Post by tankedge on Nov 8, 2021 16:44:24 GMT
We open in a private plane that is sitting on a tarmac at a smaller airport. Godzilla Sanchez, Maverick Edge and Zelda Edge are sleeping on a couch towards the front while Tank Edge sits in the back doing a crossword puzzle. Conner Edge gets on the plane and sees everyone sleeping so he quietly stows his bag, goes to the bar area, grabs a couple beers and a bottle of whiskey and sits next to Tank. Tank gives him an annoyed look.
Tank Edge- A little early for that don't you think?
Conner Edge- Man I'm on ranch hours, I've been up since four dealing with the horses and mom got a fucking cow for some reason, like I have the free time to deal with that shit.
Tank Edge- Fair enough. So how bout dem Boys?
Conner Edge- We still beat y'all this season, was happy to see you guys could handle the Eagles.
Tank Edge- Was fun, you should have come with us.
Conner Edge- You know, ranch and all. Was either that or this Vegas trip.
Tank Edge- I was going to get us rooms at the Bellagio but the boys threw a fit so we're at the Luxor.
Conner Edge- Fine by me, got tickets for that Excalibur dinner show thing and arranged for a backstage tour to see the horses
Tank Edge- Oh shit, I think Greyson said he got tickets to Blue Man group for you guys.
Conner Edge- He asked, I declined.
Tank Edge- Who you going to the show with then?
Conner Edge- None of your fucking business, that's who.
Tank Edge- That big breasted skank? Conner really?
Conner Edge- You know pops, you're the last one to give advice on this shit.
Tank Edge- No, I should be the top expert on this. That Mance guy seems crazy enough already without you tapping his perceived broad
Conner Edge- Fucker wears a bandana around his neck, I ain't scared of him. What's the worst he can do?
The captain comes on and announces they've been given permission to take off. Conner and Tank buckle in. The couch trio wake up but are already buckled.
Godzilla Sanchez- Hey Hoss, morning to you.
Conner Edge- Hey Greyson, this new beer here is fucking tasty. Whiskey is solid too.
Godzilla Sanchez- Thanks man, we're working on a jalapeno beer next.
Conner Edge- Not sure I'm with you there but you haven't missed yet.
Godzilla Sanchez- We're filming a new Empireshop commercial tonight on the strip, want to be in it?
Conner Edge- Can't, got a date.
Godzilla looks dejected as Conner polishes off one beer, puts some chew in his mouth and opens another beer. He quickly downs half of it and then fills the other half with the whiskey. The plane starts moving. Zelda grabs Godzilla's hand and buries her face in his shoulder. Maverick just seems annoyed
Maverick Edge- Stupid arm, I should be flying.
Tank Edge- Soon enough kid, soon enough.
Maverick Edge- Long as I'm ready to compete for the tag titles soon, me and Conner going to be champs, right cuz?
Conner Edge- About that.
Maverick Edge- Oh come on Con, you're not going to
Conner Edge- I told you I wanted to focus on a singles run here, and well, this feels like a good time. You got the cruiserweight title coming up, your telling me you didn't want to focus on that?
Maverick gets some time to think as the noise picks up and the plane takes off. After a bit the captain tells them they can move and Maverick storms to the back. Godzilla gives Conner a dirty look.
Godzilla Sanchez- You know he had his heart set on the tag and six man belts.
Conner Edge- Hey look, he can do whatever with you and Stone. And if you need a man I'm there, but not to be a dick but I'm ready for this run and I'm tired if carrying his fucking water for him.
Tank is the only one who doesn't seem offended by the comment.
Tank Edge- Grey, Zelda. Maverick is good, he really should be focusing on singles action when he comes back.
Zelda Edge- But uncle, it's been his goal.
Tank Edge- Yeah well, I'm kinda free right now, maybe we could make a run then.
Conner Edge- Yeah that's cute.
Tank Edge- Conner I agreed with you, you can stop being a prick.
Conner Edge- I'm just saying, Nash helped cost you the US title, legacy has been a pain in your ass since you turned down joining the sad old man club, when are you going after them?
Tank Edge- When I feel like it. I think I've earned the right to bide my time.
Conner Edge- Biding time is just another way of saying being yellow.
