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Live from the sold-out Enterprise Center in St. Louis Missouri
Monday Night January 18th, 2021
8:00pm EST
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more and their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evening folks!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, what a huge show we have in store tonight. The World Tag Team tournament continues as the Chain Gang debuts against the Mexican sensations Los Vipers!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s two teams with radically different styles. The Chain Gang is a ground and pound team and Los Vipers are more high flyers. Should be great.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – In the other tag team match we will see the Blood Carnival take on a yet to be named team.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Blood Carnival is a tough as nails team and I can’t wait to see who General Manager DDP brings in to take these guys on.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, we also have four matches tonight in the Worlds Heavyweight title tournament. Two high flyers in Tiger King takes on Caristico. The Prophet takes on Raven Horse. Kahagas does battle against Joey Ryan and in tonight’s main event, Funny Bones takes on Tito Escobar. Your thoughts on these matches and who do you think is going to stand out on night two of this tournament?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Most of these matches are complete toss ups. DDP did a great job pairing these guys up. Nobody really stands out over others. As far as who do I think is going to stand out tonight, I think that Prophet is going to be the one guy to stand out. The guy reminds me of myself.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And finally we will have two more matches in the Women’s World title tournament. Amber Nova takes on Christina Darling and in the other match Havok takes on the powerhouse Gabby Jettson. Your thoughts on these matches?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Amber Nova taking on Christina Darling is a PPV quality match in any federation, but we have it right here on Adrenaline! They are so equally matched I can’t decide who to pick.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And your thoughts on Havok taking on Gabby?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – After the way Adrenaline ended last week where Gabby attacked Havok I think both these women are going to be out for blood!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers along with Havok strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It looks like the “The Golden BoyZ” want center stage!
[ Both men dive under the bottom rope as Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring. A chorus of boos ring down on them as both Jake and Dave smile soaking it all in. Jake yells down to Harvey Weinstein demanding a microphone. ]
Jake Anderson – Boo all you want, but what you can never take away is the fact that my brother and I beat those southern hicks, the Lynch Mob’s asses from post to post!!
[ Dave takes the mic from his brother. ]
Dave Anderson – So to all you odds makers, and all the Lynch Mob marks out there that get off on sucking the Lynch Mob’s little dicks…
[ And Dave looks right down to Crazy Man at ringside. ]
Dave Anderson – Right Mike? Right …Crazy Man?!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Listen boys, I’m just doing my job. You don’t like what I say, take it up with management!
Dave Anderson – I don’t like what you said, and I really fucking don’t like you!!
[ Dave makes his way toward the ring ropes like he’s going to leave the ring and come after Mike Thompson, but just as Dave is about to jump down… ]
[ The arena erupts as “War” by Lynch Mob explodes across the stadium as the two brawling Lynch brothers march out on stage. They glare down at the ring toward the Andersons. ]
Joey Lynch – Hold on there, big boy. Yeah, we have to give you props. You two little shits got the best of us. But at the end of the day, you little fuckers didn’t beat us.
[ And Joey points at Havok. ]
Joey Lynch – That cunt did.
[ Jakes runs over to Havok covering her ears so that she doesn’t have to listen to any more of these insults. ]
Dave Anderson – Shut up! Just shut the fuck up! You two losers are out of the tournament, so why don’t you guys just get the hell out of here and let the winners talk!!
Joey Lynch – Winners, huh?
Dave Anderson – That’s right. We’re winners …and you two are losers!!
[ Joey laughs at him. ]
Joey Lynch – Let’s get something straight fucker. Winner a match doesn’t make you a winner, winning a war does; and this …between us …this fucking war has just begun!
[ Jake takes the mic from his brother. ]
Jake Anderson – I don’t think so! We’ve got bigger issues than kicking your two asses again!
Joey Lynch – Really? How about we come down there right now and see if you got bigger issues than us?!
[ And the Lynch Mob starts to walk down to the ring when suddenly …“It’s me. It’s me. It’s D… D… P!” explodes across the arena to a chorus of cheers as the new Empire General Manager struts out onto the stage with mic in hand. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – Hold on guys …hold on. Now, I know how you feel. You think that the Anderson’s screwed you out of the tournament.
Jake Anderson – Screwed them? Are you fucking for real? Are you blind? We beat them right here in the middle of the ring!!!
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – That’s debatable junior. I watched that match and we all saw Havok stick her fat ass in it far too many times.
[ Back in the ring Havok gets pissed that DDP said that she has a fat ass. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – So, I’m sorry boys; but as far the Anderson’s are in the tournament; they are hands off to you guys.
Joey Lynch – So you’re telling us that as long as those two ass wipes are in the tag team tournament, we can’t touch them?
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – That’s right. Hands off.
Joey Lynch – But what about her?
[ and Joey points at Havok. DDP evilly smiles looking down at the ring. ]
“The Empire General Manager” Diamond Dallas Page – That my friend is a whole other story!!
[ The crowd explodes to their feet as “The Alpha Female” Gabby Jettson storms out on stage and stands between Joey and Matt Lynch!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There she is Chris!! The German powerhouse!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She fucked Havok up last week and don’t think for a minute Havok forgot how that felt!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the Women’s World title…
[ But before Harvey can finish his announcement, Gabby charges the ring and dives under the bottom ropes sliding into the ring. The Anderson brothers exit the ring leaving Havok to deal with Gabby!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Gabby isn’t waiting to get her hands on Havok!!
[ Dave Anderson walks over to the commentators table and points at Mike. ]
Dave Anderson – Watch your mouth old man or I’ll shut you up myself!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just keep an eye on the match you big goof!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I appreciate the help Chris, but I don’t need help shutting that little fucker up.
[ The bell sounds as Gabby and Havok start circling one another before locking up. Quick as a flash, Havok forces Gabby into a side headlock before taking Gabby off her feet and keeping her grounded. However, it doesn’t take too long before Gabby manages to wrap her legs around Havok’s head to force her to break the hold. Gabby applies plenty of pressure as Havok looks for an escape, managing to turn Gabby onto her front before slipping free and then jumping on top to reapply the headlock. This time though, Gabby begins battling back to a vertical base, landing several elbows to the mid-section before shoving Havok off into the ropes and then cutting her short on the rebound with a shoulder block! That landing looks like it really rocked Havok as Gabby now hits the ropes as Havok rolls onto her front. Gabby hops over her to hit the ropes opposite as Havok tries to push herself back to a vertical base, wincing as she does so and that momentary pause allows Gabby to come back with another big-time bicycle kick, sending Havok bouncing across the ring! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What impact! Gabby just bowled right through Havok!
[ Havok doesn’t have much chance to recover as Gabby now drags her back up and into a series of European uppercuts before whipping her off the ropes and delivering a tilt-a-whirl slam on the return! Gabby makes the cover…1 …2 …2 ½ … and Havok kicks out! However, Gabby quickly transitions into a body scissors, squeezing tight to inflict further damage! The referee is right there to ask Havok if she wants to quit, she refuses, instead trying to pull Gabby’s vice-like grip apart yet the moment she gets close, the Gabby repeatedly strikes her with her leg right against the ribcage! Gabby then pops back to her feet, pulling Havok up with her and then hitting a big-time scoop-slam. Gabby then steps off the bottom rope in the corner to hit a springboard corkscrew leg drop right across Havok’s mid-section! Gabby makes the cover again …1 …2 …but Dave Anderson grabs Havok’s leg and drops it on-top of the bottom rope. The referee sees the foot on the ropes and stops the count pointing at Havok’s foot. Gabby can’t believe this shit as she runs her hand through her hair. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This has been all Gabby Jettson so far!
