Adrenaline results 1-25-2021

[Mark]

Live from the sold-out Carver-Hawkeye Arena in Carver, Iowa

Monday Night January 25th, 2021

8:00pm EST



[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires new promo video package with all the new stars of the Empire like Alexander Stone, the Lynch Mob, the Zombie Bride Su Yim and many, many more with their high risk, high impact moves to the music of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons blasting across the arena in unison with the pyrotechnics lighting the place up. The entire arena erupts in a chorus of cheers as the show comes on air. The music and pyro's stop as the cameras fade down to our broadcast table as “Crazy Man” Mike Thompson and “The Messiah” Chris Simmons are standing by. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Good evening folks and welcome to another amazing night of action right here in the World Wrestling Empire!! I am Mike Thompson and this old bastard next to me is Chris Simmons.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Evening folks!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, we have a stacked card tonight as the second round of all the title tournaments continues and …on top of that …Prophet puts his spot in the tournament on the line in a rematch from last week against Raven Horse!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If you ask me, Prophet is nuts. Fuck that kid and his bitching and moaning about losing!! You lost kid. Suck it up and move on!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Too funny partner. In other action, we will see Chandler Hopkins taking on Caristico. Tito Escobar taking on Boris Drago. And “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone clashes with Kahagas.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I see you’ve put aside your bitter anger towards Stone. Way to man up.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – You know what? I wasn’t going to say anything. I was going to let it go. But now that you brought it up, fuck that egotistical little prick!!! I may be older than he is, but I’m a six-time champion in this company and you’re a three-time champion!! When he can count that high, he can talk shit. Until then, he can lick my ball sack!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You had to go there?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Damn straight. I’m tired of it!! Fucking kids. Back to tonight. What do you think of the second round in the World title tournament and who stands out to you?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Honestly?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Of course.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Alexander Stone.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck you.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What? You asked me what I thought and I gave you an answer!! This guy has had a cake walk through the tournament so far and tonight should be another win for him. Hopkins versus Caristico is a toss-up. Drago versus Escobar should be a tremendous match, but again to me it’s a toss-up. The only other match that might be a five-star lock is Prophet versus Arik Cannon, but no; Prophet had to go and give Raven Horse his rematch which fucks things all up. To me, the only lock tonight is Stone. I’m sorry Mike, but it is what it is.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Ok, now that you pissed me off; let’s turn our attention to the Women’s World title matches. Bloody Mary goes head-to-head against Amber Nova; and in the other match Havok takes on Su Yim. Who are you picking to advance to the PPV?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – No knock against Bloody Mary, but I’m all in on Amber Nova. She may just be the total package in the women’s division. Now on the other side of the bracket I would have to go with Su Yim. I don’t think we have seen the best out of her yet and I think in her match against Havok tonight just might be her breakout match of the year.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Now what about the World Tag Team title tournament? We have some pretty heavy hitters left. The newly formed Natural Disasters take on G.O.D., and in the other bracket we will see the Golden BoyZ take on the Chain Gang.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Four great teams, but I can honestly see a Chain Gang versus G.O.D. ppv clash!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man I would love to see that. Folks, let’s get right to the action!! Harvey, it’s all yours my friend!!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a second-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs. “The Young Gun” Chandler Hopkins!



[ The Texas Cowboy struts down to the ring as “The Rodeo Theme” by Chandler Hopkins and Magnificent Malico rocks the arena. The crowd sings along with his music as the fan favorite high fives fans along the way. Hopkins takes his hat and vest off before walking up the ring steps and climbing in. He bounces off the ropes warming up and stretching out. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let me just say that I’m not a huge fan of this kid and I hate his fucking rodeo music, but he did have a pretty good match against Bulk last week. Saying that, he’s going to have to fight a whole different style of match tonight against Caristico.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I couldn’t agree more. Last week was a more hit and run and stay away from Bulks power game. Tonight, he’s going toe to toe against one of the very best high flyers in the game.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 180 lbs., “The Mexican Sensation” Caristico!!!



[ The sold-out crowd goes ape shit as “Me Muero” by La 5A Estación explodes throughout the arena and the Mexican superstar struts out on stage. He makes his way down to the ring high fiving fans and kisses the ladies along the way. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Last week he took Tiger King to school in their first-round match. Will he do the same thing tonight when he takes on Hopkins?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I don’t think that it’s going to be that easy, but I can see him pulling out the win.



[ Caristico and Hopkins circle one another. Hopkins reaches out for a lockup, but Caristico brushes his hands away. Hopkins snaps his hair back and then does a big forearm, followed by a right and grabs Caristico and goes to throw him to the ropes, but Caristico counters by doing a deep Japanese arm drag takedown. Hopkins is quickly back up to his feet, where he’s met with a bevy of reverse knife edge chops by Caristico. Caristico backs him up into the turnbuckles and drives a knee deep into Hopkins midsection. Caristico the rams Hopkins head first into the top turnbuckle and then climbs behind him. Caristico lifts Hopkins up for a back suplex, but turns in mid-move and drives his elbow down into the chest sending both men crashing to the mat. Caristico quickly is back on his feet and starts unloading with front kicks to the head and chest of Hopkins. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hopkin’s better rethink his game plan here. Caristico is taking it right to him!!



[ Hopkins covers up and rolls up to his feet in the corner, but Caristico is there with a big forearm. He catches a few rights from Hopkins but then Caristico grips the ropes and does a flip up into an enziguri to the back of Hopkins head! Hopkins staggers around before dropping flat into the corner. Caristico backs up and then charges in with a huge corner dropkick right to the face of Hopkins! Caristico drags Hopkins out into the middle of the ring and pins with a lateral press …1 …2 …but no, Hopkins gets the shoulder up. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The clock is ticking for Hopkins in this match Chris. He better find some offence here or this match is going to end quicker than shit.



[ Caristico snap-mares Hopkins up and over and then wrenches in a deep reverse chin-lock. Caristico has Hopkins cinched in tight, but Hopkins is able to power up to a vertical base and counter into a quick go behind into a back suplex! Both men lay on the mat winded. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Don’t just lay their kid, stay on him!!! This is the window you needed to get your ass back in this match!!



[ Hopkins is up first and does a big kick of his own, square into the chest of Caristico. Hopkins then does a series of chops, kicks and forearms, before hitting the ropes and coming back with a picture-perfect dropkick square in the middle of the chest of Caristico. It’s a thing of beauty for everyone but Caristico, who hits the mat holding his chest in agony. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There you go!! Maybe he heard you after all!!



[ Hopkins quickly cinches Caristico back up and does a snap suplex, before floating over and bridging back up into a pin …1…2 … 2 ½ … but Caristico fires a shoulder off the mat escaping the pinning predicament. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck I thought he had him right there!! He’s got to find a way to hit the Wrangler!!



[ Caristico staggers back to his feet, where Hopkins counters with an inside leg trip and tries to hook in the Half Boston Crab!! Caristico screams out in pain as he does everything in his power to scrap, claw and scratch his way toward the ring ropes. Finally, Caristico grabs the bottom rope and gets a break from the referee before it can do too much damage. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Hopkins did a nice job of hooking on that Half Boston Crab. He was just too close to the ring ropes and it gave Caristico a stay of execution.



[ Hopkins hammers away at Caristico and then lifts him up for a backbreaker. Caristico is slow to get back his feet as Hopkins leaps to the middle rope into a springboard inverted DDT! Hopkins floats over for the covers …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and Caristico reaches for the stars as he thrusts his shoulder off the mat breaking the count!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fuck me this kid can’t catch a break tonight!!



[ Hopkins thought he had it there and has a brief disagreement with the referee about the pace of the count being too damn slow. Hopkins drags Caristico by the mask and up to his feet. Hopkin’s tries for a belly-to-back suplex, but Caristico does a quick go behind and forearms him in the back of the head a few times. Caristico the yanks the arms of Hopkins up, and drives the back of Hopkins head into the mat with a huge Dragon Suplex!!! Caristico has got the bridge locked in …1 …2 …2 ½ …but Hopkins just narrowly escapes as he drops his leg over the bottom rope breaking the count. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Amazing ring awareness by the kid to realize that he was that close to the ropes!!



[ Caristico drags Hopkins to his feet by his hair and pelts him with more chops to his already glowing red chest. Caristico grabs Hopkins and flings him to the ropes, but Hopkins counters, spinning around with a huge Pele Kick right to Caristico’s head that nearly takes Caristico’s head off there! Hopkins can feel the end is near as he climbs through the ring ropes and waits on the ring apron for Caristico to stagger to his feet. Hopkins picks the right time and unleashes the Wrangler (Buckshot Lariat), but Caristico ducks under it; and as Hopkins bounces off the ropes, Caristico nails him with a huge tilt-a-whirl slam!! Caristico race across the ring, bounces off the tope rope and WHAM… he hits Hopkins with the Alamo (a tilt-a-whirl head-scissors off the ropes transitioned into a single arm DDT)!!! Hopkins is out cold as Caristico rolls him over for the cover …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Caristico!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I hate to say it, but this match ended just like I thought it would with Caristico advancing.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Hopkins is a nice young talent, but he’s got a way to go before he gets to the big leagues.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am hearing that Cindy is standing by backstage with the General Manager DDP.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This should be good. I can’t wait to hear what he has to say.



