Post by Mark on Apr 26, 2021 16:07:09 GMT
Live from the sold-out Sullivan Arena in Anchorage, Alaska
Monday Night April 26th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and I am joined by my broadcast colleague Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evening folks and welcome to Adrenaline!!! Mike, we are just six days away from Eve of Destruction and what a stacked card that the General Manager has lined up for us!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s right. Right now, we have seven confirmed matches for the pay per view with another match possibly being set tonight where Caristico takes on Tito Escobar.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Another huge opportunity for Caristico lays in front of him tonight where if he can beat the United States Heavyweight champion, he will earn a title shot against him at Eve of Destruction. My question is, what if he doesn’t? What if he loses tonight? Does Tito get the pay per view off?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I fucking doubt that. I’m sure that DDP has a contingency plan set up if that happens. But speaking of contingency plans, last week Caged Heat lost their title shot against Medusa Complex when they lost their six-women tag team match in last weeks main event. Where will DDP turn now, because Medusa Complex’s dance card is empty for the pay per view.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, what a main event that could have been; but it’s too bad that it broke down and we didn’t get the match we all deserved.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s hope that tonight’s six-man tag team match doesn’t go down the same road. Folks, what a card we have in store for you tonight. Besides the main event, we also will feature the Canadian Ninjas taking on the Woke Queens who we haven’t seen since they were beaten at Day of Reckoning.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Those two outspoken women have been pretty quiet since having to relinquish the World Tag Team titles back to the new owners in Medusa Complex. If they are going to be taken seriously as top contenders, they are going to have to beat teams like the Canadian Ninja’s.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other action we will also be seeing the return of Boris Drago as he takes on Joey Ryan who seems to have a new woman in his life in Katie Forbes.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let’s start with Drago. He’s been out of action for what, two months and now he’s back and he’s got the Koloff Dynasty in his back pocket. I predict that the Triad are going to capture gold very soon.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – From the women’s division, we will be seeing Solo Darling looking for her second win as she takes on Havok in singles competition.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Solo scored a nice win against Malia Hosaka a few weeks ago. Tonight, she steps up the ladder and has to face a powerhouse in Havok. Let’s not forget what we watched last week when Havok called Maria Manic out and she to cash in that favor she did for her.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If there’s one person I wouldn’t want to owe a favor to, it’s Havok. But Chris, we are going to kick things off with men’s tag team action as the former number one contenders the Golden BoyZ take on the powerhouse team in the Natural Disasters!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is a tale of two teams both in the hunt for the same thing. The Golden BoyZ are trying desperately to get back into title contention while the Natural Disasters are trying to do everything that they can to climb that ladder to get to the top.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time to get to the ring and kick this mother fucker off!! Harvey, you know what to do!!! It’s all yours brother!!!
The Natural Disasters vs The Golden BoyZ
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Reverend Azazel, and weighing in at a combined weight of 801lbs., Ace Romero and Babba Ali; they are the Natural Disasters!!!
[ The crowd boos as the Natural Disasters along with Reverend Azazel walk out on stage as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena. Pyro explodes all around them as they walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that are booing the shit out of them. They slowly climb into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor with a devilish grin on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a monstrous fucking team and they are led by one of the most evil and vile men that I have ever known!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Reverend Azazel wants to be known as the manager of champions!!! He’s got Raven Horse already in his second title match for the W.W.E. Television title. He’s got Solo on the right path and if she keeps winning, she just might get a title shot down the road. And here’s the Natural Disasters!!! By far the most powerful team in the Empire. How long before they get their shot at the World Tag Team titles?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., Jake and Dave Anderson; they are “The Golden BoyZ”!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here are the two-time number one contenders to the World Tag Team titles. They are trying their damndest to claw their way b ack into that spot again and tonight the Natural Disasters stand in their way!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s a huge wall standing in front of them. But, these two kids have beaten some of the best the Empire has thrown at them. The Golden BoyZ need this win tonight after being beaten by the Lynch Mob just a few weeks ago.
[ Ace Romero attacks Jake Anderson before the bell. Ace Romero goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Jake Anderson counters it with a backdrop. Jake Anderson catches Ace Romero in a forearm choke. Joey Jiles warns Jake Anderson to let go. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and he lets go at the last second. The crowd is starting to get behind Jake Anderson. Jake Anderson executes a fist to the midsection against Ace Romero. Jake Anderson tries a dropkick, but Ace Romero steps out of the way. Ace Romero runs into the ropes. Jake Anderson uses a dropkick on Ace Romero. Jake Anderson performs a European uppercut against Ace Romero. Jake Anderson runs into the ropes. Jake Anderson misses with a clothesline. Ace Romero puts Jake Anderson in a sleeperhold. Jake Anderson desperately gets ahold of the ropes. Ace Romero tags out to Babba Ali. Dave Anderson enters the ring and throws Ace Romero out of the ring. The crowd is starting to get behind Dave Anderson. Jake Anderson and Dave Anderson hit Babba Ali with a double eye gouge. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice double team by the Golden BoyZ to slow the bigger Babba Ali down!!
[ Dave Anderson leaves the ring. Jake Anderson uses a football tackle on Babba Ali. Jake Anderson tags out to Dave Anderson. Ace Romero enters the ring, but gets cut off. Dave Anderson and Jake Anderson whip Babba Ali into the ropes. Dave Anderson and Jake Anderson hit Babba Ali with a double dropkick. Ace Romero gets back up and lays out Jake Anderson. Babba Ali and Ace Romero hit Dave Anderson with a double back elbow. Ace Romero leaves the ring.
Babba Ali uses a fist to the midsection on Dave Anderson. Babba Ali hits a Discus lariat on Dave Anderson. Babba Ali is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ace Romero enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Babba Ali and Ace Romero whip Dave Anderson into the ropes. Babba Ali and Ace Romero hit Dave Anderson with a double back elbow. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Natural Disasters just laid out Dave Anderson with that massive double back elbow!!! Dave needs to tag out to his brother asap!!!
[ Babba Ali and Ace Romero whip Dave Anderson into the ropes. They attempt to hit Dave Anderson with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Dave Anderson hits them with a double clothesline. Ace Romero leaves the ring. Dave Anderson goes for a back elbow, but Babba Ali ducks out of the way. Babba Ali tags out to Ace Romero. Ace Romero and Babba Ali hit Dave Anderson with a double DDT. Babba Ali leaves the ring. Ace Romero attempts a dropkick, but Dave Anderson steps out of the way. The crowd is starting to get behind Dave Anderson. Dave Anderson tags out to Jake Anderson. Babba Ali enters the ring and lays out Dave Anderson. Ace Romero and Babba Ali whip Jake Anderson into the ropes. They hit Jake Anderson with a double kick to the midsection. Babba Ali leaves the ring. Ace Romero hits a back fist on Jake Anderson. Ace Romero tags out to Babba Ali. Babba Ali sends Jake Anderson into the turnbuckle. Babba Ali hits a gutwrench suplex on Jake Anderson. Babba Ali tries the Discus Punch, but Jake Anderson blocks it. Jake Anderson executes a spear against Babba Ali. The crowd is cheering on Jake Anderson. Jake Anderson punches Babba Ali. Jake Anderson whips Babba Ali into the ropes. Jake Anderson executes a fist to the midsection against Babba Ali. Jake Anderson tries a diving elbowsmash, but Babba Ali counters it with a faceslam. Babba Ali hits a clothesline on Jake Anderson. Babba Ali runs into the ropes. Babba Ali hits a clothesline on Jake Anderson. Ace Romero enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If the Golden BoyZ don’t find a way to slow the Natural Disasters down it’s going to be a short fucking night!!!
[ Babba Ali and Ace Romero whip Jake Anderson into the ropes. They attempt to hit Jake Anderson with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Jake Anderson hits them with a double clothesline. Ace Romero leaves the ring. Jake Anderson hits a spear on Babba Ali. Jake Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jake Anderson locks Babba Ali in an arm grapevine. Babba Ali is struggling to reach the ropes. Babba Ali reaches the ropes. Jake Anderson tries a running knee strike, but Babba Ali ducks out of the way. Babba Ali tags out to Ace Romero. Ace Romero and Babba Ali whip Jake Anderson into the ropes. They hit Jake Anderson with a double kick to the midsection. Babba Ali leaves the ring. Ace Romero whips Jake Anderson into the ropes. Ace Romero hits Jake Anderson with a backdrop. Ace Romero executes a headbutt against Jake Anderson. Ace Romero attempts an eye gouge, but Jake Anderson blocks it. Jake Anderson runs into the ropes. Ace Romero and Jake Anderson get hit with a double clothesline. Ace Romero executes a back elbow against Jake Anderson. Ace Romero hits an eye gouge on Jake Anderson. Ace Romero hits a brain buster on Jake Anderson. Ace Romero nails Jake Anderson with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Jake’s in a world of shit!!! That exploder suplex into the turnbuckles nearly folded him in half!!!
[ Ace Romero nails Jake Anderson with a gutwrench suplex. Ace Romero goes for an eye gouge, but Jake Anderson blocks it. Jake Anderson hits a Discus lariat on Ace Romero. Jake Anderson whips Ace Romero into the ropes. Jake Anderson hits Ace Romero with a clothesline. Jake Anderson puts Ace Romero in a forearm choke. Joey Jiles warns Jake Anderson to let go as he counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he finally let’s go. Jake Anderson tags out to Dave Anderson. Babba Ali enters the ring and throws Jake Anderson out of the ring. Babba Ali leaves the ring. Ace Romero performs a brain buster against Dave Anderson. Ace Romero is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ace Romero nails Dave Anderson with a pumphandle backbreaker. Dave Anderson gets to his feet and whips Ace Romero into the ropes. Dave Anderson hits Ace Romero with a kick. Dave Anderson nails Ace Romero with the Curb Stomp. Dave Anderson uses an armbar takedown on Ace Romero. Dave Anderson uses a chop on Ace Romero. Dave Anderson performs a diving elbowsmash against Ace Romero. A small "Dave Anderson" chant is being started. Dave Anderson hits a DDT on Ace Romero. Dave Anderson gets a sleeperhold on Ace Romero. Ace Romero breaks the hold with a jawbreaker. Ace Romero runs into the ropes. Dave Anderson executes a slap against Ace Romero. Dave Anderson uses a duck-down move on Ace Romero. Dave Anderson tries to take Ace Romero down with a DDT, but Ace Romero throws him off sending Dave flying. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What raw power behind the three hundred- and seventy-pound Ace Romero!!!
[ Ace Romero punches Dave Anderson. Dave Anderson kicks Ace Romero. The crowd is really behind Dave Anderson. Dave Anderson chops Ace Romero. Dave Anderson attempts a clothesline, but Ace Romero ducks out of the way. Ace Romero attempts a European uppercut, but Dave Anderson ducks out of the way. Dave Anderson nails a fist to the midsection against Ace Romero. Dave Anderson takes Ace Romero down with an armbar takedown. There are lots of chants for Dave Anderson. Dave Anderson gets a boot choke on Ace Romero. Joey Jiles warns Dave Anderson to let go. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Reverend Azazel hits Dave Anderson with his demonic walking cane!!! Joey Jiles sees Azazel’s actions and disqualifies the Natural Disasters!!! Jake rolls into the ring and goes after Azazel, but Babba pulls Azazel out of the way and they escape up the ramp. ]
Time of match: 0:09:13
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Golden BoyZ!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Golden BoyZ needed that win tonight, and what a tough win it was against a much bigger team. This win has to propel them back to the top of the rankings!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob is going to be tough to overcome in the standings as they sit in the number one spot with five wins.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, I am hearing that DDP is backstage with Cindy Meyers. Let’s go to the back and listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to DDP and Thunder Rosa. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, you’ve asked for this time to clear up the Women’s World Tag Team title picture at Eve of Destruction? The floor is yours.
[ Page looks at Thunder Rosa with a concerned look on his face. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Where’s your tag team partner? Where’s Holidead?
[ Thunder Rosa really has no idea. ]
Thunder Rosa – I… I don’t know. I’ve been trying to text her all day, but she’s not answering me.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – That’s fine. You can tell her the good news when you finally get ahold of her. So, after Caged Heat lost there match last week; they are no longer the number one contender. That leaves an opening in the title match at Eve of Destruction. After some meditation, I have decided to grant the Twisted SisterZ that title shot.
[ Thunder Rosa runs off excited looking for Holidead when Salena and Caged Heat storm onto the set pissed off. ]
Salena – This is bullshit and you know it!! My team deserves that shot at the tag titles and you’re intentionally screwing them over!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – I’m not doing anything. It was your team that took out a referee last week!! It was your team that made the stipulation that if you lost you wouldn’t get the title shot at the pay per view.
Salena – I know what the stipulation said, but…
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You lost the match, the title shot goes to the Twisted SisterZ!! Your team wants a title shot, try winning a match and earn it!!!
[ DDP walks off leaving a very pissed off Salena and her tag team standing there fuming. The show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge announcement regarding the Women’s World Tag Team title match at Eve of Destruction in just six days!!! It’s now going to be the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Medusa Complex taking on the new number one contender in the Twisted SisterZ!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a match we are in stored for!!! The pay per view is nearly complete!! All we need to know now is who will Tito be facing in defense of his United States Heavyweight championship!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We are about to find out just that Chris!!! If Caristico wins tonight, he will get his title match in just six nights!!! Let’s go back to the ring!!!
Tito Escobar © vs Caristico (if Caristico wins he gets a title shot at the ppv)
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 180 lbs., he is “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico has to be pumped that he was granted this match tonight. He nearly beat Tito at Day of Reckoning and if it wasn’t for Tito walking out on the match, we could have had a new champion.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – DDP laid down the law tonight. Los Vipers have been banned from ringside and it’s going to be Tito against Caristico man on man, not group warfare!!! As fair a fight as we are going to get out of Tito!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 198 lbs.; he is the current and reigning United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. The United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar struts out all cocky with his Mexican Heavyweight championship around his waist. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes with a cocky ass smile on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here he is. The egotistical champion that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He may be right. He comes into this match with the second-best record in the men’s division today at six and two. Only Prophet has an equal record and Stone has a better record. Now that deserves bragging rights.
[ They lock up. Tito Escobar performs a duck-down move against Caristico. Tito Escobar performs a cradle piledriver against Caristico. Quite a few boos are audible. Tito Escobar gets an arm grapevine on Caristico. Caristico grabs the ropes. Tito Escobar goes for a back elbow, but Caristico ducks out of the way. Caristico hits a cradle suplex on Tito Escobar. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles. A small "Caristico" chant is being started. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a belly-to-belly suplex. Caristico tries a back elbow, but Tito Escobar ducks out of the way. Tito Escobar uses an Exploder suplex on Caristico. Tito Escobar uses a forearm smash on Caristico. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Caristico attempts a bodyslam, but Tito Escobar counters it with a front facelock.
Caristico manages to grab the ropes after being locked up. Tito Escobar tries a hangman rolling cutter, but Caristico counters it with a facerake. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the turnbuckle. Caristico puts Tito Escobar in a choke against the ropes. Todd Sinclair warns Caristico to let go as he counts …1 …2 …3 …and he lets go. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the turnbuckle, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Tito Escobar charges into the corner, but Caristico moves out of the way. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles. Caristico goes for a boot choke, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar hits Caristico. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. The crowd is cheering on Caristico.
