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Live from the sold-out Augusta Civic Center in Augusta, Maine
Monday Night September 13th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening, folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Folks, it’s great to see you all back here tonight as we are just one week removed from one of the biggest Pay Per View events of the year where we saw three huge title changes as Legacy ruled the night, or should I say; Shane McMahon ruled the night as he used his power to get Legacy their title shots.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Let’s not bad mouth Shane McMahon, alright. I don’t want Legacy coming down on us so let’s just focus on tonight as we have seven amazing matches and we are headlined by Amber Nova defending her Women’s National title against the returning Su Yim!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This match all came about when Su Yim was being interviewed on Afterburn and Amber shot her mouth off. In the ensuing argument, the new General Manager of the Women’s Division Gail Kim stepped in and decided that Su Yim did get screwed over and she granted her a title shot tonight. What an amazing opportunity for Su Yim tonight and just imagine if she could beat Amber yet again? The place would erupt!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In Six-man tag team action, the Stable Wars tournament continues as the newly formed team of Edge Legacy steps into the ring tonight to face the ever-devious Cartel led by Tito Escobar.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Cartel has to be the favorites coming into tonight’s match and this is going to be tough enough for these three kids who found themselves caught in the middle of a two-pronged war with the Bullet Club on one side and Legacy on the other with Tank and his young team caught smack dab in the middle. I’m afraid Stable Wars will only add fuel to the fire!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I really think we are just one incident away from a full-scale war in this company. In other action tonight, we will see the debut of the newest Women’s Tag Team known as the Mean Girls. What do we know about them?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We know that they’re mean... and they’re girls... no just kidding guys. The Mean Girls have been ripping up the Indy Scene for about a year now and they think it’s their time to shine on the biggest stage of all and that’s the Empire. Let’s see what they can do as they go head on against the Women’s World Tag Team Champions.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can’t wait to see what these women can do. In other action, we are going to see the Guerillas of Destiny take on Yomi-no-Kuni in what should be a war within itself.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico - With new World Tag Team Champions, there’s a mad scramble to see who will take on Legacy at the pay per view. It really could be any one of the four top seeds and that includes these two teams tonight. A win will go a long way for both teams if they want to lock down a pay per view title match.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It seems the last thing on Legacy’s mind right now is the pay per view as we saw last week, Messiah was attacked in the men’s room by Psycho Messiah; but that’s a whole other story. Speaking of Psycho Messiah, he is back in action tonight taking on Steve Scott after losing his Television title to the unlikely Diamond Dallas Page who literally had one match going into the pay per view.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I guess one win gets you into the lottery, but it still doesn’t sit well with me because we all know Shane screwed over the entire roster. Just look how many matches Legacy were in that night. It was a complete set-up, top to bottom. The only match that was legit was Tank’s match.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, you need to calm down before Shane comes out here and fires you. I don’t want to see anything bad happen to you. Let’s just stay on point buddy and focus on tonight’s card... for example we are going to see our old broadcast buddy Courtney Cox in action as she takes on another young up and coming talent in Aoife Valkyrie.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – For you I will calm down. Courtney has been on a great roll so far, but sooner or later she’s going to face someone that’s going to ground her and take her to school. Tonight, might just be that night. Aoife is a world of talent and she just might be the one that stops Courtney’s streak.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing night of action buddy and we are about to kick things off with singles action as Kahagas takes on STIXX!!! Let’s go to the ring where our very own Harvey Weinstein is ready for tonight’s introductions!!!
Kahagas vs STIXX
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 235 lbs., he is… STIXX!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The last time these two men collided, STIXX walked out with the countout victory when STIXX power bombed Kahagas into the third row of fans!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This guy’s got crazy power, but obviously he has no idea how to focus al that power. When he learns that, he’s going to a five-tool wrestler.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs.; he is… “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Tokyo Monster” makes his way down to the ring and climbs in!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Kahagas comes into this match ranked as the number one contender to DDP’s TV title, even though Chandler Hopkins is in line for the next title shot.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, it seems to me that Shane’s trying to protect his boys in Legacy as none of them are taking matches between now and the pay per view. If Kahagas can win tonight, he has to be next in line no matter who pulls out the win at Stables Wars.
[ Just as the referee is ready to call for the bell, “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson storms out on stage and marches his ass down to the ring. ]
[ The crowd boos Mike as the referee asks what the hell he’s doing. Mike asks for a mic and Harvey reluctantly hands him one. Mike puts his hand up asking the referee to just give him a minute... ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So if you’ve been living under some damn rock, last week as me and my boys were leaving the arena my best friend had to take a shit. As he was taking said shit, he was attacked in the frigging men’s room with a steel frigging chair!!! That chair shot busted my best friend wide open and gave him a grade three concussion. Now he’s home with his wife and kids with eight stitches on his god damn head!!!
[ The crowd cheers as they hear Simmons is suffering. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Something tells me that Simmons and Thompson are not fan favorites here in Maine.
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now my boy may have gotten his clocked cleaned, but what he did do was get a real good look at the man that attacked him. Psycho Messiah, you want a pound of flesh? Well, I want to beat your ass within an inch of your life!!! Now get your ass out here!!!
[ Crazy Man waits as he looks up the rampway hoping Psycho Messiah will come out to the ring. The referee tries to ask Mike to leave the ring again, but he again puts his hand up shutting the referee up.]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Psycho shit head, I’ll ask one more time. Get your ass out here and face me like a man, or I’ll come back there and find you!!!
[ Again, Crazy Man looks back up the ramp waiting for Psycho Messiah to come out, but he doesn’t. STIXX walks over to Mike and puts his hand on the champions shoulder asking him to get the hell out of the ring. Crazy Man looks at his shoulder where STIXX’s hand is firmly planted and grins evilly. ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Boy, I’m going to give you three seconds to get that hand off my shoulder or you’re going to regret it.
[ STIXX takes his hand off Crazy Man’s shoulder and backs off with his hands in the air. ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Alright, I see how this is going to go. You can have your little match here. I’ll just take this to the back and find Psycho Fuck Face myself.
[ Crazy Man tosses Harvey the mic and he steps between the ropes and drops to the floor never taking his eyes off of STIXX as he back peddles slowly up the ramp. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We can finally get this match underway as Crazy Man is slowly making his way to the back.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. STIXX attempts an eye gouge, but Kahagas blocks it. Kahagas runs into the ropes and STIXX goes for a standing dropkick, but Kahagas ducks out of the way and STIXX crashes to the mat. Kahagas bounds up to the top turnbuckle and hits STIXX with a twisting somersault splash!!! Kahagas goes for a basement dropkick, but STIXX rolls out of the way and Kahagas crashes to the mat. STIXX rolls Kahagas up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Kahagas kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Kahagas had STIXX reeling for a second there, but the big man saw that basement dropkick coming and he got out of the way just in time. Kahagas had the right idea, but wasn’t quite quick enough.
[ STIXX launches Kahagas into the ropes, but Kahagas manages to grab them and stop his momentum. STIXX charges at him and Kahagas drops down pulling the ropes with him allowing STIXX to tumble over them and crash to the floor. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, STIXX crashed hard to the floor.
[ Crazy Man sees STIXX laying on the floor stunned and he grins as he walks over toward him. The referee warns Crazy Man not to get involved, and Mike smiles as he stands over STIXX with his hands in the air telling he wont touch STIXX. Kahagas walks over and distracts the referee and Crazy Man snaps into action as he hits STIXX with the Crazy Driver (Death Valley Driver) onto the steel ringsteps!!! Crazy Man screams in STIXX’s face... ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You want to touch me? You want to put your hands on me? Do you have any clue who the fuck I am? Do you know what I had to go through to build this company? The blood I’ve spilt? The bodies I have piled up? Consider this your one warning shot!!!
[ Crazy Man rolls STIXX back into the ring as Kahagas is going for the cover and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:01:46
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Kahagas!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I was hoping for more of a match, but thanks to that psychopathy Mike Thompson, he made it pretty easy for Kahagas to pick the bones of STIXX and...
[ Simmons dives into the ring, spins Kahagas around and hits Kahagas with the Crazy Driver (Death Valley Driver)!!! Crazy Man reaches through the ropes and demands the mic back and Harvey hands him it... ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Psycho fucker, I gave you two damn choices. You could have done it the easy way, or the hard way. You chose the hard way mother fucker and I’m coming for you!!!
[ Simmons slams the mic to the mat and storms out of the ring. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Crazy Man is not the kind of guy you want to piss off. If I was Psycho Messiah, I would think twice about wrestling tonight. There will be hell to pay for what he did to Simmons. Trust me.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, I am being told that we have a special video package from Tank Edge and his boys. Let’s watch.
[ We are in the arena when suddenly a video starts playing and we focus on that... ]
Narrative voice-over - Sensha-Gun, the legendary Japanese stable has been making waves in the Empire the last few months with the return of “The Ring General” Tank Edge and his right-hand man, Godzilla Sanchez. First, we met his lieutenants Rasputin Ito and the Shinigami Shogun but now we meet the ones that came from his privates... Conner and Maverick; the Edge Legacy!!!
[ The video cuts to clips of Conner lifting weights, suddenly he's in the ring and we're treated to footage of him destroying his opponents. ]
Narrative voice-over - Conner can do it all. High flying, mat wrestling, hardcore you name it and this Texas born owner of a horse ranch will do it all in the ring.
[ The video then switches to Maverick riding a Harley on an airport runway. Next, he's standing next to a plane and we find out he's been doing the narration. ]
Maverick Edge - And I'm Maverick Edge. I'm a Harley riding, airplane flying (the video shows footage of him flying a fighter jet) all around kick ass dude. And I'm here in the Empire to have some fun.
[ “Playing with the boys” by Kenny Loggins comes on and we're treated to a montage of Godzilla and Maverick playing volleyball shirtless in daisy Duke shorts. It's intercut with them posing all oiled up on the beach, surfing, flirting with chicks, riding motorcycles, fishing off a pier, very nonsensical stuff. The camera suddenly goes backstage as Tank and Connor are watching the video and face palming while Maverick and Godzilla seem extremely happy with it. ]
Maverick Edge - Man Unc, I'm so happy you paid for this out of pocket... Shane seemed downright pissed we asked.
The United States Heavyweight Champion and Empire Hall of Famer “The Ring General” Tank Edge - I paid for this shit? How's that even possible?
Godzilla Sanchez - I mean you left your wallet in your locker with only one lock on it were anyone could play with it till they cracked the code. How was I not supposed to take that as a use my credit card?
The United States Heavyweight Champion and Empire Hall of Famer “The Ring General” Tank Edge - (turning to Connor) Did you know about this?
Connor Edge - Know about it? I'm ashamed my name was used in it.
Maverick Edge - Come on guys, where's your sense of fun?
The United States Heavyweight Champion and Empire Hall of Famer “The Ring General” Tank Edge - Your dad had a sense of fun. How many years does he have left on his sentence?
Maverick Edge - How many years is two life sentences?
[ Tank shakes his head and walks off followed by Connor. ]
Godzilla Sanchez - Don't worry... that means he really liked it.
[ Yumi no Kuni enter the scene. ]
Rasputin Ito - I can't believe I've lost matches to you guys.
Godzilla Sanchez - Who are you? I'm Godzilla Sanchez, pieces.
[ Yumi no Kuni just walk off. ]
Maverick Edge - Must be a Sagittarius.
[ Godzilla shrugs at the show swings back to Phillip and Caristico ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Every time these guys open their mouths I cringe as to what they are about to say.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Did Maverick just say his dad was serving two life sentences? What the hell did he do? Kill someone?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time to get serious as the ladies take the stage with Aoife Valkyrie taking on our good friend Courtney Cox. Both of these women are looking to build on their pay per view victories. Let’s head back to the ring.
Aoife Valkyrie vs Courtney Cox
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 130lbs, this is... Aoife Valkyrie!!!
[ The crowd pops as “The Final Sacrifice” by Ivan Bertolla explodes across the arena and Aoife Valkyrie walks out on stage. She slowly makes her way down to the ring and sits on the middle rope crossing her legs with a smile on her face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Aoife is coming off a very good win at Diamonds are Forever where she outlasted all the other women to regain her roster spot.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What was more amazing was that it came down to her and her tag team partner at the end of the match and it was Aoife that was able to take Debbie out. Let’s see how she does in her very fist singles match.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 110 lbs, this is Courtney Cox!!!
[ The fans cheer Courtney Cox on as “Make me smile” by Louise Dowd & Jason Tarver rocks the arena and she makes her way down to the ring with a big smile on her face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Courtney comes into this match with an absolutely incredible win over Gabby Jetson in under thirty seconds with a small package from out of nowhere.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Gabby had no idea that small package was coming. She was so hell bent on beating the shit out of Courtney she lost focus and got her ass pinned. Incredible.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Valkyrie sends Courtney into the turnbuckles and drives a corner forearm smash into her. Valkyrie goes for an armdrag takedown, but Courtney Cox reverses it and Valkyrie re-reverses it and attempts a sleeperhold, but Courtney Cox counters it with a jaw breaker. Courtney Cox drives a Discus lariat into Valkyrie. Courtney Cox drives a fist to the midsection of Valkyrie. Courtney Cox drives a European uppercut into Valkyrie. Courtney Cox hits a side slam on Valkyrie as she goes for the cover and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Aoife started off fast, but when Courtney hit that jaw breaker Aoife just couldn’t shake it off.
[ Courtney Cox uses an armbar takedown on Valkyrie. Courtney Cox puts Valkyrie in a side headlock and Valkyrie is valiantly trying to break the hold. Valkyrie finally manages to grab the ropes. Courtney Cox nails Valkyrie with a high knee.
Courtney Cox goes for a back elbow, but Valkyrie ducks out of the way and uses a springboard armdrag on Courtney Cox. Valkyrie goes for an enzuigiri, but Courtney Cox steps out of the way and Aoife crashes to the mat. Courtney Cox drives a punt kick to the face of Valkyrie. Courtney Cox rolls Valkyrie up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Aoife kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a huge kick by Courtney Cox right to the face of Aoife that snapped Aoife’s head right back!!!
[ Courtney Cox drives a Shining Wizard into Valkyrie. Courtney Cox runs into the ropes and drives a high knee into Valkyrie. Aoife is on spaghetti legs as Courtney Cox nails her with an enzuigiri. Courtney Cox hits a Cradle piledriver on Valkyrie and rolls her up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Aoife kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a match Courtney is wrestling tonight as she hasn’t given Aoife and inch in this match.
[ Courtney Cox measures Aoife up and hits her with a diving Meteora. Courtney rolls Aoife up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Aoife kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Aoife needs to take a breather to get her shit straight before this match ends as quickly as it started!!!
[ Valkyrie springs to her feet. Valkyrie executes a DDT against Courtney Cox. Valkyrie nails Courtney Cox with a standing moonsault. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Aoife desperately reaches out and grabs the bottom rope!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Talk about being in the perfect spot for Aoife to be able to grab the ropes at the very last second!!!
[ Courtney pulls Aoife away from the ropes and locks on the Sweet Dreams (Cobra Clutch)!!! Aoife is desperately trying to get to the ropes, but Courtney drops down to the mat locking her legs around Aoife until the pain is too much and Aoife taps out!!! ]
Time of match: 0:04:06
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, Courtney Cox!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Courtney wrestled an almost perfect match tonight and Aoife could never recover right out of the gate when she got hit with that jaw breaker. Great win for Courtney, but an equally disappointing match for Aoife Valkyrie.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s not hope that Aoife has a glass jaw because everyone is going to pin point that part of her and exploit it. She could have a very short-lived career here in the Empire unless she can shake off that stigma.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, I am getting word that Gail Kim is standing by with Maxwell Shaw and she has an update for us on the condition of Jessika Havok. Let’s listen in to what she has to say. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a very serious looking Gail Kim. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Gail, thank you for joining me tonight; we hear you have an update on the current condition of Havok?
The new Women’s General Manager Gail Kim – That’s right Max. As we all watched last week on Afterburn, Havok suffered a terrible injury to her right leg that required her to get medical attention at a local hospital. Upon arrive, we were informed that she suffered a torn Achilles tendon and will be out of action for about six to eight weeks depending on how she heals.
Maxwell Shaw – That is terrible news for Havok and Bloody Mary who were climbing the rankings and doing all the right things to earn themselves a title shot.
[ Just then, the Heartbreakers (Nattie Neidhart, Shotzi Blackheart and Indi Hartwell) walk onto the set with smiles on their faces. ]
Nattie Neidhart – Gail, it’s so good to see you.
