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Live from the sold-out TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts
Sunday Night September 5th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening folks and welcome to Lethal Lottery!! I am your host for the evening, Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Good evening everyone. Strap yourselves in for what will be one hell of a ride!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, what a night it was just last Sunday at Diamonds are Forever as we witnessed two huge title changes in the Women’s division.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, both were mind blowing; and I want to start off with the obvious shocker of the night when Solo Darling nearly shit her pants as Amber Nova’s music hit and she walked out to challenge the Women’s National Champion.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It was an incredible match between two tough champions, but watching it from home I really don’t think Solo ever got over the shock of Amber Nova walking out on stage.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is why Lethal Lottery is so dangerous for these champions. You just don’t know whose number is going to be drawn in the lottery. Unfortunately for Solo, she drew the shortest straw of all and ended up losing her title to Amber who is now both the Women’s World Champion and the Women’s National Champion.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In another shocking twist, we all watched as Katie Forbes and Spice were chosen in the lottery to challenge for the Women’s World Tag Team titles and to everyone’s shock, they upset Medusa Complex to win the titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico - These two women came into the Empire hot as hell, cooled off for a while and now look at them. They walked out of Diamonds are Forever with the World Tag Team titles. I was stunned to say the least. But word of advice, they better watch their backs because now they have become the hunted.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In other action that night, we also saw our former broadcast collogue Courtney Cox defeat Gabby Jettson in under a minute in what might be the biggest upset of the year. That loss send Gabby packing from the Empire and earned Courtney a spot on the roster.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – In less than a minute Courtney used the most basic of moves to beat Gabby with a simple School Boy roll-up to pin her. What a way to put an ending to Gabby’s run here in the Empire.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Moving on to the Women’s Last Chance Battle Royal we all watched as Debbie Kietel of the former Woke Queens walked out as the victor claiming the last spot on the Women’s roster.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Debbie is a future star here in the Empire. I love her look. I lover her attitude and I think she’s got a wealth of talent. But before we move on to the next topic, I have to wish all the women that didn’t make the cut the very best in their wrestling futures. Don’t look at this as a career ending move. Look at it as stepping stone for something bigger and better.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Very well said my friend. You of all people know what it feels like to be cut from something you love so deeply.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Thanks partner. That means a lot.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You’re very welcome. Finishing up with Diamonds are Forever, we watched the main event as Amber Nova defended her Women’s World title against Millie McKenzie. Millie has been doing so good leading up to this match, winning all her matches; but Amber was just too much for this young woman and she like so many others fell to defeat.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Millie lost and that sucked. I was really rooting for her to pull off the upset. But it is what it is and I am very proud to say that looking at this group of very talented and very young women, this division is in good hands for years to come.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And could you believe the shocking ending to the show when Gail Kim walked out on stage? The crowd went bananas when she showed up!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have not seen Gail Kim in an Empire arena in years, but you know that she’s here for a reason. Amber has been running her mouth about some of the veterans of the Women’s division in the past. Well, here’s one of the very best ever and I don’t think she just stopped in to say hi.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now let’s turn our attention to tonight’s show. Without diving deep into any single match, because we have no clue who the opposition will be; what match are you most intrigued by?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’m all about the World Heavyweight title. One of these guys is going to get the honor of walking into that ring and maybe, just maybe; beat Prophet and take home the biggest prize in the game. That gets the hairs on my back raised.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Let’s talk about the Last Chance Battle Royal for a minute shall we, as we see all twelve men make their way down to the ring. Who do you see as the clear-cut favorite to win this match and earn their roster spot back?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Who do I see winning this match? I see me winning this match!!!
[ Caristico stands up and rips off his headset and dives under the bottom rope joining the other twelve men as they look on at him shocked. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, I had no idea this was going to happen!!! My partner Caristico just entered himself in the Last Chance Battle Royal to earn his spot back on the roster!!! This is incredible!!!
In a Last Chance Battle Royal
All the men that didn’t make the cut
[ All twelve men are in the ring as the referee calls for the bell to start this match off. Reno hits an Exploder suplex on Raven Horse. Reno locks Raven Horse in a chokehold. Raven Horse is struggling to reach the ropes. Raven Horse inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Reno goes for a waistlock takedown, but Raven Horse blocks it. Raven Horse hits an Exploder suplex on Reno. Raven Horse attempts an uppercut, but Reno steps out of the way. Reno hits a backbreaker on Raven Horse. Reno hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Raven Horse. Reno and Scum whip Raven Horse into the ropes and they hit Raven Horse with a double back body drop. Reno and Scum whip Raven Horse into the ropes and they hit Raven Horse with a double fist to the midsection. Reno goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Raven Horse blocks it. Raven Horse punches Reno. him. Raven Horse hits Reno. Raven Horse chops Reno. Reno punches Raven Horse. Reno kicks Raven Horse. Reno nails Raven Horse with a DDT. Reno kicks Raven Horse. Reno chops Raven Horse. Raven Horse punches Reno. Reno punches Raven Horse. Reno tries a clothesline, but Raven Horse counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. Raven Horse goes for an elbowdrop from the second rope, but Reno rolls out of the way. Mil Muertes and Caristico are going at it. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Mil Muertes tries to throw Caristico over the top rope, but Caristico hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Mil Muertes notices it as Caristico slides back in under the bottom rope and drives a back elbow into Mil Muertes. Reno and Caristico are going at it. Reno tries for an armdrag takedown, but Caristico counters it with a spinning headscissors. Caristico drives an uppercut into Reno. Caristico locks Reno in a sleeperhold, but Raven Horse makes the save. Caristico and Bulk whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double bodyslam. Caristico and Bulk whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double clothesline. Caristico goes for a backslide pin attempt, but Reno reverses it for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Caristico kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Oh my God my heart nearly stopped right there!!! It can’t end this way for my buddy!!!
[ Reno goes for a takeover suplex, but Caristico counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mil Muertes and Caristico are going at it. Mil Muertes drives an uppercut into Caristico. Mil Muertes tries for a standing dropkick, but Caristico hits a pop-up powerbomb to take the big man down. Caristico runs into the ropes, but Mil Muertes hits Caristico with a back body drop that sends Caristico tumbling over the top rope and out of the ring. ** Caristico has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – No, not this way!!! It’s too soon!!! Caristico was the first man to be eliminated!!!
[ Caristico stumbles back to his broadcast chair and puts back on his headset out of breath. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Buddy, I’m so sorry you got eliminated!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I did my best out there. Obviously, I was a little rusty; but Mil Muertes is a big boy. He got me I give him that.
[ Mil Muertes and Arik Cannon are going at it. Mil Muertes sends Arik Cannon into the turnbuckle. Aleksandre Koloff and Raven Horse are going at it. Bulk hits an Exploder suplex on Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff attempts a diving elbow smash from the top rope, but Raven Horse rolls out of the way. Raven Horse hits a brain buster on Aleksandre Koloff. Boris Drago rushes into the ring and hits Raven Horse with a steel chair. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I have to believe that Boris is out here to make sure at least one of the Koloff brothers stay in the Empire with him!!!
[ Raven Horse is out cold as Aleksandre Koloff attempts to place Raven Horse on the top turnbuckle. Aleksandre Koloff chops Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff punches Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff chops Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff hits a top rope huricanrana on Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff uses a mounted punch on Raven Horse. Arik Cannon and Bulk are going at it. Arik Cannon hits a DDT on Bulk. Arik Cannon hits a Curb Stomp on Bulk. Aleksandre Koloff and Arik Cannon are going at it. Aleksandre Koloff and Bulk whip Arik Cannon into the ropes and they attempt to hit Arik Cannon with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move, comes off the far ropes and hits them with a double clothesline. Arik Cannon nails Aleksandre Koloff with a brain buster. Arik Cannon executes a swinging DDT on Aleksandre Koloff. Arik Cannon covers Aleksandre Koloff as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Boris puts Aleksander’s foot on the ropes. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Boris Drago is the wild card of this match. He’s already been allowed to take out Raven Horse and interfere in a pin attempt. I guess this really is Lethal.
[ Boris Drago enters the ring and hits Arik Cannon with the same steel chair that he had hit Raven Horse with. Aleksandre Koloff tries to throw Arik Cannon over the top rope but Cannon holds on. Aleksandre Koloff whips Arik Cannon into the ropes and hits Arik Cannon with a shoulderblock. Aleksandre Koloff catches Arik Cannon in an arm grapevine submission. Arik Cannon is struggling to reach the ropes and finally makes it. Aleksandre Koloff tries for a Shining Wizard, but Arik Cannon ducks out of the way. Arik Cannon attempts a pumphandle backbreaker, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Aleksandre Koloff sends Arik Cannon into the ropes and he comes back out and is met with a kick to the midsection. Aleksandre Koloff goes for an armdrag takedown, but Arik Cannon counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Aleksandre Koloff frantically makes it to the ropes. Arik Cannon drives a lariat into Aleksandre Koloff. Arik Cannon hits the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Aleksandre Koloff. Cannon rolls Koloff up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Boris Drago distracts Yali Sapphire before she make the final tap on the mat. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Come on ref, get his ass out of there!!! This is so unfair to the rest of the guys in this match!!!
[ Arik Cannon tries to throw Aleksandre Koloff over the top rope, but he hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Aleksandre Koloff slides back in under the bottom rope and hits Arik Cannon with a huge elbow. Aleksandre Koloff hits a Cradle DDT on Arik Cannon. Aleksandre Koloff rolls Cannon up pulling the tights for extra measure as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Cannon kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If Boris isn’t helping them cheat to win, they are doing it on their own too!!! I got robbed!!!
[ Aleksandre Koloff drives a standing dropkick into Arik Cannon. Joey Ryan and Aleksandre Koloff are going at it. Joey Ryan runs into the ropes, Aleksandre Koloff hits Joey Ryan with a spinebuster slam over the top rope and to the floor. The crowd goes nuts as Joey Ryan looks stunned kneeling on the floor, mouth wide open. ** Joey Ryan has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now there goes a guy I won’t miss.
[ Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff are going at it. Aleksandre Koloff whips Neal Koloff into the ropes. Neal Koloff drives a spear into Aleksandre Koloff. Neal Koloff and Mil Muertes whip Aleksandre Koloff into the ropes and they hit Aleksandre Koloff with a double fist to the midsection. Mil Muertes takes Aleksandre Koloff down with an Exploder suplex. Mil Muertes hits a standing dropkick on Aleksandre Koloff. Mil Muertes hits a clothesline on Aleksandre Koloff. Neal Koloff hits a bridging Exploder suplex on his brother Aleksandre Koloff for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Aleksandre Koloff has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Boris Drago is going ape-shit outside the ring as Neal Koloff just eliminated his brother Aleksandre!!!
[ Neal Koloff and Mil Muertes are going at it. Neal Koloff takes Mil Muertes down with a DDT. Bulk and Reno are going at it. Bulk uses a facerake on Reno. Mil Muertes and Raven Horse are going at it. Mil Muertes tries for a DDT, but Raven Horse counters it with a back body drop. Raven Horse tries for an armdrag takedown, but Mil Muertes blocks it. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Raven Horse. Reno and Funny Bones are going at it. Reno tries for a bearhug, but Funny Bones counters it with an ear ringer. Funny Bones and Mil Muertes are going at it. Funny Bones hits a DDT on Mil Muertes. Funny Bones nails Mil Muertes with a lariat. Scum goes for a dropkick from the top rope, but Mil Muertes steps out of the way. Mil Muertes sends Funny Bones into the turnbuckle, but Funny Bones reverses it. Tiger King and Neal Koloff are going at it. Tiger King attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Neal Koloff steps out of the way. Reno and Bulk are going at it. Scum tries for a Discus Punch, but Bulk ducks out of the way. Bulk hits a gutbuster on Reno. Scum and Mil Muertes are going at it. Scum gets a chokehold locked on Mil Muertes. Mil Muertes is valiantly trying to break the hold and makes it to the ropes. Scum drives a fist to the midsection of Mil Muertes. Scum and Reno whip Mil Muertes into the ropes and they hit Mil Muertes with a double backdrop. Scum and Reno whip Mil Muertes into the ropes and they hit Mil Muertes with a double elbowsmash. Scum sends Mil Muertes into the turnbuckle. Scum drives a basement dropkick into Mil Muertes. Scum hits a brain buster onto the knee on Mil Muertes. Scum hits a crucifix driver on Mil Muertes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Both Reno and Scum are doing all the right things to stay in this match. It’s too bad they are even in this match. Down the stretch they really shined.
[ Scum runs into the ropes and Mil Muertes attempts an armdrag takedown, but Scum reverses it. Scum uses his own armdrag takedown on Mil Muertes. Bulk and Reno are going at it. Bulk sends Reno into the turnbuckle and Bulk charges into the corner, but Reno moves out of the way and Bulk crashes in. Reno kicks Bulk. Reno punches Bulk. Bulk chops Reno. Bulk punches Reno. Reno punches Bulk. Reno hits a standing dropkick on Bulk. Scum goes for a high risk move on the top rope, but Raven Horse rushes over and shoves Scum off the top turnbuckle sending him crashing down onto the steel ringsteps and to the floor. ** Scum has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, Scum landed hard on those steps!!! They are rushing medics over to see how he’s doing.
[ Reno and Arik Cannon are going at it. Reno drives a back fist into Arik Cannon. Neal Koloff and Raven Horse are going at it. Neal Koloff attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Raven Horse steps out of the way. Tiger King and Funny Bones are going at it. Tiger King goes for a sleeperhold, but Funny Bones counters it with a back suplex, but in turn, Tiger King counters it with a cross-body block for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Funny Bones gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We have not mentioned Funny Bones or Tiger King much in this match as of yet. Both men have been circling the wagons waiting for the right time to strike.
[ Tiger King hits a DDT on Funny Bones. Tiger King hits a dropkick from the second rope on Funny Bones. Tiger King chops Funny Bones. Tiger King kicks Funny Bones. Tiger King punches Funny Bones. Tiger King hits a jumping front kick on Funny Bones. Tiger King hits a twisting somersault splash on Funny Bones. Tiger King tries to throw Funny Bones over the top rope but Funny Bones hangs on. Tiger King runs into the ropes and misses with a clothesline. Funny Bones hits the Demon Driver (Cradle DVD) on Tiger King. Funny Bones goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Tiger King has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Arguably the smallest man of the Empires roster probably had the biggest heart. He now finds himself out of the Empire.
[ Funny Bones and Bulk are going at it. Arik Cannon and Mil Muertes are going at it. Arik Cannon drives a punch into Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon hits a backbreaker on Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon drives a running double knee smash into Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon drives a kick to the midsection of Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon goes for the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam), but Mil Muertes counters it with a go-behind and goes for the Discus Punch, but Arik Cannon ducks out of the way and punches Mil Muertes. Mil Muertes kicks Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon kicks Mil Muertes. Mil Muertes chops Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon chops Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon kicks Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon tries for a back fist, but Mil Muertes blocks it. Mil Muertes tries for a backbreaker, but Arik Cannon counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Arik Cannon tries for a back elbow, but Mil Muertes ducks out of the way. Reno and Arik Cannon are going at it. Reno whips Arik Cannon into the ropes, but Arik Cannon hits Reno with a shoulderblock. Arik Cannon nails Reno with a gutwrench suplex. Arik Cannon runs into the ropes and Reno attempts a bulldog, but Arik Cannon counters it with a back suplex. Arik Cannon whips Reno into the ropes and goes for the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam), but Reno counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Funny Bones and Arik Cannon are going at it. Funny Bones hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Arik Cannon. Reno and Funny Bones are going at it. Reno goes for a bearhug, but Funny Bones counters it with a facerake. Funny Bones tries to throw Reno over the top rope, but Reno hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Reno slides back in under the bottom rope. Reno hits a belly-to-back suplex on Funny Bones. Reno hits a takeover suplex on Funny Bones. Reno whips Funny Bones into the ropes and Funny Bones hits Reno with an elbow. Reno and Raven Horse are going at it. Arik Cannon and Raven Horse are going at it. Arik Cannon sends Raven Horse into the turnbuckle. Raven Horse comes back out, but is met with an elbow. Arik Cannon hits a backbreaker on Raven Horse. Arik Cannon for the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam), but Raven Horse twists it into a huricanrana sending Arik Cannon over the top rope and to the floor. ** Arik Cannon has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a move by the former TV champion to block that Total Anarchy and send Cannon to the showers!!!
[ Raven Horse and Mil Muertes are going at it. Raven Horse takes Mil Muertes down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Raven Horse drives a punch into Mil Muertes. Raven Horse locks on the Halo (The Crippler Crossface) on Mil Muertes, but Mil Muertes manages to grab the ropes. Raven Horse locks Mil Muertes in a chokehold. Mil Muertes is struggling to reach the ropes, but finally makes it to the ropes. Raven Horse drives a back elbow into Mil Muertes head. Raven Horse goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Mil Muertes has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man that’s a shocking turn of events as Mil Muertes just lost his shot at getting back on the roster!!!
