Post by Mark on Apr 11, 2021 12:33:40 GMT
Live from the sold-out Memorial Coliseum in Portland, Oregon
Monday Night April 12th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and I am joined by my broadcast colleague Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hello and welcome to the greatest federation on Earth!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, we are a week removed from one of the biggest pay per view events that the Empire ever had!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You can say that again!!! Almost every title was on the line, short of the Worlds title; but that didn’t stop Tank and Stone from beating the ever-loving fuck out of each other inside a Hell in a Cell!! In the end, Stone walked away from the cell the winner, but both men took one fuck of a beating!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They both brough their “A” games to the match and Tank proved that he will always be the Greatest of All Time!!! In other matches, we watched as Caged Heat lost their Women’s World Tag Team titles to Medusa Complex after winning the belts at last month’s pay per view.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They were champions for a month and never got to physically hold their belts. Now that has to suck ass.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yeah it does. But don’t bring it up because they are still pretty sore about it. We also witnessed the Women’s World title change hands as Amber Nova lost her title to Bloody Mary in what was the shortest match of the night.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – When the match started, we saw Havok and Maria Manic come down to the ring and it was their blatant interference that cost her the title.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Not that we are taking anything away from Bloody Mary’s win, but those two bitches really swung the match in Mary’s favor early on. In other matches, we saw the Guerillas of Destiny defeat the Lynch Mob to retain their World Tag Team titles. Chandler Hopkins retained his W.W.E. Television title as he defeated Raven Horse. The United States Heavyweight champion walked out on his title versus mask match giving Caristico the win, but not the title. And finally, the brand-new Women’s National champion was crowned and her name is Shanna Furguson as she defeated both Su Yim and Havok in a brutal match!!! Congratulations to her as we wish her a long title reign.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Those were some great title matches, but we also had a couple of non-title matches to start the night off. Bulk destroyed Joey Ryan, but when the dust settled, we all saw the debut of “Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes show up to assist her new man out of the ring.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – God knows what those two see in each other.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We also witnessed STIXX score his first win in a match against Tony Tran.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And thank God for that because if Tran would have won, we would have never heard the end of his mouth running. But what hit home was his actions at the end of the pay per view when he came down to the ring and attacked Tank. What the hell was he thinking?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He took advantage of a beaten man. It was an act of pure cowardness if you ask me. He doesn’t have the balls to face Tank face to face so he attacked him after a fucking Hell in a Cell match!!! What a fucking dick move!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we have a great card in store for you tonight. Six big matches with the main event of the evening being the biggest as Kahagas takes on Prophet in a Number One Contendership match with the winner moving on to face the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone at our next pay per view Eve of Destruction!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Prophet comes into this match with a very impressive five and two record and Kahagas has a four and three record. Both men are very deserving of a title shot against Stone!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Buddy, it’s time for our opening match of the night…
[ Suddenly, the crowd explodes to their feet booing as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The former Women’s World Champion Amber Nova storms out from the backstage area armed with a mic in hand. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – No, no, no; this show isn’t going to start until I get some fucking answers!!!
[ Amber powerwalks down to the ring and climbs in motioning for them to kill her music. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You all witnessed what happened to me at Day of Reckoning, right? You all saw the screw job that I got when Bloody Mary stole my Women’s World title from me with the help of those two cunts Havok and Maria Manic!!!
[ The crowd cheers with the mention of Bloody Mary’s name. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Yeah, cheer her on. But don’t get used to her holding that belt for very long because everyone knows she’s just a paper champ!!! Now Mary, get your ass out here because I have something to say right to your painted ass face, bitch!!!
[ As if on that cue, “It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” explodes across the arena as the Empire General Manager DDP struts out onto the stage and marches down to the ring. ]
[ The crowd goes absolutely ape shit as DDP climbs into the ring and asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. He walks over to Amber with a smile. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – You look a little lighter tonight.
[ Amber rolls her eyes at him knowing that he’s taking a pot shot at her for losing her title. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Very funny Page, very funny; but you can’t stand here and tell me that you don’t think… no, that you don’t know beyond a shadow of doubt that I got screwed at the pay per view!!
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Actually, I think you got exactly what you had coming to you!!!
[ And the crowd cheers DDP on. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – You’re an egotistical bitch that got exactly what she deserved. And please, please, please… spare me the I got screwed bullshit. You’re the queen of screw jobs, need I say more?
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You know what Page, screw you and all your backstage puppets that pull strings around here!!! All I care about is the Women’s World title and I demand my rematch and I want it tonight!!!
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – I’m afraid that’s not going to happen tonight.
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – And why not!!! My contract states that I get a rematch…
[ Page waves his hand at her. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Spare me the lecture sweetheart, I know how contracts work.
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – So, why can’t I get my rematch tonight then; huh… tell me that?
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – It’s simple, Bloody Mary suffered a knee injury at the pay per view during your match and she’s going to be on the shelf for a few weeks.
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – This is bullshit!!! She’s dodging me!!! You’re protecting her!!! I demand my rematch!!!
[ Again, the sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria Manic storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring never taking her hate filled eyes off of the former Women’s Champion. Maria comes right at her and Amber puts her hands up protecting herself… ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Don’t touch me!!! Don’t you fucking touch me!!! You’ve done enough, don’t you think?
[ Harvey reaches through the ropes handing Maria a mic. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Let me ask you something Amber, at the pay per view; you got your ass beat in three minutes and forty-eight seconds and in my judgement, that’s a fucking record; so, what makes you think you deserve anything?!
[ Amber gets right up in Maria’s face. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – The only reason I lost is because you and your fat ass friend Havok stuck your no talent asses in my business, that’s why!!! I told you both to get your asses to the back of the line, but it seems you two just don’t listen very…
[ Again, the crowd pops as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring never taking her eyes off the former Women’s champion, never paying much attention to Maria Manic or the General Manager DDP. Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring pushing past Maria and right up to Amber. ]
Jessika Havok – Say it again!!! Say it again how fat my ass is and I swear to God I’ll knock you on yours!!!
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Back off fatty, I beat your ass twice and I’m done with you.
[ Amber points at Maria. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – And as far as your no talent ass goes, didn’t you embarrass yourself enough at Undisputed or shall we ask the guys in the back to roll the footage replay our match?!
[ Page holds back Maria from going at Amber as the crowd goes wild. Amber looks right at Page. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Now this is fun and all, but there’s still one thing I’m waiting for and that’s my God damn rematch!!!
[ Page looks at Maria and Havok, and then back at Amber. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – You’ll get your rematch, but not until Eve of Destruction in three weeks!!!
[ Amber storms past Page, bumping Maria’s shoulder on the way; sending her a message. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Fine!!! Just tell that face painted bitch to bring my belt to me!!!
[ The show flashes to the backstage area as we see a black limo pull up into the arena. ]
[ The door swings open and “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran steps out. Cindy Meyers is on scene as she rushes up to him with mic in hand. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tony Tran, can I get a word with you?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Sure, but make it quick. I have places to go and people to see.
Cindy Meyers – Last week at Day of Reckoning you were defeated at the hands of STIXX when he made you submit…
[ Tran waves a hand in her face shutting her up. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Submit? Submit Cindy, no, no, no my dear I never submitted!!! That was an illegal chokehold STIXX put on me. The referee missed it and it cost me money, and if anyone knows anything about money… it’s me!!!
Cindy Meyers – OK, well; later in the night you attacked Tank after his Hell in a Cell match against Alexander Stone. Why did you do that? He was defenseless at the time and EMT’s were trying to help him.
[ Tran smiles at her. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Now that’s the million-dollar question isn’t it, blondie. I tell you what, why don’t you tune in later tonight and watch while I tell the whole world why I attack this federation’s precious G.O.A.T.!!!
[ Tran storms off as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Adrenaline is off to a fast and furious start tonight with the former Women’s World Champion Amber Nova coming right out demanding a rematch against Bloody Mary for her Women’s World title!!! Eve of Destruction is starting to shape up pretty nicely and before the end of the night we will also know who is going to face Alexander Stone for his World Heavyweight title at the pay per view!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can’t wait. Kahagas versus Prophet is going to be good!!! It seems like we have been setting up Prophet for his inevitable collision with Alexander Stone for months. Now all he has to do is get by Kahagas and the title shot is his!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – On-top of all that, we would also like to welcome the newest wrestler to the Empire and his name is Travis Blake!!! Travis is a twenty-nine-year-old superstar well known for his stint in the World Wrestling Headquarters where he either held or co-held eight titles and also received the Future Star award back in 2017. He’s young, he’s cocky and he’s going to bring the roster a whole new feel!!! Folks, it’s time to get right to the action. The women of the Empire kicks tonight’s show off with a bang as Gabby Jetson clashes head on against newcomer Amber O’Neal!! Harvey, take it away old friend!!!
Amber O’Neal vs Gabby Jetson
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 194 lbs., she is “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson!!
[ “Fight to the Death” by Neil Myers rocks the arena as the crowd explodes to their feet as “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson storms out on stage and marches down to the ring climbing in!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Gabby comes into tonight’s match at oh and three and in desperate need of a win to get herself back into the title picture.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s hard to believe that a woman of her size and strength has yet to win a match. Coming in to tonight’s match she’s got over fifty pounds on Amber O’Neal. That’s got to account for something.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 140 lbs., Amber O’Neal!
[ Amber struts down to the ring to “Material Girl” by Madonna as the sold-out crowd cheers her own. She climbs into the ring and mounts the second rope waving to the fans, never taking her eyes off her much larger opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber is a ring veteran of many years and federations, but she lost her first match in the Empire to the new Women’s National Champion Shanna Furguson.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s a tough loss, but knowing you lost to any champion takes the sting off of it a little bit. Tonight, she gets the chance to turn things around and get into the win column against another struggling competitor.
[ They lock up. Gabby Jetson attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Amber O'Neal counters it with an elbowsmash. Amber O'Neal hits a chop on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal performs a rolling cutter against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal whips Gabby Jetson into the ropes. Amber O'Neal uses a dropkick on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal tries a DDT, but Gabby Jetson counters it with a kneebar. Amber O'Neal is struggling to reach the ropes. Amber O'Neal grabs the ropes breaking the hold. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the ropes. Gabby Jetson nails Amber O'Neal with an enzuigiri. Gabby Jetson is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes. Amber O'Neal tries an enzuigiri, but Gabby Jetson steps out of the way. Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes. Gabby Jetson misses with a kick. Gabby Jetson uses an Asai moonsault on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson pulls the tights as she rolls Amber up and Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Amber gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So far not so good for Amber as Gabby is using her raw power to have her way with her.
[ Gabby Jetson performs a springboard bulldog against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Gabby Jetson nails Amber O'Neal with the Phoenix Splash rolling Amber up again as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Amber again kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m not sure how much more Amber can take. She’s getting beaten pretty bad out there!!!
[ Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes and performs a lariat against Amber O'Neal. Quite a few boos are audible.
Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes but Gabby Jetson misses with an elbow. Amber O'Neal uses a spinning backbreaker on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal attempts an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Gabby Jetson counters it with a punch. Gabby Jetson attempts an armdrag takedown, but Amber O'Neal counters it with a lariat. Amber O'Neal executes an arm twist ropewalk chop against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal nails Gabby Jetson with a Russian legsweep. Amber O'Neal attempts a twisting moonsault, but Gabby Jetson gets her knees up. Gabby Jetson executes a slingshot against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the ropes. Gabby Jetson attempts a superkick, but Amber O'Neal counters it with a legsweep. Amber O'Neal nails Gabby Jetson with a standing moonsault and a cover on Gabby as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Gabby gets her foot on the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That legsweep is all about Amber’s years of being in the business and her great ring awareness. This is how she’s going to win this match if she can stay away from Gabby’s power game.
[ Amber O'Neal executes a monkey flip against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal catches Gabby Jetson in a Texas Cloverleaf. Gabby Jetson is struggling to reach the ropes. Gabby Jetson gets ahold of the ropes. Amber O'Neal runs into the ropes and Amber O'Neal uses a clothesline on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal tries a DDT, but Gabby Jetson counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Gabby Jetson tries a DDT, but Amber O'Neal counters it with a small package. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Gabby gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Gabby better get smart because if she don’t Amber is going to steal this match right from under her nose!!
[ Amber O'Neal performs a dropkick to the knee against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal runs into the ropes. Amber O'Neal attempts a corner forearm smash, but Gabby Jetson ducks out of the way. Gabby Jetson hits Amber O'Neal. Quite a few boos are audible. Gabby Jetson chops Amber O'Neal. Amber O'Neal hits Gabby Jetson. A small "Amber O'Neal" chant is being started. Amber O'Neal kicks Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal hits a rolling cutter on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal attempts a dropkick, but Gabby Jetson steps out of the way. Gabby Jetson performs a fist to the midsection against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson attempts a corner forearm smash, but Amber O'Neal ducks out of the way. Amber O'Neal uses an enzuigiri on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal attempts a DDT, but Gabby Jetson blocks it. Gabby Jetson punches Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson hits Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson punches Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Amber O'Neal steps out of the way. Amber O'Neal nails Gabby Jetson with a springboard spear. Amber O'Neal executes a clothesline against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal goes for a dropkick, but Gabby Jetson steps out of the way. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the turnbuckle, but Amber O'Neal reverses it. Amber O'Neal charges into the corner, but Gabby Jetson lifts her leg. Gabby Jetson executes a springboard bulldog against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Amber kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You have to give Amber credit. She’s giving Gabby everything she’s got and taking it back in kind.
[ Gabby Jetson uses a clothesline on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes. Gabby Jetson misses with a kick.
Amber O'Neal tries a roundhouse kick, but Gabby Jetson counters it with a legsweep. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the ropes. Amber O'Neal performs a corner forearm smash against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal performs a huracanrana from the second rope against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal attempts a lariat, but Gabby Jetson counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the ropes. Gabby Jetson misses with a shoulderblock.
Gabby Jetson hits Amber O'Neal with a kick. Gabby Jetson attempts an enzuigiri, but Amber O'Neal steps out of the way and Gabby crashes to the mat. Amber O'Neal covers Gabby Jetson and Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Gabby kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These women are beating the hell out of each other Mike. One of these women are going to get a hard fought first win!!!
[ Amber O'Neal whips Gabby Jetson into the ropes, but Gabby Jetson reverses it. Gabby Jetson hits a roundhouse kick on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the turnbuckle, but Amber O'Neal reverses it. Amber O'Neal executes an arm twist ropewalk chop against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal tries to go for the Booty Bop (running hip attack in the corner), but Gabby Jetson moves out of the way and Amber crashes to the mat. Gabby Jetson is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Amber kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber went for her big finish, but Gabby had her scouted pretty good.
[ Gabby Jetson hits a dropkick from the second rope on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson sends Amber O'Neal into the turnbuckle. Gabby Jetson tries an enzuigiri, but Amber O'Neal steps out of the way. A few fans are cheering on Amber O'Neal. Amber O'Neal goes for an elbowdrop, but Gabby Jetson rolls out of the way. Gabby Jetson uses a roundhouse kick on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson goes for a high knee, but Amber O'Neal ducks out of the way. Amber O'Neal tries a springboard spear, but Gabby Jetson steps out of the way. Gabby Jetson executes a clothesline against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson hits a springboard armdrag on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes and Amber O'Neal hits a dropkick to the knee on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal executes a standing moonsault against Gabby Jetson and a cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Gabby kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just when you think one woman has this match in control, the other finds a way to swing it back in her favor. There might be a huge weight difference, but they are a perfect match for one another.
[ Amber O'Neal puts Gabby Jetson in a Texas Cloverleaf. Gabby Jetson tries to escape the hold. Gabby Jetson manages to grab the ropes. Amber O'Neal attempts a jumping front kick, but Gabby Jetson counters it with the Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin). Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:09:33
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Gabby Jetson!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice win by Gabby to get her that elusive first victory here in the Empire. Once she gets on a roll, she’s going to be a powerhouse to try and stop.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yea, after a string of losses it tends to get inside your head. Hopefully, she can now put together a couple more and be right back in the title hunt. Just image what she can do once she starts to build her confidence up. Sky’s the limit for her.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, while the match was going on; our cameras caught up with the former Women’s World Tag Team Champion’s Caged Heat and they also didn’t seem very happy.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, just like Amber Nova, losing your World titles tends to piss you off just a little bit. Not to mention the fact that they really never even got to hold the belts. That’s gotta blow.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s go back and watch what happened.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Caged Heat pounding on the office door of the General Manager of the Empire DDP’s office. The door swings open and Page stands there looking none too happy. Upon seeing Caged Heat standing there he rolls his eyes at them knowing that this is not going to be good at all. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Can I help you two?
[ The two former convicts both snicker at that comment. ]
Loca – Can you help us?
Delta – Now that’s funny considering what we just saw what you did for Amber out there in the ring.
[ Page smiles at them. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – What I did for her? You have it all wrong ladies. She was the one that initiated her rematch clause in her contract. Not me. I just set the date for the match.
Loca – Well we want the same shit.
Delta – Yeah, we want our rematch clause too!!
[ Page smiles at them both. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Ladies, this isn’t how things work around here. Your contract never had a rematch clause written into it. Next time, read the fine print. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got things I need to do.
[ Page slams the door in their faces and the two women are ready to beat it down… and then beat Page down when from behind Salena walks up to them. ]
Salena – Ladies, it seems that the two of you are in need of some assistance?
[ Caged Heat both nods yes as Selena smiles at them. The videotron shuts down as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Page just dropped a huge bombshell on Caged Heat that their title match at Day of Reckoning did not have a rematch clause in the contract. Think they are kicking themselves now?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – To all you young and up-and-coming superstars out there… read your fucking contracts!!! Make damn sure that there is a rematch clause especially if it’s for a title match!!! But what strikes me even more is the fact that Salena came to their aid. I have to believe that she is scheming something big.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My guess is she’s trying to grow her ranks and has seen Caged Heat as a viable resource for her brand. The bigger question is, can Cage Heat trust her? She has taken the Chain Gang and got them their World Tag Team title match at Eve of Destruction, so she is a woman of her word. But if they hire her, they have to know that she’s in it for her damn self. Let’s rejoin Harvey in the ring for our next match of the night!!!
Arik Cannon vs Funny Bones
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 215 lbs.; he is “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at the referee. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Funny Bones comes into this match with only one win in his last six matches. His most recent match ended when he tapped out to Raven Horse and his Halo submission move.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The modified Crossface submission is brutal Mike. Raven Horse is going to go a long way if he rides that maneuver.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!
[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to the ringside attendant. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Arik Cannon has been on a bit of losing streak as of late. He dropped his World title match against Alexander Stone at Undisputed and then two weeks later he dropped another match against Prophet. Tonight, he looks to stop the bleeding against a much lesser opponent in Funny Bones.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re right. He hasn’t been himself lately and facing Funny Bones tonight should set his course straight again. Even though he cannot take Funny Bones lightly. One slip-up and the Demon King could upset the former number one contender.
[ They lock up. Arik Cannon executes a belly-to-belly suplex against Funny Bones. The crowd is starting to get behind Arik Cannon. Funny Bones nails Arik Cannon with a belly-to-belly suplex. Funny Bones executes an eye gouge against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones nails Arik Cannon with a pumphandle backbreaker. Funny Bones covers Arik Cannon as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Cannon gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – cannon got off to the quick start, but here we see Funny Bones with a nice Pumphandle backbreaker for the first pin of the match!!!
[ Funny Bones locks Arik Cannon in a choke against the ropes. Joey Jiles warns Funny Bones to let go as he counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he lets go taking Arik Cannon down with a takeover suplex. Funny Bones runs into the ropes. Funny Bones tries a clothesline, but Arik Cannon counters it with a Gorilla Press. Arik Cannon attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Funny Bones counters it with an elbowsmash. Funny Bones punches Arik Cannon. Funny Bones punches Arik Cannon. Funny Bones hits a European uppercut on Arik Cannon that drops him to the mat. Funny Bones covers Arik Cannon pulling the tights as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …before he sees it stopping his count. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a huge uppercut that rocked Cannon’s world right there. I don’t really think he needed to pull the tights either. He might have gotten a three count without it.
[ Funny Bones executes the Curb Stomp against Arik Cannon. A fan at ringside badmouths Funny Bones and he flips the fan off. Funny Bones executes a backbreaker against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones tries a back elbow, but Arik Cannon ducks out of the way. Arik Cannon takes Funny Bones down with a DDT. The crowd is cheering on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon tries a facerake, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones runs into the ropes and Arik Cannon catches Funny Bones totally by surprise hitting the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Funny Bones. Cannon rolls Funny Bones up as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Funny Bones has his foot in the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Cannon tried to cash it in right there with his finisher, but perfect ring awareness by Funny Bones allowed him to get his right foot on the bottom rope just in time.
[ Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones. Arik Cannon kicks Funny Bones. Arik Cannon goes for a chokehold, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones kicks Arik Cannon. Funny Bones chops Arik Cannon. Funny Bones further incites the crowd. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones. The crowd is really behind Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones. Funny Bones kicks Arik Cannon. Funny Bones further incites the crowd. Funny Bones takes Arik Cannon down with a powerslam into the turnbuckles as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Cannon kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Funny Bones would stop worrying about the fans at ringside this match may be over by now!!!
[ Funny Bones gets a sleeperhold on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon breaks the hold with a jawbreaker. Arik Cannon tries a belly-to-back suplex, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones uses a punch on Arik Cannon. Funny Bones whips Arik Cannon into the ropes. Funny Bones tries a lariat, but Arik Cannon counters it with a spinning backbreaker. Arik Cannon executes the Curb Stomp against Funny Bones. The crowd is cheering on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon runs into the ropes.
Funny Bones misses with an elbow. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones with a drop kick. Arik Cannon covers Funny Bones as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Funny Bones kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice standing drop kick that led to a cover. Cannon needs to put together a few more moves like that and it could put Funny Bones away.
[ Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes. Arik Cannon goes for the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) again, but Funny Bones counters it with an elbowsmash. Funny Bones runs into the ropes. Funny Bones uses a clothesline on Arik Cannon. Funny Bones runs into the ropes. Funny Bones hits Arik Cannon with a clothesline. Arik Cannon catches Funny Bones in a chokehold. Joey Jiles warns Arik Cannon to let go. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Joey Jiles warns Arik Cannon not to do that again. Arik Cannon tries a kick to the midsection, but Funny Bones counters it with a legsweep. Funny Bones performs a waistlock takedown against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones performs a DDT against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones tries an atomic drop, but Arik Cannon counters it with a backward kick. The crowd is starting to get behind Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon goes for a brain buster, but Funny Bones counters it with a headbutt. Funny Bones attempts a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but Arik Cannon counters it with a lariat. The crowd is behind Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon performs a DDT against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes. Arik Cannon misses with a clothesline. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones with a shoulderblock. Arik Cannon runs into the ropes. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones with an elbow. Arik Cannon locks Funny Bones in a bearhug. Funny Bones tries to escape the hold and finally makes it to the ropes. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. Arik Cannon hits a lariat on Funny Bones. Arik Cannon nails Funny Bones with a cannonball senton. Arik Cannon nails another Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Funny Bones as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and somehow Funny Bones kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit that’s the second Total Anarchy that Funny Bones has kicked out of!!! Cannon has to be wondering what it’s going to take to put this guy away!!!
