ The referee calls for a clean break and Millie McKenzie gives a break, but it’s hardly clean as she drops down across the leg a few times first. She then lifts Loca up and into what might be a tombstone, but Loca uses those legs, which should be nearly broken at this point and snakes them around the head of Millie McKenzie and head-scissors her down! She rolls over and starts to head towards her corner and she reaches up and tags in Delta! Delta comes in like a house of fire as she smashes a big forearm into the face of Millie McKenzie and then gives a right hand to Charli Evens on the apron knocking her to the floor!! Delta then puts an arm between Millie McKenzie’s legs from behind and launches her off the canvas and across her shoulders, clamping down on either side, an arm around Millie McKenzie’s thighs and another around her neck with the Torture Rack!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Delta is trying to fucking snap McKenzie in two!!!
[ Delta starts to turn in counterclockwise direction with increasing speed. She converts the move into the Gory Bomb Special! With Millie McKenzie stretched out like a helicopter propeller, Delta spins Millie McKenzie into a blur and tosses her off her shoulders, and she plummets to the canvas, slamming to her back on the mat. With Millie McKenzie’s eyes still spinning, Delta picks her up while Loca bounces off the ropes nailing McKenzie with Hard Time (a bear hug, clothesline combination)!!! Charli Evans tries to get back into the ring, but Loca dives through the middle ropes spearing her to the floor as Delta goes for the win with the roll-up …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and new Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat!!!
[ Former Women’s World Champion and former Women’s World Tag Team champion Gail Kim is on hand to raise Cage Heats hand in victory. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caged Heat has become the first Women’s World Tag Team champions since two thousand and three when Bobbi Billard and Gail Kim held the nWo’s Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Gail Kim, one of the greatest women’s wrestler in the history of the Empire is a former three time Women’s World champion and as you noted also held a version of the Women’s World Tag Team titles… what the fuck!!!!
[ Suddenly, from out of nowhere; the Woke Queens hit the ring and attack the Women’s World Tag Team champions from behind taking them down and blasting them with huge lefts and rights!!! ]
[ Cage Heat is left battered in the ring as the Woke Queens walk out with the Women’s World Tag Team championship belts in hand. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Did you just see what I saw? The Woke Queens have resorted to stealing the Women’s Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I guess in their minds one screw job deserves another!!! Payback is a bitch and the Woke Queens are the queen bitches!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – As the Woke Queens make their way out of the arena with the Women’s World Tag Team titles, we now turn our attention backstage where our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with Maria Manic. ]
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Maria Manic. ]
Cindy Meyers – Maria, last week on Adrenaline I can’t imagine that things went as you has planned when Bloody Mary laid you out with the Women’s World title after you took attacked Amber Nova.
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – I tried to make a statement going into the ppv tonight, but it was Bloody Mary standing over both of us at the end of the night.
[ Just then, Bloody Mary walks onto the set smiling at Maria. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – What do you want? Can’t you see that this is my time?
Bloody Mary – Your time? Really? My memory may be a little fuzzy at times, but I remember beating your ass in the first round of the Women’s World title tournament. This match tonight, it should be mine!! You jumped the line bitch!!!
[ Maria smiles at her rolling her eyes. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – You know Mary, it’s cunts like you that think they’re owed something. Yeah, you beat me once, but that was weeks ago and like it or not I earned this title match!!!
[ And she chuckles at Mary again. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – It’s funny things about lines… your ass is in the back!!!
[ Maria storms off the set leaving a pissed off Bloody Mary standing there stewing. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, Bloody Mary believes that she should be in this match tonight and not have to wait until next month to face tonight’s winner. She seems a little bitter about that.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You think. After her match with Havok last week she was the only woman left standing in the ring as Havok, Maria and Amber were all left laying in the ring laid out. Her time will come, but unfortunately; she needs to wait it out.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking about waiting their turn, the Lynch Mob also have to wait their turn as they won their number one Contendership match last week against the Chain Gang, albeit some help from the World Tag Team champions themselves. Tonight, the World Tag Team titles are on the line as the Guerillas of Destiny face off against the Golden BoyZ in a rematch from Crossfire!!! This one should be good!!! Let’s go back to the ring for our second title match of the night!!!
World Tag Team title rematch
G.O.D. © vs The Golden BoyZ
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the World Tag Team titles!!! First, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the current and reigning World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base showing off their World Tag Team titles. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And there they are Chris, the World Tag Team champions!!! They are a very impressive team that enjoy dealing out pain to their opposition!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Pain? Let’s be honest. They enjoy kicking the shit out of people!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring accompanied by Havok; and weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., “The Golden BoyZ”!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers along with Havok strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. Circling the ring, they never take their eyes off of the World Tag Team Champions as they climb into the ring and unmask. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There’s the Golden BoyZ!!! This is their second World Tag Team title match and it may very well be their last for some time. Like we talked about, the Lynch Mob are next in line so if the Golden BoyZ don’t capture the titles from G.O.D., it may be months before they are back in the title picture.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s the thing about our World Tag Team title picture Mike. We’ve got some great tag teams and even the ones that are struggling right now are pretty damn good too.
[ Both teams stand in the middle of the ring as the referee goes over the rules, and the tension is incredible. Finally, the bell sounds and Tama starts things off with Dave. They lock up, but Tama quickly does a go behind into a hammerlock on Dave. He has the hold locked in tight on Dave, but Dave is finally able to reach through his legs and pull the leg out from underneath Tama. As Tama stands up, Dave slams a fist into his jaw and then pulls him into a twisting gut wrench suplex! Dave quickly scissors the leg and tags in Jake who climbs up to the middle rope and then dives off with a stomp to the back of Tama, while he’s still scissored up by Dave. The Golden BoyZ then pull Tama up into a double team vertical suplex, dropping him rather unpleasantly to the canvas. Tanga tries to reach in and help Tama, but the referee keeps him back. That allows Jake to hit a jumping back elbow on him. Havok reaches in under the bottom rope and begins choking Tama. The referee doesn’t see it as he’s too preoccupied with Tanga. Finally, he turns around, but by this time Jake has pulled Tama up into a bridging snap suplex for the win …1 …2 …and Tama kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – With the help of Havok at ringside, the Golden BoyZ drew first blood!! This is going to be a fucking great match!!!
[ Jake stays right on top of him with another couple of hard shots and then lifts Tama up and backs him into the corner. Jake jams a few shots into Tama’s rib cage, but Tama fights back and jacks his jaw with a roundhouse. Tama spins out of the corner connecting with a discus clothesline! Tama lifts Jake up and takes him from corner to post, with a long ride head smash into the turnbuckles. He goes for another big ram into the turnbuckles, but Jake rakes his eyes and then kicks him in the gut followed by a spike DDT!!! Jake rolls on top of Tama for the pin as the referee counts …1 …2 … 2 ½ …and Tama just barely escapes as he kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Golden BoyZ have kept Tama isolated for most of the match thus far. He desperately needs to get Tanga into this match!!!
[ Tanga tries to get in, but Havok comes around the ring and grabs his foot. Tanga turns and takes kick at Havok, and misses as she darts away. The crowd pops as the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova storms down to the ring pissed off and she starts going blow to blow with Havok!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I can’t believe that she’s down here!!! She’s got a huge title match later tonight!!
[ Dave makes a blind tag and comes in to help Jake with a double team slam. Dave lifts Tama up and runs him into the turnbuckle with a big shot to the ribs. He backs up and jams his shoulder into the gut. He then hoists Tama up to the top rope and climbs up with him, hooking his head into a massive top rope superplex! Dave rolls Tama up for the win …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tanga is able to get in this time and break it up just as the referee’s hand is about to hit the mat!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Things aren’t looking good for the World Tag Team champions right now. Tama has gotten his ass beat and he really needs to tag the fuck out!!!
[ Dave trades shots with Tanga, but Tanga hits a big hip block to the midsection and then sledges him in the back. Tanga whips him off into the ropes, looking for the Big Boot, but Dave puts on the brakes in time. The referee forces Tanga out of the ring, as Tama staggers back to his feet, only to be met by a clothesline by Dave. In the corner, Tanga tries to will Tama to his feet. Tama stumbles upright on wobbly legs, but Dave is on top of him with lefts and rights. Dave spins him around, but Tama counters into a backslide pin attempt …1 …2 …and Dave bridges up out of it. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a move by Tama!!! He now needs to get to his corner and get the fresh man in!!!
[ Tama grabs his head as he tries to stand up and flips Dave around with a huge spinning neck-breaker! Tama spins Dave around, dishing out another clothesline and then takes a shot at Jake in the corner. Tama scoots to the middle rope and hits a leaping clothesline on Dave! Tama finally reaches up and tags in Tanga! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is the shot of energy that the World champs needs!!!
[ Tanga comes in and starts hitting Dave with several big forearm shots. Dave fights back with a forearm of his own, but Tanga stops his momentum with a knee to the gut and then a big hip toss! He picks Dave up and lifts him overhead, nailing him with a snake-eyes in the corner! Tanga grabs Dave by the throat, thinking that perhaps he can get a chokeslam, but out of nowhere Dave counters, pulling Tanga in close and then flipping him over with a sideways belly-to-belly suplex! Dave now lifts one of Tanga’s legs up and jams it back down. Tanga starts to get to his feet, but Dave pulls him into a front face lock and rains down brutal forearm shivers. He then lifts the big man up into a gourd buster! Dave grabs the ankle twisting and turning it into an ankle lock!!! Dave’s got it cinched in deep and Tanga is in trouble as the referee sees if he wants to tap out!!! Finally, Tama hops in to break it up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Golden BoyZ are wrestling the perfect match!! You can tell these boys did their homework!!!
[ Tama drags Dave off his partner and nails him with a spike DDT dropping him square on his head!!! Jake tries to come in and break it up, but the referee stops him. Tama now splits the legs of Dave and illegally stomps down in a low blow to his nuts! Tama gets out of the ring as Tanga scoops Dave up and body slams him down on the mat before standing on Dave’s throat!!! Dave thrashes out in pain as the referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and the referee turns around and forces Tanga to break the choke hold!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And just like that the match has swung back in the favor of the Tag Team champs!!
[ Tanga scoops Dave back up and flings him halfway across the ring. Tanga tags back out to Tama, who rushes in catching Dave with a running back elbow. Tama quickly hooks Dave’s leg going for the win …1 …2 …and Jake dives in to break it up! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champions came so damn close to ending this match!!! They wanted a fight, the Golden BoyZ brought it tonight!!!
[ Tama lifts Dave up and brings him down right onto his knee with a spinning backbreaker. He then lifts him up for another backbreaker, but Dave somehow flips around him and then rolls him up for a school boy …1 …2 …and Tanga dives in to break that up! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me, the Golden BoyZ almost stole the match right there!!!
[ Tanga takes a swing at Dave, but Dave rolls through Tanga’s legs to avoids the shot making the hot tag in to Jake! Jake springs to the top rope and then leaps off with a flying crossbody onto both Tanga and Tama! Both members of the Guerillas of Destiny go down in a car crash! Tanga and Tama staggers back to their feet as Jake unloads with a pair of dropkicks on each man. Both men are slow to their feet, but as they stand up, Jake is on top of them. He hammers Tanga into the turnbuckles and then charges in with a big splash! Jake backs up and grabs Tama flinging him into the opposite corner, charging in hitting Tama with a splash too! He then runs back, trying to do another splash on Tanga again, but Tanga catches him in his arms, spins and drives him into the mat with a massive spinebuster slam!!! Tama climbs to the top rope and drops a huge elbow across Jake’s throat and then hooks the leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Dave dives in with the save!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Both teams are throwing everything they got at each other!!! Each team is just one big move away from winning this damn thing!!!
[ The referee forces Tanga out of the ring as Tama waits for Jake to stand up. Tama grabs Jake, but Jake spins around and drop kicks him in the knee taking his leg out from under him. Jake grabs Tama’s arms and drills him with a rolling DDT before hooking his leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova puts Tama’s foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Quick thinking by the Women’s World Champion to save Tama from being pinned!!!
[ Jake can’t believe it as he pounds his fists on the mat thinking that he had the win. Jake lifts Tama back up into the air and goes for a suplex, but Tama counters nailing Jake with a spinning neck breaker!!! But both men go down in a heap as they are exhausted and worn out after this wild melee. Tama starts to stir and rolls over onto Jake with just one arm earning him a weak pin attempt …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Jake is able to kick out at the last split second. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Both teams are fucking exhausted right now as we can see that the kickouts are taking even longer to break up the pin attempts!!! Who’s going to win this is anyone’s fucking guess!!
[ Tama drags Jake up, but Jake fights free and reaches out to tag in Dave, but as he does; Tama runs and slams into him causing Jake to butt heads with Dave and Jack goes crashing off the apron crashing right into Havok!!! Tama nails Dave with a second neck breaker. Tama then pulls Dave over into his corner and stretches his leg out before dropping an elbow into the inner thigh. He starts pulling back on the hamstring muscles, trying to weaken the legs of Dave. Dave tries to grab the rope, but Amber Nova pulls the ropes back so that he can’t get to it. Dave just about has the rope when Tanga baseball slides his foot in and kicks Dave in the face! Dave is lifted into the air by Tama and spun around into a tilt-a-whirl face breaker. Tama distracts the referee, as Tanga sneaks into the ring and elbows Dave into the corner. He starts unloading in the corner with massive elbow shots!!! Tanga places his boot up under the chin of Dave and chokes him out. The referee finally sees it starts his count …1 …2 …3 …4 …and forces Tanga to break the choke and get out of the ring. Tama spins Dave around and unloads on him in the corner with shot after shot. Tama lifts Dave up as Tanga flies off the top rope with the Kill Shot (The Dudley Death Drop)!!! The crowd boos as Amber Nova keeps Jake from getting into the ring. Tama drops down to cover Dave as the referee count …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Guerillas of Destiny were in a hell of a fight tonight, but at the end of the day they walk out the World Tag Team champions and the Golden BoyZ head back to the drawing board suffering their second loss.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Golden BoyZ brought the fight right at G.O.D. tonight, but again G.O.D. was the better of the two teams. The Golden BoyZ might feel like shit now, but they have a shit ton to feel good about moving on here in the Empire. Hey, what’s this…
[ The crowd pops as the Lynch Mob walks out on stage. ]
[ The Lynch mob just stares down at G.O.D. motioning to them that they are coming for those World Tag Team titles. The show cuts away to the back where we see General Manager DDP marching through the backstage area followed by a camera crew. ]
[ DDP stops outside the Natural Disasters dressing room door and pounds on it. Nobody answer fast enough for him, so he pounds on the door again. Finally, Reverend Azazel opens the door with an evil smile. ]
Reverend Azazel – General Manager, how can I help you.
General Manager DDP – Cut the shit. I know what you and your goon squad did to Marc.
[ Azazel has a shocked look on his face. ]
Reverend Azazel – I really have no idea…
General Manager DDP – Marc’s awake and he told me that Ali and Romero attacked him last night outside his hotel. That it was a hit to take him out of the match!!!
Reverend Azazel – Now why on Earth would we do that? My men are the two biggest men in the Empire today. Why would we target poor Marc Fulton over say… Prophet, who is much more of a threat, don’t you think?
General Manager DDP – You’re playing a very dangerous game with me. If I find proof that either one of your boys had anything to do with this, I’ll suspend them both and I’ll revoke your manager’s license. Do you understand me?
[ Azazel smiles at DDP. ]
Reverend Azazel – Perfectly.
[ DDP storms off as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I don’t think that anyone that watches the W.W.E. each and every week on tv didn’t think that the Natural Disasters had a hand in this. They are and, in my mind, the obvious culprits.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I don’t know Mike. Azazel had a pretty good point. If I was going to target anyone, why not go after the toughest guy on the team. That would have made more sense to me.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Moving on to our next title match of the night, we have Tito Escobar defending his United States Heavyweight title against Kahagas in our first ever Steel Chain match. This one is going to be one for the ages. Let’s go back to the ring for some more great wrestling action!!!
A Steel Chain match for the WWE United States title
Tito Escobar © vs Kahagas
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a Steel Chain match for the United States Heavyweight championship!! Making his way to the ring accompanied by Los Vipers, weighing in at 198 lbs., he is the current and reigning United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. The United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar struts out all cocky with his Mexican Heavyweight championship around his waist followed by Los Vipers to the booing of the sold-out crowd. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes with a cocky ass smile on his face. Los Vipers follow him in and mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is a hell of a faction Chris. The combination of Tito Escobar and Los Vipers have united to make up the Cartel!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If you’re keeping track at home, that makes three stables now in the Empire. The Cartel being one. Reverend Azazel’s group of misfit toys being the other and of course, the team with all the gold aptly called the Gold Standard led by our very own World Heavyweight champion Alexander Stone.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Demon” makes his way down to the ring and rolls in never taking his eyes off of the Mexican Heavyweight Champion nor his lackies Los Vipers who pace around the ring looking like hungry wolves stalking their prey!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas earned this title shot two weeks ago when he faced Caristico and beat him via disqualification when Los Vipers came down to the ring and attacked them. Things went from bad to worse when Caristico and Kahagas teamed up to face Los Vipers and ended up losing that match too. It’s been a rocky road for these two men this past month.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s going to be tough enough that he has to wrestle Tito Escobar in this chain match, but he will need eyes in the back of his head when it comes to Los Vipers as well.
[ After the referee fastens the chain to their respective wrists, he calls for the bell. Immediately Kahagas charges at Escobar, looking to land the first blow, but Escobar rolls out of the ring and runs around one of the posts, making it so that when Kahagas rolls outside to meet him, the chain prevents him from going any further and Kahagas can’t get at Escobar. Like a fly caught in a spiderweb, he tries to get out, but Escobar comes flying at him with a huge leaping forearm right into the head of Kahagas. Kahagas smashes back first into the ring apron. Escobar wrapped Kahagas’s end of the chain around that steel ring post, but he gave himself enough room to move around. He starts hammering away on Kahagas, with several stiff shots. Escobar then lifts up the steel chain and smashes it into the head of Kahagas. Escobar goes for another shot, but Kahagas kicks him in the gut. Kahagas tries to grab Escobar, but Escobar rolls just far enough away that Kahagas can’t reach him. Once again, the chain is cutting Kahagas off and he can’t go any further. Escobar starts laughing and taunting Kahagas, just out of reach. Escobar continues to taunt Kahagas, but comes just a hint too close to Kahagas and Kahagas grabs him by the top of the head. He’s got just the scruff of Escobar’s head and he pulls Escobar closer and decks him right in the face with a big shot. Kahagas pulls Escobar down to his knees and wraps the steel chain around his neck, choking Escobar for all he’s worth. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This isn’t going to be your typical match folks!!! These two guys are going to make each other bleed and I mean fucking bleed a lot!!
[ Escobar tries to get free, but soon his eyes are bulging and he’s being choked nearly to death by Kahagas. Kahagas chokes the ever-loving hell out of Escobar with the steel chain. The referee is just there to watch on. This match has to be won inside the ring. He waves his hands, knowing he is powerless to stop this. Kahagas continues to twist the chain around Escobar’s neck. Kahagas pauses for just a moment, to rain down a half dozen or so punches to the top of Escobar’s head. Vicious, full contact, closed fists. Each one bouncing off the forehead and by proxy, the skull of Escobar. Kahagas stops hitting his head and continues to strangle him with the steel chain. Escobar as his consciousness fades, realizes that he has to do something. He reaches up and punches Kahagas right in the bread basket. Kahagas doesn’t even flinch and instead continues to twist that steel chain tighter around Escobar’s neck. Welts are raising on the neck of Escobar as he gasps for breath. Finally, in desperation, he launches another punch, this time a bit further south. Escobar drills Kahagas with a blatant, but perfectly legal in this environment, low blow. Surprisingly, Kahagas doesn’t seem to be affected. At least not at first. Every synapse in his brain too busy focusing on choking Escobar to death, but finally, the body’s motor functions catch up to the brain and Kahagas collapses, holding himself. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – In a normal match that low blow by Escobar would have gotten him disqualified, but in a match like this; that’s perfectly legal. Anything, and I mean fucking anything; goes out there!! These guys are going to do everything short of kill each other. That’s pretty much all the referee is out there to watch for. That nobody gets fucking killed.
