Post by Mark on Apr 4, 2021 11:31:35 GMT
Live from the sold-out Staples Center in Los Angeles, California
Sunday Night April 4th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The pay per view comes on the air as we see a long stretch limo pull up into the parking garage. ]
[ The cameras keep rolling as the driver gets out of the limo and walks to the back, opening the door and out steps “The Monster” Tank Edge. ]
[ The crowd goes crazy as the living legend walks into the arena. The shows opens with the videotron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons and we welcome you to, Day of Reckoning!!! Chris, what an incredible night of action we have in store tonight as we present nine huge matches.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s right Mike. Day of Reckoning is the largest pay per view card to date and it features six of the Empires titles up for grabs. The only title not on the line tonight is the World Heavyweight title where we will see Alexander Stone taking on the Greatest of All Time, Tank Edge inside a Hell in a Cell!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This feud started three months ago at Crossfire, where Tank was supposed to crown Stone as the new World Heavyweight champion. Stone felt insulted by the way Tank treated him and a beatdown ensued. Then, one month later Tank came back at the Undisputed pay per view and attacked Stone and the rest they say is history!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – There’s so much bad blood between these two guys they just might try and kill each other out there!!! The problem I see is that when they look at each other it’s like looking in a mirror. Tank sees a younger version of himself and Stone sees what he could be ten, twenty years from now.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s going to be a hell of a main event tonight. In other matches, we will see Amber Nova defend her Women’s World title against Bloody Mary. It was just six nights ago that Bloody Mary pinned Amber Nova giving Amber her first loss here in the Empire.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m sure that Amber is not going to forget what happened last week on Adrenaline. That loss left a mark and she’s going to use that to motivate her tonight.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of big losses last week, we also saw the Guerrillas of Destiny lose to Steve Scott in a handicap match giving them their first loss.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That wasn’t a handicap match unless you wanna say that G.O.D. was handicapped. The Chain Gang mugged the World Tag Team Champions and that opened the door for Steve to steal that match.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It goes in the win column for Steve either way. In another title match tonight, we are going to see Tito Escobar defend his United States Heavyweight title against Caristico. But a huge stipulation awaits Caristico if he loses. If Tito wins, Caristico will have to unmask in the center of the ring and hand the mask over to Tito!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is huge for both men as they each want that United States title, but they both also want that mask covering Caristico’s face!! Tito wants to add it to his collection in the worst way, already having STIXX’s old mask.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Huge stipulations for both men!!! Speaking of Tag Team champions, we will also see Caged Heat defend their Women’s World Tag Team titles against Medusa Complex and the Woke Queens!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s crazy to think that Caged Heat won the titles a month ago, but have yet to actually hold their titles. The Woke Queens stole the straps after that match and have been on the run ever since crowning themselves the uncrowned Women’s World Tag Team champions!! Tonight, it’s time to put up or shut up as they face two of the very best in the Empire!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of the very best, the brand-new Women’s National title is up for grabs as Shanna Furguson takes on Su Yim and Havok in a Triangle match!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Looking at these three women they have all hit their marks the past few weeks with major wins to propel them into this match!!! I have to question Havok’s actions last week when she walked out on Amber Nova during their tag team match that left her alone.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber got what she deserved. She thinks she’s the queen of the Empire and Havok wasn’t having any of her shit. Folks, our final title match of the night pits the W.W.E. Television champion squaring off against Raven Horse. This match was set up when Chandler lost his World title match against Alexander Stone a few weeks back. Stone won the match and was granted the ability to name Chandlers next opponent. He named Raven Horse as that man!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yes, he did. Raven Horse has been on a high as of late, and this will be his third straight pay per view event!!! Tonight, he has a chance to capture his first title here in the Empire and what a chance he has as the champion comes into this match in very poor shape; coming off of beatings at the hands of Joey Ryan and Alexander Stone!!! The champs vulnerable and Reverend Azazel knows it.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Another big match we are featuring tonight is Bulk taking on Joey Ryan. This was set-up last month at Undisputed when Spice turned on Joey Ryan and sided with Bulk. Spice has had a few choice words for Joey in the past few weeks which led to Bulk losing his match to Kahagas due to Joey’s interference. Bulk went on to ask DDP for this no holds barred match tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey Ryan needs to make a choice Mike. Are you going to be a porn star, or are you going to be a wrestler? He needs to pick one because doing both aint working for him!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Not that he’s great at either, but if the kid could just focus at one; he might not be half bad. Chris, we are going to kick off our huge pay per view with a match that was set-up by the general manager of the Empire DDP when from out of the Empire’s past crawled out Tony Tran…
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You talk about him like he’s lowly insect or something.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s be honest. Tran has been like a tick on the Empire’s ass for years piggybacking on the boss’s kind graces. Page never forgot that and tonight he’s going to make the guy pay for all the shit he pulled.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let me just toss it out there for arguments sake. Couldn’t Tony Tran really be here to help out guys like STIXX? He is a veteran wrestler that does bring a shit ton to the table.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Honestly, Tony Tran doesn’t do anything unless it’s going to benefit Tony Tran. You may have forgotten what this asshole was like ten years ago, but I haven’t forgotten!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m not saying that I have forgotten what kind of dick this guy was. What I am asking is could he have changed?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck no. And I hope he gets what’s been coming to him for ten years now!!! Listen, before the fed closed for the last time ten years ago, he was planning something shady. He actually pushed Richy into a tank full of killer sharks at the Lost at Sea pay per view!!! The kid could have been killed!!! Harvey, it’s all yours baby!!! Let’s kick this bitch off with Tony Tran taking on STIXX!!!
Tony Tran vs STIXX
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it has a twenty-minute time limit!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 265 lbs.; “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran!!!
[The lights in the arena flicker out and a soft green light slowly grows within the entrance way, growing brighter and brighter. Finally, "Wake of The Dream" by Mudvayne starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than Tony Tran with a smile on his face. He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He rushes to the ring and slides in, mounting the first turnbuckle and once again throwing his hands into the air.]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This little cock sucker is as arrogant as ever!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Looks like he’s put on about twenty pounds since we last saw him.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yeah, twenty pounds of fucking fat as far as I can see.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 235 lbs., he is STIXX!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tonight is STIXX’s redemption story!!! Thanks to DDP, STIXX has avoided being sucked in to whatever crazy ass scheme that Tran had planned and he can get his hands on the guy that tried to swerve him.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah and he’s got that cool leather bondage mask too. I like it!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So, are you saying you’re into bondage?
[ They lock up. Tony Tran uses a mask pull on STIXX sending STIXX into the turnbuckle. Tony Tran hits a clothesline on STIXX. Tony Tran runs into the ropes. Tony Tran misses with a shoulderblock. STIXX and Tony Tran each get hit with a double clothesline. STIXX puts Tony Tran in a chokehold. Tony Tran is struggling to reach the ropes. Tony Tran is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tony Tran is inching his way towards the ropes. Tony Tran gets ahold of the ropes. STIXX runs into the ropes. Tony Tran uses a backbreaker on STIXX. Tony Tran is goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and a kickout by STIXX. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tony Tran hits a nice backbreaker on STIXX. He will need to do more than that to keep the big guy down!!!
[ Tony Tran attempts a back elbow, but STIXX ducks out of the way. STIXX tries a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but Tony Tran counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Tony Tran catches STIXX in a bearhug. STIXX reaches the ropes. Tony Tran goes for an eye gouge, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX attempts a European uppercut, but Tony Tran ducks out of the way. Tony Tran whips STIXX into the ropes, but STIXX reverses it. STIXX uses a fist to the midsection on Tony Tran. STIXX takes Tony Tran down with a powerslam into the turnbuckles followed by a quick cover and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and a shoulder up by Tran. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Did you see Tran’s head whip back when he hit the turnbuckles!!! I don’t care how old Tran is, nobody’s neck is made to whip back like that!!!
[ STIXX attempts an eye gouge, but Tony Tran blocks it. Tony Tran runs into the ropes. STIXX misses with an elbow. STIXX catches Tony Tran in a chokehold. Joey Jiles asks Tony Tran if he should stop the fight. Tony Tran shakes his head. Joey Jiles asks Tony Tran if he's still there. Tony Tran nods. Joey Jiles checks Tony Tran's arm. He lifts it …and it falls. He lifts it …and it stays up! Tony Tran fights his way out reaching the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Some choke holds are illegal, but that one was ok and lucky for Tran he was close enough to the ropes to break it up!!
[ Tony Tran whips STIXX into the ropes. Tony Tran executes a dropkick against STIXX. Tony Tran goes for a mask pull, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX attempts the Discus Punch, but Tony Tran ducks out of the way. Tony Tran executes a fist to the midsection against STIXX. Tony Tran tries a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but STIXX counters it with a lariat. STIXX hits a headbutt on Tony Tran. STIXX goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Tony Tran blocks it. Tony Tran launches STIXX across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tony Tran uses a facerake on STIXX. Tony Tran takes STIXX down with a gutwrench suplex. Tony Tran performs a bulldog against STIXX. Tony Tran executes a Discus lariat against STIXX. Tony Tran hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on STIXX. Tony Tran hits a brain buster on STIXX. Tony Tran is going for the pin and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and STIXX gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice suplex and brainbuster combination by Tony Tran to take the big guy down!!! He’s actually wrestling a decent match!!!
[ Tony Tran performs a lariat against STIXX. Tony Tran takes STIXX down with a waistlock takedown. Tony Tran puts STIXX in an arm grapevine. STIXX grabs the ropes. Tony Tran grabs STIXX by the mask and throws STIXX into the turnbuckle, but STIXX reverses it. STIXX runs shoulder-first into the corner. STIXX goes for a European uppercut, but Tony Tran blocks it. Tony Tran attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but STIXX counters it with a facerake. STIXX runs into the ropes. Tony Tran hits STIXX with a clothesline. STIXX falls out of the ring. Tony Tran goes through the ropes and whips STIXX into the steel guardrail. They're brawling around the ring area. Tony Tran goes for an armdrag takedown, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX executes a waistlock takedown against Tony Tran. STIXX grabs a steel chair. STIXX takes a running start and springs off the chair. STIXX attempts a dropkick, but Tony Tran steps out of the way. Tony Tran throws STIXX back into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These guys are beating the hell out of each other outside the ring. I am being told that DDP has told the referee to let it go.
[ Tony Tran goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but STIXX counters it with a facerake. STIXX punches Tony Tran. STIXX hits Tony Tran. STIXX punches Tony Tran. STIXX goes for a back fist, but Tony Tran ducks out of the way. Tony Tran throws STIXX out of the ring. Tony Tran goes outside. Tony Tran uses the Discus Punch on STIXX. Tony Tran uses an Exploder suplex on STIXX. Tony Tran throws STIXX into the steel guardrail. Tony Tran attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX throws Tony Tran back into the ring. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tony Tran knows that if he’s going to beat STIXX he’s going to have to get down in the mud with this guy!!! He’s not going to beat him using wrestling holds or the power game. He’s going to have to use underhanded tactics.
[ Tony Tran attempts a choke against the ring ropes, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX whips Tony Tran into the turnbuckle. STIXX hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Tony Tran. The crowd is booing STIXX. STIXX uses a brain buster on Tony Tran. STIXX uses a headbutt on Tony Tran. STIXX executes a belly-to-back suplex against Tony Tran. STIXX is going for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tran gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Oh so close Chris!!! Tony Tran is hurting from that huge suplex!!!
[ STIXX performs a facerake against Tony Tran. STIXX hits an eye gouge on Tony Tran. STIXX executes a lariat against Tony Tran. STIXX executes a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Tony Tran. STIXX covers Tran again and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tran gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Damn STIXX was a split second away from notching his first win!!!
[ STIXX goes for a lariat, but Tony Tran blocks it. Tony Tran gets a sleeperhold on STIXX. STIXX inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Tony Tran goes for a clothesline, but STIXX ducks out of the way. STIXX tries a European uppercut, but Tony Tran ducks out of the way. Tony Tran uses a powerslam into the turnbuckles on STIXX. Joey Jiles counts: …1 …2 …and STIXX kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Both of these men are using the corners to their advantage!! Those turnbuckles are not pillow’s people!!!
[ Tony Tran uses a facerake on STIXX. Tony Tran executes a dropkick against STIXX. Tony Tran executes a punch against STIXX. Tony Tran attempts a sleeperhold, but STIXX counters it with a jawbreaker. STIXX hits a gutwrench suplex on Tony Tran. STIXX whips Tony Tran into the turnbuckle. STIXX runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tony Tran moves out of the way. Tony Tran whips STIXX into the ropes. Tony Tran misses with a shoulderblock and STIXX counters going for the STIXX Shift Driver and going for the cover as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Tran gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – STIXX hit his finisher and Tran found a way to kick out!!!
[ STIXX attempts an uppercut, but Tony Tran steps out of the way. Tony Tran throws STIXX out of the ring. Tony Tran goes through the ropes. Tony Tran slams STIXX into the steel ringsteps. Tony Tran throws STIXX into the steel guardrail. They're brawling around the ring area. Tony Tran uses a Discus lariat on STIXX. STIXX uses an atomic drop on Tony Tran. STIXX tries a Discus lariat, but Tony Tran counters it with a crucifix. Tony Tran throws STIXX into the steel guardrail again. Tony Tran uses a brain buster on STIXX. Tony Tran executes an atomic drop against STIXX. Tony Tran nails STIXX with a Discus lariat. Tony Tran performs a back elbow against STIXX. Tony Tran throws STIXX back into the steel ringsteps. Tony Tran hits an eye gouge on STIXX. Tony Tran throws STIXX back into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Both men are unleashing holy hell on each other outside the ring!!! They are both going to feel this in the morning!!!
[ Tony Tran tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX runs into the ropes. STIXX hits Tony Tran with a kick. STIXX hits a gutwrench suplex on Tony Tran. STIXX puts Tony Tran in a bearhug. Tony Tran is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tony Tran tries to escape the hold. Tony Tran manages to grab the ropes. STIXX uses an armdrag takedown on Tony Tran. STIXX hits a fist to the midsection on Tony Tran. STIXX goes for a backbreaker, but Tony Tran counters it with a facerake. Tony Tran punches STIXX. Tony Tran punches STIXX. Tony Tran nails STIXX with a gutwrench suplex. Tony Tran uses a chop on STIXX. Tony Tran executes a waistlock takedown against STIXX. Tony Tran nails STIXX with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tony Tran hits a back elbow on STIXX. Tony Tran tries a backbreaker, but STIXX counters it with an elbowsmash. STIXX runs into the ropes. STIXX executes a lariat against Tony Tran. STIXX is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Tran kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where the hell is Tran finding the willpower to kick out of these moves Mike?! The guy hasn’t wrestled in ten years as far as I know!!!
[ STIXX launches Tony Tran across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex. STIXX hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Tony Tran and then goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Tony Tran grabs the bottom rope. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tony Tran has to thank whatever God he believes in for being so close to the fucking ropes!!!
[ STIXX tries an armdrag takedown, but Tony Tran counters it with a lariat. Tony Tran is going for the cover as Joey Jiles counts …1 …1 1/2 …and STIXX kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Weak pin attempt by Tran and STIXX easily kicked out!!
[ Tony Tran executes a European uppercut against STIXX. Tony Tran executes a clothesline against STIXX. Tony Tran whips STIXX into the ropes. STIXX executes a lariat against Tony Tran. STIXX locks Tony Tran in a Sleeperhold. Tony Tran is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tony Tran tries to escape the hold. Tony Tran tries to fight the pain. The referee raises Trans arm …and it drops!!! He raises it a second time …and it drops!!! He raises it a third time …and it drops for the last time!!! Tony Tran goes to sleep!!! ]
Time of match: 0:17:52
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, STIXX!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I hate to say it but Tony Tran had a pretty good showing tonight for a guy that hasn’t wrestled for ten years. I for one hope that this is the last we see of his useless ass.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m with you buddy. On a positive note, STIXX has finally broke into the win column and snapped his winless streak.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, earlier today our camera crew caught up with the Gold Standard in the dressing room area. Let’s watch and see what went down.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see the Guerrillas of Destiny are with Amber Nova and Alexander Stone. ]
[ The World Champion can see that his team is distracted by what happened them six nights ago on Adrenaline. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Listen up. I know what happened to each of you last Monday night sucks, but just remember that none of it was your fault.
[ Stone looks at the Worlds Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Those fucking gang bangers stuck their big noses where they didn’t belong and come Eve of Destruction, they are going to pay for that. But that’s for another time. Tonight, you have a match against those two Hill Billy fucks and it’s your time to shine and make a fucking statement that you are the best fucking tag team in the Empire!!!
[ He then looks over at the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – And you, you trusted Havok that she would follow your lead. But that bitch showed us all that she can’t be trusted when she turned her back on you and walked out on your match. That wasn’t your fault. Tonight, you put an end to Bloody Mary and bury that face painted freak!!! The Gold Standard will reign supreme tonight!!!
[ The videotron shuts down and the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hell of a pep talk by the leader of the gold standard. The problem is, no matter what he says to them it’s already in their heads.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Chain Gang and Havok are playing the long game with the Gold Standard. They all know they are going to get their shots down the road, but if they can plant the seeds of doubt early on it might affect their matches later on.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ve had a few guys get inside my head and it wasn’t pretty buddy. Chris, our next match pits Bulk and his new manager Spice against her former partner Joey Ryan. This one’s been brewing for months. Tonight, Bulk looks to end Joey Ryan once and for all. Harvey, take it away buddy!!!
In a No Holds Barred match
Bulk vs Joey Ryan
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following is a No Holds Barred match with a twenty-minute time limit. Being led to the ring by his manager Spice, and weighing in at 484 lbs.; “Big Mike” Bulk!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays across the arena and the near five-hundred-pound monster “Big Mike” Bulk storms down to the ring with Spice at his side. The duo climbs into the ring waiting for their opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – After Undisputed I bet Bulk never thought he would be right back here facing Joey Ryan again!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That little cock sucker cost Bulk his match against Kahagas Monday night and the big guy flipped right the fuck out demanding this match against Ryan.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star and part time wrestler, Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The way this guy mocks our business makes me sick!!! I’m not sure who pisses me off more, Tony Tran or this fool.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopefully tonight Bulk will put an end to this guy once and for all so we don’t have to see his ass anymore.
[ They lock up. Bulk tries the Discus Punch, but Joey Ryan ducks out of the way. Joey Ryan performs a face rake against Bulk. Joey Ryan hits Bulk. A portion of the crowd is cheering Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan hits Bulk. Joey Ryan chops Bulk.
Joey Ryan goes for the Discus Punch, but Bulk blocks it. Bulk nails Joey Ryan with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Spice cheers on Bulk from ringside. Bulk grabs a handful of hair pulling Joey Ryan up. Bulk performs a kick to the midsection against Joey Ryan. Bulk performs a European uppercut against Joey Ryan. Bulk goes for a back fist, but Joey Ryan ducks out of the way. Joey Ryan runs into the ropes and crashes to the floor as Spice pulls down the top rope. Bulk rolls out under the bottom rope. Spice comes from behind and distracts Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan throws Bulk into the steel guardrail. Spice clobbers Joey Ryan from behind with the pink vibrator!!! Todd Sinclair admonishes Spice, but what she did is not illegal. Bulk rolls Joey Ryan back into the ring. Bulk hits the Bulk Valley Driver and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Joey Ryan kicks out and quickly rolls out of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bulk went for it all right there and somehow Joey Ryan survived the onslaught.
[ Bulk rolls under the bottom rope and goes after Joey. Joey Ryan goes for a dropkick, but Bulk swats him out of the way. Bulk tries an uppercut, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Spice comes from behind and distracts Joey Ryan. They're brawling down the aisle. Bulk slams Joey Ryan into the arena wall. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Bulk uses a European uppercut on Joey Ryan. Bulk drops Joey Ryan down onto the cement stairway. Joey Ryan goes for an eye gouge but Bulk pulls Todd Sinclair in the way! Bulk is handed a steel chair by a fan and he hits Joey Ryan with it!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey Ryan is getting his fucking ass handed to him!!!
[ Spice hits Joey Ryan with the pink vibrator again. Bulk uses a bulldog on Joey Ryan. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Bulk and a few others cheering him. Bulk hits him again with the steel chair. Bulk executes a backbreaker against Joey Ryan ramming him onto the cement stairway. Bulk is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Bulk uses a headbutt on Joey Ryan. Bulk goes for a bulldog, but Joey Ryan throws him off. Spice attacks Joey Ryan from behind raking his back with her long finger nails. Todd Sinclair again admonishes Spice again, but she yells at him… ]
“Sexy” Spice – Fuck off!!!
[ Spice turns back toward Ryan, and Joey Ryan nails Spice with a running clothesline!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me sideways, Joey Ryan just took Spice’s head off her shoulders!!!
[ Bulk takes a swing at Joey Ryan with the steel chair, but he gets out of the way. Joey Ryan snatches the steel chair from him and hits him with it. Joey Ryan hits an uppercut on Bulk. Joey Ryan flings Bulk over into row of empty steel chairs. Spice gets back up and attacks Joey Ryan from behind trying to claw his eyes out. Todd Sinclair tries to grab Spice before she does some serious damage on his face. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Spice is like a fucking rabid cat!!! She wants to rip his face off!!!
[ Bulk clears the announcers' table. Bulk sets up Joey Ryan on the announcers' table and tries to drive Joey Ryan through the table with an Exploder suplex, but Joey he blocks it. Bulk goes for a back elbow, but Joey Ryan ducks out of the way. Joey Ryan gets back into the ring and Bulk follows him in. Bulk whips Joey Ryan into the ropes. Bulk uses a fist to the midsection on Joey Ryan. Bulk executes the Bulk Valley Diver on Joey Ryan and then goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:10:51
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Bulk!!!
[ Bulk grabs Spice by the hand and they walk back up the ramp seemingly satisfied that they took care of Joey Ryan. Suddenly, a female fan jumps the guardrail and dives into the ring and crawls over to Joey Ryan helping him. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hey I know her!!! That’s Katie Forbes!!! She goes by the name Cotton Candy in the porn industry!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It appears that she’s here to help Joey Ryan!!! Man, she’s got an ass that goes on forever!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stay focused buddy, stay focused!! I’m getting word that our very own Cindy Meyers met up with Tony Tran during the match. Let’s listen in to hear what was said. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tony, how are you doing after your loss tonight against STIXX after he put the sleeper hold on you?
[ Tran holds back from lashing out. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Listen to me Cindy, I never lost that match!!! That was not a sleeper hold. I know sleeper holds and that was not it!!! That was an illegal choke hold!!! I know it …you know it …STIXX knows it …and that useless General manager DDP sure as hell knows it!!!
[ He stops bitching when Tank Edge walks into the scene. ]
[ Tank stops, glares into Trans eyes, snickers and then walks off. Tran looks like he’s seen a ghost as the videotron shuts down and the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Did you see the fucking look in Tony Tran’s eyes like he just saw a ghost from his past? I think he just shit his pants!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If anyone knows the shit that Tran did when he was in the Empire it’s guys like Tank Edge. He was there through it all, good times and bad; and when it comes to Tony Tran it was mostly bad.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, it’s time for our first title match of the night. The W.W.E. Television Champion defends his title against the rising star in Raven Horse!!! It was two weeks ago when Chandler Hopkins lost his World Heavyweight title match against Alexander Stone that allowed Stone to choose Hopkins’ opponent tonight. That man would be Raven Horse!!! Harvey, old friend; the floor is yours buddy.
WWE TV title match
Chandler Hopkins © vs Raven Horse
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the W.W.E. Television championship!!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is the reigning W.W.E. Television champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!!!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts out on stage as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins looks rough as his ribs are still taped up along with a bandage on his forehead. He climbs into the ring and shows off his W.W.E. Television title belt to the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s been a rough month or so for the TV champ. He took a hell of a beating at the hands of Joey Ryan, and then he followed that up with an ass kicking at Undisputed at the hands of the Natural Disasters and then two weeks later he got it handed to him again by Alexander Stone.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – To top it off, he’s going against a guy that’s hitting his stride right now. Raven Horse has been a great addition to Reverend Azazel’s group and tonight his leadership just might pay off for Raven Horse.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Being led to the ring by Reverend Azazel, he weighs in at 247 lbs., he is Raven Horse!!!
[ The crowd boos as the native American walks out on stage to “Tattooed Attitude” by Shannon Moore. Pyro explodes all around him as he walks down to the ring alongside his manager Reverend Azazel ignoring all the fans that have turned on him due to new found attitude. He storms into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is a golden opportunity for Raven Horse to capture his first title here in the Empire. Hopkins is definitely not at a hundred percent and I have to question if he’s even at fifty percent.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You have to know that all these injuries are rolling around Hopkins’ head. The ribs. The back. The concussion. I just don’t know how much more he can take before it boils over.
[ They lock up. Chandler Hopkins chops Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins hits a forearm smash on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins rolls out under the bottom rope. Chandler Hopkins performs a spin kick against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins gets back into the ring. Raven Horse climbs back into the ring. Chandler Hopkins uses a running shoulderblock on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins uses a springboard moonsault on Raven Horse rolling him up with a pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse manages to kick out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If Hopkins was feeling any ill effects from his previous injuries it’s hard to tell early on.
[ Chandler Hopkins attempts a springboard armdrag, but Raven Horse steps out of the way. Raven Horse attempts the Curb Stomp, but Chandler Hopkins rolls out of the way. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Raven Horse misses with a clothesline. Raven Horse goes for a lariat, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with a hiptoss. Chandler Hopkins goes for an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Raven Horse counters it with an elbowsmash. Raven Horse attempts an eye gouge, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins punches Raven Horse. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins attempts a backbreaker, but Raven Horse counters it with an elbowsmash. Raven Horse uses an armdrag takedown on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins goes for an Exploder suplex, but Raven Horse counters it with an elbowsmash. Raven Horse executes an Exploder suplex against Chandler Hopkins. Quite a few boos are audible.
Raven Horse runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins misses with a kick. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a lariat.
Raven Horse uses a facerake on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Raven Horse misses with an elbow. Raven Horse hits Chandler Hopkins with a shoulderblock.
Raven Horse tries a back elbow, but Chandler Hopkins ducks out of the way. Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse into the turnbuckle. Raven Horse comes back and rocks Chandler Hopkins with a clothesline. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Chandler Hopkins and Raven Horse get hit with a double clothesline. Chandler Hopkins attempts an Exploder suplex, but Raven Horse blocks it. Raven Horse performs a lariat against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse takes Chandler Hopkins down with an Exploder suplex. Raven Horse executes an eye gouge against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse uses a brain buster on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse executes a back fist against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse hits a bulldog on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse uses a punch on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins goes for a running shoulderblock, but Raven Horse counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Chandler Hopkins counters it with a sunset flip into a cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse kicks out again!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s the second pin attempt by Hopkins tonight and you can see the frustration starting to build in Raven Horse!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins tries an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Raven Horse counters it with an elbowsmash. Raven Horse uses a Discus lariat on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with a punch. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes, but Raven Horse reverses it as
Reverend Azazel pulls down the top rope and Hopkins crashes to the floor. Todd Sinclair threatens Raven Horse with a disqualification. Raven Horse goes outside. Todd Sinclair starts his counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse drags Chandler Hopkins back into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s moves like that that can swing the tide of this match back in Raven Horses favor.
[ Raven Horse executes a gutbuster against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse runs into the ropes. Raven Horse goes for a lariat, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Raven Horse is valiantly trying to break the hold. Raven Horse grabs the ropes. Chandler Hopkins nails Raven Horse with a shooting star press. Hopkins covers Raven Horse as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a beautiful Shooting Star Press from the TV champ!!! Hopkins is the quicker man tonight!!
[ Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes and Reverend Azazel again pulls down the top rope sending Hopkins crashing to the floor. Todd Sinclair threatens Raven Horse again with disqualification. Raven Horse goes through the ropes. Raven Horse slams Chandler Hopkins into the steel guardrail. Todd Sinclair starts his count …1 …2 …and Raven Horse throws Chandler Hopkins back into the ring. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins misses with a shoulderblock. Chandler Hopkins misses with an elbow. Raven Horse uses a lariat on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse attempts a dropkick, but Chandler Hopkins steps out of the way. Chandler Hopkins tries a superkick, but Raven Horse ducks out of the way. Raven Horse hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Chandler Hopkins. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Raven Horse. Raven Horse executes the Curb Stomp against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse tries a back fist, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes and goes for the Wrangler, but Raven Horse counters it with an armdrag takedown. Raven Horse executes a fist to the midsection against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Chandler Hopkins turns in mid-air and DDTs him. Hopkins pins him as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It seems like Raven Horse has been on the defense the entire night!!! He has yet to get a pin attempt against the champion!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins uses a European uppercut on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins executes a spin kick against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins nails Raven Horse with a bulldog. Chandler Hopkins is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse out of the ring. Todd Sinclair starts his count …1 …2 …3 …and Raven Horse reenters the ring. Chandler Hopkins kicks Raven Horse. Raven Horse chops Chandler Hopkins. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Raven Horse. Raven Horse throws Chandler Hopkins out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins hangs on to the top rope. Chandler Hopkins pulls himself back in. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse. The crowd is cheering on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse punches Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse hits Chandler Hopkins. A few fans are booing Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chandler Hopkins uses a cradle piledriver on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins uses a hiptoss on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is crazy!!! I’ve lost count of the amount of times Hopkins has pinned Raven Horse and he kicked out!!! Raven Horse still has not pinned the champ!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins executes a forearm smash against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins attempts a backbreaker, but Raven Horse counters it with a facerake. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a gutbuster. Raven Horse performs the Curb Stomp against Chandler Hopkins. A few fans are booing Raven Horse. Raven Horse executes a belly-to-back suplex against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse takes Chandler Hopkins down with an armdrag takedown. Raven Horse tries an Exploder suplex, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with an elbowsmash. Chandler Hopkins tries a jumping side kick, but Raven Horse ducks out of the way. Raven Horse performs a dropkick against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse with a clothesline. Raven Horse falls out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins rolls out under the bottom rope. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Chandler Hopkins brings Raven Horse back into the ring. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Champ is on his game tonight!!! Every time Raven Horse starts to build some momentum, Hopkins is able to swing it back in his favor.
[ Chandler Hopkins uses a superkick on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins hits a Spanish Fly on Raven Horse. The crowd is cheering on Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins catches Raven Horse in an arm grapevine. Raven Horse is struggling to reach the ropes. Raven Horse inches his way towards the ropes. Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse into the turnbuckle. Chandler Hopkins hits a bulldog on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins hits a diving elbowdrop on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins performs a dragon suplex against Raven Horse and pins him as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Even though it’s been all Hopkins in this match, you have to give Raven Horse credit. He’s taken everything Hopkins has thrown at him and he’s still in this match!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins executes a duck-down move against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse with a shoulderblock. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes, but Raven Horse reverses it. Chandler Hopkins misses with an elbow. Chandler Hopkins nails Raven Horse with a running shoulderblock.
Chandler Hopkins hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse with a shoulderblock. Chandler Hopkins executes a Spanish Fly against Raven Horse. There are lots of chants for Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins rolls out under the bottom rope. Chandler Hopkins climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Raven Horse nails him in the stomach.
Chandler Hopkins falls onto the top turnbuckle and crashes to the floor. Todd Sinclair starts his count …1 …2 …3 …and Raven Horse rolls Chandler Hopkins back in under the bottom rope. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice move by Raven Horse to stop that top rope move!!! That could have ended ugly for him.
