Adrenaline Results 1-11-2021

[Mark]

Eleven and a half years ago. The last broadcast seen on tv…



Live from the sold-out Jackson Convention Complex in Jackson, MS

Saturday Night June 13th, 2009

8:00pm EST



[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires promo video package with all the stars of the Empire and their high risk, high impact moves and the music of "'Till I Collapse" by Eminem blasting across the arena. The sold-out crowd goes bananas. Finally, Adrenaline comes onto air as the cameras pan the crowd checking out all the fans with their hand made signs waving in the air. After a minute of circling the arena, the camera focuses on the ring where we see pyro exploding from all four ring posts!! The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcaster table as "British Royalty" Phillip Greenway and "The Messiah" Chris Simmons are standing by. ]



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Good evening folks and welcome to another star-studded addition of Adrenaline. Chris, we are hot off the heels of another fantastic ppv event in Lost at Sea!!! Eight incredible matches took place and what a night it was as we crowned a brand-new Women's champion.



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That's right. Julia Easter defied the odds and beat the upstart and very brash young Pixie for the Women's World title in a brutal Singapore Cane match. I can't wait to see these two divas in their rematch.



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - In other action, we also were able to name a brand-new number one contender to the United States title as Billy Fury outlasted eight other men in an Over-the-Top Rope Battle Royal. Congratulations go out to this young superstar.



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Billy Fury has got to be one of the best young talents the Empire has signed this year. In my eyes, he's second runner up to Davisson Cage for Rookie of the Year honors!!!



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - In another number one contender’s match, Lindsey Calloway defeated Caitline McMahon to be named the new number one contender to Julia's title.



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Lindsey is a wonderful women's wrestler. What she lacks is consistency. If she's ever going to beat divas like Pixie or Julia, she'll need to be more consistent on a weekly basis. I can't wait to see her challenge Julia at the ppv.



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, in one of the most intense matches of the ppv; we watched as Redentor and Abaddon fought from the ring all the way to the engine room and finally the upper deck and it was Redentor that finally retained his title when he sent Abaddon into the ocean.



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - The big man gave it all he had, but when the dust settled Redentor showed us all exactly why he's the King of the Deathmatch Champion. Great win for "Big Red"!!!



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - In another killer match, we all witnessed the Thrillers take on the G.O.A.T. Champion in a Gauntlet match. In the end, with the slightest help from Drake Connors; Tank retained his title and cemented his status as the Greatest of All Time!!!



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Tank may be the old man of the Empire, but he's got the fucking heart of a champion!!! You're gonna have to rip that strap out of his cold dead hands if you wanna take it from him.



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Lost at Sea also saw the Disposable Heroes defend their Unified World Tag Team titles against the A.K.A.!!! Tremendous match with a horrible ending as Scorpion got his team disqualified and in the end the champions retained.



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Scorpion’s off his damn rocker. This kid actually thinks he's better than guys like Drake and Crimson. What he needs to do is stop sniffing that face paint. Those toxic fumes are starting to fuck up his head!!!



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, the main event was supposed to be the crowning jewel of the ppv. But it was far from that as Richy’s lack luster performance gave Drake a very easy victory.



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Man for months the hype was incredible. Richy was the uncrowned champion and all signs were leading to him beating Drake. Whatever happened to Richy we may never know. But what we do know is that at the ppv we all witnessed the return of Tony Tran and it was dramatic as Tran tossed Richy into the pool of sharkies.



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Yes, that's right. Now some of you were concerned about the fate of Richy after the ppv went off the air. At this time, we can tell you all that Richy is NOT dead. Richy has left the Empire and is at home resting and deciding if the Empire truly is a place he would like to wrestle.



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - He's not dead?! Damnit!!!



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Easy Chris. All good things come to those that wait. In the biggest match of the evening, Team Mark took on Team Pezzer with the fates of two men hanging in the balance. If Team Mark wins, Pezzer is exiled. If Team Pezzer wins, Mark gets exiled.



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Yeah, but that wasn't the half of it. There were a ton of other stipulations on the line that night. Too many to count. Titles were on the line!!! Title matches were up for grabs!!! Friendships were tested!!! All that good shit!!!



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - That's right, but in the end; it was Team Mark that walked out of Lethal Lockdown match with the win and Pezzer has taken his leave from the Empire vowing to come back even worse than ever!!!



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That cock stain can just stay away as far as I'm concerned!!!



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Be nice Chris. Folks, I am getting word that the owner of the Empire Mark Choquette is coming out to address the Empire's fans!!! Let's see what the boss has to say!!!



"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This is going to be great!!! Anytime Mark comes out here yah know some major shit is about to go down!!!



"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here he is!!



[ "When the Music Stops" by Eminem explodes across the arena and the owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette walks out on stage to the roar of the crowd!!! ]



[ Mark walks down to the ring high fiving all the fans that adore him along the way. ]



[ He finally makes it to the ring and Daisy hands him a mic. He thanks her and kisses her on the cheek before she leaves the ring. ]



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - Good evening everyone. I hope you are all enjoyed the Lost at Sea ppv this past Sunday night. The superstars and staff of the Empire really busted their asses to put on one hell of a show!!!



[ The sold out crowd gives Mark a standing ovation. ]



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - So here we are, six days removed from the ppv and as I stand here before you, I have a huge, almost earth-shaking announcement to make. But before I do that, will the production crew in the back please hit the live feed. Thank you.



[ The titantron comes to life showing an empty arena where construction crews are hard at work. ]



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your hats because what I am about to tell you is going to blow you away.



[ Mark smiles. ]



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - What you are viewing tonight is an arena that I constructed with my own money. This arena is a state-of-the-art facility like no other. Now for the past few months the staff and I have been meeting to discuss the state of the Empire and how we as a whole can make the Empire better. Better than any other federation in the world today. What we have come up with is going to rock the Empire right down to its foundation. You see, starting in just two weeks; the Empire is going to start debuting a brand-new show on Friday nights and it is called ...



[ The crowd goes wild as Mark smiles and nods, absorbing in all the cheers and adulations of his years of hard work. Then he snaps out of it and comes back to reality. ]



January 11, 2021…



[ Sitting in his dressing room, alone; nursing a bottle of brandy which is already half gone, the owner of the Empire thinks back to the last night he watched his superstars on television. What went wrong? Why did he pull the plug on his company out of the blue like that? Could it have been the blow-out he had with Tank? Or maybe it was the death of his friend Reverend Snow. Maybe it was that he was financially tapped out. That he could barely keep the company afloat and he overreached. Taking the last sip from his glass he knows the truth. He quit. Quit on himself. Quit on his company. Quit on all the people that relied on him for a paycheck. He quit. Placing the glass neatly on the table next to him he hears a knock at the door. ]



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - Yeah.



[ And the door swings open and his long-time friend and Hall of Famer DDP walks in. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – It’s time to go boss.



[ Mark nods his head in agreement and scoffs at the thought that he would ever be here again. Thinking back to that last day he was bound and determined to never step foot in another wrestling arena again. That he put to rest that part of his life. ]



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette – Yeah, I guess it is.



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – What’s the matter boss? Having second thoughts?



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette – Second thoughts? [ and he laughs at that thought. ] Every morning since you approached me, putting this crazy idea in my head that we can make something out of the legacy we built years ago.



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Well, it’s too late to back out now.



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette – Is it?



[ DDP messages Marks shoulders working out the kinks. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Let’s go old man. It’s time to let the next generation finish what we started.



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette – Next generation? You make us seem like fucking dinosaurs?



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Have you looked in the mirror lately? We’re not exactly spring chickens.



[ The two men laugh as they leave the room. ]



[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires old promo video package with all the former stars of the Empire and their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and thank you for tuning in to the World Wrestling Empire… again! Now it’s been a few years, but you may know who we are. I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Old bastard? Talk for yourself you crazy old fuck.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hahaha, relax Messiah. Once again folks, thanks again for tuning in. The owner Mark Choquette and his staff have done an amazing job rebuilding the brand and going out there and signing some really amazing talent.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Very true. Powerhouses like Alexander Stone and Boris Drago. Some amazing tag teams like the Lynch Mob, the Hooligan’s and the Mexican sensations Los Vipers!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And let’s not leave the women out of the picture. We have some incredible female talent.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s right Mike. Amber Nova, Christina Darling and the insane Zombie Bride Su Yim just to touch on a few. It should be a hell of a division.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I for one cannot wait to get right to the action. But before we kick things off, let’s hear from the owner of the federation, Mark Choquette! Let’s go right down to the ring and listen in.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This should be good.