[ The crowd lets loose a wave of boos as it almost seems like they’re going to riot. Despite the fact that Kahagas has been choking Escobar nearly lifeless with the steel chain, now they’re upset at the devious tactics of Escobar. Escobar takes some deep breaths, desperate to get some much-needed oxygen back into his lungs and through his bloodstream. He coughs and hacks for a moment, unwrapping the chain from around his throat. He slowly gets up to his feet and grabs a ten-foot piece of the steel chain, whipping it down across the back of Kahagas. Each blow causing a louder and louder negative reaction from the crowd. Each lash drawing significant boos and shouts. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My God he’s being lashed with that steel chain!!! Those huge links leaving massive welts on Kahagas’s back!!
[ Escobar then loops the steel chain around Kahagas neck and stands on his back, raising it forward, choking Kahagas in reciprocation. Escobar chokes Kahagas, but it’s not quite as intense as Kahagas had choked him before. Kahagas jerks and spasms and soon the life gone out of his legs as he lays flat and Escobar doesn’t seem to care. Escobar drops Kahagas head unceremoniously, dropping the chain as well. Kahagas’s face smashes into the concrete floor. Escobar now grabs the legs of Kahagas and twists them around in the chain, almost hogtying him. Unfortunately, it shortens the amount of chain that Escobar has to walk with, so he just jumps up into the air and then down across the back with a knee drop. Kahagas is clearly not unconscious or he’s jerked back to life from the impact, as he lets out a loud grunt of agony and soon a second squeal of pain as Escobar drives his knee into the back a second time. Escobar now untangles his legs and slowly works the chain and himself around the steel ring-post, freeing Kahagas from the trap he sprung at the opening moments of the match. Of course, it’s not much consolation to Kahagas, because he’s down face first on the outside. Kahagas places his hands on the concrete floor and tries to stand up, but Escobar runs at him and kicks him as if he were a soccer ball right in the ribs. Another big stomp comes down around the kidneys and soon Escobar has the large steel chain up in his hands again and brings it down like a sadistic metal whip across the spinal cord of Kahagas. The crowd jeers in disgust, but now Escobar is feeding off the hatred and seems to enjoy their visceral reaction to his violence. he lashes out again with the steel chain, causing Kahagas to writhe in agony yet again. Escobar lashes out one final time, before hauling Kahagas up and wrapping the steel chain around his head. He then uses the steel chain to help him lift Kahagas up and suplex him over onto the concrete floor! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This match has clearly turned into the champions favor Mike. Kahagas has had the life sucked right out of him.
[ The steel chain snapping tighter around Kahagas neck, adding extra aggravation to the already injured area. Escobar crawls on top of him and just starts plastering him with heavy lefts and rights. huge chop to the chest from Escobar. Kahagas tries to fight back, jabbing a forearm into the ribs and he pulls Escobar’s head in close and starts biting him across the forehead, but Escobar jams a thumb into Kahagas eye and stops that brief return to form. Escobar kicks Kahagas in the stomach and then hoists him up. Another big chop to the chest and then he whips Kahagas against the steel guardrail, before delivering a knee to the midsection. Escobar picks Kahagas up and lands snake eyes on the steel barrier, before clotheslining him down. Kahagas head is now busted wide open. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here comes the blood as Kahagas has been busted wide open!!!
[ Escobar quickly wraps the steel chain around his fist and bashes it into the top of Kahagas head a few times, causing the steel links to become colored red with blood. Escobar smiles, as blood spurts all over his fist and chest. He turns and looks into the crowd and taunts them, his body covered in the crimson visage of their hero. Escobar lifts Kahagas up, but Kahagas is able to fight back some, ramming Escobar backwards into the steel railing. The two men collapsing in a heap on the entrance ramp. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both men are exhausted and it has to be worse for Kahagas with the loss of blood right now.
[ Both men begin exchanging blows and as Steen tries to stand up, Kahagas wraps the steel chain around his ankle, tripping him up and causing him to fall back down onto the metal rampway. The crowd cheers as Kahagas wraps the steel chain around the ankle of Escobar and twists it around as if he’s going to put on some sort of ankle lock with the chain. Escobar is able to kick backwards and knock him away. Escobar gets to his feet and grabs Kahagas and the two fight down the aisle. Kahagas breaking free of Escobar’s grasp and whips him into the steel guardrail. Kahagas picks up the steel chain and smashes it right into the head of Escobar! Kahagas quickly unleashes a series of European Uppercuts rocking Escobar’s head backwards and almost over the guardrail. Kahagas grabs a fan’s steel chair and cracks it across the back of Escobar! Escobar falls down on the ramp in a heap. The force so hard that Kahagas end of the chain is pulled down and he nearly loses his balance. Kahagas pulls Escobar up for a reverse full nelson suplex on the steel metal ramp that connects with utter brutality! The back of Escobar’s head is now bleeding. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now it’s Escobar who’s busted wide open!!
[ Kahagas is hurting from that move as well, but climbs to his feet and drags Escobar up with him. He throws him forward and through the entrance curtains into the backstage area. Kahagas rams Escobar into one of the backstage area walls. He grabs up a box from a catering table and smashes it into Escobar’s head. Backstage in the hallway, the two men start exchanging blows again. They crash through some staging area boxes and continue to brawl all over the place. Escobar tries to retreat, limping away as fast as he can, but now it’s him who’s caught by the steel chain as Kahagas yanks on his end and pulls Escobar into a chain assisted short-arm clothesline. Kahagas slams Escobar into one of the cement walls, before nailing him with a full trashcan! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We told you that this fight was going to take us all over the arena and that anything goes!!
[ Kahagas picks up the steel chain and he whips it down across Escobar’s back, with turnabout being fair play! Kahagas wraps a bit of the steel chain around his arm and measures him up for a clothesline. Escobar is slow to get to his feet and as Kahagas charges at him, Escobar avoids the clothesline and catches Kahagas with a thrust kick that sends him crashing through the exit door and into the parking garage! Escobar slowly begins wrapping up the steel chain as he follows Kahagas into the parking area. He has almost all twenty feet of the chain wrapped up and just lifts it up and throws it down on top of Kahagas! He then starts looking around for something else. He can’t seem to find anything but an orange pylon. He picks it up and throws it at Kahagas, as Kahagas starts to stand up, he gets hit with it with blood pouring off of Kahagas head. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Escobar is using anything he can get his hands on to beat the ever-loving shit out of Kahagas!!!
[ Escobar approaches Kahagas but is caught by surprise as Kahagas sends a forearm to his midsection. Kahagas grabs his head and rams it into a catering van! Blood goes splattering across the white van’s side door, but it’s not clear just who’s blood is on the van. Kahagas follows with a knee into Escobar’s gut. Escobar doubles over allowing Kahagas throw him onto a limousine parked in the back. Kahagas climbs on top of him, punching him repeatedly in the face. He grabs the steel chain, tightening out a piece and choking it across the throat of Escobar yet again. Escobar’s throat is bright red. Escobar reaches up raking the eyes and flipping Kahagas over him with both men on top of the limo. Escobar picks him up, signaling for a suplex. As soon as he goes to lift him up, Kahagas wraps his leg around Escobar’s with both men jockeying for position for a moment but Kahagas overpowers Escobar and lifts him up into a fisherman suplex onto the limo! Kahagas grabs the steel chain and wraps it around the throat of Escobar yet again but this time instead of choking him with it, he’s simply using it to drag Escobar off the limo and out of the parking lot area. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to believe that Kahagas is going to try and get Escobar back in the ring so that he can end this!!
[ Kahagas continues dragging Escobar back into the arena, through the backstage area and some cheering production assistants. Down the entrance ramp they come, with Escobar being dragged behind. He occasionally gets up to his hands and knees and is hobbled through like a dog on a leash, but Kahagas yanks him forward and goes back to dragging him. Escobar is yanked up the rampway and soon Kahagas is on the apron. He begins pulling Escobar up, using the chain. But Escobar finally unravels. He’s dizzied from his unceremonious walk down the ramp and Kahagas jumps off the apron with a handful of the steel chain in his hand with a chained fist shot to the head! That shot cuts Escobar’s head wide open. Now he’s got a big gash right on the front of his head paring with the one on the back of his head and Escobar goes down in a bloody heap. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That fucking steel chain shot off the ring apron busted Escobar wide open!!! That gash is going to require stiches to close up!!!
[ Slowly but surely, Kahagas hauls a nearly limp Escobar up and throws him into the ring. Kahagas stomps up the steel steps and is careful not to get the chain tangled in the ropes, before climbing inside. Kahagas picks Escobar up and places his head between his legs, then wraps the steel chain around his head followed up with a pedigree on the steel chain! A sickening amount of blood continues to pour out of Escobar’s head with a small flap of forehead skin rolling down. He’s going to need countless stitches. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me that’s so fucking gross!!!
[ Kahagas looks out into the crowd as they are swarming like jackals ready to see Kahagas put the end to Escobar. Kahagas raises up the steel chain once more, to a huge ovation and smashes it down into Escobar’s head. He raises it up yet again and drives another sickening steel chain shot right to the head! Kahagas hoists Escobar up and drags him around by the steel chain, once again around his nearly withered neck. Kahagas slaps the first turnbuckle and there’s no resistance from Escobar. He drags Escobar around into the second corner and slaps that second buckle. He grabs Escobar up and goes to slap the third, and he touches it; but as he does, Escobar loops a bit of the steel chain around the steel ring post. As Kahagas starts marching him towards the fourth buckle, he gets within a couple feet and he can’t touch it. The chain is preventing him from touching it. Escobar has once again used the chain to prevent Kahagas from moving any further. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Great ring awareness by the champion knowing exactly where he was and how many posts that Kahagas need to touch!!
[ Kahagas drops Escobar to the mat and starts kicking him as he reaches out, trying to get to that last turnbuckle. He’s getting closer, almost as if he’s stretching the links of those chains. Escobar can see that Kahagas is about to touch it, so he grabs the steel chain and he twists it around his neck. Tightening that chain around his own neck, just to remove some of the linkage and pull Kahagas further away from the last turnbuckle. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Escobar is fucking insane. He’s resorted to choking himself out just to deny Kahagas the victory.
[ Kahagas has seen enough, he turns and goes to kick Escobar’s bloody, mutilated head, but as he comes at Escobar, Escobar wraps the steel chain around his foot to block it and he’s tangled Kahagas up in the steel chain. Escobar follows with a headbutt to the gut with both men collapsing in the center of the ring. Escobar is gasping for breath as he works the chain out from around part of his neck, but he can’t fully get it undone. He goes over the turnbuckles and undoes the chain from the corner post. Escobar starts hoisting Kahagas up and goes over and touches the first buckle. He touches it, but as he does, so does Kahagas. They both race to the second buckle, with Kahagas slapping it first, but Escobar hitting it right after. They are both crawling now to the third buckle. Kahagas and Escobar seem to touch it almost simultaneously. The chain wrapped around parts of Escobar’s face and neck and around the leg of Kahagas. Kahagas is vertical, but Escobar goes through his legs and starts crawling to that fourth and final turnbuckle. Kahagas turns around and seeing that Escobar is closer to the turnbuckle, he drops down, yanking on the chain that’s choking Escobar. He’s choking the life out of Escobar yet again, but Escobar continues to pull himself towards the turnbuckle. Using sheer will and nearly breaking his own neck in the process, the bloody Escobar works his way forward and choking himself in the process drags Kahagas behind him! He’s dragging Kahagas and reaches up and touches that last turnbuckle, just as he passes out from lack of oxygen! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Love it or hate it, Tito Escobar has won this brutal war of a match and has retained his United States Heavyweight title!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a fucking fight we just witnessed where we just saw both men leave everything in and out of the ring!!! Both men are going to need to be taken to the hospital!!!
[ Kahagas kneels in the center of the ring in disbelief that he just lost the brutal match when from outside the ring, Los Vipers finally make their presence felt as they stomp him down unable to defend himself. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Like a pack of wild dogs, Los Vipers are picking at the bones of Kahagas!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Los Vipers are making sure that Kahagas doesn’t get any ideas in his head to ask for a rematch!!! They are not just trying to hurt him; they are trying to finish him!!!
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico rushes down to the ring and dives under the bottom rope!! ]
[ Tito orders Los Vipers out of the ring as Caristico kneels next to Kahagas making sure he’s ok. Kahagas looks up at Caristico and shoves him aside not wanting or thinking that he needs his help as he rolls out of the ring and heading back up the rampway. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Maybe Kahagas should be a little thankful for what Caristico just did for his ass. He was getting his ass kicked by Los Vipers and if it wasn’t for Caristico who knows how far they would have taken that beatdown.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Screw it. Next time let his dumb ass get beat down then. It was three on one for fucks sake.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We said friend, well said. I’m getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by backstage with the General Manager of the Empire DDP. ]
[ The show swings backstage as we see Cindy Meyers with General Manager DDP. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, we were told that you have an important announcement for us tonight. The floor is yours.
General Manager DDP – Thanks Cindy. Yes, I do have a very big announcement and it is in regards to the Women’s division here in the Empire. As you have all seen, week after week; the women of the Empire have given us one hundred and ten percent each and every week. Therefore, the owner of the Empire along with myself; have officially created a brand-new title for the women of the Empire to compete for. It will be the Women’s National title!!!
[ As DDP shows off the brand new Women’s title belt to the ppv audience, the show swings back to Chris and Mike ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s a beautiful belt and I for one want to say congratulations to all the women in the company and I can’t wait to see who we will crown as the first ever Women’s National Champion!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The question I have is how are we going to crown that new champion? Are we going to have another tournament? Are we going by rankings? A battle royal maybe? The possibilities are endless, right?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have no clue how they are going to determine that, but I’m sure it’s going to be amazing to watch. It’s time to go back to the ring and our next big title match as the Women’s World title is on the line!!!
Women’s World title match
Amber Nova © vs Maria Manic
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the Women’s World championship!!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the current and reigning Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There she is. The Women’s World Champion is here. All bow down to the best female wrestler in the game today!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bow down? Are you feeling ok? This roster is stacked with great women wrestlers. I think Maria Manic might have something to say about that.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, making her way to the ring weighing in at 161 lbs., “The Maneater” Maria Manic!
[ A mix of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring never taking her hate filled eyes off of the Women’s Champion. Maria comes right at her and Amber steps through the ropes yelling at the referee to get her the hell back!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here’s the current number one contender to the Women’s title!!! She’s taller and weighs sixty pounds more than the Women’s champion and she’s going to give Amber all that she can handle. This is going to be a hell of a match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Wait a fucking minute. Didn’t you just say Amber was the best in the game today? You flip flop so much it drives me nuts.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They can’t hit a moving target. You know what I mean?
[ The referee calls for the bell and the Women’s champion mockingly grins at Maria saying… ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You aint shit, bitch. Just some trailer park whore that can’t stand living in my shadow!!
[ Maria explodes at Amber, diving for her legs and quickly taking her off of them with a double leg takedown. Maria is on top and quick, delivering a pair of chops to the neck and then Maria applies an inverted face lock to a seated Nova and places her far leg between the Women's Champion's legs and pushes her near leg's knee against Nova's back. The Women's Champion is trapped, trying to escape but she's tangled up good. Maria then pulls Nova's head backwards with her arms and Nova's far leg outwards with her leg. It's a deep twisted variation on a stretch plum hold and she's got it applied beautifully. Maria knowing just how to contort the body in painful positions. Nova's tanned body is mangled around the harder curves of Maria as she shrieks in complete pain as Maria pulls back with all her might. Nova tries to escape, but she's not getting anywhere. Maria cranks back with all her might, trying to break Nova in half. Maria clamps down as hard as she can, trying to stretch Nova apart at the seams. Nova reaches back and rakes Maria across her neck drawing blood!! Nova gets back to her feet, trying to rub some feeling back into her various parts. Maria holds her neck for a moment, wiping a bit of blood off of it. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – One can say that Amber drew first blood, no pun intended.
[ Maria again takes to the offensive, rushing toward Amber. She takes the low road rather than the high, sliding through the champions grasp and between the legs of the poised Champion. Hopping to her feet when through the wickets, Maria catches a turning Nova flush with a right cross to the cheek, then another, and another! Nova is staggering from the shots. But one heavy-handed spin kick to Maria's chops halts the momentum. Nova dishes out another of her educated feet causing Maria to go spinning away one hundred and eighty degrees, her brunette locks exploding in the air on impact as she's rocked. Nova grabs Maria from behind, pulls her close, and launches her overhead with a belly-to-back suplex. Nova drags Maria up by her hair and throws her into the turnbuckles where she splays her legs a bit and then kicks her in the prone midsection. She goes for another kick, but Maria catches her leg into a rolling leg hook cradle …1 …2 …and Nova flips herself over and escapes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champion got a little full of herself right there and it nearly cost her.
[ Although the Champion is up first, it's Maria who is on the attack. Maria jumps on Nova's back, her hands cupping Nova's chin and pulling back, both knees lodging into her back, just below her shoulder blades. Maria pulls both women back to the mat, Nova's body jerked violently by the impact of the backstabber, her back skewered by Maria's knees, her neck whiplashed forcefully back then forward. As Nova flops to her side, stunned by the maneuver, her dark eyes blinking wide, Maria jumps to her feet and pumps her fist to the crowd and then returns to a slowly rising Nova. Before the champion can get to her feet, Maria races in front of her, collects either side of Nova's neck, and twists her to the mat with a fierce spinning neck breaker. Moving in a blur, Maria's up again and hits a front flip knee drop that finds the champions temple. Nova spasming off the canvas then falling flat as Maria hooks the leg …1 …2 …and Nova somehow manages to kickout. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a beautiful combination of moves to set up that pin attempt by Maria. She was so close to be walking out the new Women’s World champion!!
[ Maria is quickly scaling the top rope, measuring Nova as she stands up there. As soon as the Women's Champion is vertical, Maria launches herself off the top rope with a missile drop kick, but Nova just barely steps out of the way and Maria crashes head and back first onto the mat. In one fluid motion, Nova grabs her by the feet and flips her upward, catapulting the challenger into the turnbuckles! Nova rolls a dazed Maria to her back with a shove of black boot leather and she slides through the nearby ropes. Grabbing the top cable, she leans back then flies forward, using the ropes to slingshot her in a somersault with her leg landing squarely across Maria's throat! Maria instantly flopping and gagging, grasping at her throat. Nova grabs a handful of Maria's dark hair and brings Maria's eyes to hers. With a deep stare, she screams in her face… ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – I’m the Women’s World Champion and there aint a damn thing you or anybody else can do about it!!!
[ Amber kicks one leg out from under Maria, dropping her to her knees. Nova then starts pelting her with repeated knees to the face, one right after the other until she busts Maria's lip wide open. Nova’s beautiful but violent streak coming to fruition here as she continues to knee Maria into the face as blood sprays out staining the mat. Maria looks finished, as she slumps to the canvas. As she gets to her feet, Nova shoots a spin kick into her gut that causes her to smash into the turnbuckles. Nova races across the mat at breakneck speed, closing quickly on her limp and vulnerable foe. A few feet out, she launches into an avalanche splash that finds nothing but turnbuckles, as Maria slides out of harm's way at the last possible moment! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stay on her Maria, stay on her!!!
[ The Champion's chest crunches against the top buckle, her head snapping as it is forced to a stop a moment after the rest of her body. The champion recoils out of the corner, stumbling and bumbling, shellshocked. Amber turns back to the middle and is hit with a perfect dropkick from Maria! Maria stares down at the semiconscious champion and heads for the top rope. Maria leaps off, but Nova catches Maria on her shoulders; repositions her and drives her into the canvas with the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT)!!! Nova slips around her for a pin as the referee slides into position to count …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still Women’s World Champion Amber Nova!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This was not Maria’s night as Amber Nova in my opinion took her out pretty easily. I don’t know if it was because of what happened last week when Bloody Mary attacked her or if Amber got in her head, but Maria just didn’t have it tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s too bad too because with so many female wrestlers hot on Ambers heels someone like Maria may not get another title shot for a while. She has to take advantage of every opportunity that they get.
[ As Amber rolls out of the ring, taking her Women’s World title back up the ramp with her; Bloody Mary storms down the ramp right past her bumping shoulders on the way by. ]
[ Bloody Mary rolls into the ring, grabs a still dazed Maria and drives her into the mat with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary motions for a microphone and Harvey Weinstein tosses her one. Bloody Mary lays on the mat, looking right into the eyes of Maria who’s dazed and confused. ]
Bloody Mary – Now you can get to the back of the line, bitch!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m getting word that something is going on in the parking lot area!! Let’s check it out.