Tank Edge- I'm about to throw you off this fucking plane kid.
Conner waves him off. Maverick comes back with a deck of uno cards and him, Godzilla and Zelda start playing. Conner gets up to grab another beer and Tank grabs the whiskey bottle and takes a couple glugs as we fade out
Tank Edge- A little early for that don't you think?
Conner Edge- Man I'm on ranch hours, I've been up since four dealing with the horses and mom got a fucking cow for some reason, like I have the free time to deal with that shit.
Tank Edge- Fair enough. So how bout dem Boys?
Conner Edge- We still beat y'all this season, was happy to see you guys could handle the Eagles.
Tank Edge- Was fun, you should have come with us.
Conner Edge- You know, ranch and all. Was either that or this Vegas trip.
Tank Edge- I was going to get us rooms at the Bellagio but the boys threw a fit so we're at the Luxor.
Conner Edge- Fine by me, got tickets for that Excalibur dinner show thing and arranged for a backstage tour to see the horses
Tank Edge- Oh shit, I think Greyson said he got tickets to Blue Man group for you guys.
Conner Edge- He asked, I declined.
Tank Edge- Who you going to the show with then?
Conner Edge- None of your fucking business, that's who.
Tank Edge- That big breasted skank? Conner really?
Conner Edge- You know pops, you're the last one to give advice on this shit.
Tank Edge- No, I should be the top expert on this. That Mance guy seems crazy enough already without you tapping his perceived broad
Conner Edge- Fucker wears a bandana around his neck, I ain't scared of him. What's the worst he can do?
The captain comes on and announces they've been given permission to take off. Conner and Tank buckle in. The couch trio wake up but are already buckled.
Godzilla Sanchez- Hey Hoss, morning to you.
Conner Edge- Hey Greyson, this new beer here is fucking tasty. Whiskey is solid too.
Godzilla Sanchez- Thanks man, we're working on a jalapeno beer next.
Conner Edge- Not sure I'm with you there but you haven't missed yet.
Godzilla Sanchez- We're filming a new Empireshop commercial tonight on the strip, want to be in it?
Conner Edge- Can't, got a date.
Godzilla looks dejected as Conner polishes off one beer, puts some chew in his mouth and opens another beer. He quickly downs half of it and then fills the other half with the whiskey. The plane starts moving. Zelda grabs Godzilla's hand and buries her face in his shoulder. Maverick just seems annoyed
Maverick Edge- Stupid arm, I should be flying.
Tank Edge- Soon enough kid, soon enough.
Maverick Edge- Long as I'm ready to compete for the tag titles soon, me and Conner going to be champs, right cuz?
Conner Edge- About that.
Maverick Edge- Oh come on Con, you're not going to
Conner Edge- I told you I wanted to focus on a singles run here, and well, this feels like a good time. You got the cruiserweight title coming up, your telling me you didn't want to focus on that?
Maverick gets some time to think as the noise picks up and the plane takes off. After a bit the captain tells them they can move and Maverick storms to the back. Godzilla gives Conner a dirty look.
Godzilla Sanchez- You know he had his heart set on the tag and six man belts.
Conner Edge- Hey look, he can do whatever with you and Stone. And if you need a man I'm there, but not to be a dick but I'm ready for this run and I'm tired if carrying his fucking water for him.
Tank is the only one who doesn't seem offended by the comment.
Tank Edge- Grey, Zelda. Maverick is good, he really should be focusing on singles action when he comes back.
Zelda Edge- But uncle, it's been his goal.
Tank Edge- Yeah well, I'm kinda free right now, maybe we could make a run then.
Conner Edge- Yeah that's cute.
Tank Edge- Conner I agreed with you, you can stop being a prick.
Conner Edge- I'm just saying, Nash helped cost you the US title, legacy has been a pain in your ass since you turned down joining the sad old man club, when are you going after them?
Tank Edge- When I feel like it. I think I've earned the right to bide my time.
Conner Edge- Biding time is just another way of saying being yellow.
Tank Edge- I'm about to throw you off this fucking plane kid.
Conner waves him off. Maverick comes back with a deck of uno cards and him, Godzilla and Zelda start playing. Conner gets up to grab another beer and Tank grabs the whiskey bottle and takes a couple glugs as we fade out