[ The camera pans to the ring where the owner Mark Choquette is standing there, looking a little older than what we are used to seeing. Boos and profanities rain down on the owner of the Empire and he stands there taking it all in, letting the crowd get it out of their system before beginning. ]



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette – Good evening. I wanted to start off by thanking all of you, the World Wrestling Empire fans for tuning back in and giving this great federation another chance. In the past twenty years or so, I know that I have let many of you down. That I threw away many good friendships that could never be repaired. For that I am truly sorry. But tonight, is a fresh start for many of us. The new General Manager Diamond Dallas Page and myself have searched the world for some of the greatest talent I could buy, am I am proud to say we have succeeded. That roster back there is amazing.



[ as he motions toward the locker-room area and the crowd cheers. ]



The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette – Now as the weeks went by building up to tonight’s show people have been asking me just how much I am going to have a hand in the day-to-day operations of the Empire. Well, it’s my money that’s paying these guys so I’ll be around, but you will not be seeing my face as much as you did on past versions of my federations. The face of the Empire will be non-other than the General Manager DDP!



[ As if on that cue, “It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” explodes across the arena as the new Empire General Manager struts out onto the stage and marches down to the ring. The crowd goes absolutely ape shit as Mark and DDP hug, and Mark hands the podium over to him. Mark slowly climbs out of the ring leaving DDP to address the world.



“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Amazing isn’t it? Nobody would have guessed that eleven years ago we would be standing here right now doing this all over again. Right Chris? Right Mike?



[ …and DDP points and smiles down at Mike Thompson and Chris Simmons at ringside. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ll be honest, I was pretty happy sitting on the beach down in Miami. But I couldn’t resist coming back one last time!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – For me it was the money. Mark backed up the truck and dumped a shit ton of money on my front lawn! How could I resist!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A shit ton? How much is he paying you?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let’s just say there’s a ton of zeros at the end of my check.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We will need to discuss this more later.



[ and the camera pans back to DDP in the ring. ]



“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – You guys are great. I forgot how much fun you guys were, even though you both liked to beat my ass from time to time. Anyway, getting back to this great show. Along with fresh talent, we have also revamped the look of the show. Yes, we kept the name of our Monday night flag show, but the look is a little different…



[ and DDP motions toward the giant titantron on the stage where the new Adrenaline image appears and the crowd cheers… ]



“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – You like that? Yeah, I like it too! We also have decided on our very first PPV and it will be held on Sunday February 7th and it will be called…



[ and again the titantron lights up showing the first ppv promo and the crowd goes wild… ]



“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – That’s right, it’s Crossfire folks and Mark and I have big plans for that show. Starting tonight, we are going to kick off three tournaments to crown our very first champions in this new generation of the Empire. A sixteen-man tournament will begin here tonight to crown a new World Heavyweight champion! An eight-team tag team tournament will also begin tonight to crown new World Tag Team champions! And finally, eight women will also compete in a tournament to crown a brand-new Women’s World champion! So not waiting a minute longer, let’s get right to the action, shall we?



[ The crowd goes nuts chanting DDP!!! DDP!!! DDP!!! The General manager smiles as DDP hands the microphone to the ring announcer “The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein and the camera pans back to the announcer’s table. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a way to kick off this new version of the Empire. My blood is pumping so much I might just toss my name into the hat myself?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re too fucking old.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs. “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!



[ The Texas Cowboy struts down to the ring as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins takes his hat and vest off before walking up the ring steps and climbing in. He bounces off the ropes warming up and stretching out. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Are you fucking kidding me? This guy wrote and sang his own entrance music?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I kind of, you know; I sort of like it! Chandler Hopkin’s is an amazing talent with that devastating lariat finisher called the Wrangler!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’ve watched this kid on tap, and I can’t tell you how many heads he nearly decapitated with that move! The way he slingshots over the top rope gaining momentum and then BLAM, head shot! Sends fucking shivers down my spine Mike!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 484 lbs., Bulk!



[ “Onward to Victory” by Icepick plays as the massive Bulk marches down to the ring to a chorus of boos. The giant of a man climbs the steps stepping through the ropes glaring at the cowboy who’s pacing around the ring watching the massive Bulk just stand there looking as mean as hell. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man is Bulk fucking huge, Chris! I’ve got no idea how Hopkin’s is going to beat this guy. Even if he hits him with the Wrangler, that neck is so fat he may not even feel it!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This match may look lopsided from the onset, but I still wouldn’t count Hopkin’s out. He needs to stay away from Bulk’s power moves and take a more of a hit and run tactic.



[ The bell rings to start the match and referee Yali Sapphire motions for both men to start the match. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here we go Chris! I’ve been waiting years for this!



[ Hopkin’s marches to the center of the ring and starts to jaw jack with the bigger man Bulk. Bulk doesn’t say a word, just smirks at the cowboy. Hopkin’s lashes out and slaps the smirk right off of Bulk’s face. Bulk reaches up rubbing the sting from his cheek looking pretty pissed now. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That didn’t seem like a good idea.



[ Bulk grabs Hopkins by the arm and swings him toward the ropes. Hopkin’s bounces off and comes right back at Bulk. Bulk swings his massive arm trying for a clothesline, but Hopkin’s ducks under the big arm and jumps off the bottom rope flying back at Bulk with a back forearm. Bulk is staggered as Hopkin’s gets right back to his feet coming right at Bulk. Three straight chops to Bulks chest turns it beat red. Hopkins tries to send Bulk into the ropes, but Bulk powers out sending Hopkins across the ring. Again, Bulk tries for a wild clothesline, but Hopkins ducks under it; spins back and chop blocks the big man down to one knee. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This may be the opening Hopkins needs! Keep it up kid!



[ Hopkins bounces off the ropes, and BLAM… a shinning wizard to the back of Bulks head. Bulk drops down to the mat and Hopkins makes the cover…1 …2 … and Bulk kicks out!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bulk just got his bell rung. He needs to find a way to collect himself and get back in this fight.



[ Bulk rolls out of the ring, pacing around the ringside area; rubbing the back of his head where Hopkins kicked him. Hopkins measures him up and leaps over the top rope with a huge splash that wipes Bulk out. Hopkins quickly rolls Bulk back into the ring and makes another cover…1 …2 … and again Bulk kicks out. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hopkins has wrestled a nearly perfect match so far. He’s just one move away from finishing Bulk.



[ Hopkins steps through the ropes and motions for Bulk to get to his feet. Bulk staggers up and Hopkins sails off the top rope attempting his finisher the Wrangler (the Buckshot Lariat)! Bulk avoids it sending Hopkins into the ropes. Hopkins comes right back at Bulk and is hit with a Sidewalk Slam! Hopkins writhers on the mat in pain as Bulk goes for the pin…1 …2 … and Hopkins kicks out! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And just like that Bulk has turned the tide of the match!



[ Bulk grabs Hopkins by the hair dragging him to his feet. Chop after chop he drives Hopkins into the corner. Bulk grabs Hopkins by the arm and sends him across the ring crashing into the far turnbuckle. With a full head of steam, Bulk charges across the ring going for his finisher the Spine Crusher Finale (a Stinger Splash)!! At the last second, Hopkins ducks out of the way and Bulk hits nothing but turnbuckle. Bulk staggers back and Hopkins catches him from behind with a roll-up into a pin…1 …2 …2 ½ …and Bulk kicks out sending Hopkins tossed in the air. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shit, I thought Hopkins was a dead man. Talk about thinking quick on his feet.



[ Hopkins senses the end is near as he leaps over the top rope begging for Bulk to get to his feet. Bulk staggers up and it’s the opening Hopkins has been waiting for. He leaps off the top rope going for the Wrangler (the Buckshot Lariat), but Bulk ducks under it. Hopkins turns back and is flattened by a short arm clothesline that spins Hopkins inside out.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a clothesline! Hopkins is going to need some dental work after that.



[ Bulk bounces off the far ropes and drops a big leg across Hopkins throat for the pin…1 …2 …2 ½ …and Hopkins kicks out. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Lazy ass pin by the big man. This should be over!



[ Bulk screams “It’s over!” as he drags Hopkins to his feet by the hair. He launches the Cowboy into the corner and goes for the Spine Crusher Finale (a Stinger Splash), but Hopkins leaps over the top rope just before impact. Bulk, dazed; staggers out of the corner. Wasting no time, Hopkins leaps over the top rope and nails Bulk with the Wrangler (the Buckshot Lariat)!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He hit it!!! He hit the Wrangler!!!



[ Hopkins grabs Bulk and rolls him up…1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!!!