[ The show swings to the back where we see a long stretch limo roll up to the arena. The limo comes to a stop, but nobody steps out as the cameras stay there and wait to see who exits. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Who could this be? We were not notified of any surprise guests tonight except for Gail Kim!!! Who the hell is in there?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – No idea buddy.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s stay focused here and direct our attention to our main event of the night as Arik Cannon gets his first World Heavyweight title match against the reigning champion Alexander Stone!! I’ve been waiting all night for this one!!!
World Heavyweight title match
Alexander Stone © vs Arik Cannon
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the World Heavyweight championship!!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!
[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to the ringside attendant. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Arik Cannon earned his title shot against Alexander Stone back at Crossfire when he defeated Boris Drago in a number one contenders match. Cannon has waited four long weeks to get his hands-on Stone tonight!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – All night long the champions chose to enter the ring first, but not Alexander Stone as he chose to come in last making his opponent wait for him.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone’s playing mind games with Cannon. Let him wait and stew while the champion takes his time coming out to the ring.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 251 lbs.; he is the leader of the Gold Standard and the reigning and current World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!
[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Alexander Stone marches down to the ring with his World Heavyweight title securely around his waist. The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him as he climbs into the ring takes off his jacket and tosses it to the floor. He turns back to his opponent, points at him and mouths… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Tonight I’m going to make your ass famous!!!
[ Arik Cannon motions for the champ to come at him as he too yells back… ]
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – Just bring it fella!!!
[ As the bell sounds, the World Champion shoots out of the corner right at Cannon, hoping to pounce on him like a tiger would a wounded animal. Unfortunately for Stone, Cannon is no limping gazelle and he catches Stone head on flipping him around with a sideways style, belly-to-belly suplex! Cannon quickly gets to his feet and hits the ropes, with a jumping Thesz press and starts firing off shots jamming lefts and rights into Stone’s head. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone had the thought of getting this match off to a fast start, but Cannon was ready for him and now it’s Stone that’s getting his ass kicked!!
[ …1 …2 …3 …4 …and the referee has to step in to break it up, but Cannon knows he has to hit fast, hard and often if he wants to win this World Heavyweight Championship bout. He releases the punching frenzy but doesn’t even get all the way vertical before dropping down with an elbow across the champions chest. Cannon hoists Stone up and lifts him overhead with a text book overhead suplex! That was a thing of beauty, as is the float over by Cannon into a pinning predicament …1 …and Stone shoots his shoulder off the mat before that can even seriously be considered a full one count. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Cannon is doing everything in his power to shut all the naysayers right the fuck up and is proving to everyone that he belongs in this match!!!
[ Stone tries to get up to his feet, but Cannon is all over him with chops, punches and quick forearms to the face. The champion is surprised at the veracity of the number one contender as this Cannon is much more intense than anything that Stone has seen before out of him. Stone goes for a punch of his own, but Cannon grabs his arm and jams a few elbows into it and then twists Stone into a side headlock, then a hammerlock and pushes him against the ropes. Stone using them for leverage to roll himself and Cannon over and through, pouncing to his feet with a leaping knee right to the gut that stops Cannon in his tracks. Cannon grits his teeth as Stone pounds some forearms into his back. He goes for another knee to the midsection, but Cannon is very ready and prepared to protect that area. He catches Stone’s leg and then flips him over with a picture-perfect T-bone suplex!!! The arena’s crowd comes to its feet with a big explosion of excitement as Cannon is fighting fire with fire. Cannon lifts Stone up and goes for another vertical suplex, but Stone quickly counters into a standing switch. Cannon has nowhere to go but up, as Stone snaps him around the waist, with a massive snap dragon suplex! Stone lifts him up, but Cannon fights back with repeated back elbows until he’s free of Stone’s death grip. He hits the ropes and clotheslines the champion down and then measures him up with a knee drop across the top of Stones head. Cannon grabs Stone’s right arm and drops down into a Fujiwara armbar. Cannon drops down with his full weight on Stone’s arm and shoulder. Thankfully for Stone, he’s so ring aware that he realizes his left foot is just within reach to break the hold as he places it on the bottom rope. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have to tell you; this match is not going the way that I or the World Champion envisioned it!! Cannon has caught everyone off guard with the type of match he’s wrestling tonight!!!
[ Cannon reluctantly lets the move go as both men get to their feet, but Cannon knees Stone in the back and then hooks him into a backslide pin attempt …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Stone thrusts his shoulder off the mat breaking the count!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone needs to get to the outside. Get a fucking breather and rethink his strategy because whatever his fucking plan was, it’s shit right now.
[ Both men get back to their feet and Stone clobbers Cannon with a jumping ear clap. Stone lifts Cannon up and slings him over with an overhead suplex. Stone quickly stomps down on Cannon’s ribs, but Cannon continues to fight through the pain, decking Stone in the stomach himself and then rising up with an uppercut that nearly has the champion seeing stars. Cannon snap mares Stone over and drops a closed fist right in his face. Cannon applies a seated head scissor, trying to slow Stone down and then grabs the weakened right arm of Stone and starts trying to keylock that arm. Stone bites down on the calf of Cannon to break free of the hold and then rolls forward and off the ropes with a clothesline that takes the number one contender down. Stone quickly drags Cannon to his feet and hits him with the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Instead of covering him, Stone simply starts laying into Cannon with savage kicks and reaches down and grabs his throat, choking out his opponent. The referee starts counting …1 …2 …3 …4 …but has to practically drag Stone off of Cannon before he kills him. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This has gone beyond who the better man is. Stone doesn’t just want to beat Cannon, he wants to hurt him and maybe even take him out!!
[ Cannon slowly gets up and is dropped by a huge onrushing dropkick to the midsection. Stone again doesn’t cover but drops down into a crouching position, waiting for Cannon to get to his feet again. Cannon gets up again and Stone rushes forward for a spear but Cannon dodges and Stone crashes shoulder forward into the steel ring post. Stone staggers out favoring his right shoulder and steps right into a rolling DDT! Stone’s heads spinning as Cannon hooks the leg and the referee counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Stone again manages to get his shoulder off the mat to break the count!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone should have gone for the win when he hit his Stonebreaker a few minutes ago!! He may regret that decision later on.
[ Cannon struggles to get up to his feet and Stone takes a moment to shake the cobwebs lose himself. Cannon charges nailing him with a big forearm and then grabs Stone up driving him into the mat with the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam)!!! Cannon rolls Stone up going for the armbar again on Stone’s right arm, but Stone does a double leg takedown and starts raining down lefts and rights on the challenger. He then drills him with a stiff knee right to the ribs that seems to paralyze Cannon. He sinks in a quick but very deep bearhug on the number one contender and he has it cinched in deep and tight as the referee checks in to see if Cannon wants to give it up. The pain is immense as you can almost feel the agony of Cannon, but he refuses to give it up. Stone continues to twist and turn with the bearhug on, but Cannon finally gets enough room with his arms to punch Stone a few times. Finally, Stone releases him and Cannon comes off the ropes going for a clothesline but Stone catches him around the midsection nailing a second snap Dragon suplex!!! Cannon goes flying and lands in a heap in the center of the ring holding the back of his head and neck!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Each man is picking a body part to isolate and tee off on. For Cannon, it’s Stone’s right arm and shoulder. For Stone, it’s Cannon’s head and neck!!!
[ Stone comes over and stomps viciously on Cannon’s neck and head area. Stone then hoists Cannon up and throws him back first into the turnbuckles. He jams another knee into Cannon’s mid-section and then climbs up to the top rope with Cannon’s head between his legs and punches him ten times in the corner as the sold-out crowd counts with him. The crowd boos louder with each punch, but Stone seems to soak it in like it’s cheers. He then drops down and delivers a stiff elbow right into the ribs of Cannon. Stone scoops Cannon and hits him with another Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone grabs Cannon by his beard and screams in his face… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Stay the fuck down you piece of shit!!!
[ He then rolls Cannon up for the win …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and somehow Cannon finds the strength to kick out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where the hell is Cannon finding the will power to kick out of the Stonebreaker!!!
[ Stone smiles mouthing… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Ok, fine. You want it this way; so fucking be it!!!
[ Stone quickly cinches in a reverse bearhug this time and drops down into the seated position. This is agonizing for the Cannon seeing that there’s nowhere to go and no place to even begin to fight to get free. Cannon has got to get vertical to even try to escape, but that will only increase the pressure of the grip of Stone. Stone is tightening and demanding that the referee ask him if he wants to submit. The referee does, but Cannon refuses. Cannon slams his feet into the canvas and with some encouragement from the sold-out crowd, slowly pulls himself up with Stone still straddling him. He gets Stone up and flips him over, releasing the bearhug and causing Stone to hit the canvas with a thud. Both men collapse to their knees as they’re both exhausted. Cannon holds his midsection in pain as he gets up. Stone explodes at him with a pump kick, but Cannon quickly moves out of the way and lands a spinning powerslam on Stone. Cannon runs at the ropes as Stone begins to get back up and nails him with a big boot to the face that looks like it sent Stone into next week. Cannon looks at the fans for a moment then picks Stone up and tossing him over the ropes and to the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck is Cannon thinking?! You can’t win this match on the floor!!
[ Cannon climbs slowly but surely to the top rope and waits for Stone to stand up. Cannon dives off nailing Stone with a double axhandle!!! Stone collapses on the floor as Cannon finally looks to have this one under control. The referee starts his count …1 …2 …3 …and Cannon goes to lift Stone up, but Stone runs him backwards right into the steel guardrail! Cannon’s ribs and back nearly explode on the guardrail from the impact. Stone looks down at Cannon, enjoying the punishment he is dishing out as Cannon is struggling to get back up to his feet. …4 …5 …6 …and Stone helps him to his feet but not before he lands a hard right to the face of Cannon which sends him stumbling back to the steel ring post. Cannon is leaning against the ring post, looking dazed as Stone comes running at Cannon with a powerful jumping clothesline but Cannon moves out of the way and Stone crashes into the steel ring post!!! Stone falls to the floor as he holds his damaged right arm. Cannon rolls back into the ring breaking the count, and then rolls right back out again; grabbing a hold of Stone’s injured arm, putting his arm between the steel ring post and the inside of the ring, pulling it into the steel ring post and Stone stumbles back from the impact, feeling the pain of the steel on flesh on his right the arm!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone needs to keep that arm out of harms way or he may feel the long-term ramifications of it for months to come!!!
[ Cannon then runs at Stone and clotheslines him to the floor. …1 …2 …3 …and Cannon begins putting the boots to Stone’s injured arm and shoulder area. He goes to lift Stone up, but Stone low blows Cannon right in the nut sack!! He then drills him with a European uppercut but that took a lot of out Stone’s own right arm! Stone tries to shake some feeling back into it as he and Cannon trade punches on the floor. The crowd is going crazy as these two men are just giving it their all. …4 …5 …6 …and Cannon backs Stone up with a few punches, but then Stone headbutts him and knees him in the gut. Stone lifts Cannon up and drops cannon back first across the steel guardrail!!! …7 …8 …9 …and then Stone hoists Cannon up and rolls him into the ring as it looks like the number one contender is dead. Stone rolls inside and scurries over on one good arm to make the pin …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Cannon desperately kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The beating these two men have taken and the amount of pain they must be feeling now must be incredible!!!
[ Cannon has somehow fought through all the pain and has kicked out, his bloody face raising up as he gets to a vertical base. But Stone drives his shoulder into Cannon’s gut, driving him backwards into the turnbuckles. Stone starts hammering away, but Cannon somehow fights back. Cannon fights free and spins Stone around lifting him up onto the top turnbuckle. He slowly climbs up with Stone, looking to hook him up for a top rope superplex. But Stone starts fighting back. Shot after shot to Cannon’s kidneys and Cannon falls from the top rope and he crashes into the center of the ring. Stone catches his breath on the top rope and then steadies himself soaring out with a flying elbow drop!!! Stone just crushed the ribcage of Cannon as he reaches back and hooks Cannon’s legs for the pin …1 …2 … 2 7/8 …and Cannon shoots his shoulder off the mat!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That top rope flying elbow drop won the Macho Man many matches in his Hall of Fame career. Tonight, Stone was not so lucky as again Cannon found the will power to kick out!!!
[ The crowd comes alive as Stone screams at the referee determined that it was a three count. The fans are going nuts after that big elbow drop and subsequent kickout. Both men are attempting to get to their feet, almost simultaneously after being down for a minute or two. Stone and Cannon stand up at the same time as the fans cheer in unison, right hand from Stone, left hand from Cannon, right hand from Stone, left from Cannon, continual shots until Stone takes the shortcut and delivers the knee to the midsection that crumbles Cannon over. Stone grabs the head of Cannon and DDT’s it hard off the canvas, as a loud thud can be heard throughout the entire arena. Stone bounces off the ropes going for a big baseball slide drop kick, but Cannon moves out of the way to avoid the contact. Cannon pounces on Stone and locks in another armbar on Stones damaged right arm! Cannon has it locked in tight as he wants to have Stone tap out. He cranks back as hard as he can, but Stone fights through the pain trying his best not to give up. The referee is there looking for a tap out or vocal submission. Somehow, with his one good arm; Stone is able to reach his free arm out and grab that bottom rope. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Cannon finally breaks the hold giving Stone a piece of his own medicine. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone’s right arm is just hanging there like a piece of dead meat!!! It’s completely useless to him right now!!!
[ Cannon goes to lift him up after breaking the hold, but Cannon loses his grip and Stone rolls through into his ankle lock submission he calls the Money Maker (ankle lock submission)!!! Stone cranks on that ankle, twisting and turning, trying to snap the ankle of Cannon. The number one contender crawls to the ropes wrapping both arms around the bottom, but Stone doesn’t release the hold. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone’s got the Money Maker locked in and he refuses to let it go!!! He’s going to snap that fucking ankle if someone doesn’t stop him!!!
[ Cannon keeps screaming in pain as the referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 7/8 …and the referee forces Stone to release and when he finally does, he admonishes Stone threatening to disqualify him on the spot. Cannon starts to try and get back up to his feet using the ropes, shaking his ankle out for a moment, trying his damndest to get circulation flowing again, but Stone explodes at him picking him up and driving him to the mat with the third Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone smiles as he leans across Cannon with a weak cover …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Cannon shoots his right shoulder off the mat!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Are you fucking kidding me?! That’s three fucking Stonebreakers that the Irish Ass-kicker kicked out of!!! How much does that Irish bastard have left in him?!
[ The crowd goes absolutely nuts as Cannon somehow escapes yet again. Stone drags a limp Cannon up around the midsection and drives him onto the mat with a German suplex followed by another and finally a third!! Stone leans over Cannon screaming down into the man’s face… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – What the fuck is wrong with you?! Just stay the fuck down!!!
[ Like a coiled snake, Cannon lashes out and grabs the right arm of Stone and drags him down to the mat going for another armbar!!! Cannon’s got Stone’s bad right arm trapped! Stone tries like hell to get to the ropes but can’t get to them with his arm trapped. Stone has no choice but to shift his entire weight and roll himself and Cannon under the bottom rope where they crash to the floor!!! Both men are laying in a heap on top of one another. Cannon is the first man to move as he slowly uses the steel guardrail to pull himself up. Stone staggers up to his feet when seemingly from out of nowhere, Cannon rushes at him only to be hit with the fourth Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam) on the steel ring steps!!! The crowd explodes to their feet loving it as Cannon rolls down the steel steps slicing his back and chest up off each pointy step. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Is he breathing? I don’t think Cannon is fucking breathing Mike!!
[ EMT’s rush down to the ring to see if Cannon is alright, but Stone shoves them all aside and tosses Cannon back into the ring rolling in after him. The sold out crowd boos the fuck out of him as he looks down at the broken and twisted body of Cannon with a sadistic smile mouthing to him… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – It didn’t have to be this way!!! I told you to just stay down!! You wouldn’t fucking listen so now you have to pay!!
[ The World champion hoists Cannon back up in the air as the referee and EMT’s beg him not to do it, but he ignores all their pleads and drives him into the mat with a fifth and final Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone smiles as he drops down hooking a leg for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an incredible night of wrestling here in the W.W.E. Chris. I can’t wait until next Monday night to watch the fallout from tonight…
[ The crowd, who already started leaving their seats; explode in a roar as “The Monster” Tank Edge jumps the guardrail, climbs into the ring behind the World Champion and drives him into the mat with a Tank Buster (Muscle Buster)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit the Hall of Famer Tank Edge just laid out the World Heavyweight Champion!!! Alexander Stone is out in the center of the ring and he’s not fucking moving!!!
[ Tank reaches into his pocket pulling out a piece of paper before kneeling down next to Stone. ]
The W.W.E. Hall of Famer “The Monster” Tank Edge – Your day of reckoning is coming!!!
[ The show goes off the air as the World Tag Team Champions G.O.D. and the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova rush the ring. ]
[ Tank rolls out of the ring escaping back through the crowd as the next ppv banner appears on the screen... Day of Reckoning!!! ]
Sunday Night March 7th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons and we welcome you to, Undisputed!!! Chris, what an amazing night of action we have in store tonight as five world titles are on the line along with a huge six-man tag team match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s right Mike. Five big title matches, including the one I can’t wait to see; as we crown brand new Women’s Tag Team champions tonight as the Women’s Tag Team title tournament comes to a close as Caged Heat takes on Medusa Complex!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s not the only tag team title match we have. Later tonight, we will see the Golden BoyZ get their second shot at the Guerillas of Destiny and their World Tag Team titles in a huge rematch from Crossfire just last month.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I another title match, we will see Tito Escobar defend his United States Heavyweight title against Kahagas.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This should be a hell of a match because just last week on Adrenaline, Tito announced that this match will be a Chain match!!! Both men will be attached to either end of the steel chain and they can use the chain for whatever their sick minds can think up!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Getting back to the lady’s side of the house, the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova will be defending her World title against Maria Manic and I think that this match just might steal the show tonight!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I know one thing, never turn your back on Bloody Mary as we saw on Adrenaline last week as she stood tall over both Maria Manic and the Women’s champion Amber Nova!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And to top things off in our main event, we will see Arik Cannon challenge Alexander Stone for his World Heavyweight Championship!!! Can the “Irish Ass-kicker” finally be the man that can shut Stone up for good, or will Stone make good on what he said on Adrenaline and end Cannon’s ten minutes of fame?!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I for one have felt Stone’s wraith and I can tell you first hand that I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of another beating like that. Listen, Arik Cannon is going to have to walk through hell to get that title off of Stone. If he’s willing to do that, then he’s got a punchers chance.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A punchers chance isn’t exactly the answer I was looking for. Can he beat the champ tonight and bring the gold back to Ireland?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ve gotta go with Stone!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Finally, an honest answer; thank you.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You’re welcome. Now let’s talk about the six-man tag team match and the breaking news that happened overnight. Reports coming in are a little sketchy, but it appears that Marc Fulton who is part of the Blood Carnival tag team along with Steve Scott was attacked last night outside his hotel room. The injuries that he suffered were so severe that he was taken to a local hospital where he spent the night. Before we kicked off the show tonight. General Manager DDP met with Steve Scott and Prophet. Our cameras were there to listen in.
[ The titantron lights up replaying the meeting between DDP, Steve Scott and Prophet earlier in the day. ]
General Manager DDP – Guys, I just got off the phone with the doctors and it seems that Marc isn’t going to be able to wrestle tonight. Unfortunately, the show must go on. You’ve got about two hours until your match starts to find a third partner, or this match will be declared a handicap match.
[ DDP walks out of the room as Steve Scott looks frustrated. ]
“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – What are we going to do now? Half the roster didn’t make the trip to Vegas as it is! We’re fucked!!
[ Prophet pulls out his phone and scrolls through his contacts. ]
Prophet – I’ve got someone in mind and I’m sure he will help us.
[ The show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What are they going to do? If they can’t find someone to tag with them, then their match is going to be a three on two. Talk about stacking the fucking odds against them!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It would definitely stack the odds in the favor of Reverend Azazel’s team. Marc Fulton was the powerhouse behind the Blood Carnival. I have to wonder who Prophet was calling. Moving on Chris, our opening match features Bulk taking on the pompous ass Joey Ryan who has screwed over Bulk not just once, but twice using that pink vibrator that Spice loves to carry around with her.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bulk went to DDP after the second screw job and asked him to add them to this ppv event, but not just in a normal wrestling match; no, he asked DDP to make it a cage match!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And Page agreed setting the stage for our very first match of the night. Bulk wants payback without worrying about Spice interfering in another match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Smart money would say that she will find a way to insert herself in this match one way or another.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more buddy. That bitch will be a factor in this match. Let’s go to the ring for our opening match of the night!!