[ The camera switches to the backstage area where Cindy Meyers is standing by with General Manager DDP. ]



Cindy Meyers – DDP, you’ve asked for this time; the floor is yours.



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Thank you Cindy. Three weeks ago, when we had our grand re-opening; I promised everyone that we would have a match at the PPV for the TV title. Now here we are, three weeks later and we have still yet to determine who’s going to be in that match. So, with one week to go I have decided that next week on Adrenaline we are going to have three Triple Threat matches with the winners of each match moving on to the PPV to face off in a Triple Threat Ladder match for the WWE United States title!!!



Cindy Meyers – So have you decided yet who’s going to be in those matches?



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Depending on who wins and loses tonight; there will be one superstar with the worst win loss record that will not be partaking in the matches.



Cindy Meyers – That just raised the stakes for tonight’s matches even more for some of our men. Mike, Chris; back to you guys.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a huge announcement regarding the WWE United States title. I can’t wait to see who’s in these three Triple Threat matches!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man, the possibilities are boundless. Just look at all the feuds we have going on right now. Some could be settled right here next week!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, our next match pits Bloody Mary against Amber Nova in a second-round match-up in the Women’s title tournament. Your thoughts?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Bloody Mary is one tough bitch and she’s got fifty pounds on Nova. Talk about an uphill battle for the Perfect 10.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a second-round match in the Women’s World title tournament! Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 150 lbs., Bloody Mary!



[ “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson rocks the arena as the Bloody Mary walks down to the ring alone. The crowd can’t stand her as they boo the shit out of her. Reaching the ring, she dives under the bottom rope and taunts the crowd. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Bloody Mary had an incredible first round match against Maria Manic, even though she did have some help from her teammates in the Blood Carnival. I guess you can say a win is a win any way you slice it.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I agree. That aside, she fought a hell of a match and now she’s going up against my favorite in this tournament, Amber Nova.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, weighing in at 101 lbs., “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!!



[ The crowd boos their asses off as “Creepy” plays over the crowd noise. Amber struts out showing off her well chiseled body and she flaunts herself as she struts down to the ring and climbs in eyeing her opponent. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an ass on her!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You can say it’s perfect!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Yes, it is. Now last week we all watched as Amber took on Christina Darling. Christina fought valiantly, but she was no match for Amber and her Nova Driver!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, Christina may be the darling of the Empire, but Nova is destined to be Women’s World Champion.



[ The referee calls for the bell and Bloody Mary catches Amber off guard as she clubs away at her before tossing her into the corner and choking Amber with the sole of her boot! The official steps in to issue his five count …1 …2 …3 …4 …and Bloody Mary finally breaks the hold! Bloody Mary runs her mouth at the referee before pulling Amber up in the corner and lashing out with some forearms to the jaw! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – She better stop worrying about the God damn referee and get her head back in the match!!



[ Bloody Mary takes Amber by the arm and whips her into the turnbuckles, measuring her up and charging in after; but yet Amber cuts her off with a big boot to the face! Bloody Mary is rocked for a few moments before trying to lunge back at Amber a second time, only to get caught by the long legs of her opponent who then pushes out of the corner and snaps off a huricanrana! Both women pop back to their feet as quickly as possible. Bloody Mary swings wildly with a clothesline, yet Amber ducks and hits the ropes, coming back with a big time Thesz press, followed by a series of punches to the head! Amber gets up and starts to taunt Bloody Mary to get the hell up!! Amber drags Bloody Mary to her feet by her hair and sends her into the ropes hitting her as she comes off with an atomic drop before following up with a flying neck-breaker! Amber dives on-top of Bloody Mary making the cover …1 …2 …and Bloody Mary kicks out just in time!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Amber has turned the tide of this match in her favor. Let’s see if she can keep it going.



[ Bloody Mary tries to roll out of the ring to safety, looking to shake off the cobwebs and slow things down to a pace of her own choosing, when all of a sudden, here comes Amber, hitting the ropes opposite for momentum before landing a huge suicide dive out of the ring that wipes Bloody Mary out! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Both women are down and out outside the ring after that crazy suicide dive by Amber Nova!!



[ Amber is the first to get back up as she drags Bloody Mary upright and tosses her back inside the ring. Amber then starts to climb the corner to the top rope, only for Bloody Mary to leap up and knock her legs out from under her, causing Amber to hit the top rope and bounce back into the ring hard landing on the back of her head! Amber’s clearly in a world of pain as she tries to get up, but Bloody Mary cuts her off with a kick to the gut and follows up with a vicious discus clothesline that turns Amber inside and out! Bloody Mary rolls Amber up making the cover …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Amber shoots her shoulder up off the mat breaking the count just in time!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I really thought that was the end of Amber right there!! When she hit the mat with the back of her neck my heart stopped!! How she found the where with all to kick out is fucking unreal!!!



[ Bloody Mary drags Amber over to the ropes, draping her across the middle one and then pressing her leg down against the back of her throat to choke the life out of her some more, drawing the referee’s count once again …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Bloody Mary barely breaks the hold in time! The official gives a stern warning but Bloody Mary isn’t interested in listening to him, instead calling for the end as she now drags Amber upright going for the Red Wedding (a fireman’s carry into a face buster), but right at the last moment, Amber has the wherewithal to twist her way free and then nails Bloody Mary with a superkick to the side of the jaw! It connects flush as Bloody Mary staggers back into the corner before dropping down, only being propped up by the bottom turnbuckle. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy fuck!!! That kick could have shattered her fucking jaw!!!



[ Meanwhile, Amber tries to regain her bearings before spying the position her opponent is in, pointing and firing herself up before racing in to land her patented Bronco Buster on Bloody Mary! Amber rolls backwards back to her feet as Bloody Mary tries scrambling up out of the corner, desperately taking another lunging clothesline attempt, but Amber ducks the clothesline attempt, hooks her up and hits the Nova Driver (a tilt-a-whirl DDT) floating over into a cover …1 …2 …3!!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Amber Nova!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It wasn’t fucking easy, but Amber scored the victory tonight and moves on to the PPV to face the winner of the Su Yim and Havok match later tonight.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Man this bitch can wrestle!!! I can’t wait for the ppv to see who’s going to win the belt!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I’m getting word that Cindy Meyers is backstage with Marc Fulton.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I hope we are going to get an update on Steve Scott.



[ The camera pans to the back where we see Cindy Meyers standing by with Blood Carnival member Marc Fulton. ]



Cindy Meyers – Marc, the entire WWE Universe was in shock last week when we watched the Natural Disasters crush your tag team partner Steve Scott sending him to the hospital with internal injuries. I am hearing that you have an update for us.



“The Madman” Marc Fulton – That’s right Cindy. My partner and brother in the Blood Carnival Steve Scott was released from the hospital last Wednesday and has spent the remainder of the week at home resting up and he’s told me that he’s ready to come back and kick some ass. So, I went to DDP’s office and he’s booked us in a match right here next week against the Hooligan’s.



[ And he looks directly into the camera. ]



“The Madman” Marc Fulton – Hooligan’s, me and Scott got nothing against you, but you’re in our way. Natural Disasters, you tried to take one of us out? You tried to end Steve’s career? Well guess what fuckers? We’re coming for your asses!!!



Cindy Meyers – Guys, back to you.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, it’s great news to hear that Steve Scott is going to be ok; but I’m just not sure that I would rush back to the ring any time soon.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – And to top it all off they are calling out the Natural Disasters again? These boys have to be fucking out of their minds.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, our next match pits the Chain Gang taking on the Golden BoyZ.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – The Chain Gang is coming off a damn good win over Los Vipers last week. Yeah, not that Salena had anything to do with it right?



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a second-round match in the World Tag Team title tournament! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 494 lbs., and being accompanied by their manager Salena, the Chain Gang!!!



[ The crowd goes crazy booing as Eddie O’Shay and Jake Owens storm out on stage draped in steel chains with Salena between them all dressed in black to the music of “Chain Gang” by Crxsh. Fans boo and hiss at them as they march down to the ring and climb in. Salena stays ringside as the two men pose on the turnbuckles raising their chains over their heads. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Somebody better tell these guys that chains are not allowed in this match!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Go ahead tough guy. Go tell them!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck that!!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 393 lbs., “The Golden BoyZ” Jake and Dave Anderson!!



[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers along with Havok strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Here come the proverbial Golden BoyZ hot off their first-round win against the Lynch Mob!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Trust me. There’s going to be hell to pay for these kids stealing the Lynch Mob’s spot in this tournament, so these fuckers better watch their backs!!



[ The bell rings and this one is underway as Dave Anderson and Eddie O’Shay go in and lock up. Jake Owens cheers his partner on from the apron as Jake Anderson stands there with both hands up on the top rope silently waiting. Both Salena and Havok stand at ringside across the ring from one another never taking their cat like gazes off each other. Dave Anderson gains control of the tie up and backs O’Shay into the corner. Dave Anderson lets go for a second and delivers a big chop across O’Shay’s chest. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That chop is going to leave a fucking mark!!! It’s going to sting in the shower tonight!!