[ Arik Cannon performs a kick to the midsection against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon gives the sign that this match is over.
Arik Cannon executes the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Funny Bones for a third time as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Funny Bones kicks out yet again. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Three fucking Total Anarchies Chris!!! This is amazing the resiliency of Funny Bones!!!
[ Arik Cannon complains about a slow count. Arik Cannon performs a brain buster against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon performs a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Funny Bones that folds him in half for the cover as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Funny Bones grabs the bottom rope. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You can see it now. Funny Bones didn’t have the strength to power out of that third finisher!!! He had all he could do to just grab the rope to break the count.
[ Arik Cannon nails Funny Bones with a running double knee smash. Arik Cannon goes for a kick to the midsection, but Funny Bones counters it with a legsweep. Funny Bones nails Arik Cannon with a running double knee smash. Funny Bones covers Arik Cannon pulling the tights as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Cannon gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice double knee smash that rocked Cannon’s world. Funny Bones needed a move like that to swing this match back around.
[ Funny Bones executes the Discus Punch against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones attempts a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but Arik Cannon counters it with a lariat. The crowd is cheering on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Funny Bones counters it with a backdrop. Funny Bones puts Arik Cannon in a sleeperhold. Arik Cannon makes it to the ropes breaking it. Funny Bones tries a DDT, but Arik Cannon blocks it. Arik Cannon throws Funny Bones into the turnbuckle, but Funny Bones reverses it. Arik Cannon comes back and rocks Funny Bones with a kick to the midsection. Arik Cannon performs a fist to the midsection against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes, but Funny Bones reverses it. Funny Bones hits Arik Cannon with a backdrop and Arik Cannon falls out of the ring. Funny Bones dives through the ropes. Joey Jiles starts his count …1 …2 …and Funny Bones attempts an eye gouge, but Arik Cannon blocks it. Arik Cannon climbs back into the ring. Funny Bones rolls back in under the bottom rope. Arik Cannon uses an eye gouge on Funny Bones. Arik Cannon puts Funny Bones in a choke against the ropes. Joey Jiles warns Arik Cannon to let go as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he lets go. Arik Cannon nails Funny Bones with a backbreaker. Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes. Funny Bones misses with a clothesline. Funny Bones misses with a clothesline. Funny Bones uses a clothesline on Arik Cannon. Funny Bones performs a belly-to-back suplex against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones goes for an Exploder suplex, but Arik Cannon counters it with an elbowsmash. Arik Cannon hits a dropkick on Funny Bones. Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones with a clothesline. Arik Cannon runs into the ropes. Funny Bones hits Arik Cannon with a backdrop. Arik Cannon falls out of the ring. Joey Jiles starts his count …1 …2 …and Funny Bones rolls out under the bottom rope. Funny Bones executes an uppercut against Arik Cannon. …3 …4 …5 …Funny Bones runs Arik Cannon into the steel ringsteps. Funny Bones executes an uppercut against Arik Cannon. Joey Jiles counts …6 …7 …and Funny Bones shoves Arik Cannon into the steel guardrail. Joey Jiles counts …7 …8 …9 …and both Funny Bones and Arik Cannon climb back into the ring. Funny Bones hits an armdrag takedown on Arik Cannon. Funny Bones executes a Discus lariat against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones runs into the ropes. Funny Bones nails the Demon Driver (The One-Winged Angel) on Arik Cannon and Funny Bones goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Cannon barely kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Funny Bones nailed the Demon Driver and I sure as fuck thought this match was fucking over!!!
[ Funny Bones punches Arik Cannon. Quite a few boos are audible. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. A few fans are cheering on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon chops Funny Bones. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones. Funny Bones kicks Arik Cannon. Quite a few boos are audible. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. Arik Cannon executes the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Funny Bones and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Funny Bones kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That makes four!!! Four fucking times Cannon has hit his finisher on Funny Bones and four fucking times the kid kicked out!!! What an exhausting fucking match we are seeing tonight!!!
[ Arik Cannon attempts a brain buster, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones puts Arik Cannon in a choke against the ropes. Joey Jiles warns Funny Bones to let go as he counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and he finally lets him go. Funny Bones hits Arik Cannon. Funny Bones kicks Arik Cannon. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Funny Bones. Arik Cannon chops Funny Bones. The crowd doesn't seem to care. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. Arik Cannon chops Funny Bones. Arik Cannon executes a dropkick against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon performs a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Funny Bones. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Funny Bones kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a beating Funny Bones is taking tonight. Cannon is throwing every thing he’s got at him and the kid is kicking out of all of it!!!
[ Arik Cannon attempts a back elbow, but Funny Bones ducks out of the way. Funny Bones performs an uppercut against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones tries a belly-to-back suplex, but Arik Cannon blocks it. Arik Cannon executes a chop against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but Funny Bones counters it with a facerake. Funny Bones throws Arik Cannon out of the ring and follows it up with a suicide dive over the top rope crashing into cannon!! Joey Jiles starts his count …1 …2 …3 …and Funny Bones whips Arik Cannon into the steel guardrail. Funny Bones drills Arik Cannon with the Demon Driver (The One-Winged Angel) onto the steel ring steps!!! Funny Bones reenters the ring as Joey Jiles continues to count …4 …5 …6 Cannon tries to get to his feet as he crawls toward the ring …7 …8 Cannon reaches up trying to use the ring apron to pull himself to his feet …9 the ring apron cannot hold his weight and he collapses back down to the floor in a heap …10 …and Arik Cannon is counted out. ]
Time of match: 0:16:42
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by countout, Funny Bones!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge win by Funny Bones tonight, but I wish they could have finished the match in the ring instead of taking the countout victory.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Funny Bones should be happy he got the win by whatever means necessary. I’m sure that Cannon won’t be happy about it once he collects himself and watches the tape back. So many lost opportunities in this match. Four of his finishers were kicked out of. That’s unheard of.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we have a huge Women’s Tag Team….
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as the lights in the arena flicker out and a soft green light grows within the entranceway, growing brighter and brighter. Finally, “Wake of the Dream” by Mudvayane starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran with a cocky smile on his face. ]
[ He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He slowly walks down to the ring soaking it all in. Stepping into the ring he asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. He taps on the head of the mic to make sure it’s on with a “thud, thud, thud”, and then smiles with a shit eating grin on his face. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Why Tony, why? That’s the million-dollar question right now and it’s blowing up Twitter, Facebook, Instagram… hell even Pornhub, thanks to Joey Ryan; are seeing huge numbers like never before!!!
[ Tran pauses smiling as the crowd boos him. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Why did I attack Tank? The man, the myth, the living frigging legend. The self-proclaimed Greatest of all Fucking Time!!! Why did you do it Tony? Why did you attack… our hero?
[ Tran again pauses as a “You suck!!!” chants starts in the crowd. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I don’t suck, you all suck… and do you want to know why you all suck… because you are all are a bunch of mindless sheep following Tank around like he’s some fucking shepherd moving his herd around from here to there just to take another shit on this federation!!!
[ The boos are becoming deafening. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I’m so sick and tired of Tank… hearing about him… reading about him… hell I can’t take a shit without seeing his ugly face on the toilet paper!!! So, what did I do? I did what any sane person on the brink of a meltdown would do… and I beat his ass!!!
[ The crowd starts to litter the ring with trash. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – And it felt good!!! So, so, so good to let out all my rage and frustrations after years of listening to the Tank propaganda machine shoveling shit down all our throats for years!!! To shut it up once and for…
[ As if on that cue, “It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” explodes across the arena as the Empire General Manager DDP struts out onto the stage and marches down to the ring. ]
[ The crowd goes absolutely ape shit as DDP climbs into the ring and asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. He walks over to Tony Tran with a serious look on his face. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What do you want? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of something…
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Cut his mic!!!
[ And just then, Tran’s mic is shut off. He tries to tap the head of the mic again, but this time nothing happens. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Now that I have your attention, you’re going to listen to me. And why are you going to do that… because I run the whole fucking show that’s why!!!
[ And the crowd goes wild hearing Page put Tran in his place. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – So what you did to Tank opened a lot of people’s eyes eight days ago. Not to mention that it got the juices flowing for a shit ton of retirees that wanted to come back and kick the shit out of you.
[ Tran mouths the words “Yeah right!” but nobody but Page can hear him since his mic is off. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – No seriously. We got calls from guys like Go-D and Nash and Casey Parker just to name a couple. But we won’t go there because we have a special message for you…
[ And Tran says with a smile “For me?” ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Yes just for you. So why don’t you turn around, look at the videotron; and listen very carefully.
[ Tran turns around and faces the videotron to come on, but nothing happens. Suddenly, from behind; Page attacks Tran hitting him in the back of the head with the microphone. Tran stumbles around and then from nowhere Page hits him with the Diamond Cutter!!! Tran is out cold as Page looks down at him… ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – News flash sport, I want you gone and I don’t want to see your face back in the Empire ever again, because if I do… I cash in Tank’s receipt my damn self.
[ DDP rolls out of the ring as he motions to security. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Get that piece of shit out of my arena!!!
[ The show cuts back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man DDP just did something I’ve been dying to do for years!!! He just shut Tran up and kicked his dead-beat ass right out of the building!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – How fucking good that must have felt when he hit Tran with the Diamond Cutter? I can’t wait to go home and replay that on my DVR like a dozen times!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, getting back to the action we have a huge Women’s Tag Team matchup featuring Exile taking on Twisted SisterZ. Harvey, buddy; take it away!!!
Exile vs Twisted SisterZ
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 269 lbs.; Holidead and Thunder Rosa; they are Twisted SisterZ!!
[ The crowd goes wild as “Unstoppable” by KatDeluna rocks the arena as Thunder Rosa and Holidead rush the ring diving under the bottom rope and posing for their fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women comprise one of the best tag teams in our women’s division Chris. It won’t be long before they are challenging for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Very true. But what is even more exciting is the fact that Thunder Rosa herself is a great singles competitor to boot. When and if she ever gets the urge to fight for the Women’s World title I am sure she will be a top contender for that too.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied to the ring by Malia Hosaka, weighing in at a combined weight of 300 lbs, Genesis and Exodus; they are Exile!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowds jeers. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Exile is a very raw team under the tutelage of Malia Hosaka, a very schooled ring veteran. Give this young team some time and they just might be breakout stars!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They come into this match with an oh and one record with their only recorded match being against Canadian Ninjas. Their other match against the Woke Queens was tossed out when Caged Heat stormed the ring and attacked them.
[ They lock up. Thunder Rosa performs an enzuigiri against Exodus. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes. Thunder Rosa misses with a clothesline. Thunder Rosa hits Exodus with a kick. Thunder Rosa uses an elbowdrop on Exodus. Thunder Rosa is going for an pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Exodus kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Quick cover by Thunder Rosa to start this match. She is setting the tone very early on to show Exile what to expect when they are facing one of the very best tag teams in the division.
[ Thunder Rosa performs a corner forearm smash against Exodus. Thunder Rosa goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Exodus steps out of the way. Exodus tries a European uppercut, but Thunder Rosa blocks it. Holidead enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Genesis enters the ring and lays out Holidead. Genesis uses a diving elbowdrop on Thunder Rosa.
Quite a few boos are audible. Exodus goes for a diving elbowdrop, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a kick to the midsection. Thunder Rosa goes for the Fire Thunder Driver (Belly to belly piledriver), but Exodus counters it with a kick to the head. Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Holidead enters the ring and throws Genesis out of the ring. Holidead leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa hits a monkey flip on Exodus. Exodus springs to her feet. Exodus executes a superkick against Thunder Rosa. Exodus tags out to Genesis. Genesis and Exodus hit Thunder Rosa with a double DDT. Exodus hits a bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Exodus is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Genesis climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Thunder Rosa throws her to the mat. Exodus leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes. Genesis misses with an elbow. Thunder Rosa tries a high knee, but Genesis ducks out of the way. Genesis chops Thunder Rosa. The crowd is booing Genesis. Genesis punches Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa punches Genesis. Thunder Rosa kicks Genesis. A small "Thunder Rosa" chant is being started. Genesis punches Thunder Rosa. Exodus enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Genesis and Exodus whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double clothesline. Holidead enters the ring, but gets cut off. Exodus uses a DDT on Thunder Rosa. Genesis executes a diving elbowdrop against Thunder Rosa. Holidead gets back up and lays out Exodus. Holidead performs a dropkick against Genesis. Thunder Rosa tries an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Genesis blocks it. Holidead enters the ring and throws Exodus out of the ring. Holidead leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa tries a rolling cutter, but Genesis counters it with a snap mare. Genesis is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice take down into a week pin attempt. So far Exile has done everything they can to make this a two on one match, trying to get the upper-hand whenever they can with sneak attacks.
[ Genesis complains about a slow count. Genesis uses an enzuigiri on Thunder Rosa. Genesis runs into the ropes.
Thunder Rosa hits Genesis with a shoulderblock. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Genesis into the ropes. They hit Genesis with a double kick to the midsection. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead uses a huracanrana from the second rope on Genesis. A small "Holidead" chant is being started Holidead as covers Genesis and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Genesis gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Two can play at the double team game as Twisted SisterZ nailed a beautiful double kick to Genesis’s midsection.
[ Holidead attempts a Texas Cloverleaf, but Genesis counters it with a small package as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Holidead kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice small package from out of nowhere by the rookie team almost stole the match!!! They have been trained very well by their mentor Malia Hosaka!!!
[ Genesis performs an arm twist ropewalk chop against Holidead. Genesis executes a monkey flip against Holidead.
Genesis is going for another cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Holidead kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holidead is in need of a tag right now to get the fresher of the two women back into this match.
[ Genesis runs into the ropes. Genesis and Holidead get hit with a double clothesline. Genesis uses a springboard bulldog on Holidead. Genesis locks Holidead in a Texas Cloverleaf. Holidead is valiantly trying to break the hold. Holidead breaks the hold by grabbing the ropes. Holidead uses a bulldog on Genesis followed by a Phoenix Splash and a cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …Genesis kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice tandem offense maneuvers by Holidead to get the pin attempt on Genesis. Nothing too powerful, but just enough to tell Exile that the Twisted SisterZ are not going down that easy.
[ Holidead goes for a European uppercut, but Genesis blocks it. Genesis performs a chop against Holidead. Genesis executes a jumping front kick against Holidead. Genesis executes an enzuigiri against Holidead. Genesis tags out to Exodus. Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They hit Holidead with a double fist to the midsection.
Thunder Rosa enters the ring, but gets cut off. Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They hit Holidead with a double elbowsmash. Genesis hits a dropkick from the second rope on Holidead. Exodus executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Holidead. Genesis leaves the ring. Exodus executes a twisting moonsault against Holidead and a cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and a kick out by Holidead. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Thunder Rosa knows damn well that Holidead is in trouble. She needs to make the tag and quick before disaster happens!!!
[ Exodus executes a corner forearm smash against Holidead. Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus and Genesis hit Holidead with a double elbowdrop. Exodus and Genesis hit Holidead with a double dropkick to the knee.
Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They attempt to hit Holidead with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash. Genesis leaves the ring. Holidead puts Exodus in a sleeperhold. Exodus makes it to the ropes. Holidead tries a clothesline, but Exodus counters it with a Gorilla Press and in turn, Holidead counters it with a sunset flip. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Exodus kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice counter to the press slam into a sunset flip pin attempt!!! She needs to make every effort to make the tag now!!!
[ Holidead throws Exodus out of the ring dives through the ropes slamming Exodus into the steel guardrail. Yali Sapphire starts her count …1 …2 …and Holidead goes for a dropkick, but Exodus steps out of the way. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Exodus throws Holidead into the steel ringpost. …3 …4 …Malia Hosaka comes from behind, but Holidead nails Malia Hosaka with a back elbow. …5 …6 …Exodus shoves Holidead into the steel guardrail. Genesis comes over to make it two-on-one. Genesis tries a diving elbowdrop, but Holidead counters it with an intercept dropkick. A small "Holidead" chant is being started. …7 …8 …Holidead throws Exodus back into the ring. Holidead hits a springboard armdrag on Exodus. Holidead is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Exodus gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I was wondering how long it would take for Malia to get involved. She took a back elbow to the mush for her actions!!!
[ Holidead finally tags out to Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa and Holidead hit Exodus with a double 6-1-9. Thunder Rosa and Holidead hit Exodus with a double diving elbowdrop. Holidead leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa hits a spinning backbreaker on Exodus. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Holidead and Thunder Rosa hit Exodus with a double dropkick. Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Exodus into the ropes. They hit Exodus with a double kick to the midsection. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead tries a huracanrana from the second rope, but Exodus throws her off. Exodus kicks Holidead. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Holidead chops Exodus. Holidead kicks Exodus. The crowd is starting to get behind Holidead. Holidead hits Exodus. Exodus chops Holidead. Quite a few boos are audible. Holidead punches Exodus. A small "Holidead" chant is being started. Holidead tags out to Thunder Rosa. Genesis enters the ring and lays out Holidead. Genesis leaves the ring. Exodus hits a superkick on Thunder Rosa. Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus and Genesis whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double fist to the midsection. Genesis leaves the ring. Exodus performs an elbowdrop against Thunder Rosa. Exodus tags out to Genesis. Exodus executes a bulldog against Thunder Rosa. Genesis hits a frog splash on Thunder Rosa for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Exile still continues to use some great double team tactics to try and beat the veteran Twisted SisterZ tonight!!
[ Exodus leaves the ring. Genesis runs into the ropes but misses with a clothesline. Thunder Rosa goes for a roundhouse kick, but Genesis counters it with a capture suplex. Genesis performs the Meteora against Thunder Rosa for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tonight, Exile looks like the veteran team as they continue to match punch for punch against the SisterZ!!!
[ Genesis runs into the ropes. Genesis executes a springboard spear against Thunder Rosa. The crowd is booing Genesis. Genesis goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Thunder Rosa counters it with an elbowsmash. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Holidead and Thunder Rosa hit Genesis with a double clothesline. Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Genesis into the ropes. They hit Genesis with a double backdrop. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead tries a clothesline, but Genesis ducks out of the way. Genesis hits a spinning backbreaker on Holidead. The crowd is booing Genesis. Genesis executes a jumping front kick against Holidead. Genesis hits a corner forearm smash on Holidead.
Genesis punches Holidead. Holidead hits Genesis. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Holidead. Holidead hits Genesis. Holidead punches Genesis. The crowd is starting to get behind Holidead. Genesis punches Holidead.
Holidead kicks Genesis. Holidead tags out to Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa and Holidead whip Genesis into the ropes.
They hit Genesis with a double clothesline. Holidead hits a clothesline on Genesis. Thunder Rosa executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Genesis. Thunder Rosa is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Holidead leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa performs a dropkick to the knee against Genesis. Genesis springs to her feet. Genesis uses a fist to the midsection on Thunder Rosa. Genesis executes a legsweep against Thunder Rosa and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice leg sweep into a pinning attempt which Thunder Rosa never saw coming!!!
[ Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa with a clothesline sending her falling out of the ring. Genesis slides to the outside. Malia Hosaka comes from behind, but Thunder Rosa nails Malia Hosaka with a back elbow. The referee starts her count …1 …2 …Genesis performs an elbowdrop against Thunder Rosa. Exodus comes over to make it two-on-one. Genesis and Exodus hit Thunder Rosa with a double elbowdrop. Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the steel guardrail. …3 …4 …Genesis rolls Thunder Rosa back into the ring. Genesis tries a dropkick from the second rope, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a legsweep. Thunder Rosa performs a chop against Genesis. Thunder Rosa nails Genesis with a superkick. Thunder Rosa executes a springboard armdrag against Genesis. Thunder Rosa uses an elbowdrop on Genesis. Thunder Rosa executes an Asai moonsault against Genesis into a pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Genesis kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – When they went to the floor I though that it spelled doom for Thunder Rosa. It quickly became three on one, but Malia was quickly dispatched again. She better be careful because she has a match later tonight.
[ Thunder Rosa performs a high knee against Genesis. Thunder Rosa executes the Bronco Buster against Genesis. Thunder Rosa hits a slingshot on Genesis. The crowd is starting to get behind Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa hits a jumping front kick on Genesis. Thunder Rosa tries an ankle lock, but Genesis counters it with a reverse cradle. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Thunder Rosa had all the momentum, but just like that Genesis reverse it into a cradle pin to almost win the match!!!
[ Genesis goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa uses an enzuigiri on Genesis. The crowd is starting to get behind Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa performs a dropkick from the second rope against Genesis. Thunder Rosa uses a dropkick on Genesis. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes, but Genesis reverses it. Thunder Rosa misses with a clothesline. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa with an elbow. Genesis runs into the ropes. Genesis misses with an elbow. Thunder Rosa hits Genesis with a kick. Thunder Rosa nails Genesis with a dropkick from the second rope. Thunder Rosa executes a dropkick against Genesis. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes, but Genesis reverses it. Thunder Rosa and Genesis get hit with a double clothesline. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes, but Genesis reverses it. Genesis performs a dropkick against Thunder Rosa. Genesis executes a roundhouse kick against Thunder Rosa. Genesis is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Genesis executes a legsweep against Thunder Rosa. Genesis attempts a dropkick, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa hits a twisting moonsault on Genesis for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Genesis kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Back and forth this match goes with each team matching pin for pin!!! This match is not going like I had thought Chris. I had expected the SisterZ to dominate the much younger and inexperienced team.
[ Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa with a kick. Genesis hits a roundhouse kick on Thunder Rosa. Genesis is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Genesis is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That roundhouse kick sent Thunder Rosa’s head into the third row!!!
[ Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa reverses it. Genesis misses with a shoulderblock. Genesis misses with a clothesline. Genesis hits a high knee on Thunder Rosa. Genesis nails Thunder Rosa with a superkick. Genesis nails Thunder Rosa with a slingshot. Genesis attempts a high knee, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa performs a springboard armdrag against Genesis. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes. Genesis misses with a kick. Genesis executes an enzuigiri against Thunder Rosa. Genesis is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out again!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I would say Thunder Rosa needs to tag out, but I don’t think Holidead is in much better shape right now!!!
[ Genesis executes a standing moonsault against Thunder Rosa for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Genesis tried to Put Thunder Rosa away with the standing moonsault, but it wasn’t enough.
[ Genesis executes a springboard spear against Thunder Rosa. Genesis uses a roundhouse kick on Thunder Rosa. Genesis is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Genesis nails Thunder Rosa with the Meteora as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and another kick out by Thunder Rosa. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Thunder Rosa has no choice but to make the tag right now. She is taking one hell of a beating out there!!!