[ Funny Bones and Reno are going at it. Funny Bones whips Reno into the ropes, but Reno reverses it. Funny Bones hits a clothesline into Reno. Funny Bones nails Reno with a Discus lariat. Funny Bones catches Reno in a boot choke, but Neal Koloff makes the save. Reno goes for a lariat, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones goes for a chokehold, but Reno blocks it. Reno tries for a Discus Punch, but Funny Bones ducks out of the way. Funny Bones hits Reno. Raven Horse and Neal Koloff are going at it. Raven Horse catches Neal Koloff totally by surprise and locks on the Halo (The Crippler Crossface) on Neal Koloff. Neal Koloff is struggling to reach the ropes, but Reno charges over to make the save. Raven Horse and Funny Bones are going at it. Raven Horse drives a back fist into Funny Bones. Neal Koloff and Funny Bones are going at it. Neal Koloff and Bulk whip Funny Bones into the ropes and they hit Funny Bones with a double kick to the midsection. Neal Koloff uses a go-behind on Funny Bones and drives a fist to the kidney section of Funny Bones. Neal Koloff punches Funny Bones. Neal Koloff kicks Funny Bones. Neal Koloff runs into the ropes and hits Funny Bones with a pump kick. Neal Koloff attempts a Muscle Buster, but Funny Bones blocks it. Neal Koloff and Raven Horse are going at it. Neal Koloff goes for a bodyslam, but Raven Horse counters it with a facerake. Raven Horse tries for a headbutt, but Neal Koloff blocks it. Neal Koloff tries for a Muscle Buster, but Raven Horse blocks it. Raven Horse takes Neal Koloff down with an F5 over the top rope and to the floor. ** Neal Koloff has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now Boris is really pissed as he just realized that he’s all alone now. Both the Koloff brothers have been eliminated!!!
[ Raven Horse and Bulk are going at it. Raven Horse chops Bulk. Bulk punches Raven Horse. Raven Horse hits Bulk.
Bulk kicks Raven Horse. Bulk hits Raven Horse. Bulk kicks Raven Horse. Bulk drives an uppercut into Raven Horse. Bulk covers Raven Horse and pulls the tights as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and she sees it and stops the count!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If there’s one guy that I won’t mind seeing go its Raven Horse. It’s too damn bad we get stuck with him in the Six-Man Tag Team division!!!
[ Bulk and Funny Bones are going at it. Bulk attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Funny Bones counters it with a go-behind and puts Bulk in a sleeperhold, but Bulk manages to grab the ropes. Funny Bones hits Bulk. Funny Bones chops Bulk. Funny Bones hits Bulk. Reno and Bulk are going at it. Funny Bones and Reno try to throw Bulk over the top rope, but Bulk hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Bulk slides back in under the bottom rope and drives a headbutt into Reno. Bulk attempts an eye gouge, but Reno blocks it. Reno hits Bulk. Reno kicks Bulk. Reno whips Bulk into the ropes. Reno hits Bulk with a shoulderblock. Raven Horse and Reno team up and throw Bulk over the top rope!!! ** Bulk has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now that’s the way you get a much bigger man out of the ring. I’ve been waiting to see someone team up to get Bulk out of there!!!
[ Raven Horse never sees it coming as Reno hits a superkick into Raven Horse. Reno goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Raven Horse has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The shot heard around the world just knocked Raven Horses lights out!!! I guess Raven Horse is stuck in the Tag Team division too!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We are now down to just two men, Reno and Funny Bones!!! One of these two men will be given their roster spot back!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’ll be honest, neither one of these guys were in my top five!!!
[ Reno and Funny Bones are going at it. Reno nails Funny Bones with a backbreaker. Reno drives a European uppercut into Funny Bones. Reno goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones attempts a facerake, but Reno blocks it. Reno throws Funny Bones into the turnbuckle and charges into the corner with a huge splash. Reno chops Funny Bones. Reno kicks Funny Bones. Reno chops Funny Bones. Reno runs into the ropes. Reno drives a lariat against Funny Bones. Reno runs into the ropes. Funny Bones takes Reno down with an Exploder suplex. Funny Bones hits an elbowdrop on Reno. Funny Bones tries for a cannonball senton, but Reno rolls out of the way. Reno hits a gutwrench suplex on Funny Bones. Reno hits a backbreaker on Funny Bones. Reno attempts a DDT, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones punches Reno. Funny Bones hits Reno. Funny Bones hits a backbreaker on Reno. Funny Bones runs into the ropes and goes for a lariat but Reno he pulls Yali Sapphire in the way and he levels her!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a dick move by Reno to save his own skin!!!
[ Funny Bones is checking on the referee when Reno hits an inverted DDT on Funny Bones. Todd Sinclair comes running down to the ring as Reno rolls Funny Bones up for the ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Funny Bones has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Reno has done it!!! Reno has earned himself... what the hell?
[ Reno celebrates as if he just won the whole damn thing when suddenly, the Golden BoyZ ambush him from behind. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell are these guys doing? They are mugging Reno!!!
[ Dave and Jake hit the Last Call (Stereo Shining Wizards) on Reno and he drops to the mat out cold!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – One last parting shot by the Golden BoyZ on the Hooligans!!! This is beyond bad blood. This is worse than the Hatfield’s and the McCoy’s!!!
[ Suddenly, the lights in the arena flicker out and a soft green light slowly grows within the entrance way, growing brighter and brighter. Finally, "Wake of The Dream" by Mudvayne starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than Tony Tran with a smile on his face. He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He rushes to the ring and slides in, mounting the first turnbuckle and once again throwing his hands into the air. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell is this idiot doing out here?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – No, say it aint so!!! Tell me we are not about to see what I think we are about to see happen!!!
[ Tran climbs into the ring, whips off his ring jacket and places a foot on the chest of Reno as Todd Sinclair count the ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Reno has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I’m about to throw up in my mouth right now.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’m stunned Phillip that all those guys that busted their asses in this battle royal just got screwed by Tony Tran!!!
Time of match: 0:13:01
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner is of this match is Tony Tran!!!
[ Tran demands a mic and Harvey Weinstein hands him his. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – For all you self-righteous wrestling marks out there that thought I was gone for good... I’m back bitches!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, why Caristico and I try and absorb what we just witnessed; let’s go to the back where Maxwell Shaw is standing by with Godzilla Sanchez. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next the enigmatic Godzilla Sanchez. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Godzilla, word in the back is that you have entered your own team into the Six-man Tag Team Tournament at the upcoming Stable Wars pay per view. Could you tell us more about who you are teaming with?
Godzilla Sanchez – I can do you one better Mr. Smart.
[ Maxwell Shaw looks at Godzilla oddly... ]
Maxwell Shaw – That’s not my name...
Godzilla Sanchez – You are Maxwell Smart, are you not? Agent 86, skilled in multiple hand-to-hand combat techniques?
[ Godzilla strikes a very prominent Judo pose. ]
Maxwell Shaw – I’m afraid you have me confused with someone else.
Godzilla Sanchez – That’s too bad. I loved Agent 99. I masturbated to her frequently...
[ Maxwell Shaw cuts him off... ]
Maxwell Shaw – I don’t think we need to hear about that. Let’s get back to your tag team, shall we?
Godzilla Sanchez – have it your way.
Maxwell Shaw – Well... can we know who they are?
Godzilla Sanchez – Of course you can secret agent man. Your secret identity is safe with me.
[ And Godzilla whistles to his right and motions for them to come onto the set. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Ladies and gents, I give to you; (and Godzilla points at the familiar young man) the mountain man... Connor Edge... (and then at the young man that looks like a fighter pilot) and that’s the ace of the skies... Maverick Edge!!! They are from Japan!!!
[ Connor stands their very menacingly like his father used to back in the day and his tag team partner Maverick stands their with his hands in his pockets and his dark sunglasses on just staring off. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Mountain Man and Ace of the Skies? Those are pretty cool names. Are they related to Tank in some way?
[ Just then, the United States Champion Tank Edge along with Rasputin Ito and Shinigami Shogun walk onto the set looking confused. ]
The United States Champion Tank Edge – Listen, that’s my son and nephew... and they aren’t from Japan by the way.
[ Godzilla looks at Tank confused. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – But that’s where I met them.
[ Connor walks over to his father and leans in so that Godzilla can’t hear him. ]
Connor Edge – Sorry Pops. Godzilla asked for help and Shane gave us a ton of money.
[ Tank bites his tongue not wanting to say anything stupid while on camera. ]
The United States Champion Tank Edge – Let’s go. We will talk about this later.
[ They all walk off the set, but for some reason Godzilla stays behind and just glares into Maxwells eyes. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – I know your secret Agent 86 and I will take it to my grave before I tell anyone!!!
[ Maxwell nods... ]
Maxwell Smart – Yeah... that’s good to know.
[ Godzilla walks away and bumps into Kahagas who has no clue what Godzilla is saying... ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Don’t say a word, but that guy over there is Agent 86!!! He’s undercover right now.
[ Kahagas still has no clue what he just said as Godzilla walks away singing “Secret Agent Man” by Johnny Rivers!!! The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip Greenway at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Every time he opens his mouth I cringe as to what just might come out.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Look on the bright side of things. The Edge army is getting that much bigger. I have to ask though, what’s going to happen if these two teams meet at Stable Wars?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Great question, but we still have to see if Tank, Ito and Shogun are going to enter their names or are they satisfied for now with the US title and a shot at the World Tag Team titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If you ask me, you should never be satisfied. You should always want more!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our first of four title matches of the evening and it’s for the WWE TV title. Let’s get right back to the action as Harvey is ready for the introductions!!!
WWE TV title rematch NO DQ match
Psycho Messiah © vs Lethal Lottery Selection
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the W.W.E. Television Championship!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs, he is the reigning W.W.E. Television Champion, this is… Psycho Messiah!!!
[ The sold-out crowd roars out with a mixture of cheers and boos as Psycho Messiah walks down to the ring to “The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson. He climbs into the ring and poses on the second turnbuckle raising his TV title high overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Psycho Messiah has held the TV title since Red, White and Bruised back on July fourth. Since then, he seems to have come under the ever-watchful eye of the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – There’s a bug up Shane’s ass about this guy for some reason. Whether it’s all the tattoo’s or the body piercing’s... I don’t know. But there’s something Shane doesn’t like about this guy and it’s costing Messiah matches.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Hold on one damn minute!!! This has gone too damn far if you ask me!!! Just let the kid defend his damn belt!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Easy Phil, or you might be next on Shane’s shit list.
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “Here comes the Money!!!” rocks the arena and the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon struts out on stage to the roar of the crowd. ]
[ Shane climbs into the ring with a smile on his face as JoJo hands him a mic. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – It’s ok Harvey, I’ve got this. Go back to catering. I heard they got those little finger sandwiches you like.
[ The sold out crowd counts down with the clock on the videotron. ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – And your opponent. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 248 lbs., he is your General Manager of the Empire... a World Wrestling Empire Hall of Famer... and the holder of eleven various title belts in his career in the Empire alone... I proudly give to you... the man... the myth... the legend... and the newest member of Legacy... Diamond Dallas Page!!!
[ the sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” rocks the arena and the Empire General Manager DDP struts out onto the stage fist bumping Shane. Page walks down to the ring and climbs in never taking his eyes off of Psycho Messiah as he climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and makes the sign of the Diamond Cutter. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Are you kidding me? You expect me to believe that DDP’s number came up tonight out of all the guys in the back? This can’t be happening!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Whether the computer drew Page’s name or not, he’s getting this title match. Now it’s up to Messiah to take Page down!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved page here in the Empire. Always have... always will. But for him to climb into bed with Legacy makes me want to throw up!!!
[ The referee shows off the TV title belt and before he can call for the bell, Psycho Messiah charges at Page going for a back elbow, but Diamond Dallas Page ducks out of the way. Diamond Dallas Page grabs Messiah and hits an atomic drop. Diamond Dallas Page drives a headbutt into Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page drives a kick to the midsection of Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Psycho Messiah counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of the head. Psycho Messiah comes off the ropes and hits a football tackle on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah drags Diamond Dallas Page to his feet and attempts to place Diamond Dallas Page on the top turnbuckle, but Diamond Dallas Page blocks it. Psycho Messiah goes for a DDT, but Diamond Dallas Page counters it with a back body drop. Diamond Dallas Page hits a brain buster on Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page climbs to the second rope and drops a back elbow on Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page whips Psycho Messiah into the ropes and drives a punch into Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page tries for a chokehold, but Psycho Messiah counters it with an elbow to the midsection. Psycho Messiah attempts to place Diamond Dallas Page on the turnbuckle again, but DDP counters and rolls Messiah up with a small package as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Messiah kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nice counter by DDP to get out of whatever top rope move Messiah was planning!!!
[ Diamond Dallas Page drives a knife edge chop onto Psycho Messiah. Psycho Messiah drives a European uppercut onto Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Psycho Messiah puts Diamond Dallas Page in an arm grapevine submission. Diamond Dallas Page is struggling to reach the ropes. Diamond Dallas Page finally makes it to the ropes. Psycho Messiah whips Diamond Dallas Page into the ropes and he attempts a clothesline, but Psycho Messiah counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. Psycho Messiah tries for a Death Valley Driver, but Diamond Dallas Page blocks it. Diamond Dallas Page tries for a belly-to-back suplex, but Psycho Messiah counters it with a go-behind and goes for a belly-to-back side slam, but Diamond Dallas Page blocks it and Diamond Dallas Page takes Psycho Messiah down with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Diamond Dallas Page nails Psycho Messiah with a hangman’s DDT. Diamond Dallas Page tries for a cannonball senton, but Psycho Messiah rolls out of the way. Psycho Messiah uses an armdrag takedown on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah runs into the ropes, but Diamond Dallas Page hits Psycho Messiah with a driving knee to the bread basket. Diamond Dallas Page whips Psycho Messiah into the ropes, but Psycho Messiah reverses it and hits an armbar takedown on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and DDP shoots his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We are seeing a very physical back and forth match so far where neither man has shown an edge over the other yet.
[ Psycho Messiah runs into the ropes and hits a clothesline on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah whips Diamond Dallas Page into the turnbuckle and Diamond Dallas Page comes back, but is met with another clothesline. Psycho Messiah runs into the ropes and hits the Brogue Kick on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah whips Diamond Dallas Page into the ropes, but Diamond Dallas Page finally reverses it and hits Psycho Messiah with a back body drop that sends Psycho Messiah tumbling out of the ring. Diamond Dallas Page goes for a top turnbuckle elbowdrop, but Psycho Messiah moves out of the way. Psycho Messiah slams Diamond Dallas Page into the steel guardrail. Psycho Messiah takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a suplex onto the steel ringsteps. Psycho Messiah rams Diamond Dallas Page into the edge of the ring apron. Psycho Messiah rolls DDP back into the ring. Psycho Messiah goes for a spear, but Diamond Dallas Page nails Psycho Messiah with a powerslam into a cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Messiah kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Outside the ring Messiah had DDP on the ropes. But Page has fought back and almost won the damn thing.
[ Diamond Dallas Page attempts a back elbow, but Psycho Messiah ducks out of the way. Psycho Messiah nails a dropkick to the knee of Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah runs into the ropes and hits Diamond Dallas Page with an elbow whips Diamond Dallas Page into the ropes, but Diamond Dallas Page reverses it and hits Psycho Messiah with a back body drop that sends Psycho Messiah tumbling out of the ring. Diamond Dallas Page rolls out under the bottom rope after him. Diamond Dallas Page slams Psycho Messiah into the steel guardrail. Diamond Dallas Page hits a takeover suplex on Psycho Messiah right onto the announcer’s table. Diamond Dallas Page drives Psycho Messiah into the ring apron. Diamond Dallas Page takes Psycho Messiah down with an Exploder suplex into the steel ringsteps. Diamond Dallas Page nails Psycho Messiah with a cannonball senton off the ring apron. Diamond Dallas Page throws Psycho Messiah back into the ring. Diamond Dallas Page drives a European uppercut into Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page drives a kick to the midsection of Psycho Messiah followed by the Diamond Cutter!!! Diamond Dallas Page goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:11:28
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – The winner of this match, and the man that just whooped your tattooed ass... and NEW W.W.E. Television Champion, Diamond Dallas Page!!!
[ Shane McMahon climbs into the ring, smiling down at Messiah; and then hugs it out with Page who raises his TV title high overhead!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Something about this whole damn match stinks!!! Since when are Shane and Page so buddy, buddy?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s do our best for now to look past this match and hope for some explanations later.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back where a very excited Tony Tran is standing by with Cindy Meyers.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows an elated Tony Tran along with the Golden BoyZ standing next to Cindy Meyers drinking out of a champagne bottle]
Cindy Meyers – Tony, congratulations on your victory tonight; but it seemed a little underhanded to me.
[ Tony nearly spits the champagne out of his mouth all over himself. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What? What the hell are you implying Cindy? Are you saying that I didn’t deserve this win? That I didn’t deserve to get my spot back on this roster?
Cindy Meyers – All I’m saying is that...
[ Just then, Mance Warner and the Lynch Mob walk onto the set. ]
“The Southern Psychopath” Mance Warner – What she’s saying dipshit, is that you’re a cheating motha fucka.
[ The Lynch Mob laugh their asses off at Tran who whips his head back at the Golden BoyZ and then back to Mance. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Wait a minute. Who the hell are you exactly?
“The Southern Psychopath” Mance Warner – The names Mance...
[ Tony sticks his hand in Mance’s face... ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Never mind. Your breath smiles like dog shit. Don’t breathe... don’t talk... don’t say another word. My name is Tony Tran and I’m putting you... (he points at Mance) and the two of you (he points at the Lynch Mob) red neck hillbillies on notice. One more move... one more smartass remark... you even pass wind in my direction and we are going to have issues... do I make myself clear?
[ Mance smiles... farts... and grabs Trans champagne bottle from him before walking away leaving Tran and the Golden BoyZ smelling his shit. ]
Jake Anderson – Should we go after him?
[ Tran rolls his eyes. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No!!! We will deal with them later!!! Fuck he stinks.