In a Steel Cage Grudge match
Bulk vs Joey Ryan
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following cage match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 484 lbs., “Big Mike” Bulk!
[ The crowd cheers on the big man as “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays across the arena and the near five-hundred-pound monster storms down to the ring and eyes the steel cage. He reaches out and tests the cage walls before slowly climbing the ring steps and into the cage waiting for Joey Ryan. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, the big man is on a mission tonight. First thing, he’s here to snap out of the losing streak he’s found himself in. Secondly, he’s here tonight to pay Joey Ryan back for fucking him over not once, but twice!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I know I wouldn’t want to be locked inside that steel cage with this monster!!! Joey is giving up two hundred and sixty pounds to this guy!!! That’s Joey times two, plus some!!! Bulk weighs in at over fifty pounds heavier than Babba Ali and over a hundred pounds heavier than Ace Romero. That’s a huge fucking man!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., and being accompanied by his co-star Spice; “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage along with his stripper friend Spice to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women. Finally making it to the cage, he stares into the cages menacing structure at Bulk who’s waiting for him. Spice gives him a very sexual kiss before he enters the ring very cautiously never taking his eyes on Bulk. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here he is. The part time porn star and part time wrestler trying to make a name for himself!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let me give Joey Ryan a little bit of advice. Find a way to get the fuck out of that cage as quick as you can. You don’t want to be stuck in that cage with that beats for very long!!
[ Spice is shouting at Joey from ringside cheering her man on and flashing her tits at him, drawing Joey’s attention when all of a sudden; Bulk strikes from behind, taking advantage of that distraction! The crowd cheers loudly while the referee calls for the bell to get this match officially underway, with Bulk clubbing away at Joey’s back before whipping him off into the ropes and then catching him with a big-time flapjack on the return, dropping Joey directly on his back. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I appreciate the titty show from Spice, but I really don’t think that this is the way Joey envisioned this match starting off.
[ The pain on Joey’s face is evident, but he’s not being given any chance to recover as Bulk stomps at him to keep the pressure up before coming off the ropes to the side and landing a big splash right on top of his sworn enemy! Spice looks worried watching from ringside as Bulk slowly rises to his feet, leading Joey up with him by his hair and then scooping him up onto his shoulder, pointing towards the steel cage! The sold-out arena roars with cheers as Bulk parades Joey around the ring, pointing at different sections of cage wall to varying degrees of cheers before finally charging in an attempt to spike him face-first into the steel mesh! However, right at the last split-second, Joey manages to slip down Bulk’s back, waiting for Bulk to spin back around and lunge towards him, only to get hooked up and nailed with an STO from out of nowhere! The fans get behind Joey as both men slowly rise to their feet, Joey firing off some stiff jabs to the jaw before now trying for an Irish whip but Bulk reverses, lowering his head in search of a back body drop! However, Joey sees it coming, grabbing Bulk by the head to land a swinging neck-breaker! Joey crawls on top for the cover, not really believing it’ll get him the three count but trying anyway …1 …and Bulk powers out easily!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Silly as it sounds, Joey is going to have to hit and run, stick and jab if he’s going to win this match tonight. He has no fucking chance if he tries to match power with power.
[ Unfazed, Joey tries to pull Bulk up by his beard while still favoring his own ribs only for Bulk to suddenly drive Joey back across the ring and into the corner, hitting repeated shoulders to the torso to inflict even more damage! Bulk relents only to switch it up to kicks to the gut, forcing Joey to drop lower into the depths of the corner before finally choking him with the sole of his boot for good measure! The referee is powerless to force Bulk to stop choking Joey, the match clearly being no disqualification, but his efforts to lambaste Bulk causes him to eventually let up if only to tell the referee to back off. Bulk now returns back towards Joey, dragging him out from the corner and hooking him from behind to lift Joey into the air as if for a back drop, only to bring him down against his out-stretched knee with a backbreaker! Bulk keeps Joey laid out over his knee, stretching him to inflict further damage to the ribcage as the official gets right in there to ask if Joey quits but Bulk drops him of his own accord, telling the referee in no uncertain terms that there’s no way Joey is going to be allowed to quit and get off that easily. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You get the feeling Chris that Big Mike is playing with his food?
[ There’s some heated words exchanged between Bulk and the referee before Bulk drags Joey back to a vertical base again, hooking him up for what looks to be a suplex as he now powers Joey into the air only for Joey to somehow go up and over, landing behind Bulk and then using all of his strength to drive him as hard as he can right into the steel mesh of the cage! Joey collapses in pain, trying to catch his breath after Bulk’s early offense, while Bulk bounces off the cage wall like a rubber ball, taking a few steps and then face-planting onto the mat!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is the opening that Joey Ryan needs!!! Stay on him fucker!!!
[ Spice yells at Joey to get up and keep fighting, and Joey who shows signs of life first, fighting through the pain to rise back to his feet. Joey watches as Bulk gets to his feet, grabbing him by the head and launching him into the steel cage wall a second time, refusing to let Bulk fall as he leads him to the opposite steel cage wall and smashes him into that as well! Bulk bounces back again, instinctively beginning to struggle to stay upright where he’s caught with a kick to the gut before being taken up and over with Joey’s variation of a fisherman suplex, but he can’t keep it bridged into a cover thanks to the huge size of Bulk! Instead, Joey now heads to the corner and starts climbing as best he can but here comes Bulk, groggily rising and grabbing Joey by the boot to drag him back down into the ring and then attempting to punch him in the face! However, Joey blocks and fires back several shots of his own, hitting an Irish whip and then nailing a high leg lariat on the rebound! Joey now taunts Bulk to get back to his feet, stomping his boot to signal for the Super Kick and then lunging towards Bulk’s face but somehow, Bulk catches him by the boot, swinging Joey around 180 degrees and grabbing him from behind, lifting Joey into the air and then running and tossing him as hard as he can into the steel cage wall!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me Bulk just plastered him against the cage wall like he was nothing!!!
[ Joey collapses on the outside of the ropes, as Bulk charges in and lands a double knee attack as Joey gets up, crushing him against the steel cage wall! Joey is in all kinds of trouble, the ropes offering the only reason he’s not keeled over but those same ropes prove to work against him now as Bulk hooks him by the head, pulling Joey through them so that his feet are caught over the middle one, before Bulk spikes him with an elevated DDT! Bulk goes for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Ryan barely kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck fighting this monster, Joey needs to find a way to get the fuck out of that cage!!!
[ Rather than look pissed though, Bulk has a pleased smirk on his face, glad that there’s still some fight left in Joey. Bulk is still smirking as he now leads Joey up and over to the corner, lifting him onto the top rope and firing off a couple of shots to the jaw for good measure. He now climbs up after Joey, beginning to hook him up and set up for what looks to be a Superplex right off the corner but sensing the danger he’s in, Joey desperately begins battling back with elbows to the side of Bulk’s head! However, a well-placed shot to the gut stops Joey’s momentum dead, allowing Bulk to grab him by the head and try slamming Joey face-first into the steel cage wall in that precarious position! That is, only for Joey to grab the cage with both hands and do everything within his power to block it, before firing off another back elbow, this one surprising Bulk long enough for Joey to slam him head-first into the cage wall instead! To add insult to injury, Bulk groggily slips from his perch and crotches himself on the top rope before collapsing back into the ring!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s one way to neutralize Bulk. Cut his balls off!!!
[ Joey remains standing slumped on the top rope against the cage for several moments as the crowd cheers both men on loving this match!! Joey knows what he has to do and he starts climbing the cage wall! Bulk has somehow shaken off the cobwebs enough to now climb the corner again, coming up from behind and grabbing Joey by his trunks pulling them down showing his white ass crack to the laughter of the crowd!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me that’s the whitest ass I’ve ever seen!!!
[ Joey drops down so he’s sitting on Bulk’s shoulders, his white ass sticking out for everyone to see!! Bulk goes tipping backwards and hits a super electric chair drop from the top rope!! The impact shakes the ring to its core, and clearly does a lot of damage to Joey as he lays prone in the ring with his tights now down around his ankles with his big dick sticking up in the air for everyone to see!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We just broke a shit load of FCC rules on that one!!!
[ Ringside, Spice screams for Joey to get up, to do something; to show some sort of life as Bulk clambers up and stands over Joey smiling. Bulk rips the tape off his wrists and wraps it around Joey’s throat and starts to choke him! Again, the referee is powerless as Joey gasps for air and Spice screams for Joey to get up!! To fight back!!! Joey is beginning to turn purple until finally, Bulk releases his grip, allowing Joey long gasps of air that are equal measures helping and hindering him! Bulk drags Joey up again, lifting him onto his shoulder just as he did earlier in the match and then charging to spike him right into the steel cage wall! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s bad enough his fucking dick is showing, but can someone toss the fucking towel in for Chris sakes?!
[ Joey goes down in a heap, seemingly out of it as Bulk stands menacingly over him. Bulk drags Joey to a vertical base and follows with a knee to the gut, threading Joey’s arm through his own legs before flipping him into the air and hitting a pumphandle backbreaker! Joey is withering in agony now, spasming on the mat and desperately clawing towards the ropes as if to pull himself upright but Bulk responds by dropping a series of knees to the back before now sitting Joey upright to apply a seated abdominal stretch! The referee again tries to get in there to ask if Joey will quit but still Joey refuses, much to Bulk’s delight! Bulk throws in some punches to the ribs for good measure before grinding his elbow points against them as well, until finally releasing his grip and letting Joey slump down! Bulk grins as he now slaps Joey across the head, taunting him viciously without any hint of mercy before now pulling him up and straight onto his shoulders, hitting a Finlay roll to plant Joey on the mat and then immediately spring up in the corner. He then climbs to the top rope, using the cage wall to steady himself and then flipping off backwards to crush Joey with a moonsault!! And indeed, Bulk does just that, stepping through the ropes as Joey lays on the mat, coughing up blood from his internal injuries!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A guy as big as Bulk isn’t built to fly through the fucking air like that!!! Joey Ryan is a fucking pancake right now!!!
[Bulk motions that it’s over and heads for the cage door. The referee opens it and Bulk steps through the door and onto the stairs. To his astonishment, Spice is there armed with a steel chair yelling at him!!! ]
“Sexy” Spice – Don’t step down or I swear to God I’ll …I’ll hit you with this!!!
[ Bulk smiles as he snatches out and rips the chair from her hands!! Spice watches on in horror as Bulk smugly re-enters the cage and heads straight towards Joey, raising the chair and from out of nowhere, Joey lunges in and delivers a Super Kick that smashes the steel chair right back into Bulk’s head, knocking him down and most definitely out cold!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where in the fuck did that come from!!!
[ Spice cheers her man on from ringside as Bulk is down and out, now bleeding from the head where the chair connected, while Joey lays out of it next to him! Joey struggles to get back to his feet and then staggers towards the cage door, looking to escape while Bulk is out cold!! Joey sees Spice cheer him on as the referee opens the cage door for him. As he puts his head through the ropes, ready to step out of the cage; Spice snatches the cage door from out of the referee’s hands and slams it as hard as she can right into Joey Ryan’s face sending him flying backwards back into the ring!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What in the fuck did we just witness here?! Spice just turned-on Joey Ryan!!! That twisted whore just fucked her own co-star over!!!
[ Ignoring the referee’s calls to stay out of it, Spice now ascends the stairs and enters the ring as well, laying into Joey with wild kicks while Joey instinctively attempts to cover up as best that he can! Meanwhile, a groggy Bulk is struggling up with the aid of the ropes, trying to shake off the cobwebs as best he can! Bulk now staggers over to Spice, pulling her off of Joey and then pointing to the steel chair! Through her emotional tirade, Spice understands, going over and picking up the weapon while Bulk now grabs Joey, dragging him to his feet with arms pinned behind his back, making him all the more vulnerable to what’s about to come next. The fans are begging Spice not to go ahead with this, and she looks momentarily torn as she holds the chair in her hands and feels the weight of it before looking at her former lover and having all of those emotions and memories boil to the surface again, leaving no doubt in her mind about what she has to do! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That evil cunt has been in on it all along with Bulk!!!
[ She now raises the chair above her head as Bulk offers words of encouragement, all while Joey himself looks at Spice through the blood and the pain absolutely devastated! The crowd collectively holds their breath as Spice swings the chair right as Joey somehow swings his own leg backwards with a surprise mule kick low blow that catches Bulk unaware, allowing Joey to drop down while the steel chair inadvertently strikes Bulk in the head for a second time!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – She missed!!! That two-timing bitch missed and hit Bulk instead!!!
[ Spice can barely believe her eyes as she looks at Bulk in shock, but then Joey rises to his feet, drawing Spice’s ire once more! She goes to raise the chair again, but Joey grabs it as she does so. They tussle back and forth for the weapon, and even in his wounded state, Joey manages to snatch it away from her! Spice remains defiant though, accepting her fate and telling him exactly how she feels!! ]
“Sexy” Spice – Hit me!!! Go ahead and hit me you needle dick little fuck!!!
[ The fans seem to want to see him do so as well, as Joey looks at the chair and then to Spice, before finally shaking his head and throwing the weapon aside. For the second time in as many moments, Spice looks stunned before Joey pulls her in and wraps his arms around Spice with a hug! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Are you fucking kidding me? After what she did to you, you’re going to hug that bitch!!!
[ A groggy Bulk has fought back to his feet, a wild gleam in his eyes at the sight before him; the two hugging! Snatching up the steel chair again, he lunges and swings and Joey sees him coming right at the last second, shoving Spice out of the way as hard as he can, accepting the full brunt of the chair shot himself!! Spice looks on in shock as Bulk now lays the chair on the mat, grabbing Joey and holding him over it as he nails the Bulk Valley Driver (a Death Valley Driver) right into the steel chair! One isn’t enough for Bulk though, still holding onto the arms as he lifts him off the mat and then smashes Joey’s head into the steel chair a second time with a second Bulk Valley Driver (a Death Valley Driver!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My God, the sickening crack of Joey Ryan’s skull hitting that steel chair not once, but twice is a sound I’m going to have a hard time getting out of my head!!!
[ Joey goes limp on the mat, blood pouring from a fresh wound; as Bulk finally relents long enough to turn him onto his back, dropping down to make the cover as Spice watches on with a smile and the referee slides into position …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Bulk!!!
[ The referee raises Bulks arm in victory as Spice leaps into his free arm and he holds her up like she weighs nothing to him. The cage starts to rise as EMT’s rush into the ring to tend to Joey Ryan who has yet to move after those two devastating Bulk Valley Drivers!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit, what a way to kick off Undisputed tonight!!! We knew that Joey Ryan was going to have an uphill climb in this match tonight, but we never thought that Spice would fucking turn on him!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That conniving bitch must have had this planned for a while. You know how fucking devious women like her can be!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of some devious women, Cindy Meyers is standing by with two women that will be in the Women’s World Tag Team title match later tonight, Caged Heat. Cindy, take it away.
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Caged Heat. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, tonight you face Medusa Complex for the Women’s World Tag Team titles. But let me ask you two something. Last week you needed to cheat to beat…
[ Loca snaps at Cindy getting right up in her face. ]
Loca – Cheat? Cheat? What do you mean cheat, bitch?
[ Nervous that she’s about to get beaten, she continues. ]
Cindy Meyers – Well, last week in your match with Twisted SisterZ you clearly cheated to win on two separate occasions.
[ Delta steps up and now they have Cindy pinned between them. ]
Delta – Watch your words little girl, if you know what’s best for you. We don’t cheat to win; we do whatever to whoever it takes to win. Got it?
[ And Cindy nervously nods her head yes, pretty much saying whatever they want to hear to get her out of this sticky situation. Caged Heat then shoves Cindy aside as they storm off the set. The show swings back to Chris and Mike ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – No matter how much Caged Heat wants to dodge the line of questioning, they did attempt to cheat to win last week. There’s no way in hell they refute the facts that they tried to use brass knuckles to knock out Thunder Rosa and then later in the match, the Woke Queens helped them win when they came into the ring and hit Twisted SisterZ with tandem superkicks!!! That’s undisputed.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Love that play on words buddy. Yeah, what they did last week is without question cheating. But like it or not, it got them to the finals and now they have to face Medusa Complex!! Trust me, those two girls won’t get played like Twisted SisterZ did last week.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man I can’t wait to see that match. Now, moving on to our next match of the night; we are about to see a six-man tag team match where the Blood Carnival was set to team up with Prophet to take on the Natural Disasters and their partner Raven Horse.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This all started in the first round of the World Heavyweight title tournament where Prophet beat Raven Horse eliminating him. Blood Raven then went to DDP asking for a rematch and in doing so, Prophet put his tournament spot on the line.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Even though Prophet won that rematch, Raven Horse attacked him and cost him his match against Arik Cannon. That really pissed Prophet off and the two squared off again at Crossfire inside a steal cage. For the third time, Prophet walked out victorious, but it almost cost him as the Natural Disasters rushed the ring and tried to take him out for good. Thanks to the Blood Carnival making the save, it has now set us up for tonight’s big match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s one side of the story. Let’s review how the Natural Disasters got here. It too started in the first round of the World Heavyweight title tournament where both men got eliminated. They had a war of words, but due to Reverend Azazel stepping in; these men formed the Natural Disasters tag team where they advanced to the semi-finals before losing to the current tag team champions G.O.D.!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Backing it up the week prior, during the first round of the tag team tournament, the Natural Disasters took out Steve Scott that put him on the shelf for two weeks. Blend those two stories together and here we are tonight. A six-man tag team match that has been nine weeks in the making!!! Let’s go to the ring for this explosive tag team match!!!
Six-man Tag Team Grudge match
Prophet and The Blood Carnival vs Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following six-man tag team match is set for one fall! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Reverend Azazel, weighing in at a combined weight of 1,084 lbs., Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters!!!
[ The crowd boos as the Natural Disasters along with Raven Horse walk out on stage as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena. Pyro explodes all around them as they walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that are booing the shit out of them. All three men slowly climb into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor with a devilish grin on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is a huge fucking team Chris. They clock in at over a thousand fucking pounds!!! I have no idea how Prophet and his team is going to beat them especially if it’s two on three. Prophet better have come through with someone that he can trust and someone that can wrestle cause if he didn’t it’s going to be a long fucking night for the three of them.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – “The Madman” Marc Fulton would have been an added bonus to this match with his size and power, but with him on the shelf; they are at a huge power disadvantage.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their first opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 227 lbs., he is Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. He stands on the stage waiting for his partners before making his way down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The number two contender to Alexander Stone’s World title is here and he looks focused on his task at hand.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Is that the face of a man who looks concerned? I don’t think so. Whoever he called; he seems pretty confident that it’s all going to work out.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his tag team partner, making his way to the ring accompanied by Bloody Mary, weighing in at weight of 200 lbs., “Crazy” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott escorted by Bloody Mary walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around them as they stand next to Prophet waiting for their new tag team partner to come out!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve Scott looks pretty good for a guy that was hit with the World Breaker just a few weeks ago. Babba Ali and Ace Romero pancaked his ass pretty good.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m still curious to find out what the hell happened to Marc Fulton last night. Who attacked him and what exactly are his injuries?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m sure more information will come out in time, but let’s see who they found as their tag team partner!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their tag team partner!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is the reigning W.W.E. Television champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts out on stage with his ribs all taped up from his battle with Joey Ryan last week as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins high fives Prophet and Steve Scott as all three men storm down to the ring and climb in facing off against their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me silly Chris, it’s the Television champion Chandler Hopkins!!! What a great move by Prophet to bring in the TV champion to help them out!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Smart move by Prophet. He brings a shit ton of fire to this match, but looking at him he still seems a bit beat up from his match last week against Joey Ryan. His ribs are all bandaged up and that to me is a huge fucking bullseye for the Natural Disasters and Raven Horse to target.