[ Genesis goes for a frog splash, but Thunder Rosa rolls out of the way. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Exodus enters the ring, but gets cut off. Holidead and Thunder Rosa hit Genesis with a double diving elbowdrop. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead goes for a DDT, but Genesis blocks it. Genesis tags out to Exodus. Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They attempt to hit Holidead with a double clothesline, but she counters it with a duck-down move. Holidead hits them with a double clothesline. Genesis leaves the ring. Holidead executes a lariat against Exodus.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Holidead. Holidead whips Exodus into the ropes. Holidead hits Exodus with a backdrop. Holidead whips Exodus into the turnbuckle, but Exodus reverses it. Exodus attempts a dropkick, but Holidead steps out of the way. Holidead uses a springboard bulldog on Exodus followed by a frog splash for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Exodus kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful combination of moves by Holidead, but Exodus still won’t go down!!!
[ Holidead goes for a jumping front kick, but Exodus counters it with an inside cradle as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Holidead kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man Holidead is so fatigued that she telegraphed that kick even I could have dodged that move!!!
[ Exodus complains about a slow count. Exodus uses a springboard spear on Holidead. Exodus executes a fist to the midsection against Holidead. Exodus whips Holidead into the ropes. Holidead hits Exodus with a kick. Holidead executes a bulldog against Exodus. Holidead whips Exodus into the ropes, but Exodus reverses it. Holidead performs a corner forearm smash against Exodus. Holidead throws Exodus into the turnbuckle. Exodus comes back and rocks Holidead with a kick to the midsection. Exodus tries a rolling cutter, but Holidead throws her off. Holidead punches Exodus. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Holidead. Holidead kicks Exodus. You could hear a pin drop. Holidead takes Exodus down with a DDT. The bell rings as the time limit has expired!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The twenty-minute time limit has expired!!! This match has ended in a draw!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a fucking match!!! I’m exhausted just watching the fucking thing!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s too bad we didn’t have a winner here tonight. Both teams fought their asses off.
[ The referee talks to both teams, nods her head and then goes to talk to the ring announcer. ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The referee in charge of this match has conferred with both teams and the decision has been made to restart the match… one fall to a finish!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is amazing!!! All four women want to restart the match and we are going to stay right here with it until there’s a pin!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck draws!!! You don’t get title shots by accepting draws!!! Great decision by all four women to restart this match!!! I commend them all.
[ Yali Sapphire lets the match continue and calls for the bell to restart the match. Holidead nails Exodus with a superkick.
Holidead tries a ripcord cutter, but Exodus blocks it. Exodus uses a ripcord cutter on Holidead. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Exodus. Exodus uses a spinning backbreaker on Holidead. Holidead springs to her feet.
Holidead performs a dropkick against Exodus. Holidead hits a spinning backbreaker on Exodus. The crowd is starting to get behind Holidead. Holidead attempts a roundhouse kick, but Exodus counters it with a cradle suplex. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Exodus. Exodus hits a rolling cutter on Holidead. Exodus hits a chop on Holidead. Exodus uses an Asai moonsault on Holidead for the pin Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Holidead kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The match restarted and these women are going at it fast and furious!!!
[ Exodus nails Holidead with a roundhouse kick. Exodus hits the Meteora on Holidead for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Holidead kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Exodus seems the fresher of the two women. Holidead needs to tag out to Thunder Rosa before things go from bad to worse!!!
[ Exodus attempts the Bronco Buster, but Holidead kicks her off. Thunder Rosa enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Exodus into the ropes. Holidead and Thunder Rosa hit Exodus with a double dropkick to the knee. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead tries a spinning backbreaker, but Exodus counters it with an elbowsmash. Exodus executes a diving elbowdrop against Holidead. Exodus covers Holidead as Exodus uses the ropes for leverage and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and her foot is in the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge elbow drop by Exodus and thank God she was near the ropes because this match could have ended that quickly.
[ Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They hit Holidead with a double elbowsmash. Genesis executes a dropkick against Holidead. A few fans are booing Genesis. Exodus uses an enzuigiri on Holidead. Thunder Rosa enters the ring and throws Genesis out of the ring. Thunder Rosa performs a dropkick against Exodus. The crowd is cheering on Thunder Rosa. Holidead performs an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Exodus. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead executes a dropkick against Exodus. Holidead throws Exodus out of the ring but Exodus hangs on to the top rope. Exodus pulls herself back in. Exodus performs a chop against Holidead. Exodus uses an armdrag takedown on Holidead. Exodus tags out to Genesis. Genesis and Exodus hit Holidead with a double 6-1-9. Exodus leaves the ring. Genesis attempts a jumping front kick, but Holidead counters it with
an inside cradle as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Genesis gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice reversal by Holidead for that pin attempt, but Genesis still has a ton in the tank.
[ Holidead tags out to Thunder Rosa. Exodus enters the ring and throws Holidead out of the ring. Genesis and Exodus whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double elbowsmash. Exodus leaves the ring. Genesis attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a sit down power bomb for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Genesis barely kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a monstrous powerbomb by Thunder Rosa showing off her sheer power!!!
[ Thunder Rosa is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Thunder Rosa hits a spinning backbreaker on Genesis. Thunder Rosa performs an armdrag takedown against Genesis. Thunder Rosa performs a corner forearm smash against Genesis. Thunder Rosa nails Genesis with an enzuigiri. Thunder Rosa goes for the Fire Thunder Driver (Belly to belly piledriver) on Genesis into the turnbuckles. A few fans are booing Genesis. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet. Thunder Rosa uses a jumping front kick on Genesis. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes. Genesis uses a lariat on Thunder Rosa. Genesis tries a ripcord cutter, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa goes for a European uppercut, but Genesis ducks out of the way. Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes. Genesis misses with a shoulderblock. Genesis misses with an elbow. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa with a backdrop. Genesis hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Thunder Rosa. Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes. Thunder Rosa misses with a shoulderblock. Thunder Rosa hits Genesis with a shoulderblock. Holidead enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus enters the ring and lays out Holidead. Exodus takes Thunder Rosa down with a DDT. Genesis attempts a frog splash, but Thunder Rosa moves out of the way. Exodus enters the ring and throws Holidead out of the ring. Exodus is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Exodus attempts a diving elbowdrop, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a kick to the midsection. Thunder Rosa goes for the Fire Thunder Driver (Belly to belly piledriver) on Genesis but she counters the hold. Exodus enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus executes a dropkick from the second rope against Thunder Rosa. Genesis nails Thunder Rosa with an enzuigiri. Genesis and Exodus whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double clothesline. Genesis and Exodus whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double kick to the midsection. Exodus attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a legsweep. Exodus leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa performs a twisting moonsault against Genesis with the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Exodus dives in to make the save. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Damn that was so close to ending the match right there for the Twisted SisterZ!!! We have just crossed the twenty-five-minute mark and they are still going strong!!!
[ Genesis punches Thunder Rosa. Quite a few boos are audible. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa chops. Genesis. The chants for Thunder Rosa are deafening. Thunder Rosa chops Genesis. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa. Quite a few boos are audible. Genesis punches Thunder Rosa. Genesis hits a dropkick on Thunder Rosa. Genesis executes the Frankensteiner on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes. Thunder Rosa misses with a clothesline. Genesis executes a corner forearm smash against Thunder Rosa. Genesis goes for a sleeperhold, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a go-behind. Holidead enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus enters the ring and lays out Holidead. Exodus executes a diving elbowdrop against Thunder Rosa. Genesis performs an enzuigiri against Thunder Rosa. Exodus leaves the ring. Genesis uses a dropkick to the knee on Thunder Rosa. Genesis performs the Phoenix Splash against Thunder Rosa as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Thunder Rosa gets a shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These women are exhausted!!! I’m not sure how much more any of them can take at this point!!!
[ Genesis tries a spinning backbreaker, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a spinning headscissors. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Exodus enters the ring and lays out Thunder Rosa. Exodus goes for a clothesline, but Holidead counters it with a crucifix pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Exodus kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You can tell these women are tired when they start going to things like backslide pins or crucifix pins!!!
[ Exodus rolls out of the ring. Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Genesis into the ropes. They hit Genesis with a double clothesline. Holidead uses a springboard armdrag on Genesis. Holidead attempts a roundhouse kick, but Genesis ducks out of the way. Genesis uses a springboard spear on Holidead. Genesis whips Holidead into the ropes. Genesis executes a fist to the midsection against Holidead. Genesis uses a monkey flip on Holidead. Genesis goes for a springboard bulldog, but Holidead steps out of the way. The crowd is really behind Holidead. Holidead performs an arm twist ropewalk chop against Genesis. Holidead attempts the Phoenix Splash, but Genesis moves out of the way. Genesis goes for a diving elbowdrop, but Holidead counters it with a kick to the midsection. Holidead gives the sign for her finisher and hits the Darkness Falls (Angel Wings) on Genesis!!! Genesis is writhing in pain as Holidead gets the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:30:06
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Twisted SisterZ!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an exhausting win for Twisted SisterZ tonight. And even though Exile came up short, they fought one hell of a match!!! Nobody would have thought that this match would have gone even half as long as it did!! Those girls should feel great about how they performed tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Those women gave it all they had out there and this may go down as the match of the night. I gotta tell you, the women’s division is getting better and better each and every night.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yes, it is. Folks, while the match went late; there was a meeting backstage between DDP and Salena. Now we have it taped for you so that you won’t miss a beat. Let’s go back and see what took place just minutes ago.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see the General Manager of the Empire DDP sitting with Salena and Caged Heat. ]
Salena – Thank you for taking the time to meet with my clients and I.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Your clients?
[ And Page looks across the table at Loca and Delta and they snicker at him. ]
Salena – Yes, my clients and I just came to an agreement for them to join me in my brand. I am now their spokesperson and contract negotiator.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Are you now.
[ And now it’s his turn to smile at them. ]
Salena – That’s correct, and I am here on their behalf to negotiate in good faith for the opportunity for them to get their highly deserved rematch for the Women’s World Tag Team titles against the current champions, Medusa Complex.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Ok, then; let’s put all the cards on the table. What are you proposing?
[ She smiles at him as she leans across the table showing off her very sexy cleavage. ]
Salena – I am proposing that next week, in the main event; we have a match against Medusa Complex. If my girls win, we get a title shot at Eve of Destruction. If the champions win, then you can pick whoever you want to face them.
[ Page thinks about it for a minute… ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – It’s not enough.
[ Loca and Delta start to look pissed off as the temperature in the room starts to go up. Salena raises her hand trying to calm the two women down. ]
Salena – Alright then, what would you suggest?
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Well, I always like the saying; go big or go home. So I propose we make it a Six Women Tag Team match. Caged Heat will team with Amber Nova to take on Bloody Mary and Medusa Complex in the main event!!!
[ Salena confirms with her clients before turning back to him. ]
Salena – Deal. We will see you next week.
[ Salena and Caged Heat leave the office when Page’s cell phone rings. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Hello? Hey boss what’s up? What do you mean? The guys a piece of shit!! He deserved everything he got? What do you mean I can’t do that? Fine!! Yeah, I heard you. I said fine!!
[ Page hangs up the phone looking pissed off as the videotron shuts down as we go back to Mike and Chris at the broadcast table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, that’s one hell of a main event slated for next week!!! If Caged Heat can pull off a win, they get to move on to the pay per view to take on Medusa Complex for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Not just that, but as a bonus we are going to see the Women’s World Champion Bloody Mary along with Amber Nova in that match too!!! And do you think that was the owner of the Empire on the other end of the phone chewing DDP out for what he did to Tran?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I don’t even want to guess, but what a show DDP is setting up for next week. Folks, it’s time for our next scheduled match and it features Steve Scott taking on Tiger King!!! Let’s go back to the ring!!!
Steve Scott vs Tiger King
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 188 lbs., Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes nuts as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tiger King comes into this match with a one and four record. His most recent victory came over STIXX back in March. Tonight, he looks to win his second match as he goes up against a more tag team specialist in Steve Scott.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tiger King comes in as one of the lighter wrestlers on the roster weighing in at one hundred and eighty-eight pounds. Only three wrestlers on the roster weigh less than him.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at weight of 200 lbs.; he is “Crazy” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around him as he makes his way to the ring and climbs in!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve Scott has been known for most of his career as a Tag Team guy. Since the injury to his partner Marc Fulton, he’s been forced to wrestle as a singles guy.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, it was either that or sit out until Marc got back; and Steve isn’t the kind of guy you’re going to hold down.
[ They lock up. Steve Scott performs an Exploder suplex against Tiger King. Steve Scott tries the Calf Crusher, but Tiger King blocks it. Tiger King hits a European uppercut on Steve Scott. Tiger King executes a bulldog against Steve Scott.
Tiger King goes for a huracanrana from the second rope, but Steve Scott counters it with a power bomb. Steve Scott rolls up Tiger King as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Tiger King kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Right out of the gate these two guys are going right at each other with high impact moves!!! If this keeps up, this match won’t last for long!!!
[ The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Scott. Steve Scott uses a dropkick on Tiger King. Steve Scott goes for the Kill Shot (diving DDT from the second rope), but Tiger King counters it with an armdrag takedown. Tiger King performs a dropkick against Steve Scott. Tiger King tries a twisting moonsault, but Steve Scott rolls out of the way. Steve Scott hits a dragon screw on Tiger King. Steve Scott nails Tiger King with a brain buster. The crowd is really behind Steve Scott. Steve Scott goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Tiger King reverses it. Tiger King uses a dropkick to the knee on Steve Scott. Tiger King hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Steve Scott. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tiger King. Tiger King nails a rolling thunder DDT on Steve Scott. Tiger King covers Steve Scott as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Steve gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a massive DDT by Tiger King to almost put away Steve Scott!!! My fucking head hurts just watching that shit!!!
[ Tiger King performs the Meteora against Steve Scott for the win as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Steve kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tiger King knows that Steve Scott is ion bad shape right now!! He’s got to keep the pressure on and hope he’s got what it takes to finish him off!!!
[ Tiger King whips Steve Scott into the ropes. Tiger King hits Steve Scott with a kick. Tiger King whips Steve Scott into the ropes. Steve Scott performs a clothesline against Tiger King. Steve Scott hits a flying cross body press on Tiger King. Steve Scott has Tiger King pinned as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Tiger King kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice body press off the ropes into a pinning predicament!!!
[ Steve Scott performs a chop against Tiger King. Steve Scott uses a backbreaker on Tiger King. Steve Scott executes a chop against Tiger King. Steve Scott whips Tiger King into the ropes. Tiger King attempts a corner forearm smash, but Steve Scott ducks out of the way. Steve Scott performs an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Tiger King. There are lots of chants for Steve Scott. Steve Scott hits a shooting star press on Tiger King for the win as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tiger King kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a collection of moves by Steve Scott as he used the exploder suplex to set up the shooting star press out of the corner and Tiger King just narrowly kicked out!!!
[ Steve Scott goes for the Pele kick, but Tiger King counters it with an ankle lock. Steve Scott manages to grab the ropes to break the hold. Tiger King nails Steve Scott with a slingshot. A portion of the crowd is cheering Tiger King. Tiger King performs a corkscrew legdrop against Steve Scott. Tiger King hits a twisting somersault splash off the top rope on Steve Scott and Tiger King covers Steve Scott as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Steve kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where the hell are these kids pulling these moves from? If this isn’t asking for a cruiserweight division, I don’t know what is!!!
[ Tiger King throws Steve Scott out of the ring and he follows him outside. Ken Peterson starts his count …1 …2 …and Tiger King runs Steve Scott into the steel ringpost. …3 …4 …and Tiger King tries a roundhouse kick, but Steve Scott counters it with a Snap Dragon Suplex into the steel ringsteps!!! …5 …6 …Steve Scott has the crowd going wild. Steve Scott rolls back into the ring as Tiger King lays on the ground holding the back of his head. …7 …8 …Tiger King tries to get to his feet, but his legs have no idea what zip code they are in and he goes down in a heap again!!! …9 …10!!! ]
Time of match: 0:04:47
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by count-out, Steve Scott!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve Scott moves on to two and oh in singles action and poor Tiger King falls yet again!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The kids giving it his all, but he just keeps coming up a little short in these matches. Maybe he would be someone that would do well with a person like Salena in his ear coaching him?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m not sure that’s a good idea. The kids got enough problems right now as it is. Folks, I’m hearing that Cindy Meyers is standing by with Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse. Let’s take it to the back and listen in.
[ The videotron comes alive as we see Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse standing next to Cindy Meyers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, last week at the Day of Reckoning pay per view you came up short in your quest to capture the W.W.E. Television…
[ Reverend Azazel rips the mic from her and glares at her. ]
Reverend Azazel – Cindy, every time you open your mouth you solidify the fact that you have no clue what you are talking about. At Day of Reckoning we did exactly what we set out to do and that is bring nothing but pain and heartache to the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins. We had no intention of winning the Television title at the pay per view. No, no, no we have a much bigger plan for Mr. Hopkins and that’s one that nothing but pain and suffering for him!!!
[ Raven Horse takes the mic from Reverend Azazel. ]
Raven Horse - Hopkins, what you experienced at Day of Reckoning is just a fraction of what I am going to do to you!! When I locked you in the Halo, I could feel your life being sucked out!!! I could feel you wanting to give up!!! Hopkin’s, when I’m done with you, you are going to wish you never heard the name Raven Ho…
[ Suddenly, the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins explodes on the set unloading massive clubbing blows to the head of Raven Horse!!! ]
[ Raven Horse counters with a knee to the mid-section and a clubbing blow to the back of Hopkins!!! Raven Horse grabs Hopkins and sends him crashing into the catering table and food and drinks fly everywhere!!! Raven Horse gets a running start and nails Hopkins with a massive boot to the face that drops Hopkins to the floor!!! Raven Horse then drops down and locks on the Halo (The Crippler Crossface) as Reverend Azazel holds the W.W.E. Television title in his face mocking him!!! Hopkins passes out from the pain as security and backstage hands flood the scene trying to pry Raven Horse off of Hopkins. The videotron shuts down as the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You ever get the feeling that Hopkins is playing right into Raven Horses hands? Raven Horse has been playing mind games with Chandler Hopkins before the pay per view and then he got himself deliberately disqualified during their match and right after the match he again said how he was going to get into the kid’s head. How much more blatant does Raven Horse need to be right now.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The kid is a cowboy, you know. Maybe he fell off his horse too many times as a kid!! Either way, these two men are on a collision course with each other. This bitter feud is far, far from over!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – How the landscape of the W.W.E. would change if Raven Horse were to capture the Television title!!! Folks, it’s time for some more great tag team action as Los Vipers take on the Koloff Dynasty!!! Harvey, it’s all yours buddy!!!
The Koloff Dynasty vs Los Vipers
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring first, accompanied by Boris Drago and weighing in at a combined weight of 472 lbs.; Neal and Aleksandre Koloff; they are the Koloff Dynasty!!
[ The Russian National anthem plays as the sold out crowd boos and the two large Russian’s march down to the ring proudly waving their Russian flags. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two big bruisers come into this match sporting an oh and one record with their one loss coming to the Hooligans a few weeks ago. Tonight, they look to get off the mat as they take on Los Vipers of the Cartel!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Boris has been out of action for a few weeks now, but I am hearing that he will be cleared to wrestle in two weeks as he goes up against Joey Ryan. I can’t wait to see that.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring and being accompanied by the Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar, weighing in at a combined weight of 388 lbs.; Santos and Pedro Supremo; they are Los Vipers!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares across the arena as the Mexican sensations Santos and Pedro Supremo of Los Vipers make their way out onto the stage followed by Tito Escobar. The walk down the rampway before diving into the ring under the bottom rope eyeing their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Los Vipers and one and four and look to build off that one win. The last match they were in they lost to Caristico in a handicap match. I’m sure it’s a night they would rather forget.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re right. They had a chance to put away Caristico and shut him out of the pay per view. We all know how that went where Tito Escobar, being the big bad leader of the Cartel; walked out of his match knowing he was getting his ass handed to him. Dick move if you ask me!!
[ They lock up. Aleksandre Koloff uses a spear on Pedro Supremo. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Aleksandre Koloff. Aleksandre Koloff throws Pedro Supremo out of the ring. Aleksandre Koloff jumps onto him with a car crash cross body. Aleksandre Koloff rolls Pedro Supremo back into the ring. Aleksandre Koloff runs into the ropes. Pedro Supremo hits Aleksandre Koloff with a shoulderblock. Pedro Supremo executes an armdrag takedown against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo whips Aleksandre Koloff into the turnbuckle, but Aleksandre Koloff reverses it. Aleksandre Koloff catches Pedro Supremo in a boot choke. Todd Sinclair warns Aleksandre Koloff to let go. Todd Sinclair counts One, two, three …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Aleksandre lets go. Aleksandre Koloff uses a chop on Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff attempts a ropeburn, but Pedro Supremo blocks it. Pedro Supremo tags out to Santos. Pedro Supremo uses a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Aleksandre Koloff. Santos uses a diving elbowsmash on Aleksandre Koloff. A portion of the crowd is booing Santos. Santos and Pedro Supremo whip Aleksandre Koloff into the ropes. Santos and Pedro Supremo hit Aleksandre Koloff with a double back elbow. Pedro Supremo leaves the ring. Santos attempts a Muscle Buster, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Aleksandre Koloff tries a clothesline, but Santos ducks out of the way. Pedro Supremo enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Pedro Supremo executes a clothesline against Aleksandre Koloff. Santos goes for a backslide, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Pedro Supremo leaves the ring. Aleksandre Koloff uses a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Santos. Aleksandre Koloff kicks Santos. Aleksandre Koloff is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Santos kicks Aleksandre Koloff. A portion of the crowd is booing Santos. Santos chops Aleksandre Koloff. Santos goes for a running knee strike, but Aleksandre Koloff ducks out of the way. Aleksandre Koloff tags out to Neal Koloff. Aleksandre Koloff hits an armbar takedown on Santos. Neal Koloff climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Santos throws him to the mat. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Santos performs a mounted punch against Neal Koloff. Santos performs a duck-down move against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring and throws Pedro Supremo out of the ring. Aleksandre Koloff tries a clothesline, but Santos counters it with a crucifix as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Aleksandre kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two teams are going at it!!! Both need to win tonight to try and crawl back into the title picture and they both know it won’t be easy.
[ Pedro Supremo takes Aleksandre Koloff down with a belly-to-back suplex. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Pedro Supremo hits a go-behind on Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo tags out to Santos. Neal Koloff enters the ring and throws Pedro Supremo out of the ring. Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff hit Santos with a double belly-to-back suplex. Neal Koloff leaves the ring. Aleksandre Koloff hits a clothesline on Santos. Aleksandre Koloff tags out to Neal Koloff.
Aleksandre Koloff attempts a clothesline, but Santos counters it with a crucifix and Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Aleksandre kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Santos with his second crucifix pin attempt tonight on Aleksandre. Think he saw something on tape on this guy?
[ Pedro Supremo attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Aleksandre Koloff counters it with an elbowsmash. Neal Koloff uses a clothesline on Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff uses a backslide on Pedro Supremo and Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Pedro kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice backslide pin attempt by Aleksandre but it wasn’t enough to get the win.
[ Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff whip Pedro Supremo into the ropes. They hit Pedro Supremo with a double fist to the midsection. Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff hit Pedro Supremo with a double eye gouge. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Aleksandre Koloff runs into the ropes. Pedro Supremo goes for an armdrag takedown, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Aleksandre Koloff tags out to Neal Koloff. Neal Koloff and Aleksandre Koloff whip Pedro Supremo into the ropes. They hit Pedro Supremo with a double fist to the midsection. Santos enters the ring and throws Aleksandre Koloff out of the ring. A portion of the crowd is cheering Santos. Pedro Supremo and Santos whip Neal Koloff into the ropes. Pedro Supremo and Santos hit Neal Koloff with a double backbreaker. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro Supremo runs into the ropes. Neal Koloff misses with a clothesline. Pedro Supremo hits Neal Koloff with an elbow. Pedro Supremo tags out to Santos. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring and lays out Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff nails Santos with a gutbuster. Neal Koloff takes Santos down with an armdrag takedown. Neal Koloff attempts a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Santos counters it with a small package as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Neal kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Neal tried to end the match right there with a huge Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles but Santos somehow managed to counter it into a small package!!! Los Vipers are looking good tonight.
[ Santos whips Neal Koloff into the ropes. Neal Koloff misses with a shoulderblock. Santos hits Neal Koloff with a backdrop. Santos executes a dropkick against Neal Koloff. Santos attempts a splash, but Neal Koloff gets his knees up.
Neal Koloff hits a duck-down move on Santos. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Neal Koloff and Aleksandre Koloff whip Santos into the ropes. They hit Santos with a double fist to the midsection. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff executes a go-behind against Santos. Neal Koloff performs a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles against Santos. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Neal Koloff. Neal Koloff performs a DDT against Santos. Neal Koloff hits a Discus lariat on Santos. Neal Koloff hits a diving elbowsmash on Santos. Neal Koloff takes Santos down with a bodyslam. Neal Koloff hits an eye gouge on Santos. Neal Koloff runs into the ropes. Neal Koloff hits Santos with a clothesline. Neal Koloff uses an armbar takedown on Santos. A portion of the crowd is cheering Neal Koloff. Neal Koloff tries a bodyslam, but Santos counters it with an elbowsmash. Santos goes for a spear, but Neal Koloff steps out of the way. Neal Koloff is starting to get more cheers than boos. Neal Koloff goes for an atomic drop, but Santos counters it with a facerake. Santos executes a chop against Neal Koloff. Santos tags out to Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring and lays out Santos. Aleksandre Koloff is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff whips Pedro Supremo into the ropes. Neal Koloff misses with a clothesline. Neal Koloff misses with an elbow. Pedro Supremo hits Neal Koloff with an elbow. Pedro Supremo runs into the ropes. Boris Drago trips Pedro Supremo. Todd Sinclair threatens The Koloff Dynasty with disqualification and Tito Escobar is going bullshit on his side of the ring. Pedro Supremo goes for a release German suplex, but Neal Koloff counters it with a backward kick. Neal Koloff hits a slap on Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff executes an atomic drop against Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff hits a diving elbowsmash on Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff is starting to get more cheers than boos. Neal Koloff throws Pedro Supremo over the top rope. Neal Koloff runs into the ropes. Pedro Supremo hits Neal Koloff with a shoulderblock. Pedro Supremo tries an atomic drop, but Neal Koloff blocks it. Neal Koloff tries a football tackle, but Pedro Supremo steps out of the way. Pedro Supremo performs a gutbuster against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo whips Neal Koloff into the ropes. Pedro Supremo performs an armdrag takedown against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo executes a football tackle against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo tries a hair pull, but Neal Koloff blocks it. Neal Koloff tags out to Aleksandre Koloff. Santos enters the ring, but gets cut off. Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff hit Pedro Supremo with a double bodyslam. Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff whip Pedro Supremo into the ropes. They hit Pedro Supremo with a double kick to the midsection. Santos gets back up and throws Neal Koloff out of the ring. A portion of the crowd is booing Santos. Pedro Supremo and Santos whip Aleksandre Koloff into the ropes. They hit Aleksandre Koloff with a double backdrop. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro Supremo attempts a choke against the ropes, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Aleksandre Koloff runs into the ropes. Pedro Supremo misses with an elbow. Pedro Supremo misses with a clothesline. Pedro Supremo attempts a spear, but Aleksandre Koloff counters it with a kick to the head. In turn, Pedro Supremo counters it with a duck-down move. Pedro Supremo executes a Muscle Buster against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo performs a duck-down move against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo catches Aleksandre Koloff in a forearm choke. Todd Sinclair warns Pedro Supremo to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Pedro lets go. Pedro Supremo executes a bodyslam against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo executes a spear against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo is starting to get more cheers than boos. Pedro Supremo hits an eye gouge on Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo goes for a Cradle DDT, but Aleksandre Koloff counters it with a small package as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Pedro kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice small package into a pinning attempt by Aleksandre.
[ Aleksandre Koloff tries a sleeperhold, but Pedro Supremo counters it with a jawbreaker. Pedro Supremo locks Aleksandre Koloff in an arm grapevine. Aleksandre Koloff is valiantly trying to break the hold. Aleksandre Koloff is struggling to reach the ropes. Aleksandre Koloff is valiantly trying to break the hold. Aleksandre Koloff tries to escape the hold. Aleksandre Koloff reaches the ropes. Pedro Supremo attempts a bodyslam, but Aleksandre Koloff counters it with a facerake. Aleksandre Koloff tags out to Neal Koloff. Aleksandre Koloff performs a cradle suplex against Pedro Supremo.
Neal Koloff performs a diving elbowsmash against Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Santos enters the ring and throws Aleksandre Koloff out of the ring. A portion of the crowd is booing Santos. Santos uses a dropkick on Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo tries a belly-to-back suplex, but Neal Koloff blocks it. Neal Koloff and Aleksandre Koloff hit Pedro Supremo with a double eye gouge. Santos enters the ring and lays out Aleksandre Koloff. Santos attempts a clothesline, but Neal Koloff ducks out of the way. Aleksandre Koloff tries a Muscle Buster, but Pedro Supremo counters it with a sunset flip as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Aleksandre kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit what a sunset flip by Pedro into a pinning attempt!!!
[ Aleksandre Koloff rolls out of the ring. Pedro Supremo hits a European uppercut on Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo uses a duck-down move on Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo takes Neal Koloff down with an armbar takedown. Pedro Supremo catches Neal Koloff in a sleeperhold. Neal Koloff tries to escape the hold. Neal Koloff grabs the ropes. Pedro Supremo performs a bodyslam against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo uses a release German suplex on Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Pedro Supremo tries a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Neal Koloff slides down his back. Neal Koloff uses a backslide on Pedro Supremo as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Pedro gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Sweet backslide cradle into a pinning attempt for Neal Koloff!!!
[ Neal Koloff attempts a Muscle Buster, but Pedro Supremo counters it with a sunset flip as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Neal kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This Pedro Supremo is a wealth of Lucha Libre moves!!! He’s fucking countering everything!!!
[ Pedro Supremo executes a duck-down move against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo nails Neal Koloff with a Discus lariat.
Pedro Supremo is starting to get more cheers than boos. Pedro Supremo executes a European uppercut against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo attempts a clothesline, but Neal Koloff counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Pedro Supremo counters it with a slidedown. Santos enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring, but gets cut off. Pedro Supremo and Santos hit Neal Koloff with a double belly-to-back suplex. Aleksandre Koloff gets back up and lays out Santos. A portion of the crowd is cheering Aleksandre Koloff. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff performs a DDT against Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Aleksandre Koloff uses a Muscle Buster on Pedro Supremo. A portion of the crowd is booing Aleksandre Koloff. Neal Koloff hits a diving elbowsmash on Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff attempts a guillotine choke, but Pedro Supremo blocks it. Pedro Supremo tags out to Santos. Santos and Pedro Supremo hit Neal Koloff with the Snake Bite (Supremo sit-down powerbomb followed by Santos with a leg drop off the top rope across his opponent’s throat)!!! Santos uses a backslide on Neal Koloff and he uses the ropes for leverage as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:14:37
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Los Vipers!!!
[ Tito Escobar rolls into the ring to congratulate his men for their win as Boris and his men stagger back up the stage. Just then, as if on cue, “It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” explodes across the arena as the Empire General Manager DDP struts out onto the stage with mic in hand. Tito and Los Vipers glare up at him as Page smiles back at them. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Hey Champ, nice win for your boys tonight. That’s how to finish a match!!! Not that you know anything about finishing a match, do you?
[ Tito asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Page, with all do respect; what the hell are you doing out here? We have no beef with you!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You’re right. I’ve got no beef with you, except for the fact that you walked out on your title match at Day of Reckoning; and that kinda pissed me off!!!
[ Tito laughs it up with Los Vipers. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You find that funny?
[ Tito nods his head yes. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Well I didn’t think it was very funny. For a champion of your caliber, it was downright uncalled for. I really thought you were better than that. Hell, you talk a great game, but you’ve got balls the size of peanuts!!!
[ Los Vipers do all they can to hold Tito back from leaving the ring and rushing DDP beating the shit out of him. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Easy, big boy. I got no beef with you. But there is a guy in the back that does have a beef with you…
[ The sold out crowd starts chanting Caristico…Caristico… Caristico!!! ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – That’s right, it was Caristico and we just had a conversation in my office and he had a great idea. In two weeks right here on Adrenaline, it’s going to be Caristico versus you and if Caristico wins; he will get a United States title shot at Eve of Destruction!!!
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – This is bullshit and you know it!!! He lost his shot!!
[ DDP smiles at him. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You don’t like it, beat him!!!
[ The videotron comes to life as we see Cindy Meyers standing by with the new Women’s National Champion Shanna Furguson. ]
Cindy Meyers – Shanna, first off congratulations on winning the Women’s National title last week at Day of Reckoning not just beating one opponent, but two in Havok and Su Yim.
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Thank you Cindy, it’s an honor to be the very first Women’s National champion.
Cindy Meyers – So, what are your plans going forward?
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – I really want to be a fighting champion and set the bar for all the women that hold this belt after me.
[ Su Yim walks onto the set looking very serious as she steps right up to Shanna and glares at the Women’s National title belt. ]
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Can I help you?
“The Zombie Bride” Su Yim – You may have won the title at the pay per view, but you never beat me!!!
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – That’s funny Su, I could have sworn the card said Shanna Ferguson versus Havok versus Su Yim.
“The Zombie Bride” Su Yim – You just said you want to be a fighting champion, so fight me next week!!!
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – You’re on!!!
[ And the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna just agreed to take on Su Yim right here next week on Adrenaline!!! Do you think it’s going to be for the title?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m sure DDP will update us before the nights out!! But what about the match that DDP signed for Adrenaline in two weeks? It’s going to be Caristico taking on Tito Escobar. If Caristico wins, he will get a title rematch at Eve of Destruction!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, it’s time to get back to the ring as Malia Hosaka takes on Maria Manic in women’s action. Harvey, it’s all yours brother.
Maria Manic vs Malia Hosaka
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring and being accompanied by Exile. She weighs in at 130 lbs., Malia Hosaka!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowd jeers. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Malia comes into tonight’s match with Maria Manic sporting a one and one record and she’s coming off her first loss in the Empire at the hands of Solo Darling a few weeks ago.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Solo Darling stunned the shit out of all of us when she rolled Malia up. Tonight, she looks to avenge that loss as she ups her game going against one of the top women in the Empire in Maria Manic.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, making her way to the ring weighing in at 161 lbs.; she is “The Maneater” Maria Manic!
[ A mix of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring never taking her hate filled eyes off of Malia and the Exiles!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Malia has been in a little funk as of late after losing her Women’s World title match to Amber Nova a few months ago.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Losing that match has given her a little more of an edge and we saw that during the title match between Amber Nova and Bloody Mary at Day of Reckoning where she attacked Amber costing her the title.
[ They lock up. Malia Hosaka nails Maria Manic with a ripcord cutter. Quite a few boos are audible. Malia Hosaka whips Maria Manic into the ropes. Maria Manic hits Malia Hosaka with an elbow. Maria Manic throws Malia Hosaka out of the ring. Malia Hosaka hangs on to the top rope. Maria Manic sees Malia Hosaka hanging on and breaks Malia Hosaka's grip. Maria Manic punches Malia Hosaka. Maria Manic chops Malia Hosaka. Maria Manic runs into the ropes. Malia Hosaka hits Maria Manic with a shoulderblock. Malia Hosaka nails Maria Manic with a high knee. Malia Hosaka goes for a roundhouse kick, but Maria Manic counters it with a cradle suplex. In turn, Malia Hosaka counters it with a small package as Maria Manic's shoulders are on the mat as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Maria gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice counter into a small package by the veteran Hosaka. She almost got the three count!!!
[ Maria Manic inches her way towards the ropes. Malia Hosaka locks Maria Manic in an arm grapevine but the referee makes Malia Hosaka let go as Maria grabs the bottom rope. Malia Hosaka uses a slingshot on Maria Manic. Malia Hosaka is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Malia Hosaka attempts a superkick, but Maria Manic ducks out of the way. Maria Manic runs into the ropes. Maria Manic goes for an Asai moonsault, but Malia Hosaka counters it with an intercept superkick. Malia Hosaka goes for a standing moonsault, but Maria Manic gets her knees up. Maria Manic uses a corkscrew legdrop on Malia Hosaka. Maria Manic executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Malia Hosaka. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Maria Manic. Maria Manic performs an arm twist ropewalk chop against Malia Hosaka. Maria Manic hits the Meteora on Malia Hosaka for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Malia kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – So close for Maria as Malia just kicked out before the referee’s hand counted three.
[ Maria Manic goes for a springboard spear, but Malia Hosaka counters it with a kneelift. Malia Hosaka whips Maria Manic into the ropes. Maria Manic misses with a clothesline. Maria Manic misses with a shoulderblock. Malia Hosaka nails Maria Manic with a lariat. Suddenly, “Creepy” plays over the crowd as Amber Nova walks out on stage and starts to make her way down to the ring. ]
[ Maria watches as Amber walks right down to the ring and starts to climb the ring steps. From behind, Malia clotheslines her and then drives her into the mat with the Hosaka Driver (Michinoku Driver)!!! The crowd boos as Malia rolls Maria up for the …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:08
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Malia Hosaka!!!
[ Amber grabs the mic from Harvey and then climbs into the ring as Malia and her Exiles walk back up the ramp taking any win she can. She looks down at her Apple watch and smirks before reaching down and grabbing Maria by her face. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Three minutes and eight seconds, bitch!!! How does it feel to be beaten in record time?!
[ And she slams Maria’s face into the mat adding insult to injury!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – First off, I want to congratulate Malia for the win, but you have to ask yourself if Malia could have won that match without Amber’s distraction? My honest answer would have been, no fucking way.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s just my opinion, but I think that this little feud between Amber and Maria has gone far enough. They need to settle this shit in the ring and stop interfering in each other’s matches. It’s not doing either one of them any good and their win loss records are taking a fucking beating in the process.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, while the match between Malia and Maria was going on; something very interesting was happening backstage involving Holidead, Tito Escobar and Thunder Rosa. Let’s rewind the tape and see exactly what happened between the three of them.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see one half of the Twisted SisterZ tag team Holidead talking to the United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar and they are looking pretty damn chummy talking. ]
[ After a second, Tito sees Thunder Rosa coming and he walks away. ]
[ Thunder Rosa walks up to Holidead looking confused. ]
Thunder Rosa – What’s going on?
Holidead – What do you mean?
[ Thunder Rosa looks irritated as she knows her tag team partner is lying to her. ]
Thunder Rosa – You know what I mean. What’s going on with you and Tito? What did he want?
Holidead – It’s… nothing …really. Don’t worry.
Thunder Rosa – Listen, don’t let that piece of shit get in your head!! We had a big win tonight against Exile. Let’s go grab some dinner and celebrate, ok?
Holidead – Yeah, sure. I could use a drink or two.
Thunder Rosa – Good, cause if we keep winning; we’ll be in line for a Tag Team title shot before you know it. Now let’s go get our party on!!!
[ The two women leave the arena as the videotron shuts down and the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We didn’t get to hear what Tito Escobar and Holidead were talking about, but if I know that piece of shit Tito like I think I do; it was nothing good.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I bet he was giving her a recruitment speech. It seems like all the stables nowadays are pushing to swell their ranks and the Cartel is no different. Imagine if they were able to bring in a top female superstar. They could easily dominate the women’s division!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Gold Standard has Amber Nova. The Devils Rejects have Solo Darling. If the Cartel can land Holidead it will be a huge powerplay for them. Folks, as things are heating up here in the Empire; it couldn’t get any hotter than our next match. It’s Prophet versus Kahagas with the winner moving on to Eve of Destruction to face the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!! Let’s get right to the action!!!
In a World title Number One Contendership match
With the winner to face the World Heavyweight Champion
Alexander Stone at the Eve of Destruction Pay Per View!!!
Prophet vs Kahagas
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is a Number One Contendership match for the World Heavyweight title and it is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 227 lbs., this is Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. Walks down to the ring and climbs in waiting for his opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet has been waiting, bidding his time for this chance to face the World champion. Tonight, he gets his opportunity to do just that.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Prophet comes into this match with an excellent five and two record. He’s defiantly earned this opportunity tonight to become the number one contender.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs.; he is “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Demon” makes his way down to the ring!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas is one hell of a star here in the Empire. He enters this match with a four and three record but some of his biggest matches coming against Chandler Hopkins, Caristico and the World Champion Alexander Stone himself… even though that ended in a tough loss.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let’s not cut this guy short. He’s been in some tough fucking matches against some of the best guys in the sport today. There’s no doubt he’s going to give Prophet everything he can handle.
[ They lock up. Kahagas goes for an armdrag takedown, but Prophet counters it with a lariat. The crowd is starting to get behind Prophet. Prophet takes Kahagas down with a Cradle DDT into a pin as Ken Peterson counts …1 …and Kahagas kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet drew first blood tonight as he gets the quick one count!!! If that doesn’t get rid of the pregame jitters, I don’t know what will.
[ Prophet runs into the ropes. Kahagas performs an enzuigiri against Prophet. Kahagas hits a side Russian legsweep on Prophet. Kahagas goes for the pinas Ken Peterson counts …1 …and Prophet gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both men aren’t wasting any fucking time in trying to end this. There’s no way this is going the distance!!!
[ Kahagas performs an enzuigiri against Prophet. Kahagas runs into the ropes. Kahagas hits Prophet with a clothesline.
Kahagas executes a legsweep against Prophet. Kahagas whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet reverses it. Prophet performs a spear against Kahagas. Prophet gets a boot choke on Kahagas. Ken Peterson warns Prophet to let go. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Prophet let’s go. Ken Peterson warns Prophet that he will be disqualified if he does that again. Prophet nails the Curb Stomp on Kahagas. Prophet hits the cradle suplex on Kahagas. Prophet goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Kahagas kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We are seeing a much edgier side of Prophet tonight. The side of his that will do anything to earn that number one contender’s spot!!!
[ Prophet sends Kahagas into the turnbuckle. Prophet goes for a sleeperhold, but Kahagas counters it with a back suplex. Kahagas is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Kahagas whips Prophet into the ropes. Kahagas hits Prophet with a standing dropkick that sends Prophet over the top rope and to the floor. Kahagas rolls out under the bottom rope and goes after him. Kahagas throws Prophet into the steel guardrail. Kahagas nails Prophet with a Russian legsweep. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Kahagas throws Prophet into the steel ringpost. Kahagas hits the Monster Driver (Half nelson driver) on the floor!!! Ken Peterson counts …3 …4 …and Kahagas dives off the ring apron hitting a 450 splash against Prophet. Kahagas whips Prophet into the steel guardrail. Kahagas hits a ripcord cutter on Prophet. Ken Peterson counts …5 …6 …and Kahagas goes for a twisting somersault splash, but Prophet gets his knees up. Prophet hits a Shining Wizard on Kahagas. Ken Peterson counts …7 …8 …Prophet grabs Kahagas and hits the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) on Kahagas onto the steel ring steps. Kahagas is out cold as Prophet climbs back into the ring. The referee continues his count …9 …10 …!!! ]
Time of match: 0:05:52
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Prophet!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a great win by Prophet tonight as he advances to Eve of Destruction to face…
[ Suddenly, “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as the World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone marches out onto the stage with the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny close behind him. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Oh shit’s about to get fucking real, Mike!!! Here comes the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone and he’s brought back-up!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have a fucking feeling the World Champion isn’t waiting for Eve of Destruction to make his intentions felt. This night isn’t going to end well for Prophet!!!
[ Alexander Stone pulls out a microphone and smiles down at Prophet who stands in the ring looking up at the Gold Standard. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – So you’re the next man up. The next guy who thinks they can beat me.
[ The crowd starts chanting Prophet, Prophet, Prophet!!! ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – See, they all love you!!! You’re the greatest American hero!! The savior to the Empire!!! The man who is going to take this belt from the evil, sadistic, villain Alexander Stone and bring peace and prosperity to the Empire!!!
[ The crowd cheers at the thought of anyone but Stone being World Heavyweight Champion. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Well, newsflash kid; it aint going to fucking happen!!! You’ve had a hell of a journey kid, but come Eve of Destruction I going to end this fairy tale you’re living and snap all these mind-controlled ass wipes you call fans back to reality. The reality that I am the best damn wrestler in the game today!!!
[ The sold out crowd starts to boo the shit out of him. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – It seems like I need to show these fucking idiots that I mean what I say. Sucks to be you, you painted faced freak!!!
[ Stone and the Guerillas of Destiny storm down to the ring and just as they are about to climb in and beat the shit out of Prophet, the Chain Gang jumps the guardrail and dive into the ring behind Prophet. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s the Chain Gang!!! They’ve got a shot at the Guerillas of Destiny at Eve of Destruction!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You know what they say Mike, the enemy of my enemy is my friend? Prophet just made some friends!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we are out of time!!! We will see you next week!!!
