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Live from the sold-out Enterprise Center in St. Louis Missouri
Monday Night September 27th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening, folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Hi everyone and welcome to a jammed packed night of action. Five great matches that all lead up to our ten-man tag team match where title implications are on the line. If Tank’s team wins, then Chandler Hopkins will take on Diamond Dallas Page for the Television title... Yomi-no-Kuni will earn a shot at the World Tag Team titles against Legacy and most importantly Psycho Messiah will be able to get his hands on Shane McMahon inside a steel cage!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Huge title implications for Stable Wars and it all revolves around the main event tonight. But we also have Thunder Rosa back in action as she takes on Su Yim. For the past few weeks, we all watched as Thunder Rosa turned her back on all her fans and sided with the Cartel, reforming Twisted SisterZ.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We heard from Thunder Rosa and she is pretty pissed off that there is somewhat of a youth movement going on right now with Millie McKenzie and Kiera Hogan getting pushes for the Women’s World title while she believe the veterans of this company are being pushed to the back of the line. I’m not sure she’s right about that or if just maybe those young women are just that good.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will see how this all plays out because it was Su Tim that came to the aid of Maria Manic last week when Holidead and Thunder Rosa attacked her after their match. I’m sure that this match is some sort of payback for Holidead. We will also see the Women’s World Tag Team champions in action just seven days before their huge Fatal Four-way Ladder match against the Heartbreakers, Caged Heat and Twisted SisterZ!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Each of these teams have laid claim to the tag titles. The Twisted SisterZ said they never lost the titles. Caged Heat says they are owed a shot since they beat S.E.X. and the Heartbreakers claim that they are the true number one contenders!!! What choice did Gail have? This will settle the score one way or another!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will also see Courtney Cox in action tonight as she puts her undefeated streak on the line as she goes up against the former Women’s National Champion Solo Darling in what should be a great match.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Two more great young talents that both have World Champion written all over them. We are about to see just how good Courtney is as she goes up against a former champion.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And we open tonight’s show with the debut of the man named Ace Sky. I know very little about this young man, but what do you know Caristico? You have eyes and ears all over the Empire. What can you tell us?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This man is a thirty-eight-year-old high flyer hails from Houston Texas and he has a huge arsenal of aerial moves that will shock and awe the very loyal Empire fan base. I don’t think we have seen a guy like this in years. He’s going to bring a whole new level of excitement to the Empire. I just wonder if he can hand with the heavyweights at the top of the rankings. He is only billed at one hundred and sixty-five pounds and that will make him the lightest man on the singes roster.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Very true my friend, but some of the very best in the Empire right now aren’t much heavier. We have stars like Godzilla and Travis Blake that are only five to ten pounds heavier and look how good they are doing against a much heavier roster. Folks, it’s time to go down to the ring and kick things off as Ace Sky goes one on one with the masked monster STIXX!!! Harvey, take it away buddy.
Ace Sky vs STIXX
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 235 lbs., he is… STIXX!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – STIXX walks into this match with a seventy-pound weight advantage. His six and eleven record ranks him in the fourth spot in the TV title rankings and a win tonight will leapfrog him into the number three spot over Boris Drago.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – STIXX is coming off of three straight losses, but this match is a very winnable match for the big man tonight. If he can just find a way to ground this high flyer, he will have neutralized Ace Sky’s offense.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 165 lbs, this is… Ace Sky!!!
[ The crowd pops as “Eye in the Sky” by Alan Parsons Project explodes across the arena as he walks down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This hot young free agent is the great unknown Caristico. His signing this week didn’t make that bombshell headlines like Travis Blake did, but something about this kid excites me. I think he’s destined for big things.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I love surprises Phil and I think that this kid is full of them. Mark and his staff wouldn’t have signed this kid if he didn’t think that he couldn’t make an immediate impact to an already stacked roster. Let’s see what this kid has got.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. STIXX sends Sky into the ropes and hits a backbreaker on him. STIXX whips Ace Sky into the turnbuckle. STIXX drives a clothesline into Ace Sky. STIXX runs into the ropes and tries for a clothesline, but Ace Sky ducks under it and counters it with a crucifix pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and STIXX shoots his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s what we’re talking about. This kid’s speed is like greased lighting. STIXX swung for that clothesline and missed by a mile as Sky ducked under it and before you could blink, Ace rolled STIXX up!!! Wow, this kid’s fast!!!
[ Ace Sky nails STIXX with a springboard cutter. Ace Sky nails STIXX with a thrust kick to the head. Ace Sky hits a slingshot into a headscissors takedown on STIXX. Ace Sky drives a chop into STIXX. Ace Sky drives a back heel kick into STIXX. Ace Sky comes off the ropes and hits a flying Thesz Press on STIXX. Sky rolls STIXX up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and STIXX powers out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Ace has got STIXX reeling right now as he’s hitting him from every angle. STIXX blinks and this kids already hit two more moves!!!
[ Ace Sky hits a top rope twisting diving cross body press onto STIXX hooking a leg as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s the type of aerial moves we have been told that he can pull off. This kid isn’t afraid to take to the sky Caristico!!!
[ Ace Sky hits a lung blower on STIXX. Ace Sky is going for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Nice lung blower by Ace Sky that drove all the air out of STIXX. You can see that STIXX is hurting right now. He barely got his shoulder up.
[ Ace Sky goes for a high knee, but STIXX ducks out of the way. STIXX runs into the ropes and hits Ace Sky with a shoulderblock. STIXX whips Ace Sky into the ropes, but Ace Sky comes off and drives his own clothesline into STIXX. Ace Sky goes for a slingshot into a headscissors takedown, but STIXX throws him off. STIXX uses a hair pull slam on Ace Sky. STIXX whips Ace Sky into the ropes, but Ace Sky comes off and hits STIXX with a pump kick. STIXX is on his knees and Ace Sky drives a soccer kick into STIXX’s head. Ace Sky hits an enzuigiri on STIXX. Ace Sky tries to send STIXX into the turnbuckle, but STIXX reverses it. STIXX charges into the corner and misses with an elbow, but Ace Sky counters it with another crucifix pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can see STIXX is breathing hard right now as he’s doing everything he can to keep up with this rabbit.
[ Ace Sky comes off the ropes and hits a flipping DDT on STIXX. Ace Sky nails a springboard cutter on STIXX. Ace Sky climbs to the top turnbuckle, but STIXX throws him to the mat. STIXX attempts a Discus Punch, but Ace Sky ducks out of the way and STIXX crashes into the turnbuckle. Ace Sky drives a corner forearm smash into STIXX. Ace Sky kicks STIXX. STIXX kicks Ace Sky. Ace Sky kicks STIXX. Ace Sky hits STIXX. Ace Sky nails a dropkick into STIXX. Ace Sky hits the ropes and drives a knee to the back of STIXX. Ace Sky drives a thrust kick into the head of STIXX. Ace Sky hits an Asai moonsault into an inverted DDT on STIXX. Ace rolls STIXX up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Ace Sky has been in total control of this match right from the offset. STIXX has yet to get a pin attempt in tonight!!!
[ Ace Sky drops an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle onto STIXX. Again, Ace rolls STIXX up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – STIXX needs to find a way to slow this match down. Maybe he needs to take ten and get out of the ring and get his head back on straight because whatever he thought he had planned tonight, it aint working.
[ STIXX rolls out to the ring apron, but Ace nails him with spin kick. Ace Sky grabs him and pulls him between the ropes and nails STIXX with a rope hung piledriver onto his head. Ace rolls STIXX up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Ace had STIXX’s feet hung up in the ropes and drove his big head right into the mat with that piledriver. You can’t tell me that didn’t hurt him.
[ STIXX staggers to his feet as Ace climbs to the top rope and goes for a twisting diving cross body press, but STIXX catches him and counters it with the STIXX Shift Driver (Full Nelson Snap Suplex)!!! STIXX goes for the pin on Ace as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s the risk Ace takes every time he goes to the top rope. You live by the sword and you die by the sword Caristico.
[ STIXX complains to the referee about a slow count. STIXX punches Ace Sky. STIXX chops Ace Sky. Ace Sky punches STIXX. STIXX punches Ace Sky. STIXX drives a European uppercut into Ace Sky. STIXX hits an atomic drop on Ace Sky. STIXX uses a facerake on Ace Sky. STIXX uses an eye gouge on Ace Sky. STIXX hits a release belly-to-back suplex on Ace Sky. STIXX drives an uppercut into Ace Sky. STIXX hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Ace Sky. STIXX rolls up Ace Sky as he uses the ropes for leverage pushing off with his feet and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and the referee he sees it and stops the count pointing at STIXX’s feet. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Thank God the referee saw STIXX’s feet on the ropes because Ace was a split second away from being delt his first loss here in the Empire.
[ Todd Sinclair threatens STIXX with a disqualification if he does that again. STIXX punches Ace Sky. STIXX chops Ace Sky. STIXX hits a waistlock takedown on Ace Sky. STIXX nails a belly-to-belly suplex on Ace Sky. STIXX whips Ace Sky into the ropes and hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Ace Sky. STIXX gets an illegal boot choke in on Ace Sky in the corner as Todd Sinclair warns him to let go!!! Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ... 4 ½ ...and STIXX let’s Ace go as he gets right in the referee’s face showing his frustration. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The referee is running for his life right now as STIXX is one pissed off individual. Ace Sky really got under STIXX’s skin!!!
[ STIXX whips Ace Sky into the ropes and Ace comes off hitting a basement drop kick to STIXX’s knees dropping the big man to the mat. Ace Sky climbs to the top rope and hits the Galaxy Leap (Shooting Star Press) onto STIXX!!! Ace rolls STIXX up hooking both legs as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:07:31
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Ace Sky!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a fantastic win for this young man tonight. STIXX was a great measuring stick for this young man as he moves forward up the rankings.
[ Just then, right in the middle of Ace’s first win celebration; the crowd pops as Marc Fulton’s music hits and video package plays on the videotron. Marc Fulton storms down to the ring with a bound and determined look on his face as he takes one step up and onto the ring apron and then another to step over the top rope. ]
[ Ace stands in the center of the ring just watching as Fulton asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. Fulton turns back and walks right over to Ace and gets right in his face... ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This doesn’t look good for Ace Sky as Fulton towers over him by nearly a foot and out weighs him by over one hundred and fifty pounds!!! That’s nearly two Ace Sky’s!!!
[ The crowd starts a chant... ]
The sold-out crowd – “Fuck him up!!! Fuck him up!!! Fuck him up!!!”
[ Fulton raises his hand calming the sold-out crowd down and then points at Ace Sky... ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – Consider this your one free pass because there won’t be another. Get your ass out of my ring. I got business to attend to.
[ Ace smiles as he raises his hands in their not wanting a fight with him. Ace climbs through the ropes and slowly makes his way up the ramp as he high fives his fans. ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – Tito Escobar, you’re know for many things here in the Empire; but I never thought being a little bitch was one of them.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Oh Boy, it’s never a good idea to start any conversation off with calling someone a little bitch!!!
[ Fulton points at the stitches above his right eye... ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – You and your little snakes thought it was smart to attack me from behind while I was being interviewed backstage. You thought it was smart to bust me open?! To give me eight fucking stitches?! Tito, get your ass out here so we can finish this, just you and me!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena and Tito Escobar struts out on stage dressed in a suit not looking very ready for action and he slowly makes his way down the ramp. ]
[ Tito stops as he passes Ace Sky and snickers at the young man as he eyes him up and down getting a measure of him. Tito opens his arms at Ace showing he isn’t going to attack him and let’s the new high flyer walk past him. ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – That’s right bitch... don’t worry about him... worry about what I’m about to do to you!!!
[ Fulton slams the mic to the mat and motions for Tito to get his ass in the ring. Tito smiles as he takes a step or two up the ring steps when from behind Los Vipers rush into the ring and attack Fulton again taking the big man to his knees!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Again Los Vipers are too much for Fulton to handle as the numbers game get the better of him!!!
[ Tito enters the ring very slowly as he watches blood pour down the face of Fulton as the stitches above his right eye are torn open. Halfway up the ramp, Ace Sky stops and looks back over his shoulder at Fulton and shakes his head, putting his hands on his hips thinking long and hard about what he is about to do. Los Vipers hold Fulton down as Tito bends down getting in Fulton’s face. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – You clearly have no clue who or what you are dealing with... what you are dealing with. We are the Cartel!!! We run the Bingo!!!
[ Tito barks orders at Los Vipers... ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Finish him!!!
[ Los Vipers beat the shit out of Fulton as blood flows freely from the open gash above his eye. Ace Sky can’t hold back as he rushes the ring and jumps up onto the ring apron. Los Vipers see him and rush the ropes. Ace Sky springboards off the ropes and hits Los Vipers with an amazing double drop kick!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Ace Sky couldn’t stand by any longer and watch Fulton get beat down like this. He just took out both Santos and Pedro with that amazing springboard dropkick off the top rope that laid out both men!!!
[ Los Vipers along with Tito roll out of the ring and head for the stage as Ace helps the bloody Fulton get to his feet. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Ace Sky did the honorable thing by coming to Fulton’s aid tonight, but I have to ask... does he have any clue what he’s dealing with when it comes to Tito Escobar and his pack of wild dogs in the Cartel?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Cartel is one problem, but I’m more worried about Fulton. Can the big man be trusted? He did turn on his former tag team partner Steve Scott and they have yet to mend the fences between them. I would hate to see this new kid think he’s helping think he’s trying to help Fulton out only to get attacked by that very same man.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Can anyone really be trusted Caristico? Look how far Diamond Dallas Page has fallen. Folks, we need to go to the back where the former World Heavyweight Champion Prophet and his Zealots are standing by with Maxwell Shaw. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing nervously around the Zealots and the former World Heavyweight Champion Prophet. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Gentlemen, this past Thursday night on Afterburn we all watched as the three of you defeated Tank and Yomi-no-Kuni to advance to the semi-finals of the Six-man World Tag Team tournament to take on Godzilla Sanchez and Edge Legacy. Your thoughts?
“The Modern-Day Messiah” “The Chosen One” Prophet – My thoughts... the first thing that comes to mind my dear Maxwell is why? Why did we have to go through all this in the first place. I am the Chosen One!!! I am the Modern-Day Messiah!!! I am the man that brought the Empire from the ashes recreated it in our creator’s vision!!! We should have been given a pass right to the finals!!! All this pomp and circumstance is insulting!!!
Maxwell Shaw – Even so, you still have to take on Godzilla and...
[ Prophet waves his hand in Maxwell’s face and nods to Insanity... ]
Insanity – Godzilla, the resident clown of the Empire!!! Boy, you act like you been dropped on your head too many damn times... but I look at you and I can see right through your ass. You’re not so dumb, are you? You’re just playing your part of the court jester until the time’s right and you can pounce on what you want. Come Stable Wars, I am going to expose you to the fraud that you are.
[ Painkiller steps up... ]
Painkiller – Maverick... or should I call you T.J.? Boy, when we are done with you, you’re going to wish you stayed a pilot son. This business isn’t for everyone son and it sure as hell aint for you. You think you can just walk into the Empire... our Empire and walk in your uncle’s footsteps and think you’re going to be handed title shots? Those six-man tag team titles are ours boy and there aint nothing you and your band of misfit toys can do to stop us!!!
[ Prophet smiles as he opens his arms wide and looks into the camera... ]
“The Modern-Day Messiah” “The Chosen One” Prophet – Conner!!! The son of “The Ring General”. Now, aint that a bitch. Talk about huge shoes to fill. No pressure at all right? Daddy’s little boy walks back into the Empire and right away he’s given the golden ticket. Well, the ride on this marry-go-round is coming to an end at Stable Wars. We are going to end you kids and take what is ours and then I am going to get back my World Heavyweight Championship. The future of the Empires begins and ends with us!!! You are looking at the future of the Empire. Join us... or bow to us... either way we rule this business!!!
[ The show cuts back to Caristico and Phillip at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Strong words by the Prophecy just seven days until Stable Wars.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These guys mean business and I gotta tell you, I’m not sure that Edge Legacy has what it takes to stop them after what they did to Tank and Yomi-no-Kuni.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It’s time for our next match of the night and it features two of the hottest ladies in the Women’s division as the former Women’s National Champion Solo Darling takes on the undefeated Courtney Cox in singles action!!!
Solo Darling vs Courtney Cox
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 110 lbs, this is Courtney Cox!!!
[ The fans cheer Courtney Cox on as “Make me smile” by Louise Dowd & Jason Tarver rocks the arena and she makes her way down to the ring with a big smile on her face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Courtney comes into this match with an undefeated two and oh record and she is ranked third for the Women’s World title. A win over Solo tonight would earn her a future title shot.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s be honest Phillip, she may be undefeated but who ahs she really beaten to get to that point? Gabby and Aoife don’t exactly match up to people like Millie, Kiera or even Solo.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent!! Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by her manager Reverend Azazel, she weighs in at 122 lbs., she is… Solo Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts booing as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Solo walks out on stage with her manager Reverend Azazel. Together they make their way down to the ring where she climbs in with a serious and determined look on her face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here is the former Women’s National Champion. She comes into this match with a seven and seven record and currently sits in the number four spot right behind Courtney and a win tonight will flip flop them in the rankings.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can’t tell me that Courtney doesn’t have butterflies in her belly right now as she looks across the ring at the very confident Solo Darling with Reverend Azazel in her corner.
[ The bell rings and Solo Darling goes right at Courtney and hits her with a bulldog. Solo Darling hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling attempts an Asai moonsault, but Courtney Cox counters it with an interceptor superkick. Courtney Cox attempts a side headlock takedown, but Solo Darling throws her off. Solo Darling runs into the ropes and attempts a lariat, but Courtney Cox blocks it. Courtney Cox drives a forearm to the back of Solo Darling. Courtney Cox drives a chop into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox drives a fist to the midsection of Solo Darling. Courtney Cox hits a diving Meteora onto Solo Darling. Courtney rolls Solo up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo Darling kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – solo opened the match off like a house on fire, but Courtney quickly turned the tables on her and now she finds herself in control of the match!!!
