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Afterburn
Live from the sold-out Jackson Convention Complex in Jackson, Mississippi
Thursday Night September 23rd, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Till I Collapse" by Eminem blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as Mike Godwinn and “The Living Legend” Pezzer are standing by. ]
Mike Godwinn - Good evening, folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Godwinn and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and self-proclaimed Living Legend… Pezzer.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Hello to all the great Empire fans out there and I huge shout out to all my followers on Twitch!!! That’s right. I’m on Twitch now so tune in and see what I have to say on anything and everything that comes to mind.
Mike Godwinn – You finally got Twitch. That’s amazing.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Last year I got my first iPhone and now I’m Twitching!!! If only my daddy could see me now God rest his soul.
Mike Godwinn – Folks, to say Adrenaline was a barnburner would be an understatement. That show blew the roof off the Giant Center in Hershey Pennsylvania and we hope like hell to do the same damn thing tonight!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Yeah, Adrenaline was friggen amazing... and I hate to give those two ass hats that announce that show any credit... so I won’t. But the show was fucking fantastic. Five out of five stars in my book.
Mike Godwinn – Yes it was, but we have our own five star show to put on tonight and it all builds towards tonight’s massive main event where Sensha-gun will take on the Prophecy in a six-man tag team elimination style match. The last team standing at the end of the match will advance to Stable Wars to face Tank Legacy in the Semi-finals!!! Can you just imagine if Sensha-gun faces off against Edge Legacy? Who would this crowd root for?
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I was never a big Tank fan, but that match would put asses in the seats and send the buy rates through the roof; and it’s all about money baby!!!
Mike Godwinn – In other action tonight we will see Malia Hosaka take on the newest member of the Cartel... Thunder Rosa in singles action.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Thunder Rosa has turned her back on all her fans and has decided to take a walk on the dark side with her sister Holidead. We heard from her last week on her reasoning why and it seems as if there is a little jealousy raging inside of her regarding all the fresh young talent the Empire has recently signed on.
Mike Godwinn – If you ask me, sjhe needs to prove herself in the ring and stop worrying about who’s getting title shots over her. It’s not like she’s got a sparkling singles record as it is. She’s under five hundred for Pete’s sake. But... moving on we will also see in singles action tonight Kahagas take on Steve Scott. Both of these men are trying to get into title contention and whomever wins this match will take one step closer to championship gold.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – To me it seems Steve takes two steps forward and then takes a step back. He’s good, but he’s not consistent. He had his shot at Lethal Lottery against Tank for the US title and was beaten soundly. Maybe his best chances are with the TV champion until he gets a little seasoning under his feet?
Mike Godwinn – You could be right. We have seen both of these men wrestle incredible matches, and then they both have stunk the joint up on more than one occasion.
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Katie Forbes and Spice better known as S.E.X. walk down to the ring hand in hand. ]
[ They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Time to put the kiddos to bed because we are about to get X rated really quick.
[ Katie grabs the microphone from JoJo and starts stroking it sexually like it’s a dick. The fans love it as the Empire puts up a disclaimer on the TV screen warning the fans that what they are about to see might be graphic in nature. ]
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – So, on Adrenaline we watched as Gail Kim talked to Caged Heat and the Heartbreakers about who is going to get the privilege...
“A Slice of” Spice – The honor...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – The distinction... of facing us at Stable Wars.
“A Slice of” Spice – That’s right baby. We own that shit.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – You see, as we were doing our thing back in Los Angeles...
“A Slice of” Spice – Sucking dick and cashing checks...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes - ...you know it...
“A Slice of” Spice – Preach to them...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – We were shocked that Gail never reached out to us and ask us who we wanted to face.
“A Slice of” Spice – I might have been on my knees at the time...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – I was doing doggy...
“A Slice of” Spice – But one of us would have picked up the phone...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – We both double jointed... I don’t need my hands baby. So, Gail... why didn’t you ask us? Why didn’t you hit us up and ask us who we wanted to face?
“A Slice of” Spice – That girl’s afraid...
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “Puppet on a String” rocks the arena and the General Manager of the Women’s Division Gail Kim walks out with a serious look on her face as she walks right to the ring and climbs in. ]
Mike Godwinn – Business is picking up right where Adrenaline left off Pezzer!!!
[ Gail asks for her own mic and JoJo hands her one... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies, I don’t know how you think things work around here... but I don’t owe you a damn thing.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – But we are the Women’s World Tag Team Champions!!!
“A Slice of” Spice – And we suck dick on weekends!!!
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Yeah...
“A Slice of” Spice – So I think you owe us at least a phone call!!!
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies, we are not doing this right now. Before the end of the night you will find out who your opponent is going to be at...
[ Gail is interrupted as “New Foundation” explodes across the arena as Nattie Neidhart, Shotzi Blackheart and Indi Hartwell walk out on stage. ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – It’s starting to get a little crowded out there!!!
[ They walk down the rampway each climbing into the ring. Nattie asks for a mic as she walks right up to Katie and Spice showing no fear. ]
Nattie Neidhart – You wanna know who you’re facing at Stable Wars? You’re facing us!!!
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Seriously, love the pink and all...
“A Slice of” Spice – My favorite color...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – ...but seriously girl... you’re wrapped up a little too tight right now.
“A Slice of” Spice – Someone needs to get laid!!!
[ The Heartbreakers are looking for a fight as Gail interjects herself between them... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – No!!! No, no, no we’re not doing this tonight!!!
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Why not? I’m always game for a little girl on girl action!!!
[ Spice looks right at Nattie... ]
“A Slice of” Spice – Bet you I can make you beg for more!!!
[ And she wiggles her tongue at her. Gail points her finger at Spice... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Stop!!!
[ The crowd roars to their feet booing as “Do it yourself” rings across the arena and the former Women’s World Tag Team Champions Loca and Delta better known as Caged Heat walks out on stage alone. ]
Mike Godwinn – Now Gail’s got problems!!! The former two-time World Tag Team Champions have something on their mind too!!!
[ Caged Heat storms down to the ring and climbs in and JoJo hands each of them a mic. Delta gets right in Gail’s face... ]
Delta – Maybe you didn’t hear us clearly... we want our title shot at Stable Wars and we aint taking no for an answer!!!
Loca – You see, we two-time tag champs and there aint a team in this building that can beat us.
[ Delta looks right at the Heartbreakers... ]
Delta – We beat your asses...
[ And Delta looks at Spice and Katie... ]
Delta - ...and we ate girls like you up in prison!!!
[ Spice gets dead serious and gets right in Delta’s face... ]
“A Slice of” Spice – I dare you to eat me!!!
[ Gail rubs her forehead as the crowd laughs their asses off... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies... and I use that word loosely right now... that’s enough!!!
[ The crowd goes wild again as “Unstoppable” by KatDeluna rocks the arena and Thunder Rosa and Holidead better known as the Twisted SisterZ rush the ring... diving under the bottom rope and getting right up in the faces of Loca and Delta. ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – No!!! Stop... all of you!!!
[ Holidead asks for a mic and JoJo hands her the last one that she has. Holidead turns toward Gail and points right in her face... ]
“The Queen of Darkness” Holidead – Before you open your mouth and name any of these two-bit tag teams the top contenders to those bitch’s titles... me and Rosa are back... and we never lost them!!!
“Unbreakable” Thunder Rosa – That’s right. We want our titles back and we’re willing to go through all of you to get them!!!
[ Gail throws her hands in the air... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Fine!!! You all want a piece of each other... you can have it!!! At Stable Wars S.E.X. is going to defend their Women’s World Tag Team Titles in a Ladder match!!!
“A Slice of” Spice – I just want a piece of her pie!!!
[ Spice winks at Holidead and wiggles her tongue at her... ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I think I just threw up in my mouth!!!
Mike Godwinn – Folks, as we clear the ring and get ready for our opening match of the night; our very own Cindy Meyers has caught up with Shane McMahon and Legacy backstage. ]
[ The camera cuts to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing next to the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon, the World Heavyweight Champion Go-D, the World Tag Team Champions Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson and the WWE TV Champion Diamond Dallas Page. ]
Cindy Meyers – Shane, last week you announced that next week on Adrenaline there is going to be a ten-man tag team match that pits your Legacy team against Psycho Messiah, Chandler Hopkins along with Tank and Yomi-no-Kuni... but what was the most shocking was that you also named yourself as part of that team.
[ Shane chuckles... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – In-case you have forgotten, back in the day I was part of the greatest stable of all time in the Thrillers!!! I know how to wrestle and I can sure as hell handle guys like Hopkins or Messiah!!!
Cindy Meyers – You also announced that Go-D will face a random wrestler at the Pay Per View for the World Heavyweight Championship.
[ Go-D steps up... ]
The World Heavyweight Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Go-D – That’s right. One lucky winner will get the distinct privilege... the honor... of facing me for the biggest prize in this company at Stable Wars!!!
Cindy Meyers – So we know that Go-D will defend his World title at the pay per view, but what about Diamond Dallas Page and Legacy? Will the TV title or the World Tag Team titles be on the line?
[ Shane looks at all three men who are now sporting neck braces... and then back at Cindy. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – The doctors have assured me that by Monday night all my boys will be medically cleared to wrestle. And as far as the pay per view goes... yes... they will be defending their titles that night.
Cindy Meyers – Can you elaborate as to who they might be facing? Will it be the number one contenders Chandler Hopkins and Yomi-no-Kuni?
[ Shane looks confused... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Why is when you bring up title opportunities you immediately name those three guys? What gives them the right to face any of my men at the pay per view for any of our titles?
Cindy Meyers – Well, right now they are the number one contender to those titles.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – That’s right. As of right now they are... but come Monday night, they won’t be. You see Cindy, I’m going to up the stakes a little for our match Monday night. Give those boys a little extra incentive to show up. Let’s do this. If they win, I’ll give Hopkins his TV title shot against DDP. I’ll also give those two Japanese idiots their tag team title shots against my Legacy boys.
Cindy Meyers – We already know that Tank is facing Travis Blake for the United States Heavyweight title... so what does Psycho Messiah get out of it if they win?
[ Shane looks dead into the camera... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – If that freak show wins Monday night... he gets the biggest prize of them all!!! He gets me inside a steel cage!!! Let’s get the hell out of here!!!
[ And on that note Shane and his Legacy boys walk off the set and we swing back to Mike and Pezzer at the announcers table. ]
Mike Godwinn – I get the distinct feeling that Shane was backed into a corner. He knows that he can’t keep holding those guys at bay. That at some point he’s going to have to give them their title shots. But this match Monday night just might put the brakes on their title aspirations if they can’t pull that match off.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Let’s talk about Tank’s team for a second. You have Hopkins who is flip flopping back and forth from being a face to a heel and back to a face again. Then you have Psycho Messiah who thinks he’s the Undertaker reincarnated. Then you have Tank and Yomi-no-Kuni who all have their own agendas at the pay per view. Talk about a mish-mash. Across the ring you are going to see a well-oiled machine. Five men that have been there and done that dozens of times over!!! I just can’t see Tank’s team pulling this win out Monday. That will surely throw the pay per view into chaos.
Mike Godwinn – It gets me all pumped up for Monday night, but right now we have our own show and it’s time for our opening match as Aoife Valkyrie takes on Shanna Furguson!!! Let’s join JoJo Rodriguez in the ring for tonight’s introductions!!!
Aoife Valkyrie vs Shanna Furguson
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 130lbs, this is... Aoife Valkyrie!!!
[ The crowd pops as “The Final Sacrifice” by Ivan Bertolla explodes across the arena and Aoife Valkyrie walks out on stage. She slowly makes her way down to the ring and sits on the middle rope crossing her legs with a smile on her face. ]
Mike Godwinn – Aoife comes into this match right now ranked number one for Amber Nova’s Women’s National title with a one and one record. She faces a tall task tonight as she squares off against a former Women’s National Champion.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Aoife is a great young talent and she won the Last Chance Battle Royal this year for a reason. She’s a fighter and tonight she’s going to be in a big fight as she goes up against Shanna.
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring; she weighs in at 155 lbs., she is the former Women’s National Champion; this is… “The Beast” Shanna Furguson!!!
[ The crowd boos as “The Trainer Battle” of the Pokémon Guitar Cover plays and Shanna storms down to the ring, bare foot and dressed in her UFC garb. She dives under the bottom rope and starts to pace around like a mad woman. ]
Mike Godwinn – Shanna was crowned the first ever Women’s National Champion and that reign lasted fifty-six days when she lost her title to Maria Manic. Shanna has had a taste of gold and she wants it back again and if that means going through Aoife Valkyrie then you damn well know she’s going to do it.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Shanna is a tough as nails shoot fighter. She is going to ground you and beat you into submission. She comes into this match with an eight and nine record and sits right behind Aoife in the Women’s National rankings. A win tonight should vault Shanna right back into the World title rankings.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Shanna Furguson goes for an armdrag takedown, but Valkyrie counters it with a backslide pin attempt as she uses the ropes for leverage and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and he sees it and stops the count!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Aoife went for the quick pin right there trying to use the ropes as leverage hoping the referee didn’t see it. That may backfire and really piss Shanna off.