Monday Night April 12th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and I am joined by my broadcast colleague Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hello and welcome to the greatest federation on Earth!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, we are a week removed from one of the biggest pay per view events that the Empire ever had!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You can say that again!!! Almost every title was on the line, short of the Worlds title; but that didn’t stop Tank and Stone from beating the ever-loving fuck out of each other inside a Hell in a Cell!! In the end, Stone walked away from the cell the winner, but both men took one fuck of a beating!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They both brough their “A” games to the match and Tank proved that he will always be the Greatest of All Time!!! In other matches, we watched as Caged Heat lost their Women’s World Tag Team titles to Medusa Complex after winning the belts at last month’s pay per view.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They were champions for a month and never got to physically hold their belts. Now that has to suck ass.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yeah it does. But don’t bring it up because they are still pretty sore about it. We also witnessed the Women’s World title change hands as Amber Nova lost her title to Bloody Mary in what was the shortest match of the night.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – When the match started, we saw Havok and Maria Manic come down to the ring and it was their blatant interference that cost her the title.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Not that we are taking anything away from Bloody Mary’s win, but those two bitches really swung the match in Mary’s favor early on. In other matches, we saw the Guerillas of Destiny defeat the Lynch Mob to retain their World Tag Team titles. Chandler Hopkins retained his W.W.E. Television title as he defeated Raven Horse. The United States Heavyweight champion walked out on his title versus mask match giving Caristico the win, but not the title. And finally, the brand-new Women’s National champion was crowned and her name is Shanna Furguson as she defeated both Su Yim and Havok in a brutal match!!! Congratulations to her as we wish her a long title reign.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Those were some great title matches, but we also had a couple of non-title matches to start the night off. Bulk destroyed Joey Ryan, but when the dust settled, we all saw the debut of “Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes show up to assist her new man out of the ring.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – God knows what those two see in each other.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – We also witnessed STIXX score his first win in a match against Tony Tran.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And thank God for that because if Tran would have won, we would have never heard the end of his mouth running. But what hit home was his actions at the end of the pay per view when he came down to the ring and attacked Tank. What the hell was he thinking?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He took advantage of a beaten man. It was an act of pure cowardness if you ask me. He doesn’t have the balls to face Tank face to face so he attacked him after a fucking Hell in a Cell match!!! What a fucking dick move!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we have a great card in store for you tonight. Six big matches with the main event of the evening being the biggest as Kahagas takes on Prophet in a Number One Contendership match with the winner moving on to face the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone at our next pay per view Eve of Destruction!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Prophet comes into this match with a very impressive five and two record and Kahagas has a four and three record. Both men are very deserving of a title shot against Stone!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Buddy, it’s time for our opening match of the night…
[ Suddenly, the crowd explodes to their feet booing as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. The former Women’s World Champion Amber Nova storms out from the backstage area armed with a mic in hand. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – No, no, no; this show isn’t going to start until I get some fucking answers!!!
[ Amber powerwalks down to the ring and climbs in motioning for them to kill her music. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You all witnessed what happened to me at Day of Reckoning, right? You all saw the screw job that I got when Bloody Mary stole my Women’s World title from me with the help of those two cunts Havok and Maria Manic!!!
[ The crowd cheers with the mention of Bloody Mary’s name. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Yeah, cheer her on. But don’t get used to her holding that belt for very long because everyone knows she’s just a paper champ!!! Now Mary, get your ass out here because I have something to say right to your painted ass face, bitch!!!
[ As if on that cue, “It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” explodes across the arena as the Empire General Manager DDP struts out onto the stage and marches down to the ring. ]
[ The crowd goes absolutely ape shit as DDP climbs into the ring and asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. He walks over to Amber with a smile. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – You look a little lighter tonight.
[ Amber rolls her eyes at him knowing that he’s taking a pot shot at her for losing her title. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Very funny Page, very funny; but you can’t stand here and tell me that you don’t think… no, that you don’t know beyond a shadow of doubt that I got screwed at the pay per view!!
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Actually, I think you got exactly what you had coming to you!!!
[ And the crowd cheers DDP on. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – You’re an egotistical bitch that got exactly what she deserved. And please, please, please… spare me the I got screwed bullshit. You’re the queen of screw jobs, need I say more?
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – You know what Page, screw you and all your backstage puppets that pull strings around here!!! All I care about is the Women’s World title and I demand my rematch and I want it tonight!!!
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – I’m afraid that’s not going to happen tonight.
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – And why not!!! My contract states that I get a rematch…
[ Page waves his hand at her. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Spare me the lecture sweetheart, I know how contracts work.
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – So, why can’t I get my rematch tonight then; huh… tell me that?
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – It’s simple, Bloody Mary suffered a knee injury at the pay per view during your match and she’s going to be on the shelf for a few weeks.
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – This is bullshit!!! She’s dodging me!!! You’re protecting her!!! I demand my rematch!!!
[ Again, the sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria Manic storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring never taking her hate filled eyes off of the former Women’s Champion. Maria comes right at her and Amber puts her hands up protecting herself… ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Don’t touch me!!! Don’t you fucking touch me!!! You’ve done enough, don’t you think?
[ Harvey reaches through the ropes handing Maria a mic. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Let me ask you something Amber, at the pay per view; you got your ass beat in three minutes and forty-eight seconds and in my judgement, that’s a fucking record; so, what makes you think you deserve anything?!
[ Amber gets right up in Maria’s face. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – The only reason I lost is because you and your fat ass friend Havok stuck your no talent asses in my business, that’s why!!! I told you both to get your asses to the back of the line, but it seems you two just don’t listen very…
[ Again, the crowd pops as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring never taking her eyes off the former Women’s champion, never paying much attention to Maria Manic or the General Manager DDP. Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring pushing past Maria and right up to Amber. ]
Jessika Havok – Say it again!!! Say it again how fat my ass is and I swear to God I’ll knock you on yours!!!
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Back off fatty, I beat your ass twice and I’m done with you.
[ Amber points at Maria. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – And as far as your no talent ass goes, didn’t you embarrass yourself enough at Undisputed or shall we ask the guys in the back to roll the footage replay our match?!
[ Page holds back Maria from going at Amber as the crowd goes wild. Amber looks right at Page. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Now this is fun and all, but there’s still one thing I’m waiting for and that’s my God damn rematch!!!
[ Page looks at Maria and Havok, and then back at Amber. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – You’ll get your rematch, but not until Eve of Destruction in three weeks!!!
[ Amber storms past Page, bumping Maria’s shoulder on the way; sending her a message. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Fine!!! Just tell that face painted bitch to bring my belt to me!!!
[ The show flashes to the backstage area as we see a black limo pull up into the arena. ]
[ The door swings open and “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran steps out. Cindy Meyers is on scene as she rushes up to him with mic in hand. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tony Tran, can I get a word with you?
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Sure, but make it quick. I have places to go and people to see.
Cindy Meyers – Last week at Day of Reckoning you were defeated at the hands of STIXX when he made you submit…
[ Tran waves a hand in her face shutting her up. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Submit? Submit Cindy, no, no, no my dear I never submitted!!! That was an illegal chokehold STIXX put on me. The referee missed it and it cost me money, and if anyone knows anything about money… it’s me!!!
Cindy Meyers – OK, well; later in the night you attacked Tank after his Hell in a Cell match against Alexander Stone. Why did you do that? He was defenseless at the time and EMT’s were trying to help him.
[ Tran smiles at her. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Now that’s the million-dollar question isn’t it, blondie. I tell you what, why don’t you tune in later tonight and watch while I tell the whole world why I attack this federation’s precious G.O.A.T.!!!
[ Tran storms off as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Adrenaline is off to a fast and furious start tonight with the former Women’s World Champion Amber Nova coming right out demanding a rematch against Bloody Mary for her Women’s World title!!! Eve of Destruction is starting to shape up pretty nicely and before the end of the night we will also know who is going to face Alexander Stone for his World Heavyweight title at the pay per view!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I can’t wait. Kahagas versus Prophet is going to be good!!! It seems like we have been setting up Prophet for his inevitable collision with Alexander Stone for months. Now all he has to do is get by Kahagas and the title shot is his!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – On-top of all that, we would also like to welcome the newest wrestler to the Empire and his name is Travis Blake!!! Travis is a twenty-nine-year-old superstar well known for his stint in the World Wrestling Headquarters where he either held or co-held eight titles and also received the Future Star award back in 2017. He’s young, he’s cocky and he’s going to bring the roster a whole new feel!!! Folks, it’s time to get right to the action. The women of the Empire kicks tonight’s show off with a bang as Gabby Jetson clashes head on against newcomer Amber O’Neal!! Harvey, take it away old friend!!!
Amber O’Neal vs Gabby Jetson
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 194 lbs., she is “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson!!
[ “Fight to the Death” by Neil Myers rocks the arena as the crowd explodes to their feet as “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson storms out on stage and marches down to the ring climbing in!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Gabby comes into tonight’s match at oh and three and in desperate need of a win to get herself back into the title picture.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s hard to believe that a woman of her size and strength has yet to win a match. Coming in to tonight’s match she’s got over fifty pounds on Amber O’Neal. That’s got to account for something.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring weighing in at 140 lbs., Amber O’Neal!
[ Amber struts down to the ring to “Material Girl” by Madonna as the sold-out crowd cheers her own. She climbs into the ring and mounts the second rope waving to the fans, never taking her eyes off her much larger opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber is a ring veteran of many years and federations, but she lost her first match in the Empire to the new Women’s National Champion Shanna Furguson.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s a tough loss, but knowing you lost to any champion takes the sting off of it a little bit. Tonight, she gets the chance to turn things around and get into the win column against another struggling competitor.
[ They lock up. Gabby Jetson attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Amber O'Neal counters it with an elbowsmash. Amber O'Neal hits a chop on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal performs a rolling cutter against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal whips Gabby Jetson into the ropes. Amber O'Neal uses a dropkick on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal tries a DDT, but Gabby Jetson counters it with a kneebar. Amber O'Neal is struggling to reach the ropes. Amber O'Neal grabs the ropes breaking the hold. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the ropes. Gabby Jetson nails Amber O'Neal with an enzuigiri. Gabby Jetson is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes. Amber O'Neal tries an enzuigiri, but Gabby Jetson steps out of the way. Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes. Gabby Jetson misses with a kick. Gabby Jetson uses an Asai moonsault on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson pulls the tights as she rolls Amber up and Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Amber gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So far not so good for Amber as Gabby is using her raw power to have her way with her.
[ Gabby Jetson performs a springboard bulldog against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Gabby Jetson nails Amber O'Neal with the Phoenix Splash rolling Amber up again as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Amber again kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m not sure how much more Amber can take. She’s getting beaten pretty bad out there!!!
[ Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes and performs a lariat against Amber O'Neal. Quite a few boos are audible.
Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes but Gabby Jetson misses with an elbow. Amber O'Neal uses a spinning backbreaker on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal attempts an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Gabby Jetson counters it with a punch. Gabby Jetson attempts an armdrag takedown, but Amber O'Neal counters it with a lariat. Amber O'Neal executes an arm twist ropewalk chop against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal nails Gabby Jetson with a Russian legsweep. Amber O'Neal attempts a twisting moonsault, but Gabby Jetson gets her knees up. Gabby Jetson executes a slingshot against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the ropes. Gabby Jetson attempts a superkick, but Amber O'Neal counters it with a legsweep. Amber O'Neal nails Gabby Jetson with a standing moonsault and a cover on Gabby as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Gabby gets her foot on the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That legsweep is all about Amber’s years of being in the business and her great ring awareness. This is how she’s going to win this match if she can stay away from Gabby’s power game.
[ Amber O'Neal executes a monkey flip against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal catches Gabby Jetson in a Texas Cloverleaf. Gabby Jetson is struggling to reach the ropes. Gabby Jetson gets ahold of the ropes. Amber O'Neal runs into the ropes and Amber O'Neal uses a clothesline on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal tries a DDT, but Gabby Jetson counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Gabby Jetson tries a DDT, but Amber O'Neal counters it with a small package. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Gabby gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Gabby better get smart because if she don’t Amber is going to steal this match right from under her nose!!
[ Amber O'Neal performs a dropkick to the knee against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal runs into the ropes. Amber O'Neal attempts a corner forearm smash, but Gabby Jetson ducks out of the way. Gabby Jetson hits Amber O'Neal. Quite a few boos are audible. Gabby Jetson chops Amber O'Neal. Amber O'Neal hits Gabby Jetson. A small "Amber O'Neal" chant is being started. Amber O'Neal kicks Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal hits a rolling cutter on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal attempts a dropkick, but Gabby Jetson steps out of the way. Gabby Jetson performs a fist to the midsection against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson attempts a corner forearm smash, but Amber O'Neal ducks out of the way. Amber O'Neal uses an enzuigiri on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal attempts a DDT, but Gabby Jetson blocks it. Gabby Jetson punches Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson hits Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson punches Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Amber O'Neal steps out of the way. Amber O'Neal nails Gabby Jetson with a springboard spear. Amber O'Neal executes a clothesline against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal goes for a dropkick, but Gabby Jetson steps out of the way. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the turnbuckle, but Amber O'Neal reverses it. Amber O'Neal charges into the corner, but Gabby Jetson lifts her leg. Gabby Jetson executes a springboard bulldog against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Amber kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You have to give Amber credit. She’s giving Gabby everything she’s got and taking it back in kind.
[ Gabby Jetson uses a clothesline on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes. Gabby Jetson misses with a kick.
Amber O'Neal tries a roundhouse kick, but Gabby Jetson counters it with a legsweep. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the ropes. Amber O'Neal performs a corner forearm smash against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal performs a huracanrana from the second rope against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal attempts a lariat, but Gabby Jetson counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the ropes. Gabby Jetson misses with a shoulderblock.
Gabby Jetson hits Amber O'Neal with a kick. Gabby Jetson attempts an enzuigiri, but Amber O'Neal steps out of the way and Gabby crashes to the mat. Amber O'Neal covers Gabby Jetson and Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Gabby kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These women are beating the hell out of each other Mike. One of these women are going to get a hard fought first win!!!
[ Amber O'Neal whips Gabby Jetson into the ropes, but Gabby Jetson reverses it. Gabby Jetson hits a roundhouse kick on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson whips Amber O'Neal into the turnbuckle, but Amber O'Neal reverses it. Amber O'Neal executes an arm twist ropewalk chop against Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal tries to go for the Booty Bop (running hip attack in the corner), but Gabby Jetson moves out of the way and Amber crashes to the mat. Gabby Jetson is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Amber kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amber went for her big finish, but Gabby had her scouted pretty good.
[ Gabby Jetson hits a dropkick from the second rope on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson sends Amber O'Neal into the turnbuckle. Gabby Jetson tries an enzuigiri, but Amber O'Neal steps out of the way. A few fans are cheering on Amber O'Neal. Amber O'Neal goes for an elbowdrop, but Gabby Jetson rolls out of the way. Gabby Jetson uses a roundhouse kick on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson goes for a high knee, but Amber O'Neal ducks out of the way. Amber O'Neal tries a springboard spear, but Gabby Jetson steps out of the way. Gabby Jetson executes a clothesline against Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson hits a huracanrana from the second rope on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson hits a springboard armdrag on Amber O'Neal. Gabby Jetson runs into the ropes and Amber O'Neal hits a dropkick to the knee on Gabby Jetson. Amber O'Neal executes a standing moonsault against Gabby Jetson and a cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Gabby kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just when you think one woman has this match in control, the other finds a way to swing it back in her favor. There might be a huge weight difference, but they are a perfect match for one another.
[ Amber O'Neal puts Gabby Jetson in a Texas Cloverleaf. Gabby Jetson tries to escape the hold. Gabby Jetson manages to grab the ropes. Amber O'Neal attempts a jumping front kick, but Gabby Jetson counters it with the Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin). Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:09:33
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Gabby Jetson!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice win by Gabby to get her that elusive first victory here in the Empire. Once she gets on a roll, she’s going to be a powerhouse to try and stop.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yea, after a string of losses it tends to get inside your head. Hopefully, she can now put together a couple more and be right back in the title hunt. Just image what she can do once she starts to build her confidence up. Sky’s the limit for her.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, while the match was going on; our cameras caught up with the former Women’s World Tag Team Champion’s Caged Heat and they also didn’t seem very happy.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, just like Amber Nova, losing your World titles tends to piss you off just a little bit. Not to mention the fact that they really never even got to hold the belts. That’s gotta blow.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s go back and watch what happened.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Caged Heat pounding on the office door of the General Manager of the Empire DDP’s office. The door swings open and Page stands there looking none too happy. Upon seeing Caged Heat standing there he rolls his eyes at them knowing that this is not going to be good at all. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Can I help you two?
[ The two former convicts both snicker at that comment. ]
Loca – Can you help us?
Delta – Now that’s funny considering what we just saw what you did for Amber out there in the ring.
[ Page smiles at them. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – What I did for her? You have it all wrong ladies. She was the one that initiated her rematch clause in her contract. Not me. I just set the date for the match.
Loca – Well we want the same shit.
Delta – Yeah, we want our rematch clause too!!
[ Page smiles at them both. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Ladies, this isn’t how things work around here. Your contract never had a rematch clause written into it. Next time, read the fine print. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got things I need to do.
[ Page slams the door in their faces and the two women are ready to beat it down… and then beat Page down when from behind Salena walks up to them. ]
Salena – Ladies, it seems that the two of you are in need of some assistance?
[ Caged Heat both nods yes as Selena smiles at them. The videotron shuts down as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Page just dropped a huge bombshell on Caged Heat that their title match at Day of Reckoning did not have a rematch clause in the contract. Think they are kicking themselves now?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – To all you young and up-and-coming superstars out there… read your fucking contracts!!! Make damn sure that there is a rematch clause especially if it’s for a title match!!! But what strikes me even more is the fact that Salena came to their aid. I have to believe that she is scheming something big.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My guess is she’s trying to grow her ranks and has seen Caged Heat as a viable resource for her brand. The bigger question is, can Cage Heat trust her? She has taken the Chain Gang and got them their World Tag Team title match at Eve of Destruction, so she is a woman of her word. But if they hire her, they have to know that she’s in it for her damn self. Let’s rejoin Harvey in the ring for our next match of the night!!!
Arik Cannon vs Funny Bones
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 215 lbs.; he is “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in glaring at the referee. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Funny Bones comes into this match with only one win in his last six matches. His most recent match ended when he tapped out to Raven Horse and his Halo submission move.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The modified Crossface submission is brutal Mike. Raven Horse is going to go a long way if he rides that maneuver.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!
[ Love him or hate him, the crowd does love his entrance music as “I’m shipping up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphy’s rings across the stadium as the red headed Irish fighter marches down to the ring pissed off with his hands all taped up. He stomps up the stairs and climbs through the ropes ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it to the ringside attendant. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Arik Cannon has been on a bit of losing streak as of late. He dropped his World title match against Alexander Stone at Undisputed and then two weeks later he dropped another match against Prophet. Tonight, he looks to stop the bleeding against a much lesser opponent in Funny Bones.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re right. He hasn’t been himself lately and facing Funny Bones tonight should set his course straight again. Even though he cannot take Funny Bones lightly. One slip-up and the Demon King could upset the former number one contender.
[ They lock up. Arik Cannon executes a belly-to-belly suplex against Funny Bones. The crowd is starting to get behind Arik Cannon. Funny Bones nails Arik Cannon with a belly-to-belly suplex. Funny Bones executes an eye gouge against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones nails Arik Cannon with a pumphandle backbreaker. Funny Bones covers Arik Cannon as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Cannon gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – cannon got off to the quick start, but here we see Funny Bones with a nice Pumphandle backbreaker for the first pin of the match!!!
[ Funny Bones locks Arik Cannon in a choke against the ropes. Joey Jiles warns Funny Bones to let go as he counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he lets go taking Arik Cannon down with a takeover suplex. Funny Bones runs into the ropes. Funny Bones tries a clothesline, but Arik Cannon counters it with a Gorilla Press. Arik Cannon attempts an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Funny Bones counters it with an elbowsmash. Funny Bones punches Arik Cannon. Funny Bones punches Arik Cannon. Funny Bones hits a European uppercut on Arik Cannon that drops him to the mat. Funny Bones covers Arik Cannon pulling the tights as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …before he sees it stopping his count. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a huge uppercut that rocked Cannon’s world right there. I don’t really think he needed to pull the tights either. He might have gotten a three count without it.
[ Funny Bones executes the Curb Stomp against Arik Cannon. A fan at ringside badmouths Funny Bones and he flips the fan off. Funny Bones executes a backbreaker against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones tries a back elbow, but Arik Cannon ducks out of the way. Arik Cannon takes Funny Bones down with a DDT. The crowd is cheering on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon tries a facerake, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones runs into the ropes and Arik Cannon catches Funny Bones totally by surprise hitting the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Funny Bones. Cannon rolls Funny Bones up as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Funny Bones has his foot in the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Cannon tried to cash it in right there with his finisher, but perfect ring awareness by Funny Bones allowed him to get his right foot on the bottom rope just in time.
[ Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones. Arik Cannon kicks Funny Bones. Arik Cannon goes for a chokehold, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones kicks Arik Cannon. Funny Bones chops Arik Cannon. Funny Bones further incites the crowd. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones. The crowd is really behind Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones. Funny Bones kicks Arik Cannon. Funny Bones further incites the crowd. Funny Bones takes Arik Cannon down with a powerslam into the turnbuckles as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Cannon kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Funny Bones would stop worrying about the fans at ringside this match may be over by now!!!
[ Funny Bones gets a sleeperhold on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon breaks the hold with a jawbreaker. Arik Cannon tries a belly-to-back suplex, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones uses a punch on Arik Cannon. Funny Bones whips Arik Cannon into the ropes. Funny Bones tries a lariat, but Arik Cannon counters it with a spinning backbreaker. Arik Cannon executes the Curb Stomp against Funny Bones. The crowd is cheering on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon runs into the ropes.
Funny Bones misses with an elbow. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones with a drop kick. Arik Cannon covers Funny Bones as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Funny Bones kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice standing drop kick that led to a cover. Cannon needs to put together a few more moves like that and it could put Funny Bones away.
[ Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes. Arik Cannon goes for the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) again, but Funny Bones counters it with an elbowsmash. Funny Bones runs into the ropes. Funny Bones uses a clothesline on Arik Cannon. Funny Bones runs into the ropes. Funny Bones hits Arik Cannon with a clothesline. Arik Cannon catches Funny Bones in a chokehold. Joey Jiles warns Arik Cannon to let go. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Joey Jiles warns Arik Cannon not to do that again. Arik Cannon tries a kick to the midsection, but Funny Bones counters it with a legsweep. Funny Bones performs a waistlock takedown against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones performs a DDT against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones tries an atomic drop, but Arik Cannon counters it with a backward kick. The crowd is starting to get behind Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon goes for a brain buster, but Funny Bones counters it with a headbutt. Funny Bones attempts a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but Arik Cannon counters it with a lariat. The crowd is behind Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon performs a DDT against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes. Arik Cannon misses with a clothesline. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones with a shoulderblock. Arik Cannon runs into the ropes. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones with an elbow. Arik Cannon locks Funny Bones in a bearhug. Funny Bones tries to escape the hold and finally makes it to the ropes. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. Arik Cannon hits a lariat on Funny Bones. Arik Cannon nails Funny Bones with a cannonball senton. Arik Cannon nails another Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Funny Bones as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and somehow Funny Bones kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit that’s the second Total Anarchy that Funny Bones has kicked out of!!! Cannon has to be wondering what it’s going to take to put this guy away!!!
[ Arik Cannon performs a kick to the midsection against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon gives the sign that this match is over.
Arik Cannon executes the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Funny Bones for a third time as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Funny Bones kicks out yet again. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Three fucking Total Anarchies Chris!!! This is amazing the resiliency of Funny Bones!!!
[ Arik Cannon complains about a slow count. Arik Cannon performs a brain buster against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon performs a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Funny Bones that folds him in half for the cover as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Funny Bones grabs the bottom rope. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You can see it now. Funny Bones didn’t have the strength to power out of that third finisher!!! He had all he could do to just grab the rope to break the count.
[ Arik Cannon nails Funny Bones with a running double knee smash. Arik Cannon goes for a kick to the midsection, but Funny Bones counters it with a legsweep. Funny Bones nails Arik Cannon with a running double knee smash. Funny Bones covers Arik Cannon pulling the tights as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Cannon gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice double knee smash that rocked Cannon’s world. Funny Bones needed a move like that to swing this match back around.