[ Gail Kim smiles as she looks at the three women who just interrupted her segment. ]
The new Women’s General Manager Gail Kim – Nattie... Indi... Shotzi... what can I do for you?
[ Nattie smiles at her... ]
Nattie Neidhart – What we want Gail is the same treatment that you gave Su Yim.
[ Gail looks confused. ]
The new Women’s General Manager Gail Kim – The same treatment? Do you think I gave Su Yim some sort of special treatment?
[ Nattie looks shocked that Gail would say that. ]
Nattie Neidhart – Of course not. I would never accuse you of preferential treatment. But we would like to ask you for is a World Tag Team title shot against S.E.X. at Stable Wars. Based on your own ranking system, there is no way any other women’s tag team can pass us in the rankings even if we lose our next two matches prior to the pay per view. You have to admit, we are deserving of that shot.
[ Gail pauses to think it over for a second... ]
The new Women’s General Manager Gail Kim – You know what Nattie, I agree that the three of you are on one hell of a roll right now. So yes, I’m going to grant you your title shot at Stable Wars. Good luck ladies.
[ The Heartbreakers celebrate as they walk off the set and the show flips back to Caristico and Phillip at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, another huge match has just been signed for Stable Wars as the Women’s World Tag Team titles will be on the line as S.E.X. defends their titles against the powerhouse trio of the Heartbreakers.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Heartbreakers signed a short-term deal until January first with one goal in mind and that’s becoming the Women’s World Tag Team Champions. They have climbed the ladder and now they finally get their first shot at the straps with about three and a half months remaining on their current deal. Stable Wars could be their crowning moment for this tough team.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Speaking of the Women’s World Tag Team Champions, we are slated to see them in action later tonight against the newest tag team to sign on with us in the Mean Girls, but right now we are going to see Psycho Messiah take on Steve Scott. Both men are coming off disappointing losses at Lethal Lottery and look to rebound tonight. Let’s get back to the action!!!
Psycho Messiah vs Steve Scott
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 210 lbs, this is… Psycho Messiah!!!
[ The sold-out crowd roars out with a mixture of cheers and boos as Psycho Messiah walks down to the ring to “The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson. He climbs into the ring and poses on the second turnbuckle raising his arms overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Here comes Psycho Messiah Caristico and he looks pretty pissed off tonight, and it seems all that rage is laser focused on Shane McMahon and his Legacy goons.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – In my opinion, nobody got screwed over more than Messiah did at the pay per view. Shane had Messiah in his sights for weeks, maybe months and it all came crashing down when Diamond Dallas Page aligned himself with Legacy and took the TV title from Messiah.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at weight of 200 lbs.; this is… “Bloodlust” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around him as he makes his way to the ring and climbs in!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Steve Scott had a huge opportunity as Lethal Lottery when he went up against Tank for the United States Heavyweight title.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – To me, it was the only match at the pay per view that actually made sense to me. But at the end of the day Tank proved to be that much better than Steve... at least on that night. I don’t believe Steve’s story is over yet.
[ They lock up and Steve Scott sends Messiah into the ropes and hits a Spanish Fly on Psycho Messiah, but Psycho Messiah springs to his feet like it never affected him!!! Messiah hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Steve Scott. Messiah catches Steve Scott in a guillotine choke. Steve Scott is valiantly trying to break the hold. Steve Scott is struggling to reach the ropes. Steve Scott frantically grabs the ropes. Psycho Messiah hits a backbreaker on Steve Scott. Psycho Messiah takes Steve Scott down with a bodyslam. Psycho Messiah drives a spear into Steve Scott. Psycho Messiah goes for a football tackle, but Steve Scott counters it with a choke sleeper. Psycho Messiah is valiantly trying to break the hold. Psycho Messiah is inching his way towards the ropes. Psycho Messiah is valiantly trying to break the hold. Psycho Messiah is writhing in pain. Yali Sapphire asks Psycho Messiah if he's still there. Psycho Messiah nods. Psycho Messiah is inching his way towards the ropes and grabs them forcing Steve Scott to let go. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Messiah got off to a quick start in this match, but Steve quickly turned things around as he countered that football tackle into a sleeper hold. Messiah was lucky to be so close to the ropes.
[ The crowd pops as Mike Thompson storms down to the ring armed with a steel chair!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is going to be good. Psycho Messiah has no clue Crazy Man is making his way down to the ring.
[ Steve Scott whips Psycho Messiah into the ropes and Mike Thompson pulls down the top rope sending Psycho Messiah crashing to the floor. Yali Sapphire demands Mike Thompson leave the ringside area. Yali Sapphire starts her count ...1 ...2 ...Crazy Man swings his steel chair at Messiah, but Psycho Man ducks out of the way and Crazy Man connects with the steel ringpost!!! ...3 ...4 ...Crazy Man drops the steel chair and starts thrashing his hands about trying to shake off the pain ...5 ...6 ...!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That had to sting!!!
[ The crowd goes bananas as Messiah picks up the steel chair and bashes Crazy Man in the back with it!!! ...7 ...8 ...Messiah then grabs ahold of Crazy Man and hits the Dead at Dawn (Sit-out Reverse DVD) onto the steel chair ...9 ...10!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Whatever plan Thompson had planned, it sure as hell just backfired right in his face!!!
[ The referee calls for the bell as he just counted Messiah out!!! ]
Time of match: 0:02:40
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by count-out, Steve Scott!!!
[ Psycho Messiah storms over to Harvey and rips the mic from his hands... ]
Psycho Messiah – Shane McMahon, that’s two!!! When I said I wanted a pound of flesh, I never meant your boys; but I’ll take whatever I can get. No, no, no Shane-O-Mac, the pound of flesh I want is from you!!!
[ Psycho Messiah leans very close into the camera... ]
Psycho Messiah - Fear the Reaper!!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Messiah lost another match thanks to Legacy, but I don’t think he really cares as he picks them apart one by one!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – He surely has attracted their attention and I don’t think in a good way. I hope this kid knows what he’s doing because Shane can make his life miserable/
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back where Maxwell Shaw is standing by with tonight’s winner; Courtney Cox!!!
[ The videotron comes on as it shows a very happy Courtney Cox standing next to backstage interviewer Maxwell Shaw. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Courtney, first off congratulations on your big win tonight.
Courtney “Loves” Cox – Thank you Max, and might I say you’re doing a great job replacing me.
Maxwell Shaw – Let me tell you, I had big shoes to fill. Getting back to your match tonight, did you ever think it would have gone as easy at it did. Aoife is a very talented wrestler.
Courtney “Loves” Cox – She’s a great wrestler. I hit her early with that jaw breaker and I could see her eyes glaze over and...
[ Just then, she’s interrupted by the newest tag team in the Empire, Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay; the Mean Girls!!! ]
Jessica McKay – Cassie, look... it’s that girl from that feel good story; “From rags to riches”!!!
[ They get a good laugh at Courtney’s expense. ]
Cassie Lee – No, no, no I thought it was “Another Cinderella Story”?
[ You can see Courtney starting to get angry. ]
Courtney “Loves” Cox – What do you two want now? This is my time.
Jessica McKay – What we want is for you to get to stepping... the adults are talking.
Cassie Lee – That’s right. Isn’t it past your bedtime little girl?
[ Cassie and Jessica push Courtney off the set as they inch closer to Maxwell who looks uncomfortable. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Ladies...
Jessica McKay – That’s right Maxwell, and don’t you ever forget it. Now before you show everyone your IQ, let me save you from embarrassing yourself and just get right to the point. S.E.X. Queens, tonight is the end of the road for you two dried up whores. Tonight, the two of you go back to being full time porn stars and stop pretending to be wrestlers.
Cassie Lee – Spice... Katie Forbes... you may think we’re being mean or cruel... well ladies we just believe in speaking the truth... and this division is tired of wondering if they are going to get crabs!!! Let’s face it, nobody wants to get herpes!!! It’s time to do what the two of you do the best... and that’s crawl back to Bang Bros, Porn Hub or whatever company you crawled out from on your hands and knees and do what you do best and beg for your job back!!!
Jessica McKay – See you soon bitches!!!
[ The show swings back to Phillip and Caristico at the ringside announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I would like to make a disclaimer that the Empire has no idea if Spice or Katie Forbes has ever had or currently had Crabs or Herpes. I can state for a fact that all our wrestlers are subject to periodic physicals.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Nice save Phil. Way to protect the company’s ass.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I just want to make sure that everyone understands that the comments of the Mean Girls do not reflect the Empire’s views in any way. Folks, let’s stay clear of that and focus on our next match as we are about to see Yomi-no-Kuni take on the former World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny!!! Harvey, it’s all yours buddy.
Yomi-no-Kuni vs Guerillas of Destiny
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 lbs., Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito, they are… Yomi-no-Kuni!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena and the two Japanese superstars make their way down to the ring followed by the legend Tank Edge who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Yomi-no-Kuni come into this match with a two and oh record and currently ranked number two in the World Tag Team title rankings. A win tonight show allow them to leapfrog over the also undefeated Zealots and earn them a title shot against Legacy at least for now.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a log jam at the top of the rankings because a loss by any of these teams could drop them right out of title contention. Every match is so important right now as we head toward Stable Wars.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents!!! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Travis Blake and Paul Heyman, weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the former World Tag Team Champions, Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga; they are… the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storm down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and posing on the ropes as Heyman and Travis stay on the floor... Travis never taking his beady little eyes off of Tank with a shit eating grin on his face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here are the former World Tag Team Champions led to the ring by their “Special Council” Paul Heyman and their ring leader, “The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake. They come into tonight’s match with an eleven and four record and ranked number three right behind their opponents.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If the Guerillas can pick up a win tonight, they will jump right into the number two spot while it will drop Yomi-nu-Kuni down to the number three basically flipping positions with these two Japanese superstars.
[ The bell rings and Ito drives Tama to the mat with a massive clothesline. Rasputin Ito hits a Muscle Buster on Tama Tonga. Rasputin Ito tries for a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Tama Tonga counters it with a back body drop. Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa hit Rasputin Ito with a double splash. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga hits a release German suplex on Rasputin Ito. Tama Tonga climbs to the top rope and hits a splash on Rasputin Ito with a quick cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Ito kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two powerhouse teams are not wasting any time tonight as they are going right at each other with little wasted effort.
[ Tama Tonga drives a spear into Rasputin Ito. Tama Tonga sends Rasputin Ito into the turnbuckle, but Rasputin Ito reverses it and he rams shoulder-first into the corner. Rasputin Ito tags out to Shinigami Shogun. Shinigami Shogun takes Tama Tonga down with a Cradle DDT as he hooks his leg and Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tama kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a devastating DDT by Shogun planting Tama right on the crown of his head!!! That’s got to leave the big man stunned.
[ Shinigami Shogun complains to the referee about a slow count and Tama Tonga takes advantage of the momentary distraction as he drives a knee into the back of Shinigami Shogun. Tama Tonga tags out to Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga whip Shinigami Shogun into the ropes and they hit Shinigami Shogun with a double back body drop. Tama Tonga leaves the ring. Tanga Loa locks a boot choke against the ropes on Shinigami Shogun as Ken Peterson warns Tanga Loa to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Tanga lets go before getting disqualified!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The last thing the Guerillas need right now is to get disqualified as they are this close to getting another title shot.
[ Tanga Loa hits a pumphandle powerbomb on Shinigami Shogun with a roll-up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shogun kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That massive powerbomb nearly shattered the spine of Shogun as he writhers on the mat clutching the back of his head in pain.
[ Tanga Loa runs into the ropes and hits Shinigami Shogun with a basement drop kick. Tanga Loa is going for another pin as he uses the ropes for leverage and Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...but the referee sees it and stops the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a destructive drop kick by the big Samoan that nearly took Shogun’s head clean off!!!
[ Ken Peterson threatens Tanga Loa with disqualification, but Tanga ignores him and hits a Shining Wizard on Shinigami Shogun. Tanga Loa goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with an Inverted DDT!!! Shinigami Shogun nails Tanga Loa with his own Shining Wizard as he covers Tanga Loa. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tanga kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Shogun has been in this match for a while now. He needs to tag out to Ito.
[ Shinigami Shogun attempts a Muscle Buster, but Tanga Loa blocks it. Tanga Loa open hand chops Shinigami Shogun. Tanga Loa goes for a European uppercut, but Shinigami Shogun ducks out of the way. Rasputin Ito enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito whip Tanga Loa into the ropes Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito and they hit Tanga Loa with a double clothesline. Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito send Tanga into the ropes and hit him with a double bodyslam. Rasputin Ito leaves the ring. Shinigami Shogun runs into the ropes, but Tanga Loa drives a dropkick to the knee of Shinigami Shogun. Tanga Loa drives an uppercut into Shinigami Shogun. Tanga Loa runs into the ropes but Shinigami Shogun hits Tanga Loa with a clothesline. Shinigami Shogun drives a chop into Tanga Loa. Shinigami Shogun hits a cradle suplex on Tanga Loa. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Rasputin Ito. Rasputin Ito and Shinigami Shogun whip Tanga Loa into the ropes and they hit Tanga Loa with a double elbowsmash. Rasputin Ito and Shinigami Shogun whip Tanga Loa into the ropes and they hit Tanga Loa with a double back body drop. Shinigami Shogun leaves the ring. Rasputin Ito hits a missile dropkick on Tanga Loa. Rasputin Ito drives a fist to the midsection of Tanga Loa. Rasputin Ito runs into the ropes and Tanga Loa hits Rasputin Ito with a spinning back elbow. Tanga Loa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ito gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – There’s nothing fancy or pretty about this match at all. It’s like we are watching two bison clashing over who’s going to get the right to mate with a female!!!
[ Tanga Loa runs into the ropes and Rasputin Ito tries for an abdominal stretch, but Tanga Loa counters it with a punch to the face Tanga Loa tags out to Tama Tonga. Tanga Loa takes Rasputin Ito down with a cradle suplex. Tama Tonga goes for a top rope diving elbowsmash, but Rasputin Ito counters it with an interceptor superkick. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Rasputin Ito hits a Death Valley Driver on Tama Tonga. Rasputin Ito attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Tama Tonga counters it with an elbowsmash to the head. Rasputin Ito goes to throw Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle, but Tama Tonga ripcords him back and kicks him in the balls!!! Ken Peterson quickly calls for the DQ!!! ]
Time of match: 0:05:34
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, Yomi-no-Kuni!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a shitty move by the Guerillas to low blow Ito like that!!!
[ Tank climbs into the ring as the Guerillas, Travis and Heyman laugh at Ito and his pain. Travis swipes the mic away from Harvey and looks back in the ring at Tank. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – Tank, count it down brother...
[ ...and Travis throws up three fingers in the air... ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – ...three weeks until I take that precious belt from you and put it around my waist!!! Three weeks until my boys here...
[ ...and Travis motions toward the Guerillas of Destiny... ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – Get back our World Tag Team titles!!! And three weeks until the Bullet Club takes home the Six-man World Tag Team titles and show the whole damn world that we are the best in the world!!!
[ Travis points both hands at Tank like he’s got guns pointed at him with an evil shit eating grin on his face. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What an epic match this is going to be when these two men collide at Stable Wars, Phil. The “Face of the Empire” Travis Blake versus “The Ring General” Tank Edge!!! I can’t wait for Stable Wars!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We are still a long way away from this huge pay per view event, but we already have a number of great matches to look forward to. Folks, what happened to Chandler Hopkins last week he has asked for time tonight to address the new WWE TV Champion Diamond Dallas Page; so let’s listen in. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to Chandler Hopkins and he seems worked up. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Chandler, last week you demanded your title match against the new TV Champion Diamond Dallas Page, but he and Shane McMahon unceremoniously shot you down.
“The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins – You know, I expected as much from Shane McMahon; because we all know he’s a gutless son of a bitch. But DDP? The man who set the bar in this company for nearly a decade... he’s gone all pussy on me? The man who we watched as kids and wanted too someday be just like him. Man, I look at you now and see nothen but a spineless piece of shit!!!
Maxwell Shaw – Those are some pretty strong words coming from a man who aligned himself with the former World Champion in Prophet essentially becoming his right-hand man...
[ ...and Maxwell looks at the cast that is still on Chandler’s right arm... ]
Maxwell Shaw – ...no pun intended.