[ Gabby looks at Havok, taunting her to get back up and put up more of a fight. Havok is still hurting but she tries to do just that, firing off some forearms to Gabby’s mid-section only for Gabby to cut her off with some clubbing blows. Gabby then scoops Havok up and hits a backbreaker, keeping her stretched against the knee as the referee again asks if Havok wants to give it up. Havok refuses to give up, but Gabby releases it; only to hook her from behind and delivers a Russian leg sweep! Gabby pops back to her feet and follows up with a senton against the mid-section, quickly making the cover once more …1 …2 …2 ¾ … and Jake Anderson grabs the referee by the foot dragging him to the floor! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Will someone please get these cocksuckers the fuck out of here!!!
[ The fans go crazy booing the Anderson’s and their ridiculous interfering as Gabby takes her by the hair and pulls her back to her feet, delivering some more European uppercuts. Gabby now grabs Havok by the arm and tries for an Irish whip but Havok somehow reverses, cutting her opponent down with a clothesline! Gabby shoots back upright but walks right into another clothesline as it looks as if Havok is starting to shake off the cobwebs and build some momentum! Havok now cuts Gabby off with a kick to the gut before hooking her up for a suplex, but after trying to lift her, the pain in her ribs causes Havok to put Gabby down again, allowing her Gabby to hook her up and destroy Havok with an Omegaplex (a snap German suplex into a pin)!!! Gabby goes for the pin …1 …2 …but where the hell is the referee!? ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Those Gad damn Anderson’s have the referee distracted outside the ring still!!! Those mother fuckers!!
[ Just then, the Lynch Mob rushes the ringside area and all hell breaks loose as all four men start to beat the shit out of each other. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Come on boys, fuck’em up!!
[ Gabby releases the pin as she stands up and watches all hell break loose outside the ring. She screams to the referee to get back in the ring when from out of nowhere BLAM …Havok nails Gabby with the Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver)!!! Havok rolls up Gabby for the …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Havok!!!
[ Gabby is pissed as Havok rolls out of the ring and jumps the guardrail escaping Gabby’s rage through the crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man I really hate those fuckers!! That’s two weeks in a row that they cheated their way to victory!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Absolutely, but don’t think for a minute the Lynch Mob and Gabby are going to let this go. There’s going to be hell to pay for their actions!! Let’s go to the back where Cindy Meyers is standing by with “Relentless” Tito Escobar with the blue mask once owned by STIXX still in hand.
Cindy Meyers – Tito, we all need to know; why did you attack STIXX last week and take that mask from him?
[ Tito looks down at the mask in his hand before looking up at Cindy. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – You see Cindy, I consider myself a big game hunter. I hunt for two things.
[ Tito looks right into the camera. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Championship belts …and masks!!! STIXX, you want your mask back? Tough shit! Be a man and step-up bitch!!
Cindy Meyers – So, you plan on keeping it? You’re not going to give it back to him? It is his, you know.
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – Give it back? Hell no, I’m not going to give it back! In-fact, I’m going on the hunt! There are so many wrestlers that wear masks in this company and I plan on taking them all!! People like Tiger King! Caristico! Los Vipers! I am going to take all your masks and hang them as trophy’s over my mantlepiece!!!
Cindy Meyers – Why would you do this? Just because you think they don’t deserve to wear them as Luchadores?
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – I do it because I’m the best Mexican …no …I’m the best wrestler in this whole damn company!! My name is Tito Escobar …and I am relentless!!!
[ Tito storms off the stage leaving Cindy standing there alone. ]
Cindy Meyers – That’s kinda fucked up. Chris and Mike, back to you guys.
[ The camera pans back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a dick move taking peoples shit like that?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What you never did things that made you look like a dick?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Not that I can recall.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Shall we flashback to…
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s not!! Harvey, next match please.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man you’re quick to change the subject.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 247 lbs., Raven Horse!!!
[ The crowd cheers as the native American walks out on stage to “Tattooed Attitude” by Shannon Moore. Pyro explodes all around him as he walks down to the ring high fiving fans along the way. He slides into the ring as the referee checks his wrists and tights. ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 227 lbs., Prophet!!!
[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. He slowly makes his way down to the ring as the spotlight follows him along the way before climbing in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I love this guy’s style Chris. I’ve watched hours of tape on Prophet and this kid’s the real fucking deal. I think the only other guy on the roster that can match him fall for fall is Alexander Stone!!
[ Raven Horse stares across the ring at Prophet not fearing the clear favorite. This is clearly a David versus Goliath situation, but neither man seems to be too worried about their lot in this contest. Raven Horse stares a hole through Prophet. This man looks like he could have more in common with a psych patient than he does with a wrestler, but that’s what makes him a threat inside the WWE rings. Prophet is a supreme athlete who has shown he’s not just attitude, but that he has a deep respect for the fans and his opponents. He wants to make an impression tonight, as they circle one another and then go at it. Raven Horse wastes no time hitting some heavy shots to the smaller man and whips Prophet into the ropes catching him on the rebound with a variation of the Big Boss Slam. He starts trying to lock in his new submission hold, a modified camel clutch of sorts, but Prophet quickly backs away and uses the ropes to pull himself up. Raven Horse charges in looking to clothesline him over the top, but Prophet ducks under and uses Raven Horse’s own momentum to send him toppling over the ropes to the floor. Prophet looks around and the crowd goes nuts he hits the ropes and dives over the top onto Raven Horse catching Prophet with a top rope suicida! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a wild start to this one! Prophet is throwing caution to the wind here and trying to take out Raven Horse!
[ Slowly Prophet crawls to his feet and waits for Raven Horse to stand. He sees the big man starting to get vertical and charges into him with a high knee to the face. Prophet then leaps off the apron, looking for a huricanrana, but Raven Horse catches him and holds him there for a minute before dropping him back first onto the corner of the ring apron! Prophet’s spine must feel like it was hit by a train as Raven Horse rolls him inside and follows him in. Off the ropes the big man delivers a leg drop. Raven Horse covers …1…2 …and Prophet is just barely able to kick out. Raven Horse pulls Prophet up into a belly to belly suplex, sending Prophet crashing into the center of the ring. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And now we’re seeing the power game of Raven Horse come into play.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He’s definitely looking impressive in there.
[ Raven Horse lifts Prophet up and into a backbreaker across one knee, but then holds him there for a moment and pulls him up into a backbreaker across the other knee! Prophet screams out in pain. Raven Horse lifts him up into a front slam. Raven Horse crouches down and taunts at Prophet to stand up to his feet, giving Prophet a scowl of pure rage, as we start to see a sense of dread take over Prophet. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Prophet is holding his back!! He seems like he could be hurt and it seems like he’s in serious trouble out there.
