Post by tankedge on Nov 29, 2021 2:26:08 GMT
Thursday
We open as Godzilla lays on a doctor's table backstage at Afterburn. His foot is propped up and he has an ice pack on it. He's holding his six man title above his head and just staring at it. Alexander Stone stands in a corner wearing his belt around his waist as Maverick is in the other corner and acting like The Rock with his. A women enters the room and goes right to Stone
Woman- Oh my are you injured?
Alexander Stone- No my buddy is.
Woman- What you say we go to your locker room and we can make sure in the shower.
Godzilla Sanchez- Go ahead brother, we want you full health for next Sunday.
Stone shrugs and walks off with the lady. The doctor walks in with an x-ray.
Godzilla Sanchez- Hey doc, your nurse just left.
Doctor- I don't have a nurse, must have been Lisa, she's my fiance.
Maverick gets a goofy smile on his face as Godzilla seems confused.
Doctor- Well good news Mr.Sanchez
Godzilla Sanchez- Please, call me Godzilla.
Doctor- Um....no. But it appears to just be a mild ankle sprain for you.
Godzilla Sanchez- I got a huge match next week, it's the main event, will I be 100%?
Doctor- Just stay off it and keep it wrapped, use ice to keep down the swelling and use crutches to get around.
Godzilla Sanchez- Can I use a cane instead because that'd be alot cooler?
Doctor- No, that wouldn't work.bi can write you a prescription for the pain if it's too bad.
Godzilla Sanchez- I got all the medicine I need right here.
Godzilla holds up a bottle of Flintstones vitamins
Doctor- I'd advise at least taking Advil for the pain and swelling. Any other questions?
Godzilla Sanchez- On a scale of 1-10, how much of a yabba Dabba Doo time did you ever have watching the Flintstones?
Doctor- What's wrong with you?
Godzilla Sanchez- My therapist says the trauma I experienced in learning of my mother's murder has left me emotionally locked into the mind of a 13 year old.
Doctor- I'd argue 8.
Godzilla Sanchez- 13 is just when I'm being the most responsible. I really idle around 9.
Doctor- I'll go get you some crutches.
The doctor walks away.
Godzilla Sanchez- So Conner really just left after his segment.
Maverick Edge- Yep, told me to enjoy my turkey and then got in car and left.
Godzilla Sanchez- He's a prick anymore, not that he was ever a ball of fun.
Maverick Edge- Screw him man, are we not the six man tag champs?
Godzilla Sanchez- Yeah.
Maverick Edge- Is stone about to be the TV champ?
Godzilla Sanchez- Fuck yeah!
Maverick Edge- Are you about to win the US championship!
Godzilla jumps to his feet, let's out a Yelp of pain and goes down.
Godzilla Sanchez- (weakly) Yeah.
The doctor walks back in and sees Godzilla laying on the ground grabbing his ankle. He drops the crutches and walks back out.
Friday
We open in an arena in England. Tank is taking a series of upper cuts from a masked wrestler named Union Jack. He backs Tank against the ropes and tries an Irish whip but Tank reverses it into a flying knee, he then stumbled and tags in Big Bastard Buford. Buford grabs Union Jack by his ankles and lifts him up and slams him down with an Alabama Slam. He tags in Diabetes Darryl, who climbs the top rope and then onto Buford's shoulders and hits an Alabama Jam legdrop and makes the winning pin. We cut to backstage as Tank is coming out of the shower and finds Ali waiting for him.
Ali- Finally got one of our phones to work.
Tank Edge- And?
Ali- They won!
Tank pumps his fist.
Tank Edge- Knew they could do it.
Ali- You must be proud.
Tank Edge- Oh yeah, I really think Greyson is finally ready for something like this. It's got me excited for him. He'll be world champion someday, just watch.
Ali- Your kids are all doing so well. Bella's a good lawyer, Conner has his ranch and Greyson is doing good in wrestling and the amount of money he's making. When Bella told me I almost passed out.
Tank Edge- Yeah, I guess I did a better job than I thought. Wait, how much money is he making?
He turns and sees Ali walking naked into the showers.
Ali- Come on, I feel dirty.