[ Hopkins is quick to leave the ring as Bulk pitches a pissy fit looking to exact some revenge on the cowboy! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a win for the Cowboy. If you would have asked me who I thought would win this match before it started, I would have bet the house on Bulk. He had raw power that I didn’t think Hopkins could handle. Man was I wrong.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s the name of the game Mike. Now Hopkins moves on to the second round of the World Heavyweight tournament and will face either the barefoot wrestler Tiger King or the Mexican sensation Caristico which face off next week right here on Adrenaline!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m hearing that Cindy Meyers is backstage right now with Alexander Stone!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This should be good.



Cindy Meyers – Alexander Stone, tonight you have a first-round match-up against the Japanese monster Babba Ali…



[ Stone puts his hand up stopping her mid-sentence. ]



“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Let me stop you right there Cindy and get right to the heart of the question. You want to know how in the hell I’m going to beat that 425-pound monster? Well, the real question you should be asking is how the hell is Babba Yadda…



Cindy Meyers – It’s Babba Ali.



“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – I don’t give two shits what his name is, because at the end of the day; Babba Ali is just going to be another footnote in the history books as I become the new Worlds Heavyweight Champion.



[ Stone marches toward the ring leaving Cindy standing there. ]



Cindy Meyers – Mike, Chris; back to you guys.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If there’s one guy that I would pick to win this tournament, it would be Alexander Stone. This guy’s is a five-tool wrestler. He’s got it all.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That must be why he calls himself Pure Gold.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 251 lbs. “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!



[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Stone marches down to the ring and the sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him. He takes off his robes off along the way and tossing it to the floor. He rolls under the bottom rope and motions for his opponent to get his ass down to the ring! The referee Joey Jiles tries to hold Stone back as Harvey Weinstein announces the challenger.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 425 lbs.; Babba Ali!



[ “Japan Rising Son” by Dale Oliver explodes across the arena as Ali, not fearing Stone at all; walks down to the ring not paying much attention to the boos and up the ring steps. Stone, wanting to get his hands-on Ali; is held back by a much smaller referee. Ali takes his blue robes off and tosses it over the top rope to the floor. He turns back to Stone just in time to get nailed with a running clothesline sending the big Japanese man over the top rope and to the floor! The referee immediately calls for the bell as Stone rolls out of the ring after Ali. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone isn’t wasting any time taking the fight right at Ali.



[ Stone grabs Ali by his ponytail and rams the big man’s head against the turnbuckle post. Ali staggers back as the referee starts the ten count. …1 …2 …Stone grabs Ali and sends him crashing into the guardrail! …3 …4 …Stone charges at Ali and clotheslines him over the guardrail and to the cement floor! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone is tearing Ali apart!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He better get him back in the ring before they are both counted out!



[ …5 …6 …Stone grabs Ali and drags him back over the guardrail. …7 …8 …Ali is dazed and confused as Stone rolls him under the bottom rope. …9… Stone rolls back into the ring just in time avoiding the count-out. Stone stands over Ali screaming down into his face. ]



“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – You thought you could beat me? You’re not even in the same league as me!



[ and Stone repeatedly slaps Ali across the face adding insult to injury. Grabbing Ali by the hair, he drags the big man to his feet and goes for the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – No fucking way! That’s a four-hundred-pound man he’s trying to pick up!



[ Stone drives Ali into the mat, hooking the big man’s leg for the cover …1 …2 …3! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And the winner of this match, “Pure Gold” Alexander…



[ Stone rips the microphone from Weinstein’s hand and addresses the fans watching from home.



“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – That’s the best you have to offer? That’s insulting to me! Mark my word, I’m going to take that World title and run this place, and that’s …Pure Gold!



[ Stone then turns his attention back to Ali as he stomps the shit out of him. DDP and two other referee’s rush the ring and force Stone to leave the ring. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a statement Stone just made Chris. That match just put him at the top of the list of guys that are going to be top contenders for years to come.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I bet Babba Ali would like another shot at Stone. That cheep shot to start the match really knocked Ali off his game. Let’s go backstage where Cindy is with Bloody Mary.



[ The cameras flash backstage as Cindy is standing by with Bloody Mary. ]



Cindy Meyers – Mary… or do you prefer Bloody Mary?



Bloody Mary – Bloody Mary please.



Cindy Meyers – Ok, Bloody Mary, tonight you face off in the first round of the Women’s World title tournament against “The Maneater” Maria Manic. The book on her is that she is a submission specialist. What are your plans on staying out of her deadly clutches?



Bloody Mary – My plan? Let me tell you my plan so that all the kids that are watching can close their eyes and avoid the bloodshed.



[ Bloody Mary looks right in the camera. ]



Bloody Mary – Maria… Maneater… or whatever cute little gimmick you like to call yourself; let me make this perfectly clear. You walk into that ring, into my world; I’m going to claw your eyes out. I’m going to rip apart your pretty little face and leave you scarred for life. That every time you look in the mirror, you’re going to see those scars and it will remind you exactly whose world you’re playing in!



[ “The Blood Carnival”, Steve Scott and Marc Fulton walk into the scene. ]



Cindy Meyers – Steve Scott, Marc Fulton; we have reports that you two have entered the World Tag team title tournament but your opponents for next week have yet to be named.



“Bloodlust” Steve Scott – It doesn’t matter who the Blood Carnival faces next week Cindy, but what does matter is tonight. Tonight, Bloody Mary faces off against Maria Manic and rest assured… blood will be shed!



[ The Blood Carnival escorts Bloody Mary off the set and down to the ring. ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the Women’s World title tournament! Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by the Blood Carnival; weighing in at 150 lbs., Bloody Mary!



[ “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson rocks the arena as the Blood Carnival walk down to the ring in force. The crowd can’t stand them and they let the group know it as the boos rain down on them. Bloody Mary rolls into the ring as Steve and Marc walk around the outside of the ring. Head referee Todd Sinclair warn both men to stay out of the match. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is going to be an uphill battle for Maria with the Blood Carnival out there. That referee better have his head on a swivel.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – There’s no way that this is going to be a fair match. I don’t get why the referee allows this to happen. Get them the hell out of there.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, making her way to the ring weighing in at 161 lbs., “The Maneater” Maria Manic!



[ A mix of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring, stopping short of the ring mats looking to the left at Steve and then to the right at Marc who both look at her like they want to kill her. She quickly dives under the bottom rope, but Bloody Mary is quick to react as she dives on-top of Maria blasting her with punches to the back of Maria’s head. The referee quickly calls for the bell starting the match. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bloody Mary is wasting no time taking it to her opponent!



[ As Bloody Mary pounds away, Maria reaches out grabbing the bottom rope. The referee tries to get Bloody Mary off of her. …1 …2 …and Bloody Mary kicks Maria in the back of her head. …3 …4 …and Bloody Mary bounces off the ropes, baseball sliding Maria to the floor. Steve and Marc swarm around Maria like vultures as the referee warns them to stay away from her. Bloody Mary bounces off the back ropes, dashes ahead and suicide dives over the top rope crashing into Maria! Bloody Mary kneels next to the discombobulated Maria screaming in her face! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a suicide dive Mike! That really fucked Maria up!



[ Bloody Mary grabs Maria by her long hair and rakes her face across the ring apron as the referee starts the ten count. …1 …2 ... Maria grabs her face, stinging from the rug burn. …3 …4 …Bloody Mary tries to slam Maria’s head into the ring-post, but Maria blocks it only to slam Bloody Mary’s head into it! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice reversal! That’s the opening Maria needs to sway the tide of this match.



[ …5 …6 …Maria picks Bloody Mary up and face-slams her into the top of the ring-steps busting her wide open! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – My God her face is a mess!



[ …7 …8 …Maria grabs Bloody Mary and rolls her into the ring following her in. Bloody Mary attempts to crawl away, but Maria locks the Maneater (an ankle lock submission) in! Bloody Mary screams and squirms in pain as she does everything that she can to break the hold! The referee drops down to the mat getting right in Bloody Mary’s face checking on her. With his attention turned away from the ringside area, Marc Fulton reaches in and grabs her by the hair slamming the back of her head into the mat! Maria, dazed; releases the hold. Bloody Mary staggers to her feet, avoiding putting any weight on her bad ankle. The referee looks around wondering what the hell just happened pointing at the two men at ringside who act like they did nothing. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Don’t be an idiot ref, of course they had a hand in it!



[ Bloody Mary drives an elbow down into the chest of Maria who writhers in pain. Getting back to her feet, Bloody Mary slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle; but takes too long as Maria gets to her feet, races up the turnbuckle and superplexes Bloody Mary down to the mat! Both women lay destroyed on the mat. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Someone needs to go for a cover!