[ Valkyrie punches Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie kicks Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits a rolling cutter on Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie throws Shanna Furguson into the turnbuckle. Valkyrie runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Shanna Furguson moves out of the way and Aoife rams her shoulder into the steel ringpost. Shanna Furguson delivers a standing dropkick into Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson drives a superkick into Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson hits a top rope twisting somersault splash onto Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson rolls Valkyrie up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – When she tried to ram her shoulder into Shanna and missed, that turned this match entirely in Shanna’s favor!!!
[ Shanna Furguson nails Valkyrie with a lariat. Shanna Furguson nails Valkyrie with a spinning backbreaker. Shanna Furguson whips Valkyrie into the ropes, but Valkyrie reverses it and hits Shanna Furguson with a spin kick. Valkyrie drives a superkick into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie climbs to the top rope and hits a twisting somersault splash onto Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits a swinging DDT on Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie climbs to the top rope and nails Shanna Furguson with a diving elbowdrop. Valkyrie drives a corner forearm smash into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie delivers a chop into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie nails Shanna Furguson with a lariat. Valkyrie throws Shanna Furguson out of the ring. Shanna Furguson hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Shanna Furguson clutches her legs around Valkyrie's head and pulls Valkyrie out of the ring. Shanna Furguson jumps off the ring apron and onto her with a running elbowdrop. ...1 ...Shanna Furguson slams Valkyrie into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Shanna Furguson shoves Valkyrie into the ring apron. ...3 ...Shanna rolls Valkyrie back into the ring. Shanna Furguson whips Valkyrie into the ropes. Valkyrie goes for a spear, but Shanna Furguson counters it with a spike piledriver. Shanna Furguson rolls Valkyrie up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Aoife needs to think of something quick right now because Shanna is beating her bad.
[ Shanna Furguson attempts an ankle lock, but Valkyrie blocks it. Valkyrie runs into the ropes, but Shanna Furguson nails Valkyrie with a high knee. Shanna Furguson goes for a chop, but Valkyrie counters it with a facerake. Valkyrie punches Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson punches Valkyrie. Valkyrie kicks Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson kicks Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson tries an armdrag takedown, but Valkyrie blocks it. Valkyrie goes for a springboard bulldog, but Shanna Furguson steps out of the way. Shanna Furguson nails Valkyrie with a springboard spear. Shanna Furguson drives an elbowdrop onto Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson goes for a ripcord cutter, but Valkyrie throws her off. Valkyrie goes for an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Shanna Furguson counters it with a kneelift. Shanna Furguson uses a springboard armdrag on Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson locks Valkyrie in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Valkyrie scrambles to make it to the ropes. Shanna Furguson runs into the ropes and Valkyrie and Shanna Furguson each get hit with a double clothesline. Valkyrie is the first to her feet as she runs into the ropes and hits Shanna with a pump kick. Valkyrie delivers a dropkick to the knee of Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits a bulldog on Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie uses aside Russian legsweep on Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie drives a corner forearm smash into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie attempts a clothesline, but Shanna Furguson counters it with a crucifix pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife manages to get her feet in the ropes!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I am going to give Aoife a ton of credit. This kid’s all heart, but you can see that she is out matched tonight. She picked a fight that she just can’t win.
[ Shanna Furguson chops Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson kicks Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson goes for an enzuigiri, but Valkyrie steps out of the way. Valkyrie runs into the ropes and drives a corner forearm smash into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie drives a superkick into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie whips Shanna Furguson into the ropes, but Shanna Furguson reverses it and hits a bulldog on Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Aoife got her shoulder up, but maybe she was better off just staying down? Shanna can see that Aoife is in bad shape.
[ Shanna hits the Beast Slayer (a sit down powerbomb into a pin) on Valkyrie and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:08:00
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The winner of this match, Shanna Furguson!!!
Mike Godwinn – That was a brutal match to watch as Shanna pretty much had full control of that match right from the start.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I still like Aoife and I think that in time as she gets more seasoned, she’s going to be ok. I think she needs to learn her craft more.
Mike Godwinn – And let’s not downplay the great match that Shanna just wrestled. She needed this match as much as anyone did as she tries like hell to get back into title contention. This win will go a long way to achieving that.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Yes it will. She’s a tough competitor and if anyone can dethrone Amber Nova... why not Shanna?
Mike Godwinn – Folks, let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Tony Tran and the Golden BoyZ.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing between Tony Tran and Jake and Dave Anderson... the Golden BoyZ. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tony, disappointing loss last week to the Guerillas of Destiny. Things have not gone your way in singles, tag team or six-man tag team action. What are your thoughts on this?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – My thoughts? My thoughts are simple. Right now, we suck. But all that is going to change. Cindy, I have taken a vow to bring championship gold to the Golden BoyZ and by God I am going to do just that even if it kills me!!!
Dave Anderson – Dude, nobody needs to die.
[ Tran rolls his eyes at him. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I was metaphorically speaking. I don’t plan on dying for either of you.
Jake Anderson – That’s good to know, because right now we couldn’t afford a funeral for you. We would have to cremate you. I hear that’s cheaper.
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No, listen to me. Nobody is going to die and nobody is going to get cremated...
[ Just then, Godzilla Sanchez walks onto the set wearing his “Pisces” tee-shirt with a backpack full of tee-shirts and his tee-shirt gun in hand yelling like he’s a vendor at a baseball game tossing out bags of peanuts. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Get your tee-shirts heya!!! Get your red-hot tee-shirts heya!!
[ Tran looks at Sanchez like he’s nuts... ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What the hell are you doing?
Godzilla Sanchez – What am I doing? Can’t you see what I am doing? I am selling the hottest tee-shirts on the internet right now!!!
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Well I need you to leave!!! Can’t you see this is my interview time?
[ Sanchez looks at Tran... then to Cindy... then to the Golden BoyZ... and then back to Cindy... ]
Godzilla Sanchez – May I?
[ As he asks for the microphone. Cindy smiles as she hands it to him. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Let me ask you something...
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Is this a joke or something? You’re not a reporter. You’re just some idiot that...
[ In mid-sentence, Godzilla fires off the tee-shirt gun and blasts Tran in the balls!!! Tran drops to his knees... ]
Godzilla Sanchez – ...does that hurt?
[ Godzilla laughs and walks away yelling... ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Get your tee-shirts heya!!! Get your red-hot tee-shirts heya!!
[ The Golden BoyZ help Tran to his feet as he watches Godzilla walk away... ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – That stupid shit is going to pay for that!!!
Dave Anderson – Are you ok?
[ Tran screams at him. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Of course I’m not ok!!! I just got shot in the nuts!!! Fuck that hurts!!!
[ The scene swings back to Pezzer and Mike at the broadcast table. ]
Mike Godwinn – I have got to get me one of those tee-shirts before they run out. They could become a collector’s item!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – You’re kidding right? Tell me you’re kidding.
Mike Godwinn – No, really. I’m a huge Godzilla Sanchez fan. Remember the time he beat you for your TV title.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Let’s not go there alright. Just stay focused and let’s talk about our next match.
Mike Godwinn – Great idea and it should be a good one as Steve Scott takes on Kahagas in singles action. Let’s rejoin JoJo in the ring.
Kahagas vs Steve Scott
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at weight of 200 lbs.; this is… “Bloodlust” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around him as he makes his way to the ring and climbs in!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Steve comes into this match with a six and five record and he is ranked fourth in the US title rankings. After his loss to Tank back at Lethal Lottery, he pulled off a count-out win over Psycho Messiah when Mike Thompson interjected himself in the match.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – That was a great match that went down over on our sister show. Both men needed that win coming off tough losses at Lethal Lottery.
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – And his opponent!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs.; he is… “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Tokyo Monster” makes his way down to the ring and climbs in!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Kahagas comes into this match with a seven and ten record and he is ranked number two in the TV title rankings right behind Godzilla Sanchez who he lost to a few weeks ago.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Kahagas also is coming off a win over STIXX a few weeks ago where Mike Thompson also inserted himself in that match attacking STIXX.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Kahagas attempts an armdrag takedown, but Steve Scott blocks it. Steve Scott runs into the ropes and Kahagas tries for a high knee, but Steve Scott ducks out of the way. Steve Scott hits a hangman rolling cutter on Kahagas. Steve Scott goes for a running shoulderblock, but Kahagas steps out of the way. Kahagas goes for a slingshot, but Steve Scott steps out of the way. Steve Scott hits a fallaway slam on Kahagas. Steve Scott goes for a Shining Wizard on Kahagas but misses and Kahagas springs to his feet and hits Steve Scott with a takeover suplex!!! Kahagas covers Steve Scott as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Steve gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – The quickness of Kahagas never ceases to amaze me. This guy would be awesome in a cruiserweight division.
[ Kahagas attempts a top rope twisting somersault splash, but Steve Scott rolls out of the way. Steve Scott covers Kahagas as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Kahagas kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Kahagas got caught sleeping right there thinking that Steve Scott was hurt more than what he was. He almost paid the ultimate price for that blunder!!!
[ Kahagas springs to his feet and hits a short arm lariat on Steve Scott. Kahagas hits a bulldog on Steve Scott off the second turnbuckle. Kahagas nails Steve Scott with a frog splash and a quick cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Kahagas kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – That offense flurry all started with that head snapping lariat that nearly took Steve’s head off!!!
[ Kahagas attempts an elbowdrop, but Steve Scott rolls out of the way. Kahagas uses a legsweep on Steve Scott. Kahagas nails Steve Scott with a top rope diving elbowdrop. Kahagas whips Steve Scott into the ropes and hits Steve Scott with a spinning elbow. Kahagas hits a spinning backbreaker on Steve Scott. Kahagas attempts a springboard spear, but Steve Scott counters it with a kneelift to the jaw. Steve Scott hits a scissor kick on Kahagas’ neck. Steve Scott attempts a cradle piledriver, but Kahagas counters it with a small package roll-up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Steve gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Talk about a back-and-forth match!!! These guys have each other scouted pretty damn good.
[ Kahagas goes for an open hand chop, but Steve Scott counters it with a punch to the face. Steve Scott hits a rolling clothesline on Kahagas. Steve Scott hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Kahagas. Steve Scott whips Kahagas into the ropes and hits a rolling clothesline on Kahagas. Steve Scott hits a running shoulderblock on Kahagas. Steve Scott nails Kahagas with a second rope diving elbowdrop. Steve Scott nails Kahagas with a jumping side kick. Steve Scott puts Kahagas in an arm grapevine submission but Kahagas makes it to the ropes. Steve Scott nails Kahagas with a running shoulderblock. Steve Scott delivers a dropkick to the back of the head of Kahagas. Steve Scott gets a front facelock on Kahagas. Kahagas is struggling to reach the ropes. Kahagas tries to escape the hold. Kahagas is inching his way towards the ropes. Kahagas finally grabs the ropes. Steve Scott attempts a brain buster, but Kahagas blocks it. Kahagas goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Steve Scott counters it with a powerslam. Steve Scott covers Kahagas as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Kahagas gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Another top rope move countered by Steve Scott tonight. If this kid could put together a few moves he just might pull this one out!!!
[ Steve Scott goes for a European uppercut, but Kahagas counters it with a backslide pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Steve kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Steve needs to find a way to deliver that knock-out blow. Kahagas keeps coming back like a cockroach.
[ Kahagas delivers a standing dropkick on Steve Scott. Kahagas hits a bulldog on Steve Scott. Kahagas uses an armdrag takedown on Steve Scott. Kahagas whips Steve Scott into the ropes, but Steve Scott reverses it. Steve Scott delivers a backbreaker on Kahagas. Steve Scott drives a running shoulderblock into Kahagas. Steve Scott hits a tiger driver on Kahagas and goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Kahagas gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – That was almost it right there!!! That tiger driver was nearly lights out for Kahagas!!!
[ Steve Scott goes for a bulldog, but Kahagas blocks it. Kahagas launches Steve Scott into the turnbuckle. Kahagas runs into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Steve Scott counters it with a belly-to-belly release German suplex, but in turn, Kahagas counters that move with an elbowsmash to the side of Steve’s head. Kahagas delivers a roundhouse kick into Steve Scott. Kahagas hits a top rope corkscrew legdrop onto Steve Scott. Kahagas hits a top rope flying somersault legdrop onto Steve Scott. Kahagas rolls Steve Scott up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Steve kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – The aerial assault by Kahagas is frigging amazing Mikey. This guy proves that he can hit you from any direction!!!
[ Kahagas goes for a top rope flying double foot stomp, but Steve Scott counters it with the Kill Shot (diving DDT from the second rope)!!! Steve Scott rolls Kahagas up hooking both legs as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:07:16
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The winner of this match, Steve Scott!!!
Mike Godwinn – What an incredible finish to a great match Pezzer. Both of these men deserved to win tonight, but it was Steve Scott that took advantage of Kahagas off the top turnbuckle to hit his finisher... the Kill Shot to put Kahagas away!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – This win will push him to eight and five and move him within percentage points of overtaking Hopkins for the third spot in the US title rankings.
Mike Godwinn – Folks, let’s take it to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Maria Manic and Su Yim.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing between Maria Manic and Su Yim. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, last week we all watch as Thunder Rosa came down to the ring after your match and assaulted you seemingly teaming back up with Holidead to reform the Twisted SisterZ.
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Thunder Rosa, I thought you were better than that. I thought you had more respect for our division and what we all created here. Now you’re running your mouth about how you feel disrespected. That all the new girls are getting the rubs around here. Suck it up bitch... or I’m going to shut you up!!!
[ Cindy turns to Su Yim. ]
Cindy Meyers – Su, you came to Maria’s aid after that attack. What were you thinking at the time?