Tito Escobar chops Caristico. Caristico hits Tito Escobar. The crowd is cheering on Caristico. Tito Escobar kicks Caristico.
The crowd is booing Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar misses with a shoulderblock. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a kick. Caristico uses a slap on Tito Escobar. Caristico gets a choke against the ropes on Tito Escobar. Todd Sinclair warns Caristico to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he lets go. Caristico attempts a Cradle DDT, but Tito Escobar counters it with a small package as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Quick thinking by the champion to roll Caristico up in that small package!!!
[ Tito Escobar executes a fallaway slam against Caristico. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tito Escobar uses a brain buster on Caristico. Tito Escobar locks Caristico in a Boston crab. Caristico is inching his way towards the ropes.
Caristico tries to fight the pain. Caristico is inching his way towards the ropes. Caristico reaches the ropes. Tito Escobar attempts a mounted punch, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico executes a slap against Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the turnbuckle. Caristico charges into the corner. Caristico uses a Discus lariat on Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a release German suplex on Tito Escobar. A small "Caristico" chant is being started. Caristico throws Tito Escobar into the turnbuckle. Caristico charges into the corner, but Tito Escobar lifts his leg. Tito Escobar hits a tiger driver on Caristico and goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A second pin attempt by the champion tonight. Caristico has to put together some offense to keep Tito on his heels!!!
[ Tito Escobar attempts a Shining Wizard, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico performs an uppercut against Tito Escobar.
Caristico uses a bridging Exploder suplex on Tito Escobar for the win as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caristico nearly won it right there with that exploder suplex!!!
[ Caristico uses a snap dragon suplex on Tito Escobar into a cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Tito just gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico is feeling it now as he whips the champ around like a rag doll!!!
[ Tito Escobar springs to his feet. Tito Escobar executes a diving elbowdrop against Caristico. Tito Escobar takes Caristico down with a fallaway slam. Tito Escobar hits a duck-down move on Caristico. Tito Escobar tries a Shining Wizard, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico goes for a hair pull, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar performs the Pele kick against Caristico. Tito Escobar kicks Caristico. The crowd is booing Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar chops Caristico.
Tito Escobar kicks Caristico. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. The crowd is starting to get behind Caristico. Tito Escobar hits Caristico. Tito Escobar chops Caristico. Tito Escobar is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Tito Escobar performs a back elbow against Caristico. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the turnbuckle. Tito Escobar hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a chop against Caristico. Tito Escobar performs a cradle piledriver against Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a hiptoss against Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a chop against Caristico. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar goes for a clothesline, but Caristico counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Tito Escobar is valiantly trying to break the hold. Caristico lets go. Caristico performs a spear against Tito Escobar. Caristico performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a running knee strike on Tito Escobar. Caristico goes for a cradle suplex, but Tito Escobar counters it with an elbowsmash. Tito Escobar hits a superkick on Caristico. Tito Escobar tries an enzuigiri, but Caristico steps out of the way. Caristico executes a back elbow against Tito Escobar. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with the Curb Stomp. Caristico attempts a go-behind, but Tito Escobar counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Caristico is valiantly trying to break the hold. Caristico is inching his way towards the ropes. Caristico makes it to the ropes. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits a back heel kick on Caristico. Tito Escobar kicks Caristico. Caristico chops Tito Escobar. Caristico puts Tito Escobar in a choke against the ropes. Todd Sinclair warns Caristico to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Caristico lets go. Todd Sinclair threatens Caristico with disqualification. Caristico executes a bodyslam against Tito Escobar. Caristico is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …and Tito gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a back and forth match we are witnessing as both men are unloading everything in their arsenal against one another!!!
[ Caristico runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar goes for a bulldog, but Caristico throws him off. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a spear. There are lots of chants for Caristico. Caristico performs a gutbuster against Tito Escobar. Caristico throws Tito Escobar out of the ring. Tito Escobar hangs on to the top rope. Tito Escobar pulls himself back in. Tito Escobar uses a running shoulderblock on Caristico. Tito Escobar locks Caristico in a Boston crab. Caristico is struggling to reach the ropes. Caristico tries to escape the hold. Caristico makes it to the ropes. Tito Escobar nails Caristico with a shooting star press as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Once again the champion has taken control of the match!!!
[ Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a clothesline. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes. Caristico goes for a running knee strike, but Tito Escobar ducks out of the way. Tito Escobar hits a cradle piledriver on Caristico. The crowd is vociferously booing Tito Escobar. Caristico springs to his feet. Caristico executes a cradle suplex against Tito Escobar. Caristico has the crowd going wild. Caristico executes an eye gouge against Tito Escobar. Caristico executes a bridging Exploder suplex against Tito Escobar as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Tito gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The crowd is fully behind Caristico as he unloads on Tito!!!
[ Caristico locks Tito Escobar in a forearm choke. Todd Sinclair warns Caristico to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Caristico lets go. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Tito Escobar misses with a shoulderblock. Tito Escobar and Caristico get hit with a double clothesline. Tito Escobar attempts a fallaway slam, but Caristico counters it with a forearm smash. Caristico hits a fist to the midsection against Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a kick. Caristico runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits an armbar takedown on Caristico. Tito Escobar is being booed out of the building. Tito Escobar covers Caristico as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Caristico gets his shoulder up. Tito looks down at Caristico with a smug smile knowing that it’s just a matter of time before he ends this!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And there’s the look of a man that knows it’s just about over!!!
[ Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes. Caristico goes for the Alamo (a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors off the ropes transitioned into a single arm DDT), but Tito Escobar counters it with a legsweep. The crowd is vociferously booing Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar executes a backbreaker against Caristico. Tito Escobar hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Caristico. Tito Escobar kicks Caristico. Tito Escobar punches Caristico. Caristico kicks Tito Escobar. The crowd is going crazy. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. The chants for Caristico are deafening. Tito Escobar punches Caristico. Caristico kicks Tito Escobar. The crowd is behind Caristico all the way. Tito Escobar hits Caristico. Caristico hits Tito Escobar. The chants for Caristico are deafening. Tito Escobar punches Caristico. The crowd is vociferously booing Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar hits a back elbow on Caristico. Tito Escobar attempts an enzuigiri, but Caristico steps out of the way. Caristico runs into the ropes. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a kick. Caristico performs a Discus lariat against Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a shoulderblock. Tito Escobar executes an armbar takedown against Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a diving elbowdrop against Caristico. Tito Escobar tries a shooting star press, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico attempts an atomic drop, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar uses a chop on Caristico. Tito Escobar performs a spin kick against Caristico. Tito Escobar goes for a flying cross body press, but Caristico rolls through with the move. Caristico rolls up Tito as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These guys are unloading fucking hell on one another!!! At the end of the night, they both are going to know they’ve been through fucking hell out there!!!
[ Caristico runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar performs a Spanish Fly against Caristico. Tito Escobar is being booed out of the building. Tito Escobar covers Caristico as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Caristico barely gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That took everything he had to kick out of that!!! There can’t be much left in the tank!!!
[ Tito Escobar waits for Caristico to get up and he hits the Red Angel (second rope Tequila Sunrise) on Caristico and then covers him as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Caristico drapes his foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caristico didn’t have the strength to kick out, but he sure as fuck knew where the ropes were. What a match we are witnessing tonight!!!
[ Tito Escobar smiles as he gets to his feet. He again climbs the ropes waiting for Caristico to stumble to his feet and he nails the Red Angel (second rope Tequila Sunrise) on Caristico one last time. Tito covers him as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:17:26
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tito Escobar!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My God what a match!!! Tito Escobar walked away with the win crushing Caristico’s opportunity to challenge him for the United States Heavyweight title at the pay per view.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Who’s it going to be now? We are only six nights away from Eve of Destruction and we still have no clue who Tito is going to face!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am getting word that Cindy is standing by with the Gold Standard!!! Let’s go to the back and listen in!!!
[ The cameras cut to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing next to the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone and the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny. ]
Cindy Meyers – Gentlemen, tonight you have a huge six-man tag team match just six nights out from Eve of Destruction where you will all defend your World titles, but if I may… where is Amber Nova? She doesn’t seem to be with…
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Listen, you don’t worry yourself about where Amber is. I assure you that she’s preparing for her match against that face painted freak Bloody Mary and she has full intentions to bring the Women’s World title back to the Gold Standard!!!
Cindy Meyers – Ok, switching gears; like I said tonight you have a huge six-man tag team match against your opponents at Eve of Destruction. Guerillas, you will face the Chain Gang and they are determined to take the World Tag Team titles off of you.
Tanga Loa – Does it look like we’re afraid of a couple of street thugs? There’s a reason why this is their first title shot in what… four months?
Tama Tonga – It’s because you’re not that damn good!!! The Golden BoyZ learned that!!! The Lynch Mob learned that!! Now you two think you can step into our world and beat us? Boys, it’s going to take more than that two-dollar tramp Salena to take your asses to the pay window!!!
Cindy Meyers – Alexander, this match between you and Prophet for the World Heavyweight title is one of the most anticipated matches…
[ Stone puts his hand up in her face. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Stop… stop right there. If you’re going to tell me one more time, how every single wrestling mark out there; or every internet geek sitting behind their keyboards who can’t wait to see this huge match between Prophet and I, I am going to fucking throw up!!! Now you listen to me and listen to me well. I don’t know how much more I can prove myself to the people that run this fucking federation… to all the people that write the dirt sheets out there… and to all the fan boys that read that shit… Prophet is going to go down the same God damn path that Caristico did… that Chandler Hopkins did… that Arik Cannon did and for Christ sakes that Tank did!!! What makes anyone believe that he’s got any fucking chance of beating me? Why, because he’s the face and I’m the heel? Let’s me make this perfectly clear. This isn’t some God damn Efed with people booking fantasy matches while they eat pizza and drink beer until four in the morning getting fat and lazy behind their computers!!! No, no, no people. This is going to end only one way and that’s with me standing over his broken and beaten body with the World Heavyweight Championship belt around my waist!!! My belt is coming home with me and there’s nothing short of me getting run over by a friggen bus that Prophet can do about it!!!
[ Stone and the Guerillas of Destiny storm off the set as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at the broadcast table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – To say that Stone isn’t focused is a monumental understatement. And he’s right. No matter what he does, or what he says; people can’t wait to see him lose the title.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I know I can’t wait to see him drop it. I’m not sure if Prophet is the guy that’s going to do it, but as Stone cuts a bloody swath through the roster it’s getting pretty slim right now. Who has a better chance if not Prophet? Maybe Tito Escobar? But after that who?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s a great question. We will have to wait and see, but it’s time now for our next match of the evening as Solo Darling tries to build on her big win over Malia Hosaka as she takes on Havok!!! Let’s go back to the ring for more great women’s action!!!
Havok vs Solo Darling
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making her way to the ring, and being accompanied by her manager Reverend Azazel, she weighs in at 122 lbs., Solo Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Christina walks out on stage with her manager Reverend Azazel. Together they make their way down to the ring where she climbs in with a serious and determined look on her face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Ever since Solo sided with Reverend Azazel, she’s been a new woman. I would hate to give that asshole any credit, but it seems that he did do her some justice.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would like to think that she could have done this without him, but you cannot deny that whatever he’s done for her, it’s working.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 264 lbs.; she is Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring. ]
[ Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring as a chorus of boos ring down on her as she soaks it all in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Last week we all learned that Havok and Maria Manic have been dealing together for weeks and Havok feels that it’s time she cashed in on her side of the agreement. Will Maria come through and help her get what she wants?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What I’ve learned in my time in this business is that you can’t trust anyone. Even your best friend would step on you to get a title shot!!!
[ Solo Darling attacks Havok before the bell. Solo Darling goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Havok steps out of the way.
Havok tries the Phoenix Splash, but Solo Darling gets her knees up. Solo Darling nails Havok with a roundhouse kick. Solo Darling tries a twisting somersault splash, but Havok rolls out of the way. Havok executes a Russian legsweep against Solo Darling. Havok runs into the ropes. Solo Darling misses with an elbow. Solo Darling uses a jumping front kick on Havok. Solo Darling locks Havok in an ankle lock. Havok inches her way towards the ropes. Solo Darling runs into the ropes. Havok uses a superkick on Solo Darling. Havok is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Havok covers Solo Darling and tries to pull the tights as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …but she sees it and stops the count. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a massive superkick that nearly knocked Solo’s teeth out!!!
[ Yali Sapphire threatens Havok with disqualification. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes. Solo Darling uses a clothesline on Havok. Solo Darling uses a springboard armdrag on Havok. Solo Darling executes a springboard bulldog against Havok. A portion of the crowd is booing Solo Darling. Solo Darling hits a fist to the midsection on Havok. Solo Darling performs an enzuigiri against Havok. Solo Darling is starting to get more cheers than boos. Solo Darling hits her own superkick on Havok. Solo Darling is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s an eye for an eye and a superkick for a superkick!!! Someone ask Havok how Solo’s boots taste!!!
[ Suddenly, Maria Manic marches down to ringside with a serious look on her face. ]
[ Both women wonder what she is doing down here. Is she on Havok’s side… or Solo’s? Solo Darling nails Havok with a springboard bulldog. Solo Darling hits a jumping front kick on Havok. Solo Darling performs a corkscrew legdrop against Havok. Solo Darling attempts a springboard bulldog, but Havok steps out of the way. A portion of the crowd is cheering Havok. Havok executes a superkick against Solo Darling. Havok nails Solo Darling with a ripcord cutter. Havok hits a diving elbowdrop on Solo Darling. Havok executes a chop against Solo Darling. Havok sends Solo Darling into the turnbuckle. Havok attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Solo Darling counters it with an elbowsmash. Solo Darling performs a high knee against Havok. Solo Darling performs a frog splash against Havok as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just when Havok thinks she has the smaller Solo darling where she wants her, Solo counters with her quickness!!!
[ Solo Darling uses a fist to the midsection on Havok. Solo Darling executes a dropkick from the second rope against Havok. Solo Darling attempts a Russian legsweep, but Havok counters it with an elbowsmash. Havok executes a legsweep against Solo Darling. Havok uses a slingshot on Solo Darling. Havok uses a monkey flip on Solo Darling.
Havok nails Solo Darling with a ripcord cutter. Havok attempts a high knee, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way.
Solo Darling hits Havok. Solo Darling seemingly enjoys the boos as she encourages the crowd to boo more. Havok kicks Solo Darling. Havok is starting to get more cheers than boos. Havok chops Solo Darling. Havok goes for a corner forearm smash, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling executes a fist to the midsection against Havok. Solo Darling kicks Havok. Solo Darling hits a corner forearm smash on Havok. Solo Darling tries a dropkick, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok performs a standing moonsault against Solo Darling as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Solo kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful standing moonsault by the much larger Havok!!! Solo is going to feel that in the morning!!!
[ Havok tries a Texas Cloverleaf, but Solo Darling counters it with a small package rollup as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What is wrong with Havok? She out weighs Solo by over a hundred and forty pounds!!! She needs to start using that weight to her advantage!!! Solo is just quicker tonight!!!