“The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins – Listen, I get it. Why is it so wrong for Page to go all rogue when I’ve walked down that same damn path? Well, I’ll tell you why. Page’s legacy was built on being better than everyone else. When darkness fell over the Empire, he was always there to rise up and be the shining beacon of hope!!! When everything went to shit, Page was there to pick this place up and carry it on his back. He was the Empire’s version of Captain America for fucks sake!!!
Maxwell Shaw – Turning the page on Legacy for a moment, I would like to ask you about the whereabouts of the former World Heavyweight Champion Prophet. He has yet to show his face since losing the World Heavyweight title to Go-D. Do you have any idea where he is or when we might see him come back?
[ Hopkins smiles and chuckles at Maxwell. ]
“The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins – I’ve got no idea where he is right now, and honestly; I’ve got my own shit to worry about...
[ From behind, Diamond Dallas Page blasts Hopkins in the back with a steel chair that lays Hopkins out. ]
[ Page slams the chair to the floor and leans down getting in Hopkins ear... ]
The WWE Television Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page – You wanna talk trash... boy... you got no damn clue who I am and where I’ve been since the Empire closed. It’s been a long damn time since I’ve been the man that you remember. Those days are long gone. Now it’s all about me... and less about everyone else... and that includes you. You want a title shot? First you gotta get there in one piece!!!
[ Page puts Hopkins right arm inside the steel chair and then slams his foot down on it shattering the cast!!! Hopkins writhers on the floor in pain as he holds his arm screaming. Page walks off the set laughing as EMT’s rush to Hopkin’s help. The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the ringside announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What in the world has gotten into Diamond Dallas Page? I have never seen this side of him in his entire career. I’m at a loss for words right now.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We have no idea what Page has been through these past ten... twelve years. We have no clue what personal issues he’s been through to bring him to this version of what we have seen this past week. But I agree with you, this version of Page is pretty disturbing.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s try and regain our focus and turn our attention back to the in-ring action as the ladies take center stage with the debut of the Mean Girls as they take on the Women’s World Tag Team Champions S.E.X.!!! Harvey, take it away buddy.
S.E.X. © vs The Mean Girls
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 264 lbs, Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay; they are... the Mean Girls!!!
[ "Beautiful Sexy Fierce" by Ashley Jana rocks the arena as the two very sexy but arrogant women strut out on stage flirting with the sold-out crowd. The sashay their asses down to the ring and very sexually climb into the ring posing for the crowd. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I think their name sums up these two women perfectly Caristico. As we watched earlier, they can be pretty nasty when they want to be. Just as Courtney Cox how it felt.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – They talk big, but let’s see how they do against the top women in the division tonight as they face off against the champions. This is going to be a huge test right out of the gate.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 283 lbs, they are the reigning Women’s World Tag Team Champions; Katie Forbes and Spice, this is… S.E.X.!!!
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the two women walk down to the ring hand in hand. They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here they are. Most people that know anything about wrestling wrote these two women off before they even wrestled their first match. They were considered a joke by most wrestling enthusiasts.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, they were, but how wrong we all were as they now stand at the top of the division holding all the gold. Talk about eating crow.
[ The bell rings and immediately Katie Forbes snaps off a superkick right to the jaw of Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes goes for the quick pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Cassie Lee dives in to make the save!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a snap superkick that just rocked Jessica McKay’s world right there. It’s a damn good thing Cassie was paying attention or this match could have come to a quick ending.
[ Katie Forbes drives a chop onto Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes punches Jessica McKay. Jessica McKay kicks Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes chops Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes kicks Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes drives a high knee into Jessica McKay. Spice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Jessica McKay into the ropes and they attempt to hit Jessica McKay with a double fist to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline taking both down. Spice leaves the ring. Jessica McKay hits a basement dropkick to the knee of Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay whips Katie Forbes into the ropes, but Katie Forbes reverses it and drives a chop into Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes hits a standing dropkick into Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Jessica McKay blocks it. Jessica McKay chops Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay kicks Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay hits a rolling cutter on Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay tags out to Cassie Lee. Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay whip Katie Forbes into the ropes and they hit Katie Forbes with a double dropkick. Spice enters the ring and lays out Jessica McKay. Spice climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Cassie Lee throws her to the mat. Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay whip Katie Forbes into the ropes and they hit Katie Forbes with a double fist to the midsection. Spice leaves the ring. Cassie Lee attempts a clothesline, but Katie Forbes counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam; but in turn, Cassie Lee counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Cassie Lee attempts a superkick, but Katie Forbes counters it with a legsweep takedown. Katie Forbes makes a tag to Spice. Jessica McKay enters the ring and lays out Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay drives a clothesline into Spice. Cassie Lee hits an enzuigiri on Spice. Jessica McKay leaves the ring. Cassie Lee goes for a jumping pump kick, but Spice ducks out of the way. Spice runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Cassie Lee. Spice goes for a European uppercut, but Cassie Lee ducks out of the way and chops Spice. Cassie Lee runs into the ropes. Spice tries for a superkick, but Cassie Lee ducks out of the way and nails Spice with a neckbreaker. Cassie Lee covers Spice as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Spice kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a great counter by Cassie to avoid that superkick and hit that neckbreaker.
[ Cassie Lee hits a running bulldog on Spice. Cassie Lee hits an enzuigiri on Spice. Cassie Lee tags out to Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes enters the ring and lays out Cassie Lee. Spice and Katie Forbes whip Jessica McKay into the ropes and they hit Jessica McKay with a double clothesline. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice goes for a running high knee, but Jessica McKay ducks out of the way. Jessica McKay tags out to Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes enters the ring and lays out Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes hits a clothesline on Cassie Lee. Spice hits a top rope diving elbowdrop onto Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice whips Cassie Lee into the turnbuckle. Spice charges in going for a European uppercut, but Cassie Lee ducks out of the way. Cassie Lee catches Spice in a sleeperhold. Spice is valiantly trying to break the hold. Spice is struggling to reach the ropes. Spice finally gets ahold of the ropes breaking the hold. Cassie Lee hits a springboard bulldog on Spice off the middle rope. Cassie Lee climbs to the top rope and hits a twisting somersault splash on Spice. Cassie Lee is going for the pin hooking on leg as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Spice shoots her shoulder up off the mat!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can see the desperation on Spice’s face as she is struggling to get to her feet, reaching out for the tag!!!
[ Cassie Lee stops her and whips Spice into the ropes, but Spice reverses it. Spice drives a lariat into Cassie Lee. Spice drives a fist to the midsection of Cassie Lee. Spice attempts a high knee, but Cassie Lee ducks out of the way. Cassie Lee attempts a Russian legsweep, but Spice counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Spice hits a European uppercut onto Cassie Lee. Spice punches Cassie Lee. Spice chops Cassie Lee. Spice tags out to Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes goes for an enzuigiri, but Cassie Lee steps out of the way. Cassie Lee attempts a lariat, but Katie Forbes counters it with a spin kick to the midsection. Katie Forbes hits the Clapback (Snap Double Underhook DDT) on Cassie Lee!! Katie Forbes goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jessica McKay dives in to make the save!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Katie just hit her finisher, but Jessica McKay with that picture perfect save for her partner to let this match continue on!!!
[ Cassie Lee drives a fist to the midsection of Katie Forbes. Cassie Lee nails Katie Forbes with a lariat. Cassie Lee goes for an arm grapevine, but Katie Forbes blocks it. Katie Forbes drives a European uppercut into Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes kicks Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes hits Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes kicks Cassie Lee. Spice climbs to the top rope and goes for a diving elbowdrop, but Cassie Lee counters it with an interceptor dropkick. Spice rolls out of the ring. Cassie Lee springboards off the top rope with an Asai moonsault onto Katie Forbes. Cassie rolls Katie up for the win as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Katie gets her foot in the ropes!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These four women are putting on a wrestling clinic tonight!!! What a huge addition to the Women’s Tag Team Division this is going to be!!!
[ Cassie Lee goes for a standing dropkick, but Katie Forbes steps out of the way. Katie Forbes nails Cassie Lee with a Russian legsweep. Katie Forbes hits the Bronco Buster on Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes goes for a top rope diving elbowdrop on Cassie Lee, but before Katie can get it off; Cassie Lee counters it with a spinning headscissors into a cradle pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Katie kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Katie telegraphed that elbowdrop from a mile away giving Cassie time to get to her feet and take Katie down.
[ Cassie Lee complains to the referee about a slow count giving Katie Forbes time to drive a knee to the back of Cassie Lee’s head. Katie Forbes hits Cassie Lee. Cassie Lee kicks Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes hits Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes goes for a springboard dropkick, but Cassie Lee clotheslines her in mid-air!!! Katie rolls out of the ring as Cassie Lee hits a diving suicide plancha onto Katie Forbes. ...1 ...Cassie Lee hits a Phoenix Splash off the top turnbuckle onto Katie Forbes. ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Cassie Lee hits a ripcord cutter on Katie Forbes. ...5 ...Cassie Lee throws Katie Forbes back into the ring. Cassie Lee uses an armdrag takedown on Katie Forbes. Cassie Lee punches Katie Forbes. Cassie Lee chops Katie Forbes. Cassie Lee hits Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes hits Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes drives a chop into Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes hits a DDT on Cassie Lee and goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Cassie kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a back and forth battle we are watching tonight as both teams a far exceeding our expectations.
[ Katie Forbes hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes throws Cassie Lee out of the ring but she hangs on to the top rope. Katie Forbes sees it and clotheslines Cassie Lee to the floor. Katie Forbes goes outside after her and slams Cassie Lee into the steel ringpost. ...1 ...Katie Forbes goes for a bulldog, but Cassie Lee counters it with a low blow. ...2 ...Cassie Lee drives an elbowdrop onto Katie Forbes. ...3 ...Cassie Lee goes for the Venus Fly-Trap Suplex (a Fisherman’s suplex), but Katie Forbes counters it with an armdrag takedown. ...4 ...Katie Forbes drives a knee on Cassie Lee. ...5 ...Katie Forbes hits the Clapback (Snap Double Underhook DDT) on Cassie Lee onto the concrete floor. ...6 ...Katie Forbes goes for an armdrag takedown, but Jessica McKay comes over to make it two-on-one and goes for a dropkick, but Katie Forbes hits her with a spinning backbreaker!!! ...7 ...Katie jaw jacks Jessica until Cassie Lee grabs her and launches her shoulder first into the steel ringsteps. ...8 ...Cassie Lee goes for a cannonball, but Katie rolls out of the way and Cassie crashes into the steel ringsteps back first!! ...9 ...10 ...and the referee calls for the bell!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The referee has declared this match, a double count-out!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This match started out to be a five-star wrestling match, but in the end, it turned out to be a Pier Six Brawl.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You could tell right off the bat that the Mean Girls came into this match not respecting the champions one bit, but S.E.X. quickly changed their minds as they took the fight right to them and proved they are very much championship material.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s head to the back where Kiera Hogan is with our very own Maxwell Shaw. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing by with Kiera Hogan. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Kiera, since breaking away from Malia Hosaka you have been on an incredible winning streak and currently stand at four and oh and ranked number one to Amber Nova’s Women’s World title.
Kiera Hogan – Man, I can’t believe where I am at compared to where I started. Being part of Exile taught me a ton and for what it’s worth, Malia was a great teacher. She just couldn’t let go and let me be my own woman.
Maxwell Shaw – So I have to ask, what’s next for Kiera Hogan? Are we looking at a possible Women’s World title match at Stable Wars against Amber Nova?
Kiera Hogan – Amber Nova? Did you see how she beat Millie? Amber just might be...
[ Just then, the Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim walks onto the set. ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Don’t say it. Don’t you dare say that she’s better than you. You can’t let her get inside your head.
Kiera Hogan – But... I’m ranked number one right now and I just don’t know if I have what it takes to...
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Well let’s find out shall we. Thursday night on Afterburn, it’s going to be Amber Nova versus Kiera Hogan for the Women’s World title!!!
Kiera Hogan – Oh my God!!! Really? Are you serious?
[ Kiera is ecstatic as she bounces up and down as Gail laughs and nods her head yes. The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another huge matched signed by the newly crowned Women’s General Manager Gail Kim!!! In just three night’s time, we will see the number one contender Kiera Hogan take on the reigning Women’s World Champion Amber Nova!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is exactly what the ownership group signed Gail Kim to do. She’s going to push the champions hard and lift the young girls up and show the world that the Empire has the best damn Women’s roster in the world.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our qualifying match for the Stable Wars Six-man World Tag Team tournament. It’s Edge Legacy versus the Cartel and it’s next!!!
In a First Round Qualifying Match for Stable Wars
The Edge Legacy vs The Cartel
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 620 lbs, Godzilla Sanchez... Conner Edge... Maverick... they are... the Edge Legacy!!!
[ “Godzilla” by Blue Oyster cult starts up and flames surround the ramp. When they come down Godzilla stands with a smiling Maverick and a focused and possibly annoyed looking Conner standing beside him. Conner just marches to the ring as Godzilla blows mist and Maverick gives a thumbs up. Maverick and Godzilla engage with the fans as they walk down the aisle. They both get on the ropes and both blow at mist as Conner sits focused in the corner. They both land with elaborate stomps in the ring and pose as Conner joins them in a group pose. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, these three men... well... I’m not sure what to say. They definitely bring three very different styles to the ring. How are they going to measure up to the Cartel tonight?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You are absolutely correct. Conner, very much like his father; the powerhouse of the group. Maverick, the daredevil high flyer and Godzilla, anything goes with this young man. These three guys have been together for a few years now cutting their teeth in Japan so it’s not like they are completely new to the game.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Holidead, they weigh in at a combined weight of 586 lbs., this is “Relentless” Tito Escobar and Los Vipers; they are... the Cartel!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena and Tito Escobar struts out on stage all cocky followed by Los Vipers and Holidead. They slowly climb the ring steps and climb through the ropes. Pedro and Supremo each take a corner while Holidead bounces on the second rope with her tongue sticking out. Tito struts around with his arms out wide smiling!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here comes the Cartel. In the past few months, it seems as if Tito and his men have become the forgotten sons here in the Empire with the rise of teams like the Bullet Club and Legacy and now newcomers Edge Legacy. It’s getting pretty crowded out there.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Cartel may have fallen off the radar for a while now, but don’t fool yourself... they are like a snake slithering around in the tall grass just waiting to strike out.
[ The bell rings and Maverick Edge runs into the ropes he hits a lariat on Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge hits a jumping front kick into Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge drives a chop into Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge goes for an armdrag takedown, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar whips Maverick Edge into the ropes, but Maverick Edge reverses it. Maverick Edge drives a jumping front kick into Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a Phoenix Splash on Tito Escobar. Maverick covers Tito as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tito gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a move by Maverick as hit that Phoenix Splash on the former United States Champion!!! Tito needs to take these kids seriously.
[ Maverick Edge hits a basement dropkick to the knee of Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge runs into the ropes, but Holidead trips Maverick up slowing his momentum. Joey Jiles threatens The Cartel with a disqualification. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holidead saw what was going on in that ring. She knew that Tito was in trouble and something needed to be done to slow the new kids on the block down.
[ Maverick Edge tags out to Conner Edge. Conner Edge and Maverick Edge whip Tito Escobar into the ropes and they hit Tito Escobar with a double bulldog. Santos enters the ring and lays out Maverick Edge. Tito Escobar and Santos whip Conner Edge into the ropes and they hit Conner Edge with a double backbreaker. Santos leaves the ring. Maverick Edge enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Santos enters the ring, but gets cut off. Conner Edge and Maverick Edge whip Tito Escobar into the ropes and they hit Tito Escobar with a double fist to the midsection. Conner Edge and Maverick Edge hit Tito Escobar with a double elbowdrop. Santos gets back up, but gets cut off. Conner Edge and Maverick Edge whip Tito Escobar into the ropes and they hit Tito Escobar with a double back body drop. Maverick Edge hits a dropkick from the second rope on Tito Escobar. Conner Edge locks Tito Escobar in a torture rack. Tito Escobar tries to escape the hold and grabs the ropes forcing Conner Edge to let go. Maverick Edge leaves the ring. Conner Edge runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Tito Escobar. Conner Edge drives an uppercut into Tito Escobar. Conner Edge whips Tito Escobar into the ropes and he hits Tito Escobar with a clothesline. Conner Edge places Tito Escobar on the top turnbuckle and he nails Tito Escobar with a powerslam off the second rope. Conner rolls Tito up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tito kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a massive powerslam by Conner off the second rope!!! Tito is going to see both Tank and his son Conner in his nightmares!!!