[ Eddie reacts aggressively to that slap though and delivers a stiff right to Dave Anderson’s jaw. Dave Anderson stumbles backwards and Eddie pounces out of the corner with a clothesline. Dave Anderson is knocked down but before he can collect himself, Eddie snaps him through the air with an exploder suplex. Dave Anderson is stunned as he lands in a heap. Eddie goes for a quick cover …1 …but only gets a one count as Dave Anderson quickly kicks out. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Eddie O’Shay went for the quick pin, but it’s going to take a hell of a lot more than that to pin the bigger of the Anderson brothers.



[ Eddie goes over and tags in Jake Owens. The crowd pops a bit as Owens enters the match. He drops an elbow onto Dave Anderson and then lifts him back to his feet. As Dave Anderson is being lifted up though, he sweeps Owens’s legs and knocks him down. Owens is down and tries to get back to his feet but Dave Anderson drops a double axe-handle across his back. This knocks Owens down on the mat now. Dave Anderson picks Owens up and drags him over to his corner and makes the tag to Jake Anderson. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice tags in and out. If the Golden BoyZ are going to steal another win in this tournament they are going to have to keep one member of the Chain Gang isolated!!



[ Jake Anderson slowly steps into the ring and drops Owens with a quick left-handed punch. Havok points at Jake Anderson and then claps with approval of what Jake Anderson just did. Jake Anderson stomps the shit out of Owens before locking in a half leg Boston Crab on him. Salena tries to encourage Owen’s to come over and make the tag, but of course, Owens is a little locked down for a moment. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He needs to get to the ropes!!!



[ Jake Anderson wrenches the hold back and the referee asks if Owens wants to give up, but of course the answer is no. Owens struggles, claws and kicks until he finally manages to get to the bottom rope and grab on breaking the hold!! Owens tries to crawl back to his feet as Jake Anderson stands above him, almost as if he’s stalking his weakened prey. Jake Anderson spies Salena at ringside and blows her a kiss. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Salena is hot as fuck, but I’m not sure that was a wise decision!!



[ As Owens uses the ring ropes to get back to his feet, Jake Anderson immediately drops him with a DDT. He rolls him over and goes for the pin …1 …2 …and Owens barely gets a shoulder up! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s it boys, keep working him over!!!



[ Jake Anderson goes over and extends his hand to Dave Anderson for the tag. Dave Anderson can hardly contain his excitement as he tags himself back in as Havok barks out orders from the ringside area. Jake Anderson grabs the downed Owens and lifts him up and raises Owens’s arm in the air over his head as Dave Anderson delivers a kick right to the abdomen of Owens. Owens is down on one knee as he tries to gather himself, but the attack from the fresher man is too much for him as Dave Anderson delivers another kick to Owens’s abdomen nearly making him throw up. Dave Anderson picks Owens and downs him quickly again with a snap slam. Dave Anderson gives a double thumbs up to the crowd who boos back at him. The smile on Dave Anderson’s face doesn’t fade though as he knows he’s in control of this match. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I hate to say it, but the Chain Gang is fucked right now. The Golden BoyZ are wrestling a near perfect match!!



[ Dave Anderson lifts Owens back up again and whips him into the ropes. Dave Anderson ducks down to deliver a back body drop, but Owens hops over the attempt and comes bounding off the opposite ropes and hits Dave Anderson with a shoulder block. Both men go down in a heap. Eddie starts a slow clap in the corner and gets the crowd into it as Jake Anderson does the exact opposite of that and stands there holding the top rope as before. Owens crawls his way over and makes the tag to Eddie and the crowd comes alive. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Here we go!!! This is the shot in the arm that the Chain Gang needed!!!



[ Dave Anderson gets back to his feet, but Eddie meets him with left and then a right and then a left again. Dave Anderson stumbles backwards as Eddie grabs him and whips him into the corner. Eddie comes barreling in after Dave Anderson with a clothesline right as Dave Anderson’s back hits the turnbuckle. Dave Anderson staggers out of the corner and Eddie comes off the ropes and drops Dave Anderson with a running bulldog! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – How the fucking tides have turned!! The Chain Gang is back in control of this match!!!



[ Eddie points his finger at Havok, but instead of blowing her a kiss like what happened to Salena, Eddie gives her the double middle fingers!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That’s the biggest fuck you I’ve ever seen!!!



[ Havok goes bull-shit on the floor as Salena laughs her ass off at her. Dave Anderson tries to use O’Shay as a climbing post as he’s up to one knee now. Owens is getting his bearings back on the apron as his partner stands Dave Anderson up and then downs him with a standing dropkick to the jaw. O’Shay rolls up Dave Anderson for a pin …1 …2 …but only gets a two count as Havok grabs Dave’s leg and places it on the bottom rope!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Smart move by Havok to save her team.



[ Salena comes racing around the ring and gets right in Havok’s face and a bitch fight starts as both women try and claw each-others face off!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – We got ourselves and old-fashioned cat fight!!!



[ Eddie grabs Dave Anderson and hooks the leg in and delivers a Perfect-plex to Dave Anderson! He holds it after he drops him for the pin and the referee counts …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Jake Anderson is in and delivers a swift kick to Eddie’s midsection to break up the pin! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice save by Jake helping his brother out!!!



[ The referee is quick to his feet and yelling at Jake Anderson to leave the ring while on the outside Havok launches Salena into the steel guardrail followed by a running clothesline that sends Salena into the front row of fans!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Salena should have stayed on her side of the ring!! She’s not a wrestler and she’s totally out of her league against Havok!!



[ Eddie catches his breath and comes to his feet as well trying to get at Jake Anderson himself, but the referee is in the way as Jake Anderson leaves the ring and back to the apron. Eddie goes over and makes the tag to Owens once again. Owens says screw it and goes for the pin on the still downed Dave Anderson …1 …2 …but only gets another two count as Jake dives into the ring slamming down onto Owen’s!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – This kid is everywhere tonight!!



[ Owens lifts Dave Anderson back to his feet and tries to hit him with an enziguri but Dave Anderson ducks it and Owens falls on his face. Dave Anderson isn’t quite quick enough to get over to make a tag though and both men crawl to their feet at the same time. Owens and Dave Anderson exchange numerous rights and lefts. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This match has completely broken down into a slugfest!!



[ Owens grabs Dave Anderson from the front and lifts him over his head slamming Dave Anderson’s throat across the top rope for a hangman buster. As Dave Anderson’s neck hits the top rope though, Jake Anderson smacks Dave Anderson’s back and tags himself in. Owens tries to roll Dave Anderson over and go for the pin, but he has no idea that Jake Anderson is the legal man. O’Shay tries to yell at Owens and tell him what has happened, but Jake Anderson has gone up to the top rope. Owens realizes what has happened too late as Jake nails him with a top rope bulldog!! Outside the ring, Havok grabs ahold of O’Shay’s leg preventing him from helping his tag team partner as Dave and Jake hit Owens with the Last Call (Stereo Shining Wizards)!!! Dave rushes at O’Shay and knocks him off the ring apron with a huge running clothesline!! Jake Anderson rolls Owens up and goes for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners of this match, “The Golden BoyZ”!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The fucking fairy tale story continues for the Golden BoyZ as they have just punched their ticket to the ppv!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I would never have guessed in a million years these two clowns would be in the finals!! Fuck I must be getting old!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, I am hearing that Maria Manic just arrived at the arena. I can’t wait to hear what she has to say about her PPV match against Shanna Furguson!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – There’s no love loss against these two women!!



[ The cameras pan back to the parking garage where we see Maria Manic climb out of her beautiful 2019 Ford Mustang Mach 1. ]



[ Cindy rushes over to Maria who is carrying her wrestling bag. ]



Cindy Meyers – Maria, your thoughts on your PPV match against “The Beast” Shanna …



[ Maria waves her hand in-front of Cindy shutting her up. ]



“The Maneater” Maria Manic – Listen, Shanna doesn’t know how to keep her big nose out of my business so I taught her a valuable lesson. You fuck with “The Maneater” you pay the price.



Cindy Meyers – And now the two of you will face off at Crossfire.



“The Maneater” Maria Manic – What? Do you think I’m afraid of that bitch? She’s got nothing on me!!



[ And Maria storms away leaving Cindy standing there alone. ]



Cindy Meyers – Guys, back to …wait …



[ Suddenly, another door opens and Shanna Furguson storms out of the building with a sledgehammer in hand. ]



[ She marches over to Maria’s car and starts to destroy it with the hammer shattering the windshield!! Cindy Meyers rushes over to Shanna. ]



Cindy Meyers – Shanna! Shanna what the hell are you doing?



[ Shanna rips the mic out of Cindy’s hands looking right into the camera. ]



“The Beast” Shanna Furguson – Maria, do I have your attention now?! You took something from me bitch, and now I take something from you!! I’ll see your ass at Crossfire!!!