[ Prophet starts to raise his hands to try and attempt to get back to his feet, which causes Raven Horse to hit the ropes and charge for a clothesline but Prophet ducks under hitting the back ropes nailing Raven Horse with a springboard drop kick!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet just drilled him with that one!
[ Raven Horse is stumbling around, trying to clear his head, as Prophet comes at him with rapid fire kicks to the ribs and kidney area. Prophet sends another big kick into Raven Horse’s leg area and then knees him in the midsection. Prophet grabs Raven Horse as if he was trying to put him up into a belly-to-belly suplex, but Raven Horse shoves him backwards with one hand into the turnbuckle. Prophet charges out right into a big boot to the face!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The power of Raven Horse is really starting to wear down Prophet. He’s going to have to dig deep here!!
[ That kick really hurt Prophet as he rolls under the bottom rope and to the floor trying to buy himself some time to recover. Raven Horse has those wild eyes on his face to where Prophet is on the outside holding his chin from the kick to the face. Raven Horse rolls outside to try and get to Prophet, but Prophet sprints back into the ring and off ropes and rushes back flying through the middle ropes crashing into Raven Horse with a Suicide Dive!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Oh my fucking God!!! Another huge dive by Prophet!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This kid is risking it all out there tonight, but it’s working!
[ It looks like Prophet has Raven Horse down for the count as he slowly hoists the bigger man up and rolls him back into the ring and crawls over onto his chest staying there for the pin …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Raven Horse shoots a shoulder up saving himself!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Where the hell does he find the strength to power out?
[ Prophet looks frustrated as he gets up and hits the ropes and looks to dropkick Raven Horse in the face, but Raven Horse catches Prophet coming in and knocks him down with a glancing shoulder blow. Prophet starts to stand up and Raven Horse blasts him with a hook punch to the rib cage. Raven Horse lifts Prophet up and chokes him, holding him off the floor a few feet in the air. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s just pure raw power on display here by the big man.
[ The referee starts his count, warning Raven Horse to release Prophet and he finally does; throwing Prophet back first into the turnbuckles in the process. Prophet stumbles out of the corner into a vicious clothesline by Raven Horse. The big man drags Prophet to his feet and whips Prophet into the corner and charges across the ring with a big splash!!!! Raven Horse pushes Prophet out of the corner, sending him stumbling towards the center of the ring. Prophet is on spaghetti legs as Raven Horse charges in with a running kick right to the back of his head that sends Prophet face first into the mat! Raven Horse lifts Prophet up and drives him down back first onto the canvas again with a sit-down powerbomb. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Raven Horse is working that back over!!
[ Prophet’s back is still reeling from the assault earlier in the match and almost immediately; he’s favoring it again. Raven Horse gets up and stomps Prophet a few times and then lifts him back up going for the inverted crucifix powerbomb!! Somehow, Prophet counters; sliding down and hooking Raven Horse’s head and BLAM …Prophet hits the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – End of Days!!! End of Days!!! End of Days!!!
[ An exhausted Prophet crawls over and drops an arm over Raven Horse’s chest, with not even enough energy to hook a leg …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Prophet!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a great match by both men Chris!! If Raven Horse could have hit that crucifix powerbomb we might have had a different ending here. This match was that fucking close to call.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree. How DDP didn’t make this match the main event is beyond me!! These guys are going to have five star matches for years to come!!
[ Prophet and Raven Horse each get to their feet and glare at each other from across the ring. Prophet walks toward Raven Horse and extends his hand in sportsmanship, but Raven Horse gives him a cold shoulder and drops down to the mat exiting the ring under the bottom rope. Prophet watches as Raven Horse walks back up the ramp holding the back of his head in defeat. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The kid might be pissed that he got beat, but when he looks back at the tape, he is going to realize that he’s closer than he thinks at becoming a main eventer.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Did that ever make you feel any better when you lost a match?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck no!! Cindy, let’s send it back to you.
Cindy Meyers – Guys, I’m here with Babba Ali, Ace Romero and the Godfather.
Reverend Azazel – My name is Reverend Azazel blondie …get it right.
Cindy Meyers – My apologies …Reverend. Last week we all witnessed these two men having a bit of a war of words. Then you enter the scene and somehow these two gentlemen are what …best friends?
Reverend Azazel – Best friends Cindy? Please, let’s not be so ignorant to believe that I could fix the gap between these two men in a single week. But what I can do is promise both of them that what they experienced last week will come to a stop …tonight.
Cindy Meyers – So, just before Adrenaline went on the air; my contacts within the GM’s office told me that these two men are forming a tag team. Any truth to those rumors?
[ Reverend Azazel smiles at her. ]
Reverend Azazel – Rumors Cindy? Look at these two men and ask yourself how much damage they could do if they entered the World Tag Team title tournament? How far could these two giants go as they steamroll their way through the competition? Watch as the Blood Carnival falls victim to the Natural Disasters!!!
[ Reverend Azazel and his team storm off stage. ]
Cindy Meyers – I guess we all got our answers guys. Back to you.
[ The camera pans back to Mike and Chris at the announcers table. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I have to take my hat off to Godfather, Azazel or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself these days. He’s got a history of taking mid card talent and propelling them into the title picture.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, a perfect example of that would be Scorpion.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – No, that’s not exactly the person I was thinking of; but nice try.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Who else was there?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Tag Team title tournament! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 518 lbs., the Blood Carnival!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as the Blood Carnival escorted by Bloody Mary walks out on stage to “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson. Pyro explodes around them as they walk down to the ring, climb up onto the ring apron and pose for the crowd generating more heat!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 801 lbs., the Natural Disasters!!!
[ The sold-out crowd is in awe of these two men as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena and Reverend Azazel slowly escorts Babba Ali and Ace Romero down to the ring. The two men eye their opponents as they climb through the ring ropes and take their robes off. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Eight hundred pounds! My God these guys are fucking monsters!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, they are, but can they put their differences aside long enough to work like a team and beat the Carnival?
[ It’s Babba Ali and Fulton starting things off as the two lock horns, with Fulton breaking his opponent’s grip and delivering a headbutt! While that would level a normal opponent, Babba Ali’s skull seems to do more damage to Fulton’s than anything else, allowing Babba Ali to follow up with a series of strikes that back Fulton into the ropes! Babba Ali goes for an Irish whip, yet Fulton reverses before swinging for a big boot, smashing Babba Ali in the mush! Babba Ali gets right back up again, only for Fulton to scoop him in the air and then slam him straight back down to the canvas! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s a four hundred- and twenty-five-pound man he just picked up!! My God what a lift!!
[ Fulton makes the tag to Scott, who quickly heads to the top rope, where Fulton grabs him and rocket launches Scott on top of Babba Ali with a huge splash! Scott remains on top, hooking the leg for the pin …1 …2 …but Babba Ali kicks out sending Scott into the air!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Nice try, but it’s going to take more than that to pin Babba Ali.
[ Scott is not letting up, clubbing at Babba Ali as he pulls him back upright only for Babba Ali to suddenly drive Scott back-first into the Natural Disasters corner, where Romero tags himself in! Babba Ali keeps Scott pressed against the turnbuckle as Romero enters the ring and gets a run-up, charging back to hit a big boot over his partner’s back and right into Scott’s face! Babba Ali finally exits the squared circle as Romero pulls Scott out of the corner and onto his shoulders, delivering a fireman’s carry side slam! Romero makes the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Scott kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I gotta give this shit some credit, he’s one tough fucker.