[ Funny Bones executes the Discus Punch against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones attempts a powerslam into the turnbuckles, but Arik Cannon counters it with a lariat. The crowd is cheering on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Funny Bones counters it with a backdrop. Funny Bones puts Arik Cannon in a sleeperhold. Arik Cannon makes it to the ropes breaking it. Funny Bones tries a DDT, but Arik Cannon blocks it. Arik Cannon throws Funny Bones into the turnbuckle, but Funny Bones reverses it. Arik Cannon comes back and rocks Funny Bones with a kick to the midsection. Arik Cannon performs a fist to the midsection against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes, but Funny Bones reverses it. Funny Bones hits Arik Cannon with a backdrop and Arik Cannon falls out of the ring. Funny Bones dives through the ropes. Joey Jiles starts his count …1 …2 …and Funny Bones attempts an eye gouge, but Arik Cannon blocks it. Arik Cannon climbs back into the ring. Funny Bones rolls back in under the bottom rope. Arik Cannon uses an eye gouge on Funny Bones. Arik Cannon puts Funny Bones in a choke against the ropes. Joey Jiles warns Arik Cannon to let go as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he lets go. Arik Cannon nails Funny Bones with a backbreaker. Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes. Funny Bones misses with a clothesline. Funny Bones misses with a clothesline. Funny Bones uses a clothesline on Arik Cannon. Funny Bones performs a belly-to-back suplex against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones goes for an Exploder suplex, but Arik Cannon counters it with an elbowsmash. Arik Cannon hits a dropkick on Funny Bones. Arik Cannon whips Funny Bones into the ropes. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones with a clothesline. Arik Cannon runs into the ropes. Funny Bones hits Arik Cannon with a backdrop. Arik Cannon falls out of the ring. Joey Jiles starts his count …1 …2 …and Funny Bones rolls out under the bottom rope. Funny Bones executes an uppercut against Arik Cannon. …3 …4 …5 …Funny Bones runs Arik Cannon into the steel ringsteps. Funny Bones executes an uppercut against Arik Cannon. Joey Jiles counts …6 …7 …and Funny Bones shoves Arik Cannon into the steel guardrail. Joey Jiles counts …7 …8 …9 …and both Funny Bones and Arik Cannon climb back into the ring. Funny Bones hits an armdrag takedown on Arik Cannon. Funny Bones executes a Discus lariat against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones runs into the ropes. Funny Bones nails the Demon Driver (The One-Winged Angel) on Arik Cannon and Funny Bones goes for the pin as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Cannon barely kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Funny Bones nailed the Demon Driver and I sure as fuck thought this match was fucking over!!!
[ Funny Bones punches Arik Cannon. Quite a few boos are audible. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. A few fans are cheering on Arik Cannon. Arik Cannon chops Funny Bones. Arik Cannon hits Funny Bones. Funny Bones kicks Arik Cannon. Quite a few boos are audible. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. Arik Cannon executes the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam) on Funny Bones and Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Funny Bones kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That makes four!!! Four fucking times Cannon has hit his finisher on Funny Bones and four fucking times the kid kicked out!!! What an exhausting fucking match we are seeing tonight!!!
[ Arik Cannon attempts a brain buster, but Funny Bones blocks it. Funny Bones puts Arik Cannon in a choke against the ropes. Joey Jiles warns Funny Bones to let go as he counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and he finally lets him go. Funny Bones hits Arik Cannon. Funny Bones kicks Arik Cannon. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Funny Bones. Arik Cannon chops Funny Bones. The crowd doesn't seem to care. Arik Cannon punches Funny Bones. Arik Cannon chops Funny Bones. Arik Cannon executes a dropkick against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon performs a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Funny Bones. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …and Funny Bones kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a beating Funny Bones is taking tonight. Cannon is throwing every thing he’s got at him and the kid is kicking out of all of it!!!
[ Arik Cannon attempts a back elbow, but Funny Bones ducks out of the way. Funny Bones performs an uppercut against Arik Cannon. Funny Bones tries a belly-to-back suplex, but Arik Cannon blocks it. Arik Cannon executes a chop against Funny Bones. Arik Cannon attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but Funny Bones counters it with a facerake. Funny Bones throws Arik Cannon out of the ring and follows it up with a suicide dive over the top rope crashing into cannon!! Joey Jiles starts his count …1 …2 …3 …and Funny Bones whips Arik Cannon into the steel guardrail. Funny Bones drills Arik Cannon with the Demon Driver (The One-Winged Angel) onto the steel ring steps!!! Funny Bones reenters the ring as Joey Jiles continues to count …4 …5 …6 Cannon tries to get to his feet as he crawls toward the ring …7 …8 Cannon reaches up trying to use the ring apron to pull himself to his feet …9 the ring apron cannot hold his weight and he collapses back down to the floor in a heap …10 …and Arik Cannon is counted out. ]
Time of match: 0:16:42
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by countout, Funny Bones!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge win by Funny Bones tonight, but I wish they could have finished the match in the ring instead of taking the countout victory.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Funny Bones should be happy he got the win by whatever means necessary. I’m sure that Cannon won’t be happy about it once he collects himself and watches the tape back. So many lost opportunities in this match. Four of his finishers were kicked out of. That’s unheard of.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we have a huge Women’s Tag Team….
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet as the lights in the arena flicker out and a soft green light grows within the entranceway, growing brighter and brighter. Finally, “Wake of the Dream” by Mudvayane starts to rock the PA system and green tinted fog pours out from the ramp. Out of the fog steps none other than “The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran with a cocky smile on his face. ]
[ He pauses, looking out into the crowd, and tosses his arms into the air. He slowly walks down to the ring soaking it all in. Stepping into the ring he asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. He taps on the head of the mic to make sure it’s on with a “thud, thud, thud”, and then smiles with a shit eating grin on his face. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Why Tony, why? That’s the million-dollar question right now and it’s blowing up Twitter, Facebook, Instagram… hell even Pornhub, thanks to Joey Ryan; are seeing huge numbers like never before!!!
[ Tran pauses smiling as the crowd boos him. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – Why did I attack Tank? The man, the myth, the living frigging legend. The self-proclaimed Greatest of all Fucking Time!!! Why did you do it Tony? Why did you attack… our hero?
[ Tran again pauses as a “You suck!!!” chants starts in the crowd. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I don’t suck, you all suck… and do you want to know why you all suck… because you are all are a bunch of mindless sheep following Tank around like he’s some fucking shepherd moving his herd around from here to there just to take another shit on this federation!!!
[ The boos are becoming deafening. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – I’m so sick and tired of Tank… hearing about him… reading about him… hell I can’t take a shit without seeing his ugly face on the toilet paper!!! So, what did I do? I did what any sane person on the brink of a meltdown would do… and I beat his ass!!!
[ The crowd starts to litter the ring with trash. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – And it felt good!!! So, so, so good to let out all my rage and frustrations after years of listening to the Tank propaganda machine shoveling shit down all our throats for years!!! To shut it up once and for…
[ As if on that cue, “It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” explodes across the arena as the Empire General Manager DDP struts out onto the stage and marches down to the ring. ]
[ The crowd goes absolutely ape shit as DDP climbs into the ring and asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. He walks over to Tony Tran with a serious look on his face. ]
“The Million Dollar Man” Tony Tran – What do you want? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of something…
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Cut his mic!!!
[ And just then, Tran’s mic is shut off. He tries to tap the head of the mic again, but this time nothing happens. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Now that I have your attention, you’re going to listen to me. And why are you going to do that… because I run the whole fucking show that’s why!!!
[ And the crowd goes wild hearing Page put Tran in his place. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – So what you did to Tank opened a lot of people’s eyes eight days ago. Not to mention that it got the juices flowing for a shit ton of retirees that wanted to come back and kick the shit out of you.
[ Tran mouths the words “Yeah right!” but nobody but Page can hear him since his mic is off. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – No seriously. We got calls from guys like Go-D and Nash and Casey Parker just to name a couple. But we won’t go there because we have a special message for you…
[ And Tran says with a smile “For me?” ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Yes just for you. So why don’t you turn around, look at the videotron; and listen very carefully.
[ Tran turns around and faces the videotron to come on, but nothing happens. Suddenly, from behind; Page attacks Tran hitting him in the back of the head with the microphone. Tran stumbles around and then from nowhere Page hits him with the Diamond Cutter!!! Tran is out cold as Page looks down at him… ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – News flash sport, I want you gone and I don’t want to see your face back in the Empire ever again, because if I do… I cash in Tank’s receipt my damn self.
[ DDP rolls out of the ring as he motions to security. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Get that piece of shit out of my arena!!!
[ The show cuts back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man DDP just did something I’ve been dying to do for years!!! He just shut Tran up and kicked his dead-beat ass right out of the building!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – How fucking good that must have felt when he hit Tran with the Diamond Cutter? I can’t wait to go home and replay that on my DVR like a dozen times!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, getting back to the action we have a huge Women’s Tag Team matchup featuring Exile taking on Twisted SisterZ. Harvey, buddy; take it away!!!
Exile vs Twisted SisterZ
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 269 lbs.; Holidead and Thunder Rosa; they are Twisted SisterZ!!
[ The crowd goes wild as “Unstoppable” by KatDeluna rocks the arena as Thunder Rosa and Holidead rush the ring diving under the bottom rope and posing for their fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women comprise one of the best tag teams in our women’s division Chris. It won’t be long before they are challenging for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Very true. But what is even more exciting is the fact that Thunder Rosa herself is a great singles competitor to boot. When and if she ever gets the urge to fight for the Women’s World title I am sure she will be a top contender for that too.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring being accompanied to the ring by Malia Hosaka, weighing in at a combined weight of 300 lbs, Genesis and Exodus; they are Exile!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowds jeers. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Exile is a very raw team under the tutelage of Malia Hosaka, a very schooled ring veteran. Give this young team some time and they just might be breakout stars!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They come into this match with an oh and one record with their only recorded match being against Canadian Ninjas. Their other match against the Woke Queens was tossed out when Caged Heat stormed the ring and attacked them.
[ They lock up. Thunder Rosa performs an enzuigiri against Exodus. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes. Thunder Rosa misses with a clothesline. Thunder Rosa hits Exodus with a kick. Thunder Rosa uses an elbowdrop on Exodus. Thunder Rosa is going for an pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Exodus kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Quick cover by Thunder Rosa to start this match. She is setting the tone very early on to show Exile what to expect when they are facing one of the very best tag teams in the division.
[ Thunder Rosa performs a corner forearm smash against Exodus. Thunder Rosa goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Exodus steps out of the way. Exodus tries a European uppercut, but Thunder Rosa blocks it. Holidead enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Genesis enters the ring and lays out Holidead. Genesis uses a diving elbowdrop on Thunder Rosa.
Quite a few boos are audible. Exodus goes for a diving elbowdrop, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a kick to the midsection. Thunder Rosa goes for the Fire Thunder Driver (Belly to belly piledriver), but Exodus counters it with a kick to the head. Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Holidead enters the ring and throws Genesis out of the ring. Holidead leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa hits a monkey flip on Exodus. Exodus springs to her feet. Exodus executes a superkick against Thunder Rosa. Exodus tags out to Genesis. Genesis and Exodus hit Thunder Rosa with a double DDT. Exodus hits a bulldog on Thunder Rosa. Exodus is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Genesis climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Thunder Rosa throws her to the mat. Exodus leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes. Genesis misses with an elbow. Thunder Rosa tries a high knee, but Genesis ducks out of the way. Genesis chops Thunder Rosa. The crowd is booing Genesis. Genesis punches Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa punches Genesis. Thunder Rosa kicks Genesis. A small "Thunder Rosa" chant is being started. Genesis punches Thunder Rosa. Exodus enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Genesis and Exodus whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double clothesline. Holidead enters the ring, but gets cut off. Exodus uses a DDT on Thunder Rosa. Genesis executes a diving elbowdrop against Thunder Rosa. Holidead gets back up and lays out Exodus. Holidead performs a dropkick against Genesis. Thunder Rosa tries an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles, but Genesis blocks it. Holidead enters the ring and throws Exodus out of the ring. Holidead leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa tries a rolling cutter, but Genesis counters it with a snap mare. Genesis is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice take down into a week pin attempt. So far Exile has done everything they can to make this a two on one match, trying to get the upper-hand whenever they can with sneak attacks.
[ Genesis complains about a slow count. Genesis uses an enzuigiri on Thunder Rosa. Genesis runs into the ropes.
Thunder Rosa hits Genesis with a shoulderblock. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Genesis into the ropes. They hit Genesis with a double kick to the midsection. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead uses a huracanrana from the second rope on Genesis. A small "Holidead" chant is being started Holidead as covers Genesis and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Genesis gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Two can play at the double team game as Twisted SisterZ nailed a beautiful double kick to Genesis’s midsection.
[ Holidead attempts a Texas Cloverleaf, but Genesis counters it with a small package as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Holidead kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice small package from out of nowhere by the rookie team almost stole the match!!! They have been trained very well by their mentor Malia Hosaka!!!
[ Genesis performs an arm twist ropewalk chop against Holidead. Genesis executes a monkey flip against Holidead.
Genesis is going for another cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Holidead kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holidead is in need of a tag right now to get the fresher of the two women back into this match.
[ Genesis runs into the ropes. Genesis and Holidead get hit with a double clothesline. Genesis uses a springboard bulldog on Holidead. Genesis locks Holidead in a Texas Cloverleaf. Holidead is valiantly trying to break the hold. Holidead breaks the hold by grabbing the ropes. Holidead uses a bulldog on Genesis followed by a Phoenix Splash and a cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …Genesis kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice tandem offense maneuvers by Holidead to get the pin attempt on Genesis. Nothing too powerful, but just enough to tell Exile that the Twisted SisterZ are not going down that easy.
[ Holidead goes for a European uppercut, but Genesis blocks it. Genesis performs a chop against Holidead. Genesis executes a jumping front kick against Holidead. Genesis executes an enzuigiri against Holidead. Genesis tags out to Exodus. Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They hit Holidead with a double fist to the midsection.
Thunder Rosa enters the ring, but gets cut off. Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They hit Holidead with a double elbowsmash. Genesis hits a dropkick from the second rope on Holidead. Exodus executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Holidead. Genesis leaves the ring. Exodus executes a twisting moonsault against Holidead and a cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and a kick out by Holidead. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Thunder Rosa knows damn well that Holidead is in trouble. She needs to make the tag and quick before disaster happens!!!
[ Exodus executes a corner forearm smash against Holidead. Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus and Genesis hit Holidead with a double elbowdrop. Exodus and Genesis hit Holidead with a double dropkick to the knee.
Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They attempt to hit Holidead with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash. Genesis leaves the ring. Holidead puts Exodus in a sleeperhold. Exodus makes it to the ropes. Holidead tries a clothesline, but Exodus counters it with a Gorilla Press and in turn, Holidead counters it with a sunset flip. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Exodus kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice counter to the press slam into a sunset flip pin attempt!!! She needs to make every effort to make the tag now!!!
[ Holidead throws Exodus out of the ring dives through the ropes slamming Exodus into the steel guardrail. Yali Sapphire starts her count …1 …2 …and Holidead goes for a dropkick, but Exodus steps out of the way. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Exodus throws Holidead into the steel ringpost. …3 …4 …Malia Hosaka comes from behind, but Holidead nails Malia Hosaka with a back elbow. …5 …6 …Exodus shoves Holidead into the steel guardrail. Genesis comes over to make it two-on-one. Genesis tries a diving elbowdrop, but Holidead counters it with an intercept dropkick. A small "Holidead" chant is being started. …7 …8 …Holidead throws Exodus back into the ring. Holidead hits a springboard armdrag on Exodus. Holidead is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Exodus gets her shoulder up!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I was wondering how long it would take for Malia to get involved. She took a back elbow to the mush for her actions!!!
[ Holidead finally tags out to Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa and Holidead hit Exodus with a double 6-1-9. Thunder Rosa and Holidead hit Exodus with a double diving elbowdrop. Holidead leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa hits a spinning backbreaker on Exodus. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Holidead and Thunder Rosa hit Exodus with a double dropkick. Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Exodus into the ropes. They hit Exodus with a double kick to the midsection. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead tries a huracanrana from the second rope, but Exodus throws her off. Exodus kicks Holidead. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Holidead chops Exodus. Holidead kicks Exodus. The crowd is starting to get behind Holidead. Holidead hits Exodus. Exodus chops Holidead. Quite a few boos are audible. Holidead punches Exodus. A small "Holidead" chant is being started. Holidead tags out to Thunder Rosa. Genesis enters the ring and lays out Holidead. Genesis leaves the ring. Exodus hits a superkick on Thunder Rosa. Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus and Genesis whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double fist to the midsection. Genesis leaves the ring. Exodus performs an elbowdrop against Thunder Rosa. Exodus tags out to Genesis. Exodus executes a bulldog against Thunder Rosa. Genesis hits a frog splash on Thunder Rosa for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Exile still continues to use some great double team tactics to try and beat the veteran Twisted SisterZ tonight!!
[ Exodus leaves the ring. Genesis runs into the ropes but misses with a clothesline. Thunder Rosa goes for a roundhouse kick, but Genesis counters it with a capture suplex. Genesis performs the Meteora against Thunder Rosa for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tonight, Exile looks like the veteran team as they continue to match punch for punch against the SisterZ!!!
[ Genesis runs into the ropes. Genesis executes a springboard spear against Thunder Rosa. The crowd is booing Genesis. Genesis goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Thunder Rosa counters it with an elbowsmash. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Holidead and Thunder Rosa hit Genesis with a double clothesline. Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Genesis into the ropes. They hit Genesis with a double backdrop. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead tries a clothesline, but Genesis ducks out of the way. Genesis hits a spinning backbreaker on Holidead. The crowd is booing Genesis. Genesis executes a jumping front kick against Holidead. Genesis hits a corner forearm smash on Holidead.
Genesis punches Holidead. Holidead hits Genesis. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Holidead. Holidead hits Genesis. Holidead punches Genesis. The crowd is starting to get behind Holidead. Genesis punches Holidead.
Holidead kicks Genesis. Holidead tags out to Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa and Holidead whip Genesis into the ropes.
They hit Genesis with a double clothesline. Holidead hits a clothesline on Genesis. Thunder Rosa executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Genesis. Thunder Rosa is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Holidead leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa performs a dropkick to the knee against Genesis. Genesis springs to her feet. Genesis uses a fist to the midsection on Thunder Rosa. Genesis executes a legsweep against Thunder Rosa and goes for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice leg sweep into a pinning attempt which Thunder Rosa never saw coming!!!
[ Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa with a clothesline sending her falling out of the ring. Genesis slides to the outside. Malia Hosaka comes from behind, but Thunder Rosa nails Malia Hosaka with a back elbow. The referee starts her count …1 …2 …Genesis performs an elbowdrop against Thunder Rosa. Exodus comes over to make it two-on-one. Genesis and Exodus hit Thunder Rosa with a double elbowdrop. Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the steel guardrail. …3 …4 …Genesis rolls Thunder Rosa back into the ring. Genesis tries a dropkick from the second rope, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a legsweep. Thunder Rosa performs a chop against Genesis. Thunder Rosa nails Genesis with a superkick. Thunder Rosa executes a springboard armdrag against Genesis. Thunder Rosa uses an elbowdrop on Genesis. Thunder Rosa executes an Asai moonsault against Genesis into a pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Genesis kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – When they went to the floor I though that it spelled doom for Thunder Rosa. It quickly became three on one, but Malia was quickly dispatched again. She better be careful because she has a match later tonight.
[ Thunder Rosa performs a high knee against Genesis. Thunder Rosa executes the Bronco Buster against Genesis. Thunder Rosa hits a slingshot on Genesis. The crowd is starting to get behind Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa hits a jumping front kick on Genesis. Thunder Rosa tries an ankle lock, but Genesis counters it with a reverse cradle. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Thunder Rosa had all the momentum, but just like that Genesis reverse it into a cradle pin to almost win the match!!!
[ Genesis goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa uses an enzuigiri on Genesis. The crowd is starting to get behind Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa performs a dropkick from the second rope against Genesis. Thunder Rosa uses a dropkick on Genesis. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes, but Genesis reverses it. Thunder Rosa misses with a clothesline. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa with an elbow. Genesis runs into the ropes. Genesis misses with an elbow. Thunder Rosa hits Genesis with a kick. Thunder Rosa nails Genesis with a dropkick from the second rope. Thunder Rosa executes a dropkick against Genesis. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes, but Genesis reverses it. Thunder Rosa and Genesis get hit with a double clothesline. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes, but Genesis reverses it. Genesis performs a dropkick against Thunder Rosa. Genesis executes a roundhouse kick against Thunder Rosa. Genesis is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Genesis executes a legsweep against Thunder Rosa. Genesis attempts a dropkick, but Thunder Rosa steps out of the way. Thunder Rosa hits a twisting moonsault on Genesis for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Genesis kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Back and forth this match goes with each team matching pin for pin!!! This match is not going like I had thought Chris. I had expected the SisterZ to dominate the much younger and inexperienced team.
[ Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa with a kick. Genesis hits a roundhouse kick on Thunder Rosa. Genesis is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Genesis is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That roundhouse kick sent Thunder Rosa’s head into the third row!!!
[ Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes, but Thunder Rosa reverses it. Genesis misses with a shoulderblock. Genesis misses with a clothesline. Genesis hits a high knee on Thunder Rosa. Genesis nails Thunder Rosa with a superkick. Genesis nails Thunder Rosa with a slingshot. Genesis attempts a high knee, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa performs a springboard armdrag against Genesis. Thunder Rosa runs into the ropes. Genesis misses with a kick. Genesis executes an enzuigiri against Thunder Rosa. Genesis is going for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out again!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I would say Thunder Rosa needs to tag out, but I don’t think Holidead is in much better shape right now!!!
[ Genesis executes a standing moonsault against Thunder Rosa for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Thunder Rosa kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Genesis tried to Put Thunder Rosa away with the standing moonsault, but it wasn’t enough.
[ Genesis executes a springboard spear against Thunder Rosa. Genesis uses a roundhouse kick on Thunder Rosa. Genesis is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Genesis nails Thunder Rosa with the Meteora as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and another kick out by Thunder Rosa. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Thunder Rosa has no choice but to make the tag right now. She is taking one hell of a beating out there!!!
[ Genesis goes for a frog splash, but Thunder Rosa rolls out of the way. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Exodus enters the ring, but gets cut off. Holidead and Thunder Rosa hit Genesis with a double diving elbowdrop. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead goes for a DDT, but Genesis blocks it. Genesis tags out to Exodus. Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They attempt to hit Holidead with a double clothesline, but she counters it with a duck-down move. Holidead hits them with a double clothesline. Genesis leaves the ring. Holidead executes a lariat against Exodus.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Holidead. Holidead whips Exodus into the ropes. Holidead hits Exodus with a backdrop. Holidead whips Exodus into the turnbuckle, but Exodus reverses it. Exodus attempts a dropkick, but Holidead steps out of the way. Holidead uses a springboard bulldog on Exodus followed by a frog splash for the cover as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Exodus kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful combination of moves by Holidead, but Exodus still won’t go down!!!