[ Solo Darling goes for a springboard armdrag, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok tries a Russian legsweep, but Solo Darling counters it with an elbowsmash. Solo Darling tries a clothesline, but Havok counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Solo Darling is struggling to reach the ropes. Solo Darling tries to fight the pain. Solo Darling is inching her way towards the ropes. Solo Darling finally makes it to the ropes. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes, but Solo Darling reverses it. Solo Darling misses with a clothesline. Solo Darling hits Havok with a clothesline. Solo Darling runs into the ropes. Havok executes a spinning backbreaker against Solo Darling. Havok attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Solo Darling counters it with a sit down power bomb as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell is that fat ass Havok trying to prove? She’s not some God damn luchador for fucks sakes!!!
[ Solo Darling throws Havok out of the ring. Havok hangs on to the top rope. Solo Darling notices Havok hanging on and breaks Havok's grip. Solo Darling throws Havok into the turnbuckle, but Havok reverses it. Havok executes a dropkick from the second rope against Solo Darling. Havok runs into the ropes and Maria Manic trips Havok up. Yali Sapphire threatens Solo Darling with disqualification due to Maria’s actions. Yali Sapphire warns Maria Manic that she will ban her from ringside if she does that shit again. Havok runs into the ropes. Solo Darling uses a bulldog on Havok. Solo Darling throws Havok out of the ring and follows her through the ropes. Reverend Azazel comes from behind, but Havok nails him with a stiff elbow. Maria Manic comes from behind and distracts Havok and an argument ensues. Solo Darling nails a bulldog on Havok. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Solo Darling hits a jumping front kick on Havok. …3 …4 …and Solo Darling throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Solo Darling hits a chop on Havok. …5 …6 …Solo Darling throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Solo Darling throws Havok back into the ring. Solo Darling attempts an enzuigiri, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok goes for a high knee, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling uses a fist to the midsection on Havok. Solo Darling attempts an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Havok counters it with a kneelift. Havok hits a dropkick on Solo Darling and she collides with Yali Sapphire. Havok goes for the Meteora, but Reverend Azazel shoves her off the turnbuckle. A portion of the crowd is cheering Havok. Solo Darling tries a clothesline, but Havok counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. There is no referee there to ask Solo Darling if she quits. Joey Jiles comes running down to the ring. Solo Darling reaches the ropes. Havok runs into the ropes. Solo Darling hits Havok with a kick. Solo Darling tries a corkscrew legdrop, but Havok moves out of the way. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes, but Solo Darling reverses it. Solo Darling misses with a clothesline. Havok attempts a high knee, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling nails Havok with a rolling cutter. Solo Darling acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Solo Darling performs a corner forearm smash against Havok. Solo Darling performs a fist to the midsection against Havok. Solo Darling attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes, but Solo Darling reverses it. Havok hits a springboard spear on Solo Darling. Maria Manic throws Solo Darling a steel chair, but the referee intercepts it. As Havok screams at Maria Manic, Solo Darling hits her with the Tail Spin (a fisherman’s neck-breaker) as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Havok puts her foot in the ropes... ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If there’s any question as to what Maria is doing out here now it should be plain as fucking day!!! She’s trying to fuck over Havok!!!
[ Solo Darling uses a superkick on Havok. Solo Darling executes a European uppercut against Havok. Solo Darling executes a fist to the midsection against Havok. Solo Darling tries a springboard bulldog, but Havok steps out of the way.
Havok hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Solo Darling. Havok throws Solo Darling out of the ring. Solo Darling hangs on to the top rope. Solo Darling pulls herself back in. Solo Darling runs into the ropes. Havok hits Solo Darling with a clothesline. Solo Darling falls out of the ring as Havok follows outside. Reverend Azazel comes from behind and distracts Havok. Solo Darling uses a rolling cutter on Havok. Solo Darling throws Havok back into the ring. Solo Darling runs into the ropes. Solo Darling hits Havok with a kick. Solo Darling performs a chop against Havok. Solo Darling hits a ripcord cutter on Havok. Solo Darling whips Havok into the ropes. Havok hits Solo Darling with an elbow. Havok throws Solo Darling into the turnbuckle, but Solo Darling reverses it. Solo Darling whips Havok into the ropes, but Havok reverses it. Solo Darling and Havok get hit with a double clothesline. Solo Darling whips Havok into the ropes. Solo Darling goes for a bulldog, but Havok throws her off. Havok attempts a roundhouse kick, but Solo Darling blocks it. Solo Darling hits a DDT on Havok. Solo Darling goes for a roundhouse kick, but Havok blocks it. Havok sends Solo Darling into the turnbuckle, but Solo Darling reverses it. Havok comes back and rocks Solo Darling with a clothesline. Havok throws Solo Darling into the turnbuckle, but Solo Darling reverses it. Solo Darling runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Havok moves out of the way. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes. Havok uses a fist to the midsection on Solo Darling. Havok locks Solo Darling in a sleeperhold. Solo Darling is valiantly trying to break the hold as she reaches the ropes and Havok lets go. Havok nails Solo Darling with an Asai moonsault as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Solo kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I really thought she had her with the sleeperhold!!! Solo is fighting for her life out there!!!
[ Havok complains about a slow count as she sees Maria Manic climb up onto the ring apron. Solo Darling hits a knee to the back on Havok and Havok bashes heads with Maria knocking her shitless. Maria crashes to the floor as Havok stumbles back into the ring. Solo Darling hits the Tail Spin (a fisherman’s neck-breaker) on Havok and goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:14:25
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Solo Darling!!!
[ Havok lays in the ring dazed and confused as Maria climbs into the ring with microphone in hand. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – You better clean your ears out bitch and listen to me!!! I don’t owe you a damn thing!!! This deal we had… it’s over you hear me? It’s over!!! It was always about what I wanted and it had nothing to do with you or what you wanted!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s start off with Solo Darling winning another match tonight. Beating Havok should shoot her right up the charts, but what about Havok? There’s no doubt that if she’s trying to climb the ranks and be a top contender, she better stop losing to people like Solo and focus on winning. This back-and-forth bullshit between Havok, Maria and Amber is not getting any of them anywhere except to the bottom of the charts!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree with you more partner. Thanks to the assist of Maria Manic Solo Darling should break into the top five deserving of it or not!!! But what the hell is going on between Maria and Havok? One night they are scheming together and the next night they are at each other’s throats?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m at a loss for words on that one. You can say that there’s no honor amongst thieves I guess when they both want what Bloody Mary has. Chris, while the match was going on our cameras caught up with the Cartel and Holidead backstage. Let’s listen in and see what happened.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar, Los Vipers, and Holidead celebrating in the back as they head toward the exit of the building and toward their waiting limo. ]
[ As they walk out of the building, Thunder Rosa rushes out and grabs her friend and tag team partner by the hand just before she climbs into the limo with the Cartel. ]
Thunder Rosa – Camile!!! Camile, where are you going?
[ Tito steps in with a cocky smile and interrupts Thunder Rosa. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – You don’t worry about her. She’s in good hands.
Thunder Rosa – That’s what I’m afraid of. Camile, you missed the meeting with DDP. He awarded us a World Tag Team title shot at the pay per view!!! We have to get ready. We only have six…
[ Tito opens the limo door and Los Vipers climb in. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Are you coming or not?
[ Holidead looks at Tito and then back at Thunder Rosa. ]
Holidead – I’ll call you tomorrow.
[ And Holidead climbs into the limo and it speeds away from the arena. Thunder Rosa runs her fingers through her dark hair discouraged. ]
Thunder Rosa – Son of a bitch!!!
[ The videotron shuts down as the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There’s no fucking doubt in my mind that Tito is influencing Holidead and that’s not a good thing if these two women are going to be on the same page going into their huge pay per view match in just six nights.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Medusa Complex can sense any weaknesses in the Twisted SisterZ they will exploit it and this is a huge fucking crack in their foundation!!! You can be damn well assured that Medusa Complex saw the same fucking thing we just saw.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Women’s World Tag Team match against Medusa Complex is going to be an uphill battle as it is, but the Twisted SisterZ don’t need the deck stacked against them!!! Chris, it’s time for singles action as the Russian Bear Boris Drago makes his long-awaited return to the ring after a brutal knee injury. Let’s join Harvey in the ring.
Joey Ryan vs Boris Drago
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring accompanied by the Koloff Dynasty and weighing in at 245 lbs., “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago!!
[ The fans don’t know what to make of this guy as “Far from the start” by Timati and L’One plays as the Russian monster walks out on stage with his two henchmen by his side. Together, they storm down to the ring and climb in to the boos from the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Boris Drago looks to be in great shape after being on the shelf for eight weeks with that knee injury.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He does look to be in great shape, but it helps having the Koloff Dynasty in your back pocket.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring being accompanied by “Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes and weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan and Katie Forbes struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes as Katie shows off her big ass to the fans in the front row. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here’s the part time porn star and part time wrestler Joey Ryan alongside his new BFF Katie Forbes.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It didn’t take Joey long to rebound from the loss of Spice and find a new hole to put it in.
[ They lock up. Boris Drago performs a lariat against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago catches Joey Ryan in an arm grapevine.
Joey Ryan gets ahold of the ropes. Boris Drago hits an atomic drop on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Boris Drago chops Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan punches Boris Drago. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Boris Drago takes Joey Ryan down with an armdrag takedown. Boris Drago nails Joey Ryan with a backbreaker. Boris Drago hits a fist to the midsection on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago drags Joey to his feet with a hair pull. Boris Drago gets a sleeperhold on Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan is inching his way towards the ropes. Joey Ryan reaches the ropes to break the hold. Boris Drago uses a back fist on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits an eye gouge on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago executes a clothesline against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago nails Joey Ryan with a pumphandle backbreaker. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Boris Drago and a few others cheering him. Boris Drago executes a kick to the midsection against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago goes for the Iron Curtain (A full nelson submission), but Joey Ryan blocks it. Boris Drago whips Joey Ryan into the ropes. Aleksandre Koloff pulls down the top rope and Joey crashes to the floor. Ken Peterson threatens Boris Drago with disqualification. Boris Drago goes through the ropes to the floor. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Boris Drago shoves Joey Ryan into the steel guardrail. …3 …4 …and Boris Drago rolls Joey Ryan back in under the bottom rope. Boris Drago performs a fist to the midsection against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago tries a gutwrench suplex, but Joey Ryan counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Boris Drago counters it with a sunset flip for the pin as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Joey kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge counter by the Russian Bear into that sunset flip!!! Joey must be wondering what the fuck he’s got to do keep this guy down!!!
[ Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. A few fans are booing Joey Ryan, while a few others are cheering him. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Joey Ryan tries a Discus lariat, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago uses a European uppercut on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago performs a belly-to-back suplex against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago tries a Discus lariat, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan goes for a chokehold, but Boris Drago counters it with a kick to the midsection. Boris Drago goes for the Iron Curtain (A full nelson submission), but Joey Ryan counters it with an elbowsmash. Joey Ryan uses a punch on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan goes for a headbutt, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago kicks Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Joey Ryan executes a belly-to-back suplex against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a headbutt on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a headbutt on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan executes a back elbow against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan sends Boris Drago into the turnbuckle. Joey Ryan runs shoulder-first into the corner. Joey Ryan uses a European uppercut on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan throws Boris Drago into the turnbuckle. Joey Ryan takes Boris Drago down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Joey Ryan tries an uppercut, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago goes for a punch, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan nails Boris Drago with a lariat. Joey Ryan hits a headbutt on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a back fist on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan punches Boris Drago. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Joey Ryan is met with a "Joey Ryan sucks" chant. Boris Drago kicks Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Joey Ryan kicks Boris Drago. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits a clothesline on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago performs a headbutt against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago nails Joey Ryan with a takeover suplex. Boris Drago is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Joey gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey needs to watch out for the power game of Drago!!! The guy is a master of the suplex.
[ Boris Drago runs into the ropes. Joey Ryan misses with a clothesline. Joey Ryan hits Boris Drago with a kick. Joey Ryan puts Boris Drago in a chokehold. Ken Peterson warns Joey Ryan to let go. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Joey lets go at the last possible second. Joey Ryan face rakes Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a clothesline on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan covers Boris Drago as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Boris kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That clothesline rocked Drago right out of his boots!!! The longer this match goes the more it favors the lighter man. The less weight you carry around the longer you can endure a match like this.
[ Joey Ryan goes for a lariat, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago sends Joey Ryan into the turnbuckle. Boris Drago charges into the corner. Boris Drago locks Joey Ryan in a bearhug. Joey Ryan is struggling to reach the ropes. Boris Drago lets go. Boris Drago uses a DDT on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago attempts a waistlock takedown, but Joey Ryan counters it with an elbowsmash. Joey Ryan tries a backbreaker, but Boris Drago counters it with an elbowsmash. Boris Drago kicks Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Boris Drago is met with a "Just go home!!!" chant. Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Boris Drago performs an atomic drop against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago whips Joey Ryan into the ropes, but Joey Ryan reverses it. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan with a clothesline and Joey Ryan falls out of the ring. Boris Drago goes through the ropes after him. Boris Drago performs a back fist against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago drives Joey Ryan into the steel ringsteps. Boris Drago whips Joey Ryan into the steel guardrail. Boris Drago throws Joey Ryan into the steel ringpost. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …and "Cotton Candy" Katie Forbes comes from behind and distracts Boris Drago. Joey Ryan rolls back into the ring and Boris Drago follows him back in. Joey Ryan runs into the ropes. Joey Ryan hits Boris Drago with a kick. Joey Ryan runs into the ropes. Boris Drago tries a facerake, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan tries a chokehold, but Boris Drago counters it with a facerake. Boris Drago goes for an eye gouge, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan punches Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits Boris Drago. Joey Ryan whips Boris Drago into the ropes. Boris Drago misses with a kick. Boris Drago uses a lariat on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits an armdrag takedown on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago chops Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan hits Boris Drago. Joey Ryan whips Boris Drago into the ropes, but Boris Drago reverses it. Joey Ryan hits a lariat on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan performs an Exploder suplex against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan attempts a hair pull, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago gets a chokehold on Joey Ryan. Ken Peterson warns Boris Drago to let go. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Boris lets go. Boris Drago performs a brain buster against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago goes for a lariat, but Joey Ryan counters it with a spinning backbreaker. Joey Ryan attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago whips Joey Ryan into the ropes. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan with a kick. Boris Drago runs into the ropes. Joey Ryan goes for a hair pull, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago attempts a lariat, but Joey Ryan counters it with a spinning backbreaker. Joey Ryan performs an elbowdrop against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a backbreaker on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan tries a backbreaker, but Boris Drago counters it with an elbowsmash. Boris Drago tries an atomic drop, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan nails Boris Drago with an Exploder suplex. Joey Ryan executes a backbreaker against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan covers Boris Drago as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Drago kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful backbreaker by Joey Ryan almost ended the match right there!!! I’m shocked that Joey Ryan has not focused on the knee.
[ Joey Ryan executes an eye gouge against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan takes Boris Drago down with an Exploder suplex.
Joey Ryan performs a belly-to-belly suplex against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan performs an uppercut against Boris Drago.