[ Romero turns Scott over and locks in a single leg Boston crab now, sitting back and piling on the pressure but here comes Fulton, hitting a clothesline to the back of Romero’s head to break up the hold! The referee orders Fulton back to the apron as Scott tries to shake off the cobwebs and crawl to his corner, only for Romero to grab him by the leg and stop him! Romero then pulls Scott back to his feet and hooks him from behind, looking for a back suplex! Scott rolls right over Romero’s shoulder though, hooking him up and hitting a Russian leg sweep! That frees him up to dive across the ring and he makes the tag! Fulton comes in and immediately grabs the rising Romero by the skull, delivering a headbutt! This one actually hurts his opponent instead of himself, knocking Romero back into the ropes and allowing Fulton to whip him off them and deliver a huge sidewalk slam on the return! Fulton makes the cover …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and Babba Ali is in to break it up and get a few extra licks in but that then draws Scott back into the action, tackling Babba Ali through the ropes and down to the floor! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This one is breaking down!!
[ Scott, with the help of Bloody Mary; grabs Babba Ali by the arms and slams him into the ring steps that explode apart on impact!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I knew it was only a matter of time before that crazy bitch stuck her fat ass in!!
[ Meanwhile, back in the ring; Fulton turns his attention back towards the rising Romero, motioning for the Snake Eyes (throws opponent face first onto the top turnbuckle) but Romero counters the move and lashes out with a superkick when Fulton turns around! The force of the block sends him backwards into the ropes before springing right into Romero’s arms, where he somehow scoops Fulton up and drives him down with the biggest Michinoku Driver the world has ever seen! Romero remains on top to hook the leg …1 …2 …and Fulton kicks out!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man I thought Fulton was going to finish this match!! Somehow Romero countered the Snake Eyes!!
[ Romero is still determined to get this debut victory! Reverend Azazel urges him on from ringside as Romero begins to pull Fulton back to his feet again, pulling him into position for the piledriver but before he delivers the move, Fulton suddenly stands upright, lifting Romero onto his back in an inverted position before swinging him right back down to the mat with an Alabama slam! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s the second four-hundred-pound man he’s picked up tonight!! I’ve got no fucking idea how he’s doing this!!
[ That took a lot out of Fulton as well, with both men shaking off the cobwebs as their partners return to their respective corners, eager for the tag! It’s a race to see who’ll get there first but it’s Fulton who tags in Scott, only for Romero to tag Babba Ali a split-second later! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would say that the fresh men are being tagged in, but these poor fuckers may be more banged up than the guys that just tagged out.
[ They enter the ring and immediately exchange blows, only for Babba Ali to cut Scott off with a big knee followed by a Mongolian chop to the back! He then whips Scott off into the ropes and goes for a roundhouse kick but Scott ducks and comes back off the ropes with a flying shoulder tackle! He then hits the ropes and connects with a second in quick succession! Scott is on fire as he launches himself off the ropes again, this time ducking a clothesline attempt before grabbing Babba Ali from behind and dropping him with a running bulldog! The WWE Universe is going ballistic as he stands tall over Babba Ali and then points at the ropes calling for the Kill Shot (diving DDT from the second rope)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This could be it!! If Scott hit’s the fucking Kill Shot it’s game over for the Natural Disasters!!!
[ However, when Scott goes to climb the ropes, Romero nails him with a big forearm to the back knocking him down to the floor outside the ring. Bloody Mary rushes over to see to her man as Romero dives off the top rope taking both Scott and Bloody Mary out with the Big Bang (a top rope frog splash)!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s the Big Bang!!! I think Scott and Bloody Mary are dead!! They’re not moving!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They’re not dead! I can see their legs still twitching!!
[ Scott and Bloody Mary writher on the ringside floor decimated from that huge top rope splash as Romero rolls Scott back into the ring. Reverend Azazel directs Babba Ali to finish it, when from the back the Guerillas of Destiny walk out on stage to a deafening chorus of boos from the sold out crowd. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the hell is G.O.D. doing out here?!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s simple match Mike. They are scouting their competition. They get to face the winners of this match next week right here on Adrenaline!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s if either team walks away from this match. They are killing each other out there!!
[ Romero drags Fulton down from the ring apron, sending him crashing back first into the guardrail. The crowd is pumped as Romero rolls into the ring and climbs to the top rope. He looks across the ring and sees Babba Ali also on-top of the turnbuckle pointing at him. Reverend Azazel cheers his team on as they soar off the top ropes hitting Scott with the World Breaker (double top rope splashes)!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Oh my fucking God, the ring just buckled under the impact of that move!!!
[ Romero guards the ring, kicking Fulton in the head as he tries to get into the ring under the bottom rope. Scott lays on the mat, crushed by that move as he spits up blood!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Scott’s coughing up blood. He has to have a punctured lung! Maybe a few broken ribs!! He’s going to need medical help when this one’s over!!
[ Reverend Azazel smiles wickedly as he directs Babba Ali to go for the cover …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners of this match, the Natural Disasters!!!
[ The Natural Disasters watch from the ring as G.O.D. pace back and forth on stage like a pack of wild dogs!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Next week is going to be a fight like we have never seen. G.O.D. is pumped for this match and the Natural Disasters look unbeatable!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You and I both can attest that nobody is unbeatable buddy. But I agree, that when next weeks match is over; both teams are going to feel it.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man, I can’t wait for that match. Let’s go back and see who Cindy is with.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This should be good.
[ The camera pans backstage as Cindy Meyers is with a very angry Raven Horse. ]
Cindy Meyers – Raven Horse, tough loss for you tonight against a very tough opponent in Prophet. Your thoughts?
Raven Horse – I had him beat. You saw it. I know it. I want …no, I demand a rematch!
Cindy Meyers – It was a close match, but to say you had him beat is stretching it …
[ Raven Horse snatches the microphone away from Cindy frightening her. ]
Raven Horse – You’re not listening to me. Just like my ancestors before me, the white man is holding me back! You all saw what happened out there! I had Prophet beat! He got lucky! It should be me moving on to the next round, not his ass!
Cindy Meyers – Raven, this isn’t like you…
Raven Horse – You don’t know me! Just get me DDP! I want that match!
[ And the cameras pan back to Mike and Chris back at the ringside desk. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It sounds like our resident Indian has slipped a gear! He’s fucking delusional if he thinks he really won that match.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He didn’t win the match, that’s a fact. But he did give Prophet a hell of a fight. That can’t be taken away from him.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I can’t wait to hear from DDP on this issue.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, the boss has his hands full tonight. Let’s go back to the ring for our next match.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 188 lbs., Tiger King!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes nuts as “Omae wa Tora ni Nare” by Matsumura Toru explodes from the PA system!! The second-generation superstar that is best known for wrestling in Japan makes his way out and runs down to the ring diving under the bottom rope. He leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This kid is a great signing by Mark and his team. He’s a second-generation star who has trained under the original Tiger Mask Satoru Sayama.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He’s a barefoot wrestler too. I’ve never been a big fan of barefoot wrestlers Mike. It just adds another target for their opponents to go after.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 180 lbs., “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!