[ Raven Horse and Prophet exchange some nasty words as each team gets into their respective corners. Romero starts things off for his team and he knows just how high the stakes are here. Romero signals that he wants a piece of Steve Scott, but Steve Scott fakes him out as Prophet comes up from behind and grabs Romero around the midsection. Prophet lifts him up and then down into an amateur takedown. Prophet quickly rolls through into a front face lock, grounding the big on the canvas. He grabs him up under the chin and begins to put some extra pressure on him causing Romero to get a bit short of breath and remain uneasy on his feet. Romero drives a forearm into Prophet’s kidney area, but it's not enough for Prophet to break the hold. Romero backs Prophet into the ropes, but Romero can't quite get a break out of that as Prophet spins him around. Prophet then hoists Romero up into a textbook vertical suplex, delivering the first impactful move of the bout. Romero tries to stand back up, but Prophet boots him in the chest and then delivers a picture-perfect elbow drop across the sternum. Prophet then scissors the legs and reaches up tagging in his partner, Steve Scott who springs into the ring from the middle rope and delivers an elbow drop of his own, but from the top rope; across the chest of Romero. Steve then drags Romero up and throws him into the corner. He charges in with a running Splash in the corner. He then snap mares Romero out of the corner and as Romero sits up, Steve Scott delivers an exploding dropkick right to the head. Romero winces in agony, as Hopkins begins clapping for Steve Scott on the apron. Hopkins reaches out for the tag and steps inside the ring going right at Romero, lifting him up and nailing him with a brutal European uppercut. He then grabs him around the waist into a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Although Hopkins is still banged up from his battle with Joey Ryan back on Adrenaline a week ago, he doesn't seem to be showing too many of the after effects tonight.
[ Hopkins drops down into a reverse chin lock on Romero and then scissors his legs around the midsection. Before Romero can even begin to think about escaping, Hopkins has converted his chin lock into a full body scissors, with both his arms and legs wrapped around Romero's midsection. Hopkins puts the squeeze on tight, causing Romero to wheeze and gasp for air. Romero tries to reach out to get the ropes, but there's no escape from Hopkins's grip. Finally, Babba Ali comes in from behind and kicks Hopkins right in the back of his neck breaking the hold. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Romero needed that save. He’s been in this match right from the start and has yet to tag out.
[ Hopkins releases his hold, grabbing the back of his head as Romero quickly locks him in a side headlock. Romero backs Hopkins into the corner and tags in Raven Horse, who steps over the top rope and drives the blunt part of his elbow into the back of Hopkins's neck. Raven Horse then tosses Hopkins into the corner and extends his long legs and chokes Hopkins across the throat with the flat side of his foot. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and finally, the referee calls for the break. Raven Horse backs up but then rushes right back in with a hip attack in the corner on Hopkins. He then drills the Television Champion with another elbow to the back of his neck and a few forearms followed by a hip thrust into the corner by Raven Horse and then he backs up and drives in three straight series of elbows in the corner. Raven Horse then grabs Hopkins by the neck with both hands and tosses him out of the corner like a rag doll. Hopkins is slow to get to his feet, but as soon as he does, he eats a big boot from Raven Horse! Raven Horse then grabs Hopkins up and throws him over his shoulder driving him down into the turnbuckle with a snake eyes right in the corner. Again, Hopkins's neck ricochets off the buckles as he falls to the canvas holding his neck in pain. Raven Horse arrogantly pins him with one foot …1 …and Hopkins kicks out with authority. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Raven Horse knew that he wasn’t going to get the win, so he just rubbed the champs face in shit with that cocky ass pin attempt.
[ Raven Horse slowly bends down and scoops Hopkins up into a high overhead one handed slam. Raven Horse then drops down, putting his huge knee across the throat of Hopkins and choking him. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he goes to break it, but then Babba Ali hops into the ring. The referee turns to force Babba Ali out of the ring and this allows Raven Horse to get even more choke time. Finally, the referee turns back around and starts his count again …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he finally forces Raven Horse to release the choke. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins is in a world of shit right now. He’s got to tag out to one of the fresh men!!!
[ Raven Horse lumbers up to his feet and grabs Hopkins, but as he tries to lift him for another slam, Hopkins quickly goes behind him and pounds him in the back with a few forearms. Raven Horse elbows him in the face and spins him around into a short-arm clothesline! Raven Horse picks Hopkins back up and goes for a second short-arm, but Hopkins ducks underneath and nails a European uppercut! Quick standing switch by Hopkins and he grabs Raven Horse around the waist. Raven Horse hopes that his size will prevent this, but no dice, Hopkins pops the hips and hits a perfectly executed German suplex! Raven Horse hits hard as the crowd cheer Hopkins 's surprise comeback. Hopkins begins crawling over to make the tag, but Raven Horse grabs Hopkins ankle to block the attempt. Raven Horse pulls him to his one leg and Hopkins bounces on his one leg and from out of nowhere he nails Raven Horse with a quick spin kick to the side of his head!!! Hopkins dives across the ring making the tag to Steve Scott as the crowd goes crazy! Steve Scott is in with a dropkick on Raven Horse! Steve Scott rams Raven Horse's head into the top turnbuckle. Steve Scott then spins Raven Horse around and decks him with a pair of rights and then a flying clothesline! Raven Horse hits the mat with a thud as Steve Scott climbs up to the top rope and then leaps off with a flying elbow smash! Scott hooks Raven Horses leg for the pin …1 …2 …and Romero dives in with the save! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big save by the big man Ace Romero!!!
[ Romero rams a forearm into Steve Scott's face and throws him into the turnbuckles. Romero charges in, but Steve Scott moves out of the way and collides with Raven Horse! Hopkins comes in from the far side and climbs to the top rope. Babba Ali starts to come in, but doesn't see Hopkins on the top rope and he’s hit by a moonsault by Hopkins! Steve Scott charges at Raven Horse and Romero and hits them both with a double drop kick!!! Steve Scott bounces of the ropes measuring Raven Horse up for a big move, but Raven Horse catches him in mid-air and spins him around with a huge sidewalk slam!!! Raven Horse stagers to his corner and tags in Romero, who comes in with a quick knee to the head of Steve Scott. Romero with an uppercut that sends Steve Scott reeling into the ropes. Romero goes for another, but Steve Scott ducks under and single leg trips him. Steve Scott swings to nail Romero, But Romero blocks it and comes back with headbutts and rights to the midsection. Romero then rams Steve Scott's head into the ropes, just sort of whiplashing him back. He then goes to grab Steve Scott again, but Steve Scott climbs through his legs and reaches up tagging in Prophet! Prophet bounces off the top rope with a quick flying clothesline on Romero! Prophet drags Romero up to his feet, but Romero pokes him in the eye. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’ll fucking stop any man in his tracks!! If you can’t see, you can’t fight!!!
[ Romero snap mares Prophet over and delivers a short elbow to the previously injured ribs. Romero pulls Prophet up and pie faces him. Prophet blocks a suplex and comes back with one of his own! Prophet grabs Romero up and spins him around, into an abdominal stretch. Reverend Azazel screams instructions from the floor and Romero follows him to the tee as he starts to break free, but Prophet converts his move quickly into a pumphandle suplex! Prophet quickly covers …1 …2 …and Babba Ali is in yet again, this time with a basement dropkick to the back of Prophet’s head!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Babba Ali is fucking itching to get into this match!! He’s got to be the freshest man in this match!!!
[ Babba Ali hauls Romero over to their corner, allowing Romero to tag him in rather easily. Babba Ali then runs and cuts Prophet off before he can get to his feet, with a running punt to the side of the head. Ali picks him up, and drives him back down with a Samoan slam! Babba Ali covers Prophet up …1 …and Prophet kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a fucking punt to Prophet’s head!!! I bet you his ears are ringing now!!!
[ Prophet gets to his feet and blocks a Babba Ali right and returns fire with one of his own followed by another and another! Babba Ali is wobbling on weak legs as Prophet grabs him around the middle nailing him with a gut wrench suplex! Prophet picks him up and goes to put Babba Ali on the top rope. He climbs up with Babba Ali, but Babba Ali headbutts him in the mid-section. Babba Ali then throws him off the top rope and Prophet hits the canvas with an audible thud. Babba Ali then turns and flies off the top rope with a high elevated knee drop, right to the sternum. Babba Ali stands up and starts stomping away at the gut of Prophet. Babba Ali then runs over and forearms Hopkins on the apron! The Television Champion starts to come in, but is held back by the referee! Raven Horse and Romero sneak in and begin putting the boots to Prophet! They are doing a number on him as Hopkins is forced to watch. Finally, as Hopkins is forced out of the ring, the referee turns around and sees all three men working over Prophet. He forces Raven Horse and Romero out of the ring, as Babba Ali drapes Prophet's neck over the middle rope and chokes him there for a bit with his fat thigh. Babba Ali then hits the ropes and comes back, dropping down across the back of Prophet. Prophet is seeing stars as Babba Ali yanks him up to his feet by his hair and body slams him. Babba Ali then sends Prophet into the ropes and catching him with a spinebuster slam. Babba Ali then starts putting the boots to Prophet, with several arrogant stomps. He yanks Prophet up to his feet, but as he goes for a suplex, Prophet flips behind him and chop blocks him to his knees. Prophet hits the ropes and drives Ali to the mat with a Shinning Wizard!!! Prophet sets Ali up and twists his legs into the Prophecy (Scorpion Death Lock)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This could be it!! He’s got his signature submission locked in!!!
[ Hopkins is cheering his tag team partner on as Prophet cranks on Ali’s legs and back, but Babba Ali uses his big frame to twist it around and kick Prophet off of him. Prophet tries to get up but Babba Ali turns and kicks him in the head and starts ramming repeated fists into the face of Prophet. Babba Ali snap mares him over and then delivers a stiff kick to the spine while Prophet is sitting down, which echoes throughout the arena. Babba Ali stomps away on Prophet some more, but as he goes for a big elbow drop, Prophet quickly rolls out of the way! Prophet crawls, hand over hand into his corner and tags in Hopkins! The arena goes bananas as Hopkins charges in at Babba Ali and clotheslines him down. Romero tries to get in, but Hopkins snaps a quick European uppercut right to his face, knocking him off the apron to the floor. He then turns around and decks Raven Horse with a right hand sending him to the floor! Reverend Azazel is going bullshit as he just witnessed two of his men get taken out by cheap shots!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins is fucking pumped!!!
[ Hopkins turns back around and Babba Ali grabs him around the midsection, but Hopkins counters with belly-to-belly suplex and Babba Ali goes flying! Hopkins now grabs Ali’s ankle as he's got an ankle lock in mind, but Babba Ali blocks it with a forearm. Ali grabs Hopkins around the middle trying for a German suplex, but Hopkins blocks that! He spins around and twists Babba Ali down onto the mat locking him in an armbar, but Babba Ali knees him in the face. Babba Ali gets back to his feet and hits the ropes, but Hopkins also hits the ropes and nails him with the Wrangler (Buckshot Lariat)!!! Hopkins covers up Ali …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Romero makes the save at the last second. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – How the fuck did he just pull that move off?! He just pulled the Wrangler right out of his ass to lay Romero out!!!
[ Both men are winded as Hopkins tries to drag Ali to his feet, but Babba Ali just reaches up and headbutts the crap out of Hopkins! Hopkins stumbles, but returns fire with a massive headbutt of his own! They both stagger backwards and into the ropes, where they both come off with tandem clotheslines! Both meet in the middle of the ring hitting each other and come crashing down! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both men are down in the center of the ring!! Which way will this match go?!
[ Both wrestlers stagger back to their feet where Babba Ali hits a thumb to the eye stopping Hopkins in his tracks. Ali jabs Hopkins in the throat with a chop and then takes him by the wrist and drives him to the mat with a short arm clothesline! Babba Ali taps the side of his head smugly as he spots Hopkins beginning to rise, quickly going on the offensive now with a barrage of forearm shots to the side of the head that edge Hopkins back into the ropes. Ali then takes a few steps back and charges at Hopkins looking to clothesline him over the ropes only to have the Television Champion instead use Babba Ali’s own momentum against him, sending him flying out of the ring and down to the floor. Hopkins measures and pulls back the top rope nailing Ali with a wild tope suicida right onto Babba Ali! They both crash to the floor, right into the steel guardrail!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There’s one thing about Hopkins, he’s not afraid to put his fucking body on the line!!!
[ Outside the ring, Reverend Azazel orders Raven Horse and Ace Romero to go after Prophet and Steve Scott, clubbing them with massive blows and rolling them back into the ring and following them in. Raven Horse grabs Steve Scott by the throat, going for a chokeslam but Steve Scott spins around him and hits him with the Kill Shot (diving DDT from the second rope)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where the hell did that come from?! Oh my fucking God!!!
[ On the other side of the ring, Prophet lifts Romero going for the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop), only to have Romero counter into sit down powerbomb!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a counter by the big Italian!!! He just dodged a fucking bullet there my friend!!!
[ On the outside of the ring, Hopkins drags Babba Ali up and slugs him with a hard shot. Hopkins spins Babba Ali around, and nails him with a release German suplex onto the announcers table that explodes under his four hundred and twenty five pound frame!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit there’s nothing left of our table!!! There’s fucking pieces of it everywhere!!!
[ Hopkins climbs through the debris and locks Babba Ali in a Crippler Crossface. Babba Ali starts tapping out, but it's pointless because pins and tap-outs are only counted in the ring. Hopkins is twisting and torquing back on Ali’s head as hard as he can. Back inside the ring, Romero and Steve Scott are going at it now, grappling with one another until they fall over the ropes and to the floor on the far side of the ring. Back in the ring, Raven Horse and Prophet are both still down. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This match has turned into a complete cluster fuck. Hell, I can’t remember who the legal fucking man is right now!!!
[ Babba Ali's head looks like it could pop off his shoulders at any moment, but desperately; Ali grabs up a shard of that broken table and turns around jamming it backwards into the head of Hopkins! It jabs right into his head, causing him to bust wide open as blood soaks his face! He's temporarily blinded by his own blood and he lets go of Babba Ali and stands up trying to wipe the blood from his face and eyes. Never seeing it coming, Babba Ali, out of deviousness and desperation, charges in and slams Hopkins backwards right into the steel guardrail behind him!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Hopkins wasn’t still hurting from the beating that he took last Monday night, he sure the fuck is now!!!
[ Babba Ali drags Hopkins through the wreckage and rolls him into the ring. The crowd roars to their feet as Ali climbs to the top rope and nails him with the Big Bang (Top rope frog splash) a la his own tag team partner Ace Romero’s finisher!!! Babba Ali flips Hopkins lifeless body over and hooks the leg …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Raven Horse and the Natural Disasters!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an incredible match where both teams laid everything on the line!!! All six men are going to need a few weeks to heal up from the beating they took tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to tell you, Hopkins better stop thinking he’s fucking Superman and start wrestling smarter. Between the beating Joey Ryan gave him and then tonight at the hands of Babba Ali, it just shortened his career by years!!! Anyway, let’s go to the back where our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with the challengers to the World Tag Team championship, the Golden BoyZ!!!
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing side by side with the Golden BoyZ. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, tonight you once again go up against the Guerillas of Destiny for the World Tag Team titles. In your last attempt back at Crossfire, the Guerillas of Destiny defeated the two of with; with a little help from both the Chain Gang and the Lynch Mob…
Jake Anderson – Let’s get something straight Cindy, the Guerillas of Destiny didn’t beat us. The Lynch Mob beat us!!! The Chain Gang beat us!! Hell, the deck was stacked so fucking high against us we never stood a chance!!! But tonight, that all changes. We’ve learned our lesson the hard way!! We’ve gone through the Lynch Mob and beat their asses. We’ve gone through the Chain gang and beat their asses too. But those thugs couldn’t stand the thought of me and my brother fighting for something they weren’t and that’s the World Tag Team titles. G.O.D., you two mother fuckers want a war, you got a God damn war!!!
Cindy Meyers – Ok, relax. Dave, we watched last week on Adrenaline as the Lynch Mob defeated the Chain Gang crowning them the new number one contenders.
Dave Anderson – New number one contenders? It seems DDP and the absent owner of this company are both overlooking the Golden BoyZ once again!! Looking right past our match tonight and on to the next ppv. That’s a huge mistake!!! We both watched as G.O.D. came down to the ring to help the Lynch Mob win. Hell, they are looking past us too. Big fucking mistake boys!!! Tonight, my and my brother shock the whole fucking world when we take those straps from you and leave your asses broken in the ring!!!
[ The Golden BoyZ storm off the set as the show swings back to Chris and Mike at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Strong words by the Golden BoyZ tonight as they got toe to toe against the only team that has beaten them to date. This should be a hell of a match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Don’t forget, the Golden BoyZ have to either pin G.O.D. or make them submit to take the titles from them, but that’s not the same with the Guerillas of Destiny. There’s many ways they can walk out of the ppv tonight and retain their titles and that’s the champion’s advantage.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man you’ve been doing your fucking homework. Good for you buddy. It’s time for our first title match of the night. Let’s go back to the ring for this great Women’s Tag Team title match!!!
Women’s World Tag Team title match
Medusa Complex vs Caged Heat
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the Women’s World Tag Team championship!!! Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 234 lbs., Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie… Medusa Complex!!
[ “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie rocks the arena as the fans cheer on the very popular Medusa Complex. The two women make their way to the ring and climb in, posing on opposite turnbuckles as they soak in their first ppv appearance since joining the Empire. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two ladies had a series of hard-fought matches to get to this point. In the first round, they had to go through two of the Empires best singles wrestlers in Bloody Mary and Havok, and then in the second-round things didn’t get any easier as they defeated the Canadian Ninjas. To say that these two women have earned their spot in the finals is an understatement.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These two women epitomizes speed and power. Together they are the perfect combination if I were to build a tag team intent on winning gold. Tonight, they get their shot; but it won’t be easy. Caged Heat are not flashy and they are not going to wow you with high flying daredevil moves. They are going to pound on you until you can’t take it, and then pound on you some more.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Loca and Delta Lotta Pain… Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. Medusa Complex stay back as Caged Heat storms around the ring eyeing their opponents like they want to kill them. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women are ruthless. They will do just about anything tonight to walk out the Women’s World Tag Team Champions tonight even if it means putting the two women across from them in the hospital.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can’t think of any other two teams that are total opposites of each other in every way imaginable. This match could very well be the match of the ppv that steals the show!!!
[ As the bell sounds, Medusa Complex gets the better of Delta and Loca by attacking them from behind. Charli Evens hammers away on Delta, while Millie McKenzie uses her long legs to dropkick Loca in the back of the head. With a stunned set of vixens before them, Medusa Complex stomps away on them while a frantic referee tries to separate them. Just as he does, Medusa Complex are pulling their dazed opponents up by the wrists and guide them halfway down the ropes. Charli Evens and Millie McKenzie send their opponents into the ropes, but Delta and Loca come back out of nowhere with a double dropkick that sends both members of Medusa Complex flying! Delta turns to the camera shouting into the lens… ]
Delta Lotta Pain – Now that’s fucking relentless!!!
[ However, their celebration is short lived as the referee forces them to a neutral corner and tries to regain control of this contest. Slowly, Millie McKenzie gets back to her feet and Medusa Complex regroup in the opposite corner. Finally, this match continues, with Millie McKenzie and Delta locking horns in the center of the ring. Charli Evens yanks Delta’s hair from the outside and that gives Millie McKenzie the chance to knee Delta in the gut. She then hoists her up and suplexs her over. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evens, who comes in with a springboard elbow. Both members of Medusa Complex put the boots to Delta for a few moments, until the referee forces them out. Charli Evens lifts Delta up and throws her into the corner, where she charges in with a running back elbow to the face. Charli Evens rams the back of Delta’s head into the turnbuckle and then places her up on the top rope. Charli Evens climbs up with Delta and looks to do a huricanrana of some sort from the top rope, but Delta fights back and punches Charli Evens in the gut and then shoves her off the top rope! Charli Evens crashes into the center of the ring and Delta gets to the top and nails her with a frog splash! Delta quickly covers Charli Evens …1 …2 …and Millie McKenzie is in to make the save. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I think that Medusa Complex is fighting a smart match right now even though that pin attempt was against them. They need to continue to isolate Delta and make the quick tags to the fresh man.
[ Millie McKenzie pounds on Delta’s back and Loca has seen enough. She dashes in and grabs Millie McKenzie by her long hair and yanks her to the canvas. Delta and Loca sends Medusa Complex off the ropes. While Charli Evens and Millie McKenzie bounce off the opposite ropes, Delta and Loca explode into motion when Medusa Complex rebound toward them. Keeping things simple, both Delta and Loca dip a shoulder and spears the holy hell out of them!!! Delta showing her strength by lifting and planting the curvy Charli Evens and Loca mistreating Millie McKenzie, seemingly coming close to splitting the her in half. Millie McKenzie folding around the impaling shoulder of Loca before being planted into the mat. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That was the power game that we were talking about. Just look how quickly this match turned to Caged Heats favor.