[ Maria drags herself over and drops an arm across Bloody Mary’s chest for the cover…1 …2 …2 ½ …and Steve grabs Maria by the feet dragging her under the bottom rope and to the floor. The referee is stunned as he watches Maria blast Steve with a punch to the face that staggers him. Marc charges in, but Maria is quicker as she dodges his attack and he plows right into the turnbuckle post! Both men lay on the ground as Bloody Mary gingerly gets back to her feet. Maria kicks both men as the referee starts the count-out. …1 …2 …3 …Bloody Mary climbs to the top rope and suicide dives off wiping Maria out! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a dive! It brings back a shit ton of memories from back in our days!



[ …4 …5…Bloody Mary grabs the mats on the ground and rips them up exposing the cement floor underneath. …6 ...7…Mary drags Maria to her feet and plants her into the cement floor with the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster)!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a fucking kill shot!



[ Maria is bleeding from the gash on top of her head. …8 …9 …Bloody Mary rolls back into the ring avoiding the count-out. …10!!! And the referee calls for the bell! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And the winner of this match by count-out, Bloody Mary!!!



[ The referee tries to raise Bloody Mary’s arm in victory, but Steve and Marc rush into the ring and shoves the referee away as they each take her arms and raise them all in unison! Outside the ring, the medical staff have come to the aid of Maria Manic checking on her injuries. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bloody Mary kept her word, Chris; she made Maria bleed.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yes, she did; but I’m damn sure that we have not seen the last of these two squaring off. There’s going to be hell to pay once Maria clears her head. I’m hearing something is going on backstage. Let’s take a look.



[ Babba Ali is storming around the backstage area, pissed that not only that he lost the match; but the way he lost the match. It was a complete ass kicking in many peoples view. Alexander Stone took it to him and made him look like an amateur. ]



Ace Romero – What’s the matter big boy? Things didn’t go as planned out there? Hahaha!



[ Babba gets right up in Romero’s face, insulted by his rude comments. ]



Babba Ali – You insult me?



[ and Babba swings wildly landing lefts and rights on Romero’s head. Romero retaliates and drives Babba into the wall, also punching Ali in the gut; even though he’s too fat to feel it. Quickly referee’s and security storm the locker-room area trying to break these two big men apart. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If you ask me, Romero should have just kept his nose out of Ali’s business. The big man is pissed off after losing to Alexander Stone and poking the bear only escalated the situation.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, but wouldn’t you like to see these two big behemoths go at it? What a clash that would be!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That would be interesting.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Tag Team title tournament! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 462 lbs., the Hooligans!



[ The crowd doesn’t know whether to boo or cheer these two odd individuals as “We are Scum” by Reno and Scum blares across the arena as the tag team duo of Reno and Scum make their way down to the ring and climb in, pacing around waiting for their opponents. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The best way to describe these two guys are hood rats, plain and simple Mike.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck-it Chris, speak your mind. We didn’t get hired to sugar coat shit!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs. the Guerillas of Destiny!!



[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right in the Hooligans faces! Referee Joey Jiles is doing everything he can to hold the four men back from killing each other. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is about to explode! G.O.D. has their eyes set on the World Tag Team titles and in their opinion the Hooligans are just a speed bump along the way!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Well, I give the Hooligans a punchers chance; but if they are going to win this first round match-up they are going to have to go full throttle at G.O.D. and never let up.



[ G.O.D. goes to their corner and decide that the smaller Tama is going to start the match. Both men start to remove their jackets when from behind the bigger Reno charges into the corner smashing Tama with a clothesline to the back of the head. Tama, unknowingly; hits Tanga knocking him to the floor. Referee Yali Sapphire immediately calls for the bell as Reno backs Tama into the corner and repeatedly blasts him with back elbow shots. Dazed, Reno sends Tama across the ring into his corner and charges in with a huge splash. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Oh what a fucking hit!



[ Rena tags in Scum. Reno and Scum start to drive kick after kick into Tama’s midsection as Tama is pinned in the corner. The referee quickly counts …1 …2 …3 …4 and Reno puts his arms up before leaving the ring. Scum takes a few steps back and gets a running start before driving his knee into Tama’s face. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This was the punchers chance I was talking about Mike. If they can keep Tama isolated, they can pull this off.



[ Tama drops to the mat and starts to crawl toward his corner where Tanga has finally gotten up to the ring apron reaching in for the tag. Scum charges across the ring, dives and forearm smashes Tanga back off the ring apron and down to the floor again. Scum smiles as he turns back to Tama and stomps away on his back before dragging him back to his corner. Scum tags in Reno. Reno picks Tama up, and drives him down to the mat with a sidewalk slam; hooking his leg and going for the pin. …1 …2 … and Tama kicks out. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit what an upset that would have been!



[ Reno mounts Tama and reigns down punch after punch. Reno finally tags in Scum. Reno sends Tama into the ropes before they hit their finisher the Scum City Driver (Slingshot into a Death Valley Driver)!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Scum City Driver!



[ Scum rolls up Tama for the win …1 …2 …2 ½ …Tanga dives in and hits Scum in the back of the head breaking the pinfall attempt. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We’ve got the biggest upset in the making here folks!!



[ The referee forces Tanga out of the ring and back to his corner as Reno and Scum double team Tama. Dragging him to his feet they send him into the ropes. A double clothesline attempt by the Hooligan’s is thwarted as Tama ducks under the attempt and bounces off the back ropes, diving through the air hitting a double clothesline of his own!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a train wreck!! All three men are down and Tanga is begging for the tag!



[ Tama crawls toward his corner as Tanga reaches out as far as he can begging for the tag. Scum gets to his feet and grabs Tama’s foot. Bouncing on one foot, Tama spin kicks Scum right to the head dropping him to his knees. Tama dives across the ring and tags in a very jacked up Tanga! Tanga rushes into the ring and nails Scum with a knee strike to the face that nearly decapitates Scum. Reno rushes in and grabs Tanga from behind with a waist lock. Tanga swings back hitting Reno three times with a back elbow. Reno dazed, stumbles back as Tama rushes into the ring and clotheslines him as both men crash down bouncing off the ring apron and to the floor! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This one’s breaking down now!



[ Back in the ring, Scum chop shots Tanga’s right leg dropping him down to one knee. Bouncing off the back ropes, Scum hits Tanga with a Bulldog bouncing Tanga’s head off the mat! Scum goes for the pin …1 …2 … and Tanga kicks out! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – God damn, these kids got me rooting for them!





[ Scum drags Tanga to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Telegraphing a back body drop, Tanga stops short and DDT’s him into the mat before hooking his leg for the pin …1 …2 … and Scum kicks out! Outside the ring, Tama and Reno are going at it blow for blow. Reno sends Tama into the guardrail bending it back. Reno then attempts a big boot to the face, bit Tama ducks and Reno’s leg gets hung up. Tama steps back and WHAM… superkick to the face! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a shot to the mush! I think he just lost a few teeth!



[ Reno crumples to the floor, his leg still hooked on the guardrail. Back in the ring, Tanga drags Scum to his feet and lifts him up onto his shoulders. Tama sees this and climbs to the top rope and leaps off hitting their finisher the Kill Shot (The Dudley Death Drop)!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me, Scum just got folded like an accordion!



[ Tama guards the ring as Tanga rolls Scum up for the pin …1 …2 …3!!!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners by of this match, the Guerillas of Destiny!!



[ G.O.D. storm off glaring at the Hooligan’s knowing that they were in a fight tonight. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a great first round tag team match Chris. I really think that the Hooligan’s did everything they could tonight. They were just up against a tougher and better team.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to agree Mike. The Hooligan’s had a great game plan. Isolate the smaller of the two, but once they went off plan it all went to hell.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m not crowning G.O.D. as tag team champs yet because we haven’t seen the rest of the field; but this team is fucking for real.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let’s head backstage as Cindy Meyers is standing by with “The Beast” Shanna Furguson.



Cindy Meyers – Shanna, tonight you go head-to-head against “The Zombie Bride” Su Yim. Your thoughts?



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – You think I’m afraid of some bitch with a zombie gimmick, Cindy?



Cindy Meyers – Well, no; but…



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – If she wants to be zombie, I’ll make her myself. It’s nothing but a shitty gimmick! I’m a fucking beast, and that aint no gimmick Cindy! It’s my life.



[ The interview is interrupted as “The Maneater” Maria Manic walks by holding an icepack to the back of her head where she was busted open. Shanna sees her and laughs out loud at Maria. ]



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – See that Cindy? Another loser in the women’s division.



[ Maria hears what she said and marches right over to Shanna. ]



“The Maneater” Maria Manic – What the fuck did you just say?