Tank shrugs and follows her
We open as Godzilla lays on a doctor's table backstage at Afterburn. His foot is propped up and he has an ice pack on it. He's holding his six man title above his head and just staring at it. Alexander Stone stands in a corner wearing his belt around his waist as Maverick is in the other corner and acting like The Rock with his. A women enters the room and goes right to Stone
Woman- Oh my are you injured?
Alexander Stone- No my buddy is.
Woman- What you say we go to your locker room and we can make sure in the shower.
Godzilla Sanchez- Go ahead brother, we want you full health for next Sunday.
Stone shrugs and walks off with the lady. The doctor walks in with an x-ray.
Godzilla Sanchez- Hey doc, your nurse just left.
Doctor- I don't have a nurse, must have been Lisa, she's my fiance.
Maverick gets a goofy smile on his face as Godzilla seems confused.
Doctor- Well good news Mr.Sanchez
Godzilla Sanchez- Please, call me Godzilla.
Doctor- Um....no. But it appears to just be a mild ankle sprain for you.
Godzilla Sanchez- I got a huge match next week, it's the main event, will I be 100%?
Doctor- Just stay off it and keep it wrapped, use ice to keep down the swelling and use crutches to get around.
Godzilla Sanchez- Can I use a cane instead because that'd be alot cooler?
Doctor- No, that wouldn't work.bi can write you a prescription for the pain if it's too bad.
Godzilla Sanchez- I got all the medicine I need right here.
Godzilla holds up a bottle of Flintstones vitamins
Doctor- I'd advise at least taking Advil for the pain and swelling. Any other questions?
Godzilla Sanchez- On a scale of 1-10, how much of a yabba Dabba Doo time did you ever have watching the Flintstones?
Doctor- What's wrong with you?
Godzilla Sanchez- My therapist says the trauma I experienced in learning of my mother's murder has left me emotionally locked into the mind of a 13 year old.
Doctor- I'd argue 8.
Godzilla Sanchez- 13 is just when I'm being the most responsible. I really idle around 9.
Doctor- I'll go get you some crutches.
The doctor walks away.
Godzilla Sanchez- So Conner really just left after his segment.
Maverick Edge- Yep, told me to enjoy my turkey and then got in car and left.
Godzilla Sanchez- He's a prick anymore, not that he was ever a ball of fun.
Maverick Edge- Screw him man, are we not the six man tag champs?
Godzilla Sanchez- Yeah.
Maverick Edge- Is stone about to be the TV champ?
Godzilla Sanchez- Fuck yeah!
Maverick Edge- Are you about to win the US championship!
Godzilla jumps to his feet, let's out a Yelp of pain and goes down.
Godzilla Sanchez- (weakly) Yeah.
The doctor walks back in and sees Godzilla laying on the ground grabbing his ankle. He drops the crutches and walks back out.
Friday
We open in an arena in England. Tank is taking a series of upper cuts from a masked wrestler named Union Jack. He backs Tank against the ropes and tries an Irish whip but Tank reverses it into a flying knee, he then stumbled and tags in Big Bastard Buford. Buford grabs Union Jack by his ankles and lifts him up and slams him down with an Alabama Slam. He tags in Diabetes Darryl, who climbs the top rope and then onto Buford's shoulders and hits an Alabama Jam legdrop and makes the winning pin. We cut to backstage as Tank is coming out of the shower and finds Ali waiting for him.
Ali- Finally got one of our phones to work.
Tank Edge- And?
Ali- They won!
Tank pumps his fist.
Tank Edge- Knew they could do it.
Ali- You must be proud.
Tank Edge- Oh yeah, I really think Greyson is finally ready for something like this. It's got me excited for him. He'll be world champion someday, just watch.
Ali- Your kids are all doing so well. Bella's a good lawyer, Conner has his ranch and Greyson is doing good in wrestling and the amount of money he's making. When Bella told me I almost passed out.
Tank Edge- Yeah, I guess I did a better job than I thought. Wait, how much money is he making?
He turns and sees Ali walking naked into the showers.
Ali- Come on, I feel dirty.
Tank shrugs and follows her