“The Warrior” Su Yim – All I cared about was coming out to that ring and evening the odds. It had nothing to do about Maria. I would have done it for anyone that they were attacking. What’s wrong... is wrong.
Cindy Meyers – Can we look ahead to see the two of you teaming up to take on the Twisted SisterZ?
[ Maria gets right in Su Yim’s face. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – As much as I appreciate the help... I don’t like you and I don’t need you. I can handle this myself!!!
[ Su Yim raises her hands in a defensive posture... ]
“The Warrior” Su Yim – Have it your way!!!
[ The crowd pops as Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay of the Mean Girls walk onto the set. ]
Jessica McKay – Excuse us. Pardon me. Much more attractive people coming through.
[ Cassie looks at Su Yim. ]
Cassie Lee – Love the new look. Much better than that zombie undead bride thingy you had going on.
Jessica McKay – And I see you showered too. That’s always a plus.
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, this was their time...
Cassie Lee – You know Cindy, you could really use a make-over yourself.
Cindy Meyers – I kinda like my hair the way it is.
Jessica McKay – I think she meant you could use a face lift... maybe some Botox, and honestly, if you’re not going to drop a few pounds then some liposuction wouldn’t hurt.
Cindy Meyers – I’ve had a kid.
Cassie Lee – Then go with the Vaginal reconstruction. I hear that does wonders.
[ Maria gets fed up and steps in... ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – What do you want?
[ Cassie and Jessica laugh... ]
Jessica McKay – What we want is for you to stop your bitching about the Twisted SisterZ and go find yourself a toothbrush because your breath smells like ass.
[ The Mean Girls get a good laugh, but then Maria snaps and double clotheslines them both to the floor. Jessica and Cassie lay there holding their heads as Maria turns to Su Yim who again puts her hands up... ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – I still don’t like you!!!
[ Maria storms off the set as the show cuts back to Pezzer and Mike at the announcers table. ]
Mike Godwinn – If I can read Maria Manic, I think she’s grateful for the assist, but she still doesn’t like Su Yim.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Yeah, that’s pretty much the gist of it, Mikey. She’s a lone wolf that prefers to take care of business by herself. I would say she has major trust issues, but I don’t want her to kick my ass.
Mike Godwinn – Folks, it’s time for another great women’s division match-up as Malia Hosaka takes on Thunder Rosa. Let’s head back to the ring!!!
Malia Hosaka vs Thunder Rosa
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Holidead, she weighs in at 119 lbs, this is… “Unbreakable” Thunder Rosa!!!
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “Unstoppable" by KatDeluna rocks the arena and Thunder Rosa along with Holidead walk down to the ring. ]
Mike Godwinn – Thunder Rosa comes into this match tonight with a newfound attitude. She also finds herself with a four and five record and she currently sits in third place in the Women’s National title rankings.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – For a woman of her skill set, that’s not very good. Thunder Rosa is one of the very best women’s wrestlers in the business and for her to be looking up at people like Millie McKenzie... Kiera Hogan and Courtney Cox, well it’s insulting. I get why she’s pissed off and has decided to dance with the devil.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 130 lbs., this is… Malia Hosaka!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka walks down to the ring and climb in all alone. ]
Mike Godwinn – And here is the veteran of the Women’s division at the young age of fifty-one years old. She comes into this match with a five and five record and sits in the number five spot in the Women’s World title rankings. This should be a great match-up.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – My hearts going with Thunder Rosa, but something is telling me to not count out Malia. She’s been floating around both titles for months now and really hasn’t gotten a fair shake at either of them. A win tonight will push her past Solo Darling in the standings.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Thunder Rosa whips Malia Hosaka into the ropes, but Malia Hosaka hits Thunder Rosa with a spin kick. Malia Hosaka hits a standing moonsault on Thunder Rosa hooking the leg as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Malia may be over fifty years old, but she moves like she’s barely thirty!!!
[ Malia Hosaka delivers a dropkick to the knee of Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka runs into the ropes and hits Thunder Rosa with a powerful shoulderblock. Malia Hosaka is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Thunder Rosa just got hit like she got ran over by a train!!! Malia is not just agile, but she packs a punch too.,
[ Malia Hosaka attempts a springboard bulldog, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa attempts a rolling cutter, but Malia Hosaka throws her off. Malia Hosaka locks Thunder Rosa in a sleeperhold. Yali Sapphire checks Thunder Rosa's arm. She lifts it... and it falls!!! She lifts it... and it falls!!! She lifts it... and it stays up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – It’s early on in this match, but it’s been all Malia so far and she nearly put Thunder Rosa to sleep!!!
[ Thunder Rosa fights her way out of the hold and drives the point of her elbow into the midsection of Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa attempts a European uppercut, but Malia Hosaka counters it with a backslide pin attempt as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Just when Thunder Rosa thinks she has a little momentum on her side, Malia finds a way to ground her.
[ Malia Hosaka delivers a basement dropkick to the face of Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka hits an enzuigiri on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and drives a superkick into Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa hits the 6-1-9 on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa nails Malia Hosaka with a bulldog. Thunder Rosa covers Malia Hosaka as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – That superkick rocked Malia and it gave Thunder Rosa a very small window to work with but she took advantage of it.
[ Thunder Rosa hits a Slingblade on Malia Hosaka. Malia Hosaka hits a jumping pump kick on Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka runs into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa hits Malia Hosaka with a spin kick. Thunder Rosa hits a top rope diving elbowdrop onto Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa covers Malia Hosaka as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Thunder Rosa needs to keep pouring it on right now. Malia cannot sustain this pace at fifty-one years old!!!
[ Thunder Rosa whips Malia Hosaka into the ropes and goes for an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Malia Hosaka counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Malia Hosaka attempts a superkick, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and nails Malia Hosaka with a lariat. Thunder Rosa goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Malia Hosaka counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Malia Hosaka climbs to the top rope and hits an Asai moonsault onto Thunder Rosa. Malia rolls Thunder Rosa up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – This match is about as even as you’re going to get right now with both women trading blow for blow!!!
[ Malia Hosaka throws Thunder Rosa out of the ring. Thunder Rosa hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Thunder Rosa clutches her legs around Malia Hosaka's head and pulls Malia Hosaka out of the ring. Thunder Rosa jumps onto Malia with a suicide dive off the top turnbuckle, but misses and she crashes onto the concrete floor. ...1 ...Malia Hosaka goes for the Hosaka Driver, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a spinning back heel kick to the head. ...2 ...Thunder Rosa hits a spinning backbreaker on Malia Hosaka. ...3 ...Thunder Rosa throws Malia Hosaka into the steel guardrail. ...4 ...Thunder Rosa bounces Malia Hosaka off the steel ringsteps. ...5 ...Thunder Rosa nails Malia Hosaka with an Asai moonsault off the ring apron. ...6 ...Thunder Rosa drives a clothesline into Malia Hosaka. ...6 ...Thunder Rosa slams Malia Hosaka onto the announcer’s table. ...7 ...Thunder Rosa rolls Malia Hosaka back into the ring. ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – This is the twisted side of Thunder Rosa that none of us are used to seeing.
[ Thunder Rosa puts Malia Hosaka in a Texas Cloverleaf. Malia Hosaka is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malia Hosaka manages to grab the ropes. Thunder Rosa drives a high knee into the back of Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa nails Malia Hosaka with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Thunder Rosa climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Malia Hosaka throws her to the mat. Malia Hosaka attempts a corner forearm smash, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa hits a belly to back suplex on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa tries for a Bronco Buster, but Malia Hosaka kicks her off. Malia Hosaka runs into the ropes and attempts a high knee, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes, but Malia Hosaka hits Thunder Rosa with a back elbow. Malia Hosaka hits an Exploder suplex on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and hits a dropkick on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa uses a Side Russian legsweep on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa goes for a superkick, but Malia Hosaka ducks out of the way. Malia Hosaka runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka hits a ripcord cutter on Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa hits a clothesline on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa hits a Slingblade on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa hits a superkick on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa hits a dropkick from the second rope on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes, but Malia Hosaka hits a jumping drop kick into Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka nails Thunder Rosa with a missile dropkick from the top rope. Malia Hosaka drives a high knee into Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka throws Thunder Rosa out of the ring, but Thunder Rosa hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Malia Hosaka notices Thunder Rosa hanging on and she clotheslines Thunder Rosa to the concrete floor. ]
Mike Godwinn – These two women are beating the hell out of each other tonight. You can see that they both want to make a statement in the ever-changing landscape of the women’s division.
[ Malia Hosaka rolls out under the bottom rope after her. Malia Hosaka drives an open hand chop onto Thunder Rosa. ...1 ...Malia Hosaka slams Thunder Rosa into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Malia Hosaka delivers a roundhouse kick onto Thunder Rosa. ...3 ...Malia Hosaka hits the Hosaka Driver on Thunder Rosa onto the concrete floor. ...4 ...Malia Hosaka hits a frog splash on Thunder Rosa off the top turnbuckle. ...5 ...Malia Hosaka tries for a Phoenix Splash off the ring apron, but Thunder Rosa gets her knees up. ...6 ...Thunder Rosa attempts a running high knee, but Malia Hosaka ducks out of the way. ...7 ...Malia Hosaka takes Thunder Rosa with a chop block. ...8 ...Thunder Rosa hits a flapjack on Malia Hosaka onto the announcer’s table. ...9 ...Thunder Rosa whips Malia Hosaka into the steel ring steps. ...10!!! ]
Time of match: 0:10:47
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – This match has been deemed a double countout!!!
Mike Godwinn – What was a very good match broke down and got pretty ugly extremely fast!!!
[ Like a pack of wild dogs, Holidead and Thunder Rosa double team Malia beating the shit out of her. The crowd pops as Maria Manic and Su Yim rush down to the ring. ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I have to believe that Maria and Su Yim refuse to let what happened to Maria happen to Malia too.
[ Both Holidead and Thunder Rosa escape through the crowd as Maria and Su Yim tend to Malia making sure she’s alright. ]
Mike Godwinn – What’s the old saying, the enemy of my enemy is my friend? Folks, I am getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by with Marc Fulton.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing nervously next to Marc Fulton. ]
Cindy Meyers – Marc, thank you for taking the time tonight to answer a few questions. Last week, you were essentially hired as a hitman for Legacy to take out Chandler Hopkins. Things didn’t go as planned as Hopkins hit you with his finisher that he calls the Wrangler to put you away.
[ She can see that Fulton is getting pissed. ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. It’s not like I’m making a six-figure salary like some people in this company are. I’ve had to scrap and claw my way to where I’m at right now and still I’m no closer to a title shot than I was when I first got here. Why are all the so-called champions dodging me? Tank, the greatest of all time; won’t face me. Go-D, the World Champion won’t face me!!! DDP, the TV champion; afraid to face me!!! What’s it going to take to get one of the top dogs in this company to face me like a man!!!
Cindy Meyers – I... I... I don’t know!!!
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – I do nothing but win and lay waste to the people I face and what do I get for it? Nothing!!! Well, I’m tired of waiting!!! I’m going to...
[ Fulton gets cut off as Los Vipers attack him from behind. ]
[ Fulton tries valiantly to get to his feet, but Santos and Pedro beat him down with vicious kicks to the head. Fulton is bleeding from a cut above his right eye that gives him a crimson mask. Slowly, Tito Escobar walks onto the set. ]
[ Tito stoops down close to Fulton, grabs him by his long braided hair and yanks the big man’s head back. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Ahora tienes mi atencion cerdo americano (You now have my attention you American pig)!!!
[ Tito slams Fulton’s head to the floor and the Cartel storm off as Cindy runs to get help. The show cuts back to Pezzer and Mike at the announcers table. ]
Mike Godwinn – My God, what a brutal and vicious assault on Marc Fulton tonight. A man who usually let’s his actions speak in the ring, but tonight the Cartel lashed out and took the big man down leaving him a bloody mess.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I have to believe that this all goes back to the match that they had a few weeks ago when Tito walked out on the match about ten minutes into it. Tito was getting rocked and he couldn’t stomach getting pinned.
Mike Godwinn – I have a suspicion that there will be hell to pay for his actions tonight. Fulton isn’t the kind of man I would wanna pick a bar fight with. Folks, it’s main event time as we are about to find out who will face Edge Legacy in the semi-finals of the World Six-man Tag Team Tournament at Stable Wars. Let’s go back to the ring one last time!!!
In an Elimination Six-man Tag Team match
Sensha-gun vs The Prophecy
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The following six-man tag team match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 756 lbs., the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge along with Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito, they are… Sensha-gun!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as the two Japanese superstars make their way down to the ring followed by the legend Tank Edge who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. ]
Mike Godwinn – Sensha-gun come into this match with a one and oh record with the only blemish being the time limit draw to the Prophecy last week. These three men are hungry and they can taste gold.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – What a stacked field for the six-man tag titles at Stable Wars. Edge Legacy... the Southern Rebels... the Bullet Club... and now either Sensha-gun or the Prophecy will take their final spot to round out the field!!!
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 660 lbs., he is “The Chosen One”!!! “The Modern-Day Messiah” Prophet! and his Zealots …Painkiller and Insanity, they are… the Prophecy!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit booing as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The red spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide showing off his book in hand. His Zealots, Painkiller and Insanity stand beside him as they walk down to the ring and climb in. ]
Mike Godwinn – The former World Heavyweight Champion leads his followers to the ring in-search of tag team gold.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Blind followers I might add. Thank God Hopkins finally saw through all the bullshit Prophet was spewing and decided to go it alone. The kid still may be an outlaw, but he’s doing it his own way!!!