[ Courtney Cox goes for a back elbow, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Courtney Cox counters it with a spinning headscissors into a cradle pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo Darling kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Beautiful spinning headscissors by Courtney that led to that pin attempt. Things are not going as planned for Solo right now.
[ Courtney Cox drives a spear into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox goes for an inverted swinging DDT, but Solo Darling counters it with the Iconoclasm. Solo rolls Courtney up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That is a brand-new move by Solo that we haven’t seen her use before!!! I’m sure Courtney didn’t have that one scouted!!!
[ Solo Darling throws Courtney Cox out of the ring and rolls out under the bottom rope after her. ...1 ...Solo Darling slams Courtney Cox into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Solo Darling rolls Courtney Cox back into the ring. Solo Darling runs into the ropes and Courtney hits Solo Darling with a massive clothesline that spins Solo inside out. Courtney Cox is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a clothesline by Courtney that twisted Solo completely inside out!!!
[ Courtney Cox whips Solo Darling into the ropes and Solo Darling hits a springboard spear into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling drives a lariat into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling nails Courtney Cox with a spinning backbreaker. Solo Darling covers Courtney Cox as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Solo is smiling as she taps her head telling the Empire fans that she’s smarter than Courtney.
[ Solo Darling goes for a monkey flip, but Courtney Cox blocks it and she runs into the ropes but Solo Darling hits Courtney Cox with a huge clothesline. Solo Darling hits an elbowdrop onto Courtney Cox. Solo Darling drives a superkick into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling hits the 6-1-9 on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling runs into the ropes and hits Courtney Cox with a spinning heel kick. Solo Darling climbs to the top rope and hits an elbowdrop down onto Courtney Cox. Solo Darling is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Solo has Courtney reeling right now. this is what I was afraid of. I think Courtney is going to be good, but she’s just not good enough yet.
[ Solo Darling drops an elbowdrop onto Courtney Cox. Solo Darling drives a high knee into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling hits a rolling cutter on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling runs into the ropes and hits Courtney Cox with a clothesline that sends Courtney Cox tumbling out of the ring. Solo Darling jumps onto her with an apron diving shooting star press. ...1 ...Solo Darling nails Courtney Cox with a sling blade. ...2 ...Solo Darling rams Courtney Cox into the steel ringsteps. ...3 ...Reverend Azazel comes from behind and distracts Courtney Cox. ...4 ...Solo Darling goes for the Tail Spin (a fisherman’s neck-breaker), but Courtney Cox counters it with an armdrag takedown. ...5 ...Courtney Cox hits a chop on Solo Darling. ...6 ...Courtney Cox throws Solo Darling back into the ring. Courtney Cox whips Solo Darling into the ropes and hits Courtney Cox with a clothesline. Solo Darling hits a standing dropkick on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling drives a high knee into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling locks Courtney Cox in an arm grapevine submission. Courtney Cox is struggling to reach the ropes. Courtney Cox finally gets ahold of the ropes. Solo Darling drives a corner forearm smash into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling uses a legsweep takedown Courtney Cox. Solo Darling goes for a sleeperhold, but Courtney Cox counters it with a jawbreaker. Courtney Cox drives a corner forearm smash into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox drives a fist to the midsection of Solo Darling. Courtney Cox runs into the ropes but Solo Darling hits Courtney Cox with a kick to the midsection. Solo Darling climbs to the top rope and hits a Phoenix Splash onto Courtney Cox. Solo rolls Courtney up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Both of these women are giving one hundred percent tonight as they each know what’s on the line... a future title shot for one of them.
[ Solo Darling hits the 6-1-9 on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling attempts a springboard armdrag, but Courtney Cox steps out of the way. Courtney Cox drives a back heel kick into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox goes for a bulldog, but Solo Darling counters it with a Fujiwara armbar submission. Courtney Cox is struggling to reach the ropes. Joey Jiles asks Courtney Cox if she wants to quit. Courtney Cox nods no way and gets to the ropes. Solo Darling has no choice to let her go. Solo Darling goes for a superkick, but Courtney Cox counters it with a legsweep takedown. Courtney Cox is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Solo went for the finish to the match with that superkick, but Courtney managed to counter it into a pin attempt. It just goes to show how well Courtney did her homework coming into this match.
[ Courtney Cox hits a high-speed sunset flip on Solo Darling going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo get her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Courtney saw the opening and she was smart enough to take it with that sunset flip into a pin attempt. It just shows the maturity in her training.
[ Courtney Cox drives repeated mounted punches into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox forcefully covers Solo Darling hooking both legs as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can start to see the frustration and anger building inside of Courtney and it shows with the way she just beat down Solo with that ass whooping and the way she rolled her up. This aint ballet people, but Courtney is starting to lose her shit.
[ Courtney Cox goes for a standing axe kick, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling punches Courtney Cox. Solo Darling kicks Courtney Cox in the gut and hits the Tail Spin (a fisherman’s swinging neck-breaker) on Courtney!!! Solo Darling goes for the pin as she pulls Courtney’s tights for extra leverage and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:09:02
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Solo Darling!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Great win tonight for Solo over a ranked opponent, and I know Courtney has to feel bad about this loss; but she needs to go back and watch the tape and learn from her mistakes.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Courtney has a world of potential, but here in the Empire sometimes potential just aint enough.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, for the past few weeks the Twisted SisterZ have made a huge impact since reforming and nobody has felt the brunt of that more than Maria Manic and Su Yim have. Let’s go to the back where Su Yim is standing by with Maxwell Shaw.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a very determined looking Su Yim. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Su Yim, last week during an interview with Cindy Meyers; Maria Manic made it pretty clear that she doesn’t need your help when it comes dealing with Twisted SisterZ. She even went as far as saying that she doesn’t like you.
“The Warrior” Su Yim – Listen, I don’t care if she likes me or not. I would have done it for anyone. What’s right is right... and what’s wrong is wrong.
Maxwell Shaw – After everything that Maria said, she still came out with you to help Malia Hosaka when Twisted SisterZ attacked her after the match. I am confused. Why is that?
“The Warrior” Su Yim – It’s simple. Right place at the right time. We were backstage trying to sort this shit out when it all went down in the ring. It was just natural that we would come out together to stop it.
Maxwell Shaw – We also watched as the Mean Girls interjected themselves at the end of your interview. What are your thoughts on them?
“The Warrior” Su Yim – They remind me of those cheerleaders back in high school that thought their shit didn’t stink...
[ Su Yim looks dead in the camera... ]
“The Warrior” Su Yim – ...until someone stepped up and busted them in the mouth. Cassie, Jessica... keep running you mouths and Maria Manic won’t be the only person you have to worry about.
[ Su Yim walks off the set as the show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the broadcast table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It sounds to me like Su Yim is trying to do the right thing, but the problem is the Twisted SisterZ has the numbers game advantage. At some point, like her or not; Maria Manic is going to have to accept the help Su Yim is offering.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This fight is far from over and Maria Manic better smarten up and accept the help she’s been offered. If not, this little war between herself and the Twisted SisterZ is going to be short lived.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for women’s tag team action as the Women’s World Tag Team Champions S.E.X. are in action against the hot new team in Blue Nation. Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions!!!
S.E.X. vs Blue Nation
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 283 lbs, they are the reigning Women’s World Tag Team Champions; Katie Forbes and Spice, this is… S.E.X.!!!
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the two women walk down to the ring hand in hand. They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It’s amazing how far these two women have come over these past few months. Both were brought in by former superstar Joey Ryan. Both are porn stars on the side, but look at them now as they are at the top of the Women’s Tag Team Division and now hold the World titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If anyone would have bet me that this was going to happen six months ago, I would have bet every penny I had that they were full of shit. Unfortunately, I would be homeless and living on the street because nobody would have predicted this. Good for them.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents!!! Making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 280 lbs, Charli Evans and Jessica Troy; they are... Blue Nation!!!
[ The crowd goes wild as "Live in Dread, Girl" by Ghosts of Sadako rocks the arena and Charli walks out with her new tag team partner Jessica Troy. They high five each other and then rush the ring, diving under the bottom rope and sliding to the center of the ring where they pose for the fans!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a debut for Blue Nation last week as they defeated the Mean Girls. It’s a tough thing to follow up what Charli Evans did with Medusa Complex, but they are off to a great start.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These two women showed a ton of potential last week, but tonight’s match will show everyone where they stand within the division. Just imagine how much this is going to shake up the title picture if Blue Nation beats S.E.X. tonight.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Spice sends Evans into the ropes and hits a spinning backbreaker on Charli Evans. Spice attempts a Texas Cloverleaf, but Charli Evans kicks her off. Charli Evans hits a bulldog on Spice. Charli Evans tries for a monkey flip, but Spice blocks it. Spice hits a ripcord cutter on Charli Evans. Spice chops Charli Evans. Charli Evans hits Spice. Charli Evans punches Spice. Spice chops Charli Evans. Spice punches Charli Evans. Spice hits a dropkick from the second rope on Charli Evans. Katie Forbes enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jessica Troy enters the ring, but gets cut off. Spice and Katie Forbes hit Charli Evans with a double 6-1-9. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice runs into the ropes, but Charli Evans hits Spice with an elbow. Charli Evans tags out to Jessica Troy. Jessica Troy and Charli Evans whip Spice into the ropes and they hit Spice with a double clothesline. Katie Forbes enters the ring and lays out Charli Evans. Spice and Katie Forbes whip Jessica Troy into the ropes and they hit Jessica Troy with a double kick to the midsection. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice whips Jessica Troy into the ropes and drives a high knee into Jessica Troy. Spice hits a Meteora on Jessica Troy. Spice rolls Jessica up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jessica kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Right out of the gate both teams are going right at each other. It’s almost like we are seeing Medusa Complex taking on S.E.X. for the Women’s Tag Titles all over again!!!
[ Spice tags out to Katie Forbes. Charli Evans enters the ring, but gets cut off. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Jessica Troy into the ropes and they attempt to hit Jessica Troy with a double kick to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline. Spice leaves the ring. Jessica Troy attempts a dropkick, but Katie Forbes steps out of the way. Katie Forbes hits a corkscrew legdrop on Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes goes for Bronco Buster, but Jessica Troy gets her feet up. Jessica Troy tags out to Charli Evans. Jessica Troy hits a backbreaker on Katie Forbes. Charli Evans hits a top rope diving elbowdrop onto Katie Forbes. Jessica Troy leaves the ring. Charli Evans nails Katie Forbes with a Phoenix Splash.
Charli rolls Katie up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Katie kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It’s early on but both teams are swinging like two heavyweights out there not backing down at all. What a match!!!
[ Charli Evans tags out to Jessica Troy. Spice enters the ring and throws Charli Evans out of the ring. Katie Forbes and Spice hit Jessica Troy with a double 6-1-9. Spice leaves the ring. Katie Forbes goes for a lariat, but Jessica Troy counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. Jessica Troy hits a backbreaker on Katie Forbes. Jessica Troy runs into the ropes, but Katie Forbes drives a roundhouse kick into Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes tags out to Spice. Spice and Katie Forbes hit Jessica Troy with a double chop. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice whips Jessica Troy into the ropes, but Jessica Troy runs up the ropes and hits an Asai moonsault into an inverted DDT on Spice!!! The crowd pops as Jessica Troy rolls Spice up and Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Spice kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an incredible moonsault by Jessica Troy as she scaled the ropes like spiderman and hit a moonsault DDT on Spice!!! Spice had no clue that was coming!!!
[ Jessica Troy tags out to Charli Evans. Charli Evans hits a bulldog on Spice. Charli Evans goes for a huracanrana from the second rope, but Spice counters it with a it-out power bomb!!! Spice uses the ropes for leverage as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Charli Evans gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man Charli Evans had the match well in hand but she telegraphed that huracanrana and it gave Spice time to counter it into a sit-out powerbomb!!!
[ Spice drives a superkick into Charli Evans jaw. Spice covers Charli Evans as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Spice kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man that superkick could have shattered Charli’s jaw!!! What a sickening sound when it connected!!!
[ Spice tries for a dropkick to the knee, but Charli Evans steps out of the way and Spice kicks Yali Sapphire by accident. Charli Evans locks Spice in a sleeperhold. Spice is frantically tapping out... but there is no referee in the ring!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Spice is tapping out!!! This match is over!!! Where the hell is the referee?
[ Joey Jiles comes running down to the ring to take over as referee as Spice manages to grab the ropes. Charli Evans punches Spice. Charli Evans chops Spice. Charli Evans runs into the ropes and Spice nails Charli Evans with a bulldog. Spice goes for a clothesline, but Charli Evans counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Charli Evans hits a standing dropkick into Spice. Charli Evans hits a top rope elbowdrop onto Spice. Charli Evans goes for a chop, but Spice counters it with an armdrag takedown. Spice hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Charli Evans. Spice nails Charli Evans with a springboard spear and goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Charli kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Spice has been in the ring for a long time. I wonder if this was planned or if it’s just the way it’s worked out.
[ Spice nails Charli Evans with a lariat. Spice covers Charli Evans as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Charli Evans gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Charli is in rough shape as Spice has kept her isolated for a while now. She needs to tag out to Jessica for whatever that is worth.
[ Spice complains to the referee about a slow count. Spice tags out to Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Charli Evans into the ropes and they hit Charli Evans with a double elbowsmash. Spice leaves the ring. Katie Forbes nails Charli Evans with a rolling cutter. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and she hits Charli Evans with a back body drop. Katie Forbes uses a springboard armdrag on Charli Evans. Katie Forbes hits a ripcord cutter on Charli Evans. Katie Forbes runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Charli Evans. Katie Forbes sends Charli Evans into the turnbuckle. Katie Forbes runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Charli Evans lifts her knee and gets hit in the face. Charli Evans runs into the ropes and Katie Forbes hits Charli Evans with an elbow. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and hits Charli Evans with a shoulderblock. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and Charli Evans drives a lariat into Katie Forbes. Charli Evans delivers a roundhouse kick into Katie Forbes. Charli Evans attempts a bulldog, but Katie Forbes throws her off. Katie Forbes runs into the ropes and hits a lariat into Charli Evans. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Charli Evans. Spice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jessica Troy enters the ring, but gets cut off. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Charli Evans into the ropes and they hit Charli Evans with a double chop. Spice leaves the ring. Katie Forbes nails Charli Evans with a bulldog. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and she drives a chop into Charli Evans. Katie Forbes drives a European uppercut into Charli Evans. Katie Forbes delivers a standing dropkick into Charli Evans. Charli Evans springs to her feet and drives a lariat into Katie Forbes. Charli Evans tags out to Jessica Troy. Jessica Troy hits a running throwing Snake Eyes on Katie Forbes into the turnbuckle. Jessica Troy attempts a legdrop, but Katie Forbes rolls out of the way. Katie Forbes uses a legsweep takedown on Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes hits a top rope twisting moonsault onto Jessica Troy. Katie rolls Jessica up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jessica kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Katie looks stunned as she runs her hands through her hair nearly pulling it out!!! There’s no quit in either team!!!
[ Katie Forbes whips Jessica Troy into the ropes, but Jessica Troy reverses it and catches Katie Forbes in an abdominal stretch. Katie Forbes tries to escape the hold and makes it to the ropes. Jessica Troy chops Katie Forbes. Jessica Troy drives a European uppercut into Katie Forbes. Jessica Troy attempts a charging axhandle body-block, but Katie Forbes steps out of the way and Jessica Troy collides with Joey Jiles. Charli Evans enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Spice enters the ring and throws Charli Evans out of the ring. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Jessica Troy into the ropes and they hit Jessica Troy with a double kick to the midsection. Spice leaves the ring. Katie Forbes whips Jessica Troy into the ropes and she Katie Forbes hits Jessica Troy with a shoulderblock. Katie Forbes hits a standing moonsault on Jessica Troy and rolls her up but there is no referee to count. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – There’s no referee!!! We’ve gone through two referees’ so far!!! This is insane!!!
[ Head Referee Ken Peterson rushes down to the ring. Katie Forbes waits for Jessica to get up and drives a springboard spear into Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes tries for an Exploder suplex, but Jessica Troy counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Jessica Troy throws Katie Forbes over the top rope and to the floor. Jessica Troy dives through the ropes sending Katie crashing into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...Spice comes over to make it two-on-one. Katie Forbes and Spice hit Jessica Troy with a double suplex onto the announcer’s table. ...2 ...Katie Forbes goes for the Clapback (Snap Double Underhook DDT), but Jessica Troy counters it with a back body drop. ...3 ...Jessica Troy drivers a thrust kick to the head of Katie Forbes. ...4 ...Jessica Troy rams Katie Forbes into the steel ringsteps. ...5 ...Charli Evans comes over to make it two-on-one. Charli Evans drives a high knee into Katie Forbes. ...6 ...Jessica Troy hits a belly-to-back suplex on Katie Forbes into the ring apron. ...7 ...Spice comes over and lays out Charli Evans. ...8 ...Spice attempts a high knee, but Jessica Troy ducks out of the way and she rams her knee into the steel ringsteps. ...9 ...Katie Forbes and Jessica Troy roll back in under the bottom rope. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Both teams have taken a brutal beating tonight in and out of the ring. The sad truth is this match should have been over already when Spice tapped out earlier tonight.
[ Katie Forbes is the first to her feet as she hits a standing dropkick onto Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes whips Jessica Troy into the ropes and nails Jessica Troy pinning with a spinning backbreaker. Katie Forbes hits Jessica Troy with the Clapback (Snap Double Underhook DDT)!!! Katie Forbes goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Charli dives into the ring to try and save her tag team partner but Spice grabs her by her foot pulling her back ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:13:06
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, S.E.X.!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing match by both teams, but I have to tell you that Blue Nation got robbed tonight. They had Spice tapping out earlier in the match and there was no referee to see it. It’s a damn shame.
