Post by tankedge on Nov 15, 2021 5:31:30 GMT
We open as Godzilla Sanchez, wearing just a pair of Godzilla Sanchez pisces boxers wakes up. He makes a bathroom run and walks into his living room, which is currently just a small couch and a bunch of boxes. He goes to the kitchen and grabs the only thing in his fridge, a thing of chocolate milk. He goes outside and sees Tank Edge smoking a cigar and waiting for his french bulldogs to finish their morning business, and we find his place seems to be a modified pool house in Tank's backyard. The dogs see Godzilla and run up to him.
Godzilla Sanchez- Toulouse, Lafayette; how are you boys?
Tank waves from across the pool.
Tank Edge- Move out day?
Godzilla Sanchez- Yes sir, I'm going to miss these guys
Tank Edge- You can have them if you want, just another relic of another failed relationship.
Godzilla Sanchez- I miss Ali, she was smart, funny and had a killer ass.
Tank Edge- Yeah, I miss her too but I'm finally coming to terms that she meant "You unretire, I'm leaving."
Godzilla Sanchez- You sure you're going to be fine having all this house to yourself?
Tank Edge- Guess we'll find out.
Godzilla Sanchez- You should come check out the new place though, it's awesome. Maverick and I have our own bedrooms and we set up the Empireshop.com office in the master bedroom.
Tank Edge- Wait, you guys have actually been running that yourselves?
Godzilla Sanchez- Well, Zelda does most the work and she hired some people to help.
Tank Edge- I mean, I know my cut on this, how much are you guys making?
Godzilla Sanchez- I'm already moving out, how much more do we need?
Tank Edge- I'm just, I guess impressed.
Godzilla gets an aw shucks look on his face as suddenly Conner steps into the backyard. Tank and Godzilla both seem surprised to see him.
Tank Edge- Hey boy, you're not at the ranch.
Conner Edge- Well, I had to hire a couple hands with Clay out anyway, figured I'd break them in this weekend.
Godzilla Sanchez- You can help me move.
Conner Edge- Uh, I'm not actually here for that long, I just, well I saw we were teaming together tomorrow so I figured we should have a talk.
Godzilla Sanchez- I know, you want to do it all yourself so Maverick and I should just be cigar store native Americans.
Conner Edge- No, Grey... can you go put some pants on, I'm trying to apologize here.
Godzilla Sanchez- Oh, does pants really help that?
Conner Edge- A mean it just feels awkward. Look, I've been a shit and I really overstepped the other day. We're different people with different interests and goals in wrestling and yeah, I should have just said this earlier and not tried to push you guys away.
Godzilla Sanchez- Thank you Hoss, I appreciate you saying that. Zelda explained what you were doing and I understand. I've always understood I guess. I'll go put on the pants now.
Godzilla trots off as Toulouse and Lafayette follow him. Conner looks to Tank
Tank Edge- I'm not getting that apology am I?
Conner Edge- I'd apologize for mom but you know she's a bitch already. But no, I meant what I said to you, you've kinda become a pussy about shit.
Tank Edge- I just powerbombed a guy I considered a brother into an exploding mess of barbwire.
Conner Edge- You did that because you knew it'd be the easy route
Tank Edge- That was easy?
Conner Edge- Was for me. You know we should have dragged Go-D in there.
Tank Edge- Shogun is tougher than Go-D.
Conner Edge- Maybe, but beating him didn't put you in the world title picture. That guy's reign has weakened that belt, you could fix that.
Tank Edge- Feuding with Mance isn't going to out you in the main event.
Conner Edge- Says the guy who's opening for me tomorrow night. I just wonder if you even have what it takes to do this anymore, and I think, you're wondering the same about yourself.
Tank doesn't reply.
Conner Edge- What I thought. But hey, Ettienne and Marvin might win world tag league this year, you can go manage them.
Tank shakes his head and goes inside followed by the dogs. Godzilla comes outside wearing sweatpants and a Maverick Edge t shirt.
Godzilla Sanchez- You just said pants but I decided a t shirt helped as well.
Conner shakes his head as we fade out