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Rasputin Ito uses an eye gouge on Painkiller. Rasputin Ito kicks Painkiller. Rasputin Ito chops Painkiller. Rasputin Ito drives a Discus lariat into Painkiller. Rasputin Ito locks Painkiller in the Dragon Sleeper!!! Painkiller is valiantly trying to break the hold. His arms and legs thrashing about as the air in his lungs dissipate!!! Ken Peterson checks Painkiller's arm. He lifts it... and it falls!!! She lifts it... and it falls!!! She lifts it... and it falls!!! Ken Peterson stops the match!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Painkiller has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – I can’t believe it!!! Just like that Ito made Painkiller go to sleep!!! We are less than a minute into this match and the Prophecy are already down a man!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – You can see the look of concern in Prophet’s eyes as Painkiller stumbles back up the ramp trying to get his shit together. The lack of oxygen to the brain fucked him all up.
[ The referee restarts the match and Insanity clotheslines Rasputin Ito. Insanity tags out to Prophet. Prophet hits Rasputin Ito with a mule kick to the balls. Rasputin Ito hits a gutbuster on Prophet. Rasputin Ito whips Prophet into the ropes and Prophet drives a spear into Rasputin Ito. Prophet attempts a spin kick, but Rasputin Ito ducks out of the way. Tank enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rasputin Ito and Tank hit Prophet with a double chop. Tank leaves the ring. Rasputin Ito gets a boot choke against the ropes on Prophet. Ken Peterson warns Rasputin Ito to let go but he refuses. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...5 ...and Ken Peterson disqualifies Rasputin Ito!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Rasputin Ito has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – I have to believe that Ito didn’t take kindly to getting kicked in the balls. That sent the big Japanese superstar into a rage.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Now we are back to even strength with each team having two men left!!! This is still anybody’s match. The next fall will really put the pressure on the team that only has one remaining superstar.
[ Shogun climbs into the ring and goes right after Prophet. Shinigami Shogun drives a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun hits a standing dropkick on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun hits a cradle suplex on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet drives a spear into Shinigami Shogun. Prophet tags out to Insanity. Insanity and Prophet whip Shinigami Shogun into the ropes and they hit Shinigami Shogun with a double elbowsmash. Prophet leaves the ring. Insanity whips Shinigami Shogun into the ropes, but Shinigami Shogun reverses it. Insanity drives a running knee strike into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity goes for a Curb Stomp, but Shinigami Shogun rolls out of the way. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Tank. Tank and Shinigami Shogun whip Insanity into the ropes and they attempt to hit Insanity with a double back body drop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Shinigami Shogun rolls out of the ring. Insanity runs into the ropes. Tank goes for a spear, but Insanity counters it with a kick to the head, but in turn, Tank counters it with a Muscle Buster, but Insanity counters it again with a sunset flip pin attempt. Insanity uses the ropes for leverage as he rolls Tank up for the ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tank kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Tank and Shogun need to play it smart now. They don’t want to be caught doing anything stupid and cost them another fall.
[ Insanity takes Tank down with a cradle suplex. Insanity whips Tank into the ropes and Tank comes off and hits Insanity with a running knee strike. Tank tags out to Shogun. Shogun goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Insanity reverses it. Insanity drives a football tackle into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity hits Shinigami Shogun. Shogun kicks Insanity. Shinigami Shogun punches Insanity. Shinigami Shogun hits a Muscle Buster on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun covers Insanity for the ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Insanity kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – These two men are going at it like two battle hardened warriors on the field of battle fighting to the death!!! It’s epic!!!
[ Shinigami Shogun tries an eye gouge, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity attempts a dropkick, but Shinigami Shogun steps out of the way. Shinigami Shogun goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Insanity counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Insanity locks Shinigami Shogun in a choke against the ropes. Insanity kicks Shinigami Shogun. Shinigami Shogun punches Insanity. Shinigami Shogun kicks Insanity. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Tank. Tank drives a fist to the midsection of Insanity. Tank runs into the ropes and Insanity hits Tank with a spin kick. Insanity sends Tank into the turnbuckle. Insanity runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tank moves out of the way and Insanity rams his shoulder into the steel ringpost. Tank goes for a backbreaker, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity whips Tank into the ropes, but Tank reverses it and hits Insanity with a pump kick. Tank is going for the cover as Ken Peterson the ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Insanity kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Insanity needs to make the tag to Prophet, even though I don’t think he wants anything to do with the United States Champion!!!
[ Tank hits a bodyslam on Insanity. Tank runs into the ropes and hits Insanity with a shoulderblock. Tank goes for an uppercut, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity hits Tank. Insanity goes for a football tackle, but Tank counters it with a kick to the head. Tank attempts a release German suplex, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity tags out to Prophet. Shinigami Shogun enters the ring, but gets cut off. Insanity drives a clothesline into Tank. Prophet attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Tank counters it with a bulldog. Insanity leaves the ring. Tank drives a fist to the midsection of Prophet. Tank whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet reverses it and hits Tank with a shoulderblock. Prophet uses an armbar takedown on Tank. Prophet tags out to Insanity. Insanity goes for a bodyslam, but Tank counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Shinigami Shogun enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Shinigami Shogun uses an armbar takedown on Insanity. Tank attempts a diving elbowsmash from the top rope, but Insanity counters it with an interceptor dropkick. Insanity is going for the cover as he pulls the tights for the ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tank kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Man that drop kick by Insanity caught Tank flush on the face!!! He’s going to tasting shoe leather for days!!!
[ Insanity goes for a DDT, but Tank counters it with a back body drop. Tank nails Insanity with a Shining Wizard. Tank goes for an eye gouge, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity drills an uppercut into Tank. Insanity tags out to Prophet. Shinigami Shogun enters the ring, but gets cut off. Prophet and Insanity whip Tank into the ropes and they hit Tank with a double kick to the midsection. Insanity leaves the ring. Prophet hits a tiger driver on Tank as the referee counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tank gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Outstanding double team action by the Prophecy to keep Tank off his feet. If you can ground Tank, then you have a shot at beating him.
[ Prophet goes for the Prophecy (Scorpion Death Lock), but Tank kicks him off. Tank uses an armdrag takedown on Prophet. Tank goes for a bridging Exploder suplex, but Prophet counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Prophet hits a scissors kick on Tank. Prophet goes for an atomic drop, but Tank counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Tank attempts a guillotine choke, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet whips Tank into the ropes, but Tank reverses it. Tank drills an open hand chop onto Prophet. Tank drills a diving elbowsmash onto Prophet. Shinigami Shogun enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Shinigami Shogun nails Prophet with a Muscle Buster. Tank hits a top rope diving elbowsmash onto Prophet. Insanity enters the ring and lays out Shinigami Shogun. Insanity leaves the ring. Prophet goes for a neck-scissors, but Tank ducks out of the way. Tank attempts a guillotine choke, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet attempts a headbutt, but Tank blocks it. Tank goes for a football tackle, but Prophet counters it with a roundhouse kick. Prophet hits the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) on Tank. Prophet pulls the tights as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Tank has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – I cannot believe what I just saw!!! Prophet just eliminated Tank from this match when he hit the End of Days on him!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Crazier shit has happened here in the Empire, but this has to rank right up there!!! It’s now two on one in favor of the Prophecy!!!
[ The referee restarts the match as Prophet goes for a neck-scissors, but Shinigami Shogun ducks out of the way. Shinigami Shogun hits him with a belly-to-back suplex, but Prophet pops right back up smiling at him. Prophet attempts a punch, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with an arm breaker. Shinigami Shogun goes for a DDT, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet attempts a tiger driver, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with a huricanrana. Shogun covers Prophet as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – A minute ago Prophet was on top of the world and now he’s looking up at the rafters wondering what the hell went wrong!!!
[ Shinigami Shogun drives a European uppercut into Prophet. Shinigami Shogun hits a gutbuster on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun runs into the ropes and goes for a spear, but Prophet steps out of the way. Prophet attempts a double arm DDT, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with a back body drop; but in turn, Prophet counters it with the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop). Prophet rolls Shogun up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shogun gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – This match was a fraction of a second from being over after Prophet once again landed that End of Days finisher!!!
[ Prophet goes for a sidewalk slam, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with a Tornado DDT. Shinigami Shogun drives a clothesline into Prophet. Shinigami Shogun runs into the ropes. Shinigami Shogun nails Prophet with a Muscle Buster. Shinigami Shogun throws Prophet out of the ring. Shinigami Shogun hits a car crash cross body off the top turnbuckle onto Prophet. Shinigami Shogun hits the From Space (modified GTS with a Pele kick) on Prophet onto the concrete floor. Shinigami Shogun hits a splash onto Prophet. Shinigami Shogun drives a football tackle into Prophet. Shinigami Shogun nails a standing dropkick on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun rolls Prophet back into the ring. Shinigami Shogun drills a running knee strike into Prophet. Shinigami Shogun takes Prophet down with another From Space (modified GTS with a Pele kick) as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Prophet has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – The glass ceiling just got shattered as Shogun pinned the former World champion after two modified GTS’!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – We are now down to Shogun and Insanity!!! The next fall punches their team’s ticket to Stable Wars!!!
[ The referee restarts the match and they lock up. Shinigami Shogun goes for a bodyslam, but Insanity counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Insanity drives an uppercut into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity runs into the ropes and Shinigami Shogun hits Insanity with a standing drop kick. Shinigami Shogun hits a hair pull slam on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun attempts a back elbow, but Insanity ducks out of the way. Insanity whips Shinigami Shogun into the turnbuckle. Insanity charges into the corner, but Shinigami Shogun lifts his leg booting him in the face. Shinigami Shogun throws Insanity out of the ring. Shinigami Shogun springboards onto him with a diving shoulderblock off the top rope. Shinigami Shogun hits a back elbow on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun goes for a DDT, but Insanity slams him into the steel ringpost. Insanity throws Shinigami Shogun back into the ring. Insanity hits a guillotine leg drop on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity rolls Shinigami Shogun up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shogun gets his foot in the ropes!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – What a massive legdrop right across the back of Shogun’s neck!!! I thought he was knocked out cold!!!
[ Insanity hits a top rope missile dropkick on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity attempts a diving elbowsmash, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with an interceptor superkick. Shinigami Shogun drives a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun whips Insanity into the turnbuckle, but Insanity reverses it. Insanity delivers a dropkick to the knee of Shinigami Shogun. Insanity runs into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Shinigami Shogun is the first to his feet and he drives a dropkick to the knee of Insanity. Shinigami Shogun throws Insanity into the ropes and Insanity comes back off and is met with a clothesline. Shinigami Shogun hits a bridging Exploder suplex on Insanity for the win as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Insanity kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – These two men are pouring it on as they both know what’s at stake in this match.
[ Shinigami Shogun attempts a Muscle Buster, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity whips Shinigami Shogun into the ropes and hits Shinigami Shogun with a spinning heel kick. Insanity drives a spear into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity runs into the ropes and Shinigami Shogun drives a fist to the midsection of Insanity. Shinigami Shogun hits a standing dropkick on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun chops Insanity. Shinigami Shogun attempts a go-behind, but Insanity counters it with a mule kick. Insanity drives an uppercut into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity goes for a forearm choke, but Shinigami Shogun blocks it. Shinigami Shogun hits a bodyslam on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun runs into the ropes and goes for a running knee strike, but Insanity ducks out of the way. Insanity hits a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity attempts to place Shinigami Shogun on the turnbuckle, but Shinigami Shogun blocks it. Insanity hits a head smash into the turnbuckle on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity puts Shinigami Shogun in a guillotine choke but Shinigami Shogun quickly gets ahold of the ropes. Insanity runs into the ropes and goes for a football tackle, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Insanity screams in pain as he inches his way towards the ropes and barely grabs them. Shinigami Shogun goes for a top rope diving elbow drop, but Insanity rolls out of the way. Insanity hits a basement dropkick to the head on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity sets Shogun up and hits him with the Shining (Vertical Suplex dropped into an Inverted DDT)!!! Insanity rolls Shogun up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Shinigami Shogun has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – What an amazing match Pezzer!!! We now know that it will be Prophecy taking on the Edge Legacy in the semi-finals at Stable Wars!!! What a match that is going to be!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I have to be honest; I didn’t think these guys had it in them. The Prophecy really pulled off a great win tonight and I wonder how much this loss is going to effect Tank as he still has his United States Title match against Travis Blake.
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The winner of this match and advancing to Stable Wars, the Prophecy!!!
Mike Godwinn – Folks, it’s been a blast tonight. We will see you all Monday night on Adrenaline!!!
Live from the sold-out Jackson Convention Complex in Jackson, Mississippi
Thursday Night September 23rd, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Till I Collapse" by Eminem blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as Mike Godwinn and “The Living Legend” Pezzer are standing by. ]
Mike Godwinn - Good evening, folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Godwinn and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and self-proclaimed Living Legend… Pezzer.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Hello to all the great Empire fans out there and I huge shout out to all my followers on Twitch!!! That’s right. I’m on Twitch now so tune in and see what I have to say on anything and everything that comes to mind.