[ Katie kicks Jessica out of the ring where Charli tends to her. Katie asks for a mic and Harvey hands her one... ]
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Man I’m so hot and bothered it’s just like having a three way.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Now I have to try and get that visual out of my head.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Now, I someone needs to explain to me why we have to defend our Women’s World Tag Team titles against not one... not two... but three tag teams...
“A Slice of” Spice – In a Ladder Match...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – In a mother fucking ladder match. Now how is that? I look at the rest of the card and I don’t see anyone else taking on two or three other teams...
“A Slice of” Spice – I think Gail watched our movie and she knows we can handle more than one at a time.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Or maybe it’s because you fear us, Gail? Maybe it’s because you’re a little sexually repressed?
“A Slice of” Spice – What’s the matter Gail, haven’t got the high hard one in a while?
[ And Spice starts licking the mic like a dick... ]
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Sweetie, if you need to get laid; I got a twelve-inch strap-on in the back and I’ll take you to pound town all night...
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “Puppet on a String” rocks the arena and the General Manager of the Women’s Division Gail Kim walks out with a serious look on her face as she walks right to the ring and climbs in. ]
[ Spice and Katie whisper shit to each other as Gail walks right up to them... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies... and I use that term very loosly.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Wait, hold on... you’re going to tell us how sorry you are...
“A Slice of” Spice – And that booking us in a Fatal Four-way Ladder match at the pay per view was a huge mistake, right?
[ Gail smiles as she looks around the crowd that is cheering for her. ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Actually no. I’m proud of that match. I think it’s going to be the perfect way to see who exactly is the best Women’s World Tag Team in the Empire.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Wait... what?
“A Slice of” Spice – You were supposed to come out here and apologize!!! Where’s our apology?
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – The only thing I’m sorry for is not cutting your mics off sooner. Now get your asses out of my ring!!!
[ Katie and Spice try and say something, but their mics are dead and nobody can hear anything. Katie and Spice scream and stop like a couple of spoiled brats as the crowd laughs at them. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, Gail isn’t putting up with their shit anymore. I can’t wait to see how this ladder match turns out.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – S.E.X. is really going to have their hands full that night. Folks, let’s go to the back where Maxwell Shaw is standing by with the five men that are taking on Legacy tonight.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing alongside Tank, Chandler Hopkins, Psycho Messiah and Yomi-no-Kuni. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Gentlemen, you have a huge match ahead of you tonight in the main event. If you can find a way to defeat Shane McMahon and Team Legacy, then each of you will have earned a spot in this weekend’s Stable Wars pay per view. Tank, you are the only man in this group with a guaranteed title match no matter how tonight plays out. Does that effect the way you approach this match at all?
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Ring General” Tank Edge – Yeah, I’ve got my match against Travis Blake and I can’t wait to shut that little shit up because his mouth is writing checks that he can’t cash. Travis, you want my US title, then come and get it little man. There’s a pile of bodies lined up over the years of guys just like you that thought that they could do the same damn thing!!!
[ Maxwell turns to Chandler Hopkins... ]
Maxwell Shaw – Chandler, you won your number one Contendership match for the TV title, but yet Page keeps dodging you. If you win tonight, then you will finally get your hands on him and have earned your shot at the TV title.
“The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins – Page, you’re not the man I thought you were and you’re a shadow of the man you once were. What happened to you? Where’s the guy that carried this company on his back for years. The man that sold out arenas around the globe. Look into my eyes Page and know that it’s not going to give me any pleasure in crushing you!!!
[ Maxwell looks over at Psycho Messiah... ]
Maxwell Shaw – Psycho Messiah, out of all the men on this team; Shane McMahon has singled you out the most. In the past few weeks, you have single handedly took down not only Mike Thompson but Chris Simmons and DDP too.
Psycho Messiah – They were all cannon fodder to what I really want. Shane, you can run from me and you can hide behind the rest of Legacy buddies; but come Sunday night there will be no place to run and no place to hide inside that steel cage!!!
[ Maxwell turns to Yomi-no-Kuni... ]
Maxwell Shaw – Guys, tough loss last week when you lost your opportunity to advance in the World Six-man Tag Team Tournament against the Prophecy.
Rasputin Ito – Tough loss for us, but tonight we are going to grab the brass ring and earn our shot at Legacy and their World Tag Team titles.
Maxwell Shaw – Shogun, great match; but you came up just a bit short as Insanity hit you with his finisher the Shining. What would you tell your sister team led by Godzilla Legacy when it comes to the Prophecy?
Shinigami Shogun – Don’t let Insanity hit you with his finisher.
[ Tank chuckles knowing how serious a guy Shogun can be. Just then, Shogun stops dead in his tracks as he watches an older Japanese man with dark sunglasses on walk up to the group. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Ladies and gentlemen, the legendary Dick Togo!!!
[ He looks at Shogun, eyeing him up and down and then looks at Ito and eyes him up and down before looking at Tank. The two men never take their eyes off each other as he mutters to Yomi-no-Kuni... ]
“The Master of Wrestling” Dick Togo - Anata wa dōjō o hajimashita. Anata wa watashi o hajite imasu. (You have shamed the dojo. You have disgraced me.)
[ Togo walks off as Shogun and Ito bow to him as he passes by. Maxwell turns to Tank. ]
Maxwell Shaw – What did he say?
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Ring General” Tank Edge – He’s not happy... not happy at all.
[ Tank watches Togo walk away as the show cuts back to Caristico and Phillip ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a shocking surprise to see the legendary Dick Togo here in the Empire. If he’s here you know he’s here for a reason.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Dick Togo, also known as the Master of Wrestling has held countless titles over his thirty years in wrestling. What an honor it is to see him here in the Empire!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our next featured match as Su Yim takes on the newest member of the Cartel... Thunder Rosa!!! Let’s get right to the action.
Su Yim vs Thunder Rosa
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Holidead, she weighs in at 119 lbs, this is… “Unbreakable” Thunder Rosa!!!
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “Unstoppable" by KatDeluna rocks the arena and Thunder Rosa along with Holidead walk down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa has had a complete one eighty attitude change as of late and is now siding with her old tag team partner Holidead in the Cartel. She comes into this match with a three and five record and sits second in the Women’s National title rankings.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – With a win tonight over Su Yim, Thunder Rosa would move into a virtual tie with Shanna Furguson as the number one contender. So, this is a big match for Thunder Rosa if she wants a title shot.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent!!! Making her way to the ring weighing in at 115 lbs., this is… Su Yim!!!
[ The sold-out crowd cheer her as she walks out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Black Thunder” by the HU sends chills down everyone’s spines. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I just love this new look Su Yim has taken. She’s been doing pretty good for herself as of late with a five and eight record sitting in the number four spot for the Women’s National title.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim’s last match was for that Women’s National title a few weeks back where she lost a tough match to Amber Nova. Su Yim has all the pieces to the puzzle, but she just needs to put them all together.
[ The bell rings and Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and hits Su Yim with a pump kick. Thunder Rosa climbs to the top rope and nails Su Yim with an enzuigiri. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and hits Su Yim with a shoulderblock. Thunder Rosa locks Su Yim in an arm grapevine submission. Su Yim is valiantly trying to break the hold. Su Yim is inching her way towards the ropes and finally grabs them. Thunder Rosa drives a European uppercut into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a top rope diving elbowdrop onto Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits an enzuigiri on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa goes for an armdrag takedown, but Su Yim counters it with a spinning headscissors. Su Yim hits the 6-1-9 on Thunder Rosa. Su Yim hits a Tornado DDT on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and hits a ripcord cutter on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a bulldog. Thunder Rosa nails an elbowdrop on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa goes for a 6-1-9, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim hits a standing dropkick to the knee of Thunder Rosa. Su Yim drives a lariat into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim goes for an Asai moonsault, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa goes for a flying double foot stomp, but Su Yim rolls out of the way. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and drives a dropkick to the knee of Su Yim. Thunder Rosa drives a superkick into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a springboard spear. Thunder Rosa whips Su Yim into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Su Yim ducks under it and rolls Thunder Rosa up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can feel the hatred in the air between these two women tonight as they go back and forth like to heavyweight prize fighters!!!
[ Su Yim goes for a twisting somersault splash, but Thunder Rosa gets her knees up and hist her in the midsection. Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection of Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a springboard bulldog on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a Bronco Buster on Su Yim. Su Yim springs to her feet and takes Thunder Rosa down with an armdrag takedown. Su Yim kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa kicks Su Yim. Thunder Rosa punches Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a rolling cutter on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a Meteora on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa covers Su Yim as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Su Yim kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim went for that big splash and Thunder Rosa got her knees up which swung this match back in Rosa’s favor.
[ Thunder Rosa hits the Meteora on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa uses a corkscrew legdrop on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa drives a chop into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a springboard huracanrana from the second rope on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa delivers a roundhouse kick on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa whips Su Yim into the ropes and nails Su Yim with a high knee. Thunder Rosa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Su Yim gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The longer this match goes you get the distinct feeling that it’s moving in the favor of Thunder Rosa.
[ Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection of Su Yim. Thunder Rosa throws Su Yim into the turnbuckle, but Su Yim reverses it. Thunder Rosa comes back off the ropes and is met with an elbow. Su Yim nails Thunder Rosa with a high knee. Su Yim drives a clothesline into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim hits a standing moonsault on Thunder Rosa. Su Yim rolls Thunder Rosa up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim needs to keep pouring it on right now. She’s got Thunder Rosa reeling and she needs to find a way to take her out!!!
[ Su Yim drives a fist to the midsection of Thunder Rosa. Su Yim runs into the ropes and attempts a springboard spear, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a kneelift to the face. Thunder Rosa goes for a rolling cutter, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim attempts an armdrag takedown, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a Fujiwara armbar submission. Su Yim tries to escape the hold. Su Yim is struggling to reach the ropes. Su Yim tries to escape the hold. Su Yim manages to grab the ropes. Thunder Rosa locks on the Snake Sleeper (Dragon Sleeper) on Su Yim!!! Su Yim is valiantly trying to break the hold. Su Yim is writhing in pain. Ken Peterson checks Su Yim's arm. He lifts it... and it falls!!! He lifts it... and it falls!!!
He lifts it... and it stays up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa tried to finish Su Yim off with that Snake Sleeper of hers but there’s still life left in Su Yim!!!
[ Su Yim fights her way out of the hold by getting to the ropes. Su Yim drives a corner forearm smash into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim uses a Russian legsweep on Thunder Rosa. Su Yim attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a diving elbowdrop. Thunder Rosa puts Su Yim in an ankle lock, but Su Yim grabs the ropes. Thunder Rosa drives a superkick into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim is running out of steam as she barely had the energy to kick out of that superkick.
[ Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection of Su Yim. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a roundhouse kick. Thunder Rosa drives a European uppercut into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a top rope twisting moonsault. Thunder Rosa rolls Su Yim up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Things are quickly getting out of hand for Su Yim as Thunder Rosa is hitting her with everything in the playbook.
[ Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a top rope diving elbowdrop. Thunder Rosa drives a clothesline into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a monkey flip on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa goes for a standing dropkick, but Su Yim steps out of the way. Su Yim goes for a Slingblade, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa drives a European uppercut into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits an Asai moonsault on Su Yim and rolls her up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man things are getting pretty bad for Su Yim as she didn’t have the strength to kick out and all she could do was get her foot on the rope!!!
[ Thunder Rosa drives a chop into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and Su Yim catches Thunder Rosa in a sleeperhold but Thunder Rosa grabs the ropes. Su Yim chops Thunder Rosa. Su Yim hits Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa kicks Su Yim. Su Yim chops Thunder Rosa. Su Yim kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa punches Su Yim. Thunder Rosa kicks Su Yim. Su Yim kicks Thunder Rosa. Su Yim chops Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa punches Su Yim. Thunder Rosa whips Su Yim into the ropes, but Su Yim hits Thunder Rosa with a spin kick. Su Yim runs into the ropes and Thunder Rosa goes for a superkick, but Su Yim counters it with a legsweep takedown. Su Yim hits a standing moonsault on Thunder Rosa and hooks the leg as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Su Yim has found her second wind as she’s got Thunder Rosa on her heels!!!
[ Su Yim drives a superkick into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim runs into the ropes and Thunder Rosa hits Su Yim with a back body drop. Thunder Rosa again locks on the Snake Sleeper (Dragon Sleeper) on Su Yim!!! Su Yim is valiantly trying to break the hold and manages to reach the ropes. Su Yim goes for a jumping pump kick, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa goes for a lariat, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Su Yim runs into the ropes and hits Thunder Rosa with a kick. Su Yim goes for a slingshot, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa locks on the Snake Sleeper (Dragon Sleeper) on Su Yim for a third time and again Su Yim gets ahold of the ropes. Thunder Rosa uses an armdrag takedown on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a bulldog on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa attempts a Slingblade, but Su Yim steps out of the way. Su Yim hits a Phoenix Splash on Thunder Rosa. Su Yim rolls Thunder Rosa up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s the third time Thunder Rosa tried for that Snake Sleeper and the third time Su Yim managed to get to the ropes. This has to frustrate Thunder Rosa to no end!!!
[ Su Yim captures Thunder Rosa in an ankle lock. Thunder Rosa is valiantly trying to break the hold. Thunder Rosa tries to escape the hold and grabs the ropes. Thunder Rosa hits a side Russian legsweep on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Su Yim is grabbing the back of her neck. I have to wonder if this has anything to do with her recent neck injury at the hands of Solo Darling in that Buried Alive match!!!
[ Thunder Rosa whips Su Yim into the ropes and Su Yim drives a running knee into Thunder Rosa’s gut followed by a snap DDT. Su Yim rolls Thunder Rosa up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These women are having the fight of their careers tonight. Just when you think it could go one way, it swings right back the other way!!
[ Su Yim whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes and drives an open hand into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim attempts a roundhouse kick, but Thunder Rosa blocks it. Thunder Rosa hits a rolling cutter on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim barely is able to grab the bottom rope!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa looks like she can kill someone right now as we just passed the fifteen-minute mark.
[ Thunder Rosa hits a top rope elbowdrop onto Su Yim. Thunder Rosa sends Su Yim into the turnbuckle, but Su Yim reverses it. Su Yim charges into the corner, but Thunder Rosa lifts her leg and hits Su Yim in the face. Thunder Rosa hits Su Yim with the Fire Thunder Driver (Belly to belly reverse piledriver)!!! Thunder Rosa rolls Su Yim up pulling Su Yim’s tights as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:16:01
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Thunder Rosa!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa just stooped to a whole new low tonight as she cheated to win.
[ Holidead climbs into the ring and grabs Su Yim and drives her into the mat with the Darkness Falls (the Angels Wings)!!! Suddenly, Maria Manic rushes out from the back armed with a steel chair!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I thought she said she didn’t like Su Yim!!!
[ Holidead and Thunder Rosa roll out of the ring for safety as Maria checks on Su Yim. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can’t wait to see these four women go at it!!! It’s going to be a war out there in the ring, but right now let’s go to the back where Maxwell Shaw is standing by with Lady Edge.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a very serious Lady Edge. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Lady Edge, we all watched last Monday night on Adrenaline when you were drawn out to the ring by Travis Blake and some of the very unflattering things that he was saying about not just you but about your ex-husband Tank. Your thoughts?
Lady Edge – My thoughts?
[ And she smiles thinking about how to say this since children are watching. ]
Lady Edge – You know, I really thought that this thing between Amber and I would be just that. A one-off match between her and I to see who the better woman is. But now I can see that it’s not going to be that. I see that no matter what, the Bullet Club is always going to be there lurking in the shadows waiting to jump me whenever they get the chance. Well, that’s fine by me. Amber, you can bring the entire Bullet Club down to the ring with you at Stable Wars because it’s no going to change the outcome. I am going to walk into that ring, beat your ass from one ringpost to another and I am going to make you beg for mercy. And then when I’m satisfied, I’m going to finish you once and for all!!!
Maxwell Shaw – I need to ask you the most obvious question, last week Tank came down to the ring to help you and you pushed him away. Why was that?
[ Again she smirks. ]
Lady Edge – Tank and I... we haven’t talked in years... and now he wants to run down to the ring and play white knight and save me?
[ She looks right in the camera. ]
Lady Edge – Tank, honey; I don’t need your help. Next time you get that urge... call Samantha!!!
Maxwell Shaw – Obviously a jab at your ex-husband for cheating on you with Samantha Skylar. Uhm, changing topics, what are your future plans for after Stable Wars? Will we see you stick around and maybe become part of the active roster? Is there another title run left in you?
Lady Edge – So when Gail asked me to come back, I only signed a forty-day contract which is set to expire at midnight on October 7th after Afterburn. Now I would be lying to you if I told you that it hasn’t crossed my mind to extend that deal. To see if I do have another run left in me. But right now, I just want to stay focused on...
[ Lady Edge is interrupted as Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay of the Mean Girls walk onto the set interrupting her. ]
Jessica McKay – Oh my God, look at that hair!!! How utterly disgusting!!!
Cassie Lee – That color red make me want to throw up!!!
Jessica McKay – And look at all those tattoos!!! Who in their right mind would cover their body with disgusting pictures like that?
[ Lady Edge smiles as she turns away from Maxwell and looks right at them. ]
Lady Edge – This is called art.
Cassie Lee – It looks like something out of a children’s coloring book.
Jessica McKay – And all those piercings!!! God knows what else you have pierced!!!
Lady Edge – I’ve heard no complaints.
Cassie Lee – You need a date with the fashion police.
Jessica McKay – Nope, nothing’s saving her. She’s total trash...