[ The show cuts back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Just when you think you’ve seen and heard everything, someone comes along and shock and awes you.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Shock and awe. That’s an understatement when we talk about guys like Mance Warner and Godzilla Sanchez.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our World Tag Team title match. Let’s go back to the ring to see who will take on the Chain Gang for their World Tag Team titles.
World Tag Team title rematch
The Chain Gang © vs Lethal Lottery Selection
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the World Tag Team championship!!! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager Salena, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs.; Jake Owens and Eddie O’Shay; they are the reigning World Tag Team Champions, they are… the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. The fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their World Tag Team title belts over their heads. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Chain Gang come into this match with a seven and eight record, but a loss tonight against whomever it may be would send this team tumbling down sixth in the rankings. That’s a place the Chain Gang doesn’t want to be in.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Listen, the champs have lost three straight and haven’t won a match in the last four attempts. They need to get their act together quick if they are going to survive this night.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Here we go!!! Let’s see who has the golden ticket!!!
[ The sold out crowd counts down with the clock on the videotron. ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 467 lbs., “The Messiah” Chris Simmons and “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson, they are… Legacy!!!
[ “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as Empire Hall of Famers Crazy Man and the Messiah walk out on stage to the roar of the sold-out crowd!!! As one, they march down to the ring and climb in never taking their eyes off their opponents. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Are you kidding me? First DDP and now Legacy. Tell me that this doesn’t stink of Shane McMahon!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s not go down the conspiracy theory road again, ok? Let’s just take it for face value and say that these guys won the lottery.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Jake Owens whips Mike Thompson into the ropes and Mike Thompson hits Jake Owens with a shoulderblock. Mike Thompson applies a boot choke against the ropes on Jake Owens. Jake Owens manages to grab the ropes. Mike Thompson attempts a clothesline, but Jake Owens counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex, but in turn, Mike Thompson counters it with a stiff right punch to the face. Mike Thompson runs into the ropes and Jake Owens tries a kick to the midsection, but Mike Thompson blocks it. Jake Owens tags out to Eddie O'Shay. Eddie O'Shay and Jake Owens whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they hit Mike Thompson with a double clothesline. Jake Owens delivers a Discus Punch into Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Mike Thompson. Chris Simmons enters the ring and throws Jake Owens out of the ring. Mike Thompson and Chris Simmons hit Eddie O'Shay with a double chop. Chris Simmons leaves the ring. Mike Thompson nails Eddie O'Shay with a Muscle Buster. Mike Thompson tags out to Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson whip Eddie O'Shay into the ropes and they hit Eddie O'Shay with a double back body drop. Mike Thompson hits a Muscle Buster on Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons nails Eddie O'Shay with a diving elbowsmash off the top rope. Mike Thompson leaves the ring. Eddie O'Shay tags out to Jake Owens. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay whip Chris Simmons into the ropes and they hit Chris Simmons with a double kick to the midsection. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay whip Chris Simmons into the ropes and they attempt to hit Chris Simmons with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move and Chris Simmons hits them with a double clothesline. Eddie O'Shay rolls out of the ring. Chris Simmons goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jake Owens slides down his back and tries for a pumphandle backbreaker, but Chris Simmons floats over and hits a crucifix bomb for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake Owens gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing counter to that back backer attempted by Jake Owens who just barely got his shoulder up in time!!!
[ Chris Simmons goes for a clothesline, but Jake Owens ducks out of the way. Jake Owens drives a headbutt into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens drives a European uppercut into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens drives a kick to the midsection of Chris Simmons. Jake Owens goes a choke slam, but Chris Simmons blocks it. Jake Owens chops Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons chops Jake Owens. Jake Owens punches Chris Simmons. Jake Owens goes for a Discus lariat, but Chris Simmons counters it with a crucifix pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake Owens gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It looks like Simmons has Owens scouted pretty good tonight. That’s twice now he’s countered one of Owens big moves into a crucifix pin attempt.
[ Chris Simmons hits Jake Owens. Chris Simmons kicks Jake Owens. Jake Owens kicks Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons hits Jake Owens. Chris Simmons locks on a choke against the ropes on Jake Owens. Jake Owens is struggling to get out of the hold. Jake Owens tries to escape the hold. Jake Owens finally grabs the ropes. Chris Simmons nails Jake Owens with a belly-to-back suplex. Chris Simmons hits a dropkick to the knee of Jake Owens. Chris Simmons throws Jake Owens out of the ring. Chris Simmons goes for a diving shoulderblock off the ring apron, but Jake Owens ducks out of the way. Jake Owens whips Chris Simmons into the steel guardrail. Jake Owens hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Chris Simmons onto the steel ring steps. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson comes over, but gets cut off. Eddie O'Shay drives a clothesline into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens attempts an Exploder suplex into the steel ring steps, but Chris Simmons blocks it. Chris Simmons throws Jake Owens back into the ring. Chris Simmons tags out to Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring and throws Chris Simmons out of the ring. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they hit Mike Thompson with a double clothesline. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Jake Owens hits a gutwrench suplex on Mike Thompson. Jake Owens tags out to Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons enters the ring and throws Jake Owens out of the ring. Chris Simmons leaves the ring. Mike Thompson tries for a Discus lariat, but Eddie O'Shay blocks it. Eddie O'Shay attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mike Thompson counters it with a facerake. Mike Thompson drives a clothesline into Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson hits a standing dropkick on Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson whips Eddie O'Shay into the ropes and hits Eddie O'Shay with a shoulderblock. Mike Thompson drives an open hand chop into Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson tags out to Chris Simmons. Jake Owens enters the ring and lays out Mike Thompson. Jake Owens goes for a clothesline, but Chris Simmons counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Joey Jiles checks Jake Owens's arm. He lifts it... it falls! He lifts it... it falls!! He lifts it... it stays up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two teams are going at it tooth and nail tonight. The Chain Gang know that they are in a fight for their lives.
[ Jake Owens makes a leaping tag to his partner. Eddie O'Shay hits an Exploder suplex on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens rolls out of the ring. Eddie O'Shay locks Chris Simmons in a boot choke, but he makes it to the ropes. Eddie O'Shay tries for an arm grapevine submission, but Chris Simmons blocks it. Chris Simmons nails a standing dropkick on Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons whips Eddie O'Shay into the turnbuckle, but Eddie O'Shay reverses it. Eddie O'Shay charges into the corner, but Chris Simmons lifts his leg and drives a knee into his face. Eddie O'Shay tags out to Jake Owens. Jake Owens attempts a punch, but Chris Simmons counters it with a Fujiwara armbar and Jake Owens gets ahold of the ropes. Chris Simmons hits a Muscle Buster on Jake Owens. Chris Simmons tries for a cradle suplex, but Jake Owens counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens tries for a sleeperhold, but Chris Simmons blocks it and makes the leaping tag out to Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring and lays out Chris Simmons. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they attempt to hit Mike Thompson with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move and hits them with a double clothesline. Mike Thompson and Chris Simmons hit Jake Owens with a double chop. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Mike Thompson hits a Cradle DDT on Jake Owens for the win as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake Owens gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can tell that the quicker team is Legacy tonight as they are faster on the counters than the Chain Gang are.
[ Mike Thompson nails Jake Owens with a running knee strike. Chris Simmons enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chris Simmons hits a dropkick on Jake Owens. Mike Thompson nails Jake Owens with a belly-to-back suplex. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring and throws Chris Simmons out of the ring. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Jake Owens attempts a sleeperhold, but Mike Thompson blocks it. Mike Thompson whips Jake Owens into the ropes and Jake Owens makes the blind tag to Eddie O'Shay. Jake Owens nails a cross body on Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay attempts an Exploder suplex, but Mike Thompson blocks it. Jake Owens leaves the ring. Mike Thompson nails a Discus lariat on Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson nails a basement dropkick to the knee of Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson nails a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson hits a top rope missile dropkick on Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson attempts a release German suplex, but Eddie O'Shay counters it with a go-behind. Jake Owens enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay and Jake Owens whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they hit Mike Thompson with a double kick to the midsection. Jake Owens leaves the ring. Eddie O'Shay attempts a waistlock takedown, but Mike Thompson counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of the head. Mike Thompson uses a go-behind on Eddie O'Shay and drives a basement dropkick to the back of the knee of Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson goes for an uppercut, but Eddie O'Shay blocks it. Eddie O'Shay hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay whips Mike Thompson into the ropes and hits Mike Thompson with a shoulderblock. Eddie O'Shay hits a gutbuster on Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay whips Mike Thompson into the ropes and Mike Thompson nails Eddie O'Shay down with a Canadian Destroyer. Crazy Man rolls Edie up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Eddie kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another amazing counter by Legacy tonight as Crazy Man comes off the ropes and hit that huge Canadian Destroyer!!!
[ Mike Thompson drags Eddie to his feet and whips him into the ropes and drives a fist to the midsection of Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson tags out to Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson whip Eddie O'Shay into the ropes and they hit Eddie O'Shay with a double elbowsmash. Mike Thompson leaves the ring. Chris Simmons hits the Curb Stomp on Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons covers Eddie O'Shay as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Eddie O'Shay gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man the Messiah just pasted Eddie’s face into the mat with that nasty Curb Stomp!!!
[ Chris Simmons attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Eddie O'Shay steps out of the way and Simmons crashes into the corner. Eddie O'Shay throws Chris Simmons out of the ring. Eddie O'Shay goes outside after him and Jake Owens comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson comes over, but gets cut off. Jake Owens drives a clothesline into Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Chris Simmons counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Chris Simmons slams Eddie O'Shay into the steel guardrail. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson attempts a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Eddie O'Shay blocks it and both men climb back into the ring. Eddie O'Shay hits a gutbuster on Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay tags out to Jake Owens. Eddie O'Shay goes for a dropkick, but Chris Simmons steps out of the way. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Chris Simmons attempts a choke hold against the ropes, but Jake Owens wiggles out it. Jake Owens drives a headbutt into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens punches Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons chops Jake Owens. Chris Simmons kicks Jake Owens. Chris Simmons attempts a Death Valley Driver, but Jake Owens slides down his back and puts Chris Simmons in a chokehold but Chris Simmons grabs the ropes. Jake Owens nails Chris Simmons with a full nelson powerslam into the turnbuckles. Jake Owens rolls Simmons up and he pulls the tights as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Simmons puts his feet in the ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Great ring awareness after taking a massive bump to the back of his head!!! This is what Legacy is all about. These guys have done it all against some of the very best not just here but in other federations too.
[ Jake Owens runs into the ropes and they both get hit with a double clothesline. Chris Simmons is the first to his feet and he takes Jake Owens down with a bodyslam. Chris Simmons throws Jake Owens out of the ring. Chris Simmons rolls out under the bottom rope after him. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay comes over and lays out Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay drives a Discus Punch into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens drives a fist to the midsection of Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay goes for a dropkick, but Chris Simmons steps out of the way. Chris Simmons drills a mounted punch into Jake Owens. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson attempts a clothesline, but Jake Owens counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson comes over and lays out Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons drives Jake Owens back first into the ring apron. Chris Simmons drives a fist to the midsection of Jake Owens. Chris Simmons powerslams Jake Owens onto the steel ringsteps. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay comes over and lays out Mike Thompson. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double DDT. Jake Owens launches Chris Simmons into the steel guardrail. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double bulldog. Eddie O'Shay delivers a Discus Punch into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens whips Chris Simmons into the steel guardrail. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double DDT. Jake Owens attempts an armdrag takedown, but Chris Simmons blocks it. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay comes over and lays out Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay attempts a clothesline, but Chris Simmons counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Eddie O'Shay comes over, but gets cut off. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson hit Jake Owens with a double back elbow. Eddie O'Shay gets back up, but gets cut off. Mike Thompson delivers a dropkick into Jake Owens. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson hit Jake Owens with a double back elbow. Chris Simmons drives a fist to the midsection of Jake Owens. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson goes for a clothesline, but Jake Owens ducks out of the way and drives a punch into the breadbasket of Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits a brain buster on Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay drives a clothesline into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex into the announcer’s table on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double backbreaker. Jake Owens throws Chris Simmons into the steel ringpost. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson comes over, but gets cut off. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double backbreaker. Jake Owens throws Chris Simmons back into the ring. Jake Owens executes a Samoan Drop on Chris Simmons for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Simmons gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a beating Simmons took for the last few minutes outside the ring!!! This guy is not in his twenties anymore. You’re talking about a guy in his forties taking this beating!!!
[ Jake Owens takes Chris Simmons down with a gutwrench suplex. Owens drives a stiff punch into Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson enters the ring and throws Eddie O'Shay out of the ring. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson whip Jake Owens into the ropes and they attempt to hit Jake Owens with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Mike Thompson rolls out of the ring. Chris Simmons takes Jake Owens down with a belly-to-back suplex. Chris Simmons places Jake Owens on the top turnbuckle and nails Jake Owens with a huricanrana. Chris Simmons whips Jake Owens into the ropes and Chris Simmons goes for a football tackle, but Jake Owens steps out of the way and rolls him up with a school boy. Jake Owens is going for the pin and he pulls the tights as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and the referee finally he sees it and stops the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We are well past the halfway mark in this match and you can see the desperation in the eyes of Salena as she watches on from ringside barking orders at both of her men.
[ Jake Owens hits a Curb Stomp on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens whips Chris Simmons into the ropes and Owens goes for a chokehold, but Chris Simmons counters it with a kick to the midsection. Chris Simmons hits Jake Owens with the One-Winged Angel on Jake Owens. Simmons covers Owens as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Salena puts Jake Owens's foot on the bottom rope breaking the count. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Thank God for Salena being right there because this match was all but over!!!
[ Chris Simmons runs into the ropes and drives a spear into Jake Owens. Chris Simmons drives a running knee strike into Jake Owens. Salena climbs up onto the ring apron and goes to hit Chris Simmons with one of the World Tag Team Title belts but he sees it just in time and blocks her. Jake Owens comes from behind and drives a fist to the midsection of Chris Simmons. Jake Owens tries for a Discus Punch, but Chris Simmons ducks out of the way. Chris Simmons whips Jake Owens into the turnbuckle and Chris Simmons charges in and drives a back elbow into Jake Owens. Chris Simmons hits a backbreaker on Jake Owens. Chris Simmons drives a fist to the midsection of Jake Owens. Chris Simmons hits a bodyslam on Jake Owens. Chris Simmons goes for an uppercut, but Jake Owens blocks it. Jake Owens runs into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Jake Owens is the first to his feet and he hits an atomic drop on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens nails a standing dropkick on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens is going for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Simmons kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Salena did her best to try and turn this match back in the favor of the Chain Gang when she attempted to hit Simmons with that title belt.
[ Eddie O'Shay enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay hits a dropkick on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex on Chris Simmons. Mike Thompson enters the ring and throws Eddie O'Shay out of the ring. Mike Thompson leaves the ring. Chris Simmons throws Jake Owens into the turnbuckle, but Jake Owens reverses it and he runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Chris Simmons lifts his knee and rams it into Owens’ face. Chris Simmons tags out to Mike Thompson. Mike Thompson hits a Northern Lights suplex for the win as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Owens puts his feet in the ropes. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a picture-perfect Northern Lights suplex by Crazy Man that almost scored the win for his team.
[ Chris Simmons enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring, but gets cut off. Chris Simmons drives a clothesline into Jake Owens. Mike Thompson goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jake Owens blocks it. Chris Simmons leaves the ring. Jake Owens hits an atomic drop on Mike Thompson. Jake Owens nails Mike Thompson with a backbreaker. Jake Owens hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mike Thompson. Jake Owens drives an uppercut into Mike Thompson. Jake Owens hits a running double knee smash into Mike Thompson. Jake Owens delivers a pumphandle backbreaker on Mike Thompson. Jake Owens whips Mike Thompson into the ropes, but Mike Thompson reverses it. Jake Owens attempts a clothesline, but Mike Thompson counters it with a crucifix pin attempt as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Owens puts his feet in the ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s twice now those damn ropes saved Owens from getting pinned and losing this match. He should be thanking the wrestling Gods for his shit luck.
[ Mike Thompson places Jake Owens on the top turnbuckle and hits a top rope Crazy Driver on Jake Owens!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What an insane move from the tope rope!!! That Crazy Driver is devastating on the mat, never-mind five feet in the air coming crashing down with all your weight!!!
[ The crowd is going nuts as Mike Thompson goes for the pin and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 and O’Shay tries to break up the count but Simmons chops blocks the big man’s knees out from under him before he can get there ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:28:11
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners of this match and NEW World Tag Team Champions, Legacy!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a win for these two men as they finally get their hands on the World Tag Team titles!!! They can now add World Tag Team Champions to their long list of achievements!!!
[ Go-D, Shane and DDP walk out on stage and down to the ring to celebrate with their Legacy members as the crowd goes bonkers. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Do you get the feeling that tonight is all about Legacy? They are two for two in title matches right now. Are we looking at a clean sweep?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It certainly looks that way. And we are to believe that there’s a lottery system taking place backstage? Maybe there was for Diamonds are Forever, but you can’t tell me there’s one tonight. Folks, let’s go to the back where the former TV champion Psycho Messiah is standing by with Maxwell Shaw. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a very pissed off looking Psycho Messiah. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Messiah, we all watched tonight as you dropped your TV title to a legend of the Empire and a true Hall of Famer in Diamond Dallas Page. What was going through your mind when Shane walked out and introduced Page as your opponent?
[ Messiah wipes his head with a towel. ]
Psycho Messiah – What was going through my head? The only thing going through my head then, is the same damn thing that’s going though my head right now and that’s how I got screwed out of my TV title.