Cindy Meyers – She said…



[ Shanna throws her hand up in Cindy’s face shutting her up. ]



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – What I said was that your pussy ass is just a small fish in an ocean full of sharks… bitch!!



[ Shanna then storms away heading to the ring. ]



“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Bitch huh? I’ll show you who’s the bitch!



[ The scene flashes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Why do I get the feeling that those two women are never going to be friends?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Maybe it was the bitch part? Just saying.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the Women’s World title tournament! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 155 lbs., “The Beast” Shanna Furguson.



[ The crowd boos as “The Trainer Battle” of the Pokémon Guitar Cover plays Shanna storms down to the ring, bare foot and dressed in her UFC garb. She dives under the bottom rope and starts to pace around like a mad woman motioning for the Zombie Bride to get down to the ring. ]



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Come-on bitch, get your ass down here! I’m not afraid of you!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna might not be afraid, but Su Yim scares the shit out of me.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, making her way to the ring weighing in at 115 lbs., “The Zombie Bride” Su Yim!!!



[ Some fans cheer and some boo as from the back, the Zombie Bride crawls out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Undead Bride” sends chills down everyone’s spines. Shanna paces around as she pulls out her mouthpiece and puts it in her mouth motioning for Su Yim to get in the ring. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man I love that face paint. Where was that shit when we were wrestling?



[ Su Yim sheds her wedding garb and crawls under the bottom rope. Shanna doesn’t wait for Yim to get to her feet before attacking the Zombie Bride. Head referee Todd Sinclair immediately calls for the bell as Shanna drags Su Yim into the ring by her hair. Shanna stomps on Yim’s hands, nearly busting a few fingers. Yim shakes her hands trying to get the feeling back in them as Shanna drags her to her feet. Shanna whips the Zombie Bride into the ropes and trips her up with a drop toe hold. Shanna quickly floats over Yim and locks her in with the Crippler Crossface! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna is going for the quick submission!



[ Yim struggles, kicks and claws before making her way to the ropes breaking the submission hold. The referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ … and just at the last second Shanna breaks the hold. She jumps to her feet and struts around the ring and Yim rolls under the bottom rope dropping to the floor. ]



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Where you going bitch?



[ and Shanna gives chase to the floor as the referee starts his count …1 …2 ...3 …Shanna grabs Yim and chops her repeatedly across her chest. Yim counters as she grabs Shanna by the arm and send her crashing into the ring steps. …4 …5 …6 …7 …Shanna drops to the floor crying out holding her right knee. Shanna tries to get up, but Yim drop kicks the ring steps into Shanna’s head …8 …9 …Yim grabs Shanna and they both roll under the bottom rope breaking the count. Yim drags Shanna to her feet and drops her to the mat with a gut wrench powerbomb! Yim goers for the cover …1 …2 …and Shanna kicks out! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I love it. These women are putting it all on the line!



[ Yim quickly climbs to the top rope and then leaps off hitting the 450 Splash on Shanna! Shanna squirms on the mat holding her stomach crying out in pain. Yim quickly mounts Shanna wrapping her arms up and then drives her fingers down Shanna’s mouth with her finisher the Purge (a mandible claw submission)!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hold on! Maria Manic is coming down to the ring and she’s armed with a steel chair!



[ Maria dives under the bottom rope and taps the chair on the mat a few times. Yim, having no idea what is about to happen releases her finisher and stands up walking toward Maria. ]



“The Zombie Bride” Su Yim – What are you doing?



[ Asks Yim as the referee checks on Shanna. ]



“The Maneater” Maria Manic – I’m sorry.



[ …and then Maria blasts Yim across the head with the steel chair knocking her ass out cold! The referee immediately calls for the bell. Maria looks down at Shanna who’s still gagging from having Yim’s fingers down her throat. ]



“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Who’s the shark now …bitch?



[ And Maria drops the chair down next to Shanna and rolls out of the ring heading backstage. ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, via disqualification; “The Zombie Bride” Su Yim!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Wow, did I just see what I thought I saw?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Damn skippy Mike. Maria just screwed over Shanna!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’ll teach her to keep her suck hole shut next time.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would watch what I say buddy. When Shanna comes around, she’s gonna wanna make someone pay for this shit.

“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a night so far Chris. The second round in all three tournaments are already taking shape. In the women’s division both Su Yim and Bloody Mary have punched their tickets into the second round. In the men’s division, Chandler Hopkins and Alexander Stone both advanced. And finally, in the men’s tag team division, G.O.D. advanced. Any surprises so far buddy?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Other than the screw job Shanna took at the hands of that bitter bitch Maria Manic, I think the only other match that shocked me was Bulk losing to Hopkins.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Can you picture any of these wrestlers that won tonight holding gold after the ppv?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Sure, G.O.D. absolutely could win it all and I’m still a huge fan of Alexander Stone. As far as Yim or Bloody Mary goes, there’s still too many great female wrestlers yet to showcase their talents.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Earlier we watched as Babba Ali and Ace Romero had an altercation backstage. Ace shot his mouth off that he was going to show up Ali in his match tonight against Arik Cannon. How do you see this match going down?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Ali had the unfortunate draw of going up against the buzz saw known as Alexander Stone. Romero has a much easier draw with Cannon, but let’s not count Cannon out. The guys a brawler and a buzz-saw. He got his training in Irish fight clubs. He’s one tough son of a bitch.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well I for one can’t wait to see how this all plays out. Let’s get to it. Harvey, it’s all yours.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!



[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to ringside. ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 376 lbs., Ace Romero!!



[ The crowd can’t stand this guy as “The Italian Fight Song” by Pottymouth rocks the arena as the giant Ace Romero stomps down to the ring eyeing the Irish Ass-kicker who’s stalking around the ring like a wild tiger. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What, does this guy thinks he fucking Rocky Balboa or something?



[ Romero climbs through the ropes and smiles wickedly at Cannon who hits both sides of his face with his taped-up fists. The bell sounds and both me go to lock up but Cannon ducks under the lock up and goes behind Romero. Cannon throws a few quick blows to the body of Romero. Romero quickly spins around trying to knock Cannon’s head off, but Cannon ducks under and again throws a few more body shots. Romero spins around again, and Cannon backs up bobbing and weaving. Romero charges and tries to grab Cannon, but Cannon ducks again and once again lands a few body blows. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - This isn't boxing, what the hell is Cannon doing?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - He's being smart falling back on his roots, Chris. Why would he want to lock up with that beast when he can just stick and jab.



[ Romero begins to stalk Cannon around the ring, but Cannon stays just out of arm's reach throwing a few body shots when he can duck in and get out quickly. Cannon tries for a big hook to the body, but mistimed it and Romero is able to get his hands-on Cannon grabbing him under the arms. Romero throws Cannon into the corner and charges in nailing a big back elbow on Cannon. Romero then nails a big right hand that almost knocks Cannon up and over the top rope. Romero grabs Cannon and shoots him across the ring into the turnbuckle where Cannon hits hard and staggers out right into a tilt-a-whirl slam from Romero. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Big slam there by the big Italian.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - This is exactly why Cannon was trying to avoid his power.



[ Romero picks Cannon up, but Cannon slips out of his grip and lands a combination of body shots that shakes Romero. Cannon grabs Romero and tries to shoot him off the ropes, but Romero reverses and sends Cannon into the ropes. Cannon comes off and Romero catches him for a black hole slam, but Cannon swings through the move flips over landing on his feet in front of Romero. Cannon nails a big kick to the stomach of Romero and hooks him for a suplex. Cannon starts lifting Romero, but Romero sinks his weight down, making it impossible for Cannon to lift him. Romero then grabs Cannon and lifts him up and drops him with a big vertical suplex of his own. Cannon sits up holding his lower back and rolls out of the ring. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Uh oh, Cannon is on the outside of the ring. I don't think that is where you want to be against Romero.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - It absolutely is not where you want to be.



[ Cannon is walking around the outside of the ring holding his back when Romero climbs over the top rope and comes to the outside. Cannon sees him coming and begins running around the ring and Romero gives chase. Cannon makes one and a half laps around the ring and then slides in and quickly gets to his feet. Romero goes to slide under the bottom rope, and Cannon seeks to cut him off with an elbow drop. Romero sees Cannon coming though and stops and slides backwards and Cannon falls to the mat completely missing Romero. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit! Smart move by Romero. He saw Cannon coming and got the hell out of the way.



[ Romero grabs Cannon and drags him to the outside under the bottom rope. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Oh no, this doesn't look good for Cannon.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well, at least Cannon will get a quick disqualification win.