Joey Ryan locks Boris Drago in a boot choke. Ken Peterson warns Joey Ryan to let go. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 7/8 …and Joey lets go again pushing the count to the limit. Joey Ryan locks Boris Drago in an arm grapevine. Boris Drago grabs the ropes. Joey Ryan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Boris Drago counters it with a backdrop. Boris Drago hits an uppercut on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago attempts an Exploder suplex, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan whips Boris Drago into the ropes. Boris Drago performs a clothesline against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan nails Boris Drago with a Discus lariat. Joey Ryan tries a kick to the midsection, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago performs a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago pulls the tights as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and "Cotton Candy" Katie Forbes puts Joey Ryan's foot on the rope to save his ass. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Joey Ryan better be thankful for Katie Forbes being in the right fucking place at the right time or this match would be over!!!
[ Boris Drago goes for a choke against the ropes, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan performs a backbreaker against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan executes a gutwrench suplex against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan is going for the pin. Ken Peterson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Joey Ryan goes for a back fist, but Boris Drago ducks out of the way. Boris Drago hits a dropkick on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago locks Joey Ryan in an arm grapevine. Joey Ryan is struggling to reach the ropes. Joey Ryan grabs the ropes. Boris Drago locks in the Iron Curtain (A full nelson submission), on Joey Ryan. The crowd is going crazy as Joey Ryan struggling to get out of it. Joey Ryan is desperately trying to get to the ropes as Katie Forbes grabbing his hands trying to pull him to the ropes!!! Ken Peterson sees her and kicks her hands free from Joeys!!! Boris drags Joey to the center of the ring and he’s got him locked in tight!!! Ken Peterson checks on Joey raising his arm once… and it drops!!! Raises it twice… and it drops!!! Raises it a third time… and it’s over as it drops to the mat!!! ]
Time of match: 0:16:49
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, Boris Drago!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge win tonight for Boris Drago getting him back in the win column!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, he needed that after being on the shelf for so long. But it sucks to be Joey Ryan as he now stumbles into the pay per view and has to face Bulk in a mixed tag match!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m getting word that Havok is backstage and she’s mightily pissed off looking for DDP!!! Let’s go to the back and watch.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows a very pissed off Havok storming the backstage area. She finally turns a corner and sees DDP talking to some backstage hands. ]
Jessika Havok – Page!!!
[ And DDP tries to ignore her acting like he didn’t hear her. ]
Jessika Havok – Page, we need to talk!!!
[ Page rolls his eyes. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – What is it now? I’m a little busy right.
Jessika Havok – I’m sick and tired of Maria Manic!! She not only used me, but she cost me my match tonight!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Yeah, so? In my opinion, you used each other. You both deserve each other and whatever bullshit you do to each other!!!
Jessika Havok – I don’t really care what you think!!! What I want from you is a match at the pay per view against her!!!
[ Page laughs at her. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You want a match at the pay per view? Against Maria Manic?
Jessika Havok – That’s right, and I want it to be a Hardcore Hell match!!! I’m going to kill that bitch!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You can have your match, but please; no killing, alright!!!
[ The videotron shuts down as we swing back to Mike and Chris at the broadcast table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is un fucking real!!! Page just signed his tenth match for the pay per view and we still don’t know who Tito is going to face!!! This is going to be the biggest pay per view to date!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A Hardcore Hell match? What the hell can that entail?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ve got no idea, but I think there will be plenty of weapons and a shit ton of blood!!! Buddy, it’s time to get back to the action as the Canadian Ninjas take on the Woke Queens!!! Harvey, take it away my friend!!!
Woke Queens vs Canadian Ninjas
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 313 lbs, Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews; they are the Canadian Ninja’s!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts as “I like it heavy” by Halestorm rocks the building as Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews, better known as the Canadian Ninja’s walk down to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I like this young team. The Canadian Ninjas are a nice young team that is doing everything they can to stay within striking distance of the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If they win tonight, it will give them the same record as Twisted SisterZ and put them in the number three spot in the rankings!!! There will be no dodging them in that case!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 251 lbs., Debbie Kietel and Valkyrie; they are the Woke Queens!!!
[ The crowd pops as the Woke Queens strut down to the ring to the music of “See your hands” by Viceversah. The Woke Girls roll into the ring and they play to the fans snapping their fingers to the chants of “Woke Girls!! Woke Girls!!”
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Even though the Woke Queens possessed the Women’s World Tag Team titles, they have yet to win a match here in the Empire!!! Tonight, they look to snap that streak!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Pretty impressive run for a team that has yet to win a single match!!! And on-top of that, they are in a way responsible for Caged Heat losing their title literally to Medusa Complex at Day of Reckoning!!!
[ They lock up. Debbie Kietel executes a monkey flip against Portia Perez. Debbie Kietel nails Portia Perez with a twisting moonsault as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Perez kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Debbie Kietel comes right out of the gates swinging as she gets the quick as fuck pin on Portia Perez!!!
[ Debbie Kietel performs a superkick against Portia Perez. Debbie Kietel runs into the ropes. Debbie Kietel hits Portia Perez with an elbow. Debbie Kietel nails Portia Perez with another twisting moonsault as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Perez kicks out again. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Perez is rocked and we are only a minute or so into the match!!! She needs to get the tag to her partner!!!
[ Debbie Kietel whips Portia Perez into the ropes. Portia Perez and Debbie Kietel get hit with a double clothesline. Portia Perez tags out to Nicole Matthews. Nicole Matthews runs into the ropes and hits Debbie Kietel with a clothesline. Debbie Kietel tumbles out of the ring. Nicole Matthews goes outside after her. Nicole Matthews runs Debbie Kietel into the steel ringsteps. A small "Nicole Matthews" chant is being started. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Portia Perez comes over to make it two-on-one. Portia Perez tries an Exploder suplex into the announcers table, but Debbie Kietel blocks it. Debbie Kietel nails Nicole Matthews with a lariat. …3 …4 …and Debbie Kietel hits a fist to the midsection on Nicole Matthews. Debbie Kietel shoves Nicole Matthews into the steel guardrail. …5 …6 …and Debbie Kietel executes a diving elbowdrop against Nicole Matthews. Debbie Kietel rolls Nicole Matthews back into the ring. Debbie Kietel tags out to Valkyrie. Valkyrie nails Nicole Matthews with a DDT. Quite a few boos are audible. Valkyrie runs into the ropes. Nicole Matthews uses a dropkick on Valkyrie. Nicole Matthews tags out to Portia Perez. Debbie Kietel enters the ring, but gets cut off. Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews whip Valkyrie into the ropes. Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews hit Valkyrie with a double clothesline. Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews whip Valkyrie into the ropes. Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews hit Valkyrie with a double dropkick. They team up and hit the Black Eye (double shinning wizards)!!! Portia Perez covers Valkyrie as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Debbie Kietel dives in, but doesn't make it in time …3!!! Valkyrie complains about a fast count but the referee isn’t hearing it as he throws three fingers in her face!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:14
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Canadian Ninja’s!!!
[ The Woke Queens cannot believe that they just lost another match as they look at each other dumbfounded at the results!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is a huge win for the Canadian Ninjas as they move back to a five-hundred record and climb even closer to a Women’s World Tag Team title match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m so happy for these young girls. They have busted their asses for weeks and tonight it finally paid off at the expense of the Woke Queens!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Sucks to be them. Sometimes you reap what you sow Chris!!! Hey, I’m getting word in my headpiece that Cindy Meyers is backstage with DDP and he’s got breaking news regarding the United States Heavyweight title match at Eve of Destruction!!! Cindy, it’s all yours.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to the General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, you asked for this time to make an announcement regarding the United States Heavyweight title match in just six nights at Eve of Destruction. The floor is yours.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Thank you Cindy. After a disappointing loss tonight at the hands of Tito Escobar, Caristico will not be wrestling in the title match at the pay per view. After talking it over with the owner of the Empire, and weighing all our options; we are pleased to announce that “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago will be facing Tito Escobar for the United States Heavyweight Championship!!!
Cindy Meyers – Guys, huge news as we inch closer to the pay per view in just six nights!!! Back to you!!!
[ The show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge opportunity for Drago after he just scored a massive win over Joey Ryan just minutes ago!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Drago is no pushover, but I wish I could see the look on Tito’s face when he hears that he has to face the Russian Bear at the pay per view!!! He’s going to shit his pants when he hears this!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Too funny. Chris, it’s time for tonight’s main event as we present to you six-man tag team action!!! Prophet teams with Chain Gang to take on Alexander Stone and the Guerillas of Destiny!!! Harvey, let’s do this one last time!!!
Alexander Stone © & the Guerillas of Destiny © vs Prophet & the Chain Gang
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 227 lbs., this is Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. He walks down to the ring and climbs in waiting for his opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet looks to be in amazing shape tonight as he teams with the Chain Gang to take on the World Champion and the World Tag Team champions.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He’s going to have to be because in six days he’s going to go one on one with “Pure Gold” and he won’t have anyone to tag out to in that match!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his tag team partners, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs., and being accompanied by their manager Salena, Eddie O’Shay & Jake Owens; they are the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. The fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their chains over their heads. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two men are monsters Chris. They actually weigh in over fifty pounds heavier than the World Tag Team Champions and that may give them the advantage.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You would think so, but title matches always favor the champions because they don’t have to pin the Chain Gang to retain their titles, but the Chain Gang does have to either pin or submit them!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the current and reigning World Tag Team Champions; Tanga Loa & Tama Tonga, they are the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base showing off their World Tag Team titles. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champions are looking phenomenal tonight and they’ve got their war helmets on!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They don’t view these as typical matches Mike, they view it as going to war and they will do anything to win.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their tag team partner. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 251 lbs.; he is the leader of the Gold Standard and the reigning and current Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!
[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Alexander Stone marches down to the ring with his World Heavyweight title securely around his waist. The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him as he climbs into the ring takes off his jacket and tosses it to the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And there’s the World Heavyweight Champion looking as good as ever just three weeks removed from that fucking brutal Hell in a Cell match with Tank Edge that sent both men to the hospital!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – As he climbs into the ring he just smiles at Prophet, toying with him like he doesn’t take the challenger very seriously.
[ Tama Tonga attacks Jake Owens before the bell. Tama Tonga nails Jake Owens with a Discus lariat. A portion of the crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga attempts an armdrag takedown, but Jake Owens counters it with a lariat.
Jake Owens nails Tama Tonga with the Curb Stomp. Jake Owens is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Tama kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Not a huge move there, but the Chain Gang just wanted to send G.O.D. the message that they are not fucking around!!!
[ Jake Owens executes a running double knee smash against Tama Tonga. Jake Owens executes a back elbow against Tama Tonga. Jake Owens nails Tama Tonga with a running double knee smash. Jake Owens is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Tama gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Jake Owens is a one-man wrecking machine as Tama needs to get to his corner and tag in one of his teammates!!!
[ Jake Owens runs into the ropes. Tama Tonga attempts an abdominal stretch, but Jake Owens counters it with a facerake. Jake Owens throws Tama Tonga over the top rope to the floor. Jake Owens goes outside after him. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …as Jake Owens takes Tama Tonga down with an armdrag takedown. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. …3 …4 …and Alexander Stone comes over, but gets cut off by Prophet as they start exchanging clubbing blows. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Tama Tonga with a double chop. Jake Owens performs a DDT against Tama Tonga. Alexander Stone tries for a running lariat on Prophet, but Prophet ducks under it and Stone nails Salena!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone just turned Salena inside out with that running lariat!!! She’s got no idea what planet she’s on right now as Prophet runs over to see if she’s alright!!!
[ Jake Owens performs an eye gouge against Tama Tonga …5 …6 …and Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay hits a clothesline on Tama Tonga. Jake Owens performs an Exploder suplex into the steel guardrail against Tama Tonga …7 …8 …and Eddie O'Shay rolls Tama Tonga back into the ring and Jake Owens rolls back in under the bottom rope. Jake Owens tags out to Eddie O'Shay. Eddie O'Shay and Jake Owens whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Eddie O'Shay and Jake Owens hit Tama Tonga with a double back elbow. Jake Owens leaves the ring. Eddie O'Shay whips Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle. Eddie O'Shay runs shoulder-first into the corner. Eddie O'Shay punches Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga hits Eddie O'Shay. A portion of the crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga kicks Eddie O'Shay. Tama Tonga hits Eddie O'Shay. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Eddie O'Shay misses with a clothesline. Eddie O'Shay hits Tama Tonga with a shoulderblock. Eddie O'Shay performs a gutwrench suplex against Tama Tonga. Eddie O'Shay tags out to Jake Owens. Jake Owens runs into the ropes. Jake Owens hits Tama Tonga with a shoulderblock. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Tama Tonga with a double backbreaker. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Jake Owens nails Tama Tonga with a cannonball senton. Jake Owens performs a DDT against Tama Tonga. Jake Owens hits a clothesline on Tama Tonga. Jake Owens tries a hair pull, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga attempts a cradle suplex, but Jake Owens counters it with an elbowsmash. Jake Owens executes an atomic drop against Tama Tonga that sends Tonga to the floor. Jake Owens follows Tama Tonga to the outside and a huge brawl ensues as the Chain Gang and G.O.D. brawls back up the rampway!!! Ken Peterson starts his counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …6 …7 …8 …9 …10 …and Ken Peterson calls for the DQ!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:59
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Gold Standard!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The referee just called the Gold Standard the winners of the match!!! What the fuck is that about?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – All I can think of is that Jake Owens sent Tonga to the floor and O’Shay never let him get a chance to get back in!!! You have to give your opponent the opportunity to get back into the ring and resume the match!!
[ Stone watches with a huge grin on his face when from behind, Prophet sneaks in behind him and drives him into the mat with the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Oh my fucking God, Prophet just laid the World Champion out with the End of Days!!! Could this be a prelude to Eve of Destruction? Are we witnessing the end of Stones World title run? Folks, we’ve gotta go!!! We will see you in six nights at the pay per view!!!
Monday Night April 26th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and I am joined by my broadcast colleague Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evening folks and welcome to Adrenaline!!! Mike, we are just six days away from Eve of Destruction and what a stacked card that the General Manager has lined up for us!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s right. Right now, we have seven confirmed matches for the pay per view with another match possibly being set tonight where Caristico takes on Tito Escobar.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Another huge opportunity for Caristico lays in front of him tonight where if he can beat the United States Heavyweight champion, he will earn a title shot against him at Eve of Destruction. My question is, what if he doesn’t? What if he loses tonight? Does Tito get the pay per view off?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I fucking doubt that. I’m sure that DDP has a contingency plan set up if that happens. But speaking of contingency plans, last week Caged Heat lost their title shot against Medusa Complex when they lost their six-women tag team match in last weeks main event. Where will DDP turn now, because Medusa Complex’s dance card is empty for the pay per view.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, what a main event that could have been; but it’s too bad that it broke down and we didn’t get the match we all deserved.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s hope that tonight’s six-man tag team match doesn’t go down the same road. Folks, what a card we have in store for you tonight. Besides the main event, we also will feature the Canadian Ninjas taking on the Woke Queens who we haven’t seen since they were beaten at Day of Reckoning.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Those two outspoken women have been pretty quiet since having to relinquish the World Tag Team titles back to the new owners in Medusa Complex. If they are going to be taken seriously as top contenders, they are going to have to beat teams like the Canadian Ninja’s.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In other action we will also be seeing the return of Boris Drago as he takes on Joey Ryan who seems to have a new woman in his life in Katie Forbes.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let’s start with Drago. He’s been out of action for what, two months and now he’s back and he’s got the Koloff Dynasty in his back pocket. I predict that the Triad are going to capture gold very soon.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – From the women’s division, we will be seeing Solo Darling looking for her second win as she takes on Havok in singles competition.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Solo scored a nice win against Malia Hosaka a few weeks ago. Tonight, she steps up the ladder and has to face a powerhouse in Havok. Let’s not forget what we watched last week when Havok called Maria Manic out and she to cash in that favor she did for her.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If there’s one person I wouldn’t want to owe a favor to, it’s Havok. But Chris, we are going to kick things off with men’s tag team action as the former number one contenders the Golden BoyZ take on the powerhouse team in the Natural Disasters!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is a tale of two teams both in the hunt for the same thing. The Golden BoyZ are trying desperately to get back into title contention while the Natural Disasters are trying to do everything that they can to climb that ladder to get to the top.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s time to get to the ring and kick this mother fucker off!! Harvey, you know what to do!!! It’s all yours brother!!!