Maxwell Shaw – Even though many of us here and at home believe you may be right, you still had to wrestle DDP and he did get the clean win over you after he hit the Diamond Cutter.
Psycho Messiah – Listen to me when I tell you that Shane has been living in my heads for weeks now. I lost focus and Page took advantage of that. Good for him. Starting right now, it’s game on. It’s time for me to get inside Shane’s head and see how he likes it. Shane wants to mind fuck me? Let’s see how he likes it when I turn his world upside down!!!
[ The show swings back to the announcers table as we see Caristico and Phillip listening in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Messiah is a very disturbing man when he’s angry, and right now he’s plenty angry as he’s sworn revenge on the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You know, I think Maxwell asked all the right questions and I think that Messiah answered them honestly. Shane has been in his head for weeks and yes, Shane has screwed with his mind. But is this the right thing to do to play mind games with Shane? Why not just let it go and focus on the bigger prizes? Where is waging a one-man war with Shane McMahon going to get you?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I have no idea, but it might be fun to watch. Folks, it’s time for our United States title match as Tank Edge takes on one of them men on the roster. Let’s go down to the ring and rejoin Harvey Weinstein for the introductions!!!
WWE United States Heavyweight title
Tank Edge © vs Lethal Lottery Selection
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – This match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the United States Heavyweight Championship. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 252 lbs., the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as the legendary Tank Edge walks out on stage with his United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. Tank high fives all his fans as he walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – As per the rules of this pay per view event, only the champions came come down to the ring with their managers. That means we will not be seeing Shogun or Ito coming down to the ring with Tank tonight.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, we saw that earlier tonight when Legacy came down to the ring minus Go-D. I think it makes it a fair fight.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tanks glaring up the ramp at the videotron to see who his opponent might be!!!
[ The sold out crowd counts down with the clock on the videotron. ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at weight of 200 lbs.; this is… “Bloodlust” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around him as he makes his way to the ring and climbs in!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing opportunity for this young man tonight to not only win the United States Heavyweight title, but cement himself as one of the few men to ever beat Tank Edge in the squared circle.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Steve Scott comes into this match with a six and four record ranked number three for Tanks US title so it is very fitting that he gets his opportunity tonight.
[ Tank goes to hand the referee his US title belt and Steve Scott goes right at him driving Tank right back into the turnbuckle. Steve Scott charges into the corner, but Tank lifts his leg and hits Steve right in the face. Tank sets up Steve on the turnbuckle, but Steve Scott counters it with a rake of the eyes. Tank drops down to the mat rubbing his eyes and Steve Scott goes for a double axe handle, but Tank catches him and hits a Snap Dragon Suplex!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tank might not have as much mass or muscle as he did twelve years ago, but he’s still has that snap in the hips to launch a man the size of Steve Scott ten feet across the ring!!!
[ Tank hits a diving elbowsmash on Steve Scott off the second rope. Tank hits a backbreaker on Steve Scott. Tank sends Steve Scott into the corner and Tank nails Steve Scott with a Stinger Splash!!! Steve Scott crumples to the mat as Tank rolls him up and Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Steve Scott gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Other than the opening attack, Steve Scott has yet to mount any significant offense in the match!!!
[ Tank drags Steve to his feet and hits an atomic drop. Tank goes for a football tackle, but Steve Scott counters it with a guillotine choke. Tank inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Steve Scott springboards off the ropes and hits a roundhouse kick on Tank. Steve Scott drives a forearm smash into Tank. Steve Scott goes for the Pele kick, but Tank counters it with an ankle lock submission. Steve Scott inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them breaking the hold. Steve Scott runs into the ropes and hits Tank with a back heel kick. Steve Scott drives a clothesline into Tank. Steve Scott tries for a spin kick, but Tank catches his leg, picks him up and drives him into the mat with an airplane spin powerbomb. Tank is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Steve Scott gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just when you think Steve Scott is building a little momentum, Tank hits another power move to slow the kid down!!!
[ Steve Scott staggers to his feet as Tank picks him up and drives him into the mat with the Tankensteiner (the One-Winged Angel)!!! The crowd explodes to their feet as Tank goes for the pin and Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:04:16
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still United States Heavyweight Champion, Tank Edge!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another dominating win by Tank tonight as...
[ Suddenly, Phillip is interrupted when from behind Travis Blake lays out Tank!!! ]
[ Travis smiles wide as he kneels down next to Tank and raises his fist showing that he hit Tank with his own Gauntlet of the Gods!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That son of a bitch just used Tank’s own gauntlet against him!!!
[ Travis grabs a handful of Tank’s hair and raises Tank’s head off the mat as he screams in his ear. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – I warned you old man, I warned you. A good sniper never misses his mark. I’m coming after your strap and there aint a damn thing that you or your bag of misfit toys can do to stop me!!!
[ Just then, Godzilla, Conner, Maverick, Shogun and Ito rush down to the ring to help out their leader. ]
[ Travis sees them coming and he rolls out of the ring and heads for safer ground amongst the crowd keeping the Gauntlet of the Gods with him. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It’s a little too late because the damage was already done, but this is the way Lethal Lottery goes, I guess. I am pretty sure that sooner or later Travis is going to face someone that isn’t going to put up with him and put his ass in his place.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I for one cannot wait for that day to come. Folks, let’s go to the back where our CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon is standing by with Cindy Meyers.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Shane McMahon all smiles as he stands next to Cindy Meyers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Shane, tonight we watched as two titles changes hands in what some are saying are under questionable circumstances.
[ Shane looks dumbfounded as he has no idea what she is talking about. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Questionable? What do you mean, questionable?
Cindy Meyers – Well, it seems pretty convenient that your friends in Legacy have now won not only the TV title but also the World Tag Team titles.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Wait... hold on... are you suggesting... no you can’t be... are you suggesting that the lottery was rigged in some way?
Cindy Meyers – It does seem pretty suspicious that both DDP and Legacy were selected over all the other men on the roster?
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – First off, I am shocked that you’re even implying that. Secondly, DDP had the same odds as anyone else on the roster to get that TV title shot.
Cindy Meyers – But he wasn’t even ranked going into tonight’s pay per view.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Did he have a winning record, or did he not?
Cindy Meyers – Well, he did have that one win over Tony Tran.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – See... that answers that question then. He had just as much right to that title shot as anyone. And Legacy... didn’t they just defeat the Chain Gang in an epic twenty-eight-minute match?
Cindy Meyers – Yes, but...
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – So Cindy, what makes them any less worthy? Because they are my friends? Because I root for my friends and I want to see them do well?
Cindy Meyers – For years the WWCF and the WWE have been at odds...
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Listen, enough of that flashback bullshit. Just like the Empire, the WWCF died out years ago. We had a great run, but it’s over. Dead and buried. It’s all about the Empire and it’s legacy now.
Cindy Meyers – But you could you explain then why...
[ Shane snaps a finger in her face shutting her up... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – No!!! No more dumb ass questions... no more dumb ass accusations... this interview is over!!!
[ Shane storms off the set pissed off. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, back to you.
[ The show cuts back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, doesn’t it seem to you that Shane really got offended when asked if the lottery was rigged tonight?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – No, he did get offended and I can see it from both points of view. Crazy as it looks... yes both DDP and Legacy were picked for their respective matches... but at the end of the day no computer program can go out to the ring and win for you. That’s all on you.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event of the evening. But before we go back to the ring, we invite you all back here on October third for Stable Wars. Eight six-man tag teams will battle it out to be the new World Six-man Tag Team champions. What a night of action we are in stored for.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The rumors about the six-ma tag titles have been brewing for six months now. We finally get to see just who is the best stable in the Empire. I can’t wait!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Let’s get back to the ring to see who’s going to challenge Prophet for the World Heavyweight title!!!
World Heavyweight title rematch
Prophet © vs Lethal Lottery Selection
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the World Heavyweight championship!!!!!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 227 lbs., he is the reigning World Heavyweight Champion; this is “The Chosen One”!!! “The Modern-Day Messiah”!!! This... is… Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit booing as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The red spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where the World Heavyweight Champion Prophet stands, arms out wide showing off his World title belt around his waist and his book in hand. He walks down to the ring and climbs in posing for his fans as a red spotlight beam’s down on him. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The heavyweight champion seems to be in his own little world right now not showing any care as to who just might be his opponent.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Well he better care because there are a ton of guys in the back that want a shot not just at the World title but at him too.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man I would love to see Alexander Stone come back and kick his ass!!!
[ The sold out crowd counts down with the clock on the videotron. ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 255 lbs., he is a World Wrestling Empire Hall of Famer; this is… Go-D!!!
[ “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as the Empire Hall of Famer Go-D walks out on stage to the roar of the sold-out crowd!!! He marches down to the ring never taking his eyes off of Prophet. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell!!! Now you know this pay per view is rigged!!! There’s no way in hell that all of Legacy could have drawn the lucky number tonight!!! No way!!!
[ Go-D climbs into the ring and storms right at Prophet going nose to nose with the World Champion. The head referee tries to get between them but Go-D is hell bent on killing Prophet. The two men finally break apart and the referee raises the World title belt high overhead. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Like it or not, Go-D is the man that has the title shot tonight. Will his third attempt at winning the title actually be his lucky night? Let’s see.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Prophet tries going for a bridging back suplex, but Go-D counters it with a European uppercut, but Prophet ducks out of the way. Prophet hits the ropes and nails a diving shoulderblock into Go-D. Prophet uses an armbar takedown on Go-D. Prophet goes for a Boston crab, but Go-D kicks him off. Go-D chops Prophet. Go-D kicks Prophet. Prophet kicks Go-D. Go-D punches Prophet. Prophet kicks Go-D. Prophet chops Go-D. Prophet hits a Death Valley Driver on Go-D. Prophet climbs to the second turnbuckle and hits an elbowdrop onto Go-D square in the chest. Prophet covers Go-D pulling the tights as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and the referee sees it and stops the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – If Prophet is trying to piss Go-D off, don’t worry he’s already there. All this is doing is adding fuel to the fire.
[ Prophet goes for a basement dropkick, but Go-D rolls out of the way. Go-D whips Prophet into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Go-D picks Prophet up and hits him with a back breaker. Go-D comes off the ropes and hits the Curb Stomp on Prophet. Go-D is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Go-D rips Prophet off the mat by a scruff of his hair breaking his own count!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems that Go-D doesn’t want this match to end too soon. That he intends on inflicting a certain level of pain onto Prophet for all the shit he’s caused.
[ Go-D comes off the ropes and hits a Shining Wizard on Prophet. Go-D whips Prophet into the ropes and hits Prophet with a big elbow. Go-D drives a running knee strike into Prophet. Go-D hits a bodyslam on Prophet. Go-D attempts an armdrag takedown, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet comes off the ropes and hits a bulldog on Go-D. Prophet goes for a sidewalk slam, but Go-D drives a back elbow into Prophet. Go-D goes for a sleeperhold, but Prophet counters it with a back suplex. Prophet whips Go-D into the ropes, but Go-D reverses it and hits a backbreaker on Prophet. Go-D is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Prophet is begging for Go-D to stop!!! I think the champion has had enough!!!
[ Go-D takes Prophet down with a bridging Exploder suplex into a pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This match has been all Go-D right now as Prophet looks ready to tuck tail and run.
[ Go-D goes for a Curb Stomp, but Prophet rolls out of the way. Prophet uses an armbar takedown on Go-D that sends him crashing into the corner. Prophet drives a corner forearm smash into Go-D. Prophet delivers a spin kick into Go-D. Prophet delivers a diving elbow smash, but Go-D shrugs it off and only stares at him. Go-D grabs him and hits a gutbuster on Prophet. Go-D runs into the ropes and delivers a running knee strike into Prophet. Go-D again runs into the ropes, but Prophet hits Go-D with a massive clothesline that sends Go-D tumbling out of the ring. Prophet goes to the outside after him. Prophet goes for the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) onto the concrete floor, but Go-D counters it with an elbow to the gut. Go-D drives an uppercut into Prophet. Go-D slams Prophet into the steel guardrail. Go-D rolls Prophet back into the ring. Go-D goes for an arm grapevine submission, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet drives a back elbow into Go-D. Prophet drives a forearm smash into Go-D. Prophet goes for a Spanish Fly, but Go-D counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Go-D goes for a football tackle, but Prophet counters it with a roundhouse kick. Prophet goes for an uppercut, but Go-D blocks it and whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet reverses it and goes for a cradle piledriver, but Go-D counters it with a back body drop, but in turn, Prophet counters it with a sunset flip into a pin attempt as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Go-D kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a series of counters by both men as this fight is starting to ramp up.
[ Prophet drags Go-D to his feet and hits the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! Prophet rolls Go-D up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Go-D kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Prophet looks stunned that Go-D kicked out of his finisher!!! The man is ripping and tearing at his beard for Christ sakes.
[ Prophet goes for a spear, but Go-D counters it with a kick to the head. Go-D delivers a hair pull slam on Prophet. Go-D throws Prophet into the turnbuckle and runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Prophet moves out of the way and Go-D crashes shoulder first into the steel ringpost. Prophet whips Go-D into the ropes and goes for a Spanish Fly, but Go-D counters it with an elbowsmash to the face followed up with a Cradle DDT on Prophet!!! Go-D covers Prophet hooking the legs as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Talk about a back-and-forth match. One minute Go-d has the momentum and the next it’s all Prophet!! This match could either way right now!!!
[ Go-D whips Prophet into the ropes and he hits Prophet with a clothesline that sends Prophet tumbling out of the ring. Go-D jumps onto him with a diving shoulderblock off the ring apron. Go-D drives Prophet into the steel ring steps. Go-D goes for a spear, but Prophet counters it and powerslams Go-D through the announcer’s table!!! Prophet picks Go-D up and drives him back first into the ring apron!!! Prophet attempts a superkick, but Go-D ducks out of the way and leg whips Prophet down into the steel ring steps!!! Go-D attempts a cradle suplex, but Prophet counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of Go-D’s head. Go-D drives Prophet back first into the steel guardrail. Go-D picks Prophet up and spinebuster slams him onto the steel ringsteps. Go-D rolls Prophet back into the ring. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a brutal beating both men are taking right now as both men’s backs are cut up and bloody.
[ Prophet gets to his feet and sends Go-D into the ropes. Prophet hits a bulldog on Go-D. Prophet covers Go-D and pulls the tights as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Go-D drops his foot on the bottom rope breaking the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Prophet nearly stole another title opportunity away from Go-D as he had a handful of the man’s tights as he rolled him up!!!
[ Prophet goes to the top turnbuckle measuring Go-D up as he staggers to his feet. The crowd explodes to their feet as Prophet leaps off going for a cross body, but Go-D catches him, spins him head over heels and drives the World Champion head first into the mat with the Hells Tombstone Piledriver (Tombstone Piledriver) on Prophet!!! Go-D goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:11:54
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and new World Heavyweight Champion, Go-D!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Go-D has done it Caristico!!! On his third attempt he has captured the World Heavyweight title for the third time in his illustrious career!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – And like it or not, Legacy has fulfilled their promise to take back what was rightfully theirs before the Empire shut down over a decade ago!!! The reign of Legacy begins tonight!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, what an incredible two shows we have had the pleasure of bringing to you. We hoped you all enjoyed them as much as we did and we invite you all back in just four nights as we all feel the fallout on Afterburn. Good night everyone!!!
Epilogue
[ Two hours after the pay per view goes off the air, the cameras catch up to Go-D, Shane, DDP, Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson as they arrive back at the arena in Boston. The five men, already feeling pretty good from their late-night drinking party; storm into the office of the owner without a care in the world. The lights in the room are dim and the owner of the Empire Mark sits calmly behind his desk, a glass of Scotch in his hand. Across the room, Gail Kim sits quietly playing on her phone. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – C’mon man. If you’re going to drink, you need to get your ass out of that chair and come party with us.
The owner of the Empire – I’m not in the partying mood.
[ Go-D looks down at Mark disgusted. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion Go-D – Look at you. If only Snow could see you now.
[ Mark snaps to life and glares at Go-d like he was shooting daggers at him. ]
The owner of the Empire – Don’t you ever say his name again!!!
One half of the World Tag Team Champions “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Look at you Mark. You need to pull your shit together. Snows gone and he aint ever coming back. You didn’t just burn that bridge with him, you blew that motha fucka up.
[ Mike and Chris get a good laugh at Marks expense. ]
The former Women’s World Champion Gail Kim – Leave him alone. Can’t you see he’s hurting?
[ Shane shakes his head in disgust. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – If only the people knew who was really running this place. Let’s go guys. It stinks in here.
[ Shane, Go-D, Mike and Chris walk out of the office as DDP stays back looking down at his old friend. ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page – Do yourself a favor boss and stop chasing ghosts. Snow is in the wind. It’s time to bury him in the past and forget about him.
[ Mark looks at Page and the TV title on his shoulder. ]
The owner of the Empire – Is that what you’re doing? Burying your past?
[ Page looks at the title on his shoulder. ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page – This is about our legacy... my legacy.
The owner of the Empire – I could have sworn this was about building something better while respecting the past. You really think Dave and Shane care about the past?
[ Page looks away... ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page – I gotta go.
[ Page walks out of the office... ]
The owner of the Empire – Snows out there... I have faith.