[ Romero hammers Cannon with a big right hand that staggers Cannon backwards. Romero then grabs Cannon and sends him flying into the guard rail with a big Irish whip. Cannon hits the metal rail hard and sinks down. Romero stalks him and comes closer, but Cannon steps up and lands a kick to the stomach of Romero. Cannon grabs Romero by the head and spins him around and tries to slam his head into the apron, but Romero blocks it with his left hand and fires his right elbow into the stomach of Cannon. Romero then grabs Cannon by the head and slams his face into the mat. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Outside of the ring is Cannon’s territory and I don't know if anyone can hang with him in a street fight.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - Well, this isn't a street fight it is a wrestling match.



[ Cannon staggers around the outside of the ring, and Romero grabs him and spins Cannon around so he is up against the guardrail. Romero then nails a thundering chop, that lands hard across the chest of Cannon. Cannon staggers forward holding his chest as it stings like hell. Cannon staggers around the ring. Romero once again grabs Cannon and throws his back into the guardrail and lands another big chop that echoes throughout the arena. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Romero is ripping the hide off of Cannon’s chest with those chops.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - This is sick. Come on referee, count him out.



[ Romero throws Cannon into the ring under the bottom rope. Romero then hops onto the apron and stands up and begins stepping into the ring over the top rope. Cannon gets to his feet and sees Romero get one leg into the ring and the other leg on the apron. Cannon takes two quick steps and kicks upwards on the top rope, crotching Romero with the rope. Romero lets out a shriek and grabs the rope trying to steady himself. Cannon continues the dirty assault by grabbing the top rope and shaking it up and down. The referee intervenes and begins threatening Cannon with a DQ, and Cannon holds his hands up and backs up slowly as Romero crumples to the mat holding his groin. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - What a dirty player Cannon is.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - Nothing about Cannon is ever dirty Chris. He grew up fighting in the back streets of Ireland.



[ Romero climbs up to all fours and is still recovering as Cannon stands over Romero mocking him. Suddenly, Romero shots to his knee and grabs Cannon by the throat. Cannon looks both shocked and afraid as Romero stands to his feet. Romero lifts Cannon up for a chokeslam, but Cannon double axe handle's the elbow of Romero, causing Romero to drop Cannon. Cannon lands on his feet and instantly double legs Romero to his back. Cannon holds onto the legs of Romero and quickly applies a Scorpion Death Lock and going for a submission. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - Look at that move by Cannon. That was amazing!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - I don't think he will have much luck with a submission on Romero and those thick legs.



[ Cannon tries sinking the Death Lock in deeper, but Romero is able to drag himself to the ropes to break the hold. Cannon refuses to break the hold and the referee begins to count him out and Cannon releases the hold at the four count. Cannon continues to keep control of the match by working over the legs of Romero and keeping Romero grounded. Anytime Romero is able to fight back, Cannon attacks the knees and takes Romero back down to the mat. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Cannon is keeping Romero grounded which is a very smart move.



[ At one-point Cannon goes for another Scorpion Death Lock, but Romero grabs Cannon’s leg as he is stepping through. With all of his strength Romero shoves Cannon back with his hands and kicks his leg's back sending Cannon into the turnbuckle. Romero begins working his way to his feet as Cannon rubs his head clearing the fog as he rocked his head on the turnbuckle. Cannon see's Romero is getting up and charges at him, but Romero catches Cannon just in time with a big over-head belly to belly suplex, tossing Cannon across the ring. Both men are down on the mat as the move took a lot out of Romero and he is holding his knee, and Cannon appears to be out cold. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a suplex!!! I'm surprised Romero didn't toss Cannon into the front row with that belly to belly.



[ Cannon gets to his feet and shakes the cob webs clear from his head and sees Romero getting up. Romero stands up but as soon as he does Cannon is there and landing hard body shots that drives Romero back into the corner. Cannon stays on the assault and when he gets Romero in the corner, he continues with the body blows and combos and nailing a few headshots as Romero tries covering up to defend himself. The referee tries counting Cannon and telling him to let Romero out of the corner, but Cannon doesn't listen. Cannon goes for a big right hook, but the referee hooks Cannon’s arm and yells at him to let the man out of the corner. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Finally, a referee who isn't afraid to enforce the rules.



[ Cannon shoves the referee off and threatens to hit him too. That moment is all Romero needed though, as Cannon turns around Romero grabs him by the throat. Romero lifts Cannon up by the throat and spins around and throws Cannon into the turnbuckle. Romero begins rocking Cannon with big right hands that almost knock Cannon over the top rope. Romero then grabs Cannon and shoots him across the ring into the turnbuckle, and follows up with a big avalanche splash into the corner. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Romero is a house of fire now.



[ Romero grabs Cannon and lifts him up sitting him on the top turnbuckle. Romero then begins climbing the turnbuckles as well. Cannon fights back though and nails some right hands to the jaw of Romero. Romero keeps trying to climb, but Cannon nails two more big shots and then shoves Romero off the middle rope with both hands. Romero hits the mat hard, but rolls with it and starts climbing back to his feet slowly. Cannon is moving like a man on a mission and pulls his legs back into the ring over the top rope and then stands up on the top turnbuckle. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - Cannon’s looking to fly!!



[ Cannon jumps off the top rope hitting Romero with a top rope Tornado DDT!!! Cannon quickly makes the cover, hooking Romero’s leg …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a great match by both these individuals tonight. By far it has to go down as the match of the night so far.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree Mike. My hats off to both men, but what a statement by Arik Cannon tonight. He’s going to be a force moving on in this tournament.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m hearing that we have some sort of commotion going on backstage.



[ The camera flashes backstage as we see Cindy Meyers following “The Beast” Shanna Furguson down a hallway. ]





Cindy Meyers – Shanna, Shanna where are you going.



[ Shanna comes to a stop in-front of a door labeled Empire GM DDP. She balls up her fists and pounds on the door. Finally, it slowly opens and we can see the Empire Hall of Famer and current Empire GM DDP standing there. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Can I help you?



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Help me? Are you fucking for real? Didn’t you see what happened out there?



[ DDP smiles at her. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Of course I saw what happened out there. I’ve got this great sixty-inch flat screen…



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Fuck your flat screen TV, I wanna know what you’re going to do about it? That bitch cost me a shot at the Women’s world title. I want her ass!



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – I would prefer that you would try and get ahold of your anger issues. Maybe Yoga or meditation.



[ DDP reaches behind the door and pulls out a book handing it to Shanna. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – It’s a great read with tons of helpful tips on how to deal with outstanding issues and goals. Plus… it comes in audio format too. So, you can do Yoga and listen to it. Great right?



[ DDP smiles at her thinking that he just gave her a great gift. Shanna, even more pissed now; throws the book back into DDP’s office before getting right up in his face. ]



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – I told you, I want her ass and I want her ass tonight! I want payback on that bitch.



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Tonight, nah that aint going to happen. We’re already running late and I don’t think the boss is going to want to pay for any more TV time.



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Fine! Next week then. Let me beat her ass next week!



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Yeah …no, that’s not going to happen either I’m afraid.



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – And why the hell not!



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Next week’s card is jam packed too. Not enough air time.



[ DDP gets a brilliant idea as he smiles and snaps his fingers at her. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – I’ve got the perfect idea.



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – And what’s that?



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Crossfire. Shanna Furguson versus Maria Manic.



[ Shanna smirks at DDP. ]



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – That bitch is dead.



[ Shanna storms off leaving DDP and Casey standing there. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There you have it folks. DDP has signed our very first match for the Crossfire PPV! It’s going to be “The Beast” Shanna Furguson taking on “The Maneater” Maria Manic in a grudge match!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These two powerhouse women are going to rip each other apart! I can’t wait to witness this one!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more. But another match I have been on the edge of my seat waiting to see is our next match as the big man from Russia Boris Drago takes on another powerhouse in STIXX.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Two big bulls getting it on in the center of the ring. Let’s do this.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 lbs., “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago!!



[ The fans don’t know what to make of this guy as “Far from the start” by Timati and L’One plays as the Russian monster power walks down to the ring with a black hoodie pulled over his head so that we cannot see his face. He climbs into the ring and rips off the hood screaming out in a primal yell. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Damn he’s big!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 235 lbs., STIXX!



[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as the crazy British superstar marches down to the ring with his clown like mask on. Boris is held back by the referee as STIXX climbs into the ring and mounts the second turnbuckle removing his mask and sitting it there like the mask is watching the match. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Does this guy think that that mask is real? Like it’s going to watch the match or give him some special powers or some shit?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – He better stop worrying about that mask and start worrying about Drago.