[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This guy is a huge star down in Mexico and South America. Another tremendous signing by the ownership group here in the Empire.
[ As the bell sounds, Tiger King charges at Caristico looking to hit a flying front kick on him, but Caristico wisely ducks under and hits a back crescent kick of his own! Caristico then chops Tiger King across the neck and snap-mares him over where he plants a rapid-fire series of kicks to the head and chest. Tiger King rolls to the outside to create some space, but Caristico does a baseball slide kick to him, sending him skidding into the steel guardrail. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It seems like Tiger King wanted to start this match off fast, but those plans seemed to have backfired on him a bit.
[ The referee starts the ten count on the two men …1 …2 …3 …Caristico backs up and then lashes out with a reverse knife edge chop, then another. …4 …5 …6 …Caristico goes for another big chop, but Tiger King blocks it and pops him with an explosive left hook rocking him. …7 …8 …9 …they both roll back into the ring avoiding the count-out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A count-out would have been the worst way to lose this match!
[ As Caristico gets back into the ring and Tiger King catches him with a knee lift. Tiger King then does a snap-mare of his own and wrenches on a reverse chin lock. Tiger King keeps the hold on tight, but Caristico fights his way up to a side base and then elbows Tiger King in the ribs. Caristico hip tosses Tiger King over and grabs his leg twisting it to the side. Caristico steps over into a toe hold, wrenching back on Tiger King’s leg and pulling him into an uncomfortable position. But Tiger King is able to roll over and reach out grabbing the ropes. Caristico is hesitant to break, but eventually the referee forces him before he gets counted out. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Caristico is trying to take out the legs of Tiger King. Smart move on his part trying to slow down his opponent.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tiger King is a high flyer and there’s no better way to ground one of those guys by taking out his legs!
[ Caristico now kicks at Tiger King’s right leg as Tiger King starts to stand. Caristico then sweeps the leg and goes for another kick but Tiger King tackles him to the mat. Tiger King unloads with some lefts and rights, then blasts Caristico with a big forearm across the face. Tiger King pulls Caristico to his feet and drives him into the mat with the Concrete Jungle (Canadian Destroyer)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Beautiful move by Tiger King!!! Cover him kid, cover him!!
[ Tiger King scrambles into the pin …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Caristico somehow kicks out! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Where the fuck did Caristico get the strength to kick out of that?
[ Caristico gets pulled up into an atomic drop by Tiger King. Tiger King hits the ropes, but Caristico explodes with a back leg front kick to the face! Tiger King slowly gets to his feet and Caristico blasts him with a Karate chop over the head. He then hits a spin kick into his head. Tiger King staggers backwards and Caristico charges in with a Japanese style dropkick to the chest, knocking Tiger King back into the turnbuckles. Caristico gets to his feet and then runs into the corner nailing Tiger King with a handspring back elbow! Tiger King falls to the mat and Caristico leaps to the middle rope and BLAM …he nails the Alamo (a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors off the ropes transitioned into a single arm DDT) on Tiger King!!! Quick as a cat, Caristico springboards across Tiger King’s chest for the cover …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Caristico!!!
[ Caristico rolls out of the ring high fiving his fans as he makes his way up the ramp. Suddenly, Tito Escobar jumps the guardrail and starts attacking Tiger King with stiff boots to the mans back and neck area!! Escobar drops down on one knee and starts reigning down stiff lefts and rights into Tiger Kings head. Tiger King tries to cover up as the referee tries desperately to get Escobar off of him!!]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This is a fucking mugging!! We need help out here!!
[ Escobar immediately reaches down and goes after Tiger King’s mask trying any way he can to rip or tear it off!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – He’s trying to add Tiger King’s mask to his collection!!
[ Caristico sees this and rushes back into the ring just before Escobar is about to take Tiger King’s mask off. Escobar rolls out of the ring and back peddles up the ring mouthing back at Caristico. ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar – If you know what’s good for you, you’ll keep your nose out of my…
[ But before Escobar can finish what he was about to say, STIXX runs down the ramp and clotheslines Escobar from behind!! ]
[ STIXX reigns down lefts and rights on Escobar until a dozen backstage hands rush down the ramp to break these two men apart. ]
[ The camera switch backstage where Cindy Meyers is standing by with General Manager DDP. ]
Cindy Meyers – DDP, it’s been a very busy night for you tonight. Earlier tonight, we heard from Raven Horse who is demanding a rematch against Prophet. Your thoughts?
“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – I really don’t have time for Raven Horse. He lost the match, end of discussion.
Cindy Meyers – So you’re not going to grant him a rematch?
“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Prophet pinned him. Tough loss for the kid, but I’m not…
[ Prophet walks onto the set. ]
Prophet – Give him the match.
[ DDP looks at Prophet like he’s nuts. ]
“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – You want me to grant this rematch? What if he beats you? How am I supposed to clean up that mess?
Prophet – If he beats me, then he can take my spot in the tournament.
“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Listen, I get it. You’re just trying to help the kid out. But trust me, nothing good is going to come of this.
Prophet – Just give the kid his rematch!
“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Alright, you got it.
[ And the camera pans back to the announcers desk. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man what a show we are looking at next week. Not only do we have all the second round matches in all the title tournaments, but Prophet has put his spot in the tournament on the line against Raven Horse in a rematch!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Prophet is a great wrestler, but he’s ten levels of stupid by putting his spot in the tournament on the line like he is!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I agree. I would tell the kid tough shit. You should have beat me in the ring when you had the chance.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Let’s go back to the ring for more action in the Women’s World title tournament!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the Women’s World title tournament! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 122 lbs., “Foxy Lady” Christina Darling!!!
[ The crowd erupts as “Feel the Sting” by Kenny & Harley Wootton rocks the arena and Christian struts out in her fox wrestling gear with her fox tail bobbing back and forth. Full of smiles, she struts down to the ring high fiving all her fans on both sides of the ramp. She rolls under the bottom rope and poses on the second turnbuckle as pyro explodes around her. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Christina Darling is the “Darling of the Empire”, but she’s going to be a hell of a lot more than that tonight if she’s going to pull out a victory.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, weighing in at 101 lbs., “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. Amber struts out showing off her well chiseled body and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in eyeing her opponent. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I hate to say it, but Amber Nova is fucking perfect in every way possible.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Easy buddy, you’re a married man.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I’ll just take a cold shower later.
[ Caught up in the admiration of this sold-out crowd, Christina has only now realized that Amber has kicked this match off with a blind-sighted attack on her, with Amber kicking her in the back and then throwing her over with a snap-mare. Christina tries to get to her feet, but the “Perfect 10” rakes her nails across the eyes and then down the back of Christina. Now Amber does a crotch thrust at Christina, who sure doesn’t look amused with this condescending gesture and instead fires a pair of forearms into the chin of Amber. Christina then sends her off the ropes and catches her with a flying back elbow. Christina is quickly back on her feet and skipping around the ring, with a gleeful smile on her face. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Christina is a bit out there, don’t you think?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She’s a little fucked up, but I like that in a woman!