[ And Lady Edge has heard enough as she pops Jessica in the mouth with a stiff punch and then drives her boot into Cassie’s gut with a spin kick. She then takes Cassie and rams her into the wall sending her to the floor. Jessica clubs Lady Edge from behind, but Lady Edge drives a stiff elbow into Jessica’s gut doubling her over and then hits a scissors kick right down across the back of her neck driving her to the floor next to Cassie. Both women moan and groan as Lady Edge storms off the set. The show cuts back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Someone needs to teach the Mean Girls some manners. They keep opening their mouths and it’s getting them in trouble.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If you’re going to talk shit about someone you better have the goods to back it up. Tonight, the Mean Girls wrote a check they couldn’t cash. Better think twice next time.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, not to take away from what we have seen tonight; but it’s time for our massive main event!!! Huge pay per view title implications are on the line as Tank’s team goes up against Go-D’s team!!! Let’s get right to the action!!!
In a Ten-man Tag Team match
Chandler Hopkins, Psycho Messiah and Sensha-gun vs Legacy, DDP, Go-D and Shane
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following ten-man tag team match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 756 lbs., the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge along with Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito, they are… Sensha-gun!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as the two Japanese superstars make their way down to the ring followed by the legend Tank Edge who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It was just a few nights ago that we watched these three men lose their six-man tag team title shots as they were defeated in an elimination match against the Prophecy. I have to wonder how losing that match is going to effect-them tonight as they all look down the barrel of the heavily favored Legacy team?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If I know Tank, he’s got his team all fired up. But what has me thinking is did Dick Togo get inside Ito and Shogun’s heads and the bigger question is, what the hell is Dick Togo even doing here?
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their tag team partner. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is “The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins!!!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts out on stage as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he walks down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Hopkins has been chasing Page and his TV title now since August fifth. That is close to two months DDP has been refusing to face him. Tonight, Hopkins could earn his shot at Page at the pay per view if his team can work together tonight and pick up the win.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We know that Hopkins has not been very happy with Prophet and the Zealots as of late even going as far as saying that he has felt abandoned by them after Prophet lost his world title to Go-D. The fractures within the Prophecy are showing right now and I have to believe that Hopkins is on his way out.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their final tag team partner. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 210 lbs, this is… Psycho Messiah!!!
[ The sold-out crowd roars out with a mixture of cheers and boos as Psycho Messiah walks down to the ring to “The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson. He climbs into the ring and poses on the second turnbuckle raising his arms overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This man has to be the ultimate wild card in this match. He’s shouldered the brunt of Shane McMahon’s wraith for some reason, but tonight he gets a chance to face Shane inside a steel cage if his team can win.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Psycho Messiah is the total package and I think Shane is afraid of him and that he’s a threat to Go-D’s title down the road. What better way to hold the kid back than to belittle him and force him down the rankings!!! I have to wonder if this kid will ever get another title shot as long as Shane’s around?
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 467 lbs., “The Messiah” Chris Simmons and “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson, they are the World Tag Team Champions... they are… Legacy!!!
[ “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as Empire Hall of Famers Crazy Man and the Messiah walk out on stage to the roar of the sold-out crowd!!! As one, they march down to the ring and climb in never taking their eyes off their opponents. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here come the World Tag Team Champions... minus their neck braces. If these guys lose tonight, they will have to face Ito and Shogun again at Stable Wars for their titles. If they win, the entire Tag Team title picture is up for grabs!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just throwing it out there, but I would have to think that if Ito and Shogun lose tonight then the title shot would go right to the Zealots who sit right behind them in the rankings. Not an easy task for Legacy one way or another.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their tag team partner. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 248 lbs.; he is the WWE Television Champion, this is... Diamond Dallas Page!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here is the Television champion Diamond Dallas Page. I have to tell you, seeing Page like this makes me sick to my stomach. This isn’t the man that I idolized back in the early Empire era that pretty much ruled this great company. Page has turned into a sick, twisted version of himself.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I guess what we have learned is that in the past twelve years or so we have all changed in one way or another. I’m not sure if we will ever find out why DDP has turned on his fans like this other than it’s to placate his ego and fill his bank account.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their final tag team partner. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 255 lbs., he is the World Heavyweight Champion; this is… Go-D!!!
[ “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as the Empire Hall of Famer Go-D walks out on stage to the roar of the sold-out crowd!!! He marches down to the ring never taking his eyes off of Prophet. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here comes the World Heavyweight Champion Go-D!!! It was at Lethal Lottery, that after his third attempt at defeating Prophet; that he finally brought the gold back to Legacy!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – As much as we want to bitch and complain that he got his shot at Lethal Lottery due to illegal circumstances, he did pin the then champion Prophet. As much as we hate it, he did do that for himself.
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “Here comes the Money!!!” rocks the arena and the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon struts out on stage to the roar of the crowd. ]
[ Shane Sits down at the announcers desk next to Caristico and puts on the headset with a cocky smile on his face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Wait a second!!! Why is Shane dressed in a suit? Why isn’t he in his ring gear? This is a ten-man tag match!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It looks like Shane’s heading our way so you can ask him yourself.
[ The crowd boos as Shane makes his way to the announcers table and sits down putting on his head set with a smile. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – How we doing tonight guys? Great show. Great show.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Shane, what are you doing? You’re supposed to be in this match with the rest of Legacy.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – What? You think I’m going to climb into that ring with those five A-holes and risk injury? No, no, no that aint happening. I’ve got the best seat in the house right here.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – So basically, you’ve left your team high and dry and have made this a handicap match?
[ Shane looks at Caristico awkwardly... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Is your mask too tight? Look at those four guys in the ring. Messiah, Crazy Man, Go-D and DDP... they are Legacy folks!!! They don’t need me out there slowing them down!!! We talked in the back and they told me to take the night off. They told me that they got this. That there’s no way in hell Tank and his idiots are going to beat them tonight.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And you expect us to believe that load of crap?
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – I don’t care what you believe, but if you still want to get paid; you’ll just sit there... shut your mouth... and do your job.
[ Thompson and Shogun start the match off as the bell rings and they lock up. Mike Thompson rakes Shinigami Shogun’s eyes blinding him and throws him out of the ring. Mike Thompson goes outside after him. ...1 ...Go-D comes from behind, but Shinigami Shogun nails Go-D with a spin kick to the gut. ...2 ...Mike Thompson hits a suplex on Shinigami Shogun sending him crashing to the cement floor. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Right off the bat Legacy is isolating Shogun trying to take him out of this match.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Man, that’s gotta hurt!!!
[ Go-D comes over to make it two-on-one. Go-D hits a powerslam on Shinigami Shogun. ...3 ...Mike Thompson nails Shinigami Shogun with a ring apron diving elbowsmash. ...4 ...Chandler Hopkins comes over, but gets cut off. Mike Thompson and Go-D hit Shinigami Shogun with a double chop. ...5 ...Chandler Hopkins gets back up and lays out Go-D with a running clothesline. ...6 ...Shinigami Shogun drives a back elbow into Mike Thompson. ...7 ...Shinigami Shogun launches Mike Thompson into the steel guardrail. ...8 ...Shinigami Shogun rolls into the ring breaking the count and then rolls right back out again. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Smart move by Shogun to get back in the ring to stop the count-out and then roll right back out again to keep control of what’s going on outside the ring.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Blah, blah, blah. Shogun got lucky. Another second or two and Yomi-no-Kuni along with Hopkins and Psycho Messiah would be watching the pay per view from home just like they deserve. These guys don’t deserve shit. The only reason Psycho Messiah was ever TV champ was because of me. I make careers here in the Empire and I can sure as hell break them. You remember that Phillip the next time you bad mouth Legacy!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins comes over to make it two-on-one. Shinigami Shogun and Chandler Hopkins hit Mike Thompson with a double clothesline. ...1 ...Shinigami Shogun sets up Mike Thompson on the steel ring steps and goes for the From Space (modified GTS with a Pele kick), but Mike Thompson floats over and DDT’s Shogun off the steel ring steps and onto the floor. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing counter by Crazy Man to float over and hit that DDT off the ring steps spiking Shogun’s head into the floor!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – That’s right baby!!! Who do you think you’re messing with? That’s one half of the World Tag Team Champions!!!
[ ...2 ...Mike Thompson rolls Shinigami Shogun back into the ring under the bottom rope. Mike Thompson goes for a Muscle Buster, but Shinigami Shogun blocks it. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins and Shinigami Shogun whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they attempt to hit Mike Thompson with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline taking both men down. Shinigami Shogun rolls out of the ring. Mike Thompson runs into the ropes and hits Chandler Hopkins with another clothesline that spins him inside out. Mike Thompson is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Hopkins kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a huge clothesline by Crazy Man to spin Hopkins right out of his boots!!! If we watch the replay, you can clearly see that he landed square on the back of his neck!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Come on ref!!! That was a slow count!!! No Christmas bonus for you... you idiot!!!
[ Mike Thompson drives a Discus lariat into Chandler Hopkins. Mike Thompson tags out to Go-D. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Now you’re going to see greatness in action!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now you’re sounding like Prophet!!!
[ Go-D and Mike Thompson whip Chandler Hopkins into the ropes and they hit Chandler Hopkins with a double elbowsmash. Mike Thompson leaves the ring. Go-D catches Chandler Hopkins in an arm grapevine submission but Hopkins is too close to the ropes and grabs them forcing Go-D to let go. Chandler Hopkins makes a diving tag out to Shinigami Shogun. Shinigami Shogun and Chandler Hopkins hit Go-D with a double backbreaker. Mike Thompson enters the ring, but gets cut off. Shinigami Shogun and Chandler Hopkins whip Go-D into the ropes and they hit Go-D with a double kick to the midsection. Chandler Hopkins drives a clothesline into Go-D. Shinigami Shogun climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Go-D throws him to the mat. Chandler Hopkins leaves the ring. Go-D catches Shinigami Shogun in a sleeperhold. Shinigami Shogun is struggling to reach the ropes and grabs them and Go-D lets go. Go-D tags out to Diamond Dallas Page. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems the champ has had enough of this match and he’s heading for the safty of the ring apron.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – He needs a breather you idiot!!! Things are fine!!! Page has got this!!! One Diamond Cutter and this match is over!!!
[ Tank enters the ring and throws Go-D out of the ring. Tank drives a Discus lariat into Diamond Dallas Page. Shinigami Shogun attempts a top rope diving elbowsmash, but Diamond Dallas Page counters it with a side slam. The referee forces Tank out of the ring. DDP makes the upside-down symbol of the Diamond Cutter at Tank (meaning pussy) and never sees Shinigami Shogun coming as he takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a release German suplex. Shinigami Shogun drives a Curb Stomp into Diamond Dallas Page. Shinigami Shogun stomps Diamond Dallas Page. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Tank and the crowd goes wild. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Shit’s about to get real now Shane as Tank is in the ring!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Watch your mouth!!! If the network fines us, it’s coming out of your ass!!!
[ Tank and Shinigami Shogun hit Diamond Dallas Page with a top rope double splash. Shinigami Shogun leaves the ring. Tank runs into the ropes but Page nails Tank with a back body drop. Diamond Dallas Page is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Another pathetically slow count!!! There’s going to be a meeting with the referees after tonight’s show to go over this crap!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The pace of the count seemed fine to me.
[ Page nails Tank with a hard lariat. Chris Simmons enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Diamond Dallas Page and Chris Simmons whip Tank into the ropes and they hit Tank with a double back body drop. Diamond Dallas Page and Chris Simmons whip Tank into the ropes and they hit Tank with a double fist to the midsection. Chris Simmons leaves the ring. Diamond Dallas Page goes for an Exploder suplex, but Tank counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of the head. Tank hits a cradle suplex into the corner on Diamond Dallas Page. Tank gets a boot choke on Diamond Dallas Page against the bottom turnbuckle as Todd Sinclair warns Tank to let go. Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Tank lets go just in time!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Ito was screaming at Tank from the ring apron to let go.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Goes to show you how dumb Tank is. He had to be told to let go? He almost cost them all title shots at the pay per view. This guy’s as dumb as a box of rocks!!!
[ Tank runs into the ropes and hits Diamond Dallas Page with a running knee strike. Chandler Hopkins enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chandler Hopkins drives a back heel kick into Diamond Dallas Page. Tank uses a backslide cradle pin on Diamond Dallas Page as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Page kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Page is in bad shape right now as he’s being manhandled by Tank. He’s in desperate need of a tag out!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Simmons is the freshest man!!! Tag out to Simmons!!! Make the tag damn-it!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins leaves the ring. Tank runs into the ropes going for a clothesline, but DDP ducks under it and hits the Diamond Cutter on Tank!!! Diamond Dallas Page goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tank drops his foot on the bottom ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Page snapped off the Diamond Cutter from out of nowhere!!! Like him or hate him right now, he hasn’t lost a step!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – And that’s why he’s part of Legacy!!! Tank had his shot at joining us, but he’s too damn dumb. That’s fine with us. We don’t need a has been like him anyway!!!
[ Diamond Dallas Page tags out to Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons and Diamond Dallas Page send Tank into the ropes and they hit Tank with a double chop. Chris Simmons and Diamond Dallas Page hit Tank with a double atomic drop. Diamond Dallas Page leaves the ring. Chris Simmons hits a backbreaker on Tank. Chris Simmons attempts a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Tank blocks it and Tank elbows Simmons in the face. Tank does a go-around and snaps off a release Snap Dragon suplex!!! Tank makes the hot tag to Ito who climbs to the top rope and hits a 450 splash onto Simmons for the win ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Simmons kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Have you changed your mind yet about helping your team out? I think they are getting their asses kicked out there.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – No, they are fine!!! This match isn’t over yet!!!
[ Ito drags Simmons to his feet and locks on the Dragon Sleeper!!! Simmons flails his arms wildly trying desperately to grab any part of the ropes that he can. Thompson rushes into the ring and chop blocks Ito’s right knee!!! Tank comes into the ring and attacks Crazy Man while Hopkins and Page go at it outside the ring!!! Ito makes the tag to Psycho Messiah when from behind Go-D grabs his feet and drops him to the floor. Go-D tries for a huge punch, but Psycho Messiah blocks it and blasts Go-D in the jaw dropping him like a ton of bricks!!! Psycho Messiah climbs back onto the ring apron as Simmons comes at him. Psycho Messiah drives his shoulder into Simmons doubling him over. Psycho Messiah springboards off the top rope and drives Simmons into the mat with a Canadian Destroyer!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a move by the big man!!! Simmons is out cold!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Shit, not this way!!! Not this way!!!
[ Psycho Messiah drags the limp body of Simmons up, points at Shane and then drives Simmons into the mat with the Dead at Dawn (Sit-out Reverse DVD)!!! Psycho Messiah rolls Simmons up for the ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tank Edge, Psycho Messiah, Chandler Hopkins and Yomi-no-Kuni!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a match we just witnessed!!! This has to go down as one of the best tag team matches of the year!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – And now the pay per view is complete!!! We now know that Diamond Dallas Page will defend his TV title against Chandler Hopkins and Legacy will defend their World Tag Team titles against Yomi-no-Kuni!!! But what I can’t wait for Shane is when you have to climb into that steel cage against Psycho Messiah!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Shut up!!! Just shut up the both of you!!! That aint going to happen!!! There’s no way in hell I’m going to get inside any cage with that animal!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, that’s all for tonight!!! I hope you enjoyed the show and we will see you right back here Thursday night on Afterburn!!!
Epilogue
[ Hours after the show goes off the air, the camera’s come back on and we see Salena walk into the Days Inn in downtown St. Louis. She is wearing a trench coat and has dark sunglasses on along with a black hat trying very hard to keep her identity a secret. She enters the elevator and hits the button for the fourth floor. The elevator jerks into motion and within seconds she arrives at her floor. The door slowly slides open, stuttering a few times due to the lack of maintenance. She steps out, being very careful due to her spike heels that she’s wearing. She pulls out her phone and swipes through a recent text. She looks up reading the door numbers until she finds the exact door that she is looking for... room 69. She removes her glove and knocks on the door. She can hear footsteps on the other side and the door unlocks and slowly opens to reveal Mance Warner standing there with just a thong on and his beaten up baseball cap on his head. ]
“The Southern Psychopath” Mance Warner – What took you so long?
[ Mance grabs her by the arm and pulls her into the room slamming the door shut behind them. Down the hall, two people watch from the shadows in disgust ...The Lynch Mob!!! ]
Matt Lynch – what the hell?! He’s fucking the enemy?
Joey Lynch – Well, we don’t know what they’re doing in there!!!
Matt Lynch – What the hell do you think they are doing in there, working on a science experiment? Of course, they are fucking!!! Now we’ve got a problem!!! Let’s go!!!
Joey Lynch – Where we going?
Matt Lynch – I need a beer and some time to think this crazy shit over!!!