The Natural Disasters vs The Golden BoyZ
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit! Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Reverend Azazel, and weighing in at a combined weight of 801lbs., Ace Romero and Babba Ali; they are the Natural Disasters!!!
[ The crowd boos as the Natural Disasters along with Reverend Azazel walk out on stage as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena. Pyro explodes all around them as they walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans that are booing the shit out of them. They slowly climb into the ring as Reverend Azazel watches from the floor with a devilish grin on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a monstrous fucking team and they are led by one of the most evil and vile men that I have ever known!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Reverend Azazel wants to be known as the manager of champions!!! He’s got Raven Horse already in his second title match for the W.W.E. Television title. He’s got Solo on the right path and if she keeps winning, she just might get a title shot down the road. And here’s the Natural Disasters!!! By far the most powerful team in the Empire. How long before they get their shot at the World Tag Team titles?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., Jake and Dave Anderson; they are “The Golden BoyZ”!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here are the two-time number one contenders to the World Tag Team titles. They are trying their damndest to claw their way b ack into that spot again and tonight the Natural Disasters stand in their way!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s a huge wall standing in front of them. But, these two kids have beaten some of the best the Empire has thrown at them. The Golden BoyZ need this win tonight after being beaten by the Lynch Mob just a few weeks ago.
[ Ace Romero attacks Jake Anderson before the bell. Ace Romero goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Jake Anderson counters it with a backdrop. Jake Anderson catches Ace Romero in a forearm choke. Joey Jiles warns Jake Anderson to let go. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and he lets go at the last second. The crowd is starting to get behind Jake Anderson. Jake Anderson executes a fist to the midsection against Ace Romero. Jake Anderson tries a dropkick, but Ace Romero steps out of the way. Ace Romero runs into the ropes. Jake Anderson uses a dropkick on Ace Romero. Jake Anderson performs a European uppercut against Ace Romero. Jake Anderson runs into the ropes. Jake Anderson misses with a clothesline. Ace Romero puts Jake Anderson in a sleeperhold. Jake Anderson desperately gets ahold of the ropes. Ace Romero tags out to Babba Ali. Dave Anderson enters the ring and throws Ace Romero out of the ring. The crowd is starting to get behind Dave Anderson. Jake Anderson and Dave Anderson hit Babba Ali with a double eye gouge. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice double team by the Golden BoyZ to slow the bigger Babba Ali down!!
[ Dave Anderson leaves the ring. Jake Anderson uses a football tackle on Babba Ali. Jake Anderson tags out to Dave Anderson. Ace Romero enters the ring, but gets cut off. Dave Anderson and Jake Anderson whip Babba Ali into the ropes. Dave Anderson and Jake Anderson hit Babba Ali with a double dropkick. Ace Romero gets back up and lays out Jake Anderson. Babba Ali and Ace Romero hit Dave Anderson with a double back elbow. Ace Romero leaves the ring.
Babba Ali uses a fist to the midsection on Dave Anderson. Babba Ali hits a Discus lariat on Dave Anderson. Babba Ali is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ace Romero enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Babba Ali and Ace Romero whip Dave Anderson into the ropes. Babba Ali and Ace Romero hit Dave Anderson with a double back elbow. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Natural Disasters just laid out Dave Anderson with that massive double back elbow!!! Dave needs to tag out to his brother asap!!!
[ Babba Ali and Ace Romero whip Dave Anderson into the ropes. They attempt to hit Dave Anderson with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Dave Anderson hits them with a double clothesline. Ace Romero leaves the ring. Dave Anderson goes for a back elbow, but Babba Ali ducks out of the way. Babba Ali tags out to Ace Romero. Ace Romero and Babba Ali hit Dave Anderson with a double DDT. Babba Ali leaves the ring. Ace Romero attempts a dropkick, but Dave Anderson steps out of the way. The crowd is starting to get behind Dave Anderson. Dave Anderson tags out to Jake Anderson. Babba Ali enters the ring and lays out Dave Anderson. Ace Romero and Babba Ali whip Jake Anderson into the ropes. They hit Jake Anderson with a double kick to the midsection. Babba Ali leaves the ring. Ace Romero hits a back fist on Jake Anderson. Ace Romero tags out to Babba Ali. Babba Ali sends Jake Anderson into the turnbuckle. Babba Ali hits a gutwrench suplex on Jake Anderson. Babba Ali tries the Discus Punch, but Jake Anderson blocks it. Jake Anderson executes a spear against Babba Ali. The crowd is cheering on Jake Anderson. Jake Anderson punches Babba Ali. Jake Anderson whips Babba Ali into the ropes. Jake Anderson executes a fist to the midsection against Babba Ali. Jake Anderson tries a diving elbowsmash, but Babba Ali counters it with a faceslam. Babba Ali hits a clothesline on Jake Anderson. Babba Ali runs into the ropes. Babba Ali hits a clothesline on Jake Anderson. Ace Romero enters the ring to make it two-on-one.]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If the Golden BoyZ don’t find a way to slow the Natural Disasters down it’s going to be a short fucking night!!!
[ Babba Ali and Ace Romero whip Jake Anderson into the ropes. They attempt to hit Jake Anderson with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Jake Anderson hits them with a double clothesline. Ace Romero leaves the ring. Jake Anderson hits a spear on Babba Ali. Jake Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jake Anderson locks Babba Ali in an arm grapevine. Babba Ali is struggling to reach the ropes. Babba Ali reaches the ropes. Jake Anderson tries a running knee strike, but Babba Ali ducks out of the way. Babba Ali tags out to Ace Romero. Ace Romero and Babba Ali whip Jake Anderson into the ropes. They hit Jake Anderson with a double kick to the midsection. Babba Ali leaves the ring. Ace Romero whips Jake Anderson into the ropes. Ace Romero hits Jake Anderson with a backdrop. Ace Romero executes a headbutt against Jake Anderson. Ace Romero attempts an eye gouge, but Jake Anderson blocks it. Jake Anderson runs into the ropes. Ace Romero and Jake Anderson get hit with a double clothesline. Ace Romero executes a back elbow against Jake Anderson. Ace Romero hits an eye gouge on Jake Anderson. Ace Romero hits a brain buster on Jake Anderson. Ace Romero nails Jake Anderson with an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Jake’s in a world of shit!!! That exploder suplex into the turnbuckles nearly folded him in half!!!
[ Ace Romero nails Jake Anderson with a gutwrench suplex. Ace Romero goes for an eye gouge, but Jake Anderson blocks it. Jake Anderson hits a Discus lariat on Ace Romero. Jake Anderson whips Ace Romero into the ropes. Jake Anderson hits Ace Romero with a clothesline. Jake Anderson puts Ace Romero in a forearm choke. Joey Jiles warns Jake Anderson to let go as he counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he finally let’s go. Jake Anderson tags out to Dave Anderson. Babba Ali enters the ring and throws Jake Anderson out of the ring. Babba Ali leaves the ring. Ace Romero performs a brain buster against Dave Anderson. Ace Romero is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ace Romero nails Dave Anderson with a pumphandle backbreaker. Dave Anderson gets to his feet and whips Ace Romero into the ropes. Dave Anderson hits Ace Romero with a kick. Dave Anderson nails Ace Romero with the Curb Stomp. Dave Anderson uses an armbar takedown on Ace Romero. Dave Anderson uses a chop on Ace Romero. Dave Anderson performs a diving elbowsmash against Ace Romero. A small "Dave Anderson" chant is being started. Dave Anderson hits a DDT on Ace Romero. Dave Anderson gets a sleeperhold on Ace Romero. Ace Romero breaks the hold with a jawbreaker. Ace Romero runs into the ropes. Dave Anderson executes a slap against Ace Romero. Dave Anderson uses a duck-down move on Ace Romero. Dave Anderson tries to take Ace Romero down with a DDT, but Ace Romero throws him off sending Dave flying. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What raw power behind the three hundred- and seventy-pound Ace Romero!!!
[ Ace Romero punches Dave Anderson. Dave Anderson kicks Ace Romero. The crowd is really behind Dave Anderson. Dave Anderson chops Ace Romero. Dave Anderson attempts a clothesline, but Ace Romero ducks out of the way. Ace Romero attempts a European uppercut, but Dave Anderson ducks out of the way. Dave Anderson nails a fist to the midsection against Ace Romero. Dave Anderson takes Ace Romero down with an armbar takedown. There are lots of chants for Dave Anderson. Dave Anderson gets a boot choke on Ace Romero. Joey Jiles warns Dave Anderson to let go. Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Reverend Azazel hits Dave Anderson with his demonic walking cane!!! Joey Jiles sees Azazel’s actions and disqualifies the Natural Disasters!!! Jake rolls into the ring and goes after Azazel, but Babba pulls Azazel out of the way and they escape up the ramp. ]
Time of match: 0:09:13
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Golden BoyZ!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Golden BoyZ needed that win tonight, and what a tough win it was against a much bigger team. This win has to propel them back to the top of the rankings!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Lynch Mob is going to be tough to overcome in the standings as they sit in the number one spot with five wins.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, I am hearing that DDP is backstage with Cindy Meyers. Let’s go to the back and listen in.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to DDP and Thunder Rosa. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, you’ve asked for this time to clear up the Women’s World Tag Team title picture at Eve of Destruction? The floor is yours.
[ Page looks at Thunder Rosa with a concerned look on his face. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Where’s your tag team partner? Where’s Holidead?
[ Thunder Rosa really has no idea. ]
Thunder Rosa – I… I don’t know. I’ve been trying to text her all day, but she’s not answering me.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – That’s fine. You can tell her the good news when you finally get ahold of her. So, after Caged Heat lost there match last week; they are no longer the number one contender. That leaves an opening in the title match at Eve of Destruction. After some meditation, I have decided to grant the Twisted SisterZ that title shot.
[ Thunder Rosa runs off excited looking for Holidead when Salena and Caged Heat storm onto the set pissed off. ]
Salena – This is bullshit and you know it!! My team deserves that shot at the tag titles and you’re intentionally screwing them over!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – I’m not doing anything. It was your team that took out a referee last week!! It was your team that made the stipulation that if you lost you wouldn’t get the title shot at the pay per view.
Salena – I know what the stipulation said, but…
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You lost the match, the title shot goes to the Twisted SisterZ!! Your team wants a title shot, try winning a match and earn it!!!
[ DDP walks off leaving a very pissed off Salena and her tag team standing there fuming. The show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge announcement regarding the Women’s World Tag Team title match at Eve of Destruction in just six days!!! It’s now going to be the Women’s World Tag Team Champions Medusa Complex taking on the new number one contender in the Twisted SisterZ!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a match we are in stored for!!! The pay per view is nearly complete!! All we need to know now is who will Tito be facing in defense of his United States Heavyweight championship!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We are about to find out just that Chris!!! If Caristico wins tonight, he will get his title match in just six nights!!! Let’s go back to the ring!!!
Tito Escobar © vs Caristico (if Caristico wins he gets a title shot at the ppv)
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 180 lbs., he is “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico has to be pumped that he was granted this match tonight. He nearly beat Tito at Day of Reckoning and if it wasn’t for Tito walking out on the match, we could have had a new champion.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – DDP laid down the law tonight. Los Vipers have been banned from ringside and it’s going to be Tito against Caristico man on man, not group warfare!!! As fair a fight as we are going to get out of Tito!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 198 lbs.; he is the current and reigning United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. The United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar struts out all cocky with his Mexican Heavyweight championship around his waist. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes with a cocky ass smile on his face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here he is. The egotistical champion that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He may be right. He comes into this match with the second-best record in the men’s division today at six and two. Only Prophet has an equal record and Stone has a better record. Now that deserves bragging rights.
[ They lock up. Tito Escobar performs a duck-down move against Caristico. Tito Escobar performs a cradle piledriver against Caristico. Quite a few boos are audible. Tito Escobar gets an arm grapevine on Caristico. Caristico grabs the ropes. Tito Escobar goes for a back elbow, but Caristico ducks out of the way. Caristico hits a cradle suplex on Tito Escobar. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles. A small "Caristico" chant is being started. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a belly-to-belly suplex. Caristico tries a back elbow, but Tito Escobar ducks out of the way. Tito Escobar uses an Exploder suplex on Caristico. Tito Escobar uses a forearm smash on Caristico. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Caristico attempts a bodyslam, but Tito Escobar counters it with a front facelock.
Caristico manages to grab the ropes after being locked up. Tito Escobar tries a hangman rolling cutter, but Caristico counters it with a facerake. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the turnbuckle. Caristico puts Tito Escobar in a choke against the ropes. Todd Sinclair warns Caristico to let go as he counts …1 …2 …3 …and he lets go. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the turnbuckle, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Tito Escobar charges into the corner, but Caristico moves out of the way. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles. Caristico goes for a boot choke, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar hits Caristico. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. The crowd is cheering on Caristico.
Tito Escobar chops Caristico. Caristico hits Tito Escobar. The crowd is cheering on Caristico. Tito Escobar kicks Caristico.
The crowd is booing Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar misses with a shoulderblock. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a kick. Caristico uses a slap on Tito Escobar. Caristico gets a choke against the ropes on Tito Escobar. Todd Sinclair warns Caristico to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and he lets go. Caristico attempts a Cradle DDT, but Tito Escobar counters it with a small package as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Quick thinking by the champion to roll Caristico up in that small package!!!
[ Tito Escobar executes a fallaway slam against Caristico. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Tito Escobar uses a brain buster on Caristico. Tito Escobar locks Caristico in a Boston crab. Caristico is inching his way towards the ropes.
Caristico tries to fight the pain. Caristico is inching his way towards the ropes. Caristico reaches the ropes. Tito Escobar attempts a mounted punch, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico executes a slap against Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the turnbuckle. Caristico charges into the corner. Caristico uses a Discus lariat on Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a release German suplex on Tito Escobar. A small "Caristico" chant is being started. Caristico throws Tito Escobar into the turnbuckle. Caristico charges into the corner, but Tito Escobar lifts his leg. Tito Escobar hits a tiger driver on Caristico and goes for the pin as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A second pin attempt by the champion tonight. Caristico has to put together some offense to keep Tito on his heels!!!