[ Conner Edge whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito comes off and hits Conner Edge with a spin kick to the jaw. Tito Escobar is going for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Conner kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That spinning heel kick connected flush on Conners jaw!!! The big man went down like a ton of bricks!!!
[ Tito Escobar tags out to Santos. Santos locks Conner Edge in a forearm choke against the ropes as Joey Jiles warns Santos to let go. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Santos finally lets go. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tito has been in this match since the start and he finally tagged out to Santos who went right after Conner and his head and neck area!!!
[ Santos drives a clothesline into Conner Edge. Santos whips Conner Edge into the ropes, but Conner Edge drives a lariat into Santos. Conner Edge drives a punch into Santos. Conner Edge attempts to place Santos on the top turnbuckle, but Santos blocks it. Conner Edge punches Santos. Santos chops Conner Edge. Santos hits Conner Edge. Santos goes for a cradle suplex, but Conner Edge counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Conner Edge kicks Santos. Conner Edge chops Santos. Conner Edge hits Santos. Santos hits Conner Edge. Santos punches Conner Edge. Santos tries a DDT, but Conner Edge blocks it. Conner Edge drives a back elbow into Santos. Conner Edge tags out to Maverick Edge. Maverick Edge and Conner Edge whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double clothesline. Conner Edge leaves the ring. Maverick Edge drives a roundhouse kick into Santos. Maverick Edge hits a huracanrana from the second rope onto Santos. Maverick Edge goes for an Asai moonsault, but Santos catches him and hits him with a Tombstone Piledriver. Santos goes for a wicked back elbow, but Maverick Edge ducks out of the way. Maverick Edge goes for another Asai moonsault, but Santos steps out of the way and drives a football tackle into Maverick Edge. Santos nails Maverick Edge with a Discus lariat. Tito Escobar enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Santos and Tito Escobar whip Maverick Edge into the ropes and they attempt to hit Maverick Edge with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Tito Escobar rolls out of the ring. Maverick Edge runs into the ropes and goes for a high knee, but Santos ducks out of the way and nails Maverick Edge with a diving elbowsmash. Santos runs into the ropes and goes for an uppercut, but Maverick Edge blocks it. Maverick Edge hits an enzuigiri on Santos. Maverick Edge tags out to Conner Edge. Conner Edge locks the torture rack on Santos. Santos is valiantly trying to break the hold. Santos breaks the hold by grabbing the ropes. Maverick Edge leaves the ring. Conner Edge hits Santos with a F-5 and rolls him up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Pedro Supremo puts Santos's foot on the bottom rope saving him!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Conner twisted that Torture Rack into and F-5 after Santos was able to grab the ropes!!! Lucky for Santos that his tag team partner Pedro was there to save him!!!
[ Godzilla enters the ring and dives over the top rope and hits a car crash crossbody onto Pedro wiping him out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We haven’t seen much of Godzilla in this match tonight, but what we just witnessed was utterly impressive as he just took out Pedro with that suicide car crash cross body!!! Talk about putting it all on the line!!!
[ Conner Edge attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Santos blocks it. Santos goes for back elbow, but Conner Edge ducks out of the way and blasts Santos with a massive lariat to the back of Santos’ head!!! Conner Edge locks on the Recliner (Camel Clutch Submission) on Santos!!! Joey Jiles checks Santos's arm. He lifts it... and it falls! He lifts it... and it falls for a second time!! He lifts it... and it falls for a third and final time as the referee calls for the bell!!! ]
Time of match: 0:08:26
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, the Edge Legacy!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a great match for Edge Legacy tonight as the newest tag team on the block just punched their tickets to Stable Wars and will now have to wait and see who they will be taking on in the semi-final round.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s right Phil, it’s either going to be Sensha-gun or the Prophecy who we are now being told will clash in just three nights on Afterburn!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a huge show Afterburn is shaping up to be and I hate to rush things, but I can’t wait to see what goes down!!! Folks, let’s head to the back where Millie McKenzie is standing by with Maxwell Shaw.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to Millie McKenzie. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Millie, it’s been two weeks since your disappointing loss to Amber Nova at Diamonds are Forever. Have you had an opportunity to absorb your loss to her?
“The 2021 Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Yeah, I’ve had nothing but time to think about what happened out there. The what could of ben’s and what should of ben’s... but at the end of the night I have nobody to blame for what happened that night except for myself. Amber beat me... I don’t like it... but I accept it and I’ll move on and be stronger for it.
Maxwell Shaw – Looking ahead, you are currently ranked second behind the undefeated Kiera Hogan who we just heard earlier tonight will now face Amber Nova for the Women’s World title in just three nights on Afterburn.
“The 2021 Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Second... third... fourth... it doesn’t matter because the only number that matters is who’s number one... and that’s Kiera Hogan.
[ Millie looks into the camera... ]
“The 2021 Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Kiera, don’t take that gift Gail gave you lightly. Facing Amber Nova is like facing no other women on this roster. Make no mistake about it, she she’s the biggest and baddest bitch on the block...
[ Just then, Millie is interrupted by Solo Darling. ]
Solo Darling – Excuse me... but who exactly are you again?
[ Solo laughs as she snaps her fingers. ]
Solo Darling – That’s right, you were the “Great White Hope” that everyone bet on to dethrone Amber Nova!!! Too bad all those wrestling marks pissed all their money away betting on a flash in the pan like you!!!
[ Millie gets right up in the face of Solo. ]
“The 2021 Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – If memory serves, you got your ass beat by Amber too!!!
[ Solo smiles at her... ]
Solo Darling – Well at least I didn’t have three months to prepare for her only to get my ass kicked!!!
[ Solo shoves Millie and Millie shoves her back when Gail Kim walks into the spot. ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies!!! That’s enough!!! You two want to fight, then you’ll fight. This week on Afterburn it’s going to be Millie McKenzie versus Solo Darling!!!
[ The stare down continues as the show swings back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, what a show Afterburn we are going to be treated to as the top four ranked women will be in action!!! Gail Kim is blowing the roof off the Empire right now!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yes, she is!!! Amber Nova versus Kiera Hogan and Millie McKenzie versus Solo Darling are going to be two fantastic matches. It’s going to push Shane to hopefully step up and book some great matches on his side of the house!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, keeping with the Women’s division; it’s time for tonight’s main event as Amber Nova puts her Women’s National title on the line against Su Yim!!! Let’s get right back to the action and join Harvey Weinstein as he introduces both of the competitors!!!
For the Women’s National Championship
Amber Nova © vs Su Yim
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the Women’s National Championship!!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 115 lbs., this is… Su Yim!!!
[ Some fans cheer her as she walks out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Black Thunder” by the HU sends chills down everyone’s spines. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Here comes the warrior Su Yim, Caristico. She is fresh off a serious neck injury and she has been propelled right into a title match against one of the baddest women on the roster.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim had to beat all the odds to get to this point. She had to come back from a broken neck... win her very first match back after that injury to keep her roster spot against a powerful wrestler in Shanna Furguson. This lady keeps defying the odds.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring accompanied by Paul Heyman; she weighs in at 101 lbs., she is a two-time Women’s World Champion and the current Women’s National Champion, this is… “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt alongside her manager Paul Heyman who cradles the Women’s National title in his hands. She flaunts herself off as she struts down to the ring and climbs in raising both titles high overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here’s the two-time Women’s World Champion and also the current Women’s National Champion Amber Nova. Amber is coming off a great win at Diamonds are Forever where she defeated the Queen of the Ring Millie McKenzie.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s right Phil, it was a hard-fought match but in the end; Amber proved to be too much for her. Tonight, against Su Yim; she looks for a bit of revenge for when she lost to Su back on July first.
[ The bell rings and Amber Nova shows no respect for Su Yim as she slaps her right across the face. Su Yim rubs her cheek, and then punches Amber Nova in the jaw. Su Yim whips Amber Nova into the ropes Amber Nova misses with a shoulderblock and Amber Nova goes for a springboard spear, but Su Yim counters it with a kneelift to the face. Su Yim nails Amber Nova with a rolling cutter. Su Yim goes for an armdrag takedown, but Amber Nova counters it with a Fujiwara armbar, but Su Yim makes it to the ropes. Amber Nova climbs to the top rope going for a frog splash, but Su Yim rolls out of the way. Su Yim hits a Meteora on Amber Nova. Su Yim rolls Amber up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Su Yim is on a roll right now as she took advantage of that missed spear and followed it up with a number of moves leading up to this quick two count!!!
[ Su Yim locks Amber Nova in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Amber Nova quickly makes it to the ropes. Su Yim hits the 6-1-9 on Amber Nova. Su Yim whips Amber Nova into the ropes and Su Yim drives a lariat into Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for a top rope missile dropkick, but Amber Nova steps out of the way and Su Yim crashes to the mat. Amber Nova tries for a springboard bulldog, but Su Yim steps out of the way. Su Yim drives a chop into Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a clothesline into Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a high knee into Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a standing dropkick onto Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a rolling cutter on Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a dropkick from the second rope on Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for a ripcord cutter on Amber Nova, but Amber Nova counters it and puts Su Yim in a sleeperhold. Su Yim desperately reaches out and grabs the ropes. Amber Nova goes for an Exploder suplex, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim hits a springboard bulldog on Amber Nova. Su Yim kicks Amber Nova. Su Yim hits Amber Nova. Su Yim chops Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a basement dropkick to the knee of Amber Nova. Su Yim sends Amber Nova into the ropes and Amber Nova levels Su Yim with a shoulderblock. Amber Nova quickly covers Su Yim as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Amber doesn’t have much weight behind that move, put she puts her hips into it giving it tremendous pop that just leveled Su Yim!!!
[ Amber Nova climbs to the top rope and hits an Asai moonsault onto Su Yim. Amber rolls Su Yim up again as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her foot on the bottom rope. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We can’t stress enough how important it is to know where you are in the ring at all times. Su Yim knew exactly where she was and was able to get her foot on the ropes to break the count!!!
[ Amber Nova hits a standing dropkick onto Su Yim. Amber Nova attempts a Texas Cloverleaf, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim hits a monkey flip on Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for an Exploder suplex, but Amber Nova blocks it. Amber Nova goes for a corner forearm smash, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Su Yim chops Amber Nova. Su Yim hits Amber Nova. Su Yim chops Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for a high knee, but Amber Nova ducks out of the way. Amber Nova kicks Su Yim. Amber Nova punches Su Yim. Amber Nova whips Su Yim into the ropes and levels Su Yim with a spinning heel kick. Amber Nova is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – My God there is so much fight in this young woman she just doesn’t know when to quit!!! Amber Nova looks pissed right now!!!
[ Amber Nova bitches to the referee about a slow count as Su Yim staggers to her feet and stumbles into the corner. Amber Nova drives a corner forearm smash into Su Yim. Amber Nova delivers an Exploder suplex on Su Yim. Amber Nova nails Su Yim with a Meteora. Amber rolls Su Yim up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim barely gets her shoulder up in time!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber is beside her self as she’s ripping her hair out of her head in frustration!!!
[ Amber Nova uses an arm grapevine submission on Su Yim. Su Yim inches her way towards the ropes and grabs them. Amber Nova attempts a standing moonsault, but Su Yim gets her knees up. Su Yim hits a top rope twisting moonsault onto Amber Nova!!! Su Yim rolls Amber up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That failed standing moonsault opened the door for Su Yim to hit that moonsault of her own but it wasn’t enough to put Amber away!!! There’s still fight left in the champion!!!
[ Su Yim attempts a high knee, but Amber Nova ducks out of the way. Amber Nova whips Su Yim into the turnbuckle. Amber Nova runs into the ropes but Su Yim uses a monkey flip on Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a fist to the midsection of Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a Russian legsweep on Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a European uppercut into Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a basement dropkick to the knee of Amber Nova. Su Yim is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Su Yim just kicked the door wide open and she’s pouring it on right now trying to put the champion away!!!
[ Su Yim drives a lariat into the back of Amber Nova’s head. Su Yim covers Amber Nova as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man that lariat to the back of Ambers head really stunned her. I am shocked that wasn’t it right there!!!
[ Su Yim runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Amber Nova. Su Yim delivers a superkick into Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a jumping pump kick into Amber Nova. Su Yim uses an armdrag takedown on Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a chop into Amber Nova. Su Yim attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Amber Nova counters it with a sit-down powerbomb!!! Amber hooks Su Yim for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her foot on the bottom rope. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a sit-down powerbomb by Amber Nova that had to rock the surgically repaired neck of Su Yim!!!
[ Amber Nova goes for an Asai moonsault on Su Yim, but she gets her knees up. Su Yim rolls Amber up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a brutal match we are watching tonight as both women are throwing everything that they have at each other!!! You can’t tell me that Amber ever thought Su Yim was going to wrestle this kind of match?
[ Su Yim hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Amber Nova. Su Yim crawls over and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This is amazing folks!!! We are nearing the halfway point of the match and both women look utterly exhausted right now!!!
[ Su Yim goes for it all as she attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but Amber Nova grabs her and powerslams her to the mat. Amber Nova runs into the ropes and drives a lariat onto Su Yim. Amber Nova hits a missile dropkick from the second rope on Su Yim. Amber Nova attempts a lariat, but Su Yim counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Amber inches her way towards the ropes and grabs them. Su Yim hits an Exploder suplex on Amber Nova. Su Yim covers Amber Nova as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber barely gets her shoulder up in time!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a back and forth match we are witnessing right now as each woman has a tremendous amount of fight in each of them!!!
[ Su Yim hits a basement clothesline on Amber Nova. Su Yim goes to the top rope attempting a twisting somersault splash, but Amber Nova gets her knees up. Amber Nova hits a jumping knee strike on Su Yim. Amber Nova locks Su Yim in a sleeperhold, but Su Yim frantically manages to grab the ropes. Amber Nova uses an armdrag takedown on Su Yim. Amber Nova hits a spinning backbreaker on Su Yim. Amber Nova goes to the top rope and attempts a twisting moonsault, but Su Yim rolls out of the way. Amber Nova springs to her feet and drives a springboard spear into Su Yim. Amber Nova chops Su Yim. Amber Nova punches Su Yim. Su Yim punches Amber Nova. Amber Nova kicks Su Yim. Su Yim kicks Amber Nova. Amber Nova hits Su Yim. Su Yim hits Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for a springboard cutter, but Amber Nova counters it with an inverted DDT!!! Amber Nova motions that it’s over as she hits the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Su Yim!!! Amber Nova smiles as she covers Su Yim and Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:12:44
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still Women’s National Champion, Amber Nova!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a great match both of these women wrestled tonight. I can’t say how grateful I am to have both of these women wrestle here in the Empire!!!
[ Amber motions toward Harvey for the mic and he hands it to her through the ropes. The referee helps Su Yim out of the ring as Amber grins down at her beaten opponent. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion and also Women’s National Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – That’s right, get your ass out of my ring!!!
[ The crowd boos as Amber leans against the ropes smiling as she watches Su Yim struggle to walk back up the ramp. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion and also Women’s National Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Is this the best you got? Is this it? Oh wait... Gail signed a match for me to defend my Women’s World title against Kiera Hogan on Afterburn!!!
[ Amber looks right into the camera. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion and also Women’s National Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Gail, lightbulb moment bitch; I’m the best you got and all you’re doing is feeding the monster!!! I’ll take Kiera, chew her up and spit her ass back out!!! Who has she beaten to get this title shot? Nobody!!! You’re desperate Gail and everyone can see it!!! You keep throwing women at me and I keep taking them down!!!
[ The crowd boos the shit out of her. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion and also Women’s National Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Shut the fuck up!!! You all know it’s true!!! Why have a women’s division at all if this is the best you can do? We might as well retire these belts right now and enshrine me into the Hall of Fame!!! Why waste everyone’s time!!! I am the best women’s wrestler to ever step into an Empire ring!!!
[ Suddenly, the crowd explodes to their feet as “Ruby Soho” by Rancid explodes across the arena as Empire legend Lady Edge storms out onto the stage looking pretty pissed off!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s... that’s former Ladies champion Lady Edge!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What is she doing here?
[ Amber drops the mic to the mat and motions for Lady Edge to get her ass in the ring. Suddenly, Gail Kim rushes out from the back and holds Lady Edge back from getting into a fight with Amber. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, what an explosive situation we have right now, but we’re out of time!!! We will see you Thursday night!!!
To be continued...