[ The Lynch Mob sneak down the back stairs to their waiting Ford pick-up and drive off. ]
Live from the sold-out Enterprise Center in St. Louis Missouri
Monday Night September 27th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico and “British Royalty” Phillip Greenway are standing by. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway - Good evening, folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Phillip Greenway and I am joined by my broadcast colleague, and Mexican Sensation… Caristico!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Hi everyone and welcome to a jammed packed night of action. Five great matches that all lead up to our ten-man tag team match where title implications are on the line. If Tank’s team wins, then Chandler Hopkins will take on Diamond Dallas Page for the Television title... Yomi-no-Kuni will earn a shot at the World Tag Team titles against Legacy and most importantly Psycho Messiah will be able to get his hands on Shane McMahon inside a steel cage!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Huge title implications for Stable Wars and it all revolves around the main event tonight. But we also have Thunder Rosa back in action as she takes on Su Yim. For the past few weeks, we all watched as Thunder Rosa turned her back on all her fans and sided with the Cartel, reforming Twisted SisterZ.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We heard from Thunder Rosa and she is pretty pissed off that there is somewhat of a youth movement going on right now with Millie McKenzie and Kiera Hogan getting pushes for the Women’s World title while she believe the veterans of this company are being pushed to the back of the line. I’m not sure she’s right about that or if just maybe those young women are just that good.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will see how this all plays out because it was Su Tim that came to the aid of Maria Manic last week when Holidead and Thunder Rosa attacked her after their match. I’m sure that this match is some sort of payback for Holidead. We will also see the Women’s World Tag Team champions in action just seven days before their huge Fatal Four-way Ladder match against the Heartbreakers, Caged Heat and Twisted SisterZ!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Each of these teams have laid claim to the tag titles. The Twisted SisterZ said they never lost the titles. Caged Heat says they are owed a shot since they beat S.E.X. and the Heartbreakers claim that they are the true number one contenders!!! What choice did Gail have? This will settle the score one way or another!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – We will also see Courtney Cox in action tonight as she puts her undefeated streak on the line as she goes up against the former Women’s National Champion Solo Darling in what should be a great match.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Two more great young talents that both have World Champion written all over them. We are about to see just how good Courtney is as she goes up against a former champion.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And we open tonight’s show with the debut of the man named Ace Sky. I know very little about this young man, but what do you know Caristico? You have eyes and ears all over the Empire. What can you tell us?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This man is a thirty-eight-year-old high flyer hails from Houston Texas and he has a huge arsenal of aerial moves that will shock and awe the very loyal Empire fan base. I don’t think we have seen a guy like this in years. He’s going to bring a whole new level of excitement to the Empire. I just wonder if he can hand with the heavyweights at the top of the rankings. He is only billed at one hundred and sixty-five pounds and that will make him the lightest man on the singes roster.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Very true my friend, but some of the very best in the Empire right now aren’t much heavier. We have stars like Godzilla and Travis Blake that are only five to ten pounds heavier and look how good they are doing against a much heavier roster. Folks, it’s time to go down to the ring and kick things off as Ace Sky goes one on one with the masked monster STIXX!!! Harvey, take it away buddy.
Ace Sky vs STIXX
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 235 lbs., he is… STIXX!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – STIXX walks into this match with a seventy-pound weight advantage. His six and eleven record ranks him in the fourth spot in the TV title rankings and a win tonight will leapfrog him into the number three spot over Boris Drago.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – STIXX is coming off of three straight losses, but this match is a very winnable match for the big man tonight. If he can just find a way to ground this high flyer, he will have neutralized Ace Sky’s offense.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 165 lbs, this is… Ace Sky!!!
[ The crowd pops as “Eye in the Sky” by Alan Parsons Project explodes across the arena as he walks down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This hot young free agent is the great unknown Caristico. His signing this week didn’t make that bombshell headlines like Travis Blake did, but something about this kid excites me. I think he’s destined for big things.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I love surprises Phil and I think that this kid is full of them. Mark and his staff wouldn’t have signed this kid if he didn’t think that he couldn’t make an immediate impact to an already stacked roster. Let’s see what this kid has got.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. STIXX sends Sky into the ropes and hits a backbreaker on him. STIXX whips Ace Sky into the turnbuckle. STIXX drives a clothesline into Ace Sky. STIXX runs into the ropes and tries for a clothesline, but Ace Sky ducks under it and counters it with a crucifix pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and STIXX shoots his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s what we’re talking about. This kid’s speed is like greased lighting. STIXX swung for that clothesline and missed by a mile as Sky ducked under it and before you could blink, Ace rolled STIXX up!!! Wow, this kid’s fast!!!
[ Ace Sky nails STIXX with a springboard cutter. Ace Sky nails STIXX with a thrust kick to the head. Ace Sky hits a slingshot into a headscissors takedown on STIXX. Ace Sky drives a chop into STIXX. Ace Sky drives a back heel kick into STIXX. Ace Sky comes off the ropes and hits a flying Thesz Press on STIXX. Sky rolls STIXX up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and STIXX powers out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Ace has got STIXX reeling right now as he’s hitting him from every angle. STIXX blinks and this kids already hit two more moves!!!
[ Ace Sky hits a top rope twisting diving cross body press onto STIXX hooking a leg as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s the type of aerial moves we have been told that he can pull off. This kid isn’t afraid to take to the sky Caristico!!!
[ Ace Sky hits a lung blower on STIXX. Ace Sky is going for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Nice lung blower by Ace Sky that drove all the air out of STIXX. You can see that STIXX is hurting right now. He barely got his shoulder up.
[ Ace Sky goes for a high knee, but STIXX ducks out of the way. STIXX runs into the ropes and hits Ace Sky with a shoulderblock. STIXX whips Ace Sky into the ropes, but Ace Sky comes off and drives his own clothesline into STIXX. Ace Sky goes for a slingshot into a headscissors takedown, but STIXX throws him off. STIXX uses a hair pull slam on Ace Sky. STIXX whips Ace Sky into the ropes, but Ace Sky comes off and hits STIXX with a pump kick. STIXX is on his knees and Ace Sky drives a soccer kick into STIXX’s head. Ace Sky hits an enzuigiri on STIXX. Ace Sky tries to send STIXX into the turnbuckle, but STIXX reverses it. STIXX charges into the corner and misses with an elbow, but Ace Sky counters it with another crucifix pin attempt as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can see STIXX is breathing hard right now as he’s doing everything he can to keep up with this rabbit.
[ Ace Sky comes off the ropes and hits a flipping DDT on STIXX. Ace Sky nails a springboard cutter on STIXX. Ace Sky climbs to the top turnbuckle, but STIXX throws him to the mat. STIXX attempts a Discus Punch, but Ace Sky ducks out of the way and STIXX crashes into the turnbuckle. Ace Sky drives a corner forearm smash into STIXX. Ace Sky kicks STIXX. STIXX kicks Ace Sky. Ace Sky kicks STIXX. Ace Sky hits STIXX. Ace Sky nails a dropkick into STIXX. Ace Sky hits the ropes and drives a knee to the back of STIXX. Ace Sky drives a thrust kick into the head of STIXX. Ace Sky hits an Asai moonsault into an inverted DDT on STIXX. Ace rolls STIXX up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Ace Sky has been in total control of this match right from the offset. STIXX has yet to get a pin attempt in tonight!!!
[ Ace Sky drops an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle onto STIXX. Again, Ace rolls STIXX up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX gets his shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – STIXX needs to find a way to slow this match down. Maybe he needs to take ten and get out of the ring and get his head back on straight because whatever he thought he had planned tonight, it aint working.
[ STIXX rolls out to the ring apron, but Ace nails him with spin kick. Ace Sky grabs him and pulls him between the ropes and nails STIXX with a rope hung piledriver onto his head. Ace rolls STIXX up as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Ace had STIXX’s feet hung up in the ropes and drove his big head right into the mat with that piledriver. You can’t tell me that didn’t hurt him.
[ STIXX staggers to his feet as Ace climbs to the top rope and goes for a twisting diving cross body press, but STIXX catches him and counters it with the STIXX Shift Driver (Full Nelson Snap Suplex)!!! STIXX goes for the pin on Ace as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and STIXX kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That’s the risk Ace takes every time he goes to the top rope. You live by the sword and you die by the sword Caristico.
[ STIXX complains to the referee about a slow count. STIXX punches Ace Sky. STIXX chops Ace Sky. Ace Sky punches STIXX. STIXX punches Ace Sky. STIXX drives a European uppercut into Ace Sky. STIXX hits an atomic drop on Ace Sky. STIXX uses a facerake on Ace Sky. STIXX uses an eye gouge on Ace Sky. STIXX hits a release belly-to-back suplex on Ace Sky. STIXX drives an uppercut into Ace Sky. STIXX hits a powerslam into the turnbuckles on Ace Sky. STIXX rolls up Ace Sky as he uses the ropes for leverage pushing off with his feet and Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and the referee he sees it and stops the count pointing at STIXX’s feet. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Thank God the referee saw STIXX’s feet on the ropes because Ace was a split second away from being delt his first loss here in the Empire.
[ Todd Sinclair threatens STIXX with a disqualification if he does that again. STIXX punches Ace Sky. STIXX chops Ace Sky. STIXX hits a waistlock takedown on Ace Sky. STIXX nails a belly-to-belly suplex on Ace Sky. STIXX whips Ace Sky into the ropes and hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Ace Sky. STIXX gets an illegal boot choke in on Ace Sky in the corner as Todd Sinclair warns him to let go!!! Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ... 4 ½ ...and STIXX let’s Ace go as he gets right in the referee’s face showing his frustration. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The referee is running for his life right now as STIXX is one pissed off individual. Ace Sky really got under STIXX’s skin!!!
[ STIXX whips Ace Sky into the ropes and Ace comes off hitting a basement drop kick to STIXX’s knees dropping the big man to the mat. Ace Sky climbs to the top rope and hits the Galaxy Leap (Shooting Star Press) onto STIXX!!! Ace rolls STIXX up hooking both legs as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:07:31
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Ace Sky!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a fantastic win for this young man tonight. STIXX was a great measuring stick for this young man as he moves forward up the rankings.
[ Just then, right in the middle of Ace’s first win celebration; the crowd pops as Marc Fulton’s music hits and video package plays on the videotron. Marc Fulton storms down to the ring with a bound and determined look on his face as he takes one step up and onto the ring apron and then another to step over the top rope. ]
[ Ace stands in the center of the ring just watching as Fulton asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. Fulton turns back and walks right over to Ace and gets right in his face... ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This doesn’t look good for Ace Sky as Fulton towers over him by nearly a foot and out weighs him by over one hundred and fifty pounds!!! That’s nearly two Ace Sky’s!!!
[ The crowd starts a chant... ]
The sold-out crowd – “Fuck him up!!! Fuck him up!!! Fuck him up!!!”
[ Fulton raises his hand calming the sold-out crowd down and then points at Ace Sky... ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – Consider this your one free pass because there won’t be another. Get your ass out of my ring. I got business to attend to.
[ Ace smiles as he raises his hands in their not wanting a fight with him. Ace climbs through the ropes and slowly makes his way up the ramp as he high fives his fans. ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – Tito Escobar, you’re know for many things here in the Empire; but I never thought being a little bitch was one of them.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Oh Boy, it’s never a good idea to start any conversation off with calling someone a little bitch!!!
[ Fulton points at the stitches above his right eye... ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – You and your little snakes thought it was smart to attack me from behind while I was being interviewed backstage. You thought it was smart to bust me open?! To give me eight fucking stitches?! Tito, get your ass out here so we can finish this, just you and me!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena and Tito Escobar struts out on stage dressed in a suit not looking very ready for action and he slowly makes his way down the ramp. ]
[ Tito stops as he passes Ace Sky and snickers at the young man as he eyes him up and down getting a measure of him. Tito opens his arms at Ace showing he isn’t going to attack him and let’s the new high flyer walk past him. ]
“The Madman” Marc Fulton – That’s right bitch... don’t worry about him... worry about what I’m about to do to you!!!
[ Fulton slams the mic to the mat and motions for Tito to get his ass in the ring. Tito smiles as he takes a step or two up the ring steps when from behind Los Vipers rush into the ring and attack Fulton again taking the big man to his knees!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Again Los Vipers are too much for Fulton to handle as the numbers game get the better of him!!!
[ Tito enters the ring very slowly as he watches blood pour down the face of Fulton as the stitches above his right eye are torn open. Halfway up the ramp, Ace Sky stops and looks back over his shoulder at Fulton and shakes his head, putting his hands on his hips thinking long and hard about what he is about to do. Los Vipers hold Fulton down as Tito bends down getting in Fulton’s face. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – You clearly have no clue who or what you are dealing with... what you are dealing with. We are the Cartel!!! We run the Bingo!!!
[ Tito barks orders at Los Vipers... ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Finish him!!!
[ Los Vipers beat the shit out of Fulton as blood flows freely from the open gash above his eye. Ace Sky can’t hold back as he rushes the ring and jumps up onto the ring apron. Los Vipers see him and rush the ropes. Ace Sky springboards off the ropes and hits Los Vipers with an amazing double drop kick!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Ace Sky couldn’t stand by any longer and watch Fulton get beat down like this. He just took out both Santos and Pedro with that amazing springboard dropkick off the top rope that laid out both men!!!
[ Los Vipers along with Tito roll out of the ring and head for the stage as Ace helps the bloody Fulton get to his feet. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Ace Sky did the honorable thing by coming to Fulton’s aid tonight, but I have to ask... does he have any clue what he’s dealing with when it comes to Tito Escobar and his pack of wild dogs in the Cartel?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The Cartel is one problem, but I’m more worried about Fulton. Can the big man be trusted? He did turn on his former tag team partner Steve Scott and they have yet to mend the fences between them. I would hate to see this new kid think he’s helping think he’s trying to help Fulton out only to get attacked by that very same man.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Can anyone really be trusted Caristico? Look how far Diamond Dallas Page has fallen. Folks, we need to go to the back where the former World Heavyweight Champion Prophet and his Zealots are standing by with Maxwell Shaw. ]
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing nervously around the Zealots and the former World Heavyweight Champion Prophet. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Gentlemen, this past Thursday night on Afterburn we all watched as the three of you defeated Tank and Yomi-no-Kuni to advance to the semi-finals of the Six-man World Tag Team tournament to take on Godzilla Sanchez and Edge Legacy. Your thoughts?
“The Modern-Day Messiah” “The Chosen One” Prophet – My thoughts... the first thing that comes to mind my dear Maxwell is why? Why did we have to go through all this in the first place. I am the Chosen One!!! I am the Modern-Day Messiah!!! I am the man that brought the Empire from the ashes recreated it in our creator’s vision!!! We should have been given a pass right to the finals!!! All this pomp and circumstance is insulting!!!
Maxwell Shaw – Even so, you still have to take on Godzilla and...
[ Prophet waves his hand in Maxwell’s face and nods to Insanity... ]
Insanity – Godzilla, the resident clown of the Empire!!! Boy, you act like you been dropped on your head too many damn times... but I look at you and I can see right through your ass. You’re not so dumb, are you? You’re just playing your part of the court jester until the time’s right and you can pounce on what you want. Come Stable Wars, I am going to expose you to the fraud that you are.
[ Painkiller steps up... ]
Painkiller – Maverick... or should I call you T.J.? Boy, when we are done with you, you’re going to wish you stayed a pilot son. This business isn’t for everyone son and it sure as hell aint for you. You think you can just walk into the Empire... our Empire and walk in your uncle’s footsteps and think you’re going to be handed title shots? Those six-man tag team titles are ours boy and there aint nothing you and your band of misfit toys can do to stop us!!!
[ Prophet smiles as he opens his arms wide and looks into the camera... ]
“The Modern-Day Messiah” “The Chosen One” Prophet – Conner!!! The son of “The Ring General”. Now, aint that a bitch. Talk about huge shoes to fill. No pressure at all right? Daddy’s little boy walks back into the Empire and right away he’s given the golden ticket. Well, the ride on this marry-go-round is coming to an end at Stable Wars. We are going to end you kids and take what is ours and then I am going to get back my World Heavyweight Championship. The future of the Empires begins and ends with us!!! You are looking at the future of the Empire. Join us... or bow to us... either way we rule this business!!!
[ The show cuts back to Caristico and Phillip at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Strong words by the Prophecy just seven days until Stable Wars.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These guys mean business and I gotta tell you, I’m not sure that Edge Legacy has what it takes to stop them after what they did to Tank and Yomi-no-Kuni.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It’s time for our next match of the night and it features two of the hottest ladies in the Women’s division as the former Women’s National Champion Solo Darling takes on the undefeated Courtney Cox in singles action!!!
Solo Darling vs Courtney Cox
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 110 lbs, this is Courtney Cox!!!
[ The fans cheer Courtney Cox on as “Make me smile” by Louise Dowd & Jason Tarver rocks the arena and she makes her way down to the ring with a big smile on her face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Courtney comes into this match with an undefeated two and oh record and she is ranked third for the Women’s World title. A win over Solo tonight would earn her a future title shot.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Let’s be honest Phillip, she may be undefeated but who ahs she really beaten to get to that point? Gabby and Aoife don’t exactly match up to people like Millie, Kiera or even Solo.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent!! Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by her manager Reverend Azazel, she weighs in at 122 lbs., she is… Solo Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts booing as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Solo walks out on stage with her manager Reverend Azazel. Together they make their way down to the ring where she climbs in with a serious and determined look on her face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here is the former Women’s National Champion. She comes into this match with a seven and seven record and currently sits in the number four spot right behind Courtney and a win tonight will flip flop them in the rankings.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can’t tell me that Courtney doesn’t have butterflies in her belly right now as she looks across the ring at the very confident Solo Darling with Reverend Azazel in her corner.
[ The bell rings and Solo Darling goes right at Courtney and hits her with a bulldog. Solo Darling hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling attempts an Asai moonsault, but Courtney Cox counters it with an interceptor superkick. Courtney Cox attempts a side headlock takedown, but Solo Darling throws her off. Solo Darling runs into the ropes and attempts a lariat, but Courtney Cox blocks it. Courtney Cox drives a forearm to the back of Solo Darling. Courtney Cox drives a chop into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox drives a fist to the midsection of Solo Darling. Courtney Cox hits a diving Meteora onto Solo Darling. Courtney rolls Solo up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo Darling kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – solo opened the match off like a house on fire, but Courtney quickly turned the tables on her and now she finds herself in control of the match!!!
[ Courtney Cox goes for a back elbow, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Courtney Cox counters it with a spinning headscissors into a cradle pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo Darling kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Beautiful spinning headscissors by Courtney that led to that pin attempt. Things are not going as planned for Solo right now.
[ Courtney Cox drives a spear into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox goes for an inverted swinging DDT, but Solo Darling counters it with the Iconoclasm. Solo rolls Courtney up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – That is a brand-new move by Solo that we haven’t seen her use before!!! I’m sure Courtney didn’t have that one scouted!!!
[ Solo Darling throws Courtney Cox out of the ring and rolls out under the bottom rope after her. ...1 ...Solo Darling slams Courtney Cox into the steel guardrail. ...2 ...Solo Darling rolls Courtney Cox back into the ring. Solo Darling runs into the ropes and Courtney hits Solo Darling with a massive clothesline that spins Solo inside out. Courtney Cox is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a clothesline by Courtney that twisted Solo completely inside out!!!