[ Tito Escobar attempts a Shining Wizard, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico performs an uppercut against Tito Escobar.
Caristico uses a bridging Exploder suplex on Tito Escobar for the win as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caristico nearly won it right there with that exploder suplex!!!
[ Caristico uses a snap dragon suplex on Tito Escobar into a cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Tito just gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Caristico is feeling it now as he whips the champ around like a rag doll!!!
[ Tito Escobar springs to his feet. Tito Escobar executes a diving elbowdrop against Caristico. Tito Escobar takes Caristico down with a fallaway slam. Tito Escobar hits a duck-down move on Caristico. Tito Escobar tries a Shining Wizard, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico goes for a hair pull, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar performs the Pele kick against Caristico. Tito Escobar kicks Caristico. The crowd is booing Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar chops Caristico.
Tito Escobar kicks Caristico. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. The crowd is starting to get behind Caristico. Tito Escobar hits Caristico. Tito Escobar chops Caristico. Tito Escobar is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Tito Escobar performs a back elbow against Caristico. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the turnbuckle. Tito Escobar hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a chop against Caristico. Tito Escobar performs a cradle piledriver against Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a hiptoss against Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a chop against Caristico. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar goes for a clothesline, but Caristico counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Tito Escobar is valiantly trying to break the hold. Caristico lets go. Caristico performs a spear against Tito Escobar. Caristico performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Tito Escobar. Caristico uses a running knee strike on Tito Escobar. Caristico goes for a cradle suplex, but Tito Escobar counters it with an elbowsmash. Tito Escobar hits a superkick on Caristico. Tito Escobar tries an enzuigiri, but Caristico steps out of the way. Caristico executes a back elbow against Tito Escobar. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with the Curb Stomp. Caristico attempts a go-behind, but Tito Escobar counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Caristico is valiantly trying to break the hold. Caristico is inching his way towards the ropes. Caristico makes it to the ropes. Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits a back heel kick on Caristico. Tito Escobar kicks Caristico. Caristico chops Tito Escobar. Caristico puts Tito Escobar in a choke against the ropes. Todd Sinclair warns Caristico to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Caristico lets go. Todd Sinclair threatens Caristico with disqualification. Caristico executes a bodyslam against Tito Escobar. Caristico is going for the cover as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …and Tito gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a back and forth match we are witnessing as both men are unloading everything in their arsenal against one another!!!
[ Caristico runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar goes for a bulldog, but Caristico throws him off. Caristico nails Tito Escobar with a spear. There are lots of chants for Caristico. Caristico performs a gutbuster against Tito Escobar. Caristico throws Tito Escobar out of the ring. Tito Escobar hangs on to the top rope. Tito Escobar pulls himself back in. Tito Escobar uses a running shoulderblock on Caristico. Tito Escobar locks Caristico in a Boston crab. Caristico is struggling to reach the ropes. Caristico tries to escape the hold. Caristico makes it to the ropes. Tito Escobar nails Caristico with a shooting star press as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Caristico kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Once again the champion has taken control of the match!!!
[ Tito Escobar runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a clothesline. Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes. Caristico goes for a running knee strike, but Tito Escobar ducks out of the way. Tito Escobar hits a cradle piledriver on Caristico. The crowd is vociferously booing Tito Escobar. Caristico springs to his feet. Caristico executes a cradle suplex against Tito Escobar. Caristico has the crowd going wild. Caristico executes an eye gouge against Tito Escobar. Caristico executes a bridging Exploder suplex against Tito Escobar as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Tito gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The crowd is fully behind Caristico as he unloads on Tito!!!
[ Caristico locks Tito Escobar in a forearm choke. Todd Sinclair warns Caristico to let go. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Caristico lets go. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Tito Escobar misses with a shoulderblock. Tito Escobar and Caristico get hit with a double clothesline. Tito Escobar attempts a fallaway slam, but Caristico counters it with a forearm smash. Caristico hits a fist to the midsection against Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes, but Tito Escobar reverses it. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a kick. Caristico runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits an armbar takedown on Caristico. Tito Escobar is being booed out of the building. Tito Escobar covers Caristico as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Caristico gets his shoulder up. Tito looks down at Caristico with a smug smile knowing that it’s just a matter of time before he ends this!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And there’s the look of a man that knows it’s just about over!!!
[ Tito Escobar whips Caristico into the ropes. Caristico goes for the Alamo (a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors off the ropes transitioned into a single arm DDT), but Tito Escobar counters it with a legsweep. The crowd is vociferously booing Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar executes a backbreaker against Caristico. Tito Escobar hits an Exploder suplex into the turnbuckles on Caristico. Tito Escobar kicks Caristico. Tito Escobar punches Caristico. Caristico kicks Tito Escobar. The crowd is going crazy. Caristico punches Tito Escobar. The chants for Caristico are deafening. Tito Escobar punches Caristico. Caristico kicks Tito Escobar. The crowd is behind Caristico all the way. Tito Escobar hits Caristico. Caristico hits Tito Escobar. The chants for Caristico are deafening. Tito Escobar punches Caristico. The crowd is vociferously booing Tito Escobar. Tito Escobar hits a back elbow on Caristico. Tito Escobar attempts an enzuigiri, but Caristico steps out of the way. Caristico runs into the ropes. Caristico hits Tito Escobar with a kick. Caristico performs a Discus lariat against Tito Escobar. Caristico whips Tito Escobar into the ropes. Tito Escobar hits Caristico with a shoulderblock. Tito Escobar executes an armbar takedown against Caristico. Tito Escobar executes a diving elbowdrop against Caristico. Tito Escobar tries a shooting star press, but Caristico blocks it. Caristico attempts an atomic drop, but Tito Escobar blocks it. Tito Escobar uses a chop on Caristico. Tito Escobar performs a spin kick against Caristico. Tito Escobar goes for a flying cross body press, but Caristico rolls through with the move. Caristico rolls up Tito as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Tito kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These guys are unloading fucking hell on one another!!! At the end of the night, they both are going to know they’ve been through fucking hell out there!!!
[ Caristico runs into the ropes. Tito Escobar performs a Spanish Fly against Caristico. Tito Escobar is being booed out of the building. Tito Escobar covers Caristico as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Caristico barely gets his shoulder up. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That took everything he had to kick out of that!!! There can’t be much left in the tank!!!
[ Tito Escobar waits for Caristico to get up and he hits the Red Angel (second rope Tequila Sunrise) on Caristico and then covers him as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Caristico drapes his foot on the bottom rope!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caristico didn’t have the strength to kick out, but he sure as fuck knew where the ropes were. What a match we are witnessing tonight!!!
[ Tito Escobar smiles as he gets to his feet. He again climbs the ropes waiting for Caristico to stumble to his feet and he nails the Red Angel (second rope Tequila Sunrise) on Caristico one last time. Tito covers him as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:17:26
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tito Escobar!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – My God what a match!!! Tito Escobar walked away with the win crushing Caristico’s opportunity to challenge him for the United States Heavyweight title at the pay per view.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Who’s it going to be now? We are only six nights away from Eve of Destruction and we still have no clue who Tito is going to face!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am getting word that Cindy is standing by with the Gold Standard!!! Let’s go to the back and listen in!!!
[ The cameras cut to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing next to the World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Stone and the World Tag Team Champions the Guerillas of Destiny. ]
Cindy Meyers – Gentlemen, tonight you have a huge six-man tag team match just six nights out from Eve of Destruction where you will all defend your World titles, but if I may… where is Amber Nova? She doesn’t seem to be with…
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Listen, you don’t worry yourself about where Amber is. I assure you that she’s preparing for her match against that face painted freak Bloody Mary and she has full intentions to bring the Women’s World title back to the Gold Standard!!!
Cindy Meyers – Ok, switching gears; like I said tonight you have a huge six-man tag team match against your opponents at Eve of Destruction. Guerillas, you will face the Chain Gang and they are determined to take the World Tag Team titles off of you.
Tanga Loa – Does it look like we’re afraid of a couple of street thugs? There’s a reason why this is their first title shot in what… four months?
Tama Tonga – It’s because you’re not that damn good!!! The Golden BoyZ learned that!!! The Lynch Mob learned that!! Now you two think you can step into our world and beat us? Boys, it’s going to take more than that two-dollar tramp Salena to take your asses to the pay window!!!
Cindy Meyers – Alexander, this match between you and Prophet for the World Heavyweight title is one of the most anticipated matches…
[ Stone puts his hand up in her face. ]
The World Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Stop… stop right there. If you’re going to tell me one more time, how every single wrestling mark out there; or every internet geek sitting behind their keyboards who can’t wait to see this huge match between Prophet and I, I am going to fucking throw up!!! Now you listen to me and listen to me well. I don’t know how much more I can prove myself to the people that run this fucking federation… to all the people that write the dirt sheets out there… and to all the fan boys that read that shit… Prophet is going to go down the same God damn path that Caristico did… that Chandler Hopkins did… that Arik Cannon did and for Christ sakes that Tank did!!! What makes anyone believe that he’s got any fucking chance of beating me? Why, because he’s the face and I’m the heel? Let’s me make this perfectly clear. This isn’t some God damn Efed with people booking fantasy matches while they eat pizza and drink beer until four in the morning getting fat and lazy behind their computers!!! No, no, no people. This is going to end only one way and that’s with me standing over his broken and beaten body with the World Heavyweight Championship belt around my waist!!! My belt is coming home with me and there’s nothing short of me getting run over by a friggen bus that Prophet can do about it!!!
[ Stone and the Guerillas of Destiny storm off the set as the show swings back to Mike and Chris at the broadcast table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – To say that Stone isn’t focused is a monumental understatement. And he’s right. No matter what he does, or what he says; people can’t wait to see him lose the title.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I know I can’t wait to see him drop it. I’m not sure if Prophet is the guy that’s going to do it, but as Stone cuts a bloody swath through the roster it’s getting pretty slim right now. Who has a better chance if not Prophet? Maybe Tito Escobar? But after that who?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s a great question. We will have to wait and see, but it’s time now for our next match of the evening as Solo Darling tries to build on her big win over Malia Hosaka as she takes on Havok!!! Let’s go back to the ring for more great women’s action!!!
Havok vs Solo Darling
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!! Making her way to the ring, and being accompanied by her manager Reverend Azazel, she weighs in at 122 lbs., Solo Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Christina walks out on stage with her manager Reverend Azazel. Together they make their way down to the ring where she climbs in with a serious and determined look on her face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Ever since Solo sided with Reverend Azazel, she’s been a new woman. I would hate to give that asshole any credit, but it seems that he did do her some justice.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would like to think that she could have done this without him, but you cannot deny that whatever he’s done for her, it’s working.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 264 lbs.; she is Havok!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as Havok makes her way down to the ring. ]
[ Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring as a chorus of boos ring down on her as she soaks it all in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Last week we all learned that Havok and Maria Manic have been dealing together for weeks and Havok feels that it’s time she cashed in on her side of the agreement. Will Maria come through and help her get what she wants?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What I’ve learned in my time in this business is that you can’t trust anyone. Even your best friend would step on you to get a title shot!!!
[ Solo Darling attacks Havok before the bell. Solo Darling goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Havok steps out of the way.
Havok tries the Phoenix Splash, but Solo Darling gets her knees up. Solo Darling nails Havok with a roundhouse kick. Solo Darling tries a twisting somersault splash, but Havok rolls out of the way. Havok executes a Russian legsweep against Solo Darling. Havok runs into the ropes. Solo Darling misses with an elbow. Solo Darling uses a jumping front kick on Havok. Solo Darling locks Havok in an ankle lock. Havok inches her way towards the ropes. Solo Darling runs into the ropes. Havok uses a superkick on Solo Darling. Havok is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Havok covers Solo Darling and tries to pull the tights as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …but she sees it and stops the count. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a massive superkick that nearly knocked Solo’s teeth out!!!
[ Yali Sapphire threatens Havok with disqualification. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes. Solo Darling uses a clothesline on Havok. Solo Darling uses a springboard armdrag on Havok. Solo Darling executes a springboard bulldog against Havok. A portion of the crowd is booing Solo Darling. Solo Darling hits a fist to the midsection on Havok. Solo Darling performs an enzuigiri against Havok. Solo Darling is starting to get more cheers than boos. Solo Darling hits her own superkick on Havok. Solo Darling is going for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s an eye for an eye and a superkick for a superkick!!! Someone ask Havok how Solo’s boots taste!!!
[ Suddenly, Maria Manic marches down to ringside with a serious look on her face. ]
[ Both women wonder what she is doing down here. Is she on Havok’s side… or Solo’s? Solo Darling nails Havok with a springboard bulldog. Solo Darling hits a jumping front kick on Havok. Solo Darling performs a corkscrew legdrop against Havok. Solo Darling attempts a springboard bulldog, but Havok steps out of the way. A portion of the crowd is cheering Havok. Havok executes a superkick against Solo Darling. Havok nails Solo Darling with a ripcord cutter. Havok hits a diving elbowdrop on Solo Darling. Havok executes a chop against Solo Darling. Havok sends Solo Darling into the turnbuckle. Havok attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Solo Darling counters it with an elbowsmash. Solo Darling performs a high knee against Havok. Solo Darling performs a frog splash against Havok as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Just when Havok thinks she has the smaller Solo darling where she wants her, Solo counters with her quickness!!!
[ Solo Darling uses a fist to the midsection on Havok. Solo Darling executes a dropkick from the second rope against Havok. Solo Darling attempts a Russian legsweep, but Havok counters it with an elbowsmash. Havok executes a legsweep against Solo Darling. Havok uses a slingshot on Solo Darling. Havok uses a monkey flip on Solo Darling.
Havok nails Solo Darling with a ripcord cutter. Havok attempts a high knee, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way.
Solo Darling hits Havok. Solo Darling seemingly enjoys the boos as she encourages the crowd to boo more. Havok kicks Solo Darling. Havok is starting to get more cheers than boos. Havok chops Solo Darling. Havok goes for a corner forearm smash, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling executes a fist to the midsection against Havok. Solo Darling kicks Havok. Solo Darling hits a corner forearm smash on Havok. Solo Darling tries a dropkick, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok performs a standing moonsault against Solo Darling as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Solo kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful standing moonsault by the much larger Havok!!! Solo is going to feel that in the morning!!!
[ Havok tries a Texas Cloverleaf, but Solo Darling counters it with a small package rollup as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What is wrong with Havok? She out weighs Solo by over a hundred and forty pounds!!! She needs to start using that weight to her advantage!!! Solo is just quicker tonight!!!
[ Solo Darling goes for a springboard armdrag, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok tries a Russian legsweep, but Solo Darling counters it with an elbowsmash. Solo Darling tries a clothesline, but Havok counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. Solo Darling is struggling to reach the ropes. Solo Darling tries to fight the pain. Solo Darling is inching her way towards the ropes. Solo Darling finally makes it to the ropes. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes, but Solo Darling reverses it. Solo Darling misses with a clothesline. Solo Darling hits Havok with a clothesline. Solo Darling runs into the ropes. Havok executes a spinning backbreaker against Solo Darling. Havok attempts a huracanrana from the second rope, but Solo Darling counters it with a sit down power bomb as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Havok gets her shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell is that fat ass Havok trying to prove? She’s not some God damn luchador for fucks sakes!!!