[ The scene fades to black.... ]
Sunday Night September 5th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening folks and welcome to Lethal Lottery!! I am your host for the evening, Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Good evening everyone. Strap yourselves in for what will be one hell of a ride!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, what a night it was just last Sunday at Diamonds are Forever as we witnessed two huge title changes in the Women’s division.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, both were mind blowing; and I want to start off with the obvious shocker of the night when Solo Darling nearly shit her pants as Amber Nova’s music hit and she walked out to challenge the Women’s National Champion.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It was an incredible match between two tough champions, but watching it from home I really don’t think Solo ever got over the shock of Amber Nova walking out on stage.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is why Lethal Lottery is so dangerous for these champions. You just don’t know whose number is going to be drawn in the lottery. Unfortunately for Solo, she drew the shortest straw of all and ended up losing her title to Amber who is now both the Women’s World Champion and the Women’s National Champion.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In another shocking twist, we all watched as Katie Forbes and Spice were chosen in the lottery to challenge for the Women’s World Tag Team titles and to everyone’s shock, they upset Medusa Complex to win the titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico - These two women came into the Empire hot as hell, cooled off for a while and now look at them. They walked out of Diamonds are Forever with the World Tag Team titles. I was stunned to say the least. But word of advice, they better watch their backs because now they have become the hunted.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In other action that night, we also saw our former broadcast collogue Courtney Cox defeat Gabby Jettson in under a minute in what might be the biggest upset of the year. That loss send Gabby packing from the Empire and earned Courtney a spot on the roster.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – In less than a minute Courtney used the most basic of moves to beat Gabby with a simple School Boy roll-up to pin her. What a way to put an ending to Gabby’s run here in the Empire.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Moving on to the Women’s Last Chance Battle Royal we all watched as Debbie Kietel of the former Woke Queens walked out as the victor claiming the last spot on the Women’s roster.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Debbie is a future star here in the Empire. I love her look. I lover her attitude and I think she’s got a wealth of talent. But before we move on to the next topic, I have to wish all the women that didn’t make the cut the very best in their wrestling futures. Don’t look at this as a career ending move. Look at it as stepping stone for something bigger and better.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Very well said my friend. You of all people know what it feels like to be cut from something you love so deeply.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Thanks partner. That means a lot.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You’re very welcome. Finishing up with Diamonds are Forever, we watched the main event as Amber Nova defended her Women’s World title against Millie McKenzie. Millie has been doing so good leading up to this match, winning all her matches; but Amber was just too much for this young woman and she like so many others fell to defeat.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Millie lost and that sucked. I was really rooting for her to pull off the upset. But it is what it is and I am very proud to say that looking at this group of very talented and very young women, this division is in good hands for years to come.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And could you believe the shocking ending to the show when Gail Kim walked out on stage? The crowd went bananas when she showed up!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I have not seen Gail Kim in an Empire arena in years, but you know that she’s here for a reason. Amber has been running her mouth about some of the veterans of the Women’s division in the past. Well, here’s one of the very best ever and I don’t think she just stopped in to say hi.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now let’s turn our attention to tonight’s show. Without diving deep into any single match, because we have no clue who the opposition will be; what match are you most intrigued by?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’m all about the World Heavyweight title. One of these guys is going to get the honor of walking into that ring and maybe, just maybe; beat Prophet and take home the biggest prize in the game. That gets the hairs on my back raised.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Let’s talk about the Last Chance Battle Royal for a minute shall we, as we see all twelve men make their way down to the ring. Who do you see as the clear-cut favorite to win this match and earn their roster spot back?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Who do I see winning this match? I see me winning this match!!!
[ Caristico stands up and rips off his headset and dives under the bottom rope joining the other twelve men as they look on at him shocked. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, I had no idea this was going to happen!!! My partner Caristico just entered himself in the Last Chance Battle Royal to earn his spot back on the roster!!! This is incredible!!!
In a Last Chance Battle Royal
All the men that didn’t make the cut
[ All twelve men are in the ring as the referee calls for the bell to start this match off. Reno hits an Exploder suplex on Raven Horse. Reno locks Raven Horse in a chokehold. Raven Horse is struggling to reach the ropes. Raven Horse inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Reno goes for a waistlock takedown, but Raven Horse blocks it. Raven Horse hits an Exploder suplex on Reno. Raven Horse attempts an uppercut, but Reno steps out of the way. Reno hits a backbreaker on Raven Horse. Reno hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Raven Horse. Reno and Scum whip Raven Horse into the ropes and they hit Raven Horse with a double back body drop. Reno and Scum whip Raven Horse into the ropes and they hit Raven Horse with a double fist to the midsection. Reno goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Raven Horse blocks it. Raven Horse punches Reno. him. Raven Horse hits Reno. Raven Horse chops Reno. Reno punches Raven Horse. Reno kicks Raven Horse. Reno nails Raven Horse with a DDT. Reno kicks Raven Horse. Reno chops Raven Horse. Raven Horse punches Reno. Reno punches Raven Horse. Reno tries a clothesline, but Raven Horse counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. Raven Horse goes for an elbowdrop from the second rope, but Reno rolls out of the way. Mil Muertes and Caristico are going at it. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Mil Muertes tries to throw Caristico over the top rope, but Caristico hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Mil Muertes notices it as Caristico slides back in under the bottom rope and drives a back elbow into Mil Muertes. Reno and Caristico are going at it. Reno tries for an armdrag takedown, but Caristico counters it with a spinning headscissors. Caristico drives an uppercut into Reno. Caristico locks Reno in a sleeperhold, but Raven Horse makes the save. Caristico and Bulk whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double bodyslam. Caristico and Bulk whip Reno into the ropes and they hit Reno with a double clothesline. Caristico goes for a backslide pin attempt, but Reno reverses it for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Caristico kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Oh my God my heart nearly stopped right there!!! It can’t end this way for my buddy!!!
[ Reno goes for a takeover suplex, but Caristico counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mil Muertes and Caristico are going at it. Mil Muertes drives an uppercut into Caristico. Mil Muertes tries for a standing dropkick, but Caristico hits a pop-up powerbomb to take the big man down. Caristico runs into the ropes, but Mil Muertes hits Caristico with a back body drop that sends Caristico tumbling over the top rope and out of the ring. ** Caristico has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – No, not this way!!! It’s too soon!!! Caristico was the first man to be eliminated!!!
[ Caristico stumbles back to his broadcast chair and puts back on his headset out of breath. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Buddy, I’m so sorry you got eliminated!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I did my best out there. Obviously, I was a little rusty; but Mil Muertes is a big boy. He got me I give him that.
[ Mil Muertes and Arik Cannon are going at it. Mil Muertes sends Arik Cannon into the turnbuckle. Aleksandre Koloff and Raven Horse are going at it. Bulk hits an Exploder suplex on Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff attempts a diving elbow smash from the top rope, but Raven Horse rolls out of the way. Raven Horse hits a brain buster on Aleksandre Koloff. Boris Drago rushes into the ring and hits Raven Horse with a steel chair. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I have to believe that Boris is out here to make sure at least one of the Koloff brothers stay in the Empire with him!!!
[ Raven Horse is out cold as Aleksandre Koloff attempts to place Raven Horse on the top turnbuckle. Aleksandre Koloff chops Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff punches Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff chops Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff hits a top rope huricanrana on Raven Horse. Aleksandre Koloff uses a mounted punch on Raven Horse. Arik Cannon and Bulk are going at it. Arik Cannon hits a DDT on Bulk. Arik Cannon hits a Curb Stomp on Bulk. Aleksandre Koloff and Arik Cannon are going at it. Aleksandre Koloff and Bulk whip Arik Cannon into the ropes and they attempt to hit Arik Cannon with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move, comes off the far ropes and hits them with a double clothesline. Arik Cannon nails Aleksandre Koloff with a brain buster. Arik Cannon executes a swinging DDT on Aleksandre Koloff. Arik Cannon covers Aleksandre Koloff as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Boris puts Aleksander’s foot on the ropes. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Boris Drago is the wild card of this match. He’s already been allowed to take out Raven Horse and interfere in a pin attempt. I guess this really is Lethal.
[ Boris Drago enters the ring and hits Arik Cannon with the same steel chair that he had hit Raven Horse with. Aleksandre Koloff tries to throw Arik Cannon over the top rope but Cannon holds on. Aleksandre Koloff whips Arik Cannon into the ropes and hits Arik Cannon with a shoulderblock. Aleksandre Koloff catches Arik Cannon in an arm grapevine submission. Arik Cannon is struggling to reach the ropes and finally makes it. Aleksandre Koloff tries for a Shining Wizard, but Arik Cannon ducks out of the way. Arik Cannon attempts a pumphandle backbreaker, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Aleksandre Koloff sends Arik Cannon into the ropes and he comes back out and is met with a kick to the midsection. Aleksandre Koloff goes for an armdrag takedown, but Arik Cannon counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Aleksandre Koloff frantically makes it to the ropes. Arik Cannon drives a lariat into Aleksandre Koloff. Arik Cannon hits the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Aleksandre Koloff. Cannon rolls Koloff up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Boris Drago distracts Yali Sapphire before she make the final tap on the mat. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Come on ref, get his ass out of there!!! This is so unfair to the rest of the guys in this match!!!
[ Arik Cannon tries to throw Aleksandre Koloff over the top rope, but he hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Aleksandre Koloff slides back in under the bottom rope and hits Arik Cannon with a huge elbow. Aleksandre Koloff hits a Cradle DDT on Arik Cannon. Aleksandre Koloff rolls Cannon up pulling the tights for extra measure as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Cannon kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If Boris isn’t helping them cheat to win, they are doing it on their own too!!! I got robbed!!!
[ Aleksandre Koloff drives a standing dropkick into Arik Cannon. Joey Ryan and Aleksandre Koloff are going at it. Joey Ryan runs into the ropes, Aleksandre Koloff hits Joey Ryan with a spinebuster slam over the top rope and to the floor. The crowd goes nuts as Joey Ryan looks stunned kneeling on the floor, mouth wide open. ** Joey Ryan has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now there goes a guy I won’t miss.
[ Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff are going at it. Aleksandre Koloff whips Neal Koloff into the ropes. Neal Koloff drives a spear into Aleksandre Koloff. Neal Koloff and Mil Muertes whip Aleksandre Koloff into the ropes and they hit Aleksandre Koloff with a double fist to the midsection. Mil Muertes takes Aleksandre Koloff down with an Exploder suplex. Mil Muertes hits a standing dropkick on Aleksandre Koloff. Mil Muertes hits a clothesline on Aleksandre Koloff. Neal Koloff hits a bridging Exploder suplex on his brother Aleksandre Koloff for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Aleksandre Koloff has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Boris Drago is going ape-shit outside the ring as Neal Koloff just eliminated his brother Aleksandre!!!
[ Neal Koloff and Mil Muertes are going at it. Neal Koloff takes Mil Muertes down with a DDT. Bulk and Reno are going at it. Bulk uses a facerake on Reno. Mil Muertes and Raven Horse are going at it. Mil Muertes tries for a DDT, but Raven Horse counters it with a back body drop. Raven Horse tries for an armdrag takedown, but Mil Muertes blocks it. Mil Muertes runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Raven Horse. Reno and Funny Bones are going at it. Reno tries for a bearhug, but Funny Bones counters it with an ear ringer. Funny Bones and Mil Muertes are going at it. Funny Bones hits a DDT on Mil Muertes. Funny Bones nails Mil Muertes with a lariat. Scum goes for a dropkick from the top rope, but Mil Muertes steps out of the way. Mil Muertes sends Funny Bones into the turnbuckle, but Funny Bones reverses it. Tiger King and Neal Koloff are going at it. Tiger King attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Neal Koloff steps out of the way. Reno and Bulk are going at it. Scum tries for a Discus Punch, but Bulk ducks out of the way. Bulk hits a gutbuster on Reno. Scum and Mil Muertes are going at it. Scum gets a chokehold locked on Mil Muertes. Mil Muertes is valiantly trying to break the hold and makes it to the ropes. Scum drives a fist to the midsection of Mil Muertes. Scum and Reno whip Mil Muertes into the ropes and they hit Mil Muertes with a double backdrop. Scum and Reno whip Mil Muertes into the ropes and they hit Mil Muertes with a double elbowsmash. Scum sends Mil Muertes into the turnbuckle. Scum drives a basement dropkick into Mil Muertes. Scum hits a brain buster onto the knee on Mil Muertes. Scum hits a crucifix driver on Mil Muertes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Mil Muertes kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Both Reno and Scum are doing all the right things to stay in this match. It’s too bad they are even in this match. Down the stretch they really shined.
[ Scum runs into the ropes and Mil Muertes attempts an armdrag takedown, but Scum reverses it. Scum uses his own armdrag takedown on Mil Muertes. Bulk and Reno are going at it. Bulk sends Reno into the turnbuckle and Bulk charges into the corner, but Reno moves out of the way and Bulk crashes in. Reno kicks Bulk. Reno punches Bulk. Bulk chops Reno. Bulk punches Reno. Reno punches Bulk. Reno hits a standing dropkick on Bulk. Scum goes for a high risk move on the top rope, but Raven Horse rushes over and shoves Scum off the top turnbuckle sending him crashing down onto the steel ringsteps and to the floor. ** Scum has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, Scum landed hard on those steps!!! They are rushing medics over to see how he’s doing.
[ Reno and Arik Cannon are going at it. Reno drives a back fist into Arik Cannon. Neal Koloff and Raven Horse are going at it. Neal Koloff attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Raven Horse steps out of the way. Tiger King and Funny Bones are going at it. Tiger King goes for a sleeperhold, but Funny Bones counters it with a back suplex, but in turn, Tiger King counters it with a cross-body block for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Funny Bones gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We have not mentioned Funny Bones or Tiger King much in this match as of yet. Both men have been circling the wagons waiting for the right time to strike.
[ Tiger King hits a DDT on Funny Bones. Tiger King hits a dropkick from the second rope on Funny Bones. Tiger King chops Funny Bones. Tiger King kicks Funny Bones. Tiger King punches Funny Bones. Tiger King hits a jumping front kick on Funny Bones. Tiger King hits a twisting somersault splash on Funny Bones. Tiger King tries to throw Funny Bones over the top rope but Funny Bones hangs on. Tiger King runs into the ropes and misses with a clothesline. Funny Bones hits the Demon Driver (Cradle DVD) on Tiger King. Funny Bones goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Tiger King has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Arguably the smallest man of the Empires roster probably had the biggest heart. He now finds himself out of the Empire.
[ Funny Bones and Bulk are going at it. Arik Cannon and Mil Muertes are going at it. Arik Cannon drives a punch into Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon hits a backbreaker on Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon drives a running double knee smash into Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon drives a kick to the midsection of Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon goes for the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam), but Mil Muertes counters it with a go-behind and goes for the Discus Punch, but Arik Cannon ducks out of the way and punches Mil Muertes. Mil Muertes kicks Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon kicks Mil Muertes. Mil Muertes chops Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon chops Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon kicks Mil Muertes. Arik Cannon tries for a back fist, but Mil Muertes blocks it. Mil Muertes tries for a backbreaker, but Arik Cannon counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Arik Cannon tries for a back elbow, but Mil Muertes ducks out of the way. Reno and Arik Cannon are going at it. Reno whips Arik Cannon into the ropes, but Arik Cannon hits Reno with a shoulderblock. Arik Cannon nails Reno with a gutwrench suplex. Arik Cannon runs into the ropes and Reno attempts a bulldog, but Arik Cannon counters it with a back suplex. Arik Cannon whips Reno into the ropes and goes for the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam), but Reno counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Funny Bones and Arik Cannon are going at it. Funny Bones hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Arik Cannon. Reno and Funny Bones are going at it. Reno goes for a bearhug, but Funny Bones counters it with a facerake. Funny Bones tries to throw Reno over the top rope, but Reno hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Reno slides back in under the bottom rope. Reno hits a belly-to-back suplex on Funny Bones. Reno hits a takeover suplex on Funny Bones. Reno whips Funny Bones into the ropes and Funny Bones hits Reno with an elbow. Reno and Raven Horse are going at it. Arik Cannon and Raven Horse are going at it. Arik Cannon sends Raven Horse into the turnbuckle. Raven Horse comes back out, but is met with an elbow. Arik Cannon hits a backbreaker on Raven Horse. Arik Cannon for the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam), but Raven Horse twists it into a huricanrana sending Arik Cannon over the top rope and to the floor. ** Arik Cannon has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a move by the former TV champion to block that Total Anarchy and send Cannon to the showers!!!
[ Raven Horse and Mil Muertes are going at it. Raven Horse takes Mil Muertes down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Raven Horse drives a punch into Mil Muertes. Raven Horse locks on the Halo (The Crippler Crossface) on Mil Muertes, but Mil Muertes manages to grab the ropes. Raven Horse locks Mil Muertes in a chokehold. Mil Muertes is struggling to reach the ropes, but finally makes it to the ropes. Raven Horse drives a back elbow into Mil Muertes head. Raven Horse goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Mil Muertes has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man that’s a shocking turn of events as Mil Muertes just lost his shot at getting back on the roster!!!