[ The camera pans down at the destroyed windshield before going back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These two women really fucking hate each other!! It’s gotten real fucking personal now!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – In my opinion, DDP caused this.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – DDP? Why is it his fault?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He waited too damn long to settle things. He shouldn’t have waited all the way to the PPV. All he did was let things get to a boiling point.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, coming up next is the rematch from last week where Raven Horse lost to Prophet!! If Prophet loses tonight, he also loses his spot in the Worlds title tournament.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Fucking idiot. That’s all I have to say. There’s more things that can go wrong in this match than right.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following re-match is set for one fall and it is for Prophet’s spot in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 247 lbs., Raven Horse!!!



[ The crowd cheers as the native American walks out on stage to “Tattooed Attitude” by Shannon Moore. Pyro explodes all around him as he walks down to the ring high fiving fans along the way. He slides into the ring as the referee checks his wrists and tights. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There’s something really fucking wrong with this guy!! For some reason he is obsessed with Prophet and that loss he took.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Some people take losing to heart. This kid has got a big heart.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Or mental issues.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 227 lbs., Prophet!!!



[ The crowd goes ape-shit as the arena goes dark and pyro explodes before “The Power of I and I” by Shadows Fall explodes across the arena. The spotlight beams down to the center of the stage where Prophet stands, arms out wide. He slowly makes his way down to the ring as the spotlight follows him along the way before climbing in. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Prophet has got to be the hands-on favorite in his side of the bracket. All he has to do tonight is get passed Raven Horse again and he’s on to the next round.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Next round? Second round Mike. Prophet is too nice of a guy and it just may cost him tonight. Don’t forget, if he beats Raven Horse, he’s still got another match to go against Arik Cannon and that guy’s no slouch!!



[ Raven Horse stands in the middle of the ring, as Prophet circles him. Finally, they lock up, but Raven Horse quickly overpowers Prophet, who is no small man himself and backs him into the buckles. Raven Horse does a big open palm smack chest strike, which lights Prophet’s chest up. Raven Horse goes for another, but Prophet blocks it and unloads with a series of rights. Raven Horse staggers backwards as Prophet charges at him and starts hammering away. Raven Horse absorbs shot after shot, before finally responding with a big clubbing blow of his own that sends Prophet down to the mat. Raven Horse scoops Prophet up and does a huge sidewalk slam. Raven Horse delivers a big leg drop across the chest of Prophet. Prophet gets back to his feet surprisingly quickly, but Raven Horse gives him a gut punch and then sends him into the ropes into a side slam that takes him back down for a bit longer. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Raven Horse is using the power game to take it right at Prophet!!



[ Prophet starts to get up to his feet, but Raven Horse delivers a mammoth clothesline that takes him back down. Raven Horse then throttles Prophet’s throat, choking him until the referee steps in with the count …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ¾ …and Raven Horse lets Prophet get up to his feet, but then charges into him with a running knee attack. Raven Horse tries to lift Prophet up, but Prophet does a quick elbow to the face which causes Raven Horse to drop him. Prophet finally comes unglued and blasts off from his starting point and literally flattens Raven Horse with a running clothesline! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Here we go!! Raven Horse had his shot and didn’t take advantage of it!!



[ Prophet waits to Raven Horse to start to stand up and then nails him with a belly-to-belly suplex! Prophet sends the big man flying overhead, much to the crowd’s surprise! Prophet dives on top of Raven Horse and begins unloading with heavy shots. Prophet’s fists are pounding on Raven Horse, who by now has managed to get something of a guard up but is still eating the powerful blows. Prophet roars and pummels Raven Horse until the referee steps in to force Prophet to let up. He does, but in doing so allows Raven Horse back to his feet. Prophet charges back into Raven Horse, but Raven Horse fires back with a headbutt and soon the two men are tussling against the ropes until they both tumble through the ropes to the floor. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This stopped being a wrestling match and has turned into a fucking brawl!!



[ Raven Horse quickly whips Prophet into the steel guardrail. The referee is yelling at both men to get back into the ring as he starts the count …1 …2 …3 ...Raven Horse charges in, but Prophet side steps him and Raven Horse rams his own gut into the steel railing! …4 …5 …6 …Prophet grabs Raven Horse by the hair and smashes his head into the unforgiving steel ring-post! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I really don’t think either man cares about winning tonight as much as I think this is all about punishment!!



[ Raven Horse is seeing stars as Prophet smashes him backwards into the ring apron. …7 …8 …Prophet lifts him up and drives him down with a scoop slam onto the steel ring steps! Raven Horse rolls around on the floor holding his back in pain. …9 …Prophet rolls into the ring breaking the ten count. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Raven Horse just got his ass handed to him!!



[ Raven Horse is slow to get up. Raven Horse stumbles around the ring as Prophet charges into him with a knee lift. He hits the ropes, looking for another, but Raven Horse catches him into a brutal back drop! Raven Horse quickly hits the ropes dropping a big leg across Prophet’s throat! Raven Horse then waits for him to stand up. As he gets up, Raven Horse pounds him in the back and then throws him into the ropes going for a Blackhole Slam, but Prophet ducks under the attempt, grabs Raven Horses ponytail yanking the big man’s head back and nails Raven Horse with the End of Days (Scorpion Death Drop)!!! Prophet rolls Raven Horse up hooking his legs for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Prophet!!!



[ Raven Horse cannot believe his luck as he pounds on the mat with his hands throwing a tantrum. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Is it me or did it seem like Prophet took Raven Horse out even quicker tonight than he did last week?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It was must quicker tonight. I think Prophet wanted to prove to this kid that last week wasn’t a fluke and that …hey what’s going on? Arik Cannon is coming out!!!



[ Without letting Prophet catch his breath, Arik Cannon runs down to the ring to the pop from the crowd!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – This can’t be happening!! They have to give Prophet some time to regroup after that match!!



[ Prophet watches Cannon storm around the ringside area, when from behind he is leveled by a running clothesline by Raven Horse!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What the hell is this kid doing? Has he lost his shit?



[ Raven Horse drags Prophet to his feet and nails him repeatedly with short arm lariat after short arm lariat until Prophet can no longer stand on his own two feet. Finally, Raven Horse stands over Prophet glaring down at him with rage. Cannon smiles as he stalks around the ring like a wild animal. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – No, no, no, not like this!!!



[ Cannon climbs into the ring and screams at the referee to start the match and the referee has no choice as he calls for the bell. Cannon motions for Raven Horse to get the hell out of the ring, and he does so, watching from ringside. Cannon drags the limp and beaten body of Prophet to his feet and sends him into the ropes. On the follow-through, Cannon hits Prophet with the Total Anarchy (sit out spinning side slam)!!! Prophet writhers on the mat in pain as Cannon goes for the easy cover …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, “The Irish Ass-kicker” Arik Cannon!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I cannot believe what we just witnessed!! With the help of Raven Horse, Prophet was just decimated by these two men and pinned. He’s out of the tournament!!! What the fuck did we just see?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What we saw was a major fuck job!!! If Raven Horse couldn’t beat him, he was bound and determined to fuck him over!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Arik Cannon moves on to round three right here next week to face Caristico!!! What a semi-final’s match we are in for!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Chris, Cindy is backstage with Amber Nova.



[ The camera swings backstage as we see Cindy Meyers standing by with “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova. ]



Cindy Meyers – Amber, great win tonight over Bloody Mary…



[ Amber takes the mic from Cindy… ]



“The Perfect 10” Amber Nova – Great win? Are you kidding me? Who out there doubted me? That I wouldn’t beat her ass? That one of the two spots at the Crossfire PPV for the Women’s World title wasn’t mine? When I call myself “The Perfect 10” I’m not joking!! I am the measuring stick for all the women in my division!! So Mark …DDP …or whoever it is; get my name plate ready because I’m coming for that belt …and there aint a damn thing Havok or Su Yim can do to stop me!!



[ Amber slams the mic into Cindy’s gut who gasps for air. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Poor Cindy, that was uncalled for. But damn is Amber hot as fuck!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You gotta knock off the Viagra.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Chris, our next match is a Women’s World title tournament match and it features Havok versus Su Yim.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I like this match-up a lot. Both these women are very unconventional wrestlers. You never know what the hell you’re going to see in either of their matches. This should be fun.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a second-round match in the Women’s World title tournament! Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by “The Golden BoyZ” and weighing in at 264 lbs., Havok!!!



[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the two brothers along with Havok strut out on stage and make their way down to the ring. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – It looks like the “The Golden BoyZ” want center stage!



[ Both men dive under the bottom rope as Havok climbs the ring steps and enters the ring. A chorus of boos ring down on them as both Jake and Dave smile soaking it all in. Jake yells to Harvey Weinstein demanding a microphone. ]



Jake Anderson – One win down, one to go!!! For all you doubters out there, let me be the first to tell you all …FUCK OFF!!! The Golden BoyZ are here in the World Wrestling Empire and we are here to stay baby!!! Not only did we take out the Lynch Mob, but we beat those hoodlum’s the Chain Gang.



[ Jake hands the mic to his brother Dave. ]



Dave Anderson – That’s right. And to all of those “marks” out there that had your fantasy tournaments pinned to your refrigerator, well guess what shit heads? The Golden BoyZ just shit all over your brackets!!!