Mike Godwinn – You finally got Twitch. That’s amazing.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Last year I got my first iPhone and now I’m Twitching!!! If only my daddy could see me now God rest his soul.
Mike Godwinn – Folks, to say Adrenaline was a barnburner would be an understatement. That show blew the roof off the Giant Center in Hershey Pennsylvania and we hope like hell to do the same damn thing tonight!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Yeah, Adrenaline was friggen amazing... and I hate to give those two ass hats that announce that show any credit... so I won’t. But the show was fucking fantastic. Five out of five stars in my book.
Mike Godwinn – Yes it was, but we have our own five star show to put on tonight and it all builds towards tonight’s massive main event where Sensha-gun will take on the Prophecy in a six-man tag team elimination style match. The last team standing at the end of the match will advance to Stable Wars to face Tank Legacy in the Semi-finals!!! Can you just imagine if Sensha-gun faces off against Edge Legacy? Who would this crowd root for?
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I was never a big Tank fan, but that match would put asses in the seats and send the buy rates through the roof; and it’s all about money baby!!!
Mike Godwinn – In other action tonight we will see Malia Hosaka take on the newest member of the Cartel... Thunder Rosa in singles action.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Thunder Rosa has turned her back on all her fans and has decided to take a walk on the dark side with her sister Holidead. We heard from her last week on her reasoning why and it seems as if there is a little jealousy raging inside of her regarding all the fresh young talent the Empire has recently signed on.
Mike Godwinn – If you ask me, sjhe needs to prove herself in the ring and stop worrying about who’s getting title shots over her. It’s not like she’s got a sparkling singles record as it is. She’s under five hundred for Pete’s sake. But... moving on we will also see in singles action tonight Kahagas take on Steve Scott. Both of these men are trying to get into title contention and whomever wins this match will take one step closer to championship gold.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – To me it seems Steve takes two steps forward and then takes a step back. He’s good, but he’s not consistent. He had his shot at Lethal Lottery against Tank for the US title and was beaten soundly. Maybe his best chances are with the TV champion until he gets a little seasoning under his feet?
Mike Godwinn – You could be right. We have seen both of these men wrestle incredible matches, and then they both have stunk the joint up on more than one occasion.
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Katie Forbes and Spice better known as S.E.X. walk down to the ring hand in hand. ]
[ They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Time to put the kiddos to bed because we are about to get X rated really quick.
[ Katie grabs the microphone from JoJo and starts stroking it sexually like it’s a dick. The fans love it as the Empire puts up a disclaimer on the TV screen warning the fans that what they are about to see might be graphic in nature. ]
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – So, on Adrenaline we watched as Gail Kim talked to Caged Heat and the Heartbreakers about who is going to get the privilege...
“A Slice of” Spice – The honor...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – The distinction... of facing us at Stable Wars.
“A Slice of” Spice – That’s right baby. We own that shit.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – You see, as we were doing our thing back in Los Angeles...
“A Slice of” Spice – Sucking dick and cashing checks...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes - ...you know it...
“A Slice of” Spice – Preach to them...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – We were shocked that Gail never reached out to us and ask us who we wanted to face.
“A Slice of” Spice – I might have been on my knees at the time...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – I was doing doggy...
“A Slice of” Spice – But one of us would have picked up the phone...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – We both double jointed... I don’t need my hands baby. So, Gail... why didn’t you ask us? Why didn’t you hit us up and ask us who we wanted to face?
“A Slice of” Spice – That girl’s afraid...
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “Puppet on a String” rocks the arena and the General Manager of the Women’s Division Gail Kim walks out with a serious look on her face as she walks right to the ring and climbs in. ]
Mike Godwinn – Business is picking up right where Adrenaline left off Pezzer!!!
[ Gail asks for her own mic and JoJo hands her one... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies, I don’t know how you think things work around here... but I don’t owe you a damn thing.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – But we are the Women’s World Tag Team Champions!!!
“A Slice of” Spice – And we suck dick on weekends!!!
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Yeah...
“A Slice of” Spice – So I think you owe us at least a phone call!!!
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies, we are not doing this right now. Before the end of the night you will find out who your opponent is going to be at...
[ Gail is interrupted as “New Foundation” explodes across the arena as Nattie Neidhart, Shotzi Blackheart and Indi Hartwell walk out on stage. ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – It’s starting to get a little crowded out there!!!
[ They walk down the rampway each climbing into the ring. Nattie asks for a mic as she walks right up to Katie and Spice showing no fear. ]
Nattie Neidhart – You wanna know who you’re facing at Stable Wars? You’re facing us!!!
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Seriously, love the pink and all...
“A Slice of” Spice – My favorite color...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – ...but seriously girl... you’re wrapped up a little too tight right now.
“A Slice of” Spice – Someone needs to get laid!!!
[ The Heartbreakers are looking for a fight as Gail interjects herself between them... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – No!!! No, no, no we’re not doing this tonight!!!
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Why not? I’m always game for a little girl on girl action!!!
[ Spice looks right at Nattie... ]
“A Slice of” Spice – Bet you I can make you beg for more!!!
[ And she wiggles her tongue at her. Gail points her finger at Spice... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Stop!!!
[ The crowd roars to their feet booing as “Do it yourself” rings across the arena and the former Women’s World Tag Team Champions Loca and Delta better known as Caged Heat walks out on stage alone. ]
Mike Godwinn – Now Gail’s got problems!!! The former two-time World Tag Team Champions have something on their mind too!!!
[ Caged Heat storms down to the ring and climbs in and JoJo hands each of them a mic. Delta gets right in Gail’s face... ]
Delta – Maybe you didn’t hear us clearly... we want our title shot at Stable Wars and we aint taking no for an answer!!!
Loca – You see, we two-time tag champs and there aint a team in this building that can beat us.
[ Delta looks right at the Heartbreakers... ]
Delta – We beat your asses...
[ And Delta looks at Spice and Katie... ]
Delta - ...and we ate girls like you up in prison!!!
[ Spice gets dead serious and gets right in Delta’s face... ]
“A Slice of” Spice – I dare you to eat me!!!
[ Gail rubs her forehead as the crowd laughs their asses off... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies... and I use that word loosely right now... that’s enough!!!
[ The crowd goes wild again as “Unstoppable” by KatDeluna rocks the arena and Thunder Rosa and Holidead better known as the Twisted SisterZ rush the ring... diving under the bottom rope and getting right up in the faces of Loca and Delta. ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – No!!! Stop... all of you!!!
[ Holidead asks for a mic and JoJo hands her the last one that she has. Holidead turns toward Gail and points right in her face... ]
“The Queen of Darkness” Holidead – Before you open your mouth and name any of these two-bit tag teams the top contenders to those bitch’s titles... me and Rosa are back... and we never lost them!!!
“Unbreakable” Thunder Rosa – That’s right. We want our titles back and we’re willing to go through all of you to get them!!!
[ Gail throws her hands in the air... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Fine!!! You all want a piece of each other... you can have it!!! At Stable Wars S.E.X. is going to defend their Women’s World Tag Team Titles in a Ladder match!!!
“A Slice of” Spice – I just want a piece of her pie!!!
[ Spice winks at Holidead and wiggles her tongue at her... ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I think I just threw up in my mouth!!!
Mike Godwinn – Folks, as we clear the ring and get ready for our opening match of the night; our very own Cindy Meyers has caught up with Shane McMahon and Legacy backstage. ]
[ The camera cuts to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing next to the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon, the World Heavyweight Champion Go-D, the World Tag Team Champions Chris Simmons and Mike Thompson and the WWE TV Champion Diamond Dallas Page. ]
Cindy Meyers – Shane, last week you announced that next week on Adrenaline there is going to be a ten-man tag team match that pits your Legacy team against Psycho Messiah, Chandler Hopkins along with Tank and Yomi-no-Kuni... but what was the most shocking was that you also named yourself as part of that team.
[ Shane chuckles... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – In-case you have forgotten, back in the day I was part of the greatest stable of all time in the Thrillers!!! I know how to wrestle and I can sure as hell handle guys like Hopkins or Messiah!!!
Cindy Meyers – You also announced that Go-D will face a random wrestler at the Pay Per View for the World Heavyweight Championship.
[ Go-D steps up... ]
The World Heavyweight Champion and Empire Hall of Famer Go-D – That’s right. One lucky winner will get the distinct privilege... the honor... of facing me for the biggest prize in this company at Stable Wars!!!
Cindy Meyers – So we know that Go-D will defend his World title at the pay per view, but what about Diamond Dallas Page and Legacy? Will the TV title or the World Tag Team titles be on the line?
[ Shane looks at all three men who are now sporting neck braces... and then back at Cindy. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – The doctors have assured me that by Monday night all my boys will be medically cleared to wrestle. And as far as the pay per view goes... yes... they will be defending their titles that night.
Cindy Meyers – Can you elaborate as to who they might be facing? Will it be the number one contenders Chandler Hopkins and Yomi-no-Kuni?
[ Shane looks confused... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Why is when you bring up title opportunities you immediately name those three guys? What gives them the right to face any of my men at the pay per view for any of our titles?
Cindy Meyers – Well, right now they are the number one contender to those titles.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – That’s right. As of right now they are... but come Monday night, they won’t be. You see Cindy, I’m going to up the stakes a little for our match Monday night. Give those boys a little extra incentive to show up. Let’s do this. If they win, I’ll give Hopkins his TV title shot against DDP. I’ll also give those two Japanese idiots their tag team title shots against my Legacy boys.
Cindy Meyers – We already know that Tank is facing Travis Blake for the United States Heavyweight title... so what does Psycho Messiah get out of it if they win?
[ Shane looks dead into the camera... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – If that freak show wins Monday night... he gets the biggest prize of them all!!! He gets me inside a steel cage!!! Let’s get the hell out of here!!!
[ And on that note Shane and his Legacy boys walk off the set and we swing back to Mike and Pezzer at the announcers table. ]
Mike Godwinn – I get the distinct feeling that Shane was backed into a corner. He knows that he can’t keep holding those guys at bay. That at some point he’s going to have to give them their title shots. But this match Monday night just might put the brakes on their title aspirations if they can’t pull that match off.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Let’s talk about Tank’s team for a second. You have Hopkins who is flip flopping back and forth from being a face to a heel and back to a face again. Then you have Psycho Messiah who thinks he’s the Undertaker reincarnated. Then you have Tank and Yomi-no-Kuni who all have their own agendas at the pay per view. Talk about a mish-mash. Across the ring you are going to see a well-oiled machine. Five men that have been there and done that dozens of times over!!! I just can’t see Tank’s team pulling this win out Monday. That will surely throw the pay per view into chaos.
Mike Godwinn – It gets me all pumped up for Monday night, but right now we have our own show and it’s time for our opening match as Aoife Valkyrie takes on Shanna Furguson!!! Let’s join JoJo Rodriguez in the ring for tonight’s introductions!!!
Aoife Valkyrie vs Shanna Furguson
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 130lbs, this is... Aoife Valkyrie!!!
[ The crowd pops as “The Final Sacrifice” by Ivan Bertolla explodes across the arena and Aoife Valkyrie walks out on stage. She slowly makes her way down to the ring and sits on the middle rope crossing her legs with a smile on her face. ]
Mike Godwinn – Aoife comes into this match right now ranked number one for Amber Nova’s Women’s National title with a one and one record. She faces a tall task tonight as she squares off against a former Women’s National Champion.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Aoife is a great young talent and she won the Last Chance Battle Royal this year for a reason. She’s a fighter and tonight she’s going to be in a big fight as she goes up against Shanna.
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring; she weighs in at 155 lbs., she is the former Women’s National Champion; this is… “The Beast” Shanna Furguson!!!
[ The crowd boos as “The Trainer Battle” of the Pokémon Guitar Cover plays and Shanna storms down to the ring, bare foot and dressed in her UFC garb. She dives under the bottom rope and starts to pace around like a mad woman. ]
Mike Godwinn – Shanna was crowned the first ever Women’s National Champion and that reign lasted fifty-six days when she lost her title to Maria Manic. Shanna has had a taste of gold and she wants it back again and if that means going through Aoife Valkyrie then you damn well know she’s going to do it.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Shanna is a tough as nails shoot fighter. She is going to ground you and beat you into submission. She comes into this match with an eight and nine record and sits right behind Aoife in the Women’s National rankings. A win tonight should vault Shanna right back into the World title rankings.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Shanna Furguson goes for an armdrag takedown, but Valkyrie counters it with a backslide pin attempt as she uses the ropes for leverage and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and he sees it and stops the count!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Aoife went for the quick pin right there trying to use the ropes as leverage hoping the referee didn’t see it. That may backfire and really piss Shanna off.
[ Valkyrie punches Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie kicks Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits a rolling cutter on Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie throws Shanna Furguson into the turnbuckle. Valkyrie runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Shanna Furguson moves out of the way and Aoife rams her shoulder into the steel ringpost. Shanna Furguson delivers a standing dropkick into Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson drives a superkick into Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson hits a top rope twisting somersault splash onto Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson rolls Valkyrie up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – When she tried to ram her shoulder into Shanna and missed, that turned this match entirely in Shanna’s favor!!!