[ Holidead goes for a jumping front kick, but Exodus counters it with an inside cradle as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Holidead kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man Holidead is so fatigued that she telegraphed that kick even I could have dodged that move!!!
[ Exodus complains about a slow count. Exodus uses a springboard spear on Holidead. Exodus executes a fist to the midsection against Holidead. Exodus whips Holidead into the ropes. Holidead hits Exodus with a kick. Holidead executes a bulldog against Exodus. Holidead whips Exodus into the ropes, but Exodus reverses it. Holidead performs a corner forearm smash against Exodus. Holidead throws Exodus into the turnbuckle. Exodus comes back and rocks Holidead with a kick to the midsection. Exodus tries a rolling cutter, but Holidead throws her off. Holidead punches Exodus. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Holidead. Holidead kicks Exodus. You could hear a pin drop. Holidead takes Exodus down with a DDT. The bell rings as the time limit has expired!!! ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The twenty-minute time limit has expired!!! This match has ended in a draw!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a fucking match!!! I’m exhausted just watching the fucking thing!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s too bad we didn’t have a winner here tonight. Both teams fought their asses off.
[ The referee talks to both teams, nods her head and then goes to talk to the ring announcer. ]
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The referee in charge of this match has conferred with both teams and the decision has been made to restart the match… one fall to a finish!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is amazing!!! All four women want to restart the match and we are going to stay right here with it until there’s a pin!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck draws!!! You don’t get title shots by accepting draws!!! Great decision by all four women to restart this match!!! I commend them all.
[ Yali Sapphire lets the match continue and calls for the bell to restart the match. Holidead nails Exodus with a superkick.
Holidead tries a ripcord cutter, but Exodus blocks it. Exodus uses a ripcord cutter on Holidead. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Exodus. Exodus uses a spinning backbreaker on Holidead. Holidead springs to her feet.
Holidead performs a dropkick against Exodus. Holidead hits a spinning backbreaker on Exodus. The crowd is starting to get behind Holidead. Holidead attempts a roundhouse kick, but Exodus counters it with a cradle suplex. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Exodus. Exodus hits a rolling cutter on Holidead. Exodus hits a chop on Holidead. Exodus uses an Asai moonsault on Holidead for the pin Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Holidead kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The match restarted and these women are going at it fast and furious!!!
[ Exodus nails Holidead with a roundhouse kick. Exodus hits the Meteora on Holidead for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and again Holidead kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Exodus seems the fresher of the two women. Holidead needs to tag out to Thunder Rosa before things go from bad to worse!!!
[ Exodus attempts the Bronco Buster, but Holidead kicks her off. Thunder Rosa enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Exodus into the ropes. Holidead and Thunder Rosa hit Exodus with a double dropkick to the knee. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead tries a spinning backbreaker, but Exodus counters it with an elbowsmash. Exodus executes a diving elbowdrop against Holidead. Exodus covers Holidead as Exodus uses the ropes for leverage and Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and her foot is in the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge elbow drop by Exodus and thank God she was near the ropes because this match could have ended that quickly.
[ Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus and Genesis whip Holidead into the ropes. They hit Holidead with a double elbowsmash. Genesis executes a dropkick against Holidead. A few fans are booing Genesis. Exodus uses an enzuigiri on Holidead. Thunder Rosa enters the ring and throws Genesis out of the ring. Thunder Rosa performs a dropkick against Exodus. The crowd is cheering on Thunder Rosa. Holidead performs an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Exodus. Thunder Rosa leaves the ring. Holidead executes a dropkick against Exodus. Holidead throws Exodus out of the ring but Exodus hangs on to the top rope. Exodus pulls herself back in. Exodus performs a chop against Holidead. Exodus uses an armdrag takedown on Holidead. Exodus tags out to Genesis. Genesis and Exodus hit Holidead with a double 6-1-9. Exodus leaves the ring. Genesis attempts a jumping front kick, but Holidead counters it with
an inside cradle as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …and Genesis gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice reversal by Holidead for that pin attempt, but Genesis still has a ton in the tank.
[ Holidead tags out to Thunder Rosa. Exodus enters the ring and throws Holidead out of the ring. Genesis and Exodus whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double elbowsmash. Exodus leaves the ring. Genesis attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a sit down power bomb for the win as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Genesis barely kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a monstrous powerbomb by Thunder Rosa showing off her sheer power!!!
[ Thunder Rosa is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Thunder Rosa hits a spinning backbreaker on Genesis. Thunder Rosa performs an armdrag takedown against Genesis. Thunder Rosa performs a corner forearm smash against Genesis. Thunder Rosa nails Genesis with an enzuigiri. Thunder Rosa goes for the Fire Thunder Driver (Belly to belly piledriver) on Genesis into the turnbuckles. A few fans are booing Genesis. Thunder Rosa springs to her feet. Thunder Rosa uses a jumping front kick on Genesis. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes. Genesis uses a lariat on Thunder Rosa. Genesis tries a ripcord cutter, but Thunder Rosa ducks out of the way. Thunder Rosa goes for a European uppercut, but Genesis ducks out of the way. Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes. Genesis misses with a shoulderblock. Genesis misses with an elbow. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa with a backdrop. Genesis hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Thunder Rosa. Genesis whips Thunder Rosa into the ropes. Thunder Rosa misses with a shoulderblock. Thunder Rosa hits Genesis with a shoulderblock. Holidead enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus enters the ring and lays out Holidead. Exodus takes Thunder Rosa down with a DDT. Genesis attempts a frog splash, but Thunder Rosa moves out of the way. Exodus enters the ring and throws Holidead out of the ring. Exodus is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Exodus attempts a diving elbowdrop, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a kick to the midsection. Thunder Rosa goes for the Fire Thunder Driver (Belly to belly piledriver) on Genesis but she counters the hold. Exodus enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus executes a dropkick from the second rope against Thunder Rosa. Genesis nails Thunder Rosa with an enzuigiri. Genesis and Exodus whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double clothesline. Genesis and Exodus whip Thunder Rosa into the ropes. They hit Thunder Rosa with a double kick to the midsection. Exodus attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a legsweep. Exodus leaves the ring. Thunder Rosa performs a twisting moonsault against Genesis with the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Exodus dives in to make the save. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Damn that was so close to ending the match right there for the Twisted SisterZ!!! We have just crossed the twenty-five-minute mark and they are still going strong!!!
[ Genesis punches Thunder Rosa. Quite a few boos are audible. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa chops. Genesis. The chants for Thunder Rosa are deafening. Thunder Rosa chops Genesis. Genesis hits Thunder Rosa. Quite a few boos are audible. Genesis punches Thunder Rosa. Genesis hits a dropkick on Thunder Rosa. Genesis executes the Frankensteiner on Thunder Rosa. Thunder Rosa whips Genesis into the ropes. Thunder Rosa misses with a clothesline. Genesis executes a corner forearm smash against Thunder Rosa. Genesis goes for a sleeperhold, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a go-behind. Holidead enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Exodus enters the ring and lays out Holidead. Exodus executes a diving elbowdrop against Thunder Rosa. Genesis performs an enzuigiri against Thunder Rosa. Exodus leaves the ring. Genesis uses a dropkick to the knee on Thunder Rosa. Genesis performs the Phoenix Splash against Thunder Rosa as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Thunder Rosa gets a shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These women are exhausted!!! I’m not sure how much more any of them can take at this point!!!
[ Genesis tries a spinning backbreaker, but Thunder Rosa counters it with a spinning headscissors. Thunder Rosa tags out to Holidead. Exodus enters the ring and lays out Thunder Rosa. Exodus goes for a clothesline, but Holidead counters it with a crucifix pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Exodus kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You can tell these women are tired when they start going to things like backslide pins or crucifix pins!!!
[ Exodus rolls out of the ring. Holidead and Thunder Rosa whip Genesis into the ropes. They hit Genesis with a double clothesline. Holidead uses a springboard armdrag on Genesis. Holidead attempts a roundhouse kick, but Genesis ducks out of the way. Genesis uses a springboard spear on Holidead. Genesis whips Holidead into the ropes. Genesis executes a fist to the midsection against Holidead. Genesis uses a monkey flip on Holidead. Genesis goes for a springboard bulldog, but Holidead steps out of the way. The crowd is really behind Holidead. Holidead performs an arm twist ropewalk chop against Genesis. Holidead attempts the Phoenix Splash, but Genesis moves out of the way. Genesis goes for a diving elbowdrop, but Holidead counters it with a kick to the midsection. Holidead gives the sign for her finisher and hits the Darkness Falls (Angel Wings) on Genesis!!! Genesis is writhing in pain as Holidead gets the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:30:06
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Twisted SisterZ!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an exhausting win for Twisted SisterZ tonight. And even though Exile came up short, they fought one hell of a match!!! Nobody would have thought that this match would have gone even half as long as it did!! Those girls should feel great about how they performed tonight.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Those women gave it all they had out there and this may go down as the match of the night. I gotta tell you, the women’s division is getting better and better each and every night.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yes, it is. Folks, while the match went late; there was a meeting backstage between DDP and Salena. Now we have it taped for you so that you won’t miss a beat. Let’s go back and see what took place just minutes ago.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see the General Manager of the Empire DDP sitting with Salena and Caged Heat. ]
Salena – Thank you for taking the time to meet with my clients and I.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Your clients?
[ And Page looks across the table at Loca and Delta and they snicker at him. ]
Salena – Yes, my clients and I just came to an agreement for them to join me in my brand. I am now their spokesperson and contract negotiator.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Are you now.
[ And now it’s his turn to smile at them. ]
Salena – That’s correct, and I am here on their behalf to negotiate in good faith for the opportunity for them to get their highly deserved rematch for the Women’s World Tag Team titles against the current champions, Medusa Complex.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Ok, then; let’s put all the cards on the table. What are you proposing?
[ She smiles at him as she leans across the table showing off her very sexy cleavage. ]
Salena – I am proposing that next week, in the main event; we have a match against Medusa Complex. If my girls win, we get a title shot at Eve of Destruction. If the champions win, then you can pick whoever you want to face them.
[ Page thinks about it for a minute… ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – It’s not enough.
[ Loca and Delta start to look pissed off as the temperature in the room starts to go up. Salena raises her hand trying to calm the two women down. ]
Salena – Alright then, what would you suggest?
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Well, I always like the saying; go big or go home. So I propose we make it a Six Women Tag Team match. Caged Heat will team with Amber Nova to take on Bloody Mary and Medusa Complex in the main event!!!
[ Salena confirms with her clients before turning back to him. ]
Salena – Deal. We will see you next week.
[ Salena and Caged Heat leave the office when Page’s cell phone rings. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Hello? Hey boss what’s up? What do you mean? The guys a piece of shit!! He deserved everything he got? What do you mean I can’t do that? Fine!! Yeah, I heard you. I said fine!!
[ Page hangs up the phone looking pissed off as the videotron shuts down as we go back to Mike and Chris at the broadcast table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, that’s one hell of a main event slated for next week!!! If Caged Heat can pull off a win, they get to move on to the pay per view to take on Medusa Complex for the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Not just that, but as a bonus we are going to see the Women’s World Champion Bloody Mary along with Amber Nova in that match too!!! And do you think that was the owner of the Empire on the other end of the phone chewing DDP out for what he did to Tran?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I don’t even want to guess, but what a show DDP is setting up for next week. Folks, it’s time for our next scheduled match and it features Steve Scott taking on Tiger King!!! Let’s go back to the ring!!!
Steve Scott vs Tiger King
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 188 lbs., Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes nuts as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tiger King comes into this match with a one and four record. His most recent victory came over STIXX back in March. Tonight, he looks to win his second match as he goes up against a more tag team specialist in Steve Scott.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Tiger King comes in as one of the lighter wrestlers on the roster weighing in at one hundred and eighty-eight pounds. Only three wrestlers on the roster weigh less than him.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at weight of 200 lbs.; he is “Crazy” Steve Scott!!!
[ The crowd cheers as Steve Scott walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around him as he makes his way to the ring and climbs in!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve Scott has been known for most of his career as a Tag Team guy. Since the injury to his partner Marc Fulton, he’s been forced to wrestle as a singles guy.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, it was either that or sit out until Marc got back; and Steve isn’t the kind of guy you’re going to hold down.
[ They lock up. Steve Scott performs an Exploder suplex against Tiger King. Steve Scott tries the Calf Crusher, but Tiger King blocks it. Tiger King hits a European uppercut on Steve Scott. Tiger King executes a bulldog against Steve Scott.
Tiger King goes for a huracanrana from the second rope, but Steve Scott counters it with a power bomb. Steve Scott rolls up Tiger King as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Tiger King kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Right out of the gate these two guys are going right at each other with high impact moves!!! If this keeps up, this match won’t last for long!!!
[ The crowd is starting to get behind Steve Scott. Steve Scott uses a dropkick on Tiger King. Steve Scott goes for the Kill Shot (diving DDT from the second rope), but Tiger King counters it with an armdrag takedown. Tiger King performs a dropkick against Steve Scott. Tiger King tries a twisting moonsault, but Steve Scott rolls out of the way. Steve Scott hits a dragon screw on Tiger King. Steve Scott nails Tiger King with a brain buster. The crowd is really behind Steve Scott. Steve Scott goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Tiger King reverses it. Tiger King uses a dropkick to the knee on Steve Scott. Tiger King hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Steve Scott. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tiger King. Tiger King nails a rolling thunder DDT on Steve Scott. Tiger King covers Steve Scott as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Steve gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a massive DDT by Tiger King to almost put away Steve Scott!!! My fucking head hurts just watching that shit!!!
[ Tiger King performs the Meteora against Steve Scott for the win as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Steve kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tiger King knows that Steve Scott is ion bad shape right now!! He’s got to keep the pressure on and hope he’s got what it takes to finish him off!!!
[ Tiger King whips Steve Scott into the ropes. Tiger King hits Steve Scott with a kick. Tiger King whips Steve Scott into the ropes. Steve Scott performs a clothesline against Tiger King. Steve Scott hits a flying cross body press on Tiger King. Steve Scott has Tiger King pinned as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Tiger King kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice body press off the ropes into a pinning predicament!!!
[ Steve Scott performs a chop against Tiger King. Steve Scott uses a backbreaker on Tiger King. Steve Scott executes a chop against Tiger King. Steve Scott whips Tiger King into the ropes. Tiger King attempts a corner forearm smash, but Steve Scott ducks out of the way. Steve Scott performs an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Tiger King. There are lots of chants for Steve Scott. Steve Scott hits a shooting star press on Tiger King for the win as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Tiger King kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a collection of moves by Steve Scott as he used the exploder suplex to set up the shooting star press out of the corner and Tiger King just narrowly kicked out!!!
[ Steve Scott goes for the Pele kick, but Tiger King counters it with an ankle lock. Steve Scott manages to grab the ropes to break the hold. Tiger King nails Steve Scott with a slingshot. A portion of the crowd is cheering Tiger King. Tiger King performs a corkscrew legdrop against Steve Scott. Tiger King hits a twisting somersault splash off the top rope on Steve Scott and Tiger King covers Steve Scott as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Steve kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Where the hell are these kids pulling these moves from? If this isn’t asking for a cruiserweight division, I don’t know what is!!!
[ Tiger King throws Steve Scott out of the ring and he follows him outside. Ken Peterson starts his count …1 …2 …and Tiger King runs Steve Scott into the steel ringpost. …3 …4 …and Tiger King tries a roundhouse kick, but Steve Scott counters it with a Snap Dragon Suplex into the steel ringsteps!!! …5 …6 …Steve Scott has the crowd going wild. Steve Scott rolls back into the ring as Tiger King lays on the ground holding the back of his head. …7 …8 …Tiger King tries to get to his feet, but his legs have no idea what zip code they are in and he goes down in a heap again!!! …9 …10!!! ]
Time of match: 0:04:47
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by count-out, Steve Scott!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Steve Scott moves on to two and oh in singles action and poor Tiger King falls yet again!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The kids giving it his all, but he just keeps coming up a little short in these matches. Maybe he would be someone that would do well with a person like Salena in his ear coaching him?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m not sure that’s a good idea. The kids got enough problems right now as it is. Folks, I’m hearing that Cindy Meyers is standing by with Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse. Let’s take it to the back and listen in.
[ The videotron comes alive as we see Reverend Azazel and Raven Horse standing next to Cindy Meyers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, last week at the Day of Reckoning pay per view you came up short in your quest to capture the W.W.E. Television…
[ Reverend Azazel rips the mic from her and glares at her. ]
Reverend Azazel – Cindy, every time you open your mouth you solidify the fact that you have no clue what you are talking about. At Day of Reckoning we did exactly what we set out to do and that is bring nothing but pain and heartache to the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins. We had no intention of winning the Television title at the pay per view. No, no, no we have a much bigger plan for Mr. Hopkins and that’s one that nothing but pain and suffering for him!!!
[ Raven Horse takes the mic from Reverend Azazel. ]
Raven Horse - Hopkins, what you experienced at Day of Reckoning is just a fraction of what I am going to do to you!! When I locked you in the Halo, I could feel your life being sucked out!!! I could feel you wanting to give up!!! Hopkin’s, when I’m done with you, you are going to wish you never heard the name Raven Ho…
[ Suddenly, the W.W.E. Television Champion Chandler Hopkins explodes on the set unloading massive clubbing blows to the head of Raven Horse!!! ]
[ Raven Horse counters with a knee to the mid-section and a clubbing blow to the back of Hopkins!!! Raven Horse grabs Hopkins and sends him crashing into the catering table and food and drinks fly everywhere!!! Raven Horse gets a running start and nails Hopkins with a massive boot to the face that drops Hopkins to the floor!!! Raven Horse then drops down and locks on the Halo (The Crippler Crossface) as Reverend Azazel holds the W.W.E. Television title in his face mocking him!!! Hopkins passes out from the pain as security and backstage hands flood the scene trying to pry Raven Horse off of Hopkins. The videotron shuts down as the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You ever get the feeling that Hopkins is playing right into Raven Horses hands? Raven Horse has been playing mind games with Chandler Hopkins before the pay per view and then he got himself deliberately disqualified during their match and right after the match he again said how he was going to get into the kid’s head. How much more blatant does Raven Horse need to be right now.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The kid is a cowboy, you know. Maybe he fell off his horse too many times as a kid!! Either way, these two men are on a collision course with each other. This bitter feud is far, far from over!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – How the landscape of the W.W.E. would change if Raven Horse were to capture the Television title!!! Folks, it’s time for some more great tag team action as Los Vipers take on the Koloff Dynasty!!! Harvey, it’s all yours buddy!!!
The Koloff Dynasty vs Los Vipers
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making their way to the ring first, accompanied by Boris Drago and weighing in at a combined weight of 472 lbs.; Neal and Aleksandre Koloff; they are the Koloff Dynasty!!
[ The Russian National anthem plays as the sold out crowd boos and the two large Russian’s march down to the ring proudly waving their Russian flags. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two big bruisers come into this match sporting an oh and one record with their one loss coming to the Hooligans a few weeks ago. Tonight, they look to get off the mat as they take on Los Vipers of the Cartel!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Boris has been out of action for a few weeks now, but I am hearing that he will be cleared to wrestle in two weeks as he goes up against Joey Ryan. I can’t wait to see that.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring and being accompanied by the Mexican Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar, weighing in at a combined weight of 388 lbs.; Santos and Pedro Supremo; they are Los Vipers!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares across the arena as the Mexican sensations Santos and Pedro Supremo of Los Vipers make their way out onto the stage followed by Tito Escobar. The walk down the rampway before diving into the ring under the bottom rope eyeing their opponents. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Los Vipers and one and four and look to build off that one win. The last match they were in they lost to Caristico in a handicap match. I’m sure it’s a night they would rather forget.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You’re right. They had a chance to put away Caristico and shut him out of the pay per view. We all know how that went where Tito Escobar, being the big bad leader of the Cartel; walked out of his match knowing he was getting his ass handed to him. Dick move if you ask me!!
[ They lock up. Aleksandre Koloff uses a spear on Pedro Supremo. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Aleksandre Koloff. Aleksandre Koloff throws Pedro Supremo out of the ring. Aleksandre Koloff jumps onto him with a car crash cross body. Aleksandre Koloff rolls Pedro Supremo back into the ring. Aleksandre Koloff runs into the ropes. Pedro Supremo hits Aleksandre Koloff with a shoulderblock. Pedro Supremo executes an armdrag takedown against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo whips Aleksandre Koloff into the turnbuckle, but Aleksandre Koloff reverses it. Aleksandre Koloff catches Pedro Supremo in a boot choke. Todd Sinclair warns Aleksandre Koloff to let go. Todd Sinclair counts One, two, three …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Aleksandre lets go. Aleksandre Koloff uses a chop on Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff attempts a ropeburn, but Pedro Supremo blocks it. Pedro Supremo tags out to Santos. Pedro Supremo uses a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Aleksandre Koloff. Santos uses a diving elbowsmash on Aleksandre Koloff. A portion of the crowd is booing Santos. Santos and Pedro Supremo whip Aleksandre Koloff into the ropes. Santos and Pedro Supremo hit Aleksandre Koloff with a double back elbow. Pedro Supremo leaves the ring. Santos attempts a Muscle Buster, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Aleksandre Koloff tries a clothesline, but Santos ducks out of the way. Pedro Supremo enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Pedro Supremo executes a clothesline against Aleksandre Koloff. Santos goes for a backslide, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Pedro Supremo leaves the ring. Aleksandre Koloff uses a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Santos. Aleksandre Koloff kicks Santos. Aleksandre Koloff is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Santos kicks Aleksandre Koloff. A portion of the crowd is booing Santos. Santos chops Aleksandre Koloff. Santos goes for a running knee strike, but Aleksandre Koloff ducks out of the way. Aleksandre Koloff tags out to Neal Koloff. Aleksandre Koloff hits an armbar takedown on Santos. Neal Koloff climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Santos throws him to the mat. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Santos performs a mounted punch against Neal Koloff. Santos performs a duck-down move against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring and throws Pedro Supremo out of the ring. Aleksandre Koloff tries a clothesline, but Santos counters it with a crucifix as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Aleksandre kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two teams are going at it!!! Both need to win tonight to try and crawl back into the title picture and they both know it won’t be easy.
[ Pedro Supremo takes Aleksandre Koloff down with a belly-to-back suplex. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Pedro Supremo hits a go-behind on Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo tags out to Santos. Neal Koloff enters the ring and throws Pedro Supremo out of the ring. Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff hit Santos with a double belly-to-back suplex. Neal Koloff leaves the ring. Aleksandre Koloff hits a clothesline on Santos. Aleksandre Koloff tags out to Neal Koloff.
Aleksandre Koloff attempts a clothesline, but Santos counters it with a crucifix and Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Aleksandre kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Santos with his second crucifix pin attempt tonight on Aleksandre. Think he saw something on tape on this guy?