[ Dave laughs as he hands the mic back to Jake. ]



Jake Anderson – But let’s get one thing perfectly clear. The Golden BoyZ aren’t done yet. You see kids, we aren’t going to “Countdown” alone. Oh hell no. There’s one more obstacle in our way and that’s this so-called Zombie Bride. Now get her ass out here so our girl Havok can punch her ticket to the pay per view!!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Big talk coming from the Golden BoyZ Chris.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Yeah, it is. But I guess when you beat the like of the Chain Gang and the Lynch Mob, I guess you can say whatever you want.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And her opponent, making her way to the ring weighing in at 115 lbs., “The Zombie Bride” Su Yim!!!



[ Some fans cheer and some boo as from the back, the Zombie Bride crawls out and down the rampway to the ringside area as “Undead Bride” sends chills down everyone’s spines. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I don’t care what you say, this girl freaks me right the fuck out!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I wonder what she looks like without all that make-up? Thinks she’s hot?



[ The referee calls for the bell as Havok and Su Yim circle one another before going for a lock up! Havok quickly pulls Su Yim down into a side headlock, wrenching it on tight for several moments only for Su Yim to work her way out of it and counter into a hammerlock! Su Yim twists Havok’s arm and Havok screams out in pain, forcing Havok to lash out with a couple of back elbows to the jaw that force Su Yim to release her grip! Havok then hits the ropes to build up a head of steam, only to run right back into a drop toehold as Su Yim floats over and applies a grounded front face-lock, looking to keep control of the match! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If Su Yim is going to have a shot at winning she’s going to have to keep Havok grounded. It’s bad enough she’s giving up nearly a hundred and fifty pounds to Havok!!



[ Havok is obviously pretty annoyed at this development, yet she battles back to her feet as Su Yim keeps the hold in place, forcing her back into the corner where the referee now calls for the break. Su Yim cautiously let’s go to allow Havok to back off only for Havok to blast her with a couple of big forearm strikes, eliciting loud boos from the WWE crowd! Havok flips them off as she now pulls Su Yim out from the corner and takes her down with a snap-mare before punting her hard in the back of the head! Su Yim holds her skull in agony as Havok then comes off the ropes in front of her and follows up with a short dropkick to the face before crawling on top to make the cover …1 …2 …and Su Yim gets her shoulder up! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Su Yim is going to be tasting shoe leather for weeks after that kick to the mush.



[ Havok shares a few words with the referee over what she believes is his slow count before dragging Su Yim off the mat and back into the corner, landing a couple of chops to the chest. Havok whips Su Yim off into the turnbuckles opposite the ring before measuring her up and charging after, yet Su Yim counters with a back elbow that rocks Havok and causes her to stagger backwards! Havok shakes off the shot and then tries to rush in a second time, but on this occasion, Su Yim lifts her legs and wraps them around Havok's head as she arrives before then pushing out of the corner to hit a picture perfect huricanrana that sends Havok flying across the ring! Havok drags herself back upright in the corner opposite as Su Yim bursts after her with a big forearm smash before now dragging Havok out and into an arm wringer, keeping control with a wristlock! Havok fights back with a kick to the gut that catches Su Yim by surprise before hitting the ropes and trying for a clothesline, yet Su Yim ducks, running off the ropes opposite as she comes back with a single leg dropkick that again takes Havok off her feet! Havok tries to scramble back upright on sheer instinct, only to discover that Su Yim has lifted herself onto the middle rope in the corner, hitting a diving cross body and staying on top to make the cover …1 …2 …and Havok shoots a shoulder up off the matt breaking the count! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Quick strikes by Su Yim has kept Havok on her heels. She needs to keep doing more of this!!



[ Su Yim taunts Havok to get back to her feet before lifting her up and landing an atomic drop! Havok is stunned as Su Yim hits the ropes only to get nailed with a stiff clothesline on the return by Havok who is now back on her feet! Havok looks pissed as she shakes off the cobwebs before laying into Su Yim with some nasty stomps, before sitting on her back and pulling back her opponent's head with a modified camel clutch! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The power of Havok may just be too much for Su Yim!!



[ After a few seconds, Havok unceremoniously slams Su Yim face-first into the mat before being met with a loud chorus of boos! Havok doesn't give a damn what these people think of her though as Dave and Jake Anderson tell her to ignore those idiots in the crowd, instead pulling Su Yim upright and then setting her up, dropping Su Yim with a cross-armed sit-out rear mat slam! Havok hooks the leg …1 …2 …2 ½ …and again Su Yim finds the strength to power out!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I gotta give this little woman credit, she’s one tough son of a bitch.



[ Completely frustrated, Havok argues with the official again over what she thinks is a slow count. Havok then walks over to Su Yim, stands on her back and grabs the arms to apply a surfboard stretch! The referee asks if Su Yim wants to quit yet and she refuses much to Havok’s chagrin causing Havok to pull her upper torso off the mat only to then curb stomp her head right back down against the canvas! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That's a potential knockout blow right there!!!



[ Havok turns Su Yim over and makes the cover once more …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and the referee just happens to notice that Su Yim’s foot is under the bottom rope breaking the count!!! Outside the ring, both Dave and Jake Anderson are going ape shit screaming at the referee!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Will someone please get these two assholes out of here!!



[ The fans try to will Su Yim on as Havok mocks them before now going back at Su Yim and starting to lift her to her feet, yet Su Yim weakly tries fighting back with forearms to the gut, only to get cut off with a knee to the gut! Havok taunts her before now hitting the ropes to build momentum, but Su Yim somehow catches her on the return, hitting a reverse STO from out of nowhere before suddenly transitioning straight into a modified figure four head-scissors! The crowd goes wild as Su Yim wrenches back with all she's got, trying to force the submission as the referee gets right in there but Havok refuses, instead desperately trying to kick her legs out in search of the ropes, finally managing to hook her boot over the bottom one whether through luck or skill! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Maybe if she tried that move earlier in the match, we would have had different results, but after getting her ass beaten for so long, she just didn’t have the strength to make Havok tap out!!



[ Su Yim has no choice but to release her grip now but at least she's turned the tide in this one, with Havok crawling towards the nearest corner to recuperate, resting there against the bottom turnbuckle. Meanwhile, Su Yim backs up across the ring and fires up, running on the spot and waving her arms before charging in in search of a bronco buster only for Havok to pull herself out of the way at the last second, causing Su Yim to hit the turnbuckle hard! She's in a bit of a daze now as she pulls herself free, trying to shake it off and instead getting caught with some more forearms by Havok! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – She needed to hit that Bronco Buster, and now the match has swung back in Havok’s favor again!!



[ Havok attempts an Irish whip but Su Yim refuses to give in, reversing and lowering her head only for Havok to see it coming and countering with a face-breaker knee smash! Havok’s had enough now, calling for the end as she pulls Su Yim up looking for the Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver), but somehow Su Yim twists free and surprises Havok with a schoolgirl roll-up …1 …2 … and Havok just kicks out! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Su Yim tried to steal the win right there. Quick thinking by the Zombie Bride!!



[ Both of the women spring back to their feet as quickly as their feet will take them, Su Yim swinging for a superkick but Havok ducks under the shot and hits a back body drop from behind! Havok goes for the cover this time sure she’s won the match …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and Su Yim shoots the shoulder off the mat again!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That back body drop folded Su Yim in half!!! I don’t know where she’s finding the strength to kick out!!



[ Havok is furiously arguing with the referee over his insanely slow count!!! On the floor, Dave and Jake are screaming at the referee who is now in a three way argument with the Golden BoyZ!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Toss these idiots out ref!!!



[ Havok finally drags Su Yim up by her hair and into position for another Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver), but Su Yim is fighting back, driving Havok back into the corner with enough force to free herself from her Havok’s grip! Su Yim backs off, trying to get her bearings and simultaneously fire up again, charging back to try and follow-up but Havok is waiting, using that momentum against her as she lifts Su Yim up and drops her throat-first across the top rope! Su Yim gasps for air as she staggers around right into Havok who hooks her up one more time and drives her into the mat with a second Demon Drop (an over the shoulder belly to back piledriver)!!! Havok hooks the leg with everything she's got as the referee counts…1…2…3!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match, Havok!!!



[ Let the celebration begin as Dave and Jake Anderson rush into the ring and attempt to lift the two hundred- and sixty-four-pound woman onto their shoulders. Being way too much woman for them both, they drop her back down to the mat and continue to celebrate anyway.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Those idiots thought that they could pick her fat ass up? What a bunch of morons!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I have to tell you though, what a great PPV match-up for the Women’s World title as Havok has just punched her ticket to “Crossfire” and will now face “The Perfect 10” Amber Nova!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Pure power versus the perfect woman. I’m getting hard just thinking about it!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Mike, I’m getting word that Raven Horse is backstage and he’s not happy. ]



[ The camera pans backstage as we see Raven Horse tearing apart the men’s locker-rom. General Manager DDP walks in calm cool and collective. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – You get it out of your system yet?



Raven Horse – Are you here to tell me I told so, because if you are; I’m not in the mood to listen your shit!!



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – No, no I’m not. What I am here to tell you is that no matter how the rest of the matches go tonight, you will not be wrestling next week in the WWE United States title tournament?