Monday Night September 13th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening, folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Folks, it’s great to see you all back here tonight as we are just one week removed from one of the biggest Pay Per View events of the year where we saw three huge title changes as Legacy ruled the night, or should I say; Shane McMahon ruled the night as he used his power to get Legacy their title shots.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Let’s not bad mouth Shane McMahon, alright. I don’t want Legacy coming down on us so let’s just focus on tonight as we have seven amazing matches and we are headlined by Amber Nova defending her Women’s National title against the returning Su Yim!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This match all came about when Su Yim was being interviewed on Afterburn and Amber shot her mouth off. In the ensuing argument, the new General Manager of the Women’s Division Gail Kim stepped in and decided that Su Yim did get screwed over and she granted her a title shot tonight. What an amazing opportunity for Su Yim tonight and just imagine if she could beat Amber yet again? The place would erupt!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – In Six-man tag team action, the Stable Wars tournament continues as the newly formed team of Edge Legacy steps into the ring tonight to face the ever-devious Cartel led by Tito Escobar.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Cartel has to be the favorites coming into tonight’s match and this is going to be tough enough for these three kids who found themselves caught in the middle of a two-pronged war with the Bullet Club on one side and Legacy on the other with Tank and his young team caught smack dab in the middle. I’m afraid Stable Wars will only add fuel to the fire!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I really think we are just one incident away from a full-scale war in this company. In other action tonight, we will see the debut of the newest Women’s Tag Team known as the Mean Girls. What do we know about them?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We know that they’re mean... and they’re girls... no just kidding guys. The Mean Girls have been ripping up the Indy Scene for about a year now and they think it’s their time to shine on the biggest stage of all and that’s the Empire. Let’s see what they can do as they go head on against the Women’s World Tag Team Champions.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can’t wait to see what these women can do. In other action, we are going to see the Guerillas of Destiny take on Yomi-no-Kuni in what should be a war within itself.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico - With new World Tag Team Champions, there’s a mad scramble to see who will take on Legacy at the pay per view. It really could be any one of the four top seeds and that includes these two teams tonight. A win will go a long way for both teams if they want to lock down a pay per view title match.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It seems the last thing on Legacy’s mind right now is the pay per view as we saw last week, Messiah was attacked in the men’s room by Psycho Messiah; but that’s a whole other story. Speaking of Psycho Messiah, he is back in action tonight taking on Steve Scott after losing his Television title to the unlikely Diamond Dallas Page who literally had one match going into the pay per view.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I guess one win gets you into the lottery, but it still doesn’t sit well with me because we all know Shane screwed over the entire roster. Just look how many matches Legacy were in that night. It was a complete set-up, top to bottom. The only match that was legit was Tank’s match.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, you need to calm down before Shane comes out here and fires you. I don’t want to see anything bad happen to you. Let’s just stay on point buddy and focus on tonight’s card... for example we are going to see our old broadcast buddy Courtney Cox in action as she takes on another young up and coming talent in Aoife Valkyrie.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – For you I will calm down. Courtney has been on a great roll so far, but sooner or later she’s going to face someone that’s going to ground her and take her to school. Tonight, might just be that night. Aoife is a world of talent and she just might be the one that stops Courtney’s streak.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing night of action buddy and we are about to kick things off with singles action as Kahagas takes on STIXX!!! Let’s go to the ring where our very own Harvey Weinstein is ready for tonight’s introductions!!!
Kahagas vs STIXX
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 235 lbs., he is… STIXX!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The last time these two men collided, STIXX walked out with the countout victory when STIXX power bombed Kahagas into the third row of fans!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This guy’s got crazy power, but obviously he has no idea how to focus al that power. When he learns that, he’s going to a five-tool wrestler.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs.; he is… “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Tokyo Monster” makes his way down to the ring and climbs in!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Kahagas comes into this match ranked as the number one contender to DDP’s TV title, even though Chandler Hopkins is in line for the next title shot.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, it seems to me that Shane’s trying to protect his boys in Legacy as none of them are taking matches between now and the pay per view. If Kahagas can win tonight, he has to be next in line no matter who pulls out the win at Stables Wars.
[ Just as the referee is ready to call for the bell, “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson storms out on stage and marches his ass down to the ring. ]
[ The crowd boos Mike as the referee asks what the hell he’s doing. Mike asks for a mic and Harvey reluctantly hands him one. Mike puts his hand up asking the referee to just give him a minute... ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So if you’ve been living under some damn rock, last week as me and my boys were leaving the arena my best friend had to take a shit. As he was taking said shit, he was attacked in the frigging men’s room with a steel frigging chair!!! That chair shot busted my best friend wide open and gave him a grade three concussion. Now he’s home with his wife and kids with eight stitches on his god damn head!!!
[ The crowd cheers as they hear Simmons is suffering. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Something tells me that Simmons and Thompson are not fan favorites here in Maine.
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now my boy may have gotten his clocked cleaned, but what he did do was get a real good look at the man that attacked him. Psycho Messiah, you want a pound of flesh? Well, I want to beat your ass within an inch of your life!!! Now get your ass out here!!!
[ Crazy Man waits as he looks up the rampway hoping Psycho Messiah will come out to the ring. The referee tries to ask Mike to leave the ring again, but he again puts his hand up shutting the referee up.]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Psycho shit head, I’ll ask one more time. Get your ass out here and face me like a man, or I’ll come back there and find you!!!
[ Again, Crazy Man looks back up the ramp waiting for Psycho Messiah to come out, but he doesn’t. STIXX walks over to Mike and puts his hand on the champions shoulder asking him to get the hell out of the ring. Crazy Man looks at his shoulder where STIXX’s hand is firmly planted and grins evilly. ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Boy, I’m going to give you three seconds to get that hand off my shoulder or you’re going to regret it.
[ STIXX takes his hand off Crazy Man’s shoulder and backs off with his hands in the air. ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Alright, I see how this is going to go. You can have your little match here. I’ll just take this to the back and find Psycho Fuck Face myself.
[ Crazy Man tosses Harvey the mic and he steps between the ropes and drops to the floor never taking his eyes off of STIXX as he back peddles slowly up the ramp. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We can finally get this match underway as Crazy Man is slowly making his way to the back.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. STIXX attempts an eye gouge, but Kahagas blocks it. Kahagas runs into the ropes and STIXX goes for a standing dropkick, but Kahagas ducks out of the way and STIXX crashes to the mat. Kahagas bounds up to the top turnbuckle and hits STIXX with a twisting somersault splash!!! Kahagas goes for a basement dropkick, but STIXX rolls out of the way and Kahagas crashes to the mat. STIXX rolls Kahagas up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Kahagas kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Kahagas had STIXX reeling for a second there, but the big man saw that basement dropkick coming and he got out of the way just in time. Kahagas had the right idea, but wasn’t quite quick enough.
[ STIXX launches Kahagas into the ropes, but Kahagas manages to grab them and stop his momentum. STIXX charges at him and Kahagas drops down pulling the ropes with him allowing STIXX to tumble over them and crash to the floor. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, STIXX crashed hard to the floor.
[ Crazy Man sees STIXX laying on the floor stunned and he grins as he walks over toward him. The referee warns Crazy Man not to get involved, and Mike smiles as he stands over STIXX with his hands in the air telling he wont touch STIXX. Kahagas walks over and distracts the referee and Crazy Man snaps into action as he hits STIXX with the Crazy Driver (Death Valley Driver) onto the steel ringsteps!!! Crazy Man screams in STIXX’s face... ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You want to touch me? You want to put your hands on me? Do you have any clue who the fuck I am? Do you know what I had to go through to build this company? The blood I’ve spilt? The bodies I have piled up? Consider this your one warning shot!!!
[ Crazy Man rolls STIXX back into the ring as Kahagas is going for the cover and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:01:46
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Kahagas!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I was hoping for more of a match, but thanks to that psychopathy Mike Thompson, he made it pretty easy for Kahagas to pick the bones of STIXX and...
[ Simmons dives into the ring, spins Kahagas around and hits Kahagas with the Crazy Driver (Death Valley Driver)!!! Crazy Man reaches through the ropes and demands the mic back and Harvey hands him it... ]
One Half of the World Tag Team Champions and Empire Hall of Famer “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Psycho fucker, I gave you two damn choices. You could have done it the easy way, or the hard way. You chose the hard way mother fucker and I’m coming for you!!!
[ Simmons slams the mic to the mat and storms out of the ring. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Crazy Man is not the kind of guy you want to piss off. If I was Psycho Messiah, I would think twice about wrestling tonight. There will be hell to pay for what he did to Simmons. Trust me.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, I am being told that we have a special video package from Tank Edge and his boys. Let’s watch.
[ We are in the arena when suddenly a video starts playing and we focus on that... ]
Narrative voice-over - Sensha-Gun, the legendary Japanese stable has been making waves in the Empire the last few months with the return of “The Ring General” Tank Edge and his right-hand man, Godzilla Sanchez. First, we met his lieutenants Rasputin Ito and the Shinigami Shogun but now we meet the ones that came from his privates... Conner and Maverick; the Edge Legacy!!!
[ The video cuts to clips of Conner lifting weights, suddenly he's in the ring and we're treated to footage of him destroying his opponents. ]
Narrative voice-over - Conner can do it all. High flying, mat wrestling, hardcore you name it and this Texas born owner of a horse ranch will do it all in the ring.
[ The video then switches to Maverick riding a Harley on an airport runway. Next, he's standing next to a plane and we find out he's been doing the narration. ]
Maverick Edge - And I'm Maverick Edge. I'm a Harley riding, airplane flying (the video shows footage of him flying a fighter jet) all around kick ass dude. And I'm here in the Empire to have some fun.
[ “Playing with the boys” by Kenny Loggins comes on and we're treated to a montage of Godzilla and Maverick playing volleyball shirtless in daisy Duke shorts. It's intercut with them posing all oiled up on the beach, surfing, flirting with chicks, riding motorcycles, fishing off a pier, very nonsensical stuff. The camera suddenly goes backstage as Tank and Connor are watching the video and face palming while Maverick and Godzilla seem extremely happy with it. ]
Maverick Edge - Man Unc, I'm so happy you paid for this out of pocket... Shane seemed downright pissed we asked.
The United States Heavyweight Champion and Empire Hall of Famer “The Ring General” Tank Edge - I paid for this shit? How's that even possible?
Godzilla Sanchez - I mean you left your wallet in your locker with only one lock on it were anyone could play with it till they cracked the code. How was I not supposed to take that as a use my credit card?
The United States Heavyweight Champion and Empire Hall of Famer “The Ring General” Tank Edge - (turning to Connor) Did you know about this?
Connor Edge - Know about it? I'm ashamed my name was used in it.
Maverick Edge - Come on guys, where's your sense of fun?
The United States Heavyweight Champion and Empire Hall of Famer “The Ring General” Tank Edge - Your dad had a sense of fun. How many years does he have left on his sentence?
Maverick Edge - How many years is two life sentences?
[ Tank shakes his head and walks off followed by Connor. ]
Godzilla Sanchez - Don't worry... that means he really liked it.
[ Yumi no Kuni enter the scene. ]
Rasputin Ito - I can't believe I've lost matches to you guys.
Godzilla Sanchez - Who are you? I'm Godzilla Sanchez, pieces.
[ Yumi no Kuni just walk off. ]
Maverick Edge - Must be a Sagittarius.
[ Godzilla shrugs at the show swings back to Phillip and Caristico ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Every time these guys open their mouths I cringe as to what they are about to say.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Did Maverick just say his dad was serving two life sentences? What the hell did he do? Kill someone?
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time to get serious as the ladies take the stage with Aoife Valkyrie taking on our good friend Courtney Cox. Both of these women are looking to build on their pay per view victories. Let’s head back to the ring.
Aoife Valkyrie vs Courtney Cox
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 130lbs, this is... Aoife Valkyrie!!!
[ The crowd pops as “The Final Sacrifice” by Ivan Bertolla explodes across the arena and Aoife Valkyrie walks out on stage. She slowly makes her way down to the ring and sits on the middle rope crossing her legs with a smile on her face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Aoife is coming off a very good win at Diamonds are Forever where she outlasted all the other women to regain her roster spot.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What was more amazing was that it came down to her and her tag team partner at the end of the match and it was Aoife that was able to take Debbie out. Let’s see how she does in her very fist singles match.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 110 lbs, this is Courtney Cox!!!
[ The fans cheer Courtney Cox on as “Make me smile” by Louise Dowd & Jason Tarver rocks the arena and she makes her way down to the ring with a big smile on her face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Courtney comes into this match with an absolutely incredible win over Gabby Jetson in under thirty seconds with a small package from out of nowhere.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Gabby had no idea that small package was coming. She was so hell bent on beating the shit out of Courtney she lost focus and got her ass pinned. Incredible.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Valkyrie sends Courtney into the turnbuckles and drives a corner forearm smash into her. Valkyrie goes for an armdrag takedown, but Courtney Cox reverses it and Valkyrie re-reverses it and attempts a sleeperhold, but Courtney Cox counters it with a jaw breaker. Courtney Cox drives a Discus lariat into Valkyrie. Courtney Cox drives a fist to the midsection of Valkyrie. Courtney Cox drives a European uppercut into Valkyrie. Courtney Cox hits a side slam on Valkyrie as she goes for the cover and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Aoife started off fast, but when Courtney hit that jaw breaker Aoife just couldn’t shake it off.
[ Courtney Cox uses an armbar takedown on Valkyrie. Courtney Cox puts Valkyrie in a side headlock and Valkyrie is valiantly trying to break the hold. Valkyrie finally manages to grab the ropes. Courtney Cox nails Valkyrie with a high knee.
Courtney Cox goes for a back elbow, but Valkyrie ducks out of the way and uses a springboard armdrag on Courtney Cox. Valkyrie goes for an enzuigiri, but Courtney Cox steps out of the way and Aoife crashes to the mat. Courtney Cox drives a punt kick to the face of Valkyrie. Courtney Cox rolls Valkyrie up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Aoife kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a huge kick by Courtney Cox right to the face of Aoife that snapped Aoife’s head right back!!!
[ Courtney Cox drives a Shining Wizard into Valkyrie. Courtney Cox runs into the ropes and drives a high knee into Valkyrie. Aoife is on spaghetti legs as Courtney Cox nails her with an enzuigiri. Courtney Cox hits a Cradle piledriver on Valkyrie and rolls her up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Aoife kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a match Courtney is wrestling tonight as she hasn’t given Aoife and inch in this match.
[ Courtney Cox measures Aoife up and hits her with a diving Meteora. Courtney rolls Aoife up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Aoife kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Aoife needs to take a breather to get her shit straight before this match ends as quickly as it started!!!
[ Valkyrie springs to her feet. Valkyrie executes a DDT against Courtney Cox. Valkyrie nails Courtney Cox with a standing moonsault. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Aoife desperately reaches out and grabs the bottom rope!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Talk about being in the perfect spot for Aoife to be able to grab the ropes at the very last second!!!
[ Courtney pulls Aoife away from the ropes and locks on the Sweet Dreams (Cobra Clutch)!!! Aoife is desperately trying to get to the ropes, but Courtney drops down to the mat locking her legs around Aoife until the pain is too much and Aoife taps out!!! ]
Time of match: 0:04:06
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, Courtney Cox!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Courtney wrestled an almost perfect match tonight and Aoife could never recover right out of the gate when she got hit with that jaw breaker. Great win for Courtney, but an equally disappointing match for Aoife Valkyrie.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s not hope that Aoife has a glass jaw because everyone is going to pin point that part of her and exploit it. She could have a very short-lived career here in the Empire unless she can shake off that stigma.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, I am getting word that Gail Kim is standing by with Maxwell Shaw and she has an update for us on the condition of Jessika Havok. Let’s listen in to what she has to say. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a very serious looking Gail Kim. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Gail, thank you for joining me tonight; we hear you have an update on the current condition of Havok?
The new Women’s General Manager Gail Kim – That’s right Max. As we all watched last week on Afterburn, Havok suffered a terrible injury to her right leg that required her to get medical attention at a local hospital. Upon arrive, we were informed that she suffered a torn Achilles tendon and will be out of action for about six to eight weeks depending on how she heals.
Maxwell Shaw – That is terrible news for Havok and Bloody Mary who were climbing the rankings and doing all the right things to earn themselves a title shot.
[ Just then, the Heartbreakers (Nattie Neidhart, Shotzi Blackheart and Indi Hartwell) walk onto the set with smiles on their faces. ]
Nattie Neidhart – Gail, it’s so good to see you.
[ Gail Kim smiles as she looks at the three women who just interrupted her segment. ]
The new Women’s General Manager Gail Kim – Nattie... Indi... Shotzi... what can I do for you?