[ Solo Darling throws Havok out of the ring. Havok hangs on to the top rope. Solo Darling notices Havok hanging on and breaks Havok's grip. Solo Darling throws Havok into the turnbuckle, but Havok reverses it. Havok executes a dropkick from the second rope against Solo Darling. Havok runs into the ropes and Maria Manic trips Havok up. Yali Sapphire threatens Solo Darling with disqualification due to Maria’s actions. Yali Sapphire warns Maria Manic that she will ban her from ringside if she does that shit again. Havok runs into the ropes. Solo Darling uses a bulldog on Havok. Solo Darling throws Havok out of the ring and follows her through the ropes. Reverend Azazel comes from behind, but Havok nails him with a stiff elbow. Maria Manic comes from behind and distracts Havok and an argument ensues. Solo Darling nails a bulldog on Havok. Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Solo Darling hits a jumping front kick on Havok. …3 …4 …and Solo Darling throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Solo Darling hits a chop on Havok. …5 …6 …Solo Darling throws Havok into the steel guardrail. Solo Darling throws Havok back into the ring. Solo Darling attempts an enzuigiri, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok goes for a high knee, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling uses a fist to the midsection on Havok. Solo Darling attempts an arm twist ropewalk chop, but Havok counters it with a kneelift. Havok hits a dropkick on Solo Darling and she collides with Yali Sapphire. Havok goes for the Meteora, but Reverend Azazel shoves her off the turnbuckle. A portion of the crowd is cheering Havok. Solo Darling tries a clothesline, but Havok counters it with a Fujiwara armbar. There is no referee there to ask Solo Darling if she quits. Joey Jiles comes running down to the ring. Solo Darling reaches the ropes. Havok runs into the ropes. Solo Darling hits Havok with a kick. Solo Darling tries a corkscrew legdrop, but Havok moves out of the way. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes, but Solo Darling reverses it. Solo Darling misses with a clothesline. Havok attempts a high knee, but Solo Darling ducks out of the way. Solo Darling nails Havok with a rolling cutter. Solo Darling acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Solo Darling performs a corner forearm smash against Havok. Solo Darling performs a fist to the midsection against Havok. Solo Darling attempts a dropkick from the second rope, but Havok steps out of the way. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes, but Solo Darling reverses it. Havok hits a springboard spear on Solo Darling. Maria Manic throws Solo Darling a steel chair, but the referee intercepts it. As Havok screams at Maria Manic, Solo Darling hits her with the Tail Spin (a fisherman’s neck-breaker) as Joey Jiles counts …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and Havok puts her foot in the ropes... ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If there’s any question as to what Maria is doing out here now it should be plain as fucking day!!! She’s trying to fuck over Havok!!!
[ Solo Darling uses a superkick on Havok. Solo Darling executes a European uppercut against Havok. Solo Darling executes a fist to the midsection against Havok. Solo Darling tries a springboard bulldog, but Havok steps out of the way.
Havok hits an arm twist ropewalk chop on Solo Darling. Havok throws Solo Darling out of the ring. Solo Darling hangs on to the top rope. Solo Darling pulls herself back in. Solo Darling runs into the ropes. Havok hits Solo Darling with a clothesline. Solo Darling falls out of the ring as Havok follows outside. Reverend Azazel comes from behind and distracts Havok. Solo Darling uses a rolling cutter on Havok. Solo Darling throws Havok back into the ring. Solo Darling runs into the ropes. Solo Darling hits Havok with a kick. Solo Darling performs a chop against Havok. Solo Darling hits a ripcord cutter on Havok. Solo Darling whips Havok into the ropes. Havok hits Solo Darling with an elbow. Havok throws Solo Darling into the turnbuckle, but Solo Darling reverses it. Solo Darling whips Havok into the ropes, but Havok reverses it. Solo Darling and Havok get hit with a double clothesline. Solo Darling whips Havok into the ropes. Solo Darling goes for a bulldog, but Havok throws her off. Havok attempts a roundhouse kick, but Solo Darling blocks it. Solo Darling hits a DDT on Havok. Solo Darling goes for a roundhouse kick, but Havok blocks it. Havok sends Solo Darling into the turnbuckle, but Solo Darling reverses it. Havok comes back and rocks Solo Darling with a clothesline. Havok throws Solo Darling into the turnbuckle, but Solo Darling reverses it. Solo Darling runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Havok moves out of the way. Havok whips Solo Darling into the ropes. Havok uses a fist to the midsection on Solo Darling. Havok locks Solo Darling in a sleeperhold. Solo Darling is valiantly trying to break the hold as she reaches the ropes and Havok lets go. Havok nails Solo Darling with an Asai moonsault as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …and Solo kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I really thought she had her with the sleeperhold!!! Solo is fighting for her life out there!!!
[ Havok complains about a slow count as she sees Maria Manic climb up onto the ring apron. Solo Darling hits a knee to the back on Havok and Havok bashes heads with Maria knocking her shitless. Maria crashes to the floor as Havok stumbles back into the ring. Solo Darling hits the Tail Spin (a fisherman’s neck-breaker) on Havok and goes for the pin as Yali Sapphire counts …1 …2 …3!!! ]
Time of match: 0:14:25
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Solo Darling!!!
[ Havok lays in the ring dazed and confused as Maria climbs into the ring with microphone in hand. ]
“The Maneater” Maria Manic – You better clean your ears out bitch and listen to me!!! I don’t owe you a damn thing!!! This deal we had… it’s over you hear me? It’s over!!! It was always about what I wanted and it had nothing to do with you or what you wanted!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s start off with Solo Darling winning another match tonight. Beating Havok should shoot her right up the charts, but what about Havok? There’s no doubt that if she’s trying to climb the ranks and be a top contender, she better stop losing to people like Solo and focus on winning. This back-and-forth bullshit between Havok, Maria and Amber is not getting any of them anywhere except to the bottom of the charts!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree with you more partner. Thanks to the assist of Maria Manic Solo Darling should break into the top five deserving of it or not!!! But what the hell is going on between Maria and Havok? One night they are scheming together and the next night they are at each other’s throats?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m at a loss for words on that one. You can say that there’s no honor amongst thieves I guess when they both want what Bloody Mary has. Chris, while the match was going on our cameras caught up with the Cartel and Holidead backstage. Let’s listen in and see what happened.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows the United States Heavyweight Champion Tito Escobar, Los Vipers, and Holidead celebrating in the back as they head toward the exit of the building and toward their waiting limo. ]
[ As they walk out of the building, Thunder Rosa rushes out and grabs her friend and tag team partner by the hand just before she climbs into the limo with the Cartel. ]
Thunder Rosa – Camile!!! Camile, where are you going?
[ Tito steps in with a cocky smile and interrupts Thunder Rosa. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – You don’t worry about her. She’s in good hands.
Thunder Rosa – That’s what I’m afraid of. Camile, you missed the meeting with DDP. He awarded us a World Tag Team title shot at the pay per view!!! We have to get ready. We only have six…
[ Tito opens the limo door and Los Vipers climb in. ]
The United States Heavyweight Champion “Relentless” Tito Escobar – Are you coming or not?
[ Holidead looks at Tito and then back at Thunder Rosa. ]
Holidead – I’ll call you tomorrow.
[ And Holidead climbs into the limo and it speeds away from the arena. Thunder Rosa runs her fingers through her dark hair discouraged. ]
Thunder Rosa – Son of a bitch!!!
[ The videotron shuts down as the show goes back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There’s no fucking doubt in my mind that Tito is influencing Holidead and that’s not a good thing if these two women are going to be on the same page going into their huge pay per view match in just six nights.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Medusa Complex can sense any weaknesses in the Twisted SisterZ they will exploit it and this is a huge fucking crack in their foundation!!! You can be damn well assured that Medusa Complex saw the same fucking thing we just saw.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Women’s World Tag Team match against Medusa Complex is going to be an uphill battle as it is, but the Twisted SisterZ don’t need the deck stacked against them!!! Chris, it’s time for singles action as the Russian Bear Boris Drago makes his long-awaited return to the ring after a brutal knee injury. Let’s join Harvey in the ring.
Joey Ryan vs Boris Drago
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring accompanied by the Koloff Dynasty and weighing in at 245 lbs., “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago!!
[ The fans don’t know what to make of this guy as “Far from the start” by Timati and L’One plays as the Russian monster walks out on stage with his two henchmen by his side. Together, they storm down to the ring and climb in to the boos from the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Boris Drago looks to be in great shape after being on the shelf for eight weeks with that knee injury.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He does look to be in great shape, but it helps having the Koloff Dynasty in your back pocket.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent! Making his way to the ring being accompanied by “Cotton Candy” Katie Forbes and weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan and Katie Forbes struts out on stage to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women before climbing into the ring and posing on the ropes as Katie shows off her big ass to the fans in the front row. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And here’s the part time porn star and part time wrestler Joey Ryan alongside his new BFF Katie Forbes.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It didn’t take Joey long to rebound from the loss of Spice and find a new hole to put it in.
[ They lock up. Boris Drago performs a lariat against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago catches Joey Ryan in an arm grapevine.
Joey Ryan gets ahold of the ropes. Boris Drago hits an atomic drop on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Boris Drago chops Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan punches Boris Drago. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Boris Drago takes Joey Ryan down with an armdrag takedown. Boris Drago nails Joey Ryan with a backbreaker. Boris Drago hits a fist to the midsection on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago drags Joey to his feet with a hair pull. Boris Drago gets a sleeperhold on Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan is inching his way towards the ropes. Joey Ryan reaches the ropes to break the hold. Boris Drago uses a back fist on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits an eye gouge on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago executes a clothesline against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago nails Joey Ryan with a pumphandle backbreaker. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Boris Drago and a few others cheering him. Boris Drago executes a kick to the midsection against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago goes for the Iron Curtain (A full nelson submission), but Joey Ryan blocks it. Boris Drago whips Joey Ryan into the ropes. Aleksandre Koloff pulls down the top rope and Joey crashes to the floor. Ken Peterson threatens Boris Drago with disqualification. Boris Drago goes through the ropes to the floor. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Boris Drago shoves Joey Ryan into the steel guardrail. …3 …4 …and Boris Drago rolls Joey Ryan back in under the bottom rope. Boris Drago performs a fist to the midsection against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago tries a gutwrench suplex, but Joey Ryan counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Boris Drago counters it with a sunset flip for the pin as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Joey kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge counter by the Russian Bear into that sunset flip!!! Joey must be wondering what the fuck he’s got to do keep this guy down!!!
[ Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. A few fans are booing Joey Ryan, while a few others are cheering him. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Joey Ryan tries a Discus lariat, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago uses a European uppercut on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago performs a belly-to-back suplex against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago tries a Discus lariat, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan goes for a chokehold, but Boris Drago counters it with a kick to the midsection. Boris Drago goes for the Iron Curtain (A full nelson submission), but Joey Ryan counters it with an elbowsmash. Joey Ryan uses a punch on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan goes for a headbutt, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago kicks Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Joey Ryan executes a belly-to-back suplex against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a headbutt on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a headbutt on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan executes a back elbow against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan sends Boris Drago into the turnbuckle. Joey Ryan runs shoulder-first into the corner. Joey Ryan uses a European uppercut on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan throws Boris Drago into the turnbuckle. Joey Ryan takes Boris Drago down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Joey Ryan tries an uppercut, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago goes for a punch, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan nails Boris Drago with a lariat. Joey Ryan hits a headbutt on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a back fist on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan punches Boris Drago. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Joey Ryan is met with a "Joey Ryan sucks" chant. Boris Drago kicks Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan chops Boris Drago. Joey Ryan kicks Boris Drago. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits a clothesline on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago performs a headbutt against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago nails Joey Ryan with a takeover suplex. Boris Drago is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Joey gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Joey needs to watch out for the power game of Drago!!! The guy is a master of the suplex.
[ Boris Drago runs into the ropes. Joey Ryan misses with a clothesline. Joey Ryan hits Boris Drago with a kick. Joey Ryan puts Boris Drago in a chokehold. Ken Peterson warns Joey Ryan to let go. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Joey lets go at the last possible second. Joey Ryan face rakes Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a clothesline on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan covers Boris Drago as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Boris kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That clothesline rocked Drago right out of his boots!!! The longer this match goes the more it favors the lighter man. The less weight you carry around the longer you can endure a match like this.
[ Joey Ryan goes for a lariat, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago sends Joey Ryan into the turnbuckle. Boris Drago charges into the corner. Boris Drago locks Joey Ryan in a bearhug. Joey Ryan is struggling to reach the ropes. Boris Drago lets go. Boris Drago uses a DDT on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago attempts a waistlock takedown, but Joey Ryan counters it with an elbowsmash. Joey Ryan tries a backbreaker, but Boris Drago counters it with an elbowsmash. Boris Drago kicks Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Boris Drago is met with a "Just go home!!!" chant. Boris Drago punches Joey Ryan. Boris Drago performs an atomic drop against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago whips Joey Ryan into the ropes, but Joey Ryan reverses it. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan with a clothesline and Joey Ryan falls out of the ring. Boris Drago goes through the ropes after him. Boris Drago performs a back fist against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago drives Joey Ryan into the steel ringsteps. Boris Drago whips Joey Ryan into the steel guardrail. Boris Drago throws Joey Ryan into the steel ringpost. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …and "Cotton Candy" Katie Forbes comes from behind and distracts Boris Drago. Joey Ryan rolls back into the ring and Boris Drago follows him back in. Joey Ryan runs into the ropes. Joey Ryan hits Boris Drago with a kick. Joey Ryan runs into the ropes. Boris Drago tries a facerake, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan tries a chokehold, but Boris Drago counters it with a facerake. Boris Drago goes for an eye gouge, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan punches Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits Boris Drago. Joey Ryan whips Boris Drago into the ropes. Boris Drago misses with a kick. Boris Drago uses a lariat on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits an armdrag takedown on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago chops Joey Ryan. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan hits Boris Drago. Joey Ryan whips Boris Drago into the ropes, but Boris Drago reverses it. Joey Ryan hits a lariat on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan performs an Exploder suplex against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan attempts a hair pull, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago gets a chokehold on Joey Ryan. Ken Peterson warns Boris Drago to let go. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Boris lets go. Boris Drago performs a brain buster against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago goes for a lariat, but Joey Ryan counters it with a spinning backbreaker. Joey Ryan attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago whips Joey Ryan into the ropes. Boris Drago hits Joey Ryan with a kick. Boris Drago runs into the ropes. Joey Ryan goes for a hair pull, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago attempts a lariat, but Joey Ryan counters it with a spinning backbreaker. Joey Ryan performs an elbowdrop against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan hits a backbreaker on Boris Drago. Joey Ryan tries a backbreaker, but Boris Drago counters it with an elbowsmash. Boris Drago tries an atomic drop, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan nails Boris Drago with an Exploder suplex. Joey Ryan executes a backbreaker against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan covers Boris Drago as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Drago kicks out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful backbreaker by Joey Ryan almost ended the match right there!!! I’m shocked that Joey Ryan has not focused on the knee.
[ Joey Ryan executes an eye gouge against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan takes Boris Drago down with an Exploder suplex.