Raven Hose – What? Are you kidding me? It’s because I am Native American right? You’re holding me back because of my race, right?



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Now that’s the funniest thing I heard all night. No son, the reason you’re not in the matches next week is because your record sucks. (and DDP looks around the room) And by the way, any damage done to this place; you’re paying for it.



[ Before DDP can leave the room, Prophet storms in and he’s pissed as he gets right up in Raven Horses face. ]



Prophet – What the hell is your problem man? You wanted a re-match; I gave you that!! Then you attack me from behind and help cannon beat me? What’s your problem?



Raven Horse – My problem is that I had you beat both times!! I had you beat!!



Prophet – You’re delusional!!



[ And that’s all it takes for all hell to break lose as Raven Horse lunges at Prophet and both men start reigning down lefts and rights at each other. Security floods the locker room trying their best to pull these two men apart!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I really think that Raven Horse is out of his mind!! He really thinks that he had Prophet beat in both matches!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – If I was Prophet, I would just ignore the kid. Sooner or later, he will just go away like most kids in his generation does.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Too true. Let’s join Harvey Weinstein in the ring for our next scheduled match!!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a second-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 lbs., “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago!!



[ The fans don’t know what to make of this guy as “Far from the start” by Timati and L’One plays as the Russian monster power walks down to the ring with a black hoodie pulled over his head so that we cannot see his face. He climbs into the ring and rips off the hood screaming out in a primal yell. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Boris is a beast, but he got some help back a few weeks ago when his opponent tonight came down to the ring and took out STIXX and stole the man’s mask. How funny is it that tonight Drago and Escobar face off in the second round?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – A sick twist of fate of you ask me.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, weighing in at 198 lbs., “Relentless” Tito Escobar!!!



[ The crowd erupts booing as “8 Mile” by Eminem erupts across the arena. Escobar struts out all cocky with STIXX’s mask in hand waving it to the booing crowd. He slowly climbs the ring steps and climbs through the ropes eyeing his opponent all the way. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Tito won a hell of a match against Funny Bones last week, but in the shadows STIXX still looms large.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You have to ask yourself what could have been if Escobar never attacked STIXX back on day one of the tournament. He really put the screws to the kid.



[ The referee calls for the bell to start the match. Escobar dances around the ring as Drago stands in the center just pivoting around watching Escobar’s every move. The two men are just about to lock up when the crowd explodes to their feet as STIXX leaps the guardrail with a steel chair in hand. ]



[ The referee begs him to stop and get the hell out of the ring. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – STIXX has that look in his eyes like he wants to kill someone!!!

[ STIXX backs Escobar into the corner who tries to plead with STIXX. STIXX looks like he’s going to hit Escobar, but spins and blasts Drago in the head dropping him like an old oak tree right in the middle of the ring!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck did STIXX just do? I thought he wanted to take out Escobar?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He did just takeout Escobar. He took his ass right out of the tournament!!!



[ The referee immediately calls for the bell tossing this match along with Tito Escobar out!! STIXX drops the chair and rolls out of the ring smiling knowing that he just fucked Escobar over!! Tito begs the referee to restart the match!! That he had no hand in what STIXX just did, but the referee is not hearing any of it. ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winner of this match by disqualification, “The Russian Bear” Boris Drago!!!



[ Drago looks dazed and confused in the corner as the referee tries to raise his hand having no idea who just hit him. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man Drago has made it to the semi-finals of the Worlds title tournament, but you have to ask if he’s really earned this spot. This feud between STIXX and Escobar has really helped his chances of being the next Worlds Heavyweight champion.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – I guess at the end of the day it doesn’t matter how you get there, as long as you get there; right?



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What are you fucking Buddha?



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just saying.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Let’s join Cindy backstage as she is standing by with the Lynch Mob.



[ The camera swings to the back as Cindy Meyers is with the Lynch Mob. ]



Cindy Meyers – Guys, not a great way to start off your careers here in the WWE. Your thoughts on your loss and where you go from here?



Joey Lynch – It’s simple Cindy, we suck. We’re going to pack our bags and go home never to put on another pair of wrestling boots again!!



[ Cindy looks shocked at that comment. ]



Cindy Meyers – Yeah, you lost but…



Matt Lynch – My brother is just busting your balls. Yeah, we lost. The Golden Assholes beat us. Sometimes a blind squirrel finds a nut. Golden Dicks, you found your nut and it won’t happen again!!!



Joey Lynch – And as far as where we go from here, next week we got Los Vipers to deal with. Boys, don’t take my brother and I lightly. We’re pissed off and hungry for a win and unfortunately you boys are in our way!!! See you soon.



[ The camera swings back to Mike and Chris at ringside. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – The tag team division here in the Empire is stacked. Whoever wins the titles better watch their backs because there are a ton of really good teams that are on the hunt.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Just think about the teams that lost so far. The Lynch Mob. Los Vipers. The Blood Carnival. The Hooligan’s. All teams that I can picture as World Tag Team champions!!





“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – I couldn’t agree more. Chris, what a match we are in store for next. We’ve got the newly formed Natural Disasters taking on the Guerillas of Destiny. It was just last week that the Natural Disasters took out Steve Scott of the Blood Carnival sending his ass to the hospital. It’s good to hear that he’s going to be alright.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – That top rope finisher is a killer. If G.O.D. gets hit with that it’s fucking over, and you know they know it too!!



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a second-round match in the World Tag Team title tournament! Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 801 lbs., the Natural Disasters!!!



[ The sold-out crowd is in awe of these two men as “Red Purgatory” by Robert Russell echoes through the arena and Reverend Azazel slowly escorts Babba Ali and Ace Romero down to the ring. The two men climb into the ring and take their robes off as Reverend Azazel barks last minute orders at them. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Eight hundred pounds!!! I don’t thin there has ever been a team in the Empire that equaled that!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These guys are fucking huge ass men, but they have not jelled as a team yet. They are a new tag team and they have yet to be tested like what G.O.D. is going to test them.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 439 lbs. the Guerillas of Destiny!!



[ The crowd goes nuts booing as “The Firing Squad” by No Name Tim rocks the arena as the two Samoan warrior’s storms down to the ring and dive under the bottom rope in unison popping to their feet and getting right in the Hooligans faces! Referee Joey Jiles is doing everything he can to hold the four men back from killing each other. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – These guys are cold blooded assassin’s Chris. They’ve got one fucking goal in mind and they are not going to let anyone stop them.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Well this will be a huge test tonight. But it aint going to get any easier as the Golden BoyZ have already punched their ticket to the ppv and are waiting to see who will join them.



[ As the referee calls for the bell, it’s Ace Romero in the ring with Tanga to start things off. Ace Romero grabs the arm and performs an arm wringer on Tanga, but Tanga is able to reach under his own legs and pull the leg of Ace Romero out from under himself. allowing him to escape the arm wringer. Ace Romero is able to hold his own and elbow Tanga in the face. Ace Romero scissors the legs of Tanga taking him down and tags in Babba Ali, who comes in with a big elbow drop to Tanga. A few forearm shots from Babba Ali and he grinds down on Tanga with a trapezius hold. Babba Ali keeps this locked in, as Tama claps for his partner on the outside. Slowly Tanga starts to fight his way free, but Ace Romero climbs into the ring illegally with a kick to Tanga’s back. Now both members of the Natural Disasters lift Tanga into a gorilla-press-Hotshot across the ropes as Tanga screams at the referee from the ring apron!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Nice double team tactics by the Natural Disasters have kept Tanga isolated from Tama!!



[ Tanga is down on the mat as Babba Ali knees him in the gut and then drives a big boot into the back of his head sending him down to the canvas. Babba Ali measures him up for another elbow, but Tanga rolls out of the ring and Babba Ali eats canvas. Reverend Azazel barks orders at Ace Romero who follows his every word like a good disciple!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons –



[ Ace Romero jumps off the apron at Tanga with a clubbing forearm that drives him to the ground. Ace Romero grabs Tanga by the hair and smashes his head into the steel ring post as Reverend Azazel laughs demonically into the camera!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Under the leadership of this Reverend Azazel the Natural Disasters have turned into a fucking force to be reckoned with!



[ Tama rushes over and he and Ace Romero trade European uppercuts and chops. Tanga staggers back to his feet, but it’s Babba Ali with a baseball slide under the bottom rope that sends Tanga crashing into the steel guardrail!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Who would have thought that a four-hundred-pound man could be so fucking agile!!!



[ Babba Ali rolls Tanga back into the ring and follows him in going for the cover …1 …2 …but from out of nowhere it’s a reversal cradle by Tanga pinning Babba Ali …1 …2 …but it’s Reverend Azazel who grabs the referee by the foot breaking the count. ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Thank God for Azazel distracting the referee at just the right time.



[ Babba Ali gets to his feet and its Tanga who climbs up the ropes and delivers a back elbow to Ali’s face. Tanga latches on the cross arm-breaker on Babba Ali using the ropes for extra leverage and pain! The referee starts the mandatory five count because he’s using the ropes…1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ½ …and Tanga raises his hands in the air just before getting disqualified!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – He better watch his ass. If they get disqualified, they are bounced from the World Tag Team tournament!!