[ Nattie smiles at her... ]
Nattie Neidhart – What we want Gail is the same treatment that you gave Su Yim.
[ Gail looks confused. ]
The new Women’s General Manager Gail Kim – The same treatment? Do you think I gave Su Yim some sort of special treatment?
[ Nattie looks shocked that Gail would say that. ]
Nattie Neidhart – Of course not. I would never accuse you of preferential treatment. But we would like to ask you for is a World Tag Team title shot against S.E.X. at Stable Wars. Based on your own ranking system, there is no way any other women’s tag team can pass us in the rankings even if we lose our next two matches prior to the pay per view. You have to admit, we are deserving of that shot.
[ Gail pauses to think it over for a second... ]
The new Women’s General Manager Gail Kim – You know what Nattie, I agree that the three of you are on one hell of a roll right now. So yes, I’m going to grant you your title shot at Stable Wars. Good luck ladies.
[ The Heartbreakers celebrate as they walk off the set and the show flips back to Caristico and Phillip at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, another huge match has just been signed for Stable Wars as the Women’s World Tag Team titles will be on the line as S.E.X. defends their titles against the powerhouse trio of the Heartbreakers.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Heartbreakers signed a short-term deal until January first with one goal in mind and that’s becoming the Women’s World Tag Team Champions. They have climbed the ladder and now they finally get their first shot at the straps with about three and a half months remaining on their current deal. Stable Wars could be their crowning moment for this tough team.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Speaking of the Women’s World Tag Team Champions, we are slated to see them in action later tonight against the newest tag team to sign on with us in the Mean Girls, but right now we are going to see Psycho Messiah take on Steve Scott. Both men are coming off disappointing losses at Lethal Lottery and look to rebound tonight. Let’s get back to the action!!!
Psycho Messiah vs Steve Scott
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 210 lbs, this is… Psycho Messiah!!!
[ The sold-out crowd roars out with a mixture of cheers and boos as Psycho Messiah walks down to the ring to “The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson. He climbs into the ring and poses on the second turnbuckle raising his arms overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Here comes Psycho Messiah Caristico and he looks pretty pissed off tonight, and it seems all that rage is laser focused on Shane McMahon and his Legacy goons.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – In my opinion, nobody got screwed over more than Messiah did at the pay per view. Shane had Messiah in his sights for weeks, maybe months and it all came crashing down when Diamond Dallas Page aligned himself with Legacy and took the TV title from Messiah.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at weight of 200 lbs.; this is… “Bloodlust” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around him as he makes his way to the ring and climbs in!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Steve Scott had a huge opportunity as Lethal Lottery when he went up against Tank for the United States Heavyweight title.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – To me, it was the only match at the pay per view that actually made sense to me. But at the end of the day Tank proved to be that much better than Steve... at least on that night. I don’t believe Steve’s story is over yet.
[ They lock up and Steve Scott sends Messiah into the ropes and hits a Spanish Fly on Psycho Messiah, but Psycho Messiah springs to his feet like it never affected him!!! Messiah hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Steve Scott. Messiah catches Steve Scott in a guillotine choke. Steve Scott is valiantly trying to break the hold. Steve Scott is struggling to reach the ropes. Steve Scott frantically grabs the ropes. Psycho Messiah hits a backbreaker on Steve Scott. Psycho Messiah takes Steve Scott down with a bodyslam. Psycho Messiah drives a spear into Steve Scott. Psycho Messiah goes for a football tackle, but Steve Scott counters it with a choke sleeper. Psycho Messiah is valiantly trying to break the hold. Psycho Messiah is inching his way towards the ropes. Psycho Messiah is valiantly trying to break the hold. Psycho Messiah is writhing in pain. Yali Sapphire asks Psycho Messiah if he's still there. Psycho Messiah nods. Psycho Messiah is inching his way towards the ropes and grabs them forcing Steve Scott to let go. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Messiah got off to a quick start in this match, but Steve quickly turned things around as he countered that football tackle into a sleeper hold. Messiah was lucky to be so close to the ropes.
[ The crowd pops as Mike Thompson storms down to the ring armed with a steel chair!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is going to be good. Psycho Messiah has no clue Crazy Man is making his way down to the ring.
[ Steve Scott whips Psycho Messiah into the ropes and Mike Thompson pulls down the top rope sending Psycho Messiah crashing to the floor. Yali Sapphire demands Mike Thompson leave the ringside area. Yali Sapphire starts her count ...1 ...2 ...Crazy Man swings his steel chair at Messiah, but Psycho Man ducks out of the way and Crazy Man connects with the steel ringpost!!! ...3 ...4 ...Crazy Man drops the steel chair and starts thrashing his hands about trying to shake off the pain ...5 ...6 ...!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That had to sting!!!
[ The crowd goes bananas as Messiah picks up the steel chair and bashes Crazy Man in the back with it!!! ...7 ...8 ...Messiah then grabs ahold of Crazy Man and hits the Dead at Dawn (Sit-out Reverse DVD) onto the steel chair ...9 ...10!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Whatever plan Thompson had planned, it sure as hell just backfired right in his face!!!
[ The referee calls for the bell as he just counted Messiah out!!! ]
Time of match: 0:02:40
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by count-out, Steve Scott!!!
[ Psycho Messiah storms over to Harvey and rips the mic from his hands... ]
Psycho Messiah – Shane McMahon, that’s two!!! When I said I wanted a pound of flesh, I never meant your boys; but I’ll take whatever I can get. No, no, no Shane-O-Mac, the pound of flesh I want is from you!!!
[ Psycho Messiah leans very close into the camera... ]
Psycho Messiah - Fear the Reaper!!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Messiah lost another match thanks to Legacy, but I don’t think he really cares as he picks them apart one by one!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – He surely has attracted their attention and I don’t think in a good way. I hope this kid knows what he’s doing because Shane can make his life miserable/
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s go to the back where Maxwell Shaw is standing by with tonight’s winner; Courtney Cox!!!
[ The videotron comes on as it shows a very happy Courtney Cox standing next to backstage interviewer Maxwell Shaw. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Courtney, first off congratulations on your big win tonight.
Courtney “Loves” Cox – Thank you Max, and might I say you’re doing a great job replacing me.
Maxwell Shaw – Let me tell you, I had big shoes to fill. Getting back to your match tonight, did you ever think it would have gone as easy at it did. Aoife is a very talented wrestler.
Courtney “Loves” Cox – She’s a great wrestler. I hit her early with that jaw breaker and I could see her eyes glaze over and...
[ Just then, she’s interrupted by the newest tag team in the Empire, Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay; the Mean Girls!!! ]
Jessica McKay – Cassie, look... it’s that girl from that feel good story; “From rags to riches”!!!
[ They get a good laugh at Courtney’s expense. ]
Cassie Lee – No, no, no I thought it was “Another Cinderella Story”?
[ You can see Courtney starting to get angry. ]
Courtney “Loves” Cox – What do you two want now? This is my time.
Jessica McKay – What we want is for you to get to stepping... the adults are talking.
Cassie Lee – That’s right. Isn’t it past your bedtime little girl?
[ Cassie and Jessica push Courtney off the set as they inch closer to Maxwell who looks uncomfortable. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Ladies...
Jessica McKay – That’s right Maxwell, and don’t you ever forget it. Now before you show everyone your IQ, let me save you from embarrassing yourself and just get right to the point. S.E.X. Queens, tonight is the end of the road for you two dried up whores. Tonight, the two of you go back to being full time porn stars and stop pretending to be wrestlers.
Cassie Lee – Spice... Katie Forbes... you may think we’re being mean or cruel... well ladies we just believe in speaking the truth... and this division is tired of wondering if they are going to get crabs!!! Let’s face it, nobody wants to get herpes!!! It’s time to do what the two of you do the best... and that’s crawl back to Bang Bros, Porn Hub or whatever company you crawled out from on your hands and knees and do what you do best and beg for your job back!!!
Jessica McKay – See you soon bitches!!!
[ The show swings back to Phillip and Caristico at the ringside announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I would like to make a disclaimer that the Empire has no idea if Spice or Katie Forbes has ever had or currently had Crabs or Herpes. I can state for a fact that all our wrestlers are subject to periodic physicals.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Nice save Phil. Way to protect the company’s ass.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I just want to make sure that everyone understands that the comments of the Mean Girls do not reflect the Empire’s views in any way. Folks, let’s stay clear of that and focus on our next match as we are about to see Yomi-no-Kuni take on the former World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny!!! Harvey, it’s all yours buddy.
Yomi-no-Kuni vs Guerillas of Destiny
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 lbs., Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito, they are… Yomi-no-Kuni!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena and the two Japanese superstars make their way down to the ring followed by the legend Tank Edge who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Yomi-no-Kuni come into this match with a two and oh record and currently ranked number two in the World Tag Team title rankings. A win tonight show allow them to leapfrog over the also undefeated Zealots and earn them a title shot against Legacy at least for now.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a log jam at the top of the rankings because a loss by any of these teams could drop them right out of title contention. Every match is so important right now as we head toward Stable Wars.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents!!! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Travis Blake and Paul Heyman, weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the former World Tag Team Champions, Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga; they are… the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storm down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and posing on the ropes as Heyman and Travis stay on the floor... Travis never taking his beady little eyes off of Tank with a shit eating grin on his face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here are the former World Tag Team Champions led to the ring by their “Special Council” Paul Heyman and their ring leader, “The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake. They come into tonight’s match with an eleven and four record and ranked number three right behind their opponents.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If the Guerillas can pick up a win tonight, they will jump right into the number two spot while it will drop Yomi-nu-Kuni down to the number three basically flipping positions with these two Japanese superstars.
[ The bell rings and Ito drives Tama to the mat with a massive clothesline. Rasputin Ito hits a Muscle Buster on Tama Tonga. Rasputin Ito tries for a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Tama Tonga counters it with a back body drop. Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa hit Rasputin Ito with a double splash. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga hits a release German suplex on Rasputin Ito. Tama Tonga climbs to the top rope and hits a splash on Rasputin Ito with a quick cover as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Ito kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These two powerhouse teams are not wasting any time tonight as they are going right at each other with little wasted effort.
[ Tama Tonga drives a spear into Rasputin Ito. Tama Tonga sends Rasputin Ito into the turnbuckle, but Rasputin Ito reverses it and he rams shoulder-first into the corner. Rasputin Ito tags out to Shinigami Shogun. Shinigami Shogun takes Tama Tonga down with a Cradle DDT as he hooks his leg and Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tama kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a devastating DDT by Shogun planting Tama right on the crown of his head!!! That’s got to leave the big man stunned.
[ Shinigami Shogun complains to the referee about a slow count and Tama Tonga takes advantage of the momentary distraction as he drives a knee into the back of Shinigami Shogun. Tama Tonga tags out to Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga whip Shinigami Shogun into the ropes and they hit Shinigami Shogun with a double back body drop. Tama Tonga leaves the ring. Tanga Loa locks a boot choke against the ropes on Shinigami Shogun as Ken Peterson warns Tanga Loa to let go. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Tanga lets go before getting disqualified!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The last thing the Guerillas need right now is to get disqualified as they are this close to getting another title shot.
[ Tanga Loa hits a pumphandle powerbomb on Shinigami Shogun with a roll-up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shogun kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That massive powerbomb nearly shattered the spine of Shogun as he writhers on the mat clutching the back of his head in pain.
[ Tanga Loa runs into the ropes and hits Shinigami Shogun with a basement drop kick. Tanga Loa is going for another pin as he uses the ropes for leverage and Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...but the referee sees it and stops the count!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a destructive drop kick by the big Samoan that nearly took Shogun’s head clean off!!!
[ Ken Peterson threatens Tanga Loa with disqualification, but Tanga ignores him and hits a Shining Wizard on Shinigami Shogun. Tanga Loa goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with an Inverted DDT!!! Shinigami Shogun nails Tanga Loa with his own Shining Wizard as he covers Tanga Loa. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tanga kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Shogun has been in this match for a while now. He needs to tag out to Ito.
[ Shinigami Shogun attempts a Muscle Buster, but Tanga Loa blocks it. Tanga Loa open hand chops Shinigami Shogun. Tanga Loa goes for a European uppercut, but Shinigami Shogun ducks out of the way. Rasputin Ito enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito whip Tanga Loa into the ropes Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito and they hit Tanga Loa with a double clothesline. Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito send Tanga into the ropes and hit him with a double bodyslam. Rasputin Ito leaves the ring. Shinigami Shogun runs into the ropes, but Tanga Loa drives a dropkick to the knee of Shinigami Shogun. Tanga Loa drives an uppercut into Shinigami Shogun. Tanga Loa runs into the ropes but Shinigami Shogun hits Tanga Loa with a clothesline. Shinigami Shogun drives a chop into Tanga Loa. Shinigami Shogun hits a cradle suplex on Tanga Loa. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Rasputin Ito. Rasputin Ito and Shinigami Shogun whip Tanga Loa into the ropes and they hit Tanga Loa with a double elbowsmash. Rasputin Ito and Shinigami Shogun whip Tanga Loa into the ropes and they hit Tanga Loa with a double back body drop. Shinigami Shogun leaves the ring. Rasputin Ito hits a missile dropkick on Tanga Loa. Rasputin Ito drives a fist to the midsection of Tanga Loa. Rasputin Ito runs into the ropes and Tanga Loa hits Rasputin Ito with a spinning back elbow. Tanga Loa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Ito gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – There’s nothing fancy or pretty about this match at all. It’s like we are watching two bison clashing over who’s going to get the right to mate with a female!!!
[ Tanga Loa runs into the ropes and Rasputin Ito tries for an abdominal stretch, but Tanga Loa counters it with a punch to the face Tanga Loa tags out to Tama Tonga. Tanga Loa takes Rasputin Ito down with a cradle suplex. Tama Tonga goes for a top rope diving elbowsmash, but Rasputin Ito counters it with an interceptor superkick. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Rasputin Ito hits a Death Valley Driver on Tama Tonga. Rasputin Ito attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Tama Tonga counters it with an elbowsmash to the head. Rasputin Ito goes to throw Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle, but Tama Tonga ripcords him back and kicks him in the balls!!! Ken Peterson quickly calls for the DQ!!! ]
Time of match: 0:05:34
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, Yomi-no-Kuni!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a shitty move by the Guerillas to low blow Ito like that!!!
[ Tank climbs into the ring as the Guerillas, Travis and Heyman laugh at Ito and his pain. Travis swipes the mic away from Harvey and looks back in the ring at Tank. ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – Tank, count it down brother...
[ ...and Travis throws up three fingers in the air... ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – ...three weeks until I take that precious belt from you and put it around my waist!!! Three weeks until my boys here...
[ ...and Travis motions toward the Guerillas of Destiny... ]
“The Face of the Empire” Travis Blake – Get back our World Tag Team titles!!! And three weeks until the Bullet Club takes home the Six-man World Tag Team titles and show the whole damn world that we are the best in the world!!!
[ Travis points both hands at Tank like he’s got guns pointed at him with an evil shit eating grin on his face. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What an epic match this is going to be when these two men collide at Stable Wars, Phil. The “Face of the Empire” Travis Blake versus “The Ring General” Tank Edge!!! I can’t wait for Stable Wars!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We are still a long way away from this huge pay per view event, but we already have a number of great matches to look forward to. Folks, what happened to Chandler Hopkins last week he has asked for time tonight to address the new WWE TV Champion Diamond Dallas Page; so let’s listen in. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to Chandler Hopkins and he seems worked up. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Chandler, last week you demanded your title match against the new TV Champion Diamond Dallas Page, but he and Shane McMahon unceremoniously shot you down.
“The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins – You know, I expected as much from Shane McMahon; because we all know he’s a gutless son of a bitch. But DDP? The man who set the bar in this company for nearly a decade... he’s gone all pussy on me? The man who we watched as kids and wanted too someday be just like him. Man, I look at you now and see nothen but a spineless piece of shit!!!
Maxwell Shaw – Those are some pretty strong words coming from a man who aligned himself with the former World Champion in Prophet essentially becoming his right-hand man...
[ ...and Maxwell looks at the cast that is still on Chandler’s right arm... ]
Maxwell Shaw – ...no pun intended.
“The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins – Listen, I get it. Why is it so wrong for Page to go all rogue when I’ve walked down that same damn path? Well, I’ll tell you why. Page’s legacy was built on being better than everyone else. When darkness fell over the Empire, he was always there to rise up and be the shining beacon of hope!!! When everything went to shit, Page was there to pick this place up and carry it on his back. He was the Empire’s version of Captain America for fucks sake!!!