[ Courtney Cox whips Solo Darling into the ropes and Solo Darling hits a springboard spear into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling drives a lariat into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling nails Courtney Cox with a spinning backbreaker. Solo Darling covers Courtney Cox as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Solo is smiling as she taps her head telling the Empire fans that she’s smarter than Courtney.
[ Solo Darling goes for a monkey flip, but Courtney Cox blocks it and she runs into the ropes but Solo Darling hits Courtney Cox with a huge clothesline. Solo Darling hits an elbowdrop onto Courtney Cox. Solo Darling drives a superkick into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling hits the 6-1-9 on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling runs into the ropes and hits Courtney Cox with a spinning heel kick. Solo Darling climbs to the top rope and hits an elbowdrop down onto Courtney Cox. Solo Darling is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Solo has Courtney reeling right now. this is what I was afraid of. I think Courtney is going to be good, but she’s just not good enough yet.
[ Solo Darling drops an elbowdrop onto Courtney Cox. Solo Darling drives a high knee into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling hits a rolling cutter on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling runs into the ropes and hits Courtney Cox with a clothesline that sends Courtney Cox tumbling out of the ring. Solo Darling jumps onto her with an apron diving shooting star press. ...1 ...Solo Darling nails Courtney Cox with a sling blade. ...2 ...Solo Darling rams Courtney Cox into the steel ringsteps. ...3 ...Reverend Azazel comes from behind and distracts Courtney Cox. ...4 ...Solo Darling goes for the Tail Spin (a fisherman’s neck-breaker), but Courtney Cox counters it with an armdrag takedown. ...5 ...Courtney Cox hits a chop on Solo Darling. ...6 ...Courtney Cox throws Solo Darling back into the ring. Courtney Cox whips Solo Darling into the ropes and hits Courtney Cox with a clothesline. Solo Darling hits a standing dropkick on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling drives a high knee into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling locks Courtney Cox in an arm grapevine submission. Courtney Cox is struggling to reach the ropes. Courtney Cox finally gets ahold of the ropes. Solo Darling drives a corner forearm smash into Courtney Cox. Solo Darling uses a legsweep takedown Courtney Cox. Solo Darling goes for a sleeperhold, but Courtney Cox counters it with a jawbreaker. Courtney Cox drives a corner forearm smash into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox drives a fist to the midsection of Solo Darling. Courtney Cox runs into the ropes but Solo Darling hits Courtney Cox with a kick to the midsection. Solo Darling climbs to the top rope and hits a Phoenix Splash onto Courtney Cox. Solo rolls Courtney up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Courtney kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Both of these women are giving one hundred percent tonight as they each know what’s on the line... a future title shot for one of them.
[ Solo Darling hits the 6-1-9 on Courtney Cox. Solo Darling attempts a springboard armdrag, but Courtney Cox steps out of the way. Courtney Cox drives a back heel kick into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox goes for a bulldog, but Solo Darling counters it with a Fujiwara armbar submission. Courtney Cox is struggling to reach the ropes. Joey Jiles asks Courtney Cox if she wants to quit. Courtney Cox nods no way and gets to the ropes. Solo Darling has no choice to let her go. Solo Darling goes for a superkick, but Courtney Cox counters it with a legsweep takedown. Courtney Cox is going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Solo went for the finish to the match with that superkick, but Courtney managed to counter it into a pin attempt. It just goes to show how well Courtney did her homework coming into this match.
[ Courtney Cox hits a high-speed sunset flip on Solo Darling going for the pin as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo get her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Courtney saw the opening and she was smart enough to take it with that sunset flip into a pin attempt. It just shows the maturity in her training.
[ Courtney Cox drives repeated mounted punches into Solo Darling. Courtney Cox forcefully covers Solo Darling hooking both legs as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Solo kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – You can start to see the frustration and anger building inside of Courtney and it shows with the way she just beat down Solo with that ass whooping and the way she rolled her up. This aint ballet people, but Courtney is starting to lose her shit.
[ Courtney Cox goes for a standing axe kick, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling punches Courtney Cox. Solo Darling kicks Courtney Cox in the gut and hits the Tail Spin (a fisherman’s swinging neck-breaker) on Courtney!!! Solo Darling goes for the pin as she pulls Courtney’s tights for extra leverage and Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:09:02
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Solo Darling!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Great win tonight for Solo over a ranked opponent, and I know Courtney has to feel bad about this loss; but she needs to go back and watch the tape and learn from her mistakes.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Courtney has a world of potential, but here in the Empire sometimes potential just aint enough.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, for the past few weeks the Twisted SisterZ have made a huge impact since reforming and nobody has felt the brunt of that more than Maria Manic and Su Yim have. Let’s go to the back where Su Yim is standing by with Maxwell Shaw.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a very determined looking Su Yim. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Su Yim, last week during an interview with Cindy Meyers; Maria Manic made it pretty clear that she doesn’t need your help when it comes dealing with Twisted SisterZ. She even went as far as saying that she doesn’t like you.
“The Warrior” Su Yim – Listen, I don’t care if she likes me or not. I would have done it for anyone. What’s right is right... and what’s wrong is wrong.
Maxwell Shaw – After everything that Maria said, she still came out with you to help Malia Hosaka when Twisted SisterZ attacked her after the match. I am confused. Why is that?
“The Warrior” Su Yim – It’s simple. Right place at the right time. We were backstage trying to sort this shit out when it all went down in the ring. It was just natural that we would come out together to stop it.
Maxwell Shaw – We also watched as the Mean Girls interjected themselves at the end of your interview. What are your thoughts on them?
“The Warrior” Su Yim – They remind me of those cheerleaders back in high school that thought their shit didn’t stink...
[ Su Yim looks dead in the camera... ]
“The Warrior” Su Yim – ...until someone stepped up and busted them in the mouth. Cassie, Jessica... keep running you mouths and Maria Manic won’t be the only person you have to worry about.
[ Su Yim walks off the set as the show swings back to Caristico and Phillip at the broadcast table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It sounds to me like Su Yim is trying to do the right thing, but the problem is the Twisted SisterZ has the numbers game advantage. At some point, like her or not; Maria Manic is going to have to accept the help Su Yim is offering.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – This fight is far from over and Maria Manic better smarten up and accept the help she’s been offered. If not, this little war between herself and the Twisted SisterZ is going to be short lived.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for women’s tag team action as the Women’s World Tag Team Champions S.E.X. are in action against the hot new team in Blue Nation. Let’s go back to the ring for the introductions!!!
S.E.X. vs Blue Nation
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 283 lbs, they are the reigning Women’s World Tag Team Champions; Katie Forbes and Spice, this is… S.E.X.!!!
[ “Tattooed Angel” rocks the arena as the two women walk down to the ring hand in hand. They climb into the ring and start making out feeling each other up until the referee has to break them up and remind them that kids are watching!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It’s amazing how far these two women have come over these past few months. Both were brought in by former superstar Joey Ryan. Both are porn stars on the side, but look at them now as they are at the top of the Women’s Tag Team Division and now hold the World titles.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If anyone would have bet me that this was going to happen six months ago, I would have bet every penny I had that they were full of shit. Unfortunately, I would be homeless and living on the street because nobody would have predicted this. Good for them.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents!!! Making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 280 lbs, Charli Evans and Jessica Troy; they are... Blue Nation!!!
[ The crowd goes wild as "Live in Dread, Girl" by Ghosts of Sadako rocks the arena and Charli walks out with her new tag team partner Jessica Troy. They high five each other and then rush the ring, diving under the bottom rope and sliding to the center of the ring where they pose for the fans!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a debut for Blue Nation last week as they defeated the Mean Girls. It’s a tough thing to follow up what Charli Evans did with Medusa Complex, but they are off to a great start.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These two women showed a ton of potential last week, but tonight’s match will show everyone where they stand within the division. Just imagine how much this is going to shake up the title picture if Blue Nation beats S.E.X. tonight.
[ The bell rings and they lock up. Spice sends Evans into the ropes and hits a spinning backbreaker on Charli Evans. Spice attempts a Texas Cloverleaf, but Charli Evans kicks her off. Charli Evans hits a bulldog on Spice. Charli Evans tries for a monkey flip, but Spice blocks it. Spice hits a ripcord cutter on Charli Evans. Spice chops Charli Evans. Charli Evans hits Spice. Charli Evans punches Spice. Spice chops Charli Evans. Spice punches Charli Evans. Spice hits a dropkick from the second rope on Charli Evans. Katie Forbes enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jessica Troy enters the ring, but gets cut off. Spice and Katie Forbes hit Charli Evans with a double 6-1-9. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice runs into the ropes, but Charli Evans hits Spice with an elbow. Charli Evans tags out to Jessica Troy. Jessica Troy and Charli Evans whip Spice into the ropes and they hit Spice with a double clothesline. Katie Forbes enters the ring and lays out Charli Evans. Spice and Katie Forbes whip Jessica Troy into the ropes and they hit Jessica Troy with a double kick to the midsection. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice whips Jessica Troy into the ropes and drives a high knee into Jessica Troy. Spice hits a Meteora on Jessica Troy. Spice rolls Jessica up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Jessica kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Right out of the gate both teams are going right at each other. It’s almost like we are seeing Medusa Complex taking on S.E.X. for the Women’s Tag Titles all over again!!!
[ Spice tags out to Katie Forbes. Charli Evans enters the ring, but gets cut off. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Jessica Troy into the ropes and they attempt to hit Jessica Troy with a double kick to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline. Spice leaves the ring. Jessica Troy attempts a dropkick, but Katie Forbes steps out of the way. Katie Forbes hits a corkscrew legdrop on Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes goes for Bronco Buster, but Jessica Troy gets her feet up. Jessica Troy tags out to Charli Evans. Jessica Troy hits a backbreaker on Katie Forbes. Charli Evans hits a top rope diving elbowdrop onto Katie Forbes. Jessica Troy leaves the ring. Charli Evans nails Katie Forbes with a Phoenix Splash.
Charli rolls Katie up as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...and Katie kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It’s early on but both teams are swinging like two heavyweights out there not backing down at all. What a match!!!
[ Charli Evans tags out to Jessica Troy. Spice enters the ring and throws Charli Evans out of the ring. Katie Forbes and Spice hit Jessica Troy with a double 6-1-9. Spice leaves the ring. Katie Forbes goes for a lariat, but Jessica Troy counters it with a Gorilla Press Slam. Jessica Troy hits a backbreaker on Katie Forbes. Jessica Troy runs into the ropes, but Katie Forbes drives a roundhouse kick into Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes tags out to Spice. Spice and Katie Forbes hit Jessica Troy with a double chop. Katie Forbes leaves the ring. Spice whips Jessica Troy into the ropes, but Jessica Troy runs up the ropes and hits an Asai moonsault into an inverted DDT on Spice!!! The crowd pops as Jessica Troy rolls Spice up and Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Spice kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an incredible moonsault by Jessica Troy as she scaled the ropes like spiderman and hit a moonsault DDT on Spice!!! Spice had no clue that was coming!!!
[ Jessica Troy tags out to Charli Evans. Charli Evans hits a bulldog on Spice. Charli Evans goes for a huracanrana from the second rope, but Spice counters it with a it-out power bomb!!! Spice uses the ropes for leverage as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Charli Evans gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man Charli Evans had the match well in hand but she telegraphed that huracanrana and it gave Spice time to counter it into a sit-out powerbomb!!!
[ Spice drives a superkick into Charli Evans jaw. Spice covers Charli Evans as Yali Sapphire counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Spice kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Man that superkick could have shattered Charli’s jaw!!! What a sickening sound when it connected!!!
[ Spice tries for a dropkick to the knee, but Charli Evans steps out of the way and Spice kicks Yali Sapphire by accident. Charli Evans locks Spice in a sleeperhold. Spice is frantically tapping out... but there is no referee in the ring!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Spice is tapping out!!! This match is over!!! Where the hell is the referee?
[ Joey Jiles comes running down to the ring to take over as referee as Spice manages to grab the ropes. Charli Evans punches Spice. Charli Evans chops Spice. Charli Evans runs into the ropes and Spice nails Charli Evans with a bulldog. Spice goes for a clothesline, but Charli Evans counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Charli Evans hits a standing dropkick into Spice. Charli Evans hits a top rope elbowdrop onto Spice. Charli Evans goes for a chop, but Spice counters it with an armdrag takedown. Spice hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Charli Evans. Spice nails Charli Evans with a springboard spear and goes for the cover as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Charli kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Spice has been in the ring for a long time. I wonder if this was planned or if it’s just the way it’s worked out.
[ Spice nails Charli Evans with a lariat. Spice covers Charli Evans as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Charli Evans gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Charli is in rough shape as Spice has kept her isolated for a while now. She needs to tag out to Jessica for whatever that is worth.
[ Spice complains to the referee about a slow count. Spice tags out to Katie Forbes. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Charli Evans into the ropes and they hit Charli Evans with a double elbowsmash. Spice leaves the ring. Katie Forbes nails Charli Evans with a rolling cutter. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and she hits Charli Evans with a back body drop. Katie Forbes uses a springboard armdrag on Charli Evans. Katie Forbes hits a ripcord cutter on Charli Evans. Katie Forbes runs into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Charli Evans. Katie Forbes sends Charli Evans into the turnbuckle. Katie Forbes runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Charli Evans lifts her knee and gets hit in the face. Charli Evans runs into the ropes and Katie Forbes hits Charli Evans with an elbow. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and hits Charli Evans with a shoulderblock. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and Charli Evans drives a lariat into Katie Forbes. Charli Evans delivers a roundhouse kick into Katie Forbes. Charli Evans attempts a bulldog, but Katie Forbes throws her off. Katie Forbes runs into the ropes and hits a lariat into Charli Evans. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and drives a clothesline into Charli Evans. Spice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jessica Troy enters the ring, but gets cut off. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Charli Evans into the ropes and they hit Charli Evans with a double chop. Spice leaves the ring. Katie Forbes nails Charli Evans with a bulldog. Katie Forbes whips Charli Evans into the ropes and she drives a chop into Charli Evans. Katie Forbes drives a European uppercut into Charli Evans. Katie Forbes delivers a standing dropkick into Charli Evans. Charli Evans springs to her feet and drives a lariat into Katie Forbes. Charli Evans tags out to Jessica Troy. Jessica Troy hits a running throwing Snake Eyes on Katie Forbes into the turnbuckle. Jessica Troy attempts a legdrop, but Katie Forbes rolls out of the way. Katie Forbes uses a legsweep takedown on Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes hits a top rope twisting moonsault onto Jessica Troy. Katie rolls Jessica up as Joey Jiles counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Jessica kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Katie looks stunned as she runs her hands through her hair nearly pulling it out!!! There’s no quit in either team!!!
[ Katie Forbes whips Jessica Troy into the ropes, but Jessica Troy reverses it and catches Katie Forbes in an abdominal stretch. Katie Forbes tries to escape the hold and makes it to the ropes. Jessica Troy chops Katie Forbes. Jessica Troy drives a European uppercut into Katie Forbes. Jessica Troy attempts a charging axhandle body-block, but Katie Forbes steps out of the way and Jessica Troy collides with Joey Jiles. Charli Evans enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Spice enters the ring and throws Charli Evans out of the ring. Katie Forbes and Spice whip Jessica Troy into the ropes and they hit Jessica Troy with a double kick to the midsection. Spice leaves the ring. Katie Forbes whips Jessica Troy into the ropes and she Katie Forbes hits Jessica Troy with a shoulderblock. Katie Forbes hits a standing moonsault on Jessica Troy and rolls her up but there is no referee to count. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – There’s no referee!!! We’ve gone through two referees’ so far!!! This is insane!!!
[ Head Referee Ken Peterson rushes down to the ring. Katie Forbes waits for Jessica to get up and drives a springboard spear into Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes tries for an Exploder suplex, but Jessica Troy counters it with an elbowsmash to the jaw. Jessica Troy throws Katie Forbes over the top rope and to the floor. Jessica Troy dives through the ropes sending Katie crashing into the steel guardrail. ...1 ...Spice comes over to make it two-on-one. Katie Forbes and Spice hit Jessica Troy with a double suplex onto the announcer’s table. ...2 ...Katie Forbes goes for the Clapback (Snap Double Underhook DDT), but Jessica Troy counters it with a back body drop. ...3 ...Jessica Troy drivers a thrust kick to the head of Katie Forbes. ...4 ...Jessica Troy rams Katie Forbes into the steel ringsteps. ...5 ...Charli Evans comes over to make it two-on-one. Charli Evans drives a high knee into Katie Forbes. ...6 ...Jessica Troy hits a belly-to-back suplex on Katie Forbes into the ring apron. ...7 ...Spice comes over and lays out Charli Evans. ...8 ...Spice attempts a high knee, but Jessica Troy ducks out of the way and she rams her knee into the steel ringsteps. ...9 ...Katie Forbes and Jessica Troy roll back in under the bottom rope. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Both teams have taken a brutal beating tonight in and out of the ring. The sad truth is this match should have been over already when Spice tapped out earlier tonight.
[ Katie Forbes is the first to her feet as she hits a standing dropkick onto Jessica Troy. Katie Forbes whips Jessica Troy into the ropes and nails Jessica Troy pinning with a spinning backbreaker. Katie Forbes hits Jessica Troy with the Clapback (Snap Double Underhook DDT)!!! Katie Forbes goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Charli dives into the ring to try and save her tag team partner but Spice grabs her by her foot pulling her back ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:13:06
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, S.E.X.!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing match by both teams, but I have to tell you that Blue Nation got robbed tonight. They had Spice tapping out earlier in the match and there was no referee to see it. It’s a damn shame.
[ Katie kicks Jessica out of the ring where Charli tends to her. Katie asks for a mic and Harvey hands her one... ]
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Man I’m so hot and bothered it’s just like having a three way.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Now I have to try and get that visual out of my head.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Now, I someone needs to explain to me why we have to defend our Women’s World Tag Team titles against not one... not two... but three tag teams...