[ Christina off the ropes with a flying head-scissor takeover. Christina stays on the attack, as Amber tries to fight back only for Christina to drill her down to the mat with a spinning headlock elbow drop. Christina now stays on Amber, kicking her repeatedly in the midsection before lifting her up and sending her into the ropes, taking the “Perfect 10” over with a drop toe hold. Christina runs the ropes and delivers a leg drop to the back of Amber’s head. Christina grabs Amber by the back her hair and yanks her head back for a modified camel clutch. Christina’s got it cinched on pretty tight, but Dominatrix uses her legs to make it to the ropes. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Great ring awareness by the “Perfect 10”.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You like calling her that don’t you?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man she’s fucking hot!!
[ The referee makes the count …1 …2 …3 …4 … and finally Christina breaks the hold, but then pulls Amber to her feet by her hair again and shoves her backwards chest first into the turnbuckle, lifting her up and nailing her with the Tail Spin (a fisherman’s neck-breaker)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Christian went for her finisher!! This match could be over!!
[ Christina rolls Amber over, pulling her leg up for the cover …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and Amber shoots her shoulder up off the mat just in time!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – And that’s why she’s called the “Perfect 10” my friend!!!
[ Amber is holding the back of her head as Christina goes in for the kill, but Dominatrix elbows her in the gut and then shoves her backwards into the turnbuckles. Amber charges in whipping off a quick huricanrana out of the corner, flipping Christina around before she’s knows what the hell hit her. Christina is on the canvas as Amber picks her up and plants her on her head with the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) into a cover …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Amber Nova!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now that’s a statement match right there! Beating Christian Darling is huge moving forward in this tournament!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s right buddy. The women’s World title tournament is now down to the final four!! Next week will see Havok take on Su Yim and your “Perfect 10” Amber Nova goes head-to-head against Bloody Mary!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Next week is shaping up to be a fuck of a show!! I can’t wait to see who is going to represent at Crossfire!!! Let’s join Cindy Meyers backstage again!! Cindy?
[ The camera shoots to the back as we see Steve Scott of the Blood Carnival being loaded into an ambulance. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, we are just getting word that Steve Scott of the Blood Carnival may have suffered internal injuries when he was hit with the Natural Disasters finisher!! We will keep you posted as more news on his condition comes in.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tough break for the kid. I hope he’s ok.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Blood Carnival showed promise tonight. Hopefully we are not looking at a career ending injury.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Switching gears here, our next match is the final match in the first round of the World Tag team tournament featuring the Chain Gang taking on Los Vipers!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Wow, this match has PPV written all over it!! I’ve seen both these team wrestle in Japan and I have to tell you this is going to be fucking awesome!! Let’s get right to it shall we?
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Tag Team title tournament! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs., and being accompanied by their manager Salena, the Chain Gang!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. Fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their chains over their heads. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These guys are ruthless killers!! I would love to see them take on G.O.D. at the ppv!! That would sell tickets and push a shit ton of asses in the seats!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 388 lbs., Los Vipers!!!
[ The crowd goes nuts as “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares across the arena as the Mexican sensations Santos and Pedro Supremo of Los Vipers make their way out onto the stage. The walk down the rampway high fiving all their fans before diving into the ring under the bottom rope eyeing their opponents.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These guys put on one hell of a show. I just worry that they won’t be able to match up power for power with the Chain Gang.
[ As the bell sounds, Los Vipers look for a double dropkick on Eddie and Jake, but don’t manage to connect as Jake pulls Eddie out of the way and the Vipers come up empty. Eddie quickly hits a high knee lift to the face of Santos and snap-mares him over. Supremo charges in, but Jake catches him off balance with a side kick into a front flip arm drag takedown. Jake drags him up and spins him around, dumping him over the top rope to the floor below. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Vipers tried to take it right at the Chain Gang, but it seemed to have backfired!! Those boys were ready for a fight and now they are taking it right at the Vipers!!
[ Salena screams orders at Jake as he drags Supremo to his feet and launches him into the ring steps, exploding them apart on impact!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’ll fuck a shoulder up for sure!!
[ The referee tries to get some semblance of control as he orders Jake to leave Supremo alone and get his ass back up on the ring apron. Back in the ring, Eddie delivers repeated knees into the small of the back of Santos and then locks himself in with a reverse chin lock. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Eddie is working Santos over pretty good right now.
[ Santos tries to get his neck free, but Eddie modifies it until he has a modified arm bar around Santos with his head and neck still twisted underneath. Santos pulls forward and guts it out to a vertical base, only for Eddie to then snap forward with an arm assisted neck breaker that drives Santos down to the mat. He measures and delivers another stiff knee across the midsection. Now he pulls one of his knee pads down and does a Ric Flair-like knee drop to the face of Santos. Eddie reaches back and tags in Jake, who jumps in with a stomp to the midsection of Santos. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The Chain Gang is doing a great job isolating Santos from Supremo!!
[ Jake lifts Santos up into a snap suplex sending Santos crashing down on the back of his neck. Salena barks orders from the ringside area and Jake listens as he goes for another, but Santos flips through; landing on his feet and back peddles toward his corner tagging in Supremo to quite the pop from the crowd! Supremo leaps up and off the top rope into the ring with a cross body onto Jake rolling him up into a pin …1 …2 …but Eddie dives in clubbing Supremo from behind breaking the count!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Holy fuck I thought we just witnessed the end of the Chain Gang!!
[ Santos rushes into the ring and clotheslines Eddie from behind dropping him to his knees. Santos bounces off the ropes going for a shinning wizard, but as he turns around off the ropes he is unmercifully spinebuster slammed to the mat by Jake that nearly shatters his spine. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a fucking spine buster!! I could feel that in my back!!
[ Santos rolls under the bottom ropes dropping to the floor as Jake goes back to punching Supremo in the head!! Salena screams to them to finish this shit, so Eddie climbs to the top rope as Jake lifts Supremo up on his shoulder. Salena pounds her small hands on the ring apron as Eddie soars off nailing Supremo with Hard Knocks (The Doomsday Device)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I think that I just saw a few teeth pop out of his fucking head!!
[ Supremo lays there on the mat motionless as Santos struggles to climbs back up onto the ring apron. Salena grabs him by the mask and claws his eyes through the small eye slits!! Santos screams out in pain as Jake goes for the pin hooking Supremo’s leg …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners of this match, the Chain Gang!!!
[ Eddie and Jake just eye the referee as he tries to raise their hands in victory. Salena shoves the referee aside and stands between her men raising their hands herself!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – An outstanding showing by the Chain Gang tonight setting the table for next weeks match against the Golden BoyZ.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – There’s no fucking way that the Golden BoyZ can get lucky twice!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Those two fuckers are like cats with nine lives. Just when you think they’re out of it, they pop right back up.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – More like fucking zombies if you ask me. I’m hearing Cindy is backstage with Alexander Stone. This should be good.
[ The camera swings backstage as we see Cindy Meyer’s with Alexander Stone. ]
Cindy Meyers – Alexander, in just moments we will watch the match to determine who you will face next week in the second round of the Worlds Heavyweight title tournament. Your thoughts on the two men you might face?
[ Stone snickers. ]
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – This is a joke right? DDP is trying to play some sort of game with me?