Maxwell Shaw – Turning the page on Legacy for a moment, I would like to ask you about the whereabouts of the former World Heavyweight Champion Prophet. He has yet to show his face since losing the World Heavyweight title to Go-D. Do you have any idea where he is or when we might see him come back?
[ Hopkins smiles and chuckles at Maxwell. ]
“The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins – I’ve got no idea where he is right now, and honestly; I’ve got my own shit to worry about...
[ From behind, Diamond Dallas Page blasts Hopkins in the back with a steel chair that lays Hopkins out. ]
[ Page slams the chair to the floor and leans down getting in Hopkins ear... ]
The WWE Television Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page – You wanna talk trash... boy... you got no damn clue who I am and where I’ve been since the Empire closed. It’s been a long damn time since I’ve been the man that you remember. Those days are long gone. Now it’s all about me... and less about everyone else... and that includes you. You want a title shot? First you gotta get there in one piece!!!
[ Page puts Hopkins right arm inside the steel chair and then slams his foot down on it shattering the cast!!! Hopkins writhers on the floor in pain as he holds his arm screaming. Page walks off the set laughing as EMT’s rush to Hopkin’s help. The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the ringside announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What in the world has gotten into Diamond Dallas Page? I have never seen this side of him in his entire career. I’m at a loss for words right now.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We have no idea what Page has been through these past ten... twelve years. We have no clue what personal issues he’s been through to bring him to this version of what we have seen this past week. But I agree with you, this version of Page is pretty disturbing.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s try and regain our focus and turn our attention back to the in-ring action as the ladies take center stage with the debut of the Mean Girls as they take on the Women’s World Tag Team Champions S.E.X.!!! Harvey, take it away buddy.
S.E.X. © vs The Mean Girls
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 264 lbs, Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay; they are... the Mean Girls!!!
[ "Beautiful Sexy Fierce" by Ashley Jana rocks the arena as the two very sexy but arrogant women strut out on stage flirting with the sold-out crowd. The sashay their asses down to the ring and very sexually climb into the ring posing for the crowd. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I think their name sums up these two women perfectly Caristico. As we watched earlier, they can be pretty nasty when they want to be. Just as Courtney Cox how it felt.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – They talk big, but let’s see how they do against the top women in the division tonight as they face off against the champions. This is going to be a huge test right out of the gate.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 283 lbs, they are the reigning Women’s World Tag Team Champions; Katie Forbes and Spice, this is… S.E.X.!!!
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the two women walk down to the ring hand in hand. They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here they are. Most people that know anything about wrestling wrote these two women off before they even wrestled their first match. They were considered a joke by most wrestling enthusiasts.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yeah, they were, but how wrong we all were as they now stand at the top of the division holding all the gold. Talk about eating crow.
[ The bell rings and immediately Katie Forbes snaps off a superkick right to the jaw of Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes goes for the quick pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Cassie Lee dives in to make the save!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a snap superkick that just rocked Jessica McKay’s world right there. It’s a damn good thing Cassie was paying attention or this match could have come to a quick ending.
[ Katie Forbes drives a chop onto Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes punches Jessica McKay. Jessica McKay kicks Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes chops Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes kicks Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes drives a high knee into Jessica McKay. Spice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Jessica McKay into the ropes and they attempt to hit Jessica McKay with a double fist to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline taking both down. Spice leaves the ring. Jessica McKay hits a basement dropkick to the knee of Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay whips Katie Forbes into the ropes, but Katie Forbes reverses it and drives a chop into Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes hits a standing dropkick into Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Jessica McKay blocks it. Jessica McKay chops Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay kicks Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay hits a rolling cutter on Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay tags out to Cassie Lee. Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay whip Katie Forbes into the ropes and they hit Katie Forbes with a double dropkick. Spice enters the ring and lays out Jessica McKay. Spice climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Cassie Lee throws her to the mat. Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay whip Katie Forbes into the ropes and they hit Katie Forbes with a double fist to the midsection. Spice leaves the ring. Cassie Lee attempts a clothesline, but Katie Forbes counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam; but in turn, Cassie Lee counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Cassie Lee attempts a superkick, but Katie Forbes counters it with a legsweep takedown. Katie Forbes makes a tag to Spice. Jessica McKay enters the ring and lays out Katie Forbes. Jessica McKay drives a clothesline into Spice. Cassie Lee hits an enzuigiri on Spice. Jessica McKay leaves the ring. Cassie Lee goes for a jumping pump kick, but Spice ducks out of the way. Spice runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Cassie Lee. Spice goes for a European uppercut, but Cassie Lee ducks out of the way and chops Spice. Cassie Lee runs into the ropes. Spice tries for a superkick, but Cassie Lee ducks out of the way and nails Spice with a neckbreaker. Cassie Lee covers Spice as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Spice kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a great counter by Cassie to avoid that superkick and hit that neckbreaker.
[ Cassie Lee hits a running bulldog on Spice. Cassie Lee hits an enzuigiri on Spice. Cassie Lee tags out to Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes enters the ring and lays out Cassie Lee. Spice and Katie Forbes whip Jessica McKay into the ropes and they hit Jessica McKay with a double clothesline. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice goes for a running high knee, but Jessica McKay ducks out of the way. Jessica McKay tags out to Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes enters the ring and lays out Jessica McKay. Katie Forbes hits a clothesline on Cassie Lee. Spice hits a top rope diving elbowdrop onto Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice whips Cassie Lee into the turnbuckle. Spice charges in going for a European uppercut, but Cassie Lee ducks out of the way. Cassie Lee catches Spice in a sleeperhold. Spice is valiantly trying to break the hold. Spice is struggling to reach the ropes. Spice finally gets ahold of the ropes breaking the hold. Cassie Lee hits a springboard bulldog on Spice off the middle rope. Cassie Lee climbs to the top rope and hits a twisting somersault splash on Spice. Cassie Lee is going for the pin hooking on leg as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Spice shoots her shoulder up off the mat!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can see the desperation on Spice’s face as she is struggling to get to her feet, reaching out for the tag!!!
[ Cassie Lee stops her and whips Spice into the ropes, but Spice reverses it. Spice drives a lariat into Cassie Lee. Spice drives a fist to the midsection of Cassie Lee. Spice attempts a high knee, but Cassie Lee ducks out of the way. Cassie Lee attempts a Russian legsweep, but Spice counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Spice hits a European uppercut onto Cassie Lee. Spice punches Cassie Lee. Spice chops Cassie Lee. Spice tags out to Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes goes for an enzuigiri, but Cassie Lee steps out of the way. Cassie Lee attempts a lariat, but Katie Forbes counters it with a spin kick to the midsection. Katie Forbes hits the Clapback (Snap Double Underhook DDT) on Cassie Lee!! Katie Forbes goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jessica McKay dives in to make the save!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Katie just hit her finisher, but Jessica McKay with that picture perfect save for her partner to let this match continue on!!!
[ Cassie Lee drives a fist to the midsection of Katie Forbes. Cassie Lee nails Katie Forbes with a lariat. Cassie Lee goes for an arm grapevine, but Katie Forbes blocks it. Katie Forbes drives a European uppercut into Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes kicks Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes hits Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes kicks Cassie Lee. Spice climbs to the top rope and goes for a diving elbowdrop, but Cassie Lee counters it with an interceptor dropkick. Spice rolls out of the ring. Cassie Lee springboards off the top rope with an Asai moonsault onto Katie Forbes. Cassie rolls Katie up for the win as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Katie gets her foot in the ropes!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – These four women are putting on a wrestling clinic tonight!!! What a huge addition to the Women’s Tag Team Division this is going to be!!!
[ Cassie Lee goes for a standing dropkick, but Katie Forbes steps out of the way. Katie Forbes nails Cassie Lee with a Russian legsweep. Katie Forbes hits the Bronco Buster on Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes goes for a top rope diving elbowdrop on Cassie Lee, but before Katie can get it off; Cassie Lee counters it with a spinning headscissors into a cradle pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Katie kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Katie telegraphed that elbowdrop from a mile away giving Cassie time to get to her feet and take Katie down.
[ Cassie Lee complains to the referee about a slow count giving Katie Forbes time to drive a knee to the back of Cassie Lee’s head. Katie Forbes hits Cassie Lee. Cassie Lee kicks Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes hits Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes goes for a springboard dropkick, but Cassie Lee clotheslines her in mid-air!!! Katie rolls out of the ring as Cassie Lee hits a diving suicide plancha onto Katie Forbes. ...1 ...Cassie Lee hits a Phoenix Splash off the top turnbuckle onto Katie Forbes. ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Cassie Lee hits a ripcord cutter on Katie Forbes. ...5 ...Cassie Lee throws Katie Forbes back into the ring. Cassie Lee uses an armdrag takedown on Katie Forbes. Cassie Lee punches Katie Forbes. Cassie Lee chops Katie Forbes. Cassie Lee hits Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes hits Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes drives a chop into Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes hits a DDT on Cassie Lee and goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Cassie kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a back and forth battle we are watching tonight as both teams a far exceeding our expectations.
[ Katie Forbes hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Cassie Lee. Katie Forbes throws Cassie Lee out of the ring but she hangs on to the top rope. Katie Forbes sees it and clotheslines Cassie Lee to the floor. Katie Forbes goes outside after her and slams Cassie Lee into the steel ringpost. ...1 ...Katie Forbes goes for a bulldog, but Cassie Lee counters it with a low blow. ...2 ...Cassie Lee drives an elbowdrop onto Katie Forbes. ...3 ...Cassie Lee goes for the Venus Fly-Trap Suplex (a Fisherman’s suplex), but Katie Forbes counters it with an armdrag takedown. ...4 ...Katie Forbes drives a knee on Cassie Lee. ...5 ...Katie Forbes hits the Clapback (Snap Double Underhook DDT) on Cassie Lee onto the concrete floor. ...6 ...Katie Forbes goes for an armdrag takedown, but Jessica McKay comes over to make it two-on-one and goes for a dropkick, but Katie Forbes hits her with a spinning backbreaker!!! ...7 ...Katie jaw jacks Jessica until Cassie Lee grabs her and launches her shoulder first into the steel ringsteps. ...8 ...Cassie Lee goes for a cannonball, but Katie rolls out of the way and Cassie crashes into the steel ringsteps back first!! ...9 ...10 ...and the referee calls for the bell!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The referee has declared this match, a double count-out!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This match started out to be a five-star wrestling match, but in the end, it turned out to be a Pier Six Brawl.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You could tell right off the bat that the Mean Girls came into this match not respecting the champions one bit, but S.E.X. quickly changed their minds as they took the fight right to them and proved they are very much championship material.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, let’s head to the back where Kiera Hogan is with our very own Maxwell Shaw. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing by with Kiera Hogan. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Kiera, since breaking away from Malia Hosaka you have been on an incredible winning streak and currently stand at four and oh and ranked number one to Amber Nova’s Women’s World title.
Kiera Hogan – Man, I can’t believe where I am at compared to where I started. Being part of Exile taught me a ton and for what it’s worth, Malia was a great teacher. She just couldn’t let go and let me be my own woman.
Maxwell Shaw – So I have to ask, what’s next for Kiera Hogan? Are we looking at a possible Women’s World title match at Stable Wars against Amber Nova?
Kiera Hogan – Amber Nova? Did you see how she beat Millie? Amber just might be...
[ Just then, the Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim walks onto the set. ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Don’t say it. Don’t you dare say that she’s better than you. You can’t let her get inside your head.
Kiera Hogan – But... I’m ranked number one right now and I just don’t know if I have what it takes to...
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Well let’s find out shall we. Thursday night on Afterburn, it’s going to be Amber Nova versus Kiera Hogan for the Women’s World title!!!
Kiera Hogan – Oh my God!!! Really? Are you serious?
[ Kiera is ecstatic as she bounces up and down as Gail laughs and nods her head yes. The show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Another huge matched signed by the newly crowned Women’s General Manager Gail Kim!!! In just three night’s time, we will see the number one contender Kiera Hogan take on the reigning Women’s World Champion Amber Nova!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This is exactly what the ownership group signed Gail Kim to do. She’s going to push the champions hard and lift the young girls up and show the world that the Empire has the best damn Women’s roster in the world.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our qualifying match for the Stable Wars Six-man World Tag Team tournament. It’s Edge Legacy versus the Cartel and it’s next!!!
In a First Round Qualifying Match for Stable Wars
The Edge Legacy vs The Cartel
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 620 lbs, Godzilla Sanchez... Conner Edge... Maverick... they are... the Edge Legacy!!!
[ “Godzilla” by Blue Oyster cult starts up and flames surround the ramp. When they come down Godzilla stands with a smiling Maverick and a focused and possibly annoyed looking Conner standing beside him. Conner just marches to the ring as Godzilla blows mist and Maverick gives a thumbs up. Maverick and Godzilla engage with the fans as they walk down the aisle. They both get on the ropes and both blow at mist as Conner sits focused in the corner. They both land with elaborate stomps in the ring and pose as Conner joins them in a group pose. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, these three men... well... I’m not sure what to say. They definitely bring three very different styles to the ring. How are they going to measure up to the Cartel tonight?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You are absolutely correct. Conner, very much like his father; the powerhouse of the group. Maverick, the daredevil high flyer and Godzilla, anything goes with this young man. These three guys have been together for a few years now cutting their teeth in Japan so it’s not like they are completely new to the game.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Holidead, they weigh in at a combined weight of 586 lbs., this is “Relentless” Tito Escobar and Los Vipers; they are... the Cartel!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena and Tito Escobar struts out on stage all cocky followed by Los Vipers and Holidead. They slowly climb the ring steps and climb through the ropes. Pedro and Supremo each take a corner while Holidead bounces on the second rope with her tongue sticking out. Tito struts around with his arms out wide smiling!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here comes the Cartel. In the past few months, it seems as if Tito and his men have become the forgotten sons here in the Empire with the rise of teams like the Bullet Club and Legacy and now newcomers Edge Legacy. It’s getting pretty crowded out there.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Cartel may have fallen off the radar for a while now, but don’t fool yourself... they are like a snake slithering around in the tall grass just waiting to strike out.
[ The bell rings and Maverick Edge runs into the ropes he hits a lariat on Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge hits a jumping front kick into Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge drives a chop into Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge goes for an armdrag takedown, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar whips Maverick Edge into the ropes, but Maverick Edge reverses it. Maverick Edge drives a jumping front kick into Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a Phoenix Splash on Tito Escobar. Maverick covers Tito as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tito gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a move by Maverick as hit that Phoenix Splash on the former United States Champion!!! Tito needs to take these kids seriously.
[ Maverick Edge hits a basement dropkick to the knee of Tito Escobar. Maverick Edge runs into the ropes, but Holidead trips Maverick up slowing his momentum. Joey Jiles threatens The Cartel with a disqualification. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Holidead saw what was going on in that ring. She knew that Tito was in trouble and something needed to be done to slow the new kids on the block down.
[ Maverick Edge tags out to Conner Edge. Conner Edge and Maverick Edge whip Tito Escobar into the ropes and they hit Tito Escobar with a double bulldog. Santos enters the ring and lays out Maverick Edge. Tito Escobar and Santos whip Conner Edge into the ropes and they hit Conner Edge with a double backbreaker. Santos leaves the ring. Maverick Edge enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Santos enters the ring, but gets cut off. Conner Edge and Maverick Edge whip Tito Escobar into the ropes and they hit Tito Escobar with a double fist to the midsection. Conner Edge and Maverick Edge hit Tito Escobar with a double elbowdrop. Santos gets back up, but gets cut off. Conner Edge and Maverick Edge whip Tito Escobar into the ropes and they hit Tito Escobar with a double back body drop. Maverick Edge hits a dropkick from the second rope on Tito Escobar. Conner Edge locks Tito Escobar in a torture rack. Tito Escobar tries to escape the hold and grabs the ropes forcing Conner Edge to let go. Maverick Edge leaves the ring. Conner Edge runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Tito Escobar. Conner Edge drives an uppercut into Tito Escobar. Conner Edge whips Tito Escobar into the ropes and he hits Tito Escobar with a clothesline. Conner Edge places Tito Escobar on the top turnbuckle and he nails Tito Escobar with a powerslam off the second rope. Conner rolls Tito up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tito kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a massive powerslam by Conner off the second rope!!! Tito is going to see both Tank and his son Conner in his nightmares!!!