[ Raven Horse tries an arm grapevine, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins attempts a fallaway slam, but Raven Horse counters it with a forearm smash. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a lariat. A few fans are booing Raven Horse. Raven Horse performs an elbowdrop against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse throws Chandler Hopkins out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins hangs on to the top rope. Chandler Hopkins slides back in under the bottom rope. Chandler Hopkins uses a jumping side kick on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins gets an arm grapevine on Raven Horse. Todd Sinclair tells Raven Horse to respond or he'll stop the fight. Raven Horse nods. Raven Horse grabs the ropes. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins uses a back heel kick on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins executes an armbar takedown against Raven Horse. The crowd is going crazy. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Raven Horse hits Chandler Hopkins with a kick. Raven Horse performs a running double knee smash against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with an elbowsmash. Chandler Hopkins performs a back elbow against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins locks Raven Horse in a Boston crab. Raven Horse breaks the hold. Raven Horse uses a gutbuster on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse runs into the ropes. Raven Horse hits Chandler Hopkins with an elbow. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a brain buster. Raven Horse is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Raven Horse uses a back elbow on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the turnbuckle, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse with a kick. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins executes the Wrangler on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins has the crowd going wild. Chandler Hopkins goes for the pin. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …but Reverend Azazel distracts Todd Sinclair. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Azazel just saved Raven Horse’s ass right there!!! That Wrangler connected like a mother fucker nearly taking Hopkins’ head clean off!!
[ Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a lariat. Raven Horse uses a dropkick on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse gets a chokehold on Chandler Hopkins. Todd Sinclair warns Raven Horse to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and finally Chandler Hopkins reaches the ropes. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Tony Tran wants to know what an illegal choke hold is, that was an illegal choke!!!
[ Raven Horse hits a fist to the midsection on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a pumphandle backbreaker. Raven Horse is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Raven Horse executes a hair pull against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse attempts a choke against the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins chops Raven Horse. Raven Horse punches Chandler Hopkins. Quite a few boos are audible. Raven Horse punches Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse performs a hair pull against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse performs a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse makes the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Hopkins kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We are well into this match and Raven Horse just made his first pin attempt!!!
[ Raven Horse executes the Halo (the Crippler Crossface) on Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins tries to escape the hold. Chandler Hopkins is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chandler Hopkins is close to passing out from the pain. Todd Sinclair checks Chandler Hopkins's arm. He lifts it …it falls. He lifts it …it falls. He lifts it …it stays up! Chandler Hopkins fights his way out of the hold by getting to the ropes. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Raven Horse had the Halo locked in tight!!! Hopkins is reeling and Raven Horse can feel it!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins executes a backflip headscissors against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins hits a roundhouse kick on Raven Horse. There are lots of chants for Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the turnbuckle, but Raven Horse reverses it. Raven Horse hits a facerake on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse hits a DDT on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins hits a chop on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins goes for a diving elbowdrop, but Reverend Azazel shoves him off the turnbuckle. The crowd is cheering on Chandler Hopkin as Todd Sinclair threatens Raven Horse with disqualification. Reverend Azazel enters the ring and hits Chandler Hopkins with the Demonic walking cane across the back of the head!! ]
Time of match: 0:18:43
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification and STILL W.W.E. Television Champion, Chandler Hopkins!!!
[ Never seeing it coming, Raven Horse locks on the Halo (The Crippler Crossface) again!!! The crowd boos as Hopkins thrashes around screaming for help!!! More referees and the General Manager of the Empire DDP rush out to the ring forcing Raven Horse to let him go!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You knew it was coming, you could just feel it. Raven Horse threw everything he had at Hopkins, but he just couldn’t beat him and he snapped!!! This feud is far from over!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Raven Horse is a hot head and it always seems to backfire in his face!!! How much better a wrestler could this kid be if he could just keep his cool?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m getting word that Cindy Meyers is with Caged Heat. Cindy, take it away!!
[ The videotron comes on showing Cindy Meyers standing by with the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat!!! ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, tonight you get your opportunity to reclaim your Women’s World Tag Team titles from the Woke Queens who stole your titles back at Undisputed, but they are not the only team in the mix tonight as Medusa Complex has etched their way into the match.
Loca – Medusa Complex? Please bitch, those two whores got their asses handed to them back at Undisputed and now they demand a rematch? Why? Cause the Drunk Queens snuck in under the radar and beat them to the punch?
Delta – Medusa Complex, well played ladies. But be warned, we’re not just going to hand out just one ass whooping tonight, we are going to hand out two, and your asses are gonna be on the receiving end of one.
Cindy Meyers – Bringing the Woke Queens up would be melodramatic to say the least…
Loca – Stop using fancy words blondie and get to the point. Woke Queens are a couple of hood rats. Sneaking around stealing pieces of this and pieces of that. You know what we do to rats back in prison? We spring the trap and break their fucking necks!!!
Delta – Woke Queens, you’re out of your league bitches!!! This is a fight you aint gonna win!!! We just don’t want our belts back; we want you two gone for good!!!
[ Caged Heat storms off as the scene comes back to Chris and Mike at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – To say that Caged Heat is a little pissed off tonight is an understatement. They are in a real bad mood and they are ready to fuck someone up!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s been a month and I still can’t figure out why the Woke Queens would want to do this? You just woke a sleeping giant!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s not forget the wild card in all this and that’s Medusa Complex!!! They know exactly what Caged Heat is all about because they faced them just four weeks ago. This match is going to be good. Let’s go back to the ring as we are about to get it underway!!!
Women’s World Tag Team Title Triple Threat match
Caged Heat © vs Medusa Complex vs Woke Queens
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following triple threat match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!! Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 251 lbs.; Debbie Kietel and Valkyrie; they are the Woke Queens!!!
[ The crowd pops as the Woke Queens strut down to the ring with the stolen Women’s World Tag Team titles around their waists to the music of “See your hands” by Viceversah. The Woke Girls roll into the ring and they play to the fans snapping their fingers to the chants of “Woke Girls!! Woke Girls!!” as they each mount a turnbuckle and hold the titles high over-head!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They better not get used to holding those titles for very long because the odds of them walking out tonight as the World Champions are not very good!!! Their Day of Reckoning is upon us!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s hard for me to believe that a team with a winless record is getting a shot at the titles tonight. It just blows my fucking mind.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 234 lbs., Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie; they are Medusa Complex!!
[ “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie rocks the arena as the fans cheer on the very popular Medusa Complex. The two women make their way to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women nearly walked out of Undisputed the Women’s World Tag Team Champions. They gave it all they had and now they are back to try again!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The odds makers are split between Caged Heat and Medusa Complex!! It seems like Medusa Complex is just a side note in this match!!! How funny would it be if they actually walked out the champions tonight?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And finally their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Loca and Delta Lotta Pain; they are the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. Medusa Complex and Woke Queens stay back as Caged Heat storms around the ring eyeing their opponents like they want to kill them all. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women are pissed off and ready to beat the shit out of anyone that gets in their way tonight!!! Listening to them it seems like the tag titles are secondary to them.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If murder was legal then the Woke Queens would be as good as dead.
[ They lock up. Valkyrie tries a roundhouse kick, but Delta counters it with a capture suplex. Delta hits a bulldog on Valkyrie. Delta performs a European uppercut against Valkyrie. Delta takes Valkyrie down with a DDT. Delta whips Valkyrie into the ropes. Delta hits Valkyrie with a clothesline. Loca enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Loca hits a dropkick from the second rope on Valkyrie. Delta uses an enzuigiri on Valkyrie. Loca leaves the ring. Delta leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Delta runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Delta hits a dropkick to the knee on Valkyrie. Delta covers Valkyrie using the ropes for leverage as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Valkyrie gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Delta just used the ropes to help her win the match, but it wasn’t enough as Valkyrie powered out!!!
[ Yali Sapphire removes the chair from the ring. Delta runs into the ropes. Valkyrie misses with a shoulderblock. Delta hits a corner forearm smash on Valkyrie. The crowd is booing Delta. Delta performs a monkey flip against Valkyrie. Loca enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Delta and Loca hit Valkyrie with a double chop. Loca leaves the ring. Delta runs into the ropes. Delta goes for a springboard spear, but Valkyrie steps out of the way. The crowd is starting to get behind Valkyrie. Valkyrie leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Valkyrie sets up the chair. Valkyrie executes a springboard bulldog onto the chair against Delta. Valkyrie tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel executes a DDT against Delta. Debbie Kietel uses the Bronco Buster on Delta. Debbie Kietel uses an armdrag takedown on Delta. Debbie Kietel uses a bulldog on Delta. Debbie Kietel executes a rolling cutter against Delta. Debbie Kietel executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Delta. Debbie Kietel tags out to Valkyrie. Debbie Kietel tries a clothesline, but Delta counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd is booing Delta. Debbie Kietel leaves the ring. Delta uses a frog splash on Valkyrie making the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Valkyrie again gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caged Heat is taking it right at the Woke Queens just like we thought they would and Valkyrie is paying the price for their actions!!!
[ Yali Sapphire removes the chair from the ring. Delta tags out to Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Millie McKenzie executes a clothesline against Valkyrie. Millie McKenzie executes a dropkick against Valkyrie. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Valkyrie into the ropes. They hit Valkyrie with a double fist to the midsection. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Charli Evans goes for the Meteora, but Valkyrie moves out of the way. Valkyrie is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Valkyrie tags out to Debbie Kietel. Valkyrie performs a clothesline against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel tries an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Charli Evans counters it with an elbowsmash. Valkyrie leaves the ring. Charli Evans executes a springboard armdrag against Debbie Kietel.
Millie McKenzie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Valkyrie enters the ring, but gets cut off. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie hit Debbie Kietel with a double DDT. Valkyrie gets back up, but gets cut off. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Debbie Kietel into the ropes. They attempt to hit Debbie Kietel with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Debbie Kietel throws Charli Evans into the turnbuckle. Debbie Kietel charges into the corner. Debbie Kietel goes for a jumping front kick, but Charli Evans counters it with an inside cradle and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Debbie Kietel kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That firecracker Charli Evans with an awesome inside cradle nearly stealing the match!!
[ Charli Evans tags out to Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie locks Debbie Kietel in a sleeperhold. Debbie Kietel tries to escape the hold. Debbie Kietel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Debbie Kietel reaches the ropes after 16 seconds.
Millie McKenzie performs a dropkick against Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie hits a standing moonsault on Debbie Kietel and rolls her up as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Kietel kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both Caged Heat and Medusa Complex are teeing off on the Woke Queens!!! Those thieving bitches are getting their come-upping’s tonight!!!
[ Millie McKenzie performs a diving elbowdrop against Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie hits a corner forearm smash on Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie uses a fist to the midsection on Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie attempts a DDT, but Debbie Kietel counters it with a small package and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and McKenzie gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Quick thinking Debbie Keitel rolls Millie up with a small package that nearly captured the Women’s Tag titles!!!
[ Debbie Kietel runs into the ropes. Debbie Kietel uses a clothesline on Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel tags out to Delta. Delta hits a monkey flip on Millie McKenzie. Delta tags out to Loca. Loca tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Debbie Kietel runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Debbie Kietel goes for a frog splash, but Millie McKenzie moves out of the way. Millie McKenzie tags out to Loca. Loca runs into the ropes. Loca misses with a shoulderblock. Debbie Kietel misses with an elbow. Debbie Kietel hits Loca with a clothesline. Debbie Kietel hits an elbowdrop on Loca. Debbie Kietel performs a Russian legsweep against Loca. Debbie Kietel tags out to Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie executes a fist to the midsection against Loca. Millie McKenzie hits a fist to the midsection on Loca. Yali Sapphire removes the chair from the ring. Millie McKenzie hits a Russian legsweep on Loca. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie whips Loca into the ropes. Millie McKenzie executes a spinning backbreaker against Loca. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie hits a DDT on Loca. Millie McKenzie throws Loca out of the ring. Millie McKenzie rolls out under the bottom rope. Millie McKenzie performs a roundhouse kick against Loca. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Millie McKenzie runs Loca into the steel ringpost. …3 …4 …and Millie McKenzie grabs a steel chair hitting an Asai moonsault with the chair onto Loca.
…5 …6 …and Millie McKenzie reenters the ring with Loca. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes. Millie McKenzie uses a lariat on Loca. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie whips Loca into the ropes, but Loca reverses it. Millie McKenzie attempts a corner forearm smash, but Loca ducks out of the way. Loca tags out to Delta. Charli Evans enters the ring, but gets cut off. Loca tries a diving elbowdrop, but Millie McKenzie counters it with an intercept superkick. Loca leaves the ring. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes. Delta executes a chop against Millie McKenzie. Delta attempts a sleeperhold, but Millie McKenzie blocks it. Millie McKenzie performs a dropkick against Delta. Millie McKenzie uses an arm twist ropewalk chop on Delta. Millie McKenzie hits a Russian legsweep on Delta. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie attempts the Meteora, but Delta rolls out of the way. Delta performs a dropkick to the knee against Millie McKenzie. Delta tries an enzuigiri, but Millie McKenzie steps out of the way. Millie McKenzie executes a fist to the midsection against Delta followed by a thunderous DDT. Millie McKenzie is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Delta kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You could hear Delta’s head bounce off the canvas with a sickening thud!!!
[ Millie McKenzie whips Delta into the ropes. Delta hits Millie McKenzie with a kick. Millie McKenzie springs to her feet.
Charli Evans enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Charli Evans uses a diving elbowdrop on Delta. Millie McKenzie executes an enzuigiri against Delta. A few fans are cheering on Millie McKenzie. Loca enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Millie McKenzie and Charli Evans hit Delta with a double elbowdrop. Charli Evans leaves the ring. Millie McKenzie uses a jumping front kick on Delta. Charli Evans enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Millie McKenzie and Charli Evans whip Delta into the ropes. They hit Delta with a double fist to the midsection. Charli Evans leaves the ring. Millie McKenzie performs a diving elbowdrop against Delta. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Delta into the ropes. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie hit Delta with a double enzuigiri. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Delta into the ropes. They hit Delta with a double backdrop. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Delta into the ropes. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie hit Delta with a double clothesline. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring.
Charli Evans performs a DDT against Delta. Charli Evans attempts a European uppercut, but Delta ducks out of the way.
Delta tries a springboard spear, but Charli Evans counters it with a kneelift. Charli Evans hits a corner forearm smash on Delta. The crowd is starting to get behind Charli Evans. Charli Evans performs a dropkick to the knee against Delta.
Charli Evans whips Delta into the ropes. Delta uses a clothesline on Charli Evans. Charli Evans springs to her feet. Charli Evans executes a springboard spear against Delta and then goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Delta kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Did you just see that second rope springboard spear!!! I gotta tell you Charli Evans has gold written all over her!!!
[ Charli Evans tags out to Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie attempts a Russian legsweep, but Delta counters it with an elbowsmash. Delta executes a huracanrana from the second rope against Millie McKenzie. Delta throws Millie McKenzie out of the ring. Millie McKenzie hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Delta notices it and knees Millie McKenzie in the back. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Millie McKenzie reenters the ring. Delta performs a high knee against Millie McKenzie. The crowd is booing Delta. Delta tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel executes a ripcord cutter against Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel puts Millie McKenzie in a sleeperhold. Millie McKenzie is valiantly trying to break the hold. Millie McKenzie manages to grab the ropes. Debbie Kietel uses a chop on Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel tries a Russian legsweep, but Millie McKenzie counters it with an elbowsmash. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Millie McKenzie hits a DDT on Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans tries a frog splash, but Debbie Kietel gets her knees up. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Debbie Kietel performs a dropkick to the knee against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel hits a dropkick on Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel throws Charli Evans out of the ring. Charli Evans hangs on to the top rope. Debbie Kietel sees it and knees Charli Evans in the back. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Charli Evans reenters the ring. Debbie Kietel nails Charli Evans with a lariat. Debbie Kietel hits a standing moonsault on Charli Evans and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Evans kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man the Woke Queens nearly won it there with that huge standing moonsault!!!
[ Debbie Kietel runs into the ropes. Debbie Kietel misses with an elbow. Debbie Kietel misses with a shoulderblock.
Debbie Kietel misses with a kick. Charli Evans hits a jumping front kick on Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel springs to her feet.
Debbie Kietel executes a ripcord cutter against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Evans kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That ripcord cutter nearly took Evans’ head off!!!
[ Debbie Kietel tags out to Valkyrie. Valkyrie executes a huracanrana from the second rope against Charli Evans. Valkyrie whips Charli Evans into the ropes. Charli Evans uses a lariat on Valkyrie. Charli Evans runs into the ropes. Charli Evans hits Valkyrie with a clothesline. Charli Evans tags out to Delta. Delta locks Valkyrie in a Texas Cloverleaf. Valkyrie is valiantly trying to break the hold. Valkyrie tries to fight the pain. Valkyrie is writhing in pain. Yali Sapphire asks Valkyrie if she's had enough. Valkyrie shakes her head. Delta lets go as Valkyrie reaches the bottom rope. Delta covers Valkyrie as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Valkyrie gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That Texas Cloverleaf nearly folded Valkyrie in half!!!
[ Delta tags out to Loca. Loca and Delta hit Valkyrie with a double DDT. Loca and Delta hit Valkyrie with a double DDT.
Delta leaves the ring. Loca hits a clothesline on Valkyrie. Loca tags out to Charli Evans. Charli Evans throws Valkyrie into the turnbuckle. Charli Evans runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Valkyrie moves out of the way. Valkyrie goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Charli Evans steps out of the way. Charli Evans tags out to Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel enters the ring, but gets cut off. Millie McKenzie and Charli Evans whip Valkyrie into the ropes. They attempt to hit Valkyrie with a double clothesline, but she counters it with a duck-down move. Valkyrie hits them with a double clothesline. Charli Evans leaves the ring. Valkyrie performs a dropkick against Millie McKenzie. Valkyrie runs into the ropes. Valkyrie nails Millie McKenzie with a high knee. Valkyrie executes a lariat against Millie McKenzie. Valkyrie tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel hits a diving elbowdrop on Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Debbie Kietel catches Millie McKenzie in an arm grapevine. Millie McKenzie is struggling to reach the ropes. Millie McKenzie manages to grab the ropes. Millie McKenzie springs to her feet. Millie McKenzie whips Debbie Kietel into the ropes, but Debbie Kietel reverses it. Millie McKenzie executes a lariat against Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes. Debbie Kietel hits Millie McKenzie with a kick. Debbie Kietel uses a dropkick on Millie McKenzie. Valkyrie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Charli Evans enters the ring and lays out Valkyrie. Millie McKenzie and Charli Evans hit Debbie Kietel with a double diving elbowdrop. Charli Evans leaves the ring. Millie McKenzie sends Debbie Kietel into the turnbuckle. Debbie Kietel comes back and rocks Millie McKenzie with a clothesline. Debbie Kietel tries a clothesline, but Millie McKenzie counters it with a crucifix pinning her Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Kietel kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Again Medusa Complex was a split second away from winning the gold!!!
[ Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Valkyrie enters the ring, but gets cut off. Millie McKenzie uses a clothesline on Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Debbie Kietel. A portion of the crowd is cheering Charli Evans. Valkyrie gets back up, but gets cut off. Millie McKenzie nails Debbie Kietel with a bulldog.
Charli Evans climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Debbie Kietel throws her to the mat. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Debbie Kietel performs a clothesline against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel executes a bulldog against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel tags out to Loca. Loca attempts a standing moonsault, but Charli Evans gets her knees up. Charli Evans tags out to Millie McKenzie. Delta enters the ring and throws Charli Evans out of the ring. Loca and Delta hit Millie McKenzie with a double 6-1-9. Delta leaves the ring. Loca attempts a lariat, but Millie McKenzie counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Loca is struggling to reach the ropes. Loca inches her way towards the ropes. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Millie McKenzie uses a clothesline on Loca. Charli Evans executes a frog splash against Loca and rolls her up as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Loca kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Again Charli Evans was seconds away from winning this match!!! What a huge Frog Splash off the top rope!!!
[ Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Charli Evans tries a twisting somersault splash, but Loca rolls out of the way and she crashes to the mat. Loca covers Charli Evans as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Evans gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me, Evans crashed and burned on that high-risk move!!!
[ Loca performs a legsweep against Charli Evans. Loca nails Charli Evans with a twisting somersault splash. Quite a few boos are audible. Loca executes a fist to the midsection against Charli Evans. Loca goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Charli Evans blocks it. Charli Evans performs a chop against Loca. Charli Evans uses a chop on Loca. Charli Evans executes a diving elbowdrop against Loca. Charli Evans nails Loca with another frog splash for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Loca kicks out of it. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The second frog splash on Loca and for the second time she’s able to kick out of it!!!
[ Charli Evans gets an arm grapevine on Loca. Debbie Kietel makes the save. Loca uses a monkey flip on Charli Evans.
Loca tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel whips Charli Evans into the ropes, but Charli Evans reverses it. Debbie Kietel misses with a clothesline. Charli Evans tries a clothesline, but Debbie Kietel counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Debbie Kietel acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Debbie Kietel nails Charli Evans with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Debbie Kietel uses a lariat on Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel executes a springboard bulldog against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel puts Charli Evans in a Texas Cloverleaf. Charli Evans manages to grab the ropes. Debbie Kietel whips Charli Evans into the ropes. Charli Evans misses with a shoulderblock. Charli Evans uses a springboard spear on Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans performs a chop against Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans performs a bulldog against Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans uses a lariat on Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Valkyrie enters the ring and lays out Millie McKenzie. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Valkyrie. Debbie Kietel and Valkyrie whip Charli Evans into the ropes. They hit Charli Evans with a double backdrop. Valkyrie leaves the ring. Debbie Kietel tries an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Charli Evans counters it with a kick to the midsection. Charli Evans catches Debbie Kietel totally by surprise. Charli Evans nails Debbie Kietel with a superkick!!! Charli Evans goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Kietel grabs the ropes!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That superkick came out of fucking nowhere!!! Evans gets my MVP vote for this match!!!
[ Charli Evans performs an enzuigiri against Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans executes a twisting moonsault against Debbie Kietel going for the win and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Kietel grabs the ropes. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What’s it going to take to put Debbie Kietel away?! She’s taken just about everything that Medusa Complex could hand out to her!!!
[ Millie McKenzie gets back in the ring and she and Charli Evans nails Debbie Kietel with the Petrification (Millie does Suplex and Charli does Super kick)!!! Charli Evans covers Debbie Kietel as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:21:48
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners of this match and NEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions, Medusa Complex!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I am as stunned as both Caged Heat and the Woke Queens look right now!!! Medusa Complex came into this match as an afterthought in a lot of people’s minds and here they are walking out the new Women’s World Tag Team Champions!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would have bet my entire years pay that Caged Heat was going to retain their titles and bring them home. But no, Medusa Complex has fucking stunned the world tonight!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We have had our first major upset of the night along with our first title change!!! I’m getting word that our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with Bloody Mary. Let’s go to the back and see what the number one contender has to say about her big match coming up.
[ The videotron comes to life and we see Cindy Meyers standing next to Bloody Mary. ]
Cindy Meyers – Mary, six nights ago you pinned the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova just days ahead of tonight’s match. What did that match teach you heading into tonight?
Bloody Mary – It taught me that Amber is human as much as you and I am. She bleeds just like you and I. And she can feel the pain of the Red Wedding just like anyone else does!!! If she bleeds, and she can feel pain; then she can be beat!!! She likes to gloat that she’s the best female wrestler in the Empire!! The Queen bee. Tonight, I dethrone that bitch’s ass!!!
[ Bloody Mary pauses as Havok and Maria Manic walks on set. ]
Jessicka Havok – Easy girl. We aren’t here to fuck you up before your big match. We come in peace.
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Yeah, we just want you to know that we got your back!!
Bloody Mary – Just like you had my back last week when you hit me with the belt?!
[ Maria smiles at her. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – I was caught up in the moment. No hard feelings, right?
[ Havok and Maria walk away as the show swings back to Mike and Chris ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I gotta tell you, with fucking friends like that who needs enemies?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You know as well as I do that they can’t be trusted. They both have their own ulterior motives that drive them.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, our next match is a big one as the World Tag Team champions the Guerrillas of Destiny take on the Lynch Mob!! This one should be good!! Harvey, take it away buddy!!!
World Tag Team title match
The Guerillas of Destiny © vs The Lynch Mob
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the World Tag Team titles. Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 433 lbs., Joey and Matt Lynch; “The Lynch Mob”!!
[ A mixture of cheers and boos ring out as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the two brawling brothers march out on stage. They high five each other and race down to the ring diving under the bottom ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two men have busted their asses to get back into title contention!! Tonight, they have their first title match here in the Empire!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And what a fucking match it’s going to be. Neither team is very technical savvy. They are all brawlers and would rather beat your ass down than any fancy high flying moves!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the current and reigning World Tag Team Champions; Tanga Loa & Tama Tonga, they are the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base showing off their World Tag Team titles. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These guys are beasts Chris. They have wrestled all over the world and have held titles on just about every continent!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These guys are going to bring the fight to you every minute you’re in the ring with them. Their goal is to fuck you up plain and simple!!!
[ They lock up. Tama Tonga executes a chop against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga executes a Muscle Buster against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga whips Joey Lynch into the ropes, but Joey Lynch reverses it. Joey Lynch misses with a shoulderblock. Joey Lynch uses a dropkick on Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Joey Lynch tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga uses a cradle suplex on Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Tama Tonga attempts a spear, but Joey Lynch counters it with a kick to the head. Joey Lynch nails Tama Tonga with a Muscle Buster. Joey Lynch attempts a Shining Wizard, but Tama Tonga rolls out of the way. Tama Tonga tags out to Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa tries a football tackle, but Joey Lynch counters it with a kneelift. In turn, Tanga Loa counters it with a legsweep. Tanga Loa nails Joey Lynch with a splash. Tanga Loa uses the ropes for leverage. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The referee never saw it, but Tanga had his hands on the ropes for leverage!!! They know they are in a fight tonight!!!
[ Tanga Loa tries a cradle suplex, but Joey Lynch counters it with an elbowsmash. Joey Lynch punches Tanga Loa. A small "Joey Lynch" chant is being started. Joey Lynch kicks Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch tags out to Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga enters the ring and lays out Joey Lynch.
Tama Tonga performs a Discus lariat against Matt Lynch. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tanga Loa nails Matt Lynch with a diving elbowsmash. Tanga Loa is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Tama Tonga leaves the ring. Tanga Loa runs into the ropes. Tanga Loa misses with a clothesline. Matt Lynch locks Tanga Loa in an abdominal stretch. Tanga Loa is struggling to reach the ropes. Tanga Loa is inching his way towards the ropes and finally gets to them and Matt Lynch lets go. Matt Lynch kicks Tanga Loa. The crowd is starting to get behind Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch punches Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa kicks Matt Lynch. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tanga Loa kicks Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa chops Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch punches Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa punches Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa performs a football tackle against Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa punches Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa punches Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch punches Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch performs a dropkick against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch executes a mounted punch against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch performs an atomic drop against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch goes for a go-behind, but Tanga Loa counters it with an elbowsmash. Tanga Loa launches Matt Lynch across the ring with a release German suplex. The crowd is booing Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa tags out to Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa whip Matt Lynch into the ropes. They hit Matt Lynch with a double kick to the midsection. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga whips Matt Lynch into the ropes, but Matt Lynch reverses it. Tama Tonga and Matt Lynch get hit with a double clothesline. Tama Tonga tries a Discus lariat, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch performs a DDT against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch tags out to Joey Lynch. Tanga Loa enters the ring, but gets cut off. Joey Lynch and Matt Lynch hit Tama Tonga with a double splash. Tanga Loa gets back up, but gets cut off. Joey Lynch and Matt Lynch whip Tama Tonga into the ropes. They hit Tama Tonga with a double elbowsmash. Matt Lynch leaves the ring. Joey Lynch uses a Discus lariat on Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch performs a bridging Exploder suplex against Tama Tonga and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Tama shoots his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful bridge on that suplex by Joey Lynch!!!
[ Joey Lynch goes for a go-behind, but Tama Tonga reverses it. Joey Lynch re-reverses it. Joey Lynch takes Tama Tonga down with a cradle suplex. The crowd is starting to get behind Joey Lynch. Joey Lynch takes Tama Tonga down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Joey Lynch tags out to Matt Lynch. Joey Lynch hits a cradle suplex on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch attempts a diving elbowsmash, but Tama Tonga counters it with a faceslam. Joey Lynch leaves the ring. Tama Tonga hits a cradle suplex on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga tags out to Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa hits an uppercut on Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa hits an atomic drop on Matt Lynch. A fan at ringside badmouths Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa hits a clothesline on Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa goes for a hair pull, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch tags out to Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga enters the ring, but gets cut off. Matt Lynch performs a belly-to-belly suplex against Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch hits a diving elbowsmash on Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch leaves the ring. Joey Lynch executes the Curb Stomp against Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch attempts a Muscle Buster, but Tanga Loa counters it with a sunset flip. Tanga Loa uses the ropes for leverage as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s the second time Tanga has used the ropes to help his chances of winning this match!!! The referee better open his damn eyes!!!
[ Tanga Loa runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch tries a bodyslam, but Tanga Loa counters it with a facerake. Tanga Loa tries a Muscle Buster, but Joey Lynch blocks it. Joey Lynch nails Tanga Loa with a DDT. The crowd is starting to get behind Joey Lynch. Joey Lynch executes an armbar takedown against Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch runs into the ropes. Tanga Loa misses with a clothesline. Joey Lynch hits Tanga Loa with an elbow. Joey Lynch runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch hits a running knee strike on Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch nails Tanga Loa with a spear. Joey Lynch covers Tanga Loa. Joey Jiles and counts …1 …2 …and Tanga kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That spear nearly took Tanga out of his boots!!!
[ Joey Lynch nails Tanga Loa with a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles. Joey Lynch throws Tanga Loa out of the ring. Joey Lynch jumps onto him with a diving elbowsmash. Joey Lynch slams Tanga Loa into the steel guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tanga Loa executes an armdrag takedown against Joey Lynch. Tanga Loa throws Joey Lynch into the steel ringpost. Tanga Loa is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Tama Tonga comes over to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga tries a clothesline, but Joey Lynch counters it with a Gorilla Press. Joey Lynch sets up Tanga Loa on the turnbuckle. Joey Lynch executes a flying elbow smash on Tanga Loa on the concrete floor!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Talk about fucking sacrificing your body to win the belts!!! The Lynch Mob is pulling out all the stops tonight!!!
[ Joey Lynch uses a DDT on Tanga Loa. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …Matt Lynch comes over to make it two-on-one. Matt Lynch goes for a clothesline, but Tanga Loa counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Tanga Loa hits a diving elbowsmash on Joey Lynch. Tanga Loa throws Joey Lynch into the steel guardrail. Joey Jiles counts …3 …4 …Tanga Loa executes a bodyslam against Joey Lynch. Tanga Loa reenters the ring. Joey Lynch follows him back in. Joey Lynch tags out to Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch nails Tanga Loa with a release German suplex. Matt Lynch attempts a clothesline, but Tanga Loa counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Matt Lynch counters it with a slidedown. Matt Lynch attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Tanga Loa counters it with a facerake. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Tanga Loa uses a European uppercut on Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Matt Lynch steps out of the way. Joey Lynch enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Matt Lynch and Joey Lynch whip Tanga Loa into the ropes. They hit Tanga Loa with a double elbowsmash. Joey Lynch leaves the ring. Matt Lynch whips Tanga Loa into the ropes. Matt Lynch performs a chop against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch hits an uppercut on Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch runs into the ropes. Tanga Loa misses with a clothesline. Tanga Loa hits Matt Lynch with a backdrop. Matt Lynch falls out of the ring. Tanga Loa goes for a diving shoulderblock off the apron, but Matt Lynch moves out of the way. Tanga Loa is out cold. The crowd is cheering on Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch shoves Tanga Loa into the steel guardrail. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …Matt Lynch performs an armbar takedown against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch throws Tanga Loa back into the ring. Matt Lynch whips Tanga Loa into the ropes, but Tanga Loa reverses it. Matt Lynch hits a football tackle on Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch whips Tanga Loa into the ropes, but Tanga Loa reverses it. Matt Lynch performs a clothesline against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch tries a back elbow, but Tanga Loa ducks out of the way. Tanga Loa tags out to Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa hit Matt Lynch with a double eye gouge. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga executes a hair pull against Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Matt Lynch steps out of the way. Matt Lynch goes for a mounted punch, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga tries an atomic drop, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch throws Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle, but Tama Tonga reverses it. Tama Tonga catches Matt Lynch in a boot choke. Joey Jiles warns Tama Tonga to let go and counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Tama Tonga lets Matt Lynch go before he tries a ropeburn, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch kicks Tama Tonga. The crowd is cheering on Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch hits Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch with a kick. Tama Tonga uses an armdrag takedown on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga performs a dropkick to the knee against Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch springs to his feet. Matt Lynch uses a clothesline on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch tries a bridging Exploder suplex, but Tama Tonga counters it with an elbowsmash. Tama Tonga takes Matt Lynch down with a cradle suplex. Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Joey Lynch enters the ring and lays out Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch performs a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Matt Lynch climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tama Tonga throws him to the mat. Joey Lynch enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa whip Matt Lynch into the ropes. They hit Matt Lynch with a double clothesline. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa whip Matt Lynch into the ropes. They hit Matt Lynch with a double elbowsmash. Joey Lynch leaves the ring. Tama Tonga executes a Discus lariat against Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga tries a running knee strike, but Matt Lynch ducks out of the way. Matt Lynch hits a dropkick to the knee on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch executes a mounted punch against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch executes an eye gouge against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch runs into the ropes. Matt Lynch executes a spear against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch tries an armdrag takedown, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga executes an uppercut against Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga kicks Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch hits Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Matt Lynch hits Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch tags out to Joey Lynch. Matt Lynch nails Tama Tonga with a Muscle Buster. Joey Lynch performs a diving elbowsmash against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch leaves the ring. Joey Lynch executes an eye gouge against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch hits Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga punches Joey Lynch. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tama Tonga kicks Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga takes Joey Lynch down with an armdrag takedown. Tama Tonga performs a gutbuster against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga uses a fist to the midsection on Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga uses a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Joey Lynch and goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Massive DVD into the corner folds Joey Lynch in half!! What power by Tama Tonga!!!
[ Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch hits Tama Tonga with an elbow. Joey Lynch executes an armbar takedown against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch sends Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle. Joey Lynch runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tama Tonga lifts his knee. Tama Tonga nails Joey Lynch with a gutbuster. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga covers Joey Lynch and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tama is working over Joey nicely stopping him from tagging out to his brother Matt getting his fresh man into this match.
[ Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa whip Joey Lynch into the ropes. They hit Joey Lynch with a double elbowsmash. Matt Lynch enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tanga Loa tries a clothesline, but Joey Lynch counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Tanga Loa manages to grab the ropes. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Joey Lynch goes for a spear, but Tama Tonga counters it with a kneelift. Tama Tonga chops Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga hits Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga tries a release German suplex, but Joey Lynch counters it with an elbowsmash. Joey Lynch whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Joey Lynch tries a spear, but Tama Tonga counters it with a backdrop. Tama Tonga launches Joey Lynch across the ring with a release German suplex. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga performs a Muscle Buster against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga performs a fist to the midsection against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga performs the Curb Stomp against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch misses with a kick. Tama Tonga misses with an elbow. Tama Tonga performs a running knee strike against Joey Lynch. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tama Tonga uses a Discus lariat on Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey grabs the ropes!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You can see that Joey doesn’t have the strength left to kick out so he used his great ring awareness to reach out and grab the bottom rope!!!
[ Tama Tonga goes for a slap, but Joey Lynch blocks it. Joey Lynch runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch goes for a spear but Tama Tonga pulls Joey Jiles in the way and Joey Jiles is wiped out! Yali Sapphire comes running down to the ring. Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa hit Joey Lynch with a double chop. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga whips Joey Lynch into the ropes. Joey Lynch executes a running knee strike against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch attempts a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Tama Tonga counters it with a kneebar. Joey Lynch makes it to the ropes. Tama Tonga whips Joey Lynch into the ropes, but Joey Lynch reverses it. Joey Lynch hits Tama Tonga with a backdrop. Joey Lynch tags out to Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch performs a slap against Tama Tonga. Joey Jiles slowly regains consciousness. Matt Lynch chops Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tama Tonga punches Matt Lynch. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga kicks Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Matt Lynch steps out of the way. Matt Lynch hits a gutbuster on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch takes Tama Tonga down with a release German suplex. Matt Lynch is going for the pin. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tama kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice German Suplex by Matt Lynch nearly won them the belts, but Tama just got the shoulder up before the new referee Yali Sapphire could count to three!!!
[ Matt Lynch goes for the kill shot and hits a splash on Tama Tonga and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tama gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That splash had to be fifteen feet in the air and the impact on Tama, I still can’t figure out how the fuck he kicked out!!!
[ Matt Lynch sends Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle. Matt Lynch catches Tama Tonga in a choke against the ropes. Joey Jiles warns Matt Lynch to let go as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Matt Lynch takes Tama Tonga down with a release German suplex. Matt Lynch hits a slap on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch runs into the ropes. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch with a shoulderblock. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch with a clothesline. Tama Tonga nails Matt Lynch with a release German suplex. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tama Tonga executes a hair pull against Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga uses an armbar takedown on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga nails Matt Lynch with an armbar takedown. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Matt Lynch uses a chop on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch attempts a diving elbowsmash, but Tama Tonga counters it with an intercept superkick. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch springs to his feet. Matt Lynch whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Matt Lynch hits Tama Tonga with a clothesline. going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and again Tama gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tama just barely got his shoulder up. He’s been in this match for a long fucking time. He needs to tag out and get the fresh man in.
[ Matt Lynch performs an atomic drop against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch launches Tama Tonga across the ring with a release German suplex. Matt Lynch uses a cradle suplex on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch uses an eye gouge on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch attempts an eye gouge, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga executes a slap against Matt Lynch.
Tama Tonga whips Matt Lynch into the ropes, but Matt Lynch reverses it. Matt Lynch uses a dropkick on Tama Tonga.
Matt Lynch tries a Discus lariat, but Tama Tonga counters it with a hiptoss. Tama Tonga whips Matt Lynch into the ropes. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch with a backdrop. Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa hit Matt Lynch with a double belly-to-back suplex. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga tries a gutbuster, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch attempts a running knee strike, but Tama Tonga ducks out of the way. Tama Tonga hits a bodyslam on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga performs a cradle suplex against Matt Lynch as Tama Tonga goes for the cover and Tama Tonga uses the ropes for leverage as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Matt kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The momentum of this match quickly turns in the favor of the champions again as Tama and Tanga used some nice double team moves to swing the tide in their favor.
[ Tama Tonga hits a gutbuster on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga tries a European uppercut, but Matt Lynch ducks out of the way. Matt Lynch tags out to Joey Lynch. Joey Lynch attempts a clothesline, but Tama Tonga ducks out of the way. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch misses with a clothesline. Joey Lynch executes a backbreaker against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch hits a dropkick on Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch tries a running knee strike, but Tama Tonga ducks out of the way. Tama Tonga whips Joey Lynch into the ropes, but Joey Lynch reverses it. Joey Lynch misses with a kick. Tama Tonga executes a spear against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga uses a dropkick on Joey Lynch. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga attempts a clothesline, but Joey Lynch ducks out of the way. Joey Lynch performs a Discus lariat against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch sends Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle. Joey Lynch tries a boot choke, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga executes a Cradle DDT against Joey Lynch and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Joey Lynch gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Brothers need to know that the clock is ticking on their World Tag Team championship opportunity tonight. We have just crossed the twenty-five-minute mark!!!
[ Tama Tonga nails Joey Lynch with a Discus lariat. Tama Tonga gets a guillotine choke on Joey Lynch and Joey Lynch manages to grab the ropes. Tama Tonga sets up Joey Lynch on the turnbuckle as Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga hits the Kill Shot (The Dudley Death Drop) on Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Matt Lynch rushes into the ring, but doesn't make it in time …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:25:56
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and STILL the World Tag Team Champions, the Guerrillas of Destiny!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck what a match we just witnessed!!! The Lynch Mob nearly took the champs to the limit, but taking the champs to the time limit doesn’t win you the belts unless you can actually pin them!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re right. The Lynch Mob wrestled a great match, but it don’t mean shit in wrestling unless you can get the one, two, three on them!!! There’s no title belts for second place losers!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Mike, I’m getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by with Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse. Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see Cindy Meyers standing next to Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse. ]
Cindy Meyers – Gentlemen, earlier tonight we all watched as you, Reverend Azazel; interfered in you clients match costing him the W.W.E. Television championship.
[ Azazel laughs at her comments. ]
Reverend Azazel – Cindy, you simple minded little girl; we never came into this match with the Television title in mind. No, no, no, little girl; our main goal was to hurt Chandler Hopkins. To beat him down until he can’t stand!!! No, Chandler Hopkins needs to be put in his place and when we… Raven Horse is through with him; he will be begging us to take the T.V. title from him.
[ Raven Horse stares right into the camera. ]
Raven Horse – Hopkins, this fight between you and I; you’re going to wish I took your title from you tonight!!!
[ Raven Horse and Reverend Azazel storm off the set as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If I heard the Reverend correctly, their plan all along was to soften up Hopkins. The beat the man down until he can’t even defend the T.V. title at all.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I really am dumbfounded that they didn’t just take their best shot tonight. Hopkins came into this match already in less than one hundred percent after the matches he’s had this past month or so.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m sure after hearing Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse talking that we have not seen the end of these two and their bigger plan has yet to be played out. Folks, up next is our huge Triple Threat match for the brand new Women’s National title!!! Let’s go back to the ring as Harvey Weinstein is standing by!!!
WWE Women’s Triple Threat National title match
Havok vs Su Yim vs Shanna Furguson
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the vacant Women’s National championship!!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 155 lbs., she is “The Beast” Shanna Furguson.
[ The crowd boos as “The Trainer Battle” of the Pokémon Guitar Cover plays Shanna storms down to the ring, bare foot and dressed in her UFC garb. She dives under the bottom rope and starts to pace around like a mad woman motioning for her opponents to get their asses out here. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna is all fucking pumped up for this match. It’s a huge opportunity for her after coming off a slow start in her short career here in the Empire.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Shanna comes into this match with a two and three record, but it was her win three weeks ago against Amber O’Neal that solidified her in this championship match!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her first opponent, making her way to the ring, weighing in at 115 lbs., she is “The Zombie Bride” Su Yim!!!
[ Some fans cheer and some boo as from the back, the Zombie Bride crawls out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Undead Bride” sends chills down everyone’s spines. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Su Yim also came off a very good win four weeks ago against Gabby Jetson to get her record to two and two.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I hate to say it but when DDP chose the three women who were going to wrestle in this match it had to be in his head how they wrestled in their most recent matches. The old adage, what have you done foe me lately always comes into play.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their final opponent, making her way to the ring, weighing in at 264 lbs., she is Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring never taking her eyes off the Women’s champion. ]
[ Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring knowing that this is one of the biggest matches of her career. A chorus of boos ring down on her as she soaks it all in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This crazy ass bitch walked out on the Women’s World Champion last week on Adrenaline in the main event as they took on Bloody Mary and Maria Manic costing her team the win and most importantly, costing the undefeated Amber Nova her first loss here in the Empire!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Havok proved to everyone that she can’t be trusted!!! She’s in it for herself and she will stab anyone in the back to get her shot at the Women’s World title!!!
[ The bell rings as Havok chops Su Yim. Su Yim chops Havok. Havok chops Su Yim. Havok kicks Su Yim. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Havok tries a lariat, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Su Yim tries a superkick, but Havok ducks out of the way. Havok attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Su Yim counters it with an elbowsmash. Su Yim uses a legsweep on Havok. Su Yim climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Havok nails her in the stomach. Su Yim falls onto the top turnbuckle. Su Yim falls back into the ring. Havok goes for a ripcord cutter, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Su Yim throws Havok out of the ring. Su Yim goes through the ropes to the floor. Su Yim rolls out of the ring and throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim nails Havok with a Russian legsweep. Su Yim attempts a jumping front kick, but Havok ducks out of the way. Havok shoves Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Havok tries a DDT, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim performs a clothesline against Havok. Su Yim slams Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim attempts an elbowdrop, but Havok rolls out of the way. Havok throws Su Yim into the steel ringpost. The crowd is booing Havok. Havok uses an elbowdrop on Su Yim. Havok throws Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Havok performs a rolling cutter against Su Yim. Havok uses a fist to the midsection on Su Yim. Havok whips Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Havok goes for a dropkick, but Su Yim steps out of the way. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Havok attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Su Yim counters it with an elbowsmash. Su Yim shoves Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim hits a bulldog on Havok. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim knocks Havok into the steel ringpost. The crowd is cheering on Su Yim. Su Yim tries a dropkick, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok uses a European uppercut on Su Yim. Havok attempts a high knee, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Havok tries a dropkick, but Su Yim steps out of the way. The crowd is cheering on Su Yim. Su Yim goes for an enzuigiri, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok throws Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Havok tries an Asai moonsault, but Su Yim counters it with an intercept superkick. Su Yim performs a legsweep against Havok. Su Yim whips Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim performs a DDT against Havok. Su Yim attempts a European uppercut, but Havok ducks out of the way. Havok throws Su Yim back into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Su Yim and Havok have spent about five minutes or so beating the shit out of each other outside the ring as the referee let the action go.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Being a Triple Threat match, DDP has determined that this match be officiated under No Disqualification rules!!! There will be a champion crowned tonight!!! But did you also see that Shanna never got involved? Smart move by Shanna to let her opponents beat the ever-loving hell out of each other while she stands by staying fresh.
[ Su Yim uses a corner forearm smash on Havok. Su Yim tags out to Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson uses a spinning backbreaker on Havok. The crowd is starting to get behind Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson executes an elbowdrop against Havok. Shanna Furguson performs a monkey flip against Havok. Shanna Furguson whips Havok into the ropes. Havok misses with a shoulderblock. Havok executes a corner forearm smash against Shanna Furguson. Havok tags out to Su Yim. Su Yim executes a lariat against Shanna Furguson. Su Yim hits a springboard spear on Shanna Furguson. Su Yim is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Shanna gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Incredible springboard spear off the top rope to take Shanna down!!!
[ Su Yim performs a spike piledriver against Shanna Furguson. Su Yim goes for the cover again Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 1/2 …and again Shanna kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Su Yim went for it all right there, Mike!!! She knew that Shanna was still hurting from that crazy ass spear so she followed it up with a spike piledriver!!!
[ Su Yim uses an enzuigiri on Shanna Furguson. Su Yim executes the 6-1-9 against Shanna Furguson. Su Yim whips Shanna Furguson into the ropes, but Shanna Furguson reverses it. Shanna Furguson hits Su Yim with a clothesline.
Shanna Furguson whips Su Yim into the ropes. Su Yim misses with a clothesline. Su Yim attempts an Asai moonsault, but Shanna Furguson counters it with an intercept superkick. Shanna Furguson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shanna Furguson performs a snap dragon suplex into the turnbuckles against Su Yim. A portion of the crowd is booing Shanna Furguson as she covers Su Yim and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Su Yim kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That snap dragon suplex sent Su Yim’s head snapping back after it connected against the middle rope!!! She has to be feeling that!!!
[ Su Yim springs to her feet. Su Yim throws Shanna Furguson out of the ring. Shanna Furguson hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Shanna Furguson pulls herself back in. Shanna Furguson tags out to Havok. Havok nails Su Yim with a superkick. Su Yim springs to her feet. Su Yim uses a chop on Havok. Su Yim hits a monkey flip on Havok. Su Yim whips Havok into the ropes. Su Yim hits Havok with an elbow. Su Yim tags out to Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson uses a corkscrew legdrop on Havok. Shanna Furguson attempts a clothesline, but Havok counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Shanna Furguson gets ahold of the ropes. Havok goes for a springboard spear, but Shanna Furguson counters it with
a piledriver. Shanna Furguson goes for a standing moonsault, but Havok gets her knees up. Havok whips Shanna Furguson into the ropes, but Shanna Furguson reverses it. Havok hits Shanna Furguson with a clothesline. Havok covers Shanna Furguson as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Su Yim makes the save. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Su Yim just saw the title slipping out of her hands and she did the only thing that she could do and that’s save Shanna’s ass!!! Smart thinking on her part!!!
[ Shanna Furguson uses a Russian legsweep on Havok. Shanna Furguson uses a diving elbowdrop on Havok. Havok springs to her feet. Havok uses a springboard armdrag on Shanna Furguson. Havok nails Shanna Furguson with a Russian legsweep. Havok hits a corner forearm smash on Shanna Furguson. A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Havok attempts a European uppercut, but Shanna Furguson ducks out of the way. Shanna Furguson attempts a DDT, but Havok counters it with a kneebar. Shanna Furguson is struggling to reach the ropes. Shanna Furguson inches her way towards the ropes when Havok executes the Meteora against Shanna Furguson pinning her and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Shanna kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Havok is using all her power to beat Shanna down. Havok is determined to win this title tonight!!!
[ Havok executes an arm twist ropewalk chop against Shanna Furguson. Havok performs a legsweep against Shanna Furguson. Havok executes an enzuigiri against Shanna Furguson. Havok tags out to Su Yim. Su Yim tries the Meteora, but Shanna Furguson rolls out of the way. Shanna Furguson uses a spinning backbreaker on Su Yim. A portion of the crowd is cheering for Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson leaves the ring and returns with a steel chair. Shanna Furguson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair nailing a lariat against Su Yim. Shanna Furguson uses a spinning backbreaker on Su Yim. Shanna Furguson nails Su Yim with an enzuigiri. Shanna Furguson is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 1/2 …and Su Yim gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice springboard lariat off that chair that nearly took Su Yim’s head off her shoulders!!!
[ Su Yim springs to her feet. Su Yim hits a high knee on Shanna Furguson. Su Yim tags out to Havok. Havok goes for an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Shanna Furguson counters it with a kneelift. Shanna Furguson tags out to Su Yim. Su Yim performs a springboard armdrag against Havok as she covers Havok and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s going to take more than that to pin Havok. She’s such a big and muscular woman and right now the freshest woman in the match!!!
[ Su Yim nails Havok with a dropkick from the second rope. Yali Sapphire removes the chair from the ring. Su Yim hits a chop on Havok. Su Yim tags out to Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson nails Havok with a springboard spear. The crowd is cheering on Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson tags out to Su Yim. Su Yim throws Havok out of the ring. Havok hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Su Yim notices Havok hanging on. Havok pulls herself back in. Su Yim clotheslines Havok over the top rope. Su Yim rolls out under the bottom rope. They're brawling inside the ring area. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim hits a monkey flip on Havok. Su Yim shoves Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim executes a roundhouse kick against Havok. Su Yim executes a jumping front kick against Havok. Su Yim hits a high knee on Havok. Su Yim uses a twisting somersault splash on Havok. Su Yim knocks Havok into the steel ringpost. Su Yim goes for a ripcord cutter, but Havok throws her off. Havok hits a fist to the midsection on Su Yim. Havok goes for a European uppercut, but Su Yim blocks it. Havok performs an armdrag takedown against Su Yim. Havok executes a chop against Su Yim. Su Yim uses a chop on Havok. Su Yim nails Havok with a roundhouse kick. Su Yim uses a legsweep on Havok. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim performs a chop against Havok. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim shoves Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim runs Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim performs a legsweep against Havok. Su Yim whips Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim tries a dropkick, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok uses a fist to the midsection on Su Yim. Havok tries a Russian legsweep, but Su Yim counters it with an elbowsmash. Havok tries a roundhouse kick, but Su Yim blocks it. Havok performs an Asai moonsault against Su Yim. Havok throws Su Yim into the steel ringsteps. Havok nails Su Yim with the Phoenix Splash. Havok executes a frog splash against Su Yim. Havok uses a roundhouse kick on Su Yim. Havok shoves Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Su Yim climbs back into the ring. Havok rolls back in under the bottom rope. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m having flashbacks of how this championship match started with Su Yim and Havok beating the ever-loving shit out of each other and Shanna watching from the apron!!!
[ Su Yim tags out to Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson nails Havok with a DDT. Shanna Furguson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Shanna Furguson covers Havok as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and somehow Su Yim makes the save. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna was a split second away from winning the title until Su Yim at the last second made the diving save!!!
[ Havok clubs Shanna Furguson. Havok kicks Shanna Furguson. Havok whips Shanna Furguson into the ropes. Havok catches Shanna Furguson in a sleeper hold but Shanna Furguson makes it to the ropes breaking it. Havok leaves the ring and returns with a steel chair. Havok runs into the ropes and springs off the chair going for a diving clothesline, but Shanna Furguson catches her on her shoulders and nails the Beast Slayer (a sit down powerbomb into a pin) on Havok!!! The sold out crowd explodes to their feet as Shanna Furguson goes for the pin and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:26:40
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and NEW Women’s National Champion, Shanna Furguson!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna’s done it Chris!!! What a fucking counter to the flying clothesline!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Absolutely amazing as she drove the two hundred- and sixty-four-pound Havok down to the mat and pinned her to capture the title!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Congratulations to Shanna Furguson in her first title win here in the Empire!!! I’m sure the entire Women’s division was watching tonight and are jockeying for position to get their shots at the new champion!!! Chris, Cindy Meyers is standing by with Caristico just moments before his huge title opportunity tonight. Let’s go to the back.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see Cindy Meyers standing by with Caristico. ]
Cindy Meyers – Caristico, tonight in your match; it is not only for Tito Escobar’s United States Heavyweight title; but if you lose you have to unmask yourself right here on pay per view in-front of millions of people watching around the world. What’s going through your mind going into a match with such high stakes.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Cindy, in my country; the Lucha mask means everything to my people. It’s more than just a mask, it’s a symbol of everything that I have fought for in my entire career. But when I was issued the challenge by Tito Escobar to put my mask on the line, I knew I could beat him. That I’m better than him and that nothing he or his thugs Los Vipers could do to stop me!!! Tonight, I not only bring back the United States Heavyweight title back to its’ former glory, but I put an end to the Cartel once and for all.
[ Caristico walks off the set as the show goes back to Mike and Chris. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, this match has huge implications for both men. For Tito, it’s all about the title that he’s putting on the line. For Caristico, it’s about his legacy and heritage as he puts his mask on the line.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t have explained what both men are putting on the line any better. Both men have a shit ton to lose tonight if they get pinned. How far will both men go to walk out the champion?!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well, that question is about to get answered as this match is about to get under way. Harvey, it’s all yours buddy. Let’s get this shit started!!!
WWE United States title match
Title vs Mask
Tito Escobar © vs Caristico
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is a title versus mask match!!! Making his way to the ring and being accompanied by Los Vipers, weighing in at 198 lbs., he is the current and reigning United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. The United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar struts out all cocky with his Mexican Heavyweight championship around his waist followed by Los Vipers to the booing of the sold-out crowd. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes with a cocky ass smile on his face. Los Vipers follow him in and mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Champion has chosen to come down to the ring first and this sold-out crowd is letting the Cartel know exactly how they feel about them!!! Tito enters this match with a five and one record and his only loss coming to Boris Drago in the second round of the World title tournament back on January 25th.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The guy is a wealth of talent. It’s too bad he’s such a dick. And why the hell do Los Vipers even listen to his bullshit? He’s turned a nice young tag team into a bunch of fucking street thugs that are just here to do his dirty work.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 180 lbs., he is “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico is looking great coming off his handicap match against Los Vipers that set this title match up.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yes, he does; but he’s got a huge uphill battle against him tonight with Tito Escobar standing in his way!!! He loses, he loses his mask!!! How would that affect him as he moves on in the future? We are about to find out!!!
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Tito Escobar executes a Spanish Fly against Caristico. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tito Escobar is goes for the quick pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Caristico gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That quick pin in less than a minute into this match is a pure insult to Caristico. It just goes to show you how much he doesn’t respect his challenger tonight.
[ Tito Escobar attempts a backbreaker, but Caristico counters it with a facerake. Caristico hits a Muscle Buster on Tito Escobar. Caristico is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tito Escobar misses with a kick. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a clothesline. Tito Escobar falls out of the ring. Caristico jumps onto him with a car crash cross body to the floor. Caristico has the crowd going wild. Caristico throws Tito Escobar back into the ring. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a spinning heel kick. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with an elbow. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes, but Caristico reverses it. Tito Escobar goes for a clothesline, but Caristico counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a diving elbowsmash off the top rope. The crowd is behind Caristico all the way. Caristico is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a huge elbow drop by Caristico, that won so many matches for the legendary Macho Man back in his day!!!
[ Caristico performs a backbreaker against Tito Escobar. The crowd is giving Caristico a standing ovation. Caristico tries a release German suplex, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar attempts a jumping side kick, but Caristico ducks out of the way. Caristico performs an armbar takedown against Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Tito Escobar. Caristico uses the Curb Stomp on Tito Escobar. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Caristico. Caristico runs into the ropes. Caristico misses with a shoulderblock. Tito Escobar misses with a clothesline. Caristico executes a clothesline against Tito Escobar. Pedro Supremo tosses Tito Escobar the Mexican Heavyweight title as Santos distracts the referee. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with it and goes for the pin as he uses the ropes for leverage. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and then sees Tito using the ropes so she stops the count. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good awareness by the referee to see Tito using the ropes for the added leverage to try and steal this match early on.
[ Tito Escobar chops Caristico. Tito Escobar chops Caristico. Tito Escobar is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Tito Escobar goes for a roundhouse kick, but Caristico ducks out of the way. Caristico uses a hair pull on Tito Escobar and goes for a small package going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A quick small package by Caristico almost won him the United States Heavyweight title!!!
[ Caristico uses a DDT on Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar begs off but Caristico pays no attention and takes Tito Escobar down with a cradle suplex. Caristico attempts a forearm choke, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a kick. Tito Escobar nails Caristico with an enzuigiri. Tito Escobar is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Tito Escobar nails Caristico with a running bulldog and then tries for a Shining Wizard, but Caristico rolls out of the way backsliding Tito going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and again Tito kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tito is on his heels tonight!!! It seems he has looked past Caristico and wasn’t prepared for this match at all.
[ Caristico uses a European uppercut on Tito Escobar. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a Discus lariat. Caristico nails a standing dropkick against Tito Escobar as he goes for the cover and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Tito gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caristico is throwing the book at Tito and the champ still has enough left in him to power out!!
[ Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a spear. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Caristico uses an atomic drop on Tito Escobar. Caristico chops Tito Escobar. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. Caristico hits a chop on Tito Escobar. Caristico tries a running knee strike, but Tito Escobar ducks out of the way. Tito Escobar executes a springboard armdrag against Caristico. Tito Escobar leaves the ring. He returns with a steel chair. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Tito Escobar uses a bulldog on Caristico. Tito Escobar is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Tito Escobar executes a dropkick against Caristico. Tito Escobar goes for the Red Angel, but Caristico counters it with a kick to the thigh. The crowd is giving Caristico a standing ovation. Caristico attempts a go-behind, but Tito Escobar counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Caristico is valiantly trying to break the hold. Caristico is struggling to reach the ropes. Caristico inches his way towards the ropes breaking it. Tito Escobar drags Caristico to his feet and hits a bulldog against Caristico. Tito Escobar is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Tito Escobar is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Caristico powers out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico is feeling it tonight as he powers out at just one and Tito is stunned that he didn’t get the win!!!
[ Tito Escobar climbs to the top rope and nails a shooting star press against Caristico going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tito is throwing everything he’s got at Caristico and somehow, someway the Mexican Sensation is finding a way to power out!!!
[ Caristico springs to his feet and hits a cradle suplex on Tito Escobar. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Caristico.
Caristico is going for the pin and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico has this match won Chris!!! One more move and Tito is done!!! We are going to have a new United States Heavyweight Champion!!!
[ Caristico goes for a DDT, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a kick. Tito Escobar executes a springboard armdrag against Caristico. Tito Escobar performs a fallaway slam against Caristico. Tito Escobar uses a flying cross body press on Caristico into a pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Caristico gets a shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amazing Chris!!! Caristico kicked out again!!! Where is he finding the energy to kick out of these moves?
[ Tito Escobar performs a rolling clothesline against Caristico. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Caristico and Tito Escobar get hit with a double clothesline. Caristico executes a Muscle Buster against Tito Escobar. Caristico performs a chop against Tito Escobar. Caristico attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Tito Escobar turns in mid-air and lands on him. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and again Caristico kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What an amazing counter by the champion to turn that suplex into a slamming pin attempt!!!
[ Tito Escobar is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Tito Escobar tries a European uppercut, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico throws Tito Escobar out of the ring. Tito Escobar hangs on to the top rope. Caristico sees it and breaks Tito Escobar's grip. Caristico jumps onto him with a car crash cross body to the floor. Caristico throws Tito Escobar back into the ring. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a Discus lariat. Caristico chops Tito Escobar. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. Caristico performs a go-behind against Tito Escobar. Caristico executes a slap against Tito Escobar. Caristico executes a running knee strike against Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a Muscle Buster on Tito Escobar. Caristico runs into the ropes, but Pedro Supremo pulls down the top rope and Caristico crashes to the floor. Yali Sapphire threatens Tito Escobar with disqualification. Tito Escobar goes through the ropes and hits a Pele kick against Caristico. Yali Sapphire count …1 …2 …and Tito Escobar shoves Caristico into the steel guardrail. Tito Escobar rolls Caristico back into the ring and follows him in. Caristico takes Tito Escobar down with an armbar takedown. The crowd erupts. Caristico takes Tito Escobar down with a cradle suplex. Tito Escobar begs him off asking for mercy. Caristico performs a backbreaker against Tito Escobar. Caristico catches Tito Escobar in a sleeperhold. Tito Escobar makes it to the ropes breaking the move. Caristico hits a fist to the midsection on Tito Escobar. Caristico kicks Tito Escobar. Caristico hits Tito Escobar. Caristico kicks Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a slap on Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with an elbow. Caristico springs to his feet. Caristico uses an armdrag takedown on Tito Escobar. Caristico puts Tito Escobar in a choke against the ropes. Yali Sapphire warns Caristico to let go counting …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes. Tito Escobar tries a back heel kick, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico uses a fist to the midsection on Tito Escobar. Caristico performs a dropkick against Tito Escobar. Caristico locks Tito Escobar in an arm grapevine and Tito Escobar manages to grab the ropes breaking the move. Caristico goes for a Discus lariat, but Tito Escobar counters it with a hiptoss. Tito Escobar performs a tiger driver against Caristico going for a pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Beautiful Tiger Driver by the champion, but Caristico again kicks out!!! There’s still life in the challenger and Tito can’t believe it!!!
[ Tito Escobar performs a bulldog against Caristico. Tito Escobar is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Tito Escobar executes a mounted punch against Caristico. Tito Escobar hits a backbreaker on Caristico. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a spear. The crowd is behind Caristico all the way. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Caristico uses a clothesline on Tito Escobar. Caristico attempts a running knee strike, but Tito Escobar ducks out of the way. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes, but Caristico reverses it. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a clothesline. Caristico performs a DDT against Tito Escobar. Caristico runs into the ropes. Caristico tries a football tackle, but Tito Escobar counters it with a choke sleeper. Caristico gets ahold of the ropes breaking it. Tito Escobar throws Caristico out of the ring. Tito Escobar goes through the ropes as Yali Sapphire starts her counts …1 …2 …and Tito Escobar drives Caristico into the steel ringsteps. Caristico performs a bridging Exploder suplex against Tito Escobar. …3 …4 …5 …6 …and Caristico rolls Tito back into the ring. Caristico runs into the ropes. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a shoulderblock followed by a cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tito thrusts his shoulder up at the last split second. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What an incredible match folks!!! These two men could be the top guys on any show in this business!!!
[ Caristico uses a fist to the midsection on Tito Escobar. Caristico executes a European uppercut against Tito Escobar.
Caristico goes for a release German suplex, but Tito Escobar counters it with a facerake. Tito Escobar attempts a backbreaker, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico hits a spear on Tito Escobar. The chants for Caristico are deafening.
