Post by tankedge on Nov 24, 2021 16:19:16 GMT
Announcer- Majestic neighborhood cinema grill and Joe's Bbq are proud to present to you, Desert Warfare Wrestling's Thanksgiving Slaughter, live from Arizona Federal Theater in downtown Phoenix Arizona on Fox Sports Arizona!
We get a montage of wrestling clips as Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden plays before cutting to a smaller but packed arena if screaming fans. We go to the announcers table ringside and join "Wolfman" Chaney and Reverend Odom
Wolfman Chaney- Welcome folks to Thanksgiving Slaughter. I'm Wolfman Chaney joined as always by legendary manager, Reverend Odom.
Reverend Odom- I'm a busy man as you know, but I'd never miss a night if Desert Warfare, especially on a night like tonight, were for the first time ever, the NWA world title will be defended
Wolfman Chaney- That's right, Trevor Murdoch will defend against the winner of the ten pounds of Gold tournament, "Soul Brother" Lamont Morris.
Reverend Odom- Soul Brother is big, he's young and he's hungry and has a chance to make huge history tonight.
Wolfman Chaney- Let's go down to the ring and Vince Marrota for our opening contest.
We see we're actually backstage as Tank stands watching a monitor. Godzilla, Maverick and Zelda are all playing Nintendo switch behind him.
Maverick Edge- Sorry Princess, but Link takes the lead.
Zelda Edge- Won't last long.
Godzilla Sanchez- Especially with my little friend, meet the red shell.
Zelda Edge- Damnit.
Maverick Edge- Oh bullshit.
Godzilla Sanchez- And King Koopa takes the lead and gets the win, giving him the Mushroom Cup. $20 bucks each suckers.
Maverick and Zelda put down their switches and give Godzilla the money. He starts doing a victory dance as the door opens and in walks a well dressed man who is heavily tattooed, this is former Empire European champion, Dylan Decay.
Tank Edge- Cuz!
Dylan Decay- Cuz, glad you could finally join us for one of these.
Tank Edge- Your doing such a good job lately I usually don't want to get in the way.
Dylan turns to the others
Dylan Decay- Hey guys, how's it going?
Zelda Edge- Fine til we switched from Smash Bros to Mario Kart.
Maverick Edge- Godzilla's up $200 on us.
Godzilla Sanchez- We can go back to Smash, I'm hot right now.
Godzilla gets up and starts doing a bad dance.
Dylan Decay- And that's why your a freak. Anyway Tank, why are you really here?
Tank Edge- I need some guys.
Dylan Decay- For?
Tank Edge- Well I got some unexpected time off so I booked some shows in Europe and Japan. My Empire contract says I can only compete outside the Empire in matches of 6 or 8 man tags.
Dylan Decay- That's a big ask.
Tank Edge- It's just for two weeks.
Dylan Decay- Yeah and I got tapings next week, I can't just give you three of my top guys.
Tank Edge- Then give me three in the middle, just guys who are ready.
Dylan Decay- I didn't know.
Tank Edge- This is my goddamn federation Dylan, I pay the contracts, who's ready?
Dylan seems a little miffed at this as he realizes he doesn't have much of an argument. He thinks about it.
Dylan Decay- Well, I don't like it but I guess I can spare the Buford Brothers.
Tank Edge- They good?
Dylan Decay- They might not be what your used to traveling with.
Tank Edge- Grey, you ever worked with them?
Godzilla Sanchez- Yeah, but they both work pretty stiff so I had to stop when I signed with Empire. So it's been a couple months.
Tank Edge- Can you bring them here?
Dylan nods and leaves the room. Aa he does Tank's daughter Isabella walks in.
Isabella- Dad, you finally came to one of these things.
Tank Edge- I haven't missed that many shows.
Isabella- You're busy, we get it. Hey cousins.
They ignore her as the battle is obviously getting intense.
Tank Edge- How's it going kiddo?
Isabella- It'd be a lot better if I didn't have to keep pausing my actual job to help Odom with legal contracts.
Tank Edge- You're a lawyer, it's lawyer stuff.
Isabella- I'm a Civil Liberty lawyer, I work for the ACLU, believe it or not I'm pretty busy lately.
Tank Edge- You don't want to help fine, I'll get a lawyer who's law school I didn't pay for, the cost of which guaranteed I'd never be able to retire.
Isabella- Hey, I know how much you guys are making off the Empire shop stuff, you could at least pay me.
Tank Edge- I only get a percentage off my merch, how much is Godzilla making?
Godzilla Sanchez- $240 bucks after this round, as Little Mac uppercuts Samus into fucking space.
Zelda Edge- I hate you. Bella, want to go grab a drink and watch the action?
Isabella- Sure. Hey, where's Conner.