[ Conner Edge whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito comes off and hits Conner Edge with a spin kick to the jaw. Tito Escobar is going for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Conner kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That spinning heel kick connected flush on Conners jaw!!! The big man went down like a ton of bricks!!!
[ Tito Escobar tags out to Santos. Santos locks Conner Edge in a forearm choke against the ropes as Joey Jiles warns Santos to let go. Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Santos finally lets go. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Tito has been in this match since the start and he finally tagged out to Santos who went right after Conner and his head and neck area!!!
[ Santos drives a clothesline into Conner Edge. Santos whips Conner Edge into the ropes, but Conner Edge drives a lariat into Santos. Conner Edge drives a punch into Santos. Conner Edge attempts to place Santos on the top turnbuckle, but Santos blocks it. Conner Edge punches Santos. Santos chops Conner Edge. Santos hits Conner Edge. Santos goes for a cradle suplex, but Conner Edge counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Conner Edge kicks Santos. Conner Edge chops Santos. Conner Edge hits Santos. Santos hits Conner Edge. Santos punches Conner Edge. Santos tries a DDT, but Conner Edge blocks it. Conner Edge drives a back elbow into Santos. Conner Edge tags out to Maverick Edge. Maverick Edge and Conner Edge whip Santos into the ropes and they hit Santos with a double clothesline. Conner Edge leaves the ring. Maverick Edge drives a roundhouse kick into Santos. Maverick Edge hits a huracanrana from the second rope onto Santos. Maverick Edge goes for an Asai moonsault, but Santos catches him and hits him with a Tombstone Piledriver. Santos goes for a wicked back elbow, but Maverick Edge ducks out of the way. Maverick Edge goes for another Asai moonsault, but Santos steps out of the way and drives a football tackle into Maverick Edge. Santos nails Maverick Edge with a Discus lariat. Tito Escobar enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Santos and Tito Escobar whip Maverick Edge into the ropes and they attempt to hit Maverick Edge with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Tito Escobar rolls out of the ring. Maverick Edge runs into the ropes and goes for a high knee, but Santos ducks out of the way and nails Maverick Edge with a diving elbowsmash. Santos runs into the ropes and goes for an uppercut, but Maverick Edge blocks it. Maverick Edge hits an enzuigiri on Santos. Maverick Edge tags out to Conner Edge. Conner Edge locks the torture rack on Santos. Santos is valiantly trying to break the hold. Santos breaks the hold by grabbing the ropes. Maverick Edge leaves the ring. Conner Edge hits Santos with a F-5 and rolls him up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Pedro Supremo puts Santos's foot on the bottom rope saving him!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Conner twisted that Torture Rack into and F-5 after Santos was able to grab the ropes!!! Lucky for Santos that his tag team partner Pedro was there to save him!!!
[ Godzilla enters the ring and dives over the top rope and hits a car crash crossbody onto Pedro wiping him out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We haven’t seen much of Godzilla in this match tonight, but what we just witnessed was utterly impressive as he just took out Pedro with that suicide car crash cross body!!! Talk about putting it all on the line!!!
[ Conner Edge attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Santos blocks it. Santos goes for back elbow, but Conner Edge ducks out of the way and blasts Santos with a massive lariat to the back of Santos’ head!!! Conner Edge locks on the Recliner (Camel Clutch Submission) on Santos!!! Joey Jiles checks Santos's arm. He lifts it... and it falls! He lifts it... and it falls for a second time!! He lifts it... and it falls for a third and final time as the referee calls for the bell!!! ]
Time of match: 0:08:26
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, the Edge Legacy!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a great match for Edge Legacy tonight as the newest tag team on the block just punched their tickets to Stable Wars and will now have to wait and see who they will be taking on in the semi-final round.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s right Phil, it’s either going to be Sensha-gun or the Prophecy who we are now being told will clash in just three nights on Afterburn!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a huge show Afterburn is shaping up to be and I hate to rush things, but I can’t wait to see what goes down!!! Folks, let’s head to the back where Millie McKenzie is standing by with Maxwell Shaw.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to Millie McKenzie. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Millie, it’s been two weeks since your disappointing loss to Amber Nova at Diamonds are Forever. Have you had an opportunity to absorb your loss to her?
“The 2021 Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Yeah, I’ve had nothing but time to think about what happened out there. The what could of ben’s and what should of ben’s... but at the end of the night I have nobody to blame for what happened that night except for myself. Amber beat me... I don’t like it... but I accept it and I’ll move on and be stronger for it.
Maxwell Shaw – Looking ahead, you are currently ranked second behind the undefeated Kiera Hogan who we just heard earlier tonight will now face Amber Nova for the Women’s World title in just three nights on Afterburn.
“The 2021 Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Second... third... fourth... it doesn’t matter because the only number that matters is who’s number one... and that’s Kiera Hogan.
[ Millie looks into the camera... ]
“The 2021 Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – Kiera, don’t take that gift Gail gave you lightly. Facing Amber Nova is like facing no other women on this roster. Make no mistake about it, she she’s the biggest and baddest bitch on the block...
[ Just then, Millie is interrupted by Solo Darling. ]
Solo Darling – Excuse me... but who exactly are you again?
[ Solo laughs as she snaps her fingers. ]
Solo Darling – That’s right, you were the “Great White Hope” that everyone bet on to dethrone Amber Nova!!! Too bad all those wrestling marks pissed all their money away betting on a flash in the pan like you!!!
[ Millie gets right up in the face of Solo. ]
“The 2021 Queen of the Ring” Millie McKenzie – If memory serves, you got your ass beat by Amber too!!!
[ Solo smiles at her... ]
Solo Darling – Well at least I didn’t have three months to prepare for her only to get my ass kicked!!!
[ Solo shoves Millie and Millie shoves her back when Gail Kim walks into the spot. ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies!!! That’s enough!!! You two want to fight, then you’ll fight. This week on Afterburn it’s going to be Millie McKenzie versus Solo Darling!!!
[ The stare down continues as the show swings back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Caristico, what a show Afterburn we are going to be treated to as the top four ranked women will be in action!!! Gail Kim is blowing the roof off the Empire right now!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Yes, she is!!! Amber Nova versus Kiera Hogan and Millie McKenzie versus Solo Darling are going to be two fantastic matches. It’s going to push Shane to hopefully step up and book some great matches on his side of the house!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, keeping with the Women’s division; it’s time for tonight’s main event as Amber Nova puts her Women’s National title on the line against Su Yim!!! Let’s get right back to the action and join Harvey Weinstein as he introduces both of the competitors!!!
For the Women’s National Championship
Amber Nova © vs Su Yim
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the Women’s National Championship!!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 115 lbs., this is… Su Yim!!!
[ Some fans cheer her as she walks out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Black Thunder” by the HU sends chills down everyone’s spines. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Here comes the warrior Su Yim, Caristico. She is fresh off a serious neck injury and she has been propelled right into a title match against one of the baddest women on the roster.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim had to beat all the odds to get to this point. She had to come back from a broken neck... win her very first match back after that injury to keep her roster spot against a powerful wrestler in Shanna Furguson. This lady keeps defying the odds.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring accompanied by Paul Heyman; she weighs in at 101 lbs., she is a two-time Women’s World Champion and the current Women’s National Champion, this is… “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt alongside her manager Paul Heyman who cradles the Women’s National title in his hands. She flaunts herself off as she struts down to the ring and climbs in raising both titles high overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here’s the two-time Women’s World Champion and also the current Women’s National Champion Amber Nova. Amber is coming off a great win at Diamonds are Forever where she defeated the Queen of the Ring Millie McKenzie.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s right Phil, it was a hard-fought match but in the end; Amber proved to be too much for her. Tonight, against Su Yim; she looks for a bit of revenge for when she lost to Su back on July first.
[ The bell rings and Amber Nova shows no respect for Su Yim as she slaps her right across the face. Su Yim rubs her cheek, and then punches Amber Nova in the jaw. Su Yim whips Amber Nova into the ropes Amber Nova misses with a shoulderblock and Amber Nova goes for a springboard spear, but Su Yim counters it with a kneelift to the face. Su Yim nails Amber Nova with a rolling cutter. Su Yim goes for an armdrag takedown, but Amber Nova counters it with a Fujiwara armbar, but Su Yim makes it to the ropes. Amber Nova climbs to the top rope going for a frog splash, but Su Yim rolls out of the way. Su Yim hits a Meteora on Amber Nova. Su Yim rolls Amber up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Su Yim is on a roll right now as she took advantage of that missed spear and followed it up with a number of moves leading up to this quick two count!!!
[ Su Yim locks Amber Nova in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Amber Nova quickly makes it to the ropes. Su Yim hits the 6-1-9 on Amber Nova. Su Yim whips Amber Nova into the ropes and Su Yim drives a lariat into Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for a top rope missile dropkick, but Amber Nova steps out of the way and Su Yim crashes to the mat. Amber Nova tries for a springboard bulldog, but Su Yim steps out of the way. Su Yim drives a chop into Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a clothesline into Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a high knee into Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a standing dropkick onto Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a rolling cutter on Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a dropkick from the second rope on Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for a ripcord cutter on Amber Nova, but Amber Nova counters it and puts Su Yim in a sleeperhold. Su Yim desperately reaches out and grabs the ropes. Amber Nova goes for an Exploder suplex, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim hits a springboard bulldog on Amber Nova. Su Yim kicks Amber Nova. Su Yim hits Amber Nova. Su Yim chops Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a basement dropkick to the knee of Amber Nova. Su Yim sends Amber Nova into the ropes and Amber Nova levels Su Yim with a shoulderblock. Amber Nova quickly covers Su Yim as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Amber doesn’t have much weight behind that move, put she puts her hips into it giving it tremendous pop that just leveled Su Yim!!!
[ Amber Nova climbs to the top rope and hits an Asai moonsault onto Su Yim. Amber rolls Su Yim up again as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her foot on the bottom rope. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We can’t stress enough how important it is to know where you are in the ring at all times. Su Yim knew exactly where she was and was able to get her foot on the ropes to break the count!!!
[ Amber Nova hits a standing dropkick onto Su Yim. Amber Nova attempts a Texas Cloverleaf, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim hits a monkey flip on Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for an Exploder suplex, but Amber Nova blocks it. Amber Nova goes for a corner forearm smash, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Su Yim chops Amber Nova. Su Yim hits Amber Nova. Su Yim chops Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for a high knee, but Amber Nova ducks out of the way. Amber Nova kicks Su Yim. Amber Nova punches Su Yim. Amber Nova whips Su Yim into the ropes and levels Su Yim with a spinning heel kick. Amber Nova is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – My God there is so much fight in this young woman she just doesn’t know when to quit!!! Amber Nova looks pissed right now!!!
[ Amber Nova bitches to the referee about a slow count as Su Yim staggers to her feet and stumbles into the corner. Amber Nova drives a corner forearm smash into Su Yim. Amber Nova delivers an Exploder suplex on Su Yim. Amber Nova nails Su Yim with a Meteora. Amber rolls Su Yim up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim barely gets her shoulder up in time!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Amber is beside her self as she’s ripping her hair out of her head in frustration!!!
[ Amber Nova uses an arm grapevine submission on Su Yim. Su Yim inches her way towards the ropes and grabs them. Amber Nova attempts a standing moonsault, but Su Yim gets her knees up. Su Yim hits a top rope twisting moonsault onto Amber Nova!!! Su Yim rolls Amber up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That failed standing moonsault opened the door for Su Yim to hit that moonsault of her own but it wasn’t enough to put Amber away!!! There’s still fight left in the champion!!!
[ Su Yim attempts a high knee, but Amber Nova ducks out of the way. Amber Nova whips Su Yim into the turnbuckle. Amber Nova runs into the ropes but Su Yim uses a monkey flip on Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a fist to the midsection of Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a Russian legsweep on Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a European uppercut into Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a basement dropkick to the knee of Amber Nova. Su Yim is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Su Yim just kicked the door wide open and she’s pouring it on right now trying to put the champion away!!!
[ Su Yim drives a lariat into the back of Amber Nova’s head. Su Yim covers Amber Nova as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man that lariat to the back of Ambers head really stunned her. I am shocked that wasn’t it right there!!!
[ Su Yim runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Amber Nova. Su Yim delivers a superkick into Amber Nova. Su Yim hits a jumping pump kick into Amber Nova. Su Yim uses an armdrag takedown on Amber Nova. Su Yim drives a chop into Amber Nova. Su Yim attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Amber Nova counters it with a sit-down powerbomb!!! Amber hooks Su Yim for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her foot on the bottom rope. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a sit-down powerbomb by Amber Nova that had to rock the surgically repaired neck of Su Yim!!!
[ Amber Nova goes for an Asai moonsault on Su Yim, but she gets her knees up. Su Yim rolls Amber up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a brutal match we are watching tonight as both women are throwing everything that they have at each other!!! You can’t tell me that Amber ever thought Su Yim was going to wrestle this kind of match?
[ Su Yim hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Amber Nova. Su Yim crawls over and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This is amazing folks!!! We are nearing the halfway point of the match and both women look utterly exhausted right now!!!
[ Su Yim goes for it all as she attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but Amber Nova grabs her and powerslams her to the mat. Amber Nova runs into the ropes and drives a lariat onto Su Yim. Amber Nova hits a missile dropkick from the second rope on Su Yim. Amber Nova attempts a lariat, but Su Yim counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Amber inches her way towards the ropes and grabs them. Su Yim hits an Exploder suplex on Amber Nova. Su Yim covers Amber Nova as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Amber barely gets her shoulder up in time!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a back and forth match we are witnessing right now as each woman has a tremendous amount of fight in each of them!!!
[ Su Yim hits a basement clothesline on Amber Nova. Su Yim goes to the top rope attempting a twisting somersault splash, but Amber Nova gets her knees up. Amber Nova hits a jumping knee strike on Su Yim. Amber Nova locks Su Yim in a sleeperhold, but Su Yim frantically manages to grab the ropes. Amber Nova uses an armdrag takedown on Su Yim. Amber Nova hits a spinning backbreaker on Su Yim. Amber Nova goes to the top rope and attempts a twisting moonsault, but Su Yim rolls out of the way. Amber Nova springs to her feet and drives a springboard spear into Su Yim. Amber Nova chops Su Yim. Amber Nova punches Su Yim. Su Yim punches Amber Nova. Amber Nova kicks Su Yim. Su Yim kicks Amber Nova. Amber Nova hits Su Yim. Su Yim hits Amber Nova. Su Yim goes for a springboard cutter, but Amber Nova counters it with an inverted DDT!!! Amber Nova motions that it’s over as she hits the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) on Su Yim!!! Amber Nova smiles as she covers Su Yim and Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:12:44
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and still Women’s National Champion, Amber Nova!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a great match both of these women wrestled tonight. I can’t say how grateful I am to have both of these women wrestle here in the Empire!!!
[ Amber motions toward Harvey for the mic and he hands it to her through the ropes. The referee helps Su Yim out of the ring as Amber grins down at her beaten opponent. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion and also Women’s National Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – That’s right, get your ass out of my ring!!!
[ The crowd boos as Amber leans against the ropes smiling as she watches Su Yim struggle to walk back up the ramp. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion and also Women’s National Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Is this the best you got? Is this it? Oh wait... Gail signed a match for me to defend my Women’s World title against Kiera Hogan on Afterburn!!!
[ Amber looks right into the camera. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion and also Women’s National Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Gail, lightbulb moment bitch; I’m the best you got and all you’re doing is feeding the monster!!! I’ll take Kiera, chew her up and spit her ass back out!!! Who has she beaten to get this title shot? Nobody!!! You’re desperate Gail and everyone can see it!!! You keep throwing women at me and I keep taking them down!!!
[ The crowd boos the shit out of her. ]
The Two-time Women’s World Champion and also Women’s National Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Shut the fuck up!!! You all know it’s true!!! Why have a women’s division at all if this is the best you can do? We might as well retire these belts right now and enshrine me into the Hall of Fame!!! Why waste everyone’s time!!! I am the best women’s wrestler to ever step into an Empire ring!!!
[ Suddenly, the crowd explodes to their feet as “Ruby Soho” by Rancid explodes across the arena as Empire legend Lady Edge storms out onto the stage looking pretty pissed off!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s... that’s former Ladies champion Lady Edge!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What is she doing here?
[ Amber drops the mic to the mat and motions for Lady Edge to get her ass in the ring. Suddenly, Gail Kim rushes out from the back and holds Lady Edge back from getting into a fight with Amber. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, what an explosive situation we have right now, but we’re out of time!!! We will see you Thursday night!!!
To be continued...