Caristico performs a bodyslam against Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes. Tito Escobar uses a back heel kick on Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a duck-down move against Caristico. Tito Escobar tries a back heel kick, but Caristico counters it with a cradle suplex. Caristico runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar misses with an elbow. Caristico uses a spear on Tito Escobar. The crowd is behind Caristico all the way. Tito has had enough as he rolls under the bottom rope to the floor, grabs his Mexican Heavyweight title and walks up the ramp with Los Vipers with him.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Caristico as the referee starts her countout …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …6 …7 …8 …9 …10!!! ]
Time of match: 0:17:41
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by count out, Caristico!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I can’t believe what I just witnessed!!! Tito Escobar, the United States Heavyweight Champion; just tucked his tail between his ass cheeks and walked out on this match!!! What a fucking chicken shit!!! He knew he was going to get beat and he would rather take the DQ than get pinned right here on pay per view!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more Mike. Tito knew he was in a world of trouble. He knew the fans were behind Caristico right from the start!!! Tito could feel the title slipping from his fingers and he couldn’t stomach the thought of it!!! He did the only thing he could do to keep the belt and that was to walk out!!! We all may hate it, but it was a pretty smart move by the champion. The bigger question is, where does Caristico go from here now that he doesn’t win the United States title?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have a hard time believing that we have seen the last of these two guys squaring off!!! Anyway, we have Cindy Meyers standing by with the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!! Cindy, it’s all yours!!!
[ The videotron comes to life as we see Cindy Meyers standing by with Alexander Stone. ]
Cindy Meyers – Alexander, we are less than an hour away from your huge non-title, unsanctioned Hell in a Cell match against the Greatest of All Time Tank Edge. Are you ready for this match tonight?
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Am I ready? You ask that question like Tank actually has a chance of beating me tonight. Tank was the best in the Empire, but that was a decade ago!!! You all talk and act like the old Tank Edge… the Monster just walked back into the building and all things are going to go back like they once were. Let me tell you all something… the Tank Edge you are going to see tonight is a shell of the man he was ten years ago!!! That Tank Edge has undergone three neck surgeries!!! He’s been a non-factor in this business since the Empire shut down!!! Hell, he was doing autograph signings down at the VFW for ten bucks for the past five years!!! Even his DVD sales are non-existent!!! So, I ask you; what makes any of you think that he can stand a chance against me? I am the best in the business!!! I am the future of this company!!! I am the man that is going to carry the Empire for years to come!!! Tonight, I bury the G.O.A.T. forever!!!
[ Stone storms off the set as the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You know, you as a fan may not like what the champ is selling; but if you listen to him, everything he is saying is true. Tank is a shell of the man he once was. He has hit rock bottom much like most retired wrestlers. Do I think he can beat Stone tonight? I don’t know. Nobody ever thought that Buster Douglas would have beaten Mike Tyson in Japan that night, but it happened.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I believe in a punchers chance. But if Tank is believing that he can beat Stone then he’s delusional. The old man is living in the past and he better wake up before he wakes up in a hospital emergency room tonight!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time for the Women’s World title match!!! Last week on Adrenaline we all watched in awe as Bloody Mary pinned Amber Nova giving her the champions first loss here in the Empire. Let’s go back to the ring for this huge championship match!!
Women’s World title match
Amber Nova © vs Bloody Mary
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the Women’s World Championship!!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the current and reigning Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a hell of a swerve last week on Adrenaline when Havok walked out on the Women’s champion costing Amber her first loss here in the Empire.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Couldn’t have happened to a nicer young lady. Last week was a horrible night for the Gold Standard as both Amber Nova and the Guerrillas of Destiny suffered their first defeats. The tag champs managed to pull out a win tonight, can Amber? We shall see.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 150 lbs., Bloody Mary!
[ “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson rocks the arena as the Bloody Mary walks down to the ring alone. There is a mixture of cheers and boos as the crowd roars. Reaching the ring, she dives under the bottom rope and poses for the crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bloody Mary is coming off two very good wins the past few weeks. One, a singles match against Havok and the other the tag team match where she teamed with Maria Manic to go on and defeat Amber Nova and Havok.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s on one hell of a hot streak coming into this match, but tonight is going to be the biggest match of her career. What a huge upset it would be if she could pull off the win tonight and pin the Women’s World champion!!!
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Bloody Mary goes for an enzuigiri, but Amber Nova uses a high knee on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova is going for an early pin as she uses the ropes for leverage. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Bloody Mary manages to get her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Mary went for the quick strike, but Amber had that scouted perfectly and popped her with a knee!!!
[ Amber smiles down at Bloody Mary taunting her. ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You think you’re better than me? You not even in my league!!! I’ll always be better than you!!! You don’t stand a chance…
[ And she’s interrupted as the crowd explodes to their feet cheering. She stops and looks up seeing Havok and Maria Manic walk down to the ringside area together. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have a feeling that these two women aren’t out here to scout the match Mike!! Shit’s about to go down!!!
[ Amber Nova hits a Russian legsweep on Amber Nova. Todd Sinclair checks on Bloody Mary as she is favoring her right knee. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This doesn’t look good!!! Bloody Mary has suffered some sort of knee injury on the leg sweep move by Amber Nova!!!
[ Bloody Mary performs a corner forearm smash against Amber Nova. Bloody Mary tries a high knee, but Amber Nova ducks out of the way. Amber Nova hits a dropkick to the already injured knee of Bloody Mary. Amber Nova whips Bloody Mary into the turnbuckle. Bloody Mary comes back, but is met with an elbow. Amber Nova performs a jumping front kick against Bloody Mary. Amber Nova executes a fist to the midsection against Bloody Mary. Amber Nova performs a dropkick against Bloody Mary. Amber Nova hits a springboard spear on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova is starting to get under the crowd's skin. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Things are getting pretty bad for Bloody Mary as Amber Nova is turning up the heat beating her down!!!
[ Amber Nova uses an elbowdrop on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova hits a corner forearm smash on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova tries a corner forearm smash, but Bloody Mary ducks out of the way. Bloody Mary performs a ripcord cutter against Amber Nova. Amber Nova springs to her feet. Amber Nova whips Bloody Mary into the ropes. Bloody Mary misses with a kick. Amber Nova hits Bloody Mary with the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT)!!! Amber Nova goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Bloody Mary gets a shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Amber hit the Nova Driver and she’s shocked that it didn’t finish Mary off!!!
[ Todd Sinclair removes the chair from the ring. Amber Nova hits a DDT on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova hits a ripcord cutter on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova throws Bloody Mary out of the ring and she crashes to the floor. Amber Nova goes through the ropes and runs Bloody Mary into the steel ringsteps. The crowd is booing Amber Nova. Suddenly, Maria Manic ambushes Amber Nova from behind hitting her in the head with the Women’s World title as Havok distracts the referee up on the ring apron. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We just found out what they were out here for!!! They set-up an ambush on the Women’s champion!!!
[ Bloody Mary rolls Amber Nova back into the ring and hits her with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:46
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and NEW Women’s World Champion, Bloody Mary!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit, with the assist of Maria Manic and Havok; Bloody Mary has just beaten the former Women’s champion Amber Nova!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We’ve got a new Women’s champion and I couldn’t be happier!!! The Gold Standard just took a huge kick to the balls!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t even fathom it if the Tag Champs would have lost tonight!!! Damn that would have been exciting!!! Buddy, I’m hearing that Cindy is backstage with the Greatest of All Time Tank Edge!! Let’s see what Tank has to say going into his huge Hell in a Cell match tonight!!!
[ The videotron comes on showing Cindy Meyers alongside Tank Edge. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tank, first off; welcome back to the Empire.
The Greatest of All Time “The Monster” Tank Edge – Thank you Cindy.
Cindy Meyers – Tonight you come out of retirement to face the current World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone inside a Hell in a Cell. How have you prepared yourself after being out of action for over ten years?
The Greatest of All Time “The Monster” Tank Edge – First off, there’s no way anyone can prepare for a Hell in a Cell match. There are so many variables going into such a brutal match that no matter how much you study tape something fucked up is bound to happen.
Cindy Meyers – What about the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone? Some have said that the two of you are carbon copies of each other except for the age difference and that Stone could be the one man that shatters your title record.
[ Tank chuckles at the thought. ]
The Greatest of All Time “The Monster” Tank Edge – The only thing the two of us have in common is that we both wrestle for the Empire. That punk ass bitch will never be me!!! Tonight, I take that wanna-be to school and teach him how to be a real-World champion.
Cindy Meyers – Can I be so bold to ask what the future brings for you after tonight’s match? Can we expect to see you in other matches?
The Greatest of All Time “The Monster” Tank Edge – The only thing I’m focused on now is my fight tonight. After that, I’ll have to see how my body feels.
Cindy Meyers – Thank you Tank. Good luck in your match tonight. Guys, back to you.
[ The videotron shuts down and the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The G.O.A.T. sounds good and looks good. I just hope he doesn’t suffer any real bad injuries tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have not been in many Hell in a Cell matches to my recollection, but those that I have heard about it changes you.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event of the evening. Tank Edge has come out of retirement to face off against Alexander Stone in a non-sanctioned Hell in a Cell match!!! This one is going to be brutal!! Let’s get right to the action!!!
Main Event Hell in a Cell match
Alexander Stone © vs Tank Edge
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following Hell in a Cell match is set for one fall with a sixty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 252 lbs., he is a twenty-five-time World Champion and a World Wrestling Empire Hall of Famer and arguably the Greatest of All Time… he is “The Monster” Tank Edge!!!
[ "Painkiller" by Judas Priest starts up as the lights go red, the Greatest of All Time champion "The Monster" Tank Edge emerges as flames fire up down the ramp to the ring. The crowd explodes to their feet as he walks straight to the cell and climbs in. He walks to one of the corner sand stands there as fireworks go off all around him. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tank is looking like he’s great shape coming into this match!!! He is absolutely the crowd favorite.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I think that he’s in great shape for a guy that has had three neck surgeries and has been out of a wrestling ring for over ten years. The fans may love him, but he’s not the favorite to win tonight’s match!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 251 lbs.; he is the leader of the Gold Standard and the reigning and current Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!
[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Alexander Stone marches down to the ring without his World Heavyweight title. The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him as he climbs into the cell, mounts the second rope and pans across the sold-out arena before staring down Tank. Stone jumps off the turnbuckle, gets right in Tanks face and spouts at him… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You wanted this beating mother fucker; you’re going to get one!!! You should have kept your ass at home!! Don’t blame me for what I’m about to do to you!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone is ripped!!! And notice that he doesn’t have his world title with him tonight!!! This match has nothing to do with the World Championship. This is all about proving who is the man moving forward in the Empire!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What would happen if Tank wins tonight? Could that set him up for a title shot down the road? Man, just think about it!!!
[ The tension in the cell is so thick you could cut it with a knife. As the bell sounds, both men are locked in the ominous structure with only one thing in mind and that’s to end the other once and for all. They lock up, as if there wasn’t a hellish steel structure surround the ring and immediately begin exchanging a variety of basic grapples. Stone does a go behind on Tank. Tank quickly reverses and pulls Stone to the canvas with an amateur takedown. Tank grabs Stone’s head into a side headlock and torques it back. Stone rolls forward and gets to his feet, unlocking his head from Tank and then when he puts just enough room between the two, he shoots out a front thrust kick right to the arm of Tank! That knocks the challenger back and Stone leaps forward with a clothesline, taking Tank to the mat. Almost immediately he grabs the arm and starts trying to go for an armbar submission, but Tank weasels his way free before it can be locked in. Not that Stone cares, he stays on the arm, jamming the point of his elbow into the shoulder and arm area of Tank. Time after time he bashes the challenger, but then as he goes for another, Tank hops to his feet and whips Stone around with a belly-to-belly suplex! Tank pounds forearms into the back of Stone now, as Stone is stunned. Tank with a quick lifting knee and he grabs him from behind, perhaps with a German suplex in mind. Stone manages to grab the top rope to block and then elbows Tank in the face. He quickly turns around with a big forearm to the challenger. He’s jamming lefts and rights into Tank’s head. But Tank starts fighting back with shots of his own. They trade blows for a moment until Tank gets the upper hand by sending several right hands to the face of Stone and slowly has Stone reeling against the ropes. Tank with a headbutt! That one has Stone dazed. Stone is backed up and Tank sends him over the top rope courtesy of a huge clothesline! Stone goes sprawling to the outside, the back of one of his legs flipping up and hitting the steel structure on the outside. Tank goes right to the outside, giving chase and grabbing that leg that smacked against the steel and repeating the move, making sure to ram the heel right into the steel cage wall. Tank clearly has ankle lock in mind, as he repeatedly rams Stone’s foot into the cage wall. Stone tries to crawl away a bit, but Tank grabs that leg and then drops down with a DDT to the concrete floor! Tank then hoists Stone up by the back of his tights and throws him back first into the steel cage wall. He grinds the back of Stone’s head into the steel mesh and then pulls him forward into an inverted atomic drop. Tank with a drop kick! That knocks Stone back first into the cell again and as he comes barreling forward from the momentum, Tank flips him over with a throw and tries to drop down into a Fujiwara armbar. Stone is trying to wrestle himself free, but Tank just about has it cinched in. Finally, Stone reaches up and rakes the eyes of Tank. Stone hobbles up to his feet, trying to shakes some feeling back in that leg that Tank has been working over. He waits for Tank to turn around and chops him in the throat. He then elbows Tank in the face and rams Angle head first into the steel cell wall!!! He goes for another shot, but Tank kicks him in the knee, right on that injured leg. Stone goes to a knee. Tank grabbed a handful of hair and brought Stone up and set him against the cage, back first. Huge reverse knife edge chop by Tank. Stone is trapped against the Cell, nowhere to go but just to take these chops. Another chop from Tank. Then a big forearm for good measure. Stone tries to return fire, but Tank pounds him into the cell. Tank chops at the chest of Stone once more, his chest now turning a slight red color. Tank now walks Stone over to the steel ringpost and once again backed up. He goes for another clothesline but Stone is able to duck at the last minute and Tank’s own arm was wrapped around the solid steel post. Stone grabs Tank and rams that arm against the steel post again. He then rolls Tank into the ring and climbs up to the apron. As Tank slowly gets to his feet, holding his arm and shoulder, Stone flips over the ropes with a diving lariat! That turns Tank inside out and Stone quickly covers …1 …2 … and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It didn’t take long for both men to use the hellacious structure to each of their advantages!!!
[ Stone doesn’t seem to care and he starts kneeing Tank in that arm. But Stone’s own knee is throbbing. He pounds on Tank’s arm through the pain and using the other knee as a weapon. He lifts Tank up and does a quick snap suplex. He throws Tank into the corner of the ring, and Stone delivers his own sizzling reverse knife edge chop to the challenger. Then Stone whips Tank all the way across the ring into the other turnbuckles. He charges in with a brain scrambling clothesline. Tank got caught hard on that exchange. Then Stone climbs up the ropes 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7…. 8… 9… 10 huge punches to the top of the head of Tank. Stone jumps down and Tank stumbles around out of the corner. Stone lifts him up and bash’s his knee right into the side of Tank’s head. Stone is slow to cover as he rolls over and hooks the leg as the referee counts …1 …2 … and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tank is taking a brutal beating Mike, but this match is far from over!!!
[ Neither man moves for a moment but you can see the look of frustration beginning to settle in on the face of Stone. Stone struggles up to his feet and Tank takes a moment to shake the cobwebs lose himself. Stone grabs Tank and sends him into the ropes, catching him just under the chin with a big back elbow. As Tank goes down, Stone grabs the arm and is able to trap Tank in the cross-arm breaker but Tank is able to escape by reaching the ropes. He gets back up to his feet, but Stone grabs him from behind in a big backwards suplex! Dropping Tank right onto his shoulder. Stone starts hammering away at that area again. Shot after shot, just violent and physical. Stone grabs him by the back of the head and starts ramming it into the canvas. Stone goes for the Anaconda Vice yet again and this time he’s got it locked in! Tank is hurting here, his shoulder, arm and elbow have taken some serious abuse in the last few minutes. Tank struggles to get free. Trying to do anything and everything to break this hold. He’s not as close to the ropes as he was before and there’s no break it in sight except for his arm possibly breaking. Tank lifts Stone up while in the vice and then dropping him down back first. Both men are down, Stone releasing the hold and clutching the back of his head. Neither man moves for a moment. Finally, Stone is up as Tank staggers up to his feet as well. Stone comes off the ropes going for a clothesline, but Tank catches him around the midsection nailing an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Tank hits him with a Samoan Slam, but Stone counters and hits him with a Spinning kick to the face! That would knock most men out but Tank nips up and is ready for Stone again, and the pair lock up! Tank has Stone up into the buckles and peppers him with forearms. Tank this time with the upper hand, whips Stone to the ropes, and pop-up powerbombs him as Stone comes back toward him!!! Thunderous powerslam from Tank. Tank lifts Stone up and nails a full nelson slam! Tank begins lifting Stone back to his feet, whipping him again to the ropes, Stone grabs the ropes to stop himself rebounding back towards Tank, who follows in, tries to clothesline Stone over the top for a second time, but Stone pulls the top rope down and sends Tank flying over and out!!! Tank clatters to the outside smacking his face against the Hell in the Cell and immediately busing his head open. Stone dives right through the middle rope and takes Tank down with a flying forearm!!! Tank’s head now bashes into the steel cage wall from behind! Stone slowly extricates himself from Tank and starts stomping away at him, being mindful to smash the full weight of his boot against Tank’s skull and essentially using the cell like a cheese grater to the back of Tank’s head. Each time he stomps down on Tank’s head, it smashes it further and further into the cage. Stone lifts him up finally, but doesn’t give Tank much reprieve, ramming him back first into the Hell in the Cell. He then whips Tank into the ring apron, stomach first. Stone begins unloading with kicks to the ribs and decking Tank in the stomach and then rising up with an uppercut that nearly has the challenger seeing the lights. Stone begins drilling him repeatedly with knee strikes. He then rams the back of Tank’s body into the steel cell wall again and then throws him back into the ring. Stone slowly climbs up to the top rope and he has something in mind. From the top with a flying elbow smash!!! Stone drives the very point of his elbow into the heart of Tank. A little spurt of blood erupts from Tank’s head from the force of the impact. He doesn’t cover but simply starts laying into Tank with savage punches, one right after the other. Tank is knocked out it seems and Stone reaches down and grabs his throat, cinching him around the neck and choking out his opponent. Finally, Stone covers as the referee starts counting …1 …2 …2 ½ … and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I just don’t know how much more of a beating Tank can take!! Stone is kicking the ever-loving shit out of him!!!
[ Tank somehow kicks out! Stone can’t quite believe it. You can see a sense of desperation coming over him now. Stone now with a dragon sleeper!!! Stone has Tank in the middle of the ring, and he’s digging that knee into his back for good measure. The referee checks for submission, but it sure seems like Tank is out. His blood drips from the top of his head as he’s bent over nearly in half. He may have passed out from the agony. The referee grabs Tank’s limp left arm and raises into the air, and it drops for one! Three strikes and he’s out, as the arm gets raised for a second time and dropped for a second time! Stone wrenches the hold on tighter and deeper. He’s got Tank turning purple. This is the moment of truth, hand into the air and Tank is fighting through it!!! His hand starts to shake violently as he battles back, summoning up a bit of resolve and resistance, breaking free of Stone’s hold! He fights up to his feet, but before he can do anything, Stone spins around with a discus clothesline taking him off his feet and straight to the mat! Stone looks around, trying to devise his next move. Tank got back to his feet he was met with a high knee that sent him back down. Stone wiped his hands as if he was done with the situation. Stone drops to the mat and places one arm over him …1 …2 … and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – How much more fight is left in Tank? He’s proven that he can take a beating!!! He’s got nothing left to prove!!! Stay down for Christ sakes!!!
[ Tank is not about to simply be put away. His blood stains the canvas as Stone starts to get bad intentions. Stone rolls to the outside and unhinges the top steel steps. He hoists them up and over the ropes dropping them into the center of the ring. He grabs Tank by the head, looking to do something, but Tank has taken this time to get his wits back about him and flips Stone over with a quick front throw. Tank drops down with a knee to Stone’s neck and grabs his head. He tightens his grasp and spins him around pulling him over into a crossface where he rams a few hard forearms across the mush. Stone grabs his mouth and Tank drops down with a fireman’s carry and pulls him up into a behind the back neck breaker! Stone grabs his neck in pain as Tank turns him over into a keylock, working on the arm. He wrenches back on the arm, slowly building up some momentum after several minutes of taking very big punishment. Tank twists on the arm, but Stone slowly gets to his feet and slings Tank backwards into the buckles. Stone charges in with a big clothesline in the corner! He then turns and tries to hit a bulldog out of the corner, but no, Tank counters the bulldog lifting Stone up as he runs into a murder backdrop suplex! He dropped Stone right on his head! Stone grabs his head as he staggers up to his feet and Tank blasts Stone with a reverse knife edge chop. Another big chop, followed by another! Stone’s chest has taken some abuse from Tank tonight. Tank violently gouges his eyes just because he can and begins ramming him head first into the top turnbuckle. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7…. 8…as crowd chants along as Tank smashes Stone’s head into the turnbuckles repeatedly. He then grabs Stone around the waist, the crowd in the arena know what’s coming, a huge German suplex! Tank isn’t finished, as he lifts Stone up again and hits a second German suplex! But that’s just the beginning as Stone is slowly hauled back up into a third German suplex! Tank unwraps some of his wrist tape and begins choking Stone with it. Tank lifts Stone up and brings him across his knee with a backbreaker, jamming his knees right into the spinal cord. Just where those Germans had done their best work. He then lifts him up again, pulling him to the side and up into a twisting side suplex. Tank then places Stone’s head between his legs and hits a huge Piledriver!!! Tank covers …1 …2 …and Stone kicks out with authority! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tank with a barrage of suplexs takes Stone down!!! If he’s going to win tonight, he needs to get down and dirty with this son of a bitch!!!
[ Incredibly, Stone is able to kick out. Tank has had enough as he locks in the Recliner (Steiner Recliner) Tank has Stone cinched in for all it’s worth. He tightens his grip, twisting Stone’s head back as much as he can. Stone tries to reach the ropes, one of the few reprieves you can get in a Hell in a Cell match, but Tank has this cinched in perfectly. Tank is cranking back on it as the referee checks in. Stone is doing everything in his power not to tap out. As blood runs down Tank’s face, it starts to get in his eyes. It’s a scary picture as a bloody Tank is starting to become blinded by his own rage and hatred for Stone. It’s a fitting metaphor in a lot of ways, and ultimately, it forces Tank to release his hold for just a second to wipe the blood from his eyes. That is all Stone needs, as he scrambles using his arms to pull himself out of the ring. Dashing for cover. Tank looks down and realizes that Stone is no longer in the ring. Tank sees Stone using the cage to pull himself up on the outside. Tank is furious and slowly climbs up to the top rope. He crashes down onto Stone with a big suicide dive smashing both himself and Stone into the cell in the process. The crowd begins chanting “Holy shit” as Stone and Tank have destroyed themselves in this match. Neither man is moving, but finally Tank grabs Stone in a side headlock and starts jamming thunderous right hooks into the top of his head. He just blasts shot after shot on the outside. Tank then runs Stone’s face against the cell and it quickly becomes a crimson mask as well. Both men are now bleeding, although Tank’s cut is much deeper and his blood is that dark rich deep color that only comes from a serious wound. He’s also been bleeding for much longer, but Tank seems to be trying to make up for lost time as he pounds Stone’s face into the cage, forcing more of the vital liquid out. Tank then grabs Stone around the waist and turns him around, German suplex into the cell wall! Tank just drilled Stone into the steel cage with sheer aggression. Tank has a crazed look in his eyes. He grabs Stone up again, and hits another German suplex into the cell wall, that sends him breaking through the cell wall!!! Tank just crushed Stone through the Hell in a Cell! Both men are down, not moving as the crowd is going insane. Tank starts to rise up and he senses a real opportunity to get a victory. Tank picks Stone’s head up and begins slamming Stone headfirst into the steel mesh. Tank grabs up that broken piece of the cell and suplexs it over onto Stone’s body! Just unadulterated violence here. Tank then points to the top of the cell and hauls Stone up by the hair. He rams him into one of the jagged edges of the cage, slicing a bit of Stone’s chest. Tank starts climbing up the cell, with Stone’s hair in his hand. Stone is forced to climb up with him. Slowly they climb up the massive structure. Once on top, Tank grabs Stone, snap dragon suplex on-top of the cell! Stone’s back rams against one of the supporting beams. Tank then grabs him up and tries to throw him off! Stone stops himself then hip tosses Tank the other direction! Tank nearly goes off the top!!! Stone grabs him, but Tank spins around him and hits a German suplex on the top of the cell!! The cell roof starts to bend down and he backs away and starts kicking it and he breaks a piece in and it falls down into the ring. The referee narrowly avoids it falling onto him. Tank grabs Stone and he’s going to try and German suplex him through that hole. Tank has him, but Stone is narrowly able to escape before being sent backwards through the hole in the top of the cell. Stone kicks Tank in the gut and tries to grab him going for a snap dragon, but Tank backdrops Stone, sending him flying across the top of the cage. Stone stands up and Tank smashes him with a forearm. Knocking him backwards towards the edge of the cell. Forget the hole in the top, now Tank is just trying to toss him off the top. Tank tries but Stone hangs on to the edge. Tank is kicking him in the top of the head. Trying to knock him off. Slowly Stone starts to climb down. He’s about halfway down when Stone looks up to see Tank climbing down as well. And then suddenly, Tank lets go, dropping down and both men fall off the side of the cell!!! It’s not a fall from the top, but it’s still a wicked far drop as Tank was a few feet above Stone and then just let go, so that he would crash down on top of Stone. The crowd can’t believe how insane this is. Neither man is moving. Finally, though, Tank starts to get up as blood just pours out of his head. Tank grabs Stone and throws him back inside the cell then into the ring. Tank rolls in and covers him …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Stone powers out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These two guys won’t be happy until one of them lay dead in the center of the cell!!! It’s no wonder DDP made this an unsanctioned match!!
[ The crowd comes alive in ways it never has before. Tank can’t believe it himself. He looks around and grabs up that piece of broken cell from the top of the structure and smashes it down onto Stone’s leg. Tank’s raking it across Stone’s legs now. Tank then grabs him up and turns him around and hist the Tankbuster (Musclebuster)!!! He doesn’t go for the cover though. He turns and hauls Stone over to the steel steps that Stone threw into the ring earlier. He grabs Stone’s ankle and slams it down onto those steel ring steps. He does it over again and again!!! Then his whole leg. Tank lifts Stone up and does an atomic drop type move, but instead of dropping Stone onto his knee, he drops him onto the steps. The jarring sensation sends a numbing pain up the spine of Stone. For a moment, Stone can’t feel any of his limbs. His leg suddenly can feel something though, as Tank grabs him and snaps him into the Recliner (Steiner Recliner)!!! Tank has it locked in. He wants to have Stone tap out, but Stone manages to get free. Tank staggers backwards into the buckles. Tank staggers forward into a kick to the gut from Stone and then the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!!! Stone caught Tank flush. Tank falls forward onto his face. Angle is down and out. Stone takes a few deep breaths, as the crowd cheer on. Tank isn’t moving. In the meantime, Stone has decided to go up top! Risky strategy from Stone, but the fans definitely approve! Stone knows he has to do something to finish this. To end it once and for all. Here we go Stone with a diving elbow but it fails to connect! Tank rolls completely out of the ring to avoid it, leaving Stone with a painful landing! Tank slowly stands up, his mind still a bit loopy from that Stonebreaker, but he’s running on instinct here. Both him and Stone have reached another level. Stone isn’t moving as Tank grabs him by the leg as and wraps Stone’s leg around the steel ringpost!!! Tank grabbing both legs now, yanks Stone towards the steel ringpost, and his nuts crashed against that post! Tank has a sick smile on his face, as he grabs the legs and drops down with a figure four around the steel ringpost!!! Tank’s got Stone’s legs contorted in an awful fashion. Stone is screaming in agony, and practically begging for mercy, but he’s not going to get any from Tank. The referee reminds Tank that he can’t win this way, but Tank can’t be DQ’d, this is Hell in a Cell, so he leaves the hold on for a long time. Wrecking the already severely damaged legs and ankle of the champion. Finally, the challenger releases the hold and Stone’s legs just go limp around the post. He’s got throbbing agony running down his legs. He tries slapping them, but he literally can’t feel his legs, as Tank begins stomping back into the ring. Stone tries to crawl away but Tank is quick and grabs him and nailing him with the Tankbuster (Musclebuster)!!! Tank covers …1 …2 …and Stone shoots his shoulder off the mat!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone has powered out of the Tankbuster!!! You can count the number of men who have done that over the years on one hand!!!
[ Tank doesn’t care, he grabs the ankle, ankle lock! But Stone’s legs are numb! Tank’s figure four may have backfired. Stone is in pain, but he can’t really feel the intensity of the ankle lock. Tank very well may have broken Stone’s ankle, but he can’t feel it. Tank can’t believe that Stone is still not tapping out. He drops the legs and then climbs up to the top rope. He has hellish intentions. Stone is trying to wake his legs up. He’s practically crippled in the middle of the ring. He knows what Tank’s about to do, but he’s powerless to stop it. He’s smacking his legs, trying to wake them up. Trying to make is so he can move. Tank is steadying himself, knowing that Stone isn’t going to be able to get out of the way. Splash off the top rope But, just as Tank dives off, Stone’s legs come back to life enough that he kicks the steel ring steps that he brought into the ring earlier forward and Tank slams into the steel ring steps!! Tank has nearly killed himself!!! Stone slowly crawls over, his legs still not fully functioning and he crawls on top of him for the pin …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell was Tank thinking? He was never a high flyer and that move could cost him not just the match, but his neck!!! The same neck he has had three surgeries on!!!
[ Tank crawls to the outside and literally crawling here. He can’t get his legs to do much more than barely shake. He was lucky he was able to kick those steps, because since that time he’s not really been able to use them at all. He turns and starts crawling out of the cell. He then goes to the outside and crawls, hand over hand, up the Hell in the Cell. What the hell does he have in mind? Tank is laying in the ring, not moving at all. He looks dead. Blood is everywhere. It looks like a scene from a warzone. As if some sort of IED had exploded in the arena, but it’s just from the war between these two athletes. Stone is now on top of the cell. He can’t stand up. He crawls over to that hole they made earlier. He looks around, then does a cross sign on his chest and dives through the hole from the top of the cell crashing down onto Tank both men nearly caving in the ring! Part of the ring breaks, one of the sides crashing down. The referee falls down, but Stone is on top of Tank. The referee rolls over and counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Alexander Stone!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit!!! Stone just leaped through the hole he made on top of the cell and splashed down on top of Tank for the pin!!! Both men are out in the center of the ring!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both of these guys beat the shit out of each other. Even though Tank lost, he needs to know that he laid it all on the line tonight!!! He will always be the G.O.A.T. in this Empire!!!
[ The cage starts to lift off the ground as EMT’s rush into the ring. As the EMT’s tend to Tank, "Wake of The Dream" by Mudvayne starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than Tony Tran with a smile on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck is Tran doing out here?
[ He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He rushes to the ring and glares down at Tank who the EMT’s are trying to keep Tran back. Tran snaps and shoves the EMT’s aside and drags Tank up hitting him with the Million $ Hangover (Seated Full Nelson Slam)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tony Tran just hit his finisher on a beaten Tank Edge!!! What a gutless mother fucker!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, that’s all for tonight. We’ll see you in a week as Adrenaline comes live to you!!! Good night and stay safe!!!