[ As the bell sounds the men circle each other up. Drago tries to shoot a single leg on STIXX, but STIXX is able to side step out of the way. Drago then locks up with STIXX and is able to move STIXX back into the corner. As the referee calls for the break, Drago begins to let go but then cheap shots STIXX with a slap to the face. Drago then turns around and plays to the crowd, but as Drago turns back around STIXX takes him out of his shoes with a lariat. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - What a lariat, he almost knocked Drago out of his shoes.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - Boots.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - What?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - Drago wears boots buddy. He almost knocked him out of his boots.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Boots, shoes; who gives a fuck Mike?



[ STIXX takes control of the match by clobbering Drago with stiff blows and tossing him around the ring like a rag doll. Drago, on his knees tries begging off and asking for a break, but STIXX shows no mercy as he grabs Drago by the wrist and jerks him up and onto his feet and pulls him right into an exploder suplex. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - STIXX is having his way with Drago here early on in the match.



[ STIXX batters Drago with blows, and anytime Drago tries to fight back he gets a stiff shot for his troubles. Finally, Drago begs off on his knees in the corner this time. Once again STIXX grabs Drago by his wrist and pulls him up. STIXX shoots Drago off but Drago spins under hooking STIXX in a wrist lock. Drago then back flips and nails STIXX with a Pele kick. STIXX is staggered but not down. Drago blast him with a hard forearm but STIXX responds with an even stiffer forearm that knocks Drago back a few steps. STIXX then charges off the ropes but Drago follows him and as STIXX turns around is caught with the running intercept knee that knocks STIXX over the top rope and to the floor outside. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - What a knee! That just knocked STIXX all the way over the top and to the floor.



[ Drago waits until STIXX starts getting to his feet and then bounces off the ropes and comes running back towards STIXX and sails through the ropes nailing STIXX with a suicide dive. Drago then continues to beat on STIXX with quick strikes to his head. At one-point, Drago snap-mares STIXX and lays a stiff soccer style kick to STIXX back and as STIXX arches his back in pain. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is not where STIXX wants to be!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more Mike. STIXX needs to get this back in the ring and somehow find a way to swing the momentum of this match!



[ Drago sees the count getting closer to ten, he rolls STIXX back in the ring and follows him in. Drago continues to wear STIXX down with quick knee strikes and by working over the right arm of STIXX. Several times Drago would put STIXX in an armbar submission hold and when the referee would check on STIXX, STIXX would tell the referee to get the hell away from him. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Drago is viciously attacking the right arm of STIXX.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - Makes sense, if STIXX’s right arm is hurt he can't hit Drago with his finisher the STIXX Shift Driver.



[ Drago has an armbar clamped on tight on STIXX who fights his way to his feet. STIXX fires a hard forearm to the jaw of Drago that looseness Drago’s grip a bit. STIXX fires two more hard forearms to the jaw of Drago which completely breaks Drago’s grip and causes Drago to be bent over. STIXX then runs off the ropes and charges back at Drago and hooks him for STIXX Shift Driver!! Drago quickly counters with three quick elbow strikes to STIXX’s head. STIXX stumbles back and Drago hits him with a belly-to-belly suplex!! Drago goes for the pin …1 …2 …2 ½ …and STIXX kicks out. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - That was a close one. You can see that all the work that Drago did on STIXX’s right arm has taken its toll on the big man.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If STIXX can’t hit the STIXX Shift Driver, he’s going to have to find another way to put Drago away!!



[ Drago goes right back to work on the right arm of STIXX by driving his knee into the shoulder blade of STIXX. Drago then continues the assault with even more offensive maneuvers that focuses on damaging the arm. Eventually Drago gets STIXX in a vulnerable position and hooks STIXX with the Iron Curtain (a full nelson submission)!!! Drago wrenches back and forth putting pressure on STIXX’s neck hoping for a tap out!! STIXX counters by dropping down to his ass forcing Drago’s jaw to smash into the top of STIXX’s head!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - What a counter, STIXX hit a hell of a jaw-breaker to break that submission move.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - STIXX was in a world of shit Chris! He pulled that move out of his ass.



[ Drago staggers to his feet holding his jaw and sees STIXX on all fours. Drago grabs STIXX by the hair which seems to bring STIXX back to life as he charges forward lifting Drago up on his shoulders and running him across the ring crashing into the turnbuckle. STIXX then grabs Drago and shoots him across the ring into the far turnbuckle hard. Drago staggers out from the impact and STIXX almost takes his head off with a running lariat that spins Drago inside out. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - STIXX just took Drago’s fucking head off with that lariat Mike.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have to ask, how much damage did that move to STIXX? That right arm has to be killing him.



[ STIXX doesn't go for a pinfall as he grabs Drago by the head and pulls him to his feet and continues his assault with hard chops that drives Drago into the corner. STIXX throws Drago’s legs around his head, spins Drago around to the middle of the ring and power bombs him down to the mat. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Wait, the referee is down.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy shit! When STIXX spun Drago around, the referee got hit. I think he’s out cold!!



[ STIXX gets up and checks on the referee, trying to get him up; but the referee isn't responding. This gives Drago time to get to his feet. Drago spins STIXX around and goes to boot him in the stomach but STIXX catches it. STIXX then throws Drago’s leg down and back as hard as he can and the momentum sends Drago crashing down on his face. Drago starts to pull himself to his feet but STIXX spins him around and nails him with the STIXX Shift Driver (a full Nelson Snap Suplex)!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me, he just hit Drago with the STIXX Shift Driver!!! This is it Mike!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hold on Chris, the referee is still down!!! There is no one out there to make the count. We need another referee out here!!



[ STIXX has Drago covered but the referee is still out. STIXX gets up and starts checking on the referee again. STIXX spins around and is met with a chair shot to the head from Tito Escobar!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons - Where the fuck did Tito Escobar come from?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And why the hell did he just take out STIXX?



[ Escobar throws the chair down on the mat and picks up STIXX by the hair. Escobar spins STIXX around, hooks him, and then drives STIXX’s head into the chair with a single arm DDT!! Escobar then gets up and grabs STIXX mask off the turnbuckle post and then storms out of the ring and to the back. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – He took the mask! He took STIXX’s fucking mask! That fucking thief!



[ Drago staggers up to his hands and knees and sees STIXX out cold with his head still laying on the steal chair. Drago wonders what the hell just happened as he kicks the chair out of the ring and pulls the referee over waking him up. Drago then drops down and pins STIXX as the referee makes a slow count. …1…2…3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a shitty way of ending what was a fantastic fucking match!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And the worst part is that Drago has no fucking clue that Tito Escobar helped him win the match!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That piece of shit is going to get his once STIXX comes around.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This one’s going to take some time to get over. I’m hearing something is going on backstage. Let’s check it out.



[ The scene flashes to the back where we see Ace Romero throwing a shit fit for losing to Arik Cannon. Laughter can be heard as Babba Ali walks into the scene laughing his ass off at Romero. The two big bulls get face to face. ]



Babba Ali – So you’re not so big and bad after all.



Ace Romero – You wanna see how big and bad I can be bitch, step up and fight me!



Babba Ali – I’ll fight you, but you may wanna tell your momma to shut the tv off cause I’m going to embarress your ass in-front of millions of people watching.



Ace Romero – Is that so…



[ Just before they come to blows, a stranger walks into the scene all dressed in red carrying a demonic cane in his hand. ]



Reverend Azazel – Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, this is no way to act like superstars such as yourselves.



[ Romero and Ali stop and look at each other before looking back at Reverend Azazel. ]



Ace Romero – Who the hell are you?



Reverend Azazel – Some call be the Godfather, some call me a Reverend, but it’s not what my name is that is important compared to what I can do for you…



[ and he taps his demonic cane on Ali’s chest… ]



Reverend Azazel – …and you.



[ …and he taps his demonic cane on Romero’s chest. ]



Babba Ali – And what exactly is that?



Reverend Azazel – Come with me gentlemen, and we will discuss just that.



[ The camera pans back to the announcers table where a stunned Mike Thompson and Chris Simmons sit confused. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Reverend? He’s no fucking reverend! That’s the Godfather. He used to manage Scorpion!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Who?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Godfather!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – No I know who that jackass is, but who the fuck is Scorpion?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You remember him. He got his head shaved on our last show by that demonic cunt Pixie.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Oh now I remember. He was such a whiney little fuck.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That he was. I wonder what ever happened to him?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Who gives a shit. Let’s get to the main event!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Tag Team title tournament! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., “The Golden BoyZ” Jake and Dave Anderson!!



[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers along with Havok strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 433 lbs., “The Lynch Mob” Joey and Matt Lynch!!