[ Delta and Loca both grab a handful of hair and lift up their opponents forcing the teammates to face each other, Delta and Loca draws their foes heads back and smacks them together in a nasty meeting of the minds. Millie McKenzie is sent shooting to the canvas while Charli Evens staggers away drunkenly, finally leaning against the ropes to remain upright. The sold-out crowd is going nuts as the referee once again tries to regain control of their fearsome ladies. The referee finally gets things back to a one-on-one situation, with Charli Evens in there against Loca. Loca is all over Charli Evens with kicks and a couple of chops to the back of her neck. She lifts Charli Evens up for an atomic drop, but Charli Evens manages to jam her elbow into the face of Loca and then drives her into the mat with a running bulldog. She quickly rolls it over and squats down into a camel clutch, putting all her weight on the downed Loca. Millie McKenzie runs in, which draws Delta in. The referee pushes Millie McKenzie out of the ring and then starts forcing Delta back, but as the referee is turned facing Delta, Millie McKenzie hops back in and delivers the Wakeup Call (Delta locks in a Camel Clutch and McKenzie hits a Shinning Wizard)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy fuck, they just used the Woke Queens finisher!!! Tell me that wasn’t a fucking message being sent to them!!
[ The referee turns back around and sees nothing. He checks to see if Loca wants to give it up and despite being bent in a pretzel and having had her face smashed in, she refuses to give it up. Loca starts to fight her way out, as Charli Evens tries to keep her bent over. Loca gets up to her knees, but then Charli Evens jumps up and crashes down across the back of Loca. She reaches up and tags in Millie McKenzie who comes in with an elbow drop right to the small of the back. She goes for another, but Loca moves! Loca gets to her feet on spaghetti legs and hammers away at Millie McKenzie but as she goes for a big shot, Millie McKenzie pivots and cocks a European Uppercut that sweeps in under Loca’s chin. The impact snaps Loca’s head back and deposits Loca on her ass, looking up with wide and confused eyes. She gives her head a rattle and butt scoots slowly away from Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie shakes her head and waggles an index finger, then surges forward and delivers a front kick to Loca’s forehead that leaves her splayed. From the sidelines, Delta, in her corner, claps her hands, trying to send some energy to her partner. Loca manages to roll to her chest and push to all fours, crawling toward Delta in her corner. Delta reaches out looking for the tag. But she can manage nothing more before Millie McKenzie is upon her again. Grabbing an ankle, Millie McKenzie drags a stretching Loca, whose fingers are only a few inches from those of her teammate, away from salvation. She hoists her up into a beautiful back suplex. Not satisfied with that, she lifts her up into a butterfly suplex! Millie McKenzie slams Loca down in the center of the ring. She covers her up …1 …2 …and Delta dives in making the save! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Quick thinking by Delta to dive in and make the save!!
[ The referee is quick to force Delta out of the ring, as Millie McKenzie puts the boots to Loca. Loca crawls again to make the tag, but as she leaps to tag, she’s caught by the ankle yet again. Millie McKenzie begins pulling her back and settles in the middle of the ring, turning with her grip in place and drawing back into a crouch over Loca’s shoulders with the leg still in tow. Nearly sitting on the back of Loca’s neck, Millie McKenzie applies her half-crab at distinctly uncomfortable proportions, even to watch. Loca’s right side is nearly in a full circle, her vertebrae distended to the snapping point, Loca howling in pain. The referee checks in and is looking to see if Loca wants to give it up. Delta cheers her on in the corner and Loca somehow claws to the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Loca needed that rope break!! She’s been in there for a while now and I’m not sure how much more of this she can take!!!
[ The referee calls for a clean break and Millie McKenzie gives a break, but it’s hardly clean as she drops down across the leg a few times first. She then lifts Loca up and into what might be a tombstone, but Loca uses those legs, which should be nearly broken at this point and snakes them around the head of Millie McKenzie and head-scissors her down! She rolls over and starts to head towards her corner and she reaches up and tags in Delta! Delta comes in like a house of fire as she smashes a big forearm into the face of Millie McKenzie and then gives a right hand to Charli Evens on the apron knocking her to the floor!! Delta then puts an arm between Millie McKenzie’s legs from behind and launches her off the canvas and across her shoulders, clamping down on either side, an arm around Millie McKenzie’s thighs and another around her neck with the Torture Rack!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Delta is trying to fucking snap McKenzie in two!!!
[ Delta starts to turn in counterclockwise direction with increasing speed. She converts the move into the Gory Bomb Special! With Millie McKenzie stretched out like a helicopter propeller, Delta spins Millie McKenzie into a blur and tosses her off her shoulders, and she plummets to the canvas, slamming to her back on the mat. With Millie McKenzie’s eyes still spinning, Delta picks her up while Loca bounces off the ropes nailing McKenzie with Hard Time (a bear hug, clothesline combination)!!! Charli Evans tries to get back into the ring, but Loca dives through the middle ropes spearing her to the floor as Delta goes for the win with the roll-up …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and new Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat!!!
[ Former Women’s World Champion and former Women’s World Tag Team champion Gail Kim is on hand to raise Cage Heats hand in victory. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caged Heat has become the first Women’s World Tag Team champions since two thousand and three when Bobbi Billard and Gail Kim held the nWo’s Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Gail Kim, one of the greatest women’s wrestler in the history of the Empire is a former three time Women’s World champion and as you noted also held a version of the Women’s World Tag Team titles… what the fuck!!!!
[ Suddenly, from out of nowhere; the Woke Queens hit the ring and attack the Women’s World Tag Team champions from behind taking them down and blasting them with huge lefts and rights!!! ]
[ Cage Heat is left battered in the ring as the Woke Queens walk out with the Women’s World Tag Team championship belts in hand. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Did you just see what I saw? The Woke Queens have resorted to stealing the Women’s Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I guess in their minds one screw job deserves another!!! Payback is a bitch and the Woke Queens are the queen bitches!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – As the Woke Queens make their way out of the arena with the Women’s World Tag Team titles, we now turn our attention backstage where our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with Maria Manic. ]
[ The show swings to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Maria Manic. ]
Cindy Meyers – Maria, last week on Adrenaline I can’t imagine that things went as you has planned when Bloody Mary laid you out with the Women’s World title after you took attacked Amber Nova.
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – I tried to make a statement going into the ppv tonight, but it was Bloody Mary standing over both of us at the end of the night.
[ Just then, Bloody Mary walks onto the set smiling at Maria. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – What do you want? Can’t you see that this is my time?
Bloody Mary – Your time? Really? My memory may be a little fuzzy at times, but I remember beating your ass in the first round of the Women’s World title tournament. This match tonight, it should be mine!! You jumped the line bitch!!!
[ Maria smiles at her rolling her eyes. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – You know Mary, it’s cunts like you that think they’re owed something. Yeah, you beat me once, but that was weeks ago and like it or not I earned this title match!!!
[ And she chuckles at Mary again. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – It’s funny things about lines… your ass is in the back!!!
[ Maria storms off the set leaving a pissed off Bloody Mary standing there stewing. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, Bloody Mary believes that she should be in this match tonight and not have to wait until next month to face tonight’s winner. She seems a little bitter about that.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You think. After her match with Havok last week she was the only woman left standing in the ring as Havok, Maria and Amber were all left laying in the ring laid out. Her time will come, but unfortunately; she needs to wait it out.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking about waiting their turn, the Lynch Mob also have to wait their turn as they won their number one Contendership match last week against the Chain Gang, albeit some help from the World Tag Team champions themselves. Tonight, the World Tag Team titles are on the line as the Guerillas of Destiny face off against the Golden BoyZ in a rematch from Crossfire!!! This one should be good!!! Let’s go back to the ring for our second title match of the night!!!
World Tag Team title rematch
G.O.D. © vs The Golden BoyZ
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the World Tag Team titles!!! First, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the current and reigning World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base showing off their World Tag Team titles. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And there they are Chris, the World Tag Team champions!!! They are a very impressive team that enjoy dealing out pain to their opposition!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Pain? Let’s be honest. They enjoy kicking the shit out of people!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring accompanied by Havok; and weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., “The Golden BoyZ”!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers along with Havok strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. Circling the ring, they never take their eyes off of the World Tag Team Champions as they climb into the ring and unmask. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There’s the Golden BoyZ!!! This is their second World Tag Team title match and it may very well be their last for some time. Like we talked about, the Lynch Mob are next in line so if the Golden BoyZ don’t capture the titles from G.O.D., it may be months before they are back in the title picture.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s the thing about our World Tag Team title picture Mike. We’ve got some great tag teams and even the ones that are struggling right now are pretty damn good too.
[ Both teams stand in the middle of the ring as the referee goes over the rules, and the tension is incredible. Finally, the bell sounds and Tama starts things off with Dave. They lock up, but Tama quickly does a go behind into a hammerlock on Dave. He has the hold locked in tight on Dave, but Dave is finally able to reach through his legs and pull the leg out from underneath Tama. As Tama stands up, Dave slams a fist into his jaw and then pulls him into a twisting gut wrench suplex! Dave quickly scissors the leg and tags in Jake who climbs up to the middle rope and then dives off with a stomp to the back of Tama, while he’s still scissored up by Dave. The Golden BoyZ then pull Tama up into a double team vertical suplex, dropping him rather unpleasantly to the canvas. Tanga tries to reach in and help Tama, but the referee keeps him back. That allows Jake to hit a jumping back elbow on him. Havok reaches in under the bottom rope and begins choking Tama. The referee doesn’t see it as he’s too preoccupied with Tanga. Finally, he turns around, but by this time Jake has pulled Tama up into a bridging snap suplex for the win …1 …2 …and Tama kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – With the help of Havok at ringside, the Golden BoyZ drew first blood!! This is going to be a fucking great match!!!
[ Jake stays right on top of him with another couple of hard shots and then lifts Tama up and backs him into the corner. Jake jams a few shots into Tama’s rib cage, but Tama fights back and jacks his jaw with a roundhouse. Tama spins out of the corner connecting with a discus clothesline! Tama lifts Jake up and takes him from corner to post, with a long ride head smash into the turnbuckles. He goes for another big ram into the turnbuckles, but Jake rakes his eyes and then kicks him in the gut followed by a spike DDT!!! Jake rolls on top of Tama for the pin as the referee counts …1 …2 … 2 ½ …and Tama just barely escapes as he kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Golden BoyZ have kept Tama isolated for most of the match thus far. He desperately needs to get Tanga into this match!!!
[ Tanga tries to get in, but Havok comes around the ring and grabs his foot. Tanga turns and takes kick at Havok, and misses as she darts away. The crowd pops as the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova storms down to the ring pissed off and she starts going blow to blow with Havok!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I can’t believe that she’s down here!!! She’s got a huge title match later tonight!!
[ Dave makes a blind tag and comes in to help Jake with a double team slam. Dave lifts Tama up and runs him into the turnbuckle with a big shot to the ribs. He backs up and jams his shoulder into the gut. He then hoists Tama up to the top rope and climbs up with him, hooking his head into a massive top rope superplex! Dave rolls Tama up for the win …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tanga is able to get in this time and break it up just as the referee’s hand is about to hit the mat!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Things aren’t looking good for the World Tag Team champions right now. Tama has gotten his ass beat and he really needs to tag the fuck out!!!
[ Dave trades shots with Tanga, but Tanga hits a big hip block to the midsection and then sledges him in the back. Tanga whips him off into the ropes, looking for the Big Boot, but Dave puts on the brakes in time. The referee forces Tanga out of the ring, as Tama staggers back to his feet, only to be met by a clothesline by Dave. In the corner, Tanga tries to will Tama to his feet. Tama stumbles upright on wobbly legs, but Dave is on top of him with lefts and rights. Dave spins him around, but Tama counters into a backslide pin attempt …1 …2 …and Dave bridges up out of it. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a move by Tama!!! He now needs to get to his corner and get the fresh man in!!!
[ Tama grabs his head as he tries to stand up and flips Dave around with a huge spinning neck-breaker! Tama spins Dave around, dishing out another clothesline and then takes a shot at Jake in the corner. Tama scoots to the middle rope and hits a leaping clothesline on Dave! Tama finally reaches up and tags in Tanga! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is the shot of energy that the World champs needs!!!
[ Tanga comes in and starts hitting Dave with several big forearm shots. Dave fights back with a forearm of his own, but Tanga stops his momentum with a knee to the gut and then a big hip toss! He picks Dave up and lifts him overhead, nailing him with a snake-eyes in the corner! Tanga grabs Dave by the throat, thinking that perhaps he can get a chokeslam, but out of nowhere Dave counters, pulling Tanga in close and then flipping him over with a sideways belly-to-belly suplex! Dave now lifts one of Tanga’s legs up and jams it back down. Tanga starts to get to his feet, but Dave pulls him into a front face lock and rains down brutal forearm shivers. He then lifts the big man up into a gourd buster! Dave grabs the ankle twisting and turning it into an ankle lock!!! Dave’s got it cinched in deep and Tanga is in trouble as the referee sees if he wants to tap out!!! Finally, Tama hops in to break it up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Golden BoyZ are wrestling the perfect match!! You can tell these boys did their homework!!!
[ Tama drags Dave off his partner and nails him with a spike DDT dropping him square on his head!!! Jake tries to come in and break it up, but the referee stops him. Tama now splits the legs of Dave and illegally stomps down in a low blow to his nuts! Tama gets out of the ring as Tanga scoops Dave up and body slams him down on the mat before standing on Dave’s throat!!! Dave thrashes out in pain as the referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and the referee turns around and forces Tanga to break the choke hold!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And just like that the match has swung back in the favor of the Tag Team champs!!
[ Tanga scoops Dave back up and flings him halfway across the ring. Tanga tags back out to Tama, who rushes in catching Dave with a running back elbow. Tama quickly hooks Dave’s leg going for the win …1 …2 …and Jake dives in to break it up! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champions came so damn close to ending this match!!! They wanted a fight, the Golden BoyZ brought it tonight!!!
[ Tama lifts Dave up and brings him down right onto his knee with a spinning backbreaker. He then lifts him up for another backbreaker, but Dave somehow flips around him and then rolls him up for a school boy …1 …2 …and Tanga dives in to break that up! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me, the Golden BoyZ almost stole the match right there!!!
[ Tanga takes a swing at Dave, but Dave rolls through Tanga’s legs to avoids the shot making the hot tag in to Jake! Jake springs to the top rope and then leaps off with a flying crossbody onto both Tanga and Tama! Both members of the Guerillas of Destiny go down in a car crash! Tanga and Tama staggers back to their feet as Jake unloads with a pair of dropkicks on each man. Both men are slow to their feet, but as they stand up, Jake is on top of them. He hammers Tanga into the turnbuckles and then charges in with a big splash! Jake backs up and grabs Tama flinging him into the opposite corner, charging in hitting Tama with a splash too! He then runs back, trying to do another splash on Tanga again, but Tanga catches him in his arms, spins and drives him into the mat with a massive spinebuster slam!!! Tama climbs to the top rope and drops a huge elbow across Jake’s throat and then hooks the leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Dave dives in with the save!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Both teams are throwing everything they got at each other!!! Each team is just one big move away from winning this damn thing!!!
[ The referee forces Tanga out of the ring as Tama waits for Jake to stand up. Tama grabs Jake, but Jake spins around and drop kicks him in the knee taking his leg out from under him. Jake grabs Tama’s arms and drills him with a rolling DDT before hooking his leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova puts Tama’s foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Quick thinking by the Women’s World Champion to save Tama from being pinned!!!
[ Jake can’t believe it as he pounds his fists on the mat thinking that he had the win. Jake lifts Tama back up into the air and goes for a suplex, but Tama counters nailing Jake with a spinning neck breaker!!! But both men go down in a heap as they are exhausted and worn out after this wild melee. Tama starts to stir and rolls over onto Jake with just one arm earning him a weak pin attempt …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Jake is able to kick out at the last split second. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Both teams are fucking exhausted right now as we can see that the kickouts are taking even longer to break up the pin attempts!!! Who’s going to win this is anyone’s fucking guess!!
[ Tama drags Jake up, but Jake fights free and reaches out to tag in Dave, but as he does; Tama runs and slams into him causing Jake to butt heads with Dave and Jack goes crashing off the apron crashing right into Havok!!! Tama nails Dave with a second neck breaker. Tama then pulls Dave over into his corner and stretches his leg out before dropping an elbow into the inner thigh. He starts pulling back on the hamstring muscles, trying to weaken the legs of Dave. Dave tries to grab the rope, but Amber Nova pulls the ropes back so that he can’t get to it. Dave just about has the rope when Tanga baseball slides his foot in and kicks Dave in the face! Dave is lifted into the air by Tama and spun around into a tilt-a-whirl face breaker. Tama distracts the referee, as Tanga sneaks into the ring and elbows Dave into the corner. He starts unloading in the corner with massive elbow shots!!! Tanga places his boot up under the chin of Dave and chokes him out. The referee finally sees it starts his count …1 …2 …3 …4 …and forces Tanga to break the choke and get out of the ring. Tama spins Dave around and unloads on him in the corner with shot after shot. Tama lifts Dave up as Tanga flies off the top rope with the Kill Shot (The Dudley Death Drop)!!! The crowd boos as Amber Nova keeps Jake from getting into the ring. Tama drops down to cover Dave as the referee count …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Guerillas of Destiny were in a hell of a fight tonight, but at the end of the day they walk out the World Tag Team champions and the Golden BoyZ head back to the drawing board suffering their second loss.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Golden BoyZ brought the fight right at G.O.D. tonight, but again G.O.D. was the better of the two teams. The Golden BoyZ might feel like shit now, but they have a shit ton to feel good about moving on here in the Empire. Hey, what’s this…
[ The crowd pops as the Lynch Mob walks out on stage. ]
[ The Lynch mob just stares down at G.O.D. motioning to them that they are coming for those World Tag Team titles. The show cuts away to the back where we see General Manager DDP marching through the backstage area followed by a camera crew. ]
[ DDP stops outside the Natural Disasters dressing room door and pounds on it. Nobody answer fast enough for him, so he pounds on the door again. Finally, Reverend Azazel opens the door with an evil smile. ]
Reverend Azazel – General Manager, how can I help you.
General Manager DDP – Cut the shit. I know what you and your goon squad did to Marc.
[ Azazel has a shocked look on his face. ]
Reverend Azazel – I really have no idea…
General Manager DDP – Marc’s awake and he told me that Ali and Romero attacked him last night outside his hotel. That it was a hit to take him out of the match!!!
Reverend Azazel – Now why on Earth would we do that? My men are the two biggest men in the Empire today. Why would we target poor Marc Fulton over say… Prophet, who is much more of a threat, don’t you think?
General Manager DDP – You’re playing a very dangerous game with me. If I find proof that either one of your boys had anything to do with this, I’ll suspend them both and I’ll revoke your manager’s license. Do you understand me?
[ Azazel smiles at DDP. ]
Reverend Azazel – Perfectly.
[ DDP storms off as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I don’t think that anyone that watches the W.W.E. each and every week on tv didn’t think that the Natural Disasters had a hand in this. They are and, in my mind, the obvious culprits.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I don’t know Mike. Azazel had a pretty good point. If I was going to target anyone, why not go after the toughest guy on the team. That would have made more sense to me.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Moving on to our next title match of the night, we have Tito Escobar defending his United States Heavyweight title against Kahagas in our first ever Steel Chain match. This one is going to be one for the ages. Let’s go back to the ring for some more great wrestling action!!!
A Steel Chain match for the WWE United States title
Tito Escobar © vs Kahagas
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a Steel Chain match for the United States Heavyweight championship!! Making his way to the ring accompanied by Los Vipers, weighing in at 198 lbs., he is the current and reigning United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. The United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar struts out all cocky with his Mexican Heavyweight championship around his waist followed by Los Vipers to the booing of the sold-out crowd. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes with a cocky ass smile on his face. Los Vipers follow him in and mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is a hell of a faction Chris. The combination of Tito Escobar and Los Vipers have united to make up the Cartel!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If you’re keeping track at home, that makes three stables now in the Empire. The Cartel being one. Reverend Azazel’s group of misfit toys being the other and of course, the team with all the gold aptly called the Gold Standard led by our very own World Heavyweight champion Alexander Stone.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Demon” makes his way down to the ring and rolls in never taking his eyes off of the Mexican Heavyweight Champion nor his lackies Los Vipers who pace around the ring looking like hungry wolves stalking their prey!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas earned this title shot two weeks ago when he faced Caristico and beat him via disqualification when Los Vipers came down to the ring and attacked them. Things went from bad to worse when Caristico and Kahagas teamed up to face Los Vipers and ended up losing that match too. It’s been a rocky road for these two men this past month.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s going to be tough enough that he has to wrestle Tito Escobar in this chain match, but he will need eyes in the back of his head when it comes to Los Vipers as well.