“A Slice of” Spice – In a Ladder Match...
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – In a mother fucking ladder match. Now how is that? I look at the rest of the card and I don’t see anyone else taking on two or three other teams...
“A Slice of” Spice – I think Gail watched our movie and she knows we can handle more than one at a time.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Or maybe it’s because you fear us, Gail? Maybe it’s because you’re a little sexually repressed?
“A Slice of” Spice – What’s the matter Gail, haven’t got the high hard one in a while?
[ And Spice starts licking the mic like a dick... ]
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Sweetie, if you need to get laid; I got a twelve-inch strap-on in the back and I’ll take you to pound town all night...
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “Puppet on a String” rocks the arena and the General Manager of the Women’s Division Gail Kim walks out with a serious look on her face as she walks right to the ring and climbs in. ]
[ Spice and Katie whisper shit to each other as Gail walks right up to them... ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Ladies... and I use that term very loosly.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Wait, hold on... you’re going to tell us how sorry you are...
“A Slice of” Spice – And that booking us in a Fatal Four-way Ladder match at the pay per view was a huge mistake, right?
[ Gail smiles as she looks around the crowd that is cheering for her. ]
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – Actually no. I’m proud of that match. I think it’s going to be the perfect way to see who exactly is the best Women’s World Tag Team in the Empire.
“Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes – Wait... what?
“A Slice of” Spice – You were supposed to come out here and apologize!!! Where’s our apology?
The Women’s Division General Manager Gail Kim – The only thing I’m sorry for is not cutting your mics off sooner. Now get your asses out of my ring!!!
[ Katie and Spice try and say something, but their mics are dead and nobody can hear anything. Katie and Spice scream and stop like a couple of spoiled brats as the crowd laughs at them. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man, Gail isn’t putting up with their shit anymore. I can’t wait to see how this ladder match turns out.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – S.E.X. is really going to have their hands full that night. Folks, let’s go to the back where Maxwell Shaw is standing by with the five men that are taking on Legacy tonight.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing alongside Tank, Chandler Hopkins, Psycho Messiah and Yomi-no-Kuni. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Gentlemen, you have a huge match ahead of you tonight in the main event. If you can find a way to defeat Shane McMahon and Team Legacy, then each of you will have earned a spot in this weekend’s Stable Wars pay per view. Tank, you are the only man in this group with a guaranteed title match no matter how tonight plays out. Does that effect the way you approach this match at all?
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Ring General” Tank Edge – Yeah, I’ve got my match against Travis Blake and I can’t wait to shut that little shit up because his mouth is writing checks that he can’t cash. Travis, you want my US title, then come and get it little man. There’s a pile of bodies lined up over the years of guys just like you that thought that they could do the same damn thing!!!
[ Maxwell turns to Chandler Hopkins... ]
Maxwell Shaw – Chandler, you won your number one Contendership match for the TV title, but yet Page keeps dodging you. If you win tonight, then you will finally get your hands on him and have earned your shot at the TV title.
“The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins – Page, you’re not the man I thought you were and you’re a shadow of the man you once were. What happened to you? Where’s the guy that carried this company on his back for years. The man that sold out arenas around the globe. Look into my eyes Page and know that it’s not going to give me any pleasure in crushing you!!!
[ Maxwell looks over at Psycho Messiah... ]
Maxwell Shaw – Psycho Messiah, out of all the men on this team; Shane McMahon has singled you out the most. In the past few weeks, you have single handedly took down not only Mike Thompson but Chris Simmons and DDP too.
Psycho Messiah – They were all cannon fodder to what I really want. Shane, you can run from me and you can hide behind the rest of Legacy buddies; but come Sunday night there will be no place to run and no place to hide inside that steel cage!!!
[ Maxwell turns to Yomi-no-Kuni... ]
Maxwell Shaw – Guys, tough loss last week when you lost your opportunity to advance in the World Six-man Tag Team Tournament against the Prophecy.
Rasputin Ito – Tough loss for us, but tonight we are going to grab the brass ring and earn our shot at Legacy and their World Tag Team titles.
Maxwell Shaw – Shogun, great match; but you came up just a bit short as Insanity hit you with his finisher the Shining. What would you tell your sister team led by Godzilla Legacy when it comes to the Prophecy?
Shinigami Shogun – Don’t let Insanity hit you with his finisher.
[ Tank chuckles knowing how serious a guy Shogun can be. Just then, Shogun stops dead in his tracks as he watches an older Japanese man with dark sunglasses on walk up to the group. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Ladies and gentlemen, the legendary Dick Togo!!!
[ He looks at Shogun, eyeing him up and down and then looks at Ito and eyes him up and down before looking at Tank. The two men never take their eyes off each other as he mutters to Yomi-no-Kuni... ]
“The Master of Wrestling” Dick Togo - Anata wa dōjō o hajimashita. Anata wa watashi o hajite imasu. (You have shamed the dojo. You have disgraced me.)
[ Togo walks off as Shogun and Ito bow to him as he passes by. Maxwell turns to Tank. ]
Maxwell Shaw – What did he say?
The United States Heavyweight Champion “The Ring General” Tank Edge – He’s not happy... not happy at all.
[ Tank watches Togo walk away as the show cuts back to Caristico and Phillip ringside. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a shocking surprise to see the legendary Dick Togo here in the Empire. If he’s here you know he’s here for a reason.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Dick Togo, also known as the Master of Wrestling has held countless titles over his thirty years in wrestling. What an honor it is to see him here in the Empire!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, it’s time for our next featured match as Su Yim takes on the newest member of the Cartel... Thunder Rosa!!! Let’s get right to the action.
Su Yim vs Thunder Rosa
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Holidead, she weighs in at 119 lbs, this is… “Unbreakable” Thunder Rosa!!!
[ The sold out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “Unstoppable" by KatDeluna rocks the arena and Thunder Rosa along with Holidead walk down to the ring. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa has had a complete one eighty attitude change as of late and is now siding with her old tag team partner Holidead in the Cartel. She comes into this match with a three and five record and sits second in the Women’s National title rankings.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – With a win tonight over Su Yim, Thunder Rosa would move into a virtual tie with Shanna Furguson as the number one contender. So, this is a big match for Thunder Rosa if she wants a title shot.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent!!! Making her way to the ring weighing in at 115 lbs., this is… Su Yim!!!
[ The sold-out crowd cheer her as she walks out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Black Thunder” by the HU sends chills down everyone’s spines. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I just love this new look Su Yim has taken. She’s been doing pretty good for herself as of late with a five and eight record sitting in the number four spot for the Women’s National title.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim’s last match was for that Women’s National title a few weeks back where she lost a tough match to Amber Nova. Su Yim has all the pieces to the puzzle, but she just needs to put them all together.
[ The bell rings and Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and hits Su Yim with a pump kick. Thunder Rosa climbs to the top rope and nails Su Yim with an enzuigiri. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and hits Su Yim with a shoulderblock. Thunder Rosa locks Su Yim in an arm grapevine submission. Su Yim is valiantly trying to break the hold. Su Yim is inching her way towards the ropes and finally grabs them. Thunder Rosa drives a European uppercut into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a top rope diving elbowdrop onto Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits an enzuigiri on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa goes for an armdrag takedown, but Su Yim counters it with a spinning headscissors. Su Yim hits the 6-1-9 on Thunder Rosa. Su Yim hits a Tornado DDT on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and hits a ripcord cutter on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a bulldog. Thunder Rosa nails an elbowdrop on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa goes for a 6-1-9, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim hits a standing dropkick to the knee of Thunder Rosa. Su Yim drives a lariat into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim goes for an Asai moonsault, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa goes for a flying double foot stomp, but Su Yim rolls out of the way. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet and drives a dropkick to the knee of Su Yim. Thunder Rosa drives a superkick into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a springboard spear. Thunder Rosa whips Su Yim into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Su Yim ducks under it and rolls Thunder Rosa up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – You can feel the hatred in the air between these two women tonight as they go back and forth like to heavyweight prize fighters!!!
[ Su Yim goes for a twisting somersault splash, but Thunder Rosa gets her knees up and hist her in the midsection. Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection of Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a springboard bulldog on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a Bronco Buster on Su Yim. Su Yim springs to her feet and takes Thunder Rosa down with an armdrag takedown. Su Yim kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa kicks Su Yim. Thunder Rosa punches Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a rolling cutter on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a Meteora on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa covers Su Yim as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Su Yim kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim went for that big splash and Thunder Rosa got her knees up which swung this match back in Rosa’s favor.
[ Thunder Rosa hits the Meteora on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa uses a corkscrew legdrop on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa drives a chop into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a springboard huracanrana from the second rope on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa delivers a roundhouse kick on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa whips Su Yim into the ropes and nails Su Yim with a high knee. Thunder Rosa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Su Yim gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – The longer this match goes you get the distinct feeling that it’s moving in the favor of Thunder Rosa.
[ Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection of Su Yim. Thunder Rosa throws Su Yim into the turnbuckle, but Su Yim reverses it. Thunder Rosa comes back off the ropes and is met with an elbow. Su Yim nails Thunder Rosa with a high knee. Su Yim drives a clothesline into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim hits a standing moonsault on Thunder Rosa. Su Yim rolls Thunder Rosa up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim needs to keep pouring it on right now. She’s got Thunder Rosa reeling and she needs to find a way to take her out!!!
[ Su Yim drives a fist to the midsection of Thunder Rosa. Su Yim runs into the ropes and attempts a springboard spear, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a kneelift to the face. Thunder Rosa goes for a rolling cutter, but Su Yim blocks it. Su Yim attempts an armdrag takedown, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a Fujiwara armbar submission. Su Yim tries to escape the hold. Su Yim is struggling to reach the ropes. Su Yim tries to escape the hold. Su Yim manages to grab the ropes. Thunder Rosa locks on the Snake Sleeper (Dragon Sleeper) on Su Yim!!! Su Yim is valiantly trying to break the hold. Su Yim is writhing in pain. Ken Peterson checks Su Yim's arm. He lifts it... and it falls!!! He lifts it... and it falls!!!
He lifts it... and it stays up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa tried to finish Su Yim off with that Snake Sleeper of hers but there’s still life left in Su Yim!!!
[ Su Yim fights her way out of the hold by getting to the ropes. Su Yim drives a corner forearm smash into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim uses a Russian legsweep on Thunder Rosa. Su Yim attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a diving elbowdrop. Thunder Rosa puts Su Yim in an ankle lock, but Su Yim grabs the ropes. Thunder Rosa drives a superkick into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Su Yim is running out of steam as she barely had the energy to kick out of that superkick.
[ Thunder Rosa drives a fist to the midsection of Su Yim. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a roundhouse kick. Thunder Rosa drives a European uppercut into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a top rope twisting moonsault. Thunder Rosa rolls Su Yim up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Things are quickly getting out of hand for Su Yim as Thunder Rosa is hitting her with everything in the playbook.
[ Thunder Rosa nails Su Yim with a top rope diving elbowdrop. Thunder Rosa drives a clothesline into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a monkey flip on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa goes for a standing dropkick, but Su Yim steps out of the way. Su Yim goes for a Slingblade, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa drives a European uppercut into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits an Asai moonsault on Su Yim and rolls her up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim gets her foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Man things are getting pretty bad for Su Yim as she didn’t have the strength to kick out and all she could do was get her foot on the rope!!!
[ Thunder Rosa drives a chop into Su Yim. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes and Su Yim catches Thunder Rosa in a sleeperhold but Thunder Rosa grabs the ropes. Su Yim chops Thunder Rosa. Su Yim hits Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa kicks Su Yim. Su Yim chops Thunder Rosa. Su Yim kicks Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa punches Su Yim. Thunder Rosa kicks Su Yim. Su Yim kicks Thunder Rosa. Su Yim chops Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa punches Su Yim. Thunder Rosa whips Su Yim into the ropes, but Su Yim hits Thunder Rosa with a spin kick. Su Yim runs into the ropes and Thunder Rosa goes for a superkick, but Su Yim counters it with a legsweep takedown. Su Yim hits a standing moonsault on Thunder Rosa and hooks the leg as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Su Yim has found her second wind as she’s got Thunder Rosa on her heels!!!
[ Su Yim drives a superkick into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim runs into the ropes and Thunder Rosa hits Su Yim with a back body drop. Thunder Rosa again locks on the Snake Sleeper (Dragon Sleeper) on Su Yim!!! Su Yim is valiantly trying to break the hold and manages to reach the ropes. Su Yim goes for a jumping pump kick, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa goes for a lariat, but Su Yim ducks out of the way. Su Yim runs into the ropes and hits Thunder Rosa with a kick. Su Yim goes for a slingshot, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa locks on the Snake Sleeper (Dragon Sleeper) on Su Yim for a third time and again Su Yim gets ahold of the ropes. Thunder Rosa uses an armdrag takedown on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a bulldog on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa attempts a Slingblade, but Su Yim steps out of the way. Su Yim hits a Phoenix Splash on Thunder Rosa. Su Yim rolls Thunder Rosa up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – That’s the third time Thunder Rosa tried for that Snake Sleeper and the third time Su Yim managed to get to the ropes. This has to frustrate Thunder Rosa to no end!!!
[ Su Yim captures Thunder Rosa in an ankle lock. Thunder Rosa is valiantly trying to break the hold. Thunder Rosa tries to escape the hold and grabs the ropes. Thunder Rosa hits a side Russian legsweep on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim kicks out!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Su Yim is grabbing the back of her neck. I have to wonder if this has anything to do with her recent neck injury at the hands of Solo Darling in that Buried Alive match!!!
[ Thunder Rosa whips Su Yim into the ropes and Su Yim drives a running knee into Thunder Rosa’s gut followed by a snap DDT. Su Yim rolls Thunder Rosa up as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Thunder Rosa kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – These women are having the fight of their careers tonight. Just when you think it could go one way, it swings right back the other way!!
[ Su Yim whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes and drives an open hand into Thunder Rosa. Su Yim attempts a roundhouse kick, but Thunder Rosa blocks it. Thunder Rosa hits a rolling cutter on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Su Yim. Thunder Rosa is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Su Yim barely is able to grab the bottom rope!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa looks like she can kill someone right now as we just passed the fifteen-minute mark.
[ Thunder Rosa hits a top rope elbowdrop onto Su Yim. Thunder Rosa sends Su Yim into the turnbuckle, but Su Yim reverses it. Su Yim charges into the corner, but Thunder Rosa lifts her leg and hits Su Yim in the face. Thunder Rosa hits Su Yim with the Fire Thunder Driver (Belly to belly reverse piledriver)!!! Thunder Rosa rolls Su Yim up pulling Su Yim’s tights as Ken Peterson counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:16:01
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Thunder Rosa!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Thunder Rosa just stooped to a whole new low tonight as she cheated to win.
[ Holidead climbs into the ring and grabs Su Yim and drives her into the mat with the Darkness Falls (the Angels Wings)!!! Suddenly, Maria Manic rushes out from the back armed with a steel chair!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I thought she said she didn’t like Su Yim!!!
[ Holidead and Thunder Rosa roll out of the ring for safety as Maria checks on Su Yim. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – I can’t wait to see these four women go at it!!! It’s going to be a war out there in the ring, but right now let’s go to the back where Maxwell Shaw is standing by with Lady Edge.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Maxwell Shaw standing next to a very serious Lady Edge. ]
Maxwell Shaw – Lady Edge, we all watched last Monday night on Adrenaline when you were drawn out to the ring by Travis Blake and some of the very unflattering things that he was saying about not just you but about your ex-husband Tank. Your thoughts?
Lady Edge – My thoughts?
[ And she smiles thinking about how to say this since children are watching. ]
Lady Edge – You know, I really thought that this thing between Amber and I would be just that. A one-off match between her and I to see who the better woman is. But now I can see that it’s not going to be that. I see that no matter what, the Bullet Club is always going to be there lurking in the shadows waiting to jump me whenever they get the chance. Well, that’s fine by me. Amber, you can bring the entire Bullet Club down to the ring with you at Stable Wars because it’s no going to change the outcome. I am going to walk into that ring, beat your ass from one ringpost to another and I am going to make you beg for mercy. And then when I’m satisfied, I’m going to finish you once and for all!!!
Maxwell Shaw – I need to ask you the most obvious question, last week Tank came down to the ring to help you and you pushed him away. Why was that?
[ Again she smirks. ]
Lady Edge – Tank and I... we haven’t talked in years... and now he wants to run down to the ring and play white knight and save me?
[ She looks right in the camera. ]
Lady Edge – Tank, honey; I don’t need your help. Next time you get that urge... call Samantha!!!
Maxwell Shaw – Obviously a jab at your ex-husband for cheating on you with Samantha Skylar. Uhm, changing topics, what are your future plans for after Stable Wars? Will we see you stick around and maybe become part of the active roster? Is there another title run left in you?
Lady Edge – So when Gail asked me to come back, I only signed a forty-day contract which is set to expire at midnight on October 7th after Afterburn. Now I would be lying to you if I told you that it hasn’t crossed my mind to extend that deal. To see if I do have another run left in me. But right now, I just want to stay focused on...
[ Lady Edge is interrupted as Cassie Lee and Jessica McKay of the Mean Girls walk onto the set interrupting her. ]
Jessica McKay – Oh my God, look at that hair!!! How utterly disgusting!!!
Cassie Lee – That color red make me want to throw up!!!
Jessica McKay – And look at all those tattoos!!! Who in their right mind would cover their body with disgusting pictures like that?
[ Lady Edge smiles as she turns away from Maxwell and looks right at them. ]
Lady Edge – This is called art.
Cassie Lee – It looks like something out of a children’s coloring book.
Jessica McKay – And all those piercings!!! God knows what else you have pierced!!!
Lady Edge – I’ve heard no complaints.
Cassie Lee – You need a date with the fashion police.
Jessica McKay – Nope, nothing’s saving her. She’s total trash...