[ Pedro Supremo attempts a belly-to-back suplex, but Aleksandre Koloff counters it with an elbowsmash. Neal Koloff uses a clothesline on Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff uses a backslide on Pedro Supremo and Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Pedro kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice backslide pin attempt by Aleksandre but it wasn’t enough to get the win.
[ Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff whip Pedro Supremo into the ropes. They hit Pedro Supremo with a double fist to the midsection. Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff hit Pedro Supremo with a double eye gouge. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Aleksandre Koloff runs into the ropes. Pedro Supremo goes for an armdrag takedown, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Aleksandre Koloff tags out to Neal Koloff. Neal Koloff and Aleksandre Koloff whip Pedro Supremo into the ropes. They hit Pedro Supremo with a double fist to the midsection. Santos enters the ring and throws Aleksandre Koloff out of the ring. A portion of the crowd is cheering Santos. Pedro Supremo and Santos whip Neal Koloff into the ropes. Pedro Supremo and Santos hit Neal Koloff with a double backbreaker. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro Supremo runs into the ropes. Neal Koloff misses with a clothesline. Pedro Supremo hits Neal Koloff with an elbow. Pedro Supremo tags out to Santos. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring and lays out Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff nails Santos with a gutbuster. Neal Koloff takes Santos down with an armdrag takedown. Neal Koloff attempts a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Santos counters it with a small package as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Neal kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Neal tried to end the match right there with a huge Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles but Santos somehow managed to counter it into a small package!!! Los Vipers are looking good tonight.
[ Santos whips Neal Koloff into the ropes. Neal Koloff misses with a shoulderblock. Santos hits Neal Koloff with a backdrop. Santos executes a dropkick against Neal Koloff. Santos attempts a splash, but Neal Koloff gets his knees up.
Neal Koloff hits a duck-down move on Santos. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Neal Koloff and Aleksandre Koloff whip Santos into the ropes. They hit Santos with a double fist to the midsection. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff executes a go-behind against Santos. Neal Koloff performs a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles against Santos. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Neal Koloff. Neal Koloff performs a DDT against Santos. Neal Koloff hits a Discus lariat on Santos. Neal Koloff hits a diving elbowsmash on Santos. Neal Koloff takes Santos down with a bodyslam. Neal Koloff hits an eye gouge on Santos. Neal Koloff runs into the ropes. Neal Koloff hits Santos with a clothesline. Neal Koloff uses an armbar takedown on Santos. A portion of the crowd is cheering Neal Koloff. Neal Koloff tries a bodyslam, but Santos counters it with an elbowsmash. Santos goes for a spear, but Neal Koloff steps out of the way. Neal Koloff is starting to get more cheers than boos. Neal Koloff goes for an atomic drop, but Santos counters it with a facerake. Santos executes a chop against Neal Koloff. Santos tags out to Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring and lays out Santos. Aleksandre Koloff is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff whips Pedro Supremo into the ropes. Neal Koloff misses with a clothesline. Neal Koloff misses with an elbow. Pedro Supremo hits Neal Koloff with an elbow. Pedro Supremo runs into the ropes. Boris Drago trips Pedro Supremo. Todd Sinclair threatens The Koloff Dynasty with disqualification and Tito Escobar is going bullshit on his side of the ring. Pedro Supremo goes for a release German suplex, but Neal Koloff counters it with a backward kick. Neal Koloff hits a slap on Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff executes an atomic drop against Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff hits a diving elbowsmash on Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff is starting to get more cheers than boos. Neal Koloff throws Pedro Supremo over the top rope. Neal Koloff runs into the ropes. Pedro Supremo hits Neal Koloff with a shoulderblock. Pedro Supremo tries an atomic drop, but Neal Koloff blocks it. Neal Koloff tries a football tackle, but Pedro Supremo steps out of the way. Pedro Supremo performs a gutbuster against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo whips Neal Koloff into the ropes. Pedro Supremo performs an armdrag takedown against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo executes a football tackle against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo tries a hair pull, but Neal Koloff blocks it. Neal Koloff tags out to Aleksandre Koloff. Santos enters the ring, but gets cut off. Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff hit Pedro Supremo with a double bodyslam. Aleksandre Koloff and Neal Koloff whip Pedro Supremo into the ropes. They hit Pedro Supremo with a double kick to the midsection. Santos gets back up and throws Neal Koloff out of the ring. A portion of the crowd is booing Santos. Pedro Supremo and Santos whip Aleksandre Koloff into the ropes. They hit Aleksandre Koloff with a double backdrop. Santos leaves the ring. Pedro Supremo attempts a choke against the ropes, but Aleksandre Koloff blocks it. Aleksandre Koloff runs into the ropes. Pedro Supremo misses with an elbow. Pedro Supremo misses with a clothesline. Pedro Supremo attempts a spear, but Aleksandre Koloff counters it with a kick to the head. In turn, Pedro Supremo counters it with a duck-down move. Pedro Supremo executes a Muscle Buster against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo performs a duck-down move against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo catches Aleksandre Koloff in a forearm choke. Todd Sinclair warns Pedro Supremo to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Pedro lets go. Pedro Supremo executes a bodyslam against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo executes a spear against Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo is starting to get more cheers than boos. Pedro Supremo hits an eye gouge on Aleksandre Koloff. Pedro Supremo goes for a Cradle DDT, but Aleksandre Koloff counters it with a small package as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Pedro kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice small package into a pinning attempt by Aleksandre.
[ Aleksandre Koloff tries a sleeperhold, but Pedro Supremo counters it with a jawbreaker. Pedro Supremo locks Aleksandre Koloff in an arm grapevine. Aleksandre Koloff is valiantly trying to break the hold. Aleksandre Koloff is struggling to reach the ropes. Aleksandre Koloff is valiantly trying to break the hold. Aleksandre Koloff tries to escape the hold. Aleksandre Koloff reaches the ropes. Pedro Supremo attempts a bodyslam, but Aleksandre Koloff counters it with a facerake. Aleksandre Koloff tags out to Neal Koloff. Aleksandre Koloff performs a cradle suplex against Pedro Supremo.
Neal Koloff performs a diving elbowsmash against Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Santos enters the ring and throws Aleksandre Koloff out of the ring. A portion of the crowd is booing Santos. Santos uses a dropkick on Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo tries a belly-to-back suplex, but Neal Koloff blocks it. Neal Koloff and Aleksandre Koloff hit Pedro Supremo with a double eye gouge. Santos enters the ring and lays out Aleksandre Koloff. Santos attempts a clothesline, but Neal Koloff ducks out of the way. Aleksandre Koloff tries a Muscle Buster, but Pedro Supremo counters it with a sunset flip as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Aleksandre kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy shit what a sunset flip by Pedro into a pinning attempt!!!
[ Aleksandre Koloff rolls out of the ring. Pedro Supremo hits a European uppercut on Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo uses a duck-down move on Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo takes Neal Koloff down with an armbar takedown. Pedro Supremo catches Neal Koloff in a sleeperhold. Neal Koloff tries to escape the hold. Neal Koloff grabs the ropes. Pedro Supremo performs a bodyslam against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo uses a release German suplex on Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Pedro Supremo tries a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles, but Neal Koloff slides down his back. Neal Koloff uses a backslide on Pedro Supremo as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Pedro gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Sweet backslide cradle into a pinning attempt for Neal Koloff!!!
[ Neal Koloff attempts a Muscle Buster, but Pedro Supremo counters it with a sunset flip as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Neal kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This Pedro Supremo is a wealth of Lucha Libre moves!!! He’s fucking countering everything!!!
[ Pedro Supremo executes a duck-down move against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo nails Neal Koloff with a Discus lariat.
Pedro Supremo is starting to get more cheers than boos. Pedro Supremo executes a European uppercut against Neal Koloff. Pedro Supremo attempts a clothesline, but Neal Koloff counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Pedro Supremo counters it with a slidedown. Santos enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring, but gets cut off. Pedro Supremo and Santos hit Neal Koloff with a double belly-to-back suplex. Aleksandre Koloff gets back up and lays out Santos. A portion of the crowd is cheering Aleksandre Koloff. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff performs a DDT against Pedro Supremo. Aleksandre Koloff enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Aleksandre Koloff uses a Muscle Buster on Pedro Supremo. A portion of the crowd is booing Aleksandre Koloff. Neal Koloff hits a diving elbowsmash on Pedro Supremo. Neal Koloff is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Aleksandre Koloff leaves the ring. Neal Koloff attempts a guillotine choke, but Pedro Supremo blocks it. Pedro Supremo tags out to Santos. Santos and Pedro Supremo hit Neal Koloff with the Snake Bite (Supremo sit-down powerbomb followed by Santos with a leg drop off the top rope across his opponent’s throat)!!! Santos uses a backslide on Neal Koloff and he uses the ropes for leverage as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:14:37
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Los Vipers!!!
[ Tito Escobar rolls into the ring to congratulate his men for their win as Boris and his men stagger back up the stage. Just then, as if on cue, “It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” explodes across the arena as the Empire General Manager DDP struts out onto the stage with mic in hand. Tito and Los Vipers glare up at him as Page smiles back at them. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Hey Champ, nice win for your boys tonight. That’s how to finish a match!!! Not that you know anything about finishing a match, do you?
[ Tito asks for a mic and Harvey hands him one. ]
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Page, with all do respect; what the hell are you doing out here? We have no beef with you!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You’re right. I’ve got no beef with you, except for the fact that you walked out on your title match at Day of Reckoning; and that kinda pissed me off!!!
[ Tito laughs it up with Los Vipers. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You find that funny?
[ Tito nods his head yes. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Well I didn’t think it was very funny. For a champion of your caliber, it was downright uncalled for. I really thought you were better than that. Hell, you talk a great game, but you’ve got balls the size of peanuts!!!
[ Los Vipers do all they can to hold Tito back from leaving the ring and rushing DDP beating the shit out of him. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Easy, big boy. I got no beef with you. But there is a guy in the back that does have a beef with you…
[ The sold out crowd starts chanting Caristico…Caristico… Caristico!!! ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – That’s right, it was Caristico and we just had a conversation in my office and he had a great idea. In two weeks right here on Adrenaline, it’s going to be Caristico versus you and if Caristico wins; he will get a United States title shot at Eve of Destruction!!!
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – This is bullshit and you know it!!! He lost his shot!!
[ DDP smiles at him. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You don’t like it, beat him!!!
[ The videotron comes to life as we see Cindy Meyers standing by with the new Women’s National Champion Shanna Furguson. ]
Cindy Meyers – Shanna, first off congratulations on winning the Women’s National title last week at Day of Reckoning not just beating one opponent, but two in Havok and Su Yim.
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Thank you Cindy, it’s an honor to be the very first Women’s National champion.
Cindy Meyers – So, what are your plans going forward?
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – I really want to be a fighting champion and set the bar for all the women that hold this belt after me.
[ Su Yim walks onto the set looking very serious as she steps right up to Shanna and glares at the Women’s National title belt. ]
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Can I help you?
“The Zombie Bride” Su Yim – You may have won the title at the pay per view, but you never beat me!!!
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – That’s funny Su, I could have sworn the card said Shanna Ferguson versus Havok versus Su Yim.
“The Zombie Bride” Su Yim – You just said you want to be a fighting champion, so fight me next week!!!
The Women’s National Champion “The Beast” Shanna Furguson – You’re on!!!
[ And the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Shanna just agreed to take on Su Yim right here next week on Adrenaline!!! Do you think it’s going to be for the title?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m sure DDP will update us before the nights out!! But what about the match that DDP signed for Adrenaline in two weeks? It’s going to be Caristico taking on Tito Escobar. If Caristico wins, he will get a title rematch at Eve of Destruction!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, it’s time to get back to the ring as Malia Hosaka takes on Maria Manic in women’s action. Harvey, it’s all yours brother.
Maria Manic vs Malia Hosaka
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making her way to the ring and being accompanied by Exile. She weighs in at 130 lbs., Malia Hosaka!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Head like a hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays. Malia Hosaka escorts her girls down to the ring and they all climb in seemingly feeding off the crowd jeers. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Malia comes into tonight’s match with Maria Manic sporting a one and one record and she’s coming off her first loss in the Empire at the hands of Solo Darling a few weeks ago.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Solo Darling stunned the shit out of all of us when she rolled Malia up. Tonight, she looks to avenge that loss as she ups her game going against one of the top women in the Empire in Maria Manic.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, making her way to the ring weighing in at 161 lbs.; she is “The Maneater” Maria Manic!
[ A mix of boos and cheers erupt as “Unbreakable” by Michael Elgin plays as Maria storms down to the ring and marches up the ring steps and climbs into the ring never taking her hate filled eyes off of Malia and the Exiles!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Malia has been in a little funk as of late after losing her Women’s World title match to Amber Nova a few months ago.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Losing that match has given her a little more of an edge and we saw that during the title match between Amber Nova and Bloody Mary at Day of Reckoning where she attacked Amber costing her the title.
[ They lock up. Malia Hosaka nails Maria Manic with a ripcord cutter. Quite a few boos are audible. Malia Hosaka whips Maria Manic into the ropes. Maria Manic hits Malia Hosaka with an elbow. Maria Manic throws Malia Hosaka out of the ring. Malia Hosaka hangs on to the top rope. Maria Manic sees Malia Hosaka hanging on and breaks Malia Hosaka's grip. Maria Manic punches Malia Hosaka. Maria Manic chops Malia Hosaka. Maria Manic runs into the ropes. Malia Hosaka hits Maria Manic with a shoulderblock. Malia Hosaka nails Maria Manic with a high knee. Malia Hosaka goes for a roundhouse kick, but Maria Manic counters it with a cradle suplex. In turn, Malia Hosaka counters it with a small package as Maria Manic's shoulders are on the mat as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Maria gets her shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice counter into a small package by the veteran Hosaka. She almost got the three count!!!
[ Maria Manic inches her way towards the ropes. Malia Hosaka locks Maria Manic in an arm grapevine but the referee makes Malia Hosaka let go as Maria grabs the bottom rope. Malia Hosaka uses a slingshot on Maria Manic. Malia Hosaka is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Malia Hosaka attempts a superkick, but Maria Manic ducks out of the way. Maria Manic runs into the ropes. Maria Manic goes for an Asai moonsault, but Malia Hosaka counters it with an intercept superkick. Malia Hosaka goes for a standing moonsault, but Maria Manic gets her knees up. Maria Manic uses a corkscrew legdrop on Malia Hosaka. Maria Manic executes an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles against Malia Hosaka. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Maria Manic. Maria Manic performs an arm twist ropewalk chop against Malia Hosaka. Maria Manic hits the Meteora on Malia Hosaka for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Malia kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – So close for Maria as Malia just kicked out before the referee’s hand counted three.
[ Maria Manic goes for a springboard spear, but Malia Hosaka counters it with a kneelift. Malia Hosaka whips Maria Manic into the ropes. Maria Manic misses with a clothesline. Maria Manic misses with a shoulderblock. Malia Hosaka nails Maria Manic with a lariat. Suddenly, “Creepy” plays over the crowd as Amber Nova walks out on stage and starts to make her way down to the ring. ]
[ Maria watches as Amber walks right down to the ring and starts to climb the ring steps. From behind, Malia clotheslines her and then drives her into the mat with the Hosaka Driver (Michinoku Driver)!!! The crowd boos as Malia rolls Maria up for the …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:08
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Malia Hosaka!!!
[ Amber grabs the mic from Harvey and then climbs into the ring as Malia and her Exiles walk back up the ramp taking any win she can. She looks down at her Apple watch and smirks before reaching down and grabbing Maria by her face. ]
“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Three minutes and eight seconds, bitch!!! How does it feel to be beaten in record time?!
[ And she slams Maria’s face into the mat adding insult to injury!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – First off, I want to congratulate Malia for the win, but you have to ask yourself if Malia could have won that match without Amber’s distraction? My honest answer would have been, no fucking way.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s just my opinion, but I think that this little feud between Amber and Maria has gone far enough. They need to settle this shit in the ring and stop interfering in each other’s matches. It’s not doing either one of them any good and their win loss records are taking a fucking beating in the process.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, while the match between Malia and Maria was going on; something very interesting was happening backstage involving Holidead, Tito Escobar and Thunder Rosa. Let’s rewind the tape and see exactly what happened between the three of them.
[ The videotron comes to life as we see one half of the Twisted SisterZ tag team Holidead talking to the United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar and they are looking pretty damn chummy talking. ]
[ After a second, Tito sees Thunder Rosa coming and he walks away. ]
[ Thunder Rosa walks up to Holidead looking confused. ]
Thunder Rosa – What’s going on?
Holidead – What do you mean?
[ Thunder Rosa looks irritated as she knows her tag team partner is lying to her. ]
Thunder Rosa – You know what I mean. What’s going on with you and Tito? What did he want?
Holidead – It’s… nothing …really. Don’t worry.
Thunder Rosa – Listen, don’t let that piece of shit get in your head!! We had a big win tonight against Exile. Let’s go grab some dinner and celebrate, ok?
Holidead – Yeah, sure. I could use a drink or two.
Thunder Rosa – Good, cause if we keep winning; we’ll be in line for a Tag Team title shot before you know it. Now let’s go get our party on!!!
[ The two women leave the arena as the videotron shuts down and the show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We didn’t get to hear what Tito Escobar and Holidead were talking about, but if I know that piece of shit Tito like I think I do; it was nothing good.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I bet he was giving her a recruitment speech. It seems like all the stables nowadays are pushing to swell their ranks and the Cartel is no different. Imagine if they were able to bring in a top female superstar. They could easily dominate the women’s division!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Gold Standard has Amber Nova. The Devils Rejects have Solo Darling. If the Cartel can land Holidead it will be a huge powerplay for them. Folks, as things are heating up here in the Empire; it couldn’t get any hotter than our next match. It’s Prophet versus Kahagas with the winner moving on to Eve of Destruction to face the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone!!! Let’s get right to the action!!!
In a World title Number One Contendership match
With the winner to face the World Heavyweight Champion
Alexander Stone at the Eve of Destruction Pay Per View!!!
Prophet vs Kahagas
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is a Number One Contendership match for the World Heavyweight title and it is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 227 lbs., this is Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. Walks down to the ring and climbs in waiting for his opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet has been waiting, bidding his time for this chance to face the World champion. Tonight, he gets his opportunity to do just that.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Prophet comes into this match with an excellent five and two record. He’s defiantly earned this opportunity tonight to become the number one contender.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs.; he is “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as “The Demon” makes his way down to the ring!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas is one hell of a star here in the Empire. He enters this match with a four and three record but some of his biggest matches coming against Chandler Hopkins, Caristico and the World Champion Alexander Stone himself… even though that ended in a tough loss.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let’s not cut this guy short. He’s been in some tough fucking matches against some of the best guys in the sport today. There’s no doubt he’s going to give Prophet everything he can handle.
[ They lock up. Kahagas goes for an armdrag takedown, but Prophet counters it with a lariat. The crowd is starting to get behind Prophet. Prophet takes Kahagas down with a Cradle DDT into a pin as Ken Peterson counts …1 …and Kahagas kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet drew first blood tonight as he gets the quick one count!!! If that doesn’t get rid of the pregame jitters, I don’t know what will.
[ Prophet runs into the ropes. Kahagas performs an enzuigiri against Prophet. Kahagas hits a side Russian legsweep on Prophet. Kahagas goes for the pinas Ken Peterson counts …1 …and Prophet gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both men aren’t wasting any fucking time in trying to end this. There’s no way this is going the distance!!!
[ Kahagas performs an enzuigiri against Prophet. Kahagas runs into the ropes. Kahagas hits Prophet with a clothesline.
Kahagas executes a legsweep against Prophet. Kahagas whips Prophet into the ropes, but Prophet reverses it. Prophet performs a spear against Kahagas. Prophet gets a boot choke on Kahagas. Ken Peterson warns Prophet to let go. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Prophet let’s go. Ken Peterson warns Prophet that he will be disqualified if he does that again. Prophet nails the Curb Stomp on Kahagas. Prophet hits the cradle suplex on Kahagas. Prophet goes for the pin as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Kahagas kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We are seeing a much edgier side of Prophet tonight. The side of his that will do anything to earn that number one contender’s spot!!!
[ Prophet sends Kahagas into the turnbuckle. Prophet goes for a sleeperhold, but Kahagas counters it with a back suplex. Kahagas is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Kahagas whips Prophet into the ropes. Kahagas hits Prophet with a standing dropkick that sends Prophet over the top rope and to the floor. Kahagas rolls out under the bottom rope and goes after him. Kahagas throws Prophet into the steel guardrail. Kahagas nails Prophet with a Russian legsweep. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Kahagas throws Prophet into the steel ringpost. Kahagas hits the Monster Driver (Half nelson driver) on the floor!!! Ken Peterson counts …3 …4 …and Kahagas dives off the ring apron hitting a 450 splash against Prophet. Kahagas whips Prophet into the steel guardrail. Kahagas hits a ripcord cutter on Prophet. Ken Peterson counts …5 …6 …and Kahagas goes for a twisting somersault splash, but Prophet gets his knees up. Prophet hits a Shining Wizard on Kahagas. Ken Peterson counts …7 …8 …Prophet grabs Kahagas and hits the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop) on Kahagas onto the steel ring steps. Kahagas is out cold as Prophet climbs back into the ring. The referee continues his count …9 …10 …!!! ]
Time of match: 0:05:52
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Prophet!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a great win by Prophet tonight as he advances to Eve of Destruction to face…
[ Suddenly, “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as the World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone marches out onto the stage with the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny close behind him. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Oh shit’s about to get fucking real, Mike!!! Here comes the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone and he’s brought back-up!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have a fucking feeling the World Champion isn’t waiting for Eve of Destruction to make his intentions felt. This night isn’t going to end well for Prophet!!!
[ Alexander Stone pulls out a microphone and smiles down at Prophet who stands in the ring looking up at the Gold Standard. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – So you’re the next man up. The next guy who thinks they can beat me.
[ The crowd starts chanting Prophet, Prophet, Prophet!!! ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – See, they all love you!!! You’re the greatest American hero!! The savior to the Empire!!! The man who is going to take this belt from the evil, sadistic, villain Alexander Stone and bring peace and prosperity to the Empire!!!
[ The crowd cheers at the thought of anyone but Stone being World Heavyweight Champion. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Well, newsflash kid; it aint going to fucking happen!!! You’ve had a hell of a journey kid, but come Eve of Destruction I going to end this fairy tale you’re living and snap all these mind-controlled ass wipes you call fans back to reality. The reality that I am the best damn wrestler in the game today!!!
[ The sold out crowd starts to boo the shit out of him. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – It seems like I need to show these fucking idiots that I mean what I say. Sucks to be you, you painted faced freak!!!
[ Stone and the Guerillas of Destiny storm down to the ring and just as they are about to climb in and beat the shit out of Prophet, the Chain Gang jumps the guardrail and dive into the ring behind Prophet. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It’s the Chain Gang!!! They’ve got a shot at the Guerillas of Destiny at Eve of Destruction!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You know what they say Mike, the enemy of my enemy is my friend? Prophet just made some friends!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, we are out of time!!! We will see you next week!!!