[ Tanga delivers an elbow into Babba Ali’s jaw and then reaches over tagging in Tama. Tama sprints into the ring right at Babba Ali and nails him with a flying elbow shot that pisses Babba Ali off. Japanese brawler fires back with a few shots of his own, but Tama does a drop toe hold into a front face-lock. Then Tama starts kneeing Babba Ali in the face. Tama waits for him to stand and then delivers another knee to the midsection followed by an overhead belly-to-belly by Tama that sends Babba Ali flying! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a power move by Tama!! I would have thrown my back out for sure!!



[ Tama drags Babba Ali up by his pony tail and drives him back first into the buckles. Tama tries to put him up on the top turnbuckle but he has trouble with the man’s weight. Taking advantage of the trouble Tama is having, Babba Ali elbows Tama in the back over and over. Here comes Ace Romero into the ring again, illegally, but Tanga is there to meet him with a shoulder tackle! Tanga lifts Ace Romero up into a big time German suplex! Meanwhile Tama lifts Babba Ali up into a Samoan Suplex dropping Babba Ali right on his head! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – These kids are taking it right at the Natural Disasters!!



[ Outside the ring, Reverend Azazel is going nuts pounding on the mat as the referee is starting to lose control here. Tanga throws Ace Romero through the middle ropes and to the floor and he then goes over to help Tama. Across the ring, Babba Ali nails Tanga with a stiff forearm. Babba Ali then slams a stiff forearm into Tama. Babba Ali nails Tama with a sit-out powerbomb folding him up for the cover …1 …2 …2 ¾ …but Tanga dives in breaking it up! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Holy fuck the Natural Disasters were so close!!!



[ The referee is again trying to regain control as he forces Tanga back out of the ring which leads to more double teaming by the Natural Disasters as Ace Romero rolls back into the ring behind the referees back. Tama sees him coming and drops both Babba Ali and Ace Romero with double clotheslines!!! Tama motions for Tanga to get to the top rope as he does the same. G.O.D. soars through the air nailing both Babba Ali and Ace Romero with stereo top rope leg drops across their adversaries throats!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It aint the Kill Shot, but maybe it’ll do the trick!!



[ Tango kicks Ace Romero out of the ring as he guards his partners back as he rolls Babba Ali for the pin …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The winners by of this match, the Guerillas of Destiny!!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a great win by G.O.D.!!! They took everything the Natural Disasters through at them and they came out on top!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Awesome win by G.O.D. tonight, but it should be an ever better match in two weeks at the ppv when they go head on against the Golden BoyZ!!!



[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Let's Go All the Way" by Insane Clown Posse rocks the arena as the Golden BoyZ along with Havok strut out on stage pointing at G.O.D.!!! G.O.D. stares back up the rampway smiling at their ppv opponents. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What a PPV Crossfire is turning into!!! Not only do we have Havok taking on Amber Nova for the Women’s World title, but now we have the Guerillas of Destiny taking on the Golden BoyZ for the World Tag Team titles!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – It’s going to be an amazing night of action and it just blows that it’s still two weeks away!!



[ The camera swings back to the office of the General Manager DDP as we see “The Don” Joey Ryan along with his porn star girlfriend Spice talking. DDP looks uncomfortable looking at Spice sitting there half dressed. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Joey, I asked you to come here so that we can discuss how you performed last week.



“The Don” Joey Ryan – Yeah, tough loss boss. But my head was on my movie shoot. You’ve heard that I got signed on for another movie, right?



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – No, no I didn’t?



“The Don” Joey Ryan – It’s called Cyber Dong 3000. It’s about a solider that gets his pecker blown off and they reattach it with these cool cybernetic enhancements. (and he pulls his cell phone out showing DDP still pics of the cyber dick) Check it out. Look at the girth on that thing. Now I got a huge dick, but this thing adds at least three inches.



[ Spices face lights up at the thought of three more inches. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – I know that you like your movie career, but here in the WWE we’re trying to put the best wrestlers that we can on television each and every week. I just need to know that your heart is in this one hundred percent, because if it’s not …well we may have to review your contract.



“The Don” Joey Ryan – Renew my contract? Are you talking about firing me?



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Nobody wants to see you fired Joey, but your safety and the safety of the wrestlers in the ring with you are the most important thing to me. You cannot be a threat to the safety of the guys in the ring with you. If you don’t show drastic improvement next week in the WWE United States title Triple Threat match, I’m going to have to let you go.



“The Don” Joey Ryan – Triple Threat match? Well, who am I facing?



[ DDP looks at his notes on his desk. ]



“The Hall of Famer” Diamond Dallas Page – Bulk and Prophet!!



[ Joey Ryan looks like he’s about to throw up as the scene goes back to the announcers desk. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Talk about needing a big win next week, it sounds like Joey Ryan is fucked. Prophet and Bulk are far beyond his skill set.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Listen, this guy really doesn’t want to wrestle. He’s using this to promote his porn star career.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – So here we go Chris. It’s our main event of the night and it features Alexander Stone taking on Kahagas with the winner advancing to next week to take on Boris Drago.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Not to say that Drago doesn’t deserve to be in the semi-finals, but a little bit of luck has gone his way these past few rounds.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – The following match is set for one fall and it is a second-round match in the World Heavyweight title tournament! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 251 lbs. “Pure Gold” Alexander Stone!!



[ “Hyperpower” by Nine Inch Nails blares across the arena as Stone marches down to the ring and the sold-out crowd boos the shit out of him. He takes off his robes off along the way and tossing it to the floor. He rolls under the bottom rope and motions for his opponent to get his ass down to the ring!



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone is like a man possessed tonight. He knows what he wants and he’s focused on that.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What he wants is Kahagas!!! This should be good.



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And his opponent, his way to the ring weighing in at 205 lbs., “The Tokyo Monster” Kahagas!!!



[ The crowd boos as the lights in the arena begin to flash and “Three Nill” by Slipknot erupts. Kahagas walks out, face painted in red as the Demon makes his way down to the ring and rolls in never taking his eyes off of Stone. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – There’s something evil about this young Japanese superstar.



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – He’s going to have to be evil and a hell of a lot more Mike. Stone is a stone-cold executioner in that ring.



[ Stone and Kahagas walk up to one another, eyes locked and intensity in the air! They don’t say a word, just stare until Stone gives Kahagas a shove in the chest! Kahagas breaks out into a smirk before shoving Stone right back before Stone then throws a big right! Kahagas fires one back of his own and it’s officially on as the two men exchange blow for blow!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Both of these guys know what’s on the line and neither are fucking around!!



[ It’s Kahagas who seems to be taking the advantage, right until Stone cuts him off with a knee to the mid-section! Stone then takes off for the ropes, but Kahagas is half a step behind him. Stone stops and turns around, getting caught with a bigtime clothesline! Stone gets right back up and is met with a second running clothesline, and then a third, before Stone rolls out under the bottom rope to try and slow the pace! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone knows that he’s in a fight now. He needs to rethink the plan and then execute it.



[ Kahagas follows him to the outside and gives chase all the way around the squared circle until Stone finally rolls back into the ring, quickly cutting Kahagas off when he tries to do the same with an axe handle smash! This allows Stone to land several more blows uninterrupted until at last taking control of the match. Stone drags Kahagas back upright and then immediately takes him off his feet with a snap-mare followed by a standing dropkick to the back of the Kahagas’s head! Stone makes the cover …1 …2 …but Kahagas shoots a shoulder off the mat breaking the count! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – A quick two count there, but Kahagas manages to get a shoulder up off the mat.



[ Stone slaps on a side headlock, grinding it in and trying to wear his opponent down! However, Kahagas is feeding off the energy of the crowd as he begins battling back to his feet, landing some elbows to the ribs to loosen Stone’s grip and then shove him off into the ropes, cutting him off on the return with a cross body followed by multiple punches to the head! Kahagas rolls off and taunts Stone to get back up again, quickly landing a kick to the gut and trying for the Monster Driver (Half nelson driver), but Stone quickly slips free and again rolls out of the ring! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Stone was seconds away from getting his fucking bell run with that Monster Driver!!!



[ The referee starts the count as Stone taunts Kahagas to follow him out of the ring. …1 …2 …3 …but Kahagas won’t fall for the same trick twice, instead sitting on the second rope and encouraging Stone to re-enter the ring. Stone refuses to do so however, demanding the referee keep Kahagas back before slowly climbing onto the apron and stepping through the ropes on his own steam. ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Stone wanted a fight? He wanted a challenge? Now’s he’s got himself a fight!!!



[ The two of them start circling each other before locking up, where Stone quickly pulls Kahagas’s arm behind his back with a hammerlock! Kahagas responds with a couple of back elbows to Kahagas’s jaw before a standing switch and then driving Stone forward, looking to spring him off the ropes into an O’Conner roll! Stone holds onto the ropes however, where Kahagas goes over on his lonesome and rolls straight back to his feet. Stone lunges towards him, looking for a kick to the gut only to see it caught! Stone tries to counter with an enziguri, but Kahagas ducks it. Stone hits nothing but air and lands on his stomach on the mat, where Kahagas now has a wicked smirk as he steps on the back of his opponent’s knees and wraps his feet around his legs, capturing the arms and rocking backwards with an elevated surfboard! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Kahagas is going for the surfboard submission!! Let’s see what Stone is made of now!!