[ Shanna Furguson nails Valkyrie with a lariat. Shanna Furguson nails Valkyrie with a spinning backbreaker. Shanna Furguson whips Valkyrie into the ropes, but Valkyrie reverses it and hits Shanna Furguson with a spin kick. Valkyrie drives a superkick into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie climbs to the top rope and hits a twisting somersault splash onto Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits a swinging DDT on Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie climbs to the top rope and nails Shanna Furguson with a diving elbowdrop. Valkyrie drives a corner forearm smash into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie delivers a chop into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie nails Shanna Furguson with a lariat. Valkyrie throws Shanna Furguson out of the ring. Shanna Furguson hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Shanna Furguson clutches her legs around Valkyrie's head and pulls Valkyrie out of the ring. Shanna Furguson jumps off the ring apron and onto her with a running elbowdrop. ...1 ...Shanna Furguson slams Valkyrie into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Shanna Furguson shoves Valkyrie into the ring apron. ...3 ...Shanna rolls Valkyrie back into the ring. Shanna Furguson whips Valkyrie into the ropes. Valkyrie goes for a spear, but Shanna Furguson counters it with a spike piledriver. Shanna Furguson rolls Valkyrie up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Aoife needs to think of something quick right now because Shanna is beating her bad.
[ Shanna Furguson attempts an ankle lock, but Valkyrie blocks it. Valkyrie runs into the ropes, but Shanna Furguson nails Valkyrie with a high knee. Shanna Furguson goes for a chop, but Valkyrie counters it with a facerake. Valkyrie punches Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson punches Valkyrie. Valkyrie kicks Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits Shanna Furguson. Shanna Furguson kicks Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson tries an armdrag takedown, but Valkyrie blocks it. Valkyrie goes for a springboard bulldog, but Shanna Furguson steps out of the way. Shanna Furguson nails Valkyrie with a springboard spear. Shanna Furguson drives an elbowdrop onto Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson goes for a ripcord cutter, but Valkyrie throws her off. Valkyrie goes for an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Shanna Furguson counters it with a kneelift. Shanna Furguson uses a springboard armdrag on Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson locks Valkyrie in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Valkyrie scrambles to make it to the ropes. Shanna Furguson runs into the ropes and Valkyrie and Shanna Furguson each get hit with a double clothesline. Valkyrie is the first to her feet as she runs into the ropes and hits Shanna with a pump kick. Valkyrie delivers a dropkick to the knee of Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie hits a bulldog on Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie uses aside Russian legsweep on Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie drives a corner forearm smash into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie attempts a clothesline, but Shanna Furguson counters it with a crucifix pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife manages to get her feet in the ropes!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I am going to give Aoife a ton of credit. This kid’s all heart, but you can see that she is out matched tonight. She picked a fight that she just can’t win.
[ Shanna Furguson chops Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson kicks Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson goes for an enzuigiri, but Valkyrie steps out of the way. Valkyrie runs into the ropes and drives a corner forearm smash into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie drives a superkick into Shanna Furguson. Valkyrie whips Shanna Furguson into the ropes, but Shanna Furguson reverses it and hits a bulldog on Valkyrie. Shanna Furguson is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Aoife gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Aoife got her shoulder up, but maybe she was better off just staying down? Shanna can see that Aoife is in bad shape.
[ Shanna hits the Beast Slayer (a sit down powerbomb into a pin) on Valkyrie and goes for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:08:00
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The winner of this match, Shanna Furguson!!!
Mike Godwinn – That was a brutal match to watch as Shanna pretty much had full control of that match right from the start.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I still like Aoife and I think that in time as she gets more seasoned, she’s going to be ok. I think she needs to learn her craft more.
Mike Godwinn – And let’s not downplay the great match that Shanna just wrestled. She needed this match as much as anyone did as she tries like hell to get back into title contention. This win will go a long way to achieving that.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Yes it will. She’s a tough competitor and if anyone can dethrone Amber Nova... why not Shanna?
Mike Godwinn – Folks, let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Tony Tran and the Golden BoyZ.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing between Tony Tran and Jake and Dave Anderson... the Golden BoyZ. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tony, disappointing loss last week to the Guerillas of Destiny. Things have not gone your way in singles, tag team or six-man tag team action. What are your thoughts on this?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – My thoughts? My thoughts are simple. Right now, we suck. But all that is going to change. Cindy, I have taken a vow to bring championship gold to the Golden BoyZ and by God I am going to do just that even if it kills me!!!
Dave Anderson – Dude, nobody needs to die.
[ Tran rolls his eyes at him. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I was metaphorically speaking. I don’t plan on dying for either of you.
Jake Anderson – That’s good to know, because right now we couldn’t afford a funeral for you. We would have to cremate you. I hear that’s cheaper.
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – No, listen to me. Nobody is going to die and nobody is going to get cremated...
[ Just then, Godzilla Sanchez walks onto the set wearing his “Pisces” tee-shirt with a backpack full of tee-shirts and his tee-shirt gun in hand yelling like he’s a vendor at a baseball game tossing out bags of peanuts. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Get your tee-shirts heya!!! Get your red-hot tee-shirts heya!!
[ Tran looks at Sanchez like he’s nuts... ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What the hell are you doing?
Godzilla Sanchez – What am I doing? Can’t you see what I am doing? I am selling the hottest tee-shirts on the internet right now!!!
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Well I need you to leave!!! Can’t you see this is my interview time?
[ Sanchez looks at Tran... then to Cindy... then to the Golden BoyZ... and then back to Cindy... ]
Godzilla Sanchez – May I?
[ As he asks for the microphone. Cindy smiles as she hands it to him. ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Let me ask you something...
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Is this a joke or something? You’re not a reporter. You’re just some idiot that...
[ In mid-sentence, Godzilla fires off the tee-shirt gun and blasts Tran in the balls!!! Tran drops to his knees... ]
Godzilla Sanchez – ...does that hurt?
[ Godzilla laughs and walks away yelling... ]
Godzilla Sanchez – Get your tee-shirts heya!!! Get your red-hot tee-shirts heya!!
[ The Golden BoyZ help Tran to his feet as he watches Godzilla walk away... ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – That stupid shit is going to pay for that!!!
Dave Anderson – Are you ok?
[ Tran screams at him. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Of course I’m not ok!!! I just got shot in the nuts!!! Fuck that hurts!!!
[ The scene swings back to Pezzer and Mike at the broadcast table. ]
Mike Godwinn – I have got to get me one of those tee-shirts before they run out. They could become a collector’s item!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – You’re kidding right? Tell me you’re kidding.
Mike Godwinn – No, really. I’m a huge Godzilla Sanchez fan. Remember the time he beat you for your TV title.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Let’s not go there alright. Just stay focused and let’s talk about our next match.
Mike Godwinn – Great idea and it should be a good one as Steve Scott takes on Kahagas in singles action. Let’s rejoin JoJo in the ring.
Kahagas vs Steve Scott
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at weight of 200 lbs.; this is… “Bloodlust” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around him as he makes his way to the ring and climbs in!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Steve comes into this match with a six and five record and he is ranked fourth in the US title rankings. After his loss to Tank back at Lethal Lottery, he pulled off a count-out win over Psycho Messiah when Mike Thompson interjected himself in the match.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – That was a great match that went down over on our sister show. Both men needed that win coming off tough losses at Lethal Lottery.
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – And his opponent!! Making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs.; he is… “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Tokyo Monster” makes his way down to the ring and climbs in!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Kahagas comes into this match with a seven and ten record and he is ranked number two in the TV title rankings right behind Godzilla Sanchez who he lost to a few weeks ago.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Kahagas also is coming off a win over STIXX a few weeks ago where Mike Thompson also inserted himself in that match attacking STIXX.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Kahagas attempts an armdrag takedown, but Steve Scott blocks it. Steve Scott runs into the ropes and Kahagas tries for a high knee, but Steve Scott ducks out of the way. Steve Scott hits a hangman rolling cutter on Kahagas. Steve Scott goes for a running shoulderblock, but Kahagas steps out of the way. Kahagas goes for a slingshot, but Steve Scott steps out of the way. Steve Scott hits a fallaway slam on Kahagas. Steve Scott goes for a Shining Wizard on Kahagas but misses and Kahagas springs to his feet and hits Steve Scott with a takeover suplex!!! Kahagas covers Steve Scott as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Steve gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – The quickness of Kahagas never ceases to amaze me. This guy would be awesome in a cruiserweight division.
[ Kahagas attempts a top rope twisting somersault splash, but Steve Scott rolls out of the way. Steve Scott covers Kahagas as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Kahagas kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Kahagas got caught sleeping right there thinking that Steve Scott was hurt more than what he was. He almost paid the ultimate price for that blunder!!!
[ Kahagas springs to his feet and hits a short arm lariat on Steve Scott. Kahagas hits a bulldog on Steve Scott off the second turnbuckle. Kahagas nails Steve Scott with a frog splash and a quick cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Kahagas kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – That offense flurry all started with that head snapping lariat that nearly took Steve’s head off!!!
[ Kahagas attempts an elbowdrop, but Steve Scott rolls out of the way. Kahagas uses a legsweep on Steve Scott. Kahagas nails Steve Scott with a top rope diving elbowdrop. Kahagas whips Steve Scott into the ropes and hits Steve Scott with a spinning elbow. Kahagas hits a spinning backbreaker on Steve Scott. Kahagas attempts a springboard spear, but Steve Scott counters it with a kneelift to the jaw. Steve Scott hits a scissor kick on Kahagas’ neck. Steve Scott attempts a cradle piledriver, but Kahagas counters it with a small package roll-up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Steve gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Talk about a back-and-forth match!!! These guys have each other scouted pretty damn good.
[ Kahagas goes for an open hand chop, but Steve Scott counters it with a punch to the face. Steve Scott hits a rolling clothesline on Kahagas. Steve Scott hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Kahagas. Steve Scott whips Kahagas into the ropes and hits a rolling clothesline on Kahagas. Steve Scott hits a running shoulderblock on Kahagas. Steve Scott nails Kahagas with a second rope diving elbowdrop. Steve Scott nails Kahagas with a jumping side kick. Steve Scott puts Kahagas in an arm grapevine submission but Kahagas makes it to the ropes. Steve Scott nails Kahagas with a running shoulderblock. Steve Scott delivers a dropkick to the back of the head of Kahagas. Steve Scott gets a front facelock on Kahagas. Kahagas is struggling to reach the ropes. Kahagas tries to escape the hold. Kahagas is inching his way towards the ropes. Kahagas finally grabs the ropes. Steve Scott attempts a brain buster, but Kahagas blocks it. Kahagas goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Steve Scott counters it with a powerslam. Steve Scott covers Kahagas as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Kahagas gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Another top rope move countered by Steve Scott tonight. If this kid could put together a few moves he just might pull this one out!!!
[ Steve Scott goes for a European uppercut, but Kahagas counters it with a backslide pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...and Steve kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Steve needs to find a way to deliver that knock-out blow. Kahagas keeps coming back like a cockroach.
[ Kahagas delivers a standing dropkick on Steve Scott. Kahagas hits a bulldog on Steve Scott. Kahagas uses an armdrag takedown on Steve Scott. Kahagas whips Steve Scott into the ropes, but Steve Scott reverses it. Steve Scott delivers a backbreaker on Kahagas. Steve Scott drives a running shoulderblock into Kahagas. Steve Scott hits a tiger driver on Kahagas and goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Kahagas gets her shoulder up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – That was almost it right there!!! That tiger driver was nearly lights out for Kahagas!!!
[ Steve Scott goes for a bulldog, but Kahagas blocks it. Kahagas launches Steve Scott into the turnbuckle. Kahagas runs into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Steve Scott counters it with a belly-to-belly release German suplex, but in turn, Kahagas counters that move with an elbowsmash to the side of Steve’s head. Kahagas delivers a roundhouse kick into Steve Scott. Kahagas hits a top rope corkscrew legdrop onto Steve Scott. Kahagas hits a top rope flying somersault legdrop onto Steve Scott. Kahagas rolls Steve Scott up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Steve kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – The aerial assault by Kahagas is frigging amazing Mikey. This guy proves that he can hit you from any direction!!!
[ Kahagas goes for a top rope flying double foot stomp, but Steve Scott counters it with the Kill Shot (diving DDT from the second rope)!!! Steve Scott rolls Kahagas up hooking both legs as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:07:16
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The winner of this match, Steve Scott!!!
Mike Godwinn – What an incredible finish to a great match Pezzer. Both of these men deserved to win tonight, but it was Steve Scott that took advantage of Kahagas off the top turnbuckle to hit his finisher... the Kill Shot to put Kahagas away!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – This win will push him to eight and five and move him within percentage points of overtaking Hopkins for the third spot in the US title rankings.
Mike Godwinn – Folks, let’s take it to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with Maria Manic and Su Yim.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing between Maria Manic and Su Yim. ]
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, last week we all watch as Thunder Rosa came down to the ring after your match and assaulted you seemingly teaming back up with Holidead to reform the Twisted SisterZ.
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Thunder Rosa, I thought you were better than that. I thought you had more respect for our division and what we all created here. Now you’re running your mouth about how you feel disrespected. That all the new girls are getting the rubs around here. Suck it up bitch... or I’m going to shut you up!!!
[ Cindy turns to Su Yim. ]
Cindy Meyers – Su, you came to Maria’s aid after that attack. What were you thinking at the time?
“The Warrior” Su Yim – All I cared about was coming out to that ring and evening the odds. It had nothing to do about Maria. I would have done it for anyone that they were attacking. What’s wrong... is wrong.