Cindy Meyers – I …I don’t know what you mean.
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – What I mean? Just look at the competition that they have put in front of me!! Babba Ali. A fat fucking joke that I took out in what …three minutes!!
Cindy Meyers – I don’t think that Babba is…
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – A joke!! Nothing but a joke!! And now he’s tagging with another joke in Ace Romero!! How the hell they ever beat the Blood Carnival is nothing but pure shit luck.
Cindy Meyers – Well Reverend…
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Who? Reverend who? Oh, you mean the Godfather!! That old piece of shit is older than Crazy Man and the Messiah sitting at ringside!! When is the boss going to realize that people are not tuning in to watch those old pieces of shit!! They are tuning in to watch me!! To watch tag teams like G.O.D.!!! To watch women like Amber Nova!!! The future of professional wrestling!! The past is dead, and what you are seeing now is the future of the Empire!!! Now as far as my two future opponents go, I could really give two shits about either one of them!! Kahagas, a throwaway from Japan or Joey Ryan, who’s a porn star on weekends? That is the level of talent that DDP puts up against me? For Christ sake he should just pencil my name in at the PPV and be done with it! Now if you don’t mind, I’ve got places to be and people to talk to!
[ Stone storms off the set leaving Cindy standing there alone …speechless. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Well that was right to the fucking point.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, Stone isn’t the kind of guy to mix words.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – He called us old.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck him, that young pup couldn’t have wiped my ass back in the day!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You think we’re old?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Only when I get out of bed in the morning. Harvey, back to you.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!
[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as the Demon makes his way down to the ring and rolls in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What is it with face paint in this federation? They’re all a bunch of fucking girls!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 210 lbs., “The Don” Joey Ryan!!!
[ The crowd erupts in a mixture of laughter and cheers as the part time porn star Joey Ryan struts out on stage along with his stripper friend Spice to the “The Stroke” by Billy Squire!! Joey dances down the ramp thrusting his penis at young women. Finally making it to the ring, he sexually rolls in and lays in the corner showing off his large package as Spice flaunts her ass to the men at ringside. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Will someone tell this clown to close his fucking legs!! I’m starting to go blind.
[ The referee asks “The Don” to get down and start the match, but “The Don” just blows a kiss at Kahagas. Kahagas walks up to “The Don” and spreads his arms wide, telling “The Don” to come over and take a shot. “The Don” looks a bit reluctant, but low blows him right in the nuts!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a cheap shot!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Kahagas did ask for it
[ The referee calls for the bell as “The Don” goes right at him hard, swinging like a wild man. Kahagas shoves “The Don” away so hard that “The Don” falls back to the mat, but he rolls through and hops back to his feet. “The Don” takes off running at Kahagas with a crossbody, but Kahagas catches him in midair powering “The Don” up and over with a belly-to-belly suplex that dumps “The Don” down to the floor below with a sickening thud!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Easy Kahagas!! He’s got a movie that starts filming this week!!
[ “The Don” squirms around on the floor screaming in pain on the outside as his stripper Spice rushes over to make sure he’s ok. The referee starts her count …1 …2 …!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m not exactly sure what the fuck she thinks she’s going to do for him.
[ Kahagas then grabs the second rope and swings, sliding out of the ring. Kahagas picks up “The Don” but the fight in “The Don” is still ever present, trying to fight him off, but a big knee by Kahagas cuts off any momentum that he’s trying to build …3 …4 …!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a mismatch this has been so far. If I was Joey, I would stick with porn!!
[ Kahagas grabs a hold of “The Don’s” arm and brings him in for a short arm clothesline. He keeps a hold of the arm, “The Don” dangling like a child as Kahagas brings him back up into his arms. Kahagas has “The Don” in the same position as when he countered the crossbody, but this time he throws him back with a fallaway slam into the steel barricade!!! …5 …6 …7 …]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Look at the fucking ferocity of Kahagas! I honestly think he could be a hidden gem in the Empire!
[ Spice rushes over to help Joey to his feet as “The Don” holds his back screaming in pain like a girl. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man I feel bad for this fucker. He’s been really outmatched so far.
[ Spice scurries out of the way as Kahagas pounds him on the outside with some big overhand shots and then thrusts him back into the steel railing. Spice screams as “The Don” staggers to his feet, but Kahagas pelts him with some more rights and lefts and then shoves him into the ring apron continuing to work over the man’s back!!! …8 …9 …Slowly, Kahagas rolls him into the ring and follows suit, as he quickly goes for a reverse chin lock, twisting and turning the head and neck of “The Don”. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Kahagas is staying on him like a buzzsaw, not giving “The Don” a chance to catch his breath.
[ Kahagas feels “The Don” start to break free of the chin lock, so he lets him go only to ram a hard knee to the side of “The Don’s” head. “The Don” tries to stand up, swinging wildly at imaginary opponents as he still clearly dizzy from the knee to the side of his head, only to drop down on his ass to the laughter of the crowd!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This guy is really fucked up!! It may be time to throw in the towel before he really gets hurt!!
[ “The Don” rolls over and grabs onto the ropes, pulling himself up to get back to a vertical base. What he doesn’t know however, is that Kahagas is right there. Kahagas drives a hard forearm into his back, which sends “The Don” down to a knee once more. Kahagas picks up “The Don” by his hair and brings him over to the corner. From there Kahagas bashes in “The Don’s” head on the top turnbuckle over and over again before throwing him back onto the mat like nothing. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a fucking beat down “The Don” is getting right now. I kinda feel bad for this guy!!
[ You can see “The Don” trying to get up after every hit, showing his heart and resilience but the pure ferocity of Kahagas is a little too much for him to handle. “The Don” rolls out of the ring to try to get some separation as Spice runs over messaging his package thinking it’s going to re-energize him. ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell does she think that’s going to do for him?
[ The referee starts her count as Kahagas is hot on “The Don’s” tail as he rolls under the bottom rope and gives chase. …1 …2 …“The Don” knows he’s coming so he ends up crawling under the ring. Kahagas is unable to reach “The Don” in time but he actually goes after him, crawling under the ring as well. …3 …4 …The referee loses sight of both men, so she ends up crawling under the ring after them!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell?
[ The crowd goes banana’s as Spice rolls into the ring and starts stripping for the crowd!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Take it off baby!!
[ Kahagas finally comes out on the other side, as does “The Don”, who tries to get the jump on Kahagas with a charging clothesline, but as he runs toward Kahagas, Kahagas actually seizes the moment and nails him with an exploder suplex into the steel ring steps that explodes them apart on impact!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy fuck Chris it think that broke Joey’s back!!!
[ The referee finally comes out from under the ring to see Kahagas rolling an absolutely lifeless Joey Ryan into the ring. Kahagas lifts “The Don” up and drives him into the mat with the Monster Driver (Half nelson driver)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This has got to be it!! Kahagas is done playing with his food and now it’s time to eat!!
[ The crowd boos as Kahagas crawls on top of “The Don” for the cover …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Kahagas!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a machine Kahagas is!! Alexander Stone is going to have his hands full.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Stone thinks Kahagas is going to be a push over, the kid better get his head examined.