Sunday Night April 4th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The pay per view comes on the air as we see a long stretch limo pull up into the parking garage. ]
[ The cameras keep rolling as the driver gets out of the limo and walks to the back, opening the door and out steps “The Monster” Tank Edge. ]
[ The crowd goes crazy as the living legend walks into the arena. The shows opens with the videotron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons and we welcome you to, Day of Reckoning!!! Chris, what an incredible night of action we have in store tonight as we present nine huge matches.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s right Mike. Day of Reckoning is the largest pay per view card to date and it features six of the Empires titles up for grabs. The only title not on the line tonight is the World Heavyweight title where we will see Alexander Stone taking on the Greatest of All Time, Tank Edge inside a Hell in a Cell!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This feud started three months ago at Crossfire, where Tank was supposed to crown Stone as the new World Heavyweight champion. Stone felt insulted by the way Tank treated him and a beatdown ensued. Then, one month later Tank came back at the Undisputed pay per view and attacked Stone and the rest they say is history!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – There’s so much bad blood between these two guys they just might try and kill each other out there!!! The problem I see is that when they look at each other it’s like looking in a mirror. Tank sees a younger version of himself and Stone sees what he could be ten, twenty years from now.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s going to be a hell of a main event tonight. In other matches, we will see Amber Nova defend her Women’s World title against Bloody Mary. It was just six nights ago that Bloody Mary pinned Amber Nova giving Amber her first loss here in the Empire.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m sure that Amber is not going to forget what happened last week on Adrenaline. That loss left a mark and she’s going to use that to motivate her tonight.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of big losses last week, we also saw the Guerrillas of Destiny lose to Steve Scott in a handicap match giving them their first loss.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That wasn’t a handicap match unless you wanna say that G.O.D. was handicapped. The Chain Gang mugged the World Tag Team Champions and that opened the door for Steve to steal that match.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It goes in the win column for Steve either way. In another title match tonight, we are going to see Tito Escobar defend his United States Heavyweight title against Caristico. But a huge stipulation awaits Caristico if he loses. If Tito wins, Caristico will have to unmask in the center of the ring and hand the mask over to Tito!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is huge for both men as they each want that United States title, but they both also want that mask covering Caristico’s face!! Tito wants to add it to his collection in the worst way, already having STIXX’s old mask.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Huge stipulations for both men!!! Speaking of Tag Team champions, we will also see Caged Heat defend their Women’s World Tag Team titles against Medusa Complex and the Woke Queens!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s crazy to think that Caged Heat won the titles a month ago, but have yet to actually hold their titles. The Woke Queens stole the straps after that match and have been on the run ever since crowning themselves the uncrowned Women’s World Tag Team champions!! Tonight, it’s time to put up or shut up as they face two of the very best in the Empire!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Speaking of the very best, the brand-new Women’s National title is up for grabs as Shanna Furguson takes on Su Yim and Havok in a Triangle match!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Looking at these three women they have all hit their marks the past few weeks with major wins to propel them into this match!!! I have to question Havok’s actions last week when she walked out on Amber Nova during their tag team match that left her alone.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber got what she deserved. She thinks she’s the queen of the Empire and Havok wasn’t having any of her shit. Folks, our final title match of the night pits the W.W.E. Television champion squaring off against Raven Horse. This match was set up when Chandler lost his World title match against Alexander Stone a few weeks back. Stone won the match and was granted the ability to name Chandlers next opponent. He named Raven Horse as that man!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yes, he did. Raven Horse has been on a high as of late, and this will be his third straight pay per view event!!! Tonight, he has a chance to capture his first title here in the Empire and what a chance he has as the champion comes into this match in very poor shape; coming off of beatings at the hands of Joey Ryan and Alexander Stone!!! The champs vulnerable and Reverend Azazel knows it.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Another big match we are featuring tonight is Bulk taking on Joey Ryan. This was set-up last month at Undisputed when Spice turned on Joey Ryan and sided with Bulk. Spice has had a few choice words for Joey in the past few weeks which led to Bulk losing his match to Kahagas due to Joey’s interference. Bulk went on to ask DDP for this no holds barred match tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey Ryan needs to make a choice Mike. Are you going to be a porn star, or are you going to be a wrestler? He needs to pick one because doing both aint working for him!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Not that he’s great at either, but if the kid could just focus at one; he might not be half bad. Chris, we are going to kick off our huge pay per view with a match that was set-up by the general manager of the Empire DDP when from out of the Empire’s past crawled out Tony Tran…
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You talk about him like he’s lowly insect or something.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s be honest. Tran has been like a tick on the Empire’s ass for years piggybacking on the boss’s kind graces. Page never forgot that and tonight he’s going to make the guy pay for all the shit he pulled.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let me just toss it out there for arguments sake. Couldn’t Tony Tran really be here to help out guys like STIXX? He is a veteran wrestler that does bring a shit ton to the table.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Honestly, Tony Tran doesn’t do anything unless it’s going to benefit Tony Tran. You may have forgotten what this asshole was like ten years ago, but I haven’t forgotten!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m not saying that I have forgotten what kind of dick this guy was. What I am asking is could he have changed?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck no. And I hope he gets what’s been coming to him for ten years now!!! Listen, before the fed closed for the last time ten years ago, he was planning something shady. He actually pushed Richy into a tank full of killer sharks at the Lost at Sea pay per view!!! The kid could have been killed!!! Harvey, it’s all yours baby!!! Let’s kick this bitch off with Tony Tran taking on STIXX!!!
Tony Tran vs STIXX
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it has a twenty-minute time limit!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 265 lbs.; “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran!!!
[The lights in the arena flicker out and a soft green light slowly grows within the entrance way, growing brighter and brighter. Finally, "Wake of The Dream" by Mudvayne starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than Tony Tran with a smile on his face. He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He rushes to the ring and slides in, mounting the first turnbuckle and once again throwing his hands into the air.]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This little cock sucker is as arrogant as ever!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Looks like he’s put on about twenty pounds since we last saw him.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yeah, twenty pounds of fucking fat as far as I can see.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 235 lbs., he is STIXX!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tonight is STIXX’s redemption story!!! Thanks to DDP, STIXX has avoided being sucked in to whatever crazy ass scheme that Tran had planned and he can get his hands on the guy that tried to swerve him.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah and he’s got that cool leather bondage mask too. I like it!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So, are you saying you’re into bondage?
[ They lock up. Tony Tran uses a mask pull on STIXX sending STIXX into the turnbuckle. Tony Tran hits a clothesline on STIXX. Tony Tran runs into the ropes. Tony Tran misses with a shoulderblock. STIXX and Tony Tran each get hit with a double clothesline. STIXX puts Tony Tran in a chokehold. Tony Tran is struggling to reach the ropes. Tony Tran is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tony Tran is inching his way towards the ropes. Tony Tran gets ahold of the ropes. STIXX runs into the ropes. Tony Tran uses a backbreaker on STIXX. Tony Tran is goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and a kickout by STIXX. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tony Tran hits a nice backbreaker on STIXX. He will need to do more than that to keep the big guy down!!!
[ Tony Tran attempts a back elbow, but STIXX ducks out of the way. STIXX tries a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but Tony Tran counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Tony Tran catches STIXX in a bearhug. STIXX reaches the ropes. Tony Tran goes for an eye gouge, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX attempts a European uppercut, but Tony Tran ducks out of the way. Tony Tran whips STIXX into the ropes, but STIXX reverses it. STIXX uses a fist to the midsection on Tony Tran. STIXX takes Tony Tran down with a powerslam into the turnbuckles followed by a quick cover and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and a shoulder up by Tran. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Did you see Tran’s head whip back when he hit the turnbuckles!!! I don’t care how old Tran is, nobody’s neck is made to whip back like that!!!
[ STIXX attempts an eye gouge, but Tony Tran blocks it. Tony Tran runs into the ropes. STIXX misses with an elbow. STIXX catches Tony Tran in a chokehold. Joey Jiles asks Tony Tran if he should stop the fight. Tony Tran shakes his head. Joey Jiles asks Tony Tran if he's still there. Tony Tran nods. Joey Jiles checks Tony Tran's arm. He lifts it …and it falls. He lifts it …and it stays up! Tony Tran fights his way out reaching the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Some choke holds are illegal, but that one was ok and lucky for Tran he was close enough to the ropes to break it up!!
[ Tony Tran whips STIXX into the ropes. Tony Tran executes a dropkick against STIXX. Tony Tran goes for a mask pull, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX attempts the Discus Punch, but Tony Tran ducks out of the way. Tony Tran executes a fist to the midsection against STIXX. Tony Tran tries a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but STIXX counters it with a lariat. STIXX hits a headbutt on Tony Tran. STIXX goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Tony Tran blocks it. Tony Tran launches STIXX across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tony Tran uses a facerake on STIXX. Tony Tran takes STIXX down with a gutwrench suplex. Tony Tran performs a bulldog against STIXX. Tony Tran executes a Discus lariat against STIXX. Tony Tran hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on STIXX. Tony Tran hits a brain buster on STIXX. Tony Tran is going for the pin and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and STIXX gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice suplex and brainbuster combination by Tony Tran to take the big guy down!!! He’s actually wrestling a decent match!!!
[ Tony Tran performs a lariat against STIXX. Tony Tran takes STIXX down with a waistlock takedown. Tony Tran puts STIXX in an arm grapevine. STIXX grabs the ropes. Tony Tran grabs STIXX by the mask and throws STIXX into the turnbuckle, but STIXX reverses it. STIXX runs shoulder-first into the corner. STIXX goes for a European uppercut, but Tony Tran blocks it. Tony Tran attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but STIXX counters it with a facerake. STIXX runs into the ropes. Tony Tran hits STIXX with a clothesline. STIXX falls out of the ring. Tony Tran goes through the ropes and whips STIXX into the steel guardrail. They're brawling around the ring area. Tony Tran goes for an armdrag takedown, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX executes a waistlock takedown against Tony Tran. STIXX grabs a steel chair. STIXX takes a running start and springs off the chair. STIXX attempts a dropkick, but Tony Tran steps out of the way. Tony Tran throws STIXX back into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These guys are beating the hell out of each other outside the ring. I am being told that DDP has told the referee to let it go.
[ Tony Tran goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but STIXX counters it with a facerake. STIXX punches Tony Tran. STIXX hits Tony Tran. STIXX punches Tony Tran. STIXX goes for a back fist, but Tony Tran ducks out of the way. Tony Tran throws STIXX out of the ring. Tony Tran goes outside. Tony Tran uses the Discus Punch on STIXX. Tony Tran uses an Exploder suplex on STIXX. Tony Tran throws STIXX into the steel guardrail. Tony Tran attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX throws Tony Tran back into the ring. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tony Tran knows that if he’s going to beat STIXX he’s going to have to get down in the mud with this guy!!! He’s not going to beat him using wrestling holds or the power game. He’s going to have to use underhanded tactics.
[ Tony Tran attempts a choke against the ring ropes, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX whips Tony Tran into the turnbuckle. STIXX hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Tony Tran. The crowd is booing STIXX. STIXX uses a brain buster on Tony Tran. STIXX uses a headbutt on Tony Tran. STIXX executes a belly-to-back suplex against Tony Tran. STIXX is going for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tran gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Oh so close Chris!!! Tony Tran is hurting from that huge suplex!!!
[ STIXX performs a facerake against Tony Tran. STIXX hits an eye gouge on Tony Tran. STIXX executes a lariat against Tony Tran. STIXX executes a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Tony Tran. STIXX covers Tran again and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tran gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Damn STIXX was a split second away from notching his first win!!!
[ STIXX goes for a lariat, but Tony Tran blocks it. Tony Tran gets a sleeperhold on STIXX. STIXX inches his way towards the ropes and grabs them. Tony Tran goes for a clothesline, but STIXX ducks out of the way. STIXX tries a European uppercut, but Tony Tran ducks out of the way. Tony Tran uses a powerslam into the turnbuckles on STIXX. Joey Jiles counts: …1 …2 …and STIXX kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Both of these men are using the corners to their advantage!! Those turnbuckles are not pillow’s people!!!
[ Tony Tran uses a facerake on STIXX. Tony Tran executes a dropkick against STIXX. Tony Tran executes a punch against STIXX. Tony Tran attempts a sleeperhold, but STIXX counters it with a jawbreaker. STIXX hits a gutwrench suplex on Tony Tran. STIXX whips Tony Tran into the turnbuckle. STIXX runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tony Tran moves out of the way. Tony Tran whips STIXX into the ropes. Tony Tran misses with a shoulderblock and STIXX counters going for the STIXX Shift Driver and going for the cover as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Tran gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – STIXX hit his finisher and Tran found a way to kick out!!!
[ STIXX attempts an uppercut, but Tony Tran steps out of the way. Tony Tran throws STIXX out of the ring. Tony Tran goes through the ropes. Tony Tran slams STIXX into the steel ringsteps. Tony Tran throws STIXX into the steel guardrail. They're brawling around the ring area. Tony Tran uses a Discus lariat on STIXX. STIXX uses an atomic drop on Tony Tran. STIXX tries a Discus lariat, but Tony Tran counters it with a crucifix. Tony Tran throws STIXX into the steel guardrail again. Tony Tran uses a brain buster on STIXX. Tony Tran executes an atomic drop against STIXX. Tony Tran nails STIXX with a Discus lariat. Tony Tran performs a back elbow against STIXX. Tony Tran throws STIXX back into the steel ringsteps. Tony Tran hits an eye gouge on STIXX. Tony Tran throws STIXX back into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Both men are unleashing holy hell on each other outside the ring!!! They are both going to feel this in the morning!!!
[ Tony Tran tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but STIXX blocks it. STIXX runs into the ropes. STIXX hits Tony Tran with a kick. STIXX hits a gutwrench suplex on Tony Tran. STIXX puts Tony Tran in a bearhug. Tony Tran is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tony Tran tries to escape the hold. Tony Tran manages to grab the ropes. STIXX uses an armdrag takedown on Tony Tran. STIXX hits a fist to the midsection on Tony Tran. STIXX goes for a backbreaker, but Tony Tran counters it with a facerake. Tony Tran punches STIXX. Tony Tran punches STIXX. Tony Tran nails STIXX with a gutwrench suplex. Tony Tran uses a chop on STIXX. Tony Tran executes a waistlock takedown against STIXX. Tony Tran nails STIXX with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tony Tran hits a back elbow on STIXX. Tony Tran tries a backbreaker, but STIXX counters it with an elbowsmash. STIXX runs into the ropes. STIXX executes a lariat against Tony Tran. STIXX is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Tran kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where the hell is Tran finding the willpower to kick out of these moves Mike?! The guy hasn’t wrestled in ten years as far as I know!!!
[ STIXX launches Tony Tran across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex. STIXX hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Tony Tran and then goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Tony Tran grabs the bottom rope. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tony Tran has to thank whatever God he believes in for being so close to the fucking ropes!!!
[ STIXX tries an armdrag takedown, but Tony Tran counters it with a lariat. Tony Tran is going for the cover as Joey Jiles counts …1 …1 1/2 …and STIXX kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Weak pin attempt by Tran and STIXX easily kicked out!!
[ Tony Tran executes a European uppercut against STIXX. Tony Tran executes a clothesline against STIXX. Tony Tran whips STIXX into the ropes. STIXX executes a lariat against Tony Tran. STIXX locks Tony Tran in a Sleeperhold. Tony Tran is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tony Tran tries to escape the hold. Tony Tran tries to fight the pain. The referee raises Trans arm …and it drops!!! He raises it a second time …and it drops!!! He raises it a third time …and it drops for the last time!!! Tony Tran goes to sleep!!! ]
Time of match: 0:17:52
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, STIXX!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I hate to say it but Tony Tran had a pretty good showing tonight for a guy that hasn’t wrestled for ten years. I for one hope that this is the last we see of his useless ass.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m with you buddy. On a positive note, STIXX has finally broke into the win column and snapped his winless streak.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, earlier today our camera crew caught up with the Gold Standard in the dressing room area. Let’s watch and see what went down.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see the Guerrillas of Destiny are with Amber Nova and Alexander Stone. ]
[ The World Champion can see that his team is distracted by what happened them six nights ago on Adrenaline. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Listen up. I know what happened to each of you last Monday night sucks, but just remember that none of it was your fault.
[ Stone looks at the Worlds Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Those fucking gang bangers stuck their big noses where they didn’t belong and come Eve of Destruction, they are going to pay for that. But that’s for another time. Tonight, you have a match against those two Hill Billy fucks and it’s your time to shine and make a fucking statement that you are the best fucking tag team in the Empire!!!
[ He then looks over at the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – And you, you trusted Havok that she would follow your lead. But that bitch showed us all that she can’t be trusted when she turned her back on you and walked out on your match. That wasn’t your fault. Tonight, you put an end to Bloody Mary and bury that face painted freak!!! The Gold Standard will reign supreme tonight!!!
[ The videotron shuts down and the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hell of a pep talk by the leader of the gold standard. The problem is, no matter what he says to them it’s already in their heads.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Chain Gang and Havok are playing the long game with the Gold Standard. They all know they are going to get their shots down the road, but if they can plant the seeds of doubt early on it might affect their matches later on.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ve had a few guys get inside my head and it wasn’t pretty buddy. Chris, our next match pits Bulk and his new manager Spice against her former partner Joey Ryan. This one’s been brewing for months. Tonight, Bulk looks to end Joey Ryan once and for all. Harvey, take it away buddy!!!
In a No Holds Barred match
Bulk vs Joey Ryan
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following is a No Holds Barred match with a twenty-minute time limit. Being led to the ring by his manager Spice, and weighing in at 484 lbs.; “Big Mike” Bulk!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays across the arena and the near five-hundred-pound monster “Big Mike” Bulk storms down to the ring with Spice at his side. The duo climbs into the ring waiting for their opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – After Undisputed I bet Bulk never thought he would be right back here facing Joey Ryan again!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That little cock sucker cost Bulk his match against Kahagas Monday night and the big guy flipped right the fuck out demanding this match against Ryan.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star and part time wrestler, Joey Ryan struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The way this guy mocks our business makes me sick!!! I’m not sure who pisses me off more, Tony Tran or this fool.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopefully tonight Bulk will put an end to this guy once and for all so we don’t have to see his ass anymore.
[ They lock up. Bulk tries the Discus Punch, but Joey Ryan ducks out of the way. Joey Ryan performs a face rake against Bulk. Joey Ryan hits Bulk. A portion of the crowd is cheering Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan hits Bulk. Joey Ryan chops Bulk.
Joey Ryan goes for the Discus Punch, but Bulk blocks it. Bulk nails Joey Ryan with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Spice cheers on Bulk from ringside. Bulk grabs a handful of hair pulling Joey Ryan up. Bulk performs a kick to the midsection against Joey Ryan. Bulk performs a European uppercut against Joey Ryan. Bulk goes for a back fist, but Joey Ryan ducks out of the way. Joey Ryan runs into the ropes and crashes to the floor as Spice pulls down the top rope. Bulk rolls out under the bottom rope. Spice comes from behind and distracts Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan throws Bulk into the steel guardrail. Spice clobbers Joey Ryan from behind with the pink vibrator!!! Todd Sinclair admonishes Spice, but what she did is not illegal. Bulk rolls Joey Ryan back into the ring. Bulk hits the Bulk Valley Driver and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Joey Ryan kicks out and quickly rolls out of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bulk went for it all right there and somehow Joey Ryan survived the onslaught.
[ Bulk rolls under the bottom rope and goes after Joey. Joey Ryan goes for a dropkick, but Bulk swats him out of the way. Bulk tries an uppercut, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Spice comes from behind and distracts Joey Ryan. They're brawling down the aisle. Bulk slams Joey Ryan into the arena wall. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Bulk uses a European uppercut on Joey Ryan. Bulk drops Joey Ryan down onto the cement stairway. Joey Ryan goes for an eye gouge but Bulk pulls Todd Sinclair in the way! Bulk is handed a steel chair by a fan and he hits Joey Ryan with it!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey Ryan is getting his fucking ass handed to him!!!
[ Spice hits Joey Ryan with the pink vibrator again. Bulk uses a bulldog on Joey Ryan. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Bulk and a few others cheering him. Bulk hits him again with the steel chair. Bulk executes a backbreaker against Joey Ryan ramming him onto the cement stairway. Bulk is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Bulk uses a headbutt on Joey Ryan. Bulk goes for a bulldog, but Joey Ryan throws him off. Spice attacks Joey Ryan from behind raking his back with her long finger nails. Todd Sinclair again admonishes Spice again, but she yells at him… ]
“Sexy” Spice – Fuck off!!!
[ Spice turns back toward Ryan, and Joey Ryan nails Spice with a running clothesline!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me sideways, Joey Ryan just took Spice’s head off her shoulders!!!
[ Bulk takes a swing at Joey Ryan with the steel chair, but he gets out of the way. Joey Ryan snatches the steel chair from him and hits him with it. Joey Ryan hits an uppercut on Bulk. Joey Ryan flings Bulk over into row of empty steel chairs. Spice gets back up and attacks Joey Ryan from behind trying to claw his eyes out. Todd Sinclair tries to grab Spice before she does some serious damage on his face. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Spice is like a fucking rabid cat!!! She wants to rip his face off!!!
[ Bulk clears the announcers' table. Bulk sets up Joey Ryan on the announcers' table and tries to drive Joey Ryan through the table with an Exploder suplex, but Joey he blocks it. Bulk goes for a back elbow, but Joey Ryan ducks out of the way. Joey Ryan gets back into the ring and Bulk follows him in. Bulk whips Joey Ryan into the ropes. Bulk uses a fist to the midsection on Joey Ryan. Bulk executes the Bulk Valley Diver on Joey Ryan and then goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:10:51
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Bulk!!!
[ Bulk grabs Spice by the hand and they walk back up the ramp seemingly satisfied that they took care of Joey Ryan. Suddenly, a female fan jumps the guardrail and dives into the ring and crawls over to Joey Ryan helping him. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hey I know her!!! That’s Katie Forbes!!! She goes by the name Cotton Candy in the porn industry!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It appears that she’s here to help Joey Ryan!!! Man, she’s got an ass that goes on forever!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stay focused buddy, stay focused!! I’m getting word that our very own Cindy Meyers met up with Tony Tran during the match. Let’s listen in to hear what was said. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tony, how are you doing after your loss tonight against STIXX after he put the sleeper hold on you?
[ Tran holds back from lashing out. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Listen to me Cindy, I never lost that match!!! That was not a sleeper hold. I know sleeper holds and that was not it!!! That was an illegal choke hold!!! I know it …you know it …STIXX knows it …and that useless General manager DDP sure as hell knows it!!!
[ He stops bitching when Tank Edge walks into the scene. ]
[ Tank stops, glares into Trans eyes, snickers and then walks off. Tran looks like he’s seen a ghost as the videotron shuts down and the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Did you see the fucking look in Tony Tran’s eyes like he just saw a ghost from his past? I think he just shit his pants!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If anyone knows the shit that Tran did when he was in the Empire it’s guys like Tank Edge. He was there through it all, good times and bad; and when it comes to Tony Tran it was mostly bad.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, it’s time for our first title match of the night. The W.W.E. Television Champion defends his title against the rising star in Raven Horse!!! It was two weeks ago when Chandler Hopkins lost his World Heavyweight title match against Alexander Stone that allowed Stone to choose Hopkins’ opponent tonight. That man would be Raven Horse!!! Harvey, old friend; the floor is yours buddy.
WWE TV title match
Chandler Hopkins © vs Raven Horse
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the W.W.E. Television championship!!! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is the reigning W.W.E. Television champion, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!!!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts out on stage as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins looks rough as his ribs are still taped up along with a bandage on his forehead. He climbs into the ring and shows off his W.W.E. Television title belt to the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s been a rough month or so for the TV champ. He took a hell of a beating at the hands of Joey Ryan, and then he followed that up with an ass kicking at Undisputed at the hands of the Natural Disasters and then two weeks later he got it handed to him again by Alexander Stone.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – To top it off, he’s going against a guy that’s hitting his stride right now. Raven Horse has been a great addition to Reverend Azazel’s group and tonight his leadership just might pay off for Raven Horse.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Being led to the ring by Reverend Azazel, he weighs in at 247 lbs., he is Raven Horse!!!
[ The crowd boos as the native American walks out on stage to “Tattooed Attitude” by Shannon Moore. Pyro explodes all around him as he walks down to the ring alongside his manager Reverend Azazel ignoring all the fans that have turned on him due to new found attitude. He storms into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is a golden opportunity for Raven Horse to capture his first title here in the Empire. Hopkins is definitely not at a hundred percent and I have to question if he’s even at fifty percent.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You have to know that all these injuries are rolling around Hopkins’ head. The ribs. The back. The concussion. I just don’t know how much more he can take before it boils over.
[ They lock up. Chandler Hopkins chops Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins hits a forearm smash on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins rolls out under the bottom rope. Chandler Hopkins performs a spin kick against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins gets back into the ring. Raven Horse climbs back into the ring. Chandler Hopkins uses a running shoulderblock on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins uses a springboard moonsault on Raven Horse rolling him up with a pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse manages to kick out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If Hopkins was feeling any ill effects from his previous injuries it’s hard to tell early on.
[ Chandler Hopkins attempts a springboard armdrag, but Raven Horse steps out of the way. Raven Horse attempts the Curb Stomp, but Chandler Hopkins rolls out of the way. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Raven Horse misses with a clothesline. Raven Horse goes for a lariat, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with a hiptoss. Chandler Hopkins goes for an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Raven Horse counters it with an elbowsmash. Raven Horse attempts an eye gouge, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins punches Raven Horse. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins attempts a backbreaker, but Raven Horse counters it with an elbowsmash. Raven Horse uses an armdrag takedown on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins goes for an Exploder suplex, but Raven Horse counters it with an elbowsmash. Raven Horse executes an Exploder suplex against Chandler Hopkins. Quite a few boos are audible.
Raven Horse runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins misses with a kick. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a lariat.
Raven Horse uses a facerake on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Raven Horse misses with an elbow. Raven Horse hits Chandler Hopkins with a shoulderblock.
Raven Horse tries a back elbow, but Chandler Hopkins ducks out of the way. Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse into the turnbuckle. Raven Horse comes back and rocks Chandler Hopkins with a clothesline. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Chandler Hopkins and Raven Horse get hit with a double clothesline. Chandler Hopkins attempts an Exploder suplex, but Raven Horse blocks it. Raven Horse performs a lariat against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse takes Chandler Hopkins down with an Exploder suplex. Raven Horse executes an eye gouge against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse uses a brain buster on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse executes a back fist against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse hits a bulldog on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse uses a punch on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins goes for a running shoulderblock, but Raven Horse counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Chandler Hopkins counters it with a sunset flip into a cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse kicks out again!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s the second pin attempt by Hopkins tonight and you can see the frustration starting to build in Raven Horse!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins tries an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Raven Horse counters it with an elbowsmash. Raven Horse uses a Discus lariat on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with a punch. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes, but Raven Horse reverses it as
Reverend Azazel pulls down the top rope and Hopkins crashes to the floor. Todd Sinclair threatens Raven Horse with a disqualification. Raven Horse goes outside. Todd Sinclair starts his counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse drags Chandler Hopkins back into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s moves like that that can swing the tide of this match back in Raven Horses favor.
[ Raven Horse executes a gutbuster against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse runs into the ropes. Raven Horse goes for a lariat, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Raven Horse is valiantly trying to break the hold. Raven Horse grabs the ropes. Chandler Hopkins nails Raven Horse with a shooting star press. Hopkins covers Raven Horse as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a beautiful Shooting Star Press from the TV champ!!! Hopkins is the quicker man tonight!!
[ Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes and Reverend Azazel again pulls down the top rope sending Hopkins crashing to the floor. Todd Sinclair threatens Raven Horse again with disqualification. Raven Horse goes through the ropes. Raven Horse slams Chandler Hopkins into the steel guardrail. Todd Sinclair starts his count …1 …2 …and Raven Horse throws Chandler Hopkins back into the ring. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins misses with a shoulderblock. Chandler Hopkins misses with an elbow. Raven Horse uses a lariat on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse attempts a dropkick, but Chandler Hopkins steps out of the way. Chandler Hopkins tries a superkick, but Raven Horse ducks out of the way. Raven Horse hits a pumphandle backbreaker on Chandler Hopkins. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Raven Horse. Raven Horse executes the Curb Stomp against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse tries a back fist, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes and goes for the Wrangler, but Raven Horse counters it with an armdrag takedown. Raven Horse executes a fist to the midsection against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Chandler Hopkins turns in mid-air and DDTs him. Hopkins pins him as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It seems like Raven Horse has been on the defense the entire night!!! He has yet to get a pin attempt against the champion!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins uses a European uppercut on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins executes a spin kick against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins nails Raven Horse with a bulldog. Chandler Hopkins is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse out of the ring. Todd Sinclair starts his count …1 …2 …3 …and Raven Horse reenters the ring. Chandler Hopkins kicks Raven Horse. Raven Horse chops Chandler Hopkins. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Raven Horse. Raven Horse throws Chandler Hopkins out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins hangs on to the top rope. Chandler Hopkins pulls himself back in. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse. The crowd is cheering on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse punches Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse hits Chandler Hopkins. A few fans are booing Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chandler Hopkins uses a cradle piledriver on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins uses a hiptoss on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is crazy!!! I’ve lost count of the amount of times Hopkins has pinned Raven Horse and he kicked out!!! Raven Horse still has not pinned the champ!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins executes a forearm smash against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins attempts a backbreaker, but Raven Horse counters it with a facerake. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a gutbuster. Raven Horse performs the Curb Stomp against Chandler Hopkins. A few fans are booing Raven Horse. Raven Horse executes a belly-to-back suplex against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse takes Chandler Hopkins down with an armdrag takedown. Raven Horse tries an Exploder suplex, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with an elbowsmash. Chandler Hopkins tries a jumping side kick, but Raven Horse ducks out of the way. Raven Horse performs a dropkick against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse with a clothesline. Raven Horse falls out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins rolls out under the bottom rope. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Chandler Hopkins brings Raven Horse back into the ring. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Champ is on his game tonight!!! Every time Raven Horse starts to build some momentum, Hopkins is able to swing it back in his favor.
[ Chandler Hopkins uses a superkick on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins hits a Spanish Fly on Raven Horse. The crowd is cheering on Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins catches Raven Horse in an arm grapevine. Raven Horse is struggling to reach the ropes. Raven Horse inches his way towards the ropes. Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse into the turnbuckle. Chandler Hopkins hits a bulldog on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins hits a diving elbowdrop on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins performs a dragon suplex against Raven Horse and pins him as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Raven Horse kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Even though it’s been all Hopkins in this match, you have to give Raven Horse credit. He’s taken everything Hopkins has thrown at him and he’s still in this match!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins executes a duck-down move against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse with a shoulderblock. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes, but Raven Horse reverses it. Chandler Hopkins misses with an elbow. Chandler Hopkins nails Raven Horse with a running shoulderblock.
Chandler Hopkins hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse with a shoulderblock. Chandler Hopkins executes a Spanish Fly against Raven Horse. There are lots of chants for Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins throws Raven Horse out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins rolls out under the bottom rope. Chandler Hopkins climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Raven Horse nails him in the stomach.
Chandler Hopkins falls onto the top turnbuckle and crashes to the floor. Todd Sinclair starts his count …1 …2 …3 …and Raven Horse rolls Chandler Hopkins back in under the bottom rope. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice move by Raven Horse to stop that top rope move!!! That could have ended ugly for him.
[ Raven Horse tries an arm grapevine, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins attempts a fallaway slam, but Raven Horse counters it with a forearm smash. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a lariat. A few fans are booing Raven Horse. Raven Horse performs an elbowdrop against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse throws Chandler Hopkins out of the ring. Chandler Hopkins hangs on to the top rope. Chandler Hopkins slides back in under the bottom rope. Chandler Hopkins uses a jumping side kick on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins gets an arm grapevine on Raven Horse. Todd Sinclair tells Raven Horse to respond or he'll stop the fight. Raven Horse nods. Raven Horse grabs the ropes. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins uses a back heel kick on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins executes an armbar takedown against Raven Horse. The crowd is going crazy. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Raven Horse hits Chandler Hopkins with a kick. Raven Horse performs a running double knee smash against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Chandler Hopkins counters it with an elbowsmash. Chandler Hopkins performs a back elbow against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins locks Raven Horse in a Boston crab. Raven Horse breaks the hold. Raven Horse uses a gutbuster on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse runs into the ropes. Raven Horse hits Chandler Hopkins with an elbow. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a brain buster. Raven Horse is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Raven Horse uses a back elbow on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse whips Chandler Hopkins into the turnbuckle, but Chandler Hopkins reverses it. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins hits Raven Horse with a kick. Chandler Hopkins runs into the ropes. Chandler Hopkins executes the Wrangler on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins has the crowd going wild. Chandler Hopkins goes for the pin. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …but Reverend Azazel distracts Todd Sinclair. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Azazel just saved Raven Horse’s ass right there!!! That Wrangler connected like a mother fucker nearly taking Hopkins’ head clean off!!
[ Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the ropes. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a lariat. Raven Horse uses a dropkick on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse gets a chokehold on Chandler Hopkins. Todd Sinclair warns Raven Horse to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and finally Chandler Hopkins reaches the ropes. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Tony Tran wants to know what an illegal choke hold is, that was an illegal choke!!!
[ Raven Horse hits a fist to the midsection on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse nails Chandler Hopkins with a pumphandle backbreaker. Raven Horse is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Raven Horse executes a hair pull against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse attempts a choke against the ropes, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins chops Raven Horse. Raven Horse punches Chandler Hopkins. Quite a few boos are audible. Raven Horse punches Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse performs a hair pull against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse performs a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse makes the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Hopkins kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We are well into this match and Raven Horse just made his first pin attempt!!!
[ Raven Horse executes the Halo (the Crippler Crossface) on Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins tries to escape the hold. Chandler Hopkins is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chandler Hopkins is close to passing out from the pain. Todd Sinclair checks Chandler Hopkins's arm. He lifts it …it falls. He lifts it …it falls. He lifts it …it stays up! Chandler Hopkins fights his way out of the hold by getting to the ropes. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Raven Horse had the Halo locked in tight!!! Hopkins is reeling and Raven Horse can feel it!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins executes a backflip headscissors against Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins hits a roundhouse kick on Raven Horse. There are lots of chants for Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins whips Raven Horse into the turnbuckle, but Raven Horse reverses it. Raven Horse hits a facerake on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse hits a DDT on Chandler Hopkins. Raven Horse tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but Chandler Hopkins blocks it. Chandler Hopkins hits a chop on Raven Horse. Chandler Hopkins goes for a diving elbowdrop, but Reverend Azazel shoves him off the turnbuckle. The crowd is cheering on Chandler Hopkin as Todd Sinclair threatens Raven Horse with disqualification. Reverend Azazel enters the ring and hits Chandler Hopkins with the Demonic walking cane across the back of the head!! ]
Time of match: 0:18:43
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification and STILL W.W.E. Television Champion, Chandler Hopkins!!!
[ Never seeing it coming, Raven Horse locks on the Halo (The Crippler Crossface) again!!! The crowd boos as Hopkins thrashes around screaming for help!!! More referees and the General Manager of the Empire DDP rush out to the ring forcing Raven Horse to let him go!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You knew it was coming, you could just feel it. Raven Horse threw everything he had at Hopkins, but he just couldn’t beat him and he snapped!!! This feud is far from over!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Raven Horse is a hot head and it always seems to backfire in his face!!! How much better a wrestler could this kid be if he could just keep his cool?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m getting word that Cindy Meyers is with Caged Heat. Cindy, take it away!!
[ The videotron comes on showing Cindy Meyers standing by with the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat!!! ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, tonight you get your opportunity to reclaim your Women’s World Tag Team titles from the Woke Queens who stole your titles back at Undisputed, but they are not the only team in the mix tonight as Medusa Complex has etched their way into the match.
Loca – Medusa Complex? Please bitch, those two whores got their asses handed to them back at Undisputed and now they demand a rematch? Why? Cause the Drunk Queens snuck in under the radar and beat them to the punch?
Delta – Medusa Complex, well played ladies. But be warned, we’re not just going to hand out just one ass whooping tonight, we are going to hand out two, and your asses are gonna be on the receiving end of one.
Cindy Meyers – Bringing the Woke Queens up would be melodramatic to say the least…
Loca – Stop using fancy words blondie and get to the point. Woke Queens are a couple of hood rats. Sneaking around stealing pieces of this and pieces of that. You know what we do to rats back in prison? We spring the trap and break their fucking necks!!!
Delta – Woke Queens, you’re out of your league bitches!!! This is a fight you aint gonna win!!! We just don’t want our belts back; we want you two gone for good!!!
[ Caged Heat storms off as the scene comes back to Chris and Mike at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – To say that Caged Heat is a little pissed off tonight is an understatement. They are in a real bad mood and they are ready to fuck someone up!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s been a month and I still can’t figure out why the Woke Queens would want to do this? You just woke a sleeping giant!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s not forget the wild card in all this and that’s Medusa Complex!!! They know exactly what Caged Heat is all about because they faced them just four weeks ago. This match is going to be good. Let’s go back to the ring as we are about to get it underway!!!
Women’s World Tag Team Title Triple Threat match
Caged Heat © vs Medusa Complex vs Woke Queens
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following triple threat match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!! Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 251 lbs.; Debbie Kietel and Valkyrie; they are the Woke Queens!!!
[ The crowd pops as the Woke Queens strut down to the ring with the stolen Women’s World Tag Team titles around their waists to the music of “See your hands” by Viceversah. The Woke Girls roll into the ring and they play to the fans snapping their fingers to the chants of “Woke Girls!! Woke Girls!!” as they each mount a turnbuckle and hold the titles high over-head!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They better not get used to holding those titles for very long because the odds of them walking out tonight as the World Champions are not very good!!! Their Day of Reckoning is upon us!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s hard for me to believe that a team with a winless record is getting a shot at the titles tonight. It just blows my fucking mind.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 234 lbs., Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie; they are Medusa Complex!!
[ “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie rocks the arena as the fans cheer on the very popular Medusa Complex. The two women make their way to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women nearly walked out of Undisputed the Women’s World Tag Team Champions. They gave it all they had and now they are back to try again!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The odds makers are split between Caged Heat and Medusa Complex!! It seems like Medusa Complex is just a side note in this match!!! How funny would it be if they actually walked out the champions tonight?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And finally their opponents, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., Loca and Delta Lotta Pain; they are the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Caged Heat!!!
[ The crowd boos as the two former convicts march down to the ring rapping their own theme song “Do it yourself” before finally rolling into the ring. Medusa Complex and Woke Queens stay back as Caged Heat storms around the ring eyeing their opponents like they want to kill them all. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women are pissed off and ready to beat the shit out of anyone that gets in their way tonight!!! Listening to them it seems like the tag titles are secondary to them.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If murder was legal then the Woke Queens would be as good as dead.
[ They lock up. Valkyrie tries a roundhouse kick, but Delta counters it with a capture suplex. Delta hits a bulldog on Valkyrie. Delta performs a European uppercut against Valkyrie. Delta takes Valkyrie down with a DDT. Delta whips Valkyrie into the ropes. Delta hits Valkyrie with a clothesline. Loca enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Loca hits a dropkick from the second rope on Valkyrie. Delta uses an enzuigiri on Valkyrie. Loca leaves the ring. Delta leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Delta runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Delta hits a dropkick to the knee on Valkyrie. Delta covers Valkyrie using the ropes for leverage as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Valkyrie gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Delta just used the ropes to help her win the match, but it wasn’t enough as Valkyrie powered out!!!
[ Yali Sapphire removes the chair from the ring. Delta runs into the ropes. Valkyrie misses with a shoulderblock. Delta hits a corner forearm smash on Valkyrie. The crowd is booing Delta. Delta performs a monkey flip against Valkyrie. Loca enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Delta and Loca hit Valkyrie with a double chop. Loca leaves the ring. Delta runs into the ropes. Delta goes for a springboard spear, but Valkyrie steps out of the way. The crowd is starting to get behind Valkyrie. Valkyrie leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Valkyrie sets up the chair. Valkyrie executes a springboard bulldog onto the chair against Delta. Valkyrie tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel executes a DDT against Delta. Debbie Kietel uses the Bronco Buster on Delta. Debbie Kietel uses an armdrag takedown on Delta. Debbie Kietel uses a bulldog on Delta. Debbie Kietel executes a rolling cutter against Delta. Debbie Kietel executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Delta. Debbie Kietel tags out to Valkyrie. Debbie Kietel tries a clothesline, but Delta counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd is booing Delta. Debbie Kietel leaves the ring. Delta uses a frog splash on Valkyrie making the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Valkyrie again gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caged Heat is taking it right at the Woke Queens just like we thought they would and Valkyrie is paying the price for their actions!!!
[ Yali Sapphire removes the chair from the ring. Delta tags out to Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes.
Millie McKenzie executes a clothesline against Valkyrie. Millie McKenzie executes a dropkick against Valkyrie. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Valkyrie into the ropes. They hit Valkyrie with a double fist to the midsection. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Charli Evans goes for the Meteora, but Valkyrie moves out of the way. Valkyrie is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Valkyrie tags out to Debbie Kietel. Valkyrie performs a clothesline against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel tries an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Charli Evans counters it with an elbowsmash. Valkyrie leaves the ring. Charli Evans executes a springboard armdrag against Debbie Kietel.
Millie McKenzie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Valkyrie enters the ring, but gets cut off. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie hit Debbie Kietel with a double DDT. Valkyrie gets back up, but gets cut off. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Debbie Kietel into the ropes. They attempt to hit Debbie Kietel with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Debbie Kietel throws Charli Evans into the turnbuckle. Debbie Kietel charges into the corner. Debbie Kietel goes for a jumping front kick, but Charli Evans counters it with an inside cradle and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Debbie Kietel kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That firecracker Charli Evans with an awesome inside cradle nearly stealing the match!!
[ Charli Evans tags out to Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie locks Debbie Kietel in a sleeperhold. Debbie Kietel tries to escape the hold. Debbie Kietel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Debbie Kietel reaches the ropes after 16 seconds.
Millie McKenzie performs a dropkick against Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie hits a standing moonsault on Debbie Kietel and rolls her up as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Kietel kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both Caged Heat and Medusa Complex are teeing off on the Woke Queens!!! Those thieving bitches are getting their come-upping’s tonight!!!
[ Millie McKenzie performs a diving elbowdrop against Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie hits a corner forearm smash on Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie uses a fist to the midsection on Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie attempts a DDT, but Debbie Kietel counters it with a small package and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and McKenzie gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Quick thinking Debbie Keitel rolls Millie up with a small package that nearly captured the Women’s Tag titles!!!
[ Debbie Kietel runs into the ropes. Debbie Kietel uses a clothesline on Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel tags out to Delta. Delta hits a monkey flip on Millie McKenzie. Delta tags out to Loca. Loca tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Debbie Kietel runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Debbie Kietel goes for a frog splash, but Millie McKenzie moves out of the way. Millie McKenzie tags out to Loca. Loca runs into the ropes. Loca misses with a shoulderblock. Debbie Kietel misses with an elbow. Debbie Kietel hits Loca with a clothesline. Debbie Kietel hits an elbowdrop on Loca. Debbie Kietel performs a Russian legsweep against Loca. Debbie Kietel tags out to Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie executes a fist to the midsection against Loca. Millie McKenzie hits a fist to the midsection on Loca. Yali Sapphire removes the chair from the ring. Millie McKenzie hits a Russian legsweep on Loca. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie whips Loca into the ropes. Millie McKenzie executes a spinning backbreaker against Loca. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie hits a DDT on Loca. Millie McKenzie throws Loca out of the ring. Millie McKenzie rolls out under the bottom rope. Millie McKenzie performs a roundhouse kick against Loca. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Millie McKenzie runs Loca into the steel ringpost. …3 …4 …and Millie McKenzie grabs a steel chair hitting an Asai moonsault with the chair onto Loca.
…5 …6 …and Millie McKenzie reenters the ring with Loca. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes. Millie McKenzie uses a lariat on Loca. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie whips Loca into the ropes, but Loca reverses it. Millie McKenzie attempts a corner forearm smash, but Loca ducks out of the way. Loca tags out to Delta. Charli Evans enters the ring, but gets cut off. Loca tries a diving elbowdrop, but Millie McKenzie counters it with an intercept superkick. Loca leaves the ring. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes. Delta executes a chop against Millie McKenzie. Delta attempts a sleeperhold, but Millie McKenzie blocks it. Millie McKenzie performs a dropkick against Delta. Millie McKenzie uses an arm twist ropewalk chop on Delta. Millie McKenzie hits a Russian legsweep on Delta. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie attempts the Meteora, but Delta rolls out of the way. Delta performs a dropkick to the knee against Millie McKenzie. Delta tries an enzuigiri, but Millie McKenzie steps out of the way. Millie McKenzie executes a fist to the midsection against Delta followed by a thunderous DDT. Millie McKenzie is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Delta kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You could hear Delta’s head bounce off the canvas with a sickening thud!!!
[ Millie McKenzie whips Delta into the ropes. Delta hits Millie McKenzie with a kick. Millie McKenzie springs to her feet.
Charli Evans enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Charli Evans uses a diving elbowdrop on Delta. Millie McKenzie executes an enzuigiri against Delta. A few fans are cheering on Millie McKenzie. Loca enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Millie McKenzie and Charli Evans hit Delta with a double elbowdrop. Charli Evans leaves the ring. Millie McKenzie uses a jumping front kick on Delta. Charli Evans enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Millie McKenzie and Charli Evans whip Delta into the ropes. They hit Delta with a double fist to the midsection. Charli Evans leaves the ring. Millie McKenzie performs a diving elbowdrop against Delta. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Delta into the ropes. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie hit Delta with a double enzuigiri. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Delta into the ropes. They hit Delta with a double backdrop. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie whip Delta into the ropes. Charli Evans and Millie McKenzie hit Delta with a double clothesline. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring.
Charli Evans performs a DDT against Delta. Charli Evans attempts a European uppercut, but Delta ducks out of the way.
Delta tries a springboard spear, but Charli Evans counters it with a kneelift. Charli Evans hits a corner forearm smash on Delta. The crowd is starting to get behind Charli Evans. Charli Evans performs a dropkick to the knee against Delta.
Charli Evans whips Delta into the ropes. Delta uses a clothesline on Charli Evans. Charli Evans springs to her feet. Charli Evans executes a springboard spear against Delta and then goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Delta kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Did you just see that second rope springboard spear!!! I gotta tell you Charli Evans has gold written all over her!!!
[ Charli Evans tags out to Millie McKenzie. Millie McKenzie attempts a Russian legsweep, but Delta counters it with an elbowsmash. Delta executes a huracanrana from the second rope against Millie McKenzie. Delta throws Millie McKenzie out of the ring. Millie McKenzie hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Delta notices it and knees Millie McKenzie in the back. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Millie McKenzie reenters the ring. Delta performs a high knee against Millie McKenzie. The crowd is booing Delta. Delta tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel executes a ripcord cutter against Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel puts Millie McKenzie in a sleeperhold. Millie McKenzie is valiantly trying to break the hold. Millie McKenzie manages to grab the ropes. Debbie Kietel uses a chop on Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel tries a Russian legsweep, but Millie McKenzie counters it with an elbowsmash. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Millie McKenzie hits a DDT on Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans tries a frog splash, but Debbie Kietel gets her knees up. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Debbie Kietel performs a dropkick to the knee against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel hits a dropkick on Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel throws Charli Evans out of the ring. Charli Evans hangs on to the top rope. Debbie Kietel sees it and knees Charli Evans in the back. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Charli Evans reenters the ring. Debbie Kietel nails Charli Evans with a lariat. Debbie Kietel hits a standing moonsault on Charli Evans and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Evans kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man the Woke Queens nearly won it there with that huge standing moonsault!!!
[ Debbie Kietel runs into the ropes. Debbie Kietel misses with an elbow. Debbie Kietel misses with a shoulderblock.
Debbie Kietel misses with a kick. Charli Evans hits a jumping front kick on Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel springs to her feet.
Debbie Kietel executes a ripcord cutter against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Evans kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That ripcord cutter nearly took Evans’ head off!!!
[ Debbie Kietel tags out to Valkyrie. Valkyrie executes a huracanrana from the second rope against Charli Evans. Valkyrie whips Charli Evans into the ropes. Charli Evans uses a lariat on Valkyrie. Charli Evans runs into the ropes. Charli Evans hits Valkyrie with a clothesline. Charli Evans tags out to Delta. Delta locks Valkyrie in a Texas Cloverleaf. Valkyrie is valiantly trying to break the hold. Valkyrie tries to fight the pain. Valkyrie is writhing in pain. Yali Sapphire asks Valkyrie if she's had enough. Valkyrie shakes her head. Delta lets go as Valkyrie reaches the bottom rope. Delta covers Valkyrie as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Valkyrie gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That Texas Cloverleaf nearly folded Valkyrie in half!!!
[ Delta tags out to Loca. Loca and Delta hit Valkyrie with a double DDT. Loca and Delta hit Valkyrie with a double DDT.
Delta leaves the ring. Loca hits a clothesline on Valkyrie. Loca tags out to Charli Evans. Charli Evans throws Valkyrie into the turnbuckle. Charli Evans runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Valkyrie moves out of the way. Valkyrie goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Charli Evans steps out of the way. Charli Evans tags out to Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel enters the ring, but gets cut off. Millie McKenzie and Charli Evans whip Valkyrie into the ropes. They attempt to hit Valkyrie with a double clothesline, but she counters it with a duck-down move. Valkyrie hits them with a double clothesline. Charli Evans leaves the ring. Valkyrie performs a dropkick against Millie McKenzie. Valkyrie runs into the ropes. Valkyrie nails Millie McKenzie with a high knee. Valkyrie executes a lariat against Millie McKenzie. Valkyrie tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel hits a diving elbowdrop on Millie McKenzie. Debbie Kietel is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Debbie Kietel catches Millie McKenzie in an arm grapevine. Millie McKenzie is struggling to reach the ropes. Millie McKenzie manages to grab the ropes. Millie McKenzie springs to her feet. Millie McKenzie whips Debbie Kietel into the ropes, but Debbie Kietel reverses it. Millie McKenzie executes a lariat against Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes. Debbie Kietel hits Millie McKenzie with a kick. Debbie Kietel uses a dropkick on Millie McKenzie. Valkyrie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Charli Evans enters the ring and lays out Valkyrie. Millie McKenzie and Charli Evans hit Debbie Kietel with a double diving elbowdrop. Charli Evans leaves the ring. Millie McKenzie sends Debbie Kietel into the turnbuckle. Debbie Kietel comes back and rocks Millie McKenzie with a clothesline. Debbie Kietel tries a clothesline, but Millie McKenzie counters it with a crucifix pinning her Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Kietel kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Again Medusa Complex was a split second away from winning the gold!!!
[ Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Valkyrie enters the ring, but gets cut off. Millie McKenzie uses a clothesline on Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Debbie Kietel. A portion of the crowd is cheering Charli Evans. Valkyrie gets back up, but gets cut off. Millie McKenzie nails Debbie Kietel with a bulldog.
Charli Evans climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Debbie Kietel throws her to the mat. Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Debbie Kietel performs a clothesline against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel executes a bulldog against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel tags out to Loca. Loca attempts a standing moonsault, but Charli Evans gets her knees up. Charli Evans tags out to Millie McKenzie. Delta enters the ring and throws Charli Evans out of the ring. Loca and Delta hit Millie McKenzie with a double 6-1-9. Delta leaves the ring. Loca attempts a lariat, but Millie McKenzie counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Loca is struggling to reach the ropes. Loca inches her way towards the ropes. Millie McKenzie tags out to Charli Evans. Millie McKenzie runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Millie McKenzie uses a clothesline on Loca. Charli Evans executes a frog splash against Loca and rolls her up as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Loca kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Again Charli Evans was seconds away from winning this match!!! What a huge Frog Splash off the top rope!!!
[ Millie McKenzie leaves the ring. Charli Evans tries a twisting somersault splash, but Loca rolls out of the way and she crashes to the mat. Loca covers Charli Evans as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Evans gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me, Evans crashed and burned on that high-risk move!!!
[ Loca performs a legsweep against Charli Evans. Loca nails Charli Evans with a twisting somersault splash. Quite a few boos are audible. Loca executes a fist to the midsection against Charli Evans. Loca goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Charli Evans blocks it. Charli Evans performs a chop against Loca. Charli Evans uses a chop on Loca. Charli Evans executes a diving elbowdrop against Loca. Charli Evans nails Loca with another frog splash for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Loca kicks out of it. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The second frog splash on Loca and for the second time she’s able to kick out of it!!!
[ Charli Evans gets an arm grapevine on Loca. Debbie Kietel makes the save. Loca uses a monkey flip on Charli Evans.
Loca tags out to Debbie Kietel. Debbie Kietel whips Charli Evans into the ropes, but Charli Evans reverses it. Debbie Kietel misses with a clothesline. Charli Evans tries a clothesline, but Debbie Kietel counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Debbie Kietel acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Debbie Kietel nails Charli Evans with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Debbie Kietel uses a lariat on Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel executes a springboard bulldog against Charli Evans. Debbie Kietel puts Charli Evans in a Texas Cloverleaf. Charli Evans manages to grab the ropes. Debbie Kietel whips Charli Evans into the ropes. Charli Evans misses with a shoulderblock. Charli Evans uses a springboard spear on Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans performs a chop against Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans performs a bulldog against Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans uses a lariat on Debbie Kietel. Millie McKenzie enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Valkyrie enters the ring and lays out Millie McKenzie. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Valkyrie. Debbie Kietel and Valkyrie whip Charli Evans into the ropes. They hit Charli Evans with a double backdrop. Valkyrie leaves the ring. Debbie Kietel tries an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Charli Evans counters it with a kick to the midsection. Charli Evans catches Debbie Kietel totally by surprise. Charli Evans nails Debbie Kietel with a superkick!!! Charli Evans goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Kietel grabs the ropes!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That superkick came out of fucking nowhere!!! Evans gets my MVP vote for this match!!!
[ Charli Evans performs an enzuigiri against Debbie Kietel. Charli Evans executes a twisting moonsault against Debbie Kietel going for the win and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Kietel grabs the ropes. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What’s it going to take to put Debbie Kietel away?! She’s taken just about everything that Medusa Complex could hand out to her!!!
[ Millie McKenzie gets back in the ring and she and Charli Evans nails Debbie Kietel with the Petrification (Millie does Suplex and Charli does Super kick)!!! Charli Evans covers Debbie Kietel as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:21:48
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners of this match and NEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions, Medusa Complex!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I am as stunned as both Caged Heat and the Woke Queens look right now!!! Medusa Complex came into this match as an afterthought in a lot of people’s minds and here they are walking out the new Women’s World Tag Team Champions!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would have bet my entire years pay that Caged Heat was going to retain their titles and bring them home. But no, Medusa Complex has fucking stunned the world tonight!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We have had our first major upset of the night along with our first title change!!! I’m getting word that our very own Cindy Meyers is standing by with Bloody Mary. Let’s go to the back and see what the number one contender has to say about her big match coming up.
[ The videotron comes to life and we see Cindy Meyers standing next to Bloody Mary. ]
Cindy Meyers – Mary, six nights ago you pinned the Women’s World Champion Amber Nova just days ahead of tonight’s match. What did that match teach you heading into tonight?
Bloody Mary – It taught me that Amber is human as much as you and I am. She bleeds just like you and I. And she can feel the pain of the Red Wedding just like anyone else does!!! If she bleeds, and she can feel pain; then she can be beat!!! She likes to gloat that she’s the best female wrestler in the Empire!! The Queen bee. Tonight, I dethrone that bitch’s ass!!!
[ Bloody Mary pauses as Havok and Maria Manic walks on set. ]
Jessicka Havok – Easy girl. We aren’t here to fuck you up before your big match. We come in peace.
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Yeah, we just want you to know that we got your back!!
Bloody Mary – Just like you had my back last week when you hit me with the belt?!
[ Maria smiles at her. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – I was caught up in the moment. No hard feelings, right?
[ Havok and Maria walk away as the show swings back to Mike and Chris ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I gotta tell you, with fucking friends like that who needs enemies?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You know as well as I do that they can’t be trusted. They both have their own ulterior motives that drive them.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, our next match is a big one as the World Tag Team champions the Guerrillas of Destiny take on the Lynch Mob!! This one should be good!! Harvey, take it away buddy!!!
World Tag Team title match
The Guerillas of Destiny © vs The Lynch Mob
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the World Tag Team titles. Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 433 lbs., Joey and Matt Lynch; “The Lynch Mob”!!
[ A mixture of cheers and boos ring out as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the two brawling brothers march out on stage. They high five each other and race down to the ring diving under the bottom ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two men have busted their asses to get back into title contention!! Tonight, they have their first title match here in the Empire!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And what a fucking match it’s going to be. Neither team is very technical savvy. They are all brawlers and would rather beat your ass down than any fancy high flying moves!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the current and reigning World Tag Team Champions; Tanga Loa & Tama Tonga, they are the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base showing off their World Tag Team titles. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These guys are beasts Chris. They have wrestled all over the world and have held titles on just about every continent!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These guys are going to bring the fight to you every minute you’re in the ring with them. Their goal is to fuck you up plain and simple!!!
[ They lock up. Tama Tonga executes a chop against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga executes a Muscle Buster against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga whips Joey Lynch into the ropes, but Joey Lynch reverses it. Joey Lynch misses with a shoulderblock. Joey Lynch uses a dropkick on Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Joey Lynch tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga uses a cradle suplex on Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Tama Tonga attempts a spear, but Joey Lynch counters it with a kick to the head. Joey Lynch nails Tama Tonga with a Muscle Buster. Joey Lynch attempts a Shining Wizard, but Tama Tonga rolls out of the way. Tama Tonga tags out to Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa tries a football tackle, but Joey Lynch counters it with a kneelift. In turn, Tanga Loa counters it with a legsweep. Tanga Loa nails Joey Lynch with a splash. Tanga Loa uses the ropes for leverage. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The referee never saw it, but Tanga had his hands on the ropes for leverage!!! They know they are in a fight tonight!!!
[ Tanga Loa tries a cradle suplex, but Joey Lynch counters it with an elbowsmash. Joey Lynch punches Tanga Loa. A small "Joey Lynch" chant is being started. Joey Lynch kicks Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch tags out to Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga enters the ring and lays out Joey Lynch.
Tama Tonga performs a Discus lariat against Matt Lynch. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tanga Loa nails Matt Lynch with a diving elbowsmash. Tanga Loa is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Tama Tonga leaves the ring. Tanga Loa runs into the ropes. Tanga Loa misses with a clothesline. Matt Lynch locks Tanga Loa in an abdominal stretch. Tanga Loa is struggling to reach the ropes. Tanga Loa is inching his way towards the ropes and finally gets to them and Matt Lynch lets go. Matt Lynch kicks Tanga Loa. The crowd is starting to get behind Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch punches Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa kicks Matt Lynch. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tanga Loa kicks Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa chops Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch punches Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa punches Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa performs a football tackle against Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa punches Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa punches Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch punches Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch performs a dropkick against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch executes a mounted punch against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch performs an atomic drop against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch goes for a go-behind, but Tanga Loa counters it with an elbowsmash. Tanga Loa launches Matt Lynch across the ring with a release German suplex. The crowd is booing Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa tags out to Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa whip Matt Lynch into the ropes. They hit Matt Lynch with a double kick to the midsection. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga whips Matt Lynch into the ropes, but Matt Lynch reverses it. Tama Tonga and Matt Lynch get hit with a double clothesline. Tama Tonga tries a Discus lariat, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch performs a DDT against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch tags out to Joey Lynch. Tanga Loa enters the ring, but gets cut off. Joey Lynch and Matt Lynch hit Tama Tonga with a double splash. Tanga Loa gets back up, but gets cut off. Joey Lynch and Matt Lynch whip Tama Tonga into the ropes. They hit Tama Tonga with a double elbowsmash. Matt Lynch leaves the ring. Joey Lynch uses a Discus lariat on Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch performs a bridging Exploder suplex against Tama Tonga and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Tama shoots his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful bridge on that suplex by Joey Lynch!!!
[ Joey Lynch goes for a go-behind, but Tama Tonga reverses it. Joey Lynch re-reverses it. Joey Lynch takes Tama Tonga down with a cradle suplex. The crowd is starting to get behind Joey Lynch. Joey Lynch takes Tama Tonga down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Joey Lynch tags out to Matt Lynch. Joey Lynch hits a cradle suplex on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch attempts a diving elbowsmash, but Tama Tonga counters it with a faceslam. Joey Lynch leaves the ring. Tama Tonga hits a cradle suplex on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga tags out to Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa hits an uppercut on Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa hits an atomic drop on Matt Lynch. A fan at ringside badmouths Tanga Loa. Tanga Loa hits a clothesline on Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa goes for a hair pull, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch tags out to Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga enters the ring, but gets cut off. Matt Lynch performs a belly-to-belly suplex against Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch hits a diving elbowsmash on Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch leaves the ring. Joey Lynch executes the Curb Stomp against Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch attempts a Muscle Buster, but Tanga Loa counters it with a sunset flip. Tanga Loa uses the ropes for leverage as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s the second time Tanga has used the ropes to help his chances of winning this match!!! The referee better open his damn eyes!!!
[ Tanga Loa runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch tries a bodyslam, but Tanga Loa counters it with a facerake. Tanga Loa tries a Muscle Buster, but Joey Lynch blocks it. Joey Lynch nails Tanga Loa with a DDT. The crowd is starting to get behind Joey Lynch. Joey Lynch executes an armbar takedown against Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch runs into the ropes. Tanga Loa misses with a clothesline. Joey Lynch hits Tanga Loa with an elbow. Joey Lynch runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch hits a running knee strike on Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch nails Tanga Loa with a spear. Joey Lynch covers Tanga Loa. Joey Jiles and counts …1 …2 …and Tanga kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That spear nearly took Tanga out of his boots!!!
[ Joey Lynch nails Tanga Loa with a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles. Joey Lynch throws Tanga Loa out of the ring. Joey Lynch jumps onto him with a diving elbowsmash. Joey Lynch slams Tanga Loa into the steel guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tanga Loa executes an armdrag takedown against Joey Lynch. Tanga Loa throws Joey Lynch into the steel ringpost. Tanga Loa is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Tama Tonga comes over to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga tries a clothesline, but Joey Lynch counters it with a Gorilla Press. Joey Lynch sets up Tanga Loa on the turnbuckle. Joey Lynch executes a flying elbow smash on Tanga Loa on the concrete floor!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Talk about fucking sacrificing your body to win the belts!!! The Lynch Mob is pulling out all the stops tonight!!!
[ Joey Lynch uses a DDT on Tanga Loa. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …Matt Lynch comes over to make it two-on-one. Matt Lynch goes for a clothesline, but Tanga Loa counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Tanga Loa hits a diving elbowsmash on Joey Lynch. Tanga Loa throws Joey Lynch into the steel guardrail. Joey Jiles counts …3 …4 …Tanga Loa executes a bodyslam against Joey Lynch. Tanga Loa reenters the ring. Joey Lynch follows him back in. Joey Lynch tags out to Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch nails Tanga Loa with a release German suplex. Matt Lynch attempts a clothesline, but Tanga Loa counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Matt Lynch counters it with a slidedown. Matt Lynch attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Tanga Loa counters it with a facerake. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Tanga Loa uses a European uppercut on Matt Lynch. Tanga Loa goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Matt Lynch steps out of the way. Joey Lynch enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Matt Lynch and Joey Lynch whip Tanga Loa into the ropes. They hit Tanga Loa with a double elbowsmash. Joey Lynch leaves the ring. Matt Lynch whips Tanga Loa into the ropes. Matt Lynch performs a chop against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch hits an uppercut on Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch runs into the ropes. Tanga Loa misses with a clothesline. Tanga Loa hits Matt Lynch with a backdrop. Matt Lynch falls out of the ring. Tanga Loa goes for a diving shoulderblock off the apron, but Matt Lynch moves out of the way. Tanga Loa is out cold. The crowd is cheering on Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch shoves Tanga Loa into the steel guardrail. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …Matt Lynch performs an armbar takedown against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch throws Tanga Loa back into the ring. Matt Lynch whips Tanga Loa into the ropes, but Tanga Loa reverses it. Matt Lynch hits a football tackle on Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch whips Tanga Loa into the ropes, but Tanga Loa reverses it. Matt Lynch performs a clothesline against Tanga Loa. Matt Lynch tries a back elbow, but Tanga Loa ducks out of the way. Tanga Loa tags out to Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa hit Matt Lynch with a double eye gouge. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga executes a hair pull against Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Matt Lynch steps out of the way. Matt Lynch goes for a mounted punch, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga tries an atomic drop, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch throws Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle, but Tama Tonga reverses it. Tama Tonga catches Matt Lynch in a boot choke. Joey Jiles warns Tama Tonga to let go and counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Tama Tonga lets Matt Lynch go before he tries a ropeburn, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch kicks Tama Tonga. The crowd is cheering on Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch hits Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch with a kick. Tama Tonga uses an armdrag takedown on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga performs a dropkick to the knee against Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch springs to his feet. Matt Lynch uses a clothesline on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch tries a bridging Exploder suplex, but Tama Tonga counters it with an elbowsmash. Tama Tonga takes Matt Lynch down with a cradle suplex. Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Joey Lynch enters the ring and lays out Tanga Loa. Joey Lynch performs a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Matt Lynch climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tama Tonga throws him to the mat. Joey Lynch enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa whip Matt Lynch into the ropes. They hit Matt Lynch with a double clothesline. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa whip Matt Lynch into the ropes. They hit Matt Lynch with a double elbowsmash. Joey Lynch leaves the ring. Tama Tonga executes a Discus lariat against Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga tries a running knee strike, but Matt Lynch ducks out of the way. Matt Lynch hits a dropkick to the knee on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch executes a mounted punch against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch executes an eye gouge against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch runs into the ropes. Matt Lynch executes a spear against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch tries an armdrag takedown, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga executes an uppercut against Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga kicks Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch hits Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Matt Lynch hits Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch tags out to Joey Lynch. Matt Lynch nails Tama Tonga with a Muscle Buster. Joey Lynch performs a diving elbowsmash against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch leaves the ring. Joey Lynch executes an eye gouge against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch hits Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga punches Joey Lynch. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tama Tonga kicks Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga takes Joey Lynch down with an armdrag takedown. Tama Tonga performs a gutbuster against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga uses a fist to the midsection on Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga uses a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Joey Lynch and goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Massive DVD into the corner folds Joey Lynch in half!! What power by Tama Tonga!!!
[ Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch hits Tama Tonga with an elbow. Joey Lynch executes an armbar takedown against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch sends Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle. Joey Lynch runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tama Tonga lifts his knee. Tama Tonga nails Joey Lynch with a gutbuster. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga covers Joey Lynch and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tama is working over Joey nicely stopping him from tagging out to his brother Matt getting his fresh man into this match.
[ Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa whip Joey Lynch into the ropes. They hit Joey Lynch with a double elbowsmash. Matt Lynch enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tanga Loa tries a clothesline, but Joey Lynch counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Tanga Loa manages to grab the ropes. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Joey Lynch goes for a spear, but Tama Tonga counters it with a kneelift. Tama Tonga chops Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga hits Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga tries a release German suplex, but Joey Lynch counters it with an elbowsmash. Joey Lynch whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Joey Lynch tries a spear, but Tama Tonga counters it with a backdrop. Tama Tonga launches Joey Lynch across the ring with a release German suplex. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga performs a Muscle Buster against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga performs a fist to the midsection against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga performs the Curb Stomp against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch misses with a kick. Tama Tonga misses with an elbow. Tama Tonga performs a running knee strike against Joey Lynch. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tama Tonga uses a Discus lariat on Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Joey grabs the ropes!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You can see that Joey doesn’t have the strength left to kick out so he used his great ring awareness to reach out and grab the bottom rope!!!
[ Tama Tonga goes for a slap, but Joey Lynch blocks it. Joey Lynch runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch goes for a spear but Tama Tonga pulls Joey Jiles in the way and Joey Jiles is wiped out! Yali Sapphire comes running down to the ring. Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa hit Joey Lynch with a double chop. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga whips Joey Lynch into the ropes. Joey Lynch executes a running knee strike against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch attempts a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Tama Tonga counters it with a kneebar. Joey Lynch makes it to the ropes. Tama Tonga whips Joey Lynch into the ropes, but Joey Lynch reverses it. Joey Lynch hits Tama Tonga with a backdrop. Joey Lynch tags out to Matt Lynch. Matt Lynch performs a slap against Tama Tonga. Joey Jiles slowly regains consciousness. Matt Lynch chops Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tama Tonga punches Matt Lynch. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga kicks Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Matt Lynch steps out of the way. Matt Lynch hits a gutbuster on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch takes Tama Tonga down with a release German suplex. Matt Lynch is going for the pin. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tama kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice German Suplex by Matt Lynch nearly won them the belts, but Tama just got the shoulder up before the new referee Yali Sapphire could count to three!!!
[ Matt Lynch goes for the kill shot and hits a splash on Tama Tonga and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Tama gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That splash had to be fifteen feet in the air and the impact on Tama, I still can’t figure out how the fuck he kicked out!!!
[ Matt Lynch sends Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle. Matt Lynch catches Tama Tonga in a choke against the ropes. Joey Jiles warns Matt Lynch to let go as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Matt Lynch takes Tama Tonga down with a release German suplex. Matt Lynch hits a slap on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch runs into the ropes. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch with a shoulderblock. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch with a clothesline. Tama Tonga nails Matt Lynch with a release German suplex. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tama Tonga executes a hair pull against Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga uses an armbar takedown on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga nails Matt Lynch with an armbar takedown. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Matt Lynch uses a chop on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch attempts a diving elbowsmash, but Tama Tonga counters it with an intercept superkick. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch springs to his feet. Matt Lynch whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Matt Lynch hits Tama Tonga with a clothesline. going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and again Tama gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tama just barely got his shoulder up. He’s been in this match for a long fucking time. He needs to tag out and get the fresh man in.
[ Matt Lynch performs an atomic drop against Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch launches Tama Tonga across the ring with a release German suplex. Matt Lynch uses a cradle suplex on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch uses an eye gouge on Tama Tonga. Matt Lynch attempts an eye gouge, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga executes a slap against Matt Lynch.
Tama Tonga whips Matt Lynch into the ropes, but Matt Lynch reverses it. Matt Lynch uses a dropkick on Tama Tonga.
Matt Lynch tries a Discus lariat, but Tama Tonga counters it with a hiptoss. Tama Tonga whips Matt Lynch into the ropes. Tama Tonga hits Matt Lynch with a backdrop. Tanga Loa enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa hit Matt Lynch with a double belly-to-back suplex. Tanga Loa leaves the ring. Tama Tonga tries a gutbuster, but Matt Lynch blocks it. Matt Lynch attempts a running knee strike, but Tama Tonga ducks out of the way. Tama Tonga hits a bodyslam on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga performs a cradle suplex against Matt Lynch as Tama Tonga goes for the cover and Tama Tonga uses the ropes for leverage as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Matt kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The momentum of this match quickly turns in the favor of the champions again as Tama and Tanga used some nice double team moves to swing the tide in their favor.
[ Tama Tonga hits a gutbuster on Matt Lynch. Tama Tonga tries a European uppercut, but Matt Lynch ducks out of the way. Matt Lynch tags out to Joey Lynch. Joey Lynch attempts a clothesline, but Tama Tonga ducks out of the way. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Joey Lynch misses with a clothesline. Joey Lynch executes a backbreaker against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch hits a dropkick on Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch tries a running knee strike, but Tama Tonga ducks out of the way. Tama Tonga whips Joey Lynch into the ropes, but Joey Lynch reverses it. Joey Lynch misses with a kick. Tama Tonga executes a spear against Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga uses a dropkick on Joey Lynch. The crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga attempts a clothesline, but Joey Lynch ducks out of the way. Joey Lynch performs a Discus lariat against Tama Tonga. Joey Lynch sends Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle. Joey Lynch tries a boot choke, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga executes a Cradle DDT against Joey Lynch and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Joey Lynch gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Brothers need to know that the clock is ticking on their World Tag Team championship opportunity tonight. We have just crossed the twenty-five-minute mark!!!
[ Tama Tonga nails Joey Lynch with a Discus lariat. Tama Tonga gets a guillotine choke on Joey Lynch and Joey Lynch manages to grab the ropes. Tama Tonga sets up Joey Lynch on the turnbuckle as Tanga Loa and Tama Tonga hits the Kill Shot (The Dudley Death Drop) on Joey Lynch. Tama Tonga goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Matt Lynch rushes into the ring, but doesn't make it in time …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:25:56
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and STILL the World Tag Team Champions, the Guerrillas of Destiny!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck what a match we just witnessed!!! The Lynch Mob nearly took the champs to the limit, but taking the champs to the time limit doesn’t win you the belts unless you can actually pin them!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re right. The Lynch Mob wrestled a great match, but it don’t mean shit in wrestling unless you can get the one, two, three on them!!! There’s no title belts for second place losers!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Mike, I’m getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by with Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse. Let’s listen in.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see Cindy Meyers standing next to Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse. ]
Cindy Meyers – Gentlemen, earlier tonight we all watched as you, Reverend Azazel; interfered in you clients match costing him the W.W.E. Television championship.
[ Azazel laughs at her comments. ]
Reverend Azazel – Cindy, you simple minded little girl; we never came into this match with the Television title in mind. No, no, no, little girl; our main goal was to hurt Chandler Hopkins. To beat him down until he can’t stand!!! No, Chandler Hopkins needs to be put in his place and when we… Raven Horse is through with him; he will be begging us to take the T.V. title from him.
[ Raven Horse stares right into the camera. ]
Raven Horse – Hopkins, this fight between you and I; you’re going to wish I took your title from you tonight!!!
[ Raven Horse and Reverend Azazel storm off the set as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If I heard the Reverend correctly, their plan all along was to soften up Hopkins. The beat the man down until he can’t even defend the T.V. title at all.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I really am dumbfounded that they didn’t just take their best shot tonight. Hopkins came into this match already in less than one hundred percent after the matches he’s had this past month or so.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m sure after hearing Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse talking that we have not seen the end of these two and their bigger plan has yet to be played out. Folks, up next is our huge Triple Threat match for the brand new Women’s National title!!! Let’s go back to the ring as Harvey Weinstein is standing by!!!
WWE Women’s Triple Threat National title match
Havok vs Su Yim vs Shanna Furguson
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the vacant Women’s National championship!!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 155 lbs., she is “The Beast” Shanna Furguson.
[ The crowd boos as “The Trainer Battle” of the Pokémon Guitar Cover plays Shanna storms down to the ring, bare foot and dressed in her UFC garb. She dives under the bottom rope and starts to pace around like a mad woman motioning for her opponents to get their asses out here. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna is all fucking pumped up for this match. It’s a huge opportunity for her after coming off a slow start in her short career here in the Empire.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Shanna comes into this match with a two and three record, but it was her win three weeks ago against Amber O’Neal that solidified her in this championship match!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her first opponent, making her way to the ring, weighing in at 115 lbs., she is “The Zombie Bride” Su Yim!!!
[ Some fans cheer and some boo as from the back, the Zombie Bride crawls out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Undead Bride” sends chills down everyone’s spines. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Su Yim also came off a very good win four weeks ago against Gabby Jetson to get her record to two and two.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I hate to say it but when DDP chose the three women who were going to wrestle in this match it had to be in his head how they wrestled in their most recent matches. The old adage, what have you done foe me lately always comes into play.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their final opponent, making her way to the ring, weighing in at 264 lbs., she is Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring never taking her eyes off the Women’s champion. ]
[ Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring knowing that this is one of the biggest matches of her career. A chorus of boos ring down on her as she soaks it all in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This crazy ass bitch walked out on the Women’s World Champion last week on Adrenaline in the main event as they took on Bloody Mary and Maria Manic costing her team the win and most importantly, costing the undefeated Amber Nova her first loss here in the Empire!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Havok proved to everyone that she can’t be trusted!!! She’s in it for herself and she will stab anyone in the back to get her shot at the Women’s World title!!!
[ The bell rings as Havok chops Su Yim. Su Yim chops Havok. Havok chops Su Yim. Havok kicks Su Yim. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Havok tries a lariat, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Su Yim tries a superkick, but Havok ducks out of the way. Havok attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Su Yim counters it with an elbowsmash. Su Yim uses a legsweep on Havok. Su Yim climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Havok nails her in the stomach. Su Yim falls onto the top turnbuckle. Su Yim falls back into the ring. Havok goes for a ripcord cutter, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Su Yim throws Havok out of the ring. Su Yim goes through the ropes to the floor. Su Yim rolls out of the ring and throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim nails Havok with a Russian legsweep. Su Yim attempts a jumping front kick, but Havok ducks out of the way. Havok shoves Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Havok tries a DDT, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim performs a clothesline against Havok. Su Yim slams Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim attempts an elbowdrop, but Havok rolls out of the way. Havok throws Su Yim into the steel ringpost. The crowd is booing Havok. Havok uses an elbowdrop on Su Yim. Havok throws Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Havok performs a rolling cutter against Su Yim. Havok uses a fist to the midsection on Su Yim. Havok whips Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Havok goes for a dropkick, but Su Yim steps out of the way. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Havok attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Su Yim counters it with an elbowsmash. Su Yim shoves Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim hits a bulldog on Havok. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim knocks Havok into the steel ringpost. The crowd is cheering on Su Yim. Su Yim tries a dropkick, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok uses a European uppercut on Su Yim. Havok attempts a high knee, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Havok tries a dropkick, but Su Yim steps out of the way. The crowd is cheering on Su Yim. Su Yim goes for an enzuigiri, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok throws Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Havok tries an Asai moonsault, but Su Yim counters it with an intercept superkick. Su Yim performs a legsweep against Havok. Su Yim whips Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim performs a DDT against Havok. Su Yim attempts a European uppercut, but Havok ducks out of the way. Havok throws Su Yim back into the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Su Yim and Havok have spent about five minutes or so beating the shit out of each other outside the ring as the referee let the action go.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Being a Triple Threat match, DDP has determined that this match be officiated under No Disqualification rules!!! There will be a champion crowned tonight!!! But did you also see that Shanna never got involved? Smart move by Shanna to let her opponents beat the ever-loving hell out of each other while she stands by staying fresh.
[ Su Yim uses a corner forearm smash on Havok. Su Yim tags out to Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson uses a spinning backbreaker on Havok. The crowd is starting to get behind Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson executes an elbowdrop against Havok. Shanna Furguson performs a monkey flip against Havok. Shanna Furguson whips Havok into the ropes. Havok misses with a shoulderblock. Havok executes a corner forearm smash against Shanna Furguson. Havok tags out to Su Yim. Su Yim executes a lariat against Shanna Furguson. Su Yim hits a springboard spear on Shanna Furguson. Su Yim is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Shanna gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Incredible springboard spear off the top rope to take Shanna down!!!
[ Su Yim performs a spike piledriver against Shanna Furguson. Su Yim goes for the cover again Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 1/2 …and again Shanna kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Su Yim went for it all right there, Mike!!! She knew that Shanna was still hurting from that crazy ass spear so she followed it up with a spike piledriver!!!
[ Su Yim uses an enzuigiri on Shanna Furguson. Su Yim executes the 6-1-9 against Shanna Furguson. Su Yim whips Shanna Furguson into the ropes, but Shanna Furguson reverses it. Shanna Furguson hits Su Yim with a clothesline.
Shanna Furguson whips Su Yim into the ropes. Su Yim misses with a clothesline. Su Yim attempts an Asai moonsault, but Shanna Furguson counters it with an intercept superkick. Shanna Furguson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shanna Furguson performs a snap dragon suplex into the turnbuckles against Su Yim. A portion of the crowd is booing Shanna Furguson as she covers Su Yim and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Su Yim kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That snap dragon suplex sent Su Yim’s head snapping back after it connected against the middle rope!!! She has to be feeling that!!!
[ Su Yim springs to her feet. Su Yim throws Shanna Furguson out of the ring. Shanna Furguson hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Shanna Furguson pulls herself back in. Shanna Furguson tags out to Havok. Havok nails Su Yim with a superkick. Su Yim springs to her feet. Su Yim uses a chop on Havok. Su Yim hits a monkey flip on Havok. Su Yim whips Havok into the ropes. Su Yim hits Havok with an elbow. Su Yim tags out to Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson uses a corkscrew legdrop on Havok. Shanna Furguson attempts a clothesline, but Havok counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Shanna Furguson gets ahold of the ropes. Havok goes for a springboard spear, but Shanna Furguson counters it with
a piledriver. Shanna Furguson goes for a standing moonsault, but Havok gets her knees up. Havok whips Shanna Furguson into the ropes, but Shanna Furguson reverses it. Havok hits Shanna Furguson with a clothesline. Havok covers Shanna Furguson as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Su Yim makes the save. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Su Yim just saw the title slipping out of her hands and she did the only thing that she could do and that’s save Shanna’s ass!!! Smart thinking on her part!!!
[ Shanna Furguson uses a Russian legsweep on Havok. Shanna Furguson uses a diving elbowdrop on Havok. Havok springs to her feet. Havok uses a springboard armdrag on Shanna Furguson. Havok nails Shanna Furguson with a Russian legsweep. Havok hits a corner forearm smash on Shanna Furguson. A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Havok attempts a European uppercut, but Shanna Furguson ducks out of the way. Shanna Furguson attempts a DDT, but Havok counters it with a kneebar. Shanna Furguson is struggling to reach the ropes. Shanna Furguson inches her way towards the ropes when Havok executes the Meteora against Shanna Furguson pinning her and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Shanna kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Havok is using all her power to beat Shanna down. Havok is determined to win this title tonight!!!
[ Havok executes an arm twist ropewalk chop against Shanna Furguson. Havok performs a legsweep against Shanna Furguson. Havok executes an enzuigiri against Shanna Furguson. Havok tags out to Su Yim. Su Yim tries the Meteora, but Shanna Furguson rolls out of the way. Shanna Furguson uses a spinning backbreaker on Su Yim. A portion of the crowd is cheering for Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson leaves the ring and returns with a steel chair. Shanna Furguson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair nailing a lariat against Su Yim. Shanna Furguson uses a spinning backbreaker on Su Yim. Shanna Furguson nails Su Yim with an enzuigiri. Shanna Furguson is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 1/2 …and Su Yim gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice springboard lariat off that chair that nearly took Su Yim’s head off her shoulders!!!
[ Su Yim springs to her feet. Su Yim hits a high knee on Shanna Furguson. Su Yim tags out to Havok. Havok goes for an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Shanna Furguson counters it with a kneelift. Shanna Furguson tags out to Su Yim. Su Yim performs a springboard armdrag against Havok as she covers Havok and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s going to take more than that to pin Havok. She’s such a big and muscular woman and right now the freshest woman in the match!!!
[ Su Yim nails Havok with a dropkick from the second rope. Yali Sapphire removes the chair from the ring. Su Yim hits a chop on Havok. Su Yim tags out to Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson nails Havok with a springboard spear. The crowd is cheering on Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson tags out to Su Yim. Su Yim throws Havok out of the ring. Havok hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Su Yim notices Havok hanging on. Havok pulls herself back in. Su Yim clotheslines Havok over the top rope. Su Yim rolls out under the bottom rope. They're brawling inside the ring area. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim hits a monkey flip on Havok. Su Yim shoves Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim executes a roundhouse kick against Havok. Su Yim executes a jumping front kick against Havok. Su Yim hits a high knee on Havok. Su Yim uses a twisting somersault splash on Havok. Su Yim knocks Havok into the steel ringpost. Su Yim goes for a ripcord cutter, but Havok throws her off. Havok hits a fist to the midsection on Su Yim. Havok goes for a European uppercut, but Su Yim blocks it. Havok performs an armdrag takedown against Su Yim. Havok executes a chop against Su Yim. Su Yim uses a chop on Havok. Su Yim nails Havok with a roundhouse kick. Su Yim uses a legsweep on Havok. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim performs a chop against Havok. Su Yim throws Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim shoves Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim runs Havok into the steel ringsteps. Su Yim performs a legsweep against Havok. Su Yim whips Havok into the steel guardrail. Su Yim tries a dropkick, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok uses a fist to the midsection on Su Yim. Havok tries a Russian legsweep, but Su Yim counters it with an elbowsmash. Havok tries a roundhouse kick, but Su Yim blocks it. Havok performs an Asai moonsault against Su Yim. Havok throws Su Yim into the steel ringsteps. Havok nails Su Yim with the Phoenix Splash. Havok executes a frog splash against Su Yim. Havok uses a roundhouse kick on Su Yim. Havok shoves Su Yim into the steel guardrail. Su Yim climbs back into the ring. Havok rolls back in under the bottom rope. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m having flashbacks of how this championship match started with Su Yim and Havok beating the ever-loving shit out of each other and Shanna watching from the apron!!!
[ Su Yim tags out to Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson nails Havok with a DDT. Shanna Furguson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Shanna Furguson covers Havok as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and somehow Su Yim makes the save. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna was a split second away from winning the title until Su Yim at the last second made the diving save!!!
[ Havok clubs Shanna Furguson. Havok kicks Shanna Furguson. Havok whips Shanna Furguson into the ropes. Havok catches Shanna Furguson in a sleeper hold but Shanna Furguson makes it to the ropes breaking it. Havok leaves the ring and returns with a steel chair. Havok runs into the ropes and springs off the chair going for a diving clothesline, but Shanna Furguson catches her on her shoulders and nails the Beast Slayer (a sit down powerbomb into a pin) on Havok!!! The sold out crowd explodes to their feet as Shanna Furguson goes for the pin and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:26:40
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and NEW Women’s National Champion, Shanna Furguson!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna’s done it Chris!!! What a fucking counter to the flying clothesline!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Absolutely amazing as she drove the two hundred- and sixty-four-pound Havok down to the mat and pinned her to capture the title!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Congratulations to Shanna Furguson in her first title win here in the Empire!!! I’m sure the entire Women’s division was watching tonight and are jockeying for position to get their shots at the new champion!!! Chris, Cindy Meyers is standing by with Caristico just moments before his huge title opportunity tonight. Let’s go to the back.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see Cindy Meyers standing by with Caristico. ]
Cindy Meyers – Caristico, tonight in your match; it is not only for Tito Escobar’s United States Heavyweight title; but if you lose you have to unmask yourself right here on pay per view in-front of millions of people watching around the world. What’s going through your mind going into a match with such high stakes.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Cindy, in my country; the Lucha mask means everything to my people. It’s more than just a mask, it’s a symbol of everything that I have fought for in my entire career. But when I was issued the challenge by Tito Escobar to put my mask on the line, I knew I could beat him. That I’m better than him and that nothing he or his thugs Los Vipers could do to stop me!!! Tonight, I not only bring back the United States Heavyweight title back to its’ former glory, but I put an end to the Cartel once and for all.
[ Caristico walks off the set as the show goes back to Mike and Chris. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, this match has huge implications for both men. For Tito, it’s all about the title that he’s putting on the line. For Caristico, it’s about his legacy and heritage as he puts his mask on the line.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t have explained what both men are putting on the line any better. Both men have a shit ton to lose tonight if they get pinned. How far will both men go to walk out the champion?!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well, that question is about to get answered as this match is about to get under way. Harvey, it’s all yours buddy. Let’s get this shit started!!!
WWE United States title match
Title vs Mask
Tito Escobar © vs Caristico
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is a title versus mask match!!! Making his way to the ring and being accompanied by Los Vipers, weighing in at 198 lbs., he is the current and reigning United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. The United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar struts out all cocky with his Mexican Heavyweight championship around his waist followed by Los Vipers to the booing of the sold-out crowd. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes with a cocky ass smile on his face. Los Vipers follow him in and mount the corner turnbuckles taunting the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Champion has chosen to come down to the ring first and this sold-out crowd is letting the Cartel know exactly how they feel about them!!! Tito enters this match with a five and one record and his only loss coming to Boris Drago in the second round of the World title tournament back on January 25th.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The guy is a wealth of talent. It’s too bad he’s such a dick. And why the hell do Los Vipers even listen to his bullshit? He’s turned a nice young tag team into a bunch of fucking street thugs that are just here to do his dirty work.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 180 lbs., he is “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico is looking great coming off his handicap match against Los Vipers that set this title match up.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yes, he does; but he’s got a huge uphill battle against him tonight with Tito Escobar standing in his way!!! He loses, he loses his mask!!! How would that affect him as he moves on in the future? We are about to find out!!!
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Tito Escobar executes a Spanish Fly against Caristico. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tito Escobar is goes for the quick pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Caristico gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That quick pin in less than a minute into this match is a pure insult to Caristico. It just goes to show you how much he doesn’t respect his challenger tonight.
[ Tito Escobar attempts a backbreaker, but Caristico counters it with a facerake. Caristico hits a Muscle Buster on Tito Escobar. Caristico is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tito Escobar misses with a kick. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a clothesline. Tito Escobar falls out of the ring. Caristico jumps onto him with a car crash cross body to the floor. Caristico has the crowd going wild. Caristico throws Tito Escobar back into the ring. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a spinning heel kick. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with an elbow. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes, but Caristico reverses it. Tito Escobar goes for a clothesline, but Caristico counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a diving elbowsmash off the top rope. The crowd is behind Caristico all the way. Caristico is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a huge elbow drop by Caristico, that won so many matches for the legendary Macho Man back in his day!!!
[ Caristico performs a backbreaker against Tito Escobar. The crowd is giving Caristico a standing ovation. Caristico tries a release German suplex, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar attempts a jumping side kick, but Caristico ducks out of the way. Caristico performs an armbar takedown against Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Tito Escobar. Caristico uses the Curb Stomp on Tito Escobar. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Caristico. Caristico runs into the ropes. Caristico misses with a shoulderblock. Tito Escobar misses with a clothesline. Caristico executes a clothesline against Tito Escobar. Pedro Supremo tosses Tito Escobar the Mexican Heavyweight title as Santos distracts the referee. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with it and goes for the pin as he uses the ropes for leverage. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and then sees Tito using the ropes so she stops the count. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good awareness by the referee to see Tito using the ropes for the added leverage to try and steal this match early on.
[ Tito Escobar chops Caristico. Tito Escobar chops Caristico. Tito Escobar is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Tito Escobar goes for a roundhouse kick, but Caristico ducks out of the way. Caristico uses a hair pull on Tito Escobar and goes for a small package going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A quick small package by Caristico almost won him the United States Heavyweight title!!!
[ Caristico uses a DDT on Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar begs off but Caristico pays no attention and takes Tito Escobar down with a cradle suplex. Caristico attempts a forearm choke, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a kick. Tito Escobar nails Caristico with an enzuigiri. Tito Escobar is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Tito Escobar nails Caristico with a running bulldog and then tries for a Shining Wizard, but Caristico rolls out of the way backsliding Tito going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and again Tito kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tito is on his heels tonight!!! It seems he has looked past Caristico and wasn’t prepared for this match at all.
[ Caristico uses a European uppercut on Tito Escobar. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a Discus lariat. Caristico nails a standing dropkick against Tito Escobar as he goes for the cover and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Tito gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caristico is throwing the book at Tito and the champ still has enough left in him to power out!!
[ Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a spear. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Caristico uses an atomic drop on Tito Escobar. Caristico chops Tito Escobar. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. Caristico hits a chop on Tito Escobar. Caristico tries a running knee strike, but Tito Escobar ducks out of the way. Tito Escobar executes a springboard armdrag against Caristico. Tito Escobar leaves the ring. He returns with a steel chair. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Tito Escobar uses a bulldog on Caristico. Tito Escobar is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Tito Escobar executes a dropkick against Caristico. Tito Escobar goes for the Red Angel, but Caristico counters it with a kick to the thigh. The crowd is giving Caristico a standing ovation. Caristico attempts a go-behind, but Tito Escobar counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Caristico is valiantly trying to break the hold. Caristico is struggling to reach the ropes. Caristico inches his way towards the ropes breaking it. Tito Escobar drags Caristico to his feet and hits a bulldog against Caristico. Tito Escobar is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Tito Escobar is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Caristico powers out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico is feeling it tonight as he powers out at just one and Tito is stunned that he didn’t get the win!!!
[ Tito Escobar climbs to the top rope and nails a shooting star press against Caristico going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tito is throwing everything he’s got at Caristico and somehow, someway the Mexican Sensation is finding a way to power out!!!
[ Caristico springs to his feet and hits a cradle suplex on Tito Escobar. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Caristico.
Caristico is going for the pin and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico has this match won Chris!!! One more move and Tito is done!!! We are going to have a new United States Heavyweight Champion!!!
[ Caristico goes for a DDT, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a kick. Tito Escobar executes a springboard armdrag against Caristico. Tito Escobar performs a fallaway slam against Caristico. Tito Escobar uses a flying cross body press on Caristico into a pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Caristico gets a shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amazing Chris!!! Caristico kicked out again!!! Where is he finding the energy to kick out of these moves?
[ Tito Escobar performs a rolling clothesline against Caristico. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Caristico and Tito Escobar get hit with a double clothesline. Caristico executes a Muscle Buster against Tito Escobar. Caristico performs a chop against Tito Escobar. Caristico attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Tito Escobar turns in mid-air and lands on him. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and again Caristico kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What an amazing counter by the champion to turn that suplex into a slamming pin attempt!!!
[ Tito Escobar is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Tito Escobar tries a European uppercut, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico throws Tito Escobar out of the ring. Tito Escobar hangs on to the top rope. Caristico sees it and breaks Tito Escobar's grip. Caristico jumps onto him with a car crash cross body to the floor. Caristico throws Tito Escobar back into the ring. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a Discus lariat. Caristico chops Tito Escobar. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. Caristico performs a go-behind against Tito Escobar. Caristico executes a slap against Tito Escobar. Caristico executes a running knee strike against Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a Muscle Buster on Tito Escobar. Caristico runs into the ropes, but Pedro Supremo pulls down the top rope and Caristico crashes to the floor. Yali Sapphire threatens Tito Escobar with disqualification. Tito Escobar goes through the ropes and hits a Pele kick against Caristico. Yali Sapphire count …1 …2 …and Tito Escobar shoves Caristico into the steel guardrail. Tito Escobar rolls Caristico back into the ring and follows him in. Caristico takes Tito Escobar down with an armbar takedown. The crowd erupts. Caristico takes Tito Escobar down with a cradle suplex. Tito Escobar begs him off asking for mercy. Caristico performs a backbreaker against Tito Escobar. Caristico catches Tito Escobar in a sleeperhold. Tito Escobar makes it to the ropes breaking the move. Caristico hits a fist to the midsection on Tito Escobar. Caristico kicks Tito Escobar. Caristico hits Tito Escobar. Caristico kicks Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a slap on Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with an elbow. Caristico springs to his feet. Caristico uses an armdrag takedown on Tito Escobar. Caristico puts Tito Escobar in a choke against the ropes. Yali Sapphire warns Caristico to let go counting …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes. Tito Escobar tries a back heel kick, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico uses a fist to the midsection on Tito Escobar. Caristico performs a dropkick against Tito Escobar. Caristico locks Tito Escobar in an arm grapevine and Tito Escobar manages to grab the ropes breaking the move. Caristico goes for a Discus lariat, but Tito Escobar counters it with a hiptoss. Tito Escobar performs a tiger driver against Caristico going for a pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Beautiful Tiger Driver by the champion, but Caristico again kicks out!!! There’s still life in the challenger and Tito can’t believe it!!!
[ Tito Escobar performs a bulldog against Caristico. Tito Escobar is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Tito Escobar executes a mounted punch against Caristico. Tito Escobar hits a backbreaker on Caristico. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a spear. The crowd is behind Caristico all the way. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Caristico uses a clothesline on Tito Escobar. Caristico attempts a running knee strike, but Tito Escobar ducks out of the way. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes, but Caristico reverses it. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a clothesline. Caristico performs a DDT against Tito Escobar. Caristico runs into the ropes. Caristico tries a football tackle, but Tito Escobar counters it with a choke sleeper. Caristico gets ahold of the ropes breaking it. Tito Escobar throws Caristico out of the ring. Tito Escobar goes through the ropes as Yali Sapphire starts her counts …1 …2 …and Tito Escobar drives Caristico into the steel ringsteps. Caristico performs a bridging Exploder suplex against Tito Escobar. …3 …4 …5 …6 …and Caristico rolls Tito back into the ring. Caristico runs into the ropes. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a shoulderblock followed by a cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tito thrusts his shoulder up at the last split second. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What an incredible match folks!!! These two men could be the top guys on any show in this business!!!
[ Caristico uses a fist to the midsection on Tito Escobar. Caristico executes a European uppercut against Tito Escobar.