[ And Lady Edge has heard enough as she pops Jessica in the mouth with a stiff punch and then drives her boot into Cassie’s gut with a spin kick. She then takes Cassie and rams her into the wall sending her to the floor. Jessica clubs Lady Edge from behind, but Lady Edge drives a stiff elbow into Jessica’s gut doubling her over and then hits a scissors kick right down across the back of her neck driving her to the floor next to Cassie. Both women moan and groan as Lady Edge storms off the set. The show cuts back to Phillip and Caristico at the announcers table. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Someone needs to teach the Mean Girls some manners. They keep opening their mouths and it’s getting them in trouble.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If you’re going to talk shit about someone you better have the goods to back it up. Tonight, the Mean Girls wrote a check they couldn’t cash. Better think twice next time.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, not to take away from what we have seen tonight; but it’s time for our massive main event!!! Huge pay per view title implications are on the line as Tank’s team goes up against Go-D’s team!!! Let’s get right to the action!!!
In a Ten-man Tag Team match
Chandler Hopkins, Psycho Messiah and Sensha-gun vs Legacy, DDP, Go-D and Shane
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following ten-man tag team match is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 756 lbs., the United States Heavyweight Champion Tank Edge along with Shinigami Shogun and Rasputin Ito, they are… Sensha-gun!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy as “Tubular Bells” by Mike Oldfield rocks the arena as the two Japanese superstars make their way down to the ring followed by the legend Tank Edge who has his new United States Heavyweight title around his waist and his Gauntlet of the Gods on his right hand. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – It was just a few nights ago that we watched these three men lose their six-man tag team title shots as they were defeated in an elimination match against the Prophecy. I have to wonder how losing that match is going to effect-them tonight as they all look down the barrel of the heavily favored Legacy team?
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – If I know Tank, he’s got his team all fired up. But what has me thinking is did Dick Togo get inside Ito and Shogun’s heads and the bigger question is, what the hell is Dick Togo even doing here?
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their tag team partner. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 185 lbs.; he is “The Outlaw” Chandler Hopkins!!!
[ The Texas Cowboy struts out on stage as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he walks down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Hopkins has been chasing Page and his TV title now since August fifth. That is close to two months DDP has been refusing to face him. Tonight, Hopkins could earn his shot at Page at the pay per view if his team can work together tonight and pick up the win.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – We know that Hopkins has not been very happy with Prophet and the Zealots as of late even going as far as saying that he has felt abandoned by them after Prophet lost his world title to Go-D. The fractures within the Prophecy are showing right now and I have to believe that Hopkins is on his way out.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their final tag team partner. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 210 lbs, this is… Psycho Messiah!!!
[ The sold-out crowd roars out with a mixture of cheers and boos as Psycho Messiah walks down to the ring to “The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson. He climbs into the ring and poses on the second turnbuckle raising his arms overhead. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – This man has to be the ultimate wild card in this match. He’s shouldered the brunt of Shane McMahon’s wraith for some reason, but tonight he gets a chance to face Shane inside a steel cage if his team can win.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Psycho Messiah is the total package and I think Shane is afraid of him and that he’s a threat to Go-D’s title down the road. What better way to hold the kid back than to belittle him and force him down the rankings!!! I have to wonder if this kid will ever get another title shot as long as Shane’s around?
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 467 lbs., “The Messiah” Chris Simmons and “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson, they are the World Tag Team Champions... they are… Legacy!!!
[ “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as Empire Hall of Famers Crazy Man and the Messiah walk out on stage to the roar of the sold-out crowd!!! As one, they march down to the ring and climb in never taking their eyes off their opponents. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here come the World Tag Team Champions... minus their neck braces. If these guys lose tonight, they will have to face Ito and Shogun again at Stable Wars for their titles. If they win, the entire Tag Team title picture is up for grabs!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Just throwing it out there, but I would have to think that if Ito and Shogun lose tonight then the title shot would go right to the Zealots who sit right behind them in the rankings. Not an easy task for Legacy one way or another.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their tag team partner. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 248 lbs.; he is the WWE Television Champion, this is... Diamond Dallas Page!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here is the Television champion Diamond Dallas Page. I have to tell you, seeing Page like this makes me sick to my stomach. This isn’t the man that I idolized back in the early Empire era that pretty much ruled this great company. Page has turned into a sick, twisted version of himself.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – I guess what we have learned is that in the past twelve years or so we have all changed in one way or another. I’m not sure if we will ever find out why DDP has turned on his fans like this other than it’s to placate his ego and fill his bank account.
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their final tag team partner. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 255 lbs., he is the World Heavyweight Champion; this is… Go-D!!!
[ “Unforgiven” by Creed rocks the arena as the Empire Hall of Famer Go-D walks out on stage to the roar of the sold-out crowd!!! He marches down to the ring never taking his eyes off of Prophet. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And here comes the World Heavyweight Champion Go-D!!! It was at Lethal Lottery, that after his third attempt at defeating Prophet; that he finally brought the gold back to Legacy!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – As much as we want to bitch and complain that he got his shot at Lethal Lottery due to illegal circumstances, he did pin the then champion Prophet. As much as we hate it, he did do that for himself.
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “Here comes the Money!!!” rocks the arena and the CEO of the Empire Shane McMahon struts out on stage to the roar of the crowd. ]
[ Shane Sits down at the announcers desk next to Caristico and puts on the headset with a cocky smile on his face. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Wait a second!!! Why is Shane dressed in a suit? Why isn’t he in his ring gear? This is a ten-man tag match!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It looks like Shane’s heading our way so you can ask him yourself.
[ The crowd boos as Shane makes his way to the announcers table and sits down putting on his head set with a smile. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – How we doing tonight guys? Great show. Great show.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Shane, what are you doing? You’re supposed to be in this match with the rest of Legacy.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – What? You think I’m going to climb into that ring with those five A-holes and risk injury? No, no, no that aint happening. I’ve got the best seat in the house right here.
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – So basically, you’ve left your team high and dry and have made this a handicap match?
[ Shane looks at Caristico awkwardly... ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Is your mask too tight? Look at those four guys in the ring. Messiah, Crazy Man, Go-D and DDP... they are Legacy folks!!! They don’t need me out there slowing them down!!! We talked in the back and they told me to take the night off. They told me that they got this. That there’s no way in hell Tank and his idiots are going to beat them tonight.
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – And you expect us to believe that load of crap?
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – I don’t care what you believe, but if you still want to get paid; you’ll just sit there... shut your mouth... and do your job.
[ Thompson and Shogun start the match off as the bell rings and they lock up. Mike Thompson rakes Shinigami Shogun’s eyes blinding him and throws him out of the ring. Mike Thompson goes outside after him. ...1 ...Go-D comes from behind, but Shinigami Shogun nails Go-D with a spin kick to the gut. ...2 ...Mike Thompson hits a suplex on Shinigami Shogun sending him crashing to the cement floor. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Right off the bat Legacy is isolating Shogun trying to take him out of this match.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Man, that’s gotta hurt!!!
[ Go-D comes over to make it two-on-one. Go-D hits a powerslam on Shinigami Shogun. ...3 ...Mike Thompson nails Shinigami Shogun with a ring apron diving elbowsmash. ...4 ...Chandler Hopkins comes over, but gets cut off. Mike Thompson and Go-D hit Shinigami Shogun with a double chop. ...5 ...Chandler Hopkins gets back up and lays out Go-D with a running clothesline. ...6 ...Shinigami Shogun drives a back elbow into Mike Thompson. ...7 ...Shinigami Shogun launches Mike Thompson into the steel guardrail. ...8 ...Shinigami Shogun rolls into the ring breaking the count and then rolls right back out again. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Smart move by Shogun to get back in the ring to stop the count-out and then roll right back out again to keep control of what’s going on outside the ring.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Blah, blah, blah. Shogun got lucky. Another second or two and Yomi-no-Kuni along with Hopkins and Psycho Messiah would be watching the pay per view from home just like they deserve. These guys don’t deserve shit. The only reason Psycho Messiah was ever TV champ was because of me. I make careers here in the Empire and I can sure as hell break them. You remember that Phillip the next time you bad mouth Legacy!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins comes over to make it two-on-one. Shinigami Shogun and Chandler Hopkins hit Mike Thompson with a double clothesline. ...1 ...Shinigami Shogun sets up Mike Thompson on the steel ring steps and goes for the From Space (modified GTS with a Pele kick), but Mike Thompson floats over and DDT’s Shogun off the steel ring steps and onto the floor. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What an amazing counter by Crazy Man to float over and hit that DDT off the ring steps spiking Shogun’s head into the floor!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – That’s right baby!!! Who do you think you’re messing with? That’s one half of the World Tag Team Champions!!!
[ ...2 ...Mike Thompson rolls Shinigami Shogun back into the ring under the bottom rope. Mike Thompson goes for a Muscle Buster, but Shinigami Shogun blocks it. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Chandler Hopkins. Chandler Hopkins and Shinigami Shogun whip Mike Thompson into the ropes and they attempt to hit Mike Thompson with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline taking both men down. Shinigami Shogun rolls out of the ring. Mike Thompson runs into the ropes and hits Chandler Hopkins with another clothesline that spins him inside out. Mike Thompson is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Hopkins kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – What a huge clothesline by Crazy Man to spin Hopkins right out of his boots!!! If we watch the replay, you can clearly see that he landed square on the back of his neck!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Come on ref!!! That was a slow count!!! No Christmas bonus for you... you idiot!!!
[ Mike Thompson drives a Discus lariat into Chandler Hopkins. Mike Thompson tags out to Go-D. ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Now you’re going to see greatness in action!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Now you’re sounding like Prophet!!!
[ Go-D and Mike Thompson whip Chandler Hopkins into the ropes and they hit Chandler Hopkins with a double elbowsmash. Mike Thompson leaves the ring. Go-D catches Chandler Hopkins in an arm grapevine submission but Hopkins is too close to the ropes and grabs them forcing Go-D to let go. Chandler Hopkins makes a diving tag out to Shinigami Shogun. Shinigami Shogun and Chandler Hopkins hit Go-D with a double backbreaker. Mike Thompson enters the ring, but gets cut off. Shinigami Shogun and Chandler Hopkins whip Go-D into the ropes and they hit Go-D with a double kick to the midsection. Chandler Hopkins drives a clothesline into Go-D. Shinigami Shogun climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Go-D throws him to the mat. Chandler Hopkins leaves the ring. Go-D catches Shinigami Shogun in a sleeperhold. Shinigami Shogun is struggling to reach the ropes and grabs them and Go-D lets go. Go-D tags out to Diamond Dallas Page. ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – It seems the champ has had enough of this match and he’s heading for the safty of the ring apron.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – He needs a breather you idiot!!! Things are fine!!! Page has got this!!! One Diamond Cutter and this match is over!!!
[ Tank enters the ring and throws Go-D out of the ring. Tank drives a Discus lariat into Diamond Dallas Page. Shinigami Shogun attempts a top rope diving elbowsmash, but Diamond Dallas Page counters it with a side slam. The referee forces Tank out of the ring. DDP makes the upside-down symbol of the Diamond Cutter at Tank (meaning pussy) and never sees Shinigami Shogun coming as he takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a release German suplex. Shinigami Shogun drives a Curb Stomp into Diamond Dallas Page. Shinigami Shogun stomps Diamond Dallas Page. Shinigami Shogun tags out to Tank and the crowd goes wild. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Shit’s about to get real now Shane as Tank is in the ring!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Watch your mouth!!! If the network fines us, it’s coming out of your ass!!!
[ Tank and Shinigami Shogun hit Diamond Dallas Page with a top rope double splash. Shinigami Shogun leaves the ring. Tank runs into the ropes but Page nails Tank with a back body drop. Diamond Dallas Page is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...and Tank gets his shoulder up!!! ]
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Another pathetically slow count!!! There’s going to be a meeting with the referees after tonight’s show to go over this crap!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – The pace of the count seemed fine to me.
[ Page nails Tank with a hard lariat. Chris Simmons enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Diamond Dallas Page and Chris Simmons whip Tank into the ropes and they hit Tank with a double back body drop. Diamond Dallas Page and Chris Simmons whip Tank into the ropes and they hit Tank with a double fist to the midsection. Chris Simmons leaves the ring. Diamond Dallas Page goes for an Exploder suplex, but Tank counters it with an elbowsmash to the side of the head. Tank hits a cradle suplex into the corner on Diamond Dallas Page. Tank gets a boot choke on Diamond Dallas Page against the bottom turnbuckle as Todd Sinclair warns Tank to let go. Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...and Tank lets go just in time!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Ito was screaming at Tank from the ring apron to let go.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Goes to show you how dumb Tank is. He had to be told to let go? He almost cost them all title shots at the pay per view. This guy’s as dumb as a box of rocks!!!
[ Tank runs into the ropes and hits Diamond Dallas Page with a running knee strike. Chandler Hopkins enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chandler Hopkins drives a back heel kick into Diamond Dallas Page. Tank uses a backslide cradle pin on Diamond Dallas Page as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Page kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Page is in bad shape right now as he’s being manhandled by Tank. He’s in desperate need of a tag out!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Simmons is the freshest man!!! Tag out to Simmons!!! Make the tag damn-it!!!
[ Chandler Hopkins leaves the ring. Tank runs into the ropes going for a clothesline, but DDP ducks under it and hits the Diamond Cutter on Tank!!! Diamond Dallas Page goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Tank drops his foot on the bottom ropes. ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Page snapped off the Diamond Cutter from out of nowhere!!! Like him or hate him right now, he hasn’t lost a step!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – And that’s why he’s part of Legacy!!! Tank had his shot at joining us, but he’s too damn dumb. That’s fine with us. We don’t need a has been like him anyway!!!
[ Diamond Dallas Page tags out to Chris Simmons. Chris Simmons and Diamond Dallas Page send Tank into the ropes and they hit Tank with a double chop. Chris Simmons and Diamond Dallas Page hit Tank with a double atomic drop. Diamond Dallas Page leaves the ring. Chris Simmons hits a backbreaker on Tank. Chris Simmons attempts a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Tank blocks it and Tank elbows Simmons in the face. Tank does a go-around and snaps off a release Snap Dragon suplex!!! Tank makes the hot tag to Ito who climbs to the top rope and hits a 450 splash onto Simmons for the win ...1 ...2 ...2 ½ ...and Simmons kicks out!!! ]
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – Have you changed your mind yet about helping your team out? I think they are getting their asses kicked out there.
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – No, they are fine!!! This match isn’t over yet!!!
[ Ito drags Simmons to his feet and locks on the Dragon Sleeper!!! Simmons flails his arms wildly trying desperately to grab any part of the ropes that he can. Thompson rushes into the ring and chop blocks Ito’s right knee!!! Tank comes into the ring and attacks Crazy Man while Hopkins and Page go at it outside the ring!!! Ito makes the tag to Psycho Messiah when from behind Go-D grabs his feet and drops him to the floor. Go-D tries for a huge punch, but Psycho Messiah blocks it and blasts Go-D in the jaw dropping him like a ton of bricks!!! Psycho Messiah climbs back onto the ring apron as Simmons comes at him. Psycho Messiah drives his shoulder into Simmons doubling him over. Psycho Messiah springboards off the top rope and drives Simmons into the mat with a Canadian Destroyer!!! ]
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a move by the big man!!! Simmons is out cold!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Shit, not this way!!! Not this way!!!
[ Psycho Messiah drags the limp body of Simmons up, points at Shane and then drives Simmons into the mat with the Dead at Dawn (Sit-out Reverse DVD)!!! Psycho Messiah rolls Simmons up for the ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tank Edge, Psycho Messiah, Chandler Hopkins and Yomi-no-Kuni!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – What a match we just witnessed!!! This has to go down as one of the best tag team matches of the year!!!
“The Mexican Sensation” Caristico – And now the pay per view is complete!!! We now know that Diamond Dallas Page will defend his TV title against Chandler Hopkins and Legacy will defend their World Tag Team titles against Yomi-no-Kuni!!! But what I can’t wait for Shane is when you have to climb into that steel cage against Psycho Messiah!!!
The CEO of the Empire and Empire Hall of Famer Shane McMahon – Shut up!!! Just shut up the both of you!!! That aint going to happen!!! There’s no way in hell I’m going to get inside any cage with that animal!!!
“British Royalty” Phillip Greenway – Folks, that’s all for tonight!!! I hope you enjoyed the show and we will see you right back here Thursday night on Afterburn!!!
Epilogue
[ Hours after the show goes off the air, the camera’s come back on and we see Salena walk into the Days Inn in downtown St. Louis. She is wearing a trench coat and has dark sunglasses on along with a black hat trying very hard to keep her identity a secret. She enters the elevator and hits the button for the fourth floor. The elevator jerks into motion and within seconds she arrives at her floor. The door slowly slides open, stuttering a few times due to the lack of maintenance. She steps out, being very careful due to her spike heels that she’s wearing. She pulls out her phone and swipes through a recent text. She looks up reading the door numbers until she finds the exact door that she is looking for... room 69. She removes her glove and knocks on the door. She can hear footsteps on the other side and the door unlocks and slowly opens to reveal Mance Warner standing there with just a thong on and his beaten up baseball cap on his head. ]
“The Southern Psychopath” Mance Warner – What took you so long?
[ Mance grabs her by the arm and pulls her into the room slamming the door shut behind them. Down the hall, two people watch from the shadows in disgust ...The Lynch Mob!!! ]
Matt Lynch – what the hell?! He’s fucking the enemy?
Joey Lynch – Well, we don’t know what they’re doing in there!!!
Matt Lynch – What the hell do you think they are doing in there, working on a science experiment? Of course, they are fucking!!! Now we’ve got a problem!!! Let’s go!!!
Joey Lynch – Where we going?
Matt Lynch – I need a beer and some time to think this crazy shit over!!!
[ The Lynch Mob sneak down the back stairs to their waiting Ford pick-up and drive off. ]