[ Then, the crowd explodes to their feet as “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails rocks the arena as “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone walks out on stage with mic in hand. ]
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Shut your mouths!!!
[ As Stone glares out across the sold out arena. ]
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Especially you two, Mike and Chris!! I sat in the back and listen to you two, ramble about this match being something great, that Kahagas is some “buzzsaw” and it made me want to throw up!!
[ The crowd boos even louder as he turns his attention back to Kahagas. ]
“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Kahagas, nice little win out there tonight. Too bad it wasn’t against a real wrestler. A man with more talent than his dick in his pants!! Kahagas, next week you are going to face a man with more talent than you have ever faced before. So tonight, it was a nice win for you. But rest assured, all you did was sign your death warrant!!! Enjoy tonight little man, because next week on Adrenaline; I bury your ass!!!
[ Stone smiles at Kahagas and then struts off stage heading to the backstage area. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – If that son of a bitch calls me old one more time, I swear to God…
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Easy Mike, easy buddy. He’s just egging us on.
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Folks, let’s join Cindy Meyers one last time tonight. Cindy.
[ The cameras pan backstage as we see Cindy Meyers standing by with Los Vipers. ]
Cindy Meyers – Guys, tough loss tonight against the Chain Gang. Where do you go from here?
[ Los Vipers look depressed and are at a loss for words as they stare at each other hoping that the other man would say something first. Then, Tito Escobar walks into the scene. The three men glare at each other… ]
“Relentless” Tito Escobar - ¿Cómo te sentiste esta noche? ¿Cómo se sintió que los Chain Gang le entregaran el culo?
[ Cindy looks confused. ]
Cindy Meyers – Tito Escobar, English please?
“Relentless” Tito Escobar - Si quieres cambiar las cosas. Si quieren ser jugadores de esta federación ... ¡¡saben dónde encontrarme !!
[ Tito Escobar walks off the set as Los Vipers stand there absorbing what he just said. The camera flashes back to Mike and Chris at the announcer’s desk.]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, what do you make of what Escobar just said?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – How the hell do I know!! I don’t speak Mexican!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I’m trying to Google translate what he said, but I can’t even write in Mexican!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Well, while you try and figure your phone out; let’s get to tonight’s main event!!!
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a first-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 lbs., “The Demon King” Funny Bones!!
[ The sold-out crowd explodes to their feet booing as “The House of 1000 Corpses” by Rob Zombie erupts across the arena and “The Demon King” Funny Bones stalks out on stage. Slowly he walks down to the ring and climbs in. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This guy gives me the creeps!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s just face-paint and some creepy ass music. Don’t let this freak get in your head.
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 198 lbs., “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!
[ The crowd erupts booing as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. Escobar struts out all cocky with STIXX’s mask in hand waving it to the booing crowd. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes eyeing his opponent all the way. ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This should be a hell of a match with the winner moving on to the second round to face “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago!!
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man I can’t wait for next week, but before we get there, we have to see who’s going to advance. I’m getting fucking goose bumps!!!
[ The referee calls for the bell and Funny Bones and Escobar lock up, with Funny Bones quickly overpowering Escobar and thrusting him to the mat. They lock up again, but this time Escobar pulls the mask of Funny Bones into a side headlock and charges forward in the headlock position ramming the top of Funny Bones head into the middle turnbuckle! Funny Bones staggers backwards and Escobar charges in with a leaping clothesline to take him down. Escobar hooks the leg for the cover …1 …2 …and Funny Bones kicks out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Escobar went for the quick pin, but he had to know that it’s way too early in the match. But what would you expect for a guy like him to try and steal a win.
[ Escobar grabs Funny Bones up and twists his arm around into a wringer and jabs a few overhand lefts into the shoulder. Escobar whips Funny Bones into the ropes and ducks down for a backdrop but Funny Bones puts the brakes on and hits Escobar with a single arm DDT into the mat floating over for the cover …1 …2 …and Escobar kicks out driving his shoulder off the mat! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Escobar never expected that!! He’s in for a fight now!!
[ Funny Bones lifts Escobar up and drives him back down with a sidewalk slam hooking the leg for another cover …1 …2 …2 ½ … and Escobar kicks out yet again!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Damn it!!! I’m not a huge Funny Bones fan, but man would I love to see someone shut Escobar up!!
[ Funny Bones drags Escobar back up to his feet and hits a series of punches and back chops, knocking Escobar into the corner. With Escobar dazed, Funny Bones charges into the corner and leaps high into the air with a flying knee to the face!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man, what a knee to the face!! Tito is going to need some dental work after that move!!
[ Funny Bones lifts Escobar up and drives him down with the Demon Driver (The One-Winged Angel)!!!! He hooks the leg covering Escobar again …1 …2 …2 ¾ …but Escobar somehow finds the strength to power out!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – How the hell is he kicking out of these moves!! Funny Bones just hit him with the Demon Driver, and somehow …someway …he kicks out!!!
[ Funny Bones grabs Escobar’s legs and begins to turn him over into the Texas Cloverleaf! He’s edging him over, but Escobar is able to just barely grab the bottom rope before he can lock it in. The referee calls for a break and as Escobar uses the ropes to get up jabbing Funny Bones right in the breadbasket. Escobar locks Funny Bones into a sleeper hold, trying to wear him down, but Funny Bones quickly converts it into a jaw breaker as he drops down to the mat! Escobar stumbles around holding his jaw when WHAM …Funny Bones nails him with a superkick!!! Escobar falls to the mat as Funny Bones dives down, rolling him over for the cover …1 …2 …2 7/8 …and God knows how but Escobar kicks out!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – No, no, no how is he kicking out!!
[ Frustrated, Funny Bones gets back up to his feet motioning for the kill; when from out of nowhere Los Vipers walk out on stage to the cheers of the sold out crowd with a huge pop!!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the hell are they doing out here?
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Maybe it’s got something to do with that conversation Tito had with them?
[ Escobar gets to his feet and charges in nailing Funny Bones with a Backstabber!!! Funny Bones writhers in pain on the mat as Escobar races up the turnbuckles, leaps off the top rope nailing Funny Bones with the Red Angel (Top rope Phoenix Splash)!!! ]
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Did Los Vipers just cost Funny Bones the match? What the fuck did we just witness?
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – They didn’t get involved in the match, but they sure as fuck distracted him.
[ Escobar grabs Funny Bones, rolling him up for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]
“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Tito Escobar!!!
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Escobar now advances to face Boris Drago in which it should be a hell of a match. A ground and pound guy like Drago taking on the high flyer like Escobar. We are in for a treat.
“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell is Escobar doing?
[ Escobar climbs to the top rope watching as Los Vipers clap for him in his tough fought win over Funny Bones. ]
[ Suddenly, from the crowd; STIXX jumps the guardrail with a steel chair. ]
[ STIXX dives into the ring and slams Escobar in the back with the chair dropping him to his knees!! ]
“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – He just didn’t want to hit him with that chair, he wanted to take his fucking head off!!
[ STIXX swings away like he wants to take Escobar’s head off, but Tito ducks under the bottom rope rolling out of the ring and back peddling back up the ramp!! Back in the ring, STIXX motions for Escobar to get his ass back in the ring as the show goes off the air!!! ]