We cut to Conner's ranch in Texas. He has Salena and is jackhammering away as she screams in pleasure. We cut back to the locker room
Tank Edge- Probably hanging out with Go-D at his independent wrestling federation's show.
Isabella hugs her dad and her and Zelda leave the room. Maverick and Godzilla look like their going to follow but Tank stops them.
Tank Edge- You guys ready for tomorrow?
Godzilla Sanchez- I think so, I packed sweats for all the food I'm going to down, Shane even agreed to get me Chile rellanos after I explained my family tradition.
Maverick Edge- My mom's already laid the yearly guilt trip on me, "You always use work as an excuse", yeah sorry I spent my twenties stuck in the middle of the damn ocean.
Tank Edge-I meant for the match.
Maverick Edge- No problem Unc, it's a shame you won't be there but we got it.
Godzilla Sanchez- With Stone by our side who's stopping us? I mean he beat you fairly, how many people can say that?
Ali walks in the room. Tank looks at her as Godzilla and Maverick are shocked to see her.
Ali- Hey boys.
Godzilla & Maverick- Hi?
Tank Edge- Why don't you guys go watch in the arena, I think Kaiju Kaos is up next.
They nod and walk out, staring at Ali like she just rose from the dead.
Ali- So, my bags are packed and I'm ready for jolly old England.
Tank Edge- Been awhile since I've flown commercial airlines, should be fun.
They start making out as Dylan returns. The couple turn and see him as he's followed by a smaller man with a mangy beard and long hair.
Dylan Decay- Tank, this is Diabetes Darryl (suddenly a large mountain of a man enters the room and towers over everyone) and this is Big Bastard, the Buford Brothers.
Tank smiles.
Tank Edge- Oh yes, this will do nicely.
As we leave them we head back to Texas where Salena lays on Conner's massive chest. They both look like their ready for bed.
Salena- You sure you have to go tomorrow?
Conner Edge- Yeah, they want to do the whole horse and pony show contract signing between me and Mance, hype up the match and all. I don't see why, we're going to show up and fight, what's more exciting than that?
Salena- I guess you got to dress each other down kinda thing.
Conner Edge- There's nothing he can say about me that ain't already been said but you know.
They both go silent again. As Conner closes his eyes.
Salena- What have you and Go-D been talking about?
Conner seems annoyed.
Conner Edge- He's been teaching me cricket.
Salena- Your really not going to tell me?
Conner Edge- Honestly, aside from a couple "you want your legacy or your dad's" speeches, we really mostly talk about Australia and such. My knowledge of the country kinda begins and ends with the Mad Max movies.
Salena seems doubtful but takes him on his word as he turns off the light and we fade out
We get a montage of wrestling clips as Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden plays before cutting to a smaller but packed arena if screaming fans. We go to the announcers table ringside and join "Wolfman" Chaney and Reverend Odom
Wolfman Chaney- Welcome folks to Thanksgiving Slaughter. I'm Wolfman Chaney joined as always by legendary manager, Reverend Odom.
Reverend Odom- I'm a busy man as you know, but I'd never miss a night if Desert Warfare, especially on a night like tonight, were for the first time ever, the NWA world title will be defended
Wolfman Chaney- That's right, Trevor Murdoch will defend against the winner of the ten pounds of Gold tournament, "Soul Brother" Lamont Morris.
Reverend Odom- Soul Brother is big, he's young and he's hungry and has a chance to make huge history tonight.
Wolfman Chaney- Let's go down to the ring and Vince Marrota for our opening contest.
We see we're actually backstage as Tank stands watching a monitor. Godzilla, Maverick and Zelda are all playing Nintendo switch behind him.
Maverick Edge- Sorry Princess, but Link takes the lead.
Zelda Edge- Won't last long.
Godzilla Sanchez- Especially with my little friend, meet the red shell.
Zelda Edge- Damnit.
Maverick Edge- Oh bullshit.
Godzilla Sanchez- And King Koopa takes the lead and gets the win, giving him the Mushroom Cup. $20 bucks each suckers.
Maverick and Zelda put down their switches and give Godzilla the money. He starts doing a victory dance as the door opens and in walks a well dressed man who is heavily tattooed, this is former Empire European champion, Dylan Decay.
Tank Edge- Cuz!
Dylan Decay- Cuz, glad you could finally join us for one of these.
Tank Edge- Your doing such a good job lately I usually don't want to get in the way.
Dylan turns to the others
Dylan Decay- Hey guys, how's it going?
Zelda Edge- Fine til we switched from Smash Bros to Mario Kart.
Maverick Edge- Godzilla's up $200 on us.
Godzilla Sanchez- We can go back to Smash, I'm hot right now.
Godzilla gets up and starts doing a bad dance.
Dylan Decay- And that's why your a freak. Anyway Tank, why are you really here?
Tank Edge- I need some guys.
Dylan Decay- For?