[ A mixture of cheers and boos ring out as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the two brawling brothers march out on stage. They glare down at the ring at their opponents, high five each other and race down to the ring diving under the bottom ropes. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a main event we have set for you folks! These two tag teams are some of the best out there. Either of them could walk out of this tournament as World Tag Team champions!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both are brother teams so you know they are going to do everything they can to protect each other. Let’s get right to the action!!



[ The referee goes over the rules of the match and finally calls for the bell and almost instantly, all four men disregard everything he had been going over with them prior to the match and they start battling it out wildly, with fists flying in every which direction. Eventually Joey batters Dave into the buckles with forearms and then does a step-up kick to the face, knocking the larger Anderson brother through the ropes to the floor. Jake is unloading on Matt and has the larger Lynch brother bent over, until Matt just erupts from that position into a flying front kick that sends Jake stumbling back into the grip of Joey who lifts him up into a perfectly executed back suplex. Joey quickly delivers a jumping knee drop across the face, but its Matt who surprised everyone diving onto the Anderson brother and choking him with reckless abandon. The referee steps in and forces Matt out of the ring, as Joey looks at his partner a bit surprised. But he doesn’t let that deter him for long, as he lifts Jake up and completes a quick snap suplex and floats over into a rear chin lock. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m not sure if the referee will be able to control these four men. Joey may be the only one interested in wrestling an actual match.



[ Joey wrenches the hold on some more, but Jake reaches down and bites the fingers of Joey to escape. Jake back peddles Joey into the corner driving the wind out of his opponent. Both men go down and it is Jake who is up first, but only slowly and kicks Joey in the side of the face. Jake goes for a big right only for Joey to block it and bash him with a flying knee. Joey hits him with a discus clothesline that turns Jake inside out. Joey regroups for a moment and then leaps to the middle rope with a backflip into an inverted DDT floating over for the cover …1 …2 …and Dave is in to break it up! Matt Lynch comes in as well, but the referee keeps both men away from the action. Joey lifts Jake up and goes for a suplex, but Jake lands behind him and hits a spinning back heel kick out of nowhere. Now he grabs Joey up and in a last-ditch effort to turn things around and nails a running Death Valley Driver! He floats over for the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ … and Joey kicks out!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – How fucking close was that?!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson - Too close for Matt Lynch, I can tell you that!



[ Matt tries to get back into the ring, but the referee is holding him back. Joey crawls to the ropes, trying to get his wits back about him, but Havok is there and bashes him across the face with a big right hook, knocking Joey down. Jake Anderson stomps Joey in the chest and pins Joey to the canvas, tagging in his brother who comes off the middle rope with a flying elbow across the chest and then hooks a lateral press …1 …2 …2 ¾ …but Matt is in to break it up. Matt is coming unglued, unloading on both Jake and Dave Anderson with lefts and rights and big chops. The referee finally contains him, as the Anderson’s continue their double team on Joey, sending him into the ropes and hitting a tandem superkick! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is not the way the Lynch Brothers saw this match going!!



[ Joey flips up and over and lands painfully on his back, as Jake exits the ring and Dave stomps away on him. Dave Anderson lifts Joey up and does a massive throat thrust on Joey, causing him to gasp for air. He then flips Joey into the corner and charges in, driving a big knee into his ribcage. With him in the corner, he hits a huge turnbuckle thrust, and then Jake from the outside nails an enziguri at the same time! Joey crumples to the mat, as Dave hooks the leg …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and Joey barely gets the shoulder up. Matt Lynch is going nuts as the referee is having a hard time holding him back. Dave lifts Joey up into an inverted atomic drop and hits the ropes for a flying kick, but Joey ducks under and WHAM …Pele Kick from out of nowhere! Dave is stunned and Joey grabs him and spins him around into a DDT planting Dave Anderson right on his head!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That was a huge move by Joey to get the Lynch Mob back in this match!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both men are down and are in desperate need of a tag!



[ Joey knows he needs to make the tag, but as he stands up Dave Anderson grabs him from behind trying to roll him up …1 …2 …but no …Joey counters and rolls through with a running soccer kick to the face! Joey covers …1 …2 …and Dave kicks out!! Joey rolls over trying to tag in Matt, but Dave has his foot. A spinning side kick counter by Joey and there’s the tag to Matt! Matt flies off the top rope with a double cross chop to Dave Anderson. Here comes Jake Anderson illegally with a forearm from behind, but Matt fires back with a back elbow into a whip into the ropes and comes flying back with a Slingblade! He then charges into Dave Anderson with a Slingblade to him too! The crowd is going wild as Matt then hits the ropes and changes course, running and diving right over the ropes with a suicide dive crashing right onto Havok! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Matt Lynch is taking everyone out!! He doesn’t give two shits if you’re a man or a woman!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – When the Lynch Brothers are in town, they don’t give a shit who gets hurt!



[ Havok is down on the outside as Matt gets back up to his feet and rolls into the ring. He hits a spinning heel kick on Jake Anderson knocking him down. He picks up Dave and lifts him into the air for a shoulder breaker. He then spins his arm around and takes him down into an armbar submission, cranking back on Dave’s arm. But Dave shows some strength lifting him up and dropping Matt down on his head. He then hits the ropes and does a big senton splash on Matt, covering …1 …2 … but Matt counters into a scissor hook pin …1 …2 …Jake Anderson makes the save! That brings in Joey who does a springboard to the ropes with a flying clothesline! He bashes Jake Anderson so hard it sends him flying out of the ring. Joey then charges and does a leap toward Dave, but Dave pulls down the ropes and Joey lands on the concrete. Joey gets up to his feet, only to see Dave Anderson crashing into him with a suicide dive through the middle ropes! Matt leaps like a lawn dart, looking to shoot a flying suicide dive into Dave Anderson on the outside, but Havok shoves Dave out of the way, sacrificing herself for another big shot from Matt Lynch. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If the Anderson’s win this fucking match it’s going to be because of that bitch Havok sticking her fat ass in where it doesn’t belong!



[ Dave then runs in and slams Matt’s head right into the steel ring post, causing Matt to crumple to the floor. Dave Anderson throws him back into the ring, as Jake Anderson gets inside too. Dave lifts Matt up onto his shoulders into an electric chair position, as Jake climbs the ropes and leaps off nailing Matt with the Lynching (a top rope Steiner Driver)!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – No fucking way!!! They just rubbed the Lynch Mob’s face in shit using their own finisher!!



[ Dave Anderson goes for the cover on Matt …1 …2 …2 ½ …Joey pulls Dave under the bottom ropes and to the outside. Dave and Joey exchange punches on the outside, as Jake grabs Matt up for a suplex, but Matt counters with a suplex of his own. Matt then dropkicks him Japanese style into the turnbuckles and charges in with a hellacious forearm. He signals this is the end as he throws Jake into the middle of the ring. Dave is still the legal man though, as Matt climbs to the top. Havok leaps up onto the ring apron and shoves Matt off the top rope right into Jake Anderson who hits a superkick! On the outside, Joey has Dave up for a Styles Clash on the outside, but Havok hits a running apron kick to the back of Joey’s head stunning him. Dave dives through the ropes and BLAM …the Last Call (Stereo Shining Wizards) on Matt Lynch!!! Dave Anderson drops down on Matt Lynch hooking his leg pinning him …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners of this match, “The Golden BoyZ” Jake and Dave Anderson!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge upset tonight! Hands down the Lynch Mob had to be favorites in their bracket!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more. I penciled in a G.O.D. versus Lynch Mob ppv match!! Talk about busting my fucking bracket on night one!!!



[ The Lynch Mob watch as the Golden BoyZ celebrate in the center of the ring. Angry and having had enough of their shit, they rush the ring. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here we go! Now these kids are going to pay for screwing over Matt and Joey!!



[ The Golden BoyZ see the Lynch Mob coming and they dive out of the ring leaving Havok standing there all by herself. The crowd goes nuts as the two pissed off Georgian’s turn and stare her down!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Get her!! Fuck that bitch up!!



[ Havok puts her hands up begging the two men not to kick the shit out of her. Joey and Matt smile at each other and Matt then points behind her. Havok has no idea who or what he’s pointing at until she turns around and sees… ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy fuck that’s “the Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell is she doing out here?!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – She’s got a date with Havok next week …but she aint waiting for next week to fuck her up!!



[ Havok tries to run away but Gabby grabs her from behind and nails her with the Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin) that folds Havok in half. Gabby celebrates with the Lynch Mob knowing that next week she’ll get her hands on Havok one more time!! ]



Crossfire
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February 7th 2021