[ Funny Bones and Reno are going at it. Funny Bones whips Reno into the ropes, but Reno reverses it. Funny Bones hits a clothesline into Reno. Funny Bones nails Reno with a Discus lariat. Funny Bones catches Reno in a boot choke, but Neal Koloff makes the save. Reno goes for a lariat, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones goes for a chokehold, but Reno blocks it. Reno tries for a Discus Punch, but Funny Bones ducks out of the way. Funny Bones hits Reno. Raven Horse and Neal Koloff are going at it. Raven Horse catches Neal Koloff totally by surprise and locks on the Halo (The Crippler Crossface) on Neal Koloff. Neal Koloff is struggling to reach the ropes, but Reno charges over to make the save. Raven Horse and Funny Bones are going at it. Raven Horse drives a back fist into Funny Bones. Neal Koloff and Funny Bones are going at it. Neal Koloff and Bulk whip Funny Bones into the ropes and they hit Funny Bones with a double kick to the midsection. Neal Koloff uses a go-behind on Funny Bones and drives a fist to the kidney section of Funny Bones. Neal Koloff punches Funny Bones. Neal Koloff kicks Funny Bones. Neal Koloff runs into the ropes and hits Funny Bones with a pump kick. Neal Koloff attempts a Muscle Buster, but Funny Bones blocks it. Neal Koloff and Raven Horse are going at it. Neal Koloff goes for a bodyslam, but Raven Horse counters it with a facerake. Raven Horse tries for a headbutt, but Neal Koloff blocks it. Neal Koloff tries for a Muscle Buster, but Raven Horse blocks it. Raven Horse takes Neal Koloff down with an F5 over the top rope and to the floor. ** Neal Koloff has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now Boris is really pissed as he just realized that he’s all alone now. Both the Koloff brothers have been eliminated!!!
[ Raven Horse and Bulk are going at it. Raven Horse chops Bulk. Bulk punches Raven Horse. Raven Horse hits Bulk.
Bulk kicks Raven Horse. Bulk hits Raven Horse. Bulk kicks Raven Horse. Bulk drives an uppercut into Raven Horse. Bulk covers Raven Horse and pulls the tights as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and she sees it and stops the count!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If there’s one guy that I won’t mind seeing go its Raven Horse. It’s too damn bad we get stuck with him in the Six-Man Tag Team division!!!
[ Bulk and Funny Bones are going at it. Bulk attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Funny Bones counters it with a go-behind and puts Bulk in a sleeperhold, but Bulk manages to grab the ropes. Funny Bones hits Bulk. Funny Bones chops Bulk. Funny Bones hits Bulk. Reno and Bulk are going at it. Funny Bones and Reno try to throw Bulk over the top rope, but Bulk hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Bulk slides back in under the bottom rope and drives a headbutt into Reno. Bulk attempts an eye gouge, but Reno blocks it. Reno hits Bulk. Reno kicks Bulk. Reno whips Bulk into the ropes. Reno hits Bulk with a shoulderblock. Raven Horse and Reno team up and throw Bulk over the top rope!!! ** Bulk has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now that’s the way you get a much bigger man out of the ring. I’ve been waiting to see someone team up to get Bulk out of there!!!
[ Raven Horse never sees it coming as Reno hits a superkick into Raven Horse. Reno goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Raven Horse has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The shot heard around the world just knocked Raven Horses lights out!!! I guess Raven Horse is stuck in the Tag Team division too!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We are now down to just two men, Reno and Funny Bones!!! One of these two men will be given their roster spot back!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’ll be honest, neither one of these guys were in my top five!!!
[ Reno and Funny Bones are going at it. Reno nails Funny Bones with a backbreaker. Reno drives a European uppercut into Funny Bones. Reno goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones attempts a facerake, but Reno blocks it. Reno throws Funny Bones into the turnbuckle and charges into the corner with a huge splash. Reno chops Funny Bones. Reno kicks Funny Bones. Reno chops Funny Bones. Reno runs into the ropes. Reno drives a lariat against Funny Bones. Reno runs into the ropes. Funny Bones takes Reno down with an Exploder suplex. Funny Bones hits an elbowdrop on Reno. Funny Bones tries for a cannonball senton, but Reno rolls out of the way. Reno hits a gutwrench suplex on Funny Bones. Reno hits a backbreaker on Funny Bones. Reno attempts a DDT, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones punches Reno. Funny Bones hits Reno. Funny Bones hits a backbreaker on Reno. Funny Bones runs into the ropes and goes for a lariat but Reno he pulls Yali Sapphire in the way and he levels her!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a dick move by Reno to save his own skin!!!
[ Funny Bones is checking on the referee when Reno hits an inverted DDT on Funny Bones. Todd Sinclair comes running down to the ring as Reno rolls Funny Bones up for the ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Funny Bones has been eliminated. ** ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Reno has done it!!! Reno has earned himself... what the hell?
[ Reno celebrates as if he just won the whole damn thing when suddenly, the Golden BoyZ ambush him from behind. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell are these guys doing? They are mugging Reno!!!
[ Dave and Jake hit the Last Call (Stereo Shining Wizards) on Reno and he drops to the mat out cold!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – One last parting shot by the Golden BoyZ on the Hooligans!!! This is beyond bad blood. This is worse than the Hatfield’s and the McCoy’s!!!
[ Suddenly, the lights in the arena flicker out and a soft green light slowly grows within the entrance way, growing brighter and brighter. Finally, "Wake of The Dream" by Mudvayne starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than Tony Tran with a smile on his face. He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He rushes to the ring and slides in, mounting the first turnbuckle and once again throwing his hands into the air. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell is this idiot doing out here?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – No, say it aint so!!! Tell me we are not about to see what I think we are about to see happen!!!
[ Tran climbs into the ring, whips off his ring jacket and places a foot on the chest of Reno as Todd Sinclair count the ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ** Reno has been eliminated. ** ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I’m about to throw up in my mouth right now.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I’m stunned Phillip that all those guys that busted their asses in this battle royal just got screwed by Tony Tran!!!
Time of match: 0:13:01
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner is of this match is Tony Tran!!!
[ Tran demands a mic and Harvey Weinstein hands him his. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – For all you self-righteous wrestling marks out there that thought I was gone for good... I’m back bitches!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, why Caristico and I try and absorb what we just witnessed; let’s go to the back where Maxwell Shaw is standing by with Godzilla Sanchez. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next the enigmatic Godzilla Sanchez. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Godzilla, word in the back is that you have entered your own team into the Six-man Tag Team Tournament at the upcoming Stable Wars pay per view. Could you tell us more about who you are teaming with?
Godzilla Sanchez – I can do you one better Mr. Smart.
[ Maxwell Shaw looks at Godzilla oddly... ]
Maxwell Shaw – That’s not my name...
Godzilla Sanchez – You are Maxwell Smart, are you not? Agent 86, skilled in multiple hand-to-hand combat techniques?
[ Godzilla strikes a very prominent Judo pose. ]
Maxwell Shaw – I’m afraid you have me confused with someone else.
Godzilla Sanchez – That’s too bad. I loved Agent 99. I masturbated to her frequently...
[ Maxwell Shaw cuts him off... ]
Maxwell Shaw – I don’t think we need to hear about that. Let’s get back to your tag team, shall we?
Godzilla Sanchez – have it your way.
Maxwell Shaw – Well... can we know who they are?
Godzilla Sanchez – Of course you can secret agent man. Your secret identity is safe with me.
[ And Godzilla whistles to his right and motions for them to come onto the set. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Ladies and gents, I give to you; (and Godzilla points at the familiar young man) the mountain man... Connor Edge... (and then at the young man that looks like a fighter pilot) and that’s the ace of the skies... Maverick Edge!!! They are from Japan!!!
[ Connor stands their very menacingly like his father used to back in the day and his tag team partner Maverick stands their with his hands in his pockets and his dark sunglasses on just staring off. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Mountain Man and Ace of the Skies? Those are pretty cool names. Are they related to Tank in some way?
[ Just then, the United States Champion Tank Edge along with Rasputin Ito and Shinigami Shogun walk onto the set looking confused. ]
The United States Champion Tank Edge – Listen, that’s my son and nephew... and they aren’t from Japan by the way.
[ Godzilla looks at Tank confused. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – But that’s where I met them.
[ Connor walks over to his father and leans in so that Godzilla can’t hear him. ]
Connor Edge – Sorry Pops. Godzilla asked for help and Shane gave us a ton of money.
[ Tank bites his tongue not wanting to say anything stupid while on camera. ]
The United States Champion Tank Edge – Let’s go. We will talk about this later.
[ They all walk off the set, but for some reason Godzilla stays behind and just glares into Maxwells eyes. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – I know your secret Agent 86 and I will take it to my grave before I tell anyone!!!
[ Maxwell nods... ]
Maxwell Smart – Yeah... that’s good to know.
[ Godzilla walks away and bumps into Kahagas who has no clue what Godzilla is saying... ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Don’t say a word, but that guy over there is Agent 86!!! He’s undercover right now.
[ Kahagas still has no clue what he just said as Godzilla walks away singing “Secret Agent Man” by Johnny Rivers!!! The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip Greenway at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Every time he opens his mouth I cringe as to what just might come out.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Look on the bright side of things. The Edge army is getting that much bigger. I have to ask though, what’s going to happen if these two teams meet at Stable Wars?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Great question, but we still have to see if Tank, Ito and Shogun are going to enter their names or are they satisfied for now with the US title and a shot at the World Tag Team titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If you ask me, you should never be satisfied. You should always want more!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our first of four title matches of the evening and it’s for the WWE TV title. Let’s get right back to the action as Harvey is ready for the introductions!!!
WWE TV title rematch NO DQ match
Psycho Messiah © vs Lethal Lottery Selection
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the W.W.E. Television Championship!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs, he is the reigning W.W.E. Television Champion, this is… Psycho Messiah!!!
[ The sold-out crowd roars out with a mixture of cheers and boos as Psycho Messiah walks down to the ring to “The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson. He climbs into the ring and poses on the second turnbuckle raising his TV title high overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Psycho Messiah has held the TV title since Red, White and Bruised back on July fourth. Since then, he seems to have come under the ever-watchful eye of the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – There’s a bug up Shane’s ass about this guy for some reason. Whether it’s all the tattoo’s or the body piercing’s... I don’t know. But there’s something Shane doesn’t like about this guy and it’s costing Messiah matches.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Hold on one damn minute!!! This has gone too damn far if you ask me!!! Just let the kid defend his damn belt!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Easy Phil, or you might be next on Shane’s shit list.
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “Here comes the Money!!!” rocks the arena and the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon struts out on stage to the roar of the crowd. ]
[ Shane climbs into the ring with a smile on his face as JoJo hands him a mic. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – It’s ok Harvey, I’ve got this. Go back to catering. I heard they got those little finger sandwiches you like.
[ The sold out crowd counts down with the clock on the videotron. ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – And your opponent. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 248 lbs., he is your General Manager of the Empire... a World Wrestling Empire Hall of Famer... and the holder of eleven various title belts in his career in the Empire alone... I proudly give to you... the man... the myth... the legend... and the newest member of Legacy... Diamond Dallas Page!!!
[ the sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” rocks the arena and the Empire General Manager DDP struts out onto the stage fist bumping Shane. Page walks down to the ring and climbs in never taking his eyes off of Psycho Messiah as he climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and makes the sign of the Diamond Cutter. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Are you kidding me? You expect me to believe that DDP’s number came up tonight out of all the guys in the back? This can’t be happening!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Whether the computer drew Page’s name or not, he’s getting this title match. Now it’s up to Messiah to take Page down!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved page here in the Empire. Always have... always will. But for him to climb into bed with Legacy makes me want to throw up!!!
[ The referee shows off the TV title belt and before he can call for the bell, Psycho Messiah charges at Page going for a back elbow, but Diamond Dallas Page ducks out of the way. Diamond Dallas Page grabs Messiah and hits an atomic drop. Diamond Dallas Page drives a headbutt into Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page drives a kick to the midsection of Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Psycho Messiah counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of the head. Psycho Messiah comes off the ropes and hits a football tackle on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah drags Diamond Dallas Page to his feet and attempts to place Diamond Dallas Page on the top turnbuckle, but Diamond Dallas Page blocks it. Psycho Messiah goes for a DDT, but Diamond Dallas Page counters it with a back body drop. Diamond Dallas Page hits a brain buster on Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page climbs to the second rope and drops a back elbow on Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page whips Psycho Messiah into the ropes and drives a punch into Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page tries for a chokehold, but Psycho Messiah counters it with an elbow to the midsection. Psycho Messiah attempts to place Diamond Dallas Page on the turnbuckle again, but DDP counters and rolls Messiah up with a small package as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Messiah kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Nice counter by DDP to get out of whatever top rope move Messiah was planning!!!
[ Diamond Dallas Page drives a knife edge chop onto Psycho Messiah. Psycho Messiah drives a European uppercut onto Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Psycho Messiah puts Diamond Dallas Page in an arm grapevine submission. Diamond Dallas Page is struggling to reach the ropes. Diamond Dallas Page finally makes it to the ropes. Psycho Messiah whips Diamond Dallas Page into the ropes and he attempts a clothesline, but Psycho Messiah counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. Psycho Messiah tries for a Death Valley Driver, but Diamond Dallas Page blocks it. Diamond Dallas Page tries for a belly-to-back suplex, but Psycho Messiah counters it with a go-behind and goes for a belly-to-back side slam, but Diamond Dallas Page blocks it and Diamond Dallas Page takes Psycho Messiah down with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Diamond Dallas Page nails Psycho Messiah with a hangman’s DDT. Diamond Dallas Page tries for a cannonball senton, but Psycho Messiah rolls out of the way. Psycho Messiah uses an armdrag takedown on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah runs into the ropes, but Diamond Dallas Page hits Psycho Messiah with a driving knee to the bread basket. Diamond Dallas Page whips Psycho Messiah into the ropes, but Psycho Messiah reverses it and hits an armbar takedown on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and DDP shoots his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We are seeing a very physical back and forth match so far where neither man has shown an edge over the other yet.
[ Psycho Messiah runs into the ropes and hits a clothesline on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah whips Diamond Dallas Page into the turnbuckle and Diamond Dallas Page comes back, but is met with another clothesline. Psycho Messiah runs into the ropes and hits the Brogue Kick on Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah whips Diamond Dallas Page into the ropes, but Diamond Dallas Page finally reverses it and hits Psycho Messiah with a back body drop that sends Psycho Messiah tumbling out of the ring. Diamond Dallas Page goes for a top turnbuckle elbowdrop, but Psycho Messiah moves out of the way. Psycho Messiah slams Diamond Dallas Page into the steel guardrail. Psycho Messiah takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a suplex onto the steel ringsteps. Psycho Messiah rams Diamond Dallas Page into the edge of the ring apron. Psycho Messiah rolls DDP back into the ring. Psycho Messiah goes for a spear, but Diamond Dallas Page nails Psycho Messiah with a powerslam into a cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Messiah kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Outside the ring Messiah had DDP on the ropes. But Page has fought back and almost won the damn thing.
[ Diamond Dallas Page attempts a back elbow, but Psycho Messiah ducks out of the way. Psycho Messiah nails a dropkick to the knee of Diamond Dallas Page. Psycho Messiah runs into the ropes and hits Diamond Dallas Page with an elbow whips Diamond Dallas Page into the ropes, but Diamond Dallas Page reverses it and hits Psycho Messiah with a back body drop that sends Psycho Messiah tumbling out of the ring. Diamond Dallas Page rolls out under the bottom rope after him. Diamond Dallas Page slams Psycho Messiah into the steel guardrail. Diamond Dallas Page hits a takeover suplex on Psycho Messiah right onto the announcer’s table. Diamond Dallas Page drives Psycho Messiah into the ring apron. Diamond Dallas Page takes Psycho Messiah down with an Exploder suplex into the steel ringsteps. Diamond Dallas Page nails Psycho Messiah with a cannonball senton off the ring apron. Diamond Dallas Page throws Psycho Messiah back into the ring. Diamond Dallas Page drives a European uppercut into Psycho Messiah. Diamond Dallas Page drives a kick to the midsection of Psycho Messiah followed by the Diamond Cutter!!! Diamond Dallas Page goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:11:28
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – The winner of this match, and the man that just whooped your tattooed ass... and NEW W.W.E. Television Champion, Diamond Dallas Page!!!
[ Shane McMahon climbs into the ring, smiling down at Messiah; and then hugs it out with Page who raises his TV title high overhead!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Something about this whole damn match stinks!!! Since when are Shane and Page so buddy, buddy?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s do our best for now to look past this match and hope for some explanations later.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back where a very excited Tony Tran is standing by with Cindy Meyers.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows an elated Tony Tran along with the Golden BoyZ standing next to Cindy Meyers drinking out of a champagne bottle]
Cindy Meyers – Tony, congratulations on your victory tonight; but it seemed a little underhanded to me.
[ Tony nearly spits the champagne out of his mouth all over himself. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What? What the hell are you implying Cindy? Are you saying that I didn’t deserve this win? That I didn’t deserve to get my spot back on this roster?
Cindy Meyers – All I’m saying is that...
[ Just then, Mance Warner and the Lynch Mob walk onto the set. ]
“The Southern Psychopath” Mance Warner – What she’s saying dipshit, is that you’re a cheating motha fucka.
[ The Lynch Mob laugh their asses off at Tran who whips his head back at the Golden BoyZ and then back to Mance. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Wait a minute. Who the hell are you exactly?
“The Southern Psychopath” Mance Warner – The names Mance...
[ Tony sticks his hand in Mance’s face... ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Never mind. Your breath smiles like dog shit. Don’t breathe... don’t talk... don’t say another word. My name is Tony Tran and I’m putting you... (he points at Mance) and the two of you (he points at the Lynch Mob) red neck hillbillies on notice. One more move... one more smartass remark... you even pass wind in my direction and we are going to have issues... do I make myself clear?
[ Mance smiles... farts... and grabs Trans champagne bottle from him before walking away leaving Tran and the Golden BoyZ smelling his shit. ]
Jake Anderson – Should we go after him?
[ Tran rolls his eyes. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No!!! We will deal with them later!!! Fuck he stinks.