Cindy Meyers – Can we look ahead to see the two of you teaming up to take on the Twisted SisterZ?
[ Maria gets right in Su Yim’s face. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – As much as I appreciate the help... I don’t like you and I don’t need you. I can handle this myself!!!
[ Su Yim raises her hands in a defensive posture... ]
“The Warrior” Su Yim – Have it your way!!!
[ The crowd pops as Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay of the Mean Girls walk onto the set. ]
Jessica McKay – Excuse us. Pardon me. Much more attractive people coming through.
[ Cassie looks at Su Yim. ]
Cassie Lee – Love the new look. Much better than that zombie undead bride thingy you had going on.
Jessica McKay – And I see you showered too. That’s always a plus.
Cindy Meyers – Ladies, this was their time...
Cassie Lee – You know Cindy, you could really use a make-over yourself.
Cindy Meyers – I kinda like my hair the way it is.
Jessica McKay – I think she meant you could use a face lift... maybe some Botox, and honestly, if you’re not going to drop a few pounds then some liposuction wouldn’t hurt.
Cindy Meyers – I’ve had a kid.
Cassie Lee – Then go with the Vaginal reconstruction. I hear that does wonders.
[ Maria gets fed up and steps in... ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – What do you want?
[ Cassie and Jessica laugh... ]
Jessica McKay – What we want is for you to stop your bitching about the Twisted SisterZ and go find yourself a toothbrush because your breath smells like ass.
[ The Mean Girls get a good laugh, but then Maria snaps and double clotheslines them both to the floor. Jessica and Cassie lay there holding their heads as Maria turns to Su Yim who again puts her hands up... ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – I still don’t like you!!!
[ Maria storms off the set as the show cuts back to Pezzer and Mike at the announcers table. ]
Mike Godwinn – If I can read Maria Manic, I think she’s grateful for the assist, but she still doesn’t like Su Yim.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Yeah, that’s pretty much the gist of it, Mikey. She’s a lone wolf that prefers to take care of business by herself. I would say she has major trust issues, but I don’t want her to kick my ass.
Mike Godwinn – Folks, it’s time for another great women’s division match-up as Malia Hosaka takes on Thunder Rosa. Let’s head back to the ring!!!
Malia Hosaka vs Thunder Rosa
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Holidead, she weighs in at 119 lbs, this is… “Unbreakable” Thunder Rosa!!!
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “Unstoppable" by KatDeluna rocks the arena and Thunder Rosa along with Holidead walk down to the ring. ]
Mike Godwinn – Thunder Rosa comes into this match tonight with a newfound attitude. She also finds herself with a four and five record and she currently sits in third place in the Women’s National title rankings.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – For a woman of her skill set, that’s not very good. Thunder Rosa is one of the very best women’s wrestlers in the business and for her to be looking up at people like Millie McKenzie... Kiera Hogan and Courtney Cox, well it’s insulting. I get why she’s pissed off and has decided to dance with the devil.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 130 lbs., this is… Malia Hosaka!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka walks down to the ring and climb in all alone. ]
Mike Godwinn – And here is the veteran of the Women’s division at the young age of fifty-one years old. She comes into this match with a five and five record and sits in the number five spot in the Women’s World title rankings. This should be a great match-up.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – My hearts going with Thunder Rosa, but something is telling me to not count out Malia. She’s been floating around both titles for months now and really hasn’t gotten a fair shake at either of them. A win tonight will push her past Solo Darling in the standings.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Thunder Rosa whips Malia Hosaka into the ropes, but Malia Hosaka hits Thunder Rosa with a spin kick. Malia Hosaka hits a standing moonsault on Thunder Rosa hooking the leg as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Malia may be over fifty years old, but she moves like she’s barely thirty!!!
[ Malia Hosaka delivers a dropkick to the knee of Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka runs into the ropes and hits Thunder Rosa with a powerful shoulderblock. Malia Hosaka is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Thunder Rosa just got hit like she got ran over by a train!!! Malia is not just agile, but she packs a punch too.,
[ Malia Hosaka attempts a springboard bulldog, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa attempts a rolling cutter, but Malia Hosaka throws her off. Malia Hosaka locks Thunder Rosa in a sleeperhold. Yali Sapphire checks Thunder Rosa's arm. She lifts it... and it falls!!! She lifts it... and it falls!!! She lifts it... and it stays up!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – It’s early on in this match, but it’s been all Malia so far and she nearly put Thunder Rosa to sleep!!!
[ Thunder Rosa fights her way out of the hold and drives the point of her elbow into the midsection of Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa attempts a European uppercut, but Malia Hosaka counters it with a backslide pin attempt as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Just when Thunder Rosa thinks she has a little momentum on her side, Malia finds a way to ground her.
[ Malia Hosaka delivers a basement dropkick to the face of Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka hits an enzuigiri on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and drives a superkick into Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa hits the 6-1-9 on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa nails Malia Hosaka with a bulldog. Thunder Rosa covers Malia Hosaka as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – That superkick rocked Malia and it gave Thunder Rosa a very small window to work with but she took advantage of it.
[ Thunder Rosa hits a Slingblade on Malia Hosaka. Malia Hosaka hits a jumping pump kick on Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka runs into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa hits Malia Hosaka with a spin kick. Thunder Rosa hits a top rope diving elbowdrop onto Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa covers Malia Hosaka as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Malia kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Thunder Rosa needs to keep pouring it on right now. Malia cannot sustain this pace at fifty-one years old!!!
[ Thunder Rosa whips Malia Hosaka into the ropes and goes for an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Malia Hosaka counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Malia Hosaka attempts a superkick, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and nails Malia Hosaka with a lariat. Thunder Rosa goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Malia Hosaka counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Malia Hosaka climbs to the top rope and hits an Asai moonsault onto Thunder Rosa. Malia rolls Thunder Rosa up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – This match is about as even as you’re going to get right now with both women trading blow for blow!!!
[ Malia Hosaka throws Thunder Rosa out of the ring. Thunder Rosa hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Thunder Rosa clutches her legs around Malia Hosaka's head and pulls Malia Hosaka out of the ring. Thunder Rosa jumps onto Malia with a suicide dive off the top turnbuckle, but misses and she crashes onto the concrete floor. ...1 ...Malia Hosaka goes for the Hosaka Driver, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a spinning back heel kick to the head. ...2 ...Thunder Rosa hits a spinning backbreaker on Malia Hosaka. ...3 ...Thunder Rosa throws Malia Hosaka into the steel guardrail. ...4 ...Thunder Rosa bounces Malia Hosaka off the steel ringsteps. ...5 ...Thunder Rosa nails Malia Hosaka with an Asai moonsault off the ring apron. ...6 ...Thunder Rosa drives a clothesline into Malia Hosaka. ...6 ...Thunder Rosa slams Malia Hosaka onto the announcer’s table. ...7 ...Thunder Rosa rolls Malia Hosaka back into the ring. ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – This is the twisted side of Thunder Rosa that none of us are used to seeing.
[ Thunder Rosa puts Malia Hosaka in a Texas Cloverleaf. Malia Hosaka is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malia Hosaka manages to grab the ropes. Thunder Rosa drives a high knee into the back of Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa nails Malia Hosaka with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. Thunder Rosa climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Malia Hosaka throws her to the mat. Malia Hosaka attempts a corner forearm smash, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa hits a belly to back suplex on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa tries for a Bronco Buster, but Malia Hosaka kicks her off. Malia Hosaka runs into the ropes and attempts a high knee, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes, but Malia Hosaka hits Thunder Rosa with a back elbow. Malia Hosaka hits an Exploder suplex on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and hits a dropkick on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa uses a Side Russian legsweep on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa goes for a superkick, but Malia Hosaka ducks out of the way. Malia Hosaka runs into the ropes and drives a lariat into Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka hits a ripcord cutter on Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa hits a clothesline on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa hits a Slingblade on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa hits a superkick on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa hits a dropkick from the second rope on Malia Hosaka. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes, but Malia Hosaka hits a jumping drop kick into Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka nails Thunder Rosa with a missile dropkick from the top rope. Malia Hosaka drives a high knee into Thunder Rosa. Malia Hosaka throws Thunder Rosa out of the ring, but Thunder Rosa hangs on to the top rope for dear life. Malia Hosaka notices Thunder Rosa hanging on and she clotheslines Thunder Rosa to the concrete floor. ]
Mike Godwinn – These two women are beating the hell out of each other tonight. You can see that they both want to make a statement in the ever-changing landscape of the women’s division.
[ Malia Hosaka rolls out under the bottom rope after her. Malia Hosaka drives an open hand chop onto Thunder Rosa. ...1 ...Malia Hosaka slams Thunder Rosa into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Malia Hosaka delivers a roundhouse kick onto Thunder Rosa. ...3 ...Malia Hosaka hits the Hosaka Driver on Thunder Rosa onto the concrete floor. ...4 ...Malia Hosaka hits a frog splash on Thunder Rosa off the top turnbuckle. ...5 ...Malia Hosaka tries for a Phoenix Splash off the ring apron, but Thunder Rosa gets her knees up. ...6 ...Thunder Rosa attempts a running high knee, but Malia Hosaka ducks out of the way. ...7 ...Malia Hosaka takes Thunder Rosa with a chop block. ...8 ...Thunder Rosa hits a flapjack on Malia Hosaka onto the announcer’s table. ...9 ...Thunder Rosa whips Malia Hosaka into the steel ring steps. ...10!!! ]
Time of match: 0:10:47
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – This match has been deemed a double countout!!!
Mike Godwinn – What was a very good match broke down and got pretty ugly extremely fast!!!
[ Like a pack of wild dogs, Holidead and Thunder Rosa double team Malia beating the shit out of her. The crowd pops as Maria Manic and Su Yim rush down to the ring. ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I have to believe that Maria and Su Yim refuse to let what happened to Maria happen to Malia too.
[ Both Holidead and Thunder Rosa escape through the crowd as Maria and Su Yim tend to Malia making sure she’s alright. ]
Mike Godwinn – What’s the old saying, the enemy of my enemy is my friend? Folks, I am getting word that Cindy Meyers is standing by with Marc Fulton.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing nervously next to Marc Fulton. ]
Cindy Meyers – Marc, thank you for taking the time tonight to answer a few questions. Last week, you were essentially hired as a hitman for Legacy to take out Chandler Hopkins. Things didn’t go as planned as Hopkins hit you with his finisher that he calls the Wrangler to put you away.
[ She can see that Fulton is getting pissed. ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. It’s not like I’m making a six-figure salary like some people in this company are. I’ve had to scrap and claw my way to where I’m at right now and still I’m no closer to a title shot than I was when I first got here. Why are all the so-called champions dodging me? Tank, the greatest of all time; won’t face me. Go-D, the World Champion won’t face me!!! DDP, the TV champion; afraid to face me!!! What’s it going to take to get one of the top dogs in this company to face me like a man!!!
Cindy Meyers – I... I... I don’t know!!!
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – I do nothing but win and lay waste to the people I face and what do I get for it? Nothing!!! Well, I’m tired of waiting!!! I’m going to...
[ Fulton gets cut off as Los Vipers attack him from behind. ]
[ Fulton tries valiantly to get to his feet, but Santos and Pedro beat him down with vicious kicks to the head. Fulton is bleeding from a cut above his right eye that gives him a crimson mask. Slowly, Tito Escobar walks onto the set. ]
[ Tito stoops down close to Fulton, grabs him by his long braided hair and yanks the big man’s head back. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Ahora tienes mi atencion cerdo americano (You now have my attention you American pig)!!!
[ Tito slams Fulton’s head to the floor and the Cartel storm off as Cindy runs to get help. The show cuts back to Pezzer and Mike at the announcers table. ]
Mike Godwinn – My God, what a brutal and vicious assault on Marc Fulton tonight. A man who usually let’s his actions speak in the ring, but tonight the Cartel lashed out and took the big man down leaving him a bloody mess.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I have to believe that this all goes back to the match that they had a few weeks ago when Tito walked out on the match about ten minutes into it. Tito was getting rocked and he couldn’t stomach getting pinned.
Mike Godwinn – I have a suspicion that there will be hell to pay for his actions tonight. Fulton isn’t the kind of man I would wanna pick a bar fight with. Folks, it’s main event time as we are about to find out who will face Edge Legacy in the semi-finals of the World Six-man Tag Team Tournament at Stable Wars. Let’s go back to the ring one last time!!!
In an Elimination Six-man Tag Team match
Sensha-gun vs The Prophecy
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The following six-man tag team match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 756 lbs., the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge along with Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito, they are… Sensha-gun!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as the two Japanese superstars make their way down to the ring followed by the legend Tank Edge who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. ]
Mike Godwinn – Sensha-gun come into this match with a one and oh record with the only blemish being the time limit draw to the Prophecy last week. These three men are hungry and they can taste gold.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – What a stacked field for the six-man tag titles at Stable Wars. Edge Legacy... the Southern Rebels... the Bullet Club... and now either Sensha-gun or the Prophecy will take their final spot to round out the field!!!
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 660 lbs., he is “The Chosen One”!!! “The Modern-Day Messiah” Prophet! and his Zealots …Painkiller and Insanity, they are… the Prophecy!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit booing as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The red spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide showing off his book in hand. His Zealots, Painkiller and Insanity stand beside him as they walk down to the ring and climb in. ]
Mike Godwinn – The former World Heavyweight Champion leads his followers to the ring in-search of tag team gold.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Blind followers I might add. Thank God Hopkins finally saw through all the bullshit Prophet was spewing and decided to go it alone. The kid still may be an outlaw, but he’s doing it his own way!!!