[ The referee is right there to ask if Stone wants to give it up, but he refuses to do so, causing Kahagas to release the arms and instead concentrate on clawing at his nose and mouth, looking to gauge Stone’s face instead! The referee starts to count …1 …2 …3 …4 …4 ¾ …and Kahagas releases Stone, letting Stone slam face-first back down into the mat! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Maybe that’ll shut this fucker up!!!



[ Stone is dazed as he crawls towards the corner for a reprieve, but Kahagas is right there after him, landing a few kicks to the face for good measure! Kahagas then drags Stone upright and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle, looking to climb after him and follow-up but Stone battles back with some shots to the ribs before slipping down through Kahagas’s legs back onto the mat, grabbing one leg and yanking it hard to cause Kahagas to crash land hard on his back! That knocks the wind out of his sails as Kahagas attempts to stagger back up again, only for Stone to come charging in with a running single leg dropkick! Stone catches Kahagas flush in the face, knocking him down and out as Stone scrambles on top to make the cover …1 …2 …but Kahagas grabs the bottom rope and the referee sees it stopping the count! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Man that was great ring awareness by Kahagas after taking that shot to the face.



[ Stone wraps his legs around Kahagas’s head with a leg lock, squeezing hard as he tries to wear Kahagas down some more! However, Kahagas manages to shift his position enough to reach his boot out onto the bottom rope and force the break. Stone gets up and lands a few stomps for good measure before dragging Kahagas up and into the corner, hitting repeated shoulders into his mid-section! Stone whips Kahagas across the ring into the turnbuckles before racing after him and landing a dropkick! Kahagas is in a daze as Stone quickly lifts him onto his shoulders before dropping him across his out-stretched knee with a fireman’s carry neck-breaker! Stone makes the cover …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and Kahagas drops a foot across the bottom rope stopping the count!!! Stone pounds on the mat knowing that he should have had Kahagas there!! ]





“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You can tell that Stone is starting to get a little frustrated.



[ Stone pulls Kahagas up again, hooking him from behind and then he nails him with a release German suplex! Stone signals for one more before pulling Kahagas up and delivering on his promise with a second release German suplex! Kahagas looks to be out of it as Stone signals for one more German suplex, slowly leading Kahagas off the mat and grabbing him once more yet this time Kahagas blocks it with all he’s got, managing to counter with a couple more back elbows before hitting a standing switch and then suddenly cinching in the Crippler Crossface!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Another huge submission attempt by the Japanese superstar Kahagas!!



[ Stone is totally caught off guard, waving his free hand in the direction of the ropes!! The crowd goes wild as the referee gets right in there to ask if Stone wants to give it up but Stone refuses, instead resorting to biting Kahagas’s hand to force him to let go! The two men separate, both struggling back to a vertical base as Stone quickly lunges and swings for a desperation superkick, but Kahagas ducks the shot and then comes off the ropes with a front dropkick! Stone struggles up using the ropes for support in the corner as Kahagas now heads to the corner opposite, stepping off the bottom rope before charging in with a huge forearm smash! Kahagas hooks Stone by the head and pulls him out in search of a bulldog yet somehow, Stone shoves him off into the ropes before cutting Kahagas off with a superkick on the return! Kahagas doesn’t go down though, staggering back and then rolling on the middle rope, springing back forwards but he runs right into a second successive superkick, this one putting him down! Stone collapses on top of Kahagas for the cover …1 …2 …2 ¾ …and somehow, someway, Kahagas manages to shoot a shoulder up off the mat!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Kahagas is wrestling his ass off Chris!!!



[ Stone is not happy with the referee’s counting and he jaw jacks at the referee as he gets to his feet. Stone grabs Kahagas and drags him up into position for a scoop slam! However, when he lifts Kahagas into the air, Kahagas somehow slips free and lands behind him, rolling Stone up with a surprise small package …1 …2 …2 ½ …and Stone kicks out!!! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – You better pay attention to Kahagas instead of running your big mouth!!!



[ Both men pop back to their feet as fast as their feet can take them, where Stone swings for a wild clothesline, only to have Kahagas duck and then come up with a snap DDT from out of nowhere! Kahagas is firing himself up, feeding off the energy of the crowd as he taunts Stone to get back up as well, once again looking to hit him with the Monster Driver (Half nelson driver)! This time though, Stone drives Kahagas back into the corner hard, causing him to release his grip! Stone then lifts Kahagas up onto the top rope and lands a huge palm strike for good measure, leaving Kahagas barely hanging onto the top rope! Stone climbs up after him, hooking Kahagas up in preparation for a superplex and yet before he can deliver the move, Kahagas battles back with two stiff shots to the gut, instead countering by lifting Stone into the air and dropping him back down to the canvas with a superplex! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – What a counter by Kahagas!!



[ Stone is coughing and sputtering as he tries to clamber back to a vertical base, Kahagas lifts himself up on the top rope, measuring Stone up and then diving off with a huge shoulder block taking Stone off his feet again! Kahagas is feeling it now as he signals the cheering WWE faithful before grabbing a handful Stone’s hair as he tries to pull Stone up again, only for Stone to reach up and grab him by the head, hitting a surprise jawbreaker! Kahagas is stunned, staggering backwards and then rolling off the ropes again in search of a running lariat, but this time Stone pulls the referee into harm’s way causing Kahagas to accidentally wipe him out! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What the fuck Stone you cheating piece of shit!!



[ Kahagas is momentarily shocked only for Stone to then nail him from behind! Stone clubs away before looking to launch Kahagas between the ropes and shoulder-first into the steel ring post followed by a snap suplex!! The crowd is on the edge of their seats as Stone blasts Kahagas with a V Trigger!!! Stone rolls Kahagas up making the cover, only to find the referee is still down! He gets up and gives the official a shake. The referee is still out of it so Stone drags the referee across the ring by his belt towards Kahagas only for Kahagas to roll out under the bottom rope out of harm’s way! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Smart move by Kahagas to slow things down and get a breather.



[ Stone is fuming, having to roll out of the ring after him, struggling to lift Kahagas’s dead weight off the ground before shoving him back inside the squared circle before finally rolling back in to cover him as the still dazed official counts …1 …2 …and Kahagas kicks out!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Smart move on Kahagas’s part to roll out of the ring and avoid a pin attempt.



[ Stone runs his hands through his hair in shock, starting to lose his cool! He knows how close he is to getting a win as he glares at Kahagas before finally deciding it is time to end this once and for all! Stone leads Kahagas up off the mat, crossing his arms around his torso as Stone looks for the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam), but Kahagas swings his boot backwards with a blatant low blow mule kick, one which goes unseen by the still groggy referee as he tries to drag himself up using the ropes and shake off the cobwebs! ]



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Right in the nuts!!! I can’t say I haven’t felt that before!!



[ The crowd goes wild as Kahagas is able to fight through the pain and exhaustion, as Stone favors his groin in agony! Stone stumbles back to a vertical base only for Kahagas to come at him, grabbing Stone by the head and then looking to step up off the ropes in the corner trying for a tornado DDT, only for Stone to counter in mid-swing, instead dropping Kahagas nuts-first on the top rope to return the favor! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – That’s why folks, he just may be the very best in the WWE today. Like him or hate him, he’s Pure Gold!!!



[ Kahagas is the one in agony now as he collapses back into the ring before trying desperately to find a way back to his feet. However, that’s exactly what Stone wants as he taunts him to rise before BAM! He hits a second V Trigger, this one causing Kahagas to collapse onto his knees with glassy-eyes, struggling to keep his head up. As it turns out, Kahagas might have been better off falling down flat though as here comes Stone with a third V Trigger!!! ]



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – Fuck me, Stone is using Kahagas’s head for punting practice!!



[ Kahagas is on dream street as Stone sets him up and destroys him with the Stonebreaker (suplex lift into a spinning sidewalk slam)!!! Stone looks directly into the camera smiling as the referee makes the decisive count …1 …2 …3!!! ]



“The Jamaican Jew” Harvey Weinstein – And the winner of this match, “Pure Gold” Alexander…



[ Stone cuts Weinstein off, reaching through the ropes; demanding the mic from him. Harvey not wanting to piss Stone off hands him the microphone. ]



“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Now that’s a fight!!! Kahagas, you’re one tough son of a bitch; but you’re not close to being as tough as me.



“Crazy Man” Mike Thompson – What an egotistical fuck.



“Pure Gold” Alexander Stone – Boris Drago, I hope you were back there watching boy; because next week I’m sending you back to whatever backwater country you came from …in a fucking body bag!!!



“The Messiah” Chris Simmons – Big words from Stone …and here we go!!!



[ The fans go crazy as “Far from the start” by Timati and L’One plays and the “Russian Bear” Boris Drago power walks out on stage screaming down at Alexander Stone!! Stone tosses the mic over the top rope at Harvey Weinstein as security rushes out on stage stopping the two men from going at it!!!