[ After the referee fastens the chain to their respective wrists, he calls for the bell. Immediately Kahagas charges at Escobar, looking to land the first blow, but Escobar rolls out of the ring and runs around one of the posts, making it so that when Kahagas rolls outside to meet him, the chain prevents him from going any further and Kahagas can’t get at Escobar. Like a fly caught in a spiderweb, he tries to get out, but Escobar comes flying at him with a huge leaping forearm right into the head of Kahagas. Kahagas smashes back first into the ring apron. Escobar wrapped Kahagas’s end of the chain around that steel ring post, but he gave himself enough room to move around. He starts hammering away on Kahagas, with several stiff shots. Escobar then lifts up the steel chain and smashes it into the head of Kahagas. Escobar goes for another shot, but Kahagas kicks him in the gut. Kahagas tries to grab Escobar, but Escobar rolls just far enough away that Kahagas can’t reach him. Once again, the chain is cutting Kahagas off and he can’t go any further. Escobar starts laughing and taunting Kahagas, just out of reach. Escobar continues to taunt Kahagas, but comes just a hint too close to Kahagas and Kahagas grabs him by the top of the head. He’s got just the scruff of Escobar’s head and he pulls Escobar closer and decks him right in the face with a big shot. Kahagas pulls Escobar down to his knees and wraps the steel chain around his neck, choking Escobar for all he’s worth. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This isn’t going to be your typical match folks!!! These two guys are going to make each other bleed and I mean fucking bleed a lot!!
[ Escobar tries to get free, but soon his eyes are bulging and he’s being choked nearly to death by Kahagas. Kahagas chokes the ever-loving hell out of Escobar with the steel chain. The referee is just there to watch on. This match has to be won inside the ring. He waves his hands, knowing he is powerless to stop this. Kahagas continues to twist the chain around Escobar’s neck. Kahagas pauses for just a moment, to rain down a half dozen or so punches to the top of Escobar’s head. Vicious, full contact, closed fists. Each one bouncing off the forehead and by proxy, the skull of Escobar. Kahagas stops hitting his head and continues to strangle him with the steel chain. Escobar as his consciousness fades, realizes that he has to do something. He reaches up and punches Kahagas right in the bread basket. Kahagas doesn’t even flinch and instead continues to twist that steel chain tighter around Escobar’s neck. Welts are raising on the neck of Escobar as he gasps for breath. Finally, in desperation, he launches another punch, this time a bit further south. Escobar drills Kahagas with a blatant, but perfectly legal in this environment, low blow. Surprisingly, Kahagas doesn’t seem to be affected. At least not at first. Every synapse in his brain too busy focusing on choking Escobar to death, but finally, the body’s motor functions catch up to the brain and Kahagas collapses, holding himself. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – In a normal match that low blow by Escobar would have gotten him disqualified, but in a match like this; that’s perfectly legal. Anything, and I mean fucking anything; goes out there!! These guys are going to do everything short of kill each other. That’s pretty much all the referee is out there to watch for. That nobody gets fucking killed.
[ The crowd lets loose a wave of boos as it almost seems like they’re going to riot. Despite the fact that Kahagas has been choking Escobar nearly lifeless with the steel chain, now they’re upset at the devious tactics of Escobar. Escobar takes some deep breaths, desperate to get some much-needed oxygen back into his lungs and through his bloodstream. He coughs and hacks for a moment, unwrapping the chain from around his throat. He slowly gets up to his feet and grabs a ten-foot piece of the steel chain, whipping it down across the back of Kahagas. Each blow causing a louder and louder negative reaction from the crowd. Each lash drawing significant boos and shouts. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My God he’s being lashed with that steel chain!!! Those huge links leaving massive welts on Kahagas’s back!!
[ Escobar then loops the steel chain around Kahagas neck and stands on his back, raising it forward, choking Kahagas in reciprocation. Escobar chokes Kahagas, but it’s not quite as intense as Kahagas had choked him before. Kahagas jerks and spasms and soon the life gone out of his legs as he lays flat and Escobar doesn’t seem to care. Escobar drops Kahagas head unceremoniously, dropping the chain as well. Kahagas’s face smashes into the concrete floor. Escobar now grabs the legs of Kahagas and twists them around in the chain, almost hogtying him. Unfortunately, it shortens the amount of chain that Escobar has to walk with, so he just jumps up into the air and then down across the back with a knee drop. Kahagas is clearly not unconscious or he’s jerked back to life from the impact, as he lets out a loud grunt of agony and soon a second squeal of pain as Escobar drives his knee into the back a second time. Escobar now untangles his legs and slowly works the chain and himself around the steel ring-post, freeing Kahagas from the trap he sprung at the opening moments of the match. Of course, it’s not much consolation to Kahagas, because he’s down face first on the outside. Kahagas places his hands on the concrete floor and tries to stand up, but Escobar runs at him and kicks him as if he were a soccer ball right in the ribs. Another big stomp comes down around the kidneys and soon Escobar has the large steel chain up in his hands again and brings it down like a sadistic metal whip across the spinal cord of Kahagas. The crowd jeers in disgust, but now Escobar is feeding off the hatred and seems to enjoy their visceral reaction to his violence. he lashes out again with the steel chain, causing Kahagas to writhe in agony yet again. Escobar lashes out one final time, before hauling Kahagas up and wrapping the steel chain around his head. He then uses the steel chain to help him lift Kahagas up and suplex him over onto the concrete floor! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This match has clearly turned into the champions favor Mike. Kahagas has had the life sucked right out of him.
[ The steel chain snapping tighter around Kahagas neck, adding extra aggravation to the already injured area. Escobar crawls on top of him and just starts plastering him with heavy lefts and rights. huge chop to the chest from Escobar. Kahagas tries to fight back, jabbing a forearm into the ribs and he pulls Escobar’s head in close and starts biting him across the forehead, but Escobar jams a thumb into Kahagas eye and stops that brief return to form. Escobar kicks Kahagas in the stomach and then hoists him up. Another big chop to the chest and then he whips Kahagas against the steel guardrail, before delivering a knee to the midsection. Escobar picks Kahagas up and lands snake eyes on the steel barrier, before clotheslining him down. Kahagas head is now busted wide open. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here comes the blood as Kahagas has been busted wide open!!!
[ Escobar quickly wraps the steel chain around his fist and bashes it into the top of Kahagas head a few times, causing the steel links to become colored red with blood. Escobar smiles, as blood spurts all over his fist and chest. He turns and looks into the crowd and taunts them, his body covered in the crimson visage of their hero. Escobar lifts Kahagas up, but Kahagas is able to fight back some, ramming Escobar backwards into the steel railing. The two men collapsing in a heap on the entrance ramp. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both men are exhausted and it has to be worse for Kahagas with the loss of blood right now.
[ Both men begin exchanging blows and as Steen tries to stand up, Kahagas wraps the steel chain around his ankle, tripping him up and causing him to fall back down onto the metal rampway. The crowd cheers as Kahagas wraps the steel chain around the ankle of Escobar and twists it around as if he’s going to put on some sort of ankle lock with the chain. Escobar is able to kick backwards and knock him away. Escobar gets to his feet and grabs Kahagas and the two fight down the aisle. Kahagas breaking free of Escobar’s grasp and whips him into the steel guardrail. Kahagas picks up the steel chain and smashes it right into the head of Escobar! Kahagas quickly unleashes a series of European Uppercuts rocking Escobar’s head backwards and almost over the guardrail. Kahagas grabs a fan’s steel chair and cracks it across the back of Escobar! Escobar falls down on the ramp in a heap. The force so hard that Kahagas end of the chain is pulled down and he nearly loses his balance. Kahagas pulls Escobar up for a reverse full nelson suplex on the steel metal ramp that connects with utter brutality! The back of Escobar’s head is now bleeding. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now it’s Escobar who’s busted wide open!!
[ Kahagas is hurting from that move as well, but climbs to his feet and drags Escobar up with him. He throws him forward and through the entrance curtains into the backstage area. Kahagas rams Escobar into one of the backstage area walls. He grabs up a box from a catering table and smashes it into Escobar’s head. Backstage in the hallway, the two men start exchanging blows again. They crash through some staging area boxes and continue to brawl all over the place. Escobar tries to retreat, limping away as fast as he can, but now it’s him who’s caught by the steel chain as Kahagas yanks on his end and pulls Escobar into a chain assisted short-arm clothesline. Kahagas slams Escobar into one of the cement walls, before nailing him with a full trashcan! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We told you that this fight was going to take us all over the arena and that anything goes!!
[ Kahagas picks up the steel chain and he whips it down across Escobar’s back, with turnabout being fair play! Kahagas wraps a bit of the steel chain around his arm and measures him up for a clothesline. Escobar is slow to get to his feet and as Kahagas charges at him, Escobar avoids the clothesline and catches Kahagas with a thrust kick that sends him crashing through the exit door and into the parking garage! Escobar slowly begins wrapping up the steel chain as he follows Kahagas into the parking area. He has almost all twenty feet of the chain wrapped up and just lifts it up and throws it down on top of Kahagas! He then starts looking around for something else. He can’t seem to find anything but an orange pylon. He picks it up and throws it at Kahagas, as Kahagas starts to stand up, he gets hit with it with blood pouring off of Kahagas head. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Escobar is using anything he can get his hands on to beat the ever-loving shit out of Kahagas!!!
[ Escobar approaches Kahagas but is caught by surprise as Kahagas sends a forearm to his midsection. Kahagas grabs his head and rams it into a catering van! Blood goes splattering across the white van’s side door, but it’s not clear just who’s blood is on the van. Kahagas follows with a knee into Escobar’s gut. Escobar doubles over allowing Kahagas throw him onto a limousine parked in the back. Kahagas climbs on top of him, punching him repeatedly in the face. He grabs the steel chain, tightening out a piece and choking it across the throat of Escobar yet again. Escobar’s throat is bright red. Escobar reaches up raking the eyes and flipping Kahagas over him with both men on top of the limo. Escobar picks him up, signaling for a suplex. As soon as he goes to lift him up, Kahagas wraps his leg around Escobar’s with both men jockeying for position for a moment but Kahagas overpowers Escobar and lifts him up into a fisherman suplex onto the limo! Kahagas grabs the steel chain and wraps it around the throat of Escobar yet again but this time instead of choking him with it, he’s simply using it to drag Escobar off the limo and out of the parking lot area. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to believe that Kahagas is going to try and get Escobar back in the ring so that he can end this!!
[ Kahagas continues dragging Escobar back into the arena, through the backstage area and some cheering production assistants. Down the entrance ramp they come, with Escobar being dragged behind. He occasionally gets up to his hands and knees and is hobbled through like a dog on a leash, but Kahagas yanks him forward and goes back to dragging him. Escobar is yanked up the rampway and soon Kahagas is on the apron. He begins pulling Escobar up, using the chain. But Escobar finally unravels. He’s dizzied from his unceremonious walk down the ramp and Kahagas jumps off the apron with a handful of the steel chain in his hand with a chained fist shot to the head! That shot cuts Escobar’s head wide open. Now he’s got a big gash right on the front of his head paring with the one on the back of his head and Escobar goes down in a bloody heap. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That fucking steel chain shot off the ring apron busted Escobar wide open!!! That gash is going to require stiches to close up!!!
[ Slowly but surely, Kahagas hauls a nearly limp Escobar up and throws him into the ring. Kahagas stomps up the steel steps and is careful not to get the chain tangled in the ropes, before climbing inside. Kahagas picks Escobar up and places his head between his legs, then wraps the steel chain around his head followed up with a pedigree on the steel chain! A sickening amount of blood continues to pour out of Escobar’s head with a small flap of forehead skin rolling down. He’s going to need countless stitches. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me that’s so fucking gross!!!
[ Kahagas looks out into the crowd as they are swarming like jackals ready to see Kahagas put the end to Escobar. Kahagas raises up the steel chain once more, to a huge ovation and smashes it down into Escobar’s head. He raises it up yet again and drives another sickening steel chain shot right to the head! Kahagas hoists Escobar up and drags him around by the steel chain, once again around his nearly withered neck. Kahagas slaps the first turnbuckle and there’s no resistance from Escobar. He drags Escobar around into the second corner and slaps that second buckle. He grabs Escobar up and goes to slap the third, and he touches it; but as he does, Escobar loops a bit of the steel chain around the steel ring post. As Kahagas starts marching him towards the fourth buckle, he gets within a couple feet and he can’t touch it. The chain is preventing him from touching it. Escobar has once again used the chain to prevent Kahagas from moving any further. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Great ring awareness by the champion knowing exactly where he was and how many posts that Kahagas need to touch!!
[ Kahagas drops Escobar to the mat and starts kicking him as he reaches out, trying to get to that last turnbuckle. He’s getting closer, almost as if he’s stretching the links of those chains. Escobar can see that Kahagas is about to touch it, so he grabs the steel chain and he twists it around his neck. Tightening that chain around his own neck, just to remove some of the linkage and pull Kahagas further away from the last turnbuckle. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Escobar is fucking insane. He’s resorted to choking himself out just to deny Kahagas the victory.
[ Kahagas has seen enough, he turns and goes to kick Escobar’s bloody, mutilated head, but as he comes at Escobar, Escobar wraps the steel chain around his foot to block it and he’s tangled Kahagas up in the steel chain. Escobar follows with a headbutt to the gut with both men collapsing in the center of the ring. Escobar is gasping for breath as he works the chain out from around part of his neck, but he can’t fully get it undone. He goes over the turnbuckles and undoes the chain from the corner post. Escobar starts hoisting Kahagas up and goes over and touches the first buckle. He touches it, but as he does, so does Kahagas. They both race to the second buckle, with Kahagas slapping it first, but Escobar hitting it right after. They are both crawling now to the third buckle. Kahagas and Escobar seem to touch it almost simultaneously. The chain wrapped around parts of Escobar’s face and neck and around the leg of Kahagas. Kahagas is vertical, but Escobar goes through his legs and starts crawling to that fourth and final turnbuckle. Kahagas turns around and seeing that Escobar is closer to the turnbuckle, he drops down, yanking on the chain that’s choking Escobar. He’s choking the life out of Escobar yet again, but Escobar continues to pull himself towards the turnbuckle. Using sheer will and nearly breaking his own neck in the process, the bloody Escobar works his way forward and choking himself in the process drags Kahagas behind him! He’s dragging Kahagas and reaches up and touches that last turnbuckle, just as he passes out from lack of oxygen! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Love it or hate it, Tito Escobar has won this brutal war of a match and has retained his United States Heavyweight title!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a fucking fight we just witnessed where we just saw both men leave everything in and out of the ring!!! Both men are going to need to be taken to the hospital!!!
[ Kahagas kneels in the center of the ring in disbelief that he just lost the brutal match when from outside the ring, Los Vipers finally make their presence felt as they stomp him down unable to defend himself. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Like a pack of wild dogs, Los Vipers are picking at the bones of Kahagas!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Los Vipers are making sure that Kahagas doesn’t get any ideas in his head to ask for a rematch!!! They are not just trying to hurt him; they are trying to finish him!!!
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico rushes down to the ring and dives under the bottom rope!! ]
[ Tito orders Los Vipers out of the ring as Caristico kneels next to Kahagas making sure he’s ok. Kahagas looks up at Caristico and shoves him aside not wanting or thinking that he needs his help as he rolls out of the ring and heading back up the rampway. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Maybe Kahagas should be a little thankful for what Caristico just did for his ass. He was getting his ass kicked by Los Vipers and if it wasn’t for Caristico who knows how far they would have taken that beatdown.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Screw it. Next time let his dumb ass get beat down then. It was three on one for fucks sake.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We said friend, well said. I’m getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by backstage with the General Manager of the Empire DDP. ]
[ The show swings backstage as we see Cindy Meyers with General Manager DDP. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, we were told that you have an important announcement for us tonight. The floor is yours.
General Manager DDP – Thanks Cindy. Yes, I do have a very big announcement and it is in regards to the Women’s division here in the Empire. As you have all seen, week after week; the women of the Empire have given us one hundred and ten percent each and every week. Therefore, the owner of the Empire along with myself; have officially created a brand-new title for the women of the Empire to compete for. It will be the Women’s National title!!!
[ As DDP shows off the brand new Women’s title belt to the ppv audience, the show swings back to Chris and Mike ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s a beautiful belt and I for one want to say congratulations to all the women in the company and I can’t wait to see who we will crown as the first ever Women’s National Champion!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The question I have is how are we going to crown that new champion? Are we going to have another tournament? Are we going by rankings? A battle royal maybe? The possibilities are endless, right?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have no clue how they are going to determine that, but I’m sure it’s going to be amazing to watch. It’s time to go back to the ring and our next big title match as the Women’s World title is on the line!!!
Women’s World title match
Amber Nova © vs Maria Manic
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the Women’s World championship!!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the current and reigning Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There she is. The Women’s World Champion is here. All bow down to the best female wrestler in the game today!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bow down? Are you feeling ok? This roster is stacked with great women wrestlers. I think Maria Manic might have something to say about that.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, making her way to the ring weighing in at 161 lbs., “The Maneater” Maria Manic!
[ A mix of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring never taking her hate filled eyes off of the Women’s Champion. Maria comes right at her and Amber steps through the ropes yelling at the referee to get her the hell back!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here’s the current number one contender to the Women’s title!!! She’s taller and weighs sixty pounds more than the Women’s champion and she’s going to give Amber all that she can handle. This is going to be a hell of a match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Wait a fucking minute. Didn’t you just say Amber was the best in the game today? You flip flop so much it drives me nuts.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They can’t hit a moving target. You know what I mean?
[ The referee calls for the bell and the Women’s champion mockingly grins at Maria saying… ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You aint shit, bitch. Just some trailer park whore that can’t stand living in my shadow!!
[ Maria explodes at Amber, diving for her legs and quickly taking her off of them with a double leg takedown. Maria is on top and quick, delivering a pair of chops to the neck and then Maria applies an inverted face lock to a seated Nova and places her far leg between the Women's Champion's legs and pushes her near leg's knee against Nova's back. The Women's Champion is trapped, trying to escape but she's tangled up good. Maria then pulls Nova's head backwards with her arms and Nova's far leg outwards with her leg. It's a deep twisted variation on a stretch plum hold and she's got it applied beautifully. Maria knowing just how to contort the body in painful positions. Nova's tanned body is mangled around the harder curves of Maria as she shrieks in complete pain as Maria pulls back with all her might. Nova tries to escape, but she's not getting anywhere. Maria cranks back with all her might, trying to break Nova in half. Maria clamps down as hard as she can, trying to stretch Nova apart at the seams. Nova reaches back and rakes Maria across her neck drawing blood!! Nova gets back to her feet, trying to rub some feeling back into her various parts. Maria holds her neck for a moment, wiping a bit of blood off of it. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – One can say that Amber drew first blood, no pun intended.
[ Maria again takes to the offensive, rushing toward Amber. She takes the low road rather than the high, sliding through the champions grasp and between the legs of the poised Champion. Hopping to her feet when through the wickets, Maria catches a turning Nova flush with a right cross to the cheek, then another, and another! Nova is staggering from the shots. But one heavy-handed spin kick to Maria's chops halts the momentum. Nova dishes out another of her educated feet causing Maria to go spinning away one hundred and eighty degrees, her brunette locks exploding in the air on impact as she's rocked. Nova grabs Maria from behind, pulls her close, and launches her overhead with a belly-to-back suplex. Nova drags Maria up by her hair and throws her into the turnbuckles where she splays her legs a bit and then kicks her in the prone midsection. She goes for another kick, but Maria catches her leg into a rolling leg hook cradle …1 …2 …and Nova flips herself over and escapes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champion got a little full of herself right there and it nearly cost her.