Caristico goes for a release German suplex, but Tito Escobar counters it with a facerake. Tito Escobar attempts a backbreaker, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico hits a spear on Tito Escobar. The chants for Caristico are deafening.
Caristico performs a bodyslam against Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes. Tito Escobar uses a back heel kick on Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a duck-down move against Caristico. Tito Escobar tries a back heel kick, but Caristico counters it with a cradle suplex. Caristico runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar misses with an elbow. Caristico uses a spear on Tito Escobar. The crowd is behind Caristico all the way. Tito has had enough as he rolls under the bottom rope to the floor, grabs his Mexican Heavyweight title and walks up the ramp with Los Vipers with him.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Caristico as the referee starts her countout …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …6 …7 …8 …9 …10!!! ]
Time of match: 0:17:41
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by count out, Caristico!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I can’t believe what I just witnessed!!! Tito Escobar, the United States Heavyweight Champion; just tucked his tail between his ass cheeks and walked out on this match!!! What a fucking chicken shit!!! He knew he was going to get beat and he would rather take the DQ than get pinned right here on pay per view!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more Mike. Tito knew he was in a world of trouble. He knew the fans were behind Caristico right from the start!!! Tito could feel the title slipping from his fingers and he couldn’t stomach the thought of it!!! He did the only thing he could do to keep the belt and that was to walk out!!! We all may hate it, but it was a pretty smart move by the champion. The bigger question is, where does Caristico go from here now that he doesn’t win the United States title?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have a hard time believing that we have seen the last of these two guys squaring off!!! Anyway, we have Cindy Meyers standing by with the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!! Cindy, it’s all yours!!!
[ The videotron comes to life as we see Cindy Meyers standing by with Alexander Stone. ]
Cindy Meyers – Alexander, we are less than an hour away from your huge non-title, unsanctioned Hell in a Cell match against the Greatest of All Time Tank Edge. Are you ready for this match tonight?
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Am I ready? You ask that question like Tank actually has a chance of beating me tonight. Tank was the best in the Empire, but that was a decade ago!!! You all talk and act like the old Tank Edge… the Monster just walked back into the building and all things are going to go back like they once were. Let me tell you all something… the Tank Edge you are going to see tonight is a shell of the man he was ten years ago!!! That Tank Edge has undergone three neck surgeries!!! He’s been a non-factor in this business since the Empire shut down!!! Hell, he was doing autograph signings down at the VFW for ten bucks for the past five years!!! Even his DVD sales are non-existent!!! So, I ask you; what makes any of you think that he can stand a chance against me? I am the best in the business!!! I am the future of this company!!! I am the man that is going to carry the Empire for years to come!!! Tonight, I bury the G.O.A.T. forever!!!
[ Stone storms off the set as the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You know, you as a fan may not like what the champ is selling; but if you listen to him, everything he is saying is true. Tank is a shell of the man he once was. He has hit rock bottom much like most retired wrestlers. Do I think he can beat Stone tonight? I don’t know. Nobody ever thought that Buster Douglas would have beaten Mike Tyson in Japan that night, but it happened.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I believe in a punchers chance. But if Tank is believing that he can beat Stone then he’s delusional. The old man is living in the past and he better wake up before he wakes up in a hospital emergency room tonight!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time for the Women’s World title match!!! Last week on Adrenaline we all watched in awe as Bloody Mary pinned Amber Nova giving her the champions first loss here in the Empire. Let’s go back to the ring for this huge championship match!!
Women’s World title match
Amber Nova © vs Bloody Mary
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit and it is for the Women’s World Championship!!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 101 lbs., she is the current and reigning Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The Women’s World Champion Amber Nova struts out showing off her Women’s World title belt and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a hell of a swerve last week on Adrenaline when Havok walked out on the Women’s champion costing Amber her first loss here in the Empire.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Couldn’t have happened to a nicer young lady. Last week was a horrible night for the Gold Standard as both Amber Nova and the Guerrillas of Destiny suffered their first defeats. The tag champs managed to pull out a win tonight, can Amber? We shall see.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 150 lbs., Bloody Mary!
[ “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson rocks the arena as the Bloody Mary walks down to the ring alone. There is a mixture of cheers and boos as the crowd roars. Reaching the ring, she dives under the bottom rope and poses for the crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bloody Mary is coming off two very good wins the past few weeks. One, a singles match against Havok and the other the tag team match where she teamed with Maria Manic to go on and defeat Amber Nova and Havok.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s on one hell of a hot streak coming into this match, but tonight is going to be the biggest match of her career. What a huge upset it would be if she could pull off the win tonight and pin the Women’s World champion!!!
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Bloody Mary goes for an enzuigiri, but Amber Nova uses a high knee on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova is going for an early pin as she uses the ropes for leverage. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Bloody Mary manages to get her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Mary went for the quick strike, but Amber had that scouted perfectly and popped her with a knee!!!
[ Amber smiles down at Bloody Mary taunting her. ]
The Women’s World Champion “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You think you’re better than me? You not even in my league!!! I’ll always be better than you!!! You don’t stand a chance…
[ And she’s interrupted as the crowd explodes to their feet cheering. She stops and looks up seeing Havok and Maria Manic walk down to the ringside area together. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have a feeling that these two women aren’t out here to scout the match Mike!! Shit’s about to go down!!!
[ Amber Nova hits a Russian legsweep on Amber Nova. Todd Sinclair checks on Bloody Mary as she is favoring her right knee. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This doesn’t look good!!! Bloody Mary has suffered some sort of knee injury on the leg sweep move by Amber Nova!!!
[ Bloody Mary performs a corner forearm smash against Amber Nova. Bloody Mary tries a high knee, but Amber Nova ducks out of the way. Amber Nova hits a dropkick to the already injured knee of Bloody Mary. Amber Nova whips Bloody Mary into the turnbuckle. Bloody Mary comes back, but is met with an elbow. Amber Nova performs a jumping front kick against Bloody Mary. Amber Nova executes a fist to the midsection against Bloody Mary. Amber Nova performs a dropkick against Bloody Mary. Amber Nova hits a springboard spear on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova is starting to get under the crowd's skin. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Things are getting pretty bad for Bloody Mary as Amber Nova is turning up the heat beating her down!!!
[ Amber Nova uses an elbowdrop on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova hits a corner forearm smash on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova tries a corner forearm smash, but Bloody Mary ducks out of the way. Bloody Mary performs a ripcord cutter against Amber Nova. Amber Nova springs to her feet. Amber Nova whips Bloody Mary into the ropes. Bloody Mary misses with a kick. Amber Nova hits Bloody Mary with the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT)!!! Amber Nova goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Bloody Mary gets a shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Amber hit the Nova Driver and she’s shocked that it didn’t finish Mary off!!!
[ Todd Sinclair removes the chair from the ring. Amber Nova hits a DDT on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova hits a ripcord cutter on Bloody Mary. Amber Nova throws Bloody Mary out of the ring and she crashes to the floor. Amber Nova goes through the ropes and runs Bloody Mary into the steel ringsteps. The crowd is booing Amber Nova. Suddenly, Maria Manic ambushes Amber Nova from behind hitting her in the head with the Women’s World title as Havok distracts the referee up on the ring apron. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We just found out what they were out here for!!! They set-up an ambush on the Women’s champion!!!
[ Bloody Mary rolls Amber Nova back into the ring and hits her with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! Bloody Mary goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:46
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match and NEW Women’s World Champion, Bloody Mary!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit, with the assist of Maria Manic and Havok; Bloody Mary has just beaten the former Women’s champion Amber Nova!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We’ve got a new Women’s champion and I couldn’t be happier!!! The Gold Standard just took a huge kick to the balls!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t even fathom it if the Tag Champs would have lost tonight!!! Damn that would have been exciting!!! Buddy, I’m hearing that Cindy is backstage with the Greatest of All Time Tank Edge!! Let’s see what Tank has to say going into his huge Hell in a Cell match tonight!!!
[ The videotron comes on showing Cindy Meyers alongside Tank Edge. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tank, first off; welcome back to the Empire.
The Greatest of All Time “The Monster” Tank Edge – Thank you Cindy.
Cindy Meyers – Tonight you come out of retirement to face the current World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone inside a Hell in a Cell. How have you prepared yourself after being out of action for over ten years?
The Greatest of All Time “The Monster” Tank Edge – First off, there’s no way anyone can prepare for a Hell in a Cell match. There are so many variables going into such a brutal match that no matter how much you study tape something fucked up is bound to happen.
Cindy Meyers – What about the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone? Some have said that the two of you are carbon copies of each other except for the age difference and that Stone could be the one man that shatters your title record.
[ Tank chuckles at the thought. ]
The Greatest of All Time “The Monster” Tank Edge – The only thing the two of us have in common is that we both wrestle for the Empire. That punk ass bitch will never be me!!! Tonight, I take that wanna-be to school and teach him how to be a real-World champion.
Cindy Meyers – Can I be so bold to ask what the future brings for you after tonight’s match? Can we expect to see you in other matches?
The Greatest of All Time “The Monster” Tank Edge – The only thing I’m focused on now is my fight tonight. After that, I’ll have to see how my body feels.
Cindy Meyers – Thank you Tank. Good luck in your match tonight. Guys, back to you.
[ The videotron shuts down and the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The G.O.A.T. sounds good and looks good. I just hope he doesn’t suffer any real bad injuries tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have not been in many Hell in a Cell matches to my recollection, but those that I have heard about it changes you.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, it’s time for tonight’s main event of the evening. Tank Edge has come out of retirement to face off against Alexander Stone in a non-sanctioned Hell in a Cell match!!! This one is going to be brutal!! Let’s get right to the action!!!
Main Event Hell in a Cell match
Alexander Stone © vs Tank Edge
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following Hell in a Cell match is set for one fall with a sixty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 252 lbs., he is a twenty-five-time World Champion and a World Wrestling Empire Hall of Famer and arguably the Greatest of All Time… he is “The Monster” Tank Edge!!!
[ "Painkiller" by Judas Priest starts up as the lights go red, the Greatest of All Time champion "The Monster" Tank Edge emerges as flames fire up down the ramp to the ring. The crowd explodes to their feet as he walks straight to the cell and climbs in. He walks to one of the corner sand stands there as fireworks go off all around him. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tank is looking like he’s great shape coming into this match!!! He is absolutely the crowd favorite.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I think that he’s in great shape for a guy that has had three neck surgeries and has been out of a wrestling ring for over ten years. The fans may love him, but he’s not the favorite to win tonight’s match!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 251 lbs.; he is the leader of the Gold Standard and the reigning and current Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!
[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Alexander Stone marches down to the ring without his World Heavyweight title. The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him as he climbs into the cell, mounts the second rope and pans across the sold-out arena before staring down Tank. Stone jumps off the turnbuckle, gets right in Tanks face and spouts at him… ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You wanted this beating mother fucker; you’re going to get one!!! You should have kept your ass at home!! Don’t blame me for what I’m about to do to you!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone is ripped!!! And notice that he doesn’t have his world title with him tonight!!! This match has nothing to do with the World Championship. This is all about proving who is the man moving forward in the Empire!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What would happen if Tank wins tonight? Could that set him up for a title shot down the road? Man, just think about it!!!
[ The tension in the cell is so thick you could cut it with a knife. As the bell sounds, both men are locked in the ominous structure with only one thing in mind and that’s to end the other once and for all. They lock up, as if there wasn’t a hellish steel structure surround the ring and immediately begin exchanging a variety of basic grapples. Stone does a go behind on Tank. Tank quickly reverses and pulls Stone to the canvas with an amateur takedown. Tank grabs Stone’s head into a side headlock and torques it back. Stone rolls forward and gets to his feet, unlocking his head from Tank and then when he puts just enough room between the two, he shoots out a front thrust kick right to the arm of Tank! That knocks the challenger back and Stone leaps forward with a clothesline, taking Tank to the mat. Almost immediately he grabs the arm and starts trying to go for an armbar submission, but Tank weasels his way free before it can be locked in. Not that Stone cares, he stays on the arm, jamming the point of his elbow into the shoulder and arm area of Tank. Time after time he bashes the challenger, but then as he goes for another, Tank hops to his feet and whips Stone around with a belly-to-belly suplex! Tank pounds forearms into the back of Stone now, as Stone is stunned. Tank with a quick lifting knee and he grabs him from behind, perhaps with a German suplex in mind. Stone manages to grab the top rope to block and then elbows Tank in the face. He quickly turns around with a big forearm to the challenger. He’s jamming lefts and rights into Tank’s head. But Tank starts fighting back with shots of his own. They trade blows for a moment until Tank gets the upper hand by sending several right hands to the face of Stone and slowly has Stone reeling against the ropes. Tank with a headbutt! That one has Stone dazed. Stone is backed up and Tank sends him over the top rope courtesy of a huge clothesline! Stone goes sprawling to the outside, the back of one of his legs flipping up and hitting the steel structure on the outside. Tank goes right to the outside, giving chase and grabbing that leg that smacked against the steel and repeating the move, making sure to ram the heel right into the steel cage wall. Tank clearly has ankle lock in mind, as he repeatedly rams Stone’s foot into the cage wall. Stone tries to crawl away a bit, but Tank grabs that leg and then drops down with a DDT to the concrete floor! Tank then hoists Stone up by the back of his tights and throws him back first into the steel cage wall. He grinds the back of Stone’s head into the steel mesh and then pulls him forward into an inverted atomic drop. Tank with a drop kick! That knocks Stone back first into the cell again and as he comes barreling forward from the momentum, Tank flips him over with a throw and tries to drop down into a Fujiwara armbar. Stone is trying to wrestle himself free, but Tank just about has it cinched in. Finally, Stone reaches up and rakes the eyes of Tank. Stone hobbles up to his feet, trying to shakes some feeling back in that leg that Tank has been working over. He waits for Tank to turn around and chops him in the throat. He then elbows Tank in the face and rams Angle head first into the steel cell wall!!! He goes for another shot, but Tank kicks him in the knee, right on that injured leg. Stone goes to a knee. Tank grabbed a handful of hair and brought Stone up and set him against the cage, back first. Huge reverse knife edge chop by Tank. Stone is trapped against the Cell, nowhere to go but just to take these chops. Another chop from Tank. Then a big forearm for good measure. Stone tries to return fire, but Tank pounds him into the cell. Tank chops at the chest of Stone once more, his chest now turning a slight red color. Tank now walks Stone over to the steel ringpost and once again backed up. He goes for another clothesline but Stone is able to duck at the last minute and Tank’s own arm was wrapped around the solid steel post. Stone grabs Tank and rams that arm against the steel post again. He then rolls Tank into the ring and climbs up to the apron. As Tank slowly gets to his feet, holding his arm and shoulder, Stone flips over the ropes with a diving lariat! That turns Tank inside out and Stone quickly covers …1 …2 … and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It didn’t take long for both men to use the hellacious structure to each of their advantages!!!
[ Stone doesn’t seem to care and he starts kneeing Tank in that arm. But Stone’s own knee is throbbing. He pounds on Tank’s arm through the pain and using the other knee as a weapon. He lifts Tank up and does a quick snap suplex. He throws Tank into the corner of the ring, and Stone delivers his own sizzling reverse knife edge chop to the challenger. Then Stone whips Tank all the way across the ring into the other turnbuckles. He charges in with a brain scrambling clothesline. Tank got caught hard on that exchange. Then Stone climbs up the ropes 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7…. 8… 9… 10 huge punches to the top of the head of Tank. Stone jumps down and Tank stumbles around out of the corner. Stone lifts him up and bash’s his knee right into the side of Tank’s head. Stone is slow to cover as he rolls over and hooks the leg as the referee counts …1 …2 … and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tank is taking a brutal beating Mike, but this match is far from over!!!
[ Neither man moves for a moment but you can see the look of frustration beginning to settle in on the face of Stone. Stone struggles up to his feet and Tank takes a moment to shake the cobwebs lose himself. Stone grabs Tank and sends him into the ropes, catching him just under the chin with a big back elbow. As Tank goes down, Stone grabs the arm and is able to trap Tank in the cross-arm breaker but Tank is able to escape by reaching the ropes. He gets back up to his feet, but Stone grabs him from behind in a big backwards suplex! Dropping Tank right onto his shoulder. Stone starts hammering away at that area again. Shot after shot, just violent and physical. Stone grabs him by the back of the head and starts ramming it into the canvas. Stone goes for the Anaconda Vice yet again and this time he’s got it locked in! Tank is hurting here, his shoulder, arm and elbow have taken some serious abuse in the last few minutes. Tank struggles to get free. Trying to do anything and everything to break this hold. He’s not as close to the ropes as he was before and there’s no break it in sight except for his arm possibly breaking. Tank lifts Stone up while in the vice and then dropping him down back first. Both men are down, Stone releasing the hold and clutching the back of his head. Neither man moves for a moment. Finally, Stone is up as Tank staggers up to his feet as well. Stone comes off the ropes going for a clothesline, but Tank catches him around the midsection nailing an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Tank hits him with a Samoan Slam, but Stone counters and hits him with a Spinning kick to the face! That would knock most men out but Tank nips up and is ready for Stone again, and the pair lock up! Tank has Stone up into the buckles and peppers him with forearms. Tank this time with the upper hand, whips Stone to the ropes, and pop-up powerbombs him as Stone comes back toward him!!! Thunderous powerslam from Tank. Tank lifts Stone up and nails a full nelson slam! Tank begins lifting Stone back to his feet, whipping him again to the ropes, Stone grabs the ropes to stop himself rebounding back towards Tank, who follows in, tries to clothesline Stone over the top for a second time, but Stone pulls the top rope down and sends Tank flying over and out!!! Tank clatters to the outside smacking his face against the Hell in the Cell and immediately busing his head open. Stone dives right through the middle rope and takes Tank down with a flying forearm!!! Tank’s head now bashes into the steel cage wall from behind! Stone slowly extricates himself from Tank and starts stomping away at him, being mindful to smash the full weight of his boot against Tank’s skull and essentially using the cell like a cheese grater to the back of Tank’s head. Each time he stomps down on Tank’s head, it smashes it further and further into the cage. Stone lifts him up finally, but doesn’t give Tank much reprieve, ramming him back first into the Hell in the Cell. He then whips Tank into the ring apron, stomach first. Stone begins unloading with kicks to the ribs and decking Tank in the stomach and then rising up with an uppercut that nearly has the challenger seeing the lights. Stone begins drilling him repeatedly with knee strikes. He then rams the back of Tank’s body into the steel cell wall again and then throws him back into the ring. Stone slowly climbs up to the top rope and he has something in mind. From the top with a flying elbow smash!!! Stone drives the very point of his elbow into the heart of Tank. A little spurt of blood erupts from Tank’s head from the force of the impact. He doesn’t cover but simply starts laying into Tank with savage punches, one right after the other. Tank is knocked out it seems and Stone reaches down and grabs his throat, cinching him around the neck and choking out his opponent. Finally, Stone covers as the referee starts counting …1 …2 …2 ½ … and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I just don’t know how much more of a beating Tank can take!! Stone is kicking the ever-loving shit out of him!!!
[ Tank somehow kicks out! Stone can’t quite believe it. You can see a sense of desperation coming over him now. Stone now with a dragon sleeper!!! Stone has Tank in the middle of the ring, and he’s digging that knee into his back for good measure. The referee checks for submission, but it sure seems like Tank is out. His blood drips from the top of his head as he’s bent over nearly in half. He may have passed out from the agony. The referee grabs Tank’s limp left arm and raises into the air, and it drops for one! Three strikes and he’s out, as the arm gets raised for a second time and dropped for a second time! Stone wrenches the hold on tighter and deeper. He’s got Tank turning purple. This is the moment of truth, hand into the air and Tank is fighting through it!!! His hand starts to shake violently as he battles back, summoning up a bit of resolve and resistance, breaking free of Stone’s hold! He fights up to his feet, but before he can do anything, Stone spins around with a discus clothesline taking him off his feet and straight to the mat! Stone looks around, trying to devise his next move. Tank got back to his feet he was met with a high knee that sent him back down. Stone wiped his hands as if he was done with the situation. Stone drops to the mat and places one arm over him …1 …2 … and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – How much more fight is left in Tank? He’s proven that he can take a beating!!! He’s got nothing left to prove!!! Stay down for Christ sakes!!!
[ Tank is not about to simply be put away. His blood stains the canvas as Stone starts to get bad intentions. Stone rolls to the outside and unhinges the top steel steps. He hoists them up and over the ropes dropping them into the center of the ring. He grabs Tank by the head, looking to do something, but Tank has taken this time to get his wits back about him and flips Stone over with a quick front throw. Tank drops down with a knee to Stone’s neck and grabs his head. He tightens his grasp and spins him around pulling him over into a crossface where he rams a few hard forearms across the mush. Stone grabs his mouth and Tank drops down with a fireman’s carry and pulls him up into a behind the back neck breaker! Stone grabs his neck in pain as Tank turns him over into a keylock, working on the arm. He wrenches back on the arm, slowly building up some momentum after several minutes of taking very big punishment. Tank twists on the arm, but Stone slowly gets to his feet and slings Tank backwards into the buckles. Stone charges in with a big clothesline in the corner! He then turns and tries to hit a bulldog out of the corner, but no, Tank counters the bulldog lifting Stone up as he runs into a murder backdrop suplex! He dropped Stone right on his head! Stone grabs his head as he staggers up to his feet and Tank blasts Stone with a reverse knife edge chop. Another big chop, followed by another! Stone’s chest has taken some abuse from Tank tonight. Tank violently gouges his eyes just because he can and begins ramming him head first into the top turnbuckle. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7…. 8…as crowd chants along as Tank smashes Stone’s head into the turnbuckles repeatedly. He then grabs Stone around the waist, the crowd in the arena know what’s coming, a huge German suplex! Tank isn’t finished, as he lifts Stone up again and hits a second German suplex! But that’s just the beginning as Stone is slowly hauled back up into a third German suplex! Tank unwraps some of his wrist tape and begins choking Stone with it. Tank lifts Stone up and brings him across his knee with a backbreaker, jamming his knees right into the spinal cord. Just where those Germans had done their best work. He then lifts him up again, pulling him to the side and up into a twisting side suplex. Tank then places Stone’s head between his legs and hits a huge Piledriver!!! Tank covers …1 …2 …and Stone kicks out with authority! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tank with a barrage of suplexs takes Stone down!!! If he’s going to win tonight, he needs to get down and dirty with this son of a bitch!!!
[ Incredibly, Stone is able to kick out. Tank has had enough as he locks in the Recliner (Steiner Recliner) Tank has Stone cinched in for all it’s worth. He tightens his grip, twisting Stone’s head back as much as he can. Stone tries to reach the ropes, one of the few reprieves you can get in a Hell in a Cell match, but Tank has this cinched in perfectly. Tank is cranking back on it as the referee checks in. Stone is doing everything in his power not to tap out. As blood runs down Tank’s face, it starts to get in his eyes. It’s a scary picture as a bloody Tank is starting to become blinded by his own rage and hatred for Stone. It’s a fitting metaphor in a lot of ways, and ultimately, it forces Tank to release his hold for just a second to wipe the blood from his eyes. That is all Stone needs, as he scrambles using his arms to pull himself out of the ring. Dashing for cover. Tank looks down and realizes that Stone is no longer in the ring. Tank sees Stone using the cage to pull himself up on the outside. Tank is furious and slowly climbs up to the top rope. He crashes down onto Stone with a big suicide dive smashing both himself and Stone into the cell in the process. The crowd begins chanting “Holy shit” as Stone and Tank have destroyed themselves in this match. Neither man is moving, but finally Tank grabs Stone in a side headlock and starts jamming thunderous right hooks into the top of his head. He just blasts shot after shot on the outside. Tank then runs Stone’s face against the cell and it quickly becomes a crimson mask as well. Both men are now bleeding, although Tank’s cut is much deeper and his blood is that dark rich deep color that only comes from a serious wound. He’s also been bleeding for much longer, but Tank seems to be trying to make up for lost time as he pounds Stone’s face into the cage, forcing more of the vital liquid out. Tank then grabs Stone around the waist and turns him around, German suplex into the cell wall! Tank just drilled Stone into the steel cage with sheer aggression. Tank has a crazed look in his eyes. He grabs Stone up again, and hits another German suplex into the cell wall, that sends him breaking through the cell wall!!! Tank just crushed Stone through the Hell in a Cell! Both men are down, not moving as the crowd is going insane. Tank starts to rise up and he senses a real opportunity to get a victory. Tank picks Stone’s head up and begins slamming Stone headfirst into the steel mesh. Tank grabs up that broken piece of the cell and suplexs it over onto Stone’s body! Just unadulterated violence here. Tank then points to the top of the cell and hauls Stone up by the hair. He rams him into one of the jagged edges of the cage, slicing a bit of Stone’s chest. Tank starts climbing up the cell, with Stone’s hair in his hand. Stone is forced to climb up with him. Slowly they climb up the massive structure. Once on top, Tank grabs Stone, snap dragon suplex on-top of the cell! Stone’s back rams against one of the supporting beams. Tank then grabs him up and tries to throw him off! Stone stops himself then hip tosses Tank the other direction! Tank nearly goes off the top!!! Stone grabs him, but Tank spins around him and hits a German suplex on the top of the cell!! The cell roof starts to bend down and he backs away and starts kicking it and he breaks a piece in and it falls down into the ring. The referee narrowly avoids it falling onto him. Tank grabs Stone and he’s going to try and German suplex him through that hole. Tank has him, but Stone is narrowly able to escape before being sent backwards through the hole in the top of the cell. Stone kicks Tank in the gut and tries to grab him going for a snap dragon, but Tank backdrops Stone, sending him flying across the top of the cage. Stone stands up and Tank smashes him with a forearm. Knocking him backwards towards the edge of the cell. Forget the hole in the top, now Tank is just trying to toss him off the top. Tank tries but Stone hangs on to the edge. Tank is kicking him in the top of the head. Trying to knock him off. Slowly Stone starts to climb down. He’s about halfway down when Stone looks up to see Tank climbing down as well. And then suddenly, Tank lets go, dropping down and both men fall off the side of the cell!!! It’s not a fall from the top, but it’s still a wicked far drop as Tank was a few feet above Stone and then just let go, so that he would crash down on top of Stone. The crowd can’t believe how insane this is. Neither man is moving. Finally, though, Tank starts to get up as blood just pours out of his head. Tank grabs Stone and throws him back inside the cell then into the ring. Tank rolls in and covers him …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Stone powers out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These two guys won’t be happy until one of them lay dead in the center of the cell!!! It’s no wonder DDP made this an unsanctioned match!!
[ The crowd comes alive in ways it never has before. Tank can’t believe it himself. He looks around and grabs up that piece of broken cell from the top of the structure and smashes it down onto Stone’s leg. Tank’s raking it across Stone’s legs now. Tank then grabs him up and turns him around and hist the Tankbuster (Musclebuster)!!! He doesn’t go for the cover though. He turns and hauls Stone over to the steel steps that Stone threw into the ring earlier. He grabs Stone’s ankle and slams it down onto those steel ring steps. He does it over again and again!!! Then his whole leg. Tank lifts Stone up and does an atomic drop type move, but instead of dropping Stone onto his knee, he drops him onto the steps. The jarring sensation sends a numbing pain up the spine of Stone. For a moment, Stone can’t feel any of his limbs. His leg suddenly can feel something though, as Tank grabs him and snaps him into the Recliner (Steiner Recliner)!!! Tank has it locked in. He wants to have Stone tap out, but Stone manages to get free. Tank staggers backwards into the buckles. Tank staggers forward into a kick to the gut from Stone and then the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!!! Stone caught Tank flush. Tank falls forward onto his face. Angle is down and out. Stone takes a few deep breaths, as the crowd cheer on. Tank isn’t moving. In the meantime, Stone has decided to go up top! Risky strategy from Stone, but the fans definitely approve! Stone knows he has to do something to finish this. To end it once and for all. Here we go Stone with a diving elbow but it fails to connect! Tank rolls completely out of the ring to avoid it, leaving Stone with a painful landing! Tank slowly stands up, his mind still a bit loopy from that Stonebreaker, but he’s running on instinct here. Both him and Stone have reached another level. Stone isn’t moving as Tank grabs him by the leg as and wraps Stone’s leg around the steel ringpost!!! Tank grabbing both legs now, yanks Stone towards the steel ringpost, and his nuts crashed against that post! Tank has a sick smile on his face, as he grabs the legs and drops down with a figure four around the steel ringpost!!! Tank’s got Stone’s legs contorted in an awful fashion. Stone is screaming in agony, and practically begging for mercy, but he’s not going to get any from Tank. The referee reminds Tank that he can’t win this way, but Tank can’t be DQ’d, this is Hell in a Cell, so he leaves the hold on for a long time. Wrecking the already severely damaged legs and ankle of the champion. Finally, the challenger releases the hold and Stone’s legs just go limp around the post. He’s got throbbing agony running down his legs. He tries slapping them, but he literally can’t feel his legs, as Tank begins stomping back into the ring. Stone tries to crawl away but Tank is quick and grabs him and nailing him with the Tankbuster (Musclebuster)!!! Tank covers …1 …2 …and Stone shoots his shoulder off the mat!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone has powered out of the Tankbuster!!! You can count the number of men who have done that over the years on one hand!!!
[ Tank doesn’t care, he grabs the ankle, ankle lock! But Stone’s legs are numb! Tank’s figure four may have backfired. Stone is in pain, but he can’t really feel the intensity of the ankle lock. Tank very well may have broken Stone’s ankle, but he can’t feel it. Tank can’t believe that Stone is still not tapping out. He drops the legs and then climbs up to the top rope. He has hellish intentions. Stone is trying to wake his legs up. He’s practically crippled in the middle of the ring. He knows what Tank’s about to do, but he’s powerless to stop it. He’s smacking his legs, trying to wake them up. Trying to make is so he can move. Tank is steadying himself, knowing that Stone isn’t going to be able to get out of the way. Splash off the top rope But, just as Tank dives off, Stone’s legs come back to life enough that he kicks the steel ring steps that he brought into the ring earlier forward and Tank slams into the steel ring steps!! Tank has nearly killed himself!!! Stone slowly crawls over, his legs still not fully functioning and he crawls on top of him for the pin …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell was Tank thinking? He was never a high flyer and that move could cost him not just the match, but his neck!!! The same neck he has had three surgeries on!!!
[ Tank crawls to the outside and literally crawling here. He can’t get his legs to do much more than barely shake. He was lucky he was able to kick those steps, because since that time he’s not really been able to use them at all. He turns and starts crawling out of the cell. He then goes to the outside and crawls, hand over hand, up the Hell in the Cell. What the hell does he have in mind? Tank is laying in the ring, not moving at all. He looks dead. Blood is everywhere. It looks like a scene from a warzone. As if some sort of IED had exploded in the arena, but it’s just from the war between these two athletes. Stone is now on top of the cell. He can’t stand up. He crawls over to that hole they made earlier. He looks around, then does a cross sign on his chest and dives through the hole from the top of the cell crashing down onto Tank both men nearly caving in the ring! Part of the ring breaks, one of the sides crashing down. The referee falls down, but Stone is on top of Tank. The referee rolls over and counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Alexander Stone!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit!!! Stone just leaped through the hole he made on top of the cell and splashed down on top of Tank for the pin!!! Both men are out in the center of the ring!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both of these guys beat the shit out of each other. Even though Tank lost, he needs to know that he laid it all on the line tonight!!! He will always be the G.O.A.T. in this Empire!!!
[ The cage starts to lift off the ground as EMT’s rush into the ring. As the EMT’s tend to Tank, "Wake of The Dream" by Mudvayne starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than Tony Tran with a smile on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck is Tran doing out here?
[ He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He rushes to the ring and glares down at Tank who the EMT’s are trying to keep Tran back. Tran snaps and shoves the EMT’s aside and drags Tank up hitting him with the Million $ Hangover (Seated Full Nelson Slam)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tony Tran just hit his finisher on a beaten Tank Edge!!! What a gutless mother fucker!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, that’s all for tonight. We’ll see you in a week as Adrenaline comes live to you!!! Good night and stay safe!!!