[ The show cuts back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Just when you think you’ve seen and heard everything, someone comes along and shock and awes you.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Shock and awe. That’s an understatement when we talk about guys like Mance Warner and Godzilla Sanchez.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our World Tag Team title match. Let’s go back to the ring to see who will take on the Chain Gang for their World Tag Team titles.
World Tag Team title rematch
The Chain Gang © vs Lethal Lottery Selection
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the World Tag Team championship!!! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by their manager Salena, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs.; Jake Owens and Eddie O’Shay; they are the reigning World Tag Team Champions, they are… the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. The fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their World Tag Team title belts over their heads. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The Chain Gang come into this match with a seven and eight record, but a loss tonight against whomever it may be would send this team tumbling down sixth in the rankings. That’s a place the Chain Gang doesn’t want to be in.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Listen, the champs have lost three straight and haven’t won a match in the last four attempts. They need to get their act together quick if they are going to survive this night.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Here we go!!! Let’s see who has the golden ticket!!!
[ The sold out crowd counts down with the clock on the videotron. ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 467 lbs., “The Messiah” Chris Simmons and “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson, they are… Legacy!!!
[ “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as Empire Hall of Famers Crazy Man and the Messiah walk out on stage to the roar of the sold-out crowd!!! As one, they march down to the ring and climb in never taking their eyes off their opponents. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Are you kidding me? First DDP and now Legacy. Tell me that this doesn’t stink of Shane McMahon!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s not go down the conspiracy theory road again, ok? Let’s just take it for face value and say that these guys won the lottery.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Jake Owens whips Mike Thompson into the ropes and Mike Thompson hits Jake Owens with a shoulderblock. Mike Thompson applies a boot choke against the ropes on Jake Owens. Jake Owens manages to grab the ropes. Mike Thompson attempts a clothesline, but Jake Owens counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex, but in turn, Mike Thompson counters it with a stiff right punch to the face. Mike Thompson runs into the ropes and Jake Owens tries a kick to the midsection, but Mike Thompson blocks it. Jake Owens tags out to Eddie O'Shay. Eddie O'Shay and Jake Owens whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they hit Mike Thompson with a double clothesline. Jake Owens delivers a Discus Punch into Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Mike Thompson. Chris Simmons enters the ring and throws Jake Owens out of the ring. Mike Thompson and Chris Simmons hit Eddie O'Shay with a double chop. Chris Simmons leaves the ring. Mike Thompson nails Eddie O'Shay with a Muscle Buster. Mike Thompson tags out to Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson whip Eddie O'Shay into the ropes and they hit Eddie O'Shay with a double back body drop. Mike Thompson hits a Muscle Buster on Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons nails Eddie O'Shay with a diving elbowsmash off the top rope. Mike Thompson leaves the ring. Eddie O'Shay tags out to Jake Owens. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay whip Chris Simmons into the ropes and they hit Chris Simmons with a double kick to the midsection. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay whip Chris Simmons into the ropes and they attempt to hit Chris Simmons with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move and Chris Simmons hits them with a double clothesline. Eddie O'Shay rolls out of the ring. Chris Simmons goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jake Owens slides down his back and tries for a pumphandle backbreaker, but Chris Simmons floats over and hits a crucifix bomb for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake Owens gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing counter to that back backer attempted by Jake Owens who just barely got his shoulder up in time!!!
[ Chris Simmons goes for a clothesline, but Jake Owens ducks out of the way. Jake Owens drives a headbutt into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens drives a European uppercut into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens drives a kick to the midsection of Chris Simmons. Jake Owens goes a choke slam, but Chris Simmons blocks it. Jake Owens chops Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons chops Jake Owens. Jake Owens punches Chris Simmons. Jake Owens goes for a Discus lariat, but Chris Simmons counters it with a crucifix pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jake Owens gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It looks like Simmons has Owens scouted pretty good tonight. That’s twice now he’s countered one of Owens big moves into a crucifix pin attempt.
[ Chris Simmons hits Jake Owens. Chris Simmons kicks Jake Owens. Jake Owens kicks Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons hits Jake Owens. Chris Simmons locks on a choke against the ropes on Jake Owens. Jake Owens is struggling to get out of the hold. Jake Owens tries to escape the hold. Jake Owens finally grabs the ropes. Chris Simmons nails Jake Owens with a belly-to-back suplex. Chris Simmons hits a dropkick to the knee of Jake Owens. Chris Simmons throws Jake Owens out of the ring. Chris Simmons goes for a diving shoulderblock off the ring apron, but Jake Owens ducks out of the way. Jake Owens whips Chris Simmons into the steel guardrail. Jake Owens hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Chris Simmons onto the steel ring steps. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson comes over, but gets cut off. Eddie O'Shay drives a clothesline into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens attempts an Exploder suplex into the steel ring steps, but Chris Simmons blocks it. Chris Simmons throws Jake Owens back into the ring. Chris Simmons tags out to Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring and throws Chris Simmons out of the ring. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they hit Mike Thompson with a double clothesline. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Jake Owens hits a gutwrench suplex on Mike Thompson. Jake Owens tags out to Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons enters the ring and throws Jake Owens out of the ring. Chris Simmons leaves the ring. Mike Thompson tries for a Discus lariat, but Eddie O'Shay blocks it. Eddie O'Shay attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mike Thompson counters it with a facerake. Mike Thompson drives a clothesline into Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson hits a standing dropkick on Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson whips Eddie O'Shay into the ropes and hits Eddie O'Shay with a shoulderblock. Mike Thompson drives an open hand chop into Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson tags out to Chris Simmons. Jake Owens enters the ring and lays out Mike Thompson. Jake Owens goes for a clothesline, but Chris Simmons counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Joey Jiles checks Jake Owens's arm. He lifts it... it falls! He lifts it... it falls!! He lifts it... it stays up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two teams are going at it tooth and nail tonight. The Chain Gang know that they are in a fight for their lives.
[ Jake Owens makes a leaping tag to his partner. Eddie O'Shay hits an Exploder suplex on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens rolls out of the ring. Eddie O'Shay locks Chris Simmons in a boot choke, but he makes it to the ropes. Eddie O'Shay tries for an arm grapevine submission, but Chris Simmons blocks it. Chris Simmons nails a standing dropkick on Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons whips Eddie O'Shay into the turnbuckle, but Eddie O'Shay reverses it. Eddie O'Shay charges into the corner, but Chris Simmons lifts his leg and drives a knee into his face. Eddie O'Shay tags out to Jake Owens. Jake Owens attempts a punch, but Chris Simmons counters it with a Fujiwara armbar and Jake Owens gets ahold of the ropes. Chris Simmons hits a Muscle Buster on Jake Owens. Chris Simmons tries for a cradle suplex, but Jake Owens counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens tries for a sleeperhold, but Chris Simmons blocks it and makes the leaping tag out to Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring and lays out Chris Simmons. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they attempt to hit Mike Thompson with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move and hits them with a double clothesline. Mike Thompson and Chris Simmons hit Jake Owens with a double chop. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Mike Thompson hits a Cradle DDT on Jake Owens for the win as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jake Owens gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can tell that the quicker team is Legacy tonight as they are faster on the counters than the Chain Gang are.
[ Mike Thompson nails Jake Owens with a running knee strike. Chris Simmons enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chris Simmons hits a dropkick on Jake Owens. Mike Thompson nails Jake Owens with a belly-to-back suplex. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring and throws Chris Simmons out of the ring. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Jake Owens attempts a sleeperhold, but Mike Thompson blocks it. Mike Thompson whips Jake Owens into the ropes and Jake Owens makes the blind tag to Eddie O'Shay. Jake Owens nails a cross body on Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay attempts an Exploder suplex, but Mike Thompson blocks it. Jake Owens leaves the ring. Mike Thompson nails a Discus lariat on Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson nails a basement dropkick to the knee of Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson nails a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson hits a top rope missile dropkick on Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson attempts a release German suplex, but Eddie O'Shay counters it with a go-behind. Jake Owens enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay and Jake Owens whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they hit Mike Thompson with a double kick to the midsection. Jake Owens leaves the ring. Eddie O'Shay attempts a waistlock takedown, but Mike Thompson counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of the head. Mike Thompson uses a go-behind on Eddie O'Shay and drives a basement dropkick to the back of the knee of Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson goes for an uppercut, but Eddie O'Shay blocks it. Eddie O'Shay hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay whips Mike Thompson into the ropes and hits Mike Thompson with a shoulderblock. Eddie O'Shay hits a gutbuster on Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay whips Mike Thompson into the ropes and Mike Thompson nails Eddie O'Shay down with a Canadian Destroyer. Crazy Man rolls Edie up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Eddie kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another amazing counter by Legacy tonight as Crazy Man comes off the ropes and hit that huge Canadian Destroyer!!!
[ Mike Thompson drags Eddie to his feet and whips him into the ropes and drives a fist to the midsection of Eddie O'Shay. Mike Thompson tags out to Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson whip Eddie O'Shay into the ropes and they hit Eddie O'Shay with a double elbowsmash. Mike Thompson leaves the ring. Chris Simmons hits the Curb Stomp on Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons covers Eddie O'Shay as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Eddie O'Shay gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man the Messiah just pasted Eddie’s face into the mat with that nasty Curb Stomp!!!
[ Chris Simmons attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Eddie O'Shay steps out of the way and Simmons crashes into the corner. Eddie O'Shay throws Chris Simmons out of the ring. Eddie O'Shay goes outside after him and Jake Owens comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson comes over, but gets cut off. Jake Owens drives a clothesline into Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Chris Simmons counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Chris Simmons slams Eddie O'Shay into the steel guardrail. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson attempts a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Eddie O'Shay blocks it and both men climb back into the ring. Eddie O'Shay hits a gutbuster on Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay tags out to Jake Owens. Eddie O'Shay goes for a dropkick, but Chris Simmons steps out of the way. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Chris Simmons attempts a choke hold against the ropes, but Jake Owens wiggles out it. Jake Owens drives a headbutt into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens punches Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons chops Jake Owens. Chris Simmons kicks Jake Owens. Chris Simmons attempts a Death Valley Driver, but Jake Owens slides down his back and puts Chris Simmons in a chokehold but Chris Simmons grabs the ropes. Jake Owens nails Chris Simmons with a full nelson powerslam into the turnbuckles. Jake Owens rolls Simmons up and he pulls the tights as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Simmons puts his feet in the ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Great ring awareness after taking a massive bump to the back of his head!!! This is what Legacy is all about. These guys have done it all against some of the very best not just here but in other federations too.
[ Jake Owens runs into the ropes and they both get hit with a double clothesline. Chris Simmons is the first to his feet and he takes Jake Owens down with a bodyslam. Chris Simmons throws Jake Owens out of the ring. Chris Simmons rolls out under the bottom rope after him. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay comes over and lays out Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay drives a Discus Punch into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens drives a fist to the midsection of Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay goes for a dropkick, but Chris Simmons steps out of the way. Chris Simmons drills a mounted punch into Jake Owens. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson attempts a clothesline, but Jake Owens counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson comes over and lays out Eddie O'Shay. Chris Simmons drives Jake Owens back first into the ring apron. Chris Simmons drives a fist to the midsection of Jake Owens. Chris Simmons powerslams Jake Owens onto the steel ringsteps. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay comes over and lays out Mike Thompson. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double DDT. Jake Owens launches Chris Simmons into the steel guardrail. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double bulldog. Eddie O'Shay delivers a Discus Punch into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens whips Chris Simmons into the steel guardrail. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double DDT. Jake Owens attempts an armdrag takedown, but Chris Simmons blocks it. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay comes over and lays out Mike Thompson. Eddie O'Shay attempts a clothesline, but Chris Simmons counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Eddie O'Shay comes over, but gets cut off. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson hit Jake Owens with a double back elbow. Eddie O'Shay gets back up, but gets cut off. Mike Thompson delivers a dropkick into Jake Owens. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson hit Jake Owens with a double back elbow. Chris Simmons drives a fist to the midsection of Jake Owens. Mike Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson goes for a clothesline, but Jake Owens ducks out of the way and drives a punch into the breadbasket of Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits a brain buster on Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay drives a clothesline into Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex into the announcer’s table on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double backbreaker. Jake Owens throws Chris Simmons into the steel ringpost. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson comes over, but gets cut off. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Chris Simmons with a double backbreaker. Jake Owens throws Chris Simmons back into the ring. Jake Owens executes a Samoan Drop on Chris Simmons for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Simmons gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a beating Simmons took for the last few minutes outside the ring!!! This guy is not in his twenties anymore. You’re talking about a guy in his forties taking this beating!!!
[ Jake Owens takes Chris Simmons down with a gutwrench suplex. Owens drives a stiff punch into Chris Simmons. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mike Thompson enters the ring and throws Eddie O'Shay out of the ring. Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson whip Jake Owens into the ropes and they attempt to hit Jake Owens with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Mike Thompson rolls out of the ring. Chris Simmons takes Jake Owens down with a belly-to-back suplex. Chris Simmons places Jake Owens on the top turnbuckle and nails Jake Owens with a huricanrana. Chris Simmons whips Jake Owens into the ropes and Chris Simmons goes for a football tackle, but Jake Owens steps out of the way and rolls him up with a school boy. Jake Owens is going for the pin and he pulls the tights as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and the referee finally he sees it and stops the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We are well past the halfway mark in this match and you can see the desperation in the eyes of Salena as she watches on from ringside barking orders at both of her men.
[ Jake Owens hits a Curb Stomp on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens whips Chris Simmons into the ropes and Owens goes for a chokehold, but Chris Simmons counters it with a kick to the midsection. Chris Simmons hits Jake Owens with the One-Winged Angel on Jake Owens. Simmons covers Owens as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Salena puts Jake Owens's foot on the bottom rope breaking the count. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Thank God for Salena being right there because this match was all but over!!!
[ Chris Simmons runs into the ropes and drives a spear into Jake Owens. Chris Simmons drives a running knee strike into Jake Owens. Salena climbs up onto the ring apron and goes to hit Chris Simmons with one of the World Tag Team Title belts but he sees it just in time and blocks her. Jake Owens comes from behind and drives a fist to the midsection of Chris Simmons. Jake Owens tries for a Discus Punch, but Chris Simmons ducks out of the way. Chris Simmons whips Jake Owens into the turnbuckle and Chris Simmons charges in and drives a back elbow into Jake Owens. Chris Simmons hits a backbreaker on Jake Owens. Chris Simmons drives a fist to the midsection of Jake Owens. Chris Simmons hits a bodyslam on Jake Owens. Chris Simmons goes for an uppercut, but Jake Owens blocks it. Jake Owens runs into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Jake Owens is the first to his feet and he hits an atomic drop on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens nails a standing dropkick on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens is going for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Simmons kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Salena did her best to try and turn this match back in the favor of the Chain Gang when she attempted to hit Simmons with that title belt.
[ Eddie O'Shay enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay hits a dropkick on Chris Simmons. Jake Owens hits an Exploder suplex on Chris Simmons. Mike Thompson enters the ring and throws Eddie O'Shay out of the ring. Mike Thompson leaves the ring. Chris Simmons throws Jake Owens into the turnbuckle, but Jake Owens reverses it and he runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Chris Simmons lifts his knee and rams it into Owens’ face. Chris Simmons tags out to Mike Thompson. Mike Thompson hits a Northern Lights suplex for the win as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Owens puts his feet in the ropes. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a picture-perfect Northern Lights suplex by Crazy Man that almost scored the win for his team.
[ Chris Simmons enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring, but gets cut off. Chris Simmons drives a clothesline into Jake Owens. Mike Thompson goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jake Owens blocks it. Chris Simmons leaves the ring. Jake Owens hits an atomic drop on Mike Thompson. Jake Owens nails Mike Thompson with a backbreaker. Jake Owens hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mike Thompson. Jake Owens drives an uppercut into Mike Thompson. Jake Owens hits a running double knee smash into Mike Thompson. Jake Owens delivers a pumphandle backbreaker on Mike Thompson. Jake Owens whips Mike Thompson into the ropes, but Mike Thompson reverses it. Jake Owens attempts a clothesline, but Mike Thompson counters it with a crucifix pin attempt as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Owens puts his feet in the ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s twice now those damn ropes saved Owens from getting pinned and losing this match. He should be thanking the wrestling Gods for his shit luck.
[ Mike Thompson places Jake Owens on the top turnbuckle and hits a top rope Crazy Driver on Jake Owens!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What an insane move from the tope rope!!! That Crazy Driver is devastating on the mat, never-mind five feet in the air coming crashing down with all your weight!!!
[ The crowd is going nuts as Mike Thompson goes for the pin and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 and O’Shay tries to break up the count but Simmons chops blocks the big man’s knees out from under him before he can get there ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:28:11
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners of this match and NEW World Tag Team Champions, Legacy!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a win for these two men as they finally get their hands on the World Tag Team titles!!! They can now add World Tag Team Champions to their long list of achievements!!!
[ Go-D, Shane and DDP walk out on stage and down to the ring to celebrate with their Legacy members as the crowd goes bonkers. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Do you get the feeling that tonight is all about Legacy? They are two for two in title matches right now. Are we looking at a clean sweep?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It certainly looks that way. And we are to believe that there’s a lottery system taking place backstage? Maybe there was for Diamonds are Forever, but you can’t tell me there’s one tonight. Folks, let’s go to the back where the former TV champion Psycho Messiah is standing by with Maxwell Shaw. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a very pissed off looking Psycho Messiah. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Messiah, we all watched tonight as you dropped your TV title to a legend of the Empire and a true Hall of Famer in Diamond Dallas Page. What was going through your mind when Shane walked out and introduced Page as your opponent?