[ Although the Champion is up first, it's Maria who is on the attack. Maria jumps on Nova's back, her hands cupping Nova's chin and pulling back, both knees lodging into her back, just below her shoulder blades. Maria pulls both women back to the mat, Nova's body jerked violently by the impact of the backstabber, her back skewered by Maria's knees, her neck whiplashed forcefully back then forward. As Nova flops to her side, stunned by the maneuver, her dark eyes blinking wide, Maria jumps to her feet and pumps her fist to the crowd and then returns to a slowly rising Nova. Before the champion can get to her feet, Maria races in front of her, collects either side of Nova's neck, and twists her to the mat with a fierce spinning neck breaker. Moving in a blur, Maria's up again and hits a front flip knee drop that finds the champions temple. Nova spasming off the canvas then falling flat as Maria hooks the leg …1 …2 …and Nova somehow manages to kickout. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a beautiful combination of moves to set up that pin attempt by Maria. She was so close to be walking out the new Women’s World champion!!
[ Maria is quickly scaling the top rope, measuring Nova as she stands up there. As soon as the Women's Champion is vertical, Maria launches herself off the top rope with a missile drop kick, but Nova just barely steps out of the way and Maria crashes head and back first onto the mat. In one fluid motion, Nova grabs her by the feet and flips her upward, catapulting the challenger into the turnbuckles! Nova rolls a dazed Maria to her back with a shove of black boot leather and she slides through the nearby ropes. Grabbing the top cable, she leans back then flies forward, using the ropes to slingshot her in a somersault with her leg landing squarely across Maria's throat! Maria instantly flopping and gagging, grasping at her throat. Nova grabs a handful of Maria's dark hair and brings Maria's eyes to hers. With a deep stare, she screams in her face… ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – I’m the Women’s World Champion and there aint a damn thing you or anybody else can do about it!!!
[ Amber kicks one leg out from under Maria, dropping her to her knees. Nova then starts pelting her with repeated knees to the face, one right after the other until she busts Maria's lip wide open. Nova’s beautiful but violent streak coming to fruition here as she continues to knee Maria into the face as blood sprays out staining the mat. Maria looks finished, as she slumps to the canvas. As she gets to her feet, Nova shoots a spin kick into her gut that causes her to smash into the turnbuckles. Nova races across the mat at breakneck speed, closing quickly on her limp and vulnerable foe. A few feet out, she launches into an avalanche splash that finds nothing but turnbuckles, as Maria slides out of harm's way at the last possible moment! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stay on her Maria, stay on her!!!
[ The Champion's chest crunches against the top buckle, her head snapping as it is forced to a stop a moment after the rest of her body. The champion recoils out of the corner, stumbling and bumbling, shellshocked. Amber turns back to the middle and is hit with a perfect dropkick from Maria! Maria stares down at the semiconscious champion and heads for the top rope. Maria leaps off, but Nova catches Maria on her shoulders; repositions her and drives her into the canvas with the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT)!!! Nova slips around her for a pin as the referee slides into position to count …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still Women’s World Champion Amber Nova!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This was not Maria’s night as Amber Nova in my opinion took her out pretty easily. I don’t know if it was because of what happened last week when Bloody Mary attacked her or if Amber got in her head, but Maria just didn’t have it tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s too bad too because with so many female wrestlers hot on Ambers heels someone like Maria may not get another title shot for a while. She has to take advantage of every opportunity that they get.
[ As Amber rolls out of the ring, taking her Women’s World title back up the ramp with her; Bloody Mary storms down the ramp right past her bumping shoulders on the way by. ]
[ Bloody Mary rolls into the ring, grabs a still dazed Maria and drives her into the mat with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary motions for a microphone and Harvey Weinstein tosses her one. Bloody Mary lays on the mat, looking right into the eyes of Maria who’s dazed and confused. ]
Bloody Mary – Now you can get to the back of the line, bitch!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m getting word that something is going on in the parking lot area!! Let’s check it out.
[ The show swings to the back where we see a long stretch limo roll up to the arena. The limo comes to a stop, but nobody steps out as the cameras stay there and wait to see who exits. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Who could this be? We were not notified of any surprise guests tonight except for Gail Kim!!! Who the hell is in there?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – No idea buddy.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s stay focused here and direct our attention to our main event of the night as Arik Cannon gets his first World Heavyweight title match against the reigning champion Alexander Stone!! I’ve been waiting all night for this one!!!
World Heavyweight title match
Alexander Stone © vs Arik Cannon
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is for the World Heavyweight championship!!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!
[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to the ringside attendant. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Arik Cannon earned his title shot against Alexander Stone back at Crossfire when he defeated Boris Drago in a number one contenders match. Cannon has waited four long weeks to get his hands-on Stone tonight!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – All night long the champions chose to enter the ring first, but not Alexander Stone as he chose to come in last making his opponent wait for him.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone’s playing mind games with Cannon. Let him wait and stew while the champion takes his time coming out to the ring.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 251 lbs.; he is the leader of the Gold Standard and the reigning and current World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!
[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Alexander Stone marches down to the ring with his World Heavyweight title securely around his waist. The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him as he climbs into the ring takes off his jacket and tosses it to the floor. He turns back to his opponent, points at him and mouths… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Tonight I’m going to make your ass famous!!!
[ Arik Cannon motions for the champ to come at him as he too yells back… ]
“The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon – Just bring it fella!!!
[ As the bell sounds, the World Champion shoots out of the corner right at Cannon, hoping to pounce on him like a tiger would a wounded animal. Unfortunately for Stone, Cannon is no limping gazelle and he catches Stone head on flipping him around with a sideways style, belly-to-belly suplex! Cannon quickly gets to his feet and hits the ropes, with a jumping Thesz press and starts firing off shots jamming lefts and rights into Stone’s head. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone had the thought of getting this match off to a fast start, but Cannon was ready for him and now it’s Stone that’s getting his ass kicked!!
[ …1 …2 …3 …4 …and the referee has to step in to break it up, but Cannon knows he has to hit fast, hard and often if he wants to win this World Heavyweight Championship bout. He releases the punching frenzy but doesn’t even get all the way vertical before dropping down with an elbow across the champions chest. Cannon hoists Stone up and lifts him overhead with a text book overhead suplex! That was a thing of beauty, as is the float over by Cannon into a pinning predicament …1 …and Stone shoots his shoulder off the mat before that can even seriously be considered a full one count. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Cannon is doing everything in his power to shut all the naysayers right the fuck up and is proving to everyone that he belongs in this match!!!
[ Stone tries to get up to his feet, but Cannon is all over him with chops, punches and quick forearms to the face. The champion is surprised at the veracity of the number one contender as this Cannon is much more intense than anything that Stone has seen before out of him. Stone goes for a punch of his own, but Cannon grabs his arm and jams a few elbows into it and then twists Stone into a side headlock, then a hammerlock and pushes him against the ropes. Stone using them for leverage to roll himself and Cannon over and through, pouncing to his feet with a leaping knee right to the gut that stops Cannon in his tracks. Cannon grits his teeth as Stone pounds some forearms into his back. He goes for another knee to the midsection, but Cannon is very ready and prepared to protect that area. He catches Stone’s leg and then flips him over with a picture-perfect T-bone suplex!!! The arena’s crowd comes to its feet with a big explosion of excitement as Cannon is fighting fire with fire. Cannon lifts Stone up and goes for another vertical suplex, but Stone quickly counters into a standing switch. Cannon has nowhere to go but up, as Stone snaps him around the waist, with a massive snap dragon suplex! Stone lifts him up, but Cannon fights back with repeated back elbows until he’s free of Stone’s death grip. He hits the ropes and clotheslines the champion down and then measures him up with a knee drop across the top of Stones head. Cannon grabs Stone’s right arm and drops down into a Fujiwara armbar. Cannon drops down with his full weight on Stone’s arm and shoulder. Thankfully for Stone, he’s so ring aware that he realizes his left foot is just within reach to break the hold as he places it on the bottom rope. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have to tell you; this match is not going the way that I or the World Champion envisioned it!! Cannon has caught everyone off guard with the type of match he’s wrestling tonight!!!
[ Cannon reluctantly lets the move go as both men get to their feet, but Cannon knees Stone in the back and then hooks him into a backslide pin attempt …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Stone thrusts his shoulder off the mat breaking the count!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone needs to get to the outside. Get a fucking breather and rethink his strategy because whatever his fucking plan was, it’s shit right now.
[ Both men get back to their feet and Stone clobbers Cannon with a jumping ear clap. Stone lifts Cannon up and slings him over with an overhead suplex. Stone quickly stomps down on Cannon’s ribs, but Cannon continues to fight through the pain, decking Stone in the stomach himself and then rising up with an uppercut that nearly has the champion seeing stars. Cannon snap mares Stone over and drops a closed fist right in his face. Cannon applies a seated head scissor, trying to slow Stone down and then grabs the weakened right arm of Stone and starts trying to keylock that arm. Stone bites down on the calf of Cannon to break free of the hold and then rolls forward and off the ropes with a clothesline that takes the number one contender down. Stone quickly drags Cannon to his feet and hits him with the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Instead of covering him, Stone simply starts laying into Cannon with savage kicks and reaches down and grabs his throat, choking out his opponent. The referee starts counting …1 …2 …3 …4 …but has to practically drag Stone off of Cannon before he kills him. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This has gone beyond who the better man is. Stone doesn’t just want to beat Cannon, he wants to hurt him and maybe even take him out!!
[ Cannon slowly gets up and is dropped by a huge onrushing dropkick to the midsection. Stone again doesn’t cover but drops down into a crouching position, waiting for Cannon to get to his feet again. Cannon gets up again and Stone rushes forward for a spear but Cannon dodges and Stone crashes shoulder forward into the steel ring post. Stone staggers out favoring his right shoulder and steps right into a rolling DDT! Stone’s heads spinning as Cannon hooks the leg and the referee counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Stone again manages to get his shoulder off the mat to break the count!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone should have gone for the win when he hit his Stonebreaker a few minutes ago!! He may regret that decision later on.
[ Cannon struggles to get up to his feet and Stone takes a moment to shake the cobwebs lose himself. Cannon charges nailing him with a big forearm and then grabs Stone up driving him into the mat with the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam)!!! Cannon rolls Stone up going for the armbar again on Stone’s right arm, but Stone does a double leg takedown and starts raining down lefts and rights on the challenger. He then drills him with a stiff knee right to the ribs that seems to paralyze Cannon. He sinks in a quick but very deep bearhug on the number one contender and he has it cinched in deep and tight as the referee checks in to see if Cannon wants to give it up. The pain is immense as you can almost feel the agony of Cannon, but he refuses to give it up. Stone continues to twist and turn with the bearhug on, but Cannon finally gets enough room with his arms to punch Stone a few times. Finally, Stone releases him and Cannon comes off the ropes going for a clothesline but Stone catches him around the midsection nailing a second snap Dragon suplex!!! Cannon goes flying and lands in a heap in the center of the ring holding the back of his head and neck!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Each man is picking a body part to isolate and tee off on. For Cannon, it’s Stone’s right arm and shoulder. For Stone, it’s Cannon’s head and neck!!!
[ Stone comes over and stomps viciously on Cannon’s neck and head area. Stone then hoists Cannon up and throws him back first into the turnbuckles. He jams another knee into Cannon’s mid-section and then climbs up to the top rope with Cannon’s head between his legs and punches him ten times in the corner as the sold-out crowd counts with him. The crowd boos louder with each punch, but Stone seems to soak it in like it’s cheers. He then drops down and delivers a stiff elbow right into the ribs of Cannon. Stone scoops Cannon and hits him with another Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone grabs Cannon by his beard and screams in his face… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Stay the fuck down you piece of shit!!!
[ He then rolls Cannon up for the win …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and somehow Cannon finds the strength to kick out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where the hell is Cannon finding the will power to kick out of the Stonebreaker!!!
[ Stone smiles mouthing… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Ok, fine. You want it this way; so fucking be it!!!
[ Stone quickly cinches in a reverse bearhug this time and drops down into the seated position. This is agonizing for the Cannon seeing that there’s nowhere to go and no place to even begin to fight to get free. Cannon has got to get vertical to even try to escape, but that will only increase the pressure of the grip of Stone. Stone is tightening and demanding that the referee ask him if he wants to submit. The referee does, but Cannon refuses. Cannon slams his feet into the canvas and with some encouragement from the sold-out crowd, slowly pulls himself up with Stone still straddling him. He gets Stone up and flips him over, releasing the bearhug and causing Stone to hit the canvas with a thud. Both men collapse to their knees as they’re both exhausted. Cannon holds his midsection in pain as he gets up. Stone explodes at him with a pump kick, but Cannon quickly moves out of the way and lands a spinning powerslam on Stone. Cannon runs at the ropes as Stone begins to get back up and nails him with a big boot to the face that looks like it sent Stone into next week. Cannon looks at the fans for a moment then picks Stone up and tossing him over the ropes and to the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck is Cannon thinking?! You can’t win this match on the floor!!
[ Cannon climbs slowly but surely to the top rope and waits for Stone to stand up. Cannon dives off nailing Stone with a double axhandle!!! Stone collapses on the floor as Cannon finally looks to have this one under control. The referee starts his count …1 …2 …3 …and Cannon goes to lift Stone up, but Stone runs him backwards right into the steel guardrail! Cannon’s ribs and back nearly explode on the guardrail from the impact. Stone looks down at Cannon, enjoying the punishment he is dishing out as Cannon is struggling to get back up to his feet. …4 …5 …6 …and Stone helps him to his feet but not before he lands a hard right to the face of Cannon which sends him stumbling back to the steel ring post. Cannon is leaning against the ring post, looking dazed as Stone comes running at Cannon with a powerful jumping clothesline but Cannon moves out of the way and Stone crashes into the steel ring post!!! Stone falls to the floor as he holds his damaged right arm. Cannon rolls back into the ring breaking the count, and then rolls right back out again; grabbing a hold of Stone’s injured arm, putting his arm between the steel ring post and the inside of the ring, pulling it into the steel ring post and Stone stumbles back from the impact, feeling the pain of the steel on flesh on his right the arm!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone needs to keep that arm out of harms way or he may feel the long-term ramifications of it for months to come!!!
[ Cannon then runs at Stone and clotheslines him to the floor. …1 …2 …3 …and Cannon begins putting the boots to Stone’s injured arm and shoulder area. He goes to lift Stone up, but Stone low blows Cannon right in the nut sack!! He then drills him with a European uppercut but that took a lot of out Stone’s own right arm! Stone tries to shake some feeling back into it as he and Cannon trade punches on the floor. The crowd is going crazy as these two men are just giving it their all. …4 …5 …6 …and Cannon backs Stone up with a few punches, but then Stone headbutts him and knees him in the gut. Stone lifts Cannon up and drops cannon back first across the steel guardrail!!! …7 …8 …9 …and then Stone hoists Cannon up and rolls him into the ring as it looks like the number one contender is dead. Stone rolls inside and scurries over on one good arm to make the pin …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Cannon desperately kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The beating these two men have taken and the amount of pain they must be feeling now must be incredible!!!
[ Cannon has somehow fought through all the pain and has kicked out, his bloody face raising up as he gets to a vertical base. But Stone drives his shoulder into Cannon’s gut, driving him backwards into the turnbuckles. Stone starts hammering away, but Cannon somehow fights back. Cannon fights free and spins Stone around lifting him up onto the top turnbuckle. He slowly climbs up with Stone, looking to hook him up for a top rope superplex. But Stone starts fighting back. Shot after shot to Cannon’s kidneys and Cannon falls from the top rope and he crashes into the center of the ring. Stone catches his breath on the top rope and then steadies himself soaring out with a flying elbow drop!!! Stone just crushed the ribcage of Cannon as he reaches back and hooks Cannon’s legs for the pin …1 …2 … 2 7/8 …and Cannon shoots his shoulder off the mat!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That top rope flying elbow drop won the Macho Man many matches in his Hall of Fame career. Tonight, Stone was not so lucky as again Cannon found the will power to kick out!!!
[ The crowd comes alive as Stone screams at the referee determined that it was a three count. The fans are going nuts after that big elbow drop and subsequent kickout. Both men are attempting to get to their feet, almost simultaneously after being down for a minute or two. Stone and Cannon stand up at the same time as the fans cheer in unison, right hand from Stone, left hand from Cannon, right hand from Stone, left from Cannon, continual shots until Stone takes the shortcut and delivers the knee to the midsection that crumbles Cannon over. Stone grabs the head of Cannon and DDT’s it hard off the canvas, as a loud thud can be heard throughout the entire arena. Stone bounces off the ropes going for a big baseball slide drop kick, but Cannon moves out of the way to avoid the contact. Cannon pounces on Stone and locks in another armbar on Stones damaged right arm! Cannon has it locked in tight as he wants to have Stone tap out. He cranks back as hard as he can, but Stone fights through the pain trying his best not to give up. The referee is there looking for a tap out or vocal submission. Somehow, with his one good arm; Stone is able to reach his free arm out and grab that bottom rope. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Cannon finally breaks the hold giving Stone a piece of his own medicine. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone’s right arm is just hanging there like a piece of dead meat!!! It’s completely useless to him right now!!!
[ Cannon goes to lift him up after breaking the hold, but Cannon loses his grip and Stone rolls through into his ankle lock submission he calls the Money Maker (ankle lock submission)!!! Stone cranks on that ankle, twisting and turning, trying to snap the ankle of Cannon. The number one contender crawls to the ropes wrapping both arms around the bottom, but Stone doesn’t release the hold. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone’s got the Money Maker locked in and he refuses to let it go!!! He’s going to snap that fucking ankle if someone doesn’t stop him!!!
[ Cannon keeps screaming in pain as the referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 7/8 …and the referee forces Stone to release and when he finally does, he admonishes Stone threatening to disqualify him on the spot. Cannon starts to try and get back up to his feet using the ropes, shaking his ankle out for a moment, trying his damndest to get circulation flowing again, but Stone explodes at him picking him up and driving him to the mat with the third Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone smiles as he leans across Cannon with a weak cover …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Cannon shoots his right shoulder off the mat!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Are you fucking kidding me?! That’s three fucking Stonebreakers that the Irish Ass-kicker kicked out of!!! How much does that Irish bastard have left in him?!
[ The crowd goes absolutely nuts as Cannon somehow escapes yet again. Stone drags a limp Cannon up around the midsection and drives him onto the mat with a German suplex followed by another and finally a third!! Stone leans over Cannon screaming down into the man’s face… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – What the fuck is wrong with you?! Just stay the fuck down!!!
[ Like a coiled snake, Cannon lashes out and grabs the right arm of Stone and drags him down to the mat going for another armbar!!! Cannon’s got Stone’s bad right arm trapped! Stone tries like hell to get to the ropes but can’t get to them with his arm trapped. Stone has no choice but to shift his entire weight and roll himself and Cannon under the bottom rope where they crash to the floor!!! Both men are laying in a heap on top of one another. Cannon is the first man to move as he slowly uses the steel guardrail to pull himself up. Stone staggers up to his feet when seemingly from out of nowhere, Cannon rushes at him only to be hit with the fourth Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam) on the steel ring steps!!! The crowd explodes to their feet loving it as Cannon rolls down the steel steps slicing his back and chest up off each pointy step. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Is he breathing? I don’t think Cannon is fucking breathing Mike!!
[ EMT’s rush down to the ring to see if Cannon is alright, but Stone shoves them all aside and tosses Cannon back into the ring rolling in after him. The sold out crowd boos the fuck out of him as he looks down at the broken and twisted body of Cannon with a sadistic smile mouthing to him… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – It didn’t have to be this way!!! I told you to just stay down!! You wouldn’t fucking listen so now you have to pay!!
[ The World champion hoists Cannon back up in the air as the referee and EMT’s beg him not to do it, but he ignores all their pleads and drives him into the mat with a fifth and final Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone smiles as he drops down hooking a leg for the win …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an incredible night of wrestling here in the W.W.E. Chris. I can’t wait until next Monday night to watch the fallout from tonight…
[ The crowd, who already started leaving their seats; explode in a roar as “The Monster” Tank Edge jumps the guardrail, climbs into the ring behind the World Champion and drives him into the mat with a Tank Buster (Muscle Buster)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit the Hall of Famer Tank Edge just laid out the World Heavyweight Champion!!! Alexander Stone is out in the center of the ring and he’s not fucking moving!!!
[ Tank reaches into his pocket pulling out a piece of paper before kneeling down next to Stone. ]
The W.W.E. Hall of Famer “The Monster” Tank Edge – Your day of reckoning is coming!!!
[ The show goes off the air as the World Tag Team Champions G.O.D. and the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova rush the ring. ]
[ Tank rolls out of the ring escaping back through the crowd as the next ppv banner appears on the screen... Day of Reckoning!!! ]