Joey Ryan performs a belly-to-belly suplex against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan performs an uppercut against Boris Drago.
Joey Ryan locks Boris Drago in a boot choke. Ken Peterson warns Joey Ryan to let go. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 7/8 …and Joey lets go again pushing the count to the limit. Joey Ryan locks Boris Drago in an arm grapevine. Boris Drago grabs the ropes. Joey Ryan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Boris Drago counters it with a backdrop. Boris Drago hits an uppercut on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago attempts an Exploder suplex, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan whips Boris Drago into the ropes. Boris Drago performs a clothesline against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan nails Boris Drago with a Discus lariat. Joey Ryan tries a kick to the midsection, but Boris Drago blocks it. Boris Drago performs a powerslam into the turnbuckles against Joey Ryan. Boris Drago pulls the tights as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and "Cotton Candy" Katie Forbes puts Joey Ryan's foot on the rope to save his ass. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Joey Ryan better be thankful for Katie Forbes being in the right fucking place at the right time or this match would be over!!!
[ Boris Drago goes for a choke against the ropes, but Joey Ryan blocks it. Joey Ryan performs a backbreaker against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan executes a gutwrench suplex against Boris Drago. Joey Ryan is going for the pin. Ken Peterson counts: One, two, shoulder up. Joey Ryan goes for a back fist, but Boris Drago ducks out of the way. Boris Drago hits a dropkick on Joey Ryan. Boris Drago locks Joey Ryan in an arm grapevine. Joey Ryan is struggling to reach the ropes. Joey Ryan grabs the ropes. Boris Drago locks in the Iron Curtain (A full nelson submission), on Joey Ryan. The crowd is going crazy as Joey Ryan struggling to get out of it. Joey Ryan is desperately trying to get to the ropes as Katie Forbes grabbing his hands trying to pull him to the ropes!!! Ken Peterson sees her and kicks her hands free from Joeys!!! Boris drags Joey to the center of the ring and he’s got him locked in tight!!! Ken Peterson checks on Joey raising his arm once… and it drops!!! Raises it twice… and it drops!!! Raises it a third time… and it’s over as it drops to the mat!!! ]
Time of match: 0:16:49
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by submission, Boris Drago!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge win tonight for Boris Drago getting him back in the win column!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, he needed that after being on the shelf for so long. But it sucks to be Joey Ryan as he now stumbles into the pay per view and has to face Bulk in a mixed tag match!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m getting word that Havok is backstage and she’s mightily pissed off looking for DDP!!! Let’s go to the back and watch.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows a very pissed off Havok storming the backstage area. She finally turns a corner and sees DDP talking to some backstage hands. ]
Jessika Havok – Page!!!
[ And DDP tries to ignore her acting like he didn’t hear her. ]
Jessika Havok – Page, we need to talk!!!
[ Page rolls his eyes. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – What is it now? I’m a little busy right.
Jessika Havok – I’m sick and tired of Maria Manic!! She not only used me, but she cost me my match tonight!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Yeah, so? In my opinion, you used each other. You both deserve each other and whatever bullshit you do to each other!!!
Jessika Havok – I don’t really care what you think!!! What I want from you is a match at the pay per view against her!!!
[ Page laughs at her. ]
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You want a match at the pay per view? Against Maria Manic?
Jessika Havok – That’s right, and I want it to be a Hardcore Hell match!!! I’m going to kill that bitch!!!
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – You can have your match, but please; no killing, alright!!!
[ The videotron shuts down as we swing back to Mike and Chris at the broadcast table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is un fucking real!!! Page just signed his tenth match for the pay per view and we still don’t know who Tito is going to face!!! This is going to be the biggest pay per view to date!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A Hardcore Hell match? What the hell can that entail?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’ve got no idea, but I think there will be plenty of weapons and a shit ton of blood!!! Buddy, it’s time to get back to the action as the Canadian Ninjas take on the Woke Queens!!! Harvey, take it away my friend!!!
Woke Queens vs Canadian Ninjas
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following tag team match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit!!! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 313 lbs, Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews; they are the Canadian Ninja’s!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts as “I like it heavy” by Halestorm rocks the building as Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews, better known as the Canadian Ninja’s walk down to the ring and climb in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I like this young team. The Canadian Ninjas are a nice young team that is doing everything they can to stay within striking distance of the Women’s World Tag Team titles!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If they win tonight, it will give them the same record as Twisted SisterZ and put them in the number three spot in the rankings!!! There will be no dodging them in that case!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents. Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 251 lbs., Debbie Kietel and Valkyrie; they are the Woke Queens!!!
[ The crowd pops as the Woke Queens strut down to the ring to the music of “See your hands” by Viceversah. The Woke Girls roll into the ring and they play to the fans snapping their fingers to the chants of “Woke Girls!! Woke Girls!!”
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Even though the Woke Queens possessed the Women’s World Tag Team titles, they have yet to win a match here in the Empire!!! Tonight, they look to snap that streak!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Pretty impressive run for a team that has yet to win a single match!!! And on-top of that, they are in a way responsible for Caged Heat losing their title literally to Medusa Complex at Day of Reckoning!!!
[ They lock up. Debbie Kietel executes a monkey flip against Portia Perez. Debbie Kietel nails Portia Perez with a twisting moonsault as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Perez kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Debbie Kietel comes right out of the gates swinging as she gets the quick as fuck pin on Portia Perez!!!
[ Debbie Kietel performs a superkick against Portia Perez. Debbie Kietel runs into the ropes. Debbie Kietel hits Portia Perez with an elbow. Debbie Kietel nails Portia Perez with another twisting moonsault as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Perez kicks out again. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Perez is rocked and we are only a minute or so into the match!!! She needs to get the tag to her partner!!!
[ Debbie Kietel whips Portia Perez into the ropes. Portia Perez and Debbie Kietel get hit with a double clothesline. Portia Perez tags out to Nicole Matthews. Nicole Matthews runs into the ropes and hits Debbie Kietel with a clothesline. Debbie Kietel tumbles out of the ring. Nicole Matthews goes outside after her. Nicole Matthews runs Debbie Kietel into the steel ringsteps. A small "Nicole Matthews" chant is being started. Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Portia Perez comes over to make it two-on-one. Portia Perez tries an Exploder suplex into the announcers table, but Debbie Kietel blocks it. Debbie Kietel nails Nicole Matthews with a lariat. …3 …4 …and Debbie Kietel hits a fist to the midsection on Nicole Matthews. Debbie Kietel shoves Nicole Matthews into the steel guardrail. …5 …6 …and Debbie Kietel executes a diving elbowdrop against Nicole Matthews. Debbie Kietel rolls Nicole Matthews back into the ring. Debbie Kietel tags out to Valkyrie. Valkyrie nails Nicole Matthews with a DDT. Quite a few boos are audible. Valkyrie runs into the ropes. Nicole Matthews uses a dropkick on Valkyrie. Nicole Matthews tags out to Portia Perez. Debbie Kietel enters the ring, but gets cut off. Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews whip Valkyrie into the ropes. Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews hit Valkyrie with a double clothesline. Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews whip Valkyrie into the ropes. Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews hit Valkyrie with a double dropkick. They team up and hit the Black Eye (double shinning wizards)!!! Portia Perez covers Valkyrie as Todd Sinclair counts …1 …2 …and Debbie Kietel dives in, but doesn't make it in time …3!!! Valkyrie complains about a fast count but the referee isn’t hearing it as he throws three fingers in her face!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:14
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Canadian Ninja’s!!!
[ The Woke Queens cannot believe that they just lost another match as they look at each other dumbfounded at the results!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This is a huge win for the Canadian Ninjas as they move back to a five-hundred record and climb even closer to a Women’s World Tag Team title match!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’m so happy for these young girls. They have busted their asses for weeks and tonight it finally paid off at the expense of the Woke Queens!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Sucks to be them. Sometimes you reap what you sow Chris!!! Hey, I’m getting word in my headpiece that Cindy Meyers is backstage with DDP and he’s got breaking news regarding the United States Heavyweight title match at Eve of Destruction!!! Cindy, it’s all yours.
[ The videotron comes on as it shows Cindy Meyers standing next to the General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, you asked for this time to make an announcement regarding the United States Heavyweight title match in just six nights at Eve of Destruction. The floor is yours.
The General Manager of the Empire Diamond Dallas Page – Thank you Cindy. After a disappointing loss tonight at the hands of Tito Escobar, Caristico will not be wrestling in the title match at the pay per view. After talking it over with the owner of the Empire, and weighing all our options; we are pleased to announce that “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago will be facing Tito Escobar for the United States Heavyweight Championship!!!
Cindy Meyers – Guys, huge news as we inch closer to the pay per view in just six nights!!! Back to you!!!
[ The show swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge opportunity for Drago after he just scored a massive win over Joey Ryan just minutes ago!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Drago is no pushover, but I wish I could see the look on Tito’s face when he hears that he has to face the Russian Bear at the pay per view!!! He’s going to shit his pants when he hears this!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Too funny. Chris, it’s time for tonight’s main event as we present to you six-man tag team action!!! Prophet teams with Chain Gang to take on Alexander Stone and the Guerillas of Destiny!!! Harvey, let’s do this one last time!!!
Alexander Stone © & the Guerillas of Destiny © vs Prophet & the Chain Gang
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 227 lbs., this is Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. He walks down to the ring and climbs in waiting for his opponent. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet looks to be in amazing shape tonight as he teams with the Chain Gang to take on the World Champion and the World Tag Team champions.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He’s going to have to be because in six days he’s going to go one on one with “Pure Gold” and he won’t have anyone to tag out to in that match!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his tag team partners, making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs., and being accompanied by their manager Salena, Eddie O’Shay & Jake Owens; they are the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. The fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their chains over their heads. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two men are monsters Chris. They actually weigh in over fifty pounds heavier than the World Tag Team Champions and that may give them the advantage.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You would think so, but title matches always favor the champions because they don’t have to pin the Chain Gang to retain their titles, but the Chain Gang does have to either pin or submit them!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, making their way to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs., they are the current and reigning World Tag Team Champions; Tanga Loa & Tama Tonga, they are the Guerillas of Destiny!!
[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right up before mounting the ropes and glaring out at the booing fan base showing off their World Tag Team titles. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The champions are looking phenomenal tonight and they’ve got their war helmets on!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – They don’t view these as typical matches Mike, they view it as going to war and they will do anything to win.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their tag team partner. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 251 lbs.; he is the leader of the Gold Standard and the reigning and current Worlds Heavyweight Champion “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!
[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Alexander Stone marches down to the ring with his World Heavyweight title securely around his waist. The sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him as he climbs into the ring takes off his jacket and tosses it to the floor. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And there’s the World Heavyweight Champion looking as good as ever just three weeks removed from that fucking brutal Hell in a Cell match with Tank Edge that sent both men to the hospital!!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – As he climbs into the ring he just smiles at Prophet, toying with him like he doesn’t take the challenger very seriously.
[ Tama Tonga attacks Jake Owens before the bell. Tama Tonga nails Jake Owens with a Discus lariat. A portion of the crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga attempts an armdrag takedown, but Jake Owens counters it with a lariat.
Jake Owens nails Tama Tonga with the Curb Stomp. Jake Owens is going for the cover as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Tama kicks out. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Not a huge move there, but the Chain Gang just wanted to send G.O.D. the message that they are not fucking around!!!
[ Jake Owens executes a running double knee smash against Tama Tonga. Jake Owens executes a back elbow against Tama Tonga. Jake Owens nails Tama Tonga with a running double knee smash. Jake Owens is going for the pin as Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …and Tama gets his shoulder up. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Jake Owens is a one-man wrecking machine as Tama needs to get to his corner and tag in one of his teammates!!!
[ Jake Owens runs into the ropes. Tama Tonga attempts an abdominal stretch, but Jake Owens counters it with a facerake. Jake Owens throws Tama Tonga over the top rope to the floor. Jake Owens goes outside after him. Ken Peterson counts …1 …2 …as Jake Owens takes Tama Tonga down with an armdrag takedown. Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. …3 …4 …and Alexander Stone comes over, but gets cut off by Prophet as they start exchanging clubbing blows. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Tama Tonga with a double chop. Jake Owens performs a DDT against Tama Tonga. Alexander Stone tries for a running lariat on Prophet, but Prophet ducks under it and Stone nails Salena!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone just turned Salena inside out with that running lariat!!! She’s got no idea what planet she’s on right now as Prophet runs over to see if she’s alright!!!
[ Jake Owens performs an eye gouge against Tama Tonga …5 …6 …and Eddie O'Shay comes over to make it two-on-one. Eddie O'Shay hits a clothesline on Tama Tonga. Jake Owens performs an Exploder suplex into the steel guardrail against Tama Tonga …7 …8 …and Eddie O'Shay rolls Tama Tonga back into the ring and Jake Owens rolls back in under the bottom rope. Jake Owens tags out to Eddie O'Shay. Eddie O'Shay and Jake Owens whips Tama Tonga into the ropes. Eddie O'Shay and Jake Owens hit Tama Tonga with a double back elbow. Jake Owens leaves the ring. Eddie O'Shay whips Tama Tonga into the turnbuckle. Eddie O'Shay runs shoulder-first into the corner. Eddie O'Shay punches Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga hits Eddie O'Shay. A portion of the crowd is booing Tama Tonga. Tama Tonga kicks Eddie O'Shay. Tama Tonga hits Eddie O'Shay. Tama Tonga runs into the ropes. Eddie O'Shay misses with a clothesline. Eddie O'Shay hits Tama Tonga with a shoulderblock. Eddie O'Shay performs a gutwrench suplex against Tama Tonga. Eddie O'Shay tags out to Jake Owens. Jake Owens runs into the ropes. Jake Owens hits Tama Tonga with a shoulderblock. Eddie O'Shay enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jake Owens and Eddie O'Shay hit Tama Tonga with a double backbreaker. Eddie O'Shay leaves the ring. Jake Owens nails Tama Tonga with a cannonball senton. Jake Owens performs a DDT against Tama Tonga. Jake Owens hits a clothesline on Tama Tonga. Jake Owens tries a hair pull, but Tama Tonga blocks it. Tama Tonga attempts a cradle suplex, but Jake Owens counters it with an elbowsmash. Jake Owens executes an atomic drop against Tama Tonga that sends Tonga to the floor. Jake Owens follows Tama Tonga to the outside and a huge brawl ensues as the Chain Gang and G.O.D. brawls back up the rampway!!! Ken Peterson starts his counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …6 …7 …8 …9 …10 …and Ken Peterson calls for the DQ!!! ]
Time of match: 0:03:59
The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, the Gold Standard!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The referee just called the Gold Standard the winners of the match!!! What the fuck is that about?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – All I can think of is that Jake Owens sent Tonga to the floor and O’Shay never let him get a chance to get back in!!! You have to give your opponent the opportunity to get back into the ring and resume the match!!
[ Stone watches with a huge grin on his face when from behind, Prophet sneaks in behind him and drives him into the mat with the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Oh my fucking God, Prophet just laid the World Champion out with the End of Days!!! Could this be a prelude to Eve of Destruction? Are we witnessing the end of Stones World title run? Folks, we’ve gotta go!!! We will see you in six nights at the pay per view!!!