[ Messiah wipes his head with a towel. ]
Psycho Messiah – What was going through my head? The only thing going through my head then, is the same damn thing that’s going though my head right now and that’s how I got screwed out of my TV title.
Maxwell Shaw – Even though many of us here and at home believe you may be right, you still had to wrestle DDP and he did get the clean win over you after he hit the Diamond Cutter.
Psycho Messiah – Listen to me when I tell you that Shane has been living in my heads for weeks now. I lost focus and Page took advantage of that. Good for him. Starting right now, it’s game on. It’s time for me to get inside Shane’s head and see how he likes it. Shane wants to mind fuck me? Let’s see how he likes it when I turn his world upside down!!!
[ The show swings back to the announcers table as we see Caristico and Phillip listening in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Messiah is a very disturbing man when he’s angry, and right now he’s plenty angry as he’s sworn revenge on the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You know, I think Maxwell asked all the right questions and I think that Messiah answered them honestly. Shane has been in his head for weeks and yes, Shane has screwed with his mind. But is this the right thing to do to play mind games with Shane? Why not just let it go and focus on the bigger prizes? Where is waging a one-man war with Shane McMahon going to get you?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I have no idea, but it might be fun to watch. Folks, it’s time for our United States title match as Tank Edge takes on one of them men on the roster. Let’s go down to the ring and rejoin Harvey Weinstein for the introductions!!!
WWE United States Heavyweight title
Tank Edge © vs Lethal Lottery Selection
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – This match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the United States Heavyweight Championship. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 252 lbs., the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as the legendary Tank Edge walks out on stage with his United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. Tank high fives all his fans as he walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – As per the rules of this pay per view event, only the champions came come down to the ring with their managers. That means we will not be seeing Shogun or Ito coming down to the ring with Tank tonight.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, we saw that earlier tonight when Legacy came down to the ring minus Go-D. I think it makes it a fair fight.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tanks glaring up the ramp at the videotron to see who his opponent might be!!!
[ The sold out crowd counts down with the clock on the videotron. ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at weight of 200 lbs.; this is… “Bloodlust” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around him as he makes his way to the ring and climbs in!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing opportunity for this young man tonight to not only win the United States Heavyweight title, but cement himself as one of the few men to ever beat Tank Edge in the squared circle.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Steve Scott comes into this match with a six and four record ranked number three for Tanks US title so it is very fitting that he gets his opportunity tonight.
[ Tank goes to hand the referee his US title belt and Steve Scott goes right at him driving Tank right back into the turnbuckle. Steve Scott charges into the corner, but Tank lifts his leg and hits Steve right in the face. Tank sets up Steve on the turnbuckle, but Steve Scott counters it with a rake of the eyes. Tank drops down to the mat rubbing his eyes and Steve Scott goes for a double axe handle, but Tank catches him and hits a Snap Dragon Suplex!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Tank might not have as much mass or muscle as he did twelve years ago, but he’s still has that snap in the hips to launch a man the size of Steve Scott ten feet across the ring!!!
[ Tank hits a diving elbowsmash on Steve Scott off the second rope. Tank hits a backbreaker on Steve Scott. Tank sends Steve Scott into the corner and Tank nails Steve Scott with a Stinger Splash!!! Steve Scott crumples to the mat as Tank rolls him up and Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Steve Scott gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Other than the opening attack, Steve Scott has yet to mount any significant offense in the match!!!
[ Tank drags Steve to his feet and hits an atomic drop. Tank goes for a football tackle, but Steve Scott counters it with a guillotine choke. Tank inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Steve Scott springboards off the ropes and hits a roundhouse kick on Tank. Steve Scott drives a forearm smash into Tank. Steve Scott goes for the Pele kick, but Tank counters it with an ankle lock submission. Steve Scott inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them breaking the hold. Steve Scott runs into the ropes and hits Tank with a back heel kick. Steve Scott drives a clothesline into Tank. Steve Scott tries for a spin kick, but Tank catches his leg, picks him up and drives him into the mat with an airplane spin powerbomb. Tank is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Steve Scott gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just when you think Steve Scott is building a little momentum, Tank hits another power move to slow the kid down!!!
[ Steve Scott staggers to his feet as Tank picks him up and drives him into the mat with the Tankensteiner (the One-Winged Angel)!!! The crowd explodes to their feet as Tank goes for the pin and Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:04:16
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still United States Heavyweight Champion, Tank Edge!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another dominating win by Tank tonight as...
[ Suddenly, Phillip is interrupted when from behind Travis Blake lays out Tank!!! ]
[ Travis smiles wide as he kneels down next to Tank and raises his fist showing that he hit Tank with his own Gauntlet of the Gods!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That son of a bitch just used Tank’s own gauntlet against him!!!
[ Travis grabs a handful of Tank’s hair and raises Tank’s head off the mat as he screams in his ear. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – I warned you old man, I warned you. A good sniper never misses his mark. I’m coming after your strap and there aint a damn thing that you or your bag of misfit toys can do to stop me!!!
[ Just then, Godzilla, Conner, Maverick, Shogun and Ito rush down to the ring to help out their leader. ]
[ Travis sees them coming and he rolls out of the ring and heads for safer ground amongst the crowd keeping the Gauntlet of the Gods with him. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It’s a little too late because the damage was already done, but this is the way Lethal Lottery goes, I guess. I am pretty sure that sooner or later Travis is going to face someone that isn’t going to put up with him and put his ass in his place.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I for one cannot wait for that day to come. Folks, let’s go to the back where our CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon is standing by with Cindy Meyers.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Shane McMahon all smiles as he stands next to Cindy Meyers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Shane, tonight we watched as two titles changes hands in what some are saying are under questionable circumstances.
[ Shane looks dumbfounded as he has no idea what she is talking about. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Questionable? What do you mean, questionable?
Cindy Meyers – Well, it seems pretty convenient that your friends in Legacy have now won not only the TV title but also the World Tag Team titles.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Wait... hold on... are you suggesting... no you can’t be... are you suggesting that the lottery was rigged in some way?
Cindy Meyers – It does seem pretty suspicious that both DDP and Legacy were selected over all the other men on the roster?
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – First off, I am shocked that you’re even implying that. Secondly, DDP had the same odds as anyone else on the roster to get that TV title shot.
Cindy Meyers – But he wasn’t even ranked going into tonight’s pay per view.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Did he have a winning record, or did he not?
Cindy Meyers – Well, he did have that one win over Tony Tran.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – See... that answers that question then. He had just as much right to that title shot as anyone. And Legacy... didn’t they just defeat the Chain Gang in an epic twenty-eight-minute match?
Cindy Meyers – Yes, but...
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – So Cindy, what makes them any less worthy? Because they are my friends? Because I root for my friends and I want to see them do well?
Cindy Meyers – For years the WWCF and the WWE have been at odds...
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Listen, enough of that flashback bullshit. Just like the Empire, the WWCF died out years ago. We had a great run, but it’s over. Dead and buried. It’s all about the Empire and it’s legacy now.
Cindy Meyers – But you could you explain then why...
[ Shane snaps a finger in her face shutting her up... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – No!!! No more dumb ass questions... no more dumb ass accusations... this interview is over!!!
[ Shane storms off the set pissed off. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, back to you.
[ The show cuts back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, doesn’t it seem to you that Shane really got offended when asked if the lottery was rigged tonight?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – No, he did get offended and I can see it from both points of view. Crazy as it looks... yes both DDP and Legacy were picked for their respective matches... but at the end of the day no computer program can go out to the ring and win for you. That’s all on you.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event of the evening. But before we go back to the ring, we invite you all back here on October third for Stable Wars. Eight six-man tag teams will battle it out to be the new World Six-man Tag Team champions. What a night of action we are in stored for.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The rumors about the six-ma tag titles have been brewing for six months now. We finally get to see just who is the best stable in the Empire. I can’t wait!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Let’s get back to the ring to see who’s going to challenge Prophet for the World Heavyweight title!!!
World Heavyweight title rematch
Prophet © vs Lethal Lottery Selection
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the World Heavyweight championship!!!!!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 227 lbs., he is the reigning World Heavyweight Champion; this is “The Chosen One”!!! “The Modern-Day Messiah”!!! This... is… Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit booing as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The red spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where the World Heavyweight Champion Prophet stands, arms out wide showing off his World title belt around his waist and his book in hand. He walks down to the ring and climbs in posing for his fans as a red spotlight beam’s down on him. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The heavyweight champion seems to be in his own little world right now not showing any care as to who just might be his opponent.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Well he better care because there are a ton of guys in the back that want a shot not just at the World title but at him too.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent...
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man I would love to see Alexander Stone come back and kick his ass!!!
[ The sold out crowd counts down with the clock on the videotron. ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1!!!!
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 255 lbs., he is a World Wrestling Empire Hall of Famer; this is… Go-D!!!
[ “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as the Empire Hall of Famer Go-D walks out on stage to the roar of the sold-out crowd!!! He marches down to the ring never taking his eyes off of Prophet. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What the hell!!! Now you know this pay per view is rigged!!! There’s no way in hell that all of Legacy could have drawn the lucky number tonight!!! No way!!!
[ Go-D climbs into the ring and storms right at Prophet going nose to nose with the World Champion. The head referee tries to get between them but Go-D is hell bent on killing Prophet. The two men finally break apart and the referee raises the World title belt high overhead. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Like it or not, Go-D is the man that has the title shot tonight. Will his third attempt at winning the title actually be his lucky night? Let’s see.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Prophet tries going for a bridging back suplex, but Go-D counters it with a European uppercut, but Prophet ducks out of the way. Prophet hits the ropes and nails a diving shoulderblock into Go-D. Prophet uses an armbar takedown on Go-D. Prophet goes for a Boston crab, but Go-D kicks him off. Go-D chops Prophet. Go-D kicks Prophet. Prophet kicks Go-D. Go-D punches Prophet. Prophet kicks Go-D. Prophet chops Go-D. Prophet hits a Death Valley Driver on Go-D. Prophet climbs to the second turnbuckle and hits an elbowdrop onto Go-D square in the chest. Prophet covers Go-D pulling the tights as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and the referee sees it and stops the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – If Prophet is trying to piss Go-D off, don’t worry he’s already there. All this is doing is adding fuel to the fire.
[ Prophet goes for a basement dropkick, but Go-D rolls out of the way. Go-D whips Prophet into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Go-D picks Prophet up and hits him with a back breaker. Go-D comes off the ropes and hits the Curb Stomp on Prophet. Go-D is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Go-D rips Prophet off the mat by a scruff of his hair breaking his own count!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems that Go-D doesn’t want this match to end too soon. That he intends on inflicting a certain level of pain onto Prophet for all the shit he’s caused.
[ Go-D comes off the ropes and hits a Shining Wizard on Prophet. Go-D whips Prophet into the ropes and hits Prophet with a big elbow. Go-D drives a running knee strike into Prophet. Go-D hits a bodyslam on Prophet. Go-D attempts an armdrag takedown, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet comes off the ropes and hits a bulldog on Go-D. Prophet goes for a sidewalk slam, but Go-D drives a back elbow into Prophet. Go-D goes for a sleeperhold, but Prophet counters it with a back suplex. Prophet whips Go-D into the ropes, but Go-D reverses it and hits a backbreaker on Prophet. Go-D is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Prophet is begging for Go-D to stop!!! I think the champion has had enough!!!
[ Go-D takes Prophet down with a bridging Exploder suplex into a pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This match has been all Go-D right now as Prophet looks ready to tuck tail and run.
[ Go-D goes for a Curb Stomp, but Prophet rolls out of the way. Prophet uses an armbar takedown on Go-D that sends him crashing into the corner. Prophet drives a corner forearm smash into Go-D. Prophet delivers a spin kick into Go-D. Prophet delivers a diving elbow smash, but Go-D shrugs it off and only stares at him. Go-D grabs him and hits a gutbuster on Prophet. Go-D runs into the ropes and delivers a running knee strike into Prophet. Go-D again runs into the ropes, but Prophet hits Go-D with a massive clothesline that sends Go-D tumbling out of the ring. Prophet goes to the outside after him. Prophet goes for the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) onto the concrete floor, but Go-D counters it with an elbow to the gut. Go-D drives an uppercut into Prophet. Go-D slams Prophet into the steel guardrail. Go-D rolls Prophet back into the ring. Go-D goes for an arm grapevine submission, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet drives a back elbow into Go-D. Prophet drives a forearm smash into Go-D. Prophet goes for a Spanish Fly, but Go-D counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Go-D goes for a football tackle, but Prophet counters it with a roundhouse kick. Prophet goes for an uppercut, but Go-D blocks it and whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet reverses it and goes for a cradle piledriver, but Go-D counters it with a back body drop, but in turn, Prophet counters it with a sunset flip into a pin attempt as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Go-D kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a series of counters by both men as this fight is starting to ramp up.
[ Prophet drags Go-D to his feet and hits the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! Prophet rolls Go-D up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Go-D kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Prophet looks stunned that Go-D kicked out of his finisher!!! The man is ripping and tearing at his beard for Christ sakes.
[ Prophet goes for a spear, but Go-D counters it with a kick to the head. Go-D delivers a hair pull slam on Prophet. Go-D throws Prophet into the turnbuckle and runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Prophet moves out of the way and Go-D crashes shoulder first into the steel ringpost. Prophet whips Go-D into the ropes and goes for a Spanish Fly, but Go-D counters it with an elbowsmash to the face followed up with a Cradle DDT on Prophet!!! Go-D covers Prophet hooking the legs as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Talk about a back-and-forth match. One minute Go-d has the momentum and the next it’s all Prophet!! This match could either way right now!!!
[ Go-D whips Prophet into the ropes and he hits Prophet with a clothesline that sends Prophet tumbling out of the ring. Go-D jumps onto him with a diving shoulderblock off the ring apron. Go-D drives Prophet into the steel ring steps. Go-D goes for a spear, but Prophet counters it and powerslams Go-D through the announcer’s table!!! Prophet picks Go-D up and drives him back first into the ring apron!!! Prophet attempts a superkick, but Go-D ducks out of the way and leg whips Prophet down into the steel ring steps!!! Go-D attempts a cradle suplex, but Prophet counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of Go-D’s head. Go-D drives Prophet back first into the steel guardrail. Go-D picks Prophet up and spinebuster slams him onto the steel ringsteps. Go-D rolls Prophet back into the ring. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a brutal beating both men are taking right now as both men’s backs are cut up and bloody.
[ Prophet gets to his feet and sends Go-D into the ropes. Prophet hits a bulldog on Go-D. Prophet covers Go-D and pulls the tights as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Go-D drops his foot on the bottom rope breaking the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Prophet nearly stole another title opportunity away from Go-D as he had a handful of the man’s tights as he rolled him up!!!
[ Prophet goes to the top turnbuckle measuring Go-D up as he staggers to his feet. The crowd explodes to their feet as Prophet leaps off going for a cross body, but Go-D catches him, spins him head over heels and drives the World Champion head first into the mat with the Hells Tombstone Piledriver (Tombstone Piledriver) on Prophet!!! Go-D goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:11:54
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and new World Heavyweight Champion, Go-D!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Go-D has done it Caristico!!! On his third attempt he has captured the World Heavyweight title for the third time in his illustrious career!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – And like it or not, Legacy has fulfilled their promise to take back what was rightfully theirs before the Empire shut down over a decade ago!!! The reign of Legacy begins tonight!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, what an incredible two shows we have had the pleasure of bringing to you. We hoped you all enjoyed them as much as we did and we invite you all back in just four nights as we all feel the fallout on Afterburn. Good night everyone!!!
Epilogue
[ Two hours after the pay per view goes off the air, the cameras catch up to Go-D, Shane, DDP, Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson as they arrive back at the arena in Boston. The five men, already feeling pretty good from their late-night drinking party; storm into the office of the owner without a care in the world. The lights in the room are dim and the owner of the Empire Mark sits calmly behind his desk, a glass of Scotch in his hand. Across the room, Gail Kim sits quietly playing on her phone. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – C’mon man. If you’re going to drink, you need to get your ass out of that chair and come party with us.
The owner of the Empire – I’m not in the partying mood.
[ Go-D looks down at Mark disgusted. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion Go-D – Look at you. If only Snow could see you now.
[ Mark snaps to life and glares at Go-d like he was shooting daggers at him. ]
The owner of the Empire – Don’t you ever say his name again!!!
One half of the World Tag Team Champions “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Look at you Mark. You need to pull your shit together. Snows gone and he aint ever coming back. You didn’t just burn that bridge with him, you blew that motha fucka up.
[ Mike and Chris get a good laugh at Marks expense. ]
The former Women’s World Champion Gail Kim – Leave him alone. Can’t you see he’s hurting?
[ Shane shakes his head in disgust. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – If only the people knew who was really running this place. Let’s go guys. It stinks in here.
[ Shane, Go-D, Mike and Chris walk out of the office as DDP stays back looking down at his old friend. ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page – Do yourself a favor boss and stop chasing ghosts. Snow is in the wind. It’s time to bury him in the past and forget about him.
[ Mark looks at Page and the TV title on his shoulder. ]
The owner of the Empire – Is that what you’re doing? Burying your past?
[ Page looks at the title on his shoulder. ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page – This is about our legacy... my legacy.
The owner of the Empire – I could have sworn this was about building something better while respecting the past. You really think Dave and Shane care about the past?
[ Page looks away... ]
The W.W.E. TV Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page – I gotta go.
[ Page walks out of the office... ]
The owner of the Empire – Snows out there... I have faith.
[ The scene fades to black.... ]