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Rasputin Ito uses an eye gouge on Painkiller. Rasputin Ito kicks Painkiller. Rasputin Ito chops Painkiller. Rasputin Ito drives a Discus lariat into Painkiller. Rasputin Ito locks Painkiller in the Dragon Sleeper!!! Painkiller is valiantly trying to break the hold. His arms and legs thrashing about as the air in his lungs dissipate!!! Ken Peterson checks Painkiller's arm. He lifts it... and it falls!!! She lifts it... and it falls!!! She lifts it... and it falls!!! Ken Peterson stops the match!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Painkiller has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – I can’t believe it!!! Just like that Ito made Painkiller go to sleep!!! We are less than a minute into this match and the Prophecy are already down a man!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – You can see the look of concern in Prophet’s eyes as Painkiller stumbles back up the ramp trying to get his shit together. The lack of oxygen to the brain fucked him all up.
[ The referee restarts the match and Insanity clotheslines Rasputin Ito. Insanity tags out to Prophet. Prophet hits Rasputin Ito with a mule kick to the balls. Rasputin Ito hits a gutbuster on Prophet. Rasputin Ito whips Prophet into the ropes and Prophet drives a spear into Rasputin Ito. Prophet attempts a spin kick, but Rasputin Ito ducks out of the way. Tank enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rasputin Ito and Tank hit Prophet with a double chop. Tank leaves the ring. Rasputin Ito gets a boot choke against the ropes on Prophet. Ken Peterson warns Rasputin Ito to let go but he refuses. Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...5 ...and Ken Peterson disqualifies Rasputin Ito!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Rasputin Ito has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – I have to believe that Ito didn’t take kindly to getting kicked in the balls. That sent the big Japanese superstar into a rage.
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Now we are back to even strength with each team having two men left!!! This is still anybody’s match. The next fall will really put the pressure on the team that only has one remaining superstar.
[ Shogun climbs into the ring and goes right after Prophet. Shinigami Shogun drives a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun hits a standing dropkick on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun hits a cradle suplex on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet drives a spear into Shinigami Shogun. Prophet tags out to Insanity. Insanity and Prophet whip Shinigami Shogun into the ropes and they hit Shinigami Shogun with a double elbowsmash. Prophet leaves the ring. Insanity whips Shinigami Shogun into the ropes, but Shinigami Shogun reverses it. Insanity drives a running knee strike into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity goes for a Curb Stomp, but Shinigami Shogun rolls out of the way. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Tank. Tank and Shinigami Shogun whip Insanity into the ropes and they attempt to hit Insanity with a double back body drop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Shinigami Shogun rolls out of the ring. Insanity runs into the ropes. Tank goes for a spear, but Insanity counters it with a kick to the head, but in turn, Tank counters it with a Muscle Buster, but Insanity counters it again with a sunset flip pin attempt. Insanity uses the ropes for leverage as he rolls Tank up for the ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tank kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Tank and Shogun need to play it smart now. They don’t want to be caught doing anything stupid and cost them another fall.
[ Insanity takes Tank down with a cradle suplex. Insanity whips Tank into the ropes and Tank comes off and hits Insanity with a running knee strike. Tank tags out to Shogun. Shogun goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Insanity reverses it. Insanity drives a football tackle into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity hits Shinigami Shogun. Shogun kicks Insanity. Shinigami Shogun punches Insanity. Shinigami Shogun hits a Muscle Buster on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun covers Insanity for the ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Insanity kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – These two men are going at it like two battle hardened warriors on the field of battle fighting to the death!!! It’s epic!!!
[ Shinigami Shogun tries an eye gouge, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity attempts a dropkick, but Shinigami Shogun steps out of the way. Shinigami Shogun goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Insanity counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Insanity locks Shinigami Shogun in a choke against the ropes. Insanity kicks Shinigami Shogun. Shinigami Shogun punches Insanity. Shinigami Shogun kicks Insanity. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Tank. Tank drives a fist to the midsection of Insanity. Tank runs into the ropes and Insanity hits Tank with a spin kick. Insanity sends Tank into the turnbuckle. Insanity runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tank moves out of the way and Insanity rams his shoulder into the steel ringpost. Tank goes for a backbreaker, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity whips Tank into the ropes, but Tank reverses it and hits Insanity with a pump kick. Tank is going for the cover as Ken Peterson the ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Insanity kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Insanity needs to make the tag to Prophet, even though I don’t think he wants anything to do with the United States Champion!!!
[ Tank hits a bodyslam on Insanity. Tank runs into the ropes and hits Insanity with a shoulderblock. Tank goes for an uppercut, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity hits Tank. Insanity goes for a football tackle, but Tank counters it with a kick to the head. Tank attempts a release German suplex, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity tags out to Prophet. Shinigami Shogun enters the ring, but gets cut off. Insanity drives a clothesline into Tank. Prophet attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Tank counters it with a bulldog. Insanity leaves the ring. Tank drives a fist to the midsection of Prophet. Tank whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet reverses it and hits Tank with a shoulderblock. Prophet uses an armbar takedown on Tank. Prophet tags out to Insanity. Insanity goes for a bodyslam, but Tank counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Shinigami Shogun enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Shinigami Shogun uses an armbar takedown on Insanity. Tank attempts a diving elbowsmash from the top rope, but Insanity counters it with an interceptor dropkick. Insanity is going for the cover as he pulls the tights for the ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tank kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Man that drop kick by Insanity caught Tank flush on the face!!! He’s going to tasting shoe leather for days!!!
[ Insanity goes for a DDT, but Tank counters it with a back body drop. Tank nails Insanity with a Shining Wizard. Tank goes for an eye gouge, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity drills an uppercut into Tank. Insanity tags out to Prophet. Shinigami Shogun enters the ring, but gets cut off. Prophet and Insanity whip Tank into the ropes and they hit Tank with a double kick to the midsection. Insanity leaves the ring. Prophet hits a tiger driver on Tank as the referee counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tank gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – Outstanding double team action by the Prophecy to keep Tank off his feet. If you can ground Tank, then you have a shot at beating him.
[ Prophet goes for the Prophecy (Scorpion Death Lock), but Tank kicks him off. Tank uses an armdrag takedown on Prophet. Tank goes for a bridging Exploder suplex, but Prophet counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Prophet hits a scissors kick on Tank. Prophet goes for an atomic drop, but Tank counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Tank attempts a guillotine choke, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet whips Tank into the ropes, but Tank reverses it. Tank drills an open hand chop onto Prophet. Tank drills a diving elbowsmash onto Prophet. Shinigami Shogun enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Shinigami Shogun nails Prophet with a Muscle Buster. Tank hits a top rope diving elbowsmash onto Prophet. Insanity enters the ring and lays out Shinigami Shogun. Insanity leaves the ring. Prophet goes for a neck-scissors, but Tank ducks out of the way. Tank attempts a guillotine choke, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet attempts a headbutt, but Tank blocks it. Tank goes for a football tackle, but Prophet counters it with a roundhouse kick. Prophet hits the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) on Tank. Prophet pulls the tights as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Tank has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – I cannot believe what I just saw!!! Prophet just eliminated Tank from this match when he hit the End of Days on him!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – Crazier shit has happened here in the Empire, but this has to rank right up there!!! It’s now two on one in favor of the Prophecy!!!
[ The referee restarts the match as Prophet goes for a neck-scissors, but Shinigami Shogun ducks out of the way. Shinigami Shogun hits him with a belly-to-back suplex, but Prophet pops right back up smiling at him. Prophet attempts a punch, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with an arm breaker. Shinigami Shogun goes for a DDT, but Prophet blocks it. Prophet attempts a tiger driver, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with a huricanrana. Shogun covers Prophet as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Prophet kicks out!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – A minute ago Prophet was on top of the world and now he’s looking up at the rafters wondering what the hell went wrong!!!
[ Shinigami Shogun drives a European uppercut into Prophet. Shinigami Shogun hits a gutbuster on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun runs into the ropes and goes for a spear, but Prophet steps out of the way. Prophet attempts a double arm DDT, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with a back body drop; but in turn, Prophet counters it with the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop). Prophet rolls Shogun up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shogun gets his shoulder up just in time!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – This match was a fraction of a second from being over after Prophet once again landed that End of Days finisher!!!
[ Prophet goes for a sidewalk slam, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with a Tornado DDT. Shinigami Shogun drives a clothesline into Prophet. Shinigami Shogun runs into the ropes. Shinigami Shogun nails Prophet with a Muscle Buster. Shinigami Shogun throws Prophet out of the ring. Shinigami Shogun hits a car crash cross body off the top turnbuckle onto Prophet. Shinigami Shogun hits the From Space (modified GTS with a Pele kick) on Prophet onto the concrete floor. Shinigami Shogun hits a splash onto Prophet. Shinigami Shogun drives a football tackle into Prophet. Shinigami Shogun nails a standing dropkick on Prophet. Shinigami Shogun rolls Prophet back into the ring. Shinigami Shogun drills a running knee strike into Prophet. Shinigami Shogun takes Prophet down with another From Space (modified GTS with a Pele kick) as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Prophet has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – The glass ceiling just got shattered as Shogun pinned the former World champion after two modified GTS’!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – We are now down to Shogun and Insanity!!! The next fall punches their team’s ticket to Stable Wars!!!
[ The referee restarts the match and they lock up. Shinigami Shogun goes for a bodyslam, but Insanity counters it with an elbowsmash to the face. Insanity drives an uppercut into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity runs into the ropes and Shinigami Shogun hits Insanity with a standing drop kick. Shinigami Shogun hits a hair pull slam on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun attempts a back elbow, but Insanity ducks out of the way. Insanity whips Shinigami Shogun into the turnbuckle. Insanity charges into the corner, but Shinigami Shogun lifts his leg booting him in the face. Shinigami Shogun throws Insanity out of the ring. Shinigami Shogun springboards onto him with a diving shoulderblock off the top rope. Shinigami Shogun hits a back elbow on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun goes for a DDT, but Insanity slams him into the steel ringpost. Insanity throws Shinigami Shogun back into the ring. Insanity hits a guillotine leg drop on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity rolls Shinigami Shogun up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Shogun gets his foot in the ropes!!! ]
Mike Godwinn – What a massive legdrop right across the back of Shogun’s neck!!! I thought he was knocked out cold!!!
[ Insanity hits a top rope missile dropkick on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity attempts a diving elbowsmash, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with an interceptor superkick. Shinigami Shogun drives a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun whips Insanity into the turnbuckle, but Insanity reverses it. Insanity delivers a dropkick to the knee of Shinigami Shogun. Insanity runs into the ropes and they each get hit with a double clothesline. Shinigami Shogun is the first to his feet and he drives a dropkick to the knee of Insanity. Shinigami Shogun throws Insanity into the ropes and Insanity comes back off and is met with a clothesline. Shinigami Shogun hits a bridging Exploder suplex on Insanity for the win as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Insanity kicks out!!! ]
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – These two men are pouring it on as they both know what’s at stake in this match.
[ Shinigami Shogun attempts a Muscle Buster, but Insanity blocks it. Insanity whips Shinigami Shogun into the ropes and hits Shinigami Shogun with a spinning heel kick. Insanity drives a spear into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity runs into the ropes and Shinigami Shogun drives a fist to the midsection of Insanity. Shinigami Shogun hits a standing dropkick on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun chops Insanity. Shinigami Shogun attempts a go-behind, but Insanity counters it with a mule kick. Insanity drives an uppercut into Shinigami Shogun. Insanity goes for a forearm choke, but Shinigami Shogun blocks it. Shinigami Shogun hits a bodyslam on Insanity. Shinigami Shogun runs into the ropes and goes for a running knee strike, but Insanity ducks out of the way. Insanity hits a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity attempts to place Shinigami Shogun on the turnbuckle, but Shinigami Shogun blocks it. Insanity hits a head smash into the turnbuckle on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity puts Shinigami Shogun in a guillotine choke but Shinigami Shogun quickly gets ahold of the ropes. Insanity runs into the ropes and goes for a football tackle, but Shinigami Shogun counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Insanity screams in pain as he inches his way towards the ropes and barely grabs them. Shinigami Shogun goes for a top rope diving elbow drop, but Insanity rolls out of the way. Insanity hits a basement dropkick to the head on Shinigami Shogun. Insanity sets Shogun up and hits him with the Shining (Vertical Suplex dropped into an Inverted DDT)!!! Insanity rolls Shogun up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – Shinigami Shogun has been eliminated!!!
Mike Godwinn – What an amazing match Pezzer!!! We now know that it will be Prophecy taking on the Edge Legacy in the semi-finals at Stable Wars!!! What a match that is going to be!!!
“The Living Legend” Pezzer – I have to be honest; I didn’t think these guys had it in them. The Prophecy really pulled off a great win tonight and I wonder how much this loss is going to effect Tank as he still has his United States Title match against Travis Blake.
“Party in the Back” JoJo Rodriguez – The winner of this match and advancing to Stable Wars, the Prophecy!!!
Mike Godwinn – Folks, it’s been a blast tonight. We will see you all Monday night on Adrenaline!!!