Tank Edge- Well I got some unexpected time off so I booked some shows in Europe and Japan. My Empire contract says I can only compete outside the Empire in matches of 6 or 8 man tags.
Dylan Decay- That's a big ask.
Tank Edge- It's just for two weeks.
Dylan Decay- Yeah and I got tapings next week, I can't just give you three of my top guys.
Tank Edge- Then give me three in the middle, just guys who are ready.
Dylan Decay- I didn't know.
Tank Edge- This is my goddamn federation Dylan, I pay the contracts, who's ready?
Dylan seems a little miffed at this as he realizes he doesn't have much of an argument. He thinks about it.
Dylan Decay- Well, I don't like it but I guess I can spare the Buford Brothers.
Tank Edge- They good?
Dylan Decay- They might not be what your used to traveling with.
Tank Edge- Grey, you ever worked with them?
Godzilla Sanchez- Yeah, but they both work pretty stiff so I had to stop when I signed with Empire. So it's been a couple months.
Tank Edge- Can you bring them here?
Dylan nods and leaves the room. Aa he does Tank's daughter Isabella walks in.
Isabella- Dad, you finally came to one of these things.
Tank Edge- I haven't missed that many shows.
Isabella- You're busy, we get it. Hey cousins.
They ignore her as the battle is obviously getting intense.
Tank Edge- How's it going kiddo?
Isabella- It'd be a lot better if I didn't have to keep pausing my actual job to help Odom with legal contracts.
Tank Edge- You're a lawyer, it's lawyer stuff.
Isabella- I'm a Civil Liberty lawyer, I work for the ACLU, believe it or not I'm pretty busy lately.
Tank Edge- You don't want to help fine, I'll get a lawyer who's law school I didn't pay for, the cost of which guaranteed I'd never be able to retire.
Isabella- Hey, I know how much you guys are making off the Empire shop stuff, you could at least pay me.
Tank Edge- I only get a percentage off my merch, how much is Godzilla making?
Godzilla Sanchez- $240 bucks after this round, as Little Mac uppercuts Samus into fucking space.
Zelda Edge- I hate you. Bella, want to go grab a drink and watch the action?
Isabella- Sure. Hey, where's Conner.
We cut to Conner's ranch in Texas. He has Salena and is jackhammering away as she screams in pleasure. We cut back to the locker room
Tank Edge- Probably hanging out with Go-D at his independent wrestling federation's show.
Isabella hugs her dad and her and Zelda leave the room. Maverick and Godzilla look like their going to follow but Tank stops them.
Tank Edge- You guys ready for tomorrow?
Godzilla Sanchez- I think so, I packed sweats for all the food I'm going to down, Shane even agreed to get me Chile rellanos after I explained my family tradition.
Maverick Edge- My mom's already laid the yearly guilt trip on me, "You always use work as an excuse", yeah sorry I spent my twenties stuck in the middle of the damn ocean.
Tank Edge-I meant for the match.
Maverick Edge- No problem Unc, it's a shame you won't be there but we got it.
Godzilla Sanchez- With Stone by our side who's stopping us? I mean he beat you fairly, how many people can say that?
Ali walks in the room. Tank looks at her as Godzilla and Maverick are shocked to see her.
Ali- Hey boys.
Godzilla & Maverick- Hi?
Tank Edge- Why don't you guys go watch in the arena, I think Kaiju Kaos is up next.
They nod and walk out, staring at Ali like she just rose from the dead.
Ali- So, my bags are packed and I'm ready for jolly old England.
Tank Edge- Been awhile since I've flown commercial airlines, should be fun.
They start making out as Dylan returns. The couple turn and see him as he's followed by a smaller man with a mangy beard and long hair.
Dylan Decay- Tank, this is Diabetes Darryl (suddenly a large mountain of a man enters the room and towers over everyone) and this is Big Bastard, the Buford Brothers.
Tank smiles.
Tank Edge- Oh yes, this will do nicely.
As we leave them we head back to Texas where Salena lays on Conner's massive chest. They both look like their ready for bed.
Salena- You sure you have to go tomorrow?
Conner Edge- Yeah, they want to do the whole horse and pony show contract signing between me and Mance, hype up the match and all. I don't see why, we're going to show up and fight, what's more exciting than that?
Salena- I guess you got to dress each other down kinda thing.
Conner Edge- There's nothing he can say about me that ain't already been said but you know.
They both go silent again. As Conner closes his eyes.
Salena- What have you and Go-D been talking about?
Conner seems annoyed.
Conner Edge- He's been teaching me cricket.
Salena- Your really not going to tell me?
Conner Edge- Honestly, aside from a couple "you want your legacy or your dad's" speeches, we really mostly talk about Australia and such. My knowledge of the country kinda begins and ends with the Mad Max movies.
Salena seems doubtful but takes him on his